0:21🔗
Voiceover
Oh my goodness, it is Loveline. Steve-O once again with us tonight. 1-800-LOVE-191. Steve, we had a good time last night, right?
0:29🔗
Drew
You helped a lot of people. We saw a side of you that we had not seen before. And I like that. I like that. What mic? Anderson, please. Just turn his mic up. Turn on the mic.
0:45🔗
That's what I was saying.
0:46🔗
Drew
Last night we had a little bit of a malarist to you, so I figured tonight we're going to Pupu City or something.
0:59🔗
Steve-O
I mean, it's not good. I mean, this is something that's good for everyone. I know. It certainly won't make you a smarter person.
1:08🔗
You're still thinking about that tonight, aren't you?
1:09🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. I got like a conscience that I was like, you know, using my power in the media for evil instead of good.
1:23🔗
Drew
Yeah, Steve-O is the result. So here you go. Jack, we didn't talk about Jack Ellis last night.
1:28🔗
Steve-O
Should we talk about him? Sure, yeah. Like, I'm not supposed to. That's why I said, let's bring it up. Here we go. That we're supposed to do Jackass 2. And it's not only called Jackass 2, it's called Jackass 2, the sequel.
1:45🔗
Drew
So you'll be filming that at the same time that you'll be doing your new reality show Camp Steve-O.
1:50🔗
Drew
Camp Steve-O, for those of you that were listening last night, is Steve takes, Steve-O takes people whose parents are uptight, takes their parents to camp and loosens them up.
1:59🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. I'm running a rehabilitation center for uptight parents in a summer camp. There's a Jewish summer camp called Camp Shalom. I'm not supposed to say that, dude.
2:19🔗
Drew
Would you want to tell people, you said you've written several of the days. Do you want to give people an example of what one of these days will be like?
2:23🔗
Steve-O
Well, one day I'll structure like Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Billy Clown College was for me.
2:34🔗
Steve-O
Well, no. Circus Day will just be one day. And then there's like a music appreciation day and you're in the army day and you're paralyzed in a wheelchair day.
2:47🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. It'll be a lot of fun. And if your parents are really uptight and you want to nominate them to go to my camp, we've got casting directors all over the country. And if you call 1-800-481-5952, then you can set up an audition form.
3:08🔗
Steve-O
You know, I'm not sure. But in general, I've been doing a lot of press for it. And there's at least a lot of prank calls coming in.
3:26🔗
Steve-O
That's funny, man. Like, I hope people dig it, man. What if I replaced Adam Corolla around here? Regularly?
3:40🔗
Drew
That's what I'm saying. What I'm interested in is maybe having, like, Thursday be Steve-O night.
3:46🔗
Drew
And just every Thursday, we'll send you a little Zephyrine wherever you are, in Africa or whatever. You'll ring in with us.
3:59🔗
Steve-O
You know, like I've been traveling less, you know, because of no, you're in Hollywood. Yeah.
4:11🔗
Steve-O
Last night was mellow, man. There was a phone. I was very tired from the weekend and phoned in. I was going to order in some meat socket. Yeah. You know, I was going to call in a chunk of bus. And but then I walked in, you know, and like hardly even smoked any grass before I realized there was a Leonardo DaVinci documentary on. So that was completely compelling to me and more important than getting laid.
4:37🔗
Same guy.
4:38🔗
Drew
Interesting. And also this is the same guy that did this, Kenna Wright, 17. Yeah. What happened?
4:44🔗
Steve-O
Um, I was sexually assaulted at a party in August. And I wrote into his website and he actually answered me back.
5:01🔗
Drew
I just want to be sure. I'm just checking. But you're the guy that responded to support Kenna.
5:05🔗
Steve-O
Oh, no way! Hey, awesome! I do remember that. Yeah. You really? I absolutely remember that. I remember, I remember, uh, you know, like, it was kind of like, um, what we were talking about last night. I just felt that that maybe she was blaming herself for what happened. You know, and then she had posted on my website that, uh, that, um, you know, when this was bothering her, that putting on Jackass and Wild Boys, like, it really got her mind off it.
5:34🔗
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, she's like, when she was having a hard time, she would watch Wild Boys and Jackass. And I was saying, you know, say, you know, I'm happy to have been, to have distracted her from her problem, but really, like, uh, you know, that's not, you could probably tell her that, you know.
5:55🔗
Drew
Right, it makes you feel good for the moment, but it doesn't solve the problem, I'm lying.
6:11🔗
Drew
I'm a rapist, but this is back to the question that raised sort of the eye of a couple of callers last night, which is a single episode, a sexual assault, and all of a sudden you can't trust anybody. That to me suggests that you've had some difficulty before the sexual assault.
7:20🔗
Steve-O
My sister, she's a twin, went as far as saying, well, it's kind of your own fault because we tried to stop you. But like I was, I guess I could say hammered that night, so.
7:31🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. Well, I wonder if just even talking about it to begin with is kind of therapeutic.
7:38🔗
Drew
It absolutely is. And it's sad that people who put themselves in a position where they're powerless and then are taken advantage of, it becomes your problem. It's sad. You know what I'm saying, Kenna? It's not your fault that there are predators out there.
8:20🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, really, I don't know what else to say. I mean, this is kind of Dr. Drew call, but that is rad. You know, I think I was the first person to reply to you on my website, too, huh? It was like, she opened a thread, you know, and I was like, right on it.
8:35🔗
Drew
All right, Ken. Well, here's the deal. Your dad is strange from the family, you said. You kind of know him, but he's really not a relationship. That's a problem for you. Mom's a pain in the ass. You really never had a close relationship with anybody. You have trouble trusting people. That is the only way you can get better from this, by learning how to be close and how to trust. Because it is other people's brains that we use to build our emotional systems. We need other people. We have to be close to other people or else we are isolated in our own little systems of trauma and dysfunction. And exactly what you're feeling, you're going to be forever caught. It's going to be like clockwork orange for her, but with Steve-O 24-7, the only way she can stand feeling okay. And that's not a way to live. That's not a flexible, emotional health, but flexibility. This is Sarah 19. Hey Sarah, turn your radio off please.
9:25🔗
Steve-O
Oh nothing. I was just wondering if like maybe I'm a little bit too big, but I'm not. I'm ready to answer your question.
9:32🔗
Steve-O
Okay. I've had a boyfriend for a year now, and all of a sudden, the sex just really slowed down, like to the extreme.
9:51🔗
Steve-O
You know, like when it's towards the beginning of a relationship, that a guy really wants to be impressive and stuff.
10:01🔗
Steve-O
Kind of like right when you move in with a chick, I guess, you know, you start out like cleaning the kitchen and then like slowly the house deteriorates into a complete mess. And like no effort is being put into it, you know.
10:13🔗
Steve-O
Well, I mean, I asked him like, are you not into it? You know, we could break up, go see other people. But he's like, no, I love you and I want to be with you.
10:22🔗
Steve-O
I absolutely believe that's the case, too. You know, like he's probably even more in love with you.
10:49🔗
Drew
All right. Well, twice a week, Sarah is normal. That's normal. And then guys settle into their rhythm. Their biology sort of dictates what they can tolerate. And there you go.
11:02🔗
Steve-O
That's my Steve-O. I mean, I even necessarily get laid. I mean, just masturbating, like I'm pretty incessant. I masturbate like absolutely crazy.
11:12🔗
Drew
If you could get laid every day, would that stop the masturbating or would you also masturbate?
11:18🔗
Steve-O
I don't know. I wonder. I'd probably still masturbate. You know, like obviously, like for me, like, you know, it's like sexually, you know, like it's sort of a natural conclusion for women to jump to. You know, like this guy gets laid all the time, you know, like he's on TV, he's just got to be riddled with STDs. So, you know, like a lot of the time, women are sort of smarter than to just have sex with me. So I find myself all the time, you know, saying like this is perfectly okay, you know. Like to me, no means no, like in an absolute sense. But no part of no means that I can't rub my own wiener. You know, like, so I plot, you know, when a girl doesn't want to fool around, you know, I absolutely respect her for that.
12:02🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I tell them that when I grab my wiener, it's like Eddie Van Halen doing a guitar solo, that I'm the best, you know, and like.
12:10🔗
Drew
But then they don't think you have their usual response even then? They're like, is that it?
12:15🔗
Steve-O
That'll happen. But, you know, like a lot of the time, like, you know, so there I am, just talking away.
12:21🔗
Steve-O
Doesn't it gross them out? Like girls will be like, oh, why did you have to do that? You know, and then all of a sudden they're into it, you know? And so then they get like a really, really short, you know, like a short performance. And it's like, well, you know, I tugged my way half home, half way home, you know? Four strokes? I'm surprised that you don't know that, man. Like, Drew, chicks love it when you rub your wiener for them. They absolutely, absolutely love it. I bet the phones will light up when the girl is calling them to say how much they love it.
12:54🔗
Yeah.
12:57🔗
Steve-O
You know, and I think maybe this girl here, like, the answer for you is maybe to just start, like, because guys like checking out when chicks do it, too, you know? Like, so I think if you master, you know, in front of this guy for his benefit, then that might, you know, get it going.
13:14🔗
Drew
But I think what we both are telling you, Sarah, in our own way, is that twice a week is pretty much normal for a guy that has been in a relationship for a while, and your need for more is an imbalance, and it's sort of not average, and that's fine. What is it you would like? How often would you like it?
13:36🔗
Steve-O
And guys don't really turn down blowjobs, you know? And I love that I can say blowjob on this show.
13:47🔗
Steve-O
Start off with the blowjob and then, and then, you know, really take advantage of this guy sexually and make him, make him hump you.
13:54🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I just don't want to, I don't know, I feel weird like trying to always like, you know, talk to him and do it.
13:58🔗
Drew
Yeah, well, that's, that's an issue and that's, that may be a problem for this relationship. Are you actually sexually compulsive? Were you physically or sexually abused growing up?
14:26🔗
I like a lot of sex.
14:27🔗
Drew
Yeah, but listen, but this is more acting out behaviors for you. This isn't just your natural drive. This is, you need, you're stuck in that, that longing state for drama and sex because something happened growing up, typically. Because you've lived in a lot of chaos growing up.
15:03🔗
Steve-O
I love, dude, Dr. Drew, you're the most insightful guy I've ever met. I love it. I love being here.
15:09🔗
Drew
We don't, except you need to know, you need to tone it down a little bit because some of what you're doing is enacting out behavior from having lived in all that chaos. You're looking, you're longing for that kind of connection that comes really from a place of trauma, number one. Number two, you need to talk to him about adjusting him, coming to a compromise where maybe, maybe it's not twice a day, but maybe four days a week. He's good for two, maybe four.
15:39🔗
Steve-O
Hey, what's up, Steve-O? Yeah, I've been listening to you and Dr. Drew from us tonight, dude. I listened to the show just about every single night.
15:53🔗
Steve-O
I actually was listening for a while last night and then I called him with the same question in my cell phone battery. He kind of just like died on me. So I tried to call back and then it was always busy.
16:14🔗
Steve-O
Well, like, okay, like, I think maybe behind closed doors, my fiance is cheating on me. And I'm not too sure.
16:29🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, the door is closed, man, because she is always saying there's nothing going on, which, you know, any girl would say that. You know, I would say that.
16:52🔗
Steve-O
Like guys don't even get jealous until they cheat on, like a guy cheats on his girl. And then all of a sudden he's like the possessive jealous guy. And I think that's what's going on here. He's trying to exonerate himself by having suspicions.
17:03🔗
Drew
Or not only that so much is that people know what they're capable of. They assume other people can do the same thing.
17:15🔗
What are you talking about, dude?
17:24🔗
Steve-O
Okay, well, a month ago she was at the fair, right? She said she was with some friends. She had nothing more than friends. It was two guys, but it was friends. I've never heard of these guys. I don't know these guys. And as far as I'm concerned, she probably don't know these guys. Well now, okay, check it out.
17:43🔗
Steve-O
I had last heard from her sister-in-law, which lives with her at the time, just because her sister-in-law and her brother don't have a place to live for another two or three months. Well, they have told me behind my back that...
18:23🔗
Steve-O
All right, man. Well, hey, I'll tell you what, dude. It doesn't matter if your girlfriend's cheating on you, as long as she still cares about you. And if you carry on in this jealous, possessive manner, then regardless of whether she is cheating on you, she's going to dump your ass.
18:36🔗
Drew
And for that matter, why you engage in 20, whatever you are, 21? That's too early. Yeah. That's why the music says it all.
18:43🔗
Steve-O
She kind of like made a really big impression on me. I've been in and out of relationships for a long time, and she's the only one that's really, you know.
18:53🔗
Steve-O
My advice to you, bro, is to just get over it. And, you know, like, don't be, you know, don't be a parole officer in your relationship.
19:00🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, exactly. And, you know, sometimes I feel that way. I mean, sometimes I feel like, you know, she might not even be cheating on me. Maybe it's my own psychological view.
19:10🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, exactly. And, you know, jealousy is the most foul odor that you can have on you.
19:17🔗
Drew
And just a few little other housekeeping issues. Little less pot there, Jeff, that makes you a little paranoid, too. And maybe you want to...
19:24🔗
Steve-O
Oh, now, one of the guys that she was with that night has been calling her continuously every single day.
19:31🔗
Drew
You know, maybe you want to straighten this all out again. Maybe you don't want to get married so young. I don't know. I think Steve-O is right. If you're going to stay in, you're going to have to find a way to have a little less testosterone, a little less aggression, a little less jealousy. But I just have my doubts about whether this marriage, this is ready for a marriage. Have a long engagement, like seven years.
20:01🔗
Drew
Yeah, but isn't that, well, he's in 21. He's never had kids. But Natalie, what's going on?
20:08🔗
Caller
I had a question for Steve-O, and I heard you were from New Mexico, but I was wondering if that was true.
20:39🔗
Oh, no, I don't DJ.
20:51🔗
Drew
Is she sort of typical of the New Mexican culture? Just a huge old F-bomb right in the middle of a tirade?
21:00🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, she didn't even have a question, man. Let's get to someone with a real problem. And let's improve their lives.
21:15🔗
Steve-O
Well, I just wanted to tell him that he was well more, much more spoken than I would have ever thought.
21:23🔗
Drew
He's actually concerned. Christine, interestingly, is not that well spoken, but he's concerned actually you're going to think less of him when he starts to speak the Queen's English and really reveals what a smart guy he is.
21:38🔗
Just let it all out.
21:52🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, there's one health risk that's indefinite. You might get laid a lot. Oh, really?
22:01🔗
Steve-O
Well, yeah, the health risk is because if you groom yourself really well, then you'll probably have more sexual activity.
22:06🔗
Drew
But you're grooming, you're thinking of grooming with a clipper, though, right? You're talking about shaving with an edge, a razor.
22:15🔗
Drew
But that's, you know, follicle infections, folliculitis and razor burns and all that good stuff. Cut your lips.
22:20🔗
Steve-O
I don't know, man. Like if you look through a porno magazine, at least, I mean, maybe there's just a way to know how to do it, you know? But the bald eagle's in these days, you know?
22:38🔗
Drew
He's basically, last night, before he got high, he was recommending that you buy clippers.
22:52🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, maybe, you know? I mean, it doesn't matter to me, babe, as long as you don't have a big afro down there.
22:59🔗
She's saving.
23:06🔗
Drew
Christine was very, now, you're still thinking so highly of Steve-O here, Christine? Are you switching your vote again?
23:13🔗
He just tells it like it is, and that's okay.
23:18🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, the Clippers is fine with me. I'd say if a girl gets razor burn all the time, and then switch to the Clippers. Or the waxing.
23:28🔗
Drew
That's what most of them suffer through. All right, Steve-O in here tonight. Camp Steve-O coming up. Send your parents to, what should we call it? Loosening up camp. Yeah. 1-800-481-5952 is the number if you want to send your parents to the Camp Steve-O reality show. Somebody's going to die there. I just know it. Yeah, it could be you though. I mean, somebody could kill you.
23:55🔗
Drew
Phone number here at Loveline is 1-800-LOVE-191. If you have questions for Steve-O, give us a call. We'll be here all night. He's in prime form tonight. Maybe you've been listening thus far. So give us a call. We'll be right back.
24:10🔗
Love Line will be right back.
24:13🔗
Drew
Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Steve-O, baked, in studio. I love the fact that Steve-O's calling me cruel.
24:31🔗
Drew
The guy that writes F you on the wall and he pees on people's desks is calling me cruel.
24:36🔗
Steve-O
Well, yeah, I mean, I didn't think anybody did anything to deserve being called fat just then, so yeah, dude.
24:43🔗
Drew
Give a load of the drops that he might hear tonight. You're fat, you're gay. No, no, no.
25:03🔗
Steve-O
You're a lesbian. So Drew, you're a doctor. Does that mean that you practice in a hospital and all that?
25:15🔗
Drew
Do some of that stuff, but I run most of my time these days is spending a large addiction recovery program.
25:40🔗
Drew
No, I know. I'm pretty... I lead a pretty sheltered life. If you got to understand me, Steve-O. Anthony, 20.
25:48🔗
Yeah, Jay Friedman, a sex educator, came to my university. He's a professional sex educator. And he told me, well, he told us, that blue balls are a myth.
26:00🔗
Drew
Well, it's overstated, that's for sure. It's used to manipulate women. Some women, some men occasionally will get lymphatic and venous congestion and it can be uncomfortable. Talk to somebody who's actually had it and he'll tell you it's not a myth.
26:23🔗
Drew
No, you can't get that. There's some evidence that prostate cancer may be associated with not relieving yourself regularly. But that's a very loose sort of a...
26:38🔗
I mean, I've had some pain after, you know, I didn't get to...
26:43🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, the pain from musculoskeletal spasm and this pain from... It's in the testes and the whole... You know, the prostate becomes inflamed, the testes become engorged. It can be uncomfortable for some people.
26:54🔗
Drew
Yeah, it can. It can. But that's... It's used... It's sort of used as a... By the way, this guy that saw...
27:01🔗
Drew
It's emotional blackmail. By the way, who... The person you should be listening to as regards to the physiologic function of the male genital tract would be urologist or internist, not a sex educator, okay?
27:31🔗
Caller
Okay, I seem to keep falling into the same dating patterns, dating the wrong men and doing things with them to, because I'm desperate for a relationship for some reason. But I'm doing things that I regret later.
27:56🔗
Caller
No. I'm doing things, you know, I'm having sex with men, you know, giving them oral sex, you know, because I think if I do what they want me to do, then they're going to stick around.
28:08🔗
Steve-O
And the sooner you give a guy a blowjob, then the sooner you're going to have a good, you know, reliable, virtuous boyfriend.
28:23🔗
Drew
So here's one of the basic findings in women that have lots of sex as opposed to men that have lots of sex.
28:31🔗
Drew
Right. Men have high self-esteem when they're having lots of sex. Women have low self-esteem when they're having lots of sex.
28:37🔗
Steve-O
You know, I think there's a lot of guys who have low self-esteem that have that kind of sex.
28:41🔗
Drew
Compensate for it, yes. But generally, when they measure this, they find that's generally the case.
28:46🔗
Steve-O
Oh yeah, high self-esteem is attractive to women and that's why, you know, that's what gets you laid.
28:52🔗
Caller
I know I have low self-esteem. I was in an abusive relationship, abusive marriage for 11 years.
29:51🔗
Steve-O
Like, all of, you see, like, if you want a relationship, what you gotta do is connect with somebody.
29:57🔗
Drew
How can you give me props for that, by the way? I nailed the husband and the dad. Does it say anywhere on the screen that she's been so cool with the addicts?
30:06🔗
Steve-O
See, if you want a relationship, it doesn't matter, like, really as much about connecting sexually, you know, like, what you gotta do is, you know.
30:14🔗
Caller
But I feel like if I put out, then they're gonna think that, you know, then they're gonna think better of me, you know.
30:21🔗
Drew
No, Tanya, that's one level of thought you have about this. The other is you have trouble saying no. Yes, when you come under the sway of another person, you have no boundaries and you just kind of go. And you're so intent on pleasing other people because you're so goddamn codependent, then that's a separate issue entirely that you don't know any other way to be but the ultimate pleaser.
30:47🔗
Drew
I, Tanya, I treat a thousand of you. I know what you're doing. And you are not gonna get better if you don't get some treatment. You're gonna find another abuse of a-hole alcoholic to be with, who magically becomes one, by the way. He won't look like one when you get him. But he'll magically become one over the years. Because that's what you pick. And until you change your internal emotional world, you're gonna constantly be attracted to those guys. You can either go to Al-Anon, get a sponsor, work the steps, or you can get a therapist, or both. But you've got to do something because this is the situation you're in.
31:26🔗
Steve-O
It's a heartbreaker, you know? Why is it that the people who are really qualified to be the best parents are the last people having kids? I mean, we've reversed Darwinism over here.
31:37🔗
Steve-O
You know, like, Darwin's just rolling around in his grave, just bashing his head into it.
31:48🔗
Drew
All right, let's talk to Christine. We have like six Christine's tonight, 21. What's up, Christine?
31:53🔗
Hi, Dr. Drew.
32:06🔗
Steve-O
Okay. I've been, I just turned 21 a couple of months ago. I've been like experimenting a lot with like just going out and meeting new people. And I've been meeting a lot of women and I find myself more attracted to like women and I'm very interested in you.
32:29🔗
Steve-O
I guess so, man. I wish I could like check it out, you know? Let me actually be with a woman? Well, no, no. Like I really think sometimes I wish like, you know, that we could sort of Frankenstein me into a woman's body so I can find out what this multiple orgasm is all about.
32:49🔗
Steve-O
Okay, so I have a fair amount of bisexual friends that are girls and I've been trying to, I don't know, fester up the courage to like try some like sexual experimentation. Like I just, I don't know, but like my curiosity is overwhelming. Like I just really want to like try being with a woman. Like I'm very attracted to like...
33:14🔗
Steve-O
My question is if you guys have any advice basically how to like approach, I don't know, women like either like...
33:26🔗
Steve-O
That's what I really, really just don't waste any time before I just pull it out and start tugging it.
33:30🔗
Drew
In fact, is that... I'll tell you, there's a picture somewhere out there of you chasing me with your penis.
33:36🔗
Drew
And we were at a party together and somebody... Is that what you were intending with me?
33:59🔗
Drew
That can screw up your relationship. You're a lesbian. That can screw up your relationship.
34:08🔗
Drew
What about... Well, if you look at all the behaviors young people are into, female-on-female experimentation is something that has really taken a significant uptick in the last five years.
34:17🔗
Steve-O
Well, I mean, there's the argument that there's a little bit of homosexuality in the most straight individuals.
34:23🔗
Drew
That's true, but clearly in women, they're much more flexible with this. The question is, why are they getting so into this? Why are they so...
34:36🔗
Drew
Because most, very commonly, men, when they realize they're gay, they desperately don't want to be.
34:42🔗
Drew
And they desperately try. This is the opposite. Christine is probably heterosexual, but wants to try gay on for size.
34:48🔗
Steve-O
You know, like being in the closet, sort of letting all of your emotions fester and coop it all up, you know, versus...
35:12🔗
Steve-O
So, I've tried to get together with one of my girlfriends and a guy, and I just... I chickened out at the last minute, and I couldn't do it.
35:23🔗
Steve-O
Okay, so you're saying, like, maybe I have more luck with just experimenting with one woman?
35:29🔗
Steve-O
So, what's holding you back? Is it that you're shy, or that you're just don't want to...
35:38🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, well, I mean, there's a difference between, like, shy, you know, and, like... and, you know, like, sort of respecting your body and not wanting to soil it with too much...
35:51🔗
Steve-O
She just wants to try something. And then there's just going to be a slut, you know? Is it... like, which one is it here?
36:05🔗
Steve-O
So I say go for it. I'm just too shy. Like, with guys, it's... whatever. It's no problem.
36:10🔗
Drew
But here, Christine, here's the deal. You're halfway home. You have friends who are bisexual. You're not best friends whose relationship you can kind of afford to relinquish to this desire you have, as opposed to getting around... picking up somebody you don't know, which is a pretty difficult task. And how do you know what that person's going to experience, who they're going to be, how tight... You know, and you're going to be picking up a gay person, not somebody who just wants to experiment.
36:40🔗
Drew
Yeah, okay. Wild Boy Season 3, repeating presently on MTV2, Season 4, coming up in January on MTV. Steve-O, do I need... One thing about you, Steve, I don't have to... Your voice is so on mistake, but I don't really have to back announce or set it up, but just for the sake of letting those of you who know, who wonder who that voice is, that is Steve-O. Coming up with Camp Steve-O...
37:01🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, if you want to nominate your parents, be sent to my facility to bring them closer to you.
37:08🔗
Steve-O
Well, yeah, to kind of make them better parents. I think I'm going to make... It's a parental improvement facility, and to nominate your parents to go, call 1-800-481-5952.
37:19🔗
Drew
And to call tonight to talk to Steve-O, it's 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Dr. Drew Heast-Steve-O.
37:24🔗
Steve-O
And if you're in LA, then I need someone to come pick me up, and then she needs to be a hot chick.
37:29🔗
Drew
He's on the corner of Fairfax and Vanna, so he's standing out there with a bus stop looking for you.
37:50🔗
Drew
This is Loveline. That's right, it's back on Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Just showing a little Steve-O some video off E-BOMB's world. My kids turned me on to this stuff. They found all these crazy...
38:13🔗
Drew
It's just some of the stuff that kids send each other and then it ends up transferring to all over the world, so it's a moment of surprise. Yeah.
38:20🔗
Steve-O
You know what's so funny? What you were telling me last night about how satellite radio, like serious, only three million people have it.
38:47🔗
Hey, what's up, Drew? I'd just like to say you guys are hecks of foolish, and I have a question for Steve-O.
38:55🔗
Okay, yeah. I have a question for you. When you were doing the Don't Do This At Home Tour.
39:02🔗
What?
39:05🔗
Yeah, yeah. What went on behind the scenes of all that? Because I saw the TV show of PCP Save My Life and all that.
39:13🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, that was a great video. He's not going to tell you. What went on behind the scenes? I don't know. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, man. The whole reason I went on tour. My SPA was on the rise. My Slay Point Average.
39:31🔗
Steve-O
My Slay Point Average. Like we'd go on tour and like keep track about my girls who I had sex with.
39:44🔗
Hey, what's up, Steve-O?
39:54🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, they moved to Tentative because I don't know, I guess we were too naked and arguably, you know, beastie alliums.
40:10🔗
Hey, I was just wondering if you still needed a ride?
40:34🔗
Steve-O
Nice, nice. Sweet. Sweet. I was going to ask for that. Yeah. I love that we were given out where we're at. What is it? It's Venice and Fairfax. Oh, really? Right in Hollywood, baby. My life was an agonizing way to get to Hollywood. Now it's an agonizing way to get in your car.
41:00🔗
Steve-O
I'm good. This girl sounds like she's pretty hot. But the other girl sounded really hot, too.
41:07🔗
Steve-O
I didn't call to debate about whether I'm hot or not. I was raped at a party when I was in high school about five years ago by the guy who was dating at the time and a couple of his friends.
41:21🔗
Steve-O
I was blacked out coming in and out of a blackout when I was drunk when it happened. So I guess I consider myself fortunate in that I don't remember a lot of the details. But for a couple of years, I totally denied that it happened and for a while after that, I drank really, really heavily and then I went to treatment and blah, blah, blah. And then for a couple of years after that, up until last year, I totally denied that it happened and I wouldn't think about it and I wouldn't talk about it. And I started seeing a therapist and was working with her and then started seeing another therapist. Long story short, it's caused, because I've been working through it, it's been causing some intimacy issues in my current relationship. I've been with my boyfriend for the last year and sometimes it just, it affects me so much that I can't let him touch me sometimes, where I just feel...
42:28🔗
Drew
Well, no, no, no. He's got the wrong idea. Here's what he's thinking. If she talks to me, I'll get it through this and we'll get on with it. No, he needs to just sit tight and let you do it on your terms. He's not your therapist, you're talking to the therapist. If you feel overwhelmed, have a flashback, have post-traumatic stress symptoms, his job is just to be there.
42:48🔗
Steve-O
It's interesting to me that after this happened, then she developed a drinking problem and sought treatment for the drinking problem. But you never brought this up when you were in treatment for alcohol?
42:57🔗
Steve-O
Oh, no, not at all. I denied it happened completely because I didn't want to be in the water.
43:04🔗
Drew
No, because you're really treating the alcoholism and people bring up their traumas as they can tolerate. We actually go out of our way sometimes with people that have post-traumatic stress disorder and heavy traumas in childhood not to bring that stuff up because it's so evocative that they can't manage their addiction then.
43:20🔗
Steve-O
Wow, that's wild because I always thought that alcohol and drug addiction was more a symptom of a different problem.
43:27🔗
Drew
It's a disorder triggered by the pursuit of drugs and alcohol that may have been initiated because of trauma or other issues.
43:36🔗
Drew
But once the brain issue is turned on, then you have that disease and that's what needs to be managed. Then the trauma issues can be dealt with as they can be tolerated. It's nice if they can be tolerated right up front and you get through it and sort it out. It's unusual to be able to do that. What are you laughing at?
43:56🔗
Steve-O
Oh yeah, it was funny. It was funny because it was like 11 years ago now. And just to think that that long ago I was walking in and saying, Hi, I'm Steve-O and I'm an alcoholic. It's pretty funny. I mean, I couldn't really worry about having a drug problem. I couldn't afford a damn whopper.
44:15🔗
Drew
So Stephanie, you're hearing me on that? Yeah. It's good that you're working through it. It's good that it's happening in a good time. It's good that you're staying sober. You should be working with this. You're sponsoring this as well. Don't use, stay sober, focus on your sobriety, do those things.
44:31🔗
Drew
Right. That's what I figured. And be careful. Make sure you're truly, truly clean. Don't let the doctors give you sleeping pills or that you're going to be, you sound like somebody who can slip and slide a little bit. So am I right about that?
44:45🔗
Drew
You sound like somebody that's slipping and sliding a little bit. You're kind of getting stuff from doctors, a little Xanax, a little Klonopin.
44:54🔗
Because I used my medication when I was younger.
44:56🔗
Drew
Right. Okay. Be very careful. And to stay with the program, look at the second and third step, look at your fourth and fifth step, those things you need to revisit again and again. And then work hard with your counselor and let your boyfriend be your boyfriend. And his job is to be present and available to you, not to interrogate you, not to force you to talk and not to talk you through so he can get laid. Steve-O is in the studio tonight, just on that lovely note. And you can go outside and you can...
45:34🔗
Drew
I don't think you have to make a deal on that one. It seems to be your MO. Here we go. I'm Dr. Drew, and hi, he's Steve-O. He's an alcoholic. And he forgot to talk about his shoe line.
46:12🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm going to be really hurting myself a lot on Thursday to shoot a new round of commercials.
46:19🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, there's one in an ice skating rink where I got to land on the back of my head. But I'll be wearing a helmet, don't worry. So yeah, so what do we got? Look at this can of worms right there.
46:45🔗
Drew
Well, it's an interesting question. Well, there are people that, you know, you don't, there are STDs you don't get instantly, and there are immune factors that can help protect you against them.
47:01🔗
Drew
Yeah, same thing. Some people get them, and some people right away, and some people it takes a little bit more. Why? What's up? What's he got?
47:08🔗
Steve-O
Same. Well, I've been in an on and off relationship for about four years, and in the four years, this person's gotten three different STDs, and I've never gotten one.
48:00🔗
Drew
Well, gonorrhea and chlamydia are fast. The moment you're treated with antibiotics, they're gone. So he was probably caught from somebody, got treated, and then had sex with you.
48:09🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, it's the her, you know, I've got the fear of God, you know, when it comes to herpes.
48:15🔗
Drew
Steve-O was saying something interesting last night. He was realizing, he was thinking about how drug companies think, and that if they're going to put television commercials, millions of dollars in TV commercials on the air.
48:26🔗
Drew
There must be lots of people with herpes that need to be taking Valtrex, which is true, millions and millions of people.
48:30🔗
Steve-O
For them to recoup their advertising money, you know, like so many people have to have herpes and be buying Valtrex, that it's just a good idea to reach for that condom every time.
48:53🔗
Steve-O
I was treated before they did the testing and then that same day she said just to be sure here's the treatment.
49:01🔗
Drew
Right, well maybe the testing was wrong because you should be treated if you've been exposed to that. What they called chlamydia and gonorrhea may have just been something called non-gonococcal urethritis. Sometimes they sort of jump to that before they actually have the actual bacterial conformation. And then the herpes, how was that diagnosed?
49:34🔗
Drew
Wow, sure enough. And then again, you may have, most women with herpes don't know they have it.
49:53🔗
Steve-O
So does that mean that, all these women that don't know they have herpes, does that mean that they can't spread it?
49:59🔗
Drew
They do spread it. And there was just a couple of studies came out recently showing that first of all, the herpes type 1 has surpassed 2, given everyone's having lots of oral sex, and that's how that's getting passed along. And also the duration of treatment for Valtrex has been expanded now to 2 years or 20 months as safe. So you wonder if maybe he was taking something like Valtrex or Zofrax to suppress the virus from being effective and maybe that's why he didn't get it.
50:33🔗
Drew
Oh, see. He's as lean as a whistle. Lean as a whistle, I tell you. So it's complex stuff to try to figure out what people have, what they don't have, and what you should test for and when. For the most part, we tend to treat and treat for everything that we can treat for because if there's one, there's usually at least one more. And then the herpes issue, it sounds like he's had a clinical syndrome that definitely was consistent with that and maybe even managed properly. It hasn't exposed you and thank God, but he still could give it to you.
51:08🔗
Drew
Well, I didn't want to get into all that. It sounded like a long story there. We were apart, we were together, we were...
51:24🔗
Steve-O
Oh yeah. I just wanted to know, I wanted to take natural breast enhancements, just the pills, because I don't want to get breast implants. I smoke weed pretty often and a lot, and I just wanted to know if any of the chemicals with that, if there's any health risks and stuff like that. The over-the-counter breast enhancements themselves.
51:55🔗
Drew
They don't, they don't really enhance your breast size. The only thing I've ever seen medicinally affect breast size is hormones, estrogen.
52:10🔗
Steve-O
That's one of the pills. And she said that it had some chemical in it that once you smoked cigarettes, it just like, I don't know, it could give you cancer, all that kind of crap.
52:21🔗
Steve-O
Well, no, kids cigarettes don't give you cancer. Have you ever seen an interview with someone who's over the age of 100, who's not pumping away? I mean, come on.
52:30🔗
Drew
If any, and all those dead MFers, if any, if there's any estrogen type product in these pills, yes, smoking is a bad idea. Smoking cigarettes. But it's not been proven to be associated with marijuana, though, maybe. And again, if you're taking estrogens, which is what, if you're taking estrogen in sufficient quantity to cause breast growth, I'm of the opinion you ought to know what you're taking and exactly how much and be under supervision for that. And that would be a birth control pill, the way to do that.
53:09🔗
Steve-O
It was just something I was thinking about. I didn't want to take natural breast enhancers, get my breasts all big and then get breast cancer and have them get cut off.
53:19🔗
Drew
They're not going to get big from these over-the-counter things. Believe me. Think about it, Lindsay. If they actually worked, how many women do you think would be on them right now? All right. The women are so freaked out by that stuff.
54:01🔗
Steve-O
I got a question about Camp Steve-O. First of all, I want to say that I was going to work at Camp JCH. Shalom over the summer.
54:13🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, but they kicked me out because for some reason they had reason to believe that I had indulged in some illegal substances while I was there.
54:22🔗
Steve-O
You know, dude, that's so funny. When I was 18, I was a summer camp counselor and I got fired for smoking grass too.
54:31🔗
Steve-O
Oh yeah, yeah, there was just a lot of chlorine in the pools at those places, you know, your eyes get red.
54:46🔗
Drew
Well, God knows you must have been the world's greatest counselor because they only fire the greatest counselors. They get threatened by people that are extra good and that makes them fire.
54:54🔗
Steve-O
Dude, I was such a good counselor, man. Like all my kids wanted. On my campers, one on Hunger Strike when they were crying and you know, like, I was the only counselor that didn't lose my voice from screaming at the kids.
55:15🔗
Steve-O
Oh, no, dude, check it out. I can test out the elephant poo, make sure it's soft enough before the parents jump in it. Think about the irony of the situation. I got fired from the camp for acting too much like Steve-O, but now I'm going to be working there.
55:53🔗
Caller
But I've been told by psychologists that I do good at clinical psychology. But I have anxiety and ADHD and depression and whatnot. I didn't know if psychology would be a good field for me. I'm absolutely in love with it though.
56:13🔗
Caller
Well, I have panic attacks in the last three years. I've had like four or five of them. And then I'm at the hospital.
56:44🔗
Drew
Okay. Well, Renee, here's the deal. If you get involved in intensive treatment of your own, such that these problems become well worked out and very well clarified, then it's possible you could be able to help.
57:00🔗
Drew
Particularly in the addiction field, there's a lot of people that have recovered from addiction and or have family members or addiction that serve in that area.
57:11🔗
Drew
Right, or codependency recovery. So there's a whole area there that tends to make good use of people with issues, so to speak. In terms of being an individual therapist, sometimes the boundary issues can be so chronic and so difficult to manage that it makes it problematic to be sort of a traditional psychotherapist. But there are many, many other things. You can do psych testing. You can be, there's lots of different things you can do in that capacity as a clinical psychologist.
57:37🔗
Caller
What's the term for when you're doing like FDA profiling and what not? My, I want, like when I was in my freshman year, we started a program at my high school called DREAM, and it had to do with the school shootings. And my whole main goal of getting into psychology was to come up with some type of prevention or intervention type thing for that. And then I got into the, to reading about the profiling and...
58:09🔗
Caller
It sounds weird, but serial murder killers, they just, they intrigue me in exactly what's going on.
58:16🔗
Drew
You may want to do criminology, you made it, you've got to look into this, masters of public health, there's all kinds of things that can be put to use in the eras you want to go. But I think it's fine that you go ahead and get adequate, full training, but make sure that you are taking care of completely your own stuff, so your participation in the various fields of profession you want to get into is not an acting out behavior. It's not about you. You're just interested in it and you're serving the community.
58:41🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, and whatever it is that you're going to try and do, I mean, whether it's criminal profiling or anything else, you want to kind of deal with your own issues before you, I mean, like these problems could get in the way of anything you pursue.
59:32🔗
Drew
Not a great idea. However, there are people that do that. I had a patient who did this for a long time, two males, and he can be on suppressive therapy where his viral loads are taken to very low level, and you can take very careful precautions. I wouldn't advise it, but there are things that can be done to significantly reduce your risk. Having said that, let's get back to his drug use again. What do you mean he hasn't used for six years but he's only been in recovery for a short period of time?
59:59🔗
Caller
No, no, no. He went to rehab, and he's been clean for six years. That's what I meant to say.
1:00:22🔗
Steve-O
I'm just picturing this intimate encounter where it's like really hot and heavy, and she's just thinking about HIV the whole time.
1:00:31🔗
Steve-O
It's going to be tough sex to enjoy, you know. It's going to be like walking on a really high tightrope.
1:00:37🔗
Drew
I'm surprised you don't only sleep with HIV positive in the first place, Steve-O, if you just wrap your alley, the kind of stuff you like. You said you do it without a condom and you'd cut your penis first. Terry, we can't answer this one for you. This is a very, very personal decision.
1:00:53🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. I mean, there's no logic in the chamber of the heart, but if you're talking about Dr. Drew's doctor's office, then he's going to say, don't do it.
1:01:02🔗
Drew
But definitely, if you do, get his viral load has to be very low. Is he on antiviral therapies right now?
1:01:12🔗
Drew
Non-detectable viral load? Well, so your wrists are well managed. They really are. Has he actually had any AIDS symptoms?
1:01:23🔗
Drew
It's going to be tough. I can just imagine. I mean, you freak out about colds. You're a little bit of a germ guy.
1:01:31🔗
Drew
For a guy that rolls around in elephant poop, you're thinking about that stuff a little bit.
1:01:38🔗
Drew
You brought it up more than the average person about STDs. It freaks you out and talk about colds.
1:01:46🔗
Drew
Well, so what if you get herpes? So what? It's a big deal. You're expecting to die of your indulgences someday anyway.
1:01:57🔗
Drew
What? It's like a guy who swims in the ocean a lot, gets worried about being eaten by sharks more than people who live in the desert.
1:02:10🔗
Drew
And he knows he's taking it out. He's going to see swimming in the ocean no matter what. Ashley's out there in Venice and Fairfax, right? I bet.
1:02:18🔗
Steve-O
Oh, man. Ashley, I hope you come in Venice and Fairfax. It's like what part of town is this?
1:02:27🔗
Caller
Hi. Well, basically, my question was why is it so hard for me to have like an orgasm? Like I've hardly ever felt one, if anything.
1:02:42🔗
Drew
And is that by the means whereby you're able to do this? Cindy? She's hanging up on us in the middle of a conversation?
1:02:53🔗
Steve-O
What was that? I was zoning out, I was zoning out. Like, her boyfriend's in prison, how long can she hold off?
1:02:59🔗
Drew
And it's just difficult to have your orgasm. That's a weird call. See, I blame you, Steve-O. Sarah, 18. Sarah? Hi. You're on with Steve-O.
1:03:12🔗
Drew
Sometimes guys are just, you know, 17-year-old guys are just hyped, hopped up, you know what I mean?
1:03:27🔗
Steve-O
Well, I was in a kind of abusive relationship all last year, and so, like, he'll do things that really piss me off, and I won't say anything, because I don't want to get in a fight, because, like, I'll do anything not to get in a fight.
1:03:43🔗
Steve-O
Well, I just really don't want to deal with the drama anymore. Like, we get along really, really well, and things are good most of the time, but I find myself just not saying so sometimes.
1:03:57🔗
Steve-O
Well, I just, like, pretty much, it was so bad that my parents put me in boot camp.
1:04:07🔗
Get on your knees, scumbag!
1:04:26🔗
Steve-O
When do I draw the line? Like, when is it just like something stupid and little that I need to like let go? And when is it something that I should like actually get pissed off about?
1:04:36🔗
Steve-O
Well, I don't know. I think honesty is the best policy. And if it's bothering you, mention it.
1:04:39🔗
Drew
When he has sex with another girl, you should be pissed off. When he's not considered of your feelings, you should be pissed off. Anything else is you trying surreptitiously to create the drama you're trying to prevent. Sarah, you need drama. Oh, man, do you need drama? I don't know why, but you're into that and you need to cut it out.
1:05:14🔗
Drew
You're into it. You are into it. Those parents that sent you to boot camp, are they your biological parents?
1:05:25🔗
Drew
Huh. I wonder where you got this. Maybe it's just something you need to outgrow, but you are into it now. And where you don't find it, it's too boring to... I don't know. What am I feeling with you? Did you, were your parents both working when you were growing up?
1:05:41🔗
Steve-O
No. Like, my dad was a commercial fisherman, so he was gone in the summer, but he was home all in it along with me.
1:06:10🔗
Drew
Those will screw you up. It really will. And it's time to kind of get back land and have a real relationship, but you're going to have to... Do you have a therapist?
1:06:21🔗
Drew
Hmm. You're going to have to really contain this tendency to create chaos and sabotage relationships. You're at a crossroads in your life, Sarah. You're either going to be someone who can have close relationships or you're going to be someone who can't. And if you're someone who can't, we call that a borderline personality disorder, and that's how you go through life, living in chaos. And I think you've got to get it together now. It's time. Yeah. Okay.
1:06:46🔗
Drew
If he does something bad, if he lets you down, humans do do that once in a while, shockingly. They do. You'll get over it, you'll move on, you'll have another close relationship. In the meantime, don't F this one up, okay?
1:06:58🔗
Well, that's what I'm trying to do.
1:07:09🔗
Steve-O
Well, our lives aren't very chaotic, but just my house is. I have twin sisters, and there's always just a ton of stuff going on, and I'm trying to work and go to school right now, so I'm just trying to tone stuff down.
1:07:25🔗
Drew
That's not toning stuff down, that's teething it all up. That's throwing it into a boundaryless situation.
1:07:31🔗
Drew
Yeah, but fine, that's what you want to do. Great. But just go in and contain yourself. Take care of yourself. Make sure you're watching out your boundaries. Make sure you let him be a separate person. You don't have to be constantly controlling him. Do things you need to do to feel good about yourself and let this relationship take a course. And don't have kids. Do not have kids. God do not have kids. Holy Christ, do not have kids. Take birth control. What? Okay. Hold on. What are you doing for birth control, Sarah? What are you doing for birth control? There we go. Excellent. Make sure you take that every three months. Don't worry that you stop having your period. Be careful. It might screw with your moods a little bit. If your moods become more unstable on that stuff, you might want to get on NuvaRing or something like that. That's a once a month deal. Talk to your doctor about that. Anyway, Steve-O in the studio.
1:08:28🔗
Drew
But they don't need to. They feel like they have to have it. They don't have to have it.
1:08:41🔗
Steve-O
It bums me out to, you know, girls will be like, Oh, no, it's cool. We'll put a towel down. What do you do? I just kind of, yeah, I'm not into that.
1:09:06🔗
Drew
And very quaint. Very old fashioned, Steve. Very old fashioned. Maybe that's what that HIV positive guy should do with.
1:09:12🔗
Drew
They can do that. A mutual masturbation and pornography and all that stuff actually is useful for couples whether somebody's got HIV.
1:09:19🔗
Drew
We're just helping lots of people tonight. 1800-LOVE-191. It's Loveline. He's Steve-O. We'll be right back.
1:09:43🔗
Drew
It's Loveline, 1-800-LLBE-191, Camp Steve-O, coming up soon at 1-800-481-5952. Send your parents to be cool, to be made cool.
1:09:54🔗
Drew
Season 3, Wild Boys on MTV2, because it's too wild. Yeah. But they're going to play in Wild Boys, Season 4, beginning of January, on the regular MTV, yes?
1:10:16🔗
Steve-O
I want to ask Steve-O if he thinks that maybe, because he gets kicked in the groin so many times, that's affecting his sexual performance, since he said he doesn't last very long.
1:10:24🔗
Drew
That would make him last longer, all that reduction of testosterone and lack of lymphatic flow.
1:10:31🔗
Steve-O
That's my, you know, like, yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I'm horrible in bed.
1:10:37🔗
Steve-O
And I also wanted to say about how, when you were on Adam Corolla, we waited to talk to you and you got too wasted. And they're like, we're sorry.
1:10:43🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. Man, I'm sorry. Like, I'm really not the kind of guy that turns down, you know, a picture, an autograph.
1:11:12🔗
Steve-O
We pulled over because they're like, oh, hold on. So we're like, we got to pull over at McDonald's and we're smoking right now, actually.
1:11:18🔗
Steve-O
Hey, can you get her number for Sliz? I'm going to have my assistant give you a call. Yeah.
1:11:28🔗
Hello.
1:11:31🔗
Caller
Okay. I'm engaged and every time we have sex with my fiance, I can't come because he's done in a minute. He just said that it feels good.
1:11:49🔗
Caller
Even when we're like, we'll have oral and I'll get worked up, but nothing. The only way I can come is if I have a vibrator.
1:12:00🔗
Drew
Steve-O is insensitive. He's insensitive by this call. It's the most disturbing call of the night for him.
1:12:08🔗
Caller
He's older than me and like, I've been with guys that are like way bigger and I feel bad. I like don't want to hear this feeling because he kind of has a small wiener, but.
1:12:20🔗
Caller
I like every time we do a doggie style, he's like done in two seconds. And I was just like wondering if there is like a different position to slow him down. And it's like, there's something you could take.
1:12:30🔗
Drew
There will be, there actually will be, there will be a medication. It's been held up a little bit at the FDA, but it's going to be out soon that will actually substantially increase his time. It's basically similar to antidepressant medicine, but it's very short acting. So you can take it just for like a half hour of pharmacology.
1:12:49🔗
Steve-O
I know. I wonder. Actually, I probably won't even care, but... How do they do the medical study for that, do you think?
1:12:56🔗
Drew
There's millions of guys that have this problem. They just sign guys up. They just put...
1:13:06🔗
Drew
You know, they actually, it was during intercourse, they actually not only measured time to orgasm for the man, but partner satisfaction.
1:13:13🔗
Steve-O
You know what I think? You know what I think really my problem with premature ejaculation is? It's my mental process when I'm masturbating, you know?
1:13:23🔗
Steve-O
Well, yeah, like when a guy is masturbating by himself, you know, it's just a matter of like, you know, just rah, you know, and like, you really...
1:13:37🔗
Steve-O
I know, I am good at it. But yeah, like I think that the guy is masturbating, their whole mental process is to get it over and done with as soon as possible.
1:13:46🔗
Drew
And I think you even like, You know what, not necessarily, some guys like sex addicts and stuff get lost in it for a long period of time before they are again.
1:13:52🔗
Steve-O
Oh yeah, not me dude. And then I really just accidentally apply the same sort of process with chicks, you know.
1:14:01🔗
Caller
Well he said that, I'm like, when he's with me, it goes really quick, but like any other girl he's been with before, he's like, I can last forever. He's like, it's just because I love you so much. And I'm like, think of baseball or something because I like don't get mine. And then I get like all pissed off and don't want to have sex anymore. And then he gets all pissed at me.
1:14:22🔗
Drew
There are, if it's really a deal breaker in your relationship, there, believe it or not, Zoloft, Prozac, those medicines have been advocated occasionally for this kind of thing. It will make him last longer, also decreases sex drive though. And it's not something to be entered into lightly. It's a significant medication.
1:14:39🔗
Steve-O
I mean, for the most part, you just got to, you know, it's really like a compliment. You know, you're just so, you turn him on so much that it's just, he explodes.
1:14:53🔗
Caller
Yeah, and he's not wearing one. He said he could go longer, so maybe we'll try that and see.
1:15:13🔗
Steve-O
Oh, I know what to do. I know what to do. Make sure, okay, the number one, have him take ecstasy, because like that just turns you into Superman.
1:15:24🔗
Steve-O
That's the one thing. Like, I mean, not that I take ecstasy a lot, but when I do, when I do, I'm absolute Superman. I'm great in bed when I'm on ecstasy. And, you know, getting extraordinarily intoxicated, you know, just the drunkard, the better, you know, like your boyfriend's not drinking enough. If he's smoking grass, that might be contributing to premature ejaculation. Get him off the grass. So basically no more grass, more alcohol and ecstasy.
1:16:08🔗
Caller
Yeah, and well, I don't really know what to do. I mean, it's getting a little out of control and I want to move on.
1:16:28🔗
Steve-O
So you're trying to upgrade the relationship from friend with benefits to exclusive boyfriend, girlfriend?
1:16:35🔗
Drew
That never happens. That never happens. There's a reason you're friends with benefits because that's where he wants it.
1:16:43🔗
Drew
You don't go from, don't think because he's having sex with you, he has any feelings. In fact, friends with benefits by definition precludes feelings.
1:16:58🔗
Steve-O
I wonder if she isn't participating in these benefits just because she really feels strongly about this guy. And if this is just a big disappointment in the works.
1:17:06🔗
Drew
Of course. Women do this. They convince themselves that, well, he's having sex with me. He'll eventually love me. Or this is, you know, it means that he loves me. That's crap.
1:17:18🔗
Drew
Get out of here. Use birth control. Get out of this relationship, Kylie. It's only going to hurt you more the longer you stay in. Okay? Yeah. Why do women do that to themselves? They do not understand how men work.
1:17:41🔗
Drew
It's very simple. Men are very, listen, the thing that makes a male a male is this tiny bit of DNA called the Y chromosome and it's shrinking. It's getting smaller with time.
1:17:51🔗
Drew
The thing that makes a woman a woman is the two huge X chromosomes. They're giant, the tiny bit of DNA. That's why they're so complex. You know, what makes a woman sexual and aroused is like the flight deck of a 747. We're like a light switch, right?
1:18:05🔗
Drew
And maybe light switches have a little, some of them have a little Pillsbury Doughboy around it or some of them have a little color or a little light inside, but just a light switch.
1:18:14🔗
Steve-O
Are you ever jealous of women? Do you think that they're getting more out of it with that whole console?
1:18:22🔗
Drew
Yeah, I wouldn't want to have to deal with all that myself, but I do think it's a more evolved, I think because they're more intuitive, they're experiencing more things, but I wouldn't want to do that now. Ann, 18.
1:18:36🔗
Caller
I masturbate normally at least once a day, but I was four or five months between periods, and I was wondering if one could do it the other.
1:18:50🔗
Steve-O
She's got an irregular menstrual cycle from, and she thinks masturbation. Totally unconnected things, huh?
1:18:58🔗
Drew
The masturbation is definitely not causing the disconnected periods or the irregular periods. However, sometimes polycystic ovarian disease can elevate your androgens a little bit, and so can being overweight.
1:19:26🔗
Caller
Because actually I'm really shy about myself and I don't like people really looking at me.
1:19:37🔗
Drew
All right. So you could die of cervical cancer if you don't go get a pap smear. It's that simple. If you're being sexually active, you have to get pap smear. Cervical cancer kills young women. That's why you get the pap smear every year. If you're going to be sexually active, you have to have this exam. And you might as well get used to it. I'm being sort of harsh about it. I know it's unpleasant, but every woman on earth, certainly in this country at least, goes through it every year and managed to sort of get over it. And you can find a doctor that you feel comfortable with. It can be a female.
1:20:13🔗
Steve-O
That can really bum you out on, right? You think it's a big, enviable job, but it's actually really horrible.
1:20:37🔗
Steve-O
Yes. Okay. This is my question. I'm like usually in all aspects of my life, I'm so confident. I've basically been that kind of girl. I mean, yeah, I was homecoming queen. I was Nancy president, whatever. I've always been kind of like a go-getter and I'm not ugly. I'm actually really pretty and I know that. I'm not one of those girls who are like, I'm fat or I'm this or I'm that.
1:21:01🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, no. So I'm like, I'm just wondering, I'm with this guy and he's a lot older than me.
1:21:16🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, and I hope he's not listening to it because actually he got me into this show.
1:21:32🔗
Steve-O
I want to get it like the most possible people like to be waiting outside the studio when we come out. Anyway. Well, I'll go back to my pad. It'll be red.
1:21:49🔗
Drew
So she's in her car. Next caller. She's in her car. So, Jessica, get to the point here. What's the question?
1:22:08🔗
Drew
She must be good looking because she's a real serious pain in the butt. Yeah. I mean, somebody that could talk like that. She just let a big old F-bomb go.
1:22:18🔗
Steve-O
I said, it sounds like she's in the car on the way over here. And she said that she was in the car, but not on the way over here. Damn.
1:23:22🔗
Drew
Yeah. Maybe something about how he's making you feel. You've really not had much experience. This is the first time with a guy. Maybe he's making you not feel secure or loved or close in these relationships.
1:23:33🔗
Steve-O
Maybe he's grunting in a really awkward way. Yeah. Like grunting can make anyone feel uncomfortable.
1:23:41🔗
Steve-O
Well, I was also going to ask because before me, he was with this girl from last year and like, I feel weird because I know she doesn't have anything on me. Like this is the thing. This guy is not the usual kind of guy I would date. I'm more like, you know, I mean, he's cute. I really love him for who he is, though. And I usually, to be honest, it's so fake that I do not date guys that I really, you know.
1:24:12🔗
Drew
Laguna Beach, Rosie. I'm going to put her in cold for a second. Let's see if she's still going to come back to...
1:24:22🔗
Drew
By the way, what... Well, let's let her talk. Yeah, let's get back to Jessie. She is a bitch.
1:24:37🔗
Steve-O
I'm not hating on you because you're not coming to the damn radio station. Let's go to the next call. For God's sakes, I'm going to become grumpy.
1:24:43🔗
Drew
Jessie, here's the deal. These are normal problems for somebody your age. You're sorting through a relationship with somebody who is probably not who you really think he is, and in bed, that lack of closeness is becoming evident to you. Yeah, and you really need to think about, it's like you haven't gotten through your bad boy phase, and I think this may get you through it. This is not who you imagine him to be, and you need to think about it and trust your feelings and realize what you're feeling when you're trying to be close to that person.
1:25:13🔗
Drew
Hang on a second. We'll talk to Ashley in a second. You realize, be very cognizant of your instincts and realize who this person actually is, not who you wish him to be. Ashley, very quickly, we've got to go to commercial. What happened?
1:25:44🔗
Steve-O
I said it in general when it checks on the rag. Why, are you on the rag or something?
1:25:47🔗
Steve-O
Am I supposed to have ESP? How can you take advantage of something like that? Man, you did run out of gas.
1:25:54🔗
Drew
All right, we're going to be right back. 1-800-LOVE-191. Let's see if Steve-O can re-coop Ashley or heal his relationship with her. And Steve-O from Wild Boys and Camp Steve-O and Wild Boys Jackass 2, the sequel coming up. Filming in January. We'll be right back.
1:26:24🔗
Drew
All right, we have limited time here with Steve-O. Will you come back? Will you come back on Thursday?
1:26:38🔗
Drew
I've got to be in Kentucky, we're looking for somebody that we can really rely on to command the ship here. So I'll be out there broadcasting back.
1:26:45🔗
Steve-O
Oh, okay. Maybe I'll call in. But yeah, Thursday, I'm going to be injured. I can tell, I can smell it.
1:26:56🔗
Drew
I saw you take a beat when you were at Adam's show and you had to jump off the couch on the floor. You were like, oh, no, it's going to hurt. It's like, yeah, it's going to hurt.
1:27:07🔗
Steve-O
The first time I went to Adam Corolla's show, I can't remember anything. Over an hour before the taping, I can't remember all the way through waking up all bloody in my bed at 11 p.m. And you were saying that you watched it numerous times since? Yeah, yeah, and then, and then, so I woke up and I was like, oh my God, I can't remember like the last nine hours or something. Like, geez, what happened? And then I was writing time to turn on the show. And as I watched it, I was like, so nervous about what I may have done, you know? I was just thinking, I burned every bridge in the business and got done watching. I was like, yes, there's nothing to be apologetic about.
1:27:40🔗
Drew
Adam made the big mistake of asking him what his partially taken off tattoo was from. Or was it actually-
1:27:58🔗
Steve-O
Hey, what's up? Question for Dr. Drew. I, it seems like every time I make out with someone, I get really sick afterwards.
1:28:15🔗
Steve-O
Like maybe one or two days later, I get really feverish. It almost feels like you get like mono.
1:28:28🔗
Steve-O
No, it's just people I know, and it seems that I think it's happened about six times in the last maybe two years.
1:28:45🔗
Drew
Steve-O, you make everybody feel so damn comfortable. They feel like it's okay to drop F bombs, S bombs.
1:28:54🔗
Drew
Well, I got the idea. The idea, first of all, you wonder if he's the kind of, some people just are tend to get tonsillitis more readily. Let me quickly ask him. Scott.
1:29:13🔗
Steve-O
I've got the funniest mental image of this guy's passionate make-out. Are you making out so violently that open wounds are-
1:29:29🔗
Drew
Right. You get yourself so sort of abnormally exposed, let's say. Not that it's to the other person's bacteria, but you just sort of traumatize your mouth.
1:29:44🔗
Drew
Yeah, they could be a host, but that's not what's happening here. You're the host and you're traumatizing the tissues so much that bacteria gets to break in.
1:29:53🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's got to take it easy. Just go easy. That's what I was picturing too, interestingly. The guy with like a garbage disposal mouth. He's just coming at these wherever.
1:30:07🔗
Drew
All right, we've got to sort of wrap up here a little bit. Pull your balls. You like that?
1:30:13🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I have a friend who tells girls to just pull, like pull on the balls and pull harder. No, no, really.
1:30:20🔗
Steve-O
You can caress the balls. You can gently pat them. You can stroke them. You can juggle them from side to side to side to hand to hand, but don't punch the balls.
1:30:37🔗
Drew
The new reality show is Camp Steve-O. You can send your parents there if you call 1-800-481-5952, at least to be sort of considered for casting. Wild Boy Season 3 on the air on MTV in January, Season 4 starts up, and Steve-O and I will be back in just a minute. Steve-O is to go, you know, sort of...
1:31:07🔗
Drew
I'm just saying, it's just your criminal record you just listed for us. I'm sorry, I won't give you the specifics.
1:31:11🔗
Steve-O
I'm censoring myself for the first time ever, because I could be in real trouble for that.
1:31:15🔗
Drew
Please don't talk about it. Well, now we've got something on him, man. So if you really want something, you're in.
1:31:23🔗
Drew
I hope so, too, for your sake. Because if we make you happy tonight, you can come back, and I hope you will come back.
1:32:03🔗
Drew
I'm surprised you don't only sleep with HIV-positive in the show, Steve-O. You just wrap your alley. That's the kind of stuff you like. Except you do it without a condom and you'd cut your penis first.
1:32:20🔗
Caller
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