0:26🔗
Yeah, dude.
0:27🔗
Drew
Hey, buddy, you're it. You're in the driver's seat tonight. You're going to help out our callers. You ready for that?
0:33🔗
Drew
Steve-Yeah, you look, you got a light in your eye. You're alive, which I always hold my breath. Every time I plan to see you, I hope for you the best. And of course, we always get in a discussion about how there's some sort of passive wish to do yourself in. Steve-Passive. You don't intend to do it. But if it happens, oh, well, you had a good time.
0:51🔗
Steve-O
Loveline-You know, I don't want to live long. I want to live forever. And if I were to die sooner, then I think my legacy would be more intact.
1:00🔗
Steve-O
Loveline-Well, you know, I mean, I'd rather be James Dean than Marlon Brando, I'll put it that way.
1:05🔗
Loveline-That's exactly what I told you, Drew.
1:06🔗
Exactly.
1:10🔗
I said, I think it's a whole, like, Dino thing, yeah.
1:19🔗
Loveline-He's lucky he did, though.
1:21🔗
Drew
Steve-Because what? He would end up like Marlon Brando? Loveline-He'd be like Elvis, yeah. Steve-He'd be like Elvis. Loveline-He could be right. Well, you can check out Wild Boys Season 3 Repeating on MTV2, and then Season 4 with Steve-O and Chris Pontius is going to begin in January. Then a new show, can I talk about this?
1:38🔗
Drew
Steve-called Camp Steve-O. If you would like to refer your parents, they basically, this is a, you tell them what it is.
1:50🔗
Steve-O
Loveline-Yeah, it's a Jewish summer camp named Camp Shalom. I'm probably not supposed to say that, but I'm really bad at keeping secrets. And I'm turning into a rehabilitation center for uptight parents.
2:10🔗
Steve-O
Loveline-Yeah, yeah, yeah. And play with poop and stuff like that. But, you know, the way I see it, I think the television is raising our kids more than we are, even though I don't have kids and I'm getting a vasectomy.
2:27🔗
Steve-O
Good for you. I remember that last time I saw you, I told you that, and you said, do that. Do that. But, yes, so I'm trying to, like, transparent. You know, I'm trying to go really family values, you know.
2:45🔗
Drew
Death metal. And now, where do you go if you want to refer your parents to Be On This Can?
3:13🔗
Drew
I'm screening all personally. Now, last time I saw you, it was in a illustrious appearance on Late Night with Adam Carolla, the late... Too late with Adam Carolla.
3:24🔗
Drew
Yes, it was the follow-up where I saw you jump off a couch on to Burning Cake or something.
3:29🔗
Drew
Was that something you learned back in clown school? People don't realize that Steve-O actually went to the Ring of the Bells, Barnum and Bailey College in 1997. Was that a year-long program?
3:49🔗
Drew
The other thing that I know for those of you that everyone knows Steve-O, but I have a very poignant and special memory of Steve-O because I saw some footage of him climbing under an elephant, asking the elephant to pee on him.
4:05🔗
Steve-O
Well, I remember I blew on the elephant's undercarriage a little bit and that seemed to be a catalyst.
4:11🔗
Drew
Unleash it. Unfortunately, number one was followed by number two, right on Steve's head. And Steve-O dutifully vomited. It's good. It's perfect. I think you've got to have the world's record for the most on-screen vomit.
4:30🔗
Drew
All right, here we go. Let's go to Tiffany 25. Tiffany? Hello? Hey there, what's going on? You're on with Steve-O from Lots of Things. Mostly Wild Boys right now. Go ahead. Go ahead.
4:46🔗
What's up with guys?
4:51🔗
But I'm like 216. And I see no love from guys.
4:59🔗
Yes, 216 pounds.
5:02🔗
I'm about 5'7.
5:11🔗
Yeah, that would be about right.
5:13🔗
Drew
So that's about nearly 70 pounds overweight. That's 100 pounds is considered morbid obesity.
5:18🔗
Steve-O
You know, I'd say probably, you know, the best oral sex I've ever received was from the bigger girls. I mean, big time, oh yeah.
5:34🔗
Drew
And Tiffany, there's somebody for everybody, of course, but is there anything that you're putting out there that might be sort of pushing guys away?
5:41🔗
I mean, I go out.
5:45🔗
I mean, I'm like, I'm trying to meet guys. They're just, like, you have to be a size zero where I'm from. And no guy is going to pay you any attention.
5:54🔗
Well, I'm going to North Carolina.
5:56🔗
Steve-O
Okay, North Carolina. So, I mean, I thought pretty much, you know, girls can get laid anytime they want. I mean, it's about right, right, Drew?
6:09🔗
Drew
Well, I mean, Steve-O is running around out there. Tiffany, I mean, you got to protect yourself, really.
6:13🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I mean, you know, the actual act of sex, I can take it or leave it, you know? No, it's bragging to my bros I do it for.
6:27🔗
Drew
But you like sort of, just like you like bragging about the sort of range of feats, Yeah. FEATS, that you perform. This is, these are the monks, the feats you have to perform and brag about.
6:38🔗
Steve-O
Oh, man, you know, I mean, like, you know, we say, you know, like, oh, nobody wants to hear about the hot chick yanked up with, you know? I'm telling you about the that chick with the mustache, you know? But I don't know, you know, I'm pretty promiscuous, so I don't know.
6:54🔗
Drew
I'm not kidding. This is, thank God you're getting that fast sector. Leslie, seventeen. Hey, Leslie, what's going on? You're on with Steve-O.
7:07🔗
Steve-O
Well, thank you, baby. Where are you coming from? I love how, like, I'm waiting for someone to, you know, say that they're in Ohio, damn it. Someone's going to be in LA, and I'm going to try and get laid tonight.
7:24🔗
Steve-O
Anyway, I'm kind of, I don't know, I can't get off from sex, so I thought that maybe we should try oral sex, but I'm like really scared to let him because, I don't know, I just, I'm afraid of how he'll react.
7:39🔗
Steve-O
You know, the best thing to do is just take a shower and just do it right after you get out of the shower and you're pretty much foolproof.
7:46🔗
Drew
Not only that, Leslie, that's probably the only way you're going to have an orgasm, all likely.
7:50🔗
Steve-O
You know, they say 95% of all women fake orgasms. I mean, it's really pretty rare for women to have orgasms during sex.
8:00🔗
Drew
Well, no, it's, there's a couple different things. Sixty percent of women do not have orgasm within their course, but they eventually, pretty much all of those will eventually have orgasm with something, typically oral sex. That other 40% is sort of a mix of women that have either multiple orgasms, sequential orgasm.
8:33🔗
Steve-O
So, essentially, you know, a man's orgasm is... You know, women have the same thing with their clitoris, right?
8:40🔗
Drew
That's the same anatomic region from which all that emanates, but it's under a different endocrinology and a different neurobiology.
8:52🔗
Steve-O
You go down on a girl and, you know, if you get the job done, she'll essentially shove you off. It gets all sensitive. That's the way it goes.
9:03🔗
Drew
That's most women. That's most women. There are those, though, that will not like oral sex. They'll find it overly sensitive and will have multiple orgasms one after the other, two exhaustion until they can't have anymore.
9:20🔗
Steve-O
I don't believe in the multiple. They say that it's like for a woman, you know, these multiple orgasms, it's kind of like when a plane dips, you know, and you're feeling in your stomach.
9:29🔗
Drew
That's, but there are truly a small percentage of women that genuinely, you can actually show that they're having the physiological response.
9:48🔗
Drew
But they're sequential. That's what, Steve, they're not multiple. Multiple means you'll have 30 or 40, one right after the other, as opposed to one or two big ones sequentially with sort of a downtime in between, you see? But you're going to be fine with you. What do you think is going to be grossed out or something?
10:06🔗
Steve-O
I don't know, like he wants to do really bad, but yeah, I'm afraid he's going to be grossed out.
10:11🔗
Steve-O
Oh, man. I mean, come on. What you got to do is just try it out for God's sake. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to do it again.
10:25🔗
Steve-O
First of all, I also have to thank Steve-O for pronouncing my name right. Nobody ever says my name right. They always say Leslie with a Z.
10:45🔗
Caller
Hi, Steve-O. My name is Max. And I just like to let you know that I'm available and I'm in LA and I'm...
10:59🔗
Caller
I mean, I find you exceedingly sexually attractive and I'm just wondering if you'd be open.
11:19🔗
Steve-O
I play a gay guy on TV. And, you know, I mean, that's for the purpose. I'm really trying to rid the world of homophobia. Which...
11:26🔗
Steve-O
Well, when I'm on Wild Boys, you know, I really, really do a lot of sort of homoerotic kind of oriented humor. Right, right. I'm not, but, you know, I think my dad raised me to be a pretty big gay basher. Oh, nice. You know, my dad's...
11:48🔗
Steve-O
My dad is, you know, like, like, it was a big deal with our Jackass movie, you know, like, how I refused to shove the car up my butt because my dad would have been too disappointed in me and...
12:00🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, and so, like, I remember my dad came to the premiere and, you know, he said to the director, the director of the movie, he said, hey, you know, I think you got that wrong, you know, like, I really wasn't concerned for my son's safety, you know, it's just that I'm extremely homophobic and I didn't, you know...
12:15🔗
Steve-O
My dad did not care if I put a matchbox car up my butt, you know, in terms of, like...
12:22🔗
Drew
No, Max, I... Baggot better run. No, now listen, so let's be very, very clear, because people misinterpret things.
12:47🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, no, no, don't get me wrong. I should have said my dad tried to raise me a gay basher and he failed.
12:52🔗
Drew
And is your dad... has your sort of career helped shape your dad to more sort of moderate direction?
12:58🔗
Steve-O
You know, yeah, my dad's getting really, really desensitized for being disappointed in me.
13:03🔗
Steve-O
Your parents were like professionals, right? Yeah, my mom passed on a couple years ago. But yeah, my dad was a big time businessman and now...
13:19🔗
Steve-O
Okay. There we go. My mom, I mean, I guess she was more to just kind of an alcoholic, really, but great sense of humor, you know, really fun lady.
13:42🔗
Steve-O
I remember, like, we went on this European vacation, like, one summer, and, you know, we were on some train, and a lady was holding onto this bar. Like, I remember my dad just being so offended by this hair coming out of her armpits. Like, uh...
14:00🔗
Steve-O
You know, like, when I dropped out of a... I dropped out of university, and it's like, hey, dad, you know, like, I'm dropping out, I'm getting in this van, I'm driving to California, I'm going to become a stunt man. My dad was disappointed, you know? But had I told him, dad, I'm gay... Everybody did a lot.
14:18🔗
Drew
So basically, he's one of these dads who, when you told him you're going to drive to California, drop out of school and be a stunt man, he went, oh, you're a least-dreamer, you're gay.
14:29🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, like, yeah, each hand. So my dad pointed to my knuckles, and he says, son, that's dumb. But then he points to the dribbling penis on my arm, and he says, but I am personally offended by that. Yeah.
14:46🔗
Steve-O
Dad, if you're listening, you know, I'm sorry, dude. Has he started dating again? He actually... My parents divorced when I was 17, and my dad's been remarried for over 10 years now.
14:59🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I don't want to misrepresent my relationship with my dad. Like, we get along great.
15:08🔗
Hi, Steve-O. Hi, Dr. Drew.
15:11🔗
All right, well, I was having fun with my boyfriend, and he was... He's rough. He was, like, fingering me, and he cut me, like, in between my clit and my hole, my vaginal hole, or whatever you want to call it. But, like...
15:34🔗
Drew
I'm gonna bring out an anatomic chart for you, Steve, so we can figure out what she's talking about exactly. Yeah. There really is no space between the... She's talking about... Here's the notorious here... Right. So, on the outside lips here. Are you sure it's a cut and not, like, an infection? The cold sores?
15:51🔗
Caller
Oh, no, no, no. Like, I'm very... I was safe when he was, like, he was pretty rough. So, I assume...
15:58🔗
Drew
Well, you know, by the way, let's take a second here to talk about guys and how they perform on women. Men think that women want what they want, but they don't. Women have a whole different way of responding. In other words, a bad idea when you're having sex with the other sex, the opposite sex, is to treat them the way you would want to be treated. That's exactly the opposite.
16:25🔗
And yeah, like, I'm very sensitive.
16:31🔗
Steve-O
So now this, I got, now this guy, is it something that came from, like, his fingernail or something?
16:37🔗
Steve-O
Because you know, it's almost completely analogous to, you know, like this, can I say blowjob? Okay, cool, cool. I got this, like, pretty toothy blowjob recently, you know? I just thought that, you know, that these teeth were just kind of scraping down, you know? Wow.
16:56🔗
Steve-O
I said, you just, how do you say, you know? It's almost like telling someone their breath stinks, you know? Like, I mean, if that happens again with this girl, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna say, you know, hold on, let me... I gotta, we gotta talk, you know? And let me just first...
17:11🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, outch, but, you know, I don't want... I want to tell her, you know, like, hey, you know, if you're really innocent, you haven't been with a lot of guys, and, you know, then I want you to know that that's a plus, you know? So the fact that there's this tooth issue, you know, like, really is a good thing, but...
17:25🔗
Drew
Then I want to talk to her, and I want to say, look, you sure you want to start out with Steve-O?
17:36🔗
Drew
Well, my concern is that there's something more going on than just a cut. That I understand he was rough, but still, I always worry about there being a herpetic infection or something like that.
17:43🔗
Caller
Oh, yeah, no, I don't. No, I'm, like I said, I'm safe. We don't, well, we don't do anything like...
18:02🔗
Drew
It categorically is, in fact, probably one of the most common way it's transmitted there. Sorry there, buddy.
18:10🔗
Drew
And in fact, I just read an article today that's saying herpes type 1 is now far outreaching in type 2, and it's primarily as a result of oral sex.
18:23🔗
Drew
Right. I mean, it's just... Well, but that also... And she needs to talk to the boyfriend about being too rough, right? That's just...
18:28🔗
Steve-O
Come on. I did not come here to find out that there's any reason whatsoever not to practice oral sex.
18:35🔗
Caller
Yeah. For some reason, I'm really attracted to gay guys, like, making out. I don't know why. Ah.
18:41🔗
Steve-O
Well, you know, like, I think the two easiest ways to get laid for a guy are to be married or gay.
18:55🔗
Drew
If dad was unavailable or an abuser or an alcoholic, that longing is what you long for, and states of chronic longing become associated with love and intimacy as opposed to real closeness.
19:07🔗
Steve-O
You know, like I said, I'm really tolerant of homosexuality. I don't really, you know, I mean, do what you got to do. But I get damn grumpy when gay dudes are having sex with chicks that I might wind up having sex with. Bisexuality, you know...
20:20🔗
Drew
You're thinking like a guy again. Women... Seriously, most women, when they have arousal from sex, it's just arousing. They don't think about direction with it.
20:30🔗
Drew
Emotional. Much more emotionally laden. Inter-personally laden. Well, listen, what is the question you have for us? Is it okay? Yeah, it's okay. Does it mean something? Yeah, it means something. Is it something you should sort of preoccupy about or seek? No.
20:50🔗
Steve-O
Do you, so sooner or later, you like guys, I take it? I mean, have you ever had sex with a gay dude?
21:02🔗
Drew
But this, again, there's sometimes a distinction between people looking at and what they like having in a relationship. This is just something that arouses her sexually.
21:24🔗
Drew
For heterosexual men, you have a visceral reaction. In fact, there's some functional MRI results. I actually had my brain scanned at a functional MRI center and we look at images and they show you images of men, not having sex, but just sort of evocative images of other men. And I thought, all right, whatever.
21:40🔗
Drew
No, my brain had a very powerful threat response. You could see the pattern. It was a threat pattern. And so it's sort of in us a little bit.
21:48🔗
Drew
It actually is how the chemistry, how the metabolism works out in your head where it's activating.
21:53🔗
Steve-O
You know, when I was like for this Camps Devo show, I originally was going to be a camp for kids, and it was going to be like, wow, what if the most inappropriate ass in the world.
22:08🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. Well, not really. It was just going to be like, wow, how would you like it if a real jerk took control of your kids? So then when I was going to go, when I was going to cast for counselors at this camp, it was really an idea I had that like the clock record and sort of hold the eyelids open, you know, to force people.
22:29🔗
Drew
You would get killed, you would get killed. So one of the parents would just bring your back.
22:34🔗
Steve-O
Probably. But I was going to have people like a sort of a screening process, you know, to become a counselor. People were going to have to like look at really creepy images, you know, like naked kids or something. And if anybody's pupils got bigger, damn it, they were out of there.
22:58🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I was wondering if that's some of the kind of thing that other people would think was funny. That was maybe a little dark.
23:16🔗
Steve-O
What do you think about, for now, when the parents show up like a, you know, a polygraph, a, you know, a polygraph orientation, you know, like sort of to figure out what the issues are with their kids so I can get to work it and just throw out a few other zingers. Oh, yeah. And then, you know, I get to turn the table and they get to ask me anything they want. Oh, well, you know, I'm going to be fair about it. But I said, you know, like, yeah, let's get back to this call.
23:41🔗
Drew
Steve-O, if you want your parents to be referred to Camp Steve-O where they can be turned in to cool parents or want to kill themselves and you know what?
23:48🔗
Steve-O
Like it's a 16 day program and just just for getting through it, they automatically get ten thousand dollars cash. And if they perform well, I can give parents up to thirty five thousand dollars.
24:06🔗
Drew
Well, I'm an uptight parent. Camp Steve, 1-800-481-5952. Look for him on repeats of season three on MTV to an upcoming season for the Wild Boys in January.
24:20🔗
Steve-O
And my website, steveovideo.com and get on there and place your bets over who's going to sue me first.
24:27🔗
Drew
I think it might be me. Steve will be right back. Dr. Drew Loveline will be right back. All right, it's Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Give us your call, talk to Steve-O. The great thing about this show is people just kind of wander in and out. Steve-O, I just watched him wander outside for what reason, I don't know. I presume he'll be back here in a few minutes, but in the meantime- He's looking for that guy that called up Max. Oh, here he comes. Hey, Steve-O, thanks, Drake.
25:14🔗
Drew
Can I have some coffee? While you get the red bull, I'll get some coffee. Hey, Steve-O, thanks for coming back.
25:18🔗
Steve-O
Man, I wish I could remember the name of this pill I took last night so I could warn everyone about it.
25:34🔗
Steve-O
No, no, no. It was a creepy one. You got to have real problems to get that prescribed to you. I got it from these Cholo gangsters in the war zone.
25:57🔗
Drew
There's a new one called Ramellaton that looks pretty good. Yeah, it's a melatonin-based medication.
26:02🔗
Steve-O
Why is it that every, like, new political correct term is so much more offensive than the term I replaced?
26:07🔗
Drew
Isn't that weird? I agree with you. It's because minorities themselves decided it's what's going to be.
26:16🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I mean, I don't care how tall you are. Don't call yourself a little person, you know?
26:21🔗
Drew
Well, dwarfism is a specific syndrome. It's not just little, it's called achondroplastic dwarfism.
26:27🔗
Steve-O
Well, you know, there's more variations of little. Yeah, I remember Wee Man telling me he's a chondroplastic. Yeah, and...
26:43🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, but a little person, you know, like, you know what someone says, I felt this big.
26:54🔗
Drew
Finished up with Alyssa, very small. Alyssa, so, did you have a question for us? She is turned on by watching Gay Man when Harry Potter outfits.
27:25🔗
Drew
I don't have an answer, however, you sound like someone who has had a kind of a tough life and maybe some social issues. You know, this may be nothing, maybe sort of a transient preoccupation. I would say focus on doing productive things. That's the most important thing in your life right now. Do things that make you feel good. This is Amy, I don't mean by feel good, I mean feel good about yourself. Be productive. Amy, 27, what's up, Amy?
27:53🔗
Caller
When I was 15, I was raped by, I guess you could kind of say it was a boyfriend at the time. I didn't even understand how to have sex when it happened.
28:07🔗
Caller
Yeah, I guess, I mean, we weren't really on an official date. We just happened to be together. But, you know, after that, we didn't, I broke up with them. We didn't see each other for a long, well, for years.
28:27🔗
Caller
How old was he at the time? I didn't do anything about it. And I've always have like these, just these fears that he's going to come back. He's going to do it again.
28:42🔗
Drew
He was also 15. Has he been known to misbehave or be aggressive or be a problem behaviorally?
28:57🔗
Caller
Yes, this is true. I hadn't seen him for probably 10 years. And then I just run into him. And of course, I was just acting like nothing happened, just trying to be nice, not, you know, provoke any kind of weird kind of conversation. And you know, he was like, oh, you're looking good. And it just kind of brought back all these weird thoughts. I always felt like it wasn't over, like he was going to come back.
29:25🔗
Drew
And he just, the comments he was making just made me feel like well, here's my concern, Amy, is why you would feel so much under this man's sway, why you would be so powerless in response to this guy who was an idiot, who did some awful things to you when you were 15. He was 15 too, though. I'm not excusing him, but that doesn't mean that he now is a sexual predator. He's a bad, not a great guy. But it's not as though him saying, hey, you look nice. You could just as like, just easy taking that as just potentially, then hey, thanks, you know, as opposed to, oh my God.
30:01🔗
Drew
I understand that, but she certainly didn't experience it that way. And so my question is, were you sexually abused prior to that, and is that why you set up to be such a victim?
30:21🔗
Drew
No, I mean, by growing up when you were a little kid. Why, why do you feel so under the sway of a victimizer?
30:29🔗
Caller
Ah, gosh, I don't know. I feel like it all kind of goes back to him. I, I don't even understand why.
30:38🔗
Steve-O
It sounds to me like, That's fine. It sounds to me like you're blaming yourself for what happened to you. And that's the biggest thing.
30:47🔗
Caller
So, I definitely, I feel like, well, if I wouldn't have, you know, said, yes, I'll be your girlfriend or, you know, yes, we can hang out. I feel like it wouldn't have happened.
30:58🔗
Drew
Yeah, that's not right. That's a sort of a grandiose position. The guy was an idiot. You happened in the wrong place at the wrong time. Yes, you made some bad choices. But that's like saying, Geez, if I hadn't been on the freeway that night, there would have been no car accident. Yeah, you're still going to drive to work. But Amy, look, you need to get some treatment for all this. It sounds like something to be very, very simple to treat. Why don't you take advantage of that and get a therapist? That's a satellite glitch we get once in a while. No one else hears that except you and me.
31:26🔗
Drew
But why don't you see a therapist and get this sorted out. I think it'll be a pretty easy thing to take care of, okay?
31:32🔗
Drew
All right, let's do that. Because he's not coming back and you needn't live in the shadow of this idiot and nor feeling like you're a victim in any other circumstance either, okay?
31:46🔗
Drew
Because the more you feel the blame, the more you are the person who gets victimized and the more you will be the person who gets victimized. So let's not do that anymore. Let's find a way out of that. This is Doris 18. Doris? Doris, you can let your parents go to Camp Steve-O?
32:01🔗
Steve-O
Parents have to have kids between the ages of 7 and 17, so she just missed it. But she can come to Casa Steve-O.
32:44🔗
Caller
Yeah, I have a girlfriend and I've been with her for 15 months. Like, she goes down on me and everything, but I haven't touched her or anything. She doesn't let me touch her at all.
33:07🔗
Drew
She's doing stuff to her, but she won't do anything in return. Why won't you do anything to reciprocate?
33:23🔗
Steve-O
I'm sure. So you want some advice on how to talk her into letting you go down on her?
33:40🔗
Drew
She's closed down. We'd have to talk to her. I've got some abuse stuff here that just smells of that.
33:55🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. It sounds gay, but I have to have penis in my porn. It's like a point of reference.
34:03🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. It seems like pornography without penises in it would be like a skateboard video with just ramps and nobody skating it.
34:18🔗
Steve-O
Hey, I was wondering, Steve-O, I just have to say you're the second mofo I've ever seen.
34:34🔗
Steve-O
I don't know. Really hairy can be a drag. But, I don't know. To be honest, George Michael Stubble works under the Hitler stash is great, the racing stripes sweep bald eagle. I'm pretty down.
35:01🔗
This is Dominique.
35:03🔗
Hey, Drew.
35:04🔗
Hey, Steve-O.
35:05🔗
I'm 21. I've been having sex. Three years. I've had some long-term relationships, short-term stuff. But six months ago, I was having, I was going out with this girl just for the first time, and she's, you know, super hot, and I'm into her, and then for some reason that night I couldn't get her out. I think it's because I was anxious about it or whatever. But from then on, after that, I kind of cut it out because, you know, I just, I went and moved on. I'm like, girl, I'm going to get on. I just...
35:36🔗
What's up?
35:39🔗
No. I mean, we just kind of were hooking up. That was like the first time we hooked up. I couldn't get her out. And so I was super embarrassed about it. And so I kind of like squashed that.
35:47🔗
Steve-O
I wonder whether, you know, what I think that is, is like, you can be intimidated, you know, when the chick saw us, I go, but...
35:55🔗
I think that's it for sure. I was anxious about it. But then the problem is, I moved on. But then every girl after that, I'm just super...
36:04🔗
Steve-O
I wonder, I wonder, I wonder before he got in this situation, if he rubbed one out of the chamber. And that was the problem.
36:11🔗
Drew
Well, but this is sort of a classic thing, is that once it happens once, it starts to generalize. It's the fear of the potential of it happening again.
36:21🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's like, I'm going to black out, I'm going to stutter, I'm going to stutter, I'm going to stutter, and then you start stuttering.
36:26🔗
Drew
Yeah, and Dominic, that is, Dominic, that's a normal kind of a thing that happens a lot. The one thing I would ask you, though, is, are you smoking a lot of pot or drinking or anything at the time in which you engage in all this?
36:38🔗
No, the funny thing is, like, the one time I got super hammered, that's when I could get it up, and so that's what we need to believe.
36:44🔗
Drew
Well, but it does, you should know that pot and, well, pretty much every drug you can use, either while you're using it or in withdrawal, can make these symptoms worse. Do the boundaries in withdrawal make you worse? The stimulants when you're using them make it worse?
36:58🔗
Steve-O
I think marijuana is a full, and I told you about it, it just really, really enhances orgasm. And it makes me even more of a premature ejaculator.
37:17🔗
Drew
Just lost another 30,000 people ecstasy now. Okay, the phone number here is 1-800-LOVE-191, Camp Steve-O, Steve-O here with us tonight. If you want to refer your parents to Camp Steve-O, that number is 800-481-5952-4815952. Wild Boys Season 3, repeating on MTV2, Season 4 beginning in January. And Steve-O will be here with Dr. Drew at 1-800-LOVE-191, continuing to answer your questions in just a minute.
37:55🔗
Drew
LoveLion, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Steve-O in studio. Let's get back to the calls here. This is Aidan, 23. Aidan, what's going on?
38:02🔗
Caller
Hey, I was wondering if it's more than just a social stigma to have sex with a cousin.
38:11🔗
Drew
Well, it's consanguinity. It's sort of frowned upon and illegal in some areas because it screws with the genetics of the children.
38:24🔗
Ah.
38:34🔗
Drew
No, that's right. That's his point, is what if it's gay? And then it's really an issue of stability for your family systems. You know, how do you deal with this relationship when it eventually breaks up, which eventually will. And you guys have to see each other every Thanksgiving and every Christmas and every Easter and all.
38:51🔗
Caller
As a family, my side of the family and his side of family really don't associate too often.
39:04🔗
Caller
We're half cousins, if you will. We'd be first cousins if we shared the same grandpa, but we don't.
39:24🔗
Steve-O
You know what I think about, like this whole inbreeding thing? It's, I mean, if you look at the royal family of Britain, you know, like that right there is pretty-
39:32🔗
Drew
I don't know, I realize Steve-O was educated in English. You could feel that British education coming through all the time.
39:38🔗
Steve-O
Absolutely. You know, you look at the British royal family and it's just staring right at you, you know, like why inbreeding is bad. So does that not mean that interracial reproduction is ever like- That's good, yeah. You know what I mean? Like why people are-
39:57🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. It's like inbreeding is bad and so the opposite of inbreeding would be interracial breeding.
40:07🔗
Steve-O
So when people get like, you know, like offended by interracial breeding, then that's when I get offended.
40:14🔗
Drew
Right. It's a weird- what bothers me is that we- pretty much all of our social values have some sort of biological sort of impulse behind it. And what the hell is that one? If genetic mixing is a good thing, why do we fight against that?
40:29🔗
Steve-O
You know, like people who are like half black, half white, don't they always seem to be more attractive?
40:36🔗
Drew
Listen, genetic diversity enhances a population. So the more mixing of genetics, the more healthy the population is going to be. That's well established in biology. Sarah, 25.
40:48🔗
Steve-O
Hey, what's up? I'm in LA and I just heard you say that you want to party tonight in LA.
41:02🔗
I'm not fat. Not at all.
41:09🔗
What?
41:15🔗
Sure.
41:21🔗
Steve-O
Oh, okay. So you're not coming out to the show. I mean, hop in the car and jam up. You know, I'm running a little low on grass, so if you can bring some of that... Yeah, we'll party. It's on. I don't have anything to do until this show starts tomorrow night.
41:58🔗
Steve-O
It's really hard because we like to do it a lot, but we don't like people to think we're whores.
42:11🔗
Drew
Okay, Sarah, the only people that tend to get involved in judging women when they behave like that are other women.
42:21🔗
Drew
Yep. Exactly. Men for the most part don't get involved in that, for the most part, at least in terms of being friends and hanging out and that kind of thing. They don't care. Now-
42:41🔗
Steve-O
All you want to do is hook up. You don't want a relationship, you don't want anything. And then if they don't call you back, is that because the sex is bad or because-
42:52🔗
Drew
No, it's because they just wanted to hook up too. And a hook up by definition means- You're fat. Means that's all there's going to be is a single experience. That's not the way to establish a relationship. Relationships don't get going through hooking up. A hook up sort of is an agreed upon one time experience.
43:09🔗
Steve-O
You know, when a woman says that a man has got very small equipment and then he's not good in bed and he's got a hair trigger, I really think what the woman is saying is that he didn't call back.
43:25🔗
Drew
I agree with you. The other thing, Sarah, is that if you are truly a sex addict or sexually acting out at this point-
43:37🔗
Steve-O
Oh, dude, totally. And I would never tell you what to do. I can't stand being bossed around. I deal horribly with taking orders, so I don't give them. But if you want to come up and party with me, I'll do it.
43:56🔗
Steve-O
Oh, no, no, no, no, not even. I'm the, you know, I just said, I've got a boyish figure, and, you know, I'd like, yeah, no, no extra hair. Hey, Drew, let's, let's, can we patch her to someone who can give her directions?
44:10🔗
Drew
You can talk, we're going to be off, we're going to be taking a break in about a minute. You can talk to her over there somewhere.
44:16🔗
Drew
But Sarah, here's the deal. If you are indeed sexually compulsive to acting out, this is going to become a very painful process for you, and you're hinting at the beginnings of all this. You're looking for something you're not going to find for this. And boy, women convince themselves that it's okay, and why shouldn't I be able to do this? And guys do this. The whole while getting more and more and further into a very painful pattern of behavior. So if indeed you identify compulsion or addiction here, after Tonight with Steve-O, I suggest you seek a therapist immediately, consider SA., consider, you know, maybe they're... Oh, they hung up.
45:06🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, that's weird. You know, she said that she's only interested in hooking up. Then why would it bum her out that the guy didn't call back?
45:12🔗
Drew
That's the point, is that she doesn't really understand what she's doing. She convinced herself it's one thing when in fact it's another.
45:22🔗
Large fake boobs as well.
45:27🔗
Drew
After the break. Steve-O has a question for me. Okay, good. Phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back. That's right, it's Love Line. He's Steve-O. I'm Dr. Drew. The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. Camp Steve-O coming out soon. If you want to send your parents to a boot camp, it's 1-800-481-5952. And Wild Boys Season 3 repeating on MTV2, January Season 4 coming up.
46:08🔗
Steve-O
The only reason not to is if you don't want your parents to get $10,000 in cash guaranteed for making it through my program.
46:19🔗
Steve-O
No, no, no. Either one of the two. And they have to have kids between the ages of 7 and 17 to come to Camp Steve-O. It's a summer camp facility that I'm taking over and running as a rehabilitation center for uptight parents. You know, I really think that I'm gonna bring people closer to their kids, you know? Like, it's gonna be a really feel-good show. So I got this question for you.
46:47🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. Like, the germs that cause the common cold and the common flu are constantly surrounded by them.
46:59🔗
Drew
Well, no, there are some things that live in balance, like in our lungs and in our airways, that if for whatever reason your immune system is knocked down, has a chance to set up an infection. There are other things that just we get exposed to and they attack. You just happen to get exposed to the wrong place at the wrong time.
47:22🔗
Drew
It depends on the pathogen. Some of them are just going to get you no matter what. But in general, good attitude, better immune function.
47:28🔗
Steve-O
And I was in Egypt when I was 13, I went on this week-long school trip, and they told us, don't even mess with ice cubes. They scared us so much about the tap water in Egypt that we were taping up our butt cracks. We had to take a shower. And then it's like...
47:48🔗
Did you staple the tape on or anything?
47:50🔗
Steve-O
No, but then it's like we're by the Nile River, and I see this dude dunk his toothbrush in the Nile. And I'm thinking, well, if tap water is so scary, then what the hell is the Nile? And this guy is just brushing his teeth, and I'm like, man. And then it occurred to me that if that dude went to England or America and drank tap water, that he'd probably get sick.
48:13🔗
Drew
No, it's not the way it works. It's that because they've been dealing with that since they were young, they either die or they develop antibodies to the particular bugs that are in their water.
48:24🔗
Steve-O
So that guy drinking tap water in America would be fine. Wow, because you know what, later on, then I started traveling around doing all this wild boys. And one year I went to like 28 countries.
48:39🔗
Steve-O
And so having thought about this experience I had in Egypt, I vowed to drink tap water on every continent. I drank tap water in India, Indonesia, Kenya, Rwanda, all through South America. Because I'm thinking that I'm building my immune system.
48:56🔗
Drew
You may be. In fact, you know that book, Germs, Guns and Steel? The guy sort of gives a history, evolution of history based on basically biology and the kinds of things that evolve, that attack populations and things. He had an interesting theory about why males would show themselves, why males would go out and do self-destructive things on behalf of showing their prowess to say women. Why would women find that attractive?
49:24🔗
Drew
They do. His theory was that if you can withstand all that and survive what you do to yourself, you must have some good genes. And so women want the genes then. And so that would also, this would be more evidence of that same kind of behavior like, I'm proving my genes can withstand all this, I'm gonna drink water in every continent.
49:49🔗
Drew
No. Very few things you do, I think, are right. But far be it for me to judge. So let's get some calls going here. This is Cheryl, 30.
50:21🔗
Steve-O
Well, I just want to say, if you ever do, you were wanting to get laid. Obviously, you found something for the night.
50:26🔗
Steve-O
You know what? In the middle of that phone call, that chick hung up, and then, you know what I mean? She just walked right in and out of my life like that. Why don't you head on over?
50:49🔗
Steve-O
I love how it's a blind date. And you know, like, no matter what shows up, it's like, you know, I'm in.
51:04🔗
Steve-O
Well, I actually I was calling because I listen to you guys all the time while I listen to you, Dr. Drew, all the time. And I usually agree with everything that you say, believe it or not. But you've made like a couple of references in the last couple of weeks to the fact that girls who are victim of date rape usually it's because they put themselves in that situation because they, no, no, no, no, no, that they blame themselves for being in that situation after the fact.
51:28🔗
Drew
Yeah, hold on, don't, let me be super clear. Okay. No, we're not putting blame on anybody, anybody who is a victim, that the blame is not the issue. In fact, we've spent some time with that last caller saying it's a grandiose posture to blame yourself because that makes you that person who is a victim who gets victimized because I make that happen to myself, that's a very, very grandiose, inappropriate, unhealthy way to position yourself. And so Steve-O went into it too about not blaming yourself. What I have said is that very commonly, when a 14 or 15 year old is raped, when they use the word rape, antecedent to that, there's some sort of trauma that sets them up to be a good victim. Victimizers somehow know victims. I don't know how they do it, they smell it. And that's that victim, that previous victimization sets them up for the victimizers to take advantage of them. And so a second rape in early to mid adolescence is very common. You see the difference?
52:32🔗
Drew
Susan, Susan, not universal, not every date rape, but it's very common. I'm not saying if you had a date rape, you necessarily had-
52:42🔗
Drew
You necessarily had sexual abuse before. If you had a date rape, I'm terribly sorry. It's an awful thing. You were in the wrong place at the wrong time with some awful person. It doesn't mean you were sexually abused prior to that, though it's very common when people are in those situations.
52:58🔗
Steve-O
Right, but you can understand how it's offensive for someone who's been date raped to hear, oh, it was because you were a good victim. That means that you subconsciously put that out there to somebody.
53:12🔗
Drew
Unfortunately, that's the, no, no, no, you're still in that victim mode. You're taking the blame. That is, when you've been a victim, your parasympathetic nervous system kicks in with a freeze response more readily. That's a fact. It's what happens when you've been victimized. And victimizers somehow know that's how you're going to respond when they overwhelm you. It's not your fault. It's just what is biologically. It's not something you're responsible for. It's just the way it goes. Yeah.
53:40🔗
Steve-O
And by definition, rape is non-consensual. So obviously, it's not your fault. You don't consent to it. It happens against your will.
53:51🔗
Drew
And yet you're wanting to have people blame you for it. Even us, who are telling you, it's the last thing we would want to do.
53:57🔗
Steve-O
I mean, like a man forcing himself on you, you can't do anything about. So it's not a situation that you cause to happen. So our message is, don't blame yourself for it. But if you've been a victim, it's not your fault, so don't act that way.
54:13🔗
Drew
If you've been a victim, that freeze response will be readily evoked, and you need some treatment for that, so victimizers don't come upon that again and take advantage of that quality that you have. You see?
54:34🔗
Hi. How are you?
54:35🔗
Drew
We're good, Jessica. Steve-O is on tonight. It's 1-800-LOVE-191. I don't get it. It's not Grumpy. It's I cannot stand when people, when you say something and they see it through the prism of their own issues and they make you responsible for how they're feeling. It's like, no, no, no. That is not what we meant. You're going to have to listen to what we're actually saying because it's not what we meant. I know it's what you're experiencing. It's not what we meant. Time to start listening, goddammit. That was when I was yelling at Adam, though. Jessica, what's up? Now listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Well, that was grumpy. Expunge the record for that one. All right, Jessica, what's up there?
55:21🔗
Steve-O
Well, my question was a little bit awkward. I've been with my boyfriend for about a year now, and prior to the last month or so, we haven't had any kind of problems like this. But I've noticed in the last month or two that his penis has started to smell.
55:59🔗
Drew
Is it only when he's very aroused that he gets that smell? Because sometimes, believe it or not, no.
56:10🔗
Steve-O
See, I remember one time this girl, I can't say blowjob. This girl was giving me a blowjob and she said, you know, I just can't do this. You know, this is, you know, it stinks. You know, and like, and I mean, I guess if a man sort of like...
56:28🔗
Steve-O
I was just like, damn, you know, like this is in my circus days, you know, and like, you know, I was really exerting myself a lot during the day. But, you know, but it's like jumping the shower, you know, scrub up and it's basically like, like a, you know, ball sack sweat. It just doesn't smell good. But now if this guy goes in the shower and, and you know, scrubs his junk and then it stinks, now that is a bad sign, right?
56:55🔗
Steve-O
I also noticed that he notices it too and I think it embarrasses him. I think he's been more reluctant to let me perform oral sex on him. And so I just, I, I noticed today it was really bad and I just was wondering if it's maybe a sign of an infection. I know there's infections that girls can get that it can present like that.
57:30🔗
Drew
It's areas where the, Aardvark, please. It's areas where the oxygen can't reach that the bacteria that produce gas can grow. So it's in the creases in the testicles and it's under the skin of the foreskin. So one of the things you can try.
57:48🔗
Drew
Well, but he's got to keep it, he's got to get it dry, bone dry. So he really might try taking a hair dryer and pulling it down and drying things off extremely dry and letting it sit, and maybe a little powder even down there and then see what that, what about, what about some sort of spray, some sort of cologner?
58:11🔗
Steve-O
It's been about two months and we started, we became sexually active maybe like, I thought it might be my fault because we became sexually active like four months ago and I was thinking, well, maybe it's something that I have, I've never noticed myself smelling like that. But I was also wanted to ask that question.
58:27🔗
Steve-O
She said that it was perfectly fine and then now all of a sudden, you know, there's a mushroom in Puerto Rico.
58:36🔗
Drew
You can always get checked too to make sure it's not something that's sort of rubbing off, as it were. It's true. I mean, women would do get bacterial infections and that would be a different problem. But I would try the drying off issue, though. And then maybe some sort of cologne or something, just kind of powder, whatever.
58:50🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, it's just crazy, man. Like when you're watching network television, you know, they have like, they have the dating shows gone.
58:58🔗
Steve-O
And I know that like drugs that are, you know, the government approved the advertising form. They get like a, you know, sort of a break on the cost of the advertising time. But still, network TV, television commercials just are not cheap. Right, right. And the fact that they have Valtryek's commercials, every single commercial break, I'm just sitting there, you know, just thinking, wow, like, for them to even recoup their advertising money, that means so many people have to have herpes.
59:33🔗
Steve-O
And that's why I'm just so glad that I'm really like that much of a premature ejaculator, because, you know, like...
59:40🔗
Steve-O
Well, no, but that's why it's like, you know, I really, you know, I go straight for the condom, because it's like... Right, that's going to save you. It'll increase my stamina, because I won't be able to feel as much.
59:51🔗
Drew
In fact, a article just came out this week in something called Annals of Internal Medicine that showed that the condom is very effective against herpes viruses, quite effective. And to quote the article, it should be recommended.
1:00:03🔗
Steve-O
Oh man, yeah, it's like, you know, a lot of guys say, you know, like, I hate condoms because I can't feel anything. It's like, that's exactly why I love condoms, because they make me last almost a minute.
1:00:16🔗
Drew
Bell, 14. Bell? Caller Who Goes By Bell, what's going on there, you're on with Steve-O.
1:00:37🔗
Steve-O
You know, in Canada, the age of legal consent for sex is 14? Do you know how absolutely...
1:00:50🔗
Okay.
1:00:59🔗
Steve-O
You know, she's so young, this could be the latency period still in effect, you think?
1:01:04🔗
Drew
Could be. Steve-O is speaking in tongues now. So, is, why would you want to go after a guy that mistreats you?
1:01:15🔗
Steve-O
Well, I think that could be an indication he actually likes you, you know, like... How old is this guy?
1:01:37🔗
Drew
Okay, Belle just dropped a big old S-bomb, and so she has relinquished her right to be on the radio. Okay, this is now Gabby, 16. Gabby? Gabby? Call her, who goes by Gabby.
1:01:53🔗
Drew
We'll get him next. This is Gabby, 3. You there, Gabby? 2, 1, bye Gabby. This is now Kyle. Whoops, this is Kyle. Kyle, what's up?
1:02:11🔗
Steve-O
Okay, um, is it really that important to get the Kojak look, you know? Why don't you just get clippers, bro?
1:02:26🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you're getting razor burn, you know? Like, like, I can't stand, you know, actual razors, you know? I do the electric shaver thing.
1:02:35🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, like, especially, you know? I mean, I guess I just don't even grow that much facial hair, but, you know, this is simple, bro. Get a set of hair clippers, and, you know, I like...
1:02:45🔗
Drew
By clippers, he means those things you hold and go zzzz, like you, like, you hit a Marine, like a Marine would take a haircut with.
1:02:55🔗
Steve-O
And you know, it's really funny, too, like, that makes it easier to, uh, to actually save, you know, like, all the pubic hair. And then you can, you can roll up your, your pubic hair.
1:03:09🔗
Steve-O
No, no, no, you take, you take a, a cigarette rolling paper, you know, and like, you, you roll it, roll up pubic hair like a joint. Yeah. You know, and, uh...
1:03:24🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, it's so funny to get your friends to smoke your pubic hair. And, uh, that way it's not a doobie, it's a pubie.
1:03:32🔗
Steve-O
And that way, you know, I don't know how you would ever be able to roll a pubie. Like, uh, if you're using a straight razor, dude, just get Clippers, man.
1:03:39🔗
Drew
Oh, now that is a compelling argument. I'm so glad you put it that way. See, Kyle, not only will you avoid the razor burn, but you'll retain the opportunity to present your bro's with pubies.
1:03:52🔗
Steve-O
There's so much stuff you can do with pubic hair that's just absolutely hysterical.
1:03:56🔗
Steve-O
Oh, I don't know. You can make mustaches. If you can convince your bro that he needs to be in disguise for any reason, you can make him a mustache so you've got all of your pubic hair on his upper lip.
1:04:11🔗
Drew
When we refer our parents to Camp Steva, can we look forward to them wearing pubies? Merkin beards?
1:04:20🔗
Steve-O
I don't know. I'm not sure if my pubic hair is going to... You know, that might... I don't know, but I can't rule it out as a possibility. How much of a pubic... How much of a pubic afro do you have down there?
1:04:43🔗
Steve-O
Razor burn. I wonder if he's shaving his balls and getting razor burn on there. I can't even imagine a straight razor to the scrotum.
1:05:20🔗
Drew
No I didn't. Come on Ben. There's a universal sort of treaty here that when you call a bogus call and we call it out as bogus, you have to admit that it's bogus.
1:05:31🔗
Steve-O
I mean, Dr. Drew is a pretty insightful dude. I can't even believe the way that callers call up in like one sentence out of their mouth and he knows like how their childhood was, what they might be addicted to. I'd say if he calls you out as a bogus call, my money says he's right.
1:05:52🔗
Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.
1:05:55🔗
Steve-O
Well, okay, well you know it's so funny, like I have to explain to my parents that I'm not a virgin anymore. I just was bummed that it took me so long to explain that to you now. I was all, dad, I'm five, yeah. Oh really, you can't believe it. My dad was psyched. Oh really, how old were you? It was November 3rd of 1990. At the time I kept a diary and I remember like, I wrote down like November 3rd, 1990, like, I have finally been relieved of the burden of virginity. I really felt like, oh man, it was wild. I remember just like, dad, sweet, I got totally laid. Of course, I didn't mention that she said, are you already done? Even now I'm 31 years old and I've heard like, I've heard like, is that all? I've heard, what about me? I've heard, you have got to be freaking kidding me. It's just like, it just turns out I'm not that good in bed. That's disappointing, but at the end of the day-
1:07:07🔗
Steve-O
I can try, but at the end of the day, I'm comforted to know that it's not giving women orgasms that I want to go down in history for. It's being totally rad and crazy. So it's like-
1:07:29🔗
Drew
If this is for real, this is a very, very serious issue and you're forcing me to take this as seriously as it-
1:07:46🔗
Caller
Well, she thinks she's pregnant because she's had like four of those home pregnancy tests, but I'm not sure. But if it's true, like I don't want- I want to see a doctor first.
1:07:55🔗
Caller
But if it is pregnant, I just want to- I just want to like, how do I tell my mom because I know she's really going to kill me.
1:08:00🔗
Steve-O
Dude, dude, how do you have a kid when you're damn 13? What's worse? You know, like, like, damn disappointing your mom or becoming a freaking dad. I mean, think about the life that your child would have.
1:08:15🔗
Steve-O
But you need to, I mean, I just think about if you told, if you told your mom down the road that you're a father, how much worse that would be than if you just said, hey, mom, listen, you made a mistake.
1:08:27🔗
Drew
Your parents are there to help you. They're not going to love you less because hopefully they will get you some help for this because this is a sign that things aren't going so right for you, Ben, right now.
1:08:36🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, and however bad the trouble is you're in now, it is nothing compared to the trouble that you're going to be in, like, increasingly.
1:08:49🔗
Caller
I don't know. She hasn't been... Well, I've known her for a long time. She wouldn't seem like a liar. I'm sure she's young. I'm sure she's nuts. I'm sure she wants to juggle around with.
1:09:14🔗
Steve-O
You know what? Like, I don't think that's true, but just judging by how high this kid's voice is, it just doesn't seem like his balls have dropped.
1:09:22🔗
Drew
Right. That's what I was sort of responding to. It didn't sound like it was possible that he was pregnant.
1:09:25🔗
Steve-O
But in any case, dude, if that's the case, then it's fine to have a 13-year-old kid to be a man, but be a man, dude.
1:09:34🔗
Drew
Or be a, be trusting of your parents. They're going to want to help you. They're going to want to be a part of this.
1:09:44🔗
Caller
My mom works at a college. Yeah. Well, she divorced my dad, and my dad, I really don't know what he does. Like, some keepers are, like, those, like, gas trucks and stuff, like, color-coding them to tell them where do they go, and...
1:09:57🔗
Drew
All right, but mom works around other young people, so she understands what goes down here and how to get help. You must be completely freaked out by this. I'm sorry you're having to...
1:10:06🔗
Steve-O
I, you know, it's just, I'm blown away that, like, what he's scared of is telling his parents, you know, they're going to find out one way or another, and especially if you become a damn father.
1:10:18🔗
Drew
Yeah, I would suggest you get them involved right now. Don't wait for this special confirmatory test by the doctors and whatnot. Get your parents involved because the fact that you're in this deep at this young of an age really means your parents need to be involved with your life very deeply.
1:10:33🔗
Drew
Well, and if you get the pissed part, they're going to be worried about you. They're going to be hurt. They're going to be, you know, it's going to really be something they're going to want to be able to help you with.
1:10:40🔗
Steve-O
It's only going to get worse, dude, so handle it now. So just nip this in the bud, pal.
1:10:52🔗
Drew
Yes, you can. In fact, we got a guy calling the next, let me put the whole Ben on hold.
1:11:01🔗
Drew
Right. We're going to talk to him after the break. It's 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm going to talk to Ben a little bit off the air here.
1:11:10🔗
Loveline will be right back.
1:11:15🔗
Drew
Right, it's Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Steve-O again is missing in action. Last time when he was in the studio, what time before last really, when he came up MIA. Lo and behold, we discovered that somebody had urinated all over someone's desk. Wonder who that could have been. I can't imagine. It's kind of like having like an animal loose in the building or something.
1:11:36🔗
Drew
He's more tame by himself. And Chris was, Chris Pontius was with him at the time, but yeah, much more tame. He's out there doing something though, I guarantee you. So I just finished talking to Ben off the air and he guaranteed me that if he didn't tell his parents, he at least would go with his girlfriend to Planned Parenthood. And he will also call us back later and let us know how he's doing. He I was persuaded that it was real. He was freaking out pretty good there. And he had some other issues with the law and whatnot. He's a kid that's been behaving. Steve-O back, by the way. The other kid's been having trouble for a while and the mom's been on his case. And he needs a lot of help.
1:12:11🔗
Drew
He didn't sound like he could be able to. Yeah, but he evidently has. And who knows who the girl is or what her deal is or maybe she's lying or who knows. But he needs help in any event. So Camp Steve-O, if you want your parents to go through a boot camp where they can learn to be like Steve-O, it's 1-800-481-5952.
1:12:49🔗
Drew
Let's sort of add up the role model score. Let's see, he has a death wish, drug and alcohol.
1:13:12🔗
Caller
But I was surfing out in the water and this jellyfish floated by me. So I kind of cupped it with my hand on the jelly part.
1:13:33🔗
Steve-O
You know, you won't really catch me messing with anybody but myself. You know, and that's why I kind of...
1:13:40🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, but you know, like mean spirited towards other people isn't really my MO, you know. That's true. And that's why like...
1:14:07🔗
Drew
No, but the ones we have here, the purple stripes on the top, you see those, the white with the purple stripes. Did you write that F-U word up there?
1:14:18🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, I mean, people see a jellyfish, you know, and they see a jellyfish. I'm always pretty careful about the battles I pick.
1:14:55🔗
Steve-O
My last name is Glover, and ever since I was a little kid, people are even like smart people, like, oh, you know, like, you wouldn't happen to be related to Danny Glover, you know, it's like, that just got old, and people have associations with my last name. First time I got on stage in front of hundreds of people, I said I was Steve-O, the alcoholic gymnast.
1:15:16🔗
Steve-O
No, no, it was way before I became a clown. And, you know, the crowd was chanting Steve-O, Steve, you know.
1:15:23🔗
Steve-O
I realized no one would ever scream Steve. Right, right. You know, and so, yeah, that's where it came from.
1:15:33🔗
Steve-O
Steve-O, yeah, no one's ever gonna scream Steve, so. So I understand you have a problem with being quick on the draw.
1:15:44🔗
Drew
I'm surprised that Steve-O was talking, hang on a second, Steve, Steve, Steve-O, was talking about how that made you bad in bed. That doesn't have to make you bad in bed, does it? Steve-O, if you stop right there, that's bad.
1:15:57🔗
Steve-O
I mean, yeah, it's like, I'll tend to really, you know, ejaculate very, very quickly and then be asleep.
1:16:09🔗
Steve-O
I do what I can. I try, but I really just don't think I'm that good in bed. So now you're saying that...
1:16:15🔗
Drew
Are you freaked out about germs? Doing things for a long time or exposing yourself to other body parts, things where you might pick something up?
1:16:30🔗
Caller
Well, me and my girlfriend, you know, we're testing, we don't have STDs or anything. But when we have sex without a condom, I don't know, I just... I can't go along at all. I finish insanely quick. It's very depressing on my part.
1:16:55🔗
Caller
I'm out of juice, you know. By then I just keep going. But when I have a condom on... Right, but when I put a condom on, like... I haven't had... Let's say I won't have sex for a week. I'll put a condom on and I could go hours. Like literally, I'll go for two hours, get all sweaty and she can't walk anything. She can't move anymore. She's done. She falls asleep.
1:17:14🔗
Steve-O
See, the problem is you're not being promiscuous enough. You know, like, if you always have sex with a new girl, you know, then it's no problem and, you know, the quick thing is, yeah, like if you have sex with the same person over and over and over, then of course you can orgasm with a condom on. That's why you've got to be more of a slut, Steve.
1:17:35🔗
Drew
Using opinions being issued here tonight, those of Steve-O, not necessarily those of the show, the station you're listening to, or Dr. Drew.
1:17:44🔗
Caller
I was curious, though, is like, why ever get used to it last longer, or is it, it's just gonna, I'm just always a sensitive person.
1:17:53🔗
Drew
You're pretty much, your clock is your clock. Steve-O's been working on this for years, and it hasn't changed too much. But you can learn to work with it.
1:18:00🔗
Steve-O
I really think that, you know, that my problem, my stamina issues have improved. Not improved at all, you know. They call me the cheetah, you know, the fastest land mammal. But I think that saved me from STDs, you know, like.
1:18:20🔗
Steve-O
Well, because let's say if, you know, if I didn't have stamina issues, then, you know, I wouldn't be as inclined to reach for the condom. And I'd be having promiscuous, unprotected sex. And then I'd be riddled with STDs.
1:18:37🔗
Drew
Okay. And then, but then you also seem to avoid oral contact because that's another way you could get STDs. Is that why you're avoiding that?
1:18:48🔗
Steve-O
If I... Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I just like, you know, a lot can happen in a minute, you know. Time is money.
1:19:04🔗
Steve-O
Well, um, basically, I've been with, um, my man, I guess, um, for, like, um, a couple of months or whatnot. And, um, I seem to keep on messing around with the same female, um, on the side. And, um, I was wondering if, like...
1:19:30🔗
Steve-O
What, because he was mad because, uh, you weren't bringing your girlfriend into the house?
1:19:49🔗
Drew
The simplest way to look at this, Jennifer, is that you need to make a decision, and it's just the surface issue, whether or not you're gonna be in a relationship or not. And if you're going to be, you have to sort of make a commitment to one or the other and stick with that. And if you're not, you're just gonna date, you have different people, then declare that to your people you're messing around with here.
1:20:11🔗
Steve-O
I, like, kind of, like, messed up in the process, because, like, um... Being a teenager, I'm already, like, married to him, so it's, like...
1:20:39🔗
Steve-O
Um, I don't know. She liked the right... I wish I could say I was drunk, but I wasn't.
1:20:52🔗
Drew
Yes. Not only are you ambivalent or regretful that you had a marriage, you not only are not able to commit to a relationship, you haven't even decided your sexual orientation yet. You're confused about that. This sounds like a horrible situation. So...
1:21:14🔗
Steve-O
I would say, you know, try and talk this girl into getting into the bed with your man. It's her husband.
1:21:22🔗
Drew
It's not her man. Screw up that relationship. Bring another person in there. Things are going to get effed up. So thank God.
1:21:30🔗
Drew
Another issue. Let me just keep it simple with Jennifer. Do not get pregnant. Oh, my God. Do not get pregnant. Get on some sort of long acting birth control. Do not get pregnant. Wear the patch. Go continuously. Whatever you got to do, whatever works for you. Do not get pregnant. Tara 14. Tara.
1:22:12🔗
Drew
That's my point. Who cares? We don't know you, Tara. We're clearly speaking to you. I apologize if I mispronounced your name, but let's get going.
1:22:22🔗
Caller
Well, like, okay, I'm 14 and I'm really easily stimulated. And I don't know if there's like something wrong with me because like I'm always horny and I'll be like talking to somebody and like just it's there and like I've been offered sex so many times and like my parents are like highly religious and they're like tight. Like all the time they don't like-
1:22:45🔗
Caller
No, I don't know what it is, but like, my parents like don't let me do anything. And I live in Idaho, so there's nothing to do. Oh, St. Augustine.
1:22:55🔗
Caller
Well, I do to like, I go to public schools, and like my parents actually just transferred me last week so I wouldn't get into trouble. And so like, there's nothing to do in Idaho, but have sex and do drugs.
1:23:14🔗
Caller
Like, there's nothing to do, and like I don't know if there's something wrong with me because that's like all I want to do.
1:23:25🔗
Drew
Well, let me just say, it's too early. Just hang in a couple years. It's going to mess you up. Are you looking at stuff on the internet and that kind of thing?
1:23:45🔗
Steve-O
Parents need to understand that being strict and really important, that it's just going to blow up in your face.
1:23:59🔗
Steve-O
When this one, assuming, let's say, she graduated high school and goes on to college, she's going to just lash out.
1:24:09🔗
Drew
It could be, but here's the deal. The one thing they're doing right is to try to really delay this as much as possible. First of all, you'll never meet a woman that wishes she'd lost her virginity earlier. It's rare to find a woman who wishes that she hadn't waited longer. It's relatively rare. At 14, it's really the case that your brain hasn't developed to the point where you could handle the emotional cost or the emotional experience of being involved with somebody that way. It's just too much.
1:24:44🔗
Caller
Let's see, like, what's horrible is, like, the people that I've, like, dated, they, like, try to force you into it. And, like, one guy broke up with me because I wouldn't.
1:24:55🔗
Caller
Yeah, and, like, it's totally, like, irresponsible, like, what people do. And they think I'm, like, a party pooper because I'm not into it yet.
1:25:04🔗
Drew
No, Terry, what you're feeling is good. It's a healthy, normal biology. But just hold it off and don't let these a-holes drag you into stuff you're not ready for.
1:25:14🔗
Steve-O
You know, I think that having respect for yourself like that is actually pretty attractive, you know? And the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
1:25:20🔗
Drew
And believe me, the guys are all experiencing what you're experiencing. They're all just, you know, trying to contain this horror, this intense feeling.
1:25:27🔗
Steve-O
You know, it sounds just like emotional blackmail, you know? Like, psychological abuse.
1:25:32🔗
Drew
Absolutely. That's what it is. These are abusive guys you're dating, and just get rid of them.
1:25:40🔗
Drew
And the better guy, truly good guys are gonna come along, because these are not those guys, and you're gonna learn to sort those out.
1:25:53🔗
Drew
So, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, I'm Dr. Drew. He is Steve-O. He has Steve-O coming up, 1-800-481-5952, if you'd like to refer your parents to be Steve-ified. God help them all, and we will be back after this. Steve Owen Studio tonight on Loveline. And for those of you that were not lucky enough to speak to Steve-O, but are on hold waiting for him, if you don't get through tonight, he will be back again tomorrow night on Loveline. Is that right?
1:26:45🔗
Drew
We do a good job. And I guess, hopefully, you'll have survived the night. I know what Sarah is going to do to you across the evening. This will be it.
1:26:52🔗
Steve-O
The one drawback is that people might find out that I'm not as dumb as I'd like them to think I am. You know, I really don't, you know.
1:27:10🔗
Drew
I disagree. I disagree. I think you having multiple facets makes it even more fascinating. Because then it's like, what is this guy doing? He's the same guy that.
1:27:20🔗
Steve-O
Adrian, why is it that when you rub your balls while you're jerking off, that it feels so much better?
1:27:26🔗
Drew
That's the same guy that studies the Queen's English. We're at a boarding school in London.
1:27:31🔗
Steve-O
Yeah. It wasn't a boarding school. It was the American school in London. And so I was on an American curriculum.
1:27:41🔗
Steve-O
I went to the University of Miami, briefly. And then graduating from Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey, Clown College, made me the only jackass cast member to have graduated from.
1:28:01🔗
Steve-O
What's bad is if you go in door number one and then door number two and then back to door number one.
1:28:06🔗
Drew
Door number one will then get the bacteria introduced, will cause infection and PID and all those good things. Well, door number one, door number two, rather, I like the poetry of that, all that. Door number two is a part of the body that as you get into your later years of life, particularly the females, already gets lots of trouble. Fishers and prolapse, oh, prolapse. David Algarve commented on the prolapse once.
1:28:36🔗
Steve-O
What'd I say? What'd I say? What'd I say? I got feelings for you. Can I prolapse your anus?
1:28:41🔗
Drew
And so, and you can get fishers and hemorrhoids and all those good things. That happens normally. I only, I just am worried that as this population that is getting into this grab, so to speak, ages, we're going to see a lot more anal pathology and rectal pathology as already, you know, as you age, an area that gets lots of trouble.
1:28:59🔗
Steve-O
What happens when your rectum falls out your butt? I mean, like, like you have to put back in, you know, is it a big operation? Is it the kind of thing where you got to put your rectum on ice and then take it to the hospital and have it sew up back on?
1:29:13🔗
Drew
Not like that. Don Martin cartoon Mad Magazine. It's, it's, you can push it back in for a while and then it usually gets worse. You have to have a big operation.
1:29:22🔗
Drew
It gets it back in there. Cause it can, it can actually cut its own blood supply off and be a big mess. It can be bad. Yeah. So it's something that you worry about.
1:29:29🔗
Steve-O
So, so what's up with all the, you know, like the, the, the creepy old gray men that, that are so gay and have been so gay for so long?
1:29:40🔗
Drew
Most. And it's actually relatively uncommon to have anal sex. All the, all the heterosexual men assume that's what gay men do. You know what I... It's not that common. It happens.
1:29:49🔗
Steve-O
I was led to believe that, that, you know, it's really common in marriages for, you know, sort of the passion of, you know, the sex life to leave and, you know, and to sort of spruce it back up and, you know, and... Like, they go to anal sex. I read a lot of American...
1:30:06🔗
Drew
I think that's more the guys. Guys are looking for something naughty and new and things to check off their list.
1:30:11🔗
Steve-O
For the guy, it's like, you know, the ultimate, like, domination. You know, like, you know, it's just like a power thing.
1:30:17🔗
Drew
Yes. And some guys really seem to be into that for their sexual arousal. I personally do not understand.
1:30:22🔗
Steve-O
You know, there's a lot of girls. You know, one time, you know, I was trying to, you know, get this girl to fall for the old penis in the vagina trick. And, you know, I was telling her, like, oh, yeah, you know, like, I love to go down on chicks. You know, I'll try so hard, you know, I'll really eat you out. And she said, oh, you know, like, I can care less. You know, I just like, you know, I just like it straight in the butt, you know, and I'm just thinking, wow, like, that's kind of creepy, you know, like.
1:31:01🔗
Drew
I think it's a perfect point to stop because we've discovered what actually creeps Steve-O out.
1:31:08🔗
Drew
We'll be right back. All right, well, that about does it for tonight. And Steve-O, but do not worry, he'll be back tomorrow night.
1:31:34🔗
Drew
He wants you to talk to the mic still, because even sober, you're not talking to the GD mic.
1:31:40🔗
Drew
I don't want you jumping up this table onto the board or peeing on anything. I don't want that. You were great tonight. Let's have you like this again just tomorrow night. OK.
1:31:47🔗
Steve-O
I'll just drink a little bit. I'll drink a little bit just so that I'll be a little more racy. I felt like I was really holding back. No, I thought he was good.
1:31:56🔗
And help, and help.
1:31:59🔗
Drew
Well, listen, this is Dr. Drew, then, on behalf of Steve-O. When he and I will rejoin you again tomorrow night. And until that time, this is Dr. Drew saying.
1:32:12🔗
Steve-O
Yeah, for sure. Pornography without penises in it would be like a skateboard video without, you know, like with just ramps and nobody skating.
1:32:22🔗
This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.