Wednesday, October 26, 2005

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Yeah! Woo.

1:22🔗 Voiceover Get It On. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixon manager, blah, blah. Tonight from Saw II, Beverly Mitchell is here.

1:37🔗 Beverly Mitchell Hello.

1:37🔗 Adam Hello. Beverly is also from Seventh Heaven, Monday nights, eight o'clock, on the dubba dubba dubba dubba dub E&B, and born in Sylmar, California. I'm sorry, sweetie.

1:48🔗 Beverly Mitchell I actually wasn't born in Sylmar, but they, everybody likes to tell me that I was.

1:52🔗 Adam Where were you born?

1:53🔗 Beverly Mitchell I was actually born in Arcadia.

1:54🔗 Drew Arcadia?

1:55🔗 Caller You're better.

1:56🔗 Adam Now, Arcadia is quite a notch up from Sylmar.

1:59🔗 Beverly Mitchell It's a very, it's very different.

2:00🔗 Drew Did you grow up in Arcadia?

2:02🔗 Beverly Mitchell Um, part, yeah, a few years, but mostly I was raised in Camarillo.

2:07🔗 Adam How does, how does Sylmar get woven into this horrible mix?

2:11🔗 Beverly Mitchell I have no idea. But, I mean, it's been up there for so many years and I've been trying to correct it, and finally I was just like, all right, fine.

2:17🔗 Drew Camarillo's also quite a bit nicer than Sylmar.

2:19🔗 Adam Yeah, for those, for those of you who don't know and who are listening from around the country, I'm trying to, it's sort of Beverly Hills versus South Side of Chicago. Sylmar is a dump.

2:33🔗 Drew Well, yeah.

2:33🔗 Adam Yes.

2:34🔗 Drew When she would have been born, it would have been especially bad.

2:36🔗 Adam Would have been super extra dumpy.

2:37🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

2:38🔗 Adam Arcadia, it all snaps into focus and then you had to, do you say Brown Ventura?

2:43🔗 Beverly Mitchell I've never even been to Sylmar. Good. That's funny.

2:47🔗 Adam That's the worst part about the flight to Vegas. You have to fly over Sylmar.

2:51🔗 Drew Yes, you do.

2:52🔗 Adam Very. It's unnerving. Unnerving. Yeah. If we crash, I hope it's not in the Sylmar. I don't want the plane looted. Yeah. Saw II and we're just talking before about, first off, when there's some controversy with Saw I that there's some money owed and there's some allegations and some lawsuits or something like that. Am I making this up?

3:14🔗 Beverly Mitchell I've heard bits and pieces about it, but I really don't know all the details.

3:18🔗 Adam Beverly was telling us that the billboard or the ad campaign, which had the two fingernails that were the tattered fingernails, have you seen?

3:26🔗 Drew Yeah, they look artistic. They look retooled. They're cool.

3:29🔗 Beverly Mitchell I love them. I thought they were great.

3:30🔗 Adam They hurt my teeth when I drive past them.

3:32🔗 Drew Yeah, but they weren't disgusting. I mean, they weren't insults.

3:35🔗 Adam I mean, here's your job creatively. Your job is creatively is to beat the man on a technicality. It's like somebody said, well, there's no nudity and there's no profanity. And nobody said you can't eat pregnant June bugs and then have them come out of your nose on Fear Factor II. And somebody said, oh, OK, that's what we'll do. You sort of beat the man on a technicality. It's just holding up fingers with tattered fingers with tattered nails.

4:06🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, I guess they're upset because they're cut off. Because the bottom of the fingers were sliced off. And they said that that was too much.

4:14🔗 Drew You can't even see that. Well, it's funny though.

4:16🔗 Adam How is the bottom of your finger sliced off?

4:18🔗 Beverly Mitchell They just they cut it at the bottom. So you see like you kind of see a little bit of like a nub. No, it's not nub. You just see like the skin and the blood and I thought it was cool.

4:28🔗 Adam Well, wasn't isn't it just a tattered fingernails?

4:30🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, they have a new poster where you don't see the bottom of the finger. So maybe that's what it is. But the original poster, which is now like a huge collector's item because they had to pull them all. And I have one.

4:42🔗 Drew Oh, nice.

4:42🔗 Beverly Mitchell So I'm super excited.

4:43🔗 Drew It's signed by the cast.

4:45🔗 Beverly Mitchell I know. I should get it signed.

4:46🔗 Drew Lots of sploozers out there for Beverly, you noticed?

4:47🔗 Adam Yeah, I did. Cavalcade of sploozers. Yeah, they love this stuff. And I'm all right with the horror genre, but when did it become OK for adult males to brag about comic books and Star Wars and all that stuff? Something happened a few years back where guys can now openly pronounce their love of comic books. They can argue aloud in workplaces. Guys in their 40s.

5:13🔗 It's Silver Surfer Kicks the Fantastic Four's ass, dude.

5:18🔗 Drew Because this is like the second.

5:19🔗 What is going on?

5:20🔗 Drew No, Adam, it's like it's the second and third generation. The first generation, which was sort of our age, was carving the path for the upcoming generations. Those of their peers who watched them sink into Nerdville went, oh my God. But the kids coming up thought, that's cool. That's okay. That's just a choice.

5:38🔗 Adam Something happened. For some reason, I blame rotisserie baseball for making it okay. But it started with guys. It started with, hey, this guy collects baseball cards. And people are like, you know what I did? I turned the other cheek. I was like, I'm not going to collect any of these gay baseball cards, but I'll let the guy alone. And then the comic book stuff, with adults, mind you. It used to be kids collected cards, but then adults. Okay. All right. All right. Then the fantasy league started up. Lots of grown men firing vitriolic emails back and forth about you started Brett Favre and you'd pass the trade deadline for announcing your starting team. These are guys in their 40s, not speaking to other guys in their 40s over $8 worth of a fantasy football game and turn the other cheek. But then it's like guys announcing that they're going to be waiting in line for Star Wars and costumes, the goofy costumes and guys collecting cars. And it's sort of. And this one, too. This is what's happened to guys, too. Like, you know, guys come into the office and they're like, hey, got a new car and you're like, oh, what'd you get? I got the Acura. I got the Integra. And you're like, oh, did you get the force in line for the V6? And they're like, I don't know. But they're thinking about making Marvel's thinking about sending a Silver Surfer figurine out. I'm going to get in line. It's like, what?

7:06🔗 Drew Oh, and the little models?

7:07🔗 Adam Yeah, like, here's the thing, fellas. You're supposed to be thinking this stuff, but you're supposed to be too humiliated to speak it aloud in front of other adults. When did this become OK?

7:17🔗 Drew You had a secret collection.

7:18🔗 Beverly Mitchell It's definitely not sexy.

7:19🔗 Adam It's not sexy, is it?

7:20🔗 Beverly Mitchell Definitely not sexy.

7:22🔗 Adam No.

7:22🔗 Beverly Mitchell What? Girls don't dig it. It's definitely not a selling point for any female.

7:28🔗 Adam What is, I mean, look, I should have hobbies and things, but what's the whole collecting of junk? You know what I mean?

7:35🔗 Drew I have a little bit of collecting. You do too.

7:38🔗 Adam I like cars and tools, but I don't know.

7:41🔗 Beverly Mitchell Cars are cool.

7:42🔗 Drew But you kind of appreciate the collecting impulse. It just goes south.

7:46🔗 Adam No, to collect something is awesome, but comic books, once you start getting in your 30s and 40s, maybe just keep it to yourself. You know what I'm saying? That's all. All right. Movie, oh wait, October 28th is this Friday.

8:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, it's Friday, Halloween weekend. We've got a...

8:04🔗 Adam I'll tell you this idea of doing the horror genre genius because it always makes money and you always gets a sequel, and possibly you can possibly keep going.

8:14🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

8:14🔗 Adam I mean, you can do a three.

8:15🔗 Beverly Mitchell Henseltown franchise.

8:16🔗 Adam Yeah. Talk about range. Two Seventh Heaven and Saw II.

8:21🔗 Beverly Mitchell I just wanted to mix it up a little bit.

8:23🔗 Adam Oh, done and done.

8:24🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. It was fun, though, you know, being a minister one day and then, you know, turning around and being in a house where everyone...

8:31🔗 Drew Just saw it up.

8:32🔗 Adam Yeah, well...

8:33🔗 Beverly Mitchell .getting all messed up.

8:34🔗 Adam Growing up on the mean streets of Sylmar, paved the road for Beverly's film career. You know what I mean? It'd be tough.

8:40🔗 Beverly Mitchell That's right.

8:41🔗 Adam It'd be tough growing up at Sylmar. Angela?

8:44🔗 Hi.

8:45🔗 Adam 21?

8:46🔗 Yes.

8:47🔗 Adam What's up?

8:49🔗 Um, I have a question. I was wondering why I can't be affectionate during sex like any other time.

8:56🔗 Adam Got that little girl voice, baby doll.

8:58🔗 Yeah.

8:59🔗 Adam What happened?

9:00🔗 Drew That sort of suggests an arrest to us. That something maybe happened to you when you were about eight or so.

9:07🔗 Yeah, well I was molested between the ages of ten and thirteen.

9:11🔗 Drew There you go.

9:12🔗 Adam Wow.

9:13🔗 Drew And that's what we heard. So that may have some...

9:16🔗 Adam Just to let everyone know and Beverly know, can't be affectionate during sex. Boyfriend bothered by it. Why can't she? That's what it says on the screen.

9:25🔗 Drew That's the only info we get.

9:25🔗 Adam No molestation whatsoever, but first three syllables you can hear something's up.

9:31🔗 Drew Well, what's interesting is she sounded a little older than the usual four to eight year old. She sounded like a little more than eight to twelve.

9:36🔗 Adam And there she was. Who molested you?

9:38🔗 Um, this guy that went to my church, she was like maybe three years older than me.

9:43🔗 Drew All right, but can you understand that having a horrible experience like that can affect your feelings about yourself when you're sexual?

9:50🔗 Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, I don't understand, like even with not men, like even with women, I'm not affectionate. Like I don't give hugs. I don't like anything like that. Like I just keep my distance from like everybody.

10:02🔗 Adam All right, Drew, is there any changing that? Are you just like a dog from the pound?

10:06🔗 Drew Well, it's an interesting question.

10:07🔗 Adam Walks around the tail between the legs.

10:08🔗 Drew I'm sure there is, but it has to be worked on. Your body boundaries were violated by this guy. And so naturally enough, you sort of recoil from people. It's just like if you stuck your hand in a socket or something, you sort of, oh, you don't want to be around a socket anymore. And you sort of recoil from that sort of thing. It triggers all kinds of unpleasant feelings that can be treated. And you might want to look into that. The fact that you can have sex, can have a stable relationship, that's very positive. But if you want to be deeper and more available in a relationship, may be happier, you might want to look into that.

10:39🔗 I think it's also too because like my dad, he's like a pastor and he's like, so he's like, he's there, but he's like, physically, but not emotionally. It's like, it's more important than me, you know?

10:51🔗 Drew Well, that's interesting. Had it just been that, I don't think there would have been all these symptoms. The sexual abuse really put it over the top. Ironic that it was his church.

10:59🔗 Adam Are you living out of the house now?

11:01🔗 No, actually I kicked out of my house like a month ago. Why?

11:04🔗 Drew A month. Why?

11:07🔗 Because I have a boyfriend.

11:10🔗 Drew At 21, they know what you have a boyfriend?

11:12🔗 No, they're like really strict.

11:14🔗 Drew Do they know you were sexually abused?

11:16🔗 Yeah, they found out a couple years ago. I started acting out sexually. So my parents asked me, they're like, so did something happen to you when you were younger? And I was like, no. My mom's like, well, there is like something had to happen to you because you're not acting normal. And I was like, okay. And so my dad kind of suspected it when I was younger because I would do weird things.

11:38🔗 Drew Like what?

11:39🔗 Like I would play with myself and stuff. Like when I was like, you know, 10 or 11. And I like, I don't know.

11:46🔗 Adam All right.

11:47🔗 How about a little? I wasn't expecting it when I was younger either.

11:51🔗 Adam Quiet. How about you get a little therapy?

11:54🔗 I was in therapy and my therapist told my parents that it wasn't working.

11:58🔗 Drew Because you weren't willing to let it work. You got to get with it.

12:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:01🔗 All right.

12:02🔗 Drew Whatever you want, Angela. It's all good.

12:04🔗 Adam What kind of therapist?

12:05🔗 Drew Just like 7th Heaven, isn't it?

12:07🔗 Wow.

12:08🔗 Adam Yeah. What kind of therapist cops that place?

12:11🔗 Drew No, that's actually, I like that when they do that. But somebody really is not responding to the treatment that that person has to offer and not participate in. Just go, yeah.

12:18🔗 Yeah.

12:19🔗 Drew Move along.

12:20🔗 Adam My therapist should have done that eight years ago. Oh, oh, oh.

12:23🔗 Drew We have to talk about this.

12:24🔗 Adam Angela? Yeah. Were your parents paying your therapist?

12:31🔗 Yeah, they were.

12:33🔗 Adam They were. And he didn't want any more money.

12:35🔗 Drew No, a good therapist will say, hey, we're not, this is not working. I get it.

12:39🔗 Adam All right, baby.

12:40🔗 Drew And they usually give some ideas to other options of treatment, perhaps.

12:43🔗 Adam But why don't you get back into it?

12:44🔗 Drew Not everyone can help for therapy.

12:46🔗 Adam This time, let them help you. Would you please?

12:49🔗 Okay.

12:50🔗 Adam Don't get pregnant.

12:52🔗 I won't.

12:53🔗 Drew All right.

12:53🔗 Adam All right.

12:54🔗 Drew I believe her. Think of all the people I treat that just won't get with the program. I mean, I know who's going to get well and who isn't based on what they do.

13:02🔗 Adam But would you cut them loose a few days into recovery or an attempted recovery?

13:07🔗 Drew Often times, they're not doing anything. They're not willing to do anything. They're break collar rolls. You go, all right.

13:11🔗 Adam Well, that's a troublemaker and they're floating a turd in the punch bowl. But Angela, I mean, there's other people you got to worry about.

13:19🔗 Drew There's another way of approaching this, which is you don't give up. You hang in there, but I'm not sure that's right. I think you let people go drift for a while and then they come back when they're ready and then they, it's all an issue of ability to make change.

13:30🔗 Adam Some people at 17 are not ready to get some therapy.

13:33🔗 Drew It's hard for them.

13:33🔗 Adam It might be 20 or so.

13:34🔗 Beverly Mitchell Sometimes you have to find the right person that you feel comfortable with.

13:36🔗 Drew Kind of treatments and that sort of thing, yeah.

13:38🔗 Beverly Mitchell Because I know my friends have had, we've all been into, I lost my best friend when I was 16. So we all had to, she was in a bad car accident when she passed away. So we all kind of had to go and find our own people to talk to and it took me five years before I found someone that I could finally open up to. So you just gotta be comfortable. You just, and then.

13:58🔗 Adam Five years later.

13:59🔗 Beverly Mitchell Five years later.

14:00🔗 Adam Talking about the friend that passed away.

14:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well I finally realized like some of the issues it created for me because I was like, I freak out if anyone went out of town and they didn't call me right when they got there because I just didn't have any control over anything.

14:12🔗 Adam Not in that way, but I freak out if someone doesn't go out of town.

14:15🔗 Beverly Mitchell Oh you want them to go out of town.

14:16🔗 Adam I want everyone to leave. If they call you, you're like, Please go out of town and do not call. Why are you still here? You made my name in my new book. Wow. This was your best friend?

14:27🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

14:27🔗 Adam In like the 10th or 11th grade?

14:29🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, I was a sophomore in high school.

14:31🔗 Drew Camarillo?

14:32🔗 Beverly Mitchell No, actually I went to high school in the Valley.

14:34🔗 Adam Silmar.

14:36🔗 Beverly Mitchell No, I went in the West Hills. I went to Chaminade High School.

14:39🔗 Drew Chaminade, private school.

14:41🔗 Adam Chaminade, on the roadish.

14:42🔗 Beverly Mitchell I had to go to private school because of my job. Public schools, it's too difficult to have us actors.

14:48🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Is it because of the hours or because people are weird or treat you differently?

14:55🔗 Beverly Mitchell Actually, you know what it is is it's too hard on the teachers because they have so many students that it's like to have a student who's not there, it's a lot of extra workload because they've got to put the school plan together, they've got to grade everything in like bunches because you send it out months of a time and it's hard on them. So you got to go pay the teachers to be able to do all the work that they have to do.

15:17🔗 Adam Right.

15:18🔗 Beverly Mitchell But it worked out good.

15:19🔗 Adam I always have to smile because everybody went to high school, I went to North Hollywood High we just all sat around, just played with clay and stared at the clock and didn't do anything. It's always weird when people are like, well you know you have to have the tutor come, they have to come on set, they have to make sure they get the homework done and they have to grade that and that paperwork needs to be sent ahead. I'm always like, well what were we doing?

15:40🔗 We were playing with clay.

15:42🔗 Beverly Mitchell We had some, I mean I was, I'd work all day long and then I'd have three hours if I could on set, if not more, and then I'd go home and study for another four hours.

15:51🔗 Adam Wow.

15:52🔗 Beverly Mitchell Honestly I think I'm so excited that I'm finally out of school because it's, I finally now get to have fun and play.

15:57🔗 Drew Where'd you go to college?

15:58🔗 Beverly Mitchell I went to Loyola Marymount University.

16:01🔗 Adam It's a good college, right?

16:02🔗 Beverly Mitchell It was fun. I lived in the dorms too. Oh, yeah.

16:05🔗 Adam Drew, do you know where the Shamalah High School is?

16:08🔗 Drew No, it's like in Westlake or somewhere. It's in West Hills. West Hills, yeah.

16:12🔗 Adam History was taught by Bowser.

16:13🔗 Drew Always had a good basketball team, Shamalah. Shamalah? Yeah.

16:17🔗 Beverly Mitchell I think so. I haven't been there in a long time.

16:19🔗 Adam You get the Bowser reference, Drew.

16:21🔗 Drew Do do do do do do do do do do. How's that song go?

16:24🔗 Adam Shout it out.

16:25🔗 Drew Yeah, shout it out.

16:26🔗 Adam There you go, buddy. It's like a little while to sink in. AJ?

16:31🔗 Yeah.

16:31🔗 Adam 21?

16:33🔗 Yeah, you got it, man.

16:33🔗 Drew Come on. Didn't something happen to him? He died, right? Bowser?

16:37🔗 Adam Bowser from Shamalah?

16:38🔗 Didn't he?

16:40🔗 Drew Look it up.

16:40🔗 Adam I think he did. I think he died to me recently.

16:43🔗 Shamalah's got a wide receiver by the name of Marcus Everett, who plays at UCLA right now. He's pretty badass.

16:49🔗 Drew Marcus which?

16:50🔗 Adam Marcus Everett. Don't keep going here. What are you going to do? Go ahead, AJ.

16:56🔗 Okay, so we have a two-part question, but the second part is more important. The first part is... All right.

17:01🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Just going to have to worry. I'm tired of genital warts.

17:04🔗 Wait, wait, wait.

17:05🔗 Drew This is a cancer question.

17:06🔗 Adam Good. Let them wait. I'm tired of the medical stuff. Clean and sober now. On the left side, a vagina is swollen. Possible. Let's see. Question for the guests. I want a vagina question. Jamie?

17:19🔗 Yeah.

17:20🔗 Adam 24? What's up?

17:23🔗 Wow. My left labia is swollen and it has like a tubular, I don't know, maybe a cyst of some sort.

17:32🔗 Drew Yeah, it's usually a Bartholomew gland cyst.

17:34🔗 Adam Now, if I'm facing your vagina, that's my right?

17:38🔗 Um, yes.

17:39🔗 Yes.

17:40🔗 Adam Okay, so it'd be where my right ear would be.

17:43🔗 Drew Right. No, your cheek.

17:44🔗 Adam Cheek, sorry, orbital socket.

17:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:47🔗 Adam Right nostril?

17:48🔗 Drew Right.

17:48🔗 Adam The right side of it.

17:49🔗 Drew No, it's a little out of, furthermore, lateral cheek. Oh, really?

17:52🔗 Adam Well, you don't know how it works.

17:54🔗 Drew Oh, no.

17:55🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

17:55🔗 Drew How dare you?

17:56🔗 Well, I don't like that anyway, so.

17:58🔗 Adam Oh, really?

17:59🔗 No, no. And I've been told many times that it's just the way it's been done, but that's not true. I just don't like it.

18:07🔗 Adam Really? But do you like the intercourse part?

18:09🔗 Oh, yeah, yeah. And I like to give. I just don't like to receive.

18:13🔗 Adam And are you multi-orgasmic?

18:16🔗 Oh, yeah, yeah.

18:17🔗 Adam Oh, Drew.

18:19🔗 Drew What happened, buddy? You don't choose the sequential.

18:21🔗 Yeah.

18:22🔗 Adam Drew, here's the thing.

18:22🔗 Drew It's different.

18:23🔗 Adam You always, please, you always make that distinction whenever you're wrong.

18:26🔗 Drew No, no, that is.

18:27🔗 Adam What kind of, and Drew, don't, do not feel her mouth or brain with words. You have orgasms with intercourse.

18:36🔗 Yeah, I have orgasms without intercourse.

18:38🔗 Adam Oh, what do you do?

18:40🔗 I can have an intercourse during a blow job.

18:44🔗 Adam You can have an orgasm?

18:45🔗 Yeah, an orgasm during a blow job.

18:47🔗 Adam Wow. And how many might you have during intercourse?

18:52🔗 Somewhere between 5 and 15, depending on how long it lasts. Maybe, yeah, maybe like a 10 minute session.

19:00🔗 Drew But is it not interesting?

19:01🔗 Adam BJ during intercourse? Wow.

19:04🔗 Drew Is it not interesting that it holds that the women that have that multi-factor, so to speak?

19:10🔗 Adam Not into the world's eyes. Waste of time. Yeah, like a lion being into the dinner salad before the meal.

19:17🔗 Drew It's actually, it's uncomfortable for them.

19:19🔗 Yeah.

19:20🔗 Adam Really? Uncomfortable.

19:22🔗 I don't like to see the guy's head going up. I don't know.

19:24🔗 I mean, I don't know what to do.

19:26🔗 Adam Well, is it physically uncomfortable?

19:29🔗 No, no.

19:30🔗 Just, I guess, visually uncomfortable.

19:34🔗 Drew She really were into it, the visual stuff.

19:37🔗 Adam No, but I know, but it doesn't mean it's, she says it's not physically uncomfortable.

19:41🔗 It doesn't hurt my back or anything.

19:44🔗 Drew But is it a little too intense, too direct stimulation?

19:47🔗 Yes, yes, too intense, too direct.

19:50🔗 Adam See, Drew, you just spoon feed everyone the answer. She wanted to parrot back to you. As far as I asked her, it's physically uncomfortable. She said no, she doesn't like looking at the guy's head.

19:57🔗 Drew It doesn't hurt her neck, her back, she said.

20:00🔗 Adam Obviously she's not in touch with her vocabulary.

20:03🔗 I'm not.

20:04🔗 Drew What's your question? Oh, the swollen part. All right, have you had a new partner recently?

20:08🔗 No, no.

20:09🔗 Drew Is there any ulcer or growth or anything you see on the outside?

20:13🔗 How would it look?

20:16🔗 Drew Like an ulcer, like a cold sore?

20:18🔗 No, no.

20:18🔗 Drew Okay, it's probably a Bartholin cyst. Those are normal, hot bath, that kind of thing.

20:22🔗 Okay.

20:23🔗 Drew Okay.

20:23🔗 Adam It's not a genital herpes commercial tonight on television.

20:27🔗 Drew Nice.

20:28🔗 Adam It was all genital herpes, all any commercial where they're talking about warts or herpes or HPV or anything like that. It's always the attractive woman, but not sexy, not sex potty, attractive.

20:42🔗 Drew Right.

20:42🔗 Adam But not, here's what you're looking for when you're doing the STD spot. You're basically looking for the same chick with the tampon and the douche spot, which is unblemished. Here's the look. You ready? Here's the look what we're going for. Beautiful skin.

20:57🔗 Drew Good hair. Short.

20:58🔗 Adam Good hair. But not sex potty at all.

21:01🔗 Drew Brown, brown hair.

21:01🔗 Adam But not everything about them. There's nothing wrong with them. They're never overweight. They never have a zit. They never have, you know, nothing wrong with the hair, but that, but, but beautiful, but in very down to earth sort of way.

21:11🔗 Drew Non-fetish.

21:12🔗 Adam I did not get this because I'm sexually out there loose. I didn't give it up. I didn't get it, you know, get teemed in the men's stall at the club during the rave. I got this. I got some, no, I did.

21:26🔗 Drew She didn't.

21:26🔗 Adam She didn't. I got it that way. She didn't get it that way. She got it legitimately. So here's what you need for these commercials. You need, first off, you need a woman. She has to be an attractive woman. Always very nice skin. Always, always that age. Not, not a kid, not 19, but not in her thirties. It's always 26, 24 to 26, 28 in there. Very nicely put together.

21:48🔗 Caller Looks like a little professional.

21:49🔗 Drew Yeah, a little professional looking. But not, not specifically a working woman.

21:52🔗 Adam Not sure what she does, but if she did do something, it would be something semi-important and sort of professional, a little white collar, but she's in touch with her roots too. She likes jazz as much as she likes hip hop.

22:02🔗 Drew Like an environmental lawyer or something.

22:03🔗 Adam Yes, yeah. That's a chick. Okay, that's number one. Number two, she must be in an environment that sort of abounds with nature. You know what I mean? A little outdoors, a little farm-y, a little whatever. Whatever it is, it's very clean. It's very pristine. It's not at work, never working. Never at a tuna factory or anything like that. There's no conveyor belts involved with anything.

22:23🔗 Drew No canning.

22:23🔗 Adam It's good looking. And the other thing she asked, the other thing they need is a sampling from every ethnicity.

22:30🔗 Drew In the commercials?

22:31🔗 Adam Yeah, black chick, never that black though. All the white features, all the things. Fair skin, has the black curly hair, but very light skin, very light skin, never black.

22:41🔗 Drew And the Asian barely looks Asian.

22:42🔗 Adam They barely look Asian, barely look black, and then three or four white chicks sprinkled in red hair, blonde hair, but not, again, not, not, not bleach bun, not peroxide blonde. Not Pamela Lee. These are, because anybody could get this. And again, I would love, really examine the women of color on these things. They're really just, they're white people that have been sprayed. I think they just put, they just put a filter on the lens to make them a shade darker, cause that's all they are. It's never Sheryl from Good Times. Chewing gum, hair all up.

23:14🔗 Beverly Mitchell And they're always wearing like pastel pretty colors.

23:15🔗 Adam Everything's pastel-y, everything's soft. And the thing that I was laughing my ass off about this commercial is, they have the stooge in the background, looking sort of concerned. It's an awesome one. Yeah, guys in the background. This one actually had a guy, she was in her sort of summer house laundry room, and the guy was actually folding stuff in the background. And I thought, oh my God, this guy must have been thrilled when his agent called. Hey, yeah, we need you to play P. Whip Shlub, number three.

23:45🔗 Drew No, with herpes.

23:46🔗 Adam You'll be folding the herpes queens under roost. Yeah, hang back there. And he's sort of looking, and it's a guy's job. Here's the guy's job in all these commercials. They stand a step and a half back from their lady. They're in the background. The guy's there so we know they're not dykes. The guy's back there because they're heterosexual.

24:07🔗 Drew Right. Make no mistake about it.

24:08🔗 Adam Make no mistake about it.

24:08🔗 Drew She's sort of married.

24:10🔗 Adam Unclear. It's serious.

24:11🔗 Drew Monogamous.

24:12🔗 Adam It's monogamous. It's committed, whatever it is. He's nice looking. He's a pro. He's standing in the background. And he's doing a sort of thing where he's interested, but he's not going to steal focus.

24:22🔗 Caller No. He's there to back her up.

24:27🔗 Adam She has the center control. He's in the back looking somewhere between supportive and concerned. And there's a little pride too. Yes, this is my lady. Yes, she has herpes.

24:36🔗 Drew And we got to make sure the virus is suppressed, then we can have sex.

24:41🔗 Adam Right.

24:42🔗 Drew We're not going to have before that.

24:43🔗 Adam Right.

24:43🔗 Drew I'm waiting here folding laundry. Right.

24:45🔗 Adam Until then, it's just anal. I mean, that's what I'm reading into. I don't say it. There's no thought bubble.

24:51🔗 Drew But it's obvious.

24:52🔗 Adam It's obvious. By the way, the guy was folding the t-shirts. I could tell with the way he's folding. When a guy folds a t-shirt that way, he's thinking anal. But I'm just laughing my ass off because you got to see his commercial. There's three or four guys. They're all just standing in the background and the chicks are deadly serious about their herpes and the poor schlubs just standing in the back folding stuff. And I thought, what a puss. By the way, never a guy gets this. The guy's just in the background supporting the ladies.

25:20🔗 Drew The guy's never going to take care of it. I think it's the bottom line.

25:23🔗 Adam I think Pfizer or Upjohn or whoever's marketing this stuff is going, look, these guys, they're mules. They're spreading around. They ain't doing anything about it. We have to. It's like, we're not going to make a commercial to get rid of Rocky Mountain ticks and steer it toward dogs. We're going to steer it toward the owners. The women are the owners. They own the herpes, even if the guy has it. They're the ones that are going to get to the clinic, get the medicine, take things care of.

25:47🔗 Drew They take care of business. The guy's folding the laundry.

25:50🔗 Adam Folding the laundry.

25:52🔗 Caller He's standing in the back.

25:54🔗 Adam He's looking concerned, but he's not going to interrupt. I'm just like, I got the T-vone, I'm a mad man. I stop and I'm ranting in front of the TV set. My wife's yelling at me. I'm like, who's she talking to, by the way? And this guy's like, holy Christ, now another herpes conversation with the camera. And she didn't get it from this guy. You know what I mean?

26:14🔗 Drew Of course not. They haven't had sex yet.

26:16🔗 Adam They have.

26:17🔗 Drew He's folding laundry.

26:17🔗 Adam Yep. She got it from the guy, the guy dropped out. The guy she went with, the bad boy, the troublemaker, Blackie. Yeah, leather jacket. Wrote a Honda Rebel. Yeah, tough guy. Gave her that, then banged her roommate. Now I'm left to stand back and fold under pants in the herpes commercial. Awesome. Okay.

26:40🔗 Drew Alright, here we go.

26:41🔗 Adam Let's take a break.

26:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:43🔗 Adam Let me tell you the other thing I saw watching TV. I was watching one of these Home Depot commercials and the chick was sitting there talking to the Home Depot representative who's, you know, chock full of information and super helpful. I don't know if anyone's ever shot a Home Depot commercial. It's actually been inside a Home Depot but there's nothing nothing that resembles that going on inside a Home Depot. It's basically bizarre in Calcutta mixed with a Chinese fire drill mixed with Ellis Island sort of circa 1927. Should be strong funk, people running around in the daze and guys in a plumbing department never never heard of a plunger. This guy is actually standing with the plunger going against his forehead, the husband while while she's talking business with the guy. Seriously? Yeah, seriously. And I just thought, how long we going to how long we going to perpetuate this myth over Madison Avenue? The guys don't know what they're doing. And chicks are the smart. They're the brains. They're the moneymakers. When the guys left alone to cook breakfast, he started putting eggs in toasters. Please, everybody, please. Let's focus on what at Hoover Dam. A bunch of chicks? Who built Hoover Dam? Who built everything? Who does everything? Who builds everything? Stop kidding yourselves. They're chicks that are handy. They don't build dams.

28:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, but chicks sell Home Depot.

28:03🔗 Adam Well, here's what it is. Find a white guy, kick the crap out of him. No one writes a letter. That's interesting.

28:08🔗 Drew You're cool.

28:09🔗 Adam Yeah. I would love a Home Depot commercial. I was in there and some ditzy blonde who had the plunger plunging her forehead while I was talking shop. Sweetie, come on now.

28:18🔗 Drew No, I just go beat it.

28:19🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, the ditzy blonde always gets more of the attention from the Home Depot guys though.

28:22🔗 Adam True.

28:23🔗 Beverly Mitchell I've grown into Home Depot.

28:24🔗 Adam But never gets herpes.

28:25🔗 Caller She doesn't have herpes.

28:27🔗 Drew Beverly could be on the herpes commercial.

28:29🔗 Beverly Mitchell No, I think I'm good.

28:32🔗 Adam You have nice skin.

28:33🔗 Drew You have nice skin. You have nice skin.

28:35🔗 Beverly Mitchell You have nice skin.

28:36🔗 Drew You have nice skin.

28:37🔗 Adam You have nice skin. You have nice skin.

28:39🔗 Beverly Mitchell You have nice skin. You have nice skin.

28:41🔗 Adam You have nice skin. You have nice skin. You have nice skin. You have nice skin.

28:46🔗 Beverly Mitchell Can I wear my pastels and walk in the park?

28:48🔗 Drew Can she do spinning? A little spinning action?

28:50🔗 Adam Yeah, she should be working out. Can you work out?

28:52🔗 Drew Kickboxing.

28:53🔗 Adam Kickboxing alone.

28:54🔗 Beverly Mitchell I love kickboxing.

28:54🔗 Adam Alone. No one else in the gym.

28:55🔗 Beverly Mitchell Wait, but I gotta have my guy in the back folding the laundry, right?

28:58🔗 Drew No, not when you kickboxing.

28:59🔗 Beverly Mitchell No.

28:59🔗 Drew It's implied that you just kick the crap out of the guy.

29:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell Ah, gotcha.

29:02🔗 Adam Right. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Beverly Mitchell here tonight from, what's that medication called, Drew? Valtron.

29:09🔗 Drew Valtrex.

29:09🔗 Adam Valtrex. She's from the Valtrex ad. Also in Saw II, Saw II and also Seventh Heaven. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

29:20🔗 Beverly Mitchell You have five seconds.

29:21🔗 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

29:25🔗 Drew Back in a minute.

29:26🔗 Beverly Mitchell One.

29:36🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Beverly Mitchell here tonight. Stars in Saw II.

29:47🔗 Beverly Mitchell Oh, thanks.

29:47🔗 Adam Saw II, which is coming out October 28th. And that's this Friday, by the way, and also plays Lucy on Seventh Heaven. 10th season.

29:58🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. It's insane.

30:01🔗 Adam I know.

30:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell It started when I was 15. That means she's 24. I turned 25.

30:07🔗 Adam Okay. All right. All right. I got you.

30:08🔗 Beverly Mitchell I'm 44.

30:09🔗 Adam It was Warehouse, remember? Yeah. I know Seventh Heaven's been around for a while, but I wouldn't have guessed 10 seasons.

30:21🔗 Beverly Mitchell We're the little show that could.

30:23🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:24🔗 Beverly Mitchell Nobody ever expected us to go anywhere because we were the family show that came on during 90210.

30:31🔗 Adam Right. I do miss that 90210, though. I like that.

30:35🔗 Beverly Mitchell That was a good show. I loved it.

30:37🔗 Adam Well, it wasn't a good show.

30:38🔗 Beverly Mitchell I had fun. I loved it. Well, it was a big thing for me growing up. Yeah.

30:41🔗 Adam You were 11, though. I mean, I was 28 watching it like an idiot. Yeah. All right. Let's talk to AJ. We'll get back to AJ. AJ?

30:52🔗 Yeah. Let me get you up to speaker. Hold on one second.

30:54🔗 Adam 21. All right. He has the girlfriend that has ovarian cancer, alleged genital wars.

31:00🔗 Not girlfriend. This is a girl I hooked up with randomly. She has a, she said that she had a cyst on her ovaries and that became cancerous, but she wasn't raped as a child or whatever and then-

31:15🔗 Drew That's amazing. Let me try to clear all this up for you, AJ. Cysts are not cancer. Okay? They're cysts. You either have a cyst or you have cancer and you can have cystic, like you can have cystic ovarian cancers, but cysts don't become cancer. Okay? And we're talking about the ovary inside her abdomen, in the pelvis. Where do you get the, where do you get the idea that rape has anything to do with that? Ovarian cancer, like breast cancer, like brain cancer, like liver cancer, occurs sporadically in women. It's not uncommon.

31:43🔗 I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about how ovarian cancer, I heard like 50-60% of it was due to getting raped and attracting the genital herpes.

31:55🔗 Adam Is this a wart thing?

31:57🔗 Drew Genital herpes. I think, again, you're confusing cervical cancer.

32:00🔗 Adam There's a guy who's ironing the underpants in the background of the commercial.

32:03🔗 Drew Oh, yes. Why is he ever? Well, he justifies that reputation, though. Cervical cancer is caused by genital warts, which has nothing to do with genital herpes, and genital warts have nothing to do with rape because most women have genital warts.

32:15🔗 Adam Well, but what if you've got genital warts through rape when you're at a young age?

32:19🔗 Drew However you got it, the warts aren't something related to rape, you know what I mean?

32:24🔗 Adam No, I know, but the whole idea is if you have warts and you leave it, if you have HPV as a woman and it goes unchecked for some time.

32:32🔗 Drew If you're not getting monitored carefully.

32:33🔗 Adam Then it could turn into something. So if you've got molested, raped at age 11 or something.

32:39🔗 Drew And then didn't get any more health care after that?

32:40🔗 Adam Well, you're not going to the gynecologist if people, if it's not reported. Then it can take a grip. You know what I'm saying? That's my only theory. But now is the warts the cervical cancer or the?

32:54🔗 Drew Yes, cervical.

32:55🔗 Adam But it's not the ovarian cancer.

32:56🔗 Drew No, the warts or the cervix is in the vagina. And it's outside your body. The ovaries are inside the body. How could the warts get inside the body? You know what I mean?

33:05🔗 Adam Drew, you're the one who say like, Drew's like, lungs, stomach, lower intestine, outside of the body. I'm like, okay Drew, forget it. Fingernails outside the body. Then I'm with you on. Your eyebrows outside the body.

33:19🔗 Drew Your mouth, your anus.

33:20🔗 Adam Vagina inside, and if it's out, I'm leaving, and I want my money back, that's my whole thing. I see the vagina outside the body, I'm gonna have to actually leave the bachelor party, and I'm gonna need it, nope. Take the boombox, no, he doesn't need to stay here, no one needs to make change anymore, I'm gonna need you to leave, I'm gonna need the money back.

33:36🔗 Drew Vagina doesn't extrude from the body, but it's outside the body, and the tube from your mouth to your anus, entirety is outside the body.

33:44🔗 Adam That's the part I like, that's the part I like, the outside of the body, mouth to the anus, all outside.

33:50🔗 Drew Outdoors, it's a great outdoors.

33:52🔗 Adam Don't, yeah, be careful, because if you fall down in a wooded area, they get twigs and gravel and stuff stuck to it. All right, so what I'm saying is, this is, it's not ovarian cancer, what's he talking about?

34:06🔗 Drew It's all over the place.

34:08🔗 Adam By the way, this is someone he made sure just to tell us he hooked up with, so who cares? Does he think he has HPV from his woman?

34:15🔗 Drew Maybe that's it, and he might, I guess, if she has it.

34:18🔗 Adam AJ?

34:18🔗 Drew It has nothing to do with ovarian tumors.

34:20🔗 Yeah.

34:21🔗 Adam What is your question?

34:22🔗 Okay, well, those are two parts, that was the first part. The second part is a little more serious I'm worried about. I had a rough three week period and I smoked a lot, and I stopped smoking last week and I'm seven days sober, and I have, well.

34:37🔗 Drew Well, what did you smoke?

34:38🔗 Yeah, I was smoking weed, heavily, heavily for three weeks. And I stopped last week and I had this ongoing twitch in my left index finger and up to like 10 times an hour. And then that turned into my left, yesterday, my left, my right hand, my right pinky, completely clamped in under my, under my, my, my.

35:02🔗 Adam Is he making this up?

35:03🔗 Drew No, he's getting, he's getting sort of fasciculations.

35:05🔗 Adam It sounds like he's scanning.

35:07🔗 Drew No, I, I, that I don't think is, well, I guess it could be.

35:10🔗 Adam I like the guy that does this one too. He did one of these. Let me tell you about what happened yesterday. Hello? Hello? Are you there? What do I have to do? Like every three seconds? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It would be nice with the cell phones. All right. What should AJ do? Hey, hey.

35:26🔗 Drew Hey, AJ, you may be hyperventilating in the withdrawal or something like that. It would take lots of fluids to eat properly. There's really not a muscular problem.

35:34🔗 Adam What's up, buddy? You're 21.

35:35🔗 Drew What are you so tight for?

35:37🔗 Adam Well, you're all up in your head.

35:38🔗 Drew Are you withdrawn from anything else? Alcohol?

35:40🔗 Adam Relax.

35:40🔗 Caller Oh, that weekend I was, that week, the weekends I was, the weekdays I'll be smoking, and the weekends I'll be smoking and drinking. But I've been, like, I've been having these twitches all over my body. I just feel like there's something wrong.

35:53🔗 Drew When I get a blood test and I get evaluated, maybe there's some electrolyte imbalance. I don't see why young guys shouldn't get that, so it concerns me.

35:59🔗 Caller All right.

36:00🔗 Adam Doing horror film after 7th Avenue. We got a question from young Eric. Eric?

36:05🔗 Beverly Mitchell Hey there, Dr. Drew. Hold on, let me check the weather. Palo Alto checking in at 71. Boy, I will tell you, I was sitting at a three-way stop in this old garage, you know, she's waving, I'm waving. Shake your ass, blah, blah, blah. Hey, Drew, should I do the radio map? I got four feet, seven and three, 16 inches, and 14,000 pounds. Oh, hold on, Chief Thunder Cloud wants to say something. Nah, nah, hey. Oh, 405, three ways back up, watch for brake lights, mattress in the way, and you know, I used to clean carpets, you know, I used to live with my good friend, the Reeds, you know, now I'm literally, Drew, literally, I'm literally, Drew, literally, a millionaire, literally. I should have my own garbage man, blah, blah, blah. I got these pussy politicians over here, you know, we do, you do what we tell you to do, you know, I got these Culver City cops in their right-hand drive, I got a bunch of vets raiding these chicken-ass tickets, blah, blah, blah, talking about not enough manpower, holocaust.

36:53🔗 Drew Yeah. Eric from Phoenix.

36:55🔗 Beverly Mitchell You know, let me tell you, let me tell you, most people brag about-

36:57🔗 Drew It says Glendale up there.

37:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell Let me tell you about receiving oral, blah, blah, blah. Okay, ladies, break it down, grab a knee, that helmet's not a chair, blah, blah, blah, kind of house.

37:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

37:12🔗 Beverly Mitchell I actually used to live in a garage, I crap in a decorative popcorn tin, blah, blah, blah, beat off to a raft box. I can smell junior college. Hey, let me ask, did you work around metal?

37:23🔗 Adam Yeah. I've never heard the show.

37:54🔗 Drew Yeah. What the hell was this?

37:56🔗 Adam Confused, disappointed, feeling ashamed.

37:58🔗 Beverly Mitchell What's happening, gentlemen?

38:00🔗 Drew It's Phoenix, right, Eric?

38:02🔗 Beverly Mitchell Absolutely.

38:02🔗 Drew Yes.

38:04🔗 Beverly Mitchell They're bordering.

38:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:06🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

38:08🔗 Beverly Mitchell But I got a question for Beverly. Actually, about two years ago, I won the first Saw DVD from you guys.

38:17🔗 Adam Oh, really?

38:17🔗 Drew That's right. Was that two years ago?

38:20🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, a year and a half, two years.

38:22🔗 Beverly Mitchell It was a year ago, because the first Saw just came out a year ago. On DVD. One year later.

38:26🔗 Beverly Mitchell I got it.

38:27🔗 Beverly Mitchell Maybe it seems like... Well, no, the actual first one just came out a year ago.

38:30🔗 Drew The film.

38:31🔗 Beverly Mitchell The film. The first Saw. Because we're a year to the day that the first one came out.

38:35🔗 Adam One year to the day.

38:36🔗 Beverly Mitchell All right.

38:36🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, that's huge.

38:37🔗 Beverly Mitchell Beverly, I'm sorry, but I...

38:38🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second.

38:39🔗 Beverly Mitchell That's okay.

38:40🔗 Adam If he won the DVD from us, it had to be 10 months ago or something.

38:45🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, it had to be like, yeah.

38:46🔗 Adam Max. I mean, more like six or seven, probably. I mean, DVDs come out a couple months after the movies released these days.

38:51🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, I think they released it pretty quick. I mean, it's...

38:54🔗 Adam All right.

38:54🔗 Beverly Mitchell They're trying to get their money fast.

38:55🔗 Adam Let's see. How's a guy like Young Eric get the eight or 10 months confused with two years?

39:02🔗 Drew Works in a mail room.

39:02🔗 Beverly Mitchell Just goes by fast.

39:03🔗 Beverly Mitchell Oh, that's right.

39:04🔗 Adam Works in the post office.

39:05🔗 Beverly Mitchell I'll tell you how that happened.

39:06🔗 Beverly Mitchell I've been moving for the last year, so it seems like five years, so I just estimated.

39:10🔗 Drew What do you mean moving, but what?

39:11🔗 Beverly Mitchell 200% off.

39:13🔗 Beverly Mitchell That's okay.

39:14🔗 Drew Where are you moving?

39:15🔗 Beverly Mitchell There's a little town out west here called Tonopah. I got four acres and we got a nice little home out there.

39:20🔗 Drew Tonopah.

39:23🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

39:24🔗 Adam Are you still doing the mail thing?

39:27🔗 Beverly Mitchell We're working at the print shop. You guys always think it's a post office. It's a print shop.

39:30🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

39:30🔗 Beverly Mitchell What is that?

39:31🔗 Beverly Mitchell It starts with a P.

39:32🔗 Adam All right, but do you do some late night work? Do you work graveyard or something? Yeah.

39:38🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. I get up at one o'clock in the morning.

39:39🔗 Adam All right. I think that, I don't know why, that's the part that makes us think male.

39:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

39:44🔗 Adam They don't work in the middle of the night, but anyway, they do. All right, Eric, go ahead and ask Beverly your question.

39:49🔗 Beverly Mitchell Okay. Coming from the background that you come from, Seventh Heaven, you know, a wholesome environment and everything, I was just wondering if you get a lot of negative feedback or, you know, because obviously I'm sure that you still know a lot of people that you used to work with, and do they think you're crazy or evil or, you know, bad in any way for working on such a gruesome and graphic project?

40:11🔗 Beverly Mitchell No, and you know what, actually a lot of my fellow cast mates, Catherine Hicks was in Child's Play, Jesse Beale was in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Barry Watson was in Boogieman. So, I mean, everybody realizes we got to take risks and take roles that are different and challenging. It's not like I'm not promoting Saw II, you know, for all the five to ten year olds who watch my show. I'm taking my audience very carefully when I'm promoting, because it's a very violent film, but it is. I saw it again last night, and it's very awkward that I walk out with a smile. I'm so proud of it. I think it's so much fun.

40:50🔗 Adam Now, because it's just effectively executed and scary and does what it sets out to do.

40:56🔗 Beverly Mitchell I mean, it's gruesome. But the thing is about all the violence and all of the gore. I mean, they all do have meaning. It is very story driven. So, it's not just, you know, just like head fall off just for the.

41:08🔗 Drew Oh, but you will see somebody's head fall off.

41:10🔗 Adam But if but if someone says, if somebody else look out first and then the head falls off.

41:15🔗 Drew There you go. Story.

41:16🔗 Adam That's story. That's what you call arc in the business.

41:20🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

41:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:20🔗 Beverly Mitchell Story arc.

41:21🔗 Adam Any nudity?

41:23🔗 Beverly Mitchell No.

41:23🔗 Adam What happened to gratuitous nudity that I was so promising in the 70s and never seemed to carry forward? Here's the deal. Used to do a scary movie. There was nudity.

41:32🔗 Drew Always.

41:33🔗 Adam Always. That was part of the package.

41:35🔗 Beverly Mitchell It's definitely not a sexy film.

41:36🔗 Adam It just went with it. There was nudity that just came with it. It was like the parsley on the side of the plate.

41:41🔗 Drew We were separated sex and violence, though. Yeah.

41:44🔗 Adam You know what? Not me.

41:45🔗 Drew I know for you.

41:46🔗 Adam Not me. They're still together. We'll take a little break. Beverly Mitchell is here tonight from Saw II, also Seventh Heaven. And we'll be right back after this. Yeah!

42:15🔗 Drew Love Line!

42:16🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Beverly Mitchell, in studio tonight, Star of Saw II, out this Friday, He loved that, huh? Yeah, huge, huge fan, huge fan. Huge fan went away, Drew, where'd that go? Where'd that go away?

42:34🔗 Drew You declared it dead, the-

42:35🔗 Beverly Mitchell The frog?

42:36🔗 Drew First season it appeared.

42:38🔗 Adam Mm-hmm, maybe before it appeared.

42:40🔗 Drew That's right, we were doing it before it actually made its debut.

42:42🔗 Adam Drew and I had to do some promo when Love Line was gonna be on the WB station in Chicago, remember?

42:48🔗 Drew Yes, I do.

42:48🔗 Beverly Mitchell The Dabba Dabba Dabba?

42:50🔗 Adam Yeah, and they were like, we were doing this thing like, hey Chicago, it's Adam and Drew from Love Line, here on the Dabba Dabba, and you know, we could never figure it out.

42:59🔗 Drew We go Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba WB, and they go, no.

43:02🔗 Adam We wouldn't do it that way.

43:03🔗 Drew Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba WB. Okay, Dabba, it would be-

43:08🔗 Beverly Mitchell I never had to do that many Dabba's.

43:10🔗 Adam Yeah, see Drew, you didn't write the first time.

43:11🔗 Beverly Mitchell I only had to do like three Dabba's.

43:12🔗 Drew I was like Dabba Dabba WB. I remember it was like nine or 11 or something. We kept doing six or seven.

43:16🔗 Adam It's the Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba W. It's the Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba WB.

43:23🔗 Drew And then Adam would start screaming, it doesn't matter, this is retarded.

43:27🔗 Adam This is a horrible campaign. This is gonna be gone. What idiot thought of this? Why you guys? Whoever thought of this should have been fired.

43:35🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, they did it for a while.

43:38🔗 Adam I know, they did it for a year and a half.

43:40🔗 Beverly Mitchell And now we don't have the frog anymore.

43:41🔗 Adam And then it went away.

43:42🔗 Beverly Mitchell The frog isn't cool.

43:44🔗 Adam I'm not saying that people don't stick with bad ideas and F them out until they're in the ground. It doesn't make them good ideas. They made the Pontiac Aztec, they rolled a few thousand off the line. Doesn't mean it didn't suck when it was on paper three years ago. You know what I'm saying? No one will raise their hand and say this is a horrible idea or if they do, they're ostracized. That's the part I don't like. All those times I raised my hand, Drew, and you just folded your arms. Think about it.

44:14🔗 Drew I didn't have any insight.

44:15🔗 Adam You knew stuff was bad.

44:16🔗 Drew No, I knew.

44:17🔗 Adam You knew it was bad.

44:19🔗 Drew You don't even... I was pathetic.

44:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:22🔗 Adam Sophia?

44:23🔗 Yeah.

44:24🔗 Adam 22?

44:25🔗 Yeah.

44:26🔗 Adam What's up, baby doll?

44:28🔗 I have trust issues, like really bad. It's not good because I'm married.

44:35🔗 Drew Did you begin with trust issues or did something happen to give you trust issues?

44:39🔗 No. Usually when I get into a relationship, I don't know. For some reason, I have problems trusting people completely.

44:45🔗 Drew So where did you learn that? That people aren't trustworthy?

44:49🔗 I don't know.

44:50🔗 Drew Your dad take off?

44:51🔗 No. Well, my parents split up when I was really young, like six months old.

44:56🔗 Drew And where did your dad go?

44:58🔗 I lived with my dad. He was in the military.

45:01🔗 Drew Where did your mom go? Let's see if we can find her.

45:02🔗 My mom went to the East Coast. She was also in the military. That's one of the reasons they split up.

45:09🔗 Adam All right. Yeah, you couldn't both be in the military. And why is room in this man's army?

45:13🔗 Drew And why did you guys talk about it?

45:15🔗 Adam No common ground.

45:16🔗 Drew Why didn't she take you?

45:17🔗 Well, they both decided that it would be best if I lived with my dad. I don't know why.

45:23🔗 Adam She doesn't know why. And then how long were you away from your mom?

45:26🔗 I just started getting to know her when I was 12.

45:31🔗 Adam That's bad. That's horrible. And it suggests something's up with your mom. And it also suggests she wasn't raised normally by normal parents either, because no woman who was raised in a healthy environment would let her young child go move to another coast and, you know, catch you about seventh grade, baby. How about that?

45:49🔗 Yeah, well, my grandmother was schizophrenic, so that doesn't really help.

45:53🔗 Drew No, there you go. That's the problem. That's your mom had to deal with a schizophrenic parent. She doesn't know what it feels like to have a parent. Yeah.

46:02🔗 Adam When you show me a mom that is not so interested in her own child, or, you know, there's, and let me just explain that every mom makes that claim. Oh, I love my daughter. I love my daughter. Yeah, you're living in Florida. She's in New Jersey.

46:13🔗 Drew Yeah, that's bad.

46:14🔗 Adam But I love her. Of course you love her. I love everyone.

46:17🔗 Drew Yeah, it's bad.

46:18🔗 Adam You're not raising your daughter. And it's not just your bad person or you're mean. There's something missing horribly in you. And I'm sure you were raised by people that were apart or abusive or whatever it is.

46:31🔗 Drew There's even a part of the brain that's involved. It's called the anterior cingulate gyrus.

46:34🔗 Adam No, you're telling me.

46:35🔗 Drew Not working right, these folks.

46:37🔗 Adam All right, Sophia.

46:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:39🔗 Adam Hang on, baby doll. We got to take a break. Drew did so much talking at the beginning part of the show. Now we're up against the top of the hour.

46:44🔗 Caller Okay.

46:45🔗 Adam All right, but just hang tight. We'll tell you what to do. Okay. Where's your man? Stripglob right now or where is he?

46:51🔗 No, he's actually in the bedroom playing a game.

46:55🔗 Adam All right.

46:55🔗 Drew Dungeons and Dragons?

46:57🔗 No, it's a Diablo thing.

47:00🔗 Adam Awesome.

47:03🔗 Drew Here we go.

47:03🔗 Adam Okay. Guys, another one. Guys making the proclamation that they play 10 hours of video games a day and stuff like, when did this become okay? No shame at all?

47:13🔗 Drew You should hide it.

47:14🔗 Adam I don't know anything about cars, but I'll tell you something about what the hell is the one with the car. Grand Theft Auto 5. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you how to get to Sector 11. Really? You're saying this out loud, you know.

47:28🔗 Caller No Silver Surfer.

47:29🔗 Drew People are hearing this.

47:30🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

47:34🔗 Caller Alright, guys, here's the deal.

47:36🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:39🔗 Beverly Mitchell One call is all you need to make.

47:41🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:42🔗 Drew 877-889-DATE.

47:44🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

48:15🔗 Caller Yeah!

48:16🔗 Adam Loveline! I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Beverly Mitchell in studio tonight.

48:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:23🔗 Adam Beverly from Saw II.

48:25🔗 Beverly Mitchell I love those claps.

48:26🔗 Adam And Seventh Heaven. Drew, remember when we used to do the show back in the day over at Westwood One, and you and Ann would chat in the hallway?

48:34🔗 Drew Yes.

48:35🔗 Adam And I would always tell you, you have to be in after the commercial.

48:38🔗 Drew Yes.

48:39🔗 Adam But sometimes you wouldn't do it.

48:40🔗 Drew Right.

48:40🔗 Adam And then I stopped talking.

48:42🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

48:43🔗 Adam I was giving that as an example to somebody. I was talking to somebody the other day, and I said, you know, when you tell people like, hey, you got to do this, or hey, you really need to do that, it doesn't usually work. What does work is when they just get a little consequence.

48:57🔗 Drew Right.

48:57🔗 Adam And then you're done. Even the great Dr. Drew needed a little prod there, right? Yeah, but it's interesting. I'm not doing, I'm not taking a dig at you, but it wasn't imperative before. And I just remember poor engineer Mike and maybe even Anderson pointing the finger at me, go.

49:16🔗 Drew And he would go.

49:17🔗 Adam And I would just be silent because Drew, Drew wasn't in here. And it was funny. It'd be like, yeah, but say Drew's not in here. And I wouldn't say Drew wasn't in there. I would just be silent. And then Drew would come running, but someone would go running down the hall to go scream at him. Well, you know what?

49:32🔗 Drew It worked.

49:33🔗 Adam Never happened again. You see?

49:36🔗 Caller Beverly.

49:37🔗 Adam It seems uncomfortable for you right now, but it's not.

49:40🔗 Beverly Mitchell It's all right. No, I'm good.

49:41🔗 Adam This is us. It's an interesting thing.

49:43🔗 Beverly Mitchell I'm very comfortable.

49:43🔗 Caller This is who we are.

49:44🔗 Adam We're nudists. We're emotional nudists. Okay. We let it all hang out. Oh, yeah. I forgot my coffee. Thank you, sweetie. Thank you. Emotionally nude.

49:54🔗 Drew Huh?

49:54🔗 Adam Drew, like when you teach your kids, I say you got to do it, right? You do that thing where you just got to take away that whatever. Do whatever, right?

50:00🔗 Drew You just do whatever, exactly. No, you just do whatever you got to do. You just do it.

50:06🔗 Adam Yeah. They know how, you know, it came up. It was they doing, every time I do this TLC show, I do these voiceovers, and the TLC folks want tons of voiceovers.

50:17🔗 Drew Right.

50:18🔗 Adam They want me doing a home improvement show, and they want me like yelling at a guy like, hey, give me that piece of wood, and then they want me to sneak in real fast, like what does it say about the piece of wood in a voiceover? And then back to me going, thank you. You know what I mean? And I keep telling them, you're effing up the show, it doesn't feel like a documentary, I'm not gonna do all this, and they just keep, uh-huh, uh-huh, and I keep telling them, and they keep adding it on, so they built a nice gap in for me to do a VO., and the show was locked off, and I said, well, I'm not doing it. And they're like, well, then it's gonna be a big gap, and I'm like, well, what are you gonna do? Now, you got a nice big gap. Well, it's gonna be weird, uh-huh. Yes, it will. Okay, it's fine. You have to take it, too, by the way, you gotta take it for the team. I gotta be the one with the weird gap in the show. But if you do it, they'll listen.

51:02🔗 Drew The whole VO thing is just a horrible instinct.

51:05🔗 Caller Yes, it is.

51:06🔗 Drew It's visual medium tells the story. It's a documentary.

51:10🔗 Adam Oh, you don't know.

51:13🔗 Drew What a horrible instinct to drop in sort of balloon comments, you know, sort of thought bubbles that are already obvious from the story.

51:20🔗 Beverly Mitchell And they always sound weird, too.

51:21🔗 Adam They always sound weird. And it's like, I'm not hovering over the show, making jokes about the show. I can't I shouldn't when these guys are effing up, I shouldn't be seeing it if I'm at home.

51:33🔗 Drew Shouldn't be what?

51:34🔗 Adam Seeing them screw up on the job site, if I'm at my if I'm at somewhere else.

51:38🔗 Drew Oh, you shouldn't be. Right.

51:39🔗 Adam I'm making comments on it.

51:40🔗 Drew And we at home watching it should understand the implication.

51:43🔗 Adam Oh, baby. No way. No way. Sophia. Yeah. Oh, I got to do a session tomorrow. I know we already smell the battle. What's going on? All right. So you have trust issues. Yeah. Parents in the military.

51:59🔗 Drew Mom is impaired because of her schizophrenic mom herself and was unable to sort of be available to raise you as abandonment issues there. And thereby, when you get involved in relationships, you'll be panicky about them leaving or make them leave to be in control of the whole process of being sort of taking control over the fear of abandonment. You make people leave.

52:21🔗 Adam Do you have kids?

52:22🔗 No.

52:22🔗 Adam Good. Why not? Something wrong with you?

52:25🔗 No. We've only been married a year and a half, so we don't feel like we should have kids yet.

52:30🔗 Beverly Mitchell And aren't you only 22?

52:31🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

52:32🔗 Adam Old maid.

52:33🔗 Drew Loveline.

52:33🔗 Beverly Mitchell Old maid.

52:35🔗 Drew Why does she have 12 kids?

52:36🔗 We want to be able to go places, have fun before we have kids.

52:40🔗 Adam Okay.

52:40🔗 Drew All right. Did your husband do anything to make you not trust him?

52:43🔗 Well, yeah.

52:45🔗 About eight months into our marriage, he did cheat on me. And since then, he hasn't done anything to make me not trust him.

52:54🔗 Adam But you say eight months of the marriage, I say almost three quarters of a year, right?

52:59🔗 Drew Yeah, that's much.

52:59🔗 Adam About three quarters of a year.

53:00🔗 Drew She's overstating.

53:01🔗 Adam Yeah, that's a long time.

53:03🔗 Drew What did he do exactly?

53:05🔗 Well, he actually slept with another woman.

53:08🔗 Adam Had sex.

53:09🔗 Yeah.

53:10🔗 Drew And you're just okay with that?

53:11🔗 Adam Was this, well, hold on. Was this, was this an old girlfriend?

53:14🔗 No, actually, I guess he met her through work and he had been talking with her and, you know, they were just friends, but then she wanted to be more than friends and-

53:26🔗 Drew You sound remarkably-

53:27🔗 Adam Yeah, that's how it works, by the way.

53:29🔗 Drew Yeah, she wanted, it's her fault.

53:30🔗 Adam She wanted to be more than friends.

53:32🔗 He was also mad at me that night.

53:34🔗 Drew Why?

53:34🔗 Had gone to her for advice about women and things went too far.

53:39🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, right. Oh, Sophia. Were you raised in a fish bowl or something? Come on.

53:46🔗 Adam Snow globe.

53:47🔗 Drew Snow globe, yeah.

53:48🔗 Adam She was a villager.

53:49🔗 Drew She was a villager in the snow globe.

53:50🔗 Adam Yeah, once in a while, she'd come and shake her up, shake her head on the thing.

53:53🔗 Drew Yeah, come on, Sophia, your husband is an adult. He is, you know, command of his own ship. He goes over to somebody else's house and sleeps with them. He's eight months into a marriage. That's horrible behavior.

54:05🔗 Beverly Mitchell Regardless of whether he's mad at her.

54:06🔗 Drew Things went too far, regardless of anything.

54:09🔗 Adam It's irregardless, by the way, but yes, I know what you're saying. Yeah, but it's just all these chicks that make excuses for the guy who went to pick her brain, pick her vagina, find out about the ladies.

54:23🔗 Drew Yeah, and just one thing led to another. What are you going to do?

54:25🔗 Adam Sure, yeah, he showed up the bottle of Hennessy and five condoms. One thing led to another. Yeah, and a jumbo thing of foil to put on the window. Sophia?

54:37🔗 Caller Yeah?

54:38🔗 Adam I don't trust this guy. Plus, he's in the bedroom trying to contact the devil right now. What's he playing? What game is he playing in the bedroom?

54:47🔗 It's some RPG computer game.

54:51🔗 Adam That has to do with Satan?

54:53🔗 I don't know. He's fighting daemons and that.

54:57🔗 Drew Okay, Sophia, a little S-bomb and...

55:02🔗 Adam Yeah, she dropped the S-bomb, so put on hold so we can reboot. But they have an aunt kids and I can't figure out why. You think she's on birth control? Do you know what I mean? She just sounds like a dirt clod dumb and royally effed up.

55:19🔗 Drew It's a depot. It's a job for depot.

55:21🔗 Adam It's a job for depot. The military stabbed her with it or something. Sophia, you on depot?

55:28🔗 I was for almost the end.

55:30🔗 Drew There we go.

55:31🔗 Adam How does that work? How do we know that? Are there people? Did somebody just feel, you're walking down the street one day and felt a sharp sting in between your shoulder blades and a black Humvee went by? Two guys would wrap around shades, high-fived each other and they just sped around the corner.

55:45🔗 Drew A little prong in her neck, two marks in her neck.

55:48🔗 Adam She heard, yeah, how did you get the depot?

55:53🔗 I, well, I myself am in the military, so I get free.

55:57🔗 Drew Now it's starting to fit together, right? People do not disappoint.

56:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell You guys are good.

56:02🔗 Adam Well, to me, it's like, I'm never, here's the thing, I'm never not looking through the lens. I just have to turn it a few times just and then pow comes in the focus.

56:14🔗 Drew They send us the image out of focus, right? They give us the image blurry.

56:18🔗 Adam It takes us a while to unscramble the image. That's right.

56:22🔗 Drew Oh, okay.

56:23🔗 Adam Did she say she was in the military? No. Her parents were in the military.

56:26🔗 Drew Yes.

56:27🔗 Adam How did I know you were in the military?

56:29🔗 Drew Because the only thing that makes sense is what else would contain this from having children?

56:33🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. So what are you on now for birth control?

56:36🔗 Well, I just stopped taking birth control because we do want to have kids in the future, but it's going to take, the doctors say it takes like a year for me to even be able to Yeah, six months.

56:45🔗 Drew Six months.

56:46🔗 Adam I knew, see, I said, do you have any kids? She said, no. I said, something's up. Why not? She's, we're just not ready. We got some traveling. We got some living to do. And I'm like, she's not on birth control. She's not on birth control. She's not on birth control. And then I announced she's too dumb to be on birth control. And then I worked the military in and then you bring depo up and now we're all back up to speed. None of which we got from Sofia. I just know this is not the voice of a responsible person that's in one of those commercials.

57:12🔗 Drew Right, she's not, he is not, he's playing Diablo. He's not doing laundry.

57:15🔗 Adam Right, and here's the thing. When we say in the military, feel, and you are in the military and you haven't told us you're in the military, feel free to volunteer the fact that you are in the military.

57:24🔗 Drew Even really nice or cool if you said, God, how'd you know that? That's amazing.

57:28🔗 Adam It would be awesome, except for when you're stupid, you don't know that, just like your dog doesn't know when you put the water out when it's thirsty and stuff, it doesn't go like, oh, hey, wow, I had a real cotton mouth going, thank you, thank you, I owe you, I owe you. No, you're just stupid, all you do, you go through your whole life reacting. Unless, here's the other thing, here's the thing that's interesting, unless, here's what you do when you're stupid, the guy claims to be a psychic and he goes, I picture green or brown, the color of green or brown or black.

57:59🔗 Caller How do you know that?

57:59🔗 Adam I'm in the military, we're in green here for.

58:01🔗 Caller Oh my god, this guy's, Rasputin. Oh my god, he's got a gift.

58:08🔗 Adam That guy who throws out a couple of, I see a vowel or consonant, vowel or consonant, J, J, J, R, an A, an E, an I, an O, or U, or an S. Anything, anything, anything? My stepdad had a name ended with an M.

58:26🔗 Caller Yes.

58:27🔗 Drew You think about it.

58:27🔗 Adam Think about it. Yeah. That guy's a genius. Us figuring out she's on a depo in the military, not on birth control right now. No, that's nothing.

58:35🔗 Drew Sophia, is there any chance either of you are going to be shipped out?

58:38🔗 Adam It'd be nice.

58:39🔗 Drew By the way, I'm putting him in the military too. Was that the right move?

58:42🔗 Only for, well, no, he was in the military, he's not in it anymore.

58:46🔗 Drew Oh, how come?

58:48🔗 Administrative stuff.

58:52🔗 Drew Oh, this is all, now it's really starting to come to focus.

58:54🔗 Adam Now I'm going to ask you to fill your vagina with cement. Before I wanted you to get on birth control, now I want to actually entomb your vulva.

59:05🔗 Drew Is this brick okay? Can you brick it up? We have to fill it with cement.

59:08🔗 Adam I like to fill it with cement, and I like that there's a number four rebar in there, too, because we're in Earthquake country. You know what I mean? We're at the given way. Yeah, yeah. We're having cervix fall out.

59:19🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. Well, who cares? If cervix fall out, that'd be a good thing.

59:21🔗 Adam Well, you may be right. It's the kids that she's not going to...

59:24🔗 Drew Okay, so Sophia, he was in the military, which by the way, I just, I felt this coming through.

59:28🔗 Adam And he's thrown out for disciplinary problems?

59:31🔗 Yeah.

59:33🔗 Adam And he's cheating. What the?

59:35🔗 Drew What the F? So Sophia's the bad guy.

59:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:39🔗 Drew But then you wouldn't know that because your father isn't around.

59:41🔗 Adam Right. Sorry, baby. Okay. Listen, Sophia.

59:45🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

59:46🔗 Adam Please, please listen to me.

59:49🔗 Drew Do not get pregnant.

59:50🔗 Adam Do not get pregnant.

59:52🔗 Drew Rebar and cement.

59:53🔗 Adam You are on, you are not on birth control anymore.

59:56🔗 Drew Get back on it.

59:57🔗 Adam Okay. You understand?

59:59🔗 Drew He's not in condition.

1:00:00🔗 Adam It's not funny. This guy was, this guy was thrown out of the military and he's in the bedroom trying to contact the devil right now. You understand? And he cheated on you. Not a year, not a year into the marriage. It's a horrible thing.

1:00:13🔗 Caller Okay?

1:00:14🔗 Adam He's bad.

1:00:15🔗 Drew And blamed the woman he cheated with. Or you participated in that blaming.

1:00:19🔗 Adam Right.

1:00:19🔗 Caller Okay.

1:00:20🔗 Adam Just don't get pregnant because this thing's going to dissolve pretty soon. And when it does, we don't want the baggage of the kids.

1:00:26🔗 Drew We don't want you going somewhere. No, no. I do not want a child going off with him while you go off with the military like your mom did. You understand what you're setting up here? You're setting up your family of origin, all over again.

1:00:40🔗 Adam Said it a thousand times. Please, listen, if you're dumb, just listen to smart people and you will be smart too. That's all you have to do.

1:00:51🔗 Drew If you won't be smart, you'll be happier.

1:00:53🔗 Adam You get all the benefits of being dumb, which can be blissful, and you get to live a successful life because you've listened to smart people. It's the whole thing. Look, here's how it goes, everybody. People have a field of expertise. There's people that are good with investments. I know nothing about investments, the markets, Wall Street, any of that stuff. I go to a guy who knows about it. I give him my money. He makes me money. That's how it works. I don't claim I know how to do it. And it's the same when the car needs fixing. And it's the same when the back needs adjusting. And I'm not going to do my own hernia surgery. I'll have a guy who's an expert do that. Okay, we understand that concept very well, do we not? Do that with your life, too. Take a look at smart people. Are they crapping out a bunch of kids and hooked up with a guy cheating on them and got drummed out of the Marines? No. Pretend as if, as Drew says.

1:01:44🔗 Drew Act as if.

1:01:45🔗 Adam Act as if.

1:01:46🔗 Drew As if you were sane, as if you were smart.

1:01:47🔗 Adam That's right. Julie?

1:01:50🔗 Hey.

1:01:51🔗 Adam 26?

1:01:53🔗 Yeah.

1:01:53🔗 Adam Oh, this guy throw, and you know what it takes to get thrown out of the military.

1:01:56🔗 Drew It's like throwing out of like a fraternity school.

1:01:59🔗 Adam It's like getting out of, you know what you know, it's like, it's like if, if junior colleges had fraternities, it'd be like you being tossed out because your GPA was too low.

1:02:08🔗 Drew Right.

1:02:09🔗 Adam Do you know what that takes?

1:02:10🔗 Drew Takes some doing.

1:02:11🔗 Adam You know what that takes?

1:02:12🔗 Beverly Mitchell Takes some effort.

1:02:12🔗 Drew Takes some doing.

1:02:14🔗 Adam Yeah. You're, you're, you're in a business where your job is to kill people. And you know what? Not cutting it. You're, you're scaring us. You gotta leave.

1:02:23🔗 Drew You're scaring us, right?

1:02:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, here's a gun. We'd like you to shoot people. But you know what? I think you cross the line.

1:02:29🔗 Drew We need violence from you. But look, not that much.

1:02:33🔗 Adam Sorry.

1:02:33🔗 Drew Really? You're out.

1:02:34🔗 Adam Yeah. It's not like you, you know, I understand if the person's running a yoga studio and you made an off, off colored remark and they canned you, but you're in the military. What it takes to get you out of the military. Oh my God. Julie. Hey. What's up?

1:02:50🔗 First of all, Adam, I have to tell you, I was bouncing off the walls last night, listening to you rant over that 19 year old from wherever in California about comparing, you know, how much it's going to cost for Drew's kids to take.

1:03:04🔗 Drew Oh, that was good.

1:03:06🔗 Yes, I was dying. I loved it. If you if you got through to any white trash or just, you know, hey, now you're being condescending. Julie, watch out now, bottom of the barrel. Anything, anyone, you know, kudos to you because that was amazing.

1:03:22🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:03:24🔗 My I mean, I don't have a particularly scandalous, you know, you know, skanky any kind of.

1:03:32🔗 Adam What do you we got to keep moving then?

1:03:34🔗 Drew No, I can't keep moving.

1:03:36🔗 Adam She said she wasn't skanky.

1:03:37🔗 Drew She had nothing skanky to talk about. But maybe she is skanky. You don't know. I talked to Porter, right?

1:03:42🔗 Adam OK, Julie.

1:03:43🔗 Yeah. Hello.

1:03:45🔗 Adam Yeah, go ahead, baby doll.

1:03:46🔗 OK. I realize that it's absolutely normal for most females to not be able to have a vaginal orgasm. I have a very healthy relationship, a sexual relationship with my boyfriend. And I am only able to climax through oral stimulation. I heard about it. First, I heard Howard Stern actually interviewed this woman. And then I read up on it in Hustler. She...

1:04:15🔗 Drew Well, those are great medical sources, by the way, Julia.

1:04:18🔗 Adam She was at the medical library over at Arizona State and got some back issues.

1:04:24🔗 Basically, the thing is...

1:04:25🔗 Adam That's awesome.

1:04:26🔗 Drew Hold on, Julia.

1:04:26🔗 Adam Meet the Hustler, 2003, April. There's a horse taking a leak on a cow. Yeah, there it is.

1:04:34🔗 Drew That's over by the, yes, that's the Archives of Internal Medicine, next to Archives of Psychiatry. There's the Hustler right there.

1:04:39🔗 Adam There it is, there it is, there it is, yep.

1:04:42🔗 All right, basically, it's this shot that...

1:04:44🔗 Adam Spring break edition.

1:04:45🔗 It's a shot, or it's something, what I'm gathering is that it's a shot that women can get that basically engorges their G-spot with blood, or I don't know if it's a hormonal thing, but that makes the G-spot more adept to...

1:05:04🔗 Drew Let me just offer an opinion, just play in the odds, no way, no way, no way, because the Viagra research on women was abandoned because you can cause lots of arousal in that region and lots of engorgement, but you can't change your orgasmic function, you can't change drive in women by doing anything to that area. So Viagra was shown to have little or no effect in most women. And also research has shown recently that the means whereby your orgasm is something that's genetically determined, so you can't move somebody from one category to the next.

1:05:39🔗 Adam That's what I've been saying all these years.

1:05:41🔗 I know it and I've heard you guys talk about this too, but I've talked to my sisters on this subject.

1:05:47🔗 Drew Isn't that weird?

1:05:48🔗 What's that?

1:05:49🔗 Drew Isn't that weird?

1:05:50🔗 No, it's not weird. No, we're very close like that. We both, I mean, like, they can have orgasms from intercourse.

1:05:58🔗 Drew Right, that's them.

1:05:59🔗 Yeah, right, that's them, and I can't, so that's why, that's what made me question the genetic thing about it.

1:06:05🔗 Drew No, each person, right, each person has their own genetic makeup, and that is set, and that's that. It's not as though everyone in the family gets to have multiple orgasms, it's just, you get your genetic makeup, your configuration, and that's yours.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Well, the orgasmens over there.

1:06:21🔗 Drew The orgasmens, yeah.

1:06:23🔗 Adam Could ask an L sketch name, orgasmens. Yeah, yeah, that's it. You have it your way, your sister has it her way. The great minds come together over some potato salad and try to hash things out, work on the gene pool and the DNA, but that's how it goes, and what is it with everyone talking to their family about it? I mean, we talk to people all the time. I talk to my mother about her, Clitoral Megalod, and it's like, ah, what? Yeah, she said her mother, too, had a giant clitoris. She's like, ah, what? What? I don't look my mom in the eye when I talk, I look down at her feet. I'm scared that even eye contact would be too weird. You know what I mean?

1:07:03🔗 Drew Yes.

1:07:04🔗 Adam Give her a hug like someone just tipped an ironing board up against me and I backed it two times on the back, walk out.

1:07:10🔗 Drew The man hugs her.

1:07:11🔗 Adam Go home, take a shower.

1:07:12🔗 Drew She gets her hugs from Mesh. He told me.

1:07:14🔗 Adam Gay assistant man. How's this stuff about talking to your parents about sex? My dad has that syndrome where the urine comes out of two holes.

1:07:24🔗 Beverly Mitchell He has the phimosis.

1:07:25🔗 Adam Phimosis and some stenosis.

1:07:27🔗 Drew Here, son.

1:07:28🔗 Adam Phimosis, stenosis and a little Peyronie's disease. He dresses to the left.

1:07:34🔗 Drew Here's where they cut my foreskin.

1:07:34🔗 Adam He's cut by this heavily scarred. Right.

1:07:36🔗 Drew It looks on him.

1:07:37🔗 Adam I spoke to him about my penis. What's up? I'm really, I swear, I don't make eye contact with my family. I look down when I talk and I just hope it's just, my plan is if I look up, they'll be gone. That's my plan.

1:07:50🔗 Drew You just keep moving. Put your head down and keep moving.

1:07:52🔗 Adam Just keep moving. Yeah, like a big celebrity in a shopping mall. Just, you gotta walk with purpose. You know, put that iPod on. iPod in and keep walking. Walk like you're going somewhere. Know what I mean?

1:08:03🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. And then they run into something.

1:08:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Let's take ourselves a quick break. Beverly Mitchell here tonight, Saw II, out Friday. This Friday, y'all.

1:08:13🔗 Beverly Mitchell This Friday.

1:08:14🔗 Adam 28th and also, of course, uh. Chain Saw.

1:08:22🔗 Drew There's our girls' chain saw.

1:08:23🔗 Adam 7th Heaven, yeah. Harlan Williams. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute, wasn't it coming up?

1:08:28🔗 Drew Yeah, it's coming up, maybe, with yourself.

1:08:32🔗 Adam Take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:08:37🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:08:48🔗 Adam Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-er. Beverly Mitchell. Yup. In studio tonight. Born and raised on the mean streets of Sylmar. Had to find her way out of the valley. Get up to the Sha-na-na school for duet bands. And. Seven, since, did you say 14 or 15?

1:09:16🔗 Beverly Mitchell I started when I was 15.

1:09:17🔗 Adam Seventh heaven. How did that work?

1:09:20🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, I started acting when I was four.

1:09:22🔗 Adam Oh, yeah?

1:09:23🔗 Beverly Mitchell I was starring in Temper Tantrum in the mall. Somebody thought I was cute.

1:09:26🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:09:27🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, 20 years later.

1:09:28🔗 Adam You got discovered?

1:09:28🔗 Beverly Mitchell I did Saw II, yeah.

1:09:30🔗 Adam Wow.

1:09:30🔗 Beverly Mitchell Who discovered you? This manager, actually, Corey Feldman's mom.

1:09:38🔗 Beverly Mitchell Ha ha ha.

1:09:43🔗 Beverly Mitchell I was a cute, precocious little kid.

1:09:47🔗 Adam Really? Just because you were?

1:09:49🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, I was throwing a temper tantrum because my aunt hadn't had kids at that point. I'm very food driven and I only work according to my food schedule. And she wouldn't stop to feed me while we were shopping.

1:09:59🔗 Adam Your aunt wouldn't?

1:10:00🔗 Beverly Mitchell My aunt, no. So I saw what the other kids were doing and decided to take part. And threw myself on the ground and started pounding my fist and crying and screaming. Four.

1:10:10🔗 Adam Four. I started working.

1:10:11🔗 Beverly Mitchell Two would not work. Four.

1:10:14🔗 Adam So, Corey Feldman's mom?

1:10:16🔗 Beverly Mitchell Was in the mall and said, wow, that kid's cute. I don't understand it. It still to this day makes me laugh because I don't think kids throwing a temper tantrum in a mall are adorable, you know.

1:10:26🔗 Adam You had it.

1:10:27🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, apparently I scream. I guess I had to. Maybe that's where I got my scream for Saw II.

1:10:32🔗 Drew Oh, nice.

1:10:32🔗 Beverly Mitchell At the age of four.

1:10:34🔗 Adam And so then what happened at age four?

1:10:37🔗 Beverly Mitchell I got an agent and I started auditioning and I mean, I'm an only child, so I've always been very comfortable with adults, not comfortable with kids my own age. So you put me in a room with adults and I'll just, I'd talk back and they're like, wow, this kid's got personality.

1:10:51🔗 Adam What was your first gig?

1:10:54🔗 Beverly Mitchell My first gig was an AT&T commercial, but my first big one was an Oscar Mayer commercial.

1:10:58🔗 Adam Which one?

1:10:59🔗 Beverly Mitchell I did not sing the song. I complained to the Bakery Man, but it aired for like six years.

1:11:03🔗 Drew The Bakery Man?

1:11:04🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

1:11:05🔗 Adam And you made money?

1:11:07🔗 Drew No doubt.

1:11:08🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, I paid for my school since I was, since I've been in school.

1:11:12🔗 Adam Your parents, your parents don't make a lot of money?

1:11:14🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, my mom, yeah, no, my parents didn't make a lot of money. My mom always continued to work, but she had to take a lot of time off to take me on auditions and everything.

1:11:22🔗 Adam And so you would just get commercials and parts?

1:11:25🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, I did a lot of commercials and I did Baywatch and Marlboro's Place and a bunch of shows and.

1:11:31🔗 Adam And then you get the seventh habit.

1:11:33🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, I just got I auditioned and, you know, it was it was it was honestly a dream come true. And it was so funny because the very first time we went to network and that's when, you know, they're picking the the final cast. They they brought all of us in the room together. It was David, Jesse, me, Mackenzie and Barry had taken off. And weren't they're just they put you in a room with 20 people and they just stare at you. Yeah, they just they just sit there and they stare at you. And you sit there for five minutes. And finally, I was just like, so how's your day? Because I didn't know what to do. I was so awkward. I was just like, I felt like a zoo animal. But, you know, and then we got the part and 10 years later, here we are.

1:12:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:12🔗 Drew We.

1:12:13🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, or the show.

1:12:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:15🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

1:12:16🔗 Drew But you say we mean that the cast was sitting there at that time.

1:12:18🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. She's generous. Yeah, cause we're all, well, and it's, it's amazing cause they're all my family members now. Like Jesse is my best friend in the world. Sexy's woman of the year, I guess. I think she won the magazine.

1:12:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:32🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. I don't think she's sex. She's a goofball.

1:12:35🔗 Adam She's really tomboy.

1:12:37🔗 Beverly Mitchell Oh, yeah.

1:12:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:39🔗 Beverly Mitchell Are you kidding?

1:12:39🔗 Adam You can get a date to her prom.

1:12:41🔗 Beverly Mitchell She got a date to my prom. I didn't get a date to my prom.

1:12:44🔗 Adam She got a date to your prom?

1:12:46🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. Well, but I had to ask someone to be my date.

1:12:49🔗 Adam How did, well, you're precocious and you intimidate men. That's all.

1:12:54🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

1:12:57🔗 That's what we'll call it.

1:13:00🔗 Beverly Mitchell I was just duckly duckling in the group and no, it was fun.

1:13:03🔗 Adam You're blossomed. Look at you.

1:13:04🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. It took me a while. It's a late bloomer.

1:13:06🔗 Adam Well, look, better, let me tell you something. Everyone wants to be gorgeous in the bell, the ball, in the seventh and eighth grade. That passes very quickly. I've seen them go both directions. I've seen the hot chicks, the super popular chicks, seventh, eighth grade, not doing so well by the time they're a year out of high school. Whatever happened, there was a shift. And I've seen it go the other way. I had a girlfriend that wasn't attractive when I was in the seventh grade and then she got smoking hot. Later on, it was a thorn, it was a burr in my saddle. It drove me nuts that she was all smoking hot now.

1:13:41🔗 Drew Wouldn't talk to you anymore.

1:13:42🔗 Adam She would talk to me just to rub it in a little bit, but it was horrible. And there's this weird like entitlement thing, like, hey, come on, baby, it's the Ace man from the seventh grade. Now I'm hot now. Yeah, it sucked.

1:13:56🔗 Caller Still bitter.

1:13:57🔗 Adam Dave. Yep. Went from Esther to Esty.

1:14:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:04🔗 Adam Yeah, you can. You can hear the hotness just in the voice change right there.

1:14:07🔗 Drew Esty Chilidanka. I dated her. Whose kitchen you burned down.

1:14:10🔗 Adam Yeah, I dated I dated her. She was Esther and then she became Esty and got hot. Nothing to do with me.

1:14:17🔗 Drew Whose dad was the big ball buster?

1:14:20🔗 Adam Dad was as far as I could tell and I would say he was in the like Israeli mafia. This is about the best I could tell. Claimed to be a contractor but I'm going Israeli mafia and when I burnt down their kitchen he was not happy. Dave?

1:14:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:39🔗 Adam What's up?

1:14:40🔗 Caller What's going on? Adam, you're hilarious, bro. I love your love of uplade with Adam. It's great.

1:14:45🔗 Adam Thanks, thanks.

1:14:47🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah.

1:14:47🔗 Drew Uplade with Adam, is that what he said?

1:14:49🔗 Adam It's fine.

1:14:49🔗 Beverly Mitchell The question is for Dr. Drew.

1:14:50🔗 Adam That's how many he said.

1:14:51🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah, Dave.

1:14:52🔗 Caller I got like a burst blood vessel on my penis.

1:14:57🔗 Drew What do you mean?

1:14:58🔗 Caller Well, okay, so going down from the head and then halfway to the shaft and then like going back up, it looks like there was a vein that I never noticed before.

1:15:08🔗 Drew So is there a purple spot on the surface or is it like a tire blab?

1:15:12🔗 Caller It's like a protrusion and the whole vein is like hard now.

1:15:15🔗 Adam It's called a tire blab? The tubes coming out of the side?

1:15:19🔗 Drew Yeah, a little ball coming off the side.

1:15:21🔗 Adam Is that a blab?

1:15:22🔗 Drew What do you call it? I don't know.

1:15:23🔗 Adam I don't know. I'm going to call it a blab.

1:15:25🔗 Drew Yeah, the lung develops something like that.

1:15:27🔗 Adam We call it a blab.

1:15:28🔗 Caller I like it.

1:15:29🔗 Adam Go ahead, Dave.

1:15:30🔗 Beverly Mitchell Anyway, that's about it.

1:15:32🔗 Drew Is it distorting the penis? Is it pulled to one side or the other?

1:15:35🔗 Beverly Mitchell No.

1:15:36🔗 Drew I mean, there's no real problems except So again, try to stay with me. Is it just on the skin or is it in the deeper structure, the thing that gets hard?

1:15:45🔗 Caller No, it's just on the skin.

1:15:46🔗 Drew All right. You might want to get that looked into. It happened spontaneously. You didn't hurt it or anything? Traumatized it?

1:15:52🔗 Adam Slamming a cab door? Happened to me once.

1:15:55🔗 Beverly Mitchell No.

1:15:57🔗 Drew Did the clot form first or did the purple part, the blab?

1:16:01🔗 Caller I think I did it during sex. I was having a hard time penetrating or whatever. It showed up a couple days later. It wasn't the day afterwards. It was more like...

1:16:11🔗 Drew It's probably just a little superficial blood vessel and the little hard spot is probably just a hematoma that's just...

1:16:16🔗 Adam Maybe he got going and taco'd his penis.

1:16:19🔗 Drew No, no. That would be bad times. See, that's a tear in the actual cavernous body and that needs a surgery to repair it.

1:16:26🔗 Adam Is there a way for that to show up with the, what I'm describing, the accordion job? Not a soft taco, everybody. A hard shell. We're old school. But when you taco the penis, is there a way to create that or is that just gonna tear the cavernous body?

1:16:43🔗 Drew I mean, can you do it without tearing things?

1:16:44🔗 Adam Well, could you taco it, do some damage, but not tear that body?

1:16:49🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, you can. But the kind of thing he's got is usually because of something on the surface. Something abrading it, yeah.

1:16:55🔗 Adam Yeah, okay. Let's talk to Danielle. Danielle?

1:17:01🔗 Hi.

1:17:01🔗 Adam 20?

1:17:03🔗 I just want to say that I love your show.

1:17:05🔗 Adam Thanks.

1:17:06🔗 You're welcome. Actually, I have two kind of separate things. One is me being bisexual, and the other one is my attraction to older men since I've been younger.

1:17:16🔗 Drew What did older men do to you when you were younger?

1:17:22🔗 When I was 13, I ended up dating my brother's best friend who was 17 at the time.

1:17:29🔗 Caller Did he have sex?

1:17:32🔗 Later, when I was 15.

1:17:34🔗 Drew 15?

1:17:35🔗 Yeah, right before I turned 16.

1:17:37🔗 Adam Did you date him straight through for that period of time?

1:17:41🔗 No, it started out as the whole, you know, I think your friend's cute. My brother went over to him and I guess he had a crush on me. So we ended up dating for a week, but he never talked to me.

1:17:53🔗 Adam Well, then he had sex two years later.

1:17:57🔗 Then we started dating when I was 15 and it was probably about five months into the relationship. All right.

1:18:02🔗 Adam Okay. So what about the bisexuality part?

1:18:05🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait. First of all, by older guys, how much older are you talking about?

1:18:09🔗 Oh, it started off with, you know, a three and a half year difference with him. And then it's gone to, I've never dated anyone my own age.

1:18:17🔗 Drew How much older?

1:18:18🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let's just do a little reenactment. I like older guys. I date older guys.

1:18:23🔗 Drew How much older?

1:18:25🔗 Adam Well, it started off back in the 50s. He was three, he was three and a half years older than me.

1:18:33🔗 Drew How much older are the guys you date?

1:18:35🔗 Adam I've never dated anyone my age, not my exact age. There are always at least a couple of days or hours older than me. I did date a guy who was born on the same date as I was, but I was born at 5 p.m. and he was born actually three in the afternoon.

1:18:55🔗 Drew So technically, I was about two hours older.

1:18:58🔗 Adam Any other questions I can shed any light on? Keep going, Danielle.

1:19:03🔗 Yeah, the biggest age difference, of course, when I was 19, he was 33.

1:19:11🔗 Drew That's pretty big.

1:19:12🔗 Adam Pretty good.

1:19:13🔗 Drew Does that feel right to you?

1:19:17🔗 It does and it doesn't. I mean, it really doesn't bother me, but like my friends have made certain comments to me.

1:19:23🔗 Adam What about the lesbian part or the bisexual part? Have you been with women?

1:19:28🔗 Yes.

1:19:29🔗 Adam And you could go either way or you prefer men?

1:19:38🔗 I can probably go either way. It's not really...

1:19:42🔗 Adam She's waiting too long with her answers. She doesn't seem angry, but she's a little evasive and there is that three Mississippian between answers, which would suggest some hostility, but yet with some therapy or something.

1:19:53🔗 Drew I immediately got peer on peer thing going on.

1:19:55🔗 Adam Peer on peer. Really? Anyone nail you on a peer every time I true?

1:20:01🔗 Drew Did you experiment when you were a little kid with other girls?

1:20:06🔗 It was probably when I was about 10, I was attracted to women, but I never knew exactly what to call it.

1:20:13🔗 Drew You never fooled around physically when you were younger than that?

1:20:16🔗 No.

1:20:17🔗 Drew Did anybody ever sexually abuse you? Oh, there's the...

1:20:22🔗 Adam Okay, that's a big green light.

1:20:23🔗 Drew Yeah. Okay, what happened?

1:20:25🔗 Uh, a family member when I was like seven had that.

1:20:29🔗 Drew It seems she's not aware of that. That three Mississippi just hits me in the chest. It's like, ugh!

1:20:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Did you get some help for it?

1:20:38🔗 No.

1:20:39🔗 Adam Never spoke to anybody?

1:20:42🔗 I had brought it up. I mean, it's something that I had kind of blocked out of memory for a good set of years.

1:20:48🔗 Adam You've never had any treatment for it?

1:20:52🔗 Not for that, no. I had a psychiatrist back when I was, what, 16?

1:20:59🔗 Adam For what?

1:21:01🔗 I had tried to defend suicide.

1:21:04🔗 Adam How long did the psychiatrist thing go on for you?

1:21:07🔗 Just for a few weeks. And then when my brother had passed away, I think the day of his funeral or the day after was the last day that I saw him.

1:21:14🔗 Drew What'd he die from?

1:21:16🔗 He died from a gunshot.

1:21:20🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

1:21:21🔗 Drew He died from his heart stopping.

1:21:24🔗 Adam Gunshot. All right. Well, now here's the thing with Danielle, which is, we're on our game tonight. Let me say we. I'll say I. I'm on my game. She didn't sound angry in her tone, which is strange because normally you hear it in the tone, but when you're evasive and you take a three Mississippi in between answers and the answers don't shed any light and really have nothing to do with the questions, that means you're angry and it means you got molested. And that's how this show works. Now, I don't know, I have to ring everyone like a bar rag to get it out of them, but it didn't dawn on me because her tone was cool. But then you got that long.

1:22:06🔗 Drew Especially when we asked about molestation, it was a huge, like a crazy beat.

1:22:09🔗 Adam One Mississippi, two Mississippi. It's how you tell everyone to F all. That's really how it works. When you're pissed at someone and they go, how long have you been in the country? And you go, three years. And they go, okay, do you plan on staying? And you're like, let's see if it did. Yes, that's telling you F you. And it's a weird thing.

1:22:32🔗 Beverly Mitchell I'm learning a lot tonight.

1:22:33🔗 Adam Yes, when you get those long answers, long pauses between answers are angry people. Now, think about happy people. They start answering the question before.

1:22:45🔗 Beverly Mitchell They jump on it?

1:22:46🔗 Adam Yeah, you're always like, and when you go to college, what are you going to major? Palsy, they pound on it. Like you didn't even get to the end. You get to the end of your sentence, they hopped right on it. Daniel, that means good in the sack too, by the way.

1:22:59🔗 Drew Oh really?

1:22:59🔗 Adam Oh yeah. Daniel. All right, baby, you're angry and you need some therapy and your brother with the bullet, what the hell happened?

1:23:08🔗 I'm not quite quite sure on that one, actually. It's they marked it as a suicide, but it could have been homicide. So they had to mark it as a suicide so he could ship his body back out here to get him buried.

1:23:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Why do you think they would mark it as a suicide if it was a homicide?

1:23:27🔗 Well, he had an inheritance. We didn't have the same fathers and we have a few moms and that's different dads. And his grandfather had left him a pretty good inheritance.

1:23:38🔗 Adam Right. $1,700 bucks. How much?

1:23:43🔗 I don't personally know the details, but I know it was over $100,000. Could have been about a half a million dollars. I'm not sure.

1:23:50🔗 Adam Right. And what happened?

1:23:52🔗 And he had left his father a dollar, which didn't make him exactly too happy. And he was kind of like, he was in my life for three years, out of my life for three years, just back and forth. And his dad took him back because he wanted the money. And he found out that he couldn't get to his money until he had turned 21. And he died before he was 21 and his dad ended up getting the money.

1:24:17🔗 Drew This isn't making any sense.

1:24:18🔗 Adam So are you saying you think his biological dad shot him and made it look like suicide?

1:24:24🔗 No, actually he was dating his dad's best friend's supposed ex-girlfriend. Right.

1:24:33🔗 Adam Well, that's nothing.

1:24:36🔗 Right.

1:24:36🔗 Adam Exactly.

1:24:38🔗 Well, he got with her gun and a lot of other things.

1:24:40🔗 Adam Oh well, of course. I mean, it's all on page five of the record. You see the autopsy report. We pulled the records. Yeah, I can see it.

1:24:48🔗 Drew And what drugs was he doing?

1:24:50🔗 To my knowledge, actually, when he was alive, I didn't know a lot of this, but I ended up finding out that he had been doing cocaine.

1:24:57🔗 Adam All right. Danielle, Danielle, it's only a two hour show. We understand we don't know about the gun and the chicks you've dating and stuff. We're trying to finish something. You start it.

1:25:12🔗 Drew Here's the deal. He's a drug addict. He's in chaotic relationships. Could have been a drug deal gone bad.

1:25:17🔗 Adam I was straight. I was not there. You understand I wasn't there. You understand I wasn't there.

1:25:22🔗 Drew Drug addict isn't doing a lot of planning about the inheritance and stuff and who's going to get it and what and all that kind of stuff. And by the way, the police wouldn't let, couldn't, can't release the thing until they've closed the deal on a homicide.

1:25:32🔗 Adam It's got to be closed. Danielle, you are a mess, baby. And your family is a mess. And you need to get some counseling.

1:25:42🔗 Drew Yes.

1:25:43🔗 Adam Do you understand?

1:25:45🔗 Beverly Mitchell There's all kinds of counseling.

1:25:46🔗 Adam Did you hear that one? Do you understand? Yeah, so angry, baby. Angry at the world. Have fun being angry at the world. You know who's going to get the S kicked out of them? You.

1:25:57🔗 I don't view myself as honestly being an angry person.

1:26:01🔗 Adam I know. I know you don't know what he does.

1:26:04🔗 I know I'm I'm a completely pleasant person to be around. I don't I'm not violent. I don't scream and yell.

1:26:10🔗 Adam It's a it's a passive, passive, aggressive. It's why it takes you five minutes to answer yes or no questions.

1:26:18🔗 Well, they're just not exactly.

1:26:20🔗 Adam I see you hopped right on that one, didn't you? You got on that one, didn't you? Because I didn't need something from me. I made I made an accusation and you had to fix it. But when I needed a piece of information, you made me wait.

1:26:32🔗 Well, it's not exactly an easy subject when you get into, you know, more.

1:26:36🔗 Adam I understand. I'm this is tough love. You got to get some help.

1:26:40🔗 Drew There's a lot going on.

1:26:41🔗 Adam You've gone through a lot. And now you're all confused sexually.

1:26:44🔗 Drew Sexual abuse. We got addiction. We got multiple parents chaos, intrigue and death.

1:26:50🔗 Adam Don't argue with us. I'm telling you, you're angry. You're effed up. Your family's a mess.

1:26:53🔗 Drew Your identity is confused.

1:26:55🔗 Adam Go get some help. You're 20. There's nothing wrong with you. You need to fix this.

1:26:58🔗 Drew You need to sort things out a bit.

1:27:00🔗 Adam That's all.

1:27:01🔗 Drew You need to have a relationship with someone.

1:27:03🔗 Me being attracted to older men is just the least.

1:27:06🔗 Caller That's the least you're worried.

1:27:07🔗 Drew But these are all symptoms of very serious internal issues.

1:27:11🔗 Adam Right. Please everybody, what happened? Does no one know anything about this?

1:27:16🔗 Drew No, it's weird.

1:27:17🔗 Adam How come, you know, we launch these campaigns against senior abuse and we launch these campaigns about buckling up and all these campaigns about water conservation and all this recycling BS, all this sort of neither here nor there BS that no one gives a rat's anus about. Stop senior abuse, click the thing in, Woodsy Owl's telling you to do something, Smokey Bear's got another plan, McGruff's got another thing about leaving your laptop at the airport.

1:27:47🔗 Caller Nothing?

1:27:48🔗 Adam We don't want to talk about anything important in this country?

1:27:50🔗 Drew Mental health is completely unraveling.

1:27:52🔗 Adam We're disintegrating and we're having to take care of all these people. We're worried about laptops.

1:27:57🔗 Caller Denmark can worry about laptops.

1:27:59🔗 Adam We got bigger fish to fry over here.

1:28:01🔗 Beverly Mitchell Everybody thinks it's so negative when you go to talk to someone. I thought it was great.

1:28:05🔗 Drew It's a good thing.

1:28:06🔗 Adam Yes.

1:28:06🔗 Beverly Mitchell I've never felt better. And you pay someone just to listen to you for like a full hour and you can just run off.

1:28:12🔗 Adam It's awesome. I know.

1:28:13🔗 Beverly Mitchell I thought it was great.

1:28:15🔗 Adam You see, you don't even need it like this.

1:28:18🔗 Beverly Mitchell No. I just had issues about people calling me.

1:28:22🔗 Adam Right.

1:28:22🔗 Beverly Mitchell Do I feel better now?

1:28:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:24🔗 Beverly Mitchell I realize my issue.

1:28:25🔗 Adam Yeah. You're over it. Drew's over his. I'm over mine.

1:28:29🔗 Beverly Mitchell Yeah. I think it's great. Everybody needs to talk to someone. Everybody's got some issue.

1:28:33🔗 Drew When you have this kind of disrupted chaotic family, you've got people dying and addicted and you've got sexual abuse. I mean, it's everything.

1:28:40🔗 Adam Right.

1:28:41🔗 Drew And to say, well, I've just dealt with it. I'm a happy person. Impossible.

1:28:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:44🔗 Drew It affects how your brain works and that's got to be worked on.

1:28:47🔗 Adam Meanwhile, we got to hold it all in.

1:28:49🔗 Drew It's just, the brain doesn't work.

1:28:51🔗 Adam We got to focus on seatbelts, nothing but seat, nonstop seatbelt and secondhand smoke conversation for the last goddamn 10 years in this country. Nothing but secondhand smoke and seatbelt.

1:29:01🔗 Drew By the way, secondhand smoke thing kind of, kind of, yeah, kind of went away.

1:29:04🔗 Adam Where'd it go? Toxic mold and secondhand smoke. Well, Drew, you know, What was dead? Six years ago, there was 55,000 Americans dying every year of secondhand smoke. What'd they do? We cleared up the problem.

1:29:17🔗 Drew They all died. They all died and they're gone. We got rid of the smoke in the restaurants and everyone, all the people died.

1:29:21🔗 Adam Now there's a lot.

1:29:21🔗 Drew And you know, lots of people die.

1:29:23🔗 Adam Everyone died.

1:29:24🔗 Drew Everyone knows that someone died of secondhand smoke, right?

1:29:26🔗 Adam Close your eyes and picture all the family members, the friends, the schoolmates. Everyone has died of secondhand smoke. Everyone knows someone. Everyone's been touched.

1:29:33🔗 Drew Oh no, wait a minute.

1:29:34🔗 Adam Or maybe it's nobody, you liars. That's all he does, a lie. What's the big distraction? What do we have to distract? Someone should sue these people. All right, let's take a break. I'm going to blow a cigarette. Take our Andrew and take a quick break. Be right back after this. Dude, you got issues. 1-800-LOVE-191. Yeah, buddy, it's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Beverly Mitchell, in tonight from Saw II. Coming out this Friday, y'all, of course, Seventh Heaven, 10th Fantastic Season, W-W-W-W-W-B. Yeah, Cindy.

1:30:27🔗 Yeah.

1:30:28🔗 Adam 22?

1:30:30🔗 What?

1:30:31🔗 Adam 22 years of age?

1:30:32🔗 Yes, I am.

1:30:33🔗 Adam What's up?

1:30:34🔗 Basically, I have general herpes. And I'm her...

1:30:38🔗 Adam I'm seeing that commercial. You're very light skinned black and being a commercial with an iron behind you.

1:30:42🔗 Drew Can we talk to the guy who's folding the underwear behind you?

1:30:46🔗 Adam Folding the underwear behind him? Yeah, you have general herpes and...

1:30:51🔗 And I'm having a really hard time dating.

1:30:55🔗 Drew Why?

1:30:55🔗 Well, I've tried all those herpes dating sites and I've had some really, really horrible first dates.

1:31:01🔗 Drew Yeah, why don't you just date normal guys and, of course, it sounds like you're being very responsible and telling people and see what happens.

1:31:08🔗 Yeah, I just tried that. And what happened? Well, I dated him for about a month and nothing happened. And then when I told him, he totally freaked out and said I should have told him like on my first date and I hadn't even kissed the guy yet.

1:31:23🔗 Drew But he's an asshole. You know what? That's asshole territory. This is almost a good thing. You can't say that.

1:31:29🔗 Adam I know. Jesse can't say that.

1:31:31🔗 Drew He's an a-hole. He's an a-hole and this is almost helping you sort out the a-holes from guys that actually give a damn about you.

1:31:38🔗 Adam I dated a chick I had warts once.

1:31:40🔗 Drew And I guarantee you've done it more than once.

1:31:42🔗 Adam She told me after we got it on, she was a model. I was so thankful she had sex with me. I was like, all right.

1:31:48🔗 Drew I'll deal with it.

1:31:49🔗 Caller I'll deal with it.

1:31:50🔗 Well, I also have a question too though. I mean, because I've read all the reports saying that it's possible even with a condom.

1:31:57🔗 Drew It is. Yeah, it's possible. If you don't have an outbreak or if you take the Valtrax to suppress viral shedding, you can really reduce the risk.

1:32:08🔗 Adam There she goes again.

1:32:11🔗 I take all the medications.

1:32:14🔗 Adam There's some song going in the background too.

1:32:16🔗 Drew What's that?

1:32:17🔗 Every time I stress out at all, I will break out and so it's no fun. All right.

1:32:23🔗 Adam Well, hopefully. And how long have you had it?

1:32:25🔗 Eight months. My ex-boyfriend gave it to me.

1:32:27🔗 Drew All right. It's going to become much less frequent as time goes along.

1:32:30🔗 Adam Yes. Cindy, you're not a leper.

1:32:34🔗 Drew You're fine.

1:32:36🔗 Adam It'll go away. It's the first year, whatever. It's tough. It'll lessen. They have good medications now. You'll find the right guy. Don't stress out. Don't freak out. There's nothing wrong with you. You got a bad guy.

1:32:47🔗 Drew Yeah, that guy was an idiot.

1:32:48🔗 Adam That guy's an a-hole. You sound fine. I would like to go on one of those herpes websites and just start dating myself as the guy without herpes.

1:32:57🔗 Drew Right. You'd be a hot commodity.

1:32:58🔗 Adam Hey, babies, I got a hymen. Who wants to pop it? You know what I mean? Come on. I'll put a condom on.

1:33:05🔗 Drew Finally, Bruce out Beverly.

1:33:06🔗 Adam I'm not scared of you.

1:33:07🔗 Drew She's done.

1:33:08🔗 Adam I got a lesion hymen. I need it popped. Come on. Virgin right here. Who wants some? I'll put a condom on. Hey, I'll go animal skin. That's how bold I am.

1:33:17🔗 Beverly Mitchell Wow. Bring it on.

1:33:18🔗 Adam Bring it on.

1:33:19🔗 Drew Bring on the risk.

1:33:19🔗 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just oral, baby. Whoa, whoa. You missed my email.

1:33:24🔗 Drew You got the mid-flavor condom.

1:33:24🔗 Adam You didn't get my postings. All right, we'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Yeah, that's it. Beverly Mitchell, everybody. Saw II, y'all.

1:34:06🔗 Beverly Mitchell Well, thank you for having me.

1:34:07🔗 Adam This is fun. Thanks for coming. She learned a lot.

1:34:09🔗 Beverly Mitchell I did, I learned a lot. I have to make sure I watch those pauses.

1:34:13🔗 Adam Friday, October 28th. You don't have to worry about it. No, you got other things, but we don't have time. So until next time, I'm Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo.

1:34:25🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:34:29🔗 Beverly Mitchell The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station.

1:34:37🔗 Adam The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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