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Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.
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Voiceover
Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew. Board Certified Physician. Dizh, bizh, bop, buzz. I was over at CNN today, Drew.
1:34🔗
Adam
And they said, I was just, you do CNN a lot, but I wasn't aware of that. And I was sitting there alone in that room, that satellite room. You know, you just sit there and the signs, they get you there 20 minutes early, and you just sort of start getting hot staring into this light for a long time. And there's a lone tech guy who stands behind the camera.
2:00🔗
Adam
I was this guy too, you know, when the guy goes, you go, how old are you? And he goes, 20, 32. I was like, really? Haven't got a, 24 months. Haven't got accustomed to being in your 30s yet. Little thinking, high school. Oh yeah, 40. So, I don't remember, but I just said, I was just sitting there, we had a little time to talk. So I said, you met, probably met a lot of people coming through here. And he said, oh yeah. And I said, well, who's the, who's your most memorable one? I mean, who, who's the best one? Who's the biggest name? And he's like, biggest a-hole Dr. Phil. And I was like, yeah, that's awesome. That is awesome. And, and, and then I said, best guy, Dr. Drew. Drew's probably the best guy. I said, he's going to be delighted to hear that.
2:58🔗
Adam
It's really how I'm trying to think of the best gauge for knowing some, the cut of a man's GIO.
3:10🔗
Adam
Well, it's one of, yes, they know, but it's one of those things where if you ask the parking valet if Larry King was a good guy, he'd be like, oh, he's a great tipper.
3:21🔗
Adam
Might not necessarily be a good guy, you know? Once in a while, there's those guys, maybe it's Sinatra, maybe it's Larry King, maybe it's whoever, who are great tippers, they're great. Here's the interesting thing, Drew.
3:36🔗
Adam
There are the guys that are below the below-the-line guys. These are the parking valets, these are the dormant, these are the room service guys, and these guys will make up somehow for being a-holes by flipping these guys 100 bucks.
3:50🔗
Adam
Then they're like, this guy's got three kids, he lives in an apartment, he makes 400 bucks a week, I just flipped them 100 bucks.
3:57🔗
Adam
But there's a guy who's two steps up from that guy, who's getting his ass kicked by this guy.
4:04🔗
Right.
4:10🔗
Yeah.
4:11🔗
Adam
If you think about it, when I think about the Oprahs or the Martha Stewart's, or the Dr. Phil's or the whoever of the worlds, I think they're good to the executives, the good way up on the food chain, and they probably are pretty good to the way down, just to try to, the black guys picking up the garbage. Hey, my man. Yeah.
4:38🔗
Drew
And the guy goes, wow, you know, next time, he'll remember you next time. It's about the money and stuff.
4:46🔗
Adam
Sometimes the tech guys, it's sort of professional, but they're making under 100 grand a year, and you can yell at them and sleep at night because they're not poverty stricken and all that stuff.
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Yeah, we do.
5:09🔗
And I know, too.
5:12🔗
Adam
I think you're close to the bottom, Anderson, but the point is, is the middle gets their ass kicked a little bit. It's like taxes.
5:21🔗
Adam
The rich guys, well, they pay a lot of taxes, but enough skin off their teeth, and then poor guys, they don't pay any taxes. The middle, it stings. The middle, it gets your ass kicked in the middle a little bit. Gotta be up or down.
5:39🔗
Adam
You either gotta swim under it, or you gotta get over it, but you try to sort of plow through it, it just pummels you back onto the beach. That's what the middle does, pummeled.
5:48🔗
Drew
You know, I was thinking, I'm going to take my kids to Magic Mountain tomorrow for the big Fright Night thing and stuff, for the birthday and stuff, and I have to prepare like a day ahead to do those roller coasters. I have to like psych up for it. It's not like the old days where you can be like, fancy! No, no, seriously.
6:04🔗
Drew
I think, is it the aging brain or body or something, but I'm really kind of like psyching up for it and wondering if I'm gonna make it or something.
6:12🔗
Adam
Well, you really think about what used to pass for a thrill back in the day. When I was a kid, and thankfully I've only went to these places once or twice, my parents-
6:31🔗
Adam
Yeah, but my parents were very, very magnanimous and very generous in the sense that they didn't want to raise dopamine levels in my head by taking me to any exciting places or amusement parks or doing anything. Well, once you raise those dopamine levels, you burn out the pleasure centers. You see what I'm saying, Drew?
6:53🔗
Adam
Right, so I stayed home and watched Hobo Kelly and Ben Hunter, because they didn't want to burn out the pleasure centers in the brain by actually getting me a Schwinn or taking me to goddamn Magic Mountain.
7:09🔗
Adam
I thought Disneyland was in Idaho, and yes, POP I had heard of, Pacific Ocean Park, because-
7:17🔗
Drew
Now the Santa Monica Pier, but it was POP back in the day, and then they invented things like Magic Mountain, which just overtook everything.
7:23🔗
Adam
Right. Disneyland was just a crazy place that was light years away, that on very special occasion, dying kids could go to if they died-
7:36🔗
Adam
On or near their birthday, or Christmas. If you die in the middle of the year away from your birthday, you ain't going. You ain't going. That's how I feel. Once in a while, I'd latch on with someone else's family or something, get dragged to something.
7:53🔗
Adam
But the point is, is once you did get to Disneyland, and I'd say I went three times, and not twice in my entire childhood, I would say, zero to 30, probably went twice. Wow. Well, it was a full 50 minutes from where we lived, Drew. But you got to understand, the Corolla is, my mom had a VW Squareback that would overheat when she got halfway down the driveway, like catch on fire from up the street.
8:28🔗
Adam
So you would get into some hollowed out fiberglass log. You would sort of slosh around a flume going two knots. And at the very end, there'd be a 15 foot drop off. You'd get a little water splash on you. And that was a rush. Or you'd go to the Autotopia and get these go-karts with steering wheels that weren't hooked up to anything. They were just hooked up to machine screws. The wheel would just keep spinning and spinning and spinning. By the way, that's how you know how different childhood was for us than your kids. We were more than happy to go to the park, get into some sort of a sheet metal pirate ship with a wheel that just perpetually turned, not hooked to anything, just hooked to a pivot point. That was a good time. You knew it wasn't doing anything because two cement posts holding this thing into the ground.
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Hey, I'm steering. You could stay there for four hours.
9:29🔗
Adam
You can pretend you're steering this thing of bent steel that's cemented to the ground. You can pretend you're steering it like a pirate ship.
9:39🔗
Drew
There's another thing too. These frightenings, people they hire to dress up like the ghouls and stuff, scare the crap out of people. I mean, these guys are into it and sort of unnaturally, they're sort of unnaturally into it.
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I was at Knott's Berry Farm last week, it's not, it's not, it's not scary farm. Yeah, and they're going around. I was watching this one guy and he's going up and scaring like small children and stuff.
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Drew
Yeah, well the, all I can tell you is the guys at Magic Mountain are like, like criminals or something. They like, they like really, they really get off and scare them.
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I think that they have erections while they're doing it.
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And I went up to this one guy behind him and I scared the hell out of him and he freaked out on my ass. He tried to get me kicked out, it was awesome.
10:29🔗
Half the people there are on acid.
10:44🔗
Adam
Yeah, that sort of thing. My mom handed out walnuts and black raisins for Halloween. Well, in the shell, walnuts.
11:01🔗
Adam
They made nice projectiles when they came back at the house, when people get down the street, because my mom would just take a handful of the walnuts and the sun-made raisins. And the kids would hold the bucket out. Mom would just dip it in here, and the kids would make it down the street, checking out the contents. And then it was angry, firing whole walnuts back. She wasn't going to give these kids, promote hyperactivity by giving the kids chocolate.
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It was Abba Zabba that forced them to throw the wholesome snacks back at the Corolla house.
11:47🔗
Adam
Yeah. Disneyland. Get in the flume. There you go. Rocking that thing around. That was the thing.
11:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, but you go to the Pirates of the Caribbean and that initial drop down the thing, which was probably 18 feet, was huge, huge.
12:05🔗
Drew
Now, I'm trying to psych up to going on something called the Goliath that's like 18 stories or something crazy.
12:17🔗
Adam
When they're older, they're gonna start every morning with a huge ball of heroin. Just a big spooning it in. I mean, Drew, we don't really know, like, I always worry about this. Like, I think kids need a certain amount of downtime.
12:33🔗
Drew
Absolutely. We don't know what MTV is going to do to kids or what pornography is going to do to them.
12:39🔗
Drew
Just for the sake of argument, imagine you had a pod of primates. You stick them on some crazy riot and then show them a bunch of arousing videos. It could be a behavior change.
12:56🔗
Adam
Yes, and they're using the iPod to look at photos now. I mean, there's not a second of downtime.
13:05🔗
Adam
But Drew, how is it? What about in your life? You know what I mean? Well, now you got the phone with the pager and the calculator and the blackberry and the blueberry, and now you're online all the time. It's just more, isn't it? Just more, isn't it? Just speeding up the treadmill a little.
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Drew
Well, I kind of ungratify bad stuff. So there's something already wrong with me, but if I'm working out, I have to listen to lectures, tapes. I have to be doing something while I'm working out. So I can't do one thing.
13:39🔗
Adam
Well, the point is, is you've been indoctrinated into the technology just as well as the kids.
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Yes.
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Yes.
14:01🔗
I had a miscarriage two months ago and I haven't had my period since then. And tonight I was nauseous, so I took a pregnancy test and it came out positive. I'm wondering if it's a positive or if I'm really pregnant.
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Drew
Well, you could be pregnant and you also could have something called retained products of conception, meaning that they kind of left some stuff behind.
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Adam
Worst ride at Magic Mountain, by the way. The worst. I was only up for three months, but a horribly conceived ride, I would argue. Ain't appropriate.
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I had an ultrasound three weeks after the pregnancy, after I miscarried, and it came back fine.
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There was nothing left.
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Drew
Well, then maybe you're pregnant again. I don't understand what you're asking me. Those are the two possibilities.
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Okay, I guess I'm pregnant.
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All right.
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I did not.
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He said I didn't need one because I'm more inclined to think this is still more-
15:03🔗
Well, my health levels went back to zero, he said. My HGC count.
15:13🔗
Drew
She said retain products, but she said that now her HCG went to zero and now it's back up again.
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Yes, I am.
15:22🔗
He is in lighting, first stage lighting.
15:28🔗
Adam
Oh, come on, buddy. Let's talk to Rachel. Let me say this, Drew. I don't know if I was talking about this, or was I telling you that I was over at Laguna Seca Raceway and that I was gonna be doing the grand marshalling of this American Lamans race and all that stuff? I've been, I've done two things in about the last three or four weeks. And I realize, remember when I was gonna do the coin toss at the UCLA game?
15:57🔗
Adam
And everyone seemed to know what I was doing except for the eight people that were standing around me in the center of the field when it came time to toss the coin.
16:07🔗
Adam
No one knew what to do. I've realized they were gonna do the thing where I was going down to Laguna Seca, I was on the racetrack and I was gonna do the gentlemen start your engines thing. But there's never any communication between anybody, this guy and that guy and this guy and that guy and I'm just standing out on the track for 45 minutes and nothing's going on. And then the next minute, I know I get I get hurried over to the guy with the microphone and he just does that, hey, it's Adam Corolla and he's gonna say these famous words. He shoves the mic in my face like I could have dropped the end bob or anything and start your engine. I could have said something horrible like I never discussed it with him. I never discussed it. You know, the other guy never said, look, he's going to put the mic in here. I didn't get into the part where is it gentleman or is it driver? Is there women racing in this series? It was just boom, boom. And I realized nobody knows what they're doing.
17:11🔗
Adam
Thank you. But it was a thrill not tossing that coin and not talking to the crowd. But it's going to take a race. Kristen, I get 20.
17:21🔗
Yes, I have a question.
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Who?
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Oh, it's been a while.
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Drew
I do CNN probably at least once a week for a while. I thought I was doing even more than that. And there's a difference amongst the different shows.
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Yeah.
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Drew
For the most part, news is particularly entertainment news. It's, so Adam, what's going on? That's about whatever you have to say, set up and say it.
18:04🔗
Adam
They did this one. The story leading into my segment was celebrities that are still making money even though they're dead. It's good to be dead. Elvis makes $45 million a year, and John Lennon makes $18 million a year, and Andy Warhol makes $30 million a year. And you'd be amazed at how much these celebrities who have passed, how much their state makes. And then the thing that's funny is there's a guy who's an agent for these dead celebrities, which has to be a great gig, because you don't have to take anyone out to lunch or anything.
18:44🔗
Adam
Yeah, Lennon didn't want the publicist even dead. He knew. He knew they were evil. The point is these guys are making millions and millions. So they give the top list. I don't know if it was, you know, I know Elvis is at the top and then it's John Lennon and I don't know Marlon Brando or something. It just keeps going down and they finished that off. And so there was a laugh. It pays to be dead. All right, let's go to Adam Corolla. And I was like, you know, who's the last? So this ditzy blonde gets on the thing and I go, you know, his last on that list, Ray Combs. And she's like, oh. This guy used to host Family Feud. He killed himself. It's like, oh, OK.
19:34🔗
Drew
By the way, he used to come up on this show, just he'd show up. He was one of the nicest guys he ever met.
19:55🔗
Adam
You didn't feel intruded upon or anything. Even a little Tom Arnold may be in that sort of, that sort of energy.
20:02🔗
Adam
Sad case. A guy killed himself, obviously depressed. I'm just making a joke of celebrities that, dead celebrities that weren't earning as much as, you know, Elvis. I'm just guessing he'd be torn, you know, lower down.
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That's all.
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Yes.
20:21🔗
Yes. What's up? I've got a question for Dr. Drew, basically. A while back, my boyfriend noticed some spots on his penis and we went to the doctor and they told him there was this molluscum contagiosum.
20:35🔗
It was on his penis.
20:40🔗
Yeah, that's what they told him. It was a lot. And I guess like one of them actually even got infected and stuff.
20:49🔗
We told him it was a pox.
21:00🔗
Yeah, well basically my question is, what can it do to me?
21:05🔗
Drew
It can cause a skin thing just like what he had. It doesn't do anything in the vagina, it does something in the pubic area. It causes these little like zit-like things. It looks like little zits that, you talked about the melon balling, that sort of shells out, they shell out the insides.
21:33🔗
Drew
But I wonder what they did treat him with since it was on the penis though. What did they treat him with?
21:37🔗
They froze him.
21:40🔗
Yeah, they froze him off. And basically, it was, it's, he's got some like on like where the pubic area is, but then there's like a bunch of them on the shaft. And then my question was basically, cause he asked the doctor, you know, well, what can I do to my girlfriend? You know, cause they told him, it was just kind of an irritating, disannoying kind of little.
21:57🔗
But he was like, well, what can it do to her? And I don't know. It wasn't the doctor, it was the guy that was freezing him off. And he was just like, I have no clue. And then we weren't able to get ahold of another doctor.
22:32🔗
Adam
Going down the hill this morning and the cops rammed themselves a little, take a ride and party. Actually, we're pulling over. Always disturbs me, by the way, to see more than one person pulled over.
22:48🔗
Adam
To me, I don't I don't mind, you know, I don't mind going after, you know, big game fish, but the gill netting part, you know, I don't like that gill netting. It's just it takes a little challenge out of it.
22:59🔗
Adam
Throwing dynamite in the water and then just pulling fish up in a huge gill net. You know, I don't like I like this single pole. Yeah, action.
23:07🔗
Adam
But the cops were pulling everyone over. But as as they usually do, they wait at the bottom or in the middle of a steepish hill.
23:22🔗
Drew
How many accidents on that hill, by the way, if you live there, lived there, what, eight years? No, nothing. And one accident, one problem.
23:36🔗
Adam
Yeah. They go right in the middle of the long, wide, smooth straightaway. And here's the here's the deal. When you're driving a car that was built in 2005, 35 miles an hour down a silky smooth piece of asphalt that's at a 10 degree grade, doesn't feel like you're moving.
23:58🔗
Adam
I don't care if you're driving the cheapest Honda or Toyota or Daihatsu, at 35 miles an hour, it just doesn't feel like you're moving. So you take your foot off the brake. Next thing you know, you're going 43. And the next thing you know, they've pulled a batch of you over to write a chicken-ass ticket, I just don't really get. There's something about waiting on the slope side of the hill. There should be a thing that you should only be able to give tickets out when the grade is flat. And then you should just go ahead. You should just go ahead and pro-rate. Like it should be like, okay, it was a 10 degree slope.
24:42🔗
Adam
Here's what I would like to see. Every goddamn time I go up the 405, everyone's going 43 miles an hour because it's an uphill grade.
24:51🔗
Adam
Right. But they're on the other side of the grade waiting for people to go 67, the same guy who just won't move his foot.
24:57🔗
Drew
But why don't we give the tickets to the guys going 40? If they're so unaware, they're so out of it that they can't tell when they're speeding.
25:06🔗
Everyone's gotta slow down.
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25:43🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-er. Esty.
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Adam
No, I dated her. She was Esther. Then she became Esty in the ninth grade. It got real popular. She wanted to do with me. Esty?
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Yes. Twenty-seven.
26:20🔗
I just had a call to say hi to you because you mentioned my name last night.
26:26🔗
I've never knew any other Esty in my life.
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I started as Esty. Oh.
26:39🔗
Yes, I am.
26:43🔗
Yes, it does. E-S-T-E-E. Named after Esty Lauder.
26:55🔗
Yeah, but everyone calls me Esty even my mom.
27:05🔗
I just had a question. I wanted to get your guys' opinion. I've been married for about almost 12 years now, 11. And so if you do the math, I was really young.
27:56🔗
Caller
Yeah. Once in a while. It didn't happen. It doesn't happen like all the time. But you did cheat once. And it was like this. We're so young, but for some reason we stay together, right?
28:11🔗
Caller
He, I wanted to know just basically, he while we were together, like after I had our second child, he started using drugs and he's had a problem with this for, let's say about eight years now, on and off. And he finally got himself in trouble for it and is incarcerated at this time. And I just want to know, do you think I'm just really big sucker for being with him still?
28:51🔗
Drew
Yeah, Esti, here's the deal. Go, I make these recommendations not casually. These are actually an order. Go to Al-Anon, get a sponsor and sort your feelings out about this or get a therapist. This is not, by the Al-Anon, it's not like, oh, go get some support and maybe you'll feel better. No, no, you've had a very serious decision here. You've got, you have kids, I assume.
29:16🔗
Drew
Yeah, you have kids. You have somebody you've loved for a long time who's in trouble with a bad disease.
29:23🔗
Drew
That's right, and in reality, you're going to Al-Anon actually working a program may get him into treatment as well. That has actually, in my experience, the highest probability of getting an identified addict into the program.
30:00🔗
Adam
I like the fact that Esti puts a nice spin on this thing, where he'd been doing drugs for about eight years and finally caught up to him, and now he's in jail. What's he in for? Violation, probation, probation, violation. Finally caught up. Here's the thing. When you're in for the violation of the probation, that's not it finally catching up to you. It catching up to you is whatever you did to get you on probation in the first point.
30:42🔗
Caller
You know, they give them now all these like chances, you know, with rehabs and different programs, you know, before they...
30:52🔗
Caller
He was on probation because he was arrested for possession. And then what they do, like the first time you get arrested for something like that is like they send you to like rehabilitation classes like, I think it's called like Prop 36 or something.
31:18🔗
He is a tow truck driver.
31:29🔗
Drew
Yeah, go to Alan. Let me. I know you're I can tell the way you responded to you have no intentions. You know, whatever. There's no.
31:35🔗
Adam
Who cares? Just leave us alone. Let me tell you, cosmically, where tow truck driver lands just on the Cosmic Wheel in the sky. Roofer Roofer sandwich between Roofer and Publicist on the Cosmic S Wheel in the sky. Tow truck drivers and tow truck companies are the amongst the in impound yards and all that stuff are amongst the worst, most unscrupulous, dicey, horrible people on the planet. They're horrible people. The whole the whole impound tow yard thing is just we got your car and you want it back, there's a nice glory hole in this piece of plywood underneath this glass. I'm staying up here, I'm just going to poke my dork through it and you start blowing. That's how it works. I mean, you get your car towed. I told you, you get your car towed on a Thursday night, you go on Friday morning, that's two days impound.
32:34🔗
Adam
Two days. And then whenever you start arguing, it's like, what are you arguing for? The car's back there. You're not getting to it. There's a fence, it's got barbed wire on it, you're not getting to it until you pass. It's interesting. Oftentimes, I've had stuff toed. I had my license plate ripped off my motorcycle once and they just toed my motorcycle.
33:00🔗
Adam
They're supposed to check the numbers on it, whatever, but it doesn't matter. Once it gets toed, that's it. The guy at the tow yard doesn't care. He's, you got to pay me. You can get it back and go take it up to the court. It's the biggest scam in the world. These guys stand around. I like when it rains really hard and they hang out in the intersections that are flooded and yank people out, but charge them 50 bucks a pop or whatever.
33:23🔗
Adam
Oh yeah, you never see that. What's wrong? Intersectional get flooded and someone will get stuck in there. Tote truck drivers are the worst amongst. I always forget to include them in my list of just horrible people. And the guys who drive the trucks, these are just your common criminals. Essentially, they're not as bad. The impound yard guys who work with the sweeps, with the cops are just amongst the lowest. They are a rattlesnake's belly in a wagon train groove. Do you understand? But lower than that.
33:56🔗
Adam
A wagon train cuts a groove in the muddy soil. And they are a snake's belly that is in that groove. The wheel groove. The wheel groove.
34:06🔗
Drew
I live in the satisfaction of knowing that you drove your car off of one of these trucks one time.
34:11🔗
Adam
I got to tell you, I went this on my headstone. I drove my car off a tow truck. And I am telling you is God is my witness, kiddies, it was not in sort of half-tow position or six inches off the ground, or it wasn't when the guy was lowering it down or raising it up. It was in full-tow position when I drove off of that tow truck. It was the kind, it was the kind I think that had the-
34:44🔗
Adam
It was the arms, the two prongs that went under and then lifted up to about three feet off the ground, and then it was lashed. The rear tires were lashed down to those two arms, those two prongs.
34:59🔗
Adam
I argued with this sea sucker. I hope you're listening right now. Drive right into the ocean, you puss. I argued with this sea sucker for a half an hour. I was trying to bribe, you know, I just, look, lower the car, I'm standing here, I'll give you 80 bucks and we'll go home. No, no, no, this is crazy nationality. Pissed off, angry, horrible foreign guy, his girlfriend in the cab, was just going at it with me. I don't know, I still to this day, I'm not exactly sure what he wanted. I think he probably was a nice car, was a BMW M3, that at least. He probably thought he was going to get 300 bucks instead of the 100, you know. I, you know, because I was saying to the guy, look, instead of following you in someone else's car to the impound yard, following my own car, although it would be interesting to see what my car looked like driving backwards at a 45-degree angle.
36:00🔗
Adam
I was parked in the wrong spot, like a 7-Eleven. I didn't park in a slot. I parked under a post or something. But anyway, this guy, I said, look, look, instead of paying that $120 and whatever, I'll just give you $90, $100 right now. We'll just lower it and we'll leave. And he wouldn't do it, but it seemed like he wanted it. It was unclear. He wasn't a scrupulous guy. He wanted something. Maybe he just wanted $300. So these guys are so dirt dumb, too. He's like, I have to tow it back because I can't just come out on a call and return with nothing. And then I said this, you ever get called out on a call, go out to pick up a car and the car is gone? Oh yeah, all the time. Oh, okay. This is it. This is that time. Except for this time, you got $80. He said, $80. Come out there. He'd tell you, boss, I came out, the car was gone. I went back, wouldn't do it, wouldn't do it. They start driving away and I just jumped in the car and I put my foot on the brake and he would drag the front part of my car, the front, you know, 70% of your braking's in your front brakes of your car. Just drag me and then he'd get out of the car, start yelling at me and then I'd get out and start yelling at him, then he'd run back to his pickup, his tow truck. I'd jump back in my car, just I would not, I was not gonna let him tow me. And it was, you know, two in the morning, I had a couple of beers, you know, it was Friday night, it was after a man show party. But I wasn't gonna go to get my car impounded. Kept dragging me and at a certain point, Tom Stern, one of my buddies, you know, he's from New York, he's nuts, man show director guy, he just yelled, he unlashed one of the tires, the tires were just the one on his side and just screamed at me, undo it, unlash it, go. And it was like one of these things where I was just standing at the, you know, the door of a paratrooper plane with no parachute and a drill sergeant just yelled jump and I just dove. Like, huh, what? Boom, he just started screaming, go, I unlashed it, he unlashed it, the guy was like in the tow truck on the squawker arguing with his girlfriend or something and I just popped it in the first, started up and just, kaboom, just drove right off this thing, I dropped three feet and heard some bad noises on the way down, landed, everybody scattered, all the band show people out there and everyone started running and I just hauled ass and peeled out.
38:20🔗
Adam
Yeah. F them. Hey, everyone should try. A nice little dent under the car, just pulled out the spare, put my boot in there, push it down. No trouble. I was waiting for a few days for cops to show up at my house though.
38:34🔗
Adam
Well, I figured that kind of thing might be at least a misdemeanor. If you're in full-toe position, jump in your car and drive off it. They gotta have some kind of law. Probably law, right?
38:45🔗
Adam
Probably. Okay, anyway. Hey, if you're listening, buddy, kill yourself. Literally a millionaire. Take a quick break.
39:02🔗
Love Line is brought to you by Reverend Run's solo debut album, Distortion, featuring Mind on the Road. In stores now.
39:20🔗
Adam
Here, buddy, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Let's get back to the phones, huh, Bucky? Let's do. Big two, Tiffany, 21, Tiffany.
39:52🔗
Caller
Well, Drew, I got a question for you. I, a 30-year-old guy, and for as long as I can remember, I've always had a foot fetish as far as women are concerned. You know, Adam, like you got guys who watch the man show and the juggies do it for them. They're all into the boobs. For some reason, for my entire life, it's been women's feet that really surrounds me for some reason. And what I'm trying to figure out is, well, I guess Drew, if you could explain to me, like how does this happen? Why does this happen?
40:24🔗
Drew
The reality is nobody knows for sure. There's various theories about it. And the sort of prevailing wisdom is that when you're developing, it's difficult to handle or manage overwhelming feelings. And something happens in relation to typically mom that makes it very difficult, the closeness or the intrusion or something is sort of quasi-traumatic and a way of sort of taking away from that trauma is by focusing on something external.
40:55🔗
Adam
Question. Do you hate blowhards that announce their question by... Question. A blowhardy move to do. James Lipton style.
41:11🔗
Adam
Do I think we need some sort of Middle Eastern policy? Of course. Should we have some show force in that part of the world? Yes.
41:17🔗
Adam
Does that mean I think we should firebomb the entire Middle Eastern OPEC? Of course not.
41:34🔗
Drew
All right. So anyway, it's a fetish and it's a way of sort of managing overwhelming feelings associated with closeness basically. And as, you know, as we know, if you're listening to this show, things that are traumatizing as a child become attraction or sources of attraction in adulthood.
41:51🔗
Drew
Yeah, no, it's not big T trauma. It's just some sort of little developmental issue. It's not a big deal.
41:56🔗
Yes, question, yes, Adam.
41:57🔗
Adam
Question. If you're at the beach and you had a choice between seeing women walking around topless but wearing muck locks or what do we, what do we want?
42:42🔗
Adam
If, if you're a true punch on my, if you then go to the beach where every woman is barefoot.
42:50🔗
Yeah.
42:58🔗
Caller
And I'll tell you what, Adam, it works to my advantage a lot, man. Actually, in the summer, everybody's walked around in flip flops and, you know, strappy sandals and high heels and it's great.
43:06🔗
Drew
And it's just so interesting. I mean, isn't it interesting just what the human brain does to create attraction, you know? It just, it's just, you know, it goes where it goes. And in your case, it goes to feet.
43:16🔗
Caller
And what's unfortunate, though, Drew, is it's the way that it seems like people who have this fetish or any other seem to be kind of marginalized generally. I mean, it seems pretty harmless to me. And it is harmless with a girl. It's never been an issue. In fact, some of them have really found it.
43:30🔗
Drew
Well, it's not so much as an issue that you have this weird preoccupation, that you have a preoccupation.
43:38🔗
Drew
But it's that in general, fetishes take away from intimacy. In general, this is one that I don't think really does too much to anything.
43:59🔗
Adam
When people, I think as human beings, we have this thing, it's unfair, or we'd like to think it's unfair, but it's built into us. When we see somebody who has a sickness, it frightens us. It sort of makes us want to get away from them a little bit. When we see somebody whose behavior is different than that of our own or the mainstream, we label them. There's a part of us that sees things, whether it's a hair lip or a guy who's into feet and kind of goes, I don't know about this guy. It frightens us a little bit. Maybe we shouldn't abandon that completely. Maybe we are right to take the Mickeys of the world and put them, categorize them a little, like think to myself, you know what? I'm sure Mickey's fine, but I'm not sure if he's going to be the one I want watching my kids. You know what I'm saying?
45:02🔗
Adam
Well, what if you're looking for a babysitter and it's like the one guy who's a foot guy. You like feet.
45:16🔗
Adam
I know, but you think here's a guy who has some energy. Where's the guy that was just, no, I like an attractive woman and nice eyes. You'd hire him to watch your kids over the foot guy.
45:31🔗
Adam
Oh, there's worse than the foot guy. But foot guy, normal guy, you go normal guy. I'm not giving you a choice between foot guy and a stump porn guy. I'm just giving you foot guy and regular guy.
45:48🔗
Adam
Mickey, question. Question. Question. So, when you're with a woman then, do you do things to her feet? Yep. What do you do?
46:11🔗
Adam
There's unattractive... There's beautiful women that think they have ugly feet and are weird about their feet. There's many women I know are weird about their feet. There's many a woman who has announced they have unattractive feet. And I've never heard a guy announce he has unattractive feet. And you don't hear women say, I have an unattractive nose. They may think it. You know what? Women do the, I have ugly feet because they know the three guys are staring at their boobs. They'll look down and then look back at their boobs and go, Oh, who cares, sweetie? It's fine. I mean, I never noticed. But if a chick says, I have an ugly nose, a guy might go, yeah, it's kind of big.
46:55🔗
Adam
If you do, in fact, have a big schnoz, he might think to himself, yeah, it could use a little work. But the feet are always like, look, those are just, those are stands to hold up the boobs. How many times do we got to tell you?
47:17🔗
Caller
Break. Alright guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?
47:27🔗
877-889-DATE.
47:52🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I want to thank Adam Markey for coming and sending us some nuts. Oh, my God. Jumbo sack of pistachios and blue diamond almonds. I am telling you that I have I've probably moved more just personally, but I probably logged about 70 hours of talking about smoked almonds on the radio. Yeah, blue diamond folks have sent me out a hat, maybe a windbreaker.
48:24🔗
Adam
The guys over at Sunny Delight, however, should send over a hit squad and put me into the ground. But the blue diamond almond guys. Yeah, look at that.
48:35🔗
Drew
In addition to sending pistachio and smoked almonds, he has given us a list of top 10 love line moments, up 20 love line moments. Do you want to go through some of those?
48:47🔗
Drew
Here's one I don't really remember. The situation and story with Peter Pan Pan. Oh, Pan Pan.
48:53🔗
Adam
Guy about the cleavers from. The guy that Drew didn't even know whose wife gave him my cell phone number. She called me on a Sunday morning trying to sell me knives. Yeah, that was a lovely debacle.
49:19🔗
What's my dad doing in Israel?
49:21🔗
What's my dad doing in Israel?
49:29🔗
Drew
I thought she said Israel too. And then I remembered the context of the discussion. I thought, I must not have heard that right.
49:43🔗
Adam
If you say, and Anderson will play it again, and don't do it yet, but let's just do a little interesting experiment. I say, where's your dad? And she says, my dad's in his room. And if you say his room when she says that word, that his room, it will sound exactly like his room. But if you say Israel, it will sound in your mind, in your mind, it will sound exactly like my dad's in Israel.
50:10🔗
Adam
So let's just do it. Let's play it, Anderson. The first time everyone just say in your mind, his room. When she says, my dad's in his room. Want to dress up your sex life?
50:26🔗
Adam
Yeah, if you say his room, you say his room when she says it, it's fine. Now scrub your mind, shake it like an Etch A Sketch. And everyone say Israel when she says it.
50:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, if you say Israel when it does it, it'll work. Yeah. All right. Want to dress up your sex life?
50:54🔗
Let's take a look at the moments.
51:01🔗
Drew
Pan Pan. Is David Arquette showing up after Adam said he was too nuts? He was certifiable. Yeah.
51:11🔗
Drew
Loveline phone sex operator saying she was lying in her bed thinking about the Holocaust.
51:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. We were, let's see, she was a phone sex operator who said her clients would get off too fast. And I was like, you know, the problem with you phone sex operators is you're always the name Tatiana, you're six foot two, you're Swedish, you have a D cup, you have a 34 triple D, you're 118 pounds, you have blue eyes. And the guy's like, what I was telling her is if you guys made yourself just a little bit flawed, it would keep things going.
52:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, like if you said, well, first thing, first message was, and this is just an overall message, like they have the phone sex operators, like let's be honest, you're not classic beauties, otherwise you'd be on the runway. You're not talking, not doing phone sex for a living. You know, say, look, I got to be honest with you. I had a couple of zits in high school and my ass could be a little smaller, but nice set on me and I know how to please a man orally. That would probably be enough to keep most of the guys who called going.
52:51🔗
Adam
Yeah. So I said to her, look, what you need to do is start working in subliminal messages in order to keep the guy from busting a nut. So you just do this thing where you're like, I am 5'10, I'm Swedish, Vietnam. I got beautiful, beautiful boobs and a tight ass cancer. Now she didn't understand the concept of subliminal messages.
53:16🔗
Adam
So I explained to her, we'll work in the Holocaust, but do it subliminally. And she really couldn't do it.
53:24🔗
Adam
First she didn't do it. And then I wondered if she did actually do it and she was so good at it that we just didn't know it. Then she, yes, she didn't know what the Holocaust was.
53:33🔗
Drew
That was the big thing, is there was a sort of blank stare across the radio and it was like, do you know what the Holocaust is? No, no.
53:41🔗
Adam
I'm telling you, I would like to have a clash of the Tardens, beauticians versus phone sex operators.
53:58🔗
Drew
Here now is one other moment that was one of my favorites. Aliens coming down and having to pick between, you said, we were talking about oral sex and this girl was complaining about it. And you said, now wait a minute, who really has it worse? If you were an alien, you came down and you saw the two different, the male phallus, the obligations. You know, one is taking on a churro and the other is a burying your face in an abalone.
54:28🔗
Drew
Do I ever know what an abalone looks like? I wonder, it's a palessopod. It's like a big, it's a big mollusk.
54:33🔗
Adam
More people know what a abalone is than a palessopod. I am just saying, if you took a huge, it's what we used to make ashtrays out of in the 70s. You took a huge big big abalone in broken half and said, bury your face in that. First, just put your mouth over this stick. You know what I mean?
55:09🔗
Drew
But unfortunately, that is truly disgusting. That is disgusting. Abalone. I might like abalone.
55:14🔗
Adam
Well, I'm just, the point I'm trying to make is you broads complain all the time about performing oral on a guy. What about us on you?
55:23🔗
Adam
All right, Drew, let's take some calls. You can go through that later. All right. Again, though, I want to thank Adam for sending in these.
55:30🔗
Adam
$4 worth of nuts. No, don't, don't. And that's the other thing, too. Nuts are not cheap. And we have 60 pounds of pistachios, by the way.
55:39🔗
Adam
Yeah. Somebody decided or somebody realized in 1978 that they no longer had to spray paint pistachio shells pink in order to sell pistachio nuts. And it makes sense. Like, what other food do you have to spray paint pink in order to sell it? You know what I'm saying? Like somebody's saying, look, we're spending millions of dollars a year on Red Dye, number 14 spraying these things and the equipment and all. Let's just give it up. Let's just go ahead and sell them as nature man. Yeah. People accept honors.
56:16🔗
Hell, yes.
56:22🔗
Caller
What is that? I have no idea, and I have no idea why they stopped doing it, but you can't find them anywhere.
56:28🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, I would like to be the home of the pink pistachio shell. I would start a company, and it's like we're old school, baby. This gives you cancer, and it costs eight bucks more a sack, but we're painting them pink, baby. It's going to be just like your childhood.
56:47🔗
Caller
Well, you know, guys, I'm 29. I'm a pretty good looking lady. I have my own business. I'm super successful. I have lots of friends and I cannot have a sexual relationship for the life of me.
57:18🔗
Drew
But you can see, you can see how you be aversive to closeness, though, particularly physical closeness, right?
57:24🔗
Caller
Well, yeah. I mean, but I feel like I've done all this work. I was listening to you guys tonight. I was like, hell, yes, I'm calling boys. I'm going to find out like what their cue sense is on this because I'm well, I'm totally at a loss.
57:43🔗
Caller
Well, sure, I can beat up a storm. I have tons of guy friends, but it's no, it's getting into the physical intimacy. And A, it's women near me. Like I can't, I don't know.
58:00🔗
Adam
You know, Drew, Lindsay has that thing where A, she can't talk like I'm talking right now. But B, some people get molested and they get angry and they turn in on themselves and they, and it takes them. When you get molested, you either get the three Mississippi or, or you can't finish your sentence syndrome.
58:23🔗
Adam
Yes. I know you don't like to be put on the spot because you've only been speaking extemporaneously on the radio for 26 years. But ask me a yes or no question. I'll give you an example of both of them.
58:48🔗
Adam
Either they clip your last three syllables or you have a three Mississippi before one syllable comes out of their mouth.
59:46🔗
Drew
I was going to say you've only been away from your primary relationship for four years. I mean...
59:53🔗
Adam
Now, Lindsay, these are tough questions, but were you having intercourse with your dad when you were 23?
1:00:15🔗
Caller
Yeah. There was a lot of groping, but it wasn't the type of groping that you could nail down and be like, hey, look at how disgusting that is. It was giving a hug and the wandering hands.
1:00:31🔗
Adam
I know, but now you're 23 years old or 20, you are 23 years old and you're going back to the house for Thanksgiving and he gives you a hug and you feel like he grabs your ass? Or how does it work?
1:00:48🔗
Yeah.
1:00:56🔗
Caller
You know, that's the worst physical that happened. The rest is all and all. It was just...
1:01:10🔗
Adam
Okay, but first off, don't say your dad molested you until you're 24, and then explain, well, he would hug me, and the way his hands were on my hips were inappropriate, that was the worst he did. This, by the way, makes a mockery of those. This is a statement, statement.
1:01:30🔗
Adam
This is a slap in the face to those who are actually, you know, brutally sexually abused by family members. Not that this wasn't something, but this certainly felt like something, but I'm sure your dad's a weirdo, but this is not the kind of stuff that gets anyone put behind bars or anything.
1:01:48🔗
Adam
It's strange. I mean, I'm sure he did a bunch of verbal damage and stuff, and emotional abuse, but I don't know if I would look at myself as sexually abused by this guy. Well, I can't be the first person to say that, can I?
1:02:16🔗
Adam
Well, I'm sure he's a bad guy, but physically, sexually, the hugs with the groping. That's as bad as it got? Did you say yes?
1:02:29🔗
Yeah, yeah.
1:02:31🔗
Drew
Did he expose you to pornography or other- Oh, yeah, yeah. So at a young age, there's a lot of pornography around, that kind of thing.
1:02:41🔗
Adam
Well, I mean, I would stash it there. It's like putting the drugs in the kid's diaper bag, you know what I mean?
1:03:01🔗
Caller
No, he remarried when I was young. So, yeah, they've still been married for forever.
1:03:07🔗
Adam
Would he, if we spoke to him, would he have any idea of any of these feelings or these things?
1:03:12🔗
Caller
No. I have brought them all to his attention, but it's nothing that he can process or understand.
1:03:24🔗
Drew
Hang on a sec. I gotta get back to her question. I gotta talk to her. Are guys coming on to you physically? Do they want to have sex with you?
1:04:06🔗
Caller
Well, cause I'm terrified to get into a relationship, or I have been. And I'm not interested in being alone anymore.
1:04:35🔗
Drew
Here's what I think, that you're way up in your head with all this stuff. Be very careful of guys you're very attracted to, because your dad is undoubtedly an A-hole, and he's been abandoning, and he's had these sort of traumatic, sort of traumatizing influences on you. So, you're going to be attracted to that kind of guy. So, be careful of what you're attracted to. Go for guys that are nice and available, spend some time with them, and then jump in. You're 29, you're a big girl, it's okay. And if it's a good guy, prepare him that this is a tough thing for you, and if it's a guy that really cares about you, it's hard to understand why guys would not be coming onto you and looking to have sex with you, right? I mean, if she's what she says she is.
1:05:13🔗
Adam
Well, some people put off a force field around their vagina that couldn't be breached with sidewinder missiles. I've run into a few of those, pow.
1:05:31🔗
Adam
But Lindsay, I'm going to take a marginally different tack than Drew here, which is your dad did not molest you. Stop saying you're a victim of molestation. He was a bad dad. My sister had a bad dad too.
1:05:45🔗
Drew
I've seen some sex addicts and porn stars who had that kind of history that Lindsay's got. So it can have a bad outcome.
1:05:53🔗
Adam
I'm just saying you walking around telling people you were molested by your dad or thinking that makes you a victim is not the way to go. I think the biggest thing your dad probably did is he left, started another family, abandoned you and broke your heart. And that's why you can't hook up with another guy.
1:06:10🔗
Adam
You then turned him into a criminal. His only crime was not loving you enough and going and starting another family.
1:06:24🔗
Drew
By the way, it wasn't that he didn't love her enough. It just didn't love her mom enough.
1:06:28🔗
Adam
Well, that's the way she perceived it. But Drew, pick upon this. Would you dig on this?
1:06:33🔗
Adam
Pick up on this. Dig on this. Would you dig on this? There's a statement, dig on this, statement, dig, state, dig, state, dig, state, dig. Okay, when there's a daughter, and daddy has an ass full of mom, and can't hang with mom, and starts dating his secretary, and he gets the younger wife, or the whatever wife, and the next thing you know, he moves across town, and he should live with that woman. And of course, that woman doesn't like him going around, till he doesn't have a real vested interest in his kids or whatever from his previous whatever. They're just vestiges of that bitch that they don't like who got to keep the house and is trying to screw the guy over in the divorce or whatever. So they start the new family, and they essentially, because they're under the thumb of the new chick, don't spend so much time, and it makes them bad guys, don't spend as much time, essentially abandon their daughter. The sons end up going to school and fighting, and getting drunk. The chicks, it is devastating to them. It is devastating to the woman. And the woman have to then, I think it feels like dad tried to kill them.
1:07:47🔗
Adam
No, I don't hear that specific complaint. But what I'm saying is, is it feels egregious. I mean, it was traumatizing.
1:07:55🔗
Adam
Right. And so I think sometimes, I think in Lindsay's, it's annihilating. I think in Lindsay's case, she's trying to make her dad as bad a guy as she feels he is. He is, yeah, yeah. When he, the reality is, is he probably left.
1:08:17🔗
Drew
Pull Scott up here. Before I eat these pistachios, I need to know something. Scott, 41.
1:08:25🔗
Caller
All right. A big fan of the show. I just want to let you guys know that the reason they dye them red is because the original came from the Middle East, specifically Iran, and that's a very caste conscious area. And what they would do is they would dye them red because that's the color of royalty. And that means we're having the best pistachios you could have.
1:08:45🔗
Adam
So the red ones were the... Well, the red ones meant they were the best pistachios, but then they all start dyeing them red.
1:08:58🔗
Caller
Probably not, because they're probably not a big agrarian society. It's more just because of those trees and the olive trees and stuff like that grow naturally.
1:09:17🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, I was just thinking of the Middle East, you know, Exxon and whoever turned their biggest profits, quarterly profits ever. I was just hearing on the news.
1:09:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. And big scandal, just a little, little news. Joe, don't put that in your mouth. But, you know, big scandal with the embargo in Iran.
1:09:45🔗
Adam
Top of the list. Top of the list of people that were kicking. But I think Saddam got $2 billion himself from those companies. Yeah.
1:09:56🔗
Adam
That's the whole thing, everyone. People don't just do the right thing. You have to watch them and then if they don't do it, you have to come down on them. I don't know why.
1:10:07🔗
Drew
By the way, all the people that participated with Saddam should be punished too. Yeah.
1:10:19🔗
Adam
And there's this thing that the left always does with this country. It's like, hey man, who made us the watchdog? We became the watchdog because we're surrounded by F-ups. That's why. If North Korea would just go about their business, it'd be fine. If the Soviet Union was a wonderful wonderland of democracy where people were freed and not oppressed, if Cuba wasn't, of all these places were goddamn disasters, we wouldn't be the world's watchdog. If you didn't hijack a few airplanes and fly them into a few financial centers, we'd leave you alone. It's like saying to the warden, it's like, who made you warden of the prison? I got a bunch of people that committed murder. Someone's got to, we got to round them up, we got to pull them off, we got to pull them over. What makes you the, what makes us? We're sane and we're decent. That's what makes us the watchdog.
1:11:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, because they're trying to, they're trying to perpetrate genocide, Rwanda, and someone's got to stop it. That's why we're the watchdog. France isn't doing anything. What made us the watchdog? We're decent. We have money. That's what makes us the watchdog. You have money, you have a little heart. Yeah. Yeah.
1:11:42🔗
Adam
Oh, you got, oh, what? But you get sucked, you get sucked in World War I, you get sucked into these wars. Yeah, yeah. We understand there's a bad sign, a good sign. We'll go support the good sign, see if we can win it for him.
1:11:56🔗
Adam
I mean, making it a little too simple, but you know what I'm saying. Okay. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.
1:12:03🔗
Caller
I feel so liquidy. Really? You're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline will be right back.
1:12:12🔗
Adam
Want to dress up your sex life? Visit durex.com. There's sex and then there's Durex. Hell yeah. Statement, we're setting them clocks back. Drew, put these nuts away. Setting the clocks back on Sunday. Excited. So sad.
1:12:47🔗
Adam
We talk about it every year, though, but every year we come in here, when we set the clock forward, we come in here like rape victims. Just come in here, just eject it, like, oh my God, can't get clean. That's true, just a thousand-yard stare. Woke up at eight this morning.
1:13:20🔗
Adam
Turnabout, fair play. That's what I say to the clock. In your face, clock with a face. Know what I mean? In your literal face, clock. We're going back, baby. It's going to be awesome.
1:13:42🔗
Adam
I had a funny thing. I have one of these clocks. It's like hooked up to the satellite. It tells you exactly what time it is.
1:13:51🔗
Adam
The seconds and everything. But the problem is, is this thing is on like mountain time. So, it's always an hour behind. And then when it switches, it switches again. And I go and set it forward, and it sets it back again.
1:14:09🔗
Adam
Well, there's a funny thing though. It's like one of these like, I had the world's worst assistant, Scott, and I now work with him. And he was such a bad assistant, I figured I'd get him a job working on my TV show, so he wouldn't have to be my assistant anymore. But I said to him, this was a year ago, I said to him, like, Scott, that clock you bought a year ago, it drives me nuts, because every time I set it, it jumps back an hour. And he's like, oh yeah, they told me they had a setting, you could get it set from the whatever in a minute. I never, and that's like, oh, your legacy lives on.
1:14:45🔗
Adam
I can do the math, don't get me wrong. I can make it 9.30 in my mind's eye, even when the clock says 8.30. But it's the idea that I pull it off an adjustment, put it back, adjust it, put it back on the wall, step back from it and watch it pop over an hour. That's the good part. See, man? It's what Orwell was talking about, dude.
1:15:15🔗
Caller
I work at a check cashing place. So, you know, they come in, they want to cash their checks.
1:15:27🔗
Adam
Here's the thing. First off, that is one of those Manson has better karma than the guy who started that place.
1:15:44🔗
Adam
Because they don't have ID, because they don't have bank accounts, because they don't have two forms of ID, because they're living off the grid and under the radar. These places come in.
1:15:54🔗
Drew
By the way, I had a problem with Bank of America that they wouldn't cash a check, cashier's check, that I signed because it was made out to David Drew Pinsky.
1:16:04🔗
Drew
I came in with multiple IDs, a license to practice medicine, driving with David Drew Pinsky with my signature on the back.
1:16:11🔗
Adam
But Drew, Drew, this is about the poor Mexicans. This isn't about you. You're literally a friend of a millionaire. You're fine. You're white. You'll get by. These are the poor Latinos. They open these places up. They come in there. They get their check for 300 bucks and they walk with 285. And then they swing over to the Pony Express place and spend another 12 bucks sending the stuff back to Guadalajara. Whatever they use. I don't think they use big name places like this. I think they use the actual pony. Drag it into Tijuana. Big sacks, banditos stopping them along the border. The point is, this is preying on people. Now here's the deal. The reason you, Drew, and no one you know has ever gone into one of these check cashing places is because you know professional people that have accounts and credit cards and insurance and make a living. This is the lowest of the low and we get it, yes. We have our, we've always talked about how it cost more money to be poor.
1:17:28🔗
Caller
We have a whole lot of Mexicans. It's just a bunch of people who have bank accounts, but they just want their check cash now.
1:17:34🔗
Adam
Well then why do you have that big banner that says welcome Mexicans out front? That's what I want to know.
1:17:45🔗
Caller
No, they have bank accounts. Their banks just not open, so they want their check cash now, I guess. There's no patients.
1:18:34🔗
Caller
Okay. My question is, I've had my hood pierced since I was about 16. And recently I've started taking it out more because it kind of gets in the way.
1:18:46🔗
Caller
When, you know, you're trying to do things with other people that are dirty. Right. You don't want it to be in the way. So I started taking it out more.
1:18:54🔗
Drew
Well, why'd you get it put in? Why'd you get it put in? Was it for those dirty activities?
1:19:01🔗
Caller
I was curious. I kind of... Okay, this might sound stupid, but I didn't really know where the clitoris was. So my original intention was to get the clitoris pierced. But they said...
1:19:12🔗
Drew
Not a bad... By the way, one of the least objectionable reasons to have that I've heard in a long time.
1:19:19🔗
Adam
Yeah. Looking at that big map when you're at the mall. Have that axe. You are here. That's right.
1:19:36🔗
Adam
Yeah. I couldn't find it. Even just a little hoop or stud or something. I need a full book. By the way, how pissed are cows about that cowbell? Here's a huge bell to wear around your neck. Really? I'm going to kill myself.
1:19:57🔗
Adam
No, I'm not, Drew. But I have seen pictures of the ones from North Hollywood. Tiffany?
1:20:05🔗
Caller
Okay. I've been leaving it out for longer periods of time now because I'm not as afraid that it's going to close. And every time that I urinate, it seems like it's harder for me to. I was just wondering if it's even possible that the hole might be closing.
1:20:52🔗
Adam
Let me explain the part where people proclaim they're not dumb. That is not for them to decide or announce. That is for us, the consumer, to decide, and we've already passed judgment.
1:21:02🔗
Drew
So here's the urethra down here, inside the vagina, beneath the labia, and there's the clitoris up here.
1:21:25🔗
Adam
Tiffany works at a check cashing place and doesn't know what she pee's out of. What she pee's out of.
1:21:31🔗
Caller
Okay, I'm looking at it right now, and I swear, the piercing goes right where it is that the pee comes out of, so you know.
1:21:36🔗
Drew
Well, you might, it's just above that. It's outside your vagina. You don't have the piercing inside the lips.
1:21:42🔗
Adam
The pee comes off of it. It's like when you get an oil leak in your car in the front of the oil pan, it follows it and drips off the transmission, and you think it's coming out of the transmission. Right.
1:22:23🔗
Caller
I'm not going to tell you that. You'll mock it. It's probably like 300 times less than what you guys make.
1:23:25🔗
Adam
But does it make you sick when you turn on like entertainment tonight is like sexy Denise Richards six weeks after giving birth to Charlie Sheen's second child on the beach for a sizzling photo shoot? Well, how did she do it?
1:23:41🔗
Caller
The difference between me and celebrities is the fact that they have all day long to work out and nothing else to do.
1:23:48🔗
Adam
And they always do that stupid things like, how did she do it? Well, a cardio weightlifting. Oh, you didn't just dive into a vat of pudding.
1:24:07🔗
Adam
Yeah. Close your eyes. Picture Denise Richards. That's what she looks like. And she craps out a kid and she's 26. And she snaps back to what she looks like because you pretty much just get back to where you are. You have those genes, you have those genes. Yeah, you work out a little bit, but they always do that. And they must torture the other women who can't get rid of that little flab around the gut or the wide ass or whatever. They're just like, how did she do it? And it's of course, it's so.
1:24:39🔗
Adam
It's so convenient. A lot of those. It's so convenient, though, it's like, oh, man, I work my tail off. And then the guy who's sitting at home looking at his wife that's been carrying around the extra 35 pounds for the year and a half looks at her and goes, why aren't you working? Jeans ain't working. That's what ain't working. She's got the smoking, piping hot jeans. That's the way she's cut.
1:25:02🔗
Adam
You could tell. You could tell because she was piping hot before the kids. That's how. Is it always such a surprise to you? Like, Drew, close your eyes. Picture the young, hot, Hollywood female celebrity who craps out a kid in her early 20s, balloons up to 300 pounds, they never see her again. Is that the norm? Why is it shocking news? A short six weeks after giving birth, she's, and how did she do it? Oh, she's working. What happened to Phoebe Cates? She's got a trainer.
1:25:33🔗
Adam
Phoebe Cates remained smoking hot. She just got pulled out of the game. She got benched.
1:25:42🔗
Adam
Kevin Klein benched her. A rare, a rare combination of smoking hot and didn't mind showing the boobies. Pulled out, cut down in her prime. It's a rare combination. It's like this guy runs a 4-4-40 and has a 4.3 GPA, student athlete, unheard of, cut down, horrific knee injury, junior year, never laced cleats on again.
1:26:10🔗
Adam
She was showing boobs in Fast Times at Richmond High. She had this other movie called Private School. She was all hot and cute and everything. I think she's got married to Kevin Klein. Sometimes you're young and they're like, we're having kids, we're sane, that'll be enough. I'll make all the money, they're cool. Sounds incredibly sane to me. I made another movie or two, but no, not interested. Gremlins, yeah. You know why she didn't like Christmas, Drew, and Gremlins? Dad got stuck in the fireplace.
1:26:51🔗
Caller
When I was a kid, I saw that in the theater and one guy laughed out very loud and I was disturbed, very disturbed.
1:26:55🔗
Adam
I think that may have been me. For those of you, we got to take a break, but for those of you who have not seen the movie Gremlins, see it just to watch the scene, it's a fantasy romp until the brakes go on the train with the sparks flying out of them when Phoebe Cates explains why she doesn't like Christmas. No irony either. No tongue in cheek. Dad went out Christmas Eve, never came back, her and her mom, they went to light a fire, noticed a smell coming from the chimney. I've studied it, thought there was an animal in there, a bird or a raccoon, firemen broke open the chimney, found dad's decomposing corpse, and that's why she doesn't like Christmas. Couldn't be a Jew. She doesn't like Christmas, that's why. Awesome. And here's the thing too, yes. For every third movie, someone's trying to crawl down a chimney, flues are the size of your fist. You couldn't get your, you have difficulty getting your arm down. They have dampeners on the top and stuff. They have a fire shelf on the bottom, which is long and narrow. Just go ahead and reach your hand up your chimney, see how far you can get it up from the fireplace. You can't get your forearm through the shelf.
1:28:15🔗
Caller
I feel so liquidy, really, why? You're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline will be right back.
1:28:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, Loveline, that's what I'm talking about. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-er. That's military talk, kitty.
1:28:48🔗
Drew
I want to hear another one of the favorites that Adam put down here for us, Adam Markey.
1:29:07🔗
Drew
All right, but basically, I was, we were talking to a girl about the kinds of things you can use for morning after pill, the different chemicals, the different birth control pills, and what needs to be in the pill in order for it to be effective. The actual chemical names, and all of a sudden, David launched.
1:29:22🔗
Adam
Now, Drew, let's be fair. Not all of a sudden. I said those would make good names, and you kept trying to power, overpower Dave, and keep going with the list until about 10 minutes into it, and you caught on at the spot.
1:29:36🔗
Adam
Oh, he's a talent. I just, if you listen to the long form tape, you can hear you going, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-
1:29:50🔗
Drew
Take a dose of that now and a dose 12 hours later. That's what you need. There can also be the 100 micrograms of SA. That's an ulcer dial. You have polycystic ovarian disease? It's the, it's the, it's the, Okay, and what's your question?
1:30:01🔗
Caller
Hey, wait guys, I just, I just messed up. I was playing it for you on air, but you couldn't even hear it.
1:30:18🔗
Caller
I do. I just wanted to know what you think about my situation. So, I was skinny before, about 17% body fat, and then I got pregnant and I ballooned up to like 280 pounds right before I had my daughter.
1:30:33🔗
Caller
Well, my question is, I had frequent lapses in my menstrual cycle before, and then after I was pregnant, after I had the baby, I just wouldn't stop bleeding. So, my doctor prescribed Yasmin birth control pills for me, which those are fine, but I was just wondering, and my doctor couldn't figure out why I was bleeding so much afterwards, and it lasted for almost a year.
1:30:55🔗
Drew
Well, just being overweight, first of all, being overweight can do that. It makes you sort of have non-ovulatory cycles, and being overweight can sort of induce polycystic ovarian. On the other hand, PCO is associated with what you've got, which is a big weight gainer, just being obese, and insulin resistance. You may want to get on some glucophage. It helps decrease the risk of insulin.
1:31:22🔗
Drew
Yeah, those, and again, take a dose of that now and a dose 12 hours later. That's what you need. There can also be the 100 micrograms of ethanol estradiol, which is-
1:31:31🔗
Ethanol, estradiol, norethindron, y'all get in the house.
1:31:37🔗
And where is the levonogestrel?
1:31:42🔗
put that whiffle ball back down, come in the house. Show behind, I'm sick of these kids, man. Northendro- what?
1:31:52🔗
Epinestro?
1:32:04🔗
I'm here to pick up Memphis Pristone. Memphis Pristone. Memphis Pristone, Memphis Stapolese, you- if you don't get into this dodd comet, at the count of three, I will wear your behind out. And get that for real, your sister, please.
1:32:26🔗
Norgestrel. Did you take my beer can? Norgestrel.
1:32:43🔗
Oh, my God.
1:32:48🔗
Caller
Noliparous. You are my oldest son. I have- Noliparous, please. Please. Bring your bicycle in the back. Streetlights is on.
1:33:13🔗
Adam
Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Well, that's it. That's the show. That's the week. I want to thank Patricia for doing a great job on the phones. Rick for doing a great job on the boards. Marcus doing a great job on the boards. This sounds like we have quite a crew here. It's just everyone works an hour and then leaves. Anderson. Michelle doing a great job. The magic fingered one, engineered Anderson.
1:34:22🔗
Caller
Of course, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Question. Junior.
1:34:32🔗
Caller
Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, This would not make the top 10 a little bit.
1:34:40🔗
Adam
Junior, Junior, Producer. Lawrence for doing a great job all week and Producer Ann. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. How does the check cashing place pay? Just gives you an hourly rate?
1:34:55🔗
Caller
I'm not going to tell you that you'll mock it. It's probably like 300 times less than what you guys make.
1:35:07🔗
Caller
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