Thursday, September 15, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:21🔗 Voiceover I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist in Oklahoma City tonight.

1:33🔗 Drew Is that where you're from? Yep.

1:35🔗 Adam And why is Dr. Drew in Oklahoma City? Because somebody dropped a nickel. Yes, indeedy. What are you doing over there?

1:45🔗 Drew I'm talking for a health care organization. You have a talk tonight? Give me another talk to a group of sick adolescents tomorrow morning. It's good.

1:53🔗 Wow.

1:53🔗 Drew That's good times.

1:54🔗 Adam Taking money from sick adolescents, Drew.

1:57🔗 That is twisted.

1:58🔗 Drew It's an all time low.

1:59🔗 Have you no conscience?

2:01🔗 Drew All right.

2:01🔗 Adam So you're doing the Lord's work. Are you getting some money from today's speaking? And tomorrow you speak for free, yes?

2:07🔗 Drew That's right. Exactly.

2:09🔗 Adam But I mean, you'll pass the hat or open the guitar case. I mean, let some of those-

2:12🔗 Drew Well, I mean, what are you going to do?

2:14🔗 Adam Well, the kids are sick. They're not poor. You know, you know what I'm saying? Drew, in Oklahoma City. Hannah, how far are you from where the federal building was bombed?

2:26🔗 Drew I'm at 947 The Buzz, which is our affiliate here in Oklahoma City. And we are actually in the building that was originally supposed to be bombed, apparently. Oh, really? Yeah. The FBI was in this building, but something happened where they couldn't get the truck into the garage. This is part of the story we don't hear in Los Angeles. And I can see the downtown from here, where the building was, probably a couple of miles away.

2:48🔗 Yeah.

2:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:49🔗 Drew What?

2:50🔗 What?

2:50🔗 Adam No, I was just picturing a radio station building being bombed and thinking, hmm, kind of be a push, you know what I mean? It would be tragic, just not as bad as if it was a regular building. What's going on over there, Drew?

3:04🔗 Page is going off?

3:06🔗 Drew People paged Drew. Lauren is paging you, isn't that nice?

3:11🔗 Adam She's the world's greatest producer. I was about to say, Drew, you've been doing this goddamn show for 21 years and yet, people still call you at 10.03 every night. Then my next irate was what kind of idiot would call it, but it was Lauren.

3:28🔗 Drew Well, can I tell you what she e-mailed me or what she paged me with here?

3:32🔗 Adam Oh, I know why she paged you. She wants you to read the Cry Wolf. Is that the one?

3:39🔗 She wants you to write the Cry Wolf promo. Yeah.

3:42🔗 Adam It's all right.

3:43🔗 Drew So here you go.

3:44🔗 Adam Oh, you have it? You have it?

3:45🔗 Yeah.

3:46🔗 Drew It's what she paged me with.

3:48🔗 Adam I thought she sent the Cry Wolf thing via a text message?

3:52🔗 Drew Yeah, she thought it was going to be, I think she mistook it for my e-mail address and she put it on my pager.

3:56🔗 Oh, all right.

3:57🔗 Adam Well, go ahead and do the plug off your pager.

4:00🔗 Drew So here you go.

4:01🔗 Adam She's upset, by the way, Lauren's upset because she's not going to go to the Tori Amos concert this week.

4:06🔗 Drew Oh, why not? That's more than upset, that's like suicide time for her.

4:10🔗 She's got to do some work or something.

4:12🔗 Yeah.

4:13🔗 Adam I'm upset that I am going to the Tori Amos concert this week.

4:16🔗 Drew Nice.

4:16🔗 Adam I don't have the heart to tell the kid.

4:17🔗 Drew All callers here tonight who are 18 years of older will receive two tickets to see Cry Wolf. It's about a group of students who create an online murderer who comes to life and kills everybody. Everyone who gets on the air, who gets the tickets will win to qualify for a drawing to see Block Party who did the movie soundtrack anywhere they play in Europe. Adam, this Friday, you lie, you die.

4:40🔗 Adam I'm telling you that is Wolfman Jack's catchphrase and that's where the wolf thing comes in in this Cry Wolf. If I'm lying, I'm dying. I'm telling you. But we looked for it on the internet and we couldn't find it.

4:54🔗 Drew I know.

4:55🔗 Adam It's driving me insane.

4:56🔗 Drew Where is Jamie Kennedy?

4:58🔗 Adam Where is Jamie Kennedy?

4:59🔗 Drew Wasn't he supposed to be in there with you tonight?

5:01🔗 Adam No, but way to keep track of the guests.

5:04🔗 What?

5:05🔗 Adam Jamie Kennedy is not coming in here tonight.

5:08🔗 Drew Look at the wall. Look what's on the wall and window.

5:10🔗 Adam The Bravery last night. Nobody this night.

5:15🔗 Drew Oh, it got canceled.

5:16🔗 Adam Tramp, Jenny McCarthy, Alana Eubank, or Eubach, and, let's see, Jeff Probst. Ooh, Survivor.

5:26🔗 Drew Nice. Is he bringing his girlfriend, Julie?

5:29🔗 Adam I hope so.

5:30🔗 Drew Yeah, I figured.

5:31🔗 Adam Little Indian man.

5:31🔗 Drew Well, she's right in your sweet spot, isn't she?

5:35🔗 Adam No, but she is on paper, but for some reason she's not, but she's cute anyway. I mean, I'm indoor. Don't get me wrong. But, you know, I love Jeff Probst, and I love Survivor, and that started nice. I'm watching that.

5:45🔗 Drew Did you do the dance?

5:47🔗 Adam Oh, I got screwed on the TiVo. Let me tell you something. That TiVo, you know, after, you know what happens? Let me tell you what happens with TiVo. You get a little soft after a while, and you just start thinking the thing kind of knows what you're doing. And it's like, the TiVo, the TiVo knows I watch Survivor. TiVo knows I'm a huge Survivor fan. And it's like, hey, the premiere of this new episode of Survivor coming on this. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, TiVo's got to cover. TiVo doesn't know. Oh, well, what it is is you get that season pass going from last year, right?

6:22🔗 Drew Right, right, right.

6:24🔗 Adam So what happens is you get soft because you watch one hundred and fifty episodes of Survivor and you never TiVo one of them because you just got the season pass a year ago. But now it goes away and you get soft and you don't get your Survivor. And I don't get to do my crazy Survivor dance. Crazy, the dog looking at me like I'm retarded.

6:44🔗 Drew Does your wife want to call the police or something when you do that?

6:46🔗 Adam No, it's the only thing she likes about me, my Survivor dance. It's down to that. It used to be a sense of humor. It was many, many things. But now it's just down to my retarded novelty Survivor dance. It's always accentuated because I mean either a towel or a robe when I'm doing it.

7:05🔗 You know, before we come here.

7:06🔗 Drew There's a sack everywhere.

7:09🔗 Adam Just a sack-o-wave.

7:13🔗 Scrono-wave. Scronami.

7:19🔗 Drew We're hitting an all time low here.

7:20🔗 Adam Prodigious sack.

7:22🔗 Drew Well, listen, Jamie is not here but... Jamie Kennedy is not here tonight. Why? I don't know. Because last night it was on the window.

7:31🔗 Adam You know what, Drew? I'll tell you why. I sort of disagree with that because I was glanced up at it and I wasn't thinking about it when it came in tonight. I knew we had no guests tonight.

7:40🔗 Drew All right. But there's a guy here sitting in the studio with me who is the minority show host Mo from 9470 Hear the Buzz. And he is a huge Adam Corolla fan. This is like a major thing for him to be able to say hi to you.

7:52🔗 Adam Wow. I kind of like to get on with the show, Drew, if that would be cool.

7:57🔗 Drew The guy is going to break into tears in a second here. Come on.

7:59🔗 Adam Well, I mean, it's just the kids, you know, they're...

8:02🔗 Drew Mo.

8:02🔗 Hello, Adam.

8:03🔗 Drew Mo.

8:04🔗 How you doing, man?

8:05🔗 Adam What's happening? I'm doing good. How you doing?

8:07🔗 I'm doing good, man.

8:08🔗 Adam I can't believe you stayed up. You have to do the morning show tomorrow?

8:12🔗 Well, you know, it's like a dream of mine to talk to you. You know, I couldn't even sleep. I tried to go home and take a nap. I couldn't do it because it was you, man.

8:19🔗 Drew And he waited until Too Late With Adam Corolla was over before he came over here to do this.

8:24🔗 Exactly.

8:25🔗 Adam Oh, you are so awesome, Mo.

8:27🔗 I watched the show with my pants down.

8:29🔗 Adam Awesome. And is there a two hour difference to Oklahoma City from here?

8:34🔗 Yeah.

8:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:35🔗 It's midnight here.

8:36🔗 Adam It's midnight. And are you really on the air at 6 a.m.?

8:41🔗 Drew Tomorrow. Yeah.

8:41🔗 Yeah, I am.

8:42🔗 Wow.

8:43🔗 I'll be sleeping here. I'm actually sleeping here in the couch in the studio.

8:48🔗 Adam Such commitment.

8:49🔗 Drew That's nice. All right. This is a real radio guy, Adam. Not soft like you and me.

8:54🔗 Adam Listen, Moe, I got to tell you, too, I'm a fan of yours. I dug some of your air check tapes out of Kevin Weatherly's garbage and listened to them on the way home and they were awesome, awesome stuff.

9:04🔗 Was it right below yours?

9:06🔗 Oh, baby.

9:08🔗 Adam No, I'm the only guy on the air hopes Weatherly doesn't hear him.

9:14🔗 Drew Oh, that's the truth. We meet with our program director and the only note is, Adam, stop talking.

9:20🔗 Yeah.

9:20🔗 Drew Don't talk so much.

9:21🔗 I mean, does it suck to meet with your program director? Same over there as it does here?

9:25🔗 Adam Oh, look, I mean, it's like saying at your school that it sucked to get called into the principal's office as much as it did at our school. I think it's a universal thing. Did it suck to get molested by your stepdad as much as it sucked to get molested by my stepdad? You know what I mean? And I'm sure there's some stepdads that are worse than others and some principals are worse than others. But either way, it's a long walk down that hall.

9:49🔗 You know what it is, Adam, it works like this. These people who are in charge of radio stations, if they were so damn good, they'd still be on the air.

9:55🔗 Adam That's the truth.

9:57🔗 We're on the air. We know what we're doing. We're getting the numbers. If they were so damn good, they'd still be doing it. That's why I hate consultants. I hate all these people. Who are you to tell me if you were so good, you'd still be on the air?

10:07🔗 Drew Oh, Adam.

10:08🔗 Adam What number market is Oklahoma City, Drew, 226? Cause you're heading into the fives, my brother. All right.

10:17🔗 Drew Fight the man.

10:18🔗 Let him do one call.

10:19🔗 Drew Let him do one call.

10:21🔗 Adam What is this, Make-A-Wish Foundation?

10:25🔗 I got him on an hour on my morning show tomorrow. The least you can give me is an hour on yours.

10:29🔗 All right.

10:30🔗 An hour?

10:32🔗 Hi, Karen.

10:35🔗 Adam You're 27?

10:37🔗 Caller Yep.

10:38🔗 Adam Yeah, you're on with Dr. Drew and Mo.

10:40🔗 Caller And Mo?

10:42🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

10:43🔗 Caller You'll know me about three years, I guarantee it.

10:45🔗 Adam Yeah, when he stabs his wife. He'll be all over the papers.

10:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:51🔗 Adam Go ahead, Karen. You got a question?

10:53🔗 Yeah. I'm engaged to this guy. We've been engaged for a bit, about three years, come December.

11:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:07🔗 And, um...

11:09🔗 Drew What's the question?

11:10🔗 Well, he had, um, originally when we got together, he had told me that he was gay, but...

11:18🔗 Drew Well, that's not something that typically goes away.

11:21🔗 Well, it has, though. I mean, he stopped seeing all guys and...

11:27🔗 Drew Oh, no, no, no...

11:28🔗 .doing everything. How could you be so naive? And I've known gay guys before.

11:32🔗 Adam All right, hold on a second.

11:33🔗 Drew What would a guy...

11:35🔗 Adam But here's the thing, too. When a guy tells you he's gay when you get together, either he's gay or he's just trying to get you to go away.

11:43🔗 Drew Right, but she knew him well enough to know he was doing things with guys. He's gay.

11:49🔗 Adam Yeah, but I mean, just think of what that sounds like in terms of how interested a guy is to be with you.

11:55🔗 Drew Right.

11:55🔗 Adam You know, it's like someone's saying, could I get your phone number? And you're going, I don't have a phone.

12:00🔗 Drew You know, I've known some gay men that kind of do that. But they go, they say, you know, I'm gay, I'm just, I'm gay. But they sort of allow an intimacy to develop that, you know, it's not really fair to the woman.

12:10🔗 Adam Yeah, it's lazy. It's gay. It's gazy.

12:14🔗 Drew Gazy?

12:15🔗 Adam I think it was an intern around here named Gazy for a while. Karen, what is it? Do you have any kids with this man?

12:21🔗 Caller Oh, no, no, no.

12:22🔗 Drew Oh, good.

12:23🔗 Caller Okay.

12:24🔗 Drew Oh, good. It's good, but why? Why?

12:29🔗 Caller My, my, my biology doesn't work.

12:32🔗 Adam Are you sure?

12:33🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, absolutely. I have TPS, which Dr. Drew knows about.

12:39🔗 Drew Well, polycystic ovarian disease, that's what you're talking about, right?

12:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:42🔗 Drew Polycystic ovarian syndrome is what you, by the way, you put the S on the end. And that doesn't mean you're completely infertile, necessarily.

12:49🔗 Caller They did the testing.

12:51🔗 Drew And you are?

12:52🔗 Caller It doesn't work, no.

12:54🔗 Drew Okay. Okay.

12:54🔗 Adam All right. Well, good.

12:55🔗 Drew Good times.

12:56🔗 Adam And this guy's gay.

12:58🔗 Caller Not necessarily, but... All right.

13:00🔗 Adam We're thinking this guy's gay if he says he was gay before.

13:03🔗 Drew Then it's like saying I was an addict. You're always that. You may do other things. You may change your behavior, but that's there. And with addiction, obviously, you can go on to other things. But with gay, you usually stay with it.

13:14🔗 Caller Well, I'm thinking if that's it, maybe he just wants to settle down for security.

13:21🔗 Drew Of course. Of course. A lot of men that are gay don't want to be that way or still want somehow to also have a family or have a wife and continue their liaisons. There's guys that do that.

13:32🔗 Adam Also, they think about their parents sometimes. You know, here's an interesting thing. Mo, is Mo still hanging out?

13:39🔗 Drew Yeah, Mo's here.

13:40🔗 Adam Mo, you're a straight guy, right?

13:42🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

13:43🔗 Adam But you know-

13:44🔗 Drew Mo reminds me a lot of you. He's got a porn habit that's prodigious.

13:47🔗 Adam Yeah, like me and every other guy in porn. I mean, every guy.

13:51🔗 Caller Every guy, period.

13:52🔗 Adam Every guy, period. And then radio guys look at him. But here's the whole thing. Do you think there's a certain amount of men out there who are gay, who feel guilty about it, who are, you know, in their late 20s, early 30s, and who are sort of waiting for pops to kick off or to go into the home or to do whatever before they really come out with it?

14:15🔗 Caller Yeah, without a doubt.

14:16🔗 Drew Yes, that happens.

14:18🔗 Caller Let's face it, I think a lot of guys who are going around, who are gay, you know, still in the closet, it's because of how society is, you know, how they're going to accept them, their parents or whatever.

14:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I would say everyone always talks about how society is going to take it, but for most folks, it's probably about the immediate family, oftentimes.

14:39🔗 Drew Of course, like everything.

14:40🔗 Adam Oh, it's like that day would break mom's heart. You know, every time I go over there for Thanksgiving, she's always talking about grandkids and, you know.

14:48🔗 Drew Right.

14:48🔗 Adam I could definitely see how that would go. Whereas I wish I was gay so I could break my family's heart.

14:54🔗 Drew Or she just get a reaction.

14:56🔗 Adam I'm thinking about blowing a guy just so I can disappoint my parents.

14:59🔗 Drew I don't think they'd react.

15:00🔗 Adam Mo, come down here. We're going to partner up. You and I? Yeah, I'm going to introduce you. Yeah, I'm going to introduce you to my family. This is my new life partner, Mo.

15:12🔗 Drew Wait, hang on a second. Mo, describe yourself. How tall are you?

15:14🔗 Caller Oh, God. Adam, I don't know if I'm your type, bro. About 6'3, about 275, 280.

15:20🔗 Caller Perfect.

15:21🔗 Adam Well, listen, I'm not going to blow you. I'm just going to make my family think I'm blowing you.

15:27🔗 Caller That's fine. Can I mooch off you? I know you got a lot of dough. As long as I can mooch, I'll be your gay partner as long as I can mooch with you.

15:32🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

15:34🔗 Caller Take me out to dinner for some lobster.

15:35🔗 Adam When I'm going to need you, I will surf and turf you, my friend.

15:39🔗 Caller Let's do it, man.

15:41🔗 Adam Here's what I'm going to need you to do, Moe. Here's what I need you to do because I don't feel like I've sufficiently gotten back at my family.

15:48🔗 Caller They did it fairly. Why do you want to get back here?

15:52🔗 Caller Shut up!

15:53🔗 Adam Because it's payback time.

15:55🔗 Caller That's why.

15:56🔗 Adam Anderson, not a fan of Moe. Let me tell you, Anderson wasn't a fan of mine for the first six years. Just barely got over the hump. Oh no. Here's what I'd like to do. Hear me out, Drew. Tell me if you think this will work. My family, my family did a, you know, they did a lazy. Lazy is about the best thing you could say about their rearing of me. So what did I do to repay them? You know, I got a job, then I got on radio, then I made a few bucks and I leased my dad a car. Then I got married to a nice woman.

16:24🔗 Caller That's hardly payback.

16:25🔗 Drew And then you bust their chops every night on the radio.

16:28🔗 Adam Yeah, but they don't listen. That's why I can speak about my plan freely. So here's my thing. What I'm going to do as Moe, I'm going to fly you out. It's your own expense.

16:38🔗 Caller Yes, that's fine. It's no problem.

16:39🔗 Adam I'm going to need you to wear cut off sweatpants, flip flops and a wife beater.

16:44🔗 Caller All right.

16:45🔗 Caller That's basically what I'm wearing right now.

16:47🔗 Adam That's what I want you to wear. Yeah, in a leather fanny pack because you're not going to pockets in the sweatpants.

16:55🔗 Caller All right.

16:57🔗 Adam I'm going to bring you over to dinner and I'm going to just make the announcement that I cut Lenit Luce and that I woke up and I realized I was living a lie and Drew helped me discover myself.

17:10🔗 Drew And you cut Jimmy Luce?

17:12🔗 Adam I cut Jimmy Luce and I want you to meet-

17:13🔗 Drew You thought it would be all about him, but no.

17:15🔗 Adam I want you to meet Moe and Moe and I have been carrying on for some time.

17:19🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no. So slow down, slow down. No, Moe, my life partner.

17:22🔗 Adam My life partner, Moe. And here's the thing, I'll do that thing where it's like, don't try to talk me out of it. This has been going on for a couple of years now. I didn't want to say anything until I was sure. And then we're going to French kiss. Then later I'm going to vomit out. I'm going to vomit out in the driveway, but we're going to kiss in front of them. And I'm going to rub your belly a little bit. And we're going to call you monkey nipples. And then I'm going to announce that there'll be no grandchildren and that we're leaving. And that'll be it.

17:49🔗 Caller Now my question is, when they start flipping out on you, should I start to cry then?

17:53🔗 Adam It'd be awesome if you cried and masturbated, because I want you to.

17:55🔗 Caller At the same time.

17:56🔗 Adam I'm going to explain to them that you're sexually compulsive.

17:59🔗 Caller Okay?

18:00🔗 Adam And I'm going to see if I can't get my dad to vomit. I'm going to explain that I realize that not only I was gay, but I was a bottom. And that, and I'm with a man who's sexually compulsive, but he fits my needs. And he wears the sweatpants for easy access. Right.

18:18🔗 Caller You know, I think I can handle that, dude. All right.

18:21🔗 Adam Thank you, Mo. Put this on your check tape. I'll get out of my garbage can in a week. All right. God love you, Mo. Ninety, ninety four point seven.

18:31🔗 Drew That's right.

18:31🔗 Caller The buzz, the buzz.

18:36🔗 Drew No, they don't do that here.

18:37🔗 Adam All right. Now, if you kick Mo out of the studio.

18:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:41🔗 Drew Yeah, he's gone.

18:42🔗 Caller Good meeting you, Mo.

18:43🔗 God love you, Tom.

18:45🔗 Caller Yes.

18:48🔗 Yes.

18:49🔗 Adam You suffer from premature ejaculation?

18:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:53🔗 I should probably let you know first. I broke my leg in October of 01. So I started taking vi- I spiral fractured my tib and fib into 11 pieces.

19:09🔗 Drew So you're an opiate addict now?

19:11🔗 Hi.

19:11🔗 Drew You're on opiates now?

19:13🔗 Well, I was on Vicodin for- well, I couldn't walk for four months. I was on crutches.

19:19🔗 Drew What are you taking now?

19:20🔗 What do I take now?

19:22🔗 Adam What do I take now?

19:23🔗 Nothing. Okay.

19:25🔗 Drew So why did you-

19:27🔗 I've been to LA and I've been to detox. I paid nine grand. To recommend to anybody listening, if you have the chance to not take Vicodin, don't do it. It just about wrecked my life. I'm a middle class family person. My dad owns a successful business. I have a great family. And the Vicodin just about ruined my life.

19:55🔗 Adam Tom, let me, and here, here, and how did you shatter your femur?

20:02🔗 To know my tibia.

20:03🔗 Caller Tibia.

20:04🔗 Drew On a motorcycle. That's a motorcycle. Yeah, that's a typical motorcycle accident.

20:07🔗 Adam All right, here's, here's the thing, everybody. I have seen Vicodin sort of get a grip on people that normally didn't get, that drugs didn't take hold of.

20:20🔗 Caller Well, and I've, I've, I don't, I don't smoke pot. I mean, I, I, I don't anymore. I've smoked pot probably five times in my life. I don't like doing it.

20:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, Drew, Drew and I get in this argument all the time. Cause Drew is always, well, you have to be an alcoholic otherwise.

20:35🔗 Caller But all I'm saying is, you know, I do not, after, after my detox, I have not done anything. I do not drink.

20:43🔗 Drew I'm just saying you have to have a genetic.

20:45🔗 Adam Drew would still argue you're an alcoholic.

20:46🔗 Drew You have to have the genetic heritage of alcoholism.

20:48🔗 Adam Well, see, I'm, I'm, I gotta talk. And it's more widespread than we know. All I'm saying is, is I know people who have somehow made it through 40 years of life without getting hooked on anything and then ran into a little trouble with Vicodin. And that just means if you can take something else for your pain, it's probably a good idea. Although I don't know what that substance is.

21:13🔗 Drew Well, it's always opiates. That's the only thing that's gonna work. So all the opiates are the same. It's not unique to Vicodin.

21:18🔗 Adam It is. It's just the most popular.

21:20🔗 Drew It's just one that's widely available. And whether it's Oxycontin or Percocet or Dilaudid or Demerol, whatever it is, they're all the same.

21:26🔗 Caller They're all gonna do it.

21:27🔗 Drew All gonna do it. And so the trick is don't take the stuff for more than a week. That's the bottom line.

21:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:33🔗 Adam Yeah, for me, it just don't do anything for me.

21:36🔗 Drew Well, you don't take enough of it, I guess.

21:37🔗 Adam Oh, listen, I tried. And then I saw that thing that said, the martini glass with the cross through it.

21:44🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

21:45🔗 Adam Don't do it with booze.

21:46🔗 Drew With the bubbles coming out?

21:47🔗 Adam Yeah, don't do it with the booze. And that was, which to me means do it with the booze. You know what I'm saying? I see an X through something and it's more of a gateway.

21:57🔗 Drew Yes.

21:57🔗 Caller It's not an X. Yeah.

21:58🔗 Adam Still nothing. The world is your oyster. I mean because that's all the world is.

22:05🔗 Caller It did.

22:06🔗 Adam Yeah. It would be great when I go to Howard Stern and you stay here and rot forever Anderson. It's going to be awesome.

22:11🔗 Caller That was the night.

22:12🔗 Caller Tom? Yeah. All right.

22:15🔗 Adam So don't do Vicodin.

22:17🔗 Caller No, I don't. I've been clean since February.

22:19🔗 Adam Yeah. But that's your message. Don't do Vicodin.

22:21🔗 Caller No, I understand that. And because of that, I've been scared to drink. I just don't want to get hooked on anything.

22:32🔗 Drew Great. Excellent.

22:33🔗 Caller So I'm just so scared to death of...

22:36🔗 Drew What's your question?

22:37🔗 Caller Well, my question is, when I was on Vicodin, I could have sex for as long as I wanted.

22:46🔗 Drew Right. Opiates suppress sexual functioning. Right.

22:51🔗 Caller And I didn't... I could come if I wanted to. I don't know if I can say this on the air, but if I could finish if I wanted...

22:59🔗 Drew What's your question? What is your question? You got it.

23:01🔗 Adam Before I start beating it off.

23:02🔗 Drew What are you taking? You're taking something now, though, it sounds like.

23:04🔗 Adam Yeah. What are you doing?

23:05🔗 Caller No, I'm not taking anything now. I am... My question is, is I...

23:12🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

23:13🔗 Drew He sounds loaded.

23:15🔗 Adam It does sound loaded.

23:16🔗 Well, sometimes when people are stupid, they sound loaded. But that is...

23:24🔗 Adam There is a kind of a loadedness to him, right?

23:26🔗 Yeah.

23:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:28🔗 Where he's like, I could...

23:30🔗 Adam And he's sort of...

23:31🔗 Drew Little slurry.

23:32🔗 Adam Yeah, and we're kind of like, all right, spit it out. And I could...

23:35🔗 Caller I wouldn't eject.

23:36🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, that's cause of... And they just sort of keep getting back to it.

23:40🔗 Drew Right.

23:41🔗 Caller All right.

23:42🔗 Adam Tom, you're not doing any drugs, no booze, you didn't have a beer tonight?

23:46🔗 Caller No.

23:46🔗 Drew No medication?

23:48🔗 Caller No, none.

23:49🔗 All right, that's a bad sign.

23:51🔗 Adam So the question is...

23:55🔗 Caller What do I do to where I can have normal sex and not pre-ejaculate? And that's embarrassing, being with a girl and...

24:06🔗 Drew But here's the deal...

24:06🔗 Caller .able to last for 10 seconds.

24:08🔗 Adam All right, go ahead.

24:10🔗 Drew It's the same as anybody with that problem, which is find a relationship, kind of work it out. There's different things can be done, obviously. There is a medication going to come out in about a year that will significantly change this. It's basically a short-acting Prozac type medicine. It's going to significantly... This is a biological process, as you found out. You take a medication, it suppresses it. There will be a safe medication for this down the road, but there really isn't anything you can do to change your rhythm, change your timing, other than change what you do with it. That's sort of working it out with a partner. If you have somebody you're with for a while, you'll figure that out.

24:42🔗 Adam Yeah. You just need to get with somebody and get it worked out.

24:46🔗 Drew That's right.

24:47🔗 Adam All right. Let's see. Gouged one of his...

24:49🔗 Drew It's time for a break.

24:50🔗 Adam Well, hold on, Drew.

24:52🔗 Drew Well, okay, Mr. Corolla.

24:54🔗 Adam Well, first off, there's a two-hour time difference. So it's 12.24 where you're at. So technically, you're done with the show.

25:02🔗 Drew Oh, that's awesome.

25:06🔗 Oh, wait a minute. That was a horrible argument. Yeah.

25:09🔗 Adam Scratch that.

25:10🔗 Drew Okay.

25:12🔗 Adam Joseph, who we're not going to talk to, is 16 years old. He gouged one of his testicles while trimming his pubic hair. That just sounds like the kind of idiot I'd like to talk to.

25:22🔗 Joseph?

25:25🔗 Adam Joe?

25:25🔗 Let's go on, guys.

25:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Hang on a second. Think about, Drew.

25:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

25:32🔗 Adam Think about, if you had some sort of chart, some sort of way to chart the incidents of pubic, sac, nad related injuries from like 1952 to 2005 for teenage males. You know what I mean? There was probably not a male who was 16 that died his pubes, cut his pubes, or even knew where his pubes were on his goddamn body in the 50s. And now everyone's doing something special down there.

26:06🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right. So all kinds of sharp objects and chemicals coming around.

26:09🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like, well, what I did is, you know, you got to bleach it out with the hydrogen peroxide before you died.

26:16🔗 Caller Otherwise, it's not going to look red. It's going to look black.

26:19🔗 Adam And then if you want to, you know, if you want to get the mohawk going or you want to get the Mr. T going down there, I mean, you got to get a nice buzzer. I like I got one of them wall cordless ones. That thing works. And then all of a sudden, pow, all of a sudden, they're skin flying and guys screaming.

26:33🔗 Drew And and add to that what guys are doing on BMX bikes and motorcycles and stuff. You know what I'm saying? And skateboards.

26:42🔗 Adam Never been a worse time to be a scrotum sack.

26:45🔗 Drew To be a testicle. This is it.

26:46🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh yeah.

26:47🔗 Adam The sack really sack is really just a boda bag and then the testicles like the wine inside.

26:54🔗 Drew Right. That's heavy. Yeah.

26:55🔗 Adam All right. Let's take a break. Hey man, worst invention ever.

27:00🔗 Caller That boda bag.

27:01🔗 Adam Everything tastes like a mousse. Everything just tastes like a mousse took a crap at it. Boda bag seems cool. That's one of them leather canteens. Seems like a great idea. You get to hold it over your head and squeeze wine in your mouth.

27:13🔗 Drew It's a very 70s thing. You know what I'm saying?

27:15🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

27:16🔗 Adam It's awesome. It's like drinking out of water that's been sitting wrapped up in a leather car seat and out in the hot sun for a couple of days. It's a great invention. But it's cool when you're skiing, you know, squeezing in your mouth. Drew, did you have a boda bag?

27:33🔗 Drew No, but it seemed like everyone around me did. I hated them. The people take them skiing all the time.

27:40🔗 Adam All right, let's take a little break. Drew was a nerd with the K&T. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

27:50🔗 Caller We'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

27:54🔗 Caller Apple has done it again. They took everything you love about the iPod and shrunk it. The impossibly small pencil thin iPod Nano puts up to 1000 songs in your pocket. Available now in signature white or a very sleek new black design. Check it out at apple.com.

28:15🔗 Caller Yeah, Loveline, everybody.

28:18🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew.

28:21🔗 Caller Dr. Drew coming to you live tonight from Oklahoma City.

28:25🔗 Caller Why?

28:26🔗 Adam Because somebody dropped a nickel.

28:28🔗 Caller Ha ha.

28:29🔗 Adam He's over at 94.7, the buzz.

28:32🔗 Caller Keep it real over there.

28:33🔗 Adam Traffic, weather, news, traffic, weather, weather, traffic, and weather coming up the top of the hour. Quarter hour, half hour, eighth hour, sixteenth hour, 32nd hour, 64th hour, 128th hour, 256th hour, ha ha, weather, traffic breaking in, and when news and traffic breaks, when wind breaks, we'll be breaking in.

28:54🔗 Caller Tell you what I'm talking about right now.

28:55🔗 Drew Drew.

28:56🔗 Adam We're gonna be checking some temperatures later on out here in the Southland.

29:00🔗 Caller Oh, that's great.

29:00🔗 Adam Because a lot has changed since you left the town 12 hours ago.

29:06🔗 Drew It's a big, huge weather change I heard. I heard Pacoimas.

29:09🔗 Adam The Pacoimas checking in at 68 degrees, 68 in Van Nuys, 68 in Simi Valley, 68 in La Crescenta. Oh, here's something off the news. What is this?

29:20🔗 Caller Simi Valley, still at 68 degrees.

29:23🔗 Adam Slow and go in the DeVore Pass. Look out for brake lights, mattress and lanes.

29:28🔗 Caller Thank you.

29:28🔗 Adam Fan effing-tastic. How do we process all this useful information, Drew? Drew, let me ask you this. Remember when you would hear something and it meant something?

29:40🔗 Drew No, I don't remember that anymore.

29:42🔗 Adam But there was a time when if you heard something, it meant something.

29:45🔗 Drew Yeah, I believe it and or it was important.

29:48🔗 Adam Think about what you hear now. Here's what you hear.

29:50🔗 Drew First off, I hear you're 10,000 dead in New Orleans.

29:54🔗 Adam 10,000 dead in New Orleans and maybe higher than that. Some suspect higher. Higher or are they just higher? Because there's 200. That's number one. Number two, first off, I close my eyes. I hear a backup beeper. That's all.

30:08🔗 Caller Meep, meep, meep, meep.

30:10🔗 Adam I just realize I'm tuning everything out. Seventy-one in Simi Valley. Meep, meep, 10,000 dead in New Orleans.

30:18🔗 Caller Meep, meep.

30:19🔗 Adam That's that's my life. I need some. I just walk around with a bucket on my head now.

30:23🔗 Drew Nice.

30:24🔗 Adam That's all. And Drew, your kids are going to have to learn to tune everything out.

30:29🔗 Drew They already have.

30:30🔗 Adam Okay, good.

30:31🔗 Good. Okay.

30:33🔗 Adam Joseph?

30:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:35🔗 Adam You're 16?

30:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:37🔗 What's up?

30:40🔗 Well, anyway, I got home.

30:43🔗 Drew Adam, I think you disturbed Joe. I mean, you called him and disturbed him.

30:46🔗 Adam I know it's intrusive ringing you up at this hour, but we heard you had a problem with your testicles, and we really like to get to the bottom of it. So if you could please just bear with us, brother.

30:55🔗 Okay.

30:56🔗 Adam We'll make it up to you. Go ahead.

30:58🔗 So I was trimming my pubes tonight and kind of, because you know you have like that hair on the balls.

31:06🔗 Adam Hold on.

31:06🔗 Drew No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What is he talking about?

31:12🔗 Adam Hair on the balls. All right. Well, whatever. I'm still listening. I'm still listening.

31:17🔗 Go ahead.

31:18🔗 Caller I have a pair, you know, for the deal.

31:22🔗 I was trimming it and it kind of gouged it, if you will, my right testicle.

31:26🔗 Drew What gouged it?

31:28🔗 The scissors.

31:30🔗 Drew Scissors? I have a policy. I think it's Adam's policy too. Sharp objects? No, no, no.

31:38🔗 Adam Keep the sharp away from the junk.

31:41🔗 Yeah.

31:41🔗 Adam You know, they have, they have scissors that are actually rounded at the very end for like trimming your nasal hair and your ear hair and your junk hair. Yeah. Be probably the best three bucks you ever spent, Joseph.

31:55🔗 Actually, I spent on the dollar store.

31:57🔗 Adam Well, then, but I was talking about getting three of them. So the joke's on you. Yeah. Why is it Heimer? By the way, when you're at the dollar store, the 99 cents store and you see something you kind of like, but you just can't squeeze the trigger, that's a bad sign. You just stand in there, long, long, long bridge of drool coming out of your mouth. You've been eyeballing the scissors.

32:20🔗 99 cents. I do need a pair. No, I just couldn't justify it. Maybe, okay, I'll wait for that promotion. All right, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back.

32:45🔗 Adam I'll lay to you guys open, I'll be back, I'll be back. What can you not buy at the 99-cent store?

32:54🔗 Drew Rounded scissors, evidently.

32:56🔗 Adam Well, they had him there, he just wasn't willing to get the wallet out. Just couldn't squeeze the trigger, Drew, that's all. All right, he's fine. Or if he's not, he should go to the hospital, right?

33:08🔗 Drew Right. I mean, I don't believe it. I don't believe the question.

33:09🔗 Caller Yeah, well, what do you do?

33:11🔗 Adam It's not a question, it's a statement, and that means it's bogus.

33:14🔗 Drew Right.

33:15🔗 Adam Joseph.

33:16🔗 Drew Hey, Adam, you know what?

33:17🔗 Adam Bogus.

33:19🔗 Drew Joseph's bogus? Yeah.

33:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:21🔗 Adam What do you want, Drew?

33:22🔗 Drew So your life partner's hanging around here.

33:24🔗 Caller Mo?

33:25🔗 Drew He's still here, yeah.

33:27🔗 Adam Tell Mo I want him to start eating, because I'd like to see him up around three bells when I introduce him to the family.

33:32🔗 Drew He's just, he heard that, he's coming over the mic.

33:35🔗 Caller Tell him I didn't want him to do that, I just want him to start eating. No Mo.

33:41🔗 Adam Anderson got the No Mo chant going.

33:45🔗 Caller Who is Anderson? Is he your producer? Engineer.

33:47🔗 Caller That's what I keep asking too. Who's Anderson?

33:51🔗 Caller What the hell's his problem with me?

33:52🔗 Adam That'd be a great bumper sticker.

33:53🔗 Caller I like Mo.

33:54🔗 Adam He likes Mo.

33:55🔗 Caller Well, I think Mo did good, because Man Cow does well, so Mo's got a future.

34:00🔗 Caller Man Cow?

34:01🔗 Adam Yeah, Man Cow's very popular.

34:04🔗 Caller I've heard of him, I've never heard him on the air, though.

34:06🔗 Adam You will have heard of him. I've never heard him on the air either. I don't know what's... That's what I hear, but I've no... Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that's our show. That's not doing a morning show. It's not even doing a radio show.

34:21🔗 Drew All right.

34:22🔗 Adam Let's keep on keeping on.

34:23🔗 Drew All right.

34:24🔗 Adam Mo, hit the vending machine, brother. Get yourself a fun sack of Bugles and get to snacking.

34:31🔗 Caller I'm pretty close to what you're talking about, trust me.

34:33🔗 Adam Well, here's the deal. If you're close to, if you're already on the cusp of three, I'd like to see around 325. Whatever it is, step it up to the next level. That's all I'm saying. I had you about 275. I was looking to see you coming in about three. Again, Thanksgiving right around the corner, I got to show you to my folks.

34:49🔗 Caller That's all.

34:51🔗 Adam That's all.

34:52🔗 Caller I'm looking forward to it, man.

34:53🔗 Adam We're going to do that thing too. We're going to do that thing that you used to see guys do in high school. Remember that obnoxious couple in high school, they walked with their hands in each other's back pocket? Oh, except for your dad.

35:05🔗 Drew Your dad will bomb it right then. You don't have to do the fresh kissing.

35:08🔗 Adam Well, this is better because Moe is going to be wearing the cut off sweats. I'm just going to my hand tucked inside the belt.

35:14🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

35:14🔗 Drew It won't be tucked. It'll be lost.

35:16🔗 Adam It'll be lost in this prodigious crack. It's going to be awesome.

35:20🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

35:22🔗 Adam Drew, who do you want to talk to? Do you want to talk to Jessica Painful Sex?

35:26🔗 Drew I'm going to play the David Alan Grier thing for Moe.

35:29🔗 Adam Oh, the names?

35:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

35:31🔗 Adam All right. I wouldn't mind hearing Dagg's. It's our new favorite thing. Dagg turning Drew's birth control contents into black kids' names.

35:43🔗 Drew 100 micrograms of ethanol estradiol, which is-

35:46🔗 Caller Ethanol estradiol.

35:49🔗 Drew Y'all get in the house. It's the levonadestril.

35:52🔗 Caller Where's levonadestril?

35:54🔗 Drew Or the northendron.

35:56🔗 Northendron.

35:57🔗 Caller Put that whiffle ball back down. Come in the house. So behind.

36:02🔗 Caller I'm sick of these kids, man.

36:05🔗 Adam I'll tell you, I just walk around all day hearing David, Alan Greer's voice converting things into black kids' names.

36:14🔗 Drew Medical terms, medication. Good.

36:18🔗 Adam It just doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's a make of car. Doesn't matter. I just, I just hear somebody, somebody say, say a word and I just convert it. If I look at a menu and I see a stromboli and I just hear, I just hear David Allen Grier yelling for stromboli, get in the house. And I start laughing.

36:36🔗 Drew So Mo, when you and Adam get together for his birthday, he wants me to bring out the Stedman's medical dictionary and the physician's desk reference and just start calling out words that appear in these tomes. And so with David Allen Grier standing there just converting stuff into his mama.

36:50🔗 Caller Did you ever notice, I don't know if you, I got a buddy of mine who works at a hospital and there's names and I don't want to say it like this, but black people names, I don't know if you've ever heard of, they're like if Orangelo, there's Orange Jello, there's Yellow Jello, or what is it, Lamangelo. There's, if you look through the list of black names at a hospital, there's Orange Jello, Green Jello, there's Lemon Jello. Honest to God, I don't know if we can figure that out.

37:20🔗 Adam Well they're resourceful folks and they improvise too. I think that's one thing. I think Whitey comes in preloaded with a name. You know what I'm saying?

37:30🔗 Caller Dave, Steve, Tom.

37:32🔗 Adam I think the people of color see their kid and decide what, you know what I mean, like here's what it is.

37:37🔗 Drew It's free, it's a free hand.

37:38🔗 Adam Well no, here's the deal, yeah, when you get a dog.

37:41🔗 Drew Abstract expressionism versus some sort of highly rigid art form.

37:45🔗 Adam That's the point, we're too uptight. Like here's what I mean. We name our dogs before we see them. They see the dog and then name it because you don't want to call a Bowser, a Skipper, a Skipper, a Chief. You know what I'm saying?

37:57🔗 Caller You have to see the dog.

37:58🔗 Adam You don't want to call some short haired dog Fluffball. I think that's how the blacks name their kids. I think they see the kid and they decide what the kid looks like. Cause that's why we have White kids walking around and it's like we got guys named Gerald that don't look like Gerald's. We got guys that named Mike that don't look like Mike's or Frederick's that don't look like Frederick's. Black kids all look like their names.

38:21🔗 Caller So what do they do? Name them after they're five, six years old?

38:24🔗 Adam Cause don't they all look basically the same when they're born? Oh, how dare you? How dare you, Moe? I'm just saying, don't they? No, no they do not. White kids look the same when they're born. No, they do not. They look very, very different because we're all different and you cannot judge.

38:36🔗 Caller But when you're born, you look the same.

38:38🔗 Adam I think, I really do think they look at their kids, they decide what they are and they even according a name that works according to them. And that's the way you should name your kids. And when I get my wife brain and that's what I'm going to say, instead of looking through a big fat book, if it's a girl, if it's a boy, let's look at it. Like I said, you get a dog, you check out the dog, you see what it looks like and then you name it.

38:58🔗 Drew How's that going?

39:00🔗 Adam I'm going to name my kid Pink Mucus.

39:02🔗 Drew How's that? Or just Maconium. Go Maconium.

39:06🔗 Adam Maconium. All right. I'm going to tell you, I don't know, Jerome, we're trying to get pregnant. Please.

39:10🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. How's it going? How's it going?

39:12🔗 Adam Well, what do you mean, how's it going? She's not pregnant.

39:16🔗 Drew I'm just asking how it's going. You're moving along and maybe you got some plans.

39:20🔗 Adam We're trying. We're doing things. We're doing things.

39:24🔗 Drew Nice.

39:24🔗 Caller Come on, buddy.

39:29🔗 Adam Maybe being, yeah, maybe God doesn't like me. Could you imagine not having more of me in the world?

39:36🔗 Drew Whatever will we do? All right.

39:39🔗 Adam Let's take a break.

39:40🔗 Drew All right.

39:40🔗 Adam We're going to come back. We'll talk to Sudaphone. Suffer from severe depression.

39:46🔗 Caller That's a bummer.

39:47🔗 Adam Bumps on the penis.

39:49🔗 Caller That's nice.

39:49🔗 Drew That's good.

39:50🔗 Adam Painful sex. That's always a strong one.

39:52🔗 Caller Nice.

39:52🔗 Drew Good.

39:52🔗 Adam All right. All that after this.

39:55🔗 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

40:00🔗 Caller Apple has done it again. They took everything you love about the iPod and shrunk it. The impossibly small pencil thin iPod Nano puts up to 1,000 songs in your pocket. Available now in signature white or a very sleek new black design. Check it out at apple.com.

40:18🔗 Caller Yeah. It's Love Line. I'm Adam.

40:21🔗 Adam That's Dr. Drew in Oklahoma City tonight.

40:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:26🔗 Caller 94.7. The buzz.

40:29🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. You should watch my show on Comedy Central tonight, 1130, because I do a movie review.

40:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:40🔗 Adam Powerful. I reviewed the movie Gremlins.

40:45🔗 Drew That's very timely.

40:46🔗 Adam Well, it's only 24 years old.

40:49🔗 Caller That's all.

40:50🔗 Adam Oh, no. It came out in 84. It's only 21? Oh, it's only 21 years old.

40:53🔗 Drew Brand new.

40:54🔗 Adam 85, 84, 85. It's practically brand new. So get that new movie smell. Yeah. I don't want to review new movies. I'd rather review, you know what you should do? Guys review movies that no one has seen and then they get away with murder. Like I saw Siskel and Ebert or Siskel Ebert and Roper or whatever. They interviewed, they reviewed Red Eye, Red Eye, Blue Whale Ass. Red Eye sucked. But the point is, is they both give it two thumbs up and I just sat there watching them going, oh, okay, well, this is a looker. And then I went and saw it and then I got angry later. But if they review, if people had the balls to review a movie that was, yeah, if they had, if they had the way those to review a movie that was 10 years old that you saw three times, then you could argue with them.

41:37🔗 Drew Right.

41:38🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Drew.

41:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

41:41🔗 Adam You know how last week I got obsessed with the similarities between super rich people and super poor people?

41:48🔗 Drew Yes, yes, yes, yes.

41:49🔗 Adam And how, how poor and rich people shared more similarities than the middle class did with either the poor or the rich?

41:56🔗 Drew And I think a lot of people know that in terms of sort of the liabilities of being really poor or really rich. But what you could include into is that some of the sort of nondescript or ancillary qualities also were shared, like having upholstered furniture outside your house.

42:12🔗 Adam Yeah, if you have a sofa outside, either you have a beautiful pool with a cabana area or just on your porch. And there's, it's a bad cut. Your cousin has crashed out on it. Yeah, yeah. I thought I would call it rich man, poor man. The junior. You know, what got me thinking is the names more juniors. You know, there's more people naming themselves after themselves that are either really poor or really rich. It's not a middle class class thing. I also come to think of it, the crazy names to the Thurston's and things like that. Super rich, super poor. The here's another one I was thinking about the spending time in a bathrobe.

42:50🔗 Drew Oh, good one.

42:51🔗 Adam Super rich guy might spend all day in a bathrobe and a super poor guy might spend all day in a bathrobe too. And same with wearing slippers outside the house. That's a super rich or super poor thing. Super rich people have a lot of cars and poor people have a lot of cars. They're on blocks, they don't run, but they have multiple cars. Alternative medicine we figured out.

43:12🔗 Drew Oh, that's right.

43:13🔗 Adam Hunting. They both hunt. One is going after, you know, quail and they're on horseback and the other's like shooting wild turkey or eating squirrels or something.

43:21🔗 Caller Eating it, yeah. Yeah.

43:23🔗 Adam You know, here's one. Here's an interesting one. You ready, Drew? You sitting down, my brother? Live around water. Real rich people live like by the ocean or on the, you know, in Miami or on the thing. They have a dock, they have a pit, whatever. Poor people live by swamps and by lakes and stuff. You know what I mean? Or on the bodies of water.

43:43🔗 Drew On the benches.

43:43🔗 Adam The delta.

43:44🔗 Drew At beaches. Yeah.

43:46🔗 Adam Well, that's not even poor. That's just homeless. Here's another one. Are driven, whether they're chauffeured or they just lost their license with a DUI and they have to have some driving to work and stuff.

43:59🔗 Drew What have you been doing all day?

44:01🔗 Caller I've been thinking, baby.

44:03🔗 Adam Someone's been thinking. I'm just saying really rich people and really poor people, they both have to be driven or they both get driven. Like here's the thing. If you're poor and you're going to the airport, a family member drives you to the airport. If you're rich and you're going to an airport, a town car or a limo takes you to the airport. But if you're middle class, you drive there and park.

44:23🔗 Drew Yeah. Powerful stuff.

44:27🔗 Adam Powerful, yes.

44:28🔗 Drew The far away lots.

44:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:31🔗 Adam Then you get driven in the shuttle.

44:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:34🔗 Adam Interesting, huh? Sofa outside. It all started with me deciding that if you had a shower outdoors, you were either super rich or super poor.

44:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:43🔗 Drew I noticed you adapted.

44:45🔗 Adam I would say drinks more in general.

44:47🔗 Drew Yes. Yes. You're right.

44:49🔗 Adam Probably more booze at the top and at the bottom than there is in the middle.

44:52🔗 Drew Kids have more trouble?

44:53🔗 Adam More kids, more troubled kids.

44:55🔗 Drew More kids, more trouble. I noticed you've adapted the slipper thing.

45:00🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. I do.

45:02🔗 Adam I'll go hold my foot up now and let engineer Michelle react to the slippers I'm currently wearing in the studio.

45:09🔗 Caller All right.

45:10🔗 Adam Let's keep on rocking here, Drew.

45:11🔗 Drew We can't.

45:12🔗 Adam Again, this is powerful social commentary.

45:15🔗 Drew We can't keep on rocking. You've been talking so goddamn much. It's time for another break.

45:18🔗 Adam Well, you know what? I say fa to that.

45:22🔗 Caller Kelly? Kelly?

45:28🔗 Adam You understand? It's either my biting social commentary or this.

45:32🔗 Drew I understand.

45:32🔗 Adam Hearing the sound of a freeway. Go ahead, Kelly.

45:35🔗 Drew She's there.

45:36🔗 Caller What's up? Kelly?

45:38🔗 Caller Did you say Kelly?

45:40🔗 Drew Yes.

45:40🔗 Caller Just.

45:41🔗 Caller No, it's Kelly. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were talking to me. I've never done this before. What's up, guys?

45:44🔗 Adam No. All right. Now we're out of time. Did you say Kelly? Yes. Did you say Kelly? Yes. Did you say Kelly? Yes. No, it's Kelly. Awesome. Drew, you're so right. It's an awesome radio. All right. Now we're taking a break. Kelly, hang on a second, baby doll. Just hold the F on. Take a quick break. Drew, we're out in Oklahoma City. I may be doing some weather when we come back.

46:09🔗 Drew Oh, no.

46:10🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

46:11🔗 Adam All that after this.

46:35🔗 Caller Hey everybody, Loveline!

46:40🔗 Adam That's Dr. Drew out there in Oklahoma City tonight.

46:44🔗 Caller Hey, he's OK.

46:45🔗 Adam I'll tell you what. He's out there so undroped and...

46:48🔗 Caller What?

46:49🔗 Right now.

46:50🔗 Adam Acting, checking in, six, seven degrees. Aguadozi, six, seven degrees. Alhambra, checking in, six, seven degrees. Alhambra, Aguadozi, coming in, six, seven degrees. Aguadozi, coming in, six, seven degrees. Out to Dina, six, seven. Amboy, six, seven degrees. Anaheim, six, seven degrees. South Valley, six, seven degrees. Linwood, checking in, six, seven degrees. Maricopa, six, seven degrees. Meneve, checking in, seven degrees. Mento, six, seven degrees. Mira Loma, six, seven, Mission Hill, six, seven. Mr. Valby, six, seven. Mission Viejo, six, seven degrees. Mojave, checking in, six, seven. Monrovia, six, seven. Montclair, six, seven. Montebello, checking in, six, seven big degrees. Tell you what out there. Newberry Park, checking in, six, seven degrees. New Hall, six, seven degrees. Norco, six, seven degrees. Norwalk, six, seven degrees. Alantia, checking in, six, seven degrees. I tell you, we got news, traffic, track, weather, weather, news, track, weather, weather, news, and weather when it breaks.

47:43🔗 Caller All day, all the time, it's your weather, traffic, news, news, news, news, traffic, traffic, traffic, traffic, traffic, traffic, news and weather station.

47:49🔗 Adam I'll tell you what, check it in. Every half hour, every quarter hour, every eighth hour, sixteenth hour, every thirty second of an hour. Oh, this just in. Acuadosa Canyon, checking in. Sixty-seven big degrees out there. Apple Valley, six, seven degrees. Banning, coming in, six, seven degrees. Bear Valley Springs, checking in, six, seven degrees. Barstow Pass, six, seven degrees. Baldwin Park, six, seven degrees. Banning, six, seven degrees. Bell Air, six, seven degrees. Bell Canyon, Bell Gardens, all checking in. All the bells accounted for. Sixty-seven degrees, no whistles, thank you. Just the bells. Let's hop back on the phones. What do you say, Drew?

48:22🔗 Drew All right, let's go.

48:24🔗 Adam Drew, what's the temp out there in Oklahoma City?

48:28🔗 Drew Sixty-eight degrees.

48:29🔗 Caller Sixty-eight degrees?

48:31🔗 Adam You sure you don't want to check that temp again?

48:33🔗 Drew Sixty-nine, you're right. You're absolutely right. Way off.

48:37🔗 Adam Sixty-seven degrees. It's not sixty-nine. Sixty-seven degrees.

48:43🔗 Caller Okay.

48:45🔗 Adam Drew, do you not know the joke?

48:47🔗 Drew Yes, got it.

48:48🔗 Adam You're going the wrong way, buddy. Sixty-eight is supposed to go down to sixty-seven. You went from sixty-nine. I said sixty-seven like hundred and twenty-eight times.

48:56🔗 Drew I know, I was trying to be a little different. And?

48:59🔗 Adam We'll knock it off.

49:00🔗 Caller I will.

49:03🔗 Adam But when you went sixty-nine, did you think I said sixty-nine?

49:06🔗 Drew No.

49:08🔗 Adam You're so lucky you're not here. Kelly? Hi.

49:12🔗 Caller I'm sorry about earlier guys. I never called the radio station before, so I was kind of like all nervous.

49:18🔗 Adam Well, I'll tell you what you can expect when you call the radio station. Weather, weather, weather, and more weather, and then traffic, and then more weather.

49:25🔗 Caller It's actually sixty-five in LA right now, though. I have to call you out.

49:28🔗 Adam LA checking in at sixty-five, Monrovia sixty-five, Moncler sixty-five, Monabilla sixty-five, Monterrey Park sixty-five, Montrose sixty-five. We're only in the M's. Moorpark sixty-five, Moreno Valley sixty-five, Marengo Valley sixty-five. Do we need a Moreno Valley and a Marengo Valley?

49:41🔗 Caller We have both?

49:43🔗 Adam We got a, we got a Moreno Valley and a Morongo Valley. Seems like we're pretty much covered in the valleys that sound like morons.

49:50🔗 Drew And they're close, too.

49:52🔗 Adam Mount Valley, Mount Baldy, Mount Wilson, all checking in sixty-five degrees. What's up, Kelly? Yeah, I know. That's the whole thing. Can't we just expand Morongo Valley or expand Moreno Valley? Do we need both those crappy sounding valleys right next to each other? I thought it was Morongo.

50:08🔗 Caller What the hell is Morongo Valley?

50:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, and how do two valleys get that close? Doesn't one of them have to be a mountain? Go ahead, Kelly.

50:16🔗 Caller I don't even know where that is.

50:17🔗 Caller Go ahead, baby doll.

50:19🔗 Caller Anyways, here's my thing. I have a new boy and I'm so in love with him. I think he's the most awesome thing ever, but I'm kind of like a serial cheater in a way. But not with him. I want to change it, you know what I'm saying?

50:33🔗 Caller You want to what?

50:34🔗 Adam She wants to change. What's happened in the past?

50:38🔗 Caller I don't like sleep around with them, but like my exes will call me or they'll write me little letters and sometimes I tend to give into it, you know, and like I'll have a boyfriend, but there's something fun and like sneaky about seeing someone else on the side. I like to hang out with someone else even though they don't know you are. I know it's not so awful.

50:56🔗 Adam She's 20.

50:58🔗 Drew 20. Yeah, 20. That's sort of 20-year-old behavior. Well, you know, that's despicable behavior basically. You're hurtful to people who care very much about you, but whatever. Is that difficult for you to be in a close relationship with somebody?

51:12🔗 Caller No, right now it's awesome. The thing is my girlfriends all ask them advice about it and they just laugh it off and say, Oh, you're just like a dude. But that's not a good excuse. Like I'm like a dude. That's not an excuse.

51:24🔗 Drew The reason is you for it may just be you're going through a phase. I mean, some women will do that. But the overwhelming probability is that you just can't be in a close relationship. And that's because some, somebody.

51:37🔗 Caller The guy I'm with now, sorry, he just he knows about my past because he knows my friends and they've told him. And I try to tell him that it won't be that way. But like right when I was like waiting for you guys, my ex-boyfriend called on the other line and I'm just like, ah, what do I do?

51:52🔗 Adam All right. Look, look, look, Kelly, here's, here's the whole thing. It's like whenever I think don't masturbate, don't masturbate, don't masturbate, I begin masturbating and the fifth time I say, don't masturbate. You can't just walk around thinking, don't cheat, don't cheat, don't cheat. You're going to do it. Don't drink, don't drink, don't smoke, don't smoke. Whatever you do, you'll just do it.

52:10🔗 Drew Right.

52:11🔗 Adam Just relax. You like this guy, you're attracted to this guy.

52:15🔗 Drew The current guy or ex-boyfriend?

52:16🔗 Adam No, the current guy. Yes, you're attracted to him. You like him, just go ahead and stay with him. Don't keep shouting in your own ear, don't cheat. But here's the other thing. If you're trying not to smoke, don't hang out with smokers. Don't go to the lounge at the airport and sit with the smokers. If you don't drink, don't go to the bars. If you don't want to, don't get into that situation where the ex-boyfriend calls and says, oh, you know, you're really good with computers. Could you come over to my house and just help me out?

52:49🔗 Caller Don't do it.

52:50🔗 Adam You'll put yourself in that situation.

52:52🔗 Drew Right. Don't put yourself in harm's way. Don't let the train leave. Don't even go into the train station because the train will leave the station.

52:58🔗 Adam Right.

52:59🔗 Drew But Adam, we're not getting at why she feels so compulsive to treat. She has to sabotage relationships. All right.

53:05🔗 Adam Well, let's get to that. But first, let's get to some more weather. City of Commerce checking in 67 degrees. City of Industry, 67 degrees. City of Weather, 67 degrees. I made that one up, but it would be... But here is... This is something funny. There's a City of Commerce and then there's a Commerce.

53:24🔗 Drew Nice.

53:25🔗 Adam Do we need them both?

53:26🔗 Drew Do we have two different... No way.

53:28🔗 Adam There's two Commerces. And then here's your favorite City of All Time, Drew. You know what's checking in at 67 degrees?

53:36🔗 Drew Ducaipa. Cudahy. Cudahy.

53:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:41🔗 Adam Cudahy sounds like an Indian yelling at his kid to stop it. Cudahy! You know, Indian dad sitting around watching TV, watching smoke signals or something. Two kids playing grab-ass. He can't focus.

53:56🔗 Drew Cudahy! Put that wiffle ball bat down.

54:01🔗 Adam All right. Well, now you start talking about weather and guess what? Kelly hung up. You see what happens? Jessica?

54:08🔗 Yeah.

54:09🔗 Adam You're 28.

54:10🔗 Caller I am.

54:11🔗 Adam What's up, beautiful?

54:13🔗 Caller Hi. Well, I have been on the patch for like the last two years. And up until six months ago, I have loved it. But for the last six months, I'm spotting like continuously, even when I'm when the patch is on me. And in conjunction with that, I don't know if they're related or not. But like sex is becoming. It's not always really painful, but every once in a while, it's so painful that I like and get really nauseous.

54:44🔗 Drew One of the things is it pain with deep penetration or sort of an irritation like is when you start having having sex? What? What point?

54:52🔗 Caller It's like right when I start having sex.

54:54🔗 Drew Yeah, that's usually oftentimes that can be vaginal dryness from the progesterone in these hormone replacement in the birth control pill or patch. So sometimes it takes using an estrogen cream or maybe an estrogen depository will help that out a little bit. You talk to your doctor about that and maybe that would correct some of it. Well, probably make the spotting worse actually. You may need to change. It's time for a change, it sounds like. You want any other medication?

55:20🔗 Caller No, not at all. I tried changing to the Nuvo ring. But my doctor was just like completely unresponsive. He's like, well, if you're spotting with this and you're going to spot with anything else, and he like, he wouldn't change me.

55:36🔗 Drew He wouldn't change you to the Nuvo ring?

55:38🔗 Caller No.

55:38🔗 Drew The Nuvo ring would probably take care of the irritation you've got though, the pain with sex.

55:43🔗 Caller Really?

55:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

55:44🔗 Caller Do you think that it would stop the spotting?

55:47🔗 Drew Probably not. The spotting, you kind of have to expect spotting when you're on, often times when you're on birth control like that, and that's sort of part of the deal for many women.

55:57🔗 Caller I've never had a problem.

55:59🔗 Drew It's not a problem. It's part of being on birth control pills. You never had it before. You were lucky. But being on birth control, you should expect that kind of thing.

56:07🔗 Adam Oh. Alright.

56:09🔗 Drew It doesn't mean it's a problem. Do you think it means a problem?

56:12🔗 Adam Well, I think a lot of women think spotting is a problem, or a lot of women, here's what a lot of people think. A lot of people think whatever it is they weren't doing for the past 20 years that they started doing now is a problem.

56:23🔗 Drew Right.

56:24🔗 Adam And sometimes it is.

56:26🔗 Drew Yeah, sometimes.

56:26🔗 Adam I mean, isn't that sort of traditionally how people recognize problems?

56:32🔗 Drew Well, strangely enough, when there is a problem, where the way people respond is, how could this happen? I was fine. This never happened before. Drew. Yeah.

56:41🔗 Adam It's time for you to hang up your stethoscope. You hate people now, officially.

56:44🔗 Drew No, I do not.

56:45🔗 Adam Yes, you do. You hate your patients.

56:47🔗 Drew But I always, no, I don't. I just find it's easy. It's ironic that-

56:50🔗 Adam You hate people and people are patients.

56:52🔗 Drew I'm just doing the math. I just think it's ironic that people want to make a problem where there isn't one and when there genuinely is one, it's how could this be?

57:00🔗 Adam Drew, listen, I'm just saying my work is done because when I met you, you like people.

57:05🔗 Drew That's all.

57:08🔗 Adam Drew's a bitter shell of a man. When I met him, he was like, I was a bobblehead doll. Hey, what do you want? Hey, you say jump, I say how high. And now it's like, blow me. God love you, Drew. Let me tell you some cities that you just never heard of, Drew.

57:24🔗 Drew OK.

57:25🔗 Adam There's a there's a pumpkin center.

57:27🔗 Caller What?

57:29🔗 Drew In Southern California?

57:31🔗 Adam Well, it's just California. There's a Tacopa. Here's my favorite. I don't know where this is, but I'm moving.

57:37🔗 Caller Sugarloaf.

57:38🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, I've heard of that.

57:40🔗 Adam Yeah, just the idea that you get to live in a town named after a crappy 70s band.

57:48🔗 Caller Green odd lady, lovely lady.

57:50🔗 Adam Boom, boom, boom. I think that's Sugarloaf's only hit. And if I was the mayor of Sugarloaf, that would be pumped in into every municipal building.

57:58🔗 Caller 24 hours is my own.

58:00🔗 Caller My big fat ass every day when I wake up.

58:04🔗 Caller That was pretty good.

58:05🔗 My fat ass. Oh my God.

58:08🔗 Caller Hey, play that again.

58:10🔗 Caller That's what they kept calling Sugar Ray, Sugarloaf all night.

58:13🔗 Adam Oh, is that what it is? None of us have that kind of memory, Anderson.

58:18🔗 Drew Right, Anderson, that's pretty good.

58:19🔗 Adam Oh, he's going deep tonight. Yeah.

58:22🔗 Caller I'm a hell of a butthole, man.

58:24🔗 Adam I was just saying, if you lived in Sugarloaf.

58:27🔗 Drew If no one else remembers what Anderson's dropping in here.

58:30🔗 Adam If you lived in the town of Sugarloaf and you're the mayor and you pumped it in and you would pump it into courts and you would pump it into hospitals and it just anything. And people be in there talking to the judge about being assaulted and raped and you just hear that bass line. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It'd be on a continuous loop. Eventually the entire town would kill themselves.

58:57🔗 Drew Speaking of killing myself, do you want to read the Cry Wolf thing again?

59:03🔗 Adam I don't have that, but I can tell you it's 67 in Gardena. Garden Grove, check it in, 67. Fullerton, 67. Frasier Park, Drew. Surprising, 67 degrees. I don't have that thing in front of me.

59:14🔗 Caller Do you have that?

59:15🔗 Drew All callers tonight, yes, who are over 18, that get on the air will receive two tickets to see Cry Wolf. It's about a, it opens up on Friday, you lie, you die.

59:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:24🔗 Drew And it's about a group of students who sort of concoct an online murder mystery that comes to life and he kills everybody. And those of you that get on the air and win these two tickets will be put in a drawing to see if you get the opportunity to follow Block Party through Europe or see them in one of their concerts.

59:43🔗 Adam I'm going after the Magic Johnson Cinema out in Sugarloaf to watch that this Friday, buddy.

59:49🔗 Drew Nice, nice. I'm going.

59:51🔗 Adam Alright, let's talk to Sky because she has a hot name. Sky?

59:58🔗 Hi.

59:59🔗 Adam Seventeen?

1:00:00🔗 Yep.

1:00:01🔗 Adam Oh, what's up? What's the problem?

1:00:05🔗 Well, I just want to know, like, I have severe depression and PTSD. And my boyfriend also has severe depression. And I'm just, like, wondering, is that, like, really going to affect our relationship? Because we, like, we do really do love each other.

1:00:21🔗 Adam Well, hold on. What do you have the post-traumatic stress disorder from?

1:00:27🔗 When I was fourteen, I was raped.

1:00:30🔗 Caller Who raped you?

1:00:31🔗 Caller Hold on.

1:00:33🔗 Who?

1:00:35🔗 Adam Who did this?

1:00:37🔗 Two guys that I really used to hang around with all the time.

1:00:40🔗 Caller Wow.

1:00:40🔗 I was really in a good crowd when I was younger.

1:00:44🔗 Adam Now, did you ever prosecute them?

1:00:47🔗 No.

1:00:48🔗 Drew Okay. So, a post-traumatic stress disorder is usually triggered by a stress in the present that harkens back to a more significant trauma as often times in the past. So, that means you were victimized in some way as a child. Hello?

1:01:04🔗 Well, I was 13.

1:01:05🔗 Drew Well, no, no, even before that. What happened when you were little?

1:01:08🔗 Adam Weren't you 14 five minutes ago?

1:01:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:01:10🔗 It was like right before my birthday.

1:01:13🔗 Drew What happened when you were a kid, like when you were six?

1:01:16🔗 Nothing.

1:01:19🔗 Caller Where's your dad?

1:01:21🔗 Sleeping.

1:01:23🔗 Adam In, in, in six feet of dirt? Okay. And why, and why, why were you hanging around at 13 with such a motley crew?

1:01:31🔗 Drew That's right. That's more evidence that something was wrong.

1:01:34🔗 Adam You're basically hanging with teenage rapists when you're, when you're 13 years old. What's going on at home?

1:01:38🔗 Caller They were a lot older than me. I was in foster care. Oh.

1:01:42🔗 Drew Oh, that's, that's trauma. You understand that's serious trauma?

1:01:49🔗 Caller Okay. Well, here's, here's the thing, Skye.

1:01:51🔗 Adam I know you're angry and I know things have been tough on you, but go ahead and fess up these things so we can get to it, please. You're in foster care. I mean, you know, here's the thing. Let's talk about this for a second, because I think a lot of time people think foster care or adoption, you know, they don't even draw distinction between the two oftentimes. Adoption means from, you know, the time you could open your eyes, you were just with a loving family. Oftentimes, foster care means there are some serious ass going on at the house, and you saw God knows what before somebody snatched you out of there and put you with another family.

1:02:25🔗 Drew Right.

1:02:26🔗 Adam And that means scarring, emotional.

1:02:29🔗 Drew And then that puts you, having been in those sorts of horrible situations, sort of indoctrinates you into the whole freeze response in the setting of severe chaos.

1:02:38🔗 Adam Right.

1:02:38🔗 Drew When somebody comes at you, that's a victimizer. You freeze, you have a sort of a death feigning response, and you become a perfect victim. And then you'll get PTSD because it harkens back to all the horrible stuff in your childhood.

1:02:48🔗 Adam What happened that got you into foster care?

1:02:53🔗 Caller My mom has...

1:02:57🔗 Drew Addiction.

1:02:58🔗 Caller Yeah, both of my parents are alcoholics.

1:03:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:01🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:03:02🔗 Caller My father has a problem with domestic violence.

1:03:06🔗 Drew Nice.

1:03:07🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Awesome. I hope they cranked out a whole bunch of kids.

1:03:12🔗 Caller I'm the oldest of five.

1:03:14🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:03:15🔗 Adam What do you five? The over under was seven, Drew.

1:03:19🔗 Caller My parents were really young, too. My mom's only going to be 35.

1:03:24🔗 Adam Right.

1:03:25🔗 Drew That's even better.

1:03:25🔗 Adam Hold on. Hold on. Now I'm never wrong about this.

1:03:28🔗 Drew Oh, here we go.

1:03:28🔗 Adam Just not wrong about this.

1:03:29🔗 Drew You're never wrong.

1:03:30🔗 Adam I've been wrong in the past.

1:03:32🔗 Drew No, no, but this time I feel it. No way. Yeah.

1:03:35🔗 Caller You guys are Jews, right?

1:03:38🔗 Caller Nope.

1:03:42🔗 Caller I just.

1:03:44🔗 Drew Just take another crack. Another crack at it.

1:03:45🔗 Caller OK.

1:03:46🔗 Drew Another one.

1:03:46🔗 Caller All right. Hold on. Hold on.

1:03:47🔗 Adam Hold on.

1:03:48🔗 Caller OK. You got to be Japanese, right?

1:03:54🔗 Caller Nope.

1:03:55🔗 Adam OK. Then I just don't know what to. I can't make heads or tails of this world anymore, Drew. Everything I thought I knew was wrong. And I've been wrong every time on this one. And normally my instincts are spot on. I just I just drew. I'm just I'm ready to hang out, hang up the cans.

1:04:14🔗 Caller I really am shocking every single time.

1:04:17🔗 Adam I've been wrong about this every time you a sick person.

1:04:21🔗 Drew Well, sick Brian, when he's too pejorative a term, but you a person with with mental health issues who has depression, getting involved with somebody else with mental health issues is not a recipe for great success. The depression obviously in a million ways can interfere with your relationship. The antidepressant treatments can affect your sexual activity and your drive. What's that?

1:04:40🔗 Caller I'm not on anything.

1:04:41🔗 Drew How come?

1:04:42🔗 Caller I don't like medication.

1:04:44🔗 Drew And how about your boyfriend? Is he on stuff?

1:04:46🔗 Caller He's on Prozac and Concerta.

1:04:50🔗 Drew Okay, and so that'll make him not feel like having sex or if he does it'll be hard to, you know.

1:04:54🔗 Adam Guy, let me give you, let me just give you some sagely advice. You had a horrible zero to 17 years. You don't need to make 17 to 85 horrible too.

1:05:09🔗 Drew Nor should you repeat what your parents did.

1:05:11🔗 Adam Nor should you get pregnant. Now, let me tell you something about your chances of getting pregnant as opposed to someone who hasn't been through what you've been through. One million percent higher that you're going to be pregnant by, you're actually, I can't believe you're not pregnant yet. You're 17.

1:05:28🔗 Drew By morning.

1:05:29🔗 Adam Yes, by this time tomorrow, you will have triplets and then be born. That's how fast, like an alien. All right, so look, here, sweetie, get yourself some help. Stay away from booze. Therapy.

1:05:43🔗 Drew Good, good.

1:05:45🔗 Adam And stay with it. And you're in love with this guy. Great. Don't get pregnant.

1:05:51🔗 Caller No, we actually we decided that we weren't going to have sex until we're we know both know that we're ready.

1:05:57🔗 Adam Wow, that's fantastic.

1:05:59🔗 Drew But when you do, don't be ready till you're 28.

1:06:03🔗 Caller No, I'm saying I don't want to be like my parents.

1:06:05🔗 Adam Good. That's it. Let them motivate you. That's right. That's right, everybody. They're abusive. They abuse you. They abuse the substances. Don't be like them. Why can't people, you know, it's there's a. All right, Drew, let's talk about this.

1:06:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:24🔗 Adam People. Unfortunately, here's how we're put together and wired emotionally. You come from abuse, you come from alcoholism, you come from these big families, you come from teenage mothers and abject poverty. And what do you do?

1:06:42🔗 Drew Well, you just same thing.

1:06:43🔗 Adam Get get strung out on on speed and crap out a couple of kids by the time you're 12. That's what you do now. Now. Now. And I'm not going to say one percent. I'm going to say four percent of those people see that and say never again. Not to me. Not going to work at this way. When they become Madonna. Now, eventually they become your boss and you hate their guts until one day at the Christmas party, they have a little too much Sheva's regal and break down into a heap and creep you out. They're talking about being molested when they're 14 and stuff and all of a sudden the person you hated, you just want to get away from because they're freaking out.

1:07:20🔗 Drew A little, a little too specific and cathartic. Oh, yeah.

1:07:24🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. But you know what I'm saying?

1:07:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:27🔗 Adam I don't know what is different about that. That's less than 5% that somehow says, I saw what alcohol did to my dad. I saw what the abuse did. I saw what the teenage pregnancy does. And I'm not having sex and I'm going to college. I'm going to get away from this.

1:07:43🔗 Drew I can tell you a couple of things. There's their resiliency factors that are genetic. That the child who makes that choice is usually not the child with the genetic heritage for addiction and a single sustained positive relationship outside the home, that those are the things that tend to contribute to somebody not ending up the way they normally do after a situation like that. And she, by the way, sounds like she could make it out.

1:08:05🔗 Adam Yeah. But I'll tell you, Drew.

1:08:08🔗 Drew Tell me.

1:08:10🔗 Adam Foster care, multiple siblings, teenage parents, physically abusive father, alcoholism, not Jews. I just, everything I know is wrong. Everything. Up, down is up, up is down. It's all over the place, Drew. I'm spinning. Do you understand? Yeah.

1:08:29🔗 Drew I need you to do just a couple minutes on rape because this was a rape call. Because, you know, rape is a violent crime.

1:08:37🔗 Caller I can't do it. I can't do it.

1:08:39🔗 Adam I'm not your monkey.

1:08:40🔗 Caller How dare you?

1:08:42🔗 Adam I don't want to tell you something about my humor.

1:08:43🔗 Drew I do not want you to do the rape thing. Do not talk about rape.

1:08:46🔗 Caller Oh, you don't.

1:08:46🔗 Drew Do not discuss it.

1:08:47🔗 Adam Oh, you don't.

1:08:47🔗 Drew Do not. I'm telling you, do not mention rape again.

1:08:49🔗 Adam You think you're the boss to me.

1:08:50🔗 Drew We're not talking about rape tonight.

1:08:51🔗 Adam You're my boss.

1:08:52🔗 Drew I am.

1:08:52🔗 Adam We're not talking about it.

1:08:53🔗 Drew We're not going to discuss it.

1:08:54🔗 Adam Not only am I going to talk about rape, but if you were here, I would tell it to your ugly face. I'm doing an hour on rape and you can't stop me. Do you understand? You're lucky I'm not raping right now. That's how much raping I'm going to do. That's how much rape talk there's going to be. But I'll tell you something about rape. I'll tell you something I've learned about rape from listening to people talk about rape, not a sexual crime.

1:09:18🔗 Drew Not at all?

1:09:19🔗 Adam Not a sexual crime. A violent crime where you come at the end. Do you understand me? But there's nothing...

1:09:27🔗 Drew So it's like going into a liquor store, pistol whipping the guy behind the counter.

1:09:32🔗 Adam That's right. Taking the money, kicking his lifeless corpse, ejaculating on him, and leaving. It is that violent.

1:09:40🔗 Drew And not having a sexual experience.

1:09:42🔗 Adam No, it would not be. Just because you have an erection and there's semen blasting from the end of your penis does not mean it's a sexual experience. It is a violent experience. Do not ever, it's a violent crime. It's not a sexual crime.

1:09:55🔗 Drew How can I ever confuse that with a sexual crime?

1:09:56🔗 Caller It's impossible.

1:09:58🔗 Adam I don't know why the word sexual ever got involved with rape just because you orgasm. Just not, here's the thing. If every time I orgasmed it was sexual, I would be a rich man. Do you understand what I'm saying?

1:10:19🔗 Drew Yes, I understand. It's amazing.

1:10:21🔗 Adam Yes, it's like anything else. It's like if I was counterfeiting hundreds and orgasming simultaneously, it would be counterfeiting. It might be a sexual crime.

1:10:32🔗 Caller No.

1:10:33🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:10:34🔗 Drew Yes. What would be sexual about that?

1:10:37🔗 Adam Just because sperm is blasting out of your penis at breakneck speed does not mean it's a sexual crime.

1:10:47🔗 Drew That comes out fast for you, huh?

1:10:48🔗 Adam When are people going to learn? When are they going to learn? Do you understand?

1:10:53🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a violent crime. I understand.

1:10:54🔗 Adam And by the way, there are no rape victims, only rape survivors.

1:11:00🔗 Drew Right. Of course.

1:11:01🔗 Adam Right. You can be a victim of a violent crime, but you cannot be a victim of a sexual crime. You'll be a survivor of a sexual crime. And a sexual crime is not a sexual crime. It's a violent crime. It's just a guy busted a nut at the end. That's all.

1:11:18🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:18🔗 Adam It's important that people get it right.

1:11:20🔗 Caller That's all I'm saying.

1:11:22🔗 Drew Yes.

1:11:22🔗 Adam Now, just so people are clear, we're by no means making fun of rape or anyone's done it. I just can't stand the society we're living in where everything has to be labeled in a stupid, angry way.

1:11:35🔗 Drew Yeah. It's a twisted reality.

1:11:38🔗 Adam Yeah. If you're going to be a victim of violent crime, you can be a victim of a sexual crime. And if someone is having an orgasm, let's just go out on a limb and call it a sexual crime. Let's call it sexual for them, at least. At least.

1:11:50🔗 Drew At least.

1:11:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Because if it was about violence, I think they'd just punch people in the head. I don't think they'd be humping them.

1:11:57🔗 Drew No.

1:11:58🔗 Adam No.

1:11:59🔗 Drew I think I think I think pretty much by definition, any activity that includes humping includes sex.

1:12:05🔗 Adam For the person that's doing it. Yes. I think the problem is, the implication is it's a sexual crime, then it must be sex for the person who's being victimized.

1:12:16🔗 Drew Right. Which is not true.

1:12:18🔗 Adam And absolutely not true.

1:12:19🔗 Drew Because that would be like saying that child abuse is sexual to kids. It's not.

1:12:23🔗 Adam It's just child-shattering. Or that my throw pillow was having consensual sex with my dog. It's a victim.

1:12:30🔗 Drew Or your beanbag chair was having consensual sex with you when you were younger.

1:12:36🔗 Caller How dare you, Drew?

1:12:38🔗 Adam How dare you draw my personal shame into this?

1:12:41🔗 Drew It was a beanbag chair, wasn't it?

1:12:43🔗 Adam Well, it wasn't me. It was my buddy. But if I bring his name up again, he'll sue you. He's going to sue me.

1:12:50🔗 Drew You turned the beanbag chair into what? Cement?

1:12:54🔗 Adam You just had to drop an elbow on it in order to get it going again. That's all. Just to kind of... You know, it's like an ice cube tray. You twist it a little and it cracks and then you can get them out of the tray. That's all. That's all you had to do with the beanbag chair. Get comfortable. All right, let's take a break, shall we?

1:13:07🔗 Drew All right, let's do it. Yeah, that's good.

1:13:08🔗 Adam We'll be back after this.

1:13:09🔗 Drew I feel so liquidy.

1:13:16🔗 Caller Loveline, I'll be right back.

1:13:26🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, woo, yeah.

1:13:29🔗 Drew That sounds great, by the way, Adam. That sounds great.

1:13:32🔗 Adam Okay, Anderson gave me like a go, and then he gave me a three, two, one. Didn't he?

1:13:37🔗 Caller No, I think you thought my three was a go.

1:13:40🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Sounded like it. What's up, everybody? Loveline, man. That's Dr. Drew over there in Oklahoma City. When you coming back, my brother?

1:13:50🔗 Drew Tomorrow. Just looking at that, in fact.

1:13:53🔗 Adam How long's that flight? Four hours?

1:13:56🔗 Drew Well, you know what? Yeah, it's about that. But I went, it's about three and a half, but I went to Burbank, right? I flew out of Burbank. And that means I had to go to Denver and pick up a flight. I would, I swear to God, I would do that. I'd spend two hours in Denver as opposed to go to LAX. You know what I mean? It was like 12 minutes, again, in and out of Burbank and from my house, LAX would have been two hours.

1:14:20🔗 Adam Still, you had to go to Denver and hang out for a while.

1:14:22🔗 Drew It's cool, though.

1:14:23🔗 Adam You could do worse than Denver. It's a nice airport, too.

1:14:27🔗 Drew Yes, thank you.

1:14:30🔗 Adam Are you ready to keep rocking here, Drew?

1:14:31🔗 Drew Let's go.

1:14:32🔗 Adam Just saying, just saying, just saying. See, nocturnal seizures.

1:14:38🔗 Drew Ooh, that's nice. These are the guys that have sex with their girlfriends and things in the middle of the night don't know it.

1:14:44🔗 Caller Okay.

1:14:46🔗 Adam Let's talk to James, though. He has bumps on his penis. He's been on hold for 84 minutes. Let me get rid of him. James.

1:14:52🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

1:14:53🔗 Adam 24. 25. Yeah.

1:14:56🔗 Caller Check it out. When I was 15 years old, like before I even had sex or anything like that, I noticed I would get bumps down there. And, you know, and I figured, you know, I didn't know what the hell to figure, to be honest. And when you're 15 years old, I was like, okay, well, I got pimples on my face. Maybe it was your pimples down there or something. And, you know, I got older and they're still there. And I mean, I take a shower, like every day. I clean down there, you know. All right.

1:15:22🔗 Drew Hold on. Are they flesh colored bumps or are they like cystic puss, or are they like acne? Say that again.

1:15:29🔗 Caller They're just flesh. And it's like, here's the thing that I think I know what it is. I'm hairy like a mother. Like, you know, I'm just.

1:15:36🔗 Adam All right. He's a hairy guy. You think they're follicles? Or do you think they're pearly penile papules?

1:15:41🔗 Drew No, there are these spongy growths that men can get, particularly on their testes, that sort of look kind of funny and alarming. Oh, yeah. They're nothing. They're nothing.

1:15:48🔗 Adam He had a few of them before. It's awesome.

1:15:50🔗 Drew Oh, you had those. Remember, you had those black ones you were panicked about.

1:15:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:15:54🔗 Caller What? Well, here's the thing. Where was it? When I.

1:15:56🔗 Caller Were you in them or something?

1:15:58🔗 Caller A little, like, dirt will come out of it, like you would see out of a pimple, you know? And I mean, I scrubbed and I don't know what.

1:16:05🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

1:16:06🔗 Drew The S word. I call them so good.

1:16:10🔗 Adam It's been on hold for 84. It's been on hold for 85 minutes. And I know a lot of people listening thinks there's a hundred minutes in an hour, but there's only 60. So being on hold for 85 minutes is really like being on hold for an hour and a half. He spoke for one minute.

1:16:30🔗 Drew Drop the S-bomb.

1:16:31🔗 Adam Drop the S-bomb. And we had to keep moving.

1:16:34🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal. It may well be a sort of a clogged follicle or, you know, sort of a commito it's called and that some people form those and you don't see a dermatologist about this things they can do to get rid of those.

1:16:47🔗 Adam Commito sounds like a nice slang for penis.

1:16:50🔗 Drew You know, it's not a commito of these are basically the blackheads that when you squeeze them, toothpaste comes out.

1:16:56🔗 Caller Nice.

1:16:56🔗 Drew Nice. Nice. Yeah.

1:16:58🔗 Caller Love it.

1:16:59🔗 Adam Nothing more satisfying. I got to tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I would, I do not like a zit on my forehead, but I'll take one on the sack because I don't read.

1:17:10🔗 Drew You can work on it.

1:17:11🔗 Adam Well, I don't read on the pot. You know, I'm not a reader. You know what I mean?

1:17:16🔗 Drew You work on yourself.

1:17:17🔗 Adam Well, otherwise, what am I doing? I'm just sitting there staring at my knees. I got to do something. You know what I mean?

1:17:24🔗 Caller I'm a multi-tasker, you know what I'm saying?

1:17:29🔗 Drew There's so much of that sack too. Do you remember when you and I convinced Jimmy Kimmel that you were having a sacroplasty, a scrotoplasty?

1:17:40🔗 Adam Yeah, I'll tell you the most insulting thing about us convincing Jimmy that I had a scrotoplasty, which I think is a word I just made up at the table at a wedding. And here's the thing that was most insulting about the scrotoplasty is not only did Jimmy but the other eight people at the table, everyone was high by the way, but, or drunk, everyone thought that I had the scrotoplasty. And then Jimmy's defense for thinking I had a scrotoplasty is what a likely candidate I was for that kind of thing. Not my prodigious sac, but just in general, if anyone was going to be vain enough to have some work done, it'd be the ace man.

1:18:21🔗 Drew No, he was talking about the size of the sac.

1:18:23🔗 Adam No, he wasn't. He was like, oh, you know, who knows what you, I'm sure you've done things or you'd do anything.

1:18:30🔗 Drew Wow.

1:18:31🔗 Adam Me? Me, the one who barely wipes?

1:18:34🔗 Drew Well, barely wipes. You have the automatic toilet that wipes for you.

1:18:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Best gift Jimmy ever got me.

1:18:41🔗 Drew He's got a toilet that sprays water in his took eye.

1:18:45🔗 Adam It does. Am I supposed to apologize for that?

1:18:49🔗 Drew Just go ahead and follow on.

1:18:51🔗 Adam When you're man of my means, you get water shot up your ass.

1:18:55🔗 Drew Well, the other thing is trying to use something that the caveman used, the toilet paper, with the other prodigious qualities you have back there. It's like taking a peanut butter out of shag carpet.

1:19:12🔗 Adam Well, Drew, this coming from a man who has less hair on his body than that Vietnamese chick who got her clothes burned off by the napalm in that famous picture. Do you understand that she had more body hair than you do, Drew?

1:19:28🔗 Drew Yes, yes, and you found all of it. It was transferred to you.

1:19:33🔗 Adam Drew is like a creepy smooth, creepy smooth.

1:19:37🔗 Caller My arms are.

1:19:38🔗 Adam Oh, your arms are, but plenty of normal hair growth downstairs?

1:19:42🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:19:43🔗 Caller Nice. Of course.

1:19:44🔗 Drew Please.

1:19:45🔗 Caller Man of passion must have a silky bed for which to rest his penis.

1:19:52🔗 Drew Are you high tonight? Are you high?

1:19:55🔗 Adam Drunk? We got nothing. No, we got nothing here but me and Michelle been huffing copier toner.

1:19:59🔗 Drew OK, OK.

1:20:00🔗 Adam Because, you know, it's like, look, I'd be doing it every night, but when you're sitting next to the man, right, I mean, I don't need to be. I don't need to be judged.

1:20:08🔗 Caller You shame me. I don't need you judged.

1:20:11🔗 Adam Hey, Taylor.

1:20:13🔗 Yes.

1:20:14🔗 Adam You're 20.

1:20:15🔗 Caller Yes.

1:20:16🔗 Adam Germany or Florida, baby? Let's get it on.

1:20:19🔗 Caller First of all, Adam, Adam, I'm honored, Drew, it's an honor to talk to you guys.

1:20:25🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:20:25🔗 Caller And Adam, I love your show, your TV show.

1:20:28🔗 Adam Hey, I, tonight, well, it's on as we speak on Comedy Central. Nice movie review tonight. Big movie review. A movie that's 20 years old. It's awesome.

1:20:39🔗 Caller Yeah. I still haven't seen that movie.

1:20:41🔗 Adam Oh, you never seen Gremlins?

1:20:43🔗 Caller No.

1:20:44🔗 Adam No, you gotta see Gremlins. Gremlins is fun, a little romp, kind of a fun movie. It's just that one scene that's a little weird in it. That's all.

1:20:51🔗 Drew Which one?

1:20:52🔗 Adam Well, I don't want to give too much away, but oh well, who the hell cares? The movie Gremlins, fun sort of fantasy romp, but there is a scene in the middle of the movie when Phoebe Cates has to explain why she doesn't like Christmas. And basically explains that her father tried to crawl down the chimney one Christmas when she was nine, and they noticed a smell coming from the chimney. And five days later, the fireman broke it open and found his decomposing corpse.

1:21:22🔗 Drew Well, that's a good time for a kids' show. Come on.

1:21:24🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I mean. It seems very out of place. Let me just say this with the chimney thing in general, everybody. I know nobody writes movies actually knows that chimneys are constructed.

1:21:34🔗 Caller You can't get down a chimney.

1:21:36🔗 Adam Chimney flues about the size of a coffee can, number one. Number two, you get down to the bottom, you hit the shelf basically. I mean, go try to stick your hand up there and see how far you can get your hand up the chimney. All this stuff where it's like they do this in movies all the time. It's like, oh, my dad used to dress up and come down. What are you crazy? It's like saying, I got into my car by crawling through the exhaust pipe.

1:22:01🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:22:03🔗 Drew Yeah. Hey, you know, Adam, your life partner, Moe, a drywaller.

1:22:08🔗 Caller Oh, really? Yeah. Sheep rocker. Yes.

1:22:12🔗 Adam Slinging mud. I have to talk to him about Tom Brown.

1:22:17🔗 Drew No, no, no.

1:22:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:22:20🔗 Caller No, no, no. Taylor, go ahead.

1:22:23🔗 Adam Germany or Florida?

1:22:23🔗 Caller Here we go, baby.

1:22:25🔗 Caller All right. Wielding tables and chairs, a defiant owner and his wife chased three armed robbers out of their restaurant, police said Wednesday. The men, brandishing a pistol and a knife, broke into the Chinese restaurant shortly after it closed Tuesday night. The owner, 54, and his wife, 51, attacked the gang with furniture. The owner and his wife reacted quickly, said a police spokesman. They picked up tables and chairs and threw them at the suspects and chased them out.

1:22:53🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:53🔗 Adam Chinese restaurant.

1:22:55🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:55🔗 Adam Go ahead, Drew.

1:22:56🔗 Drew Well, first of all, if that had happened in Florida, they'd all be dead because they would have been hit.

1:23:02🔗 Adam They would have, they have gone. What, what? So there'd be gunplay.

1:23:05🔗 Drew Whatever. Whoever came to rob the store would have shot them all over that.

1:23:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:23:09🔗 Drew The other thing, but, but against Germany, they don't really have immigrants in Germany, do they? Do they?

1:23:16🔗 Adam I don't, I don't know that they, that they allow people that look different than they do into the country.

1:23:22🔗 Drew No, we've heard that in the history of...

1:23:24🔗 Adam Chinese immigrants. Yeah. Yeah, they like to, they like to insist.

1:23:28🔗 Drew But I still think I gotta go to Germany. I think I gotta go to Germany because I just don't think that could actually happen in Florida without somebody getting killed.

1:23:36🔗 Adam I'm thinking Germany too, but I'm gonna go Florida just because I know how to do good radio. So I say Florida, Drew says Germany and the answer to Germany or Florida is Taylor.

1:23:50🔗 Caller Germany.

1:23:50🔗 Drew Yeah. Yes.

1:23:52🔗 Caller Berlin.

1:23:53🔗 Adam Yes.

1:23:54🔗 Caller Wow.

1:23:55🔗 Drew Vindication.

1:23:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:57🔗 Adam Vindication sounds like a German word.

1:24:01🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying.

1:24:02🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:24:04🔗 Adam Hey, Taylor.

1:24:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:06🔗 Adam We're gonna send you out an empty envelope.

1:24:08🔗 Caller Okay.

1:24:09🔗 Caller All right.

1:24:11🔗 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to Tasha. Tasha's pregnant, craving everything.

1:24:19🔗 Caller Oof.

1:24:20🔗 Adam What's all kinds of food? What happened to sherbert, Drew? Didn't people used to eat sherbert?

1:24:26🔗 Drew Went the way of the dodo.

1:24:28🔗 Adam It did. It used to be a lot of talk about getting your tonsils out and then getting to eat sherbert.

1:24:34🔗 Caller Or the sherbert.

1:24:35🔗 Adam Even when I was eight, I couldn't understand that math. Like, how about you go to the goddamn store and just buy some sherbert. I don't have to have a piece of me hacked out with a scalpel. No, no, you get to eat sherbert. Sherbert. You know what sherbert is? Sherbert is one of those crappy things that your grandparents decide you should eat when you go to their house. It's that subtle punishment you get. There's always that difference between grandpa's house and your house. And one of those differences is sherbert.

1:25:04🔗 Drew However, all this talk about sherbert is making me hungry. For bugles, strangely enough.

1:25:09🔗 Caller Oh man.

1:25:10🔗 Adam I have two huge pillow cases filled with bugles over here, Drew.

1:25:13🔗 Drew Oh, I'm so jealous. Oh my God.

1:25:14🔗 Adam You can't get your filthy tongue on any of them.

1:25:18🔗 Caller Sherbert.

1:25:19🔗 Adam We'll have a nice, eat some nice tongue for dinner and then we'll have a dessert with some nice green sherbert. You gotta be weird just because you're old. And then wash it down with some refreshing buttermilk. What is that?

1:25:34🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

1:25:35🔗 Drew You gotta be weird when you're old.

1:25:36🔗 Adam Like Drew, here's what I'm saying. One day, your kids are going to have kids, you're going to have grandkids, they're going to come over to your house. What are you going to be doing? Smoking a Tiparillo, eating a tongue sandwich in Sherbert?

1:25:49🔗 Drew Yes.

1:25:50🔗 Adam Drinking beef mato? What happens to you when you get older?

1:25:54🔗 Drew Now that I draw the line there, it'll be Clamato.

1:25:57🔗 Adam All right. I'm just saying, won't you just be eating what you're eating now, and drinking what you're drinking now? Do you have to go weird?

1:26:04🔗 Drew No.

1:26:05🔗 Adam You think you'll be drinking buttermilk?

1:26:07🔗 Drew No.

1:26:07🔗 Adam I'm like, grandpa, be buttermilk, and then he like shoots seltzer into it. And this thing was always refreshing, refreshing. It's quenching. It's quenching. It's not quenching. I don't want anymore, but it's not because I'm quenched. There's a different, make no mistake, old man. It's not that it's quenching is it tastes like s, and I don't want anymore. That's not the same as quenching.

1:26:32🔗 Caller So quenching.

1:26:37🔗 Adam Hungarian Jew, crazy.

1:26:39🔗 Drew Yeah. Yes.

1:26:41🔗 Caller Yes.

1:26:41🔗 Drew I like gave you your sense of humor though.

1:26:42🔗 Adam Those Hungarian Jews eat the stuff that you throw out from the cow. You know what I mean? Like, oh man, there's nothing better than some stomach lining, got some eyeballs, some tongue. If a cow had a filling in its tooth, my grandpa would eat it. We've not had filling. Oh, spreading it on some rye bread. You've not.

1:27:04🔗 Caller Oh, delicious.

1:27:05🔗 Drew Quenching.

1:27:06🔗 Adam Stuffed cow tooth filling.

1:27:09🔗 Drew Awesome.

1:27:11🔗 Adam Not had not had the eyelash.

1:27:13🔗 Caller Awesome.

1:27:14🔗 Adam All right, let's take a break. We'll be back after this.

1:27:20🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

1:27:21🔗 Adam Please hold.

1:27:32🔗 Caller Yeah, get it on, everybody. Good choice, but to get it on.

1:27:39🔗 Drew Adam, I'm very excited about something.

1:27:41🔗 Adam What's that?

1:27:41🔗 Drew This is the last time I have to say that the callers who get on the Earth Night are over 18 get two tickets to see Cry Wolf, which opens on Friday. You lie, you die. About a group of students who establish an online murder mystery, which comes to life and the guy kills everybody. And those of you that get on the air are going to be put in a drawing. It will be announced on Sunday to see a block party in a concert, wherever you like, in Europe.

1:28:06🔗 Caller Europe. Yeah. Yeah.

1:28:09🔗 Adam So we're talking about what my crazy Jewish grandfather, who is not related to me, by the way, for those who think I'm Jewish, step grandfather.

1:28:18🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:28:18🔗 Adam The Corollas were doing it a long time ago. You dysfunctional families think you guys think you you pioneered this dysfunctional family crap?

1:28:27🔗 Caller Hell no.

1:28:28🔗 Adam We've been doing it for about 80 years, maybe, maybe over that. But engineer Michelle was just to explain to me how her uncle used to used to cook a whole cow's head, boy, boil the cow's head, eat the brains out of it, brains, eyes, everything. And I thought, yeah, the Jews and the Mexicans, boy, they could really have a competition about what part of the cow they would eat. They could really, it would just get down to, it would get down to hooves and fur and eventually just fecal matter. And it'd be like, name that tune, like, I'll eat that cow and fine, you know, and just keep going. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be awesome. Yeah, I'll, no, I'll eat the cud out of its stomach, out of its seventh stomach. All right, where are we, Drew? Let's talk to, well, it's Tasha. I guess I said Tasha before. Did it get changed or did I screw that up?

1:29:27🔗 Caller Actually, no, you just pronounced it wrong.

1:29:28🔗 Caller It's Tasha.

1:29:31🔗 Adam But earlier before, when we went to break, I said Tasha, right?

1:29:37🔗 Drew Don't belabor it. Let's keep going.

1:29:38🔗 Adam All right, but did the phone screeners change it or did I just screw it up? That's all I'm saying.

1:29:42🔗 Caller You know, I don't know. The phone screener had a hard time saying it too.

1:29:45🔗 Adam All right.

1:29:46🔗 Caller Here we go.

1:29:46🔗 Adam That's a horrible name. Go ahead.

1:29:50🔗 Caller What would you say?

1:29:52🔗 Adam I said it's a horrible name.

1:29:53🔗 Caller Oh, well, thank you.

1:29:54🔗 Caller I'm so glad you like it.

1:29:55🔗 Adam Tasha. Doesn't everyone call Tasha?

1:30:01🔗 Caller Does what?

1:30:02🔗 Adam What is it? Tasha or Tasha?

1:30:03🔗 Caller It's Tasha.

1:30:05🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

1:30:07🔗 Drew All right.

1:30:07🔗 Adam Do people call you Tasha?

1:30:09🔗 Caller All the time. It's very, very unusual for somebody to actually pronounce it correctly.

1:30:14🔗 Drew Okay. We're about out of time now. There we go.

1:30:16🔗 Adam Do you always correct them?

1:30:17🔗 Drew All the time. Do not take calls.

1:30:19🔗 Adam All the time?

1:30:19🔗 Drew Do not talk to our colleagues.

1:30:21🔗 Caller Do not take any more calls.

1:30:22🔗 Adam No, I'm not talking to her. She said they always mispronounce it and she has to correct people all the time. And I can't stand, I just can't stand that human being. I can't stand it. I can't stand it.

1:30:35🔗 Drew All right.

1:30:36🔗 Adam I just got back from Iraq.

1:30:38🔗 Drew You did?

1:30:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:39🔗 Adam Jessica?

1:30:40🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:30:41🔗 Adam Just got back from Iraq?

1:30:43🔗 Caller A couple months ago. Actually, almost a year ago. I just got out of the military.

1:30:46🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:30:48🔗 Adam What did you do over there?

1:30:50🔗 Caller Well, I was technically, I was a mechanic, but for about eight months, I was a gunner.

1:30:54🔗 Adam Wow. What were you a gunner on?

1:30:57🔗 Caller I was a Humvee gunner.

1:30:59🔗 Adam Wow.

1:31:00🔗 Drew Crazy.

1:31:01🔗 Caller Yeah, I was.

1:31:02🔗 Caller Diesel dyke.

1:31:03🔗 Drew Anything weird?

1:31:04🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:31:05🔗 Drew I mean, how was it?

1:31:07🔗 Caller Hot.

1:31:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Wow.

1:31:09🔗 Adam Are you a lesbian?

1:31:10🔗 Caller Oh, no, I'm not.

1:31:12🔗 Caller Wow.

1:31:12🔗 Adam A mechanic. And then it went to ball turret gunner on a hummer. I mean, holy Christ, woman. All right. So what's up?

1:31:22🔗 Caller Well, ever since I got out of the military, I've been having issues with physical touch. And my sex drive has just like plummeted. And right now I'm engaged and I'm afraid it's going to affect our future. And I was wondering if this stuff is going to pass or if this is what it was caused from.

1:31:39🔗 Drew Are you having like a post-traumatic stress reaction?

1:31:41🔗 Caller I am not sure.

1:31:43🔗 Adam All right. Well, look, I mean, you can go to your doctor, but I mean, after seeing what you've seen and being where you've been, you know what I mean? I mean, look, my dog goes to the vet, my wife's thrown off. She's not right for two weeks, you know?

1:31:56🔗 Drew Right.

1:31:57🔗 Adam You're going to Iraq, working as a gunner. I mean, my god, woman, you know what I'm saying?

1:32:03🔗 Drew Right.

1:32:04🔗 Adam You got to expect something. I know, get some help, but obviously, this is connected. All right. And you must be able to contact the military or whoever your CO is or whatever and see about availing yourself of some of this help. Let's take a break, shall we, Drew?

1:32:21🔗 Drew Yes, sir.

1:32:22🔗 Adam We'll be back after this.

1:32:24🔗 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal.

1:32:25🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:32:29🔗 Adam One call is all you need to make.

1:32:30🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:32:31🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:32:33🔗 Drew Call the Dateline.

1:32:37🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

1:32:38🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:33:05🔗 Caller Yeah, Loveline. There you go. Well, that's the week.

1:33:08🔗 Adam I want to give some thanks for thanks or do. Marcus.

1:33:11🔗 Caller Nice.

1:33:12🔗 Adam Engineer Marcus doing a great job. Engineer Rick doing a great job. Engineers, Michelle, fantabulous as usual. Engineer Anderson.

1:33:22🔗 Caller Can't stop that love train.

1:33:24🔗 Adam I want to thank producer Anne. I want to thank Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, producer Lauren for doing a fantastic job. Gonna give up the ghost for Tori Amos to do some work on the inland invasion on Saturday.

1:33:51🔗 Drew That's a catastrophe for her.

1:33:52🔗 Adam That's employee of the month status right there.

1:33:55🔗 Drew Decade, what are you talking about?

1:33:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:58🔗 Adam And who else? Patricia, Patricia. Nice job on the phones, baby doll. So, until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Where's your dad? Sleeping. In Six Feet of Dirt.

1:34:12🔗 Caller This has been Loveline, Loveline.

1:34:17🔗 Caller Opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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