Wednesday, September 14, 2005

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

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1:08🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 The Bravery Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:21🔗 Voiceover I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, Codependent Rescuer, Underminer.

1:32🔗 Drew Extraordinaire.

1:33🔗 Adam Extraordinaire. He wears all those hats. The Bravery is in studio tonight. Thank you. John Conway, Michael Zakharin in here, both from the band. And let's see, a couple things. We'll hear something off their debut CD, which is coincidentally called The Bravery. They're going to be playing the Inland Invasion, which is coming up. Huge, huge K-Rock event this Saturday. Drew's going to be there.

1:57🔗 Drew I'm going to go, yeah.

1:58🔗 Adam Drew calls it the best concert of the year.

2:00🔗 Drew It is. Well, the Acoustic Christmas is the best concert of the year, but it's the best outdoor concert, for sure.

2:06🔗 Adam Oh yeah?

2:06🔗 Drew For sure.

2:07🔗 Adam And Drew, that's a hole for you.

2:09🔗 Drew Yes, I know. And I don't like concerts.

2:10🔗 Adam You don't like concerts? You don't like people? You don't like kids? I like people. You don't like rock music? You don't like the outdoors? You don't like driving?

2:16🔗 Drew I don't like that.

2:18🔗 Adam Fah.

2:18🔗 Drew I say fah. It's all that.

2:19🔗 Adam Drew says fah.

2:21🔗 Drew But I go to this.

2:22🔗 Adam He does. Every year. Drops a tab of peyote, lets his freak flag fly.

2:29🔗 Drew That's how I get the, well.

2:30🔗 Adam Kicks the hacky sack around, gets nude, rolls in the mud. It's gonna be awesome. Who else is on the bill? Do you guys know?

2:38🔗 The Bravery Oasis.

2:38🔗 Oasis is on, yeah.

2:39🔗 The Bravery Ooh.

2:40🔗 Maybe Block Party, I think.

2:42🔗 Drew Garbage, Live.

2:43🔗 Adam Ooh. Ooh.

2:44🔗 Drew Yeah, 311.

2:46🔗 Adam I gotta go to this.

2:47🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying.

2:47🔗 The Bravery That's a great bill. The bravery.

2:49🔗 It's the best outdoor concert of the year.

2:51🔗 Adam Wow, that's what I hear. So says Dr. Drew. Madness. Well, he's trying to think. Well, Garbage, yeah, that'd be great. Bad to see.

3:00🔗 Drew Your buddies.

3:00🔗 Adam Oh, cake's gonna be.

3:02🔗 The Bravery Madness.

3:03🔗 Adam His, Madness, did he say?

3:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:05🔗 Adam Oh, I gotta get out there. Has Oasis been playing?

3:09🔗 The Bravery They've been out and about.

3:11🔗 Adam They took a little time off, right?

3:13🔗 Yeah, we just had a couple of festivals in Europe and they played a few of them.

3:17🔗 Yeah, they're back on a full tour.

3:19🔗 Adam How the Gallagher brothers are hanging together.

3:22🔗 I didn't see them eat together.

3:23🔗 No, they were eating separately at the festivals. Yeah, we get along with Liam. I don't we don't know Noel. We never met him before, but Liam. Yeah, I was.

3:32🔗 Adam I maybe maybe as you know, as you get a little older and the testosterone production goes down a little and you get the higher levels of circulating estrogen in your body, you just I think you mellow out a little bit.

3:44🔗 Drew Oh, my yes.

3:45🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, we've had guys who've come in here from bands when they were like 25, 26 before.

3:51🔗 Drew Be fair, that's pot and brain damage.

3:52🔗 Adam Pot and brain damage. But we see them later. You see them like, you know, seven million metric tons of weed later in seven years. A couple of rest. Also, they're just docile. They're like old prize fighters. Hey, James, how you doing? Just sitting around looking at the ground.

4:08🔗 The Bravery Yeah.

4:09🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. So we're going to hear something off the CD tonight.

4:14🔗 I really don't.

4:14🔗 The Bravery I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, what did you say?

4:17🔗 A hermit.

4:20🔗 Yeah.

4:21🔗 Adam Also, The Bravery is going to be doing my Dear, Dear, Dear, Dear Friends show, Carson Daly on September 22nd. You guys have done his show, I imagine, before. I don't know.

4:32🔗 Is this our first time? Yeah, first time. Really? Yeah, it was great.

4:36🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute.

4:36🔗 The Bravery Wait a minute.

4:37🔗 Adam What am I looking at? September 20th.

4:40🔗 The Bravery You did it already?

4:42🔗 Drew You've taped it already.

4:43🔗 Adam Oh, you taped it. Oh, okay. All right. Now, who cares?

4:47🔗 The Bravery Oh, damn.

4:49🔗 Adam Listen, we're not even here right now.

4:52🔗 We just suspect it's going to be really good when you get there.

4:55🔗 Adam It's going to be awesome. All right. And also going to be playing. Oh, let's see the. So the Inland Invasions at the Glenn Helen Hyundai Pavilion. And also the guys are going to be at the Avalon in Hollywood on October 16th, which is Saturday, Friday. What? What are we, the 14th?

5:14🔗 Yeah.

5:16🔗 Yeah.

5:16🔗 Drew Turn it off.

5:17🔗 Fix the mic. All right.

5:20🔗 Adam Anderson is such a soothing voice.

5:22🔗 Turn it off when you move the mic.

5:24🔗 Adam And then he waits for me and he goes, Yeah.

5:27🔗 That's right.

5:28🔗 That's right.

5:30🔗 Adam What are you making, a porn film or engineering a show?

5:34🔗 What's that?

5:34🔗 Ryan?

5:35🔗 Adam I think he just swallowed his pride.

5:37🔗 Ryan?

5:40🔗 Adam This is, we're off to an awesome start.

5:41🔗 Hello, hello, hello.

5:42🔗 There we are.

5:43🔗 Adam What's up?

5:44🔗 Hey.

5:45🔗 Adam 26, what's up?

5:47🔗 I had a question. I had my PA done about three years ago.

5:50🔗 Drew Prince Albert?

5:53🔗 And my boyfriend didn't like it, so I took it out about nine months ago. But it hasn't closed up yet. So like I'm still like peeing out of both holes.

6:03🔗 Drew Nice.

6:04🔗 And he's like, he's like complaining that there's a funny smell coming from it.

6:09🔗 Drew Uh-uh.

6:10🔗 The Bravery Is there?

6:11🔗 Could be. So I was just wondering, like, what could be causing that and why it hasn't started to close up yet?

6:18🔗 Drew Well, maybe it's infected. That's kind of scary. That can be pretty serious, actually.

6:21🔗 Adam It doesn't need to ever close up, does it?

6:23🔗 Drew No, it doesn't have to.

6:24🔗 Adam I mean, you see people walk around there. You can see where they have a hole in the earring and their nose or whatever.

6:29🔗 Drew Yeah, it may not close up. But boy, I would see a urologist right away to make sure there's not something in there up inside that's growing, getting infected.

6:37🔗 Because it doesn't hurt or anything.

6:39🔗 Drew Well, that's a good sign. But I still would have somebody take a look at it and knows what they're doing.

6:42🔗 Adam Well, how much, couldn't you tell them it wouldn't pus come out or something?

6:47🔗 Drew Usually, usually it would hurt. But again, it smells.

6:49🔗 Adam If I had that hole, I wouldn't block it up or anything. I would just clog up the urethra and pee out of that hole. You know what I mean?

6:58🔗 The Bravery It's underneath, it pees.

7:00🔗 Like it smells more so, like you said, like after I've worked out, after I go to come back from the gym, it smells a little more like if I've been sweating.

7:06🔗 Drew All right, well the smell from infection is anaerobic bacteria and that's what grows, that would sense to proliferate during in a workout.

7:12🔗 Adam Well doesn't everyone's area smell after the gym?

7:15🔗 Drew Absolutely.

7:16🔗 Adam I mean after a shower?

7:17🔗 Drew And in that little hole that's moist, that's away from the air, yes, things can grow in there, but still.

7:22🔗 Adam Wait a second, you take a shower and it still smells?

7:26🔗 No, no, no, not after I shower or anything.

7:28🔗 Adam Okay, hold on, hold on, you idiot. Wait, hold on, he's like, my junk smells, I think I got an infection and then it smells more after a good workout. Well, no ass, Sherlock, of course, it smells more. Oh, well, so, oh, you mean after you work out, but then you take a shower? No, no, just after a workout. These guys are geniuses. Well, whose junk doesn't smell after a workout?

7:54🔗 Drew But maybe he's getting right down there at the toot suite.

7:56🔗 Adam Don't blow the guy after he's just been in the spinning class, just trying to think of a good gay aerobic activity. You know what I mean? I didn't want to say pumping air because I had to fathom it up. Yeah, you know, after your jazzercise class, you know, you got the leg warmers up there. You're wearing the dolphin shorts. You know what I mean? Matching pastel headband and sweat bands, you know?

8:19🔗 Drew I have an idea now. I'm thinking, I've got a concept.

8:22🔗 Adam This is bogus.

8:23🔗 Drew Wait, wait, these guys ought to get like sequential sort of PA type things and then have an instrument.

8:28🔗 Adam Oh, they could play. Literal skin flute, literally, literally a skin flute. Here's what I would do.

8:34🔗 Drew What is sort of a skin recorder?

8:36🔗 Adam If I had that hole, because the toughest, you have to be a recorder. Well, Drew, people, I think of recorders in the flute family.

8:44🔗 Drew Clarinet, clarinet.

8:45🔗 Adam Is a recorder's a flute, isn't it? You know, it's like a blue jay and a dove are both birds.

8:52🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

8:53🔗 Adam Wow, that's heavy.

8:54🔗 Drew This is getting heavy. This whole conversation is heavy. I just think the tooth sweet idea is just incredible.

8:58🔗 Adam Well, look, when people say flute, they think flute, you know. They don't think Ian Anderson. They don't think toll, baby. They think recorder. Here's my point. My point is, is if I had that hole in the bottom of my penis, I would leave it alone. When I got up in the morning with that boner, I would just clog the urethra and whizz straight down. 90 degrees.

9:17🔗 Drew Right into the sink.

9:18🔗 Adam Well, I would do it in the sink, yeah, but normally we'll do it in the toilet. You know what I mean? The boner's going straight out. You block off the end. The whizz makes a 90. Pow, straight down in the toilet. Yeah, it's literally going straight down. Yeah?

9:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

9:33🔗 Adam All right.

9:34🔗 Drew Good times.

9:34🔗 Adam All right. Ryan Angers me.

9:35🔗 Drew I don't know why.

9:36🔗 Adam Samantha?

9:38🔗 Hello.

9:39🔗 Adam You're 20?

9:40🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

9:41🔗 Adam What's up?

9:43🔗 Caller I'm going to Rome out of the country in two weeks, and I have problems with anxiety, and I've been diagnosed with depression like three times.

9:53🔗 Adam See, that could be our good who's on first bet. Where are you going? To Rome. I know you're going to Rome, but where? Just to Rome. You see what I'm saying?

10:02🔗 Drew I see. That's a genius, I tell you.

10:04🔗 Adam You could pick enough countries out there, you could get a good who's on first bet. You know what I'm saying?

10:09🔗 Drew Let's work on it.

10:09🔗 Adam All right. Hungry. Write that down. Samantha?

10:13🔗 Drew Yes. What's your question? You've had professional advice, you've been told to take treatment, now what's going on?

10:18🔗 Caller All right. Well, I was on Zoloft for like three months, it's probably like I stopped being on it like three months ago because it started to like mess up my life, I couldn't wake up in the morning and stuff.

10:28🔗 Drew Okay.

10:29🔗 Caller So I smoke weed, like on a regular basis every day because it calms me down.

10:34🔗 Drew Well, that's why you have the depression and anxiety.

10:35🔗 Adam Second country would be Hungary. I'm going to Rome, Hungary. All right. So why don't you eat some and find a destination? You see what I'm saying? Is there good who's on first bit? We can work it out, fellas.

10:46🔗 Drew Get the beats.

10:47🔗 Adam Get the beats down. You know, maybe it's your content.

10:50🔗 Drew Samantha, marijuana eventually, when people use it daily, it eventually causes marijuana and anxiety and panic ultimately and agoraphobia.

10:57🔗 Caller But I've had, like even before I smoked, I've always been depressed, like ever since I was really young.

11:01🔗 Drew If it were a good treatment for depression, we would suggest it. But everybody has, everyone who becomes an addict uses drugs initially to feel better. That's why they take drugs. And as long as you smoke pot, your depression anxiety is completely, completely untreatable. It's impossible.

11:17🔗 Adam Why are you going to Rome?

11:19🔗 Caller I'm studying abroad for three months.

11:21🔗 Drew This is not going to be a pretty thing for you.

11:23🔗 Adam Wow. You're 20. Are you paying for this? Who's paying for this?

11:28🔗 Caller No, my parents are.

11:29🔗 Adam Wow. That's a good parents.

11:31🔗 Caller But I work on my own as well. I live with them.

11:33🔗 Adam All right.

11:34🔗 Drew You don't pay, I'm not paying one penny of this though.

11:36🔗 The Bravery Well, that's good. That's good parenting.

11:38🔗 Caller I have loans. I have loans that I'll pay when I graduate, but they're paying for like half of it right now.

11:43🔗 Adam Okay. Are you good to your parents?

11:45🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm really good. I get the grace and everything. Okay. Well, I want to know like when I go over there, I'm not going to be like smoking. And so I know my anxiety is going to just like.

11:54🔗 Drew It's going to be bad. You're going to get very seriously depressed.

11:57🔗 Adam Really?

11:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:58🔗 Caller All right.

11:58🔗 Adam So what, Drew? See a doctor?

12:00🔗 Drew Well, you need to talk to a psychiatrist who's used to dealing with addiction problems.

12:03🔗 Caller I've seen like three of them though.

12:04🔗 Drew Who is used to dealing with addiction. It's a little bit of a different approach. And you're going to have to have somebody talk to you about this because there's actually a high incidence of suicidiality for about six months after people stop smoking pot regularly when they're already depressed.

12:19🔗 Adam All right. All right. But good times. You know.

12:23🔗 Drew Thank you. Yeah.

12:24🔗 Adam Some of my other countries I figured out. Iran would be good. Turkey.

12:31🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

12:31🔗 Adam Where are you going? I'm going to Rome.

12:33🔗 Drew And get to Turkey.

12:35🔗 Caller Get to Turkey.

12:36🔗 Adam I don't care what you're eating. Tell me where you're going. You know what I mean? Hysterical.

12:40🔗 Drew Hysterical.

12:41🔗 Adam We worked the beats out. Obviously, this is loose. We're just throwing it up, seeing what sticks. But I think we have a pretty good shell of an idea here. Pretty strong concepts. Better than, I don't know who's playing center field. I don't know. You know what I mean? That doesn't make sense. These are all countries people have heard of. Speaking of countries, time to play a little something called Germany or Florida.

13:02🔗 Drew I'm sure these guys have been to both places.

13:04🔗 Adam You guys have been to Germany and Florida, yeah?

13:06🔗 Caller Yeah, we have been to both places in Germany.

13:07🔗 Adam So you know all the bizarre stories emanate from either Germany or Florida. I'm not just talking about bank robbers and stuff. I'm just talking about the guys that cut their toes off and fry them up and eat them and do just the macabre and the occult. So here's how it works. They call in, they tell us a story and then we have to guess, is it Germany or Florida? I'd like to hear the theme song.

13:33🔗 Caller Is it Germany or Florida?

13:40🔗 Caller Hey!

13:46🔗 Caller Let's find out.

13:49🔗 Thank you, David Alan Greer.

13:53🔗 Adam Yeah, big crescendo.

13:54🔗 That's a good song. I like that.

13:55🔗 Drew Put that wiffle-bout down.

13:56🔗 Adam That's David, David Allen Grier.

13:59🔗 Eric?

14:01🔗 Good day, Adam and Dr. Drew.

14:02🔗 Adam I said good day. Thanks for humming along to the theme. Go ahead and give us your Germany or Florida, please.

14:09🔗 The Bravery, welcome tonight. Thank you. Germany or Florida, let's go. You ready, guys?

14:15🔗 The Bravery Yeah.

14:16🔗 Let's do it. Let's get it on, shall we?

14:20🔗 The Bravery Yeah, let's go, baby.

14:21🔗 Adam See, now you know how I feel.

14:22🔗 Break it down.

14:23🔗 Adam Let's go. Let's get it on.

14:24🔗 The Bravery Let's break it down. Let's go.

14:25🔗 Let's break it down. All right. A mother's concern about what she considers pornography in her daughter's reading assignment once the book banned. The mother's plans to submit a written complaint today focusing on two passages in the book. The mother's complaint focuses on two passages. One describes an oral sex encounter between the main character and her male cousin. The other describes the main character's sexual fantasies as she grows toward puberty. Germany or Florida?

14:50🔗 Drew Well, in Germany, that stuff is included in the C. Dick Run.

14:54🔗 Yeah.

14:54🔗 Drew I mean, that starts in first grade.

14:56🔗 Adam The weird sexual stuff? Yeah, of course. Really? C.

14:59🔗 Drew Jane.

15:00🔗 Adam Yeah, well, they have a strange sexual appetite over there. And we'll say that.

15:03🔗 Drew And we know our country is going through a whole thing about this.

15:06🔗 Adam Well, we get weird pretty easily on that stuff.

15:08🔗 Drew On the other hand, could be a... Could be a misdirection here.

15:12🔗 I think they're less likely to complain about it in Germany, maybe. The Germans?

15:15🔗 Adam Well, that's a very interesting point. Yeah, there would be more... Just be more part of the social fabric and not raise as many eyebrows. So for that reason, you're thinking Florida.

15:27🔗 I'm leaning towards Florida.

15:28🔗 Adam All right.

15:29🔗 All right.

15:30🔗 Drew I'm thinking Florida.

15:31🔗 Adam Florida. Michael?

15:32🔗 Drew I don't see how it could be Germany, but it may be just a really good Germany.

15:35🔗 Caller I'm gonna go with John and go Florida. It's a good reason.

15:37🔗 Adam Okay. All right. So we're all Florida on this one.

15:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

15:41🔗 Adam Eric, we're all going for a quiet down.

15:43🔗 Actually, it's Mobile, Alabama. I'm just kidding, guys. It's Florida.

15:48🔗 Drew All right.

15:48🔗 Caller There we go. Yeah.

15:49🔗 Thank you. A question for The Bravery. When are you guys coming out toward Virginia? Are you coming any time soon?

15:56🔗 Caller Yeah. I think we're coming to Virginia, I think, this month.

15:58🔗 Are you coming to Norfolk or Virginia Beach, you know?

16:02🔗 We're not sure exactly. We're just starting now. We're three days into like two months.

16:06🔗 Caller Two and a half months US tour. I think we're definitely coming to Virginia either this month or next, for sure.

16:11🔗 Who are you guys touring with?

16:14🔗 Caller We're taking on a band from England called Maximo Park.

16:16🔗 Okay.

16:17🔗 And by that time it might be International Noise Experience.

16:21🔗 Adam If you guys, if you want to just go to their website, the www.

16:25🔗 thebravery.com, I'm guessing?

16:26🔗 Caller It's there. Yeah.

16:27🔗 Adam Go there. It should have the tour line up, right? It should have the schedule.

16:31🔗 Caller You've got that and so much more.

16:33🔗 Caller Yeah. Pictures.

16:34🔗 Adam Oh, pictures too.

16:34🔗 Caller Lots of pictures.

16:35🔗 Adam Drew, you want to do some business?

16:37🔗 Drew Yes, because Eric reminded me, I was thinking, boy, Eric's going to win tonight. Isn't that nice?

16:42🔗 Adam Eric?

16:42🔗 Drew Everyone that gets on the air that's 18 years or older, which will include Eric, will get two tickets to see Cry Wolf. This is about a group of students who create an online murder fantasy that comes to life. Imagine that.

16:54🔗 Adam Wow.

16:54🔗 Drew Everyone who wins tickets also qualifies to win tickets to see Block Party anywhere they're playing in Europe. This Friday opens everywhere. You lie, you die, Cry Wilson Theaters.

17:04🔗 Adam Yeah. I could go through the European schedule there and probably work my who's on first with that Block Party.

17:12🔗 Drew I saw Dusseldorf, I don't know if that fits.

17:14🔗 Adam Dusseldorf, she's gotta mean something. All right, let's keep on keepin on and speak to Christina, who's 19. Christina?

17:23🔗 Caller Hello?

17:24🔗 Adam What's up?

17:25🔗 The Bravery Nothing much, how are you?

17:27🔗 Adam Oh, nothing. You're calling from La Cunha?

17:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:30🔗 Adam Yeah. I think I used to live in La Crescenta.

17:33🔗 Drew It's a lot different.

17:33🔗 Caller Oh my goodness, are you serious?

17:35🔗 Caller Did you go to CB?

17:36🔗 Drew No, no, no.

17:37🔗 Adam No, no, I was an adult, but La Crescenta.

17:39🔗 Drew Well, well. I mean.

17:41🔗 Adam Chronologically, I lived with three guys. My La Crescenta is like La Cunha's retarded cousin, who did a little bit of time.

17:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:50🔗 Adam And a lot of coke, yeah. A lot of speed, really.

17:52🔗 Drew A lot of speed.

17:52🔗 Adam What La Cunha is, is it's not the cousin that was born retarded. It's the one that did one too many rails to crank and then had a small aneurysm and has a little paralysis on its right side. Hard to tell if they lost anything mentally because he never was very smart. That's what La Crescenta is to La Cunha. Yeah.

18:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:13🔗 Adam All right.

18:15🔗 Caller So, F-ing amazing.

18:16🔗 Adam Thank you. What's up, baby doll? All right. Go ahead.

18:19🔗 Caller Okay. I have an intense fear of people touching me. I was wondering if there was some like meditation of like what's that called or why that is.

18:30🔗 Drew Is there anything about your history we need to know? Is there been traumas around being touched or beaten or dropped or anything like that?

18:37🔗 Caller Not that I know of. I was never like sexually abused or anything like that.

18:40🔗 Drew You have no recurring dreams of anything?

18:42🔗 Caller No.

18:43🔗 Adam How about just the percentage of people, it's just a certain amount of people on the planet that just have a foible or phobia or whatever it is. And they just don't like being touched or they don't like being looked at or they freaked out about the doctor, they don't like airplanes, you know.

18:59🔗 Drew Yeah, that's a sort of constitutional thing.

19:00🔗 Adam Well, think all the people that don't like flying or don't like whatever, but they've never been in a plane crash and their dad wasn't a pilot.

19:08🔗 Drew But those people, I mean, you can sort of look at those people and see characteristics of anxiety disorders and things and control issues, that kind of stuff. And so, Christina, describe to me what it is you're afraid of when you get touched.

19:23🔗 Caller I don't know if I'm afraid of anything specific, it just like makes me sick inside, like I get nauseous.

19:28🔗 Drew Any kind of touch?

19:32🔗 Caller If someone's touching me, yeah, like I can touch other people.

19:35🔗 Drew So if you brush up against somebody walking in line at McDonald's, you want to vomit?

19:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:41🔗 Adam Are you a virgin?

19:43🔗 Caller No.

19:44🔗 Adam Well, how did that work out?

19:45🔗 Drew Yeah, how do you tolerate that?

19:47🔗 Caller I was extremely intoxicated.

19:51🔗 Adam And do you have a boyfriend?

19:54🔗 Caller Not anymore, no.

19:56🔗 Drew Did he touch you? Yeah. And that was okay?

20:02🔗 Caller Yeah, at the time I was medicated, I had Prozac, and so while I was on that, I was okay with touching.

20:07🔗 Drew Do you have trichotillomania?

20:09🔗 Adam Pull your hair out?

20:10🔗 Drew Pull your hair out and your eyebrows and that stuff?

20:13🔗 Caller I don't, no.

20:15🔗 Drew No. Because Prozac, usually, unless you're, they really, pretty clearly weren't treating a mood disorder, they were treating obsessive compulsiveness, I bet.

20:23🔗 Adam If this was my kid, I'd just send her out to one of those outdoor, out-of-work town programs. Look, listen, baby, start rappelling with that black guy, would you? And then fall back, trust they'll catch you.

20:34🔗 The Bravery Trust, fall back trust.

20:38🔗 Adam So impressed with that game.

20:40🔗 The Bravery You know what I mean? You have to trust.

20:44🔗 Adam Six, six weeks ago, none of these kids would have taken the lift and plunge with just some strange folks. But now, they trust. Eh, they don't care, they're tired.

20:53🔗 Drew Right, they're like, getting by.

20:54🔗 Adam Yeah, they've been running, they've been running on that rope all day, they just fall backwards, they're tired. Yeah. No, does that really, how much does that do for your self-esteem, hiking?

21:03🔗 Drew Nothing.

21:04🔗 Adam Do people back in the day, you know, they just hiked all the time, and they feel like great about themselves? What's a rock have to do with that? You know what I mean? Just, just, just, all right. All right, I'm just saying, here's the deal. Why can't there be TiVo involved with these, you know, rehabilitation? Why do you have to go out to the forest?

21:21🔗 Caller Yeah, of course.

21:22🔗 Adam Why do you have to sleep on the ground to feel better about yourself, or eat, you know, dinty more canned stew? How about you make me up a nice sandwich, I watch some TiVo, and I feel good about myself. Inward bound. That's going to be my program.

21:36🔗 Drew Couchward bound.

21:37🔗 The Bravery Send me your teens.

21:38🔗 Adam Send me your teens with emotional problems, behavioral problems. I'll put them on the sofa, watch about nine hours of TiVo, and we'll all just eat, and everyone will fall asleep. It's going to be great. They'll be docile when I send them back.

21:50🔗 Drew So, Christina, do you have other obsessive-compulsive qualities?

21:56🔗 Caller I used to shower compulsively, yeah.

21:58🔗 Drew So that's what I was sort of fishing for when you said you get sick when you touch people. What I expect you to say was you're afraid of catching something from them or something of that order.

22:06🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what? Do you have money?

22:09🔗 Caller Do I have money?

22:11🔗 Adam Does your family have money?

22:13🔗 Caller No.

22:14🔗 Adam They're poor?

22:14🔗 Drew You live in La Cunha?

22:17🔗 Caller Well, kind of. We just moved to La Cunha.

22:20🔗 Adam Well, so your house had to cost two million bucks.

22:22🔗 Drew Had to.

22:23🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

22:25🔗 Drew That's what they're for.

22:27🔗 Adam Well, look, because you know why?

22:29🔗 Caller Two million is not what it used to be.

22:30🔗 Drew Right.

22:31🔗 Adam There's no there's not. There's no Mexican day laborers who have this problem. Can't get clean. Oh, the shovel. Who touched that shovel before me? The Pedro Enrique.

22:41🔗 The Bravery Who touched that shovel?

22:42🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

22:43🔗 The Bravery Where's my Purell?

22:45🔗 Adam No, poor people don't have this because it's a luxury. It's like it's like people it's like you're stranded on some island. You're looking to survive. Magically, there's none of this hand wiping and compulsive showering. This is what happens when you have money and you're smart. Your brain just starts working on stuff.

23:00🔗 Drew My question is, why doesn't she stay on the prozac, which takes care of the problem?

23:04🔗 Adam Any sharecroppers or migrant field workers that ever have this?

23:08🔗 Drew They do. They get weird stuff.

23:09🔗 Adam Yeah, they do.

23:11🔗 Drew You know what they start doing? They start building fancy rituals to the corn god to make the rain fall.

23:16🔗 Adam So be it, but they get their ass to work. That's all I'm saying.

23:19🔗 Drew Well, they can't be too busy doing their rituals.

23:21🔗 Adam No, I'm saying when the poor people have this, someone just smacks them with a belt, comes and get hopping, and they just go out and work. Well, that's their dad, but you know what I'm saying.

23:30🔗 Drew Christina?

23:32🔗 Adam I'm just saying, magically, nobody I grew up with in North Hollywood had this disease. Nobody had anything. There was no inborn allergens, there was no spore problems. They're all mold in anyone's house. Nobody had these manias or these things.

23:47🔗 Drew You're too busy trying to survive.

23:48🔗 Adam Yeah, everyone just get the F to work, would you? Just get busy. Start cleaning some carpets. Try not to flunk out of your class and let's go. That was about it. Nobody even thought, like it wasn't an option to do this. Yes? Yeah, you're right. We've now made it a viable option for everybody.

24:05🔗 The Bravery I think people just watch TV and go, I think that might be me.

24:09🔗 Adam That could be me. I like to take a shower.

24:11🔗 The Bravery I got a problem.

24:12🔗 Adam I'm not going to work. I got to stay home. That's what happens. People need a little kick in the ass, a little tough love.

24:18🔗 The Bravery You know what I mean?

24:19🔗 Caller Inward bound.

24:21🔗 Adam Inward bound. That's right. That's where I get my tough love.

24:26🔗 Drew I need to go inward to Christina and ask one last question.

24:28🔗 Adam Drew, let me ask you this. Let me just say this. Quiet down. Stop picking at yourself. You got that problem too?

24:34🔗 Drew Sure.

24:34🔗 Adam Leave yourself alone, would you? Okay.

24:36🔗 Caller He's been washing his hands too much.

24:38🔗 Adam You're just like picking and scratching.

24:40🔗 Drew You're like an active tonight.

24:42🔗 Adam Like a weird dog. Yeah, calm down. You're slamming stuff around.

24:45🔗 Drew I'm hot too. It's a crazy.

24:46🔗 Adam You know what? Menopause.

24:48🔗 Drew Manopause.

24:49🔗 Adam Manopause.

24:51🔗 Drew I'm in it.

24:51🔗 Adam Here's the thing, Drew. There needs to be a doctor, and this could be you, where you bring your kid who doesn't really have a problem to the doctor and they sit down and they start evaluating and then they start yelling, shut up, get to work. Get to go. You're fine.

25:03🔗 The Bravery Go. Get.

25:05🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

25:06🔗 Drew Yes.

25:06🔗 Adam I'm not going to prescribe you any medication. There's no rituals to go through. Just a kick in the ass and get to work.

25:13🔗 Drew I saw a Mad TV skit like this where the guy says, I found there's two words that are very effective and very useful. It's very important. I want you to write it down. I want you to write these things down. Whenever you get these panicky feelings, whenever you feel like throwing up when someone touches you, hear the two words. Are you ready for them? You ready? Stop it.

25:29🔗 The Bravery Cut it out.

25:31🔗 Adam Yeah. We're not as insane as we think we are.

25:37🔗 Drew Act as if is what you're saying.

25:39🔗 The Bravery Act as if you're saying.

25:40🔗 Adam But there used to be a stigma that surrounded being off emotionally, and people cinched up their tie and pretended like they had it together because they didn't want society pointing at them. Now, they don't want society not pointing at them, which has screwed everything up.

25:58🔗 The Bravery It used to be whatever your problem was, that was your old private shame.

26:02🔗 Adam I mean, hell, if you were...

26:03🔗 Drew Where are you guys from?

26:04🔗 Caller From New York.

26:05🔗 Drew From where?

26:06🔗 Caller From Manhattan.

26:07🔗 Drew No, we didn't grow up in Europe or anything? No.

26:10🔗 Adam The president was in a wheelchair and scared people would find out. You know what I mean? No pictures in the wheelchair. Help me out in this wheelchair. Can't let people find out I have polio. Now, you'd see he'd be running on a polio platform.

26:23🔗 Drew Oh, American disability? Get behind me.

26:26🔗 The Bravery Yeah, come on, buddy.

26:27🔗 Adam What are you saying? I can't be president because I can't run a 40? Come on.

26:30🔗 Drew I'll sue all of you.

26:31🔗 The Bravery Yeah. You're not voting for me. Americans with Disabilities Act.

26:33🔗 Adam Let's go. Yeah. Nope. They didn't do it. Oh, it was a different time.

26:37🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait. I got to know why Christina didn't stay on the Prozac.

26:39🔗 Adam Well, see, that's your OCD.

26:41🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, it is.

26:42🔗 Adam I don't need to know.

26:43🔗 Drew I need to know. Christina. Christina? Why didn't you stay on the Prozac?

26:49🔗 Caller I'm bulimic and so I- There we go.

26:52🔗 Drew So you see?

26:53🔗 Adam There's another problem for people down here.

26:55🔗 Drew That's true. All right. So, Christina, there's a whole big psychiatric syndrome here. Are you in treatment for the bulimia?

27:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:01🔗 Drew All right. So I would- and Prozac, by the way, is good for bulimia, too. So you might want to follow direction, okay?

27:09🔗 Caller Okay.

27:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, is a bulimic- I don't ever know what weight you are when you're bulimic.

27:15🔗 Drew You could be up or down.

27:16🔗 Adam That's what I'm saying. Where are you in your weight, Christina?

27:20🔗 Caller I'm like 140 and I'm five feet tall.

27:23🔗 Adam All right. So you're right in there. I just want to know what kind of snacks to put out for my Inward Bound program. I'm a charter member. You know what I mean? That would be awesome. What do you like Funyuns or Bugles?

27:34🔗 Drew Bugles, of course. How dare you?

27:36🔗 Adam I don't know.

27:37🔗 Drew How dare you?

27:37🔗 Adam I'm going to have them all.

27:38🔗 Drew Didn't Bugles have something else? I came out with them that disappeared.

27:41🔗 Adam I don't know, but I missed those goddamn Bugles.

27:43🔗 Drew They're around.

27:44🔗 The Bravery Are they?

27:45🔗 Drew They surface every once in a while.

27:46🔗 The Bravery My kingdom for a Bugle. Go on a Bugle run.

27:50🔗 Adam The Bravery is instituted tonight.

27:52🔗 The Bravery Have you guys ever had a Bugle?

27:54🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, of course. Bugles haven't seen them in a while, though.

27:56🔗 Caller Yeah, that's one of the better salty snacks.

27:58🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, the Bugle is...

28:03🔗 Drew Michelle's never had one. I can tell by the look on her face.

28:05🔗 The Bravery Never had a Bugle. I've never heard of it. It's a shame.

28:06🔗 Adam Yeah, the Bugle is sort of what the... I'm trying to think. There's a lot of foods that people like. I think people like an egg salad sandwich, but they would never order one. You'd never go to a restaurant and order an egg salad sandwich. You would order 1,000 turkey sandwiches, which you didn't like as much as the egg salad, but you would just never order the egg salad. I think you eat like 7 million Doritos to every one Bugle, but I bet someone would like to see some Bugles.

28:35🔗 Drew Absolutely.

28:36🔗 Adam Give me Bugles and egg salad.

28:38🔗 Drew Or give me death.

28:39🔗 The Bravery You're such a patriot, Drew.

28:41🔗 Adam We'll take a break. We'll be back after this.

28:44🔗 Caller Loveline.

28:45🔗 Caller Okay.

28:45🔗 Caller Wait, wait.

28:47🔗 Caller My hair, my hair.

28:48🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

28:50🔗 Adam Ready for something new? Try Durax Tingling Condoms. There's sex and then there's Durax. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, The Bravery. In tonight, John and Michael. The guys are going to be playing the Inland Invasion, which is coming up this Saturday at the Glenn Helen Pavilion.

29:22🔗 Drew I was loading up my iPod today, and I was asking one of my son's fashion themselves, sort of a music, and he knows music, playing the guitar and stuff. And I go, give me some music. I'm going to put something put on. And he goes, oh, here it hands me The Bravery thing. He goes, this is the best song of the year. Wow. Yeah.

29:35🔗 Adam Best song of the year.

29:37🔗 Caller Good taste. And you can hear it at the best outdoor music festival of the year.

29:40🔗 Drew He's going to, believe me.

29:41🔗 Adam Wow, I just heard the whole lineup ran all the way down. That is going to be a great concert. All right. We will also, you just go to www.thebravery.com, and you can find out where the band is going to be. And they'll be coming to a town near you, or your town. Amanda, they never say your town. It's the town near you. The theater near you.

30:05🔗 Drew Whatever.

30:05🔗 Adam Something's near you.

30:07🔗 Drew Your town's near you.

30:08🔗 Adam Yeah, I guess it is. Yeah, would almost have to be. Even if you move, your town would be near you. You can't escape your town.

30:15🔗 Caller We'll pay your gas fare.

30:16🔗 Adam Yeah, whatever it takes. Amanda?

30:18🔗 Yes.

30:19🔗 Adam You're 30?

30:20🔗 Caller Yes.

30:21🔗 Adam You like to be tied up and called names, it says.

30:24🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

30:25🔗 Drew All right. Well, slow down.

30:27🔗 Adam Says during sex, which is good, because that's, you know, at the workplace.

30:31🔗 The Bravery You bitch.

30:32🔗 Adam Yeah, that's me. My best. All right. That's weird, but not necessarily that weird. You cocore.

30:40🔗 Drew Did something happen to you? What's that?

30:43🔗 Caller They keep talking to me.

30:44🔗 Drew You're going to get some weird stuff going.

30:46🔗 Adam You sound weird, though. What's up? What happened to you? Anything?

30:49🔗 Caller Well, no, not really. I mean, just like a normal childhood and everything. But I just know that every time I have sex, I really can't get it off until someone calls me names or...

31:02🔗 Adam You stinking whore! So you're never verbally abused, physically abused, or sexually abused?

31:10🔗 Caller No. I mean, just a typical, you know, how your mom would get mad at you and spank you or something, but not...

31:15🔗 Drew Wait, now tell me about that. That's not typical.

31:17🔗 Adam Well, it is.

31:19🔗 Drew Would she pick something up to hit you with?

31:21🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no.

31:22🔗 Drew Would this happen all the time?

31:24🔗 Caller No, no, no, no.

31:26🔗 Adam You really just use nine no's where you could have used two.

31:28🔗 The Bravery No, no, no, no, no, no.

31:30🔗 Adam No, no, no, no, no, no.

31:30🔗 Caller No, no, no, no.

31:32🔗 Adam No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

31:34🔗 Caller No, but even like...

31:36🔗 Adam You're singing.

31:37🔗 Caller Even if I masturbate too, I still have to think of someone like...

31:42🔗 Adam Well, okay, that's you. I mean, you like rough trade. That's your thing. I mean, most girls like a little tap on the behind sexually.

31:53🔗 Drew She's 30. How come... Are you married?

31:55🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

31:56🔗 Drew What?

31:57🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

31:58🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

31:59🔗 Adam Well, it's only one no. By the way, once you get... You see, here's the thing. Once you train people to 13 or 14 nos, then one no means maybe.

32:08🔗 Drew Well, let's hear more. I think there's something under that. Yeah.

32:11🔗 The Bravery Why?

32:12🔗 Drew Why is she not married?

32:13🔗 The Bravery Were you married?

32:15🔗 Caller Actually, I was married for six years, yes.

32:18🔗 Adam What happened?

32:20🔗 Caller He was in the military and he came back and he wasn't... He kind of just came back from after the war and he wasn't so nice, so we had to separate.

32:29🔗 Drew So you're with guys that are abusive. You like to be demeaned and abused.

32:35🔗 Adam Do you like to be tied... I mean, you physically want to be tied up for sex.

32:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:40🔗 Adam And how much abuse? Like, do you want to be strangled? Do you want to be hit on the behind?

32:46🔗 Caller Um, I like to have a couple marks on me, yeah.

32:51🔗 Drew Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

32:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

32:52🔗 Drew Just...

32:53🔗 Adam Something. Something.

32:54🔗 Drew Did you un-pain killers or something at one time?

32:58🔗 Caller No.

32:59🔗 Drew No addiction?

33:00🔗 Caller No, no addiction.

33:02🔗 Drew All right.

33:03🔗 Adam Let's start breaking you down here for a second. Your parents. What did your dad do for a living?

33:08🔗 Caller Um, he was, uh, worked out. He was a logger.

33:12🔗 Adam Wow. Wow.

33:13🔗 Drew In Pittsburgh?

33:14🔗 Caller No, I lived somewhere else before Pittsburgh.

33:17🔗 Drew Oregon or Washington, I trust.

33:19🔗 Caller No, it was still California.

33:22🔗 Adam Go ahead and tell us the city, so we don't have to, you know, flip over all the cards.

33:27🔗 Caller Grass Valley.

33:29🔗 Adam Well, I never heard of it. All right. So you lived in Grass Valley and your dad was a logger.

33:34🔗 Drew Must have been a tough guy.

33:35🔗 Adam And did he drink? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's no, there's no logger who doesn't drink. You can't get your logging license. As a matter of fact, your profession is named after a kind of beer, a logger.

33:46🔗 Drew Yeah. So logging ID has to say, you know.

33:49🔗 Adam You know, you're trouble.

33:51🔗 Drew So, so he's an alcoholic. He's a scary guy. He's a big guy. Did he, did he, do you see him do violent things when you're growing up?

33:56🔗 Caller No, actually, he, he was, he was a great dad. He never did. He never yelled at my mom or yelled at the kids.

34:05🔗 Drew He wasn't scared. But what?

34:06🔗 Caller He was scary around town. He did get in a couple of fights. He was known as a fighter. Yeah.

34:11🔗 Caller All right.

34:11🔗 Drew So, so you have to live around all that aggression and stuff. Must be kind of scary.

34:16🔗 Caller But he was a dirty talker too.

34:17🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

34:18🔗 Drew Were you exposed to any sexual material growing up?

34:22🔗 Caller No.

34:24🔗 Adam Yeah, well, hold on a second. I don't understand how a guy is an alcoholic. He's a drunk and he's violent and he gets in a lot of scraps.

34:32🔗 Drew He's scary to be around, but he's perfectly great.

34:35🔗 Adam Then he comes home and he's a CPA.

34:38🔗 Drew No, it doesn't work like that.

34:39🔗 Adam No, you come home drunk.

34:41🔗 Drew Come home drunk, you're scary and everyone avoids you and you're fine.

34:45🔗 Adam Something missing.

34:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:47🔗 Adam All right. Let's see if we can keep mining. Amanda?

34:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:52🔗 Adam So we find it curious that this guy drank a lot and he brawled a lot, but then he never brought any of that home.

35:01🔗 Drew We're not curious. Impossible.

35:03🔗 Adam We're calling it impossible.

35:05🔗 Caller No, it wasn't impossible.

35:07🔗 Adam So he-

35:08🔗 Caller I've never seen him lay a hand on my mom. He never laid a hand on us.

35:11🔗 Adam How do you even know he was an alcoholic?

35:14🔗 Caller Well, he did drink a lot at home and then he wouldn't come home till like two in the morning or something.

35:19🔗 Drew Isn't that scary as a kid?

35:22🔗 Caller No, actually it didn't.

35:24🔗 Drew Why not?

35:25🔗 Caller I don't know.

35:26🔗 Drew You have a big scary dad. Yeah, what you don't know is that something was happening to you and you're just not aware of it.

35:31🔗 Adam But you must have heard your parents fighting all the time at least.

35:35🔗 Caller No, that did happen.

35:36🔗 Drew All right.

35:37🔗 Adam And would your dad raise his voice?

35:39🔗 Caller No, with my mom.

35:43🔗 Adam Maybe she's the violent one.

35:45🔗 Drew She spanked you, you said a bunch of times.

35:47🔗 Caller We don't know if he's actually a big scary logger. He could be one of those tiny loggers.

35:51🔗 Adam He could be one of those gnomes, you know, like we're logging outfits. Yeah, pointy hats, yeah, cone hat.

35:57🔗 Drew So, man, what was your mom like?

35:58🔗 Adam Speaking of cones, where are those bugles? Hungry for some bugles.

36:01🔗 Drew Michelle's looking them up online.

36:03🔗 Adam Amanda?

36:03🔗 Drew I have some delivered here.

36:05🔗 You can't do that.

36:09🔗 Adam Drew, you can barely get stuff out of the vending machine here, you think you're gonna get bugles delivered? Amanda?

36:14🔗 The Bravery Yes.

36:15🔗 Drew All right. What was mom like?

36:16🔗 Adam What was mom like?

36:18🔗 Caller Just yelling, screaming type of thing.

36:20🔗 Drew All right. That's all that scary stuff when you're a kid, having a yelling, screaming mom, a huge scary alcoholic dad that fights in the streets until two in the morning. That is not a normal childhood. You know, it doesn't have to affect you adversely. It doesn't have to be devastation, but it affects you.

36:35🔗 Adam I think it did, yes.

36:36🔗 Drew At the very least, it makes you attract to the scary, yelling, abusive, demeaning guys, and that's what you like in bed, of course.

36:41🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, I'm sure.

36:42🔗 Drew And you can hook up with some of those guys, and that doesn't work out, because that's what you think of in terms of your love relationship, these scary, abusive, yelling out of control, crazy people. You need a little work on that, you need to be realistic about that, and maybe open up to people who are not so dramatic.

36:57🔗 Adam How about some therapy, baby doll?

36:59🔗 Drew And you're 30, come on. You're 19.

37:02🔗 Adam Let's go now.

37:03🔗 Drew Let's break it down.

37:04🔗 Adam Let's break it down. Come on, get a hand in it. Amanda, if you weren't so god damn boring, it's like I'm a moth to your retarded, boring flame. I can't stop talking to you, but you're making me angry, and that means something was done to you. So I don't know what you want us to tell you, but you're boring me to death, so get some god damn therapy. You're 30, would you, you idiot? I can't see you. Here's the deal. I'm sure you got a nice ass, Amanda, and I'm sure you get a ton of mileage out of that, but I can't see your nice ass. You're in Pittsburgh, I'm over here, and I know you get a ton of mileage out of doing that. I like to just spank, I got a nice ass, but I can't see you, so you're just annoying to me. Doing us a favor by letting us help her with her stupid problems. Just go let a guy tie you up and beat the crap out of you. What do we care? Stop calling us.

37:56🔗 Drew What? Put that Wifflebat, Wifflebat. Come out right.

38:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:01🔗 Drew Play it for these guys so they can understand what that was. 300 micrograms of ethanol estradiol.

38:06🔗 The Bravery Ethanol estradiol.

38:08🔗 Drew Y'all get in the house. It's the levonagestrel.

38:11🔗 Caller Where is levonagestrel?

38:13🔗 Drew Or the northendron.

38:15🔗 Caller Northendron. Put that, put that Wiffleball back down. Come in the house.

38:20🔗 Caller What's y'all behind?

38:21🔗 Caller I'm sick of these kids, man.

38:24🔗 Drew David Aguirre turning chemical descriptions of the morning after bill into the names of young African-American children.

38:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:34🔗 Adam See? He's a genius. Juan. Juan. Here we are. 23? That's up. Drew, you can hear, the thing you can hear about David is you powering through your thing. Like when I throw my dog in the pool, it just keeps paddling and I hold its tail.

38:51🔗 Drew It'll always be that way.

38:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Go ahead, Juan.

38:56🔗 All right. I just heard Dr. Drew saying something about OCD disorders and hair pulling.

39:01🔗 Drew Yep.

39:02🔗 At the time he said that, I was yanking on my eyebrows.

39:05🔗 Drew Nice.

39:05🔗 Chewing on the hairs.

39:06🔗 Drew Chewing on the hairs.

39:07🔗 Adam That's another one. Yeah. Yeah.

39:09🔗 Caller That's disgusting.

39:10🔗 Adam had mentioned that poor people don't do that.

39:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:15🔗 The Bravery Juan's a poor guy.

39:17🔗 Adam Just because his name is Juan doesn't mean he's poor, but it helps. Let's be honest.

39:22🔗 Drew That's what he was driving when he was pulling his eyebrows out.

39:24🔗 Caller You know, welfare and stuff, though.

39:26🔗 Adam Are you poor now, Juan?

39:28🔗 No, I'm a little lower middle class, maybe.

39:31🔗 Adam All right.

39:31🔗 I take about $35,000 a year in Saturday.

39:34🔗 Adam No, look, Juan, I'm not saying poor people can't have these symptoms and these problems. I'm just saying they have to go to work in the morning. You may tug your eyebrow out while you're driving your rusted out Vega to work, but you're driving to work.

39:49🔗 Drew Well, the OCD that you're describing, the hair pulling, does respond to medication very nicely. It doesn't always respond to talk therapies or anything like that. And the eating of the hair is a sort of a quantum leap up on the hair pulling.

40:04🔗 Adam Oh, really?

40:04🔗 Drew Yeah, and it actually makes me concerned. You have something called the Pica syndrome, where you're eating people that eat ashes out of ash trays and dirt. And that sort of thing, it's a sign of iron deficiency.

40:14🔗 Adam No.

40:15🔗 Drew Yeah, so, well, it may be, the point is, you should see a doctor about this because you need a blood count, just to be sure.

40:21🔗 Adam One, do you eat your hair? You eat the hair you pull out?

40:23🔗 Just mainly like on my chin and my eyebrows. I'm not like pulling out the hair out of my head.

40:28🔗 Drew No pubic hair, Adam.

40:29🔗 Adam Do you swallow it?

40:30🔗 I don't know.

40:31🔗 Drew Oh, I'm tearing up.

40:31🔗 Caller Yes, I do swallow it.

40:32🔗 Adam You do swallow it.

40:33🔗 There's more iron in pubic hair.

40:34🔗 Drew That would be gross.

40:35🔗 Adam Is your bringing up a fur ball soon? My cat. I always love it when my cat would bring up a fur ball.

40:43🔗 Drew You didn't see Shrek, obviously.

40:45🔗 Adam Going to convulsion.

40:45🔗 Drew Shrek 2, rather.

40:46🔗 Adam I didn't see Shrek or Shrek 2.

40:48🔗 Drew Yeah, it was a big, huge scene.

40:50🔗 Adam You know why? Because I'm an adult.

40:51🔗 Drew Antonio Banderas plays the cat.

40:53🔗 Caller That movie is not for kids.

40:54🔗 Drew No, no. The Bravery and I saw it.

40:57🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

40:57🔗 The Bravery Well, I don't actually have to admit it.

41:00🔗 Adam Not only your age, but your sexuality.

41:03🔗 Drew My preference.

41:04🔗 The Bravery Yes.

41:05🔗 Adam All right. The Bravery is in the studio tonight. We're going to take a quick break. Oh, we should hear a song.

41:11🔗 The Bravery We should.

41:11🔗 Drew We're going to have to wait till the next break.

41:12🔗 Adam We've been negligent, but we'll come back. We'll hear a song from the Bravery and we'll take more calls. We'll do all that after this.

41:19🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

41:27🔗 Adam Want to dress up your sex life? Visit durex.com. There's sex and then there's Durex. Yeah, everybody, it's the Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. You know, whenever the Bravery's in here tonight, John and Michael, you know, I got my little rundown sheet, my little beat sheet here says when the band's going out on tour. And then whenever it says CD, it says the top, it always says the title of the CD. But if it's self-titled, it always just says self-titled. And they could just go ahead and write the Bravery. They could write CD, The Bravery, self-titled. Every once in a while, I get caught napping. I see self-titled. I have to look around a little bit. Yes, yes, yes. Go ahead and write that. You know, it was funny, I was doing a little TV show on Comedy Central, 11.30, Monday through Thursday, and Peru's on. Too late Adam Corolla, Comedy Central. I take calls and the call, they write on a card, they're like 23, and they write the person's name, and they write the person's age. But once in a while, they don't have the person's age. So it says Lisa, and then they have two Xs in parentheses. And it's like, well, first off, that means 20.

42:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:45🔗 Adam That's Roman numerals for 20.

42:47🔗 The Bravery But if you don't have the age-

42:48🔗 Drew Is it supposed to mean girl?

42:49🔗 Adam No, no, it just means nothing.

42:51🔗 Drew XX like two X chromosomes?

42:52🔗 The Bravery Well, true.

42:53🔗 Adam That's the scientific mind. To me, it means medium to hard porn. I look for triple X. I'll use two. Any port in a storm. You know what I'm saying? But there's a weird thing in life, like when you don't have something, you write something like you don't have the person's age. So you put two Xs there to let me know you don't have the person's age, which makes me confused because I'm now focusing on that, wondering what that's supposed to mean or why you put it. If you put nothing, obviously, I'm not going to shout age out.

43:22🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

43:23🔗 Adam So here's my new policy. When the CD is self-titled, you need to write the name of the CD no matter what the name of the CD is.

43:30🔗 Drew Good policy. Yeah, we don't have time for a song anymore.

43:33🔗 Adam Yes, we do. We don't.

43:36🔗 What if the band calls their album self-titled?

43:38🔗 Drew Three minutes. Let's do it right now. Right now. Here we go.

43:40🔗 It's kind of close, guys.

43:41🔗 Drew I don't know. All right.

43:42🔗 Adam What are we doing?

43:43🔗 Drew Song. Song.

43:44🔗 Adam Song?

43:44🔗 Drew Go.

43:45🔗 Adam Song. Yes. It's called.

43:46🔗 Drew Honest Mistake.

43:47🔗 Adam Honest Mistake.

47:28🔗 Caller Guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make.

47:34🔗 Call the Dateline.

47:35🔗 Drew 877-889-DATE.

47:37🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:52🔗 Adam Yeah, buddy, it's Love Line. And the madam that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800- The Bravery in the studio tonight. They're going to be playing at the Inland Invasion, which is coming up at the Glenn Helen. Used to be the blockbuster, wasn't it?

48:10🔗 Drew Then it was The Davor or some crazy equipment.

48:13🔗 Adam Now it's the Hyundai Pavilion.

48:14🔗 Drew You got to see that place. It's huge.

48:16🔗 Adam It better be huge. It's going to be some great bands playing.

48:19🔗 Drew Huge.

48:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:20🔗 Drew Right, Michelle? Huge.

48:22🔗 Adam Drew, you'll be rocking out.

48:24🔗 Drew I'll be rocking out. I think I'm introducing 311, I think.

48:26🔗 Caller Are you?

48:28🔗 Adam Wow. What an honor it is for you. For me.

48:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:33🔗 Drew Oh, please.

48:33🔗 Adam All right.

48:34🔗 Drew Not for them.

48:35🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. You ready to keep rocking? Nikki? 26?

48:44🔗 Drew Nikki? Hi.

48:45🔗 Adam Hey, what's up?

48:47🔗 Caller I just had a question for Dr. Drew. I had a baby about 10 months ago and ever since, I've had no desire to have sex. I'm just wondering if this is ever going to change or...

48:59🔗 Drew Are you still breastfeeding?

49:01🔗 Caller No, I haven't been given...

49:03🔗 Drew Did they give you any kind of birth control?

49:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:06🔗 Drew What are you taking?

49:06🔗 Caller I was on it before I got pregnant, though, and it never affected my sex drive.

49:11🔗 Drew Are you having any depression or anything like that after the baby?

49:14🔗 Caller No.

49:16🔗 Drew This is very common. It usually lasts up to about a year. Sometimes getting on a different birth control pill will kickstart things. Have you talked to your doctor about that? Is this your first child, you say? Yeah. First child. So this is very, very common, and it's sort of nature's way of preventing you from having more children, basically, before you're ready to. Breastfeeding makes it worse, you know, progesterone-containing birth control pills make it worse, and, you know, it's something that can be treated, but it needs to be paid attention to because it can sometimes get to be sort of protracted. Keep going.

49:48🔗 Adam All right, Nikki.

49:49🔗 Drew All right. Thank you.

49:50🔗 Adam Have a good time. You know, you know how I'm obsessed with that North Hollywood bank robbery shootout from like seven or eight years ago?

49:57🔗 Drew I have noticed you brought that up more than a couple of times. You brought up the body armor, the banana clips, and especially what you've been obsessed with is the fact they were stopped well before they ever committed that crime and given back their gear.

50:10🔗 Adam Well, the real part I'm obsessed with is the mom of one of them is suing.

50:15🔗 Drew Again? Well, that got tossed out.

50:18🔗 Adam No, I don't think it was a hung jury the last time I looked into it. Yeah. You guys know about that North Hollywood shootout? Yeah. Well, I should have made it to the East Coast. These guys, I saw a whole special on it last night. That's why I'm into it. These guys robbed, doing a takeover robbery of a bank.

50:37🔗 Drew I did see that on the History Channel. I saw it come up on the History Channel.

50:40🔗 Adam Oh, but you weren't smart enough to punch it up.

50:42🔗 Drew I, you know, I-

50:43🔗 Adam Not man enough.

50:44🔗 Drew That wasn't what- I'm not-

50:45🔗 Adam More figure skating?

50:46🔗 Drew More figure skating, exactly. I did see that in the last year's- Last year's Grand Prix.

50:51🔗 Adam Hi, I'm Dick Gratton. Yeah, come on, buddy.

50:53🔗 Drew Door to the Handle.

50:54🔗 Adam That's real, it's a real show.

50:55🔗 Drew I know, I, you know what, I, unlike you, I don't like that story. This dude, it's very disturbing.

51:00🔗 The Bravery It's like, well, I'm disturbed.

51:02🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm disturbed by it. Like I'm disturbed, you know, by Manson family, but it's provocative.

51:08🔗 Drew It is.

51:09🔗 Adam Makes me angry at the government.

51:11🔗 Drew Caught my attention. I thought I'm going to get, it's going to upset me to watch this. I'm not going to do it.

51:14🔗 Adam It was frightening.

51:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:16🔗 Caller These guys, they got as far as they did.

51:19🔗 Adam Well, they were covered head to toe with body armor. Well, actually not head to toe, just neck to toe. If one of those cops had squeezed off around in one of those idiot's brains, they wouldn't have got nearly as far as they got.

51:33🔗 Drew That's what finally happened, right? The one guy, anyway.

51:36🔗 Adam The one guy killed himself.

51:37🔗 Drew That's what they think?

51:39🔗 Adam Well, it's not what they think. It's what they know. The one guy put a gun under his chin, shot his head off after his, you know, Kalashnikov or whatever he was firing, AK-47 or whatever he had jammed, and he put the thing under his head. I mean, they had nine millimeters. They're always planning. I think they're always planning on killing themselves if it ever got to that. Just the one guy ended up getting pinned down and ended up getting wounded. And that's where the lawsuit came in. But these guys was a couple of crazy, crazy things about this whole story. One is is, yeah, they got pulled over in Glendale and they opened the trunk and they just found all this body armor and all these assault rifles and the rifles have been converted to full automatic. And they had, they didn't have clips. They had drums of ammunition. I mean, they had.

52:33🔗 Caller You can't buy those anymore.

52:34🔗 Adam No, they had what looked like the old Tommy gun, the round cylinders. But these essentially had belts in them. I mean, I mean, they said, and they were not regular ammunition, it was armor piercing ammunition. And one of them was, one of them had a rap sheet already. One of them was a felon. So this is, by the way, you pop the trunk. This is what the guy, this is in the trunk of the guy with the rap sheet. And the deal is, is, thanks to the NRA, well, there's nothing you can do because they didn't commit a crime.

53:04🔗 Drew With that, with those goods.

53:05🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, they didn't do anything. There was no crime. I mean, there is a crime to have these guns, so they're gonna get a slap on the hand. But they didn't, you didn't catch them committing a crime. First off, that's just called good police work.

53:18🔗 The Bravery I would like you to catch these people before the goddamn crime. That's number one. Number two, open the same trunk, find a hefty bag filled with weed. You're going in, baby. You're going in big time.

53:31🔗 Adam Why? Intent to distribute. Oh, you didn't catch me selling it. Yeah, but you had the stuff. You were gonna sell it.

53:39🔗 The Bravery You can't say the same thing about the banana clips.

53:42🔗 Adam Can't say the same thing about the police scanner. Can't say the same thing about the ski mask.

53:48🔗 The Bravery Huh? And the body armor? No? And the maps? Nothing? Can't do that math? How come you get to do the drug math?

53:55🔗 Adam How come you do the weed math?

53:57🔗 The Bravery You can't do that math?

53:59🔗 Drew Well, weed smokers are bad. They're evil.

54:01🔗 The Bravery They're evil.

54:01🔗 Drew Those are bad people. Well, how dare you?

54:03🔗 Caller There had to be a little bit of weed buried under all those clips, though.

54:06🔗 Adam It would have been nice if they planted a dime bag so those guys could have done a little time. That'd be my thing. Like, if I was the commissioner, I'd be like, look, everyone, take a dime bag. Here's a joint. Throw it in the trunk filled with grenades and stuff, and that way we can actually have these guys do some real time. Yeah, so that's my whole point. My whole point in life is why does a guy get intent to distribute if he has a shoebox full of weed, but if he has an arsenal in his trunk, that's no problem because we didn't catch him doing anything.

54:36🔗 The Bravery And everyone sticks by it, too.

54:38🔗 Adam No, we didn't get, we have to catch him. No, because unless they can, we don't want to live in a kind of society where we don't, yet we are in that society.

54:45🔗 Drew In a retarded way. In the worst possible way.

54:48🔗 The Bravery In an ass backwards way.

54:50🔗 Adam So what happened? These guys, they got a little slap in the hand, they did a couple of weeks, then they petitioned for their guns back and we gave them back to them. You couldn't petition to get your weed back. That'd be incinerated. But you, well, and by the way, by the time you got out, you'd be so goddamn old, you couldn't hold a bong.

55:10🔗 The Bravery But.

55:11🔗 Drew But for the guns, you're out in three weeks.

55:12🔗 Adam Guns out there, they're out in a couple of months.

55:15🔗 The Bravery They petition. Hey, here you go.

55:17🔗 Drew Enjoy.

55:17🔗 Adam There's JK-47, there's your Glocks, Mac, here's your Mac-10, here, take it all. There's probably a couple of items like, well, you under, they're probably apologizing. You understand we have to keep the armor piercing rounds and the incinerary rounds and the grenade launch. I'm sorry, we just say, you know. Hey, fellas, it wasn't me, it's my captain. What can I do? My hands are tied. Good luck. Hey, open the Soldier of Fortune this month. You'll probably get a lot of that stuff from Canada. Just do it, ship it to you, no problem. Sorry, again, sorry for the inconvenience. They went back, they made their own body armor. They started whipping up their own Kevlar and everything. They showed it all up. And then they just worked down, got high on drugs and stuff. Now they were successful before this.

56:00🔗 Drew And what?

56:03🔗 Adam They were stenographers. No, they robbed, they were successful robbing banks. Yeah. One of them worked at a Jim Barrie.

56:11🔗 Caller They must have been good at paperwork too. If they could petition to get all their guns back.

56:16🔗 Adam Oh yeah. They knew how to use the system. They had made $1.5 million robbing other banks in the area over the last year or so. And they planned it all out. They got it all worked out. They got their little timers all worked out. They did the whole thing. And just cop cars happened to be passing by as these guys were walking into the bank. But you watch the footage. Guys just standing there and he's just spraying bullets everywhere and they're going through. They're just going through cars. They're going through body armor. They're going through everything. The cops have shotguns and handguns and there's nothing they can do. They're just pinned down. They never got a clean shot. These guys are spraying through cinder block walls. The cops, I mean, we have armor piercing rounds and you have these big Soviet made guns. They just start going through stuff. I mean, car fender is not going to stop a bullet. Neither is a cinder block wall. Neither is some stucco or some wood or whatever. They're just spraying through everything. Everyone was just pinned down. They shot, they put 1100 rounds into the society. They were shooting at the helicopter, shooting at people, civilians, doing everything. And the one guy's mom is suing.

57:29🔗 Drew Mom's going to sue.

57:29🔗 Adam Mom's suing.

57:30🔗 Drew He didn't get adequate health care.

57:32🔗 Caller Who's mom's suing? Which guy?

57:33🔗 Drew One of the criminals.

57:34🔗 Caller One of the guys.

57:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, the one guy killed himself and his folks aren't suing yet. But the mom...

57:41🔗 Caller What's the case? What's the reason?

57:42🔗 Drew Well, they didn't get health care there fast enough.

57:44🔗 Adam They didn't get the ambulance there fast enough and he died on the ground. And when they shot, he got into a shootout with the SWAT and he got into a shootout with SWAT team was six, eight, they were 12 feet away. They were on the ground.

57:57🔗 Drew The SWAT was?

57:59🔗 Adam What happened was...

57:59🔗 Drew They were fighting, hitting his feet, right? That's what they were trying to do.

58:02🔗 Adam He took off in a car. The SWAT team didn't mean to run into them. They essentially ran into each other. It was like one of these things where they both just looked across each other. Both their cars were parked right next to each other and they both flew out of the car and just started having a gunfight from 10 feet away. I don't know how the SWAT guys didn't get hit. But anyway, they were firing underneath the cars, and this guy got hit eventually enough. He fell, and they basically just... They cordoned off the area. Then the ambulance won't go into that area, and that's where he died. Lawsuit from the mom, and she could be getting some money from the city. Everybody.

58:40🔗 Drew If that happens, let's you and I get some some armor-piercing guns, and go on a little spree.

58:47🔗 Caller And then sue, yeah.

58:48🔗 Adam It was a hung...

58:48🔗 Caller But if he threw an ounce of weed into the bank, he would have been screwed.

58:52🔗 Adam It was a... Drew, it was a hung jury last I checked.

58:56🔗 Drew I don't want to cry wolf.

58:58🔗 The Bravery Oh, yeah, go, buddy.

58:59🔗 Drew All callers get on the earth tonight. If we stop talking about this, somebody actually will get on the earth tonight.

59:03🔗 It'll probably be brought tomorrow.

59:04🔗 Drew We'll receive... Oh, yeah, sure. Two tickets to see Cry Wolf, which comes out in theaters everywhere on Friday. You lie, you die. It's about students who come up with an online fantasy about a murderer who magically comes to life and gets them all. And everyone who gets these tickets will qualify to win a trip to see Block Party, who did the soundtrack from this movie, anywhere they play in Europe.

59:23🔗 Adam Wow, and they're playing a lot of places.

59:24🔗 Drew Announcing it on Sunday.

59:25🔗 Adam And normally we don't give away much on this show.

59:28🔗 Drew This is a good one.

59:28🔗 Adam Yeah. Drew, stop fidgeting, baby.

59:30🔗 Drew Just putting it away. That's why I don't fidget.

59:32🔗 Adam Putting it away.

59:33🔗 Drew Moving it away.

59:33🔗 Adam You moved it three quarters of an inch.

59:35🔗 Drew It was in front of me.

59:37🔗 Adam No, it was not in front of you, Drew. Three sixteenths of an inch you moved.

59:40🔗 Drew It's an easier push.

59:41🔗 Adam Don't monkey, baby. Come on now. What's up, Drew? Come on, baby. Just relax. You got to start smoking some weed. You got to chill. No, you need to take a chill pill.

59:50🔗 Caller Brittany? Hello?

59:53🔗 Adam You're like one of those guys whose skin itches all the time or something. You know what I mean?

59:57🔗 Drew Tonight I'm back.

59:58🔗 Adam Uncomfortable in your own skin. Just relax. Just go, baby.

1:00:02🔗 Caller It's just the calluses.

1:00:03🔗 Adam Just draw yourself a bath and just relax. Brittany?

1:00:07🔗 Caller Brittany, it's me.

1:00:08🔗 Adam I need to put you in my in-bound program. What's happening, baby doll?

1:00:13🔗 Caller Oh my God. I have so much to tell you. All right. I don't think you have enough time for me, but.

1:00:18🔗 Adam All right. Well, let's keep moving then. Let me tell you what else these guys did. All right. I'm just obsessed. I'm obsessed with the fact that the hag of a mom is suing and is going to win or may have won or may have been settled out of court. You understand that, everybody?

1:00:35🔗 Drew We got to kill the attorneys that put this case out together.

1:00:37🔗 Adam Brittany?

1:00:38🔗 Caller Yes.

1:00:39🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:00:40🔗 Caller OK. So basically, I've been best friends with this guy for about a year. We've been really into each other, just talking, kind of flirting. And at the beginning of the summer, we started to date. Well, when we started to date, I basically knew that he had, like, bisexual tendencies, like when you would get drunk, he'd be really all of a sudden interested in the other guys. And that didn't really bother me because I was basically head over heels for this guy anyway. Are you following?

1:01:06🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. You could have said that in about one sentence. I was with the guy who was gay, the guy who was drunk used to go after guys. Now what?

1:01:13🔗 Caller OK. Well, basically, since we started dating, a few weeks ago at a party, he got drunk and he kissed this other guy right square in front of my face. No joke. Six feet away. I just kissed him and I got pretty upset. We broke up for about a day, but I took him back because I couldn't imagine my life without him, really. I like him that much and he's such a big part of my life. So I took him back, but then the other day at this big party and he actually hooked up and slept with our other friends.

1:01:43🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. What's your question? What's it going to take? Are you cute? Are you hot? I believe you. I believe you because you talk and talk and talk.

1:01:56🔗 Drew What she's saying is important. You need to hear those.

1:01:58🔗 Adam Well, good-looking people are never told to shut up in the society.

1:02:01🔗 Caller It's the run-ons that are given away.

1:02:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:03🔗 Adam Everyone just looks at them. When a hot chick's in person, she's like, and this guy, and then it was like, hey bitch, would you zip it?

1:02:10🔗 Caller I'm trying to focus here.

1:02:11🔗 Caller No, no, no.

1:02:12🔗 Adam They're all just like, oh, oh, oh. A lot of bobbleheads.

1:02:17🔗 Yeah, sweetie, no.

1:02:18🔗 Caller Fantastic.

1:02:18🔗 Tell me more.

1:02:18🔗 Adam That's awesome, no.

1:02:19🔗 Look.

1:02:20🔗 Adam And they don't learn, they don't have the self-esteem. Their self-esteem is not injured enough.

1:02:24🔗 Caller They're always really funny too. They think they're very funny.

1:02:27🔗 Adam Yeah, you know the biggest blow, let me tell you the biggest blowhards in the world. I'll tell you the biggest blowhards.

1:02:32🔗 Drew Blonde girls from Newport?

1:02:34🔗 Adam Yeah, actually, I gotta add rabbi. So I don't know what happened to them, but boy, do they like to talk. Hot chicks.

1:02:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:43🔗 Adam The other blowhards are big, like strapping guys all times, like the guys who people are scared to tell to shut up, often times. They're either super quiet or they're blowhards and then rabbi. Loggers. Loggers. All right, Brittany. No way in hell. What happened to her?

1:02:59🔗 Caller As long as she had a question. Well, look, she's the one to talk about.

1:03:03🔗 Adam No, no, hold on, let me try this.

1:03:05🔗 Caller I think she was showing off.

1:03:06🔗 Adam All right, so the guy is bi.

1:03:08🔗 Drew Or he's gay. He's gay. He's saying bye bye to heterosexuality. What is your question?

1:03:12🔗 Adam That's right.

1:03:13🔗 Caller Okay, well, basically, well, our relationship completely started out sexual. Like the first time we like...

1:03:19🔗 Drew Brittany, right now, what's your question? What is your question in one sentence?

1:03:21🔗 Caller My question is, is there any chance that we have... Do we have any chance together?

1:03:26🔗 Drew No.

1:03:27🔗 Adam No.

1:03:28🔗 Caller How old's the guy?

1:03:29🔗 Drew He's gay.

1:03:31🔗 Caller He's gay. Completely. He's gay.

1:03:33🔗 Drew Well, maybe not completely, but he's going that way.

1:03:36🔗 Adam Even if it's just his right leg is gay, that's enough.

1:03:38🔗 Drew Yeah. Brittany, it's chaos if you're with somebody who's bisexual declares their bisexuality and that declaration means he's not going to be a monogamous. And the reality is that somebody who's that way and confused about their sexuality more often than not is going to go all the way.

1:03:53🔗 Adam Well, not only that. Forget about his sexual proclivity. He doesn't respect you. He's not monogamous in your relationship.

1:04:00🔗 Drew That's the point. He said bye-bye. He's hurting you.

1:04:04🔗 Caller He's like, OK, I always hear that cheaters are always cheaters. But is that like the truth? Like, will Kent ever have a chance to change?

1:04:11🔗 Adam Yeah, in his 60s.

1:04:13🔗 Caller Yeah, he's going to change all the way again.

1:04:15🔗 Drew When he commits to a guy, when he commits to a guy, he will change.

1:04:18🔗 Adam Eventually, he'll start cornholeing full time and that'll be the transition.

1:04:21🔗 Drew Yeah. Hey, Brittany, please, please. Seriously.

1:04:24🔗 Adam You're cute. Just go find some guy that worships you, would you?

1:04:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:28🔗 Caller Adam, when things don't work out with your wife, will you give me a call, then?

1:04:32🔗 Drew Well, yeah, she won't rotate.

1:04:33🔗 Adam We can actually talk before things don't work out with my wife. I mean, why put it off?

1:04:38🔗 Caller I don't want to do that. See, unlike Dominic, I don't cheat. We don't. I don't do the cheating thing, but.

1:04:43🔗 Drew Who's Dominic?

1:04:44🔗 Caller Dominic's a gay guy.

1:04:46🔗 Adam Yeah, she had to drop his name.

1:04:48🔗 Drew So this is bogus.

1:04:49🔗 Adam Well, not necessarily. Maybe she just wanted to get back at him a little bit. No, here's the thing about cheating. You don't wait till the wheels come off the wagon because then the wife suspects you of cheating. You cheat when everything's going right.

1:05:00🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

1:05:01🔗 Drew Well, that's what people don't understand. The guys bring it on when they're cheating for their wife. They make things extra good. That's when they bring the flowers and stuff.

1:05:10🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:11🔗 Drew Otherwise, they don't think about that kind of thing.

1:05:13🔗 Caller Right. Yeah.

1:05:15🔗 Adam Yeah, I think the other sign that a guy is cheating oftentimes is working out, too, when a guy starts taking a little more care of himself.

1:05:25🔗 Drew That's when women worry a guy is cheating.

1:05:27🔗 Caller When a guy, yeah.

1:05:28🔗 Drew The guy isn't necessarily cheating when he doesn't.

1:05:30🔗 Adam No, not necessarily. Well, Drew went out for a jog tonight. You know, it's this old lady's listening.

1:05:34🔗 Caller Yeah, so why would you start working out if you have at least two ladies? Yeah, I think things be sitting on the counter. Right, right.

1:05:40🔗 Adam No, you're working out for the new chick is who you're working out for. Because once you're nude for a while in front of the same person, you don't care. But when a new person has seen nude, you know what I mean? You know they do that thing where it's like, you only get to make a first impression once. That's what I'm saying. Same with nudity. The first time your crack and sack is hanging out, that pretty much just gets burnt out.

1:06:04🔗 Drew That is a great name for a new restaurant.

1:06:06🔗 Caller Crack and sack.

1:06:08🔗 The Bravery Hey, we got a bottomless salad bowl.

1:06:10🔗 Adam Come on down to Crack and Sack. Bravery is going to be there Wednesday night, playing a full set at 730, 9 o'clock. Come on down.

1:06:19🔗 The Bravery All you can eat.

1:06:20🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. The ribs are good.

1:06:21🔗 The Bravery Yeah, come for the flank steak down at Crack and Sack.

1:06:25🔗 Drew That's Waldo's flank steak.

1:06:26🔗 Adam Come for Waldo's flank steak over at the Crack and Sack. All you can eat. And I got, yeah, and I'll tell you, when's the last time we had some great homemade cherry cobbler?

1:06:36🔗 Drew And coleslaw.

1:06:37🔗 Adam Make sure and order it first, though.

1:06:39🔗 The Bravery We bake it fresh. We make our own coleslaw.

1:06:42🔗 Adam We make it all on the old premises. That's right.

1:06:45🔗 Drew Bake our own breads.

1:06:46🔗 Adam You like beer, you like wine? We have one of the largest selections in South Pasadena. Come on down. Crack and sack.

1:06:53🔗 Caller You're joking, but we're serious. We're going to open this together.

1:06:56🔗 Adam It would be a decent. Look, just you would get enough business just from the people with a good sense of humor, the super stupid people, and then the people which would be me, the morbid sense of curiosity. What the hell? And it'd be like, goddamn, this place has to be good because that is a horrible name. Like, how confident must you be?

1:07:17🔗 The Bravery You know what I mean? With a name like Kraken Sec, you got to be good.

1:07:20🔗 Adam Then that's a commercial.

1:07:22🔗 The Bravery I just imagine an old miner guy, come to Kraken Sec, grab Happy Parkers Fried Chicken or Kraken Sec, Thursday Night's Fried Chicken Night.

1:07:30🔗 Caller Next Free.

1:07:32🔗 Caller You know what the best restaurant is that nobody's done yet? Me and Sam were talking about this, this singer in our band, it's called The Last Rites. And the whole thing is set up like a prison. It's The Last Supper. What's on the menu is anything you want.

1:07:45🔗 Adam Right.

1:07:45🔗 Caller You sit down, all the chairs are electric chairs, at the end of the table is a big red phone.

1:07:50🔗 Adam That is awesome.

1:07:50🔗 Caller If the mayor calls during your meal, it's free. Or the governor.

1:07:54🔗 Adam Yeah, the thing, and it's like a pinball machine where you just, it's just, you get a free game, like every, you match, like every 20th game. Pop! You know what I mean? The phone lights up. You'd have to do it enough to make, keep people on it. Yeah. And then that's, and that's the thing. Now, now it's a restaurant that has no kitchen though, right?

1:08:13🔗 Drew They make whatever you, whatever you have.

1:08:14🔗 Adam Well, they make whatever you want or, or, or, you know, there's another sort of, there's another sort of run.

1:08:19🔗 Drew And every chair has got to look like Gilligan's Island, you know, dome over the head, electric chair with the big circular.

1:08:24🔗 Adam But see, there's another weird angle where somebody says like, I want Colonel Sanders, extra crispy fried chicken, and I want a moon pie, and I want-

1:08:35🔗 Drew Where you get it from somewhere else.

1:08:36🔗 Adam I want a Fanta orange drink, and I want a Fresca, and I want some Bugles.

1:08:42🔗 Drew You just have the internet. You have personal shoppers there. Right, right.

1:08:45🔗 Adam And you have a team of crazy Asians on mopeds.

1:08:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:08:49🔗 Adam Those little bikes. Big baskets, big baskets.

1:08:51🔗 Caller The priest is the hostess, and they like seat you to the table.

1:08:54🔗 Adam That's awesome.

1:08:55🔗 Drew And it's a priest that wears those robes, not just the, just to call it, but you know, the robes that go behind.

1:09:00🔗 Adam It's take the walk priest, yeah. Oh, that's awesome.

1:09:04🔗 Caller Vegas, I think, would do it first. We need investors.

1:09:07🔗 The Bravery Well, you need Vegas.

1:09:08🔗 Adam Vegas is good because you need 24-hour town, you know, because you couldn't have the Taco Bell, you know, you want the Bell B for, maybe I'm dating myself, but the point is, is you'd have to have access to just about every kind of beer, every kind of ice cream, every kind, you'd have to have the weird stuff, too.

1:09:25🔗 Drew Like Las Vegas.

1:09:26🔗 Adam Yeah, it wouldn't just be like, well, I want Coke and a McDonald's burger. This stuff could get a little exotic, you know what I mean?

1:09:32🔗 Drew Take a call.

1:09:33🔗 Adam I don't know, Drew. I don't think I'm ready to take a call.

1:09:36🔗 Drew Tell me from Northridge, isn't that where that bank robbery was?

1:09:38🔗 Adam Last Rites.

1:09:39🔗 Drew Was that bank robbery in Northridge?

1:09:41🔗 Adam Well, it would be stupid because they called it the North Hollywood Bank robbery. Yeah, it was on Laurel Canyon where I used to live. Let's take a break.

1:09:48🔗 Drew All right, let's do it.

1:09:49🔗 Adam I'm going to steal that Last Rites idea. Wow. All right, we'll be at Bravery in studio time. We'll be right back after this.

1:09:58🔗 Caller Loveline's phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:10:02🔗 Loveline, with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10:04🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

1:10:13🔗 Adam Yeah, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. who? Dr. Drew, John and Michael here tonight from The Bravery.

1:10:21🔗 Drew We are eating bugles.

1:10:22🔗 Adam Somebody dropped some bugles off. Most did. And they're awesome. And Drew's so in love with his bugles, all of a sudden he's become a big The Bravery fan, because they're like, God, we need to play another Bravery. Oh yeah, let's play it immediately.

1:10:37🔗 Caller Let's play the album, let's finish the bag.

1:10:39🔗 Adam That's just gonna be more bugle popping for you, Drew.

1:10:42🔗 Caller It's bugle popping time. Hey Adam, just now all I could hear was you eating bugles and it could have been in the zoo.

1:10:54🔗 Caller It could have easily been in the zoo.

1:10:56🔗 Caller That's why I was laughing, I could barely catch you in. Or homie.

1:11:04🔗 Caller They're really good.

1:11:06🔗 Adam No more bugles. One more call, then we'll hear a bravery song. Right? Taylor?

1:11:15🔗 Caller Hello?

1:11:15🔗 Drew I don't know if I can do the no more bugle thing.

1:11:16🔗 Adam You're 22?

1:11:17🔗 Caller Yes.

1:11:18🔗 Adam What's up?

1:11:19🔗 Caller Adam.

1:11:20🔗 Drew Corolla.

1:11:21🔗 Adam That was a gay one.

1:11:22🔗 Caller Adam's masturbating in the jacuzzi.

1:11:23🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:11:24🔗 Adam Wow.

1:11:25🔗 Drew He is.

1:11:25🔗 Adam I'm trying to replace the kids' pool game, Marco Polo with Adam Corolla. I just feel like 800 years is long enough. It's time for a new sheriff. A new dynasty. Yeah, a new dynasty. This is something I could leave behind. Go ahead, Taylor.

1:11:41🔗 Caller Hi.

1:11:43🔗 Adam All right. Bogus. Yeah, that's the only one who does a worse gay voice than Taylor's me. Because I can only go, say there, sweetie. That's that's that's that's my gay thing. Taylor, please.

1:11:55🔗 Caller Hello.

1:11:56🔗 Adam Oh, here's the thing about gay guys. They don't sound novelty gay, except for my assistant. Sounds like Christopher Lowe. But other than him.

1:12:07🔗 Drew Your assistant is playing like a character.

1:12:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:10🔗 Drew Dresses up like Kim playing him.

1:12:12🔗 Adam He's a gay guy. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Got that guy showing up at my house every day. Couch shows that he made himself. It's awesome.

1:12:20🔗 Drew I think this is the guy that pretends to be a chick, actually. Yes, I think that's who it is.

1:12:24🔗 Adam Taylor, are you the guy who pretends to be a chick?

1:12:26🔗 Caller No, that's not me.

1:12:28🔗 Adam Okay. Well, that's a horrible gay voice you're doing. And I'm offended. And as a guy who has no gay friends, I... Oh, wait a minute.

1:12:36🔗 Drew You have one. I do have one gay.

1:12:38🔗 Adam As a guy who has one gay friend, I am offended. I gotta get a couple more gay friends.

1:12:45🔗 Drew Yeah, you do. What's the matter with you? We got Michelle. Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:12:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you're lesbian. I don't think it's gay. I need a gay friend. I need a lesbian friend. I need one everything. So when people complain like, oh, you're racist, you're homophobic.

1:12:59🔗 The Bravery What do you mean? I got a gay buddy.

1:13:01🔗 Adam You get to do that.

1:13:04🔗 Drew Did it exonerate you completely?

1:13:05🔗 Adam Well, somehow it was funny because that's your argument is, is, yeah, there's a black guy I work with and I don't punch him out every day.

1:13:12🔗 The Bravery Like, we talk.

1:13:14🔗 Adam I don't just, you know, tack him with a with a sickle. It's awesome. Yeah.

1:13:18🔗 The Bravery What do you mean?

1:13:18🔗 Adam What do you mean? Racist. But then it's kind of racist to point out that you have a black friend.

1:13:22🔗 Drew That's right. It suggests you you're defensive about being racist. You cultivate a.

1:13:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:28🔗 Drew Really? It was somebody who's you're a beard.

1:13:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I got David Alan Greer is my black friend.

1:13:34🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:13:35🔗 Adam Well, he's not really black enough.

1:13:37🔗 Drew Oh, he may does that mama.

1:13:39🔗 Adam Well, I'll tell you, that is pretty black. Yeah. And ever since he got the rims put on his escalator, yeah, so back in the black good graces, you know, he's good. I got Michelle counters a lesbian friend. Do have a gay friend has spoken to him for a while, like reconnect there. And then I worked with a bunch of Hispanic guys. So I think I think that's covered pretty good.

1:13:59🔗 Drew And your assistant's good.

1:13:59🔗 Adam Pretty good. Oh, I have a gay assistant. Yeah, I don't think he likes me. I need an Asian.

1:14:04🔗 Drew He hates you.

1:14:04🔗 Adam Yeah. Any Asians listening want to hang out? Just, you know, give me a buzz here at the station. You know, I'm sort of rounded out, right? Yeah.

1:14:13🔗 Drew No other nationalities on earth.

1:14:14🔗 Adam Wow. Who's going to complain about me bashing the Germans or the French or something like that? I don't need to deal with those people. And by the way, Asian is Asian. I don't need Japan, Chinese, whatever. Just give me one. You know what I'm saying?

1:14:26🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:14:27🔗 Adam Zena?

1:14:28🔗 Caller Yes.

1:14:29🔗 The Bravery Are you black?

1:14:31🔗 Caller No.

1:14:32🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Well, I can't use you, sweetie. I saw Detroit. I saw Zena. I thought, well, you know, you know what I'm saying? Playing the odds. Do you know any Asians, sweetie?

1:14:43🔗 Caller Actually, yes, I do.

1:14:45🔗 Adam All right. Could you send one of them down?

1:14:48🔗 The Bravery Uh, no.

1:14:50🔗 Adam Okay. What's your problem?

1:14:52🔗 Caller I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend, and I don't know how to find somebody to do it with.

1:14:59🔗 Adam You want a girl?

1:15:00🔗 Caller Yes.

1:15:01🔗 Drew And your boyfriend is cool with this?

1:15:04🔗 Caller Do you know any man who's not cool with having a threesome with two other chicks?

1:15:08🔗 Drew Well, you know what I was thinking? Is it your boyfriend? Here's where my brain went. Hmm. You want to have the threesome. That means you want to just destroy, you want to...

1:15:18🔗 Adam You want to sabotage.

1:15:18🔗 Drew You want to blow up this relationship somehow. So that means your boyfriend's a super nice guy that you can't tolerate being with. And he might be the kind of guy that says, I don't know, that doesn't sound right to me. It might sound like that.

1:15:28🔗 Adam Powerful stuff, yeah.

1:15:29🔗 Drew So that's why I was thinking he might be one of those guys.

1:15:31🔗 Adam Is he Asian?

1:15:33🔗 Caller No, he's not Asian.

1:15:35🔗 Drew But you clearly want to blow up this relationship, so enjoy.

1:15:38🔗 Adam Yeah. All right, so, Xena, you're done. Here, I'm going to give you two choices. One is, one is you're a lesbian, and you just want an excuse to be with a woman, but you don't want to admit you're lesbian, so you do it under the guise of a threesome, and that way you get to be with a woman, but it's like there's a guy there, so you're not really a dyke. Sorry, sorry, it's my lesbian friend I offended. But yeah, although I think they don't mind, Dyke.

1:16:03🔗 Drew Michelle? Oh yeah, she might.

1:16:05🔗 Adam She like, she don't, oh no.

1:16:06🔗 Drew Are there any, are there any, are there any target terms?

1:16:07🔗 Adam What don't you like?

1:16:08🔗 Caller I don't like that.

1:16:09🔗 Drew What else?

1:16:09🔗 Adam Yeah, what don't you like? I mean, what, what else don't you like? Is that it?

1:16:13🔗 Caller I don't like love.

1:16:14🔗 Adam What don't I like?

1:16:15🔗 Drew Oh, don't like love? She doesn't like love?

1:16:17🔗 Caller I don't call you so lust.

1:16:19🔗 Drew Les Baux, Les Baux might be in love.

1:16:22🔗 Adam Alright, well we'll beat this out during the commercial.

1:16:23🔗 Caller I don't like love very much.

1:16:26🔗 Adam You're what?

1:16:27🔗 Caller I'm in love very much.

1:16:28🔗 Drew No.

1:16:29🔗 Adam You're very much in love.

1:16:30🔗 Drew Well if you are, then you can't tolerate it.

1:16:31🔗 Adam And, and do you, have you ever been with a woman?

1:16:34🔗 Caller Yes.

1:16:35🔗 Adam You have. And you liked it.

1:16:38🔗 Caller Yes.

1:16:39🔗 Drew So this is just an attempt to get that going again, huh?

1:16:41🔗 Adam And you'd like to be with a woman again?

1:16:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:46🔗 Adam What happened to you?

1:16:47🔗 Drew Why would that be a sort of hesitating answer if it's something you're seeking out, something you're motivated to do, and when Adam is, you want to be with a woman, well not really.

1:16:56🔗 Adam Thumbs up with you, Xena. What happened? Were you ever abused?

1:16:59🔗 The Bravery Of course.

1:17:00🔗 Caller Physically, not in a relationship.

1:17:04🔗 Adam Right. Actually, me too.

1:17:06🔗 The Bravery How do we work that out? Drew, I mean, you and I, right?

1:17:10🔗 Caller Come on, buddy.

1:17:12🔗 Drew Let's go.

1:17:12🔗 Adam Well, I mean, we like-

1:17:13🔗 Drew Come on.

1:17:13🔗 Adam Yeah, so is every straight guy, too, but we just can't figure out a way around it. Xena, were you ever abused?

1:17:19🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:17:21🔗 Caller No.

1:17:22🔗 Adam Ever abused? We didn't hear your answer.

1:17:25🔗 Caller No.

1:17:26🔗 Adam No. But why do you wait then? Why are you so angry? Here's how I know you're angry. You're making me angry. Whenever I'm angry, it means you were physically abused or something is wrong with you. You're very angry because the person that gives the delayed answer is the angry person. I know it. That's the one thing I've learned from being here. I know she said no the first time and then the second time she gave a three Mississippi. Where's your dad?

1:17:53🔗 Caller With his wife and children in Mount Clement.

1:17:56🔗 Adam So he abandoned you?

1:17:58🔗 Caller Pretty much.

1:17:59🔗 Drew All right. It's good times.

1:18:00🔗 Adam It's good. Would you consider yourself angry?

1:18:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:05🔗 Adam Okay. Well, at least you're honest about your anger.

1:18:07🔗 Drew Now we like you more.

1:18:08🔗 Adam Yeah. It's marginal though. Did your mom remarry?

1:18:13🔗 Caller No.

1:18:16🔗 Adam All right. Can you turn your radio down, please, goofball? They were never married?

1:18:20🔗 Caller No.

1:18:22🔗 Adam So you have no relationship with your biological father?

1:18:25🔗 Caller No.

1:18:26🔗 Adam All right. Now, do you hear the pattern in the super angry people? Everything becomes like some sort of goddamn extraction process. And when do you think you might see, man? You pass and you have a relationship? No.

1:18:40🔗 Drew Yeah. And they just pull back.

1:18:42🔗 Adam Yeah. And then you have to ring them like a bar rag to get any information out of them because they're angry and they put that out to the world. And, oh man, the world hates you when you do that. And then you want to know why you don't get promoted. And you want to know why you don't have your friends. And you want to know why you got stabbed in the back by what, who you thought was your best friend and this and that and the other. And then you get more angry and then it gets worse because you become a full-blown bummer and no one wants to be around your ass.

1:19:09🔗 Drew And then you start creating chaos too and vortexes.

1:19:12🔗 Caller Right, right. Like threesomes.

1:19:14🔗 Drew Xena. Like threesomes, exactly. Exactly.

1:19:16🔗 Adam You are looking to blow this relationship up. I don't know what kind of environment you grew up in other than your father wasn't around but I can hear that you're horribly angry and you're looking for chaos. And you're going to find it and the relationship's going to end. So if you want to end it, go ahead. Go ahead.

1:19:32🔗 Caller But she wants to blame it on the all guys want threesomes thing.

1:19:36🔗 Adam Yeah, well listen, you're angry at men, you're attracted to women, it's chaotic. You want to get some therapy or you just want to sort of blindly stumble through life and take all the crap that slings at you.

1:19:51🔗 Drew Okay.

1:19:51🔗 Adam All right, Zena.

1:19:52🔗 Drew Good times.

1:19:53🔗 Adam Go find a therapist, would you?

1:19:56🔗 Drew Yeah, it's not going to happen.

1:19:57🔗 Adam Not going to happen. But look, here's the thing.

1:19:59🔗 Drew Go find a bravery song.

1:20:02🔗 Adam That's therapy. That's the solution. Look, don't do it for me. I don't give a rat's ass. I got a nice car, a nice house, and a dog that likes me, and 10 jobs. I'm fine. Do it for you. I know you're going to show me, you're going to show Drew, you're going to show the world. Oh no, baby. Not for me. I'm just going to go through my life being miserable. Guess who the joke's on?

1:20:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:23🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Why don't you just crap on your own living room floor and teach me a lesson? You know what I mean? Now once in a while, you got to deal with these people because they're behind the counter at the car rental place at the airport.

1:20:37🔗 Caller Right.

1:20:38🔗 Adam Right. They're around, but you don't have to go home to them. Well, at least I know. You don't have to deal with them. You know, they're not in your family. They're not in your space. And no one's going to get any help. And you don't have to get any help. And don't listen to him. And you should just do your thing and all that. Great. Have a horrible life. We'll see you all in hell. All right. Now let's hear Brave Race.

1:20:59🔗 Drew Shall we?

1:21:00🔗 Adam This one is called Unconditional. Yeah, The Bravery, everybody. Just eatin bugles, hounded bugles and talkin The Bravery during the break.

1:24:26🔗 Drew Hammering bugles.

1:24:27🔗 Adam Drew actually busted a mortar and pestle out from the trunk of his car. He's a doctor. He has one. He just mashed up a whole sack.

1:24:34🔗 Drew And injected it.

1:24:35🔗 Adam Put some water in it, in main line. Actually injected an entire sack of bugles into it.

1:24:40🔗 Drew I fed that NG tube up my nose and down to my stomach, just pshhht.

1:24:43🔗 Adam Yeah, I just did a sack rectally. Anal shotgun.

1:24:48🔗 Drew I didn't know you were going to talk about that.

1:24:49🔗 Adam Well, here's what you do. You take the bugles.

1:24:51🔗 The Bravery You just take the regular sack of bugles.

1:24:53🔗 Adam You put some warm water in it. You shake it up until it dissolves. And then just go ahead and ram a fall point pen and shove it in your ass. And boom, you just take the whole thing up there.

1:25:01🔗 Drew Ready mate. It's like, you know, like those fleets.

1:25:05🔗 Adam Yeah, I would know. And I was eating them, you know, orally while I was actually receiving it. Ain't only.

1:25:10🔗 Caller This actually reminds me of a question that I have to ask Dr. Drew.

1:25:13🔗 Drew Go right ahead.

1:25:14🔗 Caller On our tour bus, we have a we heard a rumor of the I think it's called the vodka tampon tampon tampon where you soak a tampon in vodka then kind of just shove it up your ass.

1:25:26🔗 Drew There's the people take alcohol rectally various means.

1:25:30🔗 Caller Is that sweet?

1:25:31🔗 Drew Is it sweet? I don't know if it's sweet or sour, but it works. First off, if I'm going to how do you get how do you get a limp wet tampon up your a you got a dilate?

1:25:43🔗 Adam Yeah, warm compress. I mean, I don't know. What do I know? What do I get? Okay, come on, Drew, do the math. But we don't put an ice cube up your ass. People do alcohol, animals and things like that because it's more rapidly absorbed and well, I'll tell you what you don't want to do. If you're going to do the vodka tampon is don't go for it. Don't bother spending money on the top shelf stuff like, you know, the Stoli and that you go right for this Smirnoff and, you know, the...

1:26:09🔗 Caller Oh, you mean top shelf alcohol?

1:26:11🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, no, no, your ass doesn't know the difference. You know what I'm saying?

1:26:15🔗 Drew Maybe yours doesn't, how dare you?

1:26:17🔗 Adam It's a discriminated palette.

1:26:19🔗 Caller Maybe you're going to skimp on the tampons, which...

1:26:21🔗 Adam Oh, no, no, no, you want to buy the good stuff. Only go with the big names. All right, we need to take a break. Let me say a couple of things that we did. We're talking, I was talking to the Bravery about how angry that last caller was. And we figured out that angry people do everything slowly. They answer, you know, it's one Mississippi, two Mississippi, and then you get one syllable. And it's all meant to sort of frustrate and do that. And I pointed out, who crosses the street the slowest out of anybody? The angry people. Actually, people that are happy sort of break into jogs as they cross streets. And angry people. Yeah, well, I got to say one thing about the brothers, fastest people on the planet, not the fastest pedestrians off of them. But anyway, it's interesting math if you work it out. But the point is, the more angry you are, the slower you walk in front of that car.

1:27:17🔗 Drew Well, if you're angry, everything's up to you.

1:27:19🔗 Caller Yeah, here's a question. What do angry people do when they trip on the street? Because I feel like maybe it's just the happy people that kind of turn into a jog and run it off.

1:27:27🔗 Adam Right. Oh, you mean when you get that Charlie horse or something, you got to run it on?

1:27:31🔗 Drew You want to call the police and an attorney.

1:27:33🔗 Adam Right.

1:27:33🔗 Drew When you're angry.

1:27:34🔗 The Bravery Oh, yeah.

1:27:35🔗 Adam I know we got to take a break, but Chinsita? Chinsita? You're 30?

1:27:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:43🔗 Adam You want to be my token Asian friend so I can make Asian jokes and then point out that I have Asian friends?

1:27:48🔗 Caller Sure, you can use me.

1:27:50🔗 Adam Here's the problem, you're a chick, and people just think I'm trying to F you. Number one. Are you cute?

1:27:56🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm cute.

1:27:58🔗 Drew She could be a professional though.

1:27:59🔗 Adam Who is number one?

1:28:00🔗 Drew Do you have a accountant, a turner or something?

1:28:03🔗 Caller What? I can't hear you both.

1:28:05🔗 Adam Okay, hold on a second. Here's the problem. I can't have a hot Asian chick as my only Asian friend so I can make off-colored Asian jokes.

1:28:15🔗 Drew You've already gotten Minka.

1:28:16🔗 Adam That's my point.

1:28:18🔗 The Bravery You know what I'm saying?

1:28:19🔗 Adam You can't have a hot chick because people are like, oh, of course you're friends with her, she's hot. You want to get in her pants. See what I mean?

1:28:25🔗 Drew So the hotness trumps race.

1:28:27🔗 Adam Yes.

1:28:28🔗 Drew In all cases, probably.

1:28:29🔗 Adam Almost all cases. I need unattractive people of these races. I'm sorry if I wasn't clear about that. You understand? Well, you need mail. It's nice and I need mail.

1:28:38🔗 Drew You need mail. Well, we've got to talk to her some more, though, about your-

1:28:40🔗 Adam Yeah, because if a guy had a hot Asian chick next to him, it wouldn't be like, he still could be racist.

1:28:45🔗 Drew He wouldn't get credit, yeah.

1:28:46🔗 Adam He wouldn't get credit.

1:28:47🔗 Drew So you have to talk to her about some of the things that you might raise with your Asian brother.

1:28:51🔗 Adam We've got a heavy-set older brother.

1:28:53🔗 Drew Yeah, we'll talk to her.

1:28:54🔗 Adam Alright, hold on. We're going to take a break. We'll be back after this.

1:28:57🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Radio, Loveline will be r-

1:29:19🔗 Drew Hey, it's Loveline, all colors tonight. We'll manage to get on the air, because I gotta get this in before it's time.

1:29:24🔗 Adam 11 years on the air with this guy.

1:29:25🔗 Drew We'll receive tickets to see Cry Wolf, a group of students who set up an online fantasy about a murder, and then comes to life, and he kills everybody. It's actually a scary movie.

1:29:34🔗 Adam It is?

1:29:35🔗 Drew Yeah, and Katie Kirk was promoting the hell out of it this morning.

1:29:37🔗 Adam Did you see it?

1:29:38🔗 Drew I've seen a lot of the previews for it, it looks good. Yeah, it really does. Everyone who gets tickets, all of you who are 18 or over, who are going to show tonight, that will win tickets to see Block Party, get qualified to win tickets to see Block Party anywhere they play in Europe. They did the soundtrack this Friday, You Lie, You Die, Cry Wolf, in theaters everywhere.

1:29:54🔗 Adam All right. Anyway, we got to keep moving. What the hell name is that?

1:30:02🔗 Drew Aren't you offended by Adam's?

1:30:04🔗 The Bravery How do you say your name?

1:30:05🔗 Caller Cancita.

1:30:06🔗 Adam Oh, all right.

1:30:07🔗 Drew What kind of name is that?

1:30:08🔗 Caller The Ocean.

1:30:11🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't know if that, I guess that works. What?

1:30:15🔗 Caller I guess.

1:30:17🔗 Caller What do you do? What do you do for a living?

1:30:19🔗 Caller I'm unemployed right now.

1:30:21🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:30:22🔗 Caller I hang out with you every night.

1:30:24🔗 Adam Yeah. What do you do? Dental hygienist?

1:30:27🔗 Caller No, I'm actually studying for my real estate license.

1:30:31🔗 Adam All right. All right. Do you have an older brother that looks more Japanese? He was heavyset. He could hang out with me.

1:30:38🔗 Caller Yeah. He's 32.

1:30:39🔗 Caller He lives in Carlsbad.

1:30:40🔗 Adam Okay. It's important to have a good ethnic name too. So you know what I said.

1:30:45🔗 Caller His name is Saria.

1:30:48🔗 Adam Could be confused for Mexican though. I need like Chung-Wa. You know what I mean? I don't need any Sam's or Tom's.

1:30:56🔗 Drew You can speak something in pressure. I'm sure.

1:30:58🔗 Adam No, but he's not going to be there in person all the time. You know what I mean?

1:31:02🔗 Drew All right.

1:31:02🔗 Adam Thanks, Gensita. I mean, your heart was in the right place, but between the Laotian stuff and the brother with the crazy name, I don't think it's going to work for me. Right now, it's not a fit. You know, maybe in the future.

1:31:14🔗 Drew It's not for everybody.

1:31:15🔗 Adam Maybe in the future. All right, Drew. Who else? Who's been on hold for a long time? We just say hi to. This guy?

1:31:21🔗 Caller Kenneth?

1:31:23🔗 Adam Kenneth?

1:31:24🔗 Caller Hello?

1:31:25🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:31:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:27🔗 Adam You're not Japanese, are you?

1:31:30🔗 Caller I could pretend if you want.

1:31:32🔗 Drew What's your question?

1:31:33🔗 Adam That's offensive. What's up?

1:31:35🔗 Caller I guess I'm kind of a klepto. And well, more than just that, I really don't treat people like people.

1:31:43🔗 Caller I feel I lie.

1:31:44🔗 Caller I really don't get attached very much.

1:31:47🔗 Adam Okay. Well, that's a bad way to go through life.

1:31:50🔗 Drew Horrible way to go through life. High risk for addiction with that stuff.

1:31:55🔗 Adam And not just, you know, people think, well, it's a bad way for people who are around you to go through life, but it's really just you. Oh, yeah.

1:32:01🔗 Drew It's bad for everybody.

1:32:02🔗 Adam So I've been saying it all night, but how about you get a little help?

1:32:06🔗 Drew That kind of the only way that they really talk about building the capacity for empathy, the capacity to experience other people as people with agentive experiences of their own. And the only way that happens with the intensive long term interpersonal experience is like a residential program for a year or two.

1:32:22🔗 Adam Really?

1:32:23🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:32:23🔗 Drew And I hope it's not the county jail because that's where some people get that treatment.

1:32:27🔗 Adam We'll take a break. We'll be back after this.

1:32:29🔗 Caller All right, guys.

1:32:30🔗 Drew Here's the deal.

1:32:31🔗 Caller Looking to hook up?

1:32:32🔗 Drew Call the Dateline.

1:32:33🔗 Caller Stick a waste in time with the wrong person?

1:32:34🔗 Drew Call the Dateline.

1:32:35🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:32:37🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:32:38🔗 Caller 1-877-889.

1:32:43🔗 Caller If you need to.

1:32:46🔗 The Bravery Call Loveline.

1:32:47🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:32:59🔗 Adam All right, well, that's it, The Bravery, everybody. That's the name of the CD. You probably already have it, but go on and grab another one. Christmas is coming up, you know, you got to get gifts for people.

1:33:08🔗 Caller Sure, be cool. All right. Ready to go.

1:33:10🔗 Adam Thanks, guys. Good seeing you again. Good luck on the tour. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.

1:33:17🔗 Caller Adam had mentioned that poor people don't do that.

1:33:20🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, and you're a poor guy. Just because the name's Juan doesn't mean he's poor, but it helps.

1:33:28🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:33:32🔗 Adam The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:33:42🔗 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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