Wednesday, August 17, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Voiceover Hey, everybody. It's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Jared Leto is here tonight along with Matt. I'm going to go with Wachter.

1:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You got it.

1:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:37🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Rhymes with doctor.

1:39🔗 Adam To Mars is the name of the band and the new CD is called A Beautiful Lie. Where is the new CD?

1:47🔗 Drew It's coming. Oh, look at this.

1:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Nice.

1:50🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's an advance copy.

1:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's not the real thing.

1:53🔗 Adam Thank you. Oh, I see.

1:54🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's the one that's currently leaked on the Internet right now. You can steal it if you want. Right.

1:58🔗 Adam It's coming out on August 20th, which I'm going to-

2:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars August 30th, yeah.

2:02🔗 Adam Oh, August 30th.

2:03🔗 Drew You know, Stryker has been talking about you guys here at K-Rock in Los Angeles.

2:07🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Nice.

2:08🔗 Drew He is not one to hand out compliments.

2:11🔗 Adam He's no ass kisser.

2:13🔗 Drew No, no.

2:13🔗 Adam He's more of a brown nose.

2:14🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I got to say that means so much because we're getting a really enormous, an enormous response around the country, but LA being our home, it really means the world to us to hear that.

2:26🔗 Drew He's an ass kisser, but he tells you when he's not kissing ass. He'll usually be like-

2:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You know what? I'll take the ass kissing.

2:33🔗 Drew He'll usually be like, hey, they're a substantial band. I really like them.

2:36🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Thank you.

2:37🔗 Drew It's a higher compliment as he can offer.

2:39🔗 Adam I like ass kissers, by the way.

2:42🔗 Drew Of course.

2:42🔗 Adam Yeah. People go, hey, boss, looking good. You lost some weight? Then someone always has to point out, he's just kissing your ass. I go, I know, I like it. Because think about what you're trying to do when you're trying to kiss ass, trying to suck up.

2:53🔗 Drew Make the guy happy.

2:54🔗 Adam Trying to make the guy happy.

2:55🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Trying to get something out of it.

2:56🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I like the term sycophant.

2:58🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like saying a masseuse is an ass kisser because she tries to relax you, make you feel good.

3:05🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's only if you go to Chinatown.

3:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, literally. Full release. Jared wrote this. I'm looking at it, the album in four different continents. I only thought there were three, Drew. I didn't know there was four. Recorded LA in South Africa too. So you just recorded this piecemeal all over the place?

3:26🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, pretty much. It's not a world beat record or anything.

3:29🔗 Drew While you were touring?

3:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Part of it was we just took advantage of opportunities. We knew that it was going to be a long process. I tend to like to beat songs to a living pulp. But it's not live? No, it's not live. We just wanted to have different environments. We didn't want to be holed up in some warehouse in Los Angeles. It really had a tremendous impact on us, traveling around the world making this record.

3:52🔗 Adam They're playing, this is what I was scrown with. Yeah, they're playing at the Amphitheater on the 20th.

3:57🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, on Saturday, we're playing.

3:59🔗 Adam Oh, that's cool, especially if you're from around here.

4:01🔗 Drew It's the Gibson Amphitheater.

4:02🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's universal, I know.

4:04🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars They just changed it.

4:05🔗 Drew Who's Gibson?

4:06🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Gibson Guitars, I guess, bought the name.

4:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, really?

4:10🔗 Drew That was like two weeks ago, I guess.

4:11🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, it was pretty recent.

4:13🔗 Adam Wow.

4:13🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars So I'm telling everybody, we're playing Gibson Amphitheater. They're like, where the hell is that?

4:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Figures, when we finally get to play it, they changed the name of it.

4:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, at least it wasn't like Summer's Eve or something.

4:24🔗 Drew I thought maybe it's Waterworld Amphitheater.

4:26🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I would be honored to have it named by GIO.

4:27🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Propecia Amphitheater.

4:28🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

4:29🔗 Adam No, you always, I know it gets downgraded because you're like, oh, they're playing the Amphi-Gypsum Amphitheater.

4:34🔗 Drew It's just a little theater off the Amphitheater.

4:36🔗 Adam That's a small place, but underneath it. Yeah.

4:38🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars This Summer's Eve.

4:39🔗 Adam So are you guys from, you live out here now, but are you from, where are you guys from?

4:44🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars White Trash, Bozer City. That's where I was born. Louisiana.

4:47🔗 Adam Louisiana.

4:48🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm from White Trash, Jersey, so.

4:49🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Wow.

4:51🔗 Adam And everyone's out here, living out here now full-time.

4:53🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, we're all here.

4:54🔗 Adam So how, so is those all about the music right now, Jared?

4:58🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No, you know, I came to Los Angeles over 10 years ago now, but my brother and I have been making music since we were kids. And I came to California, 400 bucks in my pocket and a backpack, and slept on the beach for a while. And then eventually got some work in films and, and just really grateful to be able to pay my rent now and put gas in my car.

5:18🔗 Adam And that's, that's Drew's story, except for he was super rich and grew up in an affluent area of Pasadena and his parents sent him to a highfalutin prep school.

5:26🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Other than that, same thing.

5:28🔗 Adam He did have a backpack though, didn't you?

5:29🔗 Drew I did sleep on the beach once.

5:30🔗 Adam You slept on the beach because your parents had a condo out there. Yeah.

5:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You just, you passed out on the beach. There's a difference.

5:37🔗 Adam Yeah, he was in Cancun. Yeah.

5:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars So we've always been making music and it's just great to be able to do both. And it's just been incredible.

5:48🔗 Adam Well, someone's going to have to dethrone this bacon brother. So I'll tell you that right now.

5:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I know. It's our destiny.

5:54🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, we're going to hear something. I'm guessing we're going to hear something off the Beautiful Lie CD in this break at some point, or in this hour at some point. Well, not the second. Well, we'll get you the CD.

6:08🔗 Drew Here, give it, hand it to him. Yeah, well, we'll do it during this break. There we go. Well, we got another.

6:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Let's talk to Anna, who's 25. Anna?

6:16🔗 Hi.

6:16🔗 Adam What's up?

6:18🔗 Well, I have just an intensely sensitive, well, I don't know if it's pronounced Clitoris or Clitoris.

6:30🔗 I've heard it both names.

6:32🔗 Drew We have the basic notion of what you're talking about.

6:35🔗 Adam Is there a third title you could give it to get some clarity? Clitoris and Clitoris are both correct, because my grandmother called me on it once after listening to the show. And she said, I think I was saying Clitoris. And she said, you know it's pronounced Clitoris. And I was like, hold on, let me vomit into my boot. Oh, god.

6:55🔗 Drew And then the whole got to vomit out something else right now.

6:57🔗 Adam Then she pulled this crap. She's like, Herb Weissman's a doctor. And then I'm like, what do you think Dr. Drew is? It's right in his name. So we looked it up. In my poor dead grandfather's large print dictionary.

7:10🔗 Drew Oh my goodness.

7:10🔗 Adam And it said you can pronounce it either way.

7:12🔗 Drew That's correct.

7:13🔗 Adam You see? Anna?

7:15🔗 Drew So there you go. You're very sensitive. You orgasm easily. Is that what you're saying?

7:19🔗 Well, it's not just that.

7:21🔗 I mean, like, I don't have cup holders in my car.

7:26🔗 So I just kind of stick my drink between my legs.

7:28🔗 And if I hit a speed bump, I'm like almost there. I mean, all the time.

7:34🔗 Adam I'll do that. I'll do that with a Taquiza.

7:36🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's funny. Some women have referred to mine as a speed bump.

7:39🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, jeez.

7:41🔗 Drew But that tends to be a genetically induced talent. In other words, that ability, you probably have multiple orgasms too, right?

7:51🔗 When you have, of course.

7:52🔗 After even like two or three minutes of sex, I can have multiple orgasms.

7:56🔗 Drew Yeah, and one right after the other. Pow, pow.

7:59🔗 Adam Right, all right, now here's the point. Okay, here's my point.

8:02🔗 Drew Remember what's in Nicole Richie said she has orgasms from sitting on a cold bathroom floor.

8:06🔗 Adam Yep, and then I orgasm.

8:08🔗 Drew And then Adam orgasms.

8:10🔗 Adam I'm done.

8:10🔗 Drew Then the speed bump orgasm.

8:12🔗 Adam Yeah, now here's the thing. Now should Anna write a book telling other women how to orgasm? No, that's how she is.

8:18🔗 Drew That's in her genes.

8:19🔗 Adam Should Michael Jordan write a book on vertical leap?

8:22🔗 Drew No, that's how he is.

8:23🔗 Adam That's how he is.

8:24🔗 Drew That's the genetic chance she was given.

8:26🔗 Adam That's right.

8:26🔗 Drew You can't turn Anna in, but she won't like oral sex. Anna won't like that.

8:31🔗 Adam Anna?

8:32🔗 Yes?

8:33🔗 Adam Do you like oral sex?

8:36🔗 Sometimes.

8:37🔗 Drew Not really, you see? Why is that? It's too sensitive.

8:41🔗 Adam Too intense.

8:41🔗 Drew Yeah, it's annoying, too intense. The women that have multiple orgasms really don't like oral sex.

8:46🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's probably good news to a lot of men.

8:48🔗 Drew And women that can't.

8:49🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars She sounds like the perfect date.

8:50🔗 Drew And women that can't orgasm with intercourse, which is about half of all women, can only have orgasm with oral sex. And that's a different biological configuration. The X chromosomes are huge with tons of information on it. What makes the five of us male is this tiny little piece of chromosome called the Y chromosome. And it's very little information, and the same information for each of us makes us male. For women, two big X chromosomes with lots of information, so it makes each woman very much different than one another.

9:18🔗 Adam We're XY, right? Is our X smaller than their X?

9:21🔗 Drew No, X is the same, but the part that makes us male is uniform, from man to man to man.

9:26🔗 Adam We don't vary a lot.

9:27🔗 Drew Right, the part that makes a woman a woman is two big pieces of genetic information that is highly variable. And so even things like orgasmic function, which women are thinking that... And I bet, Anna, when you hear about women not being able to have orgasm, what do you think about that?

9:41🔗 It blows my mind, I'm like, really?

9:42🔗 Adam Confusing.

9:43🔗 Drew How could that be? They must be lying, right? Or they just haven't figured it out yet?

9:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:48🔗 Exactly.

9:49🔗 Drew Which is not right.

9:50🔗 It'll come, it'll come.

9:52🔗 Drew No, it won't. It won't for many.

9:54🔗 You will come, you will come.

9:56🔗 Drew What's your question, by the way, Anna?

9:57🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Say that again.

9:59🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You're just bragging.

10:02🔗 I was wondering if there's anything I can do to kind of desensitize it a little bit.

10:06🔗 Drew No, no, this is a talent, this is a God-given talent you don't want to mess with.

10:11🔗 Adam Yeah, don't hit it with a sorry hair.

10:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars We spent a lot of time in Africa last year and they do have a female circumcision.

10:17🔗 Drew Oh yes, they do and all kinds of horrible things.

10:18🔗 Adam Well, we cannot judge.

10:20🔗 Drew Can't judge.

10:20🔗 Adam It's impossible to judge.

10:21🔗 Drew They want to sew the vaginas up, it's fine.

10:23🔗 Adam There's only different, there's no better, there's no worse, just different. That's all, I don't care if they stone people to death or hack out clitorises on 10-year-olds, only different. We cannot judge. That's one thing I've really learned, is you can't judge, no matter how horrible the ritual is, no matter how archaic it is, no matter how violent, you can't judge. Cannot judge. Impossible to judge. Impossible. There's only different.

10:48🔗 Drew Only.

10:48🔗 Adam Only different.

10:49🔗 Drew But you would be profiling and how dare you judge somebody else?

10:53🔗 Adam No, because the first step to profiling is judgment, and you cannot judge. John?

11:00🔗 Drew Hi.

11:00🔗 Adam You're 19?

11:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:02🔗 Adam What's that?

11:03🔗 Well, I have a question, OK? Like, we just started dating last night, and...

11:10🔗 Drew Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

11:11🔗 What?

11:11🔗 Drew What do you mean your girlfriend and you just started dating last night?

11:14🔗 Well, I mean, we just started officially going out last night.

11:18🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Did you consummate your relationship last night?

11:20🔗 No.

11:21🔗 Adam OK. How does that work?

11:24🔗 Drew When was your first date?

11:25🔗 Adam Last night?

11:27🔗 Well, OK, the thing is, we've kind of... We've known each other for a long time and the timing has never been right.

11:33🔗 It's always been like that.

11:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:35🔗 Adam Yeah. She's been underneath another guy and you've been really into her for like eight years.

11:39🔗 Drew You've been such a good friend. It's been a good shoulder to cry on.

11:43🔗 Oh.

11:44🔗 Drew No, no, no.

11:44🔗 It's not one of the... It's always been just sort of like... Because I've had other girlfriends.

11:50🔗 Adam No, no, no. Here's what it says. Either she's been with other guys or she's been with other guys or when I was single, she's been with other guys.

12:01🔗 Drew Right.

12:03🔗 Adam Who are you guys talking to here? We know how this game is played. We did that ourselves.

12:07🔗 Exactly.

12:08🔗 Drew All right.

12:09🔗 Adam So you've been indoor for a long time.

12:11🔗 Yeah.

12:12🔗 Adam And now she's she had a little dry spell and her self-esteem is damaged.

12:16🔗 Drew She just broke up.

12:17🔗 Adam Well, she got her self-esteem damaged a little bit. Yeah.

12:21🔗 So she just broke up on summation. Actually, she hasn't had a she hasn't been in a relationship for like about a year. And so anyway, a few nights before we started dating, she she lost her virginity while she was drunk.

12:38🔗 Drew And John, you were so full of BS. It's amazing. You believe your own BS.

12:44🔗 Well, that's like this is this is this is the problem. Like, I guess that's what I'm asking. Like, is this relationship even worth it? Because like normally, when it comes to relations, I try to, I guess, look at things objectively. But, you know, like you had sort of figured out, you know, it's sort of been like an object of my pursuing for a while. So it's hard to look at subjectively.

13:02🔗 Drew All right.

13:02🔗 Adam But listen, John, you're up in your head. Yeah, she is chaotic. I would I would probably say.

13:09🔗 Drew And she's doing whatever she's doing, whatever and whoever and whoever.

13:15🔗 Adam And that that doesn't mean that she can't have a couple of fleeting moments with you.

13:20🔗 Drew But she would have had it four years ago.

13:23🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:24🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Someone said something interesting recently is you got to look at what the situation really is, not what you want it to be.

13:31🔗 Adam Oh, my God. I know.

13:33🔗 That's like that.

13:34🔗 Like I've tried to make that my philosophy, but it's hard to make it work out with this, what's going to come to this.

13:40🔗 Adam Well, it doesn't work well because if you use that philosophy with her, you realize she's not into you and that's not what you want to hear.

13:47🔗 Drew Right. Or that she was going to be a problem to be in a current relationship. You're trying to tie her up like some sort of like, I think you're on a rodeo. You're going to lasso like a, you know, that calf lassoing. And you've got her wrapped up two days after she had her first sexual experience, as far as you know, first sexual experience.

14:03🔗 Adam No, first in a year.

14:04🔗 Drew Yeah, first in a year. Exactly. And she's been dating other guys all year. You're going to wrap her and commit her in a relationship. All right. You know, pooh, wrap her up quick.

14:12🔗 Adam Here's the thing. Okay. But here's your only shot, John. Your only shot is to sort of back it up a little and throw a little attitude. You can't do it. Here's the thing.

14:24🔗 Caller Oh, man, John.

14:25🔗 Adam Well, no, you can't be the space saver, spare trunk in her, spare tire in her trunk. You know what I mean? You can't just be there in case of emergency, right? You got you got to play hard to get and it may not work. But but if it doesn't, at least you have your dignity and it's your only shot. That's the thing that guys don't realize. We haven't gotten into this for a while. The only thing that works on a girl like this is to sort of back off and play a little bit hard to get. And you only got a 10 percent chance of that working because she ain't that into you. But something may happen and she may come around. If she doesn't, at least you don't look like a jackass. You know what I mean?

15:07🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You walk away with your cojones.

15:08🔗 Adam Yes.

15:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars In tact.

15:09🔗 Drew You got those taken off quite some time ago.

15:13🔗 Adam John, I... Yes.

15:14🔗 There was a time in our history where she did like me and I pretty much did that exact same thing where I just sort of...

15:21🔗 Drew Yeah, you were in the fifth grade, though. Come on.

15:24🔗 Well, no, I guess...

15:27🔗 Drew When was it, John?

15:27🔗 Adam When was it?

15:28🔗 This was about a year and a half ago.

15:30🔗 Drew Honestly, when was it?

15:32🔗 A year and a half ago.

15:33🔗 Adam A year and a half ago, she was really into you.

15:35🔗 Not really into me, but I mean...

15:39🔗 Drew You first said she was in a relationship a year ago. How could it have been a year and a half?

15:44🔗 It wasn't like a long relationship, like a lot of times she was in like...

15:47🔗 Adam All right, John, here's the thing. Here's the problem. You will waste your time on this dead-end job known as what's-her-nose. It will lower your self-esteem and then you will get the stink of failure on you and once that's on you, man, that's like a skunk and chicks all smell it. They're hound dogs and you're screwed. That's it.

16:06🔗 Drew Go away to college.

16:08🔗 Adam Go away to college. You're living in Austin, for Christ's sake. Go out and make the scene. Join a frat. Join a frat.

16:15🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Go to Thailand.

16:16🔗 Adam Go to Thailand. See the world, John. Get around, do something, would you?

16:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Fall in love with a man, boy.

16:24🔗 Adam Yeah, don't hang out with her because that's the other thing. You don't realize that not only do you screw up your chances with this chick, but you screw up your chances with the next ten chicks because they smell so valiant.

16:35🔗 Drew Plus, you're going to get depressed. It's just a horrible set of choices.

16:38🔗 Adam Yeah, but you just become damaged goods in the eyes of all other women.

16:42🔗 Drew Yeah, and they're probably right, too.

16:44🔗 Adam They're right, but still.

16:44🔗 Drew Think about you and I when we were that age. Come on.

16:46🔗 Adam Well, I didn't need to be punished.

16:48🔗 Drew Yeah, but they were right to stay away.

16:50🔗 Adam All right. Okay. I'll give you that one. All right. Stephanie?

16:54🔗 Drew Hello?

16:55🔗 Adam 24.

16:55🔗 Drew It was the dad that shouldn't have punished you. Adam. Corolla.

16:59🔗 Adam We're trying to change Marco Polo to Adam Corolla.

17:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I like that.

17:02🔗 Adam Yeah, it could catch on, right? Why not?

17:05🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Why not?

17:05🔗 Adam What the hell is Marco Polo?

17:07🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Swimming pools across the US.

17:08🔗 Adam Yeah. What's he done in the last 800 years?

17:10🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I don't even know who it is.

17:10🔗 Adam That's nothing.

17:11🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Game they play.

17:13🔗 That's awesome.

17:15🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I didn't remember that.

17:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Next time we have a pool party.

17:17🔗 Adam Now it's Adam Corolla. Yeah. Go ahead, Stephanie.

17:22🔗 Hey, what's up? What's happening? So I have a question. My dad is 14 years older than my mother. They're divorced now, but lately I've caught my boyfriend looking at underage porn. Yeah. So I was wondering since Drew thinks that girls are attracted to their father type, does that make me attracted to pedophiles? A little bit?

17:46🔗 Drew No, no, no, no. How old were your parents when they got married?

17:49🔗 My mom was 23.

17:51🔗 Drew Yeah. See, that's not the pedophilia. Your dad would still be at the age of 60, would still be looking at pictures of 12-year-olds.

17:57🔗 Yeah. Okay.

17:58🔗 Drew Yeah. That's a whole different thing.

17:59🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's an interesting thought that you had though in the first place.

18:04🔗 Drew Yeah. Here's how that all works is that if one of your parents has been sexually abused, they will then bring into the house a sexual abuser who will sexually abuse you.

18:13🔗 Caller Well, my mother was abused at two.

18:15🔗 Drew There we go. Okay.

18:17🔗 Caller But I don't know if I was or not.

18:19🔗 Drew Do you think your dad might have been that way?

18:21🔗 Caller I actually do have dreams about stuff maybe happening.

18:24🔗 Drew All right. So that's a whole different set of circumstances.

18:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

18:27🔗 Drew So when your dad sexually abuses you, you will be attracted to victimizers.

18:32🔗 Adam Well, and how young are these women that your boyfriend is looking at?

18:36🔗 Caller Well, I found like seriously looking like 13, 14.

18:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:42🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, hold on. I don't want to offend the guy, but that's better than six or seven.

18:46🔗 Drew Well, yeah.

18:47🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh my God.

18:48🔗 Adam Well, they have a whole barely legal section.

18:51🔗 Caller Right, Adam.

18:52🔗 Drew It's better than six or seven. It's still bad.

18:54🔗 Caller Yeah. It is.

18:55🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

18:55🔗 Adam But here's the thing. I'm not defending these. I'm a big jug guy. I know.

19:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm a tail gunner guy myself.

19:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:03🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Tail gunner.

19:04🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm over 40.

19:06🔗 Adam Drew's milking and popping. Jared's this which grandpa used to beat off to. He likes the chicks in the 50s, 60s.

19:14🔗 Drew Milking and popping? What does that mean?

19:16🔗 Adam Oh, don't play stupid, Drew. Don't make us walk out to your car.

19:19🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Don't be coy, boy.

19:22🔗 Adam Here's the thing. There's a whole thing about like the chicks are like 19 and 20 and they put the pig tail, they put the yarn in, they're supposed to look like they're in the 10th grade.

19:32🔗 Drew That's different.

19:33🔗 Adam Okay, that's not a whole lot different than 13 or 14. It's bad, it's not as bad, but then when you're talking about five and six year olds, now you have a guy needs to be taken off the street kind of thing. Now here's the point, are these girls 13 years old? Are they 18 year old chicks with the stupid pig tails?

19:52🔗 Caller No, some of them actually look like pre-pubescent little boobies.

19:56🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well that's not 13, that's even younger.

19:58🔗 Drew It's 11, 12.

19:59🔗 Adam And he's just fishing that off the internet?

20:01🔗 Caller Yeah, apparently.

20:02🔗 Adam All right, so go ahead, and here's the other thing too, everybody. Everyone does that thing where it's like, other than that, he's a great guy. That's enough. All serial killers are great guys other than serial killing. All the people that do horrible things in life, like look.

20:18🔗 Drew People get very confused about nice people versus bad people.

20:21🔗 Adam Right.

20:21🔗 Drew You know what I mean? Yeah, a lot of people are nice, awful human beings. I'm sure the BTK guy.

20:25🔗 Adam Oh, there's always the same guy. They're church leaders, they lead wee below troops up into the hills. They never stop giving up their time.

20:34🔗 Drew That's like Michael Jackson. They love kids.

20:36🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, it loves.

20:37🔗 Adam It loves the children.

20:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

20:39🔗 Adam It loves the children of the world.

20:40🔗 Drew That's the usual pedophile.

20:42🔗 Adam Yeah. No.

20:43🔗 Drew They work at a carnival.

20:44🔗 Adam Of course. Yeah. You know, as a matter of fact, the thing about bad guys is they can't act bad or they wouldn't be able to get away with the ass they're doing. Like here's the thing. If the BTK guy was just walking around with a puss on, dragging some rope and looking angry, he would have got arrested 25 years ago.

21:01🔗 Drew He, though, interestingly, I think I should not have brought him up because he's one of the guys that everyone that talks about having known him says, oh, the guy's an a-hole, forget it. But then notice how we all go, okay, well, let's take care of this guy. Let's get rid of him. He does bad things and we don't like him.

21:15🔗 Adam Well, no, he was like a leader in the Boy Scouts and the Church.

21:19🔗 Drew Some of the people in the Church and stuff said he was a real.

21:21🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing, all they got to do is talk to the chicks these guys used to work with and they're always like, oh, oh, oh.

21:27🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars He's a cling.

21:28🔗 Adam Yeah, because chicks.

21:29🔗 Drew The girls have the radar.

21:29🔗 Adam They're like canaries in a coal mine. They're like, uh-oh, weirdo.

21:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, there was that one time we called him in the bathroom with the shampoo bottle.

21:38🔗 Adam Guys don't know, guys, what a great guy. The guy bowling errors 186, are you kidding me? He bought me beer one time.

21:47🔗 Drew I love the Saints.

21:48🔗 Adam They speak for both Saints fans. The guys are stupid, but the chicks, they're instinctive. They're like, uh-huh, oh no. That's how they always know. Smell it on you. When I'm in charge, that's what I'm going to do. I'm just going to every major company, every office. I'm just going to walk in. I'm going to go right to the receptionist, who's the weirdo? She's going to be like, Larry, Larry in the fourth cubicle. Come on, buddy, you're coming with me.

22:12🔗 Drew And any of the ones that you find with good instinct, just walk them down the middle.

22:15🔗 Adam Just walk them. I'll be like a dog at the airport. What do you got? Anything? Nothing. Uh-oh. Her boobs wagging. Let's go, buddy. All right, here's where I need you. Your computer. Go ahead and turn your car over. We're going to your apartment. We're going to serve. Believe me, we'll find something. She's creeped out. That's how chicks are. Guys have no idea. Guys, this guy would be the captain of the softball team. They'll hang out with this guy for 100 years. Nothing. That's why they were surprised. Chicks knew that BTK guy, by the way. All the chicks in the office were weirded out by that guy. Yeah. They're not wrong.

22:48🔗 Drew No, they're never wrong.

22:49🔗 Adam They know.

22:49🔗 Drew It's like your VV smelling dogs.

22:52🔗 Adam No. That's what they are. They're not so great with the calculations and stuff, but instinct, baby. That's what they have. They're like animals, like hot animals. Animals like they have sex with. I mean, you know what I'm saying? I like animals.

23:06🔗 Drew I think I understand.

23:07🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We're going to hear a little something from.

23:13🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars We're still thinking about the guy on the computer with the pictures of 12-year-old girls.

23:17🔗 Drew Stephanie's still there, believe it or not.

23:19🔗 Adam Stephanie, break up with this guy.

23:21🔗 Drew Deal breaker. Yeah. But you may need to eat. Really? A couple years of therapy.

23:26🔗 Adam We're going to go way out on a limb and say maybe how to cut this guy loose.

23:29🔗 Drew Just think about what he would do to your children should you have them with him. I know. Maybe for you, a little bit of therapy kind of rework your attractions. Yeah. It takes a little bit of real therapy to do that. It's a deep, deep wiring that has to be undone. You can't consciously undo that one very well.

23:44🔗 Adam Right. Also, this exists in a vacuum stuff is BS. Like, I just dabble in a little of this. Not really my main thing. Now, here's the thing. If you're not into it, you're disgusted by it. It's repugnant. It's repulsive.

23:59🔗 Drew Remember, I'd imagine all the BS that he would give her when she finds it.

24:02🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. It got sent to me by some guy.

24:05🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars My friend left it in the car.

24:07🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm going to do that thing. I'm going to get the chicks. I'm going to run them through the office. I'm going to go, Here girl, here girl. What should we run it down that thing? What do you got? What do you got? I'm going to be sniffing, boob wagging. And then as soon as I find that guy, I'm just going to drag him right out.

24:21🔗 Drew That's all we need.

24:22🔗 Adam That's all we need.

24:23🔗 Drew All right.

24:23🔗 Adam Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

24:26🔗 Caller You have five seconds.

24:27🔗 Drew Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Back in a minute.

24:32🔗 One.

24:34🔗 Loveline brought to you by Sex and the City on TBS, Tuesday nights at 9, 8 Central and Wednesday nights at 10, 9 Central.

24:40🔗 Caller Tuesdays and Wednesdays just got sexier.

25:02🔗 Adam I dare you. Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam and it's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Bob Saget is in here tomorrow night talking about the aristocrats. Jared Leto is here tonight. Matt Wachter.

25:14🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Wachter.

25:15🔗 Adam Wachter.

25:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I like Wachter. I like Dr. Drew.

25:18🔗 Adam Wait a minute, how do you spell that?

25:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's phonetically, it's W-O-K-T-E-R, so Wok-ter.

25:26🔗 Adam Oh. Yeah. But there's no L in it.

25:28🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's confusing. I've been, I've been for 29 years. Okay.

25:31🔗 Drew Is it German?

25:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

25:32🔗 Drew Yeah. W-A in German is W-O-K-T-E-R.

25:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars And Lithuania and something else in there.

25:37🔗 Adam Yeah, but so no, but it's got an L sound in there.

25:40🔗 Drew W-A.

25:41🔗 Adam Wachter.

25:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

25:42🔗 Adam Oh, but it's not like Wok. Right.

25:45🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm just gonna go from a PhD, so I can recall.

25:47🔗 Drew It's a Vok-ter. Dr. Vok-ter.

25:47🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:48🔗 Drew Vok-ter.

25:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:49🔗 Drew Exactly.

25:50🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Dr. Vok-ter.

25:52🔗 Adam Anyway, To Mars is the name of the band, and we're gonna hear something off the new CD after we take this one phone call from Abraham. Who's 21? Abraham?

26:04🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Abraham.

26:06🔗 Adam Abraham?

26:07🔗 Drew We hear you. Call her who goes by Abraham.

26:10🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Sounds like he's got his radio on. Are you naked?

26:14🔗 Drew Now he's gotta come to the phone. You gotta hear us talking to him, and then come to the phone.

26:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Come on, zip it up.

26:17🔗 Drew Really?

26:18🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Abraham. Zip it up.

26:20🔗 Drew There he is.

26:21🔗 Wow.

26:22🔗 Adam Hello. What's up?

26:24🔗 Caller All right. What's going on?

26:25🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Clean yourself up.

26:27🔗 Caller Well, how long was I talking to that guy?

26:30🔗 Drew About seven seconds.

26:31🔗 Caller Oh, sorry about that, because I didn't... Well, the reason I'm calling is because, you see, I almost got married and stuff, and I just had sex with my wife, and I noticed that blood had come out. I was just wondering if a girl with aversion, you have sex with her, does that automatically mean that blood has to come out of her, or?

26:48🔗 Drew No, it doesn't mean anything.

26:50🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Did she ride horses when she was younger?

26:52🔗 Drew Right, but women can rupture their hymen by other means, especially by the time they're 18, 19, it's pretty much ruptures on its own.

26:58🔗 Caller I remember someone telling me that it's all genetic or something.

27:01🔗 Drew So, it just looked, you really. No, not all right.

27:05🔗 Adam What are you getting at, Abraham?

27:06🔗 Drew What's the problem, Abraham? Your poor wife.

27:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Did she tell you that she was a virgin?

27:12🔗 Caller Well, I mean, well, I married her in Yemen. And usually, I guess the real general culture is that they have to be virgins and stuff.

27:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, in Yemen. Were you over there in the service or something?

27:25🔗 Caller No. You see, I live in Taft. You know, usually when we get married, they send us back to supposedly our home country, Yemen. I mean, I lived here. I was born and raised here.

27:38🔗 Drew You mean it was an arranged marriage? You went back and picked your wife up kind of thing?

27:43🔗 Caller Well, you see, the thing is that my dad has a family or he knows friends or something. We go to our father's house. I guess we ask his daughter if she had a marriage. We pay a certain dowry and stuff.

27:57🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's how you do it.

27:58🔗 Drew But how did you find her? How did you pick her?

28:01🔗 Caller Well, at first my dad wanted me to marry one of my cousins. I'm like, yeah, look, if I'm going to do this, I don't want to marry one of my cousins. So I want to marry someone that isn't my cousin. So I guess he just...

28:11🔗 Drew How's this working out for you and for her?

28:14🔗 Caller You know what? I mean, I've been speaking a bit. I mean, I speak a little bit. So this community is trying for us to talk to.

28:23🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Does she speak English at all?

28:25🔗 Caller No, I'm trying to teach her who my sisters are.

28:27🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars So basically you don't have to talk to each other. It sounds like a perfect marriage.

28:31🔗 Drew Well, it sounds like something from like Mesopotamian history. Somebody goes out and ducks a princess and brings her back, and she's depressed.

28:39🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I met some people from Saudi Arabia when I was in Thailand, and they were describing the way their life, and it was amazing. It was completely different. It was like something out of history.

28:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:51🔗 Drew In terms of the arranged marriages.

28:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Old habits die hard. At a very, very young, young, young age, these girls were given. Their fathers gave them to each other, respectively. Her and her girlfriend were like 12, 13 years old.

29:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, it's better marrying your cousin.

29:08🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I think so. At least they know each other.

29:10🔗 Adam I tried that. My cousin Greg, you met that guy?

29:14🔗 Drew You had sex with him?

29:15🔗 Adam Well, it just didn't work.

29:17🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Just a lot of heavy petting?

29:18🔗 Adam Well, we were both tops. Well, that's how it possibly was. When I explained that to my dad, he threw up and then he went over to Yemen and found me a nice guy. But look, I had to tell him why it wasn't working. You don't put two tops together, you know what I mean?

29:35🔗 Drew Well, he had to accept that. He said, you can't change that. It's like trying to change sexual orientation.

29:38🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Did someone break down top for me and bottom? I get confused all the time. Maybe that's why I have not found happiness yet. Catcher and pitcher.

29:45🔗 Adam One's a brown bandana and the other one's a red one.

29:46🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Which one's the catcher and pitcher?

29:48🔗 Drew Bottom.

29:49🔗 Caller Okay.

29:50🔗 Adam Catcher, yeah.

29:51🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The bottom, okay.

29:52🔗 Adam Yeah, it's just luck of the draw sometimes.

29:55🔗 Drew We cannot judge.

29:56🔗 Adam We cannot judge. Abraham.

29:58🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

29:59🔗 Adam I predict this thing's going to last forever.

30:02🔗 Caller I guess so.

30:03🔗 Drew You know what? Historically, arranged marriages have worked.

30:06🔗 Adam Well, look, if you look at it this way, in this country, we have a free will. We pick our wives, and the marriage lasts an average of 2.3 years. You know, two years, three months. You know what I mean? I bet you they're beating our ass over in Yemen with that.

30:19🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, yeah.

30:20🔗 Adam They've got at least eight years.

30:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, what happens if you get a divorce over there? I mean, do they take a pinky or two? What happens?

30:27🔗 Adam They just kill everyone with a rock. It's awesome.

30:30🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Stoney.

30:30🔗 Caller You've got to pay back a dowry or something.

30:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I see you have to pay. That's even more you have to pay.

30:34🔗 Drew More civilized.

30:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, it costs you now to get divorced here in the States, probably even more than what you have to pay.

30:40🔗 Drew You better just pay the family off.

30:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, exactly.

30:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Right.

30:43🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All right.

30:43🔗 Adam Hey, so Abraham, so let's just say she was a virgin, so you don't have to freak out because culture is weird.

30:50🔗 Drew Yeah, Abraham. By the way, what difference does it make to you, really?

30:55🔗 Caller I mean, it's just something that's in the back of my mind still. I'm like wondering, like, come on, these people.

30:59🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I want to know if you got your money's worth or if your father did.

31:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:02🔗 Drew Were you a virgin?

31:04🔗 Caller Oh, no.

31:06🔗 Drew Oh, well, hell, what the heck? Double standard.

31:10🔗 Adam How dare you? Yeah. You go over to that part of the world and try to explain equality.

31:14🔗 Drew But he's from here. He's not from that part of the world.

31:16🔗 Adam Well, he's from here, but his dad isn't from here. Look, those people are screwed up. Let's just be honest. Don't judge. I can't judge. He just can't.

31:27🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars He's doing so well until now.

31:29🔗 Adam It's impossible to judge.

31:31🔗 Drew But there isn't good or bad. There's only relative good and bad.

31:36🔗 Adam Let's at least break it down this way. There's no good. There's no bad. There's no up. There's no down. There's no gravity. There's nothing. There is the way we like to do things and the way the other folks in other parts of the world like to do things. We prefer our way. You know what I mean?

31:54🔗 Drew Yeah. Now you're starting to scare me though. Now before you said it good. Now you're starting to scare me.

31:59🔗 Adam If someone cheats, you stone them to death, that's your way.

32:03🔗 Drew You can't judge.

32:04🔗 Adam We can't judge that, but we can't say that we're sort of, we prefer our system.

32:09🔗 Drew We can say that?

32:10🔗 Adam I think we can say we prefer our system.

32:12🔗 Drew I see.

32:13🔗 Adam Wouldn't you say?

32:14🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, I don't think that's judging.

32:15🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's making a choice. It's making a choice.

32:17🔗 Drew For the record, I can judge.

32:18🔗 Adam Yeah, okay.

32:19🔗 Drew I know what's good and healthy.

32:20🔗 Adam All right, so Abraham is going to drive himself nuts. And by the way, you wonder, seems like a lot of the folks, a lot of the guys in that part of the world, they got a little anger going in them. And I'd be angry too if I walked around thinking about this all day long.

32:36🔗 Drew Is my wife a virgin or not?

32:37🔗 Adam Right. You know what I'm saying?

32:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Why didn't she bleed?

32:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

32:43🔗 Drew I'll never know if she was a virgin.

32:45🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Right.

32:45🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Aren't there procedures they could do that?

32:47🔗 Drew Abram, they could have sewed her vagina back up. They could have sewed her hymen back in.

32:50🔗 Adam Right.

32:51🔗 Drew So you never know.

32:52🔗 Adam You know what I got to introduce?

32:52🔗 Drew Anything's possible.

32:53🔗 Adam I have to introduce rotisserie and fantasy football and baseball.

32:59🔗 Drew Where?

32:59🔗 Adam To that part of the world.

33:00🔗 Drew Oh, we got to...

33:01🔗 Adam Guys getting busy with stuff. Instead of fixating on their wife's vagina and why it didn't bleed, they just start fixing on like Randy Moss' numbers last week.

33:10🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Don't they have sports over there or anything like that?

33:12🔗 Adam They do, but they like kick around a goat's head or something.

33:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Hit it with a stick.

33:17🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. It's a tough crew over there. Yeah. Makes arena football players look like pussies.

33:23🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All right.

33:24🔗 Adam Let's hear a little something from To Mars, shall we? Yes. The album is called Beautiful Lie. It is out on the 30th of August. That is not, let's see, one Tuesday from this Tuesday? What the hell is the date? Yeah. It's a week from this coming Tuesday.

33:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars 13th of August 30th.

33:43🔗 Adam This song is called-

33:44🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars We play this August 20th at Universal, formerly Universal Amphitheater, now Gibson.

33:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

33:50🔗 Adam But at least it's named after a guitar and it's not just some crappy, like Qualcomm or something like that.

33:56🔗 Drew Summer's Eve.

33:58🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I like the Summer's Eve Amphitheater personally.

33:59🔗 Adam I'd go there.

34:00🔗 Drew I'd go there too.

34:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All right.

34:01🔗 Adam Well, Lilith Fair. At Summer's Eve.

34:04🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All right.

34:05🔗 Adam We'll take a, oh no. Yeah. We're going to hear a song. That's it. It's called Attack. Oh, hey, everybody. To Mars, the beautiful line name of the CD. That was a little something called Attack.

37:28🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Very, very, very nice to hear the song on the radio in Los Angeles. Our hometown on K-Rocket really is quite a huge moment for us. So thank you.

37:38🔗 Adam Another, I don't know, 85 towns you don't live in, but still have people that pay for music.

37:45🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars So, oops, sorry. Are there people that pay for music?

37:47🔗 Adam We're going to, I think they're still out there. We're going to play a little something called Germany or Florida. Here's how the game is played.

37:53🔗 Drew I know this one.

37:54🔗 Adam All bizarre stories emanate from either one of two places, Germany or Florida. We hear the weird story and then we decide, is it Germany or Florida?

38:03🔗 Drew We've been getting our ass kicked lately, by the way.

38:05🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you're over the last two.

38:07🔗 Drew Oh, I go for four.

38:09🔗 Adam Andrew?

38:10🔗 Caller Yo.

38:11🔗 Adam Give us a story.

38:12🔗 All right. A 75-year-old man was so struck, he had accidentally run down his wife. He started forward and drove over her again at Wednesday. Police said the man compounded his 73-year-old wife's misery after an onlooker told him he had just run over her while backing out of a parking space. The woman was rushed to the hospital and survived.

38:33🔗 Drew Florida.

38:34🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm going to go with Florida. Yeah.

38:35🔗 Drew Feels like Florida.

38:36🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I say Florida.

38:37🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm going to even go further and say it was Zephyrhills, Florida.

38:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'll say Tampa.

38:43🔗 Adam I'm going to Tallahassee. Drew?

38:45🔗 Drew It's Florida.

38:47🔗 Adam All right. All right. We're all going Florida, Andrew.

38:50🔗 You're all going to Florida on that one? Berlin, Germany.

38:53🔗 Caller Oh, man.

38:57🔗 Adam The hud-winked us.

38:59🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You can't run someone over with a Volkswagen. It's just not possible.

39:03🔗 Adam Yeah, it's true.

39:03🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars So was it a Panzer?

39:06🔗 Adam It was Hitler's six-wheel car. Yeah. You know the coolest thing in the world to me when I was a kid was a Half-Track.

39:14🔗 Drew Yes.

39:15🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yes.

39:15🔗 Adam Why do all kids love Half-Track?

39:17🔗 Drew Especially the troop movement ones.

39:18🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars What's a Half-Track?

39:19🔗 Adam Half-Track had the tank tread in the back and a regular wheel in the front. When you were seven, it was the coolest thing in the world.

39:28🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You know what obsessed me was the hydroplane.

39:31🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. That's cool too.

39:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The hydroplane.

39:33🔗 Drew You know they have little toy ones now.

39:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You could get in the back of a comic book when you were a kid.

39:37🔗 Drew They've got toy ones now. They really work like crazy.

39:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Maybe we should get those on the road instead of the little mini bikes that we have, these mini motorcycles that we run around in.

39:46🔗 Adam Trying to kill ourselves on. Yeah, you know what's cool is the huge military versions of those that just plow along the water and then go right up onto the shore. I wonder what that costs us. They never seem to use them anyway.

39:59🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars But they're cool.

39:59🔗 Adam Keep it in your garage. Show your friends. We'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right back after this.

40:05🔗 Hello, this is your radio.

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40:53🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm not going to screw this up. I'm going to go with Matt Walker. You got it. Yeah. And Jared Leto here tonight. To Mars, the name of the band. Beautiful life. The name of the CD, which is out on the 30th of August. Also a guy is going to be playing at the Universal Amphitheater, as we once knew it, on the 20th of August. So we're talking during the break about the guy who shot John Lennon. And I just use this as my personal intercom now because I want to finish the story. But it's a weird thing that Mark David Chapman, the guy who ended up shooting Lennon years earlier was living in Hawaii. Yeah. He was living in Hawaii and he was trying to kill himself. And he drove his car to the beach at like dawn. And he was just going to sit and watch the sunrise and pump carbon monoxide into his thing and it'll kill you pretty quick. He parked his car like on the sand in a deserted stretch or whatever, like 5 a.m. Put the hose into the car, probably had a few shots of Jack, turned it on and just started to go to sleep. And he just went up, he went under. He would have been gone 20 minutes, half hour later, something like that. But some guy was doing surf fishing, found him, yanked him out of the car, revived him back to life. He went to work at a hospital in Hawaii. And next thing you know, a few years later, he's in New York.

42:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I know so much about this. This is amazing.

42:24🔗 Drew He studied psychopaths.

42:25🔗 Adam It's a family member. No, I watch a lot of History Channel and all that.

42:30🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Serendipity.

42:31🔗 Adam All that stuff. But I mean, think about how heavy it is that the dude that killed you was essentially dead five years earlier.

42:39🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Someone who saved his life.

42:41🔗 Adam And then think about the weird heavy thing of the dude who pulled him out of the car and then went on, this guy goes on to kill, you know, an icon.

42:48🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars A little therapy.

42:50🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That fisherman's got to feel like a jerk now.

42:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I mean, I could sleep knowing, hey, look, I saved the guy's life. But still from a weird sort of just karmic thing, like this guy goes on to kill one of the Beatles, it's got to be freaky. All right. Hey, but everything happens for a reason. That's what I've learned.

43:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's right. Don't judge.

43:10🔗 Adam That's what I've learned from listening to stupid people. Everything happens for a reason.

43:14🔗 Caller Jorge.

43:16🔗 Adam Jorge, George.

43:17🔗 Caller It's Jorge.

43:18🔗 Adam Yeah. What's happening? Well, it's the same thing.

43:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Go ahead. Jorge.

43:21🔗 Caller Same thing. Come on now.

43:22🔗 Drew Go ahead.

43:23🔗 Adam Here's the way out.

43:24🔗 Drew Let's get Adam going for God's sake.

43:26🔗 Adam Here's the deal. When you're in Mexico, you're Jorge. When you hear you're George, that's the way I like to think of it.

43:31🔗 Caller See what I'm saying?

43:32🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

43:33🔗 Caller All right. So check it out. I've been...

43:37🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You don't sound ethnic at all.

43:38🔗 Adam I'm Alejandro, by the way.

43:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The thing is, is because it works reverse in Mexico. It's Jesus and over here, it's you say Jesus. Is it the same?

43:48🔗 Adam It's right.

43:49🔗 Caller Not the same.

43:50🔗 Adam Go ahead, Jorge. All right.

43:52🔗 Caller Anyways, so I'm dating this chick. And not for that long, maybe like two months. Dos. Dos months. And we're making out and I get her shirt off. She has a bra on and everything. When I take off the bra, there's, her boobs are like, are just empty. But there's lots of skin.

44:19🔗 Drew She had a baby?

44:20🔗 Caller Had a kid. For real?

44:22🔗 Drew Well, that's called atrophic changes of pregnancy. That's a common thing. They sort of deflate it, right?

44:28🔗 Caller Yeah, but very deflated, like not in the air at all.

44:30🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

44:31🔗 Adam That'll deflate the penis pretty quick. Get atrophic, get atrophic hunker.

44:38🔗 Drew The guy she called in, involutional changes of pregnancy.

44:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Was this girl from Jersey by any chance?

44:44🔗 Caller That date or someone.

44:46🔗 Drew So you don't know whether she had a baby or not?

44:48🔗 Caller I had no idea. And we haven't porked yet, but-

44:54🔗 Drew That's Spanish term.

44:55🔗 Adam Yeah, it's carnitas. Yeah, go ahead, Jorge.

45:00🔗 Caller That would be a pretty good indication as to if she's had a kid or not.

45:04🔗 Drew Well, if she tells you she's had a kid, yes, that's a pretty good indication.

45:07🔗 Caller I didn't say anything at all. And I didn't say anything. You know what I mean? I was like-

45:11🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Did you attempt to fondle her breasts?

45:14🔗 Caller I think it's in these fun bags, and there's no fun bags. It's not fun at all.

45:17🔗 Adam All right.

45:18🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No fun at all.

45:19🔗 Drew Mr. Romance.

45:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

45:20🔗 Adam Well, at least she's a chivalry's dad.

45:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No bueno, Jorge.

45:23🔗 Adam That's like about Jorge. He doesn't look at- He looks at a woman's soul. Truly, truly.

45:29🔗 Drew He sees the breasts as half full.

45:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars And something else, I'm going to guess he's not really from Mexico.

45:34🔗 Adam He doesn't sound really-

45:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Sounds like he's from Jersey, New York.

45:37🔗 Drew All right.

45:37🔗 Adam So listen, you're not attracted to her.

45:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Why?

45:40🔗 Adam No second dates.

45:41🔗 Drew Leave her be.

45:42🔗 Adam Leave her alone.

45:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

45:43🔗 Adam Okay. You sound like you'd make a great stepfather to a child. Just leave her alone.

45:49🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You call your poppy.

45:50🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars He's heartbroken too.

45:52🔗 Drew What?

45:53🔗 Caller That's good to know.

45:54🔗 Drew Yeah. Good.

45:55🔗 Adam It'd be nice, culturally rich to have the child brought up in a bilingual atmosphere with Jorge.

46:02🔗 Drew Rich, bilingual, cultural.

46:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

46:05🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Daddy, how do I pork?

46:08🔗 Adam All right. Mark?

46:10🔗 Caller Yes.

46:10🔗 Adam You're 25?

46:11🔗 Caller Yes.

46:12🔗 Adam You have a question for Jared?

46:14🔗 Caller Yes. I want to ask him about RECUM for A Dream. There's a pretty well-respected website that calls it one of the top 50 movies of all time.

46:26🔗 Adam That's Jared's website, by the way.

46:29🔗 Caller Well-respected.

46:31🔗 Caller I wanted to know if he had to do any research about addiction and chemical dependency before he made the movie, and if he learned anything about addiction after it was over.

46:40🔗 Drew Hi, Moss.

46:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah. I did do a lot of research, and I drew upon some of my own personal experiences as well. But for that movie, it was obviously a very challenging film in a lot of ways to watch and to make. And I virtually just lived on the streets in New York and spent as much time as I could in a similar environment to my character and a lot of that other stuff. I'm trying to switch gears from Jorge right now.

47:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, tough one to get out of.

47:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, I know.

47:14🔗 Caller You lived on the streets in New York. Did you research?

47:17🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, I spent time in basically mostly the East Village and just tried to embrace that community as best I could. And I did a lot of different things to get to the place I needed to go. And we were just talking about that off the air actually, Drew and I, because I'd lost 25 pounds to play that part. And it was not a lot of fun, but very rewarding.

47:41🔗 Adam Hey, Mark.

47:41🔗 Caller Yeah?

47:42🔗 Adam Thanks for the compliment on Jared's behalf, but we got to take a break, all right?

47:46🔗 Caller No problem.

47:47🔗 All right, bye.

47:48🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Thank you.

47:48🔗 Adam Appreciate it. We'll be right back after this.

47:53🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All right, guys, here's the deal.

47:54🔗 You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:58🔗 Drew One call is all you need to make.

47:59🔗 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

48:03🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Call the Dateline.

48:46🔗 Yeah, it's a love line.

48:48🔗 Adam Drew, knock it off. Drew, I said knock it off. Okay, Drew, just shut his mouth.

48:56🔗 Drew Just saying.

48:57🔗 Adam Hi. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Jared Leto is here tonight.

49:02🔗 Caller Matt Wachter.

49:03🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That applause is so polite.

49:05🔗 Adam I know, I like that.

49:05🔗 Caller Golf club.

49:07🔗 Adam Both from To Mars. We'll hear something else off of Beautiful Lie, the new CD which is out on Tuesday, August 30th. They're also going to be playing the Amphitheater coming up on the 20th of August. All right. Now, where were we? Let's get back to the phone and speak to Sabrina. Sabrina?

49:26🔗 Caller Hello?

49:27🔗 Adam Nineteen, what's up?

49:29🔗 Caller Hi. I'm just calling because, well, I have my girlfriend on the other line too, but I'm just calling because I want to know if the strap-on that we use can cause a surprise rash.

49:39🔗 Drew A surprise rash?

49:40🔗 Adam Surprise rash.

49:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars As opposed to a non-surprise rash?

49:42🔗 Adam What are the ones you're playing for?

49:45🔗 Drew She did say strap-on. Can it cause a surprise rash? Where? I'm afraid to tell. What does it look like?

49:50🔗 Caller Well, she's on the phone right now. You can ask her.

49:52🔗 Drew Wait, Elizabeth?

49:52🔗 Hi.

49:54🔗 Caller Hi.

49:55🔗 Drew Who has the rash? Where is it?

49:56🔗 Caller What does it look like? Well, I have the rash. He uses, you know, my girlfriend uses the strap-on maybe four times a week, and it occurred maybe about the third time we used it. I noticed I had a rash front and back, so I want to know if he...

50:10🔗 Drew Are you using it? Oh, hang on.

50:11🔗 Adam Does the strap-on have a rash too? Wouldn't it be funny if your strap-on got warts or something? It's a venereal disease.

50:17🔗 Drew Are you using it front and back?

50:19🔗 Caller Well, yeah, he uses... Yeah.

50:21🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars He? He? Oh, he?

50:23🔗 Caller No, he kind of...

50:24🔗 Caller He kind of plays the man role.

50:26🔗 Adam Well, the thing is, when you don the strap-on, you become a dude.

50:29🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You become a dude, yeah.

50:30🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like when I put the vaj...

50:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, but let me ask a question. Is the she really a he?

50:36🔗 Caller No, the she is a she. Yeah, I'm a girl.

50:38🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The she, the he is Sabrina, who's really a she.

50:42🔗 Drew What does the rash look like?

50:44🔗 Caller Well, it's just shredded and irritated.

50:47🔗 Caller It kind of looks like razor bumps, but...

50:51🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Are you using any lubricants or any other...

50:54🔗 Caller Well, we use KY sometimes.

50:56🔗 Adam Mm-hmm. And you say the person from the front and the back or something?

51:00🔗 Drew She, Sabrina's got the front. Or the other one's got the front and the back rash. Basically, you're talking about things in the...

51:06🔗 Adam We say front and the back, though.

51:07🔗 Drew Vagina and anus.

51:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, really?

51:10🔗 Adam I can name my kids that.

51:11🔗 Drew Front and back?

51:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Vagina and anus.

51:14🔗 Adam Be fun. Vagina, anus, dinner.

51:17🔗 Drew I'm just forgetting the Adam and Corolla thing to switch Marco Polo to Vagina and Anus.

51:23🔗 Adam My next mission.

51:24🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm going to name mine Vulva.

51:25🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars And Hymen. The twins.

51:28🔗 Caller Vulva, Lepia.

51:29🔗 Drew Okay, listen. Yes, latex obviously can cause allergies, but usually it doesn't cause a folliculitis like you're describing, which is the irritation of the hair follicle. The irritation of the hair follicle is from shaving, it is from bacteria. And yeah, you can, you know, might need some antibiotics for their ampic.

51:47🔗 Caller Hey guys.

51:49🔗 Drew Uh-oh.

51:49🔗 I was going to say, this is that dick that calls up and pretends to be a girl all the time.

51:53🔗 Caller Oh, it is?

51:53🔗 This is him.

51:54🔗 Caller I was going to say it, damn it.

51:55🔗 Adam Ah. Yeah, this is the guy.

51:57🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's why I asked if it was a he. I picked up on the Adam's apple.

52:02🔗 Drew I got that it was bogus, but I thought it was two girls with a guy putting them up to it. Ah.

52:07🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars But the first person who got on the phone on the air was a guy.

52:11🔗 Adam Wow. That's a keen ear.

52:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I would bet one of my testicles on it.

52:15🔗 Adam Because he-

52:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I bought an Oak Line and Sinker as I got into this.

52:17🔗 Drew Yeah, he got into this a couple of times.

52:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Do the chick voice and go in between the guy voice and the chick voice.

52:24🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I like that.

52:24🔗 Caller Yeah, do it, Peter, go.

52:26🔗 Caller All right.

52:27🔗 Caller What do you want me to say?

52:29🔗 Caller Just talk about me, go do it.

52:33🔗 Caller What?

52:33🔗 Caller I don't know what to say.

52:34🔗 Caller Just say, just like, you know, anything, improvise, come on.

52:38🔗 Caller Kristen has little boobies.

52:39🔗 Oh, I hate you.

52:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Wow.

52:41🔗 Drew That was him.

52:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That was him?

52:43🔗 Adam Wait, is that the same dude?

52:44🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That was really good. You're so sexy when you talk like that.

52:48🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You should work on Santa Monica Boulevard, man.

52:50🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Are you kidding? I'm way too high breath for that.

52:53🔗 Adam Hold on, was that one?

52:54🔗 Drew No, no, that was two people.

52:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

52:56🔗 Drew But the final two-girl exchange was him.

53:00🔗 Adam Okay, because you're blowing my mind.

53:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, I'm totally confused now.

53:03🔗 Adam Look, brother, just do the chick voice for a second and you just bop in and out of the chicken dude voice, all right?

53:12🔗 Caller Okay.

53:13🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

53:14🔗 Drew There she is.

53:14🔗 Caller Adam.

53:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Corolla.

53:16🔗 Adam Well, you do it in the dude.

53:18🔗 Drew You do it both ways.

53:18🔗 Adam Answer yourself, yeah.

53:19🔗 Caller Adam. Adam, Adam, Adam.

53:24🔗 Adam Well, now do the Corolla part, you idiot.

53:28🔗 Caller Okay, I'll do Corolla.

53:29🔗 Caller Adam, Corolla. Now do it as a boy. Adam, Corolla.

53:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm totally confused as to who's in here.

53:37🔗 Adam Here's the thing. I'm trying to... Okay. Forget it.

53:39🔗 Drew Don't stop, Adam.

53:40🔗 Adam I just don't care.

53:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Don't judge.

53:41🔗 Adam I'm trying to get the one dude who does the dude and the chick voice to do it, not the chick. There's a chick on there too, right?

53:48🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

53:49🔗 Adam There is.

53:49🔗 Drew So I feel Henry's a genius.

53:50🔗 Adam Yeah. But right?

53:54🔗 Caller I'm just... No.

53:55🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars There's a fine line between genius and stupid.

53:58🔗 Prada.

54:00🔗 Adam Hang up. Whoever the chick is, whoever the vagina needs to hang up now.

54:04🔗 Caller All right. Shut up, Kristen. Okay.

54:06🔗 Adam Kristen, hang up.

54:07🔗 Caller Okay.

54:09🔗 Adam If I can hear you say okay, you're not hanging up.

54:11🔗 Yeah. Okay.

54:12🔗 Caller I'll hang up. I'll hang up. I clicked. Bye.

54:16🔗 Adam All right. Now, is this Scrotum's act?

54:19🔗 Caller Yes. All right.

54:21🔗 Adam Now, give me some chick voice, Scrotum.

54:24🔗 Caller Adam Corolla.

54:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

54:28🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars There you go.

54:29🔗 Adam Finally. Yes. I guess you can hear it and Jared knows. He heard and Anderson picked up on it too.

54:38🔗 Drew That's not, wouldn't have gotten it.

54:39🔗 Adam And Drew, you have a very good ear for that.

54:41🔗 Drew This guy's got me. Every time he could.

54:44🔗 Adam Really? Now, what is that? Is there some weird frequency that you're not responding to?

54:49🔗 Caller No.

54:50🔗 Drew I think it's how I relate to women screws me up.

54:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars He's a believer.

54:54🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars So, does that make me?

54:55🔗 Drew Yeah. I'm a believer. Exactly.

54:56🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It makes you gullible. Makes you an easy target.

54:58🔗 Adam John?

55:00🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yes. Don't go to Thailand.

55:01🔗 Adam You're 21?

55:03🔗 Caller Yes.

55:04🔗 Adam What's up?

55:05🔗 Caller Well, my question for you guys is, I've been very, well, me and my girlfriend have been going out for about five years now. Ever since I was about 17, I'm 21 right now. She recently, for about, off and on for about the last year, has been asking whether or not we could bring someone else into the sack with us.

55:27🔗 Drew All right.

55:28🔗 Adam Well, this is one of two things.

55:30🔗 Drew Bogus.

55:31🔗 Adam Okay. One of three things.

55:32🔗 Caller That chick that calls up pretends to be a guy.

55:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I get it. Wow. She's doing a great job.

55:37🔗 Caller It's a word of God.

55:38🔗 Drew Because he announced that he waited for a reaction.

55:41🔗 Adam It's either.

55:41🔗 Caller Right.

55:42🔗 Drew That was not good.

55:43🔗 Adam Bogus. We're going Bogus.

55:45🔗 Caller Well, no. There is one thing that I think might be rooted in this. She was, well, she, her dad and her dad's friend all sort of had some weird thing when she was young. She won't go into explicit detail, but she was molested as a child and one of her dad's best friends, one of his coworkers was sort of a witness for it.

56:11🔗 Drew What's your question?

56:13🔗 Caller Well, my question is, is that normal? I mean.

56:16🔗 Drew Oh, John, that's not a question.

56:18🔗 Adam It can't be better than that.

56:19🔗 Drew Was that normal?

56:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:21🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars We can't judge.

56:22🔗 Adam It's impossible to judge. But yes, everyone has threesomes.

56:27🔗 Caller Really?

56:28🔗 Adam No, you idiot.

56:30🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, no. What are you talking about?

56:33🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You're very gullible, man.

56:34🔗 Adam Listen to this guy.

56:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars This is Los Angeles. It's a very common thing.

56:37🔗 Drew When there's not a question or the question, is that normal or should I confront?

56:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

56:42🔗 Drew It's bogus.

56:43🔗 Caller No, no, no, no. I'm not asking whether or not I should confront. I'm asking whether or not if this is something I should just sort of deal with and we should talk about, or if I should just get rid of her just because I myself am just monogamous, just me, her, that's it. If she wants someone else that adamantly, I don't know.

57:03🔗 Adam I don't know why she's into you. She wouldn't be into you.

57:05🔗 Drew But by the way, again, not a question.

57:08🔗 Adam Not a question.

57:08🔗 Drew You're announcing that you're a monogamous and you're not about to have a threesome.

57:11🔗 Adam And by the way, if she was this person, she wouldn't be into you, John, the way you describe yourself because she's in the chaos, not monogamy.

57:20🔗 Drew Why do you ask this? I'm not into this. I would absolutely not have her with another person. Okay. What's the question?

57:25🔗 Caller Okay. Well, should I try? Well, more or less, should I try it or should I try and talk her out of it is the question.

57:34🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Do you want to try it?

57:36🔗 Caller I'm a little curious, but I was raised in a Catholic society, so more or less, I don't think I should, but yes, I do have questions.

57:49🔗 Adam All right, wait a minute, John, please. Under the rules of engagement of Boguosity and the Geneva Boguosity Convention, you must fess up if this is a bogus call.

58:03🔗 Caller Wait, wait, what? I'm sorry?

58:05🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You're full of it is what we're saying.

58:06🔗 Adam Don't you understand the rules of engagement with the bogus calls? If we call bogus... Bogus calls?

58:11🔗 Caller Oh, God, I swear I would tell you if it was, man. No, it's just I don't know how I should go about the situation more or less.

58:21🔗 Adam I don't understand. How could someone so naïve and full of non-questions like yourself get hooked up with someone so chaotic?

58:30🔗 Caller Well, that's sort of the attraction.

58:32🔗 Drew All right. How'd you meet her?

58:33🔗 Caller My exact reciprocal.

58:35🔗 Drew Okay, I have a bunch of questions for you. How'd you meet her?

58:37🔗 Caller Well, I met her through work. Both of us worked at a movie theater about a, I don't know, maybe a mile and a half.

58:44🔗 Drew What did she do? What did she do there?

58:46🔗 Caller She, well, at the time, she, both of us were working popcorn stand. She is actually a receptionist at a hospital now. I actually work at a different health care facility doing data entry.

59:02🔗 Drew Why were you attracted to her?

59:04🔗 Caller More or less at the very beginning, it was the first girl that ever paid attention to me.

59:09🔗 Drew Are you a virgin?

59:11🔗 Caller Up until when we went out, yes.

59:14🔗 Drew You and her?

59:15🔗 Caller Yes. She was the first girl I had sex with.

59:19🔗 Drew Then suddenly she came into, let's have another person in.

59:22🔗 Caller About a year ago. We've been coming out since.

59:24🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let's try to break this down. Now, I'm switching the emphasis from bogus to squirrely and naive.

59:32🔗 Drew I mean like world-class squirreliness. How old is he?

59:35🔗 Adam He's 21.

59:35🔗 Drew He should hope this is a bogus call. This is the Courtney Love equivalent of squirrelyness.

59:42🔗 Adam No, he's in over his head. Way over his head.

59:46🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Something about you're making me think that you want to be with another guy in this girl.

59:53🔗 Drew Did she say two guys?

59:54🔗 Adam No.

59:55🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Of course, he's never mentioned that it was a girl. Of course, he's talking about another guy.

59:59🔗 Drew Did she want two guys?

1:00:00🔗 Caller Well, as far as the threesome, I never really considered who. Just the idea of a third person, it does excite me, but I'm not...

1:00:10🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute.

1:00:11🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars First, we're talking about another guy here. Let's get that clear.

1:00:14🔗 Adam You want another guy? What do you think?

1:00:16🔗 Caller Well, okay, to tell you the... Okay, yeah, yeah, another guy, yes.

1:00:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Wow.

1:00:21🔗 Caller I'll admit it.

1:00:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Of course.

1:00:23🔗 Caller A guy and a girl...

1:00:25🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars And you're interested in that.

1:00:27🔗 Drew More bogus all the time.

1:00:28🔗 Adam I know, it just gets more bogus. It just gets more bogus.

1:00:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Go back back in class.

1:00:33🔗 Adam Yeah, it's not working for us. We never considered what the sex of the third party is. I based my entire decision on that.

1:00:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's 100% my decision. That's the first step.

1:00:45🔗 Drew And what you do with that later in the day, of course, Adam.

1:00:48🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, just by the simple fact of you saying that another person rather than another woman made me think immediately that it was another guy. Because if it wasn't another woman...

1:00:57🔗 Caller Yeah, I didn't want to admit that over the radio, but yes, I was.

1:01:00🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Of course, but there's something about another man being there that turns you on, I think, right?

1:01:05🔗 Caller Wow.

1:01:06🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, see, it turns you on. Now we're getting to the bottom.

1:01:09🔗 Caller Wow.

1:01:10🔗 Adam I know, but it feels so bogus.

1:01:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Are you naked?

1:01:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars A little popcorn stand? I mean, come on.

1:01:14🔗 Drew Bogus, bogus, bogus.

1:01:15🔗 Adam Hey, John, I can't... Look, but here's the deal. Under the rules of engagement...

1:01:22🔗 Drew You have to tell us when it's bogus, or else we have to keep going with this call.

1:01:26🔗 Caller I would. I swear I'd tell you if it was bogus. I mean, you can ask for names, places, dates...

1:01:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars How about this, though? Have you ever kissed another man?

1:01:35🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:01:36🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Have you ever kissed another man?

1:01:38🔗 Caller Yes, I have.

1:01:39🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars They is bogus.

1:01:40🔗 Drew No, no, no. Then it makes more sense.

1:01:43🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I don't think it is bogus. I think that there's something else going on.

1:01:46🔗 Adam What else have you done with a man?

1:01:49🔗 Caller All I did was kiss. It was my best friend after his mom had passed away.

1:01:55🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All I did was kiss. Kissing is probably the most.

1:02:00🔗 Adam With your tongue?

1:02:03🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'd rather Matt went down on me than kiss me.

1:02:05🔗 Drew What does the Geneva Convention tell us? Anderson, what do you think?

1:02:09🔗 I think he's really stupid.

1:02:10🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Pull down your pants.

1:02:11🔗 Drew I think he just doesn't know.

1:02:12🔗 Caller No, I think he's dumb.

1:02:14🔗 Adam All right, John.

1:02:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Break up with your girlfriend, find a nice boy, and buy a house together. Stop torturing yourself. Start decorating.

1:02:22🔗 Drew And by the way, start decorating. And that would explain a little bit why she might be with him.

1:02:28🔗 Adam Yeah. We'll see. Oh, yeah.

1:02:30🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I didn't even think about her.

1:02:31🔗 Adam All right, we're connecting a few dots over here. Hey, John?

1:02:35🔗 Caller Yes?

1:02:36🔗 Adam You may be gay.

1:02:38🔗 Caller Okay.

1:02:38🔗 Adam You're least-

1:02:39🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Okay, you just answered.

1:02:41🔗 Adam You're ambiguous about your sexuality.

1:02:43🔗 Caller Well, no, I love my girlfriend to death. I mean, I love her. I can see myself having kids with her. However, I do question the presence of another man further along the road.

1:02:58🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All right.

1:02:59🔗 Adam What do you do with the guy? Do you engage with the guy or just watch him?

1:03:03🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Maybe she's not asking. It's him that really wants to do this.

1:03:07🔗 Drew I can't go any further with this.

1:03:08🔗 Adam I can't either.

1:03:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars John, find yourself a nice boy.

1:03:11🔗 Adam Here's the thing. You may be gay, but here's the other thing. Do not get her pregnant.

1:03:16🔗 Drew Do you understand?

1:03:17🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Protection every time.

1:03:20🔗 Drew With what? What kind of protection?

1:03:21🔗 Caller I'm only 21. I'm not going to get someone pregnant at this age.

1:03:25🔗 Drew What kind of protection do you use?

1:03:26🔗 Adam It happens all the time. He uses the imitation butter with the spermicide.

1:03:30🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No, he uses the other hole.

1:03:33🔗 Adam Oh, Derek, you've got a crystal ball over there.

1:03:38🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars What did he say?

1:03:39🔗 Caller Only vaginal.

1:03:40🔗 Adam Only vaginal.

1:03:41🔗 Drew What kind of protection do you use?

1:03:43🔗 Caller Missionary style, that's all we've ever done, and she came to me with the question of, what if we were to bring someone in?

1:03:51🔗 Drew What kind of protection do you use?

1:03:53🔗 Caller Condoms.

1:03:54🔗 Adam All right. She's your girlfriend. Why not?

1:03:57🔗 Drew Get her on the pill.

1:03:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Why not get her on the pill?

1:04:01🔗 Caller Well, she is on the pill to regulate her period because she has, I'm not sure, some conditions where she has a very off-beat menstrual cycle.

1:04:11🔗 Drew Syncopated mentzes. All right. Multiple contraceptives for these two. Good. Excellent.

1:04:18🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You could throw one more in there. What is the suppository thing?

1:04:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:23🔗 Drew Yeah. I'm exhausted after that call.

1:04:24🔗 Adam You said today, Sponge.

1:04:25🔗 Drew I need to take a shower.

1:04:25🔗 Adam Yesterday, Sponge. Tomorrow, Sponge. So right now, Sponge.

1:04:29🔗 Drew Why did I feel so bad about that call? So unsightly.

1:04:32🔗 Adam Well, I'll tell you. That was like playing handball against the drapes. That's why. But here's the thing. John, once in a while, they're guys that are so sort of-

1:04:43🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Squirrely.

1:04:44🔗 Adam Squirrely and undynamic and their cadence is so screwed up that it feels like bad acting, but it's not. It's how they are. They're so affected.

1:04:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

1:04:53🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars When he asked me if he ever kissed a man, he was like, oh, yes, I did. Like everything changed.

1:04:57🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars How about the sexual position, missionary and-

1:05:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It just sounds-

1:05:02🔗 Adam Well, it's an interesting concept though. There are people that are so uncomfortable or ill at ease in their own skin, that everything that comes out of their mouths sounds like a lie.

1:05:13🔗 Drew Seems insincere. Yeah. However, this was bogus.

1:05:16🔗 Adam No, no.

1:05:17🔗 Drew I think about how I'm lied to in real life all the time. Imagine when people are trying to screw with us.

1:05:21🔗 Adam Well, that's your kid's, Drew. No, but it's like there's some people out there that, well, let's just put it this way. There's certain people that are more human than others, and then there are a lot of people that seem like they're inhabited by aliens who are trying to adapt and, you know, learn the ways.

1:05:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I think John was one of those.

1:05:42🔗 Adam I work with a lot of those people. I drive behind a lot of those people on the freeway. The world is filled with those people, and not everyone is, you know, I don't know, maybe the highest percent human is 99.99% pure human. There's a lot of people in the double digits. There's a lot of 19s and 14s and 11s and eights out there. And when you run into those people, they don't make sense to you. Because you're up in the 60% human bracket, and they're down in the 11%, and it doesn't compute. And you keep saying, why? Why? But why? But why? Why? They're 8% human.

1:06:20🔗 Drew Yeah, but usually those people are sort of icy and cold, not super squirrely.

1:06:24🔗 Adam Yes, he was.

1:06:24🔗 Drew The squirreliness was confusing.

1:06:25🔗 Adam But he was from a planet that was, he was from the naivetoid galaxy. Squirrely. The planet Squirreletons. All right. Let's take a break.

1:06:38🔗 Drew Really? Yeah, early break.

1:06:39🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars We need one after that one.

1:06:40🔗 Adam We need a shower. I'll give you one. I'll give you one special, please. Golden ones.

1:06:45🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

1:06:45🔗 Adam Yeah. It's a special treat, Drew.

1:06:47🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars We love you.

1:06:48🔗 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:06:52🔗 Drew I feel so liquidy.

1:06:54🔗 Adam Really? Ready for something new? Try Durex tingling condoms. There's sex, and then there's Durex. Hey everybody, it's Love Line, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Matt Wachter is here tonight. Also Jared Leto, To Mars.

1:07:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Thank you so much.

1:07:43🔗 Adam Name of the band, name of the CD, Beautiful Lie, which is out on the 30th of August. And the guys are going to be playing at the Universal Amphitheater on the 20th of August. And we're going to hear something else off the CD. We'll hear the title track and a couple of few. Let's go back to the phones, take a question for the band. Nikki?

1:08:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:06🔗 Adam What's up?

1:08:09🔗 Caller Not so much. I'm at work.

1:08:11🔗 Adam Hmm. That's a bad sign.

1:08:13🔗 Drew Where are you working?

1:08:14🔗 Adam Although, where do I work?

1:08:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:16🔗 Adam Never thought about that.

1:08:17🔗 Caller I work at Wiley Publishing.

1:08:19🔗 Drew In the middle of the night?

1:08:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Working late tonight, Nikki?

1:08:23🔗 Drew Security?

1:08:25🔗 Caller No, it's not security. We make books and we have a second shift because there are too many people that work during the day.

1:08:34🔗 Adam Wow. Business is good.

1:08:35🔗 Caller What are you doing? Hold on.

1:08:36🔗 Drew I'm a publishing company that makes books.

1:08:37🔗 Adam You make books. Are you in the binding department?

1:08:40🔗 Caller No, I do layout. I actually put the text files with the pretty pictures and stuff.

1:08:46🔗 Drew Thank the yearbook staff.

1:08:47🔗 Adam That's nice. Yeah. All right. Now, what's your shift?

1:08:52🔗 Caller 5 PM to 1 AM.

1:08:54🔗 Drew That's not too bad.

1:08:55🔗 Adam That's not too bad.

1:08:56🔗 Drew That's practically what we do.

1:08:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:58🔗 Caller We're actually working overtime, so it's like 1.30 here.

1:09:01🔗 Drew Where are you?

1:09:02🔗 Adam Indiana.

1:09:02🔗 Drew We're in Indiana.

1:09:03🔗 Caller Indianapolis.

1:09:04🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Oh, Indiana. Oh, we were just there.

1:09:05🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, we were just in Indianapolis. We played a show there.

1:09:08🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The Egyptian Theater.

1:09:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I was there.

1:09:11🔗 Adam Oh, you're at the show?

1:09:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:13🔗 Adam Did you like it?

1:09:14🔗 Drew Is that near the War Memorial there? Yeah.

1:09:16🔗 Caller Yeah, I liked it.

1:09:18🔗 Caller It was great.

1:09:18🔗 Drew They've got this World War I Memorial, right?

1:09:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The big circle and the big circle. Yeah, the thing we're walking around looking at.

1:09:24🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Beautiful city, Adam. Yeah, beautiful. That was a fun show.

1:09:27🔗 Adam Nicky, you have a question for the guys?

1:09:29🔗 Caller Yeah. I was just wondering what they thought about all the fans that make their own clothes, and what's the craziest thing that they've seen as far as clothes go?

1:09:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, let me explain it to Adam and Drew here. We have, albeit not the biggest fan base in the world, probably one of the most dedicated that I've ever seen. Very, very committed fans, more like a big dysfunctional family, but people come dressed up in homemade clothes and make all kinds of creative things.

1:10:00🔗 Drew What's the significance?

1:10:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, the significance is that To Mars has a whole kind of visual art side, and a lot of the glyphics that I have tattooed on my wrist, there's a lot of symbology and iconography.

1:10:11🔗 Drew That's all the stuff on your thing here.

1:10:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, exactly.

1:10:13🔗 Drew Is that Egyptian?

1:10:14🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No, it's something that I came up with in my...

1:10:17🔗 Drew It's your own thing.

1:10:18🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, so we have...

1:10:20🔗 Drew It almost looks like Matt's signature, by the way.

1:10:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Exactly.

1:10:23🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Ironic, isn't it?

1:10:24🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah. So the craziest thing that I've seen probably is obviously a lot of tattoos, a lot of people getting tattoos, and oddly enough, that quilt was very interesting.

1:10:36🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It really was.

1:10:37🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Someone made me, a woman made me, who comes to the shows with her family, that made me this giant quilt and all of this artwork. She must have spent, I don't know, months and months on it. It was beautiful.

1:10:50🔗 Adam Maybe she stole the AIDS quilt.

1:10:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars She might have.

1:10:52🔗 Drew You know, you want to understand.

1:10:54🔗 Adam I think it's missing actually, Drew.

1:10:56🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars But it's odd that-

1:10:56🔗 Drew It's pretty big now. Oh, okay. The thing is, Jared's one of the only world-class actors who also is a, I don't want to use the word like legitimate, established musician.

1:11:08🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You can say legitimate.

1:11:09🔗 Drew But all of them want to be, you know what I mean? We've got Keanu wants to be, we've got the others wants to be.

1:11:14🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing.

1:11:15🔗 Drew Does it?

1:11:16🔗 Adam I think most performers either would like to be rock stars or athletes.

1:11:21🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, thank you, Drew, by the way. Appreciate that.

1:11:24🔗 Adam Yeah. The problem is, first, they want to be performers, they want to be in movies, they want to be on TV. Then they get into that position and then they get too many bobbleheads around them that are just telling them they can do whatever they want. They laugh at every joke and every song they play. They tell them it's the greatest thing ever. Before you know it, you got Russell Crowe's band.

1:11:46🔗 Drew Right. Exactly.

1:11:47🔗 Adam Well, actually, I don't know a band, but there are some pretty crappy bands out there.

1:11:50🔗 Drew No, Russell Crowe's the exact one.

1:11:51🔗 Adam No, you got Keanu Reeves is who you're thinking of.

1:11:53🔗 Drew Keanu Reeves is who I'm thinking of too. Those are the two that come to mind. Yeah. All right. Then Shaq. You guys, you got to have them. Then you got Shaq rapping, yeah.

1:12:00🔗 Adam But the point is, if everybody, sort of in the back of their mind, every male wants to be a rock star, at some point, and you get to the point where you have money, and you have a lot of yes people around you, and it's easy to assemble people around you, and you know people will show up because you have a name, then it's easy to dilute yourself into thinking that you're a rock star, and no one around you ever really tell you otherwise.

1:12:26🔗 Drew But Jared has two independent careers.

1:12:28🔗 Adam Yeah. That's to be respected.

1:12:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Thank you very much.

1:12:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Appreciate it.

1:12:32🔗 Adam Nikki?

1:12:33🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No money and no bubble heads.

1:12:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No money in either career actually. So there you go. How's that?

1:12:40🔗 Adam Well here's the thing. Here's the important thing. Hold on, Nikki. I was thinking about this. I was talking about it last night on Comedy Central Show I do, which is P. Diddy is going to Diddy now. It was Sean Combs, it was Sean Puffy Combs, then it was Puff Daddy, then it was P. Diddy, and now he's just going with Diddy. I'm lost. He's just going with Diddy, and it's like when Prince was going with the symbol. It always makes me realize these guys don't have any real friends. They don't have their buddies from high school. Because what do you call them?

1:13:08🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars What do you call Prince when you call them up on the phone?

1:13:10🔗 Adam I would have said to my buddy Ray, hey, I'm no longer going with Adam Corolla. I have a symbol. He would have been like, I got a symbol, retard. Come here, I'm beating the crap out of you.

1:13:19🔗 Drew He would have just absolutely would have kicked you in the nuts.

1:13:21🔗 Adam Which got me in a headlock and start beating on me. You need to have those people around you so they can go, hey man, I heard that last song, not your best, instead of everyone just nodding their head because the next thing you know, you start creating bad music or you start coming up with crappy symbols. And so if everyone around you is on the payroll, then you never really get the truth because they don't want to get fired. That's why you need to hang out with a handful of folks that know you from back when, that aren't scared to knock you down a notch and tell you the truth. And that saves you from the crappy symbols and nicknames and crappy music and all that. Yes?

1:13:58🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Just crappiness in general, I think it.

1:14:00🔗 Adam Right. Right. Nikki?

1:14:03🔗 Caller Yes.

1:14:04🔗 Adam All right. Now, did you go, you went to the concert. Did you go in any strange garb?

1:14:10🔗 Caller Yeah. I actually have been to three on this tour and I've made something new for every one of them.

1:14:16🔗 Adam Wow. It's impressive. Thanks, Nikki. There you go. Yeah. Okay. All right. You can say thank you or I know you're a text woman. You don't like to talk. You let your pen do your talking.

1:14:29🔗 Drew Well, it's more of the instant messaging.

1:14:31🔗 Adam Right. I'll let you get back to the proofreading.

1:14:34🔗 Caller Well, hey, I was going to ask if the guys could say hello to the Echelon because they're all listening.

1:14:40🔗 Drew What's Echelon?

1:14:41🔗 Caller All the message boards going crazy right now.

1:14:44🔗 Drew What is Echelon?

1:14:44🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars What is that? The Echelon, it's kind of hard to explain. Jake, if you want to learn about this world, what website should we go to? World, you should go to 30secondstomars.com and you can get all your questions.

1:14:55🔗 Drew 30 or 3-0?

1:14:56🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Either 3-0 or spell it out, either one.

1:14:59🔗 Adam Wow, you got both.

1:15:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You can find out about the Echelon.

1:15:03🔗 Drew Jared does not leave anything to chance.

1:15:04🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No, we're very thorough.

1:15:06🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Got all of our bases covered.

1:15:07🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

1:15:08🔗 Adam All right. Thanks, Jakey.

1:15:09🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars But we do love, we have the best fans in the world and we love them to death and it is one big, crazy family. And we'll see them all very soon.

1:15:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I'm like that weird uncle in the family.

1:15:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Stay away from that.

1:15:24🔗 Adam Well, this sounds like a good time to hear a song.

1:15:27🔗 Drew Okay. Yeah, absolutely.

1:15:28🔗 Adam You cool, Drew?

1:15:29🔗 Caller I'm cool.

1:15:30🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Are you cool?

1:15:31🔗 Drew Just saying.

1:15:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Are you cool?

1:15:32🔗 Caller Be cool.

1:15:33🔗 Adam Be cool. We'll hear something else off of Beautiful Lie and I'm guessing this is the title track because it's called Beautiful Lie. There we go.

1:19:41🔗 Caller To Mars.

1:19:42🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I think this is the first time that song has ever been on the radio.

1:19:45🔗 Drew Another first.

1:19:46🔗 Adam Well, it sounded good. I'm not brown-nosing, but it's not going to be the last.

1:19:51🔗 Drew No, it's not going to be the last. We are not the music guys, but those that are here are a big support to the team.

1:19:59🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Thank you.

1:20:00🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That means a lot.

1:20:01🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It does.

1:20:02🔗 Adam To Mars are by the Beautiful Eye CD is going to come out on Tuesday, August 30th and also at the Amphitheater on the 20th. Here's the thing about when they change names, like when they change names of stadiums or amphitheaters or something like that.

1:20:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:20:19🔗 Adam The people that were around before the name, we should be able to be grandfathered in, like we should never have to call it the Gibson.

1:20:26🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I think so.

1:20:27🔗 Drew Listen, Irvine Meadows.

1:20:28🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, exactly.

1:20:30🔗 Drew That's always Irvine.

1:20:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No, no, no. Irvine Meadows to me.

1:20:34🔗 Adam That's my point. They even do this with, they'll do a memorial intersection or overpass or something.

1:20:41🔗 Drew Comiskey Park is like packed with something.

1:20:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:20:44🔗 Drew It's like, come on.

1:20:45🔗 Adam Yeah. I can't keep track of it. It sounds good and then you realize, all right, that's a good thing and then you hear your grandpa call black guy Negro and you're like, hey, come on. They're like, that's what we call. What? That's our Comiskey Park.

1:21:01🔗 Drew Oh, no.

1:21:02🔗 Adam You can't judge is what I'm saying. You can't judge. But you understand you're doing the same thing they're doing.

1:21:07🔗 Drew Yes. Let's take a break.

1:21:09🔗 Caller All right.

1:21:09🔗 Adam Let's take a break. To Mars here tonight. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:21:15🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:21:20🔗 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:21:53🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that's Dr. Drew. Matt and Jared are here tonight from To Mars. We'll not hear anything else off the CD, because you'll all be hearing it everywhere soon enough.

1:22:07🔗 Drew We'll buy the CD.

1:22:07🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars August 30th, you'll all be hearing it.

1:22:09🔗 Adam Beautiful Line, name of the CD, August 30th. All right, let's talk to Alyssa or Alyssa. Alyssa?

1:22:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:19🔗 Adam Do we need an Alyssa and Alyssa, by the way? No, just Alyssa. Yeah. You know what I realized that the worst one in the world is? Is Taryn. Because the reason Taryn is so effed up is because everybody you talk to, sweetie, Taryn, Taryn, Taryn, Taryn, you go through your entire life correcting people. You spend your entire life just everywhere you go. And here's the thing, do it at the DMV on your license, but everywhere else, just let them fly.

1:22:51🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, just let them.

1:22:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's actually my old assistant's name.

1:22:54🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, that's what we're laughing at.

1:22:56🔗 Adam Because you just have to correct everyone. Like every time they're talking on the phone, it's like, oh no, no, Tare, Tare.

1:23:02🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars He isn't Tom, Taryn.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Taryn, and it's like, I'll just go with Taryn. You know, once in a while someone calls me Alan, I don't even say anything.

1:23:11🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I get Mac, Mac every once in a while. I just give in, I'm just like, yeah, that's fine.

1:23:14🔗 Adam Oh really, Mac?

1:23:15🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

1:23:15🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Wow. Mac.

1:23:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Mac, and I like it.

1:23:17🔗 Adam I like Mac.

1:23:18🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I got my name, yeah, people call me Mac.

1:23:20🔗 Adam Here's the thing, here should be the rule, which is if you go with a funky name, it can't resemble any other names because people's heads are like the spell check. They just go to the closest thing. They give you, it's like you hear Taron. They round up. And you have an option, which just comes up, Karen. That's it.

1:23:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Our guitarist has an interesting name, Tomo.

1:23:43🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah, but people always call him Tomo.

1:23:45🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Shannon never gets, no one makes us up his name.

1:23:48🔗 Adam Yeah, but at least Tomo, I guess Shlomo, if you're an acidic Jew, but there's nothing else that sounds like it.

1:23:54🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars No.

1:23:55🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars All right. People say Tomo.

1:23:56🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Tomo, yeah, he gets Tomo.

1:23:57🔗 Adam But that's just a mispronunciation of his own name.

1:24:00🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Right. It's not confusing with another name.

1:24:02🔗 Adam Right. Like if I start calling myself Adam. No, not Adam. Adam. Idiot.

1:24:10🔗 Drew No, Adam. And at the end.

1:24:12🔗 Adam You just go through your whole life correcting people. I would have fired that assistant immediately. Alyssa?

1:24:18🔗 Drew No, no. Yeah. Alyssa got a push number four.

1:24:20🔗 Adam Oh, where is she? Four.

1:24:22🔗 Caller I pressed the wrong one. All right.

1:24:25🔗 Adam Alyssa?

1:24:26🔗 Caller Yeah, hi. What's up?

1:24:28🔗 Caller Basically, I have a question for Dr. Drew. I'm curious, what are the health risks of a nine-year-old smoking marijuana?

1:24:37🔗 Drew Well, it's...

1:24:38🔗 Adam Perfectly normal.

1:24:38🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Hey, can I tell you something? You have one right here. Really?

1:24:43🔗 Drew I hope not. There are two things that occurred to me. One is that marijuana use 12 or under in my world is essentially a 100 percent indicator of some sort of trauma, something the child is trying to use marijuana to regulate overwhelming feelings. Number two, there is evidence that younger teens, 15 and under smoking marijuana can affect their brain growth. We don't know if that's permanent or not, but one thing that can happen for sure is that as a result of the right frontal lobe delay in development, that's the part of the brain that it's supposed to be growing and developing during adolescence. They literally don't do the developmental process if the marijuana blocks it. So they sort of missed their developmental growth in adolescence.

1:25:28🔗 Adam You're harsh in her mouth, by the way.

1:25:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars She's like...

1:25:32🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Well, one thing is for certain, you smoke enough pot, it'll make you stupid. That's for sure.

1:25:36🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It steals your ambition.

1:25:38🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It steals your ambition.

1:25:39🔗 Adam I don't, I, you know, I'm not sure if it makes you stupid or it just sort of pulls you out of the game so that you never...

1:25:47🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It steals your ambition. That line in Jackie Brown is totally true.

1:25:50🔗 Adam It does. And you just don't, it's not that you get dumb. You just don't learn anything.

1:25:54🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You're okay being kind of ignorant. You feel good about it.

1:25:58🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Or you just become completely paranoid.

1:26:00🔗 Adam And here's the other, the other thing too is the pot people are smoking today ain't the pot they were smoking 20 years ago.

1:26:08🔗 Drew Very powerful.

1:26:09🔗 Adam I mean, I was like smoking leaves and stuff. You had to smoke them.

1:26:13🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Twigs and berries.

1:26:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:15🔗 Drew Stuff pop at you.

1:26:16🔗 Adam Yeah. Just like Fourth of July in my ball.

1:26:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Yeah.

1:26:21🔗 Adam No, you have to smoke a pillowcase of it in order to catch some kind of buzz. And then people would go like, are you high? And you'd go, I think I feel something. Now it's like, are you kidding?

1:26:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:34🔗 Adam Now I'm out of my mind.

1:26:35🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I just want to be normal.

1:26:37🔗 Adam It's like I really do think that they need to make a mellower pot so that I can smoke pot again. I'd like to smoke pot, but I can't commit to freaking out.

1:26:46🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Exactly.

1:26:48🔗 Adam I need the Zima equivalent of some weed. I don't want to drink straight Jack.

1:26:52🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The Mike's Hard Lemonade version.

1:26:54🔗 Adam Yeah, but I want to feel cool at the party too and catch a buzz, but I don't want to freak out. So I need the Taquiza or the Mike's Hard Lemonade or the Zima version of the weed so I can, when Bill Maher hands me the doobie, I don't seem like I'm Squaresville.

1:27:09🔗 Drew Bartles and James.

1:27:10🔗 Adam Yeah, Bartles and James.

1:27:12🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's a light version. They got to come out. I mean, they have light cigarettes. When I have light weed.

1:27:15🔗 Adam All you got to do is take, you know, one, not even one part, just one quarter of what you got today and mix it with whatever we're smoking 20 years ago and you got a nice, you know, you got a nice herb there. Hey, Elisa, Elisa?

1:27:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:29🔗 Adam Is that you who was smoking pot at nine?

1:27:32🔗 Caller No, it's actually the little brother of a friend of mine.

1:27:35🔗 Drew It's a serious issue. It's a bad sign, psychiatrically.

1:27:38🔗 Adam It's bad that they want to do it. They're thinking about it. They have access to it.

1:27:42🔗 Drew Those are the bigger issues more than even the fact that it can affect their development. The fact that they're doing it is a very bad sign.

1:27:49🔗 Caller Okay.

1:27:50🔗 Adam All right. So feel free to snitch.

1:27:52🔗 Drew Yeah, to get the kid some help so they don't go spiraling out of control.

1:27:58🔗 Adam You're not ranting anybody out if you're helping them.

1:28:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:01🔗 Adam All right. All right, baby.

1:28:03🔗 Drew Take care.

1:28:04🔗 Adam Let's talk to Tina. Tina?

1:28:06🔗 Drew I love dealing with parents of kids that age too. It's like not my kid. How dare you? Never. How would makes you think?

1:28:12🔗 Adam Really?

1:28:12🔗 Drew I suppose the parents think, thank you. Thank you for tipping me off.

1:28:15🔗 Adam Yeah, they get defensive and they get weird. Yeah. Drew, what's the youngest person you've ever seen?

1:28:21🔗 Drew Smoking pot?

1:28:21🔗 Adam It's just anything. Come to your attention.

1:28:23🔗 Drew Eight.

1:28:24🔗 Adam Eight?

1:28:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:28:25🔗 Adam Wow. Wow. What happened?

1:28:27🔗 Drew It's a pot.

1:28:28🔗 Adam They came to you?

1:28:29🔗 Drew I see them as adults. Oh, and they tell you. I think Robert Downey talked about that public. I think it was eight for him.

1:28:36🔗 Adam Yeah. He got started with everything. He lost his virginity when he was three.

1:28:40🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars At that age.

1:28:41🔗 Drew I love the way they talk about childhood sexual abuse as well. I lost my virginity.

1:28:48🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars That's one way of putting it.

1:28:49🔗 Adam I was three. I was banging my babysitter. She was 31. It's awesome.

1:28:53🔗 Drew Lost her virginity.

1:28:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:54🔗 Adam Tina? What's up? You're 21?

1:28:59🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm 21.

1:29:00🔗 Adam What's going on?

1:29:01🔗 Caller Okay. I live in a 24-7 BDSM relationship. So, basically, I have a master and I'm the slave.

1:29:09🔗 Drew Hold on a second.

1:29:10🔗 Adam BDSM.

1:29:11🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You're the master and the slave?

1:29:13🔗 Drew Chief Running Bear ought to make a visit.

1:29:14🔗 Adam No, I'm too tired. Oh, shut up.

1:29:17🔗 Drew Chief Running Bear would be perfect for Tina.

1:29:18🔗 Adam I'm tired.

1:29:19🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Just one nipple clamp.

1:29:20🔗 Caller I love nipple clamps.

1:29:22🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I bet you do.

1:29:23🔗 Adam So, you're the slave?

1:29:25🔗 Drew And the master. Can you say slave and master?

1:29:29🔗 Caller No, I have a master.

1:29:31🔗 Drew Have a master.

1:29:32🔗 Adam I have a master.

1:29:33🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars She sounds a lot like a slave. I wouldn't pick her as a master at all. Are you being a good girl today?

1:29:39🔗 Caller You have to have a voice as some guy like I was a sub to. It kind of reminds me, puts me back in the memory.

1:29:44🔗 Adam You know, let me tell you something. I was just thinking about with the slave and master part, you have a master, right? Here's the dangerous part. As a guy being the master around the house, you're like, listen, fetch me my this, go get me that, lick my feet, whatever. Feels pretty good. And then you go to work. And you like say to some guy, go to the thing and get me. And he's like, hey, why don't you blow yourself? And you're like, how dare you reflog yourself now? And he's like, hey, Brad, I'm going to kick your ass. And you're like, oh, this is the temerity. It's like, as soon as you go outside the house, it's got to suck. You got the guy at the DMV yelling at you, you know. Cop pulls you over. It's like, license and regimen. Unhand me, sir.

1:30:25🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Stomp on my balls.

1:30:26🔗 Drew I said good day.

1:30:28🔗 Caller Good day.

1:30:29🔗 Adam All right. Yeah, so you just get this sort of false sense, you know. Tina, yeah.

1:30:35🔗 Caller Okay, the only thing is like, before I was living, it was just like an occasional thing. It wasn't like 24-7, this is my life. But now, like, that is my life. It's kind of lost its whole thing to me.

1:30:50🔗 Adam Well, you gotta up the ante.

1:30:52🔗 Caller Well, like, first of all, I just want to ask Dr. Drew, because I've never really found, like, an objective third party to tell me, is this, like, some, like, is this a bad thing? Like, I don't view it, because it's, like, been great for me, sexually, but so many people are, like, upset that this is how my life is, you know, like, I just don't know as a professional opinion.

1:31:13🔗 Drew Well, I hate using words like bad or wrong, but it's not a great sign of health.

1:31:20🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars You know, I really want to know what an average day is like.

1:31:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:23🔗 Caller I'm not a masochist, you know, some people are into the SNM part of it, but I'm kind of into, like, the whole, you know, somebody taking control of me, and especially sexually, like, that is the biggest turn-on for me, you know.

1:31:37🔗 Drew Yeah, a lot of women have that kind of turn-on, too. I'll tell you what that basically comes from. It's a feeling that the part of yourself that is sexual is bad, and the only way that you can sort of expose it is if somebody takes it out of your hand, so it's no longer your responsibility, and that frees you to be sexual. But the reality is, the reason you feel that that part is bad is something happened to you that disconnected you into a good and a bad, rather than a whole person, you're a good and a bad. And that's the real problem with this. It suggests you have problems integrating your sense of yourself and other people.

1:32:11🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Maybe abused as a child.

1:32:12🔗 Drew Right, and you'll also see other people as all good or all bad, as opposed to a whole person that sometimes behaves in a way that aren't so great.

1:32:20🔗 Adam Tina, do you have to do the cooking and cleaning and all that stuff?

1:32:25🔗 Caller I do, but I like to cook, so it's not a bad thing for me. I don't really mind cleaning.

1:32:31🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars The cooking and cleaning.

1:32:32🔗 Drew I understand.

1:32:33🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars What is the rest of the day like? I don't know.

1:32:36🔗 Drew I understand.

1:32:36🔗 Caller It tells me to do something. I have to do it.

1:32:40🔗 Drew This is a relationship?

1:32:41🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Continue.

1:32:42🔗 Drew This is some sort of relationship you have that's built on this little fantasy?

1:32:46🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars It's 24-7. She's the slave. We found each other.

1:32:49🔗 Drew We found each other.

1:32:50🔗 Caller He wanted a slave and I wanted a master.

1:32:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Whatever. All right.

1:32:55🔗 Drew There you go.

1:32:56🔗 Adam Well, you got some roller skates and he's got a key. That's how the song goes. All right. Well, have fun living in servitude like an Asian woman from 100 years ago.

1:33:08🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Or a shoehorn in a can opener.

1:33:11🔗 Drew What's that, Tina?

1:33:11🔗 Caller Well, where do I go from here? Like, okay, I've done this.

1:33:14🔗 Adam But like, why don't you ask him if you can get counseling?

1:33:19🔗 Drew Yeah. See, that's the problem is this is a feather.

1:33:22🔗 Caller I have a therapist and he really didn't tell me, I don't think this is a good idea. We just talked openly about it.

1:33:29🔗 Drew Well, they're not going to tell you what you can and can't do. They're trying to get you to connect with them in a more real and deeper level. If you don't feel safe and sort of accepted, then you're not going to do that work.

1:33:39🔗 Caller I do, especially living really close to San Francisco because it's a big thing here.

1:33:43🔗 Drew I know, but Tina, maybe the fact that you're in therapy is why you're suddenly looking at this like, ehh, what's this?

1:33:47🔗 Adam Look, and here, okay, here's the bottom line. You're 21, you already sound burnt out on it. Or you're coming to the end.

1:33:54🔗 Caller I'm disappointed that so quickly, like, I was burnt out on it. Why would I, like, do I have to take such an extreme?

1:34:00🔗 Drew Because it's not real.

1:34:02🔗 Adam Get some therapy.

1:34:02🔗 Drew Yeah, it's not real.

1:34:03🔗 Adam Yeah, you'll be done with this by 24.

1:34:06🔗 Drew Yeah, well, you're finishing because you're doing therapy. So keep going, it's fine.

1:34:10🔗 Adam Yeah, all right.

1:34:11🔗 Drew Keep working, let these things play out.

1:34:14🔗 Adam Yeah, all right, all right.

1:34:15🔗 Drew It's good times.

1:34:16🔗 Adam Yeah, all right.

1:34:17🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars Then you can sell all your ballgags and whips on eBay after you're done.

1:34:20🔗 Adam Yeah. We'll take a quick break, be right back after this. Yeah, well, that's a show. Jared, Matt, God love you.

1:35:16🔗 Thirty Seconds To Mars I hope he does.

1:35:17🔗 Drew Well done.

1:35:17🔗 Adam It was a good show tonight. A Beautiful Lies, the name of the CD, 30 Seconds of Mars, coming out on the 30th, Tuesday 30th, and then over at the Amphitheater on the 20th. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.

1:35:35🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

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