Tuesday, August 16, 2005

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Adam Yeah, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:21🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew.

1:23🔗 Voiceover Dr. Drew, phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Jared Leto is in here tomorrow night. Bob Saget in here on Thursday night.

1:31🔗 Drew Dr. Drew, nobody in here tonight.

1:34🔗 Adam Riddle me this, my friend.

1:35🔗 Drew Yes, yes, yes.

1:37🔗 Adam I took my car out tonight. One of my cars had been started in a while. The battery went dead and all that. So the presets on the radio went bad. But it's a nice car. It has like 12 presets. So just for fun, I'll start punching them. Get that 88.7, and then it's 107.7, it's 99.3. And it's like, there's 12 possibilities. It never can land on a radio station.

2:02🔗 Drew What is that?

2:03🔗 Adam There's 120 stations up and down the dial.

2:05🔗 Drew You wouldn't think they would choose the largest market in the world, like LA., or anything, to set that. No.

2:10🔗 Adam It just randomly never lands on a station.

2:14🔗 Drew I know.

2:15🔗 Adam And if you think about the dial, it's like, well, 89.9, and then 91.1, and then 93.1, and 95.5. And then all the Mexican stations in between. It just keeps going, and going, and going. I have 13 opportunities. I just keep pushing the buttons. It'll never land on one.

2:33🔗 Drew Weird. It's weird. It's a great magnet.

2:35🔗 Adam Isn't it weird?

2:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

2:36🔗 Adam I've never owned a car that did, and I've never lived in a place and owned a car that did like it just doesn't exist.

2:43🔗 Like, here's what it is.

2:44🔗 Adam Like, I'm convinced if my car does line up with a station, like, it wouldn't be shipped to that market.

2:50🔗 Drew Right.

2:50🔗 Adam They'd be like, oh, oh, they'll send a Jag to Wichita. No, no, no. One of those station seven, that lines up with a country western station. Send that one to Los Angeles. They don't have any. We'll get one from Los Angeles that has one that would have lined up in Los Angeles. It won't work here in Wichita.

3:06🔗 Drew It shouldn't be in Los Angeles.

3:07🔗 Adam You said, would it be impossible just to randomly punch a button and have it land on a station that you could hear?

3:13🔗 Drew It doesn't exist outside the Great Magnets rule.

3:16🔗 Adam And it becomes weird when you have like 13 options and you just start hitting them. You become obsessed and none of them land on a station. Yes.

3:23🔗 Drew Nice. Let's say it's very reassuring to know it's always going to be like that, though.

3:27🔗 Adam Always.

3:27🔗 Drew Always.

3:28🔗 Adam Always. Yes. Tell me there's no great magnet at work. Shall we? Should we go to phone?

3:34🔗 Drew Yes, sir.

3:35🔗 Adam Let's talk to Tina, who's 18.

3:39🔗 Yes.

3:39🔗 Adam Yeah. What's up?

3:41🔗 Hi. So me and my boyfriend have been dating for a couple months now and I don't know, I guess we have a healthy sex life. When I say healthy, I mean to the point where we don't stop until I am uncomfortable.

4:00🔗 Drew Meaning you're doing it multiple times during a day or multiple times?

4:05🔗 Yeah. Yeah. Like there are days when we do it like five, six times a day. Yeah. My question is that there are periods when we stop because I am uncomfortable. But like when I, and then during that rest period, like for two or three days when I urinate, I get the sensation that I don't know, it feels like I'm about to climax, but I don't.

4:37🔗 Adam Wow.

4:37🔗 Drew Yeah. There's something, there's a sentence called-

4:40🔗 Adam Drew, don't open anything. I'm gonna show you the article. First, I thought you were gonna say yeast infection. I was just gonna say it was painful when she urinated.

4:47🔗 Drew Sure.

4:48🔗 Adam But-

4:48🔗 No, no, it's not painful.

4:49🔗 Adam It feels like climax.

4:50🔗 It's not painful. It doesn't burn. There's no weird smell and there's no like-

4:55🔗 Drew She's checked all those things off the list.

4:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you- There it is. You don't climax.

5:01🔗 Drew Read that.

5:02🔗 Adam Persistent sexual arousal syndrome in women. I've never had that before.

5:07🔗 Drew That's what this is. Yeah. Some women report having persistent sort of near orgasms or orgasms for a while after sex. And sometimes it can go on for weeks like that. It'd be really uncomfortable.

5:17🔗 Oh, wow.

5:18🔗 Drew When feelings of- I'm reading from the article. When feelings of genital arousal persist for days, weeks, or even months, they can become personally distressing and worrisome.

5:27🔗 Adam The chicks wouldn't be a problem for guys.

5:28🔗 Drew They would not be a problem for guys. They'd just stay home.

5:30🔗 Adam Right.

5:31🔗 Drew They'd find the stuff working. Yeah. It is possible that other women who experience these symptoms do not find them upsetting. And they really, they don't fully understand what this is. And there really is much to be done about.

5:41🔗 Adam That's a well-written article. Some people are upset by it. Others aren't upset by it. Thank you.

5:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:48🔗 Adam Was that a Sullivan book or is that New England Journal of Medicine?

5:51🔗 Drew Some throwaway.

5:52🔗 Adam All right. So this can go on and they don't know anything about it. And what are you going to do?

5:57🔗 Drew Nothing really do. It's just sort of an irritation.

5:59🔗 Adam Well, they know about it, but there's nothing to do about it.

6:01🔗 Drew Nothing really to be done about it. It doesn't mean anything's wrong with you. It's just one of them things.

6:04🔗 Adam All right. Well, there you go, Nick. Yeah.

6:07🔗 Adam I believe everything happens for a reason, Nick.

6:10🔗 I'm here.

6:11🔗 Adam What's up, buddy?

6:12🔗 Well, I just question how to deal with why she had an internet relationship for about a month with a guy.

6:22🔗 Drew Did she go see him?

6:24🔗 She actually met him at a conference in Acre Mountain, I live in Napa.

6:29🔗 Drew What kind of conference, just so I understand what this is all about?

6:32🔗 Adam That convention for cheaters.

6:33🔗 Cheaters conference, yeah.

6:35🔗 Drew Convention for what?

6:37🔗 They went out to dinner and then they continued.

6:41🔗 Adam Nick's one of these guys who is like, you know when your dog goes in the pool and starts doing that panel, and then you just come up and cradle it in the shallow end.

6:51🔗 Just keep going.

6:53🔗 Adam Then I like to grab the dog's tail just a couple feet from the step.

6:58🔗 Drew Yeah, that's Nick.

7:00🔗 Adam You just keep talking.

7:01🔗 Drew He'll just keep going. Doesn't sweat the details.

7:04🔗 Adam All right. What kind of convention, Nick?

7:09🔗 He's an archaeologist, and she lived for her work through social work.

7:15🔗 Adam All right.

7:16🔗 Drew Archaeology and social work?

7:18🔗 They're at the same hotel, not the same conference.

7:21🔗 Drew I see. I see.

7:22🔗 Adam He has, but didn't they connect over the Internet first?

7:27🔗 No.

7:28🔗 Adam No.

7:29🔗 Drew I see. How would she describe the situation in your marriage?

7:33🔗 She was...

7:35🔗 Drew Listen to what I'm saying, Nick. She's a social worker. She was at a convention. How would she describe what happened and the situation in your marriage?

7:45🔗 That she was feeling, I guess, not flirtatious or not needed.

7:52🔗 Drew By you?

7:53🔗 By me.

7:55🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what women do.

7:56🔗 That fulfilled it.

7:59🔗 Adam They don't feel beautiful. They don't feel desired.

8:02🔗 Drew Well, it's even more. Don't feel like there's enough attention. They don't feel you're listening to the conversation.

8:06🔗 Adam Yeah. But you know what? Ultimately, Drew, all that can be channeled into the category of not desired. And I don't mean just sexually desired, but I mean, when a guy, that's interesting. Yeah, it's listen to and it's, you know, they want to feel apathy and all that stuff. But here's what I'm saying. When guys want to get into bed with a woman and and they they act, oh, they're all ears and they're head nodding, their head and all that.

8:35🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

8:36🔗 Adam And so there's that element of just like, now they don't realize that's what guys are doing. They just think the guy's attentive. He's listening. You know, he wants to get laid. Then once he realizes he can get laid without the listening, he stops the listening.

8:49🔗 Drew Let me flip around a little bit as a man of passion. And since you're a man with nearly a pulse, that would be nary a pulse. That would be more your issue than mine.

8:59🔗 Adam What issue?

9:01🔗 Drew That issue you're describing of because there's not as much drive, they don't feel they don't feel desired and they know you're not paying attention with the same enthusiasm.

9:11🔗 Adam Yeah, and no, I'm not. No, that's not a personal thing. I'm just saying I'm just saying I was just thinking sort of globally with women. I think they want to feel.

9:22🔗 Drew Because here's what guys do.

9:24🔗 Adam Lust it after.

9:25🔗 Drew Here's what guys do.

9:26🔗 Adam Passionate about it.

9:27🔗 Drew Guys go, all right, it's been 10 years. I've done the listening part for 10 years. We don't have to do that anymore. I just want to get going here.

9:33🔗 Adam Right.

9:33🔗 Drew And now they're like, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, no. No, what do you think I am? I'm a robot? I can't do that.

9:39🔗 Adam Right.

9:39🔗 Drew So that's another source of tension and problem, actually.

9:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:42🔗 Drew So those women feel desired, but they don't feel like they're being listened to, valued, all that stuff.

9:48🔗 Adam Now I know what you mean, but desired is, I'm expanding, expanding desire to more than sexual.

9:56🔗 Drew To value it. How about that?

9:58🔗 Adam Okay. Value. Yeah.

9:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:00🔗 Adam Yes. I just mean the things you do when you're in love with a woman versus the things you do with some tramp at a bar, where you just want to get laid. You know what I mean? All the courting and the listening and all that. That's the stuff they want.

10:14🔗 Drew Oh yes. And Nick just does not sound like that guy.

10:17🔗 Adam No.

10:18🔗 Adam So, Nick.

10:20🔗 Yes.

10:21🔗 Adam So then she had this liaison with the guy and she stayed connected with him via the internet?

10:28🔗 Every day on an email address, mail to web.

10:32🔗 Drew How long have you guys been married?

10:35🔗 Five and a half years.

10:36🔗 Adam And how did you find out about it?

10:39🔗 There was just activity on this mail to web. You know, there's a history on your click down thing on the AOL.

10:47🔗 Drew He found it.

10:48🔗 Adam She must have known you would find that, though, didn't you think?

10:51🔗 Well, she said it was work. And I said, well, you know, we're on it.

10:56🔗 Adam All right. Listen, Nick sounds like a delight. I put Nick on hold because he dropped the S-bomb. Nick's obviously angry.

11:06🔗 Drew Super angry. And I think maybe she's a little tired of it.

11:09🔗 Adam Yeah. And he's kind of a flatliner.

11:12🔗 Drew She's checked. She's a social worker. She's now got a career going.

11:15🔗 Adam She understands he's a social worker, which means she's probably may have come from a little chaos.

11:21🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah. And that, but they may have been treated now. Maybe now this was a choice when she was still more.

11:25🔗 Adam All right, Nick. So I know you're angry, but what does your wife want now? And you cannot use profanity. That's my job.

11:32🔗 All right. Basically she just says, you know, there was a Internet deal. There was no emotional connection.

11:41🔗 Drew What does she want to do now? What does she want to do?

11:44🔗 She said she stopped.

11:45🔗 Drew But she wants to work on your relationship?

11:49🔗 Yeah. Okay. There you go. The trust sector.

11:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you guys have kids?

11:55🔗 Yeah, we have one kid.

11:56🔗 Drew All right. Get past it.

11:57🔗 Adam Well, now you have to get past it.

11:58🔗 Drew There you go.

11:58🔗 Adam Sorry.

12:00🔗 Drew You gave up the right to have resentments.

12:02🔗 And yet you're going to pass it or yeah, it will.

12:06🔗 Drew Well, you have to be willing to let it go.

12:08🔗 Adam Here's the here's the thing, Nick. It's not easy to do. And I don't envy your position. On the other hand, a lot of people been through it, men and women in their life, they get on with it. And next thing you know, everyone's 70. So, you know, here's what you're going to have to do on behalf of your child. I'm not talking about ignorance, sweep it under the rug. But you're going to have to deal with it. And there's going to be, you know, it's going to be some rocky times, and then it'll get past you, and then you'll move on. And it's like anything. It's like a death. It's devastating the first day. It's traumatic the first couple of weeks, and a couple of years goes by. And you never forget about it, but you move on, and you can have a productive life.

12:50🔗 Drew There you go.

12:51🔗 Adam There you go, Nick. But you sort of, you know, looking over her shoulder while she's on the computer is not going to work. I mean, you guys are going to have to work this out.

12:58🔗 Drew You harboring that intensity of anger that we can hear through the radio, they'll be hard to live around.

13:04🔗 Adam Right.

13:04🔗 Drew That won't work either.

13:05🔗 Adam Right.

13:06🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know though. What?

13:10🔗 Adam I mean, here's the other thing. If you can't get over it, you got to break it off.

13:14🔗 Drew You better admit it, yeah.

13:15🔗 Adam Just do it now.

13:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

13:16🔗 Adam Before, you know, it's like, if you're not going to be able to play the season, don't sign up for the team.

13:20🔗 Drew But they have a kid, he wants to make a go of it, fine.

13:23🔗 Adam Wants to make a go of it. But understand then once you decide to make a go of it, you have to make a go of it.

13:29🔗 Drew You give up your right to sort of win the fight. You can't win. You can't be resentful. You can't have vengeance.

13:34🔗 You gotta let go.

13:36🔗 Adam You know what? There is a real freedom in just letting go. Just let it go.

13:41🔗 Drew Yeah, reconnect with the person. First you love in the first place.

13:44🔗 Adam Casey, and thank god the guy's an archeologist. You don't want arena football player. Pictures of a 400 pound guy just banging the bejesus out of her all night. You know what I mean? At least the archeologist. Yeah, guys wearing the khaki shorts and the pith helmet.

14:00🔗 There you go.

14:01🔗 Adam Sure. Well, I'm just saying if you got to pick.

14:03🔗 Drew With the little fan.

14:04🔗 Adam If you got to pick professions, you know what I mean?

14:09🔗 Drew Now paleontologists denotes friends.

14:12🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm just saying you don't want, the guy who's the ultimate fighting guy. Who's an octagon guy or arena football guy.

14:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:20🔗 Adam Or even like, I don't know, professional card shark or something like that. You know, you don't want an attorney or something. You don't want that publicist while they're all gay. But you know what I'm saying?

14:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:31🔗 Adam Archaeologists, about the best you could do in the head sex with my wife department.

14:36🔗 Drew All right.

14:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:36🔗 Drew So he should look at this positively there. Could be much worse. Casey, 23.

14:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:42🔗 What's going on guys?

14:43🔗 Adam Bikers, plural.

14:44🔗 Drew Sure.

14:45🔗 Adam Casey?

14:45🔗 Caller Hello.

14:46🔗 Adam 23?

14:47🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm 23.

14:49🔗 Adam What's up?

14:50🔗 Caller I wanted to ask, like Drew, a question about, like what his views on like spanking show. See, I was like spanked a whole lot when I was a kid. My parents were really bad about that.

15:03🔗 Adam What about it, Drew? I know you don't like spanking.

15:05🔗 Drew Well, some of the things that come out in him, makes you look for ways to find opportunities to rebel against your parents, right? Okay. Did you have that? Yeah, yeah, like that. It makes you feel responsible all the time for everything bad that happens to you, and you expect bad things all the time. In fact, you develop a grandiose posture that you sort of are in control of the whole world. Because when a kid is hit like that, he or she feels responsible for the out-of-control behavior of the parents. I deserve this. I'm a bad person. This needs to happen to me. And guess what? Now you walk into life and you keep recreating that. It also affects your arousal system. So things in sexual relations can tend to head towards aggression and S&M type acting out. And you're going to find piercing and tattooing extremely alluring.

15:57🔗 Is that you, Casey?

15:59🔗 Well, I do a little bit.

16:00🔗 Caller Like, I know you're right on about the, like, I feel like everything is my fault.

16:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:06🔗 Caller Being bad about stuff like that. Because I was in and out of rehab like all the time.

16:12🔗 Adam How do you weed that out of yourself?

16:14🔗 Drew It also affects your ability to regulate emotions. Because you need to be able to read other people's emotions very exquisitely. It's a very developed procedure that we read other people's faces as a way of building emotional systems in ourselves. And when you've been physically abused, you shut down to that. So you end up dependent on emotional regulation that you had at around the age when you were being hit and hit. And if you're attentive towards addiction, I'll be seeing you in my hospital any day now. Because that's the recipe for addiction going out of control.

16:45🔗 Adam So you're saying hit your kids?

16:47🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's it. Yeah.

16:49🔗 Adam I have a... I don't know why this got me thinking on this, Drew. But I was thinking, well, I think when you said smacking the kids around, I think the brothers do a little bit of that on the kids. And could be the problem, could be the reason why there's a few too many of them in the joint right now. Could be connection there. Don't know, you know, no genius and you can't judge. But here's something I was thinking about, Drew, is that pertain to the brother man. I was... we did the Comedy Central roast like a week ago. And I was sitting next to Sarah Silverman and Eddie Griffin. We were just looking around and I've done a few of these roasts before and I noticed that all the guys, the Jewish guys, it's pretty much just black guys and Jewish guys in the roast, you know, and me.

17:35🔗 Drew So by the way, the Jewish men get emotionally abused and intruded upon.

17:40🔗 Adam Right.

17:41🔗 Drew Probably better just what the brother gets.

17:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:43🔗 Drew In reality.

17:44🔗 Adam Yeah, but that's not where I was heading. Here's where I was heading and just dig on this. And please take your sunglasses off, pull your blinders off and just let yourself go. Free yourself, man. Free your brain and dig on what I'm putting down.

17:57🔗 Caller I'm listening.

17:58🔗 Adam I said every time I've done one of your every time I've done one of these rows, the black comics just come up in free format. They just vamp, man. I mean, they go for 20 minutes. And some of it's funny, some of it isn't. But I never seen a guy up there with a piece of paper. Right. And the other comics. Oh, man. Teleprompters loaded up. They have sheets. No, but I mean, these guys were sweating it the whole week and then into the weekend. They are preparing like the guys preparing for an SAT test.

18:29🔗 Drew Right.

18:29🔗 Adam The brothers, they scat and they vamp. And I thought to myself, that's what makes them great improvisers. That's when you see what Michael Jordan does on the basketball court, it's improvisation. It's crazy improvisation.

18:44🔗 Caller Now, the harder you study, the worse you are at that sort of thing.

18:49🔗 Drew I believe that African Americans have, at least, again, Africa is not one genetic population, so it's probably mixes of different things in there, but I believe they have a more advanced ability for expressive language and music, period. And this ain't what I'm talking about. That is an improvisational skill, both those things.

19:06🔗 Adam I'm saying I improvise better than a lot of people because I don't read, I don't prepare, I don't like doing this stuff.

19:12🔗 Drew Maybe this is what all the... Yeah, all the what?

19:15🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

19:16🔗 Drew Maybe that's why you... Maybe that's why you're a brother.

19:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. No. So this does not make for great students.

19:24🔗 Drew No, no.

19:25🔗 Adam Because this means you ain't prepared for the test.

19:26🔗 Drew But if you could be a good student and retain that, then...

19:30🔗 Adam I'm not so sure that works that way.

19:32🔗 Drew Then you're Winston Marsalis.

19:34🔗 Adam Winton.

19:34🔗 Drew Winton Marsalis.

19:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:36🔗 Drew That's what you are then.

19:37🔗 Adam That's what happened.

19:38🔗 Drew That's what happened. You get a genius then.

19:40🔗 Adam So, one point is, is Jews bad dancers, good doctors, blacks good doctors.

19:46🔗 Drew Good accountants, really.

19:47🔗 Adam Linear. Linear. See, and I realize the brother man, brother man is an improviser.

19:53🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

19:53🔗 Adam And that works great if you end up getting on the court or doing stand up or playing jazz trumpet. It's not great when you're trying to enter the white collar world because the man doesn't want you doing that. He wants you to hit the books or maybe it's maybe it's wrong.

20:09🔗 Drew They're so they're so talented. Wait, maybe they're so talented with the improvisation that they get by in the educational systems and never learn those other skills that our education requires.

20:19🔗 Adam I don't know if you're taking a look at any testing lately. True. But no, nice try. But no, no, you can get by. That's the point is, is Eddie Griffin is funny and a good improviser and does not have to spend a weekend working out material.

20:37🔗 Drew Play David Algarve's Germany or Florida.

20:41🔗 Adam Right.

20:41🔗 Drew I mean, just play that. Thank you. That came out of his mouth without any thought.

20:48🔗 Caller Is it Germany?

20:51🔗 Adam You would work to spend a weekend writing this and then f it up.

20:54🔗 Adam Oh, and I look like you get nervous and you screw it up.

20:58🔗 Drew I can get near this.

21:01🔗 Adam You sing it.

21:02🔗 Caller Find out.

21:03🔗 Adam Don't don't like the big ending on this one thing.

21:08🔗 Caller I like a girl with a big butt but fruit in the middle.

21:15🔗 Caller Shock-a-luck.

21:20🔗 Adam Tina?

21:21🔗 Yes? Yes.

21:23🔗 Drew I think that may be why you're such a good improviser.

21:25🔗 Caller Why?

21:27🔗 Drew You have to look at your heritage.

21:28🔗 Adam I might have some brother man in me. Well, it's just not learning to read.

21:32🔗 Drew No, no, I think the hair and the neck rash.

21:35🔗 Adam The neck rash, yeah. I'm looking at that. Tina? All right, twenty-seven?

21:41🔗 Yes.

21:41🔗 Adam What's up?

21:43🔗 I have a question.

21:45🔗 I'm married. For about two years now, me and my husband have decided that we're going to been trying to conceive for the last past year. My husband is on the little bit of a bigger side.

21:58🔗 Drew I think it had to be Anderson.

21:59🔗 Adam Is it Anderson flush in the toilet? Who flushed in the toilet?

22:04🔗 Drew She's in the bathroom, isn't she?

22:05🔗 Adam Did you flush in the toilet?

22:07🔗 No, I mean, my bedroom.

22:08🔗 Adam Anderson did it, but Anderson thinks you're in the bathroom. Are you in the bathroom, Tina?

22:12🔗 No.

22:13🔗 Caller Nice acoustics, honey.

22:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

22:15🔗 I'm in the bedroom.

22:16🔗 Adam All right. You got to get some carpet down.

22:18🔗 Drew And take the tile off the walls.

22:20🔗 All right.

22:21🔗 Adam So, we just...

22:22🔗 Adam Oh, empty room. All right. What's up, baby doll?

22:25🔗 Pretty much.

22:26🔗 Well, we have to use lubrication every time.

22:30🔗 Drew Why?

22:32🔗 I'm sorry?

22:32🔗 Drew How come?

22:33🔗 Adam He's big.

22:34🔗 Yeah. Yeah.

22:36🔗 Well, that's what my girlfriends tell me that he is. I was a virgin when I got married, so...

22:40🔗 Drew I'm trying to interpret what that last comment meant.

22:42🔗 Adam Well, she doesn't have anything to compare it to.

22:44🔗 Drew Yeah, but do her girlfriends all slept with her husband?

22:47🔗 No. I measured him.

22:49🔗 Drew You measured, I see. What is he coming in at?

22:52🔗 Eight.

22:54🔗 Adam Wow.

22:54🔗 Adam Nice.

22:56🔗 Adam I mean, yeah, it's okay. Is that okay? Well, you know.

23:00🔗 Adam Well, they said it was.

23:01🔗 Adam I mean, limp, yeah. Well, Drew, you know how you measure the penis, do you?

23:06🔗 Drew Yes, it comes from behind the anus.

23:08🔗 Adam No, the center of the anus.

23:12🔗 Drew To what, an inch past the tip of the penis?

23:14🔗 Adam Just past the tip.

23:16🔗 Caller Yeah, okay.

23:17🔗 Adam Center of the anus, again, just past the tip.

23:20🔗 Caller Nice.

23:21🔗 Adam Yeah, that's scientific. Yeah, so he's a big guy.

23:25🔗 I measured from the top and out.

23:28🔗 Drew Yeah, that's fine.

23:28🔗 Adam Yeah, well, whatever. I call that cheating. I said it on an inch just to pass the tip. I got a good six and an eighth that way.

23:37🔗 I'll bust you down.

23:39🔗 Anyway, we need lubrication every time when we use it.

23:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:43🔗 And everything has spermicide in it.

23:45🔗 Drew Not everything, no. You just use water-based jelly like KY.

23:49🔗 Well, that's what I found, but it has spermicide in it.

23:52🔗 Drew KY does?

23:54🔗 I looked on the back.

23:56🔗 Adam No.

23:58🔗 Drew There are inert water-based jellies. For that matter, you could use vastly because you're not trying to use a condom or something.

24:04🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing.

24:06🔗 Caller That's all they have is like spermicide.

24:08🔗 Drew No.

24:10🔗 Caller I live in a very small town.

24:12🔗 Adam Yeah. But look, there's got to be some gays there. I mean, that's KY. That's who buys the KY, the gays.

24:19🔗 Caller I'm proud upon that in my town, unfortunately.

24:21🔗 Drew How about Vaseline?

24:23🔗 Adam I thought you weren't supposed to use Vaseline.

24:25🔗 Drew You don't use Vaseline with a condom because it dissolves the condom, but these guys are trying to get pregnant.

24:29🔗 Adam Well, aren't some people allergic to petroleum, Kelly?

24:34🔗 Drew You want to use it. The water-based inert is better.

24:37🔗 Caller I'm just not like, I don't really care for like the oily feeling to it.

24:42🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah. The Latina has a ton of stuff out there. Just go to the grocery store and get it.

24:45🔗 Adam That's what she said she wanted.

24:47🔗 Drew Well, go to a pharmacy.

24:48🔗 Adam When you go to that stuff and it says personal lubricant.

24:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

24:53🔗 Adam That doesn't have spermicide in it unless you get the stuff that says now with spermicide.

24:57🔗 Drew Right. Or it says, you know, when it starts moving towards...

25:00🔗 Adam Nonoxidil-9.

25:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:01🔗 Drew When it moves away from personal lubricant towards used for sex.

25:05🔗 Adam Right.

25:05🔗 Drew You're moving towards nonoxidil-9.

25:07🔗 Adam Yeah. And what's it called?

25:09🔗 Drew Nonoxidil-9.

25:10🔗 Adam Nonoxidil-9.

25:11🔗 Drew Nonoxidil-9.

25:11🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

25:13🔗 Drew And so again, if you're using condoms, do not use the petroleum-based products like Vaseline. But this is a situation where it might be okay. And there's a whole controversy about nonoxidil-9 and HIV and stuff that seems to be settling down. That's probably not a significant issue.

25:26🔗 Adam The petroleum compromises the condom.

25:29🔗 Drew Dissolves it.

25:30🔗 Adam Interesting. Really?

25:31🔗 Adam But dissolves it?

25:32🔗 Adam I mean, apparently weakens it.

25:35🔗 Adam But it would take, it seems like a longer time to see it. Okay.

25:38🔗 Drew Take a break.

25:39🔗 Adam All right. Well, when we come back, okay, starting the question of sexuality. Wants to go straight, eh.

25:46🔗 Adam Vagina swells a week after sex.

25:52🔗 Adam All right, we'll talk to Kayla after this.

25:59🔗 Caller Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

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26:12🔗 Caller Now, back to Loveline.

26:14🔗 Adam Loveline.

26:14🔗 Caller With that call, and Dr. True on Live on O5.

26:17🔗 Caller Hell yeah!

26:18🔗 Adam Get it on! Yeah. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Jared Leto is in here tomorrow night. And Bob Saget from The Aristocrats in here on Thursday night. I want to give a quick plug for my TV program, which is on tonight on Comedy Central 1130. Good show tonight, if I do say so myself. I had Alex Borstein from the Family Guy made her do All the Voices.

26:52🔗 Drew Oh, that's awesome.

26:53🔗 Adam Including Ms. Swan.

26:55🔗 Drew Oh, I love Ms. Swan.

26:56🔗 Adam Everyone loves Ms. Swan from Matt TV. And also did a little movie review tonight.

27:04🔗 Drew You did one?

27:05🔗 Adam Did a little Con Air movie review. Yeah.

27:08🔗 Drew Wow.

27:08🔗 Adam Reviewed Con Air.

27:09🔗 Drew Nice.

27:10🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know if you can do that or not, but we did it.

27:12🔗 Drew Wow, that's cool.

27:13🔗 Adam Yeah. It's awesome. You know what I love about Con Air? They, you know, they do that thing. Here's what they do. They do that thing that they do in all movies where the guy's a great guy, but he's got to go to prison. How does he go to prison for a crime he didn't commit? He's framed. So they frame him or they just get that bad judge. And they do it real fast. They use the gavel. You know, it's like, but you're on your bank. Yeah, right. So here's how they do it. How does this great guy, how does this decorated veteran, how does this great family man, how's he go into, how's he go into the maximum security prison? Well, he kills the man. But how? Well, he can't just jump, he can't just light a hobo on fire. You know what I mean?

27:58🔗 Drew He's got to be saving somebody.

27:59🔗 Adam He's going to be doing something and then something happens.

28:01🔗 Drew Or, or then he gets in jail, sometimes somebody tries to kill him and he accidentally kills that guy and that's it.

28:05🔗 Adam No, no, you just got to get him in the jail. That's the whole thing. So what do they do? He comes back from a desert shield, he's dancing with his wife and then the rednecks come up, hey, they start pushing him around and stuff. He's always does that, I don't want any trouble. And then when he's leaving that night, they're just waiting for him. Now that's, one of the cornerstones to bad movies is people that have scores to settle when there's no score to settle.

28:29🔗 Adam Right.

28:31🔗 Adam What's the beef with the guy that you're going to wait out in the parking lot in the pouring rain? Why are you waiting? Why are we waiting for this guy?

28:38🔗 Drew Well, the guy told me not to fight with him.

28:39🔗 Adam Yeah, he said he didn't want any trouble. He wanted to dance with his wife. All right, so we're going to settle that score. So they're out in the parking lot. They're waiting for him to come out there. And he comes out and they start surrounding him. Same old thing, bust a bottle, waving a busted bottle around. And it's the usual, hey boys, I don't want, and then pow, they jump it. And they beat the crap out of him. And he gets up and he starts fighting back. And then, of course, the one guy pulls the stiletto. Now he's brandished a knife. And he doesn't even use the knife on him. He just gives him a green beret punch in the nose. And he kills the guy because it happens in slow motion, which always means you're dead when things happen in slow motion. There's two things in a movie when you know you're dead. One is when you hit them in slow motion. That's it, when they start falling in slow motion, they're dead. The other time you know you're dead is when you're on the ground and they dutch the camera. They turn the camera. That means you're dead.

29:30🔗 Caller When the camera turns, you're dead.

29:32🔗 Adam When they dutch the camera, you're dead. And when you get hit in slow motion, you're dead.

29:37🔗 Adam Yeah, that's it.

29:38🔗 Adam Rally in life is it's better to get hit in slow motion. But anyway, you're dead. Then they do that thing where, all right, so what happens? 180 people in the bar saw these rednecks come up and pick a fight with this guy. They saw him say he wants no trouble. Then another 10 people saw him go out the parking lot at night and have the guys jump them. Of course, the guy brandishes a knife, pulls a stiletto on him. The guy punches him. He doesn't stab him. He doesn't pull his own knife out. He just punches the guy after he pulls a stiletto, him and his three buddies.

30:06🔗 Drew The guy hits the curb and breaks his head.

30:08🔗 Adam Pulls a stiletto on the guy and then judges gavel.

30:12🔗 Caller Guilty.

30:13🔗 Adam Really?

30:14🔗 Caller That's how it works?

30:16🔗 Adam Guy, you go walking out your car at night, guy jumps on you with a stiletto, you punch him, he dies, you go to jail. That's how it works. Now here's the thing. If they had some balls, they would have done the exact same thing, celebrating with the wife, was raining, was pouring rain, of course. Done the exact same thing, have some balls. Have a couple of drinks, he's celebrating, he just got discharged from the army.

30:37🔗 Drew Have him get a little hostile with somebody.

30:39🔗 Adam No, no, no, no. See, he usually do it. Couple of drinks, pouring rain, driving home with his wife after the bar, windshield wipers, bad wiper, pickup truck. He's been in Iraq, he's not been, you know, to keep after a truck. Sure. God forbid there's a woman in the world that could ever change her wiper place. Barely keep, my wife can barely keep gas in the tank. Anyway, the thing, flipping around, he's driving, it's pouring rain. Old lady steps off the curb.

31:03🔗 Drew There you go.

31:04🔗 Adam Clips her. Now, he's like 0.09, just barely over the limit, vehicular manslaughter. The rules are the rules. You're doing six years.

31:11🔗 Drew Yeah. Perfect.

31:12🔗 Adam Now I buy it. Not a bad guy.

31:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:14🔗 Adam Don't think he's back. Could have happened to anybody. Yeah. See what I'm saying?

31:17🔗 Drew Yes, of course.

31:18🔗 Adam No, but he's got to be in there for no reason. And now I ain't following you for the rest of the movie.

31:23🔗 Drew Right.

31:24🔗 Adam So I've signed off.

31:25🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:25🔗 Adam Checked out. Don't buy it.

31:26🔗 Drew Not good.

31:27🔗 Adam Don't buy it. No, he wouldn't be in there. He would not be here in the first place. Thus, none of this is ever going to happen.

31:32🔗 Drew None of this ass.

31:33🔗 Adam Anything after this point, I'm not buying.

31:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:36🔗 Adam I'm watching this game under protest.

31:39🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. Because you, yeah, you bought the ticket.

31:41🔗 Adam Right. Where am I, Drew? Kayla. Oh, yeah. So anyway, yeah, too late. I'm Corolla on tonight. But I just wanted to give the ticket thing on out because I'm getting a decent audience, but I need my audience.

31:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:54🔗 Adam I need my peeps.

31:55🔗 Drew I know.

31:55🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

31:56🔗 Drew You're a sensitive guy.

31:57🔗 Adam I am sensitive. Yeah. You go to www.one, the numeral one, and then iota.com.

32:06🔗 Drew One iota.com.

32:07🔗 Adam One iota.com.

32:08🔗 Drew Or 866-HEYADAM.

32:10🔗 Adam Call that number.

32:11🔗 Drew There we go.

32:11🔗 Adam All right. Where are we going, Drew?

32:12🔗 Drew Kayla.

32:13🔗 Adam Kayla? Oh, man. Oh, Kayla is right up there with Brittany Angel. No. And what are my, what are my tramp names?

32:25🔗 Drew Are you Brittany?

32:26🔗 Adam No, not Brittany. No, it's it's Angel.

32:29🔗 Drew Brandy.

32:30🔗 Adam Brandy.

32:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:31🔗 Adam Angel. Kayla and oh, what the? Anderson said Susan.

32:41🔗 Adam So I was kidding.

32:42🔗 Adam I was kidding. Oh, OK. OK. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what the hell. All right.

32:46🔗 Drew I'll come up with it.

32:48🔗 Adam Yeah. Kayla.

32:49🔗 Guest Hello. Yeah.

32:51🔗 Adam No, sorry. Tammy.

32:53🔗 Drew Yes.

32:53🔗 Adam Cammy and Cammie.

32:54🔗 Drew Yes.

32:55🔗 Adam Cammie and Cammie.

32:56🔗 Drew Cammie being worse than Tammy.

32:57🔗 Adam You show me a Cammie. I'm going to show you a BJ.

33:02🔗 Drew Don't don't don't.

33:03🔗 Adam No, you know, I'm just saying, if you're going to hold that, it's like once you meet my friends, Kayla and Cammie, you get something. It's all on. Brother, it's on. Yeah, Kayla, that Beatrice.

33:16🔗 Drew Speaking of which, it was at your Pamela Anderson roast. Did she talk? I didn't see.

33:21🔗 Caller Yeah, she gets up.

33:23🔗 Adam Kayla, go ahead.

33:23🔗 Drew She seemed confused.

33:25🔗 Adam She's not a young woman.

33:26🔗 Drew Overwhelmed and confused by the stuff that was coming her way.

33:29🔗 Adam Well, go ahead, sorry. Kayla, go ahead.

33:32🔗 Guest Hi.

33:33🔗 Drew Hi there, Kayla.

33:34🔗 Adam Here we go, baby.

33:35🔗 Guest I'm a big fan of the show.

33:37🔗 Thanks, sweetie pie.

33:38🔗 Adam Thank you.

33:40🔗 Guest Okay. Well, in July of 18th, I recently had sex with my partner and how old is he? He's 16.

33:55🔗 All right.

33:57🔗 Adam Don't trust him.

33:58🔗 Guest A week after that, I was experiencing swelling and it was really irritating. It itched and I wasn't noticing if it smelt, but.

34:13🔗 Drew So you went and saw a doctor and had a pap smear, right?

34:16🔗 Guest I had a pap smear about a year ago.

34:19🔗 Drew I know. That was before this all started happening. So you went to the doctor, had it checked out.

34:23🔗 Guest No, I haven't gone to the doctor yet.

34:25🔗 Drew How come?

34:26🔗 Guest Because I recently just moved to my dad's house.

34:29🔗 Adam Oh, that's a bad sign.

34:30🔗 Guest And he doesn't know about it yet.

34:32🔗 Adam What's up with your mom?

34:34🔗 Guest Me and her don't get along.

34:35🔗 Drew What happened?

34:37🔗 Guest I ran away from her house too much.

34:39🔗 Caller Why?

34:40🔗 Guest Because she's, I'm not allowed to say it on radio, but she's a BITCH, so.

34:48🔗 Drew Does she hit you? Bitch!

34:50🔗 Guest Every once in a while, yes.

34:52🔗 Adam All right. So we got some chaos going on here. No wonder you're acting out sexually at 13.

34:58🔗 Drew Yeah, 13. You listen to this show every night. Don't you hear the awful things that happens to young people that are having sex too?

35:03🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

35:05🔗 Drew Doesn't make you sort of reconsider your choices here?

35:09🔗 Adam No.

35:11🔗 Adam The mandate's too strong. Jew or Asian, by the way? I'm never wrong. Katelyn? You Jewish?

35:16🔗 Adam You Jewish or Asian?

35:17🔗 Guest I'm Caucasian.

35:19🔗 Adam Man. And I'm usually right about almost everything. That one I'm always wrong on. I can't believe it. All right. It's just a white girl, huh?

35:28🔗 Guest Yeah.

35:29🔗 Drew Then with her dad.

35:30🔗 Caller Man.

35:32🔗 Guest Okay.

35:32🔗 Caller I'm trying to set that scene.

35:34🔗 Adam What's your dad do?

35:37🔗 Guest He does a whole lot of things. He doesn't really have a company right now.

35:41🔗 Adam Doing a whole lot of things is bad.

35:42🔗 Drew That does not tell me anything of what he does do.

35:44🔗 Adam He does a whole lot of things. That's a bad sign. You think it's good, but it's bad.

35:49🔗 Guest He's in carpentry.

35:51🔗 Caller No.

35:53🔗 Adam Bad times, baby.

35:54🔗 Drew All right, Katelyn, you need to have this checked out. It could be a sexually transmitted disease. It may just be a yeast infection. It may just be mechanical irritation. But if you're going to be sexually active, you've got to get some birth control, right?

36:06🔗 Guest I was once on birth control. My doctor made a mistake. She thought that I had chlamydia and a small case of yeast infection. But she gave me pills for the chlamydia and she hadn't had the test done yet. And so I went back in about a month later to get my depot. And she said that I didn't have chlamydia.

36:34🔗 Adam Ah, well, that clears that up.

36:36🔗 Drew Well, why did you tell that story?

36:37🔗 Adam Thank you for shedding light on it. Hey, Kayla.

36:40🔗 Guest Yeah.

36:41🔗 Adam I don't care about that story. Listen to me. You're 13. You're not stupid, but you come from a stupid family, and that's going to make you do stupid things.

36:49🔗 Drew Stop having sex. Get this physical problem taken care of. Hopefully it's just a yeast infection.

36:54🔗 Adam Yeah. You're going to have to stop running away. You're going to start to bang your parents. You're going to have to do well in school, and then you go off to college somewhere. You understand me?

37:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:04🔗 Adam I know. I know it's confusing, and it's just going to be easier for you to get pregnant at 16. 16, by the way, the over-under on your pregnancy is 14 and a half at this stage.

37:14🔗 Drew It's the delivery. Delivery is 16.

37:16🔗 Adam 16th Street, three years away. You know what I'm saying?

37:19🔗 Drew Yes. How old were you when you started having sex?

37:23🔗 Adam Second trimester.

37:24🔗 11.

37:25🔗 Drew Oh, my God. Oh, you're going to regret that. I'm sorry, but you're really going to regret having done that. How old was the guy?

37:33🔗 21.

37:34🔗 Drew Oh, put that guy in jail. Have him shot.

37:37🔗 Adam Who was that guy? Who was that guy?

37:42🔗 Caller Ben.

37:43🔗 Drew Ben? Oh, Adam, it was Ben.

37:45🔗 Adam I'm going to get my ear full when I see him tonight.

37:47🔗 Drew Yeah. He's one of the names you pick for pedophiles, too.

37:51🔗 Adam No.

37:51🔗 Drew Just the way you have Cammie and Tammy for stripper.

37:54🔗 Adam I had the luck. I didn't mean what's a guy's first thing.

38:01🔗 Drew I mean, how did you meet him?

38:03🔗 Adam Yeah, when I say who was he, I mean-

38:05🔗 Caller What does he do?

38:06🔗 Guest He was my friend's cousin.

38:09🔗 Drew Okay.

38:09🔗 Adam All right. Listen, Kayla, this is albino white trash. You understand? Don't ruin your life, baby.

38:18🔗 Drew Translucent.

38:19🔗 Adam Translucent.

38:20🔗 Drew It's unfair to the albinos. Come on.

38:22🔗 Adam Yes. Opaque white trash. Just light passes through you. You're such white trash. Not you, your family. You understand?

38:30🔗 Drew Well, but she's adopting the-

38:31🔗 Adam Well, why get into it? Why do that? I mean, look, sweetie, you watch TV shows, you see successful people. Why? Why? Why?

38:41🔗 Adam Why do it?

38:42🔗 Adam I know you're a girl, you're on autopilot, but what? You got a brain.

38:45🔗 Caller Don't do it.

38:47🔗 Guest I'm going to. I've I've been diagnosed with a few things like what? A d d, a doll, a d d.

38:57🔗 Drew OK, is anyone have adult a d d when you're 13?

39:01🔗 Adam Well, when you lose your virginity at 11, you're going to have it at 13. Besides, I believe she said she was Jewish. And in the Jewish religion, a 13, the bat mitzvah.

39:10🔗 Drew She's a woman. Yes.

39:10🔗 Adam Yes. She's a woman.

39:11🔗 Drew That's adult a d d.

39:13🔗 Adam Not Jewish.

39:13🔗 Drew What?

39:14🔗 Adam I'm never wrong about it. I can't believe it.

39:17🔗 Guest I'm white.

39:19🔗 Drew OK, I've never met a white Jew of you.

39:21🔗 Adam I've met a North American striped Jew, but I've never met the elusive white Jew. So listen, Kayla, Kayla, baby, they get on birth control. I guess here's what I'm here's here's the deal. I am on. I'm no longer it. I am not building double hulled tankers. I am on oil cleanup and containment now. You've already run. You've already hit the rocks.

39:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

39:47🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying? I'm just trying to contain the things so the penguins don't die in the sound.

39:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

39:52🔗 Guest The thing is, my dad expects me to be goody goody.

39:56🔗 Drew Yeah, well, we do, too.

39:58🔗 Guest I need to be on birth control. He'll be like, why?

40:01🔗 Drew Why don't you go to Planned Parenthood?

40:03🔗 Adam Go to Planned Parenthood.

40:03🔗 Drew Go to Planned Parenthood and get it set up on your own if you need to. In some states you can do that, but Caleb, please just stop.

40:10🔗 Adam Look, are we ever... Let me ask you this, Drew.

40:13🔗 Drew What?

40:14🔗 Adam Are we ever going to make any goddamn progress as a society until we start reaching the Kalas of the world?

40:20🔗 Drew No.

40:20🔗 Adam No matter what color their skin is, no matter what their ethnicity is, we know they're on a collision course. Not every single one of them, you effing retards, stupid politicians with your, well, there's a success story.

40:33🔗 Caller Yeah, there's a success story, one in every billion. What if you treated anything else like that?

40:39🔗 Adam What if you treated airport security like that? Well, there's a success story for every 7,000 terrorists that make it through. There's a success story of us stopping one. Would these numbers work in any business model? Would they work in any form of public transportation? Sure, for every 7,000 buses that break down, one of them does run on time.

41:00🔗 Caller Do you know what I'm talking about? Of course there's a success story.

41:03🔗 Adam Of course Oprah can get screwed with and end up owning the world. Yeah, but there's 500,000 of her on welfare for every one of her, you idiots. Do we ever have a chance to repair the society until we focus on this?

41:18🔗 Drew Oh, are you talking about profiling then? How dare you?

41:21🔗 Adam Oh, we cannot judge. Or you're judging.

41:23🔗 Adam No, no. You're judging other people. Yes, you never know. Pussy politician retard.

41:28🔗 Drew It's all just a function of the social environments. Our fault that they're really are.

41:32🔗 Adam I know. Look, we ever have a chance to stop the teenage pregnancy problem, to stop the welfare problem, to stop the drug problem, to stop the crime problem, to stop the dependency on substance problem, to stop the prison crowding, to stop the abuse problem? Is there any chance of ever making a dent on any of this stuff as long as we just let the Kalas just run wild in the world? Treat her. She's the same as an Ace student. Nobody wants to get to her. Nobody wants to get the birth control. No one wants to get the counseling. Just go right ahead, baby.

42:05🔗 Drew You can't judge.

42:06🔗 Caller Impossible to judge.

42:07🔗 Adam What the F are the politicians doing?

42:10🔗 Caller What do they do?

42:13🔗 Adam What do they do? This is the only problem you need to focus on. You know why? Because this is the genesis of all problems.

42:22🔗 Drew I know.

42:23🔗 Adam That's right. I'm sicking.

42:25🔗 Adam You're all sicking.

42:25🔗 Drew It goes into things like parenting. We can't possibly get involved with that.

42:29🔗 Adam No. But we can be up your ass for everything, every single thing else.

42:33🔗 Drew Yes.

42:34🔗 Adam We can force you to put a front license plate on your car. You can have a drop five grand worth of permits. You want to put a garage edition on. You can do everything. And that whole part where it's like, well, yeah, it's a slippery slope and the government gets involved. The government gets involved. They already take one third to one half of all the money you make. Get involved. Get involved.

42:58🔗 Caller I give them 45 bucks for every 100 bucks I make. Get involved. I think they're involved.

43:03🔗 Drew But they let you do whatever you want to your house.

43:05🔗 Caller Sure. I can grow a pot plant in my back.

43:07🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute.

43:08🔗 Drew You could put a edition on your garage.

43:10🔗 Caller Oh, no, I can't.

43:11🔗 Adam I have to go check with them first.

43:12🔗 Drew You could.

43:13🔗 Adam No, I have to pay them and check with them.

43:15🔗 Caller And then they can say no.

43:16🔗 Drew You could drive your car without a front license plate. No, no.

43:20🔗 Adam Get involved. Get involved.

43:23🔗 Caller Get involved.

43:25🔗 Drew I know, really, if the Minutemen of 1770 had any idea what the modern man would put up with.

43:33🔗 Adam If we brought those founding fathers and those Minutemen, they would just put their toe on their musket trigger and just blow their goddamn heads off, it'd be three-corner hats flying everywhere.

43:42🔗 Drew This is what we created?

43:43🔗 Caller This is it?

43:44🔗 Drew Huzzah!

43:45🔗 Caller Huzzah!

43:46🔗 Adam I say, and I say, good day! Sir, all right, let's take a break, we'll be back.

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44:21🔗 Adam Yeah, baby!

44:22🔗 Adam That's what I'm talking about.

44:24🔗 Adam A little show called Love Line. Drew, let's even get to some phone calls. Roy.

44:29🔗 Yes.

44:30🔗 Adam 25, stuck hand in concrete three years ago.

44:33🔗 Drew What do you mean?

44:35🔗 Well, I was on a job and I was trying to put some forms together and when we got to the point where we were filling it with concrete, a part of it blew out and I was trying to move really fast. I did have my gloves on and I was trying to scoop it back up into the forms.

44:57🔗 Adam A lot of line in there.

44:58🔗 Caller Ever since then, I tried to clean it off really good but it just started drying up and cracking and bleeding and all that.

45:06🔗 Adam What about it, Drew, but three years ago?

45:09🔗 Caller Right, I was trying to keep lotion and it...

45:12🔗 Adam Drew, what happens? Then that becomes like a permanent thing, right?

45:17🔗 Drew It's a chronic dermatitis at least, but there may be ways they can deal with that, I mean with the various kinds of steroid creams and injections possible.

45:22🔗 Adam But it's not going to be just about moisturizing.

45:24🔗 Drew Oh, no, no, no, you need some heavy duty interventions.

45:27🔗 Adam Right, so you need to go to the gynecologist.

45:28🔗 Drew Dermatologist.

45:29🔗 Adam Dermatologist, yeah, try that. Chris.

45:33🔗 Caller Yes.

45:34🔗 Adam You're 29, you're gay?

45:35🔗 Caller Yes.

45:36🔗 Adam You're starting to question your sexuality?

45:38🔗 Caller Yes, I've been gay for as long as I can remember. And my first experience was when I was 12. But lately for about the past year, year and a half, I've been questioning that maybe I might be straight.

45:50🔗 Drew Why, what makes you think so?

45:52🔗 Caller I find black women extremely attractive.

45:57🔗 Adam Stay down with that, yeah.

45:59🔗 Oh no, you didn't.

46:02🔗 Adam You like those big long nails with the unicorns on them?

46:05🔗 Caller No.

46:06🔗 Oh no, you didn't.

46:07🔗 Drew What's your question?

46:08🔗 Caller Well, my question is that could there have been something that happened earlier in my youth that may have led me to be gay, strictly gay?

46:17🔗 Adam Yes, it could have got molested.

46:19🔗 Drew Yes, there are environmental things that make you sort of ambivalent or confused or frankly gay, but it sounds like you'd have-

46:24🔗 Caller It's been 18 years, though, and if you're straight, though, wouldn't you have come out earlier than that? I don't know if it's-

46:32🔗 Drew No.

46:32🔗 Adam Here's the thing, if you want to and if you're attracted to black women-

46:38🔗 Drew Go ahead and go out with them.

46:38🔗 Adam Go out with a black woman.

46:40🔗 Drew See how you feel, but the fact is you may have some confusion about your sexual identity and that might be better suited to a little bit of treatment also while you try these things out.

46:47🔗 Adam Well, therapy wouldn't hurt. Here's the deal. Don't get anyone pregnant. Don't get AIDS. Don't get the Hep C.

46:52🔗 Drew Real quick again.

46:53🔗 Adam Don't get married and do your thing.

46:54🔗 Drew Sexual abuse under the age of 12 can screw with your compass and make it difficult for you to know what you are. Some men could end up being gay. Some men continue to be heterosexual, but some are just confused and you seem to be in that confused category.

47:05🔗 Adam All right. Drew's all three.

47:06🔗 Drew We'll take a quick break.

47:07🔗 Adam We'll be right back after this.

47:09🔗 Caller All right, guys. Here's the deal.

47:11🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:14🔗 Adam One call is all you need to make.

47:16🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:17🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:19🔗 Caller Call the Dateline. Live 105.

47:49🔗 Adam Yeah, Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Yeah.

47:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:00🔗 Adam I'll tell you what.

48:01🔗 Drew What? Gotta get it on?

48:03🔗 Adam It's time to get it on. Gotta get it on. No choice but to get it on. All right, Drew, you ready to go?

48:08🔗 Drew I'm ready to go.

48:09🔗 Adam Jared Leto's coming in here tomorrow night.

48:11🔗 Drew Bob Saget, iced tea?

48:13🔗 Adam Bob Saget, iced tea. That just sounds like a drink. You have the Bob Saget iced tea like, you know, they have the Arnold Palmer. That's the iced tea and the lemonade.

48:27🔗 Drew Sure.

48:27🔗 Adam That's Arnold Palmer.

48:28🔗 Drew Nice.

48:28🔗 Adam You know that one?

48:29🔗 Drew I like that, yeah.

48:29🔗 Adam Yeah, it's good. It's a nice one. Then I think Jimmy invented one called the Tiger Woods. That's half diet coke, half regular coke.

48:38🔗 Drew Oh, nice.

48:39🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

48:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:42🔗 Drew How about mixing the Splenda and the NutraSweet?

48:46🔗 Adam That's stupid.

48:47🔗 Drew Who would that be?

48:48🔗 Adam No, that doesn't make sense. You got to mix the liquids, not the powders. True. Come on, buddy.

48:53🔗 Drew Well, it's sweet, but it's not sweet.

48:54🔗 Adam Learn to improvise, buddy. Yeah, so you got the Tiger Woods, which is the diet coke and the regular coke, and then you got the Bob Saget iced tea.

49:03🔗 Drew Nice.

49:04🔗 Adam I would say that's just a regular iced tea with like a shot of vermouth.

49:08🔗 Drew There you go.

49:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

49:09🔗 Drew Yeah. Hidden. It's hidden in there.

49:11🔗 Adam The kids love vermouth.

49:13🔗 One of the Tiger Woods would be like half coke and half Climato.

49:16🔗 Caller Or do they drink that in Asia?

49:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know what you're saying. It seems like it seems like it needs Saki and Coke.

49:24🔗 Caller Or Saki. There you go, Drew.

49:26🔗 Adam Yeah. But that the point is, is they really drink this. I mean, they'll order it. You know what I mean? They're not interested in, you know, Beef Motto and Tab. You know, they're not actually order it.

49:37🔗 Drew Jimmy. Well, yeah.

49:38🔗 Adam If you think about it, diet Coke, just.

49:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:43🔗 Adam Well, diet Coke's a little. All right. It's diet Coke and a regular Coke's a little much sometimes.

49:48🔗 Drew That's right.

49:50🔗 Adam I think if you did 50 50 on diet Coke and regular Coke, taste pretty good.

49:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:53🔗 Adam I mean, just, you know, get half the calories.

49:55🔗 Drew Sure.

49:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

49:56🔗 Drew Good times.

49:57🔗 Adam Why not?

49:58🔗 Drew Why not?

49:59🔗 Adam OK. It's like drinking half calf coffee.

50:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Like half calf coffee.

50:03🔗 Drew Jessica, 20.

50:04🔗 Adam Who thought half drinks, half coffee?

50:06🔗 Drew Help.

50:07🔗 Adam Jessica?

50:08🔗 Hello?

50:08🔗 Adam 20?

50:10🔗 Yeah.

50:10🔗 Drew What's up?

50:12🔗 I am really curious about if my vibrator has caused me to not have an orgasm through intercourse.

50:22🔗 Drew Is that something that used to happen and doesn't now that you've introduced the vibrator?

50:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:28🔗 Drew Well, there's a little correlation. Is there any other things going on in your life, biologically? You want any birth control pills or medication?

50:35🔗 I've been on birth control pills for a couple of years.

50:38🔗 Drew And how long have you had this problem?

50:42🔗 Since, actually more like five months.

50:45🔗 Drew And have you changed birth control pills?

50:47🔗 No.

50:49🔗 Drew All right. So we were, I think, reasonable to think that it's the vibrator. How about in your relationship? Has this been with one guy the whole time?

50:57🔗 Yeah.

50:58🔗 Drew Is that relationship going OK? No.

51:01🔗 Adam No?

51:02🔗 Drew Well, I'd be inclined to put more emphasis on that than the vibrator.

51:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Here's the thing, too. When you're 20 and your relationship's not going too well, how long have you been with him?

51:15🔗 Caller A year and a half.

51:16🔗 Adam A year and a half? It's not going well? Might be time to move on.

51:20🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

51:21🔗 Adam Why is it not going well?

51:24🔗 Caller I really don't know.

51:26🔗 Drew Well, describe what it is.

51:28🔗 Adam Oh, shut up. Just shut up. Just go do whatever you want.

51:31🔗 Drew She must be an abuse survivor here because you're abusing her. She's evoked that from you.

51:35🔗 Adam No, I know.

51:36🔗 Caller She must be.

51:37🔗 Adam Really?

51:37🔗 Caller Yeah. Check with it.

51:38🔗 Adam I'll check, but true.

51:39🔗 Drew She's a little physical abuse.

51:40🔗 Adam Okay, but.

51:41🔗 Drew What's the matter? Just enough to evoke it in you.

51:43🔗 Adam Oh, you're probably right. But she didn't sound angry.

51:47🔗 Drew No, that'd be a sexual abuse. Hold on.

51:49🔗 Adam Here's all I'm saying, Drew. You know, when you say to someone like, well, you know, they make the proclamation. Some relationship's not going well. And you go, well, what's not going well about it? They go, I really don't know. Yeah. That's great radio. Fantastic. Thanks for calling the show, idiot. What the F's that mean? I really, what am I gonna do? Squeeze you like a bar rag? And here's the thing. You really don't know? Good, pow, you're gone. Fine. You don't know? Well, I guess we can't get anywhere then.

52:18🔗 Drew We certainly can if you don't have the intelligent.

52:20🔗 Adam I don't have a crystal ball, so you don't know. So there's nothing we can do. So we're just going back long enough to find out whether she was abused in any way to see if that's what made me angry. Jessica?

52:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:30🔗 Adam Ever abused in any way?

52:32🔗 Caller Physically?

52:36🔗 Caller Not really.

52:38🔗 Drew Does that get you?

52:39🔗 Adam Well that's when you're angry. You have to give the three Mississippi before every answer to make everyone feel uncomfortable.

52:45🔗 Drew So doesn't that confirm my belief?

52:46🔗 Adam Yeah, but not physically abused, so she says.

52:49🔗 Drew Not really. Have you been physically abused?

52:52🔗 Caller Not by any family or anything like that, no.

52:55🔗 Drew Well, who did abuse you?

52:56🔗 Adam Well, no, no, forget it, because she'll never say, you have to keep fishing around. We don't care. What about sexual abuse?

53:03🔗 Caller No.

53:04🔗 Adam Okay. You're gone. Well, not abuse. There you go. Look, here's the deal, everybody. You guys are like a crappy book with no pictures and a cover that the dog vomited on. You think I'm going to reach for you?

53:21🔗 Caller F off.

53:22🔗 Caller You don't want to talk?

53:23🔗 Adam Good. Go F yourself. Fantastic. We don't have to talk. You're trying to entice me into talking. You're like, oh, not by a family member. Drew, what do you think?

53:34🔗 Drew Let's try to figure that out.

53:36🔗 Adam A neighbor, perhaps?

53:37🔗 Drew Maybe Zeus.

53:38🔗 Adam Camp counselor?

53:39🔗 Drew Apollo.

53:40🔗 Caller The mythical Greek character?

53:42🔗 Drew Visited Knight, yes.

53:43🔗 Caller From Greek mythology?

53:44🔗 Caller Yes.

53:45🔗 Adam Interesting. Came down from Mount Olympus?

53:47🔗 Drew Of course.

53:47🔗 Caller He just visited her.

53:50🔗 Adam All right. Who cares?

53:52🔗 Caller Rachel?

53:54🔗 Adam Here's the rules, everybody. We ask questions, you talk and give answers. You don't want to do that? Go after yourself.

54:00🔗 Drew Rachel?

54:02🔗 Guest Adam.

54:03🔗 Adam Corolla. Yeah. What's happening, baby doll?

54:08🔗 Guest Um, okay. I'm 15 and-

54:10🔗 Caller Mount Olympus!

54:12🔗 Adam That's what Hercules would yell, Mount Olympus, when he was going to Mount Olympus.

54:16🔗 Drew He's talking about a 1963 cartoon.

54:20🔗 Caller Mount Olympus!

54:23🔗 Adam Like I yell North Hollywood when I'm going home. Go ahead, Rachel, sir.

54:28🔗 Guest Okay. Um, in the last five weeks, I have been with six guys and I've given them oral packs.

54:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

54:35🔗 Guest Yeah. And-

54:36🔗 Drew Why?

54:36🔗 Adam Well- Six guys and five wakes.

54:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:41🔗 Drew Why?

54:42🔗 Guest Uh, because I want to.

54:44🔗 Drew Why?

54:46🔗 Guest Because I like to.

54:48🔗 Adam All right.

54:50🔗 Guest Okay. And, um, what happened was I started getting, like, kind of weird, like, ulcer things in the back of my throat, but they don't even hurt. And then I started getting, like, fevers and stuff. And I was wondering if that's, like, an STD.

55:04🔗 Adam Could be. Where do you, where do you meet these guys?

55:09🔗 Guest Parties and stuff.

55:10🔗 Adam Parties. And, and, all right, do you have crushes on any of these guys?

55:16🔗 Guest No.

55:17🔗 Adam No.

55:17🔗 Drew How dare you?

55:18🔗 Adam No, but wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, I would think you would like at least one of them.

55:24🔗 Guest Um, no.

55:27🔗 Adam No, you don't, you didn't want to, like, go out on a date with one of them or see another one, one of them again?

55:33🔗 Guest No, I just, I just liked it for, like, one night.

55:36🔗 Drew Were you drinking when you, when you're drinking when you did this?

55:39🔗 Guest What?

55:40🔗 Drew Were you drinking when you did this?

55:42🔗 Guest Um, twice I was, but all other times I wasn't.

55:45🔗 Drew Do you, doing anything besides alcohol?

55:48🔗 Guest No. What?

55:50🔗 Drew No.

55:51🔗 Adam Do, do your friends do this?

55:53🔗 Caller No.

55:55🔗 Adam Does it, does it, yeah, does it seem strange that you're the only one is doing this in your, in your group?

56:02🔗 Guest Um, yeah, I know I'm the whore in the group.

56:04🔗 Drew Does it make you feel good about yourself?

56:07🔗 Guest Yeah.

56:08🔗 Drew It makes you feel good about yourself?

56:11🔗 Caller What?

56:12🔗 Drew Does it make you feel good about yourself?

56:15🔗 Guest Yeah.

56:17🔗 Adam Being the whore of the group.

56:19🔗 Guest I just, yeah, I just enjoy guys.

56:23🔗 Adam Okay.

56:23🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:24🔗 Adam And are these guys your age?

56:26🔗 Caller Um, kind of.

56:28🔗 Adam How old is the oldest one?

56:31🔗 Guest 22.

56:32🔗 Adam Oh, what a delight.

56:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

56:35🔗 Drew So you're getting, you're getting abused.

56:37🔗 Adam All right.

56:37🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, that's sexual abuse in the eyes of the law and God, your parents and Drew.

56:43🔗 Drew Rape.

56:44🔗 Caller Rape.

56:46🔗 Adam So, Rachel.

56:47🔗 Guest Yeah.

56:48🔗 Adam Seems to us like you're acting out.

56:51🔗 Drew Have you been depressed lately?

56:53🔗 Guest I'm not really. I kind of am acting out because my parents are really Christian. So I try to get away from them.

57:00🔗 Adam Yeah. Payback time, daddy.

57:03🔗 Drew And you said you went.

57:04🔗 Adam Seeing hell.

57:05🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah. So this is, this is not going to make you feel good about yourself, Rachel, ultimately. I don't know.

57:11🔗 Guest I'm kind of regretting it because I think I might have an STD and I don't know.

57:15🔗 Drew Well, you got to get checked out. You certainly might.

57:17🔗 Adam Well, STD.

57:19🔗 Adam Why?

57:20🔗 Guest Because my pantheic system doesn't often take me.

57:23🔗 Adam Look, you just go to play in parenthood.

57:25🔗 Adam They go to play in parenthood.

57:27🔗 Drew Why would you, wait, wait, why wouldn't you do that?

57:32🔗 Adam Well, listen, listen, genius.

57:33🔗 Drew Well, okay, you get a nice abscess back there and get arthritis from the gonorrhea. And they take you to the hospital and then they'll announce it in front of everybody when you have complications.

57:42🔗 Adam Oh, the GA system. Here's the thing, Rachel, where do you get arthritis?

57:47🔗 Drew Gonorrhea, gonorrhea gives arthritis.

57:48🔗 Adam Your bones?

57:51🔗 Drew No, they're monoarticular. This one joint at a time, they could swell up like crazy.

57:54🔗 Adam Just elbow, elbow, around, around where it is.

57:57🔗 Drew Typically knee, elbow, wrist travels down there. No, yeah, the bacteria actually goes.

58:01🔗 Adam Hey, Rachel, here's the deal, baby doll. You can't have it both ways. You can't be old enough to give oral to half of Orange County and be too young and naive to take yourself over to the clinic. Okay. You understand? Look, here's the thing. If you want to act like an adult and given six guys oral in five weeks time, I should say is acting like an adult. Where are those adults? Where were they?

58:30🔗 Drew They're prostitutes.

58:30🔗 Adam The point is you're acting like an adult, fine. Now you have to go take care of, clean up your mess. You got to go to Planned Parenthood. Get yourself over there. Believe me, if you're motivated, you can do anything you want.

58:43🔗 Drew This could be herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, a lot of different things.

58:47🔗 Adam All right. And then stop it. Look, you want to get back at your parents, be successful and then abuse them on the radio. I mean, you know what I'm saying. Know what I'm saying?

58:59🔗 Drew Yes. Please take care of yourself.

59:02🔗 Adam That's all you have to do. It's payback time now, baby. Yeah. That's the sound it makes. She's giving them moral. Where do you want to go, Drew?

59:13🔗 Drew I was thinking that five has been on hold for 80 minutes. All right.

59:17🔗 Adam Let's talk to five. Jason?

59:20🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

59:21🔗 Adam What's up?

59:23🔗 Caller I just want to thank you guys. You were sharing your parents to me at a vulnerable stage and through five years of therapy and almost there. So thank you for that. That's about it.

59:35🔗 Adam Thanks, Jason. Well, that's all I want to say.

59:39🔗 Caller Well, no, I'm still there.

59:40🔗 Adam All right.

59:40🔗 Drew Good times.

59:41🔗 Adam Well, thanks. You know, it's our pleasure.

59:43🔗 Caller Yeah, Adam, you were sort of a captain of my anger, Drew. You're sort of my sensibility.

59:48🔗 Drew Captain of my anger.

59:51🔗 Caller So, yeah, I always hear you guys arguing in my head that there's certain hard points of life. So that's good times. Thanks.

1:00:00🔗 Drew Well done.

1:00:01🔗 Adam Well, God bless you. Keep up with the therapy.

1:00:04🔗 Drew And no one would ever want to be you or me.

1:00:08🔗 Adam No.

1:00:08🔗 Drew But to be a mix of us. Yeah.

1:00:12🔗 Adam Yeah. That's decent. That's why, Mrs. We gotta be us. We don't get to mix us. Maybe if we rained on the hole and jumped and smashed into each other. During the break.

1:00:21🔗 Drew During the break. During the break.

1:00:22🔗 Adam Joseph?

1:00:24🔗 Yeah.

1:00:25🔗 Adam You're 20?

1:00:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:27🔗 Adam What's up?

1:00:29🔗 Caller Well, OK, I could.

1:00:32🔗 Caller When I'm masturbated, I could finish. But when I'm with a girl, I can't. I'll go for like hours at a time.

1:00:38🔗 Adam Hmm.

1:00:39🔗 Drew How how many times has this happened frequently with the girl?

1:00:42🔗 Caller Ever since I began started having sex.

1:00:45🔗 Drew And well, how many times have you had sex since you began having sex?

1:00:47🔗 Caller Oh, a bunch.

1:00:50🔗 Drew More than more than 50?

1:00:53🔗 Caller Oh, no.

1:00:54🔗 Drew More than 20?

1:00:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:58🔗 Drew Turn your radio off, please.

1:01:00🔗 Caller All right. Hold on. Who?

1:01:03🔗 Drew What the hell was that?

1:01:06🔗 Adam Tuna fish?

1:01:07🔗 Drew I was gonna say, it sounded like it was a reptile or something. So sort of like.

1:01:09🔗 Adam I ate some tuna.

1:01:10🔗 Drew Oh, oh.

1:01:11🔗 Adam All right.

1:01:12🔗 Adam Oh my God.

1:01:13🔗 Adam You smell that?

1:01:13🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:01:14🔗 Adam Can you smell it?

1:01:16🔗 Adam Are you smelling it?

1:01:17🔗 Drew No. No. Can't smell it.

1:01:19🔗 Adam Can you smell it?

1:01:19🔗 Caller I can't smell it.

1:01:21🔗 Adam Joseph?

1:01:21🔗 Drew Seriously?

1:01:22🔗 Adam Yeah, my dog blew gas tonight and my wife is like, Molly farted. I'm like, yeah, all right. And then she picked up a pillow, throw a pill and start fainting at me and goes, you see, you see, how do you like it? I was like, what is this? I got to go to work. I'll then come home to the dog farting on me. And I didn't smell the dog farting. So you got to blow it on me. You see how you like it? See how you like it? See what it's like?

1:01:45🔗 Drew Retributional payback.

1:01:47🔗 Adam And pain, pain me back. Everyone's got to pay me back.

1:01:51🔗 Drew Your farts don't smell though.

1:01:52🔗 Adam Not usually.

1:01:53🔗 Drew Oh, you've given her some good ones though, I bet.

1:01:55🔗 Adam Well, you hang around with me long enough.

1:01:57🔗 Drew Yeah, well that burp is still going around.

1:01:58🔗 Caller I taste it.

1:02:00🔗 Adam Hey, it's in me. What do you think?

1:02:01🔗 Adam How do you think I feel?

1:02:02🔗 Drew I feel like you vomited in my mouth. Really, that's what it's like.

1:02:06🔗 Adam French vomit. Joseph?

1:02:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:09🔗 Adam OK, so we're just on minute number 10 of Drew trying to guess how many times you've had sex.

1:02:15🔗 Drew It's around 20 or 30.

1:02:16🔗 Adam 50 is too much, 20 is too low.

1:02:17🔗 Drew So basically you've never had a girlfriend?

1:02:19🔗 Caller No, I've had a few girlfriends.

1:02:22🔗 Drew That you didn't have sex with regularly? All right, well you need a girlfriend that you really kind of work it out with.

1:02:28🔗 Caller OK.

1:02:29🔗 Drew Because this business of being anxious and not really under knowing the person well and a lot of awkwardness and pressure on. Yeah, people either ejaculate too quickly or not at all or under just it's always uncomfortable.

1:02:42🔗 Adam Well, the other thing too is you've beaten off 13,000 times for every one time you've been in a woman.

1:02:50🔗 Drew Times 25. Yeah, that's it. 25 to 13,000.

1:02:52🔗 Adam So what's your penis used to?

1:02:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:55🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

1:02:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:58🔗 Adam It's like it's like a sport. It's like your penis spends all day every day since age 13 in the batting cage. And then once you know why can't hit a golf ball. Right. You've got to go out to the driving range. You got to pick up a club and put down the bat. That's all you do. Plus, like we've talked about and it's been a little while, guys get into that weird thing where they get in their own weird masturbatorial thing sometimes. Here's a shove it between the mattress in the box spraying, to hump the beanbag chair, do it in the shower, whatever. You're standing up, the water's running on your back or you're humping the side of the mattress. Then all of a sudden you're in a woman, totally different position, totally different sensation, right?

1:03:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:46🔗 Adam Now, for some guys and I would say the marginal majority of guys, that makes them go faster because it's that much more exciting and that much more sensitive.

1:03:57🔗 Drew Right.

1:03:58🔗 Adam But there's a percentage of guys where it's almost confusing.

1:04:01🔗 Caller Yes.

1:04:02🔗 Adam And it's usually one or the other. Seventy five percent of the guys are like, oh, the real thing, this pout.

1:04:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:10🔗 Adam Gone. Done. But 25 percent are like, this isn't the box spring.

1:04:14🔗 Drew What's going on here? Wait a minute.

1:04:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:17🔗 Adam Now, you've done this 10,000 times. Now I'm doing it this way.

1:04:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:20🔗 Adam Well, apply that principle to anything. Are you going to be any good at it? Is it going to work? Are you going to get the desired outcome? It's great radio, Drew, when you know.

1:04:31🔗 Drew I agree. I agree.

1:04:33🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Do we talk to this guy?

1:04:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:34🔗 Adam Joseph, that's enough.

1:04:36🔗 Guest All right.

1:04:37🔗 Drew Oh, I just lost them, too, those.

1:04:39🔗 Adam What position? How do you masturbate?

1:04:42🔗 Guest Stand it up.

1:04:44🔗 Adam Oh, we'll see. There you go.

1:04:46🔗 Drew Bad times.

1:04:47🔗 Adam You go standing up when you have sex, you're on your belly.

1:04:50🔗 Drew Or whatever.

1:04:51🔗 Adam Or whatever. But you're not standing up.

1:04:54🔗 Caller All right. OK.

1:04:56🔗 Drew All right.

1:04:57🔗 Adam Drew, is everyone in this country an idiot?

1:05:00🔗 Drew Yeah, well, almost.

1:05:02🔗 Adam You think so?

1:05:03🔗 Drew Well, yeah. If you're listening to this show, you have to be.

1:05:06🔗 Adam Really?

1:05:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:07🔗 Adam We're not listening. Calling in.

1:05:10🔗 Drew Well, you don't know that.

1:05:11🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:05:12🔗 Adam All right.

1:05:14🔗 Adam Let's talk to you.

1:05:15🔗 Drew You have to be listening to call.

1:05:16🔗 Adam You start dispatching information, be like.

1:05:19🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:05:21🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:05:23🔗 Caller Yes.

1:05:25🔗 Drew Lactator.

1:05:26🔗 Caller Mm.

1:05:27🔗 Adam Lactamator.

1:05:28🔗 Caller Mm.

1:05:33🔗 Drew Mina.

1:05:33🔗 Caller You're queer.

1:05:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:35🔗 Caller What's up?

1:05:36🔗 Caller Um, so about a year ago, I lost my virginity to a lesbian.

1:05:44🔗 Drew And did you know she was a lesbian at the time?

1:05:47🔗 Caller I knew she was lesbian at the time, yeah. And like, I come from like a family where it's like, like having sex is basically like the worst thing you could ever do in your life.

1:05:56🔗 Drew Why?

1:05:56🔗 Caller Like before you're married.

1:05:58🔗 Drew Well, because.

1:05:59🔗 Adam Religion.

1:06:00🔗 Caller Yeah, because of religion.

1:06:01🔗 Drew What's the religion?

1:06:03🔗 Caller Uh, orthodox.

1:06:04🔗 Drew Orthodox.

1:06:06🔗 Caller Coptic orthodox.

1:06:08🔗 Drew Coptic orthodox.

1:06:08🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah. Because when you say orthodox, you immediately think Coptic. Yeah, we didn't need to say Coptic.

1:06:14🔗 Drew It's the only orthodox out there.

1:06:16🔗 Adam How dare you say the guy's orthodox.

1:06:19🔗 Drew Yeah, I mean, orthodox, Jew, orthodox, Hindu, orthodox, Christian.

1:06:24🔗 Adam Who even knows what Coptic is? What is it? We don't even know what that is.

1:06:27🔗 Caller It's like Greek orthodox, but it's the Egyptian variation.

1:06:30🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Why do you need that?

1:06:32🔗 Caller I'm from Egypt. Sorry. Coptic.

1:06:33🔗 Adam All right.

1:06:34🔗 Caller So.

1:06:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:36🔗 Caller Um, like the day I found out she was a lesbian is the day we ended up having sex.

1:06:40🔗 Drew How did you find out she was a lesbian?

1:06:42🔗 Caller We were like sitting like about to eat. And I like, I was just like completely like asking like a little kid. I was like, hey, so ever kiss the girl? And she's like, yeah. I'm like, oh, cool. And like never like ever kiss the guy before me. And she's like, no. And then like, eventually like we just kept talking. I was like, and then she's like, yeah, I'm gay. And I was like, oh, okay. And like that really freaked me out because like my first girlfriend, my first kiss, like everything's with this girl. And then we ended up having sex that night.

1:07:11🔗 Adam Wow.

1:07:11🔗 Caller And it was like the worst coptica feel.

1:07:14🔗 Drew Worst experience. Why?

1:07:15🔗 Adam Worse.

1:07:16🔗 Caller Because like she was just like laying there and like right when I did it, like I could tell she didn't like it. And then I like, I threw up immediately.

1:07:24🔗 Adam After you had an orgasm, right?

1:07:28🔗 Caller I did.

1:07:29🔗 Adam Of course. It was horrible because she clearly wasn't into it. She was lying there like a corpse. And, you know, I came 20 minutes. I had three times actually.

1:07:39🔗 Drew I vomited intensely.

1:07:40🔗 Adam Then I vomited. Then I came one more time. And, but it was horrible. And then, then I came. So I love about guys.

1:07:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:50🔗 Adam I think a woman has a horrible sexual experience.

1:07:52🔗 Drew There's not a female version of that. Is there?

1:07:54🔗 Adam No, it's not like there's some woman that says like, I felt like I was being raped. It was horrible. The guy was unresponsive. I had four orgasms. Doesn't exist. Guy, pow, squeeze one off anyway.

1:08:07🔗 Caller And so.

1:08:07🔗 Adam Mina, Mina.

1:08:09🔗 Caller Yeah. So like after that, we tried doing it like a couple more times.

1:08:12🔗 Adam Vomited.

1:08:14🔗 Caller Four many times, four more times.

1:08:17🔗 Adam I would take that personally if I was a chick. The guy was in the bathroom just cracking.

1:08:20🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. And by the way, trying to do it four more times means he did it four more times and still didn't like it.

1:08:27🔗 Caller Yeah, like we did it and I was just so like sitting there and like I mean not really just like ever since then now like when it comes to the point with a girl or like when we're about to have sex, like I can't do it.

1:08:37🔗 Adam Well, how, what do you mean ever since then? How often?

1:08:41🔗 Caller I think the girl is after her.

1:08:43🔗 Drew Well, why don't you form a relationship with somebody and kind of see where that goes?

1:08:46🔗 Caller Obviously, I have like this one girl like I've had a really long term relationship with her and like we've tried dating on and off and so like when it finally came to the point where we were like, ready to like have sex, like when it got to the point where I was like supposed to like you know stick my thing in I couldn't like it just freaks me out and like I want to just like vomit again like it just.

1:09:05🔗 Adam Oh boy.

1:09:06🔗 Drew Yeah, your parents are in your great service.

1:09:07🔗 Adam Yeah, your parents are freaked you out. You're way up in your head and they had this bad experience and now it's weird because it's like eating some food when you're you know sick and you know made you sick and now it's burnt. It's seared in your psyche. Yeah. And you know everyone knows that that if you have you know I threw up from drinking white wine once and I eat that. Well, actually I can't.

1:09:30🔗 Drew Well, you took a while.

1:09:31🔗 Adam Well, it took me a while to bust through, but I'm a you know I'm a trooper, I'm a champion.

1:09:35🔗 Drew Well, and men men are good about that too, so he'll probably get to break through as well.

1:09:39🔗 Adam Yeah, here's the thing. Bear down, focus, and then break through. And then once you break through, you're fine.

1:09:46🔗 Drew Or decide you're going to fall back in line with your values and do not have sex with somebody until you're married, period. And then work it out with that person. If that's how it works with your culture and your religious beliefs, yeah, that's fine.

1:10:01🔗 Adam All right.

1:10:02🔗 Adam George?

1:10:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:10:04🔗 Adam You're 20, you went to community college, and you're smart.

1:10:08🔗 Caller Yeah, I just wanted to say you guys do a great show, and I really enjoy listening. And there are smart people who listen, and smart people who call in, and smart people in community college.

1:10:17🔗 Caller So you're a threat now.

1:10:19🔗 Adam I know. Look, like we talked about before, there are people that are from broken families, that are sexually abused, that go on to be Oprah Winfrey. Yeah. That's called the exception, not the rule. Most of people in junior college are idiots. Yeah. And here's the deal. I'm running this country, I'm just playing the numbers. I'm not worried about the two guys who are there that are actually smart. I'm worried about the 2,000 idiots that are wasting everyone's time and money. That's what I'm focusing on. Yes, you're a smart one. The other 150 people we talked to go to junior college over the course of 6 months are idiots. That's why they're at junior college, they're horrible students. They're wasting everyone's time, most importantly, their own.

1:11:04🔗 Drew For the nursing students, or they're from another country.

1:11:05🔗 Adam Like I said, I make exceptions for crazy nationalities and nursing students. White guys, you just want to go there?

1:11:13🔗 Caller As far as your whole hang up about like, how bad it is with modern society and sexual abuse, that's been going on for a long time. And now we've become able to recognize that that's a problem.

1:11:27🔗 Drew George, George, George.

1:11:29🔗 Adam We recognize it's a problem, we don't do anything about it.

1:11:32🔗 Caller Not only that, recognizing it's a problem is the first step.

1:11:35🔗 Drew That's true.

1:11:36🔗 Caller It moves pretty slow.

1:11:38🔗 Drew George, listen to me. When someone has been sexually abused, there's about a 60% chance that they're going to act out on children too, and they don't act out on one. So this is a, this is an epidemic that has exponential growth built into it. So it is something that since the sexual revolution, so to speak, the mores have been loosened, and this thing has been cut loose, and it is spreading wildly. Kids are doing it to their kids, adults are doing it to kids, and then they go out and do it again, not to one person, so it's not arithmetic. They do it to dozens of people, so it has a profound growth built into it. Until something very powerful is done to stop it, it's going to continue to grow.

1:12:18🔗 Caller I'd say, you guys are working towards a solution.

1:12:21🔗 Drew Yeah, but I don't believe this is like, oh, this has always been the same, we're just discussing it now. No, it's not always been as bad as this. It really has not. It may be in certain times of history it has been, but we're going through a bad one right now.

1:12:36🔗 Caller Thanks, Drew. All I'm saying is keep on keeping on and you're doing a good job.

1:12:39🔗 Adam Thanks, buddy boy. We'll see you at the four-year university.

1:12:44🔗 Caller I've been there before.

1:12:45🔗 Caller I just came back home.

1:12:48🔗 Drew What?

1:12:48🔗 Adam He went to a four-year university.

1:12:50🔗 Drew And came back to community college?

1:12:52🔗 Caller Yeah, kind of failed out, you might call it.

1:12:56🔗 Caller Oh, smart guy.

1:12:57🔗 Adam Smart guy. Couldn't make it at Northridge.

1:13:01🔗 Caller All right, George.

1:13:02🔗 Caller Too much drinking and that sort of thing.

1:13:04🔗 Adam All right.

1:13:05🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:05🔗 Adam Well, you've really made a point. Appreciate that. He went to community college and is smart. Here's the thing. Yeah. Let me tell you the good thing about life.

1:13:21🔗 Caller What?

1:13:23🔗 Drew I need some information like that right now.

1:13:24🔗 Adam There's a sort of Darwinistic, strong survive will weed you out kind of part of life, which is very important, which is why people love sports. I do believe because wanting to play professional football doesn't doesn't enable you to play professional football. Your dad being the coach doesn't enable you to play professional football. Your dad owning the team doesn't enable you to play professional football. No, it does not.

1:13:54🔗 Drew I mean doesn't it doesn't enable you to play well? Maybe it will suit up to the sidelines.

1:13:58🔗 Adam There's never a guy in the team whose dad owns the team. Right, never happens.

1:14:02🔗 Drew Never happens.

1:14:02🔗 Adam And there is no sense that your dad can be president of football. You don't get to play professional football.

1:14:08🔗 Drew It's pure.

1:14:10🔗 Adam It's pure. Now the thing about junior college, come one, come all. You're a college student, come on down. We'll never cut you. This is a team where you never get cut. Come on down, hang out, do whatever you want. You'll always be a college student. You'll always be a player. You'll always be a ball player. We'll never cut you. You know what that breeds?

1:14:28🔗 Drew Mediocrity.

1:14:28🔗 Adam Well, it ain't excellence. Just get a C, baby. That's what it breeds. Think about it.

1:14:36🔗 Drew By the way, did you see the new show with Tommy Lee at college?

1:14:39🔗 Adam I didn't see it. I teed on it.

1:14:40🔗 Drew You should see it.

1:14:41🔗 Adam I'm gonna watch that.

1:14:42🔗 Drew It's a laugh my butt off. We gotta get his chemistry tutor up here on this show.

1:14:46🔗 Adam The hot chick?

1:14:47🔗 Drew It's funny.

1:14:48🔗 Adam All right, I'm gonna watch that tonight. Well, I saw Tommy Therose.

1:14:51🔗 Drew Sweet guy. We've always liked Tommy, but Tommy Lee is dumb as a...

1:14:57🔗 Adam Yeah, but here's the thing about Tommy. What's a drummer? What do you want? Done a ton of drugs. Here's the thing. There are certain guys that are sweet guys. Tommy Lee is a sweet guy.

1:15:09🔗 Caller Very, very sweet guy.

1:15:10🔗 Drew Almost childlike.

1:15:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Slash is a sweet guy. There are guys that are just sweet guys. It's beyond sort of being nice.

1:15:19🔗 Drew Yes.

1:15:19🔗 Adam It's like a breed of guys that are just very sweet.

1:15:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:23🔗 Adam And don't let the tats or the whatever, or even beating the crap out of your wife, will you? You guys are sweet.

1:15:30🔗 Caller Take a quick break.

1:15:31🔗 Adam He's like Kelso in the 70s show.

1:15:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:15:34🔗 Caller Okay.

1:15:35🔗 Caller I'm gonna watch that show.

1:15:36🔗 Adam You watch that show?

1:15:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:38🔗 Adam No?

1:15:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:39🔗 Drew I watch it, yes.

1:15:40🔗 Adam Is he like Kelso from the 70s? No. Okay.

1:15:42🔗 Caller Take a quick break.

1:15:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:15:45🔗 Drew Not for me. I know what you mean, but not for me. He's like a big sweet kid.

1:15:50🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:52🔗 Adam Okay.

1:15:53🔗 Adam That's great radio.

1:15:54🔗 Adam Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Ready for something new? Try Durex tingling condoms. There's sex, and then there's Durex.

1:16:28🔗 Adam Yeah! That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191-er. Got a little TV show on Comedy Central right now. It's a good show tonight. So you may want to watch it. Don't turn the radio off. Just turn on Comedy Central. Give it a look. Where are we going here, Drew?

1:16:47🔗 Drew Like to.

1:16:48🔗 Adam Sarah wants to know about General Awards.

1:16:51🔗 Adam Sarah?

1:16:52🔗 Guest Yeah. Hi.

1:16:53🔗 Adam 19? Uh-oh.

1:16:55🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:16:55🔗 Adam Got a little girl voice.

1:16:57🔗 Drew I think that's just a small... Yeah, stature thing.

1:17:00🔗 Adam Asian?

1:17:02🔗 Guest I'm white.

1:17:04🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

1:17:05🔗 Guest Okay. I wanted to know. My boyfriend has little bumps on his penis, and he said it was nothing, but now I'm noticing some bumps on me. I was wondering, is it possible to get more from more contact with him or if I have it, do I just have it?

1:17:25🔗 Drew If you have it, you just have it.

1:17:26🔗 Adam You don't get more, huh?

1:17:28🔗 Drew No. It just spreads. You can get it in different spots by having more contact with him. But once you got it, it will spread. And the question, though, becomes, how does he know he doesn't have anything? He said it was nothing. Why would he know that?

1:17:40🔗 Guest I don't know. He said that when he got with his last girlfriend, who was the only person he's been with since me, that they were both tested and they were both clean. And I know that I haven't had anything. So I, and he said that it was just, it's kind of bumps going up the underside of his penis. And he says that.

1:18:03🔗 Drew Well, it could, it could be the pearly penile papules. It doesn't have to be warts. It's suspicious that you have something, but just because he has little bumps, it doesn't necessarily mean a darn thing. So, you know, certainly you should get checked out. You're sexually active with them. You should have regular pap smears. And if you do have the warts, they will be doing things to screen extra carefully for the potential of cervical cancer. There's a vaccine for this stuff coming soon. It's going to be earth changing when that comes out.

1:18:27🔗 Adam When?

1:18:28🔗 Drew I don't know, a year or two.

1:18:30🔗 Adam Really?

1:18:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18:31🔗 Adam Who are they testing it on now?

1:18:32🔗 Drew Inmates? I think they got some real, you know, some human phase three trials going on.

1:18:37🔗 Adam They had to test them on inmates. What happened to testing things on inmates?

1:18:41🔗 Drew Second World War ended.

1:18:43🔗 Adam I like the testing on inmates.

1:18:45🔗 Caller I know.

1:18:46🔗 Adam Human guinea pig. Yeah. All right.

1:18:50🔗 Drew Sarah, get a pap smear, okay?

1:18:51🔗 Guest Okay. Thank you, guys.

1:18:53🔗 Caller All right, good. Bye-bye.

1:18:55🔗 Adam I wonder if there's any guinea pigs that display human characteristics where they go, guinea pig human.

1:19:00🔗 Drew Yes. Is it a human guinea pig? Yeah. It's a guinea pig human.

1:19:04🔗 Adam Yeah, amongst guinea pigs.

1:19:06🔗 Drew Yeah, of course.

1:19:06🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

1:19:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:08🔗 Adam Guinea pig just sounds like a racial slur.

1:19:10🔗 Caller Oof.

1:19:12🔗 Adam It's bad, doesn't it?

1:19:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:13🔗 Adam Where are guinea pigs? What's up with guinea pigs? You don't see them around so much anymore.

1:19:18🔗 Drew We don't do research on them anymore so much either. We use fruit flies or monkeys.

1:19:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Rats. There's a lot of pigs, stuff like that. A lot of rats. Rats and mice.

1:19:26🔗 Adam I have mice.

1:19:28🔗 Adam Yeah. They have the same kind of brains that we do, mice and rats?

1:19:30🔗 Drew Part of the brain where things like mood and addiction occur.

1:19:35🔗 Adam Same with mice and rats.

1:19:36🔗 Adam Yeah. It's weird.

1:19:37🔗 Drew Then they do a lot of growing of tumors in the abdomen of mice and seeing what happens to the tumor when they throw things at it.

1:19:43🔗 Adam Weird that we share stuff with vermin.

1:19:45🔗 Drew Well, that makes sense as a trajectory, an evolutionary trajectory from one mammal through the next.

1:19:50🔗 Adam Well, yeah. You know, monkeys, I can see, but mice and turtles seem like about the same to me. Seems like the turtles further up the food chain.

1:19:59🔗 Drew Yeah, mice or mammal.

1:20:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are reptiles. We don't have too many reptile stuff. We don't check with those, do we?

1:20:08🔗 Caller No.

1:20:08🔗 Adam Yeah. They're amphibious reptiles.

1:20:10🔗 Caller Yes. I think that's right.

1:20:12🔗 Adam Yeah. It's going to be my next movie role. Amphibious reptile man.

1:20:16🔗 Drew Oh, the blood blew a gun.

1:20:17🔗 Adam Ingrid?

1:20:18🔗 Guest Yes, sir.

1:20:20🔗 Drew Yes, ma'am.

1:20:21🔗 Guest Yes.

1:20:22🔗 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:20:23🔗 Caller Well, I'm wondering how...

1:20:26🔗 Guest Well, I have a question.

1:20:27🔗 Guest I got with my first boyfriend when we worked. He was 12 and I was 14. I have compared every guy I've been with to him, even dated guys, because they look like him. What the sad thing is, is he ended up dying.

1:20:43🔗 Drew Of what?

1:20:44🔗 Guest That really put me in a bad mental state of mind.

1:20:46🔗 Drew What did he die from?

1:20:47🔗 Guest A methadone overdose.

1:20:49🔗 Guest He was poisoned.

1:20:51🔗 Drew He was poisoned?

1:20:52🔗 Guest Yes, sir.

1:20:53🔗 Caller By who?

1:20:54🔗 Guest Someone had given him the pills without him knowing the potency of them or what they actually would do to him, and he had a heart attack.

1:21:01🔗 Drew Hold on. Why would he... Why was he even screwing around with methadone?

1:21:05🔗 Guest I really... probably because he was 20 years old and he wanted a quick fix to get high.

1:21:12🔗 Drew So he was a heroin addict?

1:21:14🔗 Guest No, he wasn't necessarily a heroin addict. I know he smoked a lot of pot, but he drank that much.

1:21:20🔗 Drew Ingrid, you don't just... no, no, no. You're missing a lot of the story. People do not get their hands on methadone unless they're going to a methadone clinic and taking opiates regularly, and they take high doses all the time. There's something very wrong with this story. So he was a severe... he died of addiction, not an inadvertent methadone overdose. He died of addiction. That's how people die in addiction. They take more than their body can handle, they stop breathing, and that's that. That's one of the ways. There are many others.

1:21:50🔗 Adam But it's lovely that everyone gets to just say, oh, it's like a freak occurrence, as if it could happen to anyone at any time. Then what lesson do we learn? Well, no lesson.

1:22:00🔗 Drew No lesson because it could happen to anyone. Someone could hand you some stuff and then pow.

1:22:04🔗 Adam What we learn is everything happens for a reason. We learn nothing because everyone BS's all the time.

1:22:10🔗 Caller So this is addiction.

1:22:12🔗 Adam The guy was an addict and that's what killed him. It's sad.

1:22:15🔗 Drew But don't kid yourself.

1:22:16🔗 Adam But stop pretending like this could happen to anybody.

1:22:18🔗 Drew Right.

1:22:19🔗 Adam All right.

1:22:20🔗 Drew So there you go.

1:22:22🔗 Adam Now that we've made you feel better about that, what else?

1:22:24🔗 Guest Well, the way God, God is awesome. I have to say that. I'm not going to preach.

1:22:31🔗 Adam He's great.

1:22:32🔗 Caller He's awesome.

1:22:33🔗 Adam Yeah, no, he needed this guy in the back. He needed him to help him.

1:22:39🔗 Guest I think that he did it to save us kids, us young stupid kids in our age group who are going to do drugs and who are going to drink and do cocaine and take ecstasy and say, hey, you know what? I'm Superman. It's not going to kill me. When you know what? That one line could kill you. The second guy I was ever with.

1:22:58🔗 Adam Well, that's what God does. He makes examples of certain people to save other children.

1:23:02🔗 Guest The second guy I was ever with I got when I was 17 after I broke up with.

1:23:07🔗 Drew Hold on a minute.

1:23:07🔗 Adam It's not primitive thinking, is it?

1:23:09🔗 Drew No, no.

1:23:09🔗 Adam It's advanced thinking. Advanced. Yeah.

1:23:11🔗 Drew Evolved.

1:23:12🔗 Adam Yeah. You're religious folks. Genius. Geniuses.

1:23:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:19🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:23:19🔗 Adam Yeah. You'd be the smartest person around 5,000 years ago. Now you're an idiot.

1:23:27🔗 Drew Come on.

1:23:27🔗 Adam 5,000 years ago, you were a genius. See what I'm saying? You just build a time machine, go back 5,000 years, you guys would all be smart. Yeah. Well, he's got a plan. He's got to be needed. There's work for him to do. I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Yes, I do.

1:23:42🔗 Drew So, Anger, what was the other thing? You've got a new boyfriend at 17.

1:23:46🔗 Guest I had a new boyfriend when I was 17.

1:23:48🔗 Guest I ended up getting pregnant.

1:23:49🔗 Guest My parents were upset.

1:23:51🔗 Guest They moved me out of state.

1:23:53🔗 Guest My life, I was on drugs for a long time.

1:23:56🔗 Drew I was going to say, you're definitely a drug addict too. Yeah. So, you're-

1:24:00🔗 Guest I'm an admitted alcoholic and re-bidding.

1:24:02🔗 Drew And so, you're remission. You're actively engaged in a program of recovery?

1:24:07🔗 Guest Yes, sir.

1:24:08🔗 Caller Okay. All right.

1:24:09🔗 Drew And by the way, the methadone overdose didn't stop your drug use, did it?

1:24:13🔗 Adam Well, it believes it was a message it was being sent to.

1:24:15🔗 Guest It just happened.

1:24:17🔗 Drew I see.

1:24:17🔗 Caller I see.

1:24:18🔗 Adam He just OD'd?

1:24:19🔗 Guest Huh?

1:24:20🔗 Adam How long ago did he OD?

1:24:22🔗 Guest This summer, in June.

1:24:24🔗 Caller Okay.

1:24:24🔗 Guest The second guy I've ever been with died from a pill overdose on the other side of the country. The only people I've ever loved.

1:24:31🔗 Drew Well, Ingrid, Ingrid, so you're also, in addition to addiction, you have severe codependency, untreated codependency. And every time you get involved with a drug addict, you're getting involved with people that have terminal disease.

1:24:43🔗 Adam Who did drugs in your family?

1:24:46🔗 Drew Which of your parents?

1:24:47🔗 Caller My mother was a pothead, she's always taking care of us.

1:24:50🔗 Drew Okay, and your dad?

1:24:51🔗 Guest We've never been in a real problem.

1:24:53🔗 Drew And your dad?

1:24:54🔗 Guest No, my dad's a square bear.

1:24:56🔗 Drew He didn't drink a lot?

1:24:57🔗 Guest No.

1:24:58🔗 Drew Okay, so your mom's an addict, and that's where this codependency comes from.

1:25:01🔗 Adam She even like stables a little weed.

1:25:03🔗 Guest Yeah, she's a good mom.

1:25:05🔗 Caller Ingrid? Yeah.

1:25:09🔗 Drew All my patients are good people, they're also severe drug addicts.

1:25:11🔗 Adam All right, what's your mom doing right now?

1:25:14🔗 Guest She's working, she works to support my little brother. She supports my five-year-old daughter and me and my pregnant self. She's doing everything she can right now. If it wasn't for my mother, I don't know where I'd be. I quit doing alcohol and drugs, and now I talk to my mother 20 times a day, which is absolutely...

1:25:35🔗 Adam You want to know where we'd be as a society? In a little better shape.

1:25:40🔗 Drew So you also talk to your sponsor 10 times a day?

1:25:43🔗 Guest I talk to my sponsor maybe three times a week.

1:25:48🔗 Adam All right.

1:25:49🔗 Drew Maybe boost that up a little bit.

1:25:51🔗 Adam Are you pregnant again?

1:25:52🔗 Guest Yeah. I'm eight months pregnant.

1:25:54🔗 Adam With the baby of the second guy who's gone or the first guy's gone?

1:26:00🔗 Guest The first guy who died that died June. It might possibly be his. But unfortunately, I really don't think so. I got involved in a domestic violence relationship and the man tried to kill me. He's an alcoholic. He's severely abusive emotionally to me, bad mouth me and I'm hitting on him.

1:26:19🔗 Drew All right. Good.

1:26:20🔗 Guest I don't have anything to do with him because I won't have anything to do with him.

1:26:23🔗 Drew All right.

1:26:24🔗 Adam Well, slowly. I'm never wrong. I'm never wrong. Jewish, Jewish family Catholic. I say, I'm just a blaster. I'm never wrong. I'm never wrong. You know, my instincts, Drew, you know, my instincts are good.

1:26:41🔗 Drew I know this one. Just angry. I tell you, you also need your bipolar condition treated.

1:26:49🔗 Adam Oh, baby.

1:26:50🔗 Drew Yeah, I know you're bipolar and it's untreated right now. So you've got to take care of that or you will use again.

1:26:58🔗 Adam Do me a favor with this kid when it comes out. Just go ahead and leave it at the hospital. Would you please, please let somebody adopt this kid. Put it in a basket, float it down the Nile.

1:27:09🔗 Caller He'll be Moses.

1:27:10🔗 Drew He'll be King of Egypt.

1:27:12🔗 Adam No, seriously, let someone adopt this kid. Would you please?

1:27:14🔗 Guest Oh, I don't think so.

1:27:16🔗 Adam Why? You just prefer your mom have another baby to take care of?

1:27:19🔗 Guest No, no, I'm going to go back to school and...

1:27:21🔗 Adam Oh, I don't give a crap. Give this kid up. You're going to ruin this kid.

1:27:25🔗 Guest I hope for heaven's sake.

1:27:26🔗 Adam Yeah, I know. It's funny. Oh, what a crazy notion. Your two boyfriends OD. You got the domestic violence guy who may have crapped his seed into you. Now you're going to crap this kid out. What a crazy notion that this kid is going to be anything other than pristine and have a great childhood with you idiots at the helm. How about get rid of the kid? Just let somebody adopt the kid. Let somebody knows what they're doing. You don't know what you're doing. You're a mess.

1:27:52🔗 Guest There's time for change. I mean, we're doing everything I can. Yeah.

1:27:56🔗 Adam You'll change when you're 43 and the kid's 21 and he's in the joint. Just let somebody raise the kid. Let somebody knows what they're doing. Let some couple raise the kid.

1:28:07🔗 Drew Get your bipolar treated, please.

1:28:08🔗 Adam Look, I feel sorry for all of you, just like I feel sorry for guys that were sexually abused until they start committing crimes. Then, they go from victim to victimizer and that's when the pity stops. I feel sorry for Ingrid, but Ingrid's gonna bring another kid into the family whose dad is either an abuser or deceased and the kid's gonna become our business. Pray to Christ, it's a girl, so we get a nice stripper, another chick getting into porn and not a guy, so you wanna get some violent street offender. Be awesome if they just have chicks, although then they can hatch more idiots. But it just lets somebody raise the kid. Can't do that. It's out of the question. It becomes insane.

1:28:54🔗 Drew You're judging again, Adam. How dare you? You're profiling and judging.

1:28:58🔗 Adam Now here's the thing. Back when society was a little more put together, they just grabbed the kid and just give it away. That's it. You're unfit. You're unfit. You can't raise this kid any more than you can drive a school bus with a bunch of D.U.I.s. We're not going to let you do it. Society is going to intervene. All right. Drew's uninterested.

1:29:22🔗 Drew I'm not interested. I'm just overwhelmed.

1:29:24🔗 Adam You're overwhelmed with your magazine.

1:29:26🔗 Drew No, I just get to check out at some point.

1:29:28🔗 Adam It's like, oh, thanks, buddy. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:29:35🔗 Caller The phone number for Loveline is 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:29:39🔗 Caller Loveline, I'll be right back.

1:29:53🔗 Adam It's a play. Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Let's keep a rockin, Drew.

1:30:00🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:30:01🔗 Adam Speak to Amanda's 23, Amanda.

1:30:04🔗 Caller Hi.

1:30:05🔗 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:30:06🔗 Caller Well, I have a question. I, in 23, I've never been able to have sex with just a man or a woman. I've only been able to have sex in three ways. I normally go for men, but every once in a while, I'll find a woman attractive, and I'll hang out with her. But when it comes time to eventually like the point relationship where you have sex, I feel like I have to bring like somebody else into like, I can't just do it with one person.

1:30:33🔗 Drew Why do you think that is?

1:30:35🔗 Caller I don't know because I don't.

1:30:38🔗 Drew All right.

1:30:38🔗 Adam These are intimacy issues. Have you never had sex with just one person?

1:30:43🔗 Caller No, my first experience there was with a freeway and I'm-

1:30:49🔗 Drew How old were you when you had that first one?

1:30:52🔗 Caller I was probably like 19 or 20 first time I had sex.

1:30:57🔗 Adam It's weird that someone has a, by the way, 19 or 20, just go ahead and say 19, would you please?

1:31:04🔗 Caller Okay, 19. It was like after like my first year of college, so-

1:31:08🔗 Adam Well, you know how old you are, whatever it is.

1:31:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:12🔗 Adam Okay.

1:31:12🔗 Drew You can go ahead and tell us what it was.

1:31:14🔗 Adam 19.

1:31:14🔗 Drew Yeah. All right.

1:31:16🔗 Adam Here's the point. To have your virginity until 19, your first year of college, and then have your first experience be a three-way-

1:31:23🔗 Drew And then only three ways after that.

1:31:25🔗 Adam Is bizarre.

1:31:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:27🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:28🔗 Caller But anyway-

1:31:28🔗 Adam That could have got seared in, but I would say it's an intimacy issue.

1:31:31🔗 Drew Yeah. You don't like to be alone with one person because it's exposed to you to real close.

1:31:35🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

1:31:37🔗 Caller Oh, he's at home with my mom.

1:31:39🔗 Adam Aha. Everything cool with him or is he a workaholic?

1:31:43🔗 Caller No, they were great. He's been retired for the last 20 years, so.

1:31:48🔗 Drew Too much to add. So what were we about to tell us? You're going to explain something.

1:31:53🔗 Caller Well, no. I'll date someone for a few months and be fine instantly with them, but then when it's about time to have sex, I don't know why I don't know, but it's because I enjoy both.

1:32:05🔗 Adam It's weird. No, I'm getting back to this intimacy thing. Did your dad ever cheat on your mom?

1:32:11🔗 Caller No, never. They never even fought in my whole life. I've never even argued.

1:32:14🔗 Drew Then go ahead and cut it out. It may have something to do with the fact that it's like-

1:32:18🔗 Adam First time it got seared in.

1:32:19🔗 Drew Yeah. When people like have a rape, they go out and do stuff a bunch over and over again. You go ahead and have sex with a guy by yourself. Force yourself to do that with somebody you really like and enjoy being around, and I bet that will undo things.

1:32:30🔗 Adam Just do it. Yeah. Just do it. Jack?

1:32:33🔗 Caller Yes.

1:32:34🔗 Adam You used to do porn?

1:32:36🔗 Caller Yes.

1:32:38🔗 Caller Gay porn?

1:32:39🔗 Caller Negative.

1:32:42🔗 Adam That was the title of one of your gay porn?

1:32:45🔗 Drew Negative.

1:32:46🔗 Adam Well, yeah, it was HIV. Negative.

1:32:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:32:51🔗 Adam Yeah. So you do straight porn?

1:32:53🔗 Caller Correct.

1:32:54🔗 Adam Positive. You've done 150 partners. What's your question? You're out of it now?

1:33:01🔗 Caller No. Out of the porn industry, yes. Out of the multiple partners, no.

1:33:08🔗 Adam All right.

1:33:09🔗 Drew So what do you want to ask?

1:33:10🔗 Caller Yesterday I encountered somebody that said he was sexually addicted and actually goes to classes for it to get help. And I don't understand how somebody can be sexually addicted. I mean, I can understand methamphetamines, cocaine.

1:33:23🔗 Drew Right.

1:33:23🔗 Adam Same thing.

1:33:24🔗 Drew Same thing. It's behavioral compulsion. You can't stop in spite of serious consequences. You will get there. You'll know that.

1:33:29🔗 Adam If you think it's you, just go to SA.

1:33:32🔗 Drew Yeah. I think he means more in the sociopathic end of things than the true SA end, but we'll see. Before consequences develop, you'll see.

1:33:39🔗 Adam All right. But they have AA and they have sexual addiction stuff. So go seek that out.

1:33:42🔗 Adam All right. We'll be right back.

1:34:11🔗 Adam Well, that's it, everyone. Jared Leto in here tomorrow night, and then Bob Saget on Thursday night. Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:34:22🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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