Sunday, July 10, 2005

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline, with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and a digit-minute spevlet.

1:31🔗 Yeah. Yeah.

1:32🔗 Adam A little hungover from last night. I'll explain in a second. DJ Qualls is going to be here. He is here. He's just not in the studio.

1:39🔗 Drew He's somewhere around here.

1:41🔗 Adam We laugh about how late I get to the job, which is about, well, the show starts at 10, and I walked in at 9.52 tonight, and Andrew wanted to know why I was so early.

1:54🔗 Drew We were unsettled, freaked out.

1:56🔗 Adam You thought it spent the night here or something, right?

1:59🔗 Drew I know now your brain is not working right, because you're all hungover, so you had to leave after time. Right. I noticed you seemed a little slow on the draw, but our guests actually do get here later than I do often times. There we go.

2:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:08🔗 Drew Does she want to bring him in, is what she's saying?

2:13🔗 Adam No. Ten minutes. I got to talk about stuff.

2:16🔗 Drew He's got to talk about his bachelor party weekend.

2:18🔗 Yeah. Yeah.

2:19🔗 Adam And DJ only distracts me. DJ, you know, I don't know if you even get to call him DJ. I think DJ Qualls, you have to call him. You know him most notably from road trip. I know him from the Corps. Not from the movie, The Corps, just I really feel like I know him.

2:36🔗 Drew Oh, in the, yes.

2:38🔗 Adam From the Corps.

2:38🔗 Drew Yes.

2:39🔗 Adam Yeah. And also he's in Hustle and Flow, which is this new movie coming out. Anyone who watches MTV or Basic Cable at all has seen a million commercials for it. And I hear a little early Oscar buzzer even talk about with like, I don't know, Ludacris or some of the other actors, maybe even DJ Qualls. So it's supposed to be a really good movie. He'll be in here in a second. We'll talk to him about that. A couple of things. First off, flew out to Vegas to go to a bachelor party. Yesterday, me and Jimmy flew out in the afternoon and I just flew back tonight, later afternoon.

3:12🔗 Drew Where was the party?

3:13🔗 Adam Hard Rock.

3:13🔗 Drew The party was at the Hard Rock.

3:14🔗 Adam At the Hard Rock. Good times. Good times. You know, one of the reasons people don't go to bed over there is because it's 95.

3:23🔗 Drew Yeah, it's one of the reasons.

3:25🔗 Adam And it's weird.

3:25🔗 Drew Except it's 62 in the casinos.

3:27🔗 Adam I know, but you're not in a casino. You're up in a suite and they got the double doors open and people are smoking and everything. The wind just sort of hot wind blowing in. And when you're getting pelted by hot wind, it doesn't feel like 445 in the morning.

3:42🔗 Drew Right. Good point.

3:43🔗 Adam It just feels like it's dusky.

3:45🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:45🔗 Adam It sounds like, what is it, 738 o'clock?

3:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:47🔗 Adam No, it's, well, it's going to be five in two minutes. So anyway, there's that. That was a good time. Did some drinking.

3:56🔗 Drew No.

3:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:57🔗 Drew Oh yeah. Yeah.

3:58🔗 Adam And by the way, when you're in Vegas and you're just drinking, it's sort of like you're not doing anything.

4:03🔗 Drew Oh, really?

4:05🔗 Yeah.

4:05🔗 Adam I realize that. There's drugs going around.

4:08🔗 Drew Pass my cards out next time.

4:09🔗 Yeah.

4:09🔗 Drew I mean, I was like, I should set up a separate room just where I detox you guys next door to the suite.

4:15🔗 Adam I was like, I'm just I'm just drinking a night, which was like I wasn't participating. It's like I'm on the wagon.

4:21🔗 Drew Kind of like the professional football player physicians do. You know, just get the IVs going, the oxygen tanks, send you guys back in.

4:27🔗 Adam Could have used it. So, you know, I went to bed about 530 and I cut out early. I mean, I left the party about 5 and went back and crashed. You know what I love about me? I go back to my hotel room. That's about 445. I still got to watch an hour TV. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I go to bed about six.

4:46🔗 Yeah.

4:47🔗 Adam It's the weird like I don't care. If I get home at 11 o'clock at night, I'll watch an hour TV and go to bed. If I come home at 530 in the morning, stinking drunk, I'll watch an hour TV and then go to bed. And when I come home at 530, I'm not drunk anymore. It's just nuts. I got to watch an hour TV and then I'm going to bed.

5:00🔗 Drew I wonder how was it you can always recite those Tommy Vuk commercials word for word.

5:05🔗 Yeah.

5:06🔗 Drew And outrage that no one else could.

5:08🔗 Adam You're too chicken to make money. I come over here in coffee can.

5:14🔗 Drew You see that boat?

5:15🔗 That's my toy.

5:16🔗 Adam You see them bitches? That's a bitch off my toy. That's my toy. Then my toys too. That Ferrari, you're too chicken. You're too spineless. You're too weak to buy one. You're too scared. Scared to make money. Scared to scare you to make money. But I think he's in jail now. But the point is, is had a good time in Vegas. Flew Southwest out. You know what?

5:42🔗 Drew You were sitting next to Jimmy Lee's. You weren't sitting next to the guy in the cutoffs.

5:44🔗 Adam No. Oh no. You don't get to sit next to who you want to sit next to on Southwest.

5:49🔗 Drew You were in round four or whatever there.

5:51🔗 Adam It is a rock tumbler in there.

5:53🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. Well, forget the first batch. There's different batches.

5:56🔗 Adam Oh yeah. But look, here's the thing about... Let me explain something about Southwest. The people that fly Southwest are people that are outraged when you say $65 round trip to Vegas. They're like, this is a slap in the face. You want to be one of the Rothschilds? How dare you? I'll walk. You know what I mean? These are people that thinks it's outrageous to get into triple digits for a round trip ticket anywhere in the country. These are also people. They're like my family. If the flight left at noon, they would get there at 9.45. Because they're poor people whose time is worth nothing. They understand? They're poor people who say, I'd rather pay $50 and go southwest than pay $80 and just get a signed seat, and show up like a human being a half hour before the plane left. So everyone who gets there is before you, because I sure as F am not going to Burbank Airport two hours before the flight leaves.

6:54🔗 Drew Got it.

6:54🔗 Adam Especially when there's a kind of math, which is you can get to Vegas in three and a half hours in automobiles if you do it during the right time of the day, which means the clock is ticking from the time you leave the house to the airport to the time you pull up to the hard rock.

7:10🔗 Drew Correct.

7:11🔗 Adam That's about it.

7:12🔗 Drew Yep.

7:12🔗 Adam You get to the airport two hours later, you should just climb out of your car and just stay in your car and keep going to Vegas.

7:19🔗 Drew I totally agree. And the way McCarran is now. Oh, you're spending three hours there.

7:25🔗 Adam Vegas, Vegas, McCarran Airport at Vegas, the line on a Sunday afternoon for Southwest. Oh, forget it. Well, here's the comedy. Southwest is gate C.

7:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

7:38🔗 Adam So I'm like, wait a minute, I'm not taking Southwest home. I'm taking United home. So I'm like, oh, gate D United. So I'm I'm walking up and I see Southwest and I see, you know, the Seagate and the line is going on. I'm like, suckers. I keep walking. It's the exact same line on the other side of that little peninsula, right? But even a little further back.

7:55🔗 Drew Yes.

7:56🔗 Adam I feel like an idiot. Plus, I had marijuana in my bag.

8:00🔗 Drew What?

8:01🔗 Adam Yeah, I had drugs. I had drugs in the bag.

8:04🔗 Drew Are you out of your effing mind?

8:06🔗 Adam I thought about it and I thought maybe. Yeah, I'm out of my mind because I didn't move. I didn't remove my scissors from my toiletry bag where the joint was. You know, that's what I should have done.

8:18🔗 Drew Why don't you just throw a joint? Is that important? Do you just toss it out?

8:21🔗 Adam It is. It is kind of.

8:23🔗 Drew There's no principle here.

8:24🔗 Adam No, there is. No, it's all principle. No, it's all principle.

8:29🔗 Drew I say good day.

8:30🔗 Adam I said it's all principle. It's all principle. How dare you? Because I don't even smoke much pot anymore.

8:36🔗 That's what I'm saying.

8:37🔗 Adam But here's the deal.

8:38🔗 Drew Anymore.

8:40🔗 Adam I got friends who smoke pot, number one, and I like to entertain. And that's why I think they come over. And number two, this guy. So I was walking out of the party last night and about five in the morning, and this guy is clearly just a drug dealer, just hands me this huge joint.

8:57🔗 Drew Who knows what's in that? It's like your mom.

8:59🔗 Adam Well, look, it's at least pot. Maybe it's angel dust or something. I get lucky.

9:03🔗 Drew Oh my God.

9:04🔗 Adam I know what you're saying. The point is that I went, wow, this incredible smelling joint. So I, you know, throw it in my pocket and I walked, walked back to my room. And then this morning, you know, then I just watched a Discovery Channel for an hour, went to sleep. And then I get up this morning, this is pristine doobie sitting on my, my bathroom counter. And I think, now what do I do? Cause I'm weird. Like, I like, I'll have to smoke this whole joint right now. I'm not just going to throw it away.

9:28🔗 Drew Or you just eat it.

9:30🔗 Adam I should have ate it.

9:30🔗 Drew Cause that would have satisfied all your weird neuroticisms.

9:33🔗 Adam Right. So I should have eaten it, but I was like, I'm not throwing this away. And then I thought, I like to smoke some weed once in a while, but certainly everyone I know comes over likes to smoke weed. I want to have a good, this is a good joint. And it was a gift. You understand? It means something. Yes. A drug addict gave it to me, who I'd never met before.

9:49🔗 Drew A kilo of heroin, would that have been okay?

9:50🔗 Adam That would have been a gift for my Colombian friends. So the point is, is I said, all right, what do I do with this joint? And then I thought, I'm an adult. I pay my taxes. I don't have a criminal record.

10:02🔗 Drew You're going down a dangerous path here.

10:04🔗 Adam I know, but I'm not a criminal. I'm not doing anything. I'm going home to go to work to pay more goddamn taxes. I have a joint. I can be responsible. Is it huge difference between stopping the duty-free shop and buying a bottle of tequila that I could happily bring home? Little Cuervo 1800, you know what I mean?

10:21🔗 Drew Okay, Whitney.

10:21🔗 Adam All right, so the point is, is I say, all right, I'm going to take this joint. And then I start thinking, where do I put it? So first I think Keister, you know, that's my first plan and everything. And I think, put it in my sock or something. I think, yeah, I'll just put it, I'll just put it in my medicine cap, you know, my toiletry bag. I'll just put it in there because, well, why not? And I put it in a little vitamin thing, like a little multivitamin thing, drop it in there, screw it shut. And then I realize-

10:49🔗 Drew The dogs.

10:50🔗 Adam I think about the dogs. I did see a dog in the airport. The next thing I think about is I got scissors and I got stopped on the way in for the scissors. But the scissors got a little round thing on the end of them, so they let me have them. But they can't tell during the x-ray.

11:05🔗 Drew So they're going to take all that out.

11:06🔗 Adam They're going to take all that out. So I just say, I f it. I throw it in there. Because I say, what's he going to do? He's not going to open the vitamin pack and start rolling that stuff out.

11:16🔗 Drew Unless you see something on the video, on the x-ray.

11:19🔗 Adam I don't know. So, sure enough, I'm going through the thing. First off, there's 7,000 people in front of me. I mean, you're leaving Vegas.

11:27🔗 Drew It's crazy.

11:28🔗 Adam What about the bullet train? They've been working on the goddamn bullet train since I was a sophomore in high school. Yes, the bullet train is going to go LA to Vegas. It's going to be an hour and 10 minutes gambling and boozing. It's awesome. Never gets built. Anyway, pull me aside. Pull the bag aside. Guy, now he's opening the kit and he's thrashing through the kit. Of course, he can't find the scissors. Even though they're just, you know, I just threw them in there. There's just one bit, you know, throwing stuff out. Actually grabs the thing with the with the joint in it, shaking that around, sets that down, pulling other stuff out, pulls the scissors out, puts the whole thing back and I'm on my way. Yeah.

12:12🔗 Drew You should be a criminal.

12:13🔗 Adam I should have been stone.

12:14🔗 Drew You have no, no, you have ice in your veins. You do. Nothing.

12:18🔗 Adam Why?

12:19🔗 Drew I don't care.

12:22🔗 Adam Drew, talk. Can I get a drink of water for the love of, F?

12:25🔗 Drew Dude, that's called a pregnant pause. All right, well knock it off. That is to make note of my shock and dismay.

12:32🔗 Adam All right, well don't do it when I'm drinking. Well, look, first off, I don't even know what you get for a joint, but number two.

12:39🔗 Drew Airport.

12:40🔗 Adam F them. F them.

12:42🔗 Drew I'm just saying.

12:42🔗 Adam I don't give a rat's ass. I'm not doing anything wrong.

12:46🔗 Drew The rest of us have like emotions that sort of regulate and determine our help us in making judgments. We think, oh, that's scary. Oh, that makes me feel bad. Feelings. Let's slow it down for a minute. Feelings. They're called feelings.

12:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:00🔗 Drew You sort of feel happy or sad. I know you've had some of those once in a while.

13:04🔗 Adam Well, look, I had a feeling of satisfaction when I went through McCarran with a joint today, if that's what you're talking about. No, I'll tell you what really, here really the thought process is for me. I think, oh, I'm going to have to throw the joint away. Oh, I'm going to have to shove it up my ass. Oh, maybe I should eat it. And then, oh, what the hell am I doing? What planet am I from? Am I some time traveler from the future who's been put back to be driven insane by these archaic laws? Who gives a rat's ass? And I'm standing up for my dignity. I'm just, I'm going, you know what, if I want a joint, I'm going to the airport and if Infinity Broadcasting has a mandatory sexual harassment seminar, I'm not going. And if they fire me, they fire me. That's the way it is. Everyone, please stand up. Stand up. Take a stand, everybody. You're not a criminal. You're not a terrorist. Do we have to be treated like criminals? Do you know what I mean? Should we always be on the run? Everyone in LA, should we be driving with our head on a swivel looking out for cops because we're going four miles over the goddamn speed limit or roll through a four way stop sign at four in the morning when there's no traffic on the road? We're not criminals. We didn't do anything wrong. I gotta believe, and this country has a higher per capital inmate population than any other place in the world. Why are we so, no wonder people are freaked out. I don't want to be freaked out. I pay too much in taxes to be freaked out. I don't commit enough crime to be freaked out. All I do is pay a S load in taxes and commit no crimes. I'm not going to walk around freaked out. You know what I mean?

14:41🔗 Drew Yeah, I hear you.

14:41🔗 Adam Can everyone just be that way? Here's how I want to be freaked out, the criminals. They don't seem to be freaked out. They got no problems. They're in their underpants. They got softball bats four in the morning. He's dragging four beers, hanging on one of those six pack bands and he's arguing with the cop and won't put the bat down. He's got no problems. Me, I'm going to have a heart attack because I'm trying to go through the airport with a roach. I'm not a criminal.

15:09🔗 Drew I get that.

15:09🔗 Adam All right. So let's just not act like it.

15:11🔗 Drew I know.

15:12🔗 Adam That's all I'm saying.

15:13🔗 Drew Spirit of the law has been lost.

15:14🔗 No.

15:15🔗 Adam Then the real punishment began when I got on at United and I got that sack of Fiesta Mix.

15:20🔗 Drew Oh no, you did not break into that.

15:21🔗 Adam Oh yes.

15:22🔗 Drew No, you did not.

15:23🔗 Adam Does anyone eat Fiesta Mix on the ground? That's the only thing. Anyone from United is listening.

15:28🔗 Drew Did you make her pick out the nuts?

15:30🔗 Adam There were no nuts. No nuts.

15:33🔗 No nuts.

15:35🔗 Adam No, you know what there was? They're replacing peanuts now with the soy beans, soy bean, which is, in terms of just sort of the cosmic level, going from the only redeeming thing about that horrifying Fiesta Mix was the two and a half peanuts you could salvage from that essential. If they just aborted a fetus into a foil sack and put three peanuts in it, I would rather have it than the two peanut and the Fiesta Mix. That's the only thing you could salvage was the two and a half peanuts that came in the Fiesta Mix. Now you get nothing. You get a soy based bean. And in my whole, yours is my whole thing on the airplane. Is there such a thing as Fiesta Mix on the ground? Is there a vending machine that sells Fiesta Mix? Have you ever seen anyone go into a liquor store? Come on, give me some Fiesta Mix.

16:24🔗 Drew Oh, just a little packets, please.

16:25🔗 Adam Yeah, just a little. Just give me the little one ounce packet of Fiesta Mix. Yeah, generic stuff. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't want anything I recognize. Yeah, the little super mini pretzels that have as much salt in them as a giant pretzel. That's why, somehow they've taken the huge giant ballpark pretzel, they get all the sodium in that and they squeeze it into one the size of a nickel. Yeah, like I want that ass. Does anyone ever throw a party and say, we need more fiesta mix, we're out of fiesta mix? No, they go to the liquor store, they go to the, they eat Snickers bars, they eat M&M's, they eat peanuts, they eat walnuts, they eat beer nuts. Yes, they eat a little smoked little blue diamond smoked. They eat normal food.

17:04🔗 Drew Even potato chips or something.

17:05🔗 Adam Just give me a sack of goddamn Lay's chips, something. Well, I would blow the guy for a Doritos, a sack of Doritos.

17:12🔗 Drew I'm sure.

17:13🔗 Adam Right.

17:14🔗 Drew Or just for whatever.

17:14🔗 Adam Did you get that poor salty, crappy siesta? If he has to make sense. Like everyone is just some horrible holding tank, you know, in some Tijuana prison. And everyone just busts it open. They spread it out on their little table and pathetically pick out what's edible. There's like four things in there that can eat two of them. There's just weird dusty salty mix. It was, I know that stuff must be free because it just must be surplus from the military or from women's prisons or something. But could they just go ahead? Here's the deal. I'm what you call a high roller. Go ahead and tack 46 cents onto my ticket. Go ahead. Give me a sack of Doritos. You know what? Round up to a buck because you know that's the way I do it. I play fast and loose, baby. Fast and loose. I'll pay an extra 36 cents to have my dignity 30,000 feet above the ground. Awesome.

18:02🔗 Drew All right. Let's talk to Fiona. We've left off.

18:03🔗 Adam What about DJ Qualls?

18:05🔗 Drew He's coming in here after the break, you said. Are you going to be in here now?

18:08🔗 Adam That's going to bring him in at minute 10.

18:10🔗 Drew You've already been going for 20.

18:11🔗 Adam You've started talking so much.

18:12🔗 Drew Yeah, I know.

18:13🔗 Adam All right. Let's hold off. We'll take Fiona, we'll take a break, and then we'll do DJ Wright.

18:18🔗 Drew Because Fiona, we left off with when we stopped last show. Fiona?

18:22🔗 Yes?

18:23🔗 Drew Right? We left off with you. Yep. Where were we?

18:26🔗 I don't know.

18:27🔗 Drew Well, what did you want to ask us? Tell us your story.

18:30🔗 I draw hardcore guy on guy porn.

18:33🔗 Adam Right.

18:34🔗 Drew And you've got a bunch of women who are interested in this.

18:36🔗 Yeah, and young girls.

18:38🔗 Drew Young girls.

18:40🔗 Adam So you do the what? It's anime porn, right?

18:43🔗 Yeah, kind of. Like what I do is doujinshi, it's fan comic. So it's like there's a series out there and I draw characters from that series.

18:51🔗 Adam All right.

18:52🔗 Like Harry Potter is a big one.

18:54🔗 Adam Okay. Is Harry Potter doing gay porn?

18:56🔗 Yes.

18:57🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

18:58🔗 Yeah. One of the biggest ones is Harry Potter.

19:01🔗 Drew Is there anything about the any sort of character to these women that are so interested in this? So are they goth or can you tell who they are?

19:09🔗 The young ones are crazy. They run up to the booth screaming and jumping around. It is going insane, insane, insane. The older ones are a lot calmer about it.

19:22🔗 Adam Who's the second and third biggest characters you draw?

19:27🔗 Well, Gundam was always big. Inuyasha, Fumilo Alchemist, those are all big.

19:33🔗 Adam Hold on. Calling all nerds. Who were you talking about?

19:37🔗 It's anime, it's anime characters.

19:40🔗 Adam Oh yeah, no, but you mentioned Harry Potter.

19:42🔗 Yeah.

19:43🔗 Adam So you say these...

19:45🔗 These are series that...

19:47🔗 Adam Yeah, I know, but people get a kick out of seeing recognizable faces being corn holed. Who are some other recognizable faces we might see corn holed?

19:54🔗 Those are really recognizable faces. Those are really recognizable series.

19:57🔗 Drew How about to the normal person?

19:59🔗 Adam Yeah. How about to the non-super nerd?

20:02🔗 The non-super nerd?

20:03🔗 All right.

20:05🔗 Adam Here's what I'm asking.

20:06🔗 Drew I know.

20:06🔗 Adam You know what I'm asking, right?

20:07🔗 Drew We all know who Harry Potter is.

20:08🔗 Adam We all know who Harry Potter is.

20:09🔗 Drew Is there some character like that out there?

20:11🔗 Adam Do you have another one that we might... That's all I'm asking.

20:12🔗 Drew Not the people that are in the anime.

20:14🔗 Adam No, not Gunga Fun and Bavalia Fooch. Idiots. What's going on with these people in the comic books?

20:21🔗 I'm sorry.

20:22🔗 Adam Who's number two that we may have heard of?

20:24🔗 No one else that you might have heard of.

20:26🔗 Drew Okay, thank you.

20:26🔗 Adam That's fine.

20:27🔗 Harry Potter is the only one that's really well known.

20:29🔗 Drew All right.

20:30🔗 Adam Yeah, he's not who?

20:32🔗 Harry Potter.

20:33🔗 Okay, good.

20:34🔗 Adam All right, so you draw this, you draw him in super graphic gay situations?

20:39🔗 Yeah, and really fetishist kind of stuff too.

20:41🔗 Drew What does that mean, leather and stuff?

20:44🔗 Grave and torture and.

20:47🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

20:47🔗 Adam And the kind of stuff you draw is, while not a photograph, obviously in ways much more graphic. I mean, just you can get in the detail. You can really obviously can get them to do things that their agents wouldn't agree to in real life.

21:02🔗 Things that aren't like possible by the laws of physics.

21:05🔗 Adam Yeah. And speaking of laws, isn't it? Isn't Corn on the Cob?

21:10🔗 Yeah. They like to have weird things.

21:12🔗 Adam Yeah. That's what I was going to do with that doobie a couple of hours back.

21:15🔗 Drew Corn on the Cob?

21:17🔗 That's one. There was an anime, a pornographic guy on guy anime made years ago that had Corn on the Cob. And so now a lot of people who were into it asked for Corn on the Cob.

21:28🔗 Adam And as far as the legal part goes, you know, like the company that makes Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter.

21:39🔗 Drew Don't they come after you?

21:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:40🔗 No. It's legal in Japan and you can import these from Japan. Even though it's not legal in America, the anime conventions sell Japanese things and so they just kind of don't care.

21:53🔗 Adam It's not legal because of copyright problems. Right.

21:56🔗 It's legal in Japan. Japan has weird copyright.

21:58🔗 Adam Yeah, right. Okay. Thank you.

22:00🔗 Drew So if you want to, what's your question for your sake?

22:02🔗 Adam It's not legal where we live or where we're talking. And that's why I said that.

22:06🔗 No. But if you make it in Japan, it's legal.

22:08🔗 Drew Okay.

22:08🔗 Adam Now I'm done with it.

22:09🔗 Drew No, no.

22:09🔗 Adam DJ Qualls coming in.

22:10🔗 Drew Oh my God.

22:11🔗 Adam I don't care.

22:11🔗 Drew See, I bet. You had to wait three days to ask her questions for God's sakes.

22:14🔗 Adam Listen, I'm not stupid.

22:15🔗 Drew I know you're not.

22:15🔗 Adam Forget it. Put her on hold.

22:17🔗 Drew She's on hold.

22:17🔗 Adam We'll take a break. Put her on hold again. That's how much on hold I want her. I want her triple on hold.

22:25🔗 Drew Double secret triple hold.

22:27🔗 Adam Hold-bation. We're going to take a quick break. DJ Qualls is here from Hustle and Flow. And we'll be right back after this. Ready for something new? Try Durex tingling condoms. There's sex, and then there's Durex.

23:02🔗 I want to sleep with common people like you. Sean and Allie.

23:08🔗 Adam We want to know. Hey, everybody. It's Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Yeah. DJ Qualls is here. Hustle and Flow.

23:33🔗 DJ Qualls Hello.

23:34🔗 Adam Name of the new movie. We last saw DJ, well, it's been three years.

23:41🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, three years.

23:42🔗 Adam Talking about Road Trip, maybe last time he was here or DVD.

23:45🔗 DJ Qualls I don't remember what I was here for. Or maybe it was the new guy when I was here in 2002.

23:50🔗 Adam Yeah, I can't remember, but I remember I liked him. All we do is we don't remember.

23:56🔗 Drew We're like dogs.

23:57🔗 Adam Yeah. We don't like the way your ass smells.

23:59🔗 DJ Qualls Do you remember thinking I was black the first time I came on the show? That's what you said. The first thing you said to me was, I thought you were black.

24:05🔗 Adam Probably thought that. Whenever you hear the DJ, you got into the Qualls thing and then, yeah, yeah. But anyway, I'm over that now. This time I knew what to expect. We, the movie, I've been hearing some pretty, well first of all, they've been pumping the hell out of it on MTV and every other basic cable station, but there's been some pretty good early reviews and stuff. I realize I was watching entertainment tonight on like Friday and they're talking about a little Oscar, little early Oscar buzz.

24:35🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, people start crapping on it probably right after it comes out because that normally happens. It was basically a movie that nobody in Hollywood wanted to make. I was attached to it for almost three years before it went.

24:46🔗 Adam Oh, really?

24:46🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, John Singleton like sold his house.

24:49🔗 Adam Wow.

24:49🔗 DJ Qualls And we just went down to Memphis and made it for like three million dollars.

24:52🔗 Adam Wow. So this is a Singleton movie.

24:55🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah. Well, I mean, he didn't direct it. He produced it.

24:57🔗 Adam Oh, he didn't direct it.

24:58🔗 DJ Qualls Craig Brewer, a guy who lives in Memphis. He's a writer director from Memphis. He he did it.

25:03🔗 Adam And you I mean, I only know what you play from the commercial where they were having fun calling the light skin black. But are you DJing in this thing or what are you doing in the music producer?

25:17🔗 DJ Qualls I play the piano at Anthony Anderson's characters at his church. And I'm sort of brought in to this pimp's house. Like he's a hardcore sort of Memphis pimp. And I'm I'm a white guy that shows up to help him get his sound together.

25:33🔗 Adam And and your your background is do you have do you do music?

25:38🔗 DJ Qualls No, I play the clarinet.

25:39🔗 Adam That's it.

25:40🔗 DJ Qualls Exactly.

25:41🔗 Adam OK. I didn't know what the DJ.

25:45🔗 DJ Qualls My name is Donald Joseph. That's OK. Yeah.

25:47🔗 Adam Yeah. I didn't think that's what you did. But then DJ Qualls said, well, maybe did something I didn't know about.

25:52🔗 DJ Qualls Oh, very confusing. And the lead character in the movie's name is DJ.

25:56🔗 So yeah.

25:57🔗 Adam Yeah. That's been great on the set.

25:59🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

25:59🔗 Adam So so you like the movie. The movie's good.

26:01🔗 DJ Qualls The movie's amazing. It is by far the best thing I've ever done. Wow.

26:06🔗 Adam And it's is it kind of 8 Mile Ask?

26:10🔗 DJ Qualls I don't think so. I think 8 Mile was kind of commercial and it was specific than it was the life story of Eminem.

26:18🔗 Adam Right.

26:18🔗 DJ Qualls This is just about a guy. It's actually the director's story about how he made his first movie. His wife became a stripper to help him finish his movie. And and he just he sort of really suffered to do it. And that's what the movie is sort of about. And I think while he was scouting locations for his first movie, a pimp rolled up in a Caprice Classic and said, hey, and he had this white girl with him and he was like, hey, are you interested in the girl? And he said, no. And then he tried to sell him the car. And so it was just sort of like attitude of just sort of, you know, doing whatever you have to do to survive.

26:47🔗 Adam Right.

26:48🔗 DJ Qualls And he just sort of took that and ran with it and wrote the script.

26:50🔗 Adam And it's basically the music equivalent to him doing his first feature.

26:55🔗 DJ Qualls Right.

26:56🔗 Adam All right. That is out July 22nd. Yeah. Well, I'm going to watch it. You're going to go.

27:04🔗 Drew Say good day.

27:06🔗 Adam That means Drew wants to take calls. Fiona.

27:09🔗 Yes.

27:10🔗 Adam All right. So you draw the gay Japanese anime.

27:14🔗 Drew And what was your question?

27:16🔗 Well, I hear you talk to strippers all the time, saying they learn to hate men. And by doing that, I want to know if maybe this was going to affect me the same way. It's a little different version.

27:26🔗 Drew And that's kind of funny.

27:28🔗 Never had a relationship.

27:30🔗 Drew That's not so good. But here's my kind of take on this.

27:34🔗 Adam She's got to take some of her eraser and hit that ass a little bit, you know what I mean? Drink that down a little bit.

27:39🔗 Drew Maybe a little more exercise.

27:40🔗 Adam You're going to turn the eraser on yourself, like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Fiona?

27:45🔗 Yes?

27:45🔗 Adam You a big gal?

27:46🔗 No.

27:47🔗 Adam Really?

27:48🔗 Really.

27:49🔗 Adam And something's wrong?

27:49🔗 I'm tall, but I'm not fat.

27:51🔗 Adam And something's wrong with your teeth?

27:53🔗 Nothing. I have great teeth.

27:54🔗 Adam Great teeth and not fat? Nope.

27:58🔗 I've had stalkers. I've had guys hit at me. I just don't get in a relationship. Why?

28:02🔗 Adam I mean, you're clearly strange, but what's up?

28:06🔗 I don't know, like my friends lost their virginity when I was pretty young and they all regretted it. And so I was like, well, I'm never going to do that. Right.

28:16🔗 Adam That should last until about 17 and a half. And then, you know, your brain should, you know, re-function.

28:22🔗 Drew Kick back in. Re-boot, as it were.

28:24🔗 Adam It should boot up again. Yeah.

28:25🔗 It's like, I look at guys and I'm attracted, but I'm like, I don't really want a relationship. And I do want a relationship.

28:31🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal, Fiona. There's the girls that become strippers participate in the men's exploitation of them as a sexual object, which is usually a re-enactment of something that happened to them in childhood when they were exploited by their dad or some neighbor or somebody had sexual abuse with them. That's a totally different thing than what you're doing, which is isolating with your sexuality. You're using it as a way to sort of pull yourself into a fantasy world where no one else participates with you. And it's a very aggressive kind of, I wonder if you're sort of angry at this isolation and the way to let that out is through these aggressive images.

29:07🔗 Adam It's definitely weird. I mean anyone who's into that anime is a weirdo. It's horribly, it's aesthetically hard stuff to look at. Just, I can't stand that junk. I get angry. It's weird to me. It's like, I was switching channels around and I see that Pokemon thing and it's like, I have to dive on the remote. I can't change it fast enough.

29:32🔗 Drew It's like annoying sounds. Yeah, like sounds like, ah, ah, ah, like chalk nails on a blackboard.

29:38🔗 Adam Yes, that's what it is. It's like it hits on a sort of weird visceral level that just transcends bad art. Like, you know, I want to see a crappy cartoon. I'll watch Grape Ape. Yeah. That's a crappy cartoon.

29:50🔗 Drew That's a crappy cartoon.

29:51🔗 Adam This runs much deeper than that. And then my theory always is, is if it hits me on some visceral level, and it's like, ah, I have to avert my gaze and I can't stay in it and I have to change the channel. Then you show me people that are into him. Weirdos. That means they're bizarre weirdos. They have to be.

30:08🔗 Drew Let you hear that, DJ. So anything, if you don't like what Adam likes, you're a bizarre weirdo.

30:12🔗 Adam Yes.

30:13🔗 Drew Or if you like what he doesn't like, you're a bizarre weirdo.

30:15🔗 DJ Qualls I agree with the Japanimai thing. It's a weird thing. It's too real, but it's almost like, it looks like child porn to me.

30:23🔗 Drew That's what this is.

30:24🔗 Adam It's a weird thing that's embraced ironically by weirdos. Of course. Like if some guy just said, look, we're driving across country. I'm a huge Japanese anime fan. What would you be like?

30:35🔗 Drew Drive out of the car.

30:36🔗 Adam Yeah, I bet you'd just drag me behind the car in a mechanics creeper. I'll be fine. I'll just hang onto the bumper. I'll stand on a skateboard and you just drag me. Wouldn't you rather opt for that?

30:47🔗 Drew Yep.

30:48🔗 Adam Okay.

30:48🔗 Drew All right. But Fiona, so the deal is...

30:50🔗 Adam Fiona's a weirdo.

30:51🔗 Drew Well, it's about her isolating and why is she isolating? So why are you... You're like Unibomber, Fiona. Why are you isolating so much?

30:57🔗 I really don't know. I had a normal childhood and I had that stalker when I was about 15, but that was it.

31:04🔗 Drew Do you ever have any other symptoms? Do you ever hear voices or see things or anything like that?

31:08🔗 No.

31:09🔗 Drew Nothing like that.

31:09🔗 Adam Well, look, Drew, one...

31:12🔗 You what? I'm an insomniac, and when I don't sleep for too long, I start blacking out sometimes.

31:17🔗 Adam Drew, isn't one out of every 10 weirdos just a weirdo?

31:21🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

31:21🔗 Adam They weren't molested?

31:23🔗 Drew They weren't abused? Yes, yes.

31:25🔗 Adam That's you, Fiona. You're just a weirdo, baby.

31:28🔗 Drew Here's a way you can get out of that, have a relationship.

31:30🔗 Adam How about you... Yeah.

31:31🔗 Drew Crawl out of your hole and start dealing with people.

31:33🔗 Adam Just go do it.

31:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:34🔗 Can I ask one more question?

31:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:36🔗 Drew Real quick.

31:37🔗 It's about... I want to know if it's still okay. Like I said, a lot of it's fetishist stuff, and some of these are like children, like they're 17. And I want to know if that was still okay to draw.

31:47🔗 Drew Well, in the cosmic sort of scales of justice...

31:51🔗 Adam You're drawing, you mean you're drawing underage cartoons.

31:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:55🔗 When I first started and I was 14, I didn't mind drawing 14-year-olds. And now when I get requests from people that are 12 or 11, I'm like, no.

32:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:05🔗 Adam What do you mean requests? Like specific, like they send you a picture of their nephew?

32:09🔗 It's like $20,000, I do, commissions.

32:13🔗 Adam So like I could take a picture of my nine-year-old nephew and send it to you and draw a picture of him naked for me?

32:18🔗 Yes. That wouldn't be $20,000. I'd be like, a couple hundred.

32:21🔗 Adam Yeah, but I'd do it for free by just kicking in the bathroom door one day when he was swimming.

32:25🔗 Drew A couple hundred thousand?

32:26🔗 Adam That's a couple hundred dollars, I think she said.

32:28🔗 But I wouldn't do, like I don't do that. Right.

32:31🔗 Adam Well, you know what I'd have you do? I'd have you just put a mustache on him, so it seemed like he was older.

32:35🔗 Drew Here's the deal.

32:35🔗 Adam Nine year old with a goat's pee.

32:36🔗 Drew Let's talk about this in terms of the scales of ethical justice.

32:39🔗 Adam And then I put my finger over the mustache when I was looking at it. I'll put a little tape over it.

32:43🔗 Drew On one hand, you could argue that these people getting pictures of this child porn is better than them having real pictures of real humans doing things. It could divert that need or at least that market.

32:55🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like them saying, at least they're drinking and smoking weed, not actually doing coke. Which we all know just means they just start doing coke eventually.

33:03🔗 Drew Exactly, and that's the thing about these pictures is that I think it's like, you have to be cold turkey on these behaviors that are so dangerous. You can't massage it anyway because it will go off into that direction.

33:10🔗 Adam These people need to be swatted like flies. They're weirdos.

33:13🔗 Drew So the bottom line is if you want to know it's not okay in terms of what you're doing for other people and for children, in terms of your own soul, I think it takes a piece of it with you. I really do.

33:21🔗 Adam I'm not really into the slippery slope stuff. I can't stand the slippery slope very.

33:26🔗 Drew This is momentum. This is the slippery slope.

33:28🔗 Adam Yes. I'm saying in the field of anything that pertains to child pornography or any kind of stuff that even seems close to that, I'm a big fan of the slippery slope stuff. I don't, oh yeah, you just get off the 12-year-olds in their underpants. They're not really doing anything. That's enough. I don't want to give you that. It's going to lead into other things.

33:49🔗 Drew I wouldn't even, it's not a slippery slope that you slide into. It's drives that are intensified.

33:53🔗 Adam It's a momentum.

33:54🔗 Drew It's momentum, exactly.

33:55🔗 Adam Right. I'm just saying there are other, I don't want to sound like I'm contradicting myself because I argue against the slippery slope thing oftentimes. This is not that.

34:05🔗 Drew You mean it's not a slippery slope that us turning left during left red arrows is going to lead to us running through stoplights and just drive my car to a wall?

34:15🔗 Adam Right.

34:15🔗 Drew I think that's what it'll lead to.

34:16🔗 Adam That's what I'm talking about.

34:18🔗 DJ Qualls It's a compulsion though, right?

34:20🔗 Drew Yeah, of sorts. Compulsion is not a strong enough word, really. I mean compulsion is things that trouble you and you don't want to do and you sometimes are compulsive. This is something you must do.

34:30🔗 Adam Would have been funny if DJ said F in compulsion. That would have sounded funny. I mean, yeah. And I don't know how you get it out of somebody.

34:39🔗 Drew Well, you certainly don't reinforce it.

34:41🔗 Adam Well, here's what I, let's talk about this because it's Sunday night. You know, might as well get heavy. I think there's this thought that we have that we're starting to realize may not be correct, which is as a sane, we're all right thinking, sane people who would never do anything sexual to a child. And as a matter of fact, it's not in our vocabulary. It's bizarre. Couldn't even think about it, you know. But we think we can take this sanity and sort of inject it into somebody who doesn't have these thoughts. And I'm starting to wonder if that's possible. If you, like I always say, Drew, you like the ladies, you're passionate, passionate man, sensual, sensuous, passionate, sensuous, sensuous, sensuous, your sensual, passionate man. And if I said to you, look, hey, hey, no more ladies now. That's enough. Now you know you're doing wrong. We need some 12 year old boys. You'd be sneaking out to get the chicks. No matter what we told you, you might go long. I mean, you might go, yeah, give me a 13 year old. Then you sneak out the window and go find yourself a chick.

35:53🔗 Drew Right. Then you're saying the converse is the same.

35:55🔗 Adam The converse is, and even maybe stronger because what they're doing is not even like, I don't know if they're as flexible as we could be. They're insane. You find a guy who thinks it's a nice idea to be with a nine-year-old male sexually, you're going to have a hard time telling that guy that's wrong, or you can tell him it's wrong all you want. You have a hard time convincing him to stop. I don't know that we can, and I think our thought as a society is, is what we're saying and we're right, and if we just tell him what the answer is and listen.

36:29🔗 Drew The biggest misconception we have is that somehow reason will prevail.

36:33🔗 Adam That's right.

36:33🔗 Drew If we just convince them and help them understand why this is wrong, oh, then they'll stop doing it. Right. No, we're not talking about that part of the brain. That part of the brain works fine. It's a different part you can't talk to that doesn't communicate with the outside, that is just a drive system that doesn't have logic, doesn't have language, and it prevails.

36:49🔗 Adam Yes. Look, I'm the same way with the pedophiles as I am with the terrorists. Look, we can only convince these people that we're good, caring people that just wanted to spread our form of government, and now they want to blow us up even more. Maybe we just got to go crush them. Anyone who wants to blow us up, we go blow them up, and anyone who wants to F a nine-year-old, put them in the ground. And then we keep moving, and all the normal people that don't want to F a nine-year-old and don't want to blow up a bus in England, we get to all just go about our lives. It's awesome, isn't it?

37:21🔗 DJ Qualls Because I do wonder about that. When people get released from prison for abusing children.

37:25🔗 Drew Oh, they aren't letting go of that.

37:26🔗 Yeah, right.

37:27🔗 Drew Well, they're trying to convince Adam out of the big pop.

37:30🔗 Adam I like big jugs, because I'm super healthy.

37:34🔗 Drew Uber male.

37:35🔗 Adam Yeah, and the point is, you put me in the joint for eight years, first thing I want is jugs when I get out. That's number one. I want some Haagen-Dazs, and I want some giant areolas. That's what I want. Big areola Sunday. With a nipple on top. All right. Let's take a break. Please. DJ Qualls is here.

37:55🔗 Place it clear now.

37:57🔗 Adam Hustle and Flow, name of his show, coming out on the 22nd, and I'm guessing everywhere. Wide release.

38:03🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, wide.

38:04🔗 Adam Wide. Super wide. July 22nd. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

38:09🔗 Drew 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1.

38:12🔗 Loveline will be right back.

38:23🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. DJ Qualls is here tonight. Hustle and Flow. Name of the movie. I've been seeing a lot of commercials for it. I've almost deemed it is one of those movies that may be too cool for me to watch.

38:41🔗 DJ Qualls It's really not. No, it's about a bunch of poor people, like trying to do the best they can.

38:46🔗 Adam I know, but they know they're cool on some level.

38:49🔗 Drew This may stir up some feelings for you, Adam.

38:52🔗 Adam Yeah, I see a good movie where things are getting blown up and the aliens are landing. I think I could do that, but this movie seems like it might be too good for me to watch.

39:05🔗 DJ Qualls It's a good movie, but I think you can relate to a black pimp from Memphis. You have that vibe.

39:11🔗 Adam Yeah, I do. Well, first off, as any pimp knows, green is for the money and gold is for the honey. Because my dear, dear friend, Bishop Don Magic Juan, told me that many years ago when we traveled about with him. Yeah, drinking off his chalice, driving around in the, I think we're driving in his Rolls, maybe his Caddy.

39:31🔗 Drew Over to his apartment in Culver City, I think.

39:34🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, there was a...

39:37🔗 DJ Qualls This is a real pimp, like he doesn't have the chalice. This guy's a real pimp. No, but this guy's pimpin $2 hoes, like he's not pimpin.

39:45🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

39:46🔗 Drew He's a hardcore pimp.

39:47🔗 Adam No, yeah, no. Don Magic One has become a caricature of himself over the last few years. But first off, one of the few guys who has a Rolls Royce, has a Cadillac and lives in a crappy apartment. There aren't too many guys driving a Rolls live in a crappy apartment.

40:05🔗 Drew And drinks out of a gold chalice.

40:07🔗 Adam Yeah. And we pulled up into his apartment, and we're doing a man show thing. And he was just there. And it was like it was like a scene. It was it was like a scene from Animal House, where they go into that black bar and they're like, Otis, my man. And everyone just turns and looks at me and Jimmy just come walking in. There's like nine like the guys look like gangbangers just sitting there. We're the only white guys in the place. They're they're eating like Popeye's chicken and playing, you know, Nintendo. And they're just baked out of their brains. You cloud of smoke. And Jimmy and I come walking in and are wearing like tough skins and velour shirts. And I, hey fellas, what's happening? And I'll just turn around and smoke just staring at these bloodshot eyes that have no idea who we are, what we're doing there. Then later on, Don Magic Wand, you know, showed us the ropes.

40:58🔗 Drew I remember I interviewed a pimp once named like Rose Paddle or something for a webcast.

41:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:03🔗 Drew Remember that guy? Did he come up here? Yeah.

41:06🔗 Adam Yes, he did.

41:07🔗 Drew And he was talking about how he beat his women and how they need that, they ask for that.

41:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:11🔗 Drew Which is an interesting thing. People who are physically abusive or even sexually abusive often believe that because somebody doesn't run away from them or doesn't sort of fight back, that that means they need it or want it. It's how they interpret them. It allows them to go on with their behaviors.

41:25🔗 Adam Pimp is one of these... Pimp is actually a gig that you get a better shake at in movies than you do in real life. Real pimps are probably abusive, criminal, drug addicts.

41:39🔗 Drew Absolutely.

41:40🔗 Adam Absolutely. Just, no way. Your average pimp is just as probably low as a guy gets, but we've made him into sort of a nice caricature on TV and movies and things like that. And he's actually, they get a pretty good shake.

41:55🔗 DJ Qualls We put him in a nice purple hat with a feather coming out the door.

41:58🔗 Adam And he's got a little information for Starsky and everything's cool. Yeah. I wonder, but I wonder who has gotten a bad shake. You know what I mean? Like, firemen get a good shake. I'll tell you who gets a bad shake. Pimps get, you know, pimps are full-blown criminals and at best they're just sort of lovable troublemakers in movies, right? Firemen are the greatest guys in the world in any movie, right? I'll tell you who gets a bad shake. National Guardsmen. They're always nincompoops. They're always like sort of when the hero's coming up to them, dude, you can't get past here. And they're always trying to explain things to them. You don't understand. You're going the wrong way. You're going to get hurt. And they won't listen. And then they go and then the ray hits them and they blow up. Like, you ever met a smart, has there ever been a smart National Guardsman in any movie of any kind?

42:47🔗 Drew No.

42:48🔗 Adam Like, some just MPs to get better MPs and National Guardsmen. Any movie that they're in, they're just always the clod dirt brain idiot who's trying to get in the way of the guy who knows what the real answer is.

43:01🔗 Drew We know it gets a bad.

43:02🔗 Adam You know what they want to do, too? They want to shoot at whatever it is. And the person is saying, no, don't shoot at them. If you shoot it out of the way and they fire the fire, the gun and then the laser start going off and things start disintegrating.

43:15🔗 Drew Never smart National Guardsmen Throughout film history? Throughout film history.

43:19🔗 Adam Yes.

43:19🔗 Drew Who else? Anybody in authority who is trying to be helpful.

43:25🔗 Adam Well, I would say white guys in authority get a bad rap.

43:28🔗 Drew Doctors get a bad rap.

43:29🔗 Adam Any guy, any white guy owns a company.

43:32🔗 Drew Right. Bad rap.

43:33🔗 Adam Well, he's trying to rape the land, man. Hurt the indigenous people, make a buck. Sean?

43:40🔗 Yes.

43:40🔗 Adam You're 18?

43:41🔗 Caller Yep.

43:42🔗 Adam What's happening?

43:44🔗 Nothing much.

43:45🔗 Adam College deans probably have gotten the worst shake over the last 30 years in movies.

43:50🔗 Yes.

43:50🔗 Adam No cool college dean. Go ahead, Sean.

43:53🔗 Yeah. I got a question for the doctor. I heard previously not too long ago that there's an operation for somebody like me who has a crooked penis.

44:04🔗 Drew There is. Yeah. Oh, sure there is. In fact, I did a show about these penile surgeries for Discovery Health Channel Wednesday midnight. I think it's coming up in a week or two, this particular one. Yeah, nice.

44:13🔗 Caller Well, you did the enlargement.

44:15🔗 Drew I did the enlargement. We talked about the crookeds and stuff too. And there's various procedures that can be done. I will tell you that primarily there's a couple reasons why you would get it done. One is if you have erectile dysfunction, pain, or trouble sustaining an erection, or if you find your partner is having pain with intercourse. Like it hurts to your your heterosexual, right? Yes. And so if your female partner is complaining that it's hurting them, then you might want to get it corrected. The fact is though that basically they correct it by sort of bringing, swinging over the short side to the long side. Does that make sense? Yeah.

44:51🔗 Adam Pulling it straight.

44:52🔗 Drew Yeah. By cutting a pie out of it. Yeah. Like a pie slice out and that shortens it.

44:56🔗 Adam It's called a cake slice.

44:58🔗 Drew Cake slice.

44:58🔗 Adam I don't like cake as much. I like pie. I don't like to think of a penis pie.

45:02🔗 Drew All right. So cake, you don't like penis pie. So it's cake pie.

45:05🔗 Adam It's a little better than mince meat, actually.

45:07🔗 Drew Penis cake. Penis cake's okay? Yeah. It's one time cake is okay with you.

45:11🔗 Adam I just, you know, I like pie better than cake and I don't like the pie chart. I want it to be a cake chart. I want my piece of the cake, you know. I like to be cake, you know, when taking your cut of the cake.

45:22🔗 Drew So you want to be sure to talk to urologists and or plastic surgeons that have extensive experience with this.

45:27🔗 Adam Now, let me say this, Drew.

45:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:29🔗 Adam Guys who get a bad shake on TV and movies. Most guys who ride motorcycles are bad guys in all these movies, whether it's the crazy Japanese sort of gang, that ninja gang that pulls up next to the guys driving the car, or it's just your basic filthy biker.

45:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:43🔗 Adam But the guy who commandeers a motorcycle is always a great guy.

45:47🔗 Drew Right.

45:47🔗 Adam That's a guy who knocks somebody off their bike and hops on it.

45:50🔗 Drew Right.

45:50🔗 Adam That guy's a great guy.

45:52🔗 Drew Right.

45:52🔗 Adam That's, you know, that's Stallone from First Blood, you know, that's any time you get, you know, knock the guy off the guy, you're being chased, you got to get on the bike. That guy's a great guy. But the guy who rides the bike full time, bad guy.

46:04🔗 Drew Bad guy.

46:04🔗 Adam Interesting.

46:05🔗 Drew It's an important lesson there.

46:06🔗 Adam Powerful.

46:07🔗 Drew Do not ride motorbikes full time.

46:09🔗 Adam No. Commandeer them.

46:11🔗 Drew Nay.

46:11🔗 Adam Once in a while, go running out on the street in front of the courthouse, knock some guy down, it's just commuting on his bike and take the bike, and the bike will spin around a little on the ground, then you hop on it. And that guy should flap his arms around and go, hey, come back, or something generic.

46:25🔗 Drew You're immediately a hero.

46:26🔗 DJ Qualls I want you to try that, because you know everything happens just like it does in the movies in real life, so go right out and do that.

46:31🔗 Adam I just like the guy, hey, come back, has anyone ever stopped? Like, what did the guy get his bike commandeered?

46:36🔗 Drew By the way, you're getting carjacked. Just because you have a bicycle doesn't mean you're not getting carjacked.

46:39🔗 Adam Do you think the guy got his bike commandeered eight months ago and yelled, hey, come back, and the guy doubled around and said, sorry, gave him the bike back, sorry, man, I freaked. I don't know what I'm saying.

46:47🔗 Drew I want to be a hero.

46:48🔗 Adam Does anyone come back when you yell, hey, come back?

46:52🔗 Drew Get back here.

46:53🔗 Adam It's like when you do the phone thing, hey, hello, hello? Is everyone on the 55th button? Hello? Yeah, I'm here. I'm still here. All right. DJ Qualls is here tonight. Hustle and Flow, name of his new joint. Take a out on the 22nd of July, a quick break. He's going to be on Leno tomorrow night, I should mention too.

47:13🔗 Drew But Conan the next night.

47:14🔗 Adam And Conan the night after the next night.

47:17🔗 DJ Qualls They're on Wednesday.

47:18🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

47:58🔗 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:02🔗 Adam I could see myself playing the drums in this song.

48:05🔗 Yeah, right now.

48:06🔗 Adam No, now I'm on the guitar.

48:07🔗 Now I'm on the guitar. So I go over to the guitar now.

48:11🔗 Adam But now I'm on the drums again.

48:13🔗 See, that's what I do.

48:15🔗 Adam When I play air stuff, this system is down, I'll switch around. I might be playing the bass, and then the guitar solo comes around, I'm playing that.

48:21🔗 Drew Kick John off.

48:22🔗 Adam Yeah, kick John off that bass.

48:25🔗 Give me that axe.

48:28🔗 Drew You got that face, John.

48:30🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, John's on the drums. Yeah, you go eat your baba ganoush, I'll beat the skins. Thank you very much. System of down, everybody. DJ Qualls isn't here tonight. He's a good little movie called Hustle and Flow, and he says, best movie he's ever been in.

48:49🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, well, you should see the movies I've been in.

48:51🔗 Adam Well, I have. Road trip.

48:52🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, well, actually, yeah, that was great for me at the start of my career, but it's not exactly Academy Award stuff.

48:58🔗 Adam No, it's a fun following.

49:00🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, it was fun.

49:00🔗 Adam You know, the only part of that movie I didn't like? They were jumping a Ford Taurus over a ravine. Maybe it was DJ Qualls who actually had to say, this car is going to be traveling at 50 miles an hour in the hypotenuse of the angle.

49:16🔗 DJ Qualls No, that was Paul Costanzo.

49:18🔗 Adam Oh, sorry.

49:19🔗 DJ Qualls Now of Joey.

49:20🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yeah, he went on to explain that a 1986 Ford Taurus station wagon weighs 1,300 pounds and traveling at 40 miles an hour is like the car was 4,000 pounds. You guys were off by 300 percent. There's no car on the road that weighs under 3,000 pounds. Maybe like a two seater Lotus. It doesn't exist. There's no car ever been built. That's not true that you're talking about a go-kart or a motorcycle. Which is one of those things where I get angry because I know stuff and I realize people that write scripts never seem to know anything about anything technically. Just get on the goddamn computer. Let's look it up.

49:56🔗 Drew You would think there'd be people checking that kind of thing. Producers.

50:01🔗 Adam TV, if you know anything, TV annoys you normally in movies as well. Whenever they get technical, they're like, hey buddy, oh, what's this baby? Oh, it's got hollowed out cams on it and a 445. Hollowed out cams? That doesn't exist. You can't just make stuff up. Just go to the stupid computer and look up something about a car.

50:19🔗 Drew Here's what makes me angry.

50:19🔗 Adam I yelled this at Ivan Reitman, by the way.

50:21🔗 Drew Well, that's what I was gonna say.

50:22🔗 Adam At his home.

50:23🔗 Drew You know some stuff about these things. And if you were to be saying something, they go, oh, we gotta check that out. Well, we'll see about that. I know things too. And I-

50:31🔗 Adam True as a doctor, everybody.

50:32🔗 Drew Yeah, saying stuff and they'll go, well, we're gonna have to check the facts on this.

50:36🔗 Adam Yes, true.

50:37🔗 Drew That's when you check the facts.

50:38🔗 Adam No respect.

50:39🔗 Drew When experts tell you things, then you gotta check the facts.

50:42🔗 Adam DJ, seriously, 1,300 pounds for a Ford Taurus station wagon.

50:47🔗 DJ Qualls I know.

50:47🔗 Drew He's holding you accountable. You should have spoken up.

50:49🔗 DJ Qualls Dude, it was my first movie. Spoken up.

50:50🔗 Drew I was like, Mr. Director.

50:52🔗 Adam Could have jumped in. You had the script.

50:53🔗 DJ Qualls I was excited to be making $2,000 a week.

50:55🔗 Drew But that wasn't your first time in front of the camera, though, that line.

50:59🔗 DJ Qualls Oh, no, no, no.

50:59🔗 Drew No, no.

51:00🔗 Adam It wasn't his line, though, the guy from Joey's other brand.

51:02🔗 DJ Qualls No, but we had a big explosion that day. Like, the car exploded like 30 feet from me, and I was so nervous about that. I wasn't thinking about, and plus, as an actor, you don't listen to the other actors.

51:11🔗 Adam Yeah, you're right.

51:12🔗 DJ Qualls You're worried about yourself. That wasn't my line.

51:14🔗 Adam I know. I always like it when you go in, they're like, did you read the script? You're like, well, I read some of my parts. What do you mean, the whole script? No, why do I want to know their parts? Just fill my head with other parts, other pieces, parts. The other thing that got me mad recently was War of the Worlds had a car thing in it. Anyone see War of the Worlds?

51:37🔗 No?

51:37🔗 Adam No. Disappointing.

51:39🔗 Drew Oh, was it?

51:39🔗 Oh, yeah.

51:40🔗 Drew Oh, I'm so glad to hear that.

51:41🔗 DJ Qualls Tom Cruise is going to kick your ass now.

51:43🔗 Adam Disappointing. He's going to jump on me like over his head.

51:45🔗 Drew I heard a lot of people say they like the effects of stuff.

51:48🔗 Adam Good effects. Story was weak.

51:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:50🔗 Adam A lot of, I mean, Spielberg. I like the guy normally, but screwed this one up. But there was this whole thing where he commandeered a van, and it was the only van that ran because he knew it was the starting solenoid, and I had to ruin it for my wife by explaining to her in the middle of the movie that even if the starter solenoid was bad on every car in the world, which is that was the whole premise, and he got the one car, and he was smart enough to change it, and that's why he could drive it. You could bump start every single manual shift car, which 60 percent of the cars in the road would be riding. So he's driving through this wasteland of stalled cars, but you just drop it into second gear, pop the clutch, and start the car. It's a horrible premise.

52:33🔗 Drew You don't need a starter.

52:34🔗 Adam You don't need a starter. I've started my Mazda truck that way almost every day for like two years pushing it down the street.

52:40🔗 DJ Qualls Well, you really pay attention, don't you, when you watch movies? I don't pay attention.

52:43🔗 Adam I get angry.

52:45🔗 Drew Movies are responsible for setting our cultural tone.

52:47🔗 Adam Yes, come on. You make movies, you should pay attention to them.

52:51🔗 DJ Qualls I don't watch them, though.

52:52🔗 Adam Well, you see them, but you don't watch them, man.

52:55🔗 Exactly.

52:56🔗 You know what I mean?

52:58🔗 Adam Wow.

52:59🔗 Drew I know this is a heavy job.

53:00🔗 Adam That's heavy, man. That's right. And he made a movie, but this is a film.

53:05🔗 Drew That's right.

53:05🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

53:06🔗 DJ Qualls You should do an article about that for High Times Magazine.

53:10🔗 Adam Thank you.

53:10🔗 Drew I'm following everybody's high.

53:12🔗 Caller Paul?

53:14🔗 Adam You're 26?

53:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:16🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going?

53:16🔗 Adam You know the cool thing about High Times Magazine? You probably can just keep repeating the same article.

53:21🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

53:23🔗 Drew I've seen his pictures.

53:24🔗 Adam Sean made the cover again this month. It's fantastic. You just do a tour of Snoop's House every single... You really could publish the exact same article three weeks, three issues later for eternity and no one ever... Who are they going to write a letter? Do you write a letter?

53:43🔗 Drew Dear Mr. Editor.

53:45🔗 Adam Dear Head Hasher. It left this reader cold. Paul?

53:54🔗 Caller Yeah, hey, how's it going, guys?

53:55🔗 Adam What's happening?

53:57🔗 Caller So, um, guess my question's for Dr. Drew Adam. Obviously, feel free to chime in. But, uh, so for the past three months or so, maybe about a dozen times now, I've woken up in the morning to my girlfriend asking me if I remembered what I did and what I said last night, and it turns out that I've been having, like, sleep-sect with her, very, like, aggressive. I'll just wake up in the middle of the night, but not even be awake so much, and get very aggressive with her, not violent, but some of the things that come out of my mouth that she tells me I said are definitely not of my normal character.

54:25🔗 Drew And you're asleep.

54:26🔗 Adam And you have, you have no recollection of this.

54:30🔗 Caller No, Adam saved a dozen times. It's happened twice. I've, uh, like had a vague memory of me. All I thought I did was kind of, you know, rubbing and fondling and then, but I passed right back out after like 10 to 20 seconds of it.

54:40🔗 Drew Do you, do you have a history of other sorts of sleep disturbances when you were growing up, say?

54:45🔗 Caller No, I've always been like sleeping is one thing. I've never had a problem with it.

54:48🔗 Drew So you never sleptwalk? You never had night terrors?

54:51🔗 Caller No, none of that. Maybe when I was a kid, like twice, three times, I like, I ended up in my, like, sleptwalking to my parents' bed maybe like one or two times, three times.

54:59🔗 Drew All right.

55:00🔗 Adam Is it, hey, is it sleepwalked or slept, that's sleepwalked.

55:04🔗 Drew Sleepwalked.

55:04🔗 Adam Hey, is, uh, now, is this the first woman you've slept with consistently?

55:10🔗 Caller Um, I'd say as far as, like, spending the night and everything, yes, like, I've definitely had girlfriends and stuff where I spent the night, but never this much, pretty much on a nightly basis.

55:18🔗 Drew This is the break it in.

55:19🔗 Adam Yeah. I think there's a certain novelty in it. There's a weird thing is, you know, when you're relatively young and you, you stay with a woman consistently at the beginning, that you may be asleep, but your penis is up. I mean, it's like, whoa, I ain't going to bed. What's going on? There's a chick here. You know what I mean?

55:38🔗 Caller But why is it such like, according to her, like some of the things that come out of my mouth, they're just like not what I would normally say in any way whatsoever. It's like, it's pretty vulgar.

55:47🔗 Drew Like what? You seem to want to tell us what it is, so.

55:49🔗 Adam No, I don't get that.

55:51🔗 Caller I'll feel free to abbreviate, so you won't have to believe me. I'll say things like, I want to F the F in S out of you. I want to suck on your F in T's.

56:02🔗 Adam Listen, you MF-ing B. I want to F the S out of your T's with my throbbing C. And shoot, a hot loaded J all over your B's. It's really awesome what we've turned into as a society, isn't it?

56:23🔗 Drew Oh, my goodness.

56:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:26🔗 Drew Oh, there you go.

56:27🔗 Yeah.

56:28🔗 Adam We'll be doing some C-H-ing.

56:30🔗 Drew All right. OK.

56:31🔗 OK.

56:32🔗 Drew OK. Actually, strangely enough, that you can say. You don't have to say C-H-ing. Strangely enough.

56:41🔗 Yeah.

56:44🔗 Drew You spent too long in Vegas. It's changed you.

56:47🔗 Adam Now, give me an F and B while I watch some sports C. Yeah.

56:53🔗 Drew All right, Paul, this is a this is not an uncommon thing or it's certainly not common, but it's not unheard of. Let's put it that way. You want any medication? Do you do drugs, alcohol?

57:03🔗 Adam No, no, nothing.

57:05🔗 Drew All right. Usually, this is a form of sleep disturbance. There can be mood disturbances, bipolar disorder, those kinds of things sometimes associated with this. Sleep terrors, sleepwalking, that kind of thing is often a precursor to this. Even seizure type phenomenon. I wouldn't be surprised if you were under a lot of stress with serious kinds of sleep deprivation going on right now. This is just sort of a manifestation of that. There are people who have tried medication to sort of push this down when these things happen. I've treated a lot of patients that get up and rip their room apart. They have rages at night. They have night terrors and rages and things. Really? Yeah, it's crazy.

57:40🔗 DJ Qualls You grew out of that though? I heard that you grew out of night terrors.

57:42🔗 Drew Night terrors, but then they turn into these kinds of things when you're an adult.

57:46🔗 Adam Just start destroying the room?

57:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:48🔗 Adam What are their spouses?

57:50🔗 Drew It scares the hell out of them. You can't wake them up because that would hurt them. Yeah.

57:55🔗 Adam No, I would hit them with a hose.

57:56🔗 Drew Yeah. You got to bring them down. You got to call them.

57:59🔗 Adam Oh, my God. Yeah, I mean, that's going to freak your wife out.

58:04🔗 Drew That's kind of a drug addict thing. That's people doing their withdrawal and stuff.

58:07🔗 Adam All right. Here's the other thing, too. You know, people, guys want to know, why all the dark, misogynistic things? I do, I know this point has been pounded into the ground, but I think as guys, there's a lot of stuff that resides within us in our DNA that we have to sort of repress a little bit. And when you fall asleep or you get high enough or drunk enough, it starts to sort of rear its ugly head. Well, I mean, it's no wonder why everyone's dreams are much less passive than what they are. I mean, they're much more aggressive than they are passive, you know? That's what's sort of running around in your weird reptilian brain somewhere. All right. Heavy, man.

58:48🔗 Caller Well said.

58:49🔗 Adam Noah?

58:51🔗 Caller Hello?

58:52🔗 Caller You're 15?

58:53🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh my God. It's an honor for you to take my call.

58:56🔗 Adam It's great to hear from you. You're calling from Los Gatos. What is that? Is that the cat?

59:04🔗 Drew That's a very nice place south of San Francisco.

59:08🔗 Adam Oh, really?

59:08🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. I'm shocked that you took my call.

59:11🔗 Adam But is it called the cat?

59:13🔗 Caller The cat.

59:15🔗 Adam The cat's... You live in a city called the cat?

59:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:19🔗 Drew How dare you?

59:19🔗 Adam The cat's...

59:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:21🔗 Adam Yeah. It's weird.

59:24🔗 Drew We live in a city called the Angels. The Corolla.

59:27🔗 Adam Adam, wait a minute. You screwed that up. Yeah, we live in the Angels. Well, it's like the city of the Angels.

59:33🔗 Drew But it's the city of the cats.

59:35🔗 Adam The city of the cats. It's a crap. You know, it's fleas and crap everywhere.

59:42🔗 Drew The problem is the names that we've chosen for all California cities gets very confusing.

59:47🔗 Adam Well, let me just say this. I would say one of the number, maybe the number one issue facing all these border cities is illegal immigration. And when every city is in every street and every street, you know, it's like, well, you go to San Diego, leave for Mexico. You're giving a guy Metro not to go to San Diego, not to go to Chula Vista, not to go to Sierra Madre, Sierra Madre, not to take Sepulveda Boulevard over over to Los Feliz.

1:00:20🔗 Drew Anyway, go to San Bernardino.

1:00:22🔗 Adam Yeah, and stop.

1:00:23🔗 Drew Via Marisol.

1:00:24🔗 Adam Hit Santa Barbara on your way out to San, you know, pass through San Clemente and go into Santa Barbara and then San Rafael. And it never ends. It doesn't end. We don't have a name. The city doesn't have a Spanish surname to it. It keeps going. So it's weird. It's sort of weird telling it, don't come to this place we've named for you. It's weird.

1:00:47🔗 Drew And we all speak Spanish.

1:00:49🔗 Adam Yeah, it's over. I'm going to Canada. Go ahead.

1:00:52🔗 Drew Where they speak French.

1:00:53🔗 Adam That's right. Go ahead, Noah.

1:00:56🔗 Caller Okay. Germany or Florida. A family ate breakfast for 18 months from the surface of a broken deep freezer that contained the mummified body of their seven-year-old son. The Grizzly discovered what? Yeah.

1:01:08🔗 Adam Grizzly. Yeah.

1:01:10🔗 Caller The Grizzly discovered-

1:01:13🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:01:15🔗 Caller The Grizzly discovered will trigger a major inquiry into the shortcomings of social services, which do not energetically investigate the fate of the boy despite his absence from school for more than a year. We found the body in a search of a five-room apartment owned by the people who have eight other children aged between five and 20. The mother was detained and reportedly told the police that the child had been dead since December 2002. The problem is that it's unclear.

1:01:39🔗 Adam This has to be Florida.

1:01:41🔗 Drew It has to be Florida, yeah.

1:01:42🔗 Adam I mean I know this is either, well to me it's either it's either Jewish or Asian family. I mean it's impossible to be anything other than Jew or Asian.

1:01:50🔗 Caller I mean that's kind of what we're doing because I'm Jewish.

1:01:52🔗 Adam Yeah, it's impossible that this, I'm sorry Noah, but this has got to be Jewish family. We're talking about eight kids, one of them's in a freezer, he's mummified, they're eating on top of the freezer. I mean I know Jews. This is the way they act, let's be honest. So, but all that aside, I feel high, like what is this about? Is this a riddle? I'm never wrong. We have to guess if this took place in Germany or Florida.

1:02:14🔗 Drew All macabre activity. If you read a story and it's something bizarre, and sort of particularly sexually or sort of violently, but macabre, Germany or Florida, those are the two places where things occur.

1:02:25🔗 Adam Right.

1:02:25🔗 Drew And so our listeners call in, they tell the story and we decide, this had occurred in Germany or Florida.

1:02:30🔗 Adam I usually explain it, but I'm just tired out.

1:02:32🔗 Drew I know you are. You've been in Vegas for a while.

1:02:33🔗 Adam There we go. I'm going Florida.

1:02:35🔗 Drew Florida.

1:02:35🔗 Adam Can't be Germany.

1:02:37🔗 Drew DJ.

1:02:37🔗 DJ Qualls I think Germany.

1:02:38🔗 Drew Ooh, why, why?

1:02:39🔗 DJ Qualls I don't know. I just, I'm feeling emotional.

1:02:42🔗 Drew Freezer?

1:02:43🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:02:43🔗 Drew Freezer, eight children.

1:02:44🔗 DJ Qualls They have freezers and I mean, I'm sure that there's people who have children they can support all over the world.

1:02:49🔗 Adam Yeah. No, no. It's impossible to judge.

1:02:53🔗 And I think the family is Turkish.

1:02:55🔗 Adam I feel bad when I happen to know that it's a Jewish or Asian family, but I think they're Turkish. I can't judge. I can not. Noah, Germany or Florida?

1:03:03🔗 Caller It's actually Germany.

1:03:04🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:03:05🔗 Caller God.

1:03:06🔗 Adam Damn.

1:03:07🔗 Caller Oh.

1:03:08🔗 Adam Wow.

1:03:08🔗 Drew DJ, come back here every night and say this out with these guys.

1:03:11🔗 DJ Qualls Actually, I should go to Vegas with you because I'm an amazing gambler.

1:03:14🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:03:14🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:03:15🔗 Adam Thanks, Noah. What? Tell us because I got killed.

1:03:18🔗 DJ Qualls Roulette. Roulette?

1:03:19🔗 Drew Really?

1:03:20🔗 DJ Qualls I hit numbers left and right. Really? Yeah.

1:03:22🔗 Drew That's crazy.

1:03:23🔗 DJ Qualls Like literally like 15 seconds before the ball drops. I know. I know where it's going to go. Like I just see it. And I used to have night terrors. And I would get, I would get like things would come to me. I would go in and say to my parents, they would wind up happening. When I was 12 years old, I went into my dad's bedroom and I was out of my mind, like crying at night terror. I told him I had cancer. Two years later, I was diagnosed. Oh, really? Yes. I know everything.

1:03:48🔗 Adam Well, that could just be hypochondria. What cancer?

1:03:52🔗 DJ Qualls You can't cause yourself to have cancer, can you? No.

1:03:54🔗 Adam No. No. But there's there's many a neurotic child that thinks they might have cancer, because I saw a special on 2020 on cancer the night before.

1:04:02🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:04:04🔗 DJ Qualls I guess it was a coincidence. What kind of cancer? Hodgkin's.

1:04:06🔗 Drew That's right.

1:04:07🔗 Yeah.

1:04:08🔗 Adam What happened?

1:04:09🔗 DJ Qualls Well, I got skinny.

1:04:10🔗 Drew Cured it.

1:04:11🔗 Adam You got skinny. Were you big? Were you fat?

1:04:12🔗 DJ Qualls Oh, fat. Yeah.

1:04:13🔗 Drew Really?

1:04:14🔗 Adam We talked about this, I think.

1:04:15🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:04:15🔗 Drew I've forgotten that.

1:04:16🔗 DJ Qualls I just did a pilot, and they asked for pictures from my parents and my dad. I never thought he would send the fat pictures. I'm walking down a stairway to get arrested by Mandy Patinkin, and I look over, and there's a picture of me probably like 5'2 and 200 pounds. Yeah. I was so pissed off.

1:04:33🔗 Adam You were so, you were, yeah. So you were, is your family big?

1:04:37🔗 DJ Qualls No.

1:04:38🔗 Adam You just were a fat kid.

1:04:40🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, they fry everything in the South. I would steal loaves of bread from the store and go home and eat the whole loaf.

1:04:47🔗 Like, really?

1:04:48🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah. Or make potato chip sandwiches. It was like, it was ridiculous.

1:04:52🔗 Adam And you weren't into sports or you didn't-

1:04:54🔗 DJ Qualls No, of course not. I played the clarinet.

1:04:57🔗 Adam Played the clarinet. That's right. Well, who says you can't play the clarinet and the fullback on the football team?

1:05:01🔗 DJ Qualls Well, you really can't.

1:05:02🔗 Adam No, you can't. You're right.

1:05:03🔗 DJ Qualls Stereotypes are true.

1:05:04🔗 Adam They're so true. They're even really truer than the stereotypes that they are.

1:05:08🔗 Drew My wife plays clarinet.

1:05:09🔗 Adam But she doesn't play fullback.

1:05:11🔗 Drew Oh, you're right. Good point.

1:05:12🔗 Adam My wife plays a clarinet. I'd like her to bring that with her next time we went out.

1:05:17🔗 Drew She plays like the Mozart clarinet concertos.

1:05:18🔗 Adam Really? Tell her to bring the clarinet.

1:05:21🔗 Drew All right. Change your relationship with her.

1:05:22🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like either she play, I hear her play the clarinet or I hear another ice skating story. Play the clarinet. Awesome.

1:05:29🔗 Caller All right.

1:05:30🔗 Adam So you were a fat kid. Yeah. Then you got Hodgkin's.

1:05:34🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:35🔗 Adam All the weight came off.

1:05:37🔗 DJ Qualls It did.

1:05:38🔗 Adam Immediately. But then what did it do to you physiologically that you can't put it back on or that you haven't put it back on?

1:05:46🔗 DJ Qualls I don't know exactly. My heart rate sped up. It did a lot of damage.

1:05:51🔗 Drew Your chemo.

1:05:51🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah. Like I had 24 chemos and it really messed me up inside.

1:05:56🔗 Drew Did you have radiation too?

1:05:57🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:05:58🔗 Adam This 24 chemos a lot?

1:06:00🔗 DJ Qualls It was a lot for me.

1:06:02🔗 Adam Well, yeah. I mean, it's a lot for anybody.

1:06:03🔗 Drew It's pretty standard. You know, what stage two or stage three?

1:06:06🔗 DJ Qualls Stage three.

1:06:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:08🔗 Drew It means it's above and below the diaphragm.

1:06:10🔗 Adam It was pretty advanced then, right? Did they give you any, like, you'll never play the clarinet again or 50-50 chemos?

1:06:17🔗 DJ Qualls No, but they told me if I didn't take the treatment, I'd have about two good months.

1:06:21🔗 Drew Oh yeah, you'd die without it.

1:06:22🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:06:22🔗 Drew But about 60% cure rate, I bet.

1:06:24🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:06:25🔗 Adam 60% sounds decent, but not-

1:06:27🔗 DJ Qualls Love them odds.

1:06:29🔗 Adam Not when it's cure rate.

1:06:30🔗 Drew Yeah, but when you know the odds, when you can predict-

1:06:32🔗 Adam At least that's good, yeah.

1:06:34🔗 Drew He knew where the ball was going on the roulette table, he certainly knows the size of the ball.

1:06:37🔗 DJ Qualls Actually, I never believed that I was gonna die.

1:06:38🔗 Drew See?

1:06:39🔗 Adam Too bad his dad didn't listen to him two years ago, though, when he could have caught it earlier.

1:06:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:06:45🔗 Adam Yeah, oh no.

1:06:45🔗 Drew So a lot of these stage ones, a lot easier to treat.

1:06:47🔗 Adam Dad should be jailed, no doubt about it.

1:06:49🔗 DJ Qualls Definitely should, I'm suing him right now.

1:06:50🔗 Adam Oh, I'd like to get it on it, too. Okay. So I feel like I've been affected by it as well. I mean, obviously not to the extent that you have, but it's still some room for me to wet my beak.

1:07:00🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, my father's a factory employee. I don't think we're going to get much.

1:07:03🔗 Adam Well, whatever he has.

1:07:04🔗 DJ Qualls Okay. You know. You can go for the Depop. You can have the Monday.

1:07:09🔗 Drew You sue his employer.

1:07:10🔗 Adam I'm suing my parents, too, and I know they don't have anything. It makes it actually better.

1:07:14🔗 Drew It's the principle.

1:07:15🔗 DJ Qualls It's the joy of taking what they do have.

1:07:17🔗 Adam It's better that they don't have anything. You know what I mean? Yeah, oh, you don't have a refrigerator, just a cooler? All right, I'll take that. No, I'm not going to use it. I'm going to throw it out, but I need it. I'll actually just put a couple of puncture a couple of holes in it with a screwdriver and get it back, yeah. Yeah, so 200 pounds, like age 12. And how did they diagnose the Hodgkins? What were the symptoms?

1:07:44🔗 DJ Qualls I was asymptomatic. That was the thing. It was crazy. I was walking around totally fine. I had lumps in my neck.

1:07:50🔗 Adam And probably with your extra weight, harder to show up or harder to find?

1:07:54🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, well, not only that. I didn't know what it was. Because I thought it was maybe puberty or maybe something like that.

1:08:00🔗 Adam Or maybe a milk dud that just got lodged on you. Shotgunning more milk duds. One got stuck along the way.

1:08:06🔗 DJ Qualls We're going to fist fight.

1:08:08🔗 Adam Wow, so you won in, they told you this year, you're in the fifth grade or something?

1:08:13🔗 DJ Qualls No, I think I was in this eighth grade.

1:08:16🔗 Adam Oh, the eighth grade. You're smart.

1:08:19🔗 DJ Qualls No, I was like 14.

1:08:21🔗 Adam Oh, I thought you got up when you were 12. I was going to the ninth grade.

1:08:24🔗 Caller No, I predicted it at 12.

1:08:25🔗 Adam Oh, you predicted it at 12 and got it at 14.

1:08:28🔗 DJ Qualls Right.

1:08:29🔗 Adam And so now you got to pull out of school.

1:08:32🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, I couldn't go to school.

1:08:33🔗 Adam And how long were you out for?

1:08:35🔗 DJ Qualls Two years.

1:08:36🔗 Adam Two years?

1:08:37🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah. Really? Yeah, that's why I'm socially inept, I had no friends.

1:08:41🔗 Adam And you seem to do okay.

1:08:44🔗 DJ Qualls Well, I'm famous, so that's why people like me now.

1:08:47🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:47🔗 DJ Qualls I became famous to get friends.

1:08:49🔗 Adam Well, do you have friends now?

1:08:50🔗 DJ Qualls I have lots of them.

1:08:51🔗 Adam All right. And are you one of these guys who doesn't trust people because you think maybe they only like you because you're in a movie?

1:08:56🔗 DJ Qualls Oh, no. I don't care.

1:08:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:57🔗 DJ Qualls Well, I mean, I'm sure people only like you sometimes just because you're on the radio, right? With friends who just like to hang out with you because you're a celebrity?

1:09:05🔗 Drew He never thinks about it.

1:09:05🔗 Adam I never think about it. I don't make any distinction.

1:09:08🔗 DJ Qualls I never think about it.

1:09:09🔗 Adam People do often, the chick only blew you because you're, eh, that's why I did it, you idiot. Why don't you do it? Stop worrying about what their motivation is and you start going to figure out and motivate someone yourself.

1:09:21🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, I don't have too many whys in my life. I just have a bunch of is's. Like, I don't really question a bunch of crap.

1:09:27🔗 Adam Yeah, why should you?

1:09:28🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, why?

1:09:28🔗 Adam Who the hell wants to pick one?

1:09:29🔗 Drew Pragmatist society here.

1:09:30🔗 DJ Qualls It's nice.

1:09:31🔗 Adam Pick apart everything and figure out why everyone wants to hang out.

1:09:33🔗 Drew What works for you guys is what works.

1:09:34🔗 Adam No, here's the thing. People want to hang out with anybody based on whether there's an attractive package or not.

1:09:41🔗 Drew They're interesting or they're whatever.

1:09:43🔗 Adam Are they dynamic? Are they interesting? Are they smart? Do they share the same interests? Sometimes some people are just really good looking and people are attracted to them, other people are really smart.

1:09:51🔗 Drew The problem is the pool of people that need to bask in the narcissistic glow of celebrity tend to be people that don't make great friends.

1:10:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:01🔗 Drew So you gotta be careful.

1:10:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:03🔗 DJ Qualls It took me a long time, like about three years to being out here to get good friends.

1:10:06🔗 Yeah.

1:10:07🔗 DJ Qualls And I mean most of my friends are in my same line of work, so they're of comparable success or whatever. We all play the clarinet, so they're on Get Baked and talk about how our movie roles really go.

1:10:20🔗 Adam So you know people, you have friends in the business.

1:10:23🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah. Most of my friends are actors.

1:10:25🔗 Adam See, I'm from here, so I don't need any new friends. I just got my old friends.

1:10:29🔗 DJ Qualls See, all my old friends bailed.

1:10:31🔗 Adam Oh, they did?

1:10:31🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:10:31🔗 Adam Well, you left them though.

1:10:33🔗 DJ Qualls You left Tennessee. I think that when I, I mean, because I'm from a pretty rural part of the country, so I would call them like, what are you doing? And a lot of my friends got jobs at gas stations and factories and things like that. Right. You know, and I would ask them what they were doing and they would say, you know, I'm going to the gas station of the factory tomorrow and I would be, you know, on a movie set, like in Spain or somewhere. And it would piss them off. Like they would think that I was bragging when you're just sort of telling your day.

1:10:57🔗 Adam Right.

1:10:57🔗 DJ Qualls And it alienated them and a lot of them just bounced.

1:11:00🔗 Adam All right. Well, I'll take them.

1:11:02🔗 DJ Qualls I'll take them on.

1:11:03🔗 Adam DJ Qualls is here tonight. Hustle and Flow, name of the new movie. We'll be right back. Coming out on the 22nd of July, by the way. We'll take a quick break, get back, talk to Sean. Gets off from videotaping people having kinky sex. Talk to him. I was calling from Yorba Linda, by the way, which is another. Yorba Linda means come on down in Spanish. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:11:31🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:11:49🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. DJ Qualls is here tonight. Hustle and Flow, name of the new movie. Best project he's ever done, and the buzz is good early and often. Been seeing the commercials, been hearing it reviewed. It's coming out the 22nd of July. Sean, from Your Belinda, is 22. Sean?

1:12:22🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:12:23🔗 Adam You videotape people having kinky sex?

1:12:28🔗 DJ Qualls Well, I haven't videotaped anyone having kinky sex, mostly kinky masturbation and stuff.

1:12:36🔗 Adam What do you mean, girls or guys?

1:12:38🔗 DJ Qualls Well, I have a girlfriend and she won't do it for me. But I'm not gay or anything, but I found a guy on the website MySpace.

1:12:49🔗 Adam No, wait a second.

1:12:51🔗 DJ Qualls And...

1:12:53🔗 Adam Hold on a second. First off, why are you giving the website address or name out? But number two, you're not gay and your girlfriend wouldn't do it, so you just videotape a guy beating off?

1:13:08🔗 DJ Qualls Well, he wasn't just beating off.

1:13:10🔗 Adam Oh, okay. And his thumb in his ass, too? Okay, well, that's totally heterosexual. A thousand pardons, I had no idea. I thought he was just masturbating. That makes it gay. If he was waving at you while he was beating off, that's a totally different situation. Give me a big thumbs up. Actually, a big thumbs up would kind of make it straight. The guy was laughing. Big Fonzie.

1:13:33🔗 DJ Qualls No, like, I wouldn't want to, like, you know, put my own stuff in him, but...

1:13:38🔗 Adam No. Yeah.

1:13:40🔗 DJ Qualls It's just, I like to videotape things, and I...

1:13:43🔗 Adam Yeah, no, no, no. I don't want you to do it. No, you're, you know, you're more, you're more of a, you just collect history.

1:13:51🔗 Drew Do you also like looking in people's windows and things like that?

1:13:55🔗 DJ Qualls No, nothing like...

1:13:56🔗 Drew Oh, nothing weird like that. Oh, I'm sorry, I beg your pardon. Yes, yes, Sir Walter Raleigh, I'm so sorry.

1:14:01🔗 Adam Yeah. All right, so listen, Sean, I'm gonna give you a choice between gay, weirdo and gay weirdo.

1:14:07🔗 Drew Or bogus.

1:14:08🔗 Adam Or bogus. So you got A, gay, B, weirdo, C, gay weirdo, it's a little combination, and D, bogus. Now if I were you, I'd hope it was bogus, but if it's not, I think I would go, Gay weirdo. Gay weirdo? No, I could just go weirdo. Yeah.

1:14:27🔗 DJ Qualls I don't think that it's, I don't know, I guess it's kind of weird, but.

1:14:31🔗 Adam Yeah, it's weird.

1:14:32🔗 DJ Qualls If my girlfriend would do it, I would only videotape her.

1:14:35🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like saying, you know, I'd like to have sex with my girlfriend, but she's on her period, so I got to pack this guy's fudge.

1:14:43🔗 Drew Or even I have to go get a prostitute or whatever.

1:14:46🔗 Adam Oh, you got to, you got to, no, you got to go with someone who's not.

1:14:49🔗 Drew Opposite sex, yeah.

1:14:50🔗 Adam He has a penis.

1:14:52🔗 DJ Qualls How old is he? How old are you?

1:14:54🔗 Adam He's 22. 22.

1:14:55🔗 DJ Qualls Oh yeah, that's beyond the experimental.

1:14:58🔗 Adam Sean, something's up here. Something's good and weird.

1:15:02🔗 Drew So what happened to you growing up?

1:15:03🔗 Adam You're marginally, only marginally less weird than the guy who's beating off. Marginally.

1:15:10🔗 DJ Qualls Well, I never put stuff up my A hole.

1:15:14🔗 Adam All right, now it's bogus.

1:15:15🔗 Drew Now it's bogus.

1:15:16🔗 Adam So just go D, bogus, Sean.

1:15:19🔗 Drew There's an international convention on this one.

1:15:20🔗 Adam Yeah, you gotta say it's bogus if it's bogus.

1:15:23🔗 DJ Qualls It's not, though. Like, I don't know if you wanna think it is. I just wanna know if you guys could, like, help me figure out how to get my girlfriend into it. Is there any way to kind of...

1:15:32🔗 Adam Yeah, it's bogus. It's just so bogus.

1:15:35🔗 Drew Here's the deal. We could be totally effed up.

1:15:38🔗 Adam Some guys are so effed up that they sound like robots, and then that makes them sound like bad actors. It makes them bogus. I think Keanu Reeves has a little of that in him.

1:15:48🔗 Caller Little?

1:15:49🔗 Adam A lot of that in him. But Sean has some of that, too. Sean, do you actually think we're gonna tell you how to get your girlfriend to masturbate in front of you while you film her with a video camera? Or what would even make you think we would want to give you that advice even if we knew what that was?

1:16:05🔗 DJ Qualls No, but like would you think that if I asked and I said that I had gotten a guy to do it, would that make her want to do it more?

1:16:11🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:16:12🔗 DJ Qualls She'll love to hear that you've watched a guy masturbate. She's gonna love that.

1:16:16🔗 Drew No, I'm getting...

1:16:18🔗 Adam All right, Sean.

1:16:20🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:16:21🔗 Adam All right, now I'm gonna give you A, gay, B, weirdo, C, gay, weirdo, D, head trauma, E, bogus. Which is it?

1:16:34🔗 DJ Qualls I guess weirdo.

1:16:36🔗 Adam All right, so you're sticking with weirdo.

1:16:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:38🔗 Adam By the way, you should just say B, please, play the game right. Sticking with weirdo. You're stuck with weirdo? All right, because we're getting to the bonus round.

1:16:47🔗 Drew Sean, this is problematic behavior for many, many reasons.

1:16:54🔗 Adam Most of the problem is is you don't know it's a problem.

1:16:57🔗 Drew Right, and you don't have any sense of how a female partner would respond to this behavior and that your intent on getting her to do something that's exploitative is further evidence of your lack of concern or empathy for who she is and what she feels.

1:17:14🔗 Adam The fact that you think you're going to tell her you met a dude on the internet and he lets you videotape him beating off, that's going to get her any closer to this.

1:17:20🔗 Drew She will run out of the room screaming when you tell her that.

1:17:22🔗 Adam The fact that you are even toying with the idea of telling her this means something's clearly wrong with your thought process.

1:17:28🔗 DJ Qualls Well, we normally have a pretty honest relationship and it's kind of upsetting to me that I'm not, like, I'm not telling her.

1:17:35🔗 Drew And this is going to somehow coerce her into that behavior.

1:17:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:17:38🔗 Drew It's very messed up.

1:17:39🔗 Adam Sean, why don't you give her this, uh, look, give her a break and break up with her, would you? Do her a favor?

1:17:46🔗 Drew And what happened? What, what were you, you were traumatized growing up. So what happened?

1:17:50🔗 DJ Qualls I wasn't traumatized growing up.

1:17:52🔗 Adam Something. Something's up. Your parents, are they together?

1:17:57🔗 DJ Qualls No.

1:17:58🔗 Adam Did, uh, was there alcohol or drugs, anything good like that?

1:18:02🔗 DJ Qualls Oh, yeah, but not to the point of messing me up.

1:18:05🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, we can tell that.

1:18:06🔗 Adam Something, something's wrong with you.

1:18:08🔗 Drew Were you exposed to a lot of pornography growing up?

1:18:11🔗 Adam No.

1:18:13🔗 Drew Did you, was, why did your parents break up?

1:18:16🔗 DJ Qualls Uh, I don't know.

1:18:18🔗 Adam No one knows.

1:18:19🔗 DJ Qualls Like, my dad just kind of left one day.

1:18:21🔗 Drew Just one day left.

1:18:22🔗 DJ Qualls It's kind of weird.

1:18:23🔗 Drew What's he doing now?

1:18:25🔗 DJ Qualls I don't know.

1:18:26🔗 Drew Do you know him?

1:18:27🔗 DJ Qualls Uh, every now and then he'll call, but it's like, maybe once a year.

1:18:32🔗 Drew How old were you when he left?

1:18:33🔗 Adam What'd you do today, son? I videotaped a guy beating off. Good boy.

1:18:37🔗 Drew What were you, how old were you when he left?

1:18:40🔗 DJ Qualls Uh, like eight or nine.

1:18:42🔗 Drew That's pretty heavy. How about your mom now? How's that relationship?

1:18:46🔗 DJ Qualls It's all right.

1:18:47🔗 Drew Did she have boyfriends coming through and stuff?

1:18:50🔗 DJ Qualls Um, not really. She used to for a while, but she doesn't anymore.

1:18:55🔗 Drew Did any of those do anything to you?

1:18:57🔗 DJ Qualls No.

1:18:58🔗 Adam All right. I'm done with Sean. Sean, uh, you, you should think about a little therapy.

1:19:03🔗 Drew Ooh. It is more like psychiatric care. This is, this is-

1:19:06🔗 Adam Yeah. You got, you got issues, baby. You understand? This is coming from three sane people.

1:19:14🔗 Drew Well, DJ hasn't rung in yet.

1:19:15🔗 Adam He's not in his head feverishly.

1:19:17🔗 DJ Qualls I'm really not because I'm kind of confused why he needs therapy. I don't really understand. I mean, if, if it's not, does it, I mean, this is not the only thing that gets you sexually aroused, right?

1:19:28🔗 DJ Qualls No, it's just like something I like that I couldn't get my girlfriend into, and I'd like for her to get into it.

1:19:36🔗 Adam Yeah, the reason he needs therapy is A.

1:19:39🔗 Drew He's not heterosexual. That's A.

1:19:41🔗 Adam He may not be heterosexual. B, he doesn't understand basic sort of human qualities or fundamentals of human existence.

1:19:50🔗 Drew Empathic failure.

1:19:51🔗 Adam He keeps talking to his girlfriend about doing something that most chicks just don't want to do, especially when there's a video camera present.

1:19:57🔗 Drew Well, no, that level of intimacy with another male is going to freak her out. I mean, that's going to be like, what?

1:20:03🔗 Adam Thinks he's going to use the videotape of him, another guy beating off as a springboard into this. Like, honey, how about you? How about you diddle yourself while I videotape? No, I don't want to. Oh, yeah. Well, maybe this videotape will change your mind. Yeah. Oh, I see. That's how it's done. Yeah, I'm just saying. Look, I go to the shrink. Drew goes to the shrink. We're relatively sane. If we go to the shrink, Sean can go to the shrink. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. It's it's Sean's nuts. This is some serious issues with serious boundaries. And here's why we're saying this, DJ Qualls. We know that things don't exist in a vacuum. It's not just this. This is it.

1:20:49🔗 Drew You know, he just exploring his sexuality. Now it's a free country. Adam, how dare you judging based on this?

1:20:56🔗 Adam That's all I do is judge. He's a mess. He's a mess. I don't say he's dangerous. I don't say he's suicidal or homicidal.

1:21:04🔗 Drew I'm not saying he's bad.

1:21:05🔗 Adam I'm saying for his good. Go hit the shrink. You're 22. You have a good life. Straighten out a few things. Maybe you are gay. Go have that life. Feel free to have that life. Free yourself, my friend.

1:21:18🔗 Drew Understand sort of how the human works, particularly you, Sean.

1:21:23🔗 Adam Yes. Carrie?

1:21:25🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah.

1:21:26🔗 Adam 25?

1:21:27🔗 Caller Yes.

1:21:28🔗 DJ Qualls Uh-uh.

1:21:29🔗 Adam Angry. Yeah, angry. I can hear it. Still a virgin? Yeah. Still a virgin?

1:21:37🔗 Yes.

1:21:38🔗 Adam And you want to have sex?

1:21:40🔗 Of course.

1:21:42🔗 Drew Of course. Adam, how dare you?

1:21:43🔗 Adam And what's up? Why haven't you had sex yet?

1:21:46🔗 Well, the problem was when I was younger, I was raised very strict Catholic and...

1:21:52🔗 Drew You're fat.

1:21:54🔗 No, actually I'm not.

1:21:56🔗 Caller Yeah? Strict Catholic?

1:21:57🔗 I was religious up until I was about 22 and then I stopped being, I just quit being religious and then, but at that point I was a 22-year-old virgin and there's, I think maybe just for women, there is something about someone being your first. And so ever since then I haven't, I mean I've done, I mean when I say I'm a virgin, I'm technically a virgin, so I've explored things, but I haven't actually had sex with someone because you wanted to be right. There's something about someone being your first, and now I'm in medical school a year into it, so I have three, four years to go, so I'm pretty set on not having a serious, serious relationship until I'm out, just because it's very time consuming. So I'm thinking, oh my lord, I'm going to be 29 or 30 by the time I have sex. So I have a good friend that I've been friends with since college, and I didn't really date him. I didn't actually didn't really date him. We just-

1:22:59🔗 Adam All right, slow down. I know what the question is going to be.

1:23:01🔗 Drew What about your classmates in college, in medical school rather?

1:23:06🔗 There's just nobody. I mean, I've dated people since I was not religious, but it's just, there's always that pressure, that weight of, well, is this the person I want to be my first? And I just, there just wasn't something. So I have like a good friend whom I love very deeply, have had a great relationship with, was friends with when I was-

1:23:25🔗 Drew All right, hold on.

1:23:26🔗 Adam You know what this has become the sort of modern equivalent of, it used to be people would marry people to keep them in the country. You're not in love with the person. I know. I mean, it seemed like it was more popular at a certain point. I think they check into it a little more now. But the point is, I knew guys who, I knew a guy actually who did this and for like three grand or something. Point is, it's kind of come this way, become this way with virginity to a certain extent. There's a lot, we've talked to many a woman who's just wants to get it over with and realizes there were some guy from the neighborhood who she was friendly with. Ironically, never wanting to give it up because it had to be right. And now wanting to get it over with just to make it, well, I won't be beating up a raped or I won't fall in love or I won't whatever.

1:24:10🔗 Drew But this is a little different than we normally hear. Her thing is, most of that version would go, I just want a guy that I'm just attracted to, I'm gonna find that alpha male and just do it. She's saying, hey, a lot of that.

1:24:20🔗 Adam No, not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a guy, women know guys are all basically sure things. And so they know it's not a matter of whether they can hit the target, it's whether they want to squeeze the trigger. If she goes and squeezes the trigger, she can just knock on the guy's door and go, it's time. And his folks could be in town and he could still just bang her on a foldout sofa.

1:24:44🔗 Drew Funeral.

1:24:44🔗 Adam Right in between them, right.

1:24:46🔗 Drew But her thing is, because it's her first, she wants it to be something memorable. So she wants it to be somehow emotionally meaningful. A friend, it's a friend she loves. So fine, go do it with him, that's fine. He'll be fine.

1:24:58🔗 Adam Yeah, but now I wanna know the rest of her story. Carrie?

1:25:01🔗 Yes.

1:25:02🔗 Adam Anything we need to know about? About who? I'm smelling some, any molestation?

1:25:08🔗 No, actually, that's the, never anything, like never. I was, I mean, I don't know if it might, mom died when I was four. She was raped by a single dad and just an older brother. I don't know if, I mean.

1:25:24🔗 Drew That's pretty heavy.

1:25:25🔗 Adam Mom died when you were four.

1:25:27🔗 Drew What happened to her?

1:25:29🔗 Cancer.

1:25:30🔗 Adam Eee.

1:25:30🔗 Drew My goodness.

1:25:31🔗 Adam And yeah, that's really traumatic. I mean, I don't know where that ranks up there between being molested or whatever, but that's huge. Mom dying at four.

1:25:41🔗 Drew Well, it certainly affects your ability to be, feel safe in a relationship.

1:25:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:25:45🔗 Drew And then you add to that a lot of, it sounds like a lot of religious intrusion that made you sort of freaked out about your sexuality. And then you abandoned that entirely, which is maybe you want to kind of integrate some part of that into your belief system, so you don't, that's sort of just trying to repress it.

1:26:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:01🔗 Drew Because it's kind of in you.

1:26:03🔗 Adam The whole God thing's gotta be a tough sell though. When your mom dies of cancer at four, it's, she's, you know, God, do you want it?

1:26:12🔗 Drew I mean, that's how you deal with it.

1:26:13🔗 Adam You had a plan. Well, that's how you deal with it. Yes, of course. All right, so he had a plan for your mom, and you know, everything happens for a reason. That's what I believe. So we're almost giving you the green light on having sex with this strange guy.

1:26:27🔗 Drew And I always said, you know, the medical school, the students kind of do a lot of dating usually. So why don't you guys find some friends in medical school too?

1:26:33🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong with you, right? You're smart.

1:26:37🔗 Yeah, I mean, I've been, I don't know, it's kind of an awkward thing to say, but I've been approached, I'm about, I'm 5'10, I'm 130, 140 pounds. I've been approached before about like modeling, like I'm not unattractive. I've had men, obviously I've had men wanting to have sex, me and men will have sex with almost anyone, but I just.

1:26:58🔗 Adam Well, don't be a subtype, baby.

1:26:59🔗 Drew To start dating around your classmates, you'll find some more good relationships there, because you guys are like basically like. So it's like you're on a sinking ship together for two years. You won't see anybody else for the next two years, so.

1:27:10🔗 Adam Yeah, and look, I know everyone does that, not enough time for a relationship, but if you get into a relationship with someone else who doesn't have enough time for a relationship, you're fine.

1:27:18🔗 Drew Perfect.

1:27:19🔗 Adam That's what I'm looking for now.

1:27:20🔗 Drew And by the way, dating, is this dating?

1:27:22🔗 Adam Your wife has plenty of time for a relationship, and I don't. That's her problem, really. She's waiting for me to come home, so we can have a relationship, and I don't have time.

1:27:29🔗 Drew You never come home?

1:27:30🔗 Adam No, that guy, the dog, has time.

1:27:32🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

1:27:32🔗 Adam Dog's got all the time in the world. Yeah, Drew, you don't have enough time, do you?

1:27:37🔗 Drew No.

1:27:37🔗 Adam No, and it'd be nice if your wife didn't have enough time, either. They both wouldn't have enough time. Wouldn't you, wouldn't you love just to come home and like, you know, listen, sweetie, this Friday, I was thinking of me and you consuming not enough time. I'm on the move.

1:27:52🔗 Drew I'm just saying, you wait till you have kids.

1:27:53🔗 Adam That'd be awesome, though, right? You wait. That'd be awesome. That'd be awesome, not enough time. Yeah, plenty of time. Watch that, Devo. Woo! DJ Qualls is here tonight. New movie, Hustle and Flow, out July 22nd. Getting favorable notices, Drew. Favorable. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

1:28:45🔗 Caller Yeah!

1:28:47🔗 Adam Getting heavy with DJ Qualls and Dr. Drew during the commercial.

1:28:51🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:28:53🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Hustle and Flow, name of the movie, which is coming out on the 22nd of July. Boyfriend wants to have three son with a guy who says it's for her. Jessica?

1:29:10🔗 Yeah?

1:29:11🔗 Adam What's up?

1:29:12🔗 Hi, how are you?

1:29:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:16🔗 Yeah, I'm kind of stuck. I don't know what to do. Go ahead.

1:29:22🔗 Drew Why is this so difficult if it's something you don't want to do to say, no, I'm not going to do it?

1:29:27🔗 Well, it's not even the fact that like, I mean, I told him, no, I don't want to do it, but I'm stuck because I've been with him for two years. I'm in love with him. He's my first love. And he wants to have sex with me. I don't know if that means he's gay or if he's curious.

1:29:44🔗 Adam Let me say a couple of things first off. When I hear first love, it means like first car, piece of crap I got rid of when I was 19.

1:29:52🔗 Drew Or you should have gotten rid of it when you were 16.

1:29:54🔗 Adam I should have gotten rid of it when I was 16. Well, if I didn't have it before 19, I would have gotten rid of it at 19. Yeah, stupid dad. Anyway.

1:30:01🔗 Drew Yeah, so there's a relationship that probably should end anyway.

1:30:03🔗 Adam Yeah, the first love is great. You have a first love, everyone should have a first love, and a second love, and marry your fifth love.

1:30:10🔗 Drew Right.

1:30:11🔗 Adam And this kind of like, you know, this sort of crap where like, oh, I have all this time invested. This is a reason why you shouldn't invest any more time.

1:30:20🔗 Drew You've invested enough time. This thing is a crack in the block.

1:30:23🔗 Adam It's yeah.

1:30:23🔗 Drew Yeah. You just throw a piston. Throw a rod.

1:30:26🔗 Adam You throw a rod. But, you know, the piston was attached to the rod. But it punched right through the block. And now the coolant is mixing in with the oil, and it's turned it white. And you're going to have to pull the thing and have it have it milled and hot tanked.

1:30:39🔗 Drew Forget it.

1:30:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:30:41🔗 Drew Much better off with a new car.

1:30:42🔗 DJ Qualls Well, just break up with him and let him go do it.

1:30:45🔗 Adam You can get a low mileage rebuild out of a guy. Are we actually starting our cars right now? Yeah. What was that, DJ Qualls?

1:30:50🔗 DJ Qualls She should break up with him, let him go have sex with a guy by himself. Obviously, that's what he wants to do.

1:30:54🔗 Drew Jessica, guys don't.

1:30:56🔗 Caller I talked to him about it. And I said, you know, I was like, why would you want to do that? Are you gay? You know, tell me. Are you bi? Whatever. And he's like, no, no, I think it'd be fun for you. Like he's putting it on me. Like it's something I want to do. And I don't want to, I told him.

1:31:10🔗 Drew Hold on.

1:31:10🔗 Adam He doesn't have to interact with the guy.

1:31:12🔗 Drew No, yes.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Be a weirdo.

1:31:14🔗 Drew Right, to watch her having sex, which also is a crack block again.

1:31:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:19🔗 Drew But here's the deal. The guys aren't curious.

1:31:20🔗 Adam That's a warped head.

1:31:21🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, guys aren't curious. Guys are.

1:31:24🔗 Adam That's a crack block.

1:31:25🔗 Drew Guys have gay that is sort of moving in that direction and they're having trouble contending with that. There's an other category here, which is this may be a guy that's sort of aggressive and misogynistic and likes seeing you have sex with another guy.

1:31:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:40🔗 Drew That's a horrible impulse.

1:31:42🔗 Adam Horrible.

1:31:42🔗 Caller Block.

1:31:43🔗 Adam By the way, when we say cracked block, do you have any idea what we're talking about, Jessica?

1:31:47🔗 No.

1:31:50🔗 Drew No.

1:31:50🔗 Adam You say no. Okay.

1:31:51🔗 Drew The engine's shot. The car is no good.

1:31:56🔗 Caller So basically I should just leave him. I mean, I know because A, I don't want to stay with a person who wants me to have sex with him.

1:32:05🔗 Drew And B, it was your first love. You need to have a few more relationships.

1:32:07🔗 Adam You don't need B. Look, if A's good, you don't need a B. Think about that, everyone. If A is like, he tried to kill me, and B, he was late on his mortgage payment, you don't need a B.

1:32:18🔗 Drew You got A.

1:32:19🔗 Adam You got A? You don't want to be with someone who's like that? Boom. A? That's enough. A, Hole?

1:32:23🔗 Drew A.

1:32:25🔗 Adam Drew, let's talk to Michelle. Michelle?

1:32:29🔗 Caller Yes.

1:32:30🔗 Adam 26? Your boyfriend won't get rid of X's belongings who passed away?

1:32:37🔗 Caller Yes.

1:32:38🔗 Adam Ooh.

1:32:39🔗 Drew What happened?

1:32:41🔗 Caller They dated like two years ago, and she was his live-in nanny as well. What? When he was her employer, her employee. And then they broke up and she still lived there. Well, she passed away like seven months ago. And we've been dating for like four or five months. And about a month and a half, two months ago, I brought it up, why does he still have his stuff? And he says, cause he's guilty of how it ended and he didn't have feelings for her and all this other stuff.

1:33:13🔗 Drew What did she die of?

1:33:16🔗 Caller Some like liver disease or something.

1:33:20🔗 Drew Uh-oh.

1:33:21🔗 Adam How old was she?

1:33:23🔗 Caller Early 30s.

1:33:25🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:33:26🔗 Caller He's 38.

1:33:28🔗 Adam And he's got kids?

1:33:31🔗 Caller Yes.

1:33:31🔗 Drew But he's divorced?

1:33:33🔗 Caller Yes.

1:33:34🔗 Drew And he brought this woman in. Oh, he sounds like a handful.

1:33:37🔗 Adam Yeah, this guy sounds like a mess.

1:33:40🔗 Drew Well, no. The guy compared to the messes we've been talking to tonight.

1:33:44🔗 Adam Well, that's true. At least he's got a job. But I mean, you're 26. He's what? Near 40.

1:33:50🔗 Drew It just sounds like an unusual.

1:33:51🔗 Adam He's growing his nanny and she died. He doesn't want to get rid of her stuff.

1:33:56🔗 Drew Just a handful. That's all I can tell you. Just a lot of chaos, a lot of conflicted boundaries. And it was a handful. But you can't change that about him. He's somebody that has lots of bizarre and conflicted feelings and is making weird choices.

1:34:12🔗 Adam I don't think you're going to get... Here's the deal. If you want to stay with this guy, stay with him and let the nanny stuff go.

1:34:19🔗 Drew Exactly. Because him getting rid of that is not going to be...

1:34:22🔗 Adam And you being freaked out all the time is not going to work either. Just let it go or realize you can't let it go and say it's me or the nanny outfit that you beat off to.

1:34:31🔗 Drew And it wouldn't be such a bad thing with this guy's boundaries. He's bringing somebody into living, and he's bringing in things here, if it's kids that he's sleeping with, mess.

1:34:38🔗 Adam Right, all right. Michelle's very sympathetic.

1:34:41🔗 Drew I know.

1:34:42🔗 Adam And she's dead.

1:34:42🔗 Drew Four months, get it out of here.

1:34:44🔗 Adam Come on, let's go now. She was 33, she had her time.

1:34:50🔗 Drew Maybe Michelle is made up, made for this guy.

1:34:52🔗 Adam I think so too. What she died, something, I don't know, whatever. Life's for the living.

1:34:57🔗 Drew She's a nanny.

1:34:57🔗 Adam She's a nanny, come on now. She's nannying in heaven. She's looking after Moses' kids.

1:35:02🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:35:02🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Well, that's it. That's the show, everybody. I think DJ Qualls were coming in here tonight.

1:35:54🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, thanks for having me. Sorry I was late.

1:35:56🔗 Drew Good to see you again.

1:35:56🔗 Adam Our pleasure. It's all right. He was sleeping.

1:36:01🔗 DJ Qualls I was. You was. They know if you can't get me after calling me like 10 minutes, I'm asleep.

1:36:06🔗 Adam Good. Do you like taking naps?

1:36:08🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, I fall asleep all the time.

1:36:09🔗 Adam That's my thing.

1:36:10🔗 DJ Qualls Yeah, my voicemail, if you call my phone right now, it says, I'm asleep.

1:36:13🔗 Adam Good. My whole thing is, they go, you can sleep when you're dead. I'm not taking any chances at all.

1:36:19🔗 Drew No.

1:36:19🔗 Adam No way.

1:36:20🔗 Drew Enjoy sleep too much.

1:36:21🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't want to get to hell and realize there's no cots.

1:36:24🔗 DJ Qualls Exactly. I'm going to hell, so I thought I'll sleep now.

1:36:27🔗 Adam Right. All right. We'll be back after this.

1:36:30🔗 Drew Did you make her pick out the nuts?

1:36:31🔗 Adam There were no nuts.

1:36:33🔗 No nuts. No nuts. This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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