Tuesday, June 14, 2005

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised.

1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Voiceover Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight from the X Games, Bob Burnquist is here tonight. Bob is... Bob has done every X Games. Yes, Bob?

1:40🔗 Bob Burnquist Yes, every single one of them.

1:42🔗 Oh, no, really?

1:44🔗 Adam All 11 of them. I did an interview with a guy from a newspaper in like Minneapolis three days ago and I was like, I'm sorry, I have to... Spicoli reminded me of it.

1:56🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:57🔗 Adam And the guy's like... The guy's like talking to me about X Games stuff, ironically, but he's talking about dirt bike stuff. And he says, these guys have their own language, you know, all these X Games guys. And I said, yeah, they all sound like Spicoli.

2:09🔗 Bob Burnquist Right.

2:09🔗 Adam And he's like, yeah. And then later on, you know, I brought Spicoli again or whatever. And then we got toward the end of the interview, and he goes, how do you spell Spicoli? I said, I don't know how to spell, you know, Spicoli. And he said, I don't know how to spell that. And I said, well, just go watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High and look in the credits. And he's like, I've never seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High. And then he made the mistake, this is a mistake people make with me. Everyone always references it. Everyone always brings it up. And everyone always tells me to see it. And I never see it. And I'm like, why don't you just go ahead and goddamn see it then, so we don't have to have this conversation for the 125th time. And then he goes, yeah, I just got done with a golf tournament. And everyone tells me the same thing about Caddyshack. They make all these references to Caddyshack. I've never seen that one either. I said, go ahead and rent yourself Caddyshack and Fast Times for Rage of Mount High and watch this weekend to do everyone a favor.

2:56🔗 Would you please?

2:57🔗 Adam Yes?

2:58🔗 Drew Good times. Yeah. Hey, another thing, good times. First 10 callers tonight to get on the air. Tonight wins an iTunes gift certificate card, gift card valued at $99. Those of you who are 18 and get on the air, first 10 iTunes gift card.

3:09🔗 Adam Bob has a shift in gears here. Pow, pow on the scoreboard. Shift in gears. Bob has himself nine medals overall. How does that break down between the bronze? It's bronze, silver, and gold in the end.

3:22🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, it's brown, silver, and gold. They brought the medal thing into skateboarding because it was usually just, you know, for a second you got the trophies and, you know, they did the Olympic style into it. But I have like three golds and probably a couple bronze. I'll figure the rest are silver. Everything else is like, you know, I think about.

3:39🔗 Adam Is it, I do. I would think about even the bronze.

3:42🔗 Drew Bob, you got asthma, dude.

3:43🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, I do.

3:44🔗 Drew Yeah, you got your inhaler out. I can, I can.

3:46🔗 Bob Burnquist I try not to use it as much.

3:47🔗 Drew You need to use it now. You get fixed restriction. You get emphysema if you don't treat it properly.

3:51🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, I don't like what it does like to my heart rate.

3:53🔗 Drew You know, you need the steroid one. You need to take it.

3:56🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

3:56🔗 Adam Get them on the juice.

3:57🔗 Bob Burnquist You really need them on the serious one. Yeah.

3:58🔗 Drew The trained ear.

3:59🔗 Bob Burnquist I've had it since I was four.

4:00🔗 Drew I know, but you're starting to get fixed restriction. I can hear it. That's not good.

4:04🔗 Adam Drew, let's.

4:04🔗 Drew You're going to be an unhappy 40 year old, 50 year old.

4:06🔗 Adam Let me, let me, I didn't pass before.

4:09🔗 Drew Let's make it to 40. I'm going to have a 50 year old.

4:11🔗 Adam Well, let me, let me ask you this, Drew. I heard the other day that you can, you get asthma from like allergies. Is that true?

4:18🔗 Drew You get a, with something like asthma. Asthma is actually a complex disorder of excess mucus production and what you get from, what you get is, is what we call bronchospasm allergies, which is like one of the greatest football players of all time, pulling guard is fantastic.

4:35🔗 Bronchospasm.

4:36🔗 Adam Before, you know, when they had the leather helmets.

4:38🔗 Drew Jerk Kramer, bronchospasm.

4:39🔗 Adam When you want, when you want student body left, you wanted to be behind bronchospasm as you went for pay dirt.

4:46🔗 Okay.

4:47🔗 Drew So be as I know, now you steroids.

4:49🔗 Adam But let me ask, so can't, so it's not an easy answer then, but if your kid has allergies, can that then turn into asthma?

4:58🔗 Drew It kind of can, but it can come in the same complication, which of what happens is, man, am I going to bore you?

5:03🔗 Adam Go ahead.

5:04🔗 Drew Bernoulli's Law. Ready, Adam?

5:06🔗 Adam Boring.

5:06🔗 Drew You like to think. Flow down a tube is inversely related to the fourth power.

5:10🔗 Adam Bernoulli's Law, one of the greatest sitcoms of the early 80s, by the way.

5:14🔗 Drew Fourth power, the radius of that tube. So a tiny change creates a four power change in flow. So when your airways get inflamed, they tighten up, the muscles around tighten, they shrink down, so flow gets highly restricted. And if it stays restricted in flame, it becomes sort of fibrotic and scarred down. And that's called emphysema, because it stays permanently that way.

5:34🔗 Adam What if we send Bronchospasm right through the center, right up the gut, just to bust it up?

5:39🔗 Even Bronchospasm can't defy Bernoulli's Law?

5:43🔗 Whatever.

5:45🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, I got mine from living, growing up in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

5:49🔗 Brazil?

5:50🔗 Bob Burnquist And we lived in this house that had a lot of mold.

5:53🔗 Oh, really?

5:53🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. And I got, I started developing and I actually got allergic to cat fur and dust and smoke and all that.

5:59🔗 Drew That's not mold. That's what everybody gets. You're allergic.

6:01🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, exactly. And that triggers my asthma.

6:04🔗 Adam But if you're, you know, you always think about all these things of these other countries and stuff, and being allergic to stuff in other countries would suck.

6:11🔗 Drew Because nobody takes, you know, pays attention to it.

6:13🔗 Adam Well, first off, you have like a tree growing through your living room, right? And you know, monkey on your head all the time.

6:19🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, if you did, you had more oxygen, but I did it.

6:21🔗 Adam Number two, you know, you know, there's not all these high-falutin inhalers and all this stuff's probably, there's not a pharmacy on every corner. You get your hands on all this good stuff. Well, get them on the juice, Drew.

6:32🔗 Drew Yeah, that's time.

6:32🔗 Adam What brought you over here from Brazil?

6:35🔗 Bob Burnquist Skateboarding.

6:36🔗 Adam Really?

6:36🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, skateboarding. I mean, my father's American and my mom's Brazilian. So he went down there for doing some commodity stuff and actually worked with coffee for a long time. So then he met my mom and here I was and then I started skating and skateboarding was happening. That was California, it was where it's at and I had to move.

6:54🔗 Adam Well, how old were you when you moved here?

6:55🔗 Bob Burnquist About 17, 18.

6:57🔗 Adam Wow. Was it a tough adjustment?

7:00🔗 Bob Burnquist It was a little. Since my dad was American, I had the culture in me. It wasn't so much of a culture shock, so a lot of my other friends, but there was some community. I mean, I spoke English, but I spoke like dad English. People would talk slang to me. I wouldn't understand. Right. Skateboarding basically pulled me out of Brazil and taught me spoken English. Yeah.

7:21🔗 Adam By the way, Drew's exact story.

7:24🔗 Drew Isn't it amazing? Such a coincidence.

7:26🔗 Adam Yeah. The slums of Brazil, but this four- Yeah. Four wheels. That was his way out. Then your mom, did she come with you?

7:35🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. Everyone came. My mom's like, everyone's close by. My dad's close by, my mom's close by, and my sister's, everyone's big Brazilian family all around. It makes a big difference.

7:45🔗 Adam I think I like the Brazilian flag. It's got a little green piece in it. It's got a little A flag in it.

7:51🔗 It's got a little everything.

7:52🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

7:53🔗 Adam That's one of those flags. The Brazilian flag just says, we're ready to party. It's like, look, forget about nuclear armament. We ain't wasting a bunch of money on battleships. We got a wet t-shirt contest coming up about noon. That flag just says, let's get down. Let's go. You know what I mean? Yeah.

8:10🔗 Drew I think it may be just so-

8:11🔗 Bob Burnquist Throw some beats down.

8:12🔗 Drew You see so much of that going on wherever the flag is waved that you just make that association now, I think.

8:16🔗 Adam Maybe you don't see it raised on Mount Sarabati or anything. You just see it in the background of shooters with some chick half naked up there.

8:25🔗 Bob Burnquist Most people don't know is our constitution was written in 88. It's like, it's really recent.

8:29🔗 Adam Oh really?

8:30🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. Wow. Before then it was a big dictatorship. I remember this. I mean, I remember the first elections and stuff. It was a trip.

8:38🔗 Adam Really?

8:38🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

8:39🔗 Adam What's the flags? It green and red, yellow, blue, blue. Yeah.

8:44🔗 Bob Burnquist And it says order and progress. And when you go down to Sao Paulo, the last thing you see is order.

8:49🔗 Drew Well, the history of South America is brutal.

8:51🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

8:52🔗 Drew It's just if you really study, it's unbelievable.

8:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Tough people.

8:56🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, yeah, I think it may be tougher as a skateboarder.

8:58🔗 Adam Tough history.

9:00🔗 Yeah.

9:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:01🔗 Drew Because people, I mean, there's all kinds of people warring down there over the years.

9:04🔗 Yeah.

9:05🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

9:06🔗 Drew So anyway, here we go.

9:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:07🔗 Drew Let's break it down.

9:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:09🔗 Bob Burnquist All right.

9:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Where are you in Brazil? Are you out on the end? Where's Brazil? Are you in the middle somewhere?

9:15🔗 Drew At the top.

9:15🔗 Adam At the top.

9:16🔗 Drew All right.

9:16🔗 Adam At least you're not in that S sandwich over there, you know, around Panama or something where you got stuff on the left. Yeah. Where do you have the most stuff in the right? Like Nicaragua?

9:27🔗 Drew Mexico, Central America, South America.

9:31🔗 Adam Central is what I like.

9:32🔗 Drew Brazil. This is all Brazil. The little stuff cut out of here. The lungs of the world. This is all cut off up here.

9:38🔗 Adam Isn't Panama the canal over here? Yeah, that's where you don't want to be.

9:43🔗 Drew Good times.

9:44🔗 Adam That's an S sandwich, you know what I mean?

9:46🔗 Bob Burnquist It's a shortcut if you need to.

9:48🔗 Drew The two oceans are S sandwiching you, yeah?

9:50🔗 Adam Yeah, no, no, I mean.

9:51🔗 Drew Oh, between the big countries. It's a big country.

9:53🔗 Adam Here's what I'm saying. We got Mexico on one side pushing, but then we got Canada on the other. It's kind of our pillow. You know what I mean? Canada is this country's pillow. If we had Mexico on both sides of us, we'd be smashed.

10:05🔗 Drew Panama used to be part of Columbia. Oh, really? Over here, yeah. All right, Drew. A little South American history here.

10:11🔗 Adam I like it, and a little Central, too. Are you ready to go? So, do you go back?

10:17🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, I go back a lot. I was there probably three times already this year.

10:21🔗 Drew He speaks Portuguese. We hear that language.

10:23🔗 Adam Oh, that's a confusing one for me.

10:24🔗 Bob Burnquist It's a very beautiful language. We like to speak Portuguese.

10:27🔗 Adam You said I was beautiful.

10:28🔗 Drew I think I was in love with you.

10:30🔗 I was kind of scared, but I already got to chill.

10:31🔗 Adam I did hear the Bonita part. I know what that means. Kayleen?

10:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:37🔗 Adam Oh, by the way, X Games coming up on the 4th and the 7th of August. And let me just say this. I think Jimmy and I were down at the, we were like the ambassadors to the X Games of like the fourth X Games, or the third or the fifth.

10:51🔗 Bob Burnquist San Francisco, where was it?

10:52🔗 Adam San Francisco, yeah. All I remember is we had a guy named Lusjenstein following us around all day.

10:57🔗 Drew Oh, sure, oh my God, you had Lusjenstein?

10:58🔗 Bob Burnquist We remember him.

10:59🔗 Adam Yeah, I like to forget him. But the point is, it was not that big a deal, hence the fact that they had me and Jimmy over there as the ambassadors, you know. It's a big deal now.

11:08🔗 Drew I know.

11:09🔗 Adam It's all over TV, guys, you know, making the evening news, guys doing stuff you hadn't even, no one even thought about before. I mean, the bar has been raised. It's incredible to keep up from year to year. It seems like, you know, the sport, skateboarding, BMX, motocross, whatever. I wouldn't say flatlined, you know, through the 80s, but it didn't, it's not now every year. You better do something bigger, you better do something better.

11:36🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, it's been on, I mean, the last, you know, 10 years, since 95 were the first X Games. I mean, just over and over and over, it's gotten bigger. There was a little confusing at first, and a little alienating to the skateboarders, you know, it's going into the masses. And then right now it's like, now it's accepted. I mean, people, I mean, even after, like, a lot of the video games and Tony's games and Yeah, I think Tony broke that. It educated people.

11:55🔗 Drew And now I was reading an article, some LA Times, something was saying that the skateboarding is the new Little League. There's like training camps and things.

12:01🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. No, my nephews are going to, like, skateboarding camp and surfing camp.

12:07🔗 Bob Burnquist Oh, the only difference there is that, you know, you go out to Little League and you got a coach telling you what to do and skateboarding, you just get on your board and you're free to do whatever you want to do. And I think that that's what it kind of appealed to me to just go out and, hey, I can go out and break myself and it's my fault and I can actually make something and it's my merit. You know, so it definitely kept me.

12:25🔗 Adam Well, that's the thing with me. The only time I feel free is when I'm out there in the ocean on my stick, you know, Yeah. Or when I'm dancing. That's the only time I feel free.

12:33🔗 Drew You mentioned that we go on the air here and drop trout makes you feel free.

12:35🔗 Adam I feel free too.

12:36🔗 Drew Kayleen. Kayleen.

12:37🔗 Adam It's the only time I feel free.

12:39🔗 Drew I can tell.

12:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:41🔗 Kayleen.

12:42🔗 Yes.

12:42🔗 Drew Here we go.

12:43🔗 Adam Twenty one.

12:45🔗 Drew Here we go. This is where you talk.

12:49🔗 Okay.

12:50🔗 Drew Okay, talk. Go.

12:52🔗 Oh, I'm just supposed to ask you my question now?

12:54🔗 Adam All right. See, that's how the show works. Now, she got to stay on hold for another 40 minutes.

12:58🔗 Bob Burnquist All right.

12:59🔗 Adam Varicose veins.

12:59🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. Yeah.

13:01🔗 Drew Special varicose veins.

13:03🔗 Adam Year 15?

13:03🔗 Yeah.

13:04🔗 Adam You have varicose veins on your scrotum?

13:06🔗 Yeah.

13:07🔗 Adam Wow. Your scrotum looks like a mad scientist forehead.

13:12🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

13:13🔗 Drew You're pulsating.

13:14🔗 Adam You're pulsating.

13:14🔗 Drew That's not like an alien.

13:16🔗 Yeah, alien mad scientist.

13:18🔗 Drew It speaks without having a mouth.

13:20🔗 Adam It doesn't move its mouth, but it suggests super intelligence.

13:24🔗 Drew It actually, that's a kind of common thing.

13:26🔗 Adam Genius balls.

13:27🔗 Drew Adam, did that develop suddenly, those varicose veins?

13:31🔗 No. Well, I had it for a few months ago, and then like last July, I had it fixed or something, but it came back.

13:41🔗 Drew Just one sort of word of advice for people, if they notice a bunch of swollen veins in their testicles, all of a sudden, that can be a tumor, like a lymphoma sometimes up in the pelvic area. But when you're born with this, it's something that, it feels like a bag of worms when you feel it. It's kind of yucky. And it's very hard to get rid of. It kind of comes back after the surgery, doesn't it, Adam?

14:00🔗 Yeah.

14:01🔗 Adam Oh, unless you're talking to me. I was looking at Bob's resume here and I just heard my name and I thought, how did my nuts get dragged into this conversation?

14:09🔗 Drew So what's the question, Adam?

14:11🔗 What are some of the causes of it and stuff like that?

14:14🔗 Drew Just kind of being born with it. And then the other thing is something obstructing further up in the pelvis, like a tumor.

14:18🔗 Adam Adam, this Adam, I believe everything happens for a reason. See, see what A-holes those people sound like when you just put it, when you talk about this kind of stuff, those idiots with, I believe everything happens for a reason. Yeah, you have a sack of worms in your nutsack at age 15 because everything happens for a reason. So yeah, well, what are you going to do?

14:38🔗 Drew Nothing yet. You can have a, you know, surgically remove. It's just hard to get rid of it permanently. It's very hard.

14:44🔗 Adam Is there such a thing? How about such a thing, Drew? You know, the scrotum is one of the ugliest things God ever created.

14:52🔗 Drew By the way, the 15-year-olds are worrying about their appearance and being normal and that kind of thing. The bag of worms usually doesn't look that bad.

14:58🔗 Adam I will keep my scrotum in a Crown Royal sack because it's ugly apparent. It's purple velvety with the gold lettering.

15:06🔗 Drew It's tight, real tight. Don't let anybody peek.

15:09🔗 Don't let anybody see that.

15:11🔗 Adam I think the ladies appreciate it. And when it gets cold, I'll stuff my entire package into that and just be on my way. But the point is, is what about some sort of glove? You know what I mean?

15:23🔗 Drew What about scrotum gloves?

15:24🔗 Adam Well, poodles can wear sweaters. Do you know what I'm saying? What about a little sack for the scrotum? Wouldn't that be lovely if that would come into fashion?

15:32🔗 Drew It's a great idea. It's an awesome idea.

15:34🔗 Adam No, it's a great idea.

15:35🔗 Bob Burnquist Oh, did you say great?

15:36🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. It's a huge idea.

15:39🔗 Drew Think of the different seasons that could be represented.

15:42🔗 Bob Burnquist The colorways.

15:43🔗 Drew And the state that you could make. Oh, I could put a burlap sack around my sack.

15:47🔗 I'll go green and yellow flag, flag, flag ready for a party.

15:51🔗 Adam I'm an autumn. So I'm proud of your summer dress. I guess a lot of yellows, a lot of pastels or just a little bathing suit. Old style striped one with the belt. Yeah, that'd be awesome, Drew. Look, I, you know, okay, but do you understand, do you understand that dog clothing is a multi-million dollar a year business?

16:16🔗 Drew That's the point. That's the point.

16:17🔗 That's more absurd.

16:18🔗 Drew That's more absurd.

16:19🔗 Adam Put your sack in a sweater this winter.

16:21🔗 Drew That's your, that's your motto.

16:23🔗 Adam Write that down.

16:23🔗 Drew I got it.

16:24🔗 Adam Write that down. Melissa, Bob comes out with his own brand X games gear. You know what I mean? Something edgy for the kids.

16:32🔗 Drew Well, they got those finger boards. Maybe he could figure something out for the scrotum.

16:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me go on record with those finger boards. I think I remember when Tony Hawk was coming in here monkeying with his finger boards about seven years ago. And I remember saying, are you retarded? Nobody wants to play with those things. And I don't think anyone ever did.

16:50🔗 Drew My kids had them.

16:51🔗 Adam Six months.

16:52🔗 Drew Yes.

16:53🔗 Bob Burnquist Now you take him to school. You take them.

16:55🔗 Drew But it was a class. Look, it was enough to bridge him into his next video game.

16:59🔗 Caller Right. All right.

17:00🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

17:00🔗 Adam He made a few million on that before the big payday. The next thing I know, I see that see the guy in Cribs every 20 minutes. Showing another's got a new house, got a new wife, got new kids.

17:09🔗 Drew By the way, ours every guy deserved. It's Tony.

17:12🔗 Adam He's a good guy.

17:12🔗 Drew Good guy.

17:13🔗 Adam You know, he's only got a lot.

17:15🔗 Drew And he's a great guy.

17:15🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, he's done a lot for us.

17:17🔗 Adam Melissa, hey, you're 19.

17:20🔗 Caller I am. What's up for Adam? First of all, Marco Polo, I'm totally all for it.

17:27🔗 Adam, it's been a little while.

17:30🔗 Adam Yeah, it's pulling that to Bob.

17:31🔗 Caller I have to get that off my chest.

17:33🔗 Adam Going to replace quite going to replace the kids' pool game Marco Polo. I don't know if they had that in Brazil. Oh, kids.

17:42🔗 Drew Do you know the game? Southern Hamas sure they have no Marco Polo. You know, oh, yeah, he didn't cruise through there.

17:46🔗 Adam He didn't. Yeah, he was off to China. He did this thing. You know, well, Marco, you know, Marco Polo.

17:52🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:52🔗 Adam Yeah, you're cool. All right. So this is this a pool game where kids are in the water and they're splashing around and ones. You probably have one, but is that the water soccer?

18:02🔗 Drew One guy closes their eyes and he just yells out Marco and the whole group.

18:05🔗 Bob Burnquist And we had that game, which we just said, Marco, what do you say?

18:09🔗 Drew Adam Corolla.

18:10🔗 Bob Burnquist You just had to scream. You had to say make a noise or something.

18:12🔗 Adam You see what you see with this goes on with these other countries.

18:15🔗 Drew They're coming around. It's fertile soil for your game.

18:18🔗 Adam Okay.

18:18🔗 Drew All right. Oh, yeah.

18:19🔗 Adam Okay. So here's the point. You guys don't have Marco Polo in Brazil. We have Marco Polo out here.

18:25🔗 Caller You guys have.

18:27🔗 Adam You guys sound like a team.

18:29🔗 Bob Burnquist Exactly.

18:30🔗 Caller All right.

18:31🔗 Adam Well, now we replace Marco Polo with Adam Corolla.

18:36🔗 Caller So Adam Corolla.

18:39🔗 Bob Burnquist I like it. I'm going to take that to Brazil.

18:41🔗 Adam Yeah, anything's better than just making noise.

18:43🔗 Bob Burnquist I'm not going to see Marco Polo because it doesn't look like it.

18:44🔗 Caller No, no, no, no. Don't even get it started.

18:46🔗 Adam Don't get in the option.

18:47🔗 Caller All right.

18:48🔗 Adam Just say we're going to replace them.

18:49🔗 Bob Burnquist We're going exclusive with the Adam Corolla. Corolla.

18:52🔗 Drew Yeah, don't get it wrong. Screw up. It comes back as Adam Corolla. It'll be about good.

18:58🔗 Adam That would be horrible, like a mad lib. Like I go to Brazil in my sixties and I hear the kids, Adam Corolla.

19:07🔗 Bob Burnquist They got it wrong.

19:08🔗 Adam They got it wrong. All right, where are we, Drew?

19:11🔗 Drew Three.

19:12🔗 Adam Three? All right. Melissa?

19:15🔗 Caller Yes.

19:15🔗 Adam You're 19. Thank you, by the way, for the Adam Corolla. Go ahead.

19:19🔗 Caller So a little sex out the window with me, like I would like to, like I totally owe it to my boyfriend. But the gag reflex is horrible and I don't know if there's anything I could do about this. I don't know. It's like.

19:33🔗 Drew It's tough. Some people just things passing their teeth. If your toothbrush, that sort of thing, they can really get a heavy gag. But they eat. Okay. Yeah, I know. I know.

19:42🔗 Caller If I eat things that I don't like, I'll gag.

19:45🔗 Drew Yeah. She's just saying she doesn't like his penis.

19:46🔗 Adam Oh, you mean like greasy gopher guts or something? Eat stuff you don't like?

19:52🔗 Caller I don't know. Just anything. I have a really bad gag reflex.

19:55🔗 Adam Okay.

19:55🔗 Drew All right.

19:56🔗 Adam So what about training yourself with a wooden spoon or something?

19:59🔗 Drew You can train yourself, but it's still going to be tough and she'd have to work at it.

20:03🔗 Adam Have they ever done any real experiments with trying to really chisel that gag reflex down?

20:11🔗 Drew I don't know if they've done experiments, but certainly people can do that. They can learn to sort of suppress and override that gag reflex. There are medications to help with that too, but I certainly wouldn't.

20:19🔗 Adam Really?

20:20🔗 Drew Yeah, but I wouldn't recommend. Well, first of all, there's something called, there's certain parts of the brain that trigger those sorts of gags and So you got the guy that eats the sword. Yeah, I mean, there are people that can do that, learn to do that, and Melissa can learn to be better with this, but it's going to be tougher. I don't know of any technique. Maybe somebody out there has a technique to do it.

20:36🔗 Adam What happens when you brush your teeth?

20:38🔗 When I brush my teeth?

20:39🔗 Adam Well, yeah.

20:40🔗 Caller Nothing.

20:41🔗 Drew That's my dad doing in Israel.

20:42🔗 Adam I know, I know, it sounds like a nutty question.

20:44🔗 What's my dad doing in Israel?

20:46🔗 Drew What I said, Melissa, was that some people, when their toothbrush passes their teeth, even to brush their teeth, they have a problem.

20:52🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, I don't have that problem.

20:53🔗 Drew You don't have that problem. So your thing is taste plus.

20:56🔗 Adam Oh, is it taste plus?

20:59🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't know.

21:01🔗 Drew Look, Melissa, for you, it's clearly the idea that's as much a problem as the actual passing of the plane of the mouth.

21:08🔗 Adam Well, let's talk about Melissa behind her back. First off, I love our listeners, by the way, because you bring up brushing your teeth after you brought up brushing your teeth. They're like, what? How dare you? It's a hygienic show.

21:17🔗 What's my dad doing in Israel?

21:18🔗 Adam What do you think we're talking about? That's just to me. Look, if this person had a, and we have spoken to these people, have legitimate, very delicate gag reflexes. Those people do have difficulty brushing their teeth.

21:30🔗 Drew That's true.

21:31🔗 Adam There's a little more weirdness than there is gagness.

21:34🔗 Drew In those people?

21:35🔗 Adam In this person.

21:36🔗 Drew In this person. Well, she's saying, yeah, I don't like things freak me out. I don't like the taste of it. The penis freaks me out. I don't like getting near my mouth. That's true.

21:42🔗 Adam This isn't all about you. Let's focus on Melissa's problem. Okay.

21:47🔗 Drew All right.

21:48🔗 Bob Burnquist Okay.

21:48🔗 Adam Can we for a second just to turn every question in on yourself?

21:52🔗 Drew Wow.

21:53🔗 Adam I apologize, Bob. I don't know where that came from.

21:55🔗 Bob Burnquist It's okay.

21:55🔗 Adam Melissa.

21:56🔗 Drew Yes, you do.

21:56🔗 Adam I do. Melissa?

21:58🔗 Bob Burnquist Yes.

21:58🔗 Adam Yeah, because I believe everything happens for a reason. So I believe everything happens for a reason, including your gag reflex. Have you had any trauma or any bad experiences? I don't mean out and out. I just mean something weird. I don't know. I'm not, I'm not getting trauma survivor. I'm just getting a weird. Here's the thing about-

22:17🔗 Drew Are you afraid of snakes? It's a great question.

22:19🔗 Adam All right. Let me explain something about women. Their minds are feeble. Okay. They're not like our minds. They're very delicate, the woman's mind.

22:28🔗 Drew Send those letters to the Loveline, the care of Adam Corolla.

22:31🔗 Adam I've spoken to women who like, I've never eaten an avocado again in their life because when they were five, they tasted, their uncle made them eat too much guacamole. And they were like, never again. You know, they're very, women do that more than guys. All right, all right. You know what I mean?

22:46🔗 Drew I'll give you that.

22:47🔗 Adam Guys are used to getting knocked down and sort of getting back up again. Women get knocked down and they go, that's enough of that.

22:52🔗 Drew I'm out. Yes.

22:53🔗 Adam Right?

22:54🔗 Drew Yes. Yes, yes.

22:55🔗 Adam For the most part.

22:56🔗 Drew Yes.

22:57🔗 Adam Melissa.

22:58🔗 Drew So do you have bad dreams about snakes?

23:00🔗 Caller No.

23:02🔗 Drew And did you have any kind of bad experience where something freaked you out when you were a kid?

23:05🔗 Caller No, I knew this question was going to come, but nothing.

23:08🔗 Drew No, no.

23:09🔗 Adam We don't mean molestation or anything like that.

23:11🔗 Drew We just mean just some image or something that sort of got you. You know, sometimes when you associate certain experiences with nausea or something, you know, you eat a certain thing, you get sick afterwards, like, oh, I'll never do that again.

23:22🔗 Adam You go to the circus, you get a bad churro. That's all it takes for a chick.

23:25🔗 Drew Right. Anything like that?

23:27🔗 Caller No, nothing like that. All right.

23:28🔗 Drew So you need to kind of work on this. It's more than just a gag. It's also the idea of the thing.

23:33🔗 Adam But you brush your teeth. No problem at all. Even when you do that thing where you brush your tongue.

23:37🔗 Caller No problem.

23:38🔗 Drew Oh, I can't do that.

23:39🔗 Adam Yeah, I gag brushing a tongue. Although my huge penis shaped toothbrush probably isn't helping. And I got to tell you, it was humiliating when my maid walked in.

23:49🔗 Drew How about this for Melissa?

23:50🔗 Adam Penis shaped. There you go. Wait a minute.

23:52🔗 Drew You're onto something.

23:53🔗 Caller Write that down.

23:54🔗 Adam Bob, write that down. Somebody write this down because a woman who has difficulty performing oral may only get a crack at it a couple of times a year. You get the penis shaped toothbrush.

24:06🔗 Drew She's 19. Calm down. Relax. Don't be in a hurry to do this stuff.

24:10🔗 Adam But here's the other thing too, Melissa. Stop announcing to yourself at least that this is something you can't do or you won't do. How about you just vow to get better at it and overcome? Yes?

24:23🔗 Drew There you go. All right.

24:23🔗 Adam That means no way.

24:24🔗 Yeah.

24:25🔗 Bob Burnquist It's kind of like learning a new trick.

24:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

24:27🔗 Vow.

24:28🔗 Adam Yeah. On the skateboard.

24:30🔗 Bob Burnquist Can't means won't.

24:32🔗 Adam Right.

24:32🔗 Bob Burnquist You got to do it.

24:33🔗 Adam It does. God damn it. I mean, what people do is they announce, I don't do this and then they never do. Or they just say, I'm bad at this. I can't do this. I'll not do this. This doesn't work. And then now they're sort of off the hook with it. Instead of saying, I need to do this. I need to get better at doing this. I may not ever be the best, but I can certainly be good at it.

24:54🔗 Drew I categorically agree with you on most things. I'm not sure this particular behavior is the one that you have to focus on, but if it's important to her, so be it.

25:01🔗 Adam It's important to me.

25:02🔗 Drew All right. We're going to commercial. By the way, for those of you listening on Wednesday, what was today, the 14th, 15th, please watch my show on Discovery Health Channel Strictly Sex. Tune in. It's at 9 on Wednesday and midnight. Check your local listings.

25:17🔗 Adam I saw your big billboard.

25:18🔗 Drew Isn't that crazy? Big billboard.

25:21🔗 Adam Well, now I'm camped out.

25:22🔗 Drew I'm not saying it all the time.

25:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:25🔗 Caller Looks good.

25:26🔗 Caller You look good. Looks nice.

25:28🔗 Drew I'm going to be down short in moments.

25:29🔗 Adam I'm telling you, go take a picture. I know. Bob Burnquist is here tonight. He is X Games. I'll just go ahead and call you a champion. Been in every single one of them, all 11 of them. Nine medals. Thank you very much. Going to be competing again.

25:42🔗 Bob Burnquist All 10 of them with the 11th one coming up.

25:45🔗 Adam Oh, the 11th one is coming up. This is the 11th X Games. So you've been 9 out of 10.

25:51🔗 Bob Burnquist We will... 10 out of 10.

25:52🔗 Drew 10 out of 10.

25:53🔗 Adam Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yes. Nine medals, 10 games. And this is the 11th coming up this August, the 4th through the 7th. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.

26:07🔗 Hello, what is this? This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline, we'll be right back.

26:13🔗 The one and only, Live 105.

26:20🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191-er.

26:28🔗 Drew First 10 calls tonight. Get on the air. That are over 18. Get an iTunes gift certificate valued at $99.

26:34🔗 Adam $99.

26:35🔗 Drew 99 songs.

26:36🔗 Adam Is that 99 songs? How does tax work with that, though?

26:40🔗 Drew I don't think you tax stuff on the Internet. You don't? For the most part.

26:43🔗 Adam Wow.

26:44🔗 Drew Right? I have no idea.

26:45🔗 Bob Burnquist What the hell do I know?

26:46🔗 Adam It's like Nevada. Bob Burnquist is here tonight. Bob is going to be doing the X Games for the 11th time coming up this August 4th through 7th. Bob has himself nine medals. And I think I got that all straightened out.

27:01🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

27:01🔗 Adam What's your favorite event skateboarding wise?

27:05🔗 Bob Burnquist Favorite, the one I compete most in is vertical skateboarding, which is the U-shaped ramp, the half pipe. And they got a new one now, which is the Big Air. And that's the one that's really a blast to participate in.

27:16🔗 Adam Is Big Air half pipe?

27:18🔗 Bob Burnquist Big Air skateboarding. Yeah, Big Air half pipe.

27:21🔗 Adam Is it just bigger?

27:22🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, it's a lot bigger. And Danny Way actually came up with a concept a couple years ago. And it's just kind of like mimicking snowboarding, bringing a little bit of the magnitude and the size of the ramp. You got like a 70 foot roll into, you know, 40 to 50 foot gap into like a 27 foot quarter pipe. So everything's just a lot bigger.

27:42🔗 Adam Well, now what is the average, the average sort of competition half pipe? Is that about 12 feet?

27:48🔗 Bob Burnquist The average one's like 12, 12, 13 feet.

27:51🔗 Adam Right.

27:52🔗 Bob Burnquist And that's the one that you've been seeing for years.

27:54🔗 Drew And this is how big?

27:55🔗 Bob Burnquist This is a 27 foot quarter pipe, so. Yeah, and-

27:58🔗 Drew How many stories is that?

28:00🔗 Adam 27 is almost three stories. Wow. You gotta figure about 10 foot plus. Well, I remember last year, they had this huge-

28:08🔗 Bob Burnquist Did you go check out that one in the parking lot?

28:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:10🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

28:11🔗 Adam That was the one. I secretly, I secretly wrote it at night, Drew, and conquered it, but I didn't want any news or any cameras around. Slip down on your ass? No, I went there and conquered it, but I did it alone, like a big wave rider going out, going out alone. Like Patrick Swayze in- whatever that crappy movie was in that I love so much.

28:31🔗 Bob Burnquist You don't care for cameras?

28:32🔗 Adam Yeah, Point Break. You know, it wasn't about the cameras, it was about the magazines, it was about me, me and the plywood in my ass hitting the plywood. You know what I'm saying? Actually, I couldn't ride a ramp, but I could make a hell of a ramp, Drew. Do you understand that?

28:49🔗 Drew You could build one, you mean?

28:50🔗 Adam I could build an F of a ramp.

28:51🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

28:52🔗 Adam I'd be using a lot of-

28:54🔗 Drew Oh man, they ought to come to you and design some stuff.

28:55🔗 Adam They really should talk. I'd be cutting ribs for that baby. Nice.

29:00🔗 Bob Burnquist I'm building one at my house right now.

29:02🔗 Adam Aria, what do you need to know? Well, you probably know, but I'll tell you materials wise. First off, I'd be using all treated lumber because it's going to be outside.

29:13🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, you got the pressure treated.

29:14🔗 Adam All that green pressure treated stuff.

29:16🔗 Bob Burnquist You know you can use some FSC stuff, the Forested Stewardship Council wood. It's coming out, the International Certification of Wood that doesn't come from Old Growth Forest. You can go that.

29:27🔗 Adam Mr. Brazilian Rainforest over here.

29:30🔗 Bob Burnquist Save the lungs of the world. I'm Brazilian, I got to do it.

29:32🔗 Adam Yeah, no, I'm all, wood really didn't change for oh, at least 20 years, or maybe 20,000 years or something. It was all the same crap and then lately, they started coming out with a lot of engineered wood. And it's really good stuff and it's basically like everything else, it gets recycled. Instead of cutting down a whole tree, just take a lot of trimmings and mix it with some glue and put it in a press and cut it, ends up being straighter. People don't realize how bent wood is. You know, you go to your average home depot, go look through the two by four pile and half of them are rejects. They're twisted, they're cracked.

30:08🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, wood's not perfect.

30:09🔗 Adam If you use them for a wall, there's no straight lines in nature. No straight lines in nature. No straight lines in nature. I love the blowhards that drop that line on you. But the engineered stuff is all really straight, all really strong and the way to go. And it's probably going to be and it's sort of bug resistant. You know, it's cheaper.

30:29🔗 Drew All the stronger, straight engineered stuff will be giving us cancer in 10 years anyway.

30:33🔗 Adam Yeah, just for the guys who work with it, me and Bob. Bob's going to keel over from bronchial constrictions anyway. But the point is, you're building a ramp.

30:44🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

30:44🔗 Adam All right. And so you got to build like ribs, you know, you got to build it.

30:48🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, you got to rip it out. And it's actually a really weird. It's a corkscrew, actually, is what I'm building.

30:53🔗 Adam You're building a corkscrew?

30:54🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, it hasn't been done. Just I'm doing it right now. You know that old stunt, the James Bond movie, where the car does the bridge. That's what I want to replicate. Now, I was talking to the guy this morning, trying to explain to him what I want. And he's sitting with his computer. He's got his CAD looking software. And I'm like, man, how are you going to translate that into reality?

31:13🔗 Adam He's building a corkscrew, Drew. They said it couldn't be done.

31:18🔗 Drew That's interesting.

31:18🔗 Adam It is. You remember the Bond movie?

31:19🔗 Bob Burnquist It's being built right now this week.

31:21🔗 Adam That's what I love about Drew. Even movies he knows he doesn't know.

31:24🔗 Bob Burnquist Which Bond movie was it?

31:25🔗 Adam It was the Bond movie where him and the small town sheriff jumped into like a pacer and they're heading for a bridge that was knocked out. And the way the bridge was knocked out, one side of it was lower than the other and it was like broken in half. And so when he hit it, the car actually corkscrewed and then landed on his feet. Drew, you've seen it. You've seen it in the movies. You've seen it on TV. It's an awesome scene. And that's what you're talking about.

31:52🔗 Bob Burnquist That's what I'm doing. I'm doing it with the gap because I couldn't, you know, I wanted to close it up but it was just a really hard mathematical whatever equation to get it down.

32:00🔗 Adam So, instead of doing a loop, you're doing a corkscrew, which seems harder than a loop.

32:07🔗 Bob Burnquist It's a little harder because you're going forward and you're flipping.

32:10🔗 Drew You have to hit it exactly right.

32:12🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, you got to do it right. But different than the car thing where the actual obstacle had to be perfect for the car to do that turn. I can do it with my body and adjust it.

32:22🔗 Adam It was an awesome stunt.

32:24🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, it was. It stuck in my head.

32:26🔗 Adam Oh, man. Diamonds are forever, maybe. I don't know.

32:29🔗 Bob Burnquist One of those James Bond.

32:30🔗 Adam Yeah, we're going to find that out.

32:32🔗 Bob Burnquist But the corkscrew is for a movie I'm working on right now. It's called The Reality of Bob Burnquist.

32:36🔗 Caller A Bob movie?

32:37🔗 Bob Burnquist It's like a Bob movie.

32:39🔗 Caller A Bob movie?

32:41🔗 Caller James Bob.

32:42🔗 Bob Burnquist My name is Burnquist, Bob Burnquist.

32:44🔗 Adam Yeah, the name is Burnquist, Bob Burnquist. And so, okay, so the corkscrew. Oh, you're going to have to get some steel involved with that. You're not going to be able to build that frame. That's going to be tough to build that frame out of wood. That's what, you know, it's fabricating in the angles and everything.

33:00🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

33:00🔗 Adam And what do you skin it with? Plywood?

33:02🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, you skin it with, you either skin it with, yeah, some kind of surface. It's a surface. It's called, there's skate light stuff, and there's this other stuff called Clip Tech.

33:10🔗 Adam There's actually stuff made for skateboarding.

33:12🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, made for skateboarding.

33:14🔗 Adam And you screw it all in or do you scape all in?

33:15🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, you screw it in. You screw it in, and you might, I try not to use as many screws, but we'll probably end up screwing it in.

33:22🔗 Adam You don't want to catch that.

33:23🔗 Drew No calls.

33:23🔗 Adam No calls, but a corkscrew, right?

33:27🔗 Drew I know, he's not going to be able to get off this for half an hour.

33:29🔗 Caller I don't want him taking any calls.

33:30🔗 Adam How big a run do you?

33:32🔗 Caller You got to get launched.

33:34🔗 Bob Burnquist I mean, it's never been done, and I don't know what, it's like we're trying to create something that, I'm trying to explain what I want to the builder. And then it's all...

33:42🔗 Drew Is he creating the forces and the mathematics based on your body and your speed and that stuff, or are you doing that?

33:48🔗 Bob Burnquist No, I'll do that. I mean, it's hard for him to understand that, in my mind, I know what I can do. So, I try to tell him, okay, just build it like this. And then he goes, no, but I don't think you'll be able to do that. And I was like, no, just build it like that. And I'll worry about what I need to do. But it's hard to translate, you know, and there's this big, big radius here, a smaller radius in the end. So, it does this little tight thing. And I mean, it's...

34:09🔗 Drew But it's got to be enough that you can be standing up and not get your head up for it.

34:12🔗 Bob Burnquist It's probably going to be a 16 foot high. We're debating actually what size of the role and how much speed I need it. I was talking about it this morning, right before I left to come to the show. I was just talking about it.

34:20🔗 Adam Wow. Let's talk to Lillian and that will be bitching.

34:22🔗 Drew No, no, no.

34:23🔗 Adam Shut up. Draw a picture of it, though, for me, Bob. Drew, you ever see Final Ten?

34:27🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

34:28🔗 Adam Really?

34:28🔗 Bob Burnquist Yes, yes.

34:29🔗 Adam Because I predict the corkscrew ramp is going to end up like the Stonehenge. The Stonehenge. See, Drew, but you don't know. I can't remember. You don't remember the biggest gag of the whole thing? I don't remember. Don't remember the joke of the Stonehenge?

34:41🔗 Caller No. Okay.

34:44🔗 Adam Don't remember being lowered down the miniature Stonehenge? Yeah, yeah. No. Okay. What goes on, Drew?

34:50🔗 Bob Burnquist What goes on?

34:52🔗 Adam Lillian?

34:53🔗 Hello.

34:53🔗 Adam You're 22?

34:54🔗 Caller Yes.

34:55🔗 Adam Wow, Drew. Even moves you have seen, you haven't seen.

34:58🔗 Drew You know, honestly, the Spinal Tap viewing I've done has been like bits and pieces. No, you didn't see it.

35:02🔗 Adam Ah, true. Come on, buddy. Lillian?

35:05🔗 I'm here.

35:06🔗 Adam 22?

35:06🔗 Yes.

35:07🔗 Adam What's up?

35:09🔗 I have a general knowledge of adult children as alcoholics, and I have this trouble with intimacy, and I, my past-

35:17🔗 Drew And you know that's part of coming from an abusive alcoholic family system, right?

35:21🔗 Right, right. But what my past ex-boyfriends have told me, you know, like we're in public, and they had said, you know, you don't hold my hand, we don't do this, and you need to chill out and loosen up. But then I have this great need, you know, to be loved, and I just, I want to know how to stop being this trainwreck.

35:41🔗 Adam Well, okay, Lillian, first of all, Lillian sounds...

35:44🔗 Drew Yeah, you sound like a trainwreck, okay? You just give us that feeling, a trainwreck feeling, and that, yeah, and that sort of anxiety, and that chaos, and that internal emptiness, and all that stuff we're sort of responding to, is something that really needs long-term therapy, and you would sort of be benefited from the Al-Anon program, too. There we go.

36:01🔗 Adam He's actually making a model.

36:02🔗 Drew He is, he's mocking it up.

36:04🔗 Caller The model of the corkscrew, he's actually making the corkscrew.

36:07🔗 Drew Hey, but Lillian, seriously, have you had therapy before?

36:11🔗 No.

36:11🔗 Drew Okay, that's what you need. It's not as though we can tell you something where there's some sort of-

36:16🔗 Adam Hold on, Bob needs a hot glue, then.

36:19🔗 Okay, I haven't seen my alcoholic father in 14 years with that.

36:23🔗 Drew I know, and then he did some horrible things to you and stuff, too, but in order to reestablish a stable attachment to another person, you need to be with a skilled individual who can help you get through whatever blocks are in the way of that.

36:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:34🔗 Drew The 12-step is also a way to do that, but I think you might need some more than that. So, take advantage of a real treatment. You really should, you should get, it's not like we can give you some concept that's gonna get you through this. It's not an intellectual process. It's an experiential process that takes time.

36:49🔗 Adam All right. Okay. All right. Yeah. You didn't help her. Husband doesn't like going down? Amanda?

37:00🔗 Caller Yes.

37:01🔗 Adam You're 24?

37:02🔗 Caller I sure am.

37:04🔗 Adam What's up, baby doll?

37:07🔗 Caller Well, my husband kind of has a fear of oral sex, performing it. Fear? I guess one of his old girlfriends urinated on him while he was doing it to her or something like that. And he basically, he has a fear of it now. And he's tried it twice with me. We've been together for a year and a half now. And he's only tried it twice. And he lasts about a minute.

37:32🔗 Adam But let me explain, let me explain, guys. Guys could have gotten food poisoning from eating a pizza 750 times. They're going 751.

37:40🔗 Drew Absolutely.

37:41🔗 Adam He ain't into it.

37:42🔗 Drew He's been, he's fallen into God knows what kind of crap and done horrible things and gone back and done it again. And broken his arm doing things and did it again.

37:49🔗 Adam Yeah, guys had their leg taken off by a shark. And they're like, I still love surfing. I don't blame the shark. I'll get back in the water.

37:55🔗 Drew A little pee pee on the forehead is not gonna, this is not what that's about.

37:58🔗 Bob Burnquist It might be fear of not doing it right.

38:00🔗 Drew No, he doesn't like it.

38:01🔗 Adam Yeah, I heard that too. But he's not good at it.

38:03🔗 Drew He's not good, he doesn't like it.

38:04🔗 Adam He's looking for excuses. And by the way, should you be sharing this with your partner?

38:08🔗 Drew Your previous experiences, yeah.

38:10🔗 Adam Yeah, remember Shelly?

38:12🔗 Drew I told you about Shelly.

38:12🔗 Adam Yeah, remember why we call her Smelly Shelly?

38:15🔗 Drew The shooter?

38:15🔗 Adam The shooter, Smelly Shelly the shooter. Yeah, oh no. Well, it's true she did do some clay pigeons, but no, no.

38:22🔗 Drew That's not what I'm talking about.

38:23🔗 Adam That's not what I'm talking about. Yeah, I mean, and then you telling this to your wife, like once in a while, it's a real wuss way to go, but once in a while, a guy will try to come clean a little bit with some BS and just see if he can get out of something. I don't trust this guy. Like Amanda, didn't he have other girlfriends that he went on down and didn't get, went down on and didn't get urinated on?

38:46🔗 Caller Before this one, yeah, and he was fine with it, but then this one came and-

38:50🔗 Drew No way, man, no way.

38:52🔗 Adam Hey, you know, it's an interesting ploy though, because women's, like we're talking about, man, they're female. We're talking about- They'll buy this because that's how a woman would do it. Like if you said to a woman, if you said to a woman because this is how women work, you know what, I'm sorry, I can't do it because I went down on my old girlfriend three years ago and she whizzed on me and I just can't do it. She'd go, oh, I understand, I see. If you did have the guy being, hey, puss, get back down there.

39:16🔗 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

39:17🔗 Adam What's wrong with you?

39:18🔗 Drew What is that?

39:19🔗 Adam Puss, get down there.

39:20🔗 Bob Burnquist Right?

39:21🔗 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

39:21🔗 Bob Burnquist Don't people drink their own urine?

39:23🔗 Adam I do.

39:24🔗 Drew Well, that's the point. It was not a horrific, traumatizing experience. It's got a little pee pee in the forehead. And by the way, it might have been ejaculation, might not have been pee.

39:32🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't trust this guy.

39:34🔗 Caller Okay, so I just need to slap him around a little bit?

39:37🔗 Drew Not, don't be hostile, but yes, be insistent, be firm.

39:42🔗 Adam What else? I bet, you know, I'm just wondering, is he a selfish guy in general?

39:47🔗 Caller No, in general, he's really not.

39:50🔗 Drew Is he, like, there's certain cultures that really are against this, like Jamaican guys are very touchy about this.

39:55🔗 Caller No, he's got a little bit of Mexican in him, but other than that, he's...

39:59🔗 Bob Burnquist Brazilians are okay with it.

40:01🔗 Drew Oh, Brazilians are better than what we're talking about.

40:02🔗 Adam It's right on the flank. These are the way I see it.

40:06🔗 Drew What is Santa Claus?

40:07🔗 Bob Burnquist Order and progress.

40:08🔗 Drew Progress, right there.

40:10🔗 Caller Order?

40:11🔗 Adam It's a bad sign, it's like a country saying, we're not fat. Like, it's like going, what, why are you bringing that up?

40:18🔗 Drew That seems like there's trouble. Is there disorder in your country?

40:21🔗 Adam Yeah, like, when I hear, when I see order, I hear disorder.

40:25🔗 Drew Right. I hear chaos. It's like the underworld flag there is just chaos. It's progress.

40:30🔗 Bob Burnquist The green is disappearing.

40:31🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like when I see those travel things, it says, take another look at Israel or something. It's like, I don't want to take a second look at anywhere. When I hear second look, that means something went on.

40:40🔗 Bob Burnquist Just take another look.

40:41🔗 Adam Yeah, it means last time I was there, a bomb went off. I'm not taking a second look. And by the way, they don't do that with tropical paradises. They don't give it an, hey, hey, come on, we're not how we used to be. Order on the flag. You guys should have talked to us about that flag.

40:59🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

40:59🔗 Adam We could have helped you out with that flag.

41:01🔗 Drew Smarley, don't tread on me. Here we go. Let's go. Come on.

41:04🔗 Adam How many flags say things? You know what I mean? There's a fair amount of flags that have-

41:08🔗 Drew Live free or die? Was that Vermont?

41:10🔗 Adam Well, I know, but not the country's flag. You know what I mean? Our flag doesn't say anything.

41:16🔗 Drew Every country has stuff on there we can't read.

41:17🔗 Adam Yeah, crap. I think it's just F-Y-D, on most of American flag. That's the way I read it anyway. I also don't like the ones that have swords and missiles and stuff on it. It's like, relax over there. Come on now.

41:30🔗 Drew Where are you guys going to start up? It's like the novelty swords from the guy in the turban in the 1920s film.

41:38🔗 Adam The ones that used to behead infidels. Yeah, that's a bad sign. Let's take ourselves a break. I'd really like to just travel the world's countries, explain them what's wrong, insulting their flags. Here we go. That'd be awesome.

41:51🔗 Drew In the bathroom, let's go.

41:52🔗 Adam Middle East would be a tough run. Bob Burnquist is here tonight. He's going to be doing his 11th X Games on his skateboard and killing himself on his homemade corkscrew. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

42:10🔗 Caller It's Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

42:13🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

42:22🔗 Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

42:24🔗 Adam My name is Dr. Drew. Bob Burnquist is here tonight. Bob has got himself a skateboard and he's not scared to ride it. Know what I'm saying?

42:31🔗 Drew I know what you're saying.

42:32🔗 Adam He's got himself a corkscrew. He's building crazy stuff. Yeah. He's made a model like this.

42:39🔗 Drew It's gonna be like that, say.

42:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

42:42🔗 Bob Burnquist It's gonna have a gap in it like the James Bond movie. It's like this is gonna be like that and the receiver is gonna be like that.

42:47🔗 Adam You're gonna land. Yeah. What are the kind of, Drew, what are the kind of corkscrew is there?

42:53🔗 Drew I thought maybe one where he actually, you know, sort of, You know, to go all the way around would make it kind of like a loop.

42:58🔗 Bob Burnquist I didn't want to do that.

42:59🔗 Adam You want to get air.

43:00🔗 Bob Burnquist I want to get some air and actually cork and go forward.

43:03🔗 Adam The only time I feel free, man, is when I'm on my stick in a corkscrew.

43:07🔗 Bob Burnquist Exactly.

43:07🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

43:08🔗 Drew You've always said that.

43:09🔗 Adam Drew, go. Hey, Chris, find out what Bond movie that was. Do you know what I'm talking about?

43:15🔗 Drew Adam, please.

43:17🔗 Caller Not really, no.

43:18🔗 Adam Okay.

43:18🔗 Drew Chris got it. All right. I mean, Anderson's got it.

43:22🔗 Adam Here's the thing that always cracks me up. It's not the part where I know things and other people don't know things. How do I manage to surround myself with people that exclusively don't know what I'm talking about?

43:31🔗 Drew Go to Line2.

43:32🔗 Adam Drew knows a lot of stuff. And I was going to say Chris does, but Drew knows a lot of stuff. So do I. And so does Chris. Is that Chris? Yes. Chris knows a lot of stuff. But how do you guys figure the stuff? How do you know exactly what I don't know or do know and then don't know that? You know what I mean? That's the challenge.

43:49🔗 Drew That's why we make sense.

43:49🔗 Adam You know a ton of stuff. It's just you don't know anything I know.

43:52🔗 Drew I think if we knew all the same stuff, how boring that would be.

43:55🔗 Adam You see what I'm saying?

43:55🔗 Drew Why have both of us here then?

43:57🔗 Adam I think how great it would be if you knew what I was talking about just half the time. Michael? Yeah? Adam? Yeah.

44:04🔗 Drew How do I work?

44:04🔗 Adam How do you see Spinal Tap? I don't know the whole stone hand.

44:07🔗 Drew I didn't see the whole movie.

44:08🔗 Adam Okay, go ahead, Michael.

44:09🔗 Caller I know exactly what movie that is. It's Octopussy.

44:12🔗 Adam Octopussy?

44:13🔗 Bob Burnquist Octopussy, huh? Nice.

44:15🔗 Adam All right. Sounds good. Yeah, all right. Which bond, which was the bond that was in it?

44:22🔗 Drew Roger Moore.

44:23🔗 Adam That's right.

44:23🔗 Caller Yeah, I think it was Moore.

44:24🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't think it was Octopussy, by the way.

44:27🔗 Drew All right, so what's the question, Michael? Here we go.

44:28🔗 Caller All right, my question is, I wanted to know how Bob Burnquist, how he got into skating, like who introduced him into skating?

44:36🔗 Bob Burnquist All right. I started skating from the popularity going up in Brazil, actually just that everyone had boards and-

44:43🔗 Drew Really?

44:43🔗 Bob Burnquist I had a soccer ball that I let a buddy borrow and he lost it. So I went back into his house and-

44:49🔗 Drew Took his skateboard.

44:50🔗 Bob Burnquist Took his skateboard.

44:51🔗 Caller All right, that's pretty cool.

44:52🔗 Bob Burnquist That's kind of like how it all started.

44:54🔗 Caller That and I also had a question. Do you know anything about Tony Hawk Underground 3?

44:58🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. I know I already shot some photos and we already started working on it.

45:02🔗 Caller Sweet because I love- Yeah.

45:04🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. It's a blast. Those guys are awesome.

45:07🔗 Caller Thanks. Adam, I thought you could bring up maybe to Burnquist. Remember that idea you had about boarding school?

45:14🔗 Drew Oh my gosh.

45:16🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

45:17🔗 Drew Skateboarding school.

45:18🔗 Adam Yeah. We're thinking it's surf boarding school.

45:20🔗 Drew But skateboarding school we brought up too.

45:23🔗 Bob Burnquist That can go all over the US.

45:25🔗 Adam Well, this is a drama. This is like the OC.

45:29🔗 Bob Burnquist This is a reality show.

45:31🔗 Adam Well, it's sort of a twist on boarding schools. It's a boarding school. It's a boarding school but this is skate boarding school.

45:37🔗 Bob Burnquist So you don't get bored there.

45:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Good looking yet troubled teens skating. You know what I mean?

45:45🔗 Drew A lot of frolicking footage.

45:47🔗 Adam A lot of frolicking.

45:48🔗 Drew A lot of action footage.

45:49🔗 Bob Burnquist Trouble to success.

45:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Trouble of teens.

45:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:52🔗 Caller Learning lessons from skateboarding.

45:53🔗 Drew Dukes of Hazzard meets the OC.

45:55🔗 Bob Burnquist Let them slam.

45:56🔗 Drew On skateboards.

45:56🔗 Adam Yeah. One of every culture but all hot and all having sort of white features to be honest but great looking. An Asian chick who's good at skating and a black chick and an inner city guy.

46:08🔗 Drew With the recent success of Lost, we need like a monster chase them regularly. Right? It's skateboarding schools on an island. It's on an island. Just go with me. Go with me.

46:16🔗 Adam Okay.

46:17🔗 Drew It's on an island.

46:17🔗 Adam All right. Let's talk to...

46:20🔗 Drew We gotta take a break.

46:20🔗 Adam All right. But let me just talk to Catherine over here. 18 Catherine. Yes. Ooh. Ooh. Baby voice Catherine.

46:29🔗 Drew What's up?

46:30🔗 Adam Your boyfriend wants to have a threesome?

46:32🔗 Well, he wants to watch me have sex with another guy.

46:36🔗 Adam Uh-oh. Bad sign but hold on a second. Wait a minute. Someone has another answer.

46:40🔗 Drew Steve?

46:41🔗 Adam Or any answer, Steve?

46:42🔗 Adam.

46:43🔗 Drew Corolla.

46:43🔗 Adam Corolla.

46:44🔗 Drew What's the answer?

46:45🔗 Adam James Bond movie.

46:46🔗 Live and Let Die. My uncle's buddy Joe Hooker and he did the stunts for it.

46:49🔗 Caller Thank you.

46:51🔗 Bob Burnquist Wow, he went straight to the source.

46:53🔗 Caller Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

46:56🔗 Adam Live and Let Die. Proving once again we have the world's dumbest callers because 10 seconds earlier, octopusy. Remember I said I don't think that was it?

47:04🔗 Caller I got man with the golden gun on the internet.

47:06🔗 Adam Now.

47:06🔗 Bob Burnquist Which one? The golden gun on the internet?

47:08🔗 Caller Now, it's three different sites.

47:10🔗 Adam It's Live and Let Die.

47:11🔗 Drew Check it out. Here we go. We're taking a break.

47:13🔗 Adam We'll be right back after this.

47:59🔗 Caller That sounds like cake.

48:00🔗 Is that cake?

48:02🔗 Adam That's the baseline. It's got that cake baseline.

48:05🔗 Drew I guess not Anderson isn't jumping into it.

48:07🔗 Caller No, it's not cake.

48:09🔗 Drew Yeah. Who is that?

48:10🔗 Caller Still the gorillas.

48:12🔗 Adam Oh, we hate the gorillas.

48:14🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

48:16🔗 Drew Anyway, iTunes giveaway. First 10, time again for me to remind you all, A, to watch Discovery Health Channel 9 and Midnight on Wednesday, please. And certainly, first 10 callers tonight that get on the air, I don't think we've had quite 10 yet, who are over 18 will win an iTunes gift card valued at $99.

48:32🔗 Adam Bob Burnquist is here tonight. Bob, give my pen back.

48:34🔗 You're going to use to draw your corkscrew.

48:37🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, I made a model out of it instead.

48:39🔗 Drew If you want to call ripping up a sheet of notebook paper, and then handing the pattern pieces to strips.

48:45🔗 Caller That was my Brazilian skill, hand a bunch of strips.

48:48🔗 Adam All right, now do you see my vision? Yeah, let's take a look at my trash can.

48:53🔗 I'll share my vision.

48:55🔗 Adam All right, so Bob is going to be in the participating in his 11th X Games coming up this August 4th through the 7th. Out here in LA, out here in LA until the 9th.

49:06🔗 Wow.

49:06🔗 Adam I mean, 2009 that is. I think we have the conference.

49:10🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, they're here to stay now for a little bit.

49:13🔗 Adam Were they always in San Francisco?

49:15🔗 Bob Burnquist No, they did two years in every spot. They had Providence, Rhode Island, for the first two. And then they went over to San Francisco, went to San Diego, came to LA, went to Philadelphia.

49:24🔗 Adam Yes.

49:24🔗 Drew K-Rock had a concert at Anaheim Stadium and they had a bunch of X Game guys set up doing half pipes and stuff.

49:29🔗 Adam I've seen the X Game guys just set up on Hollywood Boulevard in front of Kimmel's studio and just set up a ramp, get on a motorcycle and do some flips. I freak out. I'm scared to watch it. I'm scared as a mother.

49:46🔗 Bob Burnquist I can't let you get the mother.

49:47🔗 Adam I'm afraid for you. The mother comes out.

49:51🔗 Bob Burnquist I get like that watching the BMX guys and the motocross guys. Even from being a skateboarder, you still get that. I get scared when I see Matt Hoffman riding.

50:03🔗 Adam The BMX guys are getting crazy too with the motorcycle guys. Something I'd be about to think actually having an engine.

50:08🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, let's see, but the motorcycle, they have a little bit of a cushion in their seats. The BMX guys, they don't have it. They're talking about blue balls and all that.

50:15🔗 Adam The BMX guys are so stupid, they don't take their pegs off before they try the triple flip. So, they leave their buddy pegs screwed on, which are essentially-

50:25🔗 Caller They're for grinding.

50:27🔗 Adam Yeah, but not when you're trying to do it, you're doing the flip.

50:29🔗 Caller They're for impaling.

50:30🔗 Adam Yeah, when you go ahead and do the flip, one's going to end up up your ass, go ahead and unscrew them. That's all, Stoner. What are you yelled at these guys, Alton? What are you doing with this? It's going right in your ribs, and then you see the guy eat crap, and then you see the peg go right in the guy's liver, and it's like, all right. Corey.

50:46🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

50:47🔗 Adam You know the Bond movie where the guy did the corkscrew jump in the Pacer?

50:54🔗 Bob Burnquist Yes.

50:55🔗 Adam What movie?

50:55🔗 Bob Burnquist It's The Man with the Golden Gun.

50:57🔗 Bob Burnquist OK, now it's another.

50:59🔗 Adam That's two votes for The Man with the Golden Gun.

51:01🔗 Caller But the website that I'm on says that it was an AMC Hornet Hatchback.

51:05🔗 Adam It was an AMC Hornet Hatchback. It was like orange or yellow. AMC made a Pacer and AMC made a Hornet and it was an AMC car. And that's what it was. It was a Hornet Hatchback.

51:16🔗 Caller It was a computer generated stunt somehow in 1974.

51:20🔗 Adam Really? 74? Computer generated.

51:23🔗 Bob Burnquist They fooled me.

51:23🔗 Adam Oh, you better get a computer, brother.

51:25🔗 Bob Burnquist Oh, man. It's too late. I started.

51:28🔗 Caller It wasn't like the CGI that we know today, but it was a computer trick.

51:31🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

51:32🔗 Adam Really? Because it looked great for 30 years ago.

51:35🔗 Bob Burnquist I heard the guy actually, the guy that engineered it didn't share the secret. It was actually for real that it was done.

51:41🔗 Adam Really? Buddy Joe Don Baker, Bobby Bootybobber?

51:45🔗 Drew What did Corey say? What film is it?

51:47🔗 Adam He said it was a man with a golden gun and the other guy said it was living let die.

51:52🔗 Bob Burnquist We got octopus.

51:53🔗 Drew How do you know Corey?

51:54🔗 Bob Burnquist Remember they're chasing Scaramonga in his car, then it goes in the garage and it turns into a plane and flies away. They're chasing Christopher Lee and he's the man with the golden gun. He has that tourist from Texas in his car with him.

52:06🔗 Adam Yeah, he was the sheriff from Texas.

52:08🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, he's like freaking out and then he goes over it and then Scaramonga goes and flies away.

52:12🔗 Bob Burnquist Does the corkscrew.

52:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Corey, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a virgin.

52:18🔗 Bob Burnquist No, definitely.

52:19🔗 Adam Really?

52:20🔗 Bob Burnquist No.

52:20🔗 Adam You have some knowledge base and you've been laid?

52:23🔗 Bob Burnquist What?

52:24🔗 Adam I've never heard of such a thing. Young men usually either get laid or know things, but not both.

52:30🔗 Bob Burnquist No, no. I have a steady girlfriend.

52:33🔗 Adam You do?

52:33🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

52:34🔗 Adam What's while the nerd locks out?

52:36🔗 Bob Burnquist All right.

52:36🔗 Adam Well, thank you, Corey.

52:38🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

52:39🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. And get out of Sunland, would you?

52:42🔗 Bob Burnquist Oh, yeah, I am.

52:43🔗 Adam Going to college?

52:45🔗 Drew Where are you going?

52:46🔗 Bob Burnquist I'm actually going to go back to Temecula, where I used to live. Well, I lived by Temecula. I'm going to go back there.

52:54🔗 Adam All right. I didn't say go to Temecula. I just said get out of Sunland.

52:56🔗 Drew I said go to college.

52:58🔗 Adam That's a great institution to go to college, not go to Temecula. I said get out of Sunland. You're going to Temecula.

53:04🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. Yeah.

53:05🔗 Adam All right, buddy. Come on. You're smarter than that. You're sharp. Let's go. Yeah.

53:09🔗 Bob Burnquist Go skateboarding.

53:10🔗 Adam We can hear people when they... We know when you're smart. You're smart, Corey. Let's go.

53:16🔗 Bob Burnquist Here we go.

53:16🔗 Adam Start living up to your voice, would you?

53:19🔗 Caller I have a smart voice. All right, shut up.

53:21🔗 Adam Now he's getting... Now he got dumb in the last eight syllables.

53:25🔗 Caller Hey, guys, I got a quick retraction. It was a computer designed...

53:29🔗 Adam Computer designed.

53:30🔗 Bob Burnquist Computer designed, yeah.

53:31🔗 Adam There you go, because it really did look...

53:34🔗 Bob Burnquist I'm doing the brain, the human brain design right now. We don't have a blueprint for it.

53:39🔗 Adam But you are gonna use a guy with a CAD, right, who can figure this thing out. All right. I can't... Okay. There you go. You gotta get some steel involved with this, seriously. Catherine?

53:50🔗 Yes?

53:52🔗 Adam 18?

53:54🔗 Yes?

53:55🔗 Drew And you mentioned your boyfriend wants to have a threesome with another guy?

53:58🔗 Well, sort of. He wants to watch me have sex with another guy.

54:02🔗 Drew Oh, that's right. Wonderful.

54:04🔗 Bob Burnquist That's weird.

54:04🔗 Adam You got that little girl voice.

54:07🔗 Drew So it means you've been exploited before when you were younger. What happened?

54:10🔗 No, I haven't. Nothing happened to me.

54:14🔗 Adam Your parents are together?

54:18🔗 Yeah, my parents had a really bad divorce when I was younger.

54:21🔗 Drew How old were you when that happened?

54:23🔗 I was eight years old.

54:25🔗 Adam Sounds young.

54:26🔗 Drew Why your parents divorced? What happened?

54:31🔗 Well, my dad, he was... My parents got together when they had a lot of baggage and it just didn't work out.

54:38🔗 Drew What does that mean? Translate that.

54:40🔗 Bob Burnquist That's what they...

54:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

54:41🔗 Adam Physically had a lot of...

54:42🔗 Drew What happened?

54:44🔗 My dad just had a war and my mom had a kid from a previous boyfriend. All right.

54:49🔗 Drew What about your dad? He what?

54:50🔗 Bob Burnquist That was the baggage?

54:51🔗 Adam Got done with the war?

54:53🔗 Drew So was your dad on opiates or something?

54:55🔗 No, he said they got together at the wrong time and they...

54:58🔗 Drew Catherine, please stop. Play Catherine, please. Stop with the platitudes.

55:01🔗 Adam Oh, but hold on a second, Drew. You don't come from divorce. You have this feeling that people know why their parents got divorced. For the most part, they don't. Although she said it was a really bad divorce, which means there was some throwing of some dishes or something. So tell us about that part. But Drew, as far as kids knowing why their parents got divorced, they normally don't know why.

55:22🔗 Drew But I don't want to hear this sort of nonsense. I want to hear what was up with your dad, what happened. He's had something with the war. We had a post-traumatic stress disorder. He got on drugs. What happened?

55:32🔗 Well, I don't know exactly what happened, but this is what everyone says in my family, that they were too young, and they had...

55:39🔗 Adam All right, see, Drew, here's the problem. People get divorced when kids are six, seven, five, and nobody says, you know, sweetie, daddy caught mommy blowing herb, the guy daddy works with, and you know, there's something called methamphetamine, that daddy, it's just like, mommy and daddy didn't get along well. That's what they do.

55:59🔗 Drew No, I understand that.

55:59🔗 Adam And the kid never asked.

56:01🔗 Bob Burnquist I'm trying to sugar coat the story.

56:02🔗 Drew Approaching adulthood now, if I'd kind of would sort of figure things out.

56:04🔗 Adam I'm 90 years old. I never want to talk to my parents about why they got divorced. Whenever I look at my dad and I go, I see what my mom was thinking. And then I look at my mom and I go, I see what my dad was thinking. That's all it takes for me. My big question is, what were you two doing getting together? What the hell were you thinking? Not why did you divorce? What brought you together? You decided to marry that? I say that to each one. I'm thinking through each other's, each eyes. You know what I'm saying?

56:32🔗 Caller Drew, you've met my parents. What were they thinking?

56:36🔗 Adam Okay.

56:36🔗 Caller You. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

56:40🔗 Adam I know, that's what I tell my sister, me.

56:42🔗 Drew All right, so some heavy stuff happened. And I bet even more if we had time to dig in here, a lot more. And the fact that you would be with a guy who would want to exploit you in this way would suggest to something really...

56:55🔗 Adam How old is this guy?

56:57🔗 He's 21. I mean, I don't want to do it because I just, I love him too much to sleep with another guy.

57:06🔗 Adam What do you do for a living?

57:09🔗 Well, I work and I'm in college, so.

57:12🔗 Drew You work in college?

57:13🔗 I'm working and I'm going to school.

57:15🔗 Drew What kind of work do you do?

57:18🔗 It's just like Starbucks.

57:22🔗 Drew Okay, and junior college.

57:23🔗 So it's just a little part-time job while I'm in school.

57:25🔗 Drew Okay, that's fine.

57:26🔗 Adam Junior college?

57:28🔗 No, I go to a four-year college.

57:31🔗 Drew Cal State?

57:32🔗 Adam It's called four-year junior college. They're smart, they spell four differently.

57:36🔗 Caller No.

57:37🔗 Adam Yeah, it's F-O-R, your junior college. Me, excellent. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to open a junior college.

57:43🔗 Bob Burnquist Four-year.

57:45🔗 Adam It's called Four-Year University. And no, it's called A Four-Year University. Four years, one word.

57:53🔗 Bob Burnquist And it's a six-month thing.

57:54🔗 Adam It's a junior college, anyone will get it. How packed would that place be?

57:57🔗 Caller Where are you going?

57:58🔗 Adam I'm going to Four-Year University.

58:00🔗 Wow.

58:01🔗 Caller Yeah?

58:02🔗 Adam Drew, write that down. It's another big money-making scam for me. What do I got? We got-

58:06🔗 Drew It's free tonight only.

58:07🔗 Adam We got a ball sack sweater.

58:09🔗 Drew Ball sack bathing suit.

58:10🔗 Adam Ball sack bathing suit. One of the greatest minds of our time. Ball sack bathing suit.

58:19🔗 Bob Burnquist For the tan.

58:21🔗 Adam Tan line.

58:22🔗 Bob Burnquist Tan line.

58:22🔗 Adam Spray on tan line.

58:23🔗 Drew Oh, there'll be a ball sack thong.

58:25🔗 Adam Yeah. All right, Catherine. You're going to Four-Year University. Which one? Do we ask?

58:33🔗 It's called the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising.

58:37🔗 Drew All right.

58:37🔗 Adam All right. Coming together now. Coming together.

58:41🔗 Drew All right.

58:41🔗 Adam And this guy really sums up with him. You shouldn't trust that at all. I mean, that is just one of those. That's one of those bad signs.

58:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:51🔗 Bob Burnquist The red flags that come.

58:52🔗 Adam It is a red flag. And I will say, and I'm going out on a limb here, bigger red flag than cheating.

59:00🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

59:01🔗 Bob Burnquist That's like you want it. You want her to cheat.

59:03🔗 Drew Play at 21 to get that impulse to go do that.

59:07🔗 He said he would never make me do it. It's just one of his fantasies. Any kind of hints that he wants me to do it.

59:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:12🔗 It's not going to like force me.

59:14🔗 Drew Still horrible, horrible, horrible.

59:16🔗 Adam I am telling you, Catherine, if you found out that this guy went to a bachelor party in Nevada and ended up banging one of the strippers, it would be better. Much lesser in the spectrum of sort of normal behavior, much more in the spectrum. Are you listening, honey? Much more in the spectrum of normal behavior than him even fantasizing, at least fantasizing out loud with you. And by the way, when guys fantasize out loud.

59:43🔗 Bob Burnquist That's a little selfish.

59:43🔗 Drew That's the beginning, Catherine. That's the beginning of the pressure. That's where it starts.

59:47🔗 Adam Yeah, guys fantasize about all sorts of weird stuff. You can't really hold them to it. When they start doing it out loud, that's them asking you, no, no, that's what-

59:55🔗 Drew That's the beginning of them asking you.

59:56🔗 Adam That's them putting their big toe in your pool.

59:58🔗 Bob Burnquist Yes. Then you throw down the just playing in the end. I'm just playing.

1:00:02🔗 Adam Yeah, because it begins that way. It's that hypothetical. Wouldn't it be funny, honey?

1:00:07🔗 Bob Burnquist No, I'm just kidding.

1:00:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Me neither.

1:00:10🔗 Drew I got a great idea.

1:00:11🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like when you're in camp, you're trying to figure out where the guy in your tent's gay.

1:00:16🔗 Bob Burnquist What did you do?

1:00:17🔗 Drew You did what?

1:00:18🔗 Adam What did you do? I mean, I don't know. I mean, I never-

1:00:23🔗 Drew Speaking of red flags.

1:00:23🔗 Caller My hand was in a sock, so it didn't count.

1:00:27🔗 Caller Okay.

1:00:28🔗 Bob Burnquist That's when the idea came.

1:00:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:30🔗 Drew I mean- The ball sack.

1:00:30🔗 Bob Burnquist The ball sack sock. The ball sack. Yes.

1:00:33🔗 Drew That's where it started.

1:00:34🔗 Adam That was the genesis of the ball sack sock. You know what I'm saying.

1:00:39🔗 Drew Yes. So move on. Move on.

1:00:41🔗 Adam Don't you think it's stupid when guys are gay, right? And you see what the guy said.

1:00:45🔗 Bob Burnquist You know what I mean?

1:00:47🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

1:00:48🔗 Drew I see how you work. Yeah.

1:00:49🔗 Adam Yeah. No, no. That's a water tester. Yeah. Look, Drew, you know, I never went to camp, so I'm covered.

1:00:57🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

1:00:58🔗 Adam Jen?

1:00:59🔗 Yeah.

1:01:00🔗 Adam You're 26?

1:01:01🔗 Caller Yep.

1:01:02🔗 Adam What's up?

1:01:04🔗 All right. Well, I...

1:01:05🔗 Adam Oh, let me explain camp.

1:01:06🔗 Drew Jen, hold on.

1:01:07🔗 Adam There's camp. There's like summer camp, or you're just out in the woods kayaking and stuff like that. And then there's specific camp.

1:01:13🔗 Drew You know what I mean? Space camp.

1:01:14🔗 Adam Space camp. Yeah. Specific camp.

1:01:17🔗 Drew Skateboarding camp.

1:01:17🔗 Adam Specific camp means things are either going really good in your life or really bad. Because you could be going to like baseball camp because you're 10 and you're a prodigy. Or you could go to space camp or math camp or something like that. Or you're going to fat camp.

1:01:32🔗 Bob Burnquist Rehab camp.

1:01:32🔗 Adam Rehab. Yeah. So general camp good. And then...

1:01:37🔗 Bob Burnquist Specifics.

1:01:38🔗 Adam Specific camp, who knows?

1:01:40🔗 Caller Better or worse.

1:01:41🔗 Adam Feast or famine. That's the same thing to me with outdoor shower.

1:01:44🔗 Bob Burnquist They got asthma camps.

1:01:46🔗 Drew Yes, outdoor shower.

1:01:47🔗 Adam Means outdoor shower means either you got the greatest house in the world or the worst house. The worst house in the world.

1:01:54🔗 Drew Drew, I'd like to...

1:01:55🔗 Adam Would you flip that coin?

1:01:56🔗 Drew Yes.

1:01:57🔗 Adam Someone said, look, you're going to move to a house with an outdoor shower. But that's all I can say. It could be the only shower in the house. You could be living in a tool shed.

1:02:05🔗 Drew Could be a house, a horse hose.

1:02:06🔗 Adam Or it could be the grotto at the Playboy Mansion.

1:02:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:02:10🔗 Drew Flip.

1:02:10🔗 Adam And then would you flip the coin with the specific camp for the kids?

1:02:14🔗 Oof.

1:02:15🔗 Adam Because they do. Do they have asthma camp? They have asthma camp.

1:02:17🔗 Bob Burnquist I need to go.

1:02:19🔗 Drew They have disability camps.

1:02:20🔗 Adam They have cancer camp. And so yeah, Drew, that's a tough coin toss with the camp. Don't flip it, but flip it for the show. So you would raise your kids in squalor.

1:02:29🔗 Drew Happily in squalor.

1:02:30🔗 Adam Wouldn't chance them going to asthma camp. Okay.

1:02:34🔗 Drew No, no, no, no. Put Josephine Holden. Talk to Jen on 6.

1:02:36🔗 Adam Jen on 6.

1:02:38🔗 Drew There we go.

1:02:39🔗 Adam Jen.

1:02:39🔗 Yeah.

1:02:40🔗 Adam 26.

1:02:41🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:02:41🔗 Adam What's up?

1:02:42🔗 All right. Here's my question. My question is, I've been sexually active since I was 17. And I can orgasm when I'm masturbating, but I can't ever when I'm with someone.

1:02:53🔗 Drew Even with, even with oral sex?

1:02:55🔗 Yeah. Even with oral sex. And a friend of mine mentioned to me that it may be rooted in something psychological. And-

1:03:01🔗 Drew No, nine times that, listen. Yeah. Nine times out of 10, I would almost say 99 times out of a hundred, it's biological. And it's really rarely something psychological.

1:03:11🔗 Adam Send you to orgasm camp.

1:03:13🔗 Drew Unless there's something, unless you need to tell us something that would make it likely that it's psychological. There's some reason.

1:03:18🔗 When I was younger, when I was about like eight or nine years old, I was swimming in a pool and it was one of those really deep, you know, diving pools. And they had a grate that would open up and essentially they could go underneath and they stored all of the equipment to clean the pool underneath. And it was a good 10, you know, 15 foot drop. And I was backing up as a little kid, going to run forward, diving the pool, backed up and I fell and went about maybe 10 feet down, landed, straddling a pipe, rip myself open.

1:03:46🔗 Drew Yeah, so that's not, by the way, that's not, again, not psychological. That's, you know, mechanical, it's biological, anatomical.

1:03:53🔗 Bob Burnquist I've done that. I've had, I've had 17 stitches in my balls.

1:03:58🔗 Adam Really?

1:03:58🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:04:01🔗 Drew And he orgasms fine. Yeah.

1:04:02🔗 Bob Burnquist And I had a daughter, I have a five year old, so I didn't know if...

1:04:05🔗 Adam Well, yeah, skateboarding is a lot of sac trauma. Yeah.

1:04:08🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:04:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:10🔗 Bob Burnquist Handrails and all that.

1:04:10🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, handrails.

1:04:12🔗 Bob Burnquist But I mean, it's different for a woman, obviously.

1:04:15🔗 Adam Well, well, maybe not. And you say you fell 10 feet?

1:04:18🔗 Bob Burnquist That's pretty high.

1:04:19🔗 Yeah. Yeah. And I got very lucky because if I had fallen in any other direction, I would have hit my skull, hit my spine, you know.

1:04:24🔗 Bob Burnquist Right.

1:04:25🔗 Adam What? They stored what down there?

1:04:28🔗 They stored all the cleaning equipment stuff. Like, you know, they have to vacuum out the pool, and they have to hold the...

1:04:33🔗 Adam They stored it 10 foot down?

1:04:35🔗 They stored, yeah, there was like a metal ladder that would go down, and the lifeguards could, like, go walk underneath it. Oh, I see.

1:04:41🔗 Adam That was a whole area.

1:04:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:43🔗 Adam Wow, bad times.

1:04:44🔗 Yeah, and they left it open, and of course, you know, my family, like, you know, just didn't really do anything about it when I was younger, and like, until I was, like, you know, went home and was bandaging.

1:04:53🔗 Adam It would be a big lawsuit now.

1:04:55🔗 Drew You went home, and what happened?

1:04:56🔗 I wish we had. I wish we had seen them. But, yeah, I basically just, you know, I realized, you know, when I got home after I'd swam a full swim practice, that I was bleeding in an area I shouldn't have been.

1:05:06🔗 Bob Burnquist Did you get stitches?

1:05:08🔗 No, they said the tissue was too delicate. And so instead, and this is where it was psychological, was every time I went to the bathroom, I had to use a turkey baster to clean myself, to rinse it out. So imagine being like nine years old in elementary school, having to carry a turkey baster in your backpack to go to the bathroom.

1:05:24🔗 Drew Well, and yet, though, Jen, everything's working. You're able to have orgasms.

1:05:28🔗 Yeah.

1:05:28🔗 Drew And the thing that is psychological-

1:05:31🔗 Adam Because you couldn't wipe down there.

1:05:34🔗 Drew No, they also have to keep it really clean.

1:05:37🔗 Adam Every time you go to the bathroom.

1:05:38🔗 Drew Irrigate. Get it clean.

1:05:40🔗 Adam But you couldn't, could you wipe?

1:05:43🔗 Yeah, I had to kind of dab, basically, just to dry it off gently.

1:05:48🔗 Drew You irrigate wounds, Adam. You don't just dry them, you irrigate them.

1:05:51🔗 Adam Why do you irrigate them?

1:05:52🔗 Drew Because that's wound care.

1:05:53🔗 Adam When you get a wound on your hand, you don't irrigate it. You let it dry out.

1:05:56🔗 Drew Deeper wounds. Yeah, if they will dry, but on mucosal surfaces, they don't dry so well, so you gotta keep them irrigated. Here's the deal.

1:06:02🔗 Adam I don't understand why you irrigate something that's not drying. You don't want to put a fan on it?

1:06:09🔗 Drew You can, but the point of the thing is to keep the bacteria flushed out. That's the idea.

1:06:13🔗 Caller Just water.

1:06:15🔗 Drew Sometimes peroxide or saline.

1:06:17🔗 Adam That's right.

1:06:18🔗 Drew But Jen, here's the deal.

1:06:19🔗 Adam You did a whole swim practice after this, though.

1:06:22🔗 Drew Did you?

1:06:23🔗 Yeah, yeah. I did a whole, because they're like, well, the cold water might make it feel better. I don't think they realized how badly I've been injured. You know, I think it's like, you know, Yeah, no one wanted to look. I was probably freaked out. Just go, yeah. Just go swim. Just go swim.

1:06:35🔗 Drew But here's the deal, Jen. The only thing that makes having a person present than you being able to function orgasmically alone would be issues around intimacy. And this is not that. This is not, I can't open up around another person. I can't feel free. I let go. I have orgasm by myself. I don't with a person. Have you ever had a boyfriend?

1:06:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh yeah.

1:06:55🔗 Drew How long, what's the longest relationship you had?

1:06:57🔗 Caller Three years.

1:06:58🔗 Drew Have you, did you try working these things out with him?

1:07:00🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, and we've tried, we've tried using toys. We've tried oral. We've tried, I mean, and I've tried everything. I think of it. It's not, it's not a lack of trust. I mean, it's.

1:07:10🔗 Drew Right. That's the point.

1:07:11🔗 Adam You may have wired that. What percent?

1:07:13🔗 Drew That's the point.

1:07:13🔗 Adam Look, 90% of 22 year olds ain't having it with their.

1:07:17🔗 Drew That's true, but she's 26. She's 26 and she has them by herself. So she should be able to sort of, as you say, it's, you know, like you were laughing about yesterday, which was, I can have them all the time by myself, but not with another person in the room.

1:07:30🔗 Adam Women are that way, yeah. She ends up in her head a lot.

1:07:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:34🔗 Adam She had trauma.

1:07:35🔗 Drew Yeah, but not interpersonal trauma.

1:07:37🔗 Adam By the way, as a new boyfriend, when the chick pulls the sign and says, had a little trauma to that area, and you're picturing like an uncle with a seal badge, you know, going at her, and she's like, oh, God, no, God, no. You're thinking, oh, here comes the weird story. Everything was going so great. Now comes the weird story. Satan's Children blew into town. Biker gang, you may have heard of them, based out Sacramento. There was a pool table, my dad's old, back in, it's like, oh, please, dear God, no.

1:08:11🔗 Bob Burnquist No, no, no, I straddled the pipe.

1:08:12🔗 Adam You hear, like, falling down, actually, physical trauma to the ear, like, oh, thank Christ. That's awesome. I probably would just say something, I'd probably just blurt out, awesome. I'd just, like, un-wipe my brow and be like, oh, God, yes.

1:08:29🔗 Drew Become like Cartman. Thank you.

1:08:31🔗 Adam Awesome. Thank you, God. Thank you, Jesus. The world's worst response to actual vaginal trauma. Oh, thank Christ.

1:08:40🔗 Drew So anyway, to get at her question, I don't think hypnotherapy is really the issue. Yes, hypnotherapy can bring people to orgasm. That's her question. And can help people have orgasms. It's not something really super sustainable, but some therapists, hypnotherapists, say they get some success with that. But this is not that.

1:08:53🔗 Adam She's up in her head. Well, she needs, and she's had some, but she, you know what? She needs her world rocked. Oh, she needs a, she needs a, like a Brazilian guy to blow into town.

1:09:05🔗 Bob Burnquist Samba come into dance.

1:09:07🔗 Adam Samba. You know, she needs a guy that she just just just melts her butter.

1:09:11🔗 Drew That's what it sounds like to me, too. Somebody that we're really into and really into. Yeah.

1:09:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:16🔗 Caller Okay.

1:09:18🔗 Drew Here we go. Take a break.

1:09:19🔗 Adam Take a break.

1:09:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:20🔗 Adam Let's take a break. Bob Burnquist is here tonight. I came out nice. He's going to be the X Games coming up on the fourth through the seventh of August. Going to be his 11th. Thank you. Nine medals. Thank you. Take a gun to do himself a corkscrew. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:09:43🔗 Caller Loveline.

1:09:44🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:09:46🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:09:49🔗 Caller The one and only Live 105.

1:10:06🔗 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. We're here basically Sunday through Thursday night to save lives!

1:10:16🔗 Drew Talk about earthquake, but strangely, there was a big earthquake tonight that sent a tsunami warning on this coast, California.

1:10:22🔗 Adam I have a feeling we're gonna get a lot of tsunami warnings, just like a lot of freeway shootings that happened.

1:10:26🔗 Drew Yeah, but it was weird. You weren't here early before we went on the air, and the emergency broadcast system activated. And none of us knew what to do. We stopped broadcasting, we made a rehearsal.

1:10:37🔗 Adam That stupid high-pitched frequency thing actually activated.

1:10:41🔗 Drew And then we got this readout saying, make a warning about the tsunami coming. We're thinking, really?

1:10:46🔗 Bob Burnquist I was on the freeway, I didn't hear about it.

1:10:49🔗 Drew Well, we ended up getting canceled before we came on with it.

1:10:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, I'm wondering, you know, I just, I think everything from a, I take approach to everything from a real estate standpoint.

1:10:59🔗 Drew Well, everything has a reason.

1:11:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I believe everything happens for a reason, even when millions of innocent people die. But, you know, wash up, wash out Malibu.

1:11:08🔗 Drew Nice.

1:11:09🔗 Adam I move in, buy some cheap property. You know what I'm saying?

1:11:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:12🔗 Adam Flip it?

1:11:12🔗 Drew Yeah, nothing, speaking of sanctimonious.

1:11:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:15🔗 Adam All right. So is the tsunami gonna hit or not? No, it's over. Here's the whole thing with this country and tsunamis and earthquakes and stuff like that. 7.0 in this country, four people die and three of them are from heart attacks, people in their nineties. This hits some third world country, 10 billion people die. You know, we really, we get almost no bang for our buck when it comes to these kinds of catastrophes. What are life threatening illnesses in other countries? Here's a trip to the doctor.

1:11:42🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

1:11:43🔗 Adam Outpatient stuff, you know, and it's the same with our natural disasters.

1:11:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:11:47🔗 Bob Burnquist Thank you. You can overlook that real easy by being.

1:11:49🔗 Drew Yeah, we don't appreciate it.

1:11:50🔗 Adam It is. I mean, it's really the same sort of with nature as it is with science, which is, you know, the flu can kill somebody in impoverished region. You know, they get diarrhea and they die. You know, here it's one trip to the clinic and we're done. Same with the earthquake, same with the tsunami, same with the everything. For us, it's a pimple on our ass.

1:12:12🔗 Drew Tsunami would get us up as we build right up to the edge of the water.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Yeah, Johnny Carson would lose his racquetball court and it'd be big news. And that'd be about it. You know what I mean? Wait, first off, everyone would clear out well in advance.

1:12:25🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, you got those houses out in Newport there. They're pretty close.

1:12:27🔗 Drew My parents have a place right on the water.

1:12:29🔗 Adam Yeah, but they're up on a cliff, aren't they?

1:12:30🔗 Caller On the water.

1:12:31🔗 Adam You're in the water, physically in the water. The downstairs, the garage is actually under water.

1:12:37🔗 Drew Not under water, but enough water hits the front of the place that one day the window broke in and cut up one of my kids.

1:12:43🔗 Adam Really?

1:12:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:44🔗 Adam Wow.

1:12:45🔗 Drew Wow.

1:12:45🔗 Adam Drew's dad, Aquachu. There's a good, he communicates with dolphins and bankers. Telepathy, bi-low cell height. All right.

1:13:02🔗 Drew Here we go. All right. You're cool.

1:13:05🔗 Adam Drew's dad's a doctor. Chris, that's how come Drew had to be a doctor. Chris, you're 21.

1:13:10🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going?

1:13:12🔗 Adam Good. How are you doing?

1:13:14🔗 Caller I'm not too bad.

1:13:15🔗 Drew What's your question?

1:13:16🔗 Caller I have a question for you guys. When my girlfriend and I have sex, sometimes she ends up getting these cramps and she ends up getting them so bad that she gets like hot flashes and stuff. And then she ends up throwing up sometimes. It's only happened like three or four times.

1:13:33🔗 Drew Does she have ovarian cysts?

1:13:36🔗 Caller I don't think she does. She's on birth control. So she gets like checked out. Everyone.

1:13:43🔗 Drew All right.

1:13:43🔗 Adam You got a lemon, brother.

1:13:44🔗 Drew She needs to get checked out again. Because if somebody, if they have pelvic inflammatory disease, ovarian cysts, you can sort of stir up some visceral reactions with sex. And that's not a normal thing to vomit at with pain that caused you to vomit. That suggests something real is going on there.

1:13:58🔗 Adam You know the show, right? You know the next couple of questions.

1:14:02🔗 Drew No, I would not do that with her.

1:14:03🔗 Adam I'm just saying you want to volunteer anything. Is there anything we need to know?

1:14:07🔗 Drew Everything's cool?

1:14:09🔗 Adam Everything's good? Parents' good? Everything's good?

1:14:11🔗 Drew Yeah, this is a visceral reaction to some sort of.

1:14:14🔗 Adam She's gotta get checked out.

1:14:15🔗 Drew You can rupture ovarian cysts. You can stir up all kinds of things. That needs to be looked at. Endometriosis.

1:14:21🔗 Adam All right. Get her to the clinic, Chris, for the tsunami.

1:14:24🔗 Drew And then to specifically evaluate this symptom. After sex, abdominal pain's so bad she vomits. There you go.

1:14:31🔗 Caller Okay.

1:14:31🔗 Adam All right.

1:14:32🔗 Caller All right.

1:14:33🔗 Adam All right, take care. Let's...

1:14:36🔗 Drew I don't know if that's still on or not.

1:14:37🔗 Adam No, I'm going with no.

1:14:39🔗 Drew There you go. Hello.

1:14:40🔗 Bob Burnquist Hello.

1:14:41🔗 Drew Hello. Is this Dan?

1:14:42🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:14:43🔗 Drew Dan, what's up?

1:14:44🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. First time caller, long time listener.

1:14:47🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

1:14:49🔗 Bob Burnquist First of all, I just want to say, Dr. Drew, you're... You're... I enjoy hearing what you got to say, and, Adam, I enjoy your... or your stuff in the match.

1:14:59🔗 Adam I don't think so.

1:15:00🔗 Caller Oh, Dan.

1:15:01🔗 Adam Had to talk to Dan. Had to drop the S-bomb. Thirteen seconds into the call. All right, Dan, hang on a second. We have to reboot our delay.

1:15:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:10🔗 Adam And we have to punish you.

1:15:12🔗 Drew So think about things.

1:15:13🔗 Adam I like when people are like, you can't use the S-word on the radio, but you guys talk about F and in the A. And it's like... It's like, yeah, how... But really close your eyes and think about how many times you actually hear the word, the S-word actually in long form on the radio. Do you ever really hear that? You know what I mean?

1:15:36🔗 Drew Never.

1:15:37🔗 Adam Yeah? Okay. Let's hang on there, Dan. Let's talk to Chris. Girlfriend is in S and M. Chris? Right next. By the way, Bob has done himself a loop on a skateboard, full-blown loop, and a broken loop, where it's broken at the top and it actually flies across the top.

1:16:02🔗 Drew Scary.

1:16:02🔗 Adam How big a span is that?

1:16:04🔗 Bob Burnquist I put a 10-foot gap on it. It's a 14-foot, a 7-foot radius, so yeah, a 14-foot loop. And that's sitting there in my backyard right now, and that was where I got the idea to go quark, to quark out.

1:16:19🔗 Adam Your neighbors gotta be pissed, by the way.

1:16:21🔗 Bob Burnquist Ah, they love it. I got all the, most of them skate, most of the kids skate, so I get the kids that come over.

1:16:28🔗 Adam Wow, you gotta get some homeowners insurance for that. Timmy killed himself on Bob's loop.

1:16:34🔗 Drew It was on his open loop. He forced him to go on it.

1:16:40🔗 Bob Burnquist We had a, Tony and I did a little session there, and Tony got broke pretty good.

1:16:44🔗 Adam Oh, he did? On your loop?

1:16:45🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, he broke his pelvis on my loop.

1:16:47🔗 Drew Oh, no kidding.

1:16:48🔗 Adam Wow.

1:16:49🔗 Bob Burnquist In a monkey suit. We were both in monkey suits.

1:16:52🔗 Adam Really?

1:16:53🔗 Bob Burnquist It comes out. You know, it's a story that he didn't want out. It's out. Really? I'm telling it right here.

1:16:58🔗 Drew What do you mean, a monkey suit?

1:16:59🔗 Bob Burnquist We were doing this thing for the Wild Boys, you know, the TV show, and we put monkey suits on, and we went out and do the loop, and move the monkey around.

1:17:08🔗 Drew The Wild Boys, they're still alive?

1:17:11🔗 Adam When you wipe out and you're in a monkey suit, you have to pretend like you're not hurt too, because otherwise...

1:17:16🔗 Bob Burnquist No, he was snoring, he was out.

1:17:17🔗 Drew He was cold. Unconscious.

1:17:19🔗 Adam Unconscious. Broke his pelvis.

1:17:22🔗 Bob Burnquist Got knocked, man. The loop can get you good.

1:17:24🔗 Adam And he whacked his head too. Was he wearing like a monkey helmet?

1:17:28🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, he had the monkey helmet going.

1:17:29🔗 Adam But he still got knocked down.

1:17:31🔗 Bob Burnquist I mean, I've hit my head and got knocked before and still with the helmet.

1:17:34🔗 Adam Those skateboard helmets aren't really, you know, I know, it's like they're trying to satisfy some sort of technical thing or something. Doesn't really offer it.

1:17:40🔗 Bob Burnquist I mean, I hit it the other day and I got this pressure headache. You know, I hit the back of my head and I kind of got knocked for a little bit.

1:17:45🔗 Adam Yeah, because you whip.

1:17:47🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:17:47🔗 Caller Hockey.

1:17:48🔗 Adam Yeah, it's bad times. You know, in general, by the way, helmets are nice, but like, like headgear and boxing and stuff doesn't do that much.

1:17:56🔗 Bob Burnquist I mean, if I didn't have the helmet, I know it'd be a lot worse.

1:18:00🔗 Adam Well, you know, the thing about helmets, the hell do I know about helmets?

1:18:04🔗 Caller My Bob Bell.

1:18:06🔗 Adam I box sometimes and I use headgear and it really, it prevents cutting and like clashing of heads and cutting, but not as far as the concussion part goes, you feel it.

1:18:17🔗 Drew It might prevent some bony injuries too, like a compression of the skull or something like that.

1:18:20🔗 Adam Yeah, maybe.

1:18:20🔗 Drew In terms of the injury.

1:18:21🔗 Bob Burnquist We're in that boxer now, just the recent one.

1:18:23🔗 Drew He died, didn't he?

1:18:24🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. The hematoma thing.

1:18:26🔗 Adam Yeah, it's awesome. No, hey, Drew, take, you know, you take a three quarters inch of foam rubber, put it on your forehead and let me whack you in the forehead. You still feel the concussion, you know. It is more about cutting than concussion. I'm sure it helps. If you want to step up to a football helmet, now that's what you guys should be wearing.

1:18:42🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:18:43🔗 Adam Football.

1:18:43🔗 Bob Burnquist That's what the bike guys, they wear those moto helmets.

1:18:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:18:46🔗 Bob Burnquist But see, for us, they're so heavy that, you know, once you get into a spin, the helmet's going to dominate the force.

1:18:52🔗 Adam Right. Right.

1:18:54🔗 Bob Burnquist Take you off axis.

1:18:55🔗 Adam Man, awesome.

1:18:57🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:18:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Tony Hawk couldn't handle Bob's loop. Only Bob could handle Bob's loop. What's the worst part of the loop to fall off on? Is it just the very top?

1:19:07🔗 Bob Burnquist The very top.

1:19:08🔗 Adam And you get disoriented, like you're not sure where...

1:19:10🔗 Bob Burnquist You can. You can get disoriented. And I actually tried to loop this place in Mount Baldy. There's a pipeline.

1:19:17🔗 Adam Irrigation pipeline.

1:19:18🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. And that's a 16-footer.

1:19:21🔗 Adam That's huge.

1:19:22🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. The first time I tried, I just kind of basically did a backflip from top to bottom. I tried it for like 12 times. And on the last time, I broke my right foot, sprained my left ankle, airline fractured my wrist. That's all 16 feet. Carried out of there.

1:19:35🔗 Adam Two stories. Two of these two ceilings.

1:19:38🔗 Bob Burnquist I mean, I handled the fall for like 10, 11 times. And then by then, I was just tired. And then on the last one, I got lost. I came around. I didn't know where I was. I could have landed on my head.

1:19:47🔗 Adam How do you get a run at something like that? Someone drags you in a car?

1:19:51🔗 Bob Burnquist No, I just, I came down. I just, just came down all the way down the pipe. It's like probably a hundred foot ride, just kind of gyrating back and forth. And then I just cut straight with the speed and try to get it. It was like, I just said, it was a natural loop.

1:20:03🔗 Drew How do you know when you've been up speed? How do you?

1:20:04🔗 Bob Burnquist You just, you kind of feel it.

1:20:06🔗 Adam Well, obviously, obviously you don't know when you miss 11 times.

1:20:10🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. Well, I got, it was close. It was really close. It was either, it was a make it or break it type of thing. And I broke it.

1:20:16🔗 Adam When you say going down, getting up speed, was it?

1:20:19🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, you go down. No, it's not inclined, but you can get enough speed just going low.

1:20:23🔗 Adam You can?

1:20:24🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. And then all of a sudden you cut.

1:20:25🔗 Adam Perfectly level pipe.

1:20:27🔗 Bob Burnquist Perfectly level pipe. You get, you gyrate pretty fast. You get going fast.

1:20:31🔗 Adam Really?

1:20:31🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:20:32🔗 Adam I wouldn't think that.

1:20:32🔗 Bob Burnquist You get the pump. You know, you learn to, you learn.

1:20:34🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't know the, I don't have the pump.

1:20:36🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah. Skateboarders know the pump.

1:20:38🔗 Adam I don't know from pump. Drew, do you know the pump?

1:20:41🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, pump.

1:20:41🔗 Adam Have you ever been pumped?

1:20:42🔗 Bob Burnquist No.

1:20:43🔗 Adam Okay. Not since camp? Asthma camp?

1:20:46🔗 Caller That's a pump?

1:20:47🔗 Drew Rape camp.

1:20:48🔗 Bob Burnquist Rape camp. I throw it in my asthma laugh.

1:20:50🔗 Adam It's a bad camp.

1:20:52🔗 Drew All right, Dale, let's try again.

1:20:53🔗 Adam That's really compunctuate our asthma jokes with the asthma laugh. Dan?

1:20:58🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:20:59🔗 Adam Dan, try to refrain from using the S or the F word in the first 20 seconds of the call.

1:21:05🔗 Bob Burnquist I apologize about that.

1:21:06🔗 Adam All right, go ahead.

1:21:08🔗 Bob Burnquist Um, I was just wondering, is there something wrong with me for totally digging pregnant chicks?

1:21:17🔗 Drew No, there's guys that do that.

1:21:19🔗 Adam They're out there. Yeah.

1:21:20🔗 Bob Burnquist You know, I dig kind of not fat, but sick chicks, but I, something about it just totally turns me on about a pregnant woman.

1:21:31🔗 Drew Yeah, I think it's a little bit fetishistic. I wonder if mom was pregnant or something.

1:21:35🔗 Bob Burnquist No.

1:21:37🔗 Adam I believe there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman, except for a hot 18 year old chick.

1:21:44🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, I would take a pregnant woman over a hot 18 year old.

1:21:46🔗 Adam You know, Finn with big chugs, you know.

1:21:48🔗 Drew That's sort of a fetish, Dan.

1:21:50🔗 Bob Burnquist But that's all right.

1:21:51🔗 Adam Do you take a look at those magazines like Milking and Popping?

1:21:55🔗 Bob Burnquist No, I was actually wondering about that because I wanted to get into something like that.

1:22:01🔗 Adam Sure.

1:22:01🔗 Bob Burnquist No.

1:22:03🔗 Adam They're always looking for fresh fruit.

1:22:05🔗 Bob Burnquist I myself, I'm married and I have a wife. And we have a couple of kids.

1:22:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh.

1:22:14🔗 Bob Burnquist And I just, I mean, every time I see a pregnant woman out there, it totally just turns me on.

1:22:22🔗 Adam Well, you sound like a delight, Dan. And are you guys Jews, by the way? I call them from Alaska. You're in a pregnant check.

1:22:29🔗 Bob Burnquist What was that?

1:22:30🔗 Adam Jewish?

1:22:31🔗 Caller No. No.

1:22:33🔗 Adam Korean. Usually, usually right about that. What are you doing up there in Alaska?

1:22:38🔗 Bob Burnquist I'm working on a construction trade myself.

1:22:41🔗 Adam What are you working on?

1:22:43🔗 Bob Burnquist Electrician.

1:22:44🔗 Adam All right. Are you fleeing something most, most of the people that end up in Alaska, Florida or Nevada, I find, are running from them.

1:22:52🔗 Drew Or their family. The family may have set up there.

1:22:54🔗 Bob Burnquist Born and raised here.

1:22:56🔗 Drew And what was your family fleeing from?

1:22:56🔗 Adam My dad was fleeing from something.

1:22:58🔗 Bob Burnquist Born and raised here, pretty much my whole family.

1:23:00🔗 Adam Somebody had to be fleeing from something at some point. Maybe a great grandfather.

1:23:04🔗 Drew When I was in Anchorage and then the people that I met there all said the same thing, which is everyone's got a story that's in Alaska. The family's got a story.

1:23:11🔗 Adam Yeah. I think Nevada, Alaska and Florida, as far as states go, are the fleeing capitals of the United States. Everyone's there because like, what are you doing in Nevada? I got a little trouble with the IRS.

1:23:24🔗 Drew They don't flee to Minnesota. They don't flee to North Dakota.

1:23:26🔗 Bob Burnquist No, but he can always go to Brazil.

1:23:28🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, that's when you kill somebody. Nevada is just a couple of bad relationships and a few debts outstanding to a shark, you know, shark or bookie or something like that. Alaska, you're running from your past.

1:23:42🔗 Drew So yeah, there's a story, there's a story.

1:23:44🔗 Adam All right. He likes pregnant chicks. So knock your wife up again.

1:23:48🔗 Drew Enjoy.

1:23:48🔗 Adam Enjoy. Mazel tov, as your people would say, Dan.

1:23:52🔗 Drew Let's take a break.

1:23:53🔗 Adam Boyfriend likes to go to gay clubs, rags the guys, check them out. That's a weird one. You can teach him how to skate. Tom wants to know. Bob can teach him how to skate. Let me answer that. Tom?

1:24:08🔗 Caller Yeah, how's it going?

1:24:10🔗 Adam Yeah. No. No, he's not going to do that. No. No.

1:24:14🔗 Drew He's disappointed.

1:24:16🔗 Adam What does he run a skate camp? Skate camp. Skate camp. Yeah. You know, he's not coming to teach you how to skate. I'll give him 30 seconds to give you everything he knows over the phone. How about that? All right. All right. All right. After this.

1:24:41🔗 Caller The one and only Live 105.

1:24:43🔗 Caller San Francisco. Yeah, buddy, it's Love Line.

1:24:57🔗 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E. Bob Burnquist is here tonight. Bob is gonna be appearing in his 11th X Games Tournament, coming up on August 4th through the 7th. We left off, we're gonna speak to Tom. Tom's 21. Let's know if Bob can teach him how to skate. All right, Tom.

1:25:22🔗 Caller Yeah, what's up?

1:25:24🔗 Adam I'm gonna give you 30 seconds.

1:25:27🔗 Bob Burnquist Hey, Tom, what's up?

1:25:29🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going? I live down the road.

1:25:30🔗 Bob Burnquist Good, man. Right on. Where do you live?

1:25:33🔗 Bob Burnquist I live off Arcadia.

1:25:35🔗 Bob Burnquist Oh, right on.

1:25:36🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:25:37🔗 Bob Burnquist You wanted to get the personal lessons at my house, is that what you want?

1:25:40🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, exactly. I've never been on the record or anything before.

1:25:45🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, the first thing you do is you gotta get one.

1:25:47🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, I know. My friend's got one I can borrow.

1:25:50🔗 Bob Burnquist Oh, perfect.

1:25:51🔗 Adam All right. Seven seconds.

1:25:54🔗 Bob Burnquist So, what do you want to know? How to fall?

1:25:55🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly. I just want to know how to get up on a board and cruise. One.

1:25:59🔗 Adam I'm sorry.

1:25:59🔗 Caller He's had a good party.

1:26:02🔗 Adam That's all he gave me, man. You should have made the small talk about the neighborhood.

1:26:05🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:26:06🔗 Adam That's where you...

1:26:07🔗 Drew That's all you wanted to do, hadn't you?

1:26:08🔗 Adam How to get up on a board. You put your foot on it and push. You put your brother's foot on it.

1:26:13🔗 Drew He's going to show up. He's going to meet you on the street tomorrow.

1:26:15🔗 Bob Burnquist He's going to go, yeah, it was me.

1:26:17🔗 Bob Burnquist We can get tickets for the X Games and go watch it.

1:26:20🔗 Adam What kind of trade out do you have?

1:26:24🔗 Bob Burnquist I got a movie theater in my basement. You can watch it.

1:26:27🔗 Adam Your basement or your dad's basement?

1:26:28🔗 Bob Burnquist No, my basement. I live there alone.

1:26:30🔗 Adam You do?

1:26:31🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:26:32🔗 Bob Burnquist Nice.

1:26:33🔗 Adam Movie theater in your basement?

1:26:35🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, both of myself.

1:26:39🔗 Adam I'm picturing a place where you like torture hookers more than an actual... I'm not picturing Shaq's house in Florida. You know what I mean? I'm picturing a real basement, roots and stuff growing out of stuff, and you with like a slide projector.

1:26:53🔗 Bob Burnquist No, it's nice.

1:26:54🔗 Adam Really?

1:26:55🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah.

1:26:56🔗 Adam What do you do, Tom?

1:26:57🔗 Bob Burnquist I'm a waiter.

1:26:59🔗 Adam Wow. And yet you have the extra income to build a theater in your basement.

1:27:03🔗 Bob Burnquist Yes, I do.

1:27:04🔗 Adam All right. And what makes you... You know, 21's a little bit long in the tooth to get skateboarding.

1:27:11🔗 Bob Burnquist No, no, I'm just lazy.

1:27:12🔗 Bob Burnquist Never too late. Never too late.

1:27:13🔗 Drew Just a neighbor wants people to say hi to Bob.

1:27:15🔗 Adam Okay. All right. All right, Tom.

1:27:18🔗 Drew Good times.

1:27:18🔗 Adam Get yourself a... What do they call... You know, they call a surfboard a stick. What do they call a...

1:27:24🔗 Bob Burnquist You got your stick. You get your stick, yeah. You can call it a stick.

1:27:28🔗 Adam You know what always works is rig.

1:27:29🔗 Drew What do they call it in Portuguese?

1:27:30🔗 Adam Rig's good too, yeah.

1:27:32🔗 Drew Mousquets.

1:27:33🔗 Bob Burnquist Ski-ch.

1:27:34🔗 Drew Ski-ch.

1:27:36🔗 Adam Ski-ch.

1:27:37🔗 Bob Burnquist Ski-ch.

1:27:38🔗 Adam Let's talk to Jason who's 18. Jason? What's up?

1:27:44🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah. I just had a question. I was having anal sex with my girlfriend and I ended up not orgasming. I like urinated and I don't know what came out but it was not urine. Like she just like discharges stuff.

1:28:02🔗 Adam Yeah, bogus, bogus.

1:28:03🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:28:05🔗 Adam It's bogus. She said his hello, hello felt bogus.

1:28:07🔗 Drew Yeah, I know, me too. But I'm just curious what he's getting at here even.

1:28:11🔗 Caller Well, I don't know what it was. Like it obviously wasn't like my ejaculate, you know.

1:28:17🔗 Drew So something came out of her. It's called mucus.

1:28:20🔗 Caller Because it wasn't like urine. Like it wasn't like just all liquidy. It was fine.

1:28:24🔗 Drew Yeah, you didn't. Somebody told you some story about something coming out.

1:28:27🔗 Adam Could have been something left over from the guy at work.

1:28:30🔗 Drew Yeah, that too. But it's mucus. You irritate that area.

1:28:34🔗 Adam You're irritating me with your boguosity. Yeah, sorry, brother.

1:28:39🔗 Drew It's mucus. You irritate that area, you get mucus.

1:28:41🔗 Adam Let me explain what happens when you talk to J.O.'s all day. He had me at hello.

1:28:47🔗 Drew Yeah, with the JO attitude.

1:28:50🔗 Adam He said hello, hello, and a weird little thing inside of my brain. Like, if you do this show long enough, if you get this part of your brain that's like where people go like...

1:28:59🔗 Bob Burnquist So you can spot the bogus.

1:29:00🔗 Adam Yeah, people like, how to say them and know where to return when they spawn and everything. It's like, who knows? There's some little part of their brain that we don't understand. If you do this long enough, you get that for the, you get the JO sensor. My spidey sense starts tingling. I got that with him. I was at the dentist today, by the way. Let me say this, Drew, you argue with me on this, but let me just say this. Could we start making dental instruments with a hard plastic coating and not out of the knurled gun handle stainless steel that whack and then drags and conducts electricity against your tooth all the time?

1:29:42🔗 Caller Probably.

1:29:43🔗 Adam Couldn't we?

1:29:43🔗 Drew You would think.

1:29:44🔗 Adam We make engine parts out of plastic now. Do you know what I mean?

1:29:48🔗 Drew Or at least plastic coat the metal.

1:29:51🔗 Adam Yes.

1:29:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:52🔗 Adam You know how irritating is like, you know, if you take a knife, a butter knife or fork or something, you just sort of click, you know, metallic, you know, metallic on the tooth.

1:30:00🔗 Drew When you have no enamel, it's just the dentin sitting out there like you have. Those of us that have enamel, it's no problem.

1:30:06🔗 Adam It is. No, it is. It is annoying to have metallic substances clank your teeth.

1:30:14🔗 Drew If you don't have enamel.

1:30:15🔗 Adam Shut up.

1:30:16🔗 Caller No, it's true.

1:30:17🔗 Adam No, it's not.

1:30:18🔗 Drew Metal does not bother me in the least. Drew just shoved a pan in my mouth.

1:30:24🔗 Adam What about your asshole? Try it on that. Let me see. No, listen, dill weed. If they made a popsicle and they put a metal stick in it, it would be bothersome than they would stick. No dill.

1:30:36🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, I put some time in the dentist. I don't like dentists.

1:30:40🔗 Drew Would a metal stick trouble your teeth? If your fork touches your teeth, does it bother you?

1:30:45🔗 Adam No, if someone else controlled the metallic object that there were...

1:30:49🔗 Caller Shut up, Drew, are you kidding me?

1:30:52🔗 Drew I'm dead serious.

1:30:54🔗 Adam Of course, if anyone taking something metal and clanking on your teeth...

1:30:59🔗 Bob Burnquist Well, if someone else would, it probably would.

1:31:01🔗 Adam Yeah, supposed to...

1:31:03🔗 Caller Wait a minute, Drew, leave Bob out of this.

1:31:05🔗 Adam Hold on a second. As opposed to plastic or wood, no difference.

1:31:09🔗 Drew No difference.

1:31:09🔗 Adam Oh, shut up.

1:31:11🔗 Caller You're lying.

1:31:12🔗 Drew I'm not lying. It's no different for me.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Of course there's a difference. It's like saying, yeah, I could wipe my ass with a paper towel, but I would rather use tissue paper.

1:31:20🔗 Drew If you touch metal, wood and plastic to my teeth, I could not tell you the difference. I could not tell you the difference.

1:31:26🔗 Adam That's just because you're... There's something wrong with your brain then. What do you mean you can't tell the difference?

1:31:31🔗 Drew I could not tell the difference. No way.

1:31:33🔗 Adam No way?

1:31:34🔗 Drew No way.

1:31:35🔗 Adam You don't know the difference between a popsicle stick and a butter knife?

1:31:38🔗 Drew My tongue could tell the difference, my teeth could not tell the difference. No way.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Hold on. Shut your mic off. Bob, you think you could tell the difference between your popsicle stick and a butter knife?

1:31:47🔗 Bob Burnquist If I hit you hard enough, you would be able to tell.

1:31:49🔗 Drew Yeah, but if you bang it, but if you just touch it.

1:31:53🔗 Bob Burnquist Close your eyes. What is this? Wood or metal?

1:31:55🔗 Drew If you touch it, it would be hard for me to tell.

1:31:58🔗 Adam I don't mean snuck up and pressed, leaned it against your tooth while you're sleeping. Maybe you'd hear it.

1:32:03🔗 Drew I mean planking it. You'd hear it. You'd hear it, so plank.

1:32:06🔗 Adam All right, Drew, just go do something, would you? I'm trying to make a point here. And your main argument is who cares what hits you in the tooth, metal or wood?

1:32:15🔗 Drew I'm saying your teeth have to be configured a certain way for it to be uncomfortable. That's all I'm telling you.

1:32:19🔗 Adam No, it doesn't. I'm not.

1:32:22🔗 Bob Burnquist He's saying he got weird teeth.

1:32:23🔗 Adam I know he's, I'm trying to make a point here, which is if somebody takes something out of wood and clanks it against your teeth, it is nowhere near what taking something out of metal and clanking it against your teeth is. Not touching it, not putting it in a gas form and filling your mouth with it. Now, when you fall asleep and leaning it very gingerly against your tooth, I'm talking about clanking your tooth with something out of metal as opposed to something out of wood. And you're telling me there's zero difference.

1:32:52🔗 Caller I guess I'm lying.

1:32:53🔗 Caller Go, just go.

1:32:54🔗 Drew Why would I lie about that?

1:32:58🔗 Adam It's like saying you don't know the difference between the feeling of water and the feeling of tapioca pudding and then just saying, I don't know the difference.

1:33:04🔗 Caller I don't know the difference.

1:33:06🔗 Adam Close your eyes. Let me get a popsicle stick and let me get a butter knife. And I'll clank your tooth with equal speed. And you tell me if you can tell the difference.

1:33:14🔗 Drew I can tell the difference with that.

1:33:15🔗 Adam Why?

1:33:16🔗 Drew Just with the way it sounds and stuff, the way it feels.

1:33:20🔗 Adam Well, how could you tell? What do you mean?

1:33:22🔗 Drew It makes a difference. It's a different kind of thing.

1:33:25🔗 Adam Just forget it. I'm disgusted all of you. Take a break. We'll be back after this.

1:34:02🔗 Drew And don't forget tomorrow night, the first 10 callers again will get the iTunes gift card, $9 value, those of you 18 years or older. So call in tomorrow night.

1:34:10🔗 Adam Yeah. You guys missed Drew in the kitchen of the station with a plastic fork and a plastic and a metal measuring cup, banging both things against his teeth going, I can't.

1:34:21🔗 Drew You miss I did it to Lauren, and she couldn't do it ever.

1:34:23🔗 Adam Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, screw ball. Your kids, they're going to hate you, Drew. You got to, you got to, you got to mellow out. You give me eating disorders, arguing with everyone all the time. Bob Burnquist here tonight. God bless you for sitting through that.

1:34:38🔗 Bob Burnquist What's up?

1:34:38🔗 Adam I'm sorry, Drew, I had to do that to you. Bob's going to be dominating. Yes, I said dominating. The X Games coming up on the 4th through the 7th of August. Good luck to you.

1:34:48🔗 Bob Burnquist Thanks.

1:34:49🔗 Adam Good luck on that corkscrew.

1:34:52🔗 Bob Burnquist Yeah, I'll need it.

1:34:53🔗 Adam Get some steel involved with that, brother. I'm telling you, it's going to be tough to do out of wood completely. We'll take a quick 22-hour break and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:06🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:35:10🔗 Caller The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

Episode Feedback