10:42🔗
Adam
And Jerry Shattucks? Jacoby Shattucks. You look at this name and you want to go, I'm not quite sure what's going to come out of my mouth. Jacoby Shattucks.
12:08🔗
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Okay, gang, we're gonna have to pull together on this one. Ally, flashlight. Jared, get munchies. Miles, check and see if the extension cord is plugged in. Madden, pizza. Everyone else, please remain calm, and please stand by.
13:54🔗
Drew
Can you guys, yeah, he's explaining it. Can you guys hear us in there? You can hear us, but we don't, yeah.
14:23🔗
Okay, have you thought about maybe checking out some of our sister stations? Oh yeah, we got some good ones. If you like the news and stuff, we got something at 7:40 a.m. If you like oldies and crap, we got 99.7 FM. If you've grown tired of loud guitars and screaming vocals, but you love Cheryl Crowe, try our Annoying Kid Sister at 97.3. And finally, if you hate everything cool and are currently stuck in a dentist chair, try our Empty Tenement at 93.3.
14:57🔗
Unacceptable.
14:58🔗
Adam
Here we go. I'm just looking at the tape on the headphones over there, and Laura wants to know if they fit. If they don't fit, they're not. When I realized we don't have headphones, I can't stand this place anymore. This size fits all. It's all good. Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon are both here from That 70s Show. Tuesday. It's 8 o'clock, fifth season, into syndication now. That's where the big money is, right?
15:25🔗
Sure.
15:25🔗
Yeah. Not as much as you think, but we're not complaining.
15:32🔗
I don't know.
15:33🔗
A lot of people when they hear about syndication, they're like, dude, you're making so much money.
15:38🔗
But really, the residuals get less and less as they come.
15:41🔗
It's about three years worth of decent money, and then after, it's about 20 cents an episode.
15:45🔗
But we're not complaining though.
15:47🔗
No, it's nice. It's very nice.
15:54🔗
Then you get banked.
15:55🔗
Will you have points in the show and you're like a producer or something?
15:59🔗
We don't get points. Let's just point this out. If you have points in the show, like producers do and creators do, that's when the show goes into sedication with points, then you're like made for life. But right.
16:13🔗
Okay.
16:19🔗
Two times.
16:21🔗
Adam
I'm sure you guys were both recognized quite a bit anyway, but did it go up a lot instead of spending a half hour?
16:27🔗
The posters are like everywhere.
16:30🔗
Bizarre posters with kiss that don't really make sense.
16:36🔗
Drew
But that makes you guys go like this. Does you notice that more people seem to be noticing you? Yeah.
16:41🔗
Now that we're syndicated, I've gotten it a lot.
16:44🔗
Lauren notices it. She's like, I just, I don't know.
16:47🔗
Well, people used to look at, in my case, people used to look at me and be like, is that her?
16:51🔗
But then when they hear me talk. No, wait, wait. We were at an angels game. When the guy goes up to him and goes, wow, you really look like the girl from the 70s show. She's like, I mean, literally this guy was drunk. And then we're both sitting there and these people are taking pictures of us like outside drinking water or something. This guy's like, you guys really look like the girls from that 70s show. And he's like, really? You kind of sound like her too. Really? All right. Nice meeting you. Bye. Like totally just left. I was nice.
17:14🔗
You made it sound like a mean.
17:16🔗
She was very nice. The guy was just like whacked out. But I'm sorry.
17:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, I guess as a woman, you have to worry about all kinds of things. Yeah. Following you home. And the exact same thing happened at the angels game.
17:27🔗
Really? You kind of.
17:30🔗
No, you know, you know, I think in the pamphlet, you guys buy it. I was like, yeah, I don't know.
17:35🔗
Adam
I got I don't get that guy. I get Adam Carolla. That's that's the thing that's interesting about the not being honest. It got the guy said, you look like Adam Carolla.
17:47🔗
Adam
All right. I hear it all the time. All right. So that's 70s show going strong. Fifth season. Yeah. And now into a syndication. And instead of being on the half hour week, you're on two and a half hours a week. Right.
18:01🔗
That's right. My grandparents are very happy.
18:10🔗
Yeah. You've had Kurt Wood.
18:14🔗
Really?
18:15🔗
I would have loved to listen to him.
18:23🔗
I think you guys should get Debra Jo. I think that would be kind of fun. It would be fun. You'd be surprised, but she's kind of feisty.
18:29🔗
Yeah.
18:33🔗
Oh, nice.
18:36🔗
Yes, sir.
18:41🔗
Caller
My mother is an alcoholic. My wife's father is an alcoholic. Between the two of us, my wife and I, we don't split a six pack in a month. What's the probability of our children being alcoholics?
18:55🔗
Drew
If you really don't have the gene, which it's hard to say just because you don't drink, it's zero or got to approach zero anyway.
19:14🔗
Drew
I understand. People see that so they avoid alcohol, but then they smoke pot or they take Vicodin or they do something else.
19:23🔗
Caller
She used to do a little pot when she was younger, but she hasn't touched it for the past three or four years.
19:51🔗
So.
20:04🔗
Caller
Not yet, but we're trying. My wife was actually just diagnosed with polycystic ovarian syndrome.
20:12🔗
Drew
Keep her weight down. Make sure she exercises. You got to watch out for diabetes later with that.
20:24🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixon medicine specialist. Jacoby Shattuck's here tonight. From Papa Roach.
20:52🔗
Adam
So here's the thing. We had a technical difficulty here at Loveline. Drew found out. Well, actually, I looked at the clock. It was about three seconds where the show was going to begin. And I looked at engineer Michelle and I said, seems like the show's not starting. And then she started. She ran a circle. You know, when Curly falls on the ground and does that movie, he just pivots on his elbow with his feet run. She did. She did four of those. And then she ran out the door screaming.
21:18🔗
Papa Roach
I know she about blew me over when she came by the home like, OK, something's going on.
21:22🔗
Adam
Yeah, she's she she she burst through there. It's like like a curly image. That's it. She did that. And then she took off in a cloud of smoke and unacceptable. And then and Drew, such a pain in the ass, by the way, I just said, I just got done lecturing Drew on his little passive, aggressive stuff and his weird stuff. It's that that's the half Jew party you're coming out where now I asked my grandfather was a Jewish and he would do this. And I was just talking to Drew about it, which was we want to go. I don't know, engineer. Oh, no way. Lauren, we run away. Junior producer Lauren went out to the parking lot. She said, she said, the band's I'm going to this is 10 minutes ago. She said, the band's not here yet. We got to go out and we're going to go out to the parking lot. And Drew said, what did you say, Drew?
22:11🔗
Drew
Well, no, she goes, we're going to go outside and meet them out there. And I go, oh, the band's not here.
22:16🔗
Adam
And I said, no, you didn't say it that way. You said it with a question mark. He said, the band's not here?
22:22🔗
Adam
And I'm like, of course the band's not. No, they're waiting in the parking lot for the Tooth Fairy to show up. Of course the band's not here. That's why they're going to the parking lot. You just had to screw with them a little.
22:47🔗
Adam
Now, poor engineer Michelle keeps running in and running out trying to get to show up, and each time she runs in with a sweat on her brow, does the little curly maneuver. Poor Michelle. It is clearly in a panic, and Drew keeps going, are we up yet? Are we up yet? Oh, yeah. We've been up for 10 minutes. She just neglected to say anything.
23:06🔗
Adam
Yeah, she just kept running. She will tell you when we're up, Drew. And read her face, by the way. Do you see the look on the deferraled brow?
23:15🔗
Drew
I do have a question. How are we going to know when we're going out? That's going to be interesting.
23:26🔗
No one can hear me?
23:33🔗
Adam
My thing is for the first three minutes, we gotta get this show on the air. Then there's one minute of minute four of, all right, I'm at peace with it. And then minute five, we gotta go home. We gotta go home. I pray to Christ there's a fire now so we can get the hell out of here. As a matter of fact, I'm miserable now. I can't believe it. My skin's crawling. We gotta go. I gotta get home. And then I realize I jinx everything I do by immediately wishing. As soon as I start really wishing, okay, now let's go home. The equipment doesn't work. We're going to get paid. Let's just start a vacation a little bit early. They'll run a best up. We're back up. It's like when I start thinking that.
24:15🔗
Adam
Oh, they would do that. Or a little tremor, an earthquake, maybe a smog day. By the way, you know, you grow up somewhere else. You have snow days and the opening of deer hunting season. Here you got smog. Earthquakes. Stage five smog alert. We had a 4.6 out in Chatsworth. You may be staying home. Fantastic. So the house could crush me. All right. Let's talk about Papa Roach. Yeah. Get it on. Drew and I had the privilege of bringing out the band, some 41, I believe, that followed Papa Roach. Here's the reality of these concerts. Papa Roach just off their triumphant performance at the K-Rock Acoustic Christmas. The reality is you run around these venues, you do a little bit of work, you have drunk guys bothering you and taking pictures with you, and that's about it. You end up out of 10 bands, if you catch one band, and that's combined because you caught a song here and a song there from eight bands. You're lucky. But we happened to be able to go, and they get you out there early because we were doing the announcement for some 41s coming on after Papa Roach. So we went out there and they brought us out about halfway into your set and they pulled us right by this huge pyramid of speakers.
25:53🔗
Adam
I don't find, you know, not hardcore like me. And here's the problem is like, so we're standing right by and Papa Roach is playing their minds out and it just, it's just, I can feel a feeling floating in my mouth. And it's like, I can feel my viscera shaking as I'm standing by a wall of subwoofers.
26:19🔗
Adam
Yeah. So meaning if you defecate your entire lower, lower intestine is coming out, coming out. It's all coming out.
26:25🔗
Thanks to P.
26:26🔗
Yeah.
26:27🔗
Adam
It, it is, it is essentially the snake in the peanut brittle can, pow. It's all, you know, it's not just confetti. It's the whole thing is coming out. Absolutely. So I'm thinking about that and I'm going, Oh my God, I'm looking at Drew and these guys earplugs in and I'm like, Oh, I, I just, my, my, my, my, my bone marrow is liquefying now. So I do this thing where I go like, all right, I'm putting, I put my finger up and do that. Now I've learned from going to the drag races, you don't stick your finger in your ear. You push that little flap there. And I started doing that and I start thinking, come on, Pops.
27:14🔗
Adam
I think you stood up on the monitor at one point leaning back and did a backside looger. Like it was.
27:34🔗
Adam
As Drew said, when did looging become in vogue amongst the rock and roll? Yeah. It's hardcore. It's always part of life.
27:59🔗
Papa Roach
Where did it come from? We're rocking and like people are spitting on stage. And I'm just like, I'm getting pissed.
28:06🔗
Papa Roach
Puss, screw you, man. Yeah. It was kind of agitated. And then I went over to the guy and they were like, they like you. It's a sign of affection. I'm like, all right, I ain't down with this.
28:18🔗
Adam
But they wouldn't do that to like Yo-Yo Ma or something. If you've played a concerto over there. I mean, that's hard. That's Spain. That's punk Spain. I don't know.
28:25🔗
Papa Roach
I think that's just like punk or some of the rock and roll. I don't know, man. But I just don't quite get it.
28:47🔗
Papa Roach
I don't know, man. I just stopped peeing the bed one day. Unfortunately, it was after like I was like about 15.
28:57🔗
Adam
Yeah. No, it was 15. It is, it's horrible, too, because people are throwing slumber parties.
29:23🔗
Papa Roach
Oh, yeah. And you just what you wake up and you're like, yeah, but he wasn't over a toilet.
29:38🔗
Adam
I was out on I was I was doing battle. I must have been watching the history channel that night. I was doing our battle. But you know, the thing of it's funny about me, it's it's like it's funny when you try to have a historical dream, but you never read a history book. So it's like, sir, yes, the marshmallions are coming. Well, we must like because you don't actually know anything. It's like you can't speak Japanese in your dreams if you didn't know how to speak Japanese. It would just come out like gibberish. So, you know, it was it was the marshmallions doing battle with the zucchini Torians or something. And I was having at it. And I slayed everyone. And I remember thinking, man, I got to go. And I was trying to get my chest plate off and get my like chainmail skirt down or something. And I just remember dropping it in some fjord, just going, look at this, look at the side of the castle. I was like, oh, this is, I slayed a bunch of zikiniens and now I'm whizzing on, I probably didn't even know what castle, the half, the rock house thingy. And then I woke up and I was in-
30:43🔗
Drew
No, no, no, as he tells the story, he's looking at the sky and then he's looking and he's like, what, where, what the cottage cheese come from in the sky?
30:51🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's an apartment ceiling. So I was with my girlfriend at the time and I whizzed the bed up pretty good.
31:01🔗
Adam
You know, it's funny, funny when you turn into a nine-year-old like, I made some, I made some pee pee. And they turn into mom, they're like, okay, get up. And you're shamed like, yeah, she's gonna be pissed. Come on, do the sheets, come on, whiff lip. They snap into like mom action and you snap into six-year-old boy action. And then the worst part about whizzing in the bed as adult is the condescending conversation you have to have every night for the next, no, no, the next nine months. Did you use the bathroom? Did you use? We're going to bed. Yeah, no, no. No Simpsons, use the bathroom. The real one was this one, too. It's like five in the afternoon. Are you sure you should have that second beer?
31:47🔗
Adam
Well, I am actually the one who likes to rub it in, but into the sheets that is. Tobin here today, yes?
31:55🔗
Papa Roach
We only started the show. It was all screwed anyways. Yeah. Like we were off air for about five, ten minutes.
32:06🔗
Adam
Oh, I was home. Wizzing on the bed. Have having got up to have a guy whiz on me instead of a hunk of loogie on me was huge.
32:17🔗
Adam
So we got to take a break. Papa Roach is we're going to hear something off the Getting Away With Murder CD and bands taking a little break. Lots of touring and all right. So we got to get our bearings straight. Hopefully get our technical difficulties worked out. Papa Roach and Steer tonight will be right back after this. Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam.
33:05🔗
Adam
We're back in business. Look out! I gotta tell you this. I'm gonna make you this promise. Listeners, I'm gonna say this right now, okay? Right now, okay? It was funny how when cops pull you over, they do that too much talking thing, where they go, okay, what I'm gonna need you to do for me right now, okay, son, is to go ahead and reach your wallet right now, okay, and go ahead and give me the wallet right now, okay? And I'm gonna ask you to do it this time. Just go ahead for me and go ahead and step out of the car right now, okay? Like, how about just license it?
33:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, I don't know what it is. I think they might be sizing you up as they're buying time with the words, or I think it's sort of uncomfortable, like they feel bad, like, eh, they're screwing you.
33:44🔗
Adam
And they're kind of dumb. Stupid guys do that too much talking thing. They don't realize it, but brevity, Drew, what?
34:01🔗
Adam
College boy. Yeah, okay, right now, so what I'm going to need to do right now is go ahead and talk to Papa Roach, okay, for me right now, okay, then?
34:20🔗
Adam
Jacoby and Tobin both here from Papa Roach. We'll hear something off the Getting Waves Murder CD. Now, there will be no brevity on these phone calls. I'll tell you that right now. I got to talk. I got to yeah.
34:33🔗
Adam
I'm all pent up from the first break, which we had some technical difficulties. By the way, engineers Michelle, while burning many calories, ultimately did not, although it had an important role of figuring out everything that wasn't wrong with the board. Drew figured out what was wrong with the board simultaneously with engineer Anderson by simply shutting everything off and turning it back on. Yes, Drew?
35:08🔗
Yeah.
35:11🔗
Adam
You want to know if it would be healthy to quit masturbating and having sex all together?
35:32🔗
Caller
I think it's just a natural. If you're going to get something up, I think, at least personally, I say everybody should give it up. So if I don't like it, well, I'm not trying to force my-
35:44🔗
Adam
Nones fighting in the street. I'm fascinated. Imagine people, what would it be like? What the road rage would be like? Everyone should walk around with a sack full of semen.
35:55🔗
Caller
That was part of my question is, if you would eventually like, your sex drive would tone down. Because-
36:05🔗
Drew
Your testosterone will drop and your libido will drop too. Yes. It tends to raise in response to evocation, in response to stimulation. So, tell us about you. What's your plan here? Why are you interested in this? Did you do something the other direction where you got disgusted?
36:22🔗
Caller
Well, I just thought about porn and I just think it's like proxy prostitution, like you're paying other people to prostitute girls.
36:34🔗
Drew
So, you don't like a kind of a world or a society that has that kind of stuff in it that's expressible?
36:44🔗
Adam
Yeah. I don't know. But if you do that sort of breakdown, lowest common denominator thing, then you shouldn't drive your car to the car wash because the guy's down on his knees and he's cleaning your hubcaps. He's only getting eight bucks an hour and you're enslaving the brown man.
36:59🔗
Drew
But doesn't Kelly strike you as someone like the guys that find God in jail, that this is something? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah.
37:03🔗
Adam
Listen, I worked with a bunch of guys like Kelly. It's like they're they're they're born again now because they put a nail file in someone's neck. Right. Six months ago. Now they found Jesus Christ. Right. And it's like I would I actually had we had more to talk about when you were killing people. Actually, now we can't hang before. At least at least at least now I wish you would kill me ironically with all your Jesus talk. Kelly, are you, are you born again?
37:30🔗
Caller
No, no, I've never, I've never done any drugs or drinking any alcohol or any cigarettes.
37:59🔗
Caller
I don't really know why she's depressed, but I don't think it really has much to do with this.
38:04🔗
Adam
In particular, I couldn't imagine being depressed around Kelly. Let's stop eating. Let's stop drinking.
38:19🔗
Adam
Then do me a favor. Get yourself a Christmas tree first off. Do you have a Christmas tree?
38:31🔗
Drew
It is what the Corollas do. They saw a limb off a tree and they lean it up against the wall.
38:37🔗
Adam
My mom cut a branch off of our half dead tree. Really, we had like a pine tree in the front yard, and my mom cut a branch off of it and leaned it against the wall. I would talk more about it, but there's a lawsuit that I have going with my family and I can't really.
38:58🔗
Adam
No, no. It's nothing. So listen, Kelly, go get a tree, would you? Go down to the Ikea. Ikea, they're like $19, and if you bring it back, they'll make it into an armoire. They do everything, but we decorate it for you. Just go down and get a tree, would you? That's a bigger. We got to speak to this because the tree issue. Yes, I have a tree.
39:24🔗
Adam
Here's the thing. People don't, they really they do this thing where like, I don't have a good job or I don't make. You need a tree more. Look, I'm literally a millionaire. I don't need a tree.
39:36🔗
Adam
I go out, I go out, I look over my vast land holdings. I look at my beautiful sports cars. I don't need a tree. It's you poor people think you can't afford a tree who need a tree.
40:11🔗
Adam
No, that's from the Arabian. No, I didn't want to talk to you about that. Here's my point. Seriously, you can go down to the supermarket for 18, 19 bucks. You get a tree. Everybody's got, everyone's got 20 bucks now.
40:25🔗
Adam
I'll get into that later, but do it. This year, everyone get a tree. I don't know who. You guys have trees?
41:05🔗
Adam
Yes. Yes. She has an allergy to- Let me take this outside. No, no one's allergic to pine, are they, Drew?
41:15🔗
Adam
Here's some idea. Don't freak me out, Drew. I gotta go home to a house full of tree mites. Couple things. Everyone get the tree. Make yourself feel better. Number one. Number two. Here's my plan. And tell me what you guys think of this. Everyone's like 50% of the country is going with these realistic looking fake trees now. All right. I realize LA. Worst goddamn town for cell phones in the United States. Reception. Yeah. I can't move around without the thing cutting off. Every time you're talking to someone, you're driving over the canyon, you're going through the hills. Boom. Phone cuts off. Now, what if everybody and a lot of people live in the canyons and hills have those expensive imitation trees? What if we made them into cell phone towers?
42:04🔗
Adam
No, I'm getting great reception through the canyon now. You're making extra 50 bucks a month because so the kid's got a tumor. You know what I'm saying?
42:39🔗
Adam
Listen, my cell phone tower combination fake Christmas tree idea is a winner. You leave it up all year long, you get a little stipend from the company.
42:56🔗
Drew
They talk about how cell phones are going to replace land phones. Anyway, this will be a step in that direction.
43:22🔗
Adam
No calls? You think you run the show? You think you're the boss of me? You don't want to run the show?
43:34🔗
Adam
How you doing? Thanks for calling the show. Drew didn't want to take calls, but I did, and we do what I want to do. I understand, Mr. Psychology Guy. Go ahead, Theo.
43:44🔗
Well, I have a Loveline Christmas song for you.
44:01🔗
Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis, sex, meth, and death fetishes. Both of them have got these, guaranteed not to bore you Germany or Florida.
44:12🔗
Drew
My favorite thing about the Papa Roach bop in their heads. When Theo sings, he's partially cracking up while he's singing. That's good. You can hear that he's actually nearly. Trying to hold it together.
44:25🔗
It's just a little Christmas. It's a little bit longer than my normal one, so I apologize for the length, but it's Christmas.
44:31🔗
Fourteen, nine, immediately too. What you're, what you're, what you're, what you're, what you're gonna do? Mexican musicians breaking it down on each of the accordion countdown.
44:46🔗
Adam
Nah, that's Anderson. What are you doing? He's about to do a song. All right, he's just scrolling. All right, listen, let's take a break. He'll play when he gets back. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. All right. I know that sounded weird. I'm just mad at Anderson because he stuck in the guy's other stupid song, right, when he's going to do this and just confused everyone. Let's take a break. Papa Roach here. I'm going to get some coffee and we'll be right back with Theo singing after that. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Jacoby and Tobin here tonight from Papa Roach.
45:34🔗
Adam
Drew, quiet. Let me keep moving here. Getting Away With Murder, name of the CD. We're definitely going to hear a couple of songs.
45:43🔗
Adam
All right, all right, quit showing off, Drew. They're going to be on the Late Late Show tonight. Oh, did I got the new host on the Late Late Show?
46:02🔗
Papa Roach
They had, I don't know, what was the guy's name today? It's like some sports caster.
46:22🔗
Adam
Anderson, did you go to the K-Rock party? No. I was thinking about going and then I got that ominous letter from my general manager yesterday explaining that he had to answer some more complaints about me. But he wouldn't say what they were. And the last time we got drunk together, he yelled at me.
46:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, we were, we flew on a private jet to Washington, DC and it was back in the days when I used to make fun of Mountain Dew. I used to call it the Nectar of the Tards. Because you don't know any smart people that drink Mountain Dew.
47:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. I just, my take on that stuff is we need to start taking Mountain Dew and Sunny D and possibly Grape Soda. I think you know what I'm talking about. And start putting an agent in it that renders men sterilized. But not from one sip, not a capful. It's like, look, you could drink a Mountain Dew and you'd be fine. You'd be able to knock up your lady.
47:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, he started yelling at me that Pepsi owned Mountain Dew and they were a big sponsor. Then the trouble came where I said, well, I'll see if I can tone it down. And he gave me that, don't say about anything! He started yelling at me. But yeah, so here's my plan. Cause it's been a while. And he's going to yell at me for this next one anyway. So I'm not going to go both then. We take Sunny Delight.
48:02🔗
Adam
And we take, yeah, well, grape soda, it's too racial. I think I'm just going to stick with the Sunny D. And we're going to stick with the Mountain Dew. And yeah, that could be a kid thing.
48:16🔗
Adam
Sunny D is for idiots. Here's the thing about Sunny D. If you're not under nine years of age and you enjoy that crap, you have to be partially, you might have head trauma.
48:28🔗
Adam
I'll add that in there. All right, anything that says punch or drink on it. Then we put an agent in it where if you take in more than four gallons of that stuff a year, you're sterile for the following year. Then it wears off. You imagine the utopia we'd be living in inside of about 10 years in this country. Think about it.
48:53🔗
Drew
Here we go. All right. Don't take any calls. No more calls. That's it. No more calls tonight.
49:03🔗
Adam
See, Drew thinks he can outsmart the Ace Man. He thinks he can outsmart the Ace Man, but he can't.
49:14🔗
Yeah.
49:16🔗
Oh yeah. Christmas song.
49:18🔗
Adam
Theo wrote a Christmas song for Loveline. And now that you've had sufficient time, I hope you've worked in my fake tree cell phone tower. Oh, I have.
49:28🔗
Things are sick and twisted.
49:31🔗
Sex, meth, and death fetishes.
49:35🔗
Not the foyer journey of Florida.
49:43🔗
All right.
49:44🔗
Smoked almonds are warming by the fireside. Tinsel and light and good times of yule tide. The holiday cheer is scorching your brain. Accordion music best describes your pain. This song ain't my best. It's a little bit lame. Yeah, but still have a loveline Christmas.
50:52🔗
If you're still serious about me coming out, I'm going to be out there in January.
50:59🔗
The second week of January, I'm going to be there for like three days.
51:07🔗
Adam
All right. All right. Come on down. We'll set you up in the parking lot. I'm folding chair. We'll get you FM radio. You can enjoy it and then I'll wave at you on the way out as the security knocks you over. All right. That's going to be wonderful. Break it down. Papa Roach and Stuart and I. So what should we do?
51:31🔗
Adam
Don't take a call. You don't think I'm going to take a call? Melinda? Hello. What do you think of that? You're 19. Drew doesn't want me to talk to you, but I do my own thing. I can't be manipulated.
51:44🔗
Caller
Yeah, nice. You're awesome. What's up? I just wanted to find out what the heck happened to me the other night because I totally blacked out. I was wondering if you guys could maybe give me some advice on how I can remember what the hell happened.
52:00🔗
Drew
Well, if you blacked out, you won't remember what happened because that's in a blackout. You don't file information into long-term memory, so you can never retrieve it.
52:07🔗
Adam
I can retrace your earlier footsteps, which was to the bar to get loaded, and then after that, we don't know what happened. Drew, can you ever get that back?
52:23🔗
Caller
Okay. Well, I took one of those pills while I was drinking. So all I remember is I had this sexual dream, and then I woke up and I was completely naked. But I don't think I did anything with this guy because I had just met him.
52:46🔗
Adam
Well, by the way, he did something with you. I think it's the way you should probably look at it.
52:50🔗
Drew
How about the morning after, Melinda? Get some emergency contraception going just in case.
53:07🔗
Drew
You took a medicine that causes amnesia commonly, that whole class of medicine. Really? I mean, you add alcohol to it.
53:18🔗
Adam
I want to talk about that because it's been a little while because there's two no-boos on the medication. There's the one no-boos, it's going to F up your liver, and then there's the other no-boos, you're going to get a lot higher than you already are.
53:34🔗
Adam
I'm looking to ratchet it up. I'm looking to add a little catalyst to my resin. Do you know what I'm saying? Pow!
53:43🔗
Adam
That's what I'm saying. But I don't know the difference between the no-boos, F up the liver, and no-boos, jack it up a notch.
53:52🔗
Drew
We don't want a bunch of Melinda's getting pregnant. We don't want a bunch of Adam Corolla's driving, not knowing they're blacking out.
53:58🔗
Adam
I'm a heavyweight. I have the sticker on my license. I got to blow a.50 in order to even be arrested in any city.
54:08🔗
Adam
That's right. No, seriously though, I don't want to have up my liver, but I don't want to get a little higher, better buzz.
54:16🔗
Adam
I want the liver with the thing, and then the one with the champagne thing with the bubbles coming out. I don't even want the slash.
54:27🔗
Adam
She's got pharmaceuticals. Yeah, let's see. Let's see what. Oh, I got the drowsy. Yeah, I don't need the guy, the guy with the.
54:38🔗
Drew
Alcohol may intensify this effect. Use care when operating a car or dangerous machinery. Yeah. You know, we haven't figured out what to do with all this yet, because the fact is one of these pills and a glass of wine and you should not be operating your car is the problem.
55:01🔗
Adam
Did you get me a Christmas present yet? I got you a bottle of booze. Is yours? Did you get me anything, Michelle?
55:06🔗
You can have a couple of those.
55:08🔗
Adam
Give me a couple of those. Put them in some foil and put a nice card on it or something. I'll get you some booze I got out of the car.
55:21🔗
Drew
Can I finish with Melinda? Hurry. You need to get the morning out, but you probably had sex with this guy. How many days ago did this happen?
55:37🔗
Drew
No, it's not. It's an anti-anxiety medicine. Some bipolar patients may take it for a short period of time, but the real problem is here, this is probably part of alcoholism addiction evolving here with you. You have that in your family, right? You have an alcoholic parent or something?
55:59🔗
Adam
Okay. Papa Roach and Stu tonight, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
56:04🔗
Caller
All right, guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?
56:48🔗
Adam
Whatever. I got Anderson a gift, by the way. I always get him a carton of natural spirit cigarettes. And I don't know how many come in a carton, but you don't realize a carton of cigarettes, like $93 now.
57:00🔗
Are you for real?
57:12🔗
Adam
Oh, OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 20. All right. But the American spirits, they're like six bucks a pack or something. Right.
57:21🔗
Adam
You're highbrow. All right. Classy guy. Yeah. Point is, is it's it's it's killing you with lung cancer is going to drive me to the poor house. I'll tell you what.
57:32🔗
Adam
Did you? When did you quit smoking? I get you. I get your carton of cigarettes every year. How dare you?
57:56🔗
Adam
All right. Anderson's high on mushrooms. Papa Roach in studio tonight. Seriously, I'll get you something else. I'll give the cigarettes to Ralph. He's an American spirit man.
58:26🔗
Oh, we got to play a song. All right, Anderson, relax. Sex, meth, and death fetish.
58:33🔗
Adam
I predict Anderson ODs during the break. Like we do that thing where it's like, where's Anderson? It's that neighbor where nobody checked on him until the smell started coming from the room. And he actually collapsed on his hot plate while he was cooking some cup of noodles.
58:51🔗
Adam
Yeah, sad. Very sad. All right, we take one call, then we hear a Papa Roach song. That's what we do. All right. Eve?
59:02🔗
Caller
First, I wanted to congratulate you, Dr. Drew, on Cracked. It's a fantastic book. I really enjoyed it.
59:09🔗
Caller
Yeah. Okay, my question is, I had unprotected sex on Sunday, and I don't think that the guy I was with had an orgasm. But if he did, I'm not thinking that I could be pregnant, but I don't think he did.
59:29🔗
Drew
So that he still could have leaked a little bit in you, and that could be enough to get you pregnant. I still believe that there's a potential window up to five days that you can take...
59:44🔗
Adam
It won't. But shouldn't she do it just to sort of punish herself for having unprotected sex?
59:56🔗
Drew
Good advice, Adam. Well done. Thank you. Thank you. But Eve, I still think up to five days you should take the morning after pill, the emergency contraception.
1:00:11🔗
Drew
There's a phone number, 1-888-NOT-TOO-LATE. They can refer you to a pharmacy near you where you can get it without prescription.
1:00:37🔗
Adam
Hold on, is it Anderson? Be honest. Yeah, it's horrible. You shouldn't be seeing this guy. What are you doing?
1:00:55🔗
Adam
That's what happens. Do you see what happens when you don't get a Christmas tree for your daughter?
1:01:02🔗
Caller
Well, I had ridiculous amounts of trauma. So yeah, I'm kind of making some mistakes, I think. So maybe.
1:01:15🔗
Drew
Right. You know you got some trauma issues. You know you're attracted to A-holes because you have an A-hole dad. How about you get a little help with that? Go support at least. So somebody to help you sort of reflect back your choices.
1:01:26🔗
Caller
Give you some more. You know what? I wish I could go to therapy, but I don't have money and I don't have a way.
1:01:37🔗
Adam
Let me say this about money for therapy. You can't afford not to afford therapy or Christmas tree. See what I did there?
1:01:57🔗
Drew
Just call AA, you get in the phone book, and ask for an Al-Anon referral, and they'll come pick you up at Al-Teen, I guess what you're using.
1:02:13🔗
Oh.
1:02:17🔗
Drew
Well, she knows why it's creepy. She's got the jerk dad, and it's always unresolved trauma issues, and she's acting out. And she knows it clearly. I mean, she was clear about it, like, yeah, I got all the stuff.
1:02:27🔗
Adam
You know what's like extra super creepy is the guy who's banging the underage chick and not using a condom. Once in a while, there's the guy who's banging his old lady sister or something and not using the condom. Like, I don't blame a guy for not using a condom all the time, but you're on top of a 15 year old. It's time to don the condom.
1:02:47🔗
Drew
All that to me is just, it's just primitive man. Yeah. It's just, it's just Neanderthal man. Just, no consequence, no what else.
1:03:01🔗
Drew
Yeah, we are, but we have the capacity for more. And somehow we've lost track of that somewhere.
1:03:16🔗
Yeah.
1:03:35🔗
Adam
Well, I'll tell you what. You know what, you just earned yourself? You just earned yourself a song, mister.
1:03:45🔗
Adam
Yeah, he went insane. It's the last show. Yeah, it's the last show and it truly is Anderson's last show because he's going to get fired after this.
1:04:28🔗
Caller
Would you talk to Papa Roach about spitting, please? Because you've been talking about it for a week and you didn't talk to him about it tonight.
1:04:35🔗
Drew
The phone, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Anderson, you're losing it, dude. Yeah, the only thing more, I'm coming over there to get you.
1:04:51🔗
Adam
Okay. All right, let's hear something from Papa Roach. Anderson, dude, you got to maintain. I got to do that thing where I do that dude maintain thing. All right, this song is called Scars. Yeah, Papa Roach, everybody. You like that, huh? Getting Away With Murder, yeah, it's a good song. Wheels are coming off the wagon around here. Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Producer Lauren. She's had a few boozes tonight. Yeah, she's coming on. Anderson is Anderson's like mainlining model glue or something. I mean, if the cops show up, they're going to have to hit him with multiple darts. You know what I mean? Is be one of those taser taser at the situations.
1:09:18🔗
Adam
I drink a fifth of a bag of mushrooms before I come in here every day. How dare you? I drink the cheap wine when I get home or on the way home.
1:09:52🔗
Adam
Anderson, and let me just explain something. I know how these things get, and I want you, I like the surly Anderson. I don't want the weird, I don't want the part where you start crying and saying you really have a crush on Drew or doing anything like that. Just keep either can be lovey-dovey or you can be surly, but you can't get modeling and sampling.
1:10:11🔗
That's right.
1:10:18🔗
Adam
Anderson, here's the good news. I am staring at 200 Class A cigarettes that you can either smoke or sell individually or in a pack on eBay. All right, buddy.
1:10:30🔗
Adam
You use that money toward the cleaning deposit for your next no bedroom apartment, OK?
1:10:52🔗
Caller
Well, some of my friends are worried that I'm a sex addict. I'm not too worried myself. I mean, granted, I've been with a lot of people, but I'm not too worried about it myself. But they're worried that like I'm going to get hurt or something. And I really don't see it that way.
1:11:19🔗
Caller
No. I mean, I use protection and everything. I don't do it unless it's protected. I'm on birth control myself. We use condoms and all that kind of stuff.
1:11:30🔗
Adam
Well, look, they're scared you're going to hook up with some bad trick. He's going to kill you in his van and bury you in the desert.
1:11:37🔗
Papa Roach
I mean, what do you do? Do you just hang out places and just grab the miscellaneous dude?
1:11:44🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah. So I was just asking you, do you just like go to bars or go places and just be like, all right, I'm taking you.
1:11:55🔗
Caller
It's not like being a hooker on the corner or anything like that. It's just we go out to places or whatever. We meet a guy, hang out with him for a little bit. We go out as friends one or two times or whatever, and then it just happens.
1:12:11🔗
Drew
You see, women are much more concerned about this behavior in their peers than men are. Women, when there's a wild vagina in the group, it's like, oh my gosh, she's crazy. Yeah, she's a ho. They tell her, believe me.
1:12:36🔗
Drew
Free range. Exactly. Free range. But Jessica, your friends, I guarantee you, are talking about you to guys.
1:12:46🔗
Drew
I know. They got a guy, she's all, I'm gonna watch out for her. She's, oh, I mean, I guarantee you, they're talking to this baritone guy.
1:12:58🔗
Adam
But, and here's the thing. Three quarters of the woman, sweetie, I'm concerned about you. I hope you're taking this right way, but I'm saying it because I'm worried. Three quarters of that is just spitefulness or jealousness. They're just growing with you.
1:13:17🔗
Caller
No, I've never done, I'm naturally a happy-go-lucky, you know, friend with everybody person. You know, I rarely stay five minutes in one spot.
1:13:26🔗
Adam
Let me explain something to him. When she was explaining that she just screws every guy she meets, I had her at about 155 pounds. And when I heard happy-go-lucky, she shot up to 185. What's that? I just kept ratcheting. Happy-go-lucky, that's code for big ass.
1:13:56🔗
Drew
You're smoking a bonk or something while you're talking to her? No, she's like, you're fat.
1:14:11🔗
Caller
No, if I work a hectic week at work, I rarely have time to eat, so it's like water weight. It fluctuates.
1:14:37🔗
Adam
Yeah. What can Brown do for you with this original that was long before UPS ever picked it up?
1:14:53🔗
Adam
He had called him the Michael Jordan of fudge packing. The day he left the company, the owner cried.
1:15:04🔗
Adam
He had a sign, by the way, he worked under the sign that said 322 days since last fudge packing accident.
1:15:46🔗
Adam
You pack a certain amount of fudge each week over a certain lot in amount, you get a fudge packing bonus, yes?
1:15:53🔗
Adam
And oftentimes you pack fudge with nuts with your nuts. Fudge pack pack and a fudge pack with your nuts. You're in charge of the nut fudge packing.
1:16:20🔗
Adam
All right, Drew, I drew your fancy, the fudge, fabulous guy, fudge packing king of Pasadena. It was known as parents proud. Oh, preening when they saw the packing, they walked in on him packing fudge.
1:16:43🔗
The best fudge packer.
1:16:45🔗
Yeah. Yeah.
1:16:47🔗
Adam
All right. You ready to go? He was a Paul Bunyan of fudge packers. Big, big man. Yeah. All right. All right. You ready? Who are we talking to?
1:16:56🔗
Drew
Jessica, here's the problem here. Yeah. Is whether or not you do have a problem is a separate issue from how your friends are behaving. Does this behavior bother you at all?
1:17:06🔗
Caller
Occasionally, like, you know, when I'm sitting by myself in my room looking back on my past going, God, what am I doing?
1:17:25🔗
Drew
And if you're an- is there addiction or alcohols in your family? No. All right. So you're less likely to have been an addict. And the kind of quality, what you call happy-go-lucky is probably hypomania. You're just always up, up, up, up, and going, you know, doing impulsive and hypersexual things. That may not be the direction you want to go. You'll look back at that with a certain degree of discomfort and shame, and it may not be as satisfying as you think it is in the moment.
1:18:03🔗
Drew
No, it just is an opportunity cost to everything. I could have done a lot of other things.
1:18:17🔗
Adam
Yeah, you could have got a job that we worked with your hands, doing hand jobs, for instance. You know what I'm saying?
1:18:37🔗
Adam
All right, baby. Why don't you just reel it in a little? Why don't you get a boyfriend and don't tell me about any of this crap.
1:18:42🔗
Caller
Well, it's not even that. It's like even if I do get a boyfriend, they get pissed off because I'm so friendly with everybody. They think that I'm kind of like chunky.
1:18:51🔗
Drew
Well, you're so friendly because you don't have good boundaries, and you do tend to go after guys. So the guy sensed that, and they're a little worried about it. And they also, by the way, know how you came onto them and hopped in the sack rather quickly. And that makes guys a little uncomfortable sometimes.
1:19:02🔗
Adam
Just stop acting out, would you? There are plenty of ways to get a boyfriend and not freak him out. Just get the guy and don't sabotage it. Don't tell him about all the guys you've been on top of, and leave the guys, you know, don't make goo-goo eyes at the guy across the bar when you're with your boyfriend.
1:19:22🔗
Adam
All right, we're going to cut Papa Roach loose. Actually, I don't mean to say it that way, but they're just staying for the first hour and a half of the show. So God bless you guys for coming in.
1:19:53🔗
Papa Roach
Dr. Drew, what do you want? I am sober, but I think somebody put something in your coffee.
1:20:03🔗
Adam
Everyone, get away with Murder Name of the CD. We'll see you guys real soon and until next time. Oh, wait a minute. We're not stopping the show. We're just going to break. Don't make that noise. We'll be right back after this.
1:20:46🔗
Adam
Papa Roach heading out to the parking lot. And we got a little more show to go. So let's do that, Drew. What do you say about it?
1:20:56🔗
Adam
Ready to ride? On a high. On a high. Nathan? That really sounds like one of. The things I'm doing in Japanese. I realize.
1:22:05🔗
Caller
I've been with this girl for a little while now, it's like over a month, and we're sexually active and something with her that's happened with her specifically and not any other girl that I've been with. Is that like when I go to reach an orgasm, I orgasm once and then it's like right when it dampers off, it hits again. I didn't know if there's a reason for that or.
1:22:27🔗
Drew
There can be a double little peak for some people if you're really getting it right. Well, probably won't be all the time.
1:22:44🔗
Adam
No, I don't understand this. You mean you have an orgasm and then how long until the next orgasm?
1:22:50🔗
Caller
I have an orgasm and then when everything seems to be done, it hits again. I have another orgasm.
1:23:37🔗
Adam
Yeah. I said hang time. That's how every joke ends with you being mad. Know what's going on?
1:23:57🔗
Drew
But the fact is he has an orgasm. It starts tapering and then it comes on again because he's really into this girl. She hits it just right. Yeah.
1:24:21🔗
Drew
Right. It's going to, it's about to finish and then it seems to come back a little more intensely. That's normal.
1:24:43🔗
Caller
Actually, I wanted to know if there was any scientific backing behind the breaking the seal theory when you're drinking. Like when you get drunk, you can hold that first pee for a long time. But once you pee, you have to pee every five minutes.
1:25:15🔗
Adam
Hey, man. We may set you up the Engineer Anderson. You guys could vomit on each other. That would be awesome.
1:25:28🔗
Adam
You guys like to party? Who are you there? Hey, first off, let's lose the nads that are hanging out. You know what I mean?
1:26:00🔗
Adam
Well, thank you for Merry Christmas. And may I say, happy belated Hanukkah. You're Mormon. These are Jewish ladies.
1:26:09🔗
You're Mormon?
1:26:12🔗
All right.
1:26:54🔗
Adam
Wow, Drew. And think about you and your passion and what you would have done for these women back in your prime.
1:27:04🔗
Adam
I put, oh, Rick's, wait, you got, you got, you got like, it's like the White House. All right. So Rick, what about, I mean, Drew, what about that where you take that first whiz? Because there is that phenomenon where you drink all night and you never take a whiz and then all of a sudden you bust your urethral hymen.
1:27:30🔗
Drew
It's basically, it's not, it's not a, that's not an issue of your bladder, I don't believe. That's the bladders. You sort of have topped off and now it's all flowing into the bladder. Your tank is filled up, flowing over the edge into the bladder. And it's just gonna keep feeling.
1:27:50🔗
Drew
And it can't do it instantly. I mean, to put instantly what goes in, does instantly come out. It has to be the more pressure behind the more. And there's also a sort of a diuretic function of some alcohol and caffeine and things.
1:28:05🔗
Adam
Well, it does. Oh, that's right. That's right. But really it does happen where it seems like I'll go to a party and drink a six pack of beer, not make a move. And then there's other times when it's game on and it's going every five, 10 minutes.
1:28:21🔗
Drew
I really think that's a function of your body fluid status when you start drinking. That's like saying, I put the hose in the pool and it overflowed immediately. But last night, right, I did it and it took a half hour before.
1:28:39🔗
Adam
What about just the idea of initiating a process and making it that much easier to do it the next time? Psychologically even.
1:29:01🔗
Just do it.
1:29:21🔗
Adam
Let me talk to Rick for a second. Rick. Yeah. Let me explain something. I know you want to get everyone high and drunk and you want to have sex with them. You're going to be sleeping in a pile of vomit. You got to taper them down now. You understand?
1:30:27🔗
Adam
Isn't it, Drew? 100 percent as usual. See, here's the thing. When it... Let me just explain something, guys. You try to get... Your idea is to get the chick loaded so you can have sex with them. And here's the problem. You can't get them too loaded. They pass out and vomit on you. See what I'm saying? I know it sounds like a horrible speech I'm giving people, but I'm just being realistic. It's like, you're going to, no, no, keep drinking. No, no, no, no, have it all. And then it'll be like, I had, no, no, no, no, sweetie, keep drinking. They just vomit on you. You gotta ride that line. You know what I mean? Yes, Drew?
1:31:19🔗
Adam
Yes, it's a violent crime where you come. It's like if I start punching you and began orgasming, that would be rape. That would be rape.
1:31:40🔗
Adam
No difference. No difference. Right. That's right. If I started beating you up one time and didn't ejaculate, that would be an act of violence. And if I beat you up the following day and ejaculated, let's say in your hair, would be the same thing.
1:31:58🔗
Adam
No more so than any other time you have an orgasm. Drew, you know all those times you have an orgasm when it's not sexual? Oh, yeah.
1:32:06🔗
Adam
All the time. Every time. Right. Have you ever had a sexual orgasm? Let's put it that way.
1:32:19🔗
Adam
It's violent. It's violent. It's like when you make love to your wife, that's violent.
1:32:25🔗
Adam
Yeah. No, no. I'm saying- It's in the air there. When you have consensual sex with your wife, that's an act of violence because you have an orgasm.
1:32:39🔗
Drew
I'm just doing nothing to my wife because- When I beat her up, I'm having a violent act. If I beat her up and orgasm-
1:32:52🔗
Adam
What do you say? Who are we going to- What's going on today? Germany or Florida? Germany or Florida when we come back after this.
1:33:00🔗
Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis. Sex, meth, and death fetishes. Both of them have got these. Guaranteed not to Boria, Germany or Florida.
1:33:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, Loveline, whoo, get it on. Gotta get it on. Having a choice but to get it on. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. It's quite a night we're having here.
1:33:47🔗
Adam
A lot of drama in the studio. That's all right. Everyone's just ratcheting, Drew. Quiet, thank you. Ratcheting it up, getting it ready for the big holidays. All right, ready to go here, Drew?
1:33:59🔗
Caller
Hey, Drew, I just wanted to say thanks for the gift. Thank you. And Brian wants to thank you for the gift, too. It's the last show of the year, so why not just say thanks?
1:34:35🔗
Drew
She didn't change it. Well, she was appropriately ashamed of her mistake. Believe me. The fact she didn't correct it.
1:34:42🔗
Adam
If it's any consolation, Anderson, Drew beat the F out of her and then came, and it was an F.
1:34:54🔗
Adam
It was not rape just because of your orgasm. All right. So enjoy that gift certificate. What did his wife get you, by the way?
1:35:13🔗
Adam
Oh, it was a gift certificate. I see. I was making fun of gift certificates. How do I get you our ceremonial carton of cigarettes I get you every year? How do we get that to you, Anderson?
1:35:35🔗
Adam
I was thinking, actually, Lauren is sort of... She's feeling a little blue because her man...
1:35:57🔗
Adam
No, he's not drinking tonight. He's shooting heroin. Now here's the thing. Engineer Chris came into the studio with a little cheer in him, too. And I started thinking, Chris has cleaned himself up. He's got a nice shirt on.
1:36:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, the Donnas aren't here, but yet he's still scrubbed fresh from the Donnas the other night.
1:36:22🔗
Adam
Big smile. We know. What about Chris and Lauren? You know what I mean? They both share a great love of radio.
1:36:31🔗
Adam
They both realize that I got here because I know somebody and I get to do whatever I want. And why not? You know what I mean? They both could do worse. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. What do you think?
1:37:26🔗
Adam
It would be like a super genetic breed of people that didn't think Adam was funny. All right. Eric, but not Chris. I mean, not Michelle.
1:37:36🔗
Adam
Yeah. Gonna have to do a little breeding action with her. Get out the turkey baster. See if we can work something up. Eric, you're 23. Go ahead.
1:37:45🔗
Caller
Yeah. A supermarket checkout worker stashed the day's takings into her shoes and hit herself over the head, pretending she had been held up and attacked by a robber. The 26 year old woman told police she was alone in the store when a masked man forced her at gunpoint to fill several bags with money before knocking her unconscious with a blow to the head. The police became suspicious after examinations revealed the woman's head injury did not match up with the description of the attack. The woman then confessed she had hit herself on the head with a blunt object and stolen the money to pay off debts. Is that in Germany or Florida?
1:38:21🔗
Adam
It sounds Floridian. I feel like they would have examined some videotape here. Is there a market left that doesn't have a surveillance camera?
1:39:11🔗
Caller
I had a problem in the past where I had been smoking marijuana for a little bit. And but in any case, one night I smoked and then I masturbated. And when I ejaculated, it was just total blood mixed with my semen.
1:39:38🔗
Drew
Blood and urine could be bad. Yeah, but blood and semen not necessarily. Blood urine needs a thorough evaluation. Blood and semen.
1:39:50🔗
Drew
That's a big deal too. Well, urine, see urine blood, what looks like blood can be 100 different things.
1:39:56🔗
Drew
And it needs to be carefully examined. Blood and the semen is blood and the semen. It's usually.
1:40:00🔗
Adam
Blood and the semen is the best. The second best is blood and the urine and the third is blood and stool.
1:40:07🔗
Caller
Yes? Because what I was wondering is, I, in the past, I've, I don't know if this has any effect on that or whatever, but I overdosed a bunch of times on like, you know, basically on like Tylenol and basically like, you know, extra strength Tylenol.
1:40:35🔗
Adam
Well, I don't know, it's just, I don't know, multiple OD's on Tylenol just feels sort of, I don't know, like, you know, hang yourself or something, you know?
1:40:49🔗
Drew
Yeah, probably, yes, it certainly could. If your liver's not working normally, your clotting system is off. Also, if you take in other kinds of over-the-counter analgesic medications like aspirin or anti-inflammatories, that can cause you a tendency to bleed. And this is something that needs to be looked at by urologists, but 95 times out of 100 ends up being nothing.
1:41:27🔗
Adam
You can get a job at Drew's old fudge packing plant. There's some pretty damn big fudge packing knee pads to fill.
1:41:37🔗
Adam
Yeah. And you will get the uniform. You'll get the leather smock or the chaps that you'd have to use for protection. Of course, knee pads.
1:41:56🔗
Adam
Right. Move up and again, tips, use plenty of lubrication on your hands, you know, because of the fudge will get heavy and you'll chafe.
1:42:08🔗
Adam
It's thick. Again, if you could reach around and grab the nuts, every once in a while, go ahead and pack that in there too.
1:42:21🔗
Adam
The point is, is that Drew had a technique where we'd actually reach around and massage or grab the nuts while he was packing the fudge. That way, they didn't get separated. It worked out.
1:42:37🔗
Adam
Yeah, it made for a happy, happy finish. Happy ending, happy ending. All right, should we take a little break, Drew? That's why he's missed.
1:43:20🔗
Adam
I'd say the beauty of working with a lesbian. Drew says, who's playing in the- Fiesta Balls. Fiesta Balls. Well, Michigan, Michigan finished 10 and two. They did tie, they tied Iowa, which is like kissing your sister, which for me would be cool, but running down stats. They're not a good turf team, and plus they got injuries, and they're not deep. They're weak on the corners. All right. God love engineer Michelle. The glue that holds the show together. You want to talk glue? I'll tell you, I'll drop a name on you. Engineer Anderson.
1:43:57🔗
Adam
Intervention Anderson Anderson. We're going over there with the padded wagon right now.
1:44:03🔗
Adam
Coming to get them. Yeah. I want to thank Anderson. I want to thank phone screener Ziggy. Yeah.
1:44:12🔗
Adam
All those guys. They're all gone. Junior producer Lauren and senior producer. Chris. Chris, the suave one didn't even recognize him. Who's the other producer? Ann, producer Ann. God bless all of you. Have a great new year. Have a Merry Merry and until next time, I'm Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.
1:44:36🔗
Caller
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