Wednesday, December 15, 2004

1:26🔗 Adam In one, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixon medicine, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh.

1:32🔗 Drew If I were you, I'd go like this. I'd go, don't do this, distracting me. You're doing two things at once.

1:37🔗 Adam Yep, here's the difference between me doing something. First off, how dare you? Here's the thing, Drew.

1:44🔗 Drew That's when you know I'm right.

1:45🔗 Adam No, I'm reading a complaint letter that was, that was, handed to you. Handed to me. You know, it was funny. I was like, oh, the envelope. Who's this from? Oh, Trip Reid, the general manager. It's been a little Christmas bonus. And what do we got? A little money? Oh, maybe it's just goodwill. That's just a job well done. Trying to say forwarded this letter. Adam doesn't realize the impact that his comments make. And blah, blah, blah. And I thought, of course, it's not, it's not a holiday thing. It's a complaint. Hold on a second, Weisenheimer. Here's the thing. I'm actually reading a complaint letter and doing the show. You like to go over there in spin plates and play a washboard while I'm trying to talk to a caller or make a point. That's a different. Any time, by the way, you want to read, do something else, and actually do the show, move the show along, feel free. As much as you can do while actually propelling the show, I will leave you alone. You like to play the drums with a couple of ballpoint pens while I'm trying to move the show along.

2:49🔗 Drew Got it.

2:51🔗 Adam You understand?

2:51🔗 Drew Thank you.

2:52🔗 Adam So it's like, oh, let's see, coming up tomorrow night, Papa Roger, buddy Rich over here. You see, that's the difference. Yes. You can do anything you want to do as long as you're moving the show along.

3:02🔗 Drew Education and enlightenment of the talent can be the best response. That's good, we'll do that. We'll enlighten you.

3:07🔗 Adam All right, now you go ahead and talk. I'm reading this.

3:09🔗 Drew We got to find out exactly what this could play with. It doesn't say what the problem was. We'll have to find out.

3:13🔗 Adam We always appreciate your response from our listeners. We always appreciate the response. Yeah. You know what I was thinking about though? Somebody called me and just said, they did that whole thing where they ended up finding Fox like $1.1 million for allegedly, I don't know, several hundred complaints that came into the FCC for some Fox show that nobody watched called like Who's Your Daddy or some crap like that. And then they sort of did a little research and it turns out that it was a station sending all of them. Well, first it turned out that it was like 25 letters that got spread out, then that got carved down to like three. And eventually it was like two people that actually wrote the letter.

3:59🔗 And Drew, how scary is that?

4:02🔗 Adam It's horrifying.

4:03🔗 Yes, it is.

4:03🔗 Adam It's horrifying that an idiot, and by the way, the people, if we've discerned from doing the show, the people that write letters, nobody would ever want to hang out with. There's nobody writes a letter about anything that you'd ever want to spend any kind of time with at all. As we've learned from doing the show, these are idiots. These are sort of reactionary people who don't have much on their plate. By the way, here's the thing. When you have your own life, you're not supposed to have enough time to write a letter. You're supposed to declare, I'm going to write a letter on an almost daily basis, but never follow through with it because your life is so fulfilled.

4:38🔗 Drew Yes, you're too busy.

4:39🔗 Adam That's right. And the people that do write letters, ironically, the people we should be listening to the least because they are in the group of people who write letters.

4:48🔗 Drew Yes.

4:48🔗 Adam You see what I'm saying?

4:49🔗 Drew Absolutely.

4:50🔗 Adam And instead, we listen to them. And one letter can change a policy. One letter from a guy with a junior high. Sorry. Sorry for the people in junior high. I didn't mean to insult you. Junior college. Oh, that's even worse. Education can change, get a show pulled off the air, get fines, change policy.

5:10🔗 Drew Remember when we were doing Loveline? Somebody sent a letter to Wendy's. We were on MTV and somebody sent a letter to Wendy's. One letter to Wendy's.

5:15🔗 Adam Right.

5:15🔗 Drew Almost took the whole thing down.

5:17🔗 Adam Yes.

5:17🔗 Drew What?

5:18🔗 Adam Yes. Yes. All right.

5:20🔗 Drew Anyway. Hey, I was, I gave a little plug on the show.

5:23🔗 Adam The hell the complaint is, though. What was I saying? The police. Anybody who listens to the show at any time who has a computer can write a thousand letters.

5:32🔗 Drew They should call when they have complaints.

5:34🔗 Adam Oh, they're pussies.

5:35🔗 Drew No, no, no. But I mean, they should. Right. They should talk to us.

5:36🔗 Adam And of course, look, once in a blue moon, we get a call. That's like, I don't think I, you know, when Drew said that he was a fan of rape, I didn't agree with him. I didn't appreciate that.

5:49🔗 Because I was raped before.

5:53🔗 Adam Whenever you hear, whenever something happened to you, you just hear it in everybody else.

5:56🔗 Drew Right.

5:57🔗 Adam That's that sort of thing where somebody goes, hey, that's a nice sweater. Did you hear him say I was fat? Yeah. When you, when you, when you, when you, when you feel a certain way, when you think certain things, you just hear horrible things and then you start writing letters.

6:12🔗 Drew And then you can sort of take your little campaigns or crusades. Chris, did you know that a rape, it's a violent crime? Did you know that?

6:20🔗 Adam It's a violent crime.

6:21🔗 Drew You didn't know that?

6:22🔗 Adam It's a violent crime. It's not, it's not a sexual crime.

6:25🔗 Drew Not a sexual crime.

6:26🔗 Adam That's the point. It's not, it's not a sexual crime.

6:29🔗 Drew It's nothing.

6:29🔗 Adam It's a violent, it's nothing sexual about it except for the part where you come at the end.

6:36🔗 Drew Otherwise, violent, violent. Same thing, is if Chris, you walked into a liquor store, pistol whip the Korean guy behind the counter.

6:42🔗 Adam That's right.

6:43🔗 Drew Shot him.

6:43🔗 Adam Shot him.

6:44🔗 Drew And then came. And then came. And then, yeah, same thing.

6:47🔗 Adam Same thing. A violent, violent, violent act that ends with a load of semen coming out of your penis. But not sexual. Not sexual. Violent crime. All right? And remember, Drew, there are no rape victims, only survivors. Only survivors.

7:08🔗 Drew Survivors of violent crime.

7:10🔗 Adam And it's not even a rape survivor. You're a violent crime survivor where something came out of a guy's penis. Okay.

7:17🔗 This might be what the complaint was about.

7:18🔗 Yeah.

7:19🔗 Adam And you necessarily, there wasn't.

7:21🔗 Yeah.

7:22🔗 Adam You with me, Anderson?

7:24🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm with you, but I think this might be what triples. Listen. Really? Come on.

7:28🔗 Adam I don't know what it was.

7:30🔗 Drew Listen, no one is making fun of rape. They're making fun of how people split hairs about rape. Rape is an awful crime for what it is. It's a horrible, misguided, aggressive, sexual act.

7:41🔗 Adam Sexual? How dare you?

7:42🔗 Drew Violent act where a guy ejaculates.

7:44🔗 I like how Tryptan put what the reason was, though, because now everything will happen.

7:47🔗 You'll be like, well, maybe it was this, or maybe it was that.

7:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:50🔗 You could drive yourself crazy.

7:53🔗 Adam I could, or I could forget all about it. Yeah, which you will. That's what I'm going to do. All right, so listen, all you pussies who write letters, come over here and kiss my hairy ass, please. No one gives a rat's ass what crappy group you're part of, you idiots.

8:08🔗 Drew A bunch of pussies, they're pussies.

8:11🔗 Adam I'm a lesbian, I'm gay, I'm Indian. Who cares? Shut up, idiots.

8:17🔗 Drew Hey, listen, I meant all you people in all your groups.

8:19🔗 Adam Just please just shut up. Leave everyone alone, would you? Lead your miserable life. Here's here's the truth. Here's the thing you really can't take. No one gives a rat's ass about you. That's it's like, oh, my God, this guy hates these people. Oh, this guy's anti-gay. Oh, this guy's anti whatever. Well, you know what? We don't even think about whoever you are and whatever you do. You're just you're just a number. You're just an idiot. Yeah, please just go get go get with your congregation and go drive drive yourselves nuts. You screwballs with your crappy religion, stupid ethnic groups that have to break off and file lawsuits, whoever you are. Just please go get with your people, your precious people. You can all just go lick each other to death somewhere and leave everyone else alone.

9:00🔗 Drew Speaking of licking, I'm doing a little research and I'm interested in things that people keep secret. Their behaviors that they're kind of a little ashamed of and perhaps are engaged in that they don't feel comfortable really telling people about. But sort of educated, because I was exposed to something tonight called Craigslist. You've heard of this? You've heard of Craigslist? People meeting up and hooking up with strangers and stuff?

9:23🔗 Adam Yeah, no. Why is it called Craigslist?

9:25🔗 Drew I guess Craig invented it. I don't know. But you click on, people say, I'll meet you. I'm going to be standing on Melrose in three minutes. Somebody come by and let's have sex.

9:33🔗 Adam Yeah. All gay. All gay.

9:35🔗 Drew Not all. A lot of gay stuff.

9:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:38🔗 Drew That's a good.

9:38🔗 Adam Craigs got hep C.

9:40🔗 Drew That's a guy.

9:40🔗 Adam That's what's going on. Please. I'll meet you on Melrose. Let's say, find me a chick under 400 pounds who can meet me down. Okay. Synchronize your watch. Okay. Well, okay. It's 946. Let's call it 1030 straight up. I'll be out there.

9:56🔗 Yeah.

9:57🔗 Adam You, smoking hot blonde.

9:59🔗 Drew Right.

9:59🔗 Adam Me, a desperate guy, working out of computer in mom's basement.

10:03🔗 Right.

10:03🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

10:04🔗 Drew Sure.

10:04🔗 No.

10:04🔗 Adam It's dudes. It's more dudes hooking up. There's none of that. Here's the whole thing. If you're into attractive women, don't bother doing any of that stuff. It's impossible. Right. Impossible. One in one million, maybe one who just caught a boyfriend cheating. I want to go out and get a little vengeance. And is looking for a little vengeance sex. Find that needle in that haystack.

10:27🔗 Drew But think how many willing partners that could get there.

10:30🔗 Adam Believe me, you're going to be 300 snuff films you'll be in before you get to that one. 300 times you have some guy holding you down in his van. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

10:42🔗 Drew Anyway, I'm interested in being educated tonight.

10:44🔗 Adam What do you want?

10:45🔗 Drew Just things that people do that they sort of, whether they're having...

10:49🔗 Adam What kind of education?

10:50🔗 Drew Well, like Craigslist was an education for me. And like, are they really a desperate housewife show?

10:55🔗 Adam Those things don't exist. That's just stuff that's TV crap.

10:58🔗 Drew Well, no, I think those are sick women trying to have stable relationships.

11:03🔗 Adam No, I'm talking about Craigslist. That's just a bunch of gay guys giving it to each other.

11:06🔗 Drew All right, well, I'm learning. In the park.

11:08🔗 Adam There's no checks involved with that.

11:10🔗 Drew Well, the 400-pounders?

11:11🔗 Adam The 400-plus pound club. Yes. Yes. They have to be moved there via transport derigible. Then what we do is we lower them down on a winch and we'll suspend them there just a few feet above the ground. You hook up with them and then we'll tow them back to their hanger. That's what you find. Yeah. If you watch these crappy daytime TV shows, they're going to lead you to believe that there's hot college-age girls that are participating in this. Possibly one for every several hundred thousand gay guys.

11:46🔗 Drew All right.

11:47🔗 Adam All right. Are you ready to go here?

11:48🔗 Drew Here we go.

11:49🔗 Adam And what about the, what's the Desperate Housewives thing?

11:52🔗 Drew Well, I'm just interested in whether those people, who those people are, what they're doing, what they're up to kind of thing. People that sort of live those kinds of secret lives.

11:58🔗 Adam What are they doing? You mean housewives?

11:59🔗 Drew I think housewives are older women or swinging. There's a lot of stuff going on right now, I'm finding. And we're not hearing that much about it here.

12:07🔗 Adam We don't, we talk to stone teenagers, not desperate housewives.

12:12🔗 Drew That's true, that's true.

12:14🔗 Adam Jenny?

12:15🔗 Yes.

12:16🔗 Adam You're 23?

12:18🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

12:19🔗 Adam What's up?

12:20🔗 Caller Well, I've been dating this guy on and off for about four years. And when we first started dating, we had great sex and we've, he's kind of, he's moved to Arkansas and now last weekend he was in town and we had sex. Well, the last time we had sex, it came really fast. So this time I went ahead and I gave him a hand job. And he came and we waited about 15 minutes and then we tried again. And again, he came within five minutes and I was wondering exactly what it is that causes a guy to come that fast.

12:49🔗 Drew Jenny, build up. He's been away for a while.

12:53🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but we've had sex every other weekend for the last month and a half now. So, I mean-

12:58🔗 Drew But he, but he was, you said he wasn't like that at the beginning?

13:02🔗 Caller Right. He was like that in the beginning.

13:04🔗 Drew He was able to last. And that's when you guys were having sex more regularly?

13:08🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, it was like once a weekend.

13:11🔗 Drew So now it's every other weekend. He's going faster. How long you guys been together?

13:14🔗 Adam What's with the hand job stuff?

13:16🔗 Drew She's trying to get him to last longer.

13:17🔗 Caller I was trying to get him to last longer. And I've heard that if you do the pre, then it goes longer.

13:21🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. Well done. Well done. I think the fact is that you guys don't have-

13:25🔗 Adam I see. It's like milking him.

13:28🔗 Drew Getting the bull out.

13:29🔗 Adam Wow.

13:29🔗 Drew Discharging.

13:30🔗 Adam Wow. Okay. Well, how about it?

13:32🔗 Caller If we're going to be serious, I gave him a blow job. And then-

13:35🔗 Adam Thank you.

13:35🔗 Caller The second time around, he came at me.

13:38🔗 Drew Thank you, Jenny. Adam's sensibilities were skewed. He couldn't make sense of this.

13:41🔗 Adam I mean, look, guys older than 20, how old is he?

13:46🔗 Caller He's 24.

13:47🔗 Adam 24. That is the cutoff for the hand jobs. Unless you're traveling, it's a stripper, it's one of those situations. I mean, Drew, you know about it.

13:57🔗 Caller Right, sir.

13:58🔗 Adam Right. But I'm just saying from a girlfriend, getting a hand job from a girlfriend, it's like her, you know, making you a dinner in an easy bake oven. It's a throwback.

14:10🔗 Caller Right, that's why I directed my show.

14:11🔗 Drew Just retro.

14:14🔗 Adam All right, so that's, I don't know, that's his rhythm.

14:16🔗 Caller What I'm wondering is if he masturbated himself, would maybe that help out in the situation if he may be masturbated more?

14:24🔗 Drew How long do you need? Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow, slow down. How long do you need him to last?

14:29🔗 Caller Well, more than five minutes. I mean, I would like to at least have an orgasm myself.

14:34🔗 Drew How long does it take you to have an orgasm?

14:35🔗 Adam Are you angry? What's wrong with you?

14:37🔗 Caller Well, no, no. Maybe, I mean, at least 10 or 15 minutes.

14:41🔗 Drew 10 or 15 minutes. That's a pretty long time for a guy.

14:43🔗 Adam Not for me.

14:44🔗 Drew Yeah. And how about oral sex for you?

14:47🔗 Caller He doesn't at all.

14:49🔗 Drew Okay, maybe that's the problem.

14:50🔗 Adam See, she's angry. She's angry.

14:51🔗 Drew Wouldn't that be good for you?

14:53🔗 Adam What's up? Why not? Why not?

14:55🔗 Caller Honestly, it makes me feel kind of uncomfortable to have a guy down there. Personally, I don't prefer a guy going down on me. Now, I enjoy going down on a guy, but I don't really enjoy the guy going down on me.

15:08🔗 Adam We're going to have to clone her. We have to get some cells from her, sweetie. Go ahead and put them into the hopper. Trying to create the ultimate skank. It's going to be awesome.

15:18🔗 Drew Oh, God.

15:19🔗 Adam No, but someone whose self-esteem is just low enough that they don't want you going down on them, but they double down on you.

15:24🔗 Drew There you go.

15:26🔗 Adam Maybe she has a older sister, a younger mother. Jenny?

15:31🔗 Yeah.

15:32🔗 Adam All right. Where's your dad? Hold on. Let me talk to Drew. She's starting to get angry.

15:37🔗 Drew No, she's frustrated, that's all.

15:38🔗 Adam No.

15:38🔗 Drew She's not angry, she's frustrated.

15:39🔗 Adam Shush.

15:40🔗 Drew Because I don't feel.

15:41🔗 Adam I feel. I'm starting to feel it. Jenny?

15:44🔗 Caller No, I'm not angry or frustrated. I know that the, has the family molested you comment's gonna start coming. No, I don't have any of that.

15:51🔗 Adam I don't have the molestation thing come from you. I just got, I don't know, I got some anger. Where's dad?

15:58🔗 Caller Dad, my parents are still married. He's here.

16:00🔗 Aha, aha.

16:01🔗 Drew I don't get any of that. So, your boyfriend.

16:04🔗 Adam Lovely sham of a relationship that kept it going.

16:06🔗 Drew Is your boyfriend not paying attention? Does he not seem sort of interested in helping you? Is that what's bothering you? You know what I mean? He gets off and he's just done. He doesn't try to help you.

16:19🔗 Caller Yeah, I guess maybe it's miscommunication and maybe I'm expecting him to do something for me that he's not.

16:27🔗 Drew Well, go ahead and talk to him. Yeah, go ahead and tell him what you want.

16:30🔗 Adam But what's the part where you're not comfortable with him giving you oral sex?

16:34🔗 Drew That might help things along.

16:35🔗 Caller Well, A, he won't do it at all, period. But it's not like I'm not frustrated or angry with that.

16:41🔗 Adam Hold on, hold on. He won't do it at all, period.

16:44🔗 Caller Period.

16:45🔗 Adam How do you know?

16:45🔗 Caller He's not okay with it. No, I've asked him.

16:47🔗 Drew Why?

16:48🔗 Caller And he said he doesn't do that. And I asked him, well, is it because you're inexperienced or because you're just not good at it? And he was like, both.

16:56🔗 Drew BITCH.

16:58🔗 Adam Is he black? Is he a black guy?

17:00🔗 Caller No, he's a white guy.

17:01🔗 Adam Wow.

17:04🔗 Oh, hmm, hmm.

17:05🔗 Adam Sometimes a cultural thing, you know, which I don't judge everything like that. Yeah. Yeah, they got a thing about a lot of things. All right, Jenny.

17:13🔗 Yeah.

17:13🔗 Adam You're angry at him. And you should be because this whole like, hey, I'd like you to give me some pleasure in him going, no, it's not really like I forget about the oral sex part. It's like, look, I'm not being satisfied here. Here's something you could do to rectify that. And he's saying, I don't do that.

17:29🔗 Drew I'm saying no, under no conditions.

17:31🔗 Adam No way. I think you've been with this guy long enough.

17:34🔗 Drew We don't like him.

17:36🔗 Adam Get rid of him.

17:38🔗 Caller All right, thanks.

17:40🔗 Adam All right.

17:41🔗 Drew Look, Jenny, if you can't, she's angry. You gotta just tell him what you need. And if he runs from that, what are you gonna do? That's not a reciprocal relationship.

17:48🔗 Adam Wow.

17:49🔗 Drew Adam's kinda right.

17:50🔗 Adam I like that proclamation of I don't give oral. That's nice.

17:54🔗 Drew You made it a number of times.

17:55🔗 Adam You know what you should do? It's really, that's what you should do with everything. That's what the NRA does.

18:01🔗 Drew Make a proclamation or just create a policy.

18:04🔗 Adam You just fight everything all the way along and in the end of fighting about the same thing 25 years later. If you really think about the difference between the NRA and what the smokers did, you realize NRA is really much smarter. With smokers, they were like, I need you to move you a different part of the airplane. I need you to move a different part of the restaurant. People are like, all right, yeah, sorry. We'll go over here. Then at certain points, yeah, we're going to need to move into the bar. Just smoking in the bar. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll get up. Yeah, we'll go. Yeah, going to need you outside the restaurant. This all of course about four months, by the way. We're going to need you outside. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, we'll be out front here. Kind of take it down the street a little bit. I'm going to clear this area about 20 foot thing there. Go to the beach. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you could go to the park. Go to the park or the beach and have a shelf smoke. Okay. Yeah. We're going to need you to not be smoking on the beach. You have kids? Yeah. Well, you live in an apartment? I need you to not be smoking. It's like we went from guys to smoking three or four cigarettes at a time on talk shows, pilots, airplane pilots, just three, four cigarettes a time too. Can't smoke on the beach with a 40-mile offshore breeze coming in, right? NRA? See? They're smart.

19:25🔗 Drew You can have your banana clips.

19:26🔗 Adam We're going to make these cop-killing Teflon, hollow-point bullets, legal. Justin, just in the 40-round banana clips. Oh, no.

19:38🔗 Drew Next thing, slippery slope.

19:39🔗 Adam We're going to have to talk. Not so fast. Been arguing about it. You argue about it for 30 years, and maybe they finally give it up, and then it's like, okay, the grenade launcher attachment on the M16. Oh, oh, slow down. See? Yeah. Smokers should have done that. They should have said, smokers, hey, look, we're going to need you guys to move to this part of the restaurant. Oh, wait a minute now. Slow down. They could have still been arguing about that 20 years later.

20:05🔗 Drew Absolutely right.

20:05🔗 Adam Nope. Pow. Now, they're off the beach. Pretty soon, they're not going to be able to light them. They're just going to have to eat the cigarette. Hey, hey, is there any smoke? No, no, no. No, I'm just, I'm eating. Officer, I'm just eating a cigarette. You're sure you're eating it? Because I smell something. I farted. I just lit a match. But I haven't been. Okay, let me see. I'll just stick your tongue out. I see tobacco and some filter on there. Okay. I just keep eating those cigarettes. All right. You brothers? Yeah. You eat the menthols.

20:32🔗 Drew Yeah. Here we go. Here's Sean 25. Sean. Hey, Sean. Hey, what's up, Sean?

20:40🔗 Caller Hey, I'm here. That Craigslist, man. That thing works.

20:44🔗 Adam What works?

20:45🔗 Drew Are you gay?

20:46🔗 Caller Craigslist.

20:47🔗 Adam Oh, Craigslist. Yeah.

20:49🔗 Caller Hey, that thing is proven to work.

20:51🔗 Drew What happened? Tell us the story.

20:53🔗 Caller It always happens. I've met maybe 15, 20 people off that Craigslist. So it's just not a thing just to get people to look through it.

21:03🔗 Drew That thing works.

21:03🔗 Caller You can really find people on there that, you know, are...

21:05🔗 Adam When you say people, you mean gay guys or trannies?

21:10🔗 Caller I mean women only.

21:11🔗 Adam Just trannies, then?

21:13🔗 Caller Women and couples.

21:14🔗 Drew Couples? You met with a couple?

21:18🔗 Adam Trannies and beards.

21:19🔗 Caller Maybe six or seven different couples.

21:20🔗 Drew Six or seven?

21:21🔗 Caller Six or seven couples?

21:22🔗 Adam And what happened? What did you do?

21:24🔗 Caller It's just hooking up with them.

21:27🔗 Drew What do you mean?

21:28🔗 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

21:29🔗 Drew Tell us a story specifically. What happened?

21:32🔗 Caller I've met two marries.

21:34🔗 Drew Give us, forget, don't give me the numbers. Give me a story. Tell me one story.

21:38🔗 Caller Tell you one story. I've met a couple off there. We met at a coffee shop. The lady liked it. The guy was cool with it. Went home and three some from there.

21:47🔗 Drew To his, their house?

21:48🔗 Caller Their house.

21:49🔗 Drew Were they married?

21:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:51🔗 Drew What was, did he want to watch you doing some with his wife or what was the whole deal?

21:55🔗 Caller He wanted to watch and join.

21:57🔗 Drew So he wanted to have sex with you?

21:59🔗 Caller No, not with me. He was totally straight.

22:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, let me tell you something. I've seen enough three-way porn movies.

22:06🔗 Drew Halfmo.

22:07🔗 Adam No. Not the homo, halfmo thing. No. Even if the guy's straight, best case scenario, you got some ballsack like banging against your shoulder or something while you're doing something.

22:19🔗 Drew That's the best case.

22:19🔗 Adam Let me give you the worst case when it's finishing time.

22:22🔗 Drew Teabag.

22:25🔗 Adam Let me explain something. Eurethra, it ain't rifle. There's no rifling in the Eurethra. You know what I'm saying? Stuff goes crazy places. You know what I mean? And it's like, oh, and then, you know.

22:40🔗 Drew Oh, sorry, dude.

22:41🔗 Adam Next thing you know. You're right. They're in a wet nap big enough to clean that mess up.

22:45🔗 Drew Well, that's because your soul has to be cleaned up.

22:47🔗 Adam Plus, it's weird, too, like, here's what I would think. Like, I would be freaking out. Like, so if the guy did the, hey, you want to bang?

22:56🔗 Drew The multiple levels there.

22:58🔗 Adam You want to bang my old lady? You want to bang the old lady? I would be scared halfway into it the guy would freak on me and hit me with a lamp.

23:05🔗 Drew Shoot him, absolutely.

23:06🔗 Adam Like, just change his mind? Or he's just, he has a personality disorder?

23:09🔗 Drew Well, just listen, just have feelings they didn't expect.

23:11🔗 Adam Yeah, and just decide you need to die.

23:14🔗 Drew Wait, let's talk to him again. Who is he? Sean? Yeah. Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have relationships? No. You just have sex with random people?

23:24🔗 Caller I'm just, hey, it's safe and the people are on there and they're cool with it. I'm cool with it too. You can meet people on there too. It's not only couples.

23:31🔗 Drew What do you do for a living?

23:33🔗 Caller I work at a retail store.

23:35🔗 Drew Do you do drugs or alcohol?

23:37🔗 Caller Nothing like that. I drink socially.

23:39🔗 Adam Sure. What does this chick look like? The couple chick?

23:44🔗 Caller You see, the only response are the ones with pictures.

23:47🔗 Adam Uh-huh.

23:48🔗 Caller No picture, no response. So if you're a good looking guy and you got a picture and you send it to them, you're more likely to get a response.

23:54🔗 Adam Uh-huh.

23:55🔗 Caller So it's a couple or singles.

23:58🔗 Adam He asked me a question, Andrew.

24:00🔗 Drew So what'd the girl look like in this couple?

24:03🔗 Caller You gotta provide a picture.

24:06🔗 Adam Yeah. But the hotter you are, the more you get light.

24:12🔗 Drew Got it. You're gonna write that down.

24:15🔗 Adam That's a bad sign.

24:17🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, let's ask it again.

24:18🔗 Adam All right. Sean, what'd she look like?

24:22🔗 Caller Five-seven, one-eighteen, brown hair, brown eyes.

24:29🔗 Adam All right.

24:30🔗 All right.

24:30🔗 Adam Well, it's working for you.

24:32🔗 It's working.

24:33🔗 Caller It's working for a lot of people that I know.

24:35🔗 Adam All right. But it seems like, all right, I'm going to revise my gay-only statement and say, weird couple thing. It's a weird three-way couple thing.

24:45🔗 Drew Weird couple with willing hypomanic males.

24:48🔗 Adam Yeah. But weird couple thing.

24:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

24:50🔗 Adam Because I don't think you're just going to see hot single chicks cruising it.

24:54🔗 Drew No.

24:54🔗 Adam You will see the guy who's got a little star 80 action going on his old lady. Drew never knows what I'm talking about, star 80? Dorothy Stratton, the playmate.

25:07🔗 Drew Got it.

25:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:08🔗 Drew Did he make her do weird stuff or was he?

25:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:10🔗 Drew I mean, I know he killed her.

25:11🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, oh, yeah. No, no.

25:14🔗 Drew He made her do weird stuff?

25:15🔗 Adam Yeah. No, I just mean controlling, domineering.

25:19🔗 Drew Also, it's also the girl that is actually a lesbian who wants to try something out, the girl who wants to sabotage. These are all her loveline callers. We got lots of those. Let's take a break.

25:29🔗 Adam Chris, you got to get on it.

25:31🔗 Drew Craigslist. Why don't you cook up with somebody now and then go out and meet them out in front of the studio?

25:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:36🔗 Drew See who shows up.

25:37🔗 Adam Right.

25:38🔗 Drew Okay. It's an experiment.

25:39🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be Papa Roach in here tomorrow night, by the way. We'll be right back after this. Loveline.

25:49🔗 Okay.

25:50🔗 Wait.

25:51🔗 My hair.

25:53🔗 Adam We'll be right back. Yeah, whoo, hell yeah, get it on. Oh yeah, to get it on. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-L-V-E-1-9-1-er. Papa Roach in here tomorrow night, the band that Loogies.

26:22🔗 Drew I mean, wasn't that wild, right?

26:23🔗 Adam No, wasn't wild, but I mean, it was rock and roll.

26:26🔗 Drew It was rock and roll, but they were taking swings of water and hocking, and then using the water as sort of a propellant.

26:34🔗 Adam Oh, really? Is that what happened?

26:35🔗 Drew What I saw was sort of like a ha with the water and the Loo going.

26:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

26:39🔗 Drew It was good.

26:40🔗 Adam I've said it many times, rather be urinated on than loogied on.

26:43🔗 Drew Yeah, Loo and Speudum are my two least favorite.

26:46🔗 Adam Well, Speudum and Loo ain't much different, are they?

26:49🔗 Drew No, similar stuff. Yeah, Speudum is big hunks of Loo. But it's more whiter. It's a little purer.

26:56🔗 Adam Oh, really?

26:56🔗 Drew But it's a little bigger.

26:58🔗 Adam Comes from deeper in the earth? Comes from a lot? Where does the Loo come from?

27:02🔗 Drew Sinuses.

27:03🔗 Adam Oh, really?

27:03🔗 Drew So it's a little more bacterial up here.

27:05🔗 Adam So one's a sinus, the other's a lung. But then you're hawking both of them, aren't you? I mean, you're...

27:13🔗 Drew No, no, the Speudum is...

27:16🔗 Adam Ah, nice. Yeah, I don't have any Loo in me. I'm a spitter.

27:21🔗 Drew Which is shocking with that nasally drone.

27:23🔗 Adam I just get phoned.

27:23🔗 Drew You're thinking of lots of Loo.

27:25🔗 Adam Yeah, I sound like a formidable Loo gear.

27:28🔗 Drew Like a Loo factory of some sort.

27:30🔗 Adam Yeah, but I get nothing.

27:32🔗 Drew It's sort of bogus, right? I mean, you've got all the Loo sound, all the misery of a Loo producer and none of the benefit.

27:38🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm like a plywood facade on a Western set. Nothing there, nothing behind it. Just a few one by three kickers holding me up. Yeah, that's basically my life.

27:50🔗 Drew Yeah?

27:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:52🔗 Drew It's heavy, man.

27:52🔗 Adam It is, man.

27:54🔗 Drew Sexual crime, no. Violent crime, not a sexual crime.

27:57🔗 Adam That's right. Plywood facade.

27:59🔗 Drew Got it.

27:59🔗 Adam Couple of one by three kickers. Big win, take me right down. No general store, no saloon. Just nothing.

28:06🔗 Drew One by three kickers.

28:08🔗 Adam Lisa?

28:08🔗 Caller Yes?

28:09🔗 Adam You're 32?

28:10🔗 Caller I am, good evening.

28:12🔗 Adam Good evening.

28:13🔗 How are you?

28:14🔗 Adam I'm good.

28:15🔗 Drew I'm good, what's happening?

28:16🔗 Caller How's it going? Well, I called in because you've been talking about Craigslist tonight. I am a San Francisco dweller who has used Craigslist for all kinds of things, including going on dates. I'm not a 400-pounder and I'm not 5'1.

28:29🔗 Drew Yeah, but you're not meeting people on the street and going to have sex with them, are you? You're fat.

28:33🔗 Caller Well, no, although we've definitely, a few girlfriends of mine and I will put out an ad in an evening and say, anybody want to go get drinks? The first couple of guys that answer, we meet up with them at a bar and hang out for an evening. It's led to dates and things.

28:46🔗 Drew Have you ever met any really interesting people that way?

28:48🔗 Caller Actually, a lot of interesting people. There's some really nice people. I haven't kept them, but.

28:53🔗 Drew I haven't kept them. In other words, I haven't dated them. You kept them in the closet, sort of stuff in there, catalog them.

29:00🔗 Adam No. First off, it's that catch 22 thing, which is, oh no, a lot of provocative, interesting, articulate people. You had a second date with them?

29:08🔗 Drew No.

29:10🔗 Adam Well, if they're so interesting, why not a second date?

29:13🔗 Drew Think about it. One of the things that the internet doesn't allow is for attraction to figure into the initial meaning. You know, it's pure random act.

29:21🔗 Adam Well, they're showing pictures.

29:23🔗 Drew Yeah, but you know, you and I know a lot about what attraction is. And attraction, if people don't have the right craziness in the mix.

29:30🔗 Adam Yeah, but if someone's good looking, that'll work.

29:33🔗 Drew For the guy. There's a girl we're talking about.

29:36🔗 Adam Lisa?

29:37🔗 Caller Yeah, wait, I'm hearing a lot of static. There you go.

29:40🔗 Drew Are you with me? Yeah.

29:42🔗 Caller We have gotten some interesting pictures, though, guys sending pictures of their penises and things like that.

29:47🔗 Drew What is that? I went on Craigslist tonight, and every male picture that was posted was of the Schvanz. What is that, like, hey, look at me? It's like exhibitionism.

29:58🔗 Caller I will say there's some pictures that are pretty good. You have to look at them, but I'm not generally going to meet up with those people.

30:04🔗 Drew You have to look at them. I recoiled myself.

30:07🔗 Adam So what is...

30:08🔗 Caller Some of them were attractive.

30:10🔗 Drew Attractive?

30:10🔗 Caller Attractive, yes.

30:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:12🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait, excuse me. Those words don't usually go together.

30:15🔗 Adam Attractive penis is fine. It's the scrotum that's not good looking.

30:18🔗 Caller Straight women who like the penis.

30:20🔗 Adam No, look, Drew's being an idiot.

30:22🔗 Drew No, no, Ed, I'm interested. You think penises are attractive?

30:24🔗 Caller There are some men who have the most, yeah, absolutely.

30:28🔗 Drew What does that mean?

30:29🔗 Caller What does that mean?

30:30🔗 Adam Hold on, listen, I'm not going to sit here and be a part of your charade. What does it mean? Why doesn't it stop at that?

30:39🔗 Drew No, what does that mean? What is she talking about?

30:40🔗 Adam Who cares? Some guys have a nice-looking coronal flare and other guys don't. I happen to have a nice-looking penis.

30:46🔗 Drew You do not.

30:47🔗 Adam It's beautiful.

30:49🔗 Drew It's pristine.

30:50🔗 Adam It's not beautiful. It's nicely proportioned. It smells of lilac.

30:56🔗 Drew And paper mush and talc.

30:58🔗 Adam Please, Lisa, look.

31:01🔗 Caller There's the rainy penis. There's the hairy penis. There's the two cents for the top. You know, there's some. It's just so nice.

31:06🔗 Adam There's the ones with the weird scar circle going around them.

31:09🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah. Which, you know, a lot of guys seem to have, but some of it's more pronounced. But you know what I mean?

31:14🔗 Drew So it's like everything else.

31:16🔗 Caller Right.

31:16🔗 Drew It's everything else in humans. It's symmetry is a big deal.

31:19🔗 Caller Exactly.

31:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:21🔗 Caller Excuse me.

31:23🔗 Drew I didn't know. I didn't know.

31:26🔗 Adam You couldn't tell the difference between a good-looking penis and is there such a good-looking vagina? Yes. How dare you?

31:33🔗 Drew Well, it's the ones that kind of weird-looking, but it's not.

31:35🔗 Adam They're ones that go south. Yes.

31:37🔗 Caller Yes.

31:37🔗 Adam But that doesn't mean there's a business out of repairing those need that have extra stuff coming out. There's a laundry list of things that can go wrong with the vagina. Lisa.

31:50🔗 Caller Yes.

31:51🔗 Adam Am I right?

31:52🔗 Caller I personally think my vagina is looking pretty good, but I'm sure that that's true.

31:56🔗 Adam Right. All right. Now, what do you do for a living?

31:58🔗 Caller I'm an attorney.

32:01🔗 Adam Something's wrong here. What's creepy? What's going on?

32:04🔗 Caller Just because I'm the attorney, something's wrong.

32:06🔗 Adam Twice divorced. What went on? What happened?

32:10🔗 Caller With what?

32:11🔗 Adam Do you have kids? Divorced?

32:12🔗 Caller I don't have kids. I was briefly married. I am divorced, but I'm in a long-term fantastic relationship.

32:19🔗 Drew And meeting guys randomly?

32:21🔗 Caller No, no, no. I did that when I was single.

32:24🔗 Drew How long have you been in this relationship?

32:26🔗 Caller Just almost a year, but I've known him more than 10 years.

32:30🔗 Adam You didn't even meet him on Craigslist?

32:32🔗 Caller No, no, through friends. Which seems to be the best way, really. I mean, Craigslist is great, but I think the introduction part is much better.

32:40🔗 Drew All right. Are you planning to have a family, that kind of thing? Is that something in your future or no?

32:45🔗 Caller I'd love to do that. Absolutely. And I think he does too.

32:48🔗 Caller All right. All right.

32:49🔗 Adam I'm getting bored now. But listen, so evidently, people want to hook up. It's not as seedy as... Maybe the internet has evolved. Maybe it's changed.

33:00🔗 Drew You and I are just old farts.

33:02🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing. We look at... I mean, I think you and me, because I don't know how to work on a computer, always looked at internet as sort of dating, as sort of tantamount to male order bride and worse.

33:16🔗 Drew Sort of jaundiced of you of that. Yeah.

33:18🔗 Adam Yeah. But okay. And maybe that was true at the beginning. But there were a lot of things that you didn't want to do over the internet, like for instance, shopping over the internet was, there's a lot of trouble with that eight years ago or ten years ago. Now it's commonplace. They've worked out the bug.

33:33🔗 Drew Right.

33:33🔗 Adam Right.

33:33🔗 Right. Right.

33:34🔗 Adam Now, if everyone's going to use the internet for shopping, for communicating, then eventually, what is going to be so, they'll come a day, I predict, Drew, when people will look down on those who met at a bar.

33:49🔗 Drew Right. Right. It could be.

33:51🔗 Adam Oh, you're drunk, you're at some place, you're obviously looking to hook up here, we got to know each other.

33:56🔗 Drew No, you're right. It could be.

33:57🔗 Adam All right. I've turned the corner. I'm going to get on this Craigslist, see what's going on. All right. What are we doing, Drew?

34:05🔗 Drew One more Craigslist.

34:06🔗 Adam Really?

34:06🔗 Drew Look at those two bunch of them.

34:08🔗 All right.

34:09🔗 Adam Does that we want to do all night?

34:10🔗 Drew Let's ask him one more of this. Come on, guy.

34:12🔗 Adam Because ultimately, we have to ask ourselves this question. What does it have to do with me?

34:18🔗 Drew Yeah, that's tough for you. I know.

34:19🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

34:20🔗 Drew But this guy works for Craigslist, just check it out.

34:23🔗 Adam Jeremy?

34:25🔗 How's it going, guys?

34:26🔗 Adam You're 30. What's up?

34:28🔗 Caller First, I want to thank you real quick for coming up to the Bay Area to Stanford. That was real cool.

34:32🔗 Caller And I hope to see you guys up there again.

34:34🔗 Drew Anytime. We love going up there.

34:36🔗 Adam Thanks for coming.

34:37🔗 Drew We love going up there. We come up there anytime. It's so easy.

34:40🔗 Caller Well, you're invited. And what you said about Nerdsville at Stanford, I'd say more like Snopsville.

34:48🔗 Adam Oh, really?

34:49🔗 Caller Yeah. I think there were people who were too shy to raise their hand because they were all on the snob. And then there were, you know, your fans. So.

34:58🔗 Adam Well, what's up?

34:59🔗 Caller But I can't look. Well, everything that's been said about Craigslist is true. However, that's not its initial mission. It's more like, does the term free weekly make any sense?

35:14🔗 Drew It looks like it's true. That's yeah. I understand.

35:18🔗 Caller Yeah. And it just happens to have, you know, this. It's not what you guys are doing tonight. Although I love you guys. It's probably going to be any, if it creates any publicity, it's going to be for the, was it the personals? That's what you're talking about. Right.

35:36🔗 Adam Well, there's, there's, there's other facets.

35:38🔗 Drew You can find apartments for rent and that kind of thing.

35:40🔗 Caller Absolutely. And it's really valuable for that. So that's how, I believe that's how it got off the ground.

35:46🔗 Drew So it's more of a, it's more of a, almost a Yellow Pages kind of thing. It's a lot of stuff. Right, right. All right. Thanks, Jeremy.

35:52🔗 Adam Thanks, Jeremy. I'm here. I mean, look, here's the, here's the deal. That's like everything eventually turns to porn and sex.

36:01🔗 Drew Well, new technologies, that's where they go first.

36:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:05🔗 Drew As you said, it's either lighting, you know, it's farting or sex.

36:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Is that what I say?

36:11🔗 Drew Well, I remember you guys did the, you guys, you and Jimmy did chimpanzee theater about inventions through time.

36:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:17🔗 Drew And, you know, they discovered the phone. Of course, the first thing that Watson does is fart into it. Right.

36:23🔗 Adam Right. Well, that's true. That's very true. It's true today as it was, Jesus, seven years ago. Let's speak to Donald. Cervical cancer, if he's uncircumcised. Find me a chick. The dangers of using shrooms. Yeah, shrooms. Ashley. Yeah. You want to try mushrooms? Yeah.

36:46🔗 Drew She's done it a bunch of times.

36:48🔗 Adam You've done it?

36:50🔗 Caller Hello?

36:51🔗 Drew We're here. Turn off your radio.

36:55🔗 Caller My radio is off.

36:57🔗 Drew Okay.

36:58🔗 Adam What are you listening to?

36:59🔗 Caller I'm not listening to anything at all. It's completely silent.

37:02🔗 Drew All right. Good.

37:03🔗 Adam All right.

37:03🔗 Drew So you've done mushrooms a couple of times, right?

37:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:06🔗 Caller I've done them like five to six times in like the last year and a half.

37:09🔗 Drew What's your question?

37:11🔗 Caller Are there any permanent effects?

37:13🔗 Drew Probably. Probably. Like what? Well, the stop in well documented yet, frankly. And so I'd love to tell you there's all kinds of horrible things.

37:20🔗 Adam It's hard to be that high and get away free. Well, there's something. You are seriously f'ed up on mushrooms.

37:27🔗 Drew There's something called excitotoxicity, Ashley, that occurs whenever the brain is being driven too hard, let's say. The very chemicals that the brain is using to sort of communicate the cells amongst themselves become free radicals and start tearing the cells apart. So all hallucinogens in my experience are the potential of causing brain damage. How much and how permanent, that's up for debate. Mushrooms, I have actually never seen evidence of severe damage. So I can't tell you that it's definitely happening, but it should be happening based on what I've seen from other hallucinogens.

38:01🔗 Adam People don't seem to take them enough.

38:02🔗 Drew Well, that's the point. That's what I think it is, because people, they kick the crap out of you. People aren't right for a while afterwards.

38:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:09🔗 Drew No one likes eating cow pie particularly, which is basically what they grow in the mushrooms.

38:13🔗 Adam Come on, man. Don't be uptight.

38:15🔗 Drew It eats a cow pie.

38:16🔗 Adam All right. So you sit around and eat lobster, man.

38:19🔗 Drew Dude.

38:19🔗 Adam Dude, that's crawling around on the bottom of the ocean, dude.

38:23🔗 Drew Whatever you can. Hippoflop, cow flops, all good, whatever you're into.

38:26🔗 Adam Yeah. Mushrooms don't taste good. And you know, the other thing is tough, too, with mushrooms. It's kind of hard to regulate, you know? You're not sure exactly how much to take. You know, you don't want to freak out, man.

38:38🔗 Drew You're so uptight, man. You'd freak out right away, I'm sure.

38:40🔗 Adam And listen, don't take them with any lightweights. Like those chicks, you know, they start going nutty halfway into it, and they just start freaking out, and then they bum out, you're high, and then, man, it's tough, you know what I mean? But I tell you, man, I really, I learned some stuff being high on mushrooms.

38:56🔗 Drew You did not, yeah, Lee Presson.

38:58🔗 Adam Well, I did, yeah, I did. No, it opens you up, man.

39:02🔗 Drew What it does is it hyperstimulates a part of the brain called the amygdala. Yeah. So things that should seem sort of background become novel. That's right. Things that are routine become novelty all of a sudden.

39:13🔗 Adam That's right, man.

39:14🔗 Drew Like you've seen them for the first time.

39:15🔗 Adam That's right.

39:16🔗 Drew Or you've seen them from a different perspective.

39:18🔗 Adam That's right, man.

39:18🔗 Drew So the Presson nails.

39:20🔗 Adam Yeah, well, okay, well, let me say this. And thank you, Drew.

39:23🔗 Drew And by the way, when the amygdala comes down on the other side of the high, it goes down low and nothing's interesting.

39:29🔗 Adam That's right, man.

39:30🔗 Drew And you feel bummed.

39:31🔗 Adam Yeah, except for me. I'm interested in everything.

39:34🔗 Drew All right, so Lee Presson.

39:35🔗 Adam As long as it's coming out of my mouth, you know what I'm saying, Pop?

39:38🔗 Drew Your interest is still coming out of your ass, too.

39:39🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying, Daddy-O?

39:40🔗 Drew Come on, Lee Presson.

39:42🔗 Adam All right, so look, here's the thing. Okay, let me just start from the start. You live in a backward society. We all do. There's crazy stuff. I mean, look, there's there's devoutly religious people strapping dynamite to themselves and blowing up other devoutly religious people in the name of their religion. There are people, they're big, huge monster trucks mashing smaller parked cars in crowds and stadiums cheering. There's guys can smash your head with folding chairs and micro underpants and crowds going insane. There's lots of weird, weird stuff. There's boob jobs. That's weird. Now, here's all the thing is you have to live in the middle of this F'd up fruit salad known as life and you have to tune stuff out. Otherwise, you just go nuts. You start hearing these stories of the guy who dressed up as a clown, lured nine-year-old to his house, sodomized him, buried him under the house, and you would freak out with each and every story. So you have to start tuning things out. When you get high on mushrooms, you don't screen out that stuff anymore and you just stare at it and you see the commercial where the lady has the long red plastic stick-on nails and she's sticking them to the ends of her fingers to make her claws look bloody and this is going to track the male species and you go, freak out, freak out.

41:03🔗 Drew Well, I understand. You mean so the female of the human homo sapien takes red plastic spears and glues them to the tips of the fingers because the male finds that more appealing?

41:14🔗 Adam Freak out.

41:16🔗 Drew Makes them have tumescence of their genital organs.

41:20🔗 Adam Freak out.

41:21🔗 Drew Because there's red plastic on the tips of their fingers.

41:23🔗 Adam Freak out. And what's the red?

41:25🔗 Is that blood?

41:26🔗 Adam Is that blood from something they slaughtered or is that blood that's rushing through them? The point is, don't get high on mushrooms unless you're prepared to take a good look around and then freak out. And look, Drew hates it, he doesn't like it, he's against it. All that kind of stuff. But I'm telling you, it opens you up.

41:44🔗 Drew But listen, here's the deal, why would I hate it?

41:47🔗 Adam You're uptight, you're the man.

41:48🔗 Drew No, listen, if it just gave people an insight into life, I'd be all about it.

41:52🔗 Adam That's right.

41:53🔗 Drew I get to see the people a few years later when the brain damage manifests.

41:56🔗 Adam I took mushrooms once. Yeah. All right, freak out. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

42:03🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

42:06🔗 Loveline, we'll be right back.

42:08🔗 Caller The one and only, Live 105.

42:18🔗 Adam Get it on, gotta get on, not uptight. So you know it's time to get it on, freak out.

42:23🔗 Drew You're not uptight?

42:24🔗 Adam Get it on. It's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Papa Roach in here tomorrow night.

42:32🔗 Drew That's professional right there.

42:33🔗 Adam Drew, it's very interesting that you coughed as I was about to pick up this thing that tells you to cover your goddamn mouth when you cough. Now look, you can.

42:44🔗 Drew It says tapace la boca al tosé.

42:47🔗 Adam Yeah, that means it's time to move to Canada in Spanish. That's what that means to me.

42:52🔗 Drew Prounounce that.

42:53🔗 Dude, I got a C in Spanish, so I don't know.

42:55🔗 Drew Dude.

42:56🔗 Adam No, he meant a yes in Spanish. He was that confused. Cover your cough. And listen, let me explain a couple of things that people come up with these horrible like alliterations or the campaigns. Campaigns like dare to keep. It's got to be good. Otherwise, forget it. Cover your cough. That's a four. You know, I don't need to start with the same letter. They're fine. Anyway, shows a picture of a guy coughing, holding a handkerchief in front of his mouth. Now, I said to Drew, who ironically, as a doctor, likes to cough and sneeze all over the place.

43:39🔗 Drew Not sneeze.

43:39🔗 Adam Nary a hand in his face. Good for business. Yeah, good for business. That's right. I've seen him actually clasp his fingers, interlock his fingers behind his head like he's doing a sit-up when he coughs, just so there's nothing free that could possibly get in front of his mouth. And as I was about to bring this up, Drew was coughing once again, unobstructed by the hand. Now, what about that, Drew?

44:08🔗 Drew That you have to be, well, there's not a lot of things that are airborne.

44:12🔗 Adam Not, no, they're not.

44:13🔗 Drew There aren't.

44:14🔗 Adam No. All right.

44:15🔗 Drew And chlamydia.

44:16🔗 Adam What about this thing here?

44:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:18🔗 Adam It's telling you not to. You got to wash your hands.

44:21🔗 Drew Wash your hands for sure. And you don't want to cough on somebody. But in terms of coughing away from somebody creating a particular thing that could be airborne, if you don't, only a certain illness is going to try. Even TB.

44:33🔗 Adam How about going to, how about putting your hand in front of your puss on the off chance a piece of corn comes flying out?

44:40🔗 Drew Then, now my hand's infected.

44:41🔗 Adam Now, now you wipe it on your thigh and we move forward. And Drew, I read something in USA Today, well, I don't read, but I saw a picture in USA Today, which is why it's my favorite newspaper saying that the amount of people that wash their hands ten times a day and then under ten times or under five times. The lion's share of the people in this country claim to wash their hands more than ten times a day.

45:10🔗 Drew That's weird.

45:11🔗 Adam Now, when I say lion's share, it was 37 percent, but by the time you whacked up all the other, less than five times, three times, I don't know and everything, the four percent, it's overwhelmingly the most. And I thought to myself, what is it? Like yeah, people have OCD, is this like a Howard Hughes thing? Ten times a day?

45:32🔗 Drew I think most people do five. You do it in the morning, you do it at night, middle of the day, bathroom.

45:37🔗 Adam With soap, do you soap it up? No.

45:39🔗 Drew I think four or five times a day.

45:41🔗 Adam I don't even have soap in my bathroom.

45:42🔗 Drew Well, I try to do it between patients, but I do it a lot.

45:45🔗 Adam But do you soap up in the morning? You use soap?

45:48🔗 Drew I never have a shower in the morning. You know, that's one, and at night I use soap, yeah.

45:53🔗 Adam Never even do it. Yeah.

45:54🔗 Drew I do it 10, 15 times a day.

45:56🔗 Adam Really? With soap?

45:57🔗 Drew But yeah, because I'm out in public all the time. Whenever I go into a public restaurant, which is like, you know, about 8, 10 times a day.

46:03🔗 Adam Yeah. And then there's a drive thrift.

46:07🔗 Caller Every time you're in there, you got to wash your hands.

46:09🔗 Adam All right.

46:09🔗 Drew You don't got to.

46:10🔗 Adam I don't. I never wash my hands. I don't even have shampoo.

46:12🔗 You wash your hands when you first go in and then everything you touch.

46:14🔗 Adam Only time I wash my hand is once in a while. I know this is not going to sound good, but once in a while I go up my ass.

46:21🔗 Drew You go at your ass?

46:22🔗 Adam I go at it.

46:22🔗 Drew You ever see like your nose too? Your nose is full of.

46:25🔗 Adam I go up my nose.

46:26🔗 Drew When you're driving, you're like.

46:27🔗 Adam Can't even see my face. Two hands. I got to steer with my knee. So I can go up my nose.

46:31🔗 Drew You're probably going at yourself.

46:33🔗 Adam I go up my ass like, you know, once in a while, dog at some, a dog goes at itself. Like, you're making that noise. Once I go up my ass. You know what the sad part is? Then someone will come in and go, Oh, who farted? And I'll be like, oh yeah. Yeah, that's what. Yeah. No, no, no. It's the only time you really jump on the fart. Like, oh yeah, no, no, that was me. Yeah, I farted. That's right. Fart. Fart. That's right.

46:56🔗 Yeah.

46:58🔗 Adam You know, sitting on my face or my mouth. All right. I will wash my hands then. OK, here we go. Let's shake on it.

47:06🔗 Drew No, I don't want to touch your hand.

47:08🔗 Adam All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

47:12🔗 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal.

47:14🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:17🔗 One call is all you need to make.

47:19🔗 Call the Dateline.

47:20🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:25🔗 Caller LOVE-191.

47:49🔗 Adam Hi there, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Who's in here? Papa Roach in here tomorrow night. We saw, well, we saw the meat and potato of their set at the Acoustic Christmas on Sunday night. We were standing six feet from a mountainous wall of speakers and my fillings were floating in my mouth.

48:21🔗 Drew I felt like I was getting chest compressions.

48:22🔗 Adam Yeah, Drew was like, I can't breathe.

48:26🔗 Drew And speaking of meat and potatoes, I nearly got caught with a piece of that.

48:29🔗 Adam A piece of loogie.

48:30🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

48:30🔗 Adam A piece of loogie.

48:31🔗 Drew Yeah, it was good times.

48:32🔗 Adam Yeah, well we'll talk to the band about that. Drew's surprised to find out that I don't own soap.

48:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

48:39🔗 Adam I don't wash my hands.

48:39🔗 Drew That's a commitment.

48:41🔗 Adam I don't wash my hands. I don't, I never did.

48:45🔗 Drew You're sort of a natural man. You're a man in nature.

48:48🔗 Adam Yeah, that's me.

48:49🔗 Drew You produce natural oils. They stay on you. Your natural stink. You scratch your ass. You leave that smell, just go. Just under your nails permanently now.

48:58🔗 Adam Yeah. You want to smell a cuticle?

49:00🔗 Drew No.

49:01🔗 Adam Okay.

49:01🔗 Drew So when you come by, there's no doubting it's you.

49:04🔗 Adam That's right. Yeah, but I don't have any funk.

49:06🔗 Drew And all that hair on your ass has got to be a good...

49:09🔗 Adam You're one with think. One with think. One or even maybe two people, depending on how many people are staring at my ass, would think, you know what I mean? As a matter of fact, here's who would think, however many people staring at my ass. We know one through...

49:23🔗 Drew All of them.

49:23🔗 Adam All would think.

49:24🔗 Drew All would think.

49:25🔗 Adam One or all.

49:26🔗 Drew Would think.

49:27🔗 Adam Them would think. Them would. Are you ready to go?

49:30🔗 Drew Yeah, I was talking to Bill.

49:32🔗 Adam Bill?

49:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:33🔗 Adam You're a swinger?

49:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:35🔗 Adam You're 36?

49:36🔗 Caller Yep.

49:38🔗 Adam What's up?

49:39🔗 Caller You guys were asking for information from the people about the swinging. Why people do it?

49:44🔗 Drew Why do you do it?

49:45🔗 Adam Why do you do it?

49:46🔗 Caller I guess probably the underlying issue as far as why we do it. Initially, most people are probably voyeurs, or at least most people in the swinging lifestyle are voyeurs to some extent. Are able to separate sex from being procreational, for recreational.

50:03🔗 Drew No, that's a bunch of BS.

50:04🔗 Adam Drew's not able to do that. Drew, if that were true, Drew would have four million kids. He's such a passionate man.

50:11🔗 Drew I would have four million kids.

50:12🔗 Adam With 2,700 women.

50:14🔗 Drew In fact, for most men, the whole reproductive aspect of sex is an inconvenience. For most men, they're not generally thinking about reproducing when they're interested in sex.

50:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:24🔗 Caller Well, neither does it have to be contained within a marriage either.

50:28🔗 Adam That's right.

50:30🔗 Drew Well, I'll tell you, my experience is...

50:31🔗 Caller Not everybody is uncomfortable watching somebody and quite a few people find it.

50:38🔗 Adam I know.

50:39🔗 Caller To see their spouse.

50:41🔗 Adam Yeah. No, there's no doubt it's a turn-on.

50:45🔗 Drew Seeing your spouse with other people, that's what the turn-on?

50:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:48🔗 Caller It is for us and many people, sure.

50:50🔗 Adam Yeah, it is. So, you know, heroin and so is that.

50:55🔗 Caller I'm going to grin on somebody's face and seeing them having a good time.

50:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:59🔗 Drew No, no, but Bill.

50:59🔗 Adam No, no, you're people-pleaser.

51:02🔗 Drew That's the point. Is it heroin, cocaine, all that puts a nice smile on people too. It doesn't mean it's healthy.

51:09🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing. I can identify.

51:12🔗 Drew Well, here's what I want you to do. Don't throw it under the umbrella of well, you're just too uptight. No, no, no. That's not us. We're not uptight. Not uptight. So we're just interested in what motivates people, what motivates them to need to do this. And why isn't everybody interested in doing that? And why is it in my life, the only people I know that do this are alcoholic addicts and they do it like crazy and they find great, great satisfaction in it. But it's usually part of their disease. And or under sex addicts.

51:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:38🔗 Caller All right. So at this point, no drugs or other addictions. If you want to call sex and addiction, I guess at some point you could certainly could. But hold on.

51:48🔗 Adam Hold on one second. Let me talk some sense into my partner.

51:52🔗 Drew Sure. First off, I'm not saying everybody is.

51:54🔗 Adam I'm saying he has that sort of nerdy contained affect that all these guys do.

51:59🔗 Drew All these guys?

52:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Oftentimes, they're smart guys who are able. They're sort of there. They're smart guys who are able to talk around. There's a part of them that realizes it's not a great thing to do with your wife. They're smart enough to be able to talk around that part. They figure if they can talk you into it or convert you into it or explain there's enough other people that think like they think that it's going to somehow make that little part of them that realizes it's F'd up go away. By the way, this is all people do in all forms of life. They take their retarded religious belief that they don't really believe, and then they try to get you to believe it to help them believe it. People do that with stuff that is good and they do it with stuff that's bad. You know what I mean? Religion is like, oh, it's a good thing. I wish I believed it. I believe it's 70%. I'm going to believe it 80% if you believe it too, and then we can get together and both sort of blow smoke up each other's collective Tokai. This is a thing that I think feels bad, but if we can get together with enough like-minded people...

53:14🔗 Drew I don't feel the shame if everybody else supports it, which is fine.

53:17🔗 Adam Now here's the thing. You don't really have the voyeur thing, and you don't have the denigration thing.

53:25🔗 Drew Me?

53:25🔗 Adam No, yeah, you.

53:26🔗 Drew Well, what do you mean by voyeur thing? Pornography is just voyeur, isn't it, right? Watching pornography? So everybody has that?

53:33🔗 Adam Well, it's, it's, it's.

53:35🔗 Drew All men have that anyway.

53:36🔗 Adam It's the voyeuristic thing is sort of connected to the degrading thing. Oh. It's a little bit of not only my watching, but I'm watching you being sort of compromised. You see what I'm saying? And that's a turn on.

53:51🔗 Drew Zero.

53:52🔗 Adam Zero for Drew.

53:53🔗 Drew I got a zero on that one.

53:55🔗 Adam A zero.

53:55🔗 Drew Does that mean that I'm sick or they're sick?

53:57🔗 Adam Something's wrong with you.

53:58🔗 Drew Probably.

53:58🔗 Adam You understand? What's wrong with adults, healthy adults, enjoying a beautiful sexual act? He's still there.

54:06🔗 Drew Didn't you see the kind of guy also that would be, thinks he should be in charge of everything because he's so smart, but it's not quite, you know, not there. You know what I'm talking about?

54:15🔗 Adam Right.

54:15🔗 Drew That guy.

54:16🔗 Adam Okay. But listen, listen. I know this guy. Here's the point. You have none of that and most people have that. Most guys, I'll give you an example. Most guys get a sort of perverse thrill out of hearing about their women with their ex-partners.

54:36🔗 Drew Like that's like Chinese water torture.

54:39🔗 Adam It's Chinese water torture, but so is a lot of things that are a turn on. There's a sort of love hate sort of walk in a fine line.

54:48🔗 Drew That's where I differ. It's all good. I don't have love hate.

54:53🔗 Adam I know you have love love. You'll love you'll love a hole in someone's name. Yeah. Most guys do that thing where, especially when you're younger, we have more energy. They'll do that thing. We'll see the old boyfriend or the see the guy. They'll go like, yeah, but it's, but it's a voyeuristic sort of now.

55:14🔗 Drew Let me ask you this. Do you think the voyeurism thing? Okay. I get that.

55:17🔗 Adam It's this one. It's this one. You're with him, right? Yeah. I bet you, did you do all the stuff you do with me? I bet you did that and more. Was he, is he big? Is he hung?

55:27🔗 Drew You're denigrating yourself, though.

55:29🔗 Adam I know, but it's like playing with that tooth that hurts. You can't stop flicking it with your tongue.

55:34🔗 Drew Zero.

55:34🔗 Adam So a lot of guys have that.

55:36🔗 Drew Now, do you think voyeurism is also attached to the flip side of voyeurism is exhibitionism?

55:40🔗 Adam No.

55:41🔗 Drew Different.

55:41🔗 Adam Different guy.

55:42🔗 Drew Different guy.

55:43🔗 Adam Different guy. Yeah, it makes sense, but different guy. So the guys who get into that, and I would go so far as to say, 40 or 50, and by the way, it's 70 percent of guys have that when they're 19. The denigration. Maybe 90 percent.

56:02🔗 Drew So they like to denigrate women.

56:04🔗 Adam Well, it's that weird sort of probing thing where they're in the shower and you're looking through their yearbook.

56:11🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's looking to be fucked.

56:14🔗 Adam That's part of it. But it's all part of it. Then you see the guy with the circle around this thing and the heart thing. And it's like, I bet she was with that dude. I bet they got it on. You know what I'm saying? Guys do, and all guys do that at 19.

56:31🔗 Drew Yeah, but how they respond to it is what we're discussing.

56:35🔗 Adam It sort of angers most guys, but it sort of gets their blood going too.

56:39🔗 Drew All right, but that's that vengeance stuff.

56:41🔗 Adam You can identify with that.

56:43🔗 Drew The anger part, yes.

56:44🔗 Adam But it's not pure anger. It's not like I got to find this guy and I got to destroy him. There's a little like, you little slut. You, I bet you were with this guy.

56:52🔗 Drew No, none of that.

56:54🔗 Adam None of that. What's your feelings at 19 when you're looking at this and you see the chick's prom picture?

57:01🔗 Drew I think the self-esteem is, my self-esteem is so low. It was like anger and then shame.

57:07🔗 Adam Okay, but what's the anger?

57:09🔗 Drew The anger is just testosterone. It's like, it's mine. Mine.

57:12🔗 Adam All right, but mine based on, I bet you're with him.

57:15🔗 Drew No, no.

57:16🔗 Adam Oh, well, if they're just buddies, you don't care.

57:19🔗 Drew Oh, at 19, I don't even care about that.

57:21🔗 Adam Well, only because something may have happened.

57:23🔗 Drew Right, even if he were interested in something happened and it didn't, I'd be all about that. But I wouldn't say, I bet you, I wouldn't go there. I would not go to that. I wouldn't have, I thought would have happened.

57:30🔗 Adam You wouldn't, look, when you were 19 and you were thumbing through your old lady's yearbook.

57:34🔗 Drew I would get a very deep, I would get like a toothache, pain and anger.

57:38🔗 Adam Yes, yes, based on the fact that she blew him in a limo.

57:42🔗 Drew I wouldn't think about that though. I couldn't do that.

57:44🔗 Adam You gotta go to that, man. If it's her brother, what if there's a picture of her and her brother?

57:49🔗 Drew I'm all right with that.

57:50🔗 Adam That's a biggie at your heart.

57:53🔗 Drew All right, come on.

57:53🔗 Adam No, if there's a picture of her and your brother, you don't care, cause that's just some dude, but they're related. Then you see the picture of her and her friend and you're like, who's this dude? And it's like, ah, that's Steve. We've known each other, we're neighbors growing up. He's gay now, okay, that's a little less. Then you see the guy that went to the prom with and that's a little bigger pit in the belly. Please.

58:14🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.

58:15🔗 Adam Okay, all right.

58:15🔗 Drew But I didn't then go, you little whatever.

58:18🔗 Adam No, no, but it's sort of based on-

58:20🔗 Drew What I get is I'm gonna lose her to whatever, so some other guy like that.

58:23🔗 Adam Whatever it is, it stirs us, it makes an impactful.

58:28🔗 Drew At that age.

58:28🔗 Adam It's impactful. These guys take that something that most guys have, you have less of it, guys like Bill have more of it, but that sort of natural thing-

58:38🔗 Drew They need to keep massaging it.

58:40🔗 Adam And they sort of take it- Do you want to see what his mom was like?

58:43🔗 Drew What his relationship with his mom was like or something?

58:45🔗 Adam I don't think that's going to tell us anything. Bill?

58:48🔗 Caller Well, hold on. First, Drew, I thought at least from a similar, somewhat of a related period, you may want some answers. I thought you had questions for the lifestyle. I didn't know that you're going to have it be purely entertainment, let Adam just run with it. Maybe I misunderstood what you all were looking for. I thought you wanted just somebody to call and be able to answer some questions. Did you all just have-

59:10🔗 Adam All right, just go. Ask him a question, would you?

59:13🔗 Caller I don't know. Maybe I misunderstood what you all were after.

59:16🔗 Adam No, I didn't want anything. Go ahead, Drew, ask him questions.

59:22🔗 Caller I thought there was a legitimate curiosity about trying to understand-

59:25🔗 Drew Bill, stop being so defensive. Listen, we're just speculating about what the possible motivation is for causing people to do this. What is the motivation then from your perspective?

59:34🔗 Caller From my perspective, purely it's something that as a couple we find pleasurable.

59:38🔗 Drew Yo, that's BS. That's nonsense. So they're all kinds of people saying pleasurable. What do you think the source of that is? Where does that come from? Where is the need to denigrate and to see somebody else that you love with somebody else and that feels good to you? Where does that come from?

59:53🔗 Caller I guess it's the difference of opinion, Drew. We don't-

59:55🔗 Drew No, where does it come from? These things come from somewhere always. I don't care what you do, Bill.

59:59🔗 Adam He doesn't know where it comes from. If he knew where it comes from, he wouldn't do it.

1:00:02🔗 Drew Bill, we don't care what you do. You should enjoy. But the fact is we're interested in people's behavior and why they behave differently in different situations.

1:00:10🔗 Caller We don't think that it's denigrating somebody.

1:00:13🔗 Adam Well, there you go. What do you think the part, why is it a turn on?

1:00:18🔗 Caller Why is it a turn on? Well, I guess it gets back to pornography in general. Why just look at it? Why not be able to watch it?

1:00:26🔗 Drew Why is it a turn on for you and for most people that would be mortifying?

1:00:30🔗 Caller I think it is a turn on for most people in general, just that it is not accepted within the normal.

1:00:34🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're trying to convince yourself that it's not the case. It would be an exceedingly painful experience for me. You're going to have to accept that. That's the way I can accept that you're turned on.

1:00:44🔗 Adam No, that's the thing. It's like Bill works under the retarded notion that the world is just too uptight, he's more evolved, and they're freer than we are.

1:00:52🔗 Drew No, that's not how it works. You have a different motivational system than I do. You experience this differently than I do. For me, it would be a mortifying, painful experience. Why is it a turn on for you?

1:01:03🔗 Caller You guys want to talk to the wife?

1:01:06🔗 Drew No, we're talking to you.

1:01:07🔗 Adam No, we're talking to you.

1:01:10🔗 Drew Bill.

1:01:11🔗 Caller Yes.

1:01:11🔗 Adam You have no, what do you do? Something with computers?

1:01:14🔗 Caller No, I work in behavioral health.

1:01:16🔗 Adam Behavioral health. Wow. That puts some mirrors up in that joint.

1:01:21🔗 Drew Well, that's heavy. But this is what the problem is, Bill, is that these are reenacting boundary violations. And, you know, boundary violations are real serious and common phenomenon in family systems today. And in my world, all I'm doing with people constantly is teaching them to reestablish boundaries and to respect boundaries. And this is, this is a violation of all that.

1:01:43🔗 Adam So you think it's your world where we're just living in it? Is that what it is?

1:01:47🔗 Drew No. All right.

1:01:49🔗 Adam All right, Bill, thanks for sharing that light, Ana. Here's the deal. Although it sounds like we're judging, it's impossible to judge.

1:01:57🔗 Drew Cannot judge.

1:01:57🔗 Adam Can't judge. Impossible. No, we do judge. I judge all the time. That's my favorite thing to do is judge. I judge people by how they dress, how they look, everything. Eye color. I judge everything all the time. Bill didn't do, we would like someone to convince us to go along with this plan.

1:02:15🔗 Drew I'm not convinced, just tell us who are you, why do you do that, how does it work for you? Why is it different? That's all.

1:02:21🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know that they know.

1:02:25🔗 Drew Well, that's not a very evolved way of looking at things.

1:02:28🔗 Adam Well, you don't know what flips your sexual cookie, you just feel compelled to do it. And your job isn't to explore it too greatly because you're gonna have a difficult time stopping it if your sexual cookie is flipped. Do you see what I'm saying?

1:02:46🔗 Drew Are people afraid to look at that?

1:02:47🔗 Adam Well, look at it this way. I like the big cans. You know what I mean? I like a big set of knockers. That's me. Yeah. That's me. I like a decent areola too. Decent. That's me. I also like some nipple play in myself. I have sensitive nipples. That's me. Here's my... You didn't turn on?

1:03:04🔗 Drew No.

1:03:05🔗 Adam Here's my point. I don't want to spend all day thinking about and analyzing why I enjoy a big role.

1:03:13🔗 Drew You know what?

1:03:14🔗 Adam I want to find a picture of a big rack and beat off.

1:03:16🔗 Drew But if I started pushing you...

1:03:17🔗 Adam No, I'm saying go find me a picture.

1:03:19🔗 Drew Right now, like the second Chris, get on it.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Chris, get on the internet.

1:03:21🔗 Drew Have some coffee too.

1:03:22🔗 Adam I got to blow some steam off.

1:03:23🔗 Drew But if I pushed you about a little bit, you'd be willing to go along with a little exploration. You say, maybe it's this, maybe it's that. I don't know.

1:03:30🔗 Adam It would be, but these guys become defensive because they want to continue doing their behavior.

1:03:35🔗 Drew You wouldn't say, you wouldn't go, well, if you weren't so uptight, you'd be into this stuff too. Right. It's, you know, everybody should be into, no.

1:03:44🔗 Adam These guys are all the same guy. They're all up in their head. They're not connected at all to what motivates them.

1:03:51🔗 Drew I get this, this feeling.

1:03:51🔗 Adam And they just rationalize.

1:03:53🔗 Drew By the way.

1:03:53🔗 Adam If it feels good.

1:03:54🔗 Drew I got this distinct feeling from Bill that mama was, was driving this thing.

1:04:00🔗 Adam The old lady?

1:04:01🔗 Yeah.

1:04:02🔗 Adam His wife? Really?

1:04:04🔗 Drew You want to talk to her? She can offer to let us talk to her.

1:04:06🔗 Adam No, I can't talk to guys like Bill. It's too frustrating. Yeah. It's like trying to move, it's like trying to move water from one kiddie pool to the next with a butterfly neck. Just, why do you start getting angry and start pounding on the thing?

1:04:25🔗 He never said I. He said we.

1:04:28🔗 Drew I know. That's why I thought it was one of the reasons that made me think the wife was into it. And then we cornered him when we got him really down to have to address something real. You want to talk to her? That was his response. Talk to her. I don't know. Talk to her.

1:04:40🔗 Adam Look, here's our thing. We don't care what any of you do.

1:04:42🔗 Drew No, I don't care.

1:04:44🔗 Adam But don't pretend like it doesn't come from somewhere.

1:04:47🔗 Drew Right.

1:04:47🔗 Adam And certainly don't pretend like you're just more evolved or freer or more open or more passionate or some of this nonsense. No, you're marginally more effed up.

1:04:59🔗 Drew I won't even go there.

1:05:00🔗 Adam I will. And yeah, you're not doing drugs. You're not doing coke or whatever or booze. Fantastic. By the way, this is, this is your booze. Yes.

1:05:10🔗 Drew Yes. Yes.

1:05:11🔗 Adam Okay. Fine. Donnell.

1:05:16🔗 Hello.

1:05:17🔗 Adam Hello.

1:05:18🔗 Drew Hey, Donnell.

1:05:19🔗 Adam You're 21. What's up?

1:05:21🔗 Caller Hi. I wanted to know if a woman could get cervical cancer or have any other problems due to uncircumcised means.

1:05:33🔗 Drew No. There's nothing about the lack of circumcision that means anything to a woman, except that there's some evidence that men who are uncircumcised may be more prone to the wart virus and thereby increase risk of transmitting the potential cause of cervical cancer to their partners. Yeah. That's a potential thing that you may carry an added risk for, but if you don't have the wart virus, the lack of circumcision itself doesn't mean a damn thing.

1:06:00🔗 Adam Yeah. They just put it this way. It's like somebody broke off a little sponge on the end of your dork and now you carry around a little funk.

1:06:10🔗 Caller What? What?

1:06:11🔗 Drew No, no.

1:06:11🔗 Adam Here's what I'm saying. The uncircumcised penis is, things are able to live there a little longer.

1:06:19🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, bacteria.

1:06:20🔗 Adam And then that's part of the problem. But Donnell, I mean, you're fine. If this was a big problem, the rest of the world.

1:06:27🔗 Drew Yes, we'd be in trouble. We're the only industrialized nation that commonly, routinely does circumcision.

1:06:31🔗 Adam Really? I always hear that, but that's it, huh? What about Canada? Yeah?

1:06:37🔗 Drew Are they industrialized?

1:06:38🔗 Adam I don't know what the hell those people are. I just, they're angry. Everyone's angry. They all hate us. Yeah. Jealous. Are they an industrialized nation? I'm assuming they are. I don't know what they produce.

1:06:51🔗 Drew Well, they're French. So there's probably a lot of forest prepuce up there.

1:06:55🔗 Adam I'd love to find out what percentage of Canadian, because they're either white, they speak English, they're right next door, and they're industrialized.

1:07:01🔗 Drew A lot of French speaking.

1:07:02🔗 Adam A lot, but not more than, not more than 50%, would you say?

1:07:08🔗 Drew Well, when you go to Canada, when you hear the government, when you hear the Prime Minister speak and stuff, you'll talk in Spanish, I mean in Spanish, in French a lot of time.

1:07:15🔗 Adam Really? He's just kissing ass.

1:07:17🔗 Drew Yeah, maybe.

1:07:18🔗 Adam All right, I say under 30% with the French. What do you say?

1:07:26🔗 Drew 40, 50.

1:07:26🔗 Adam Really? And then what about the circumcision?

1:07:30🔗 Drew 40, 50.

1:07:31🔗 Adam Really? All right, why don't you go find out?

1:07:34🔗 Drew We head up there right now?

1:07:35🔗 Adam No, go over to the computer. Come on, quit screwing around.

1:07:40🔗 Yes?

1:07:41🔗 Adam You're 21?

1:07:41🔗 Caller I am 21.

1:07:43🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:07:45🔗 Caller Adam, you are a god?

1:07:47🔗 Adam Yes, this is true.

1:07:49🔗 Caller You are. You are a god. If you ever run for president, you have my vote.

1:07:53🔗 Adam I am on FM radio in a syndicated program known as Loveline.

1:07:59🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, please don't ever let Dr. Bruce come back on and substitute for you.

1:08:04🔗 Drew What happened? I thought he did a good job.

1:08:07🔗 Caller No, he sat there and wasn't helpful at all. He can never be Dr. Drew.

1:08:13🔗 Adam No, he can't. No, only Dr. Drew can be Dr. Drew.

1:08:17🔗 Caller Only Dr. Drew and without Adam, Dr. Drew, I'm sorry, you need Adam.

1:08:22🔗 Adam Oh, man.

1:08:23🔗 Drew Do I ever? Who?

1:08:24🔗 Adam Does he ever? Yeah, Bruce is no Dr. Drew.

1:08:28🔗 Drew Drew is no Dr. Drew without Adam.

1:08:31🔗 Adam This is true. You're going to go to jail, buddy.

1:08:34🔗 Caller Whoa.

1:08:36🔗 Drew I didn't know he came in here from.

1:08:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:39🔗 Adam Well, it's tough because the lampshade kept banging up against the mic. You had your fun.

1:08:45🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:08:46🔗 Adam Now, is that drunk or is that nerd? He's not drunk there. I know, but that's what super nerdy guys sound like.

1:08:54🔗 Caller I'll avoid this behavior in the future.

1:08:58🔗 Drew So, Jeff, you had a question?

1:09:00🔗 Adam Yeah. I was calling all nerds.

1:09:02🔗 Drew What's that, Jeff?

1:09:03🔗 Caller I'm not a nerd.

1:09:04🔗 Drew I'm not.

1:09:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:05🔗 Drew Yeah, sure.

1:09:06🔗 Caller Maybe.

1:09:06🔗 Drew That's a question.

1:09:07🔗 Adam All right.

1:09:07🔗 Caller I was wondering if you guys ever got tired of dealing with the public after all your years of Loveline.

1:09:12🔗 Adam No.

1:09:13🔗 Drew No, amazingly not. The guys like Bill, though, great on you a little bit.

1:09:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:17🔗 Drew And the girls, the hostile women sometimes will be a little trouble. Bothersome. You know what I mean? It just doesn't feel good if you think you feel awful.

1:09:24🔗 Adam Not me.

1:09:25🔗 Drew But I love everyone. Otherwise, no, interestingly not.

1:09:28🔗 Adam You're all my children. But in the way you're like the world's children, like that doesn't mean I'm going to do anything. But you know, producer Ann said to me the other night, we get some time off. You're looking forward to it? And I said, yeah.

1:09:43🔗 Drew Yeah. I miss Sunday Night Show and Monday Night Show. And they came last. I felt like I've been away for like two weeks, three weeks. Yeah, it's weird.

1:09:51🔗 Adam And Drew, I don't know if you know this about me, but I will complain if I don't like doing something.

1:09:57🔗 Yeah.

1:09:58🔗 Adam Have you ever heard me complain before?

1:10:00🔗 Drew Oh no, no, Adam, you complain. No, no, no, no, no.

1:10:03🔗 Adam I don't complain about doing the show.

1:10:05🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

1:10:06🔗 Adam Right, I complain about everything else.

1:10:08🔗 Drew Every effing thing else.

1:10:10🔗 Adam Everything else, everything else.

1:10:12🔗 Drew Everything, your car, people are funny when you're driving.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Never stop complaining. One huge ball of complaint.

1:10:21🔗 Drew Good point. It means something.

1:10:22🔗 Adam It means something. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Dr. Drew is going to go look up some Canadian trivia for us. We'll be right back after this.

1:10:43🔗 Caller This hour of Loveline brought to you by Pajamagram.

1:11:10🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Papa Roach in here tomorrow night there, kiddies. Drew and I just on the World Wide Web. Drew, what did you find out?

1:11:24🔗 Drew Found out about somewhere between about 3 percent of the French Canadians get circumcisions, while around 20-30 percent of the more Britishly oriented types tend to get it. And about 30 percent of Canada is either French or bilingual.

1:11:38🔗 Adam What was the number I gave, Drew?

1:11:40🔗 Drew 30.

1:11:41🔗 Adam There you go.

1:11:41🔗 Drew There you go.

1:11:42🔗 Adam You see...

1:11:43🔗 Drew I don't question you.

1:11:44🔗 Adam No. But based on nothing, that's what the genius is about, Drew.

1:11:49🔗 Caller Yeah, that's it. Never read a book.

1:11:50🔗 Drew That's how you know there's a genius.

1:11:52🔗 Adam That's how I know...

1:11:53🔗 Drew That's how I know you channel things, by the way.

1:11:55🔗 Caller That's what the genius is.

1:11:56🔗 Drew You have some kind of freaking...

1:11:57🔗 Adam Yes, yes...

1:11:58🔗 Drew .attachment to the chi or the...

1:12:00🔗 Adam Thank you...

1:12:01🔗 Drew .the Tao or something.

1:12:02🔗 Adam Thank you. Speaking of thank you, I want to thank engineer Chris for getting me a gift certificate. A Starbucks gift certificate and some cookies which is mom baked for us. Wow.

1:12:14🔗 Drew What's your mom's name? Carol. Carol. Thank you, Carol.

1:12:16🔗 Adam Thank you, Carol. Let me say this about the gift certificates. I was thinking about this. I go on this JAG every year. Yes, Drew.

1:12:22🔗 Drew New law in California. They cannot expire.

1:12:25🔗 Adam I know. It's not that new. It's been around a little bit.

1:12:28🔗 Drew Oh, really?

1:12:29🔗 Adam Yes. Here's the thing, everybody. I believe we can take control of the gift certificates. Like this whole expiration thing. What does that mean if you really think about it? Somebody spends 100 bucks, 200 bucks.

1:12:41🔗 Drew It means like your cash expires. It's like this $100 bill expires after April 15th.

1:12:47🔗 Adam Yeah. Look, let me explain something to everybody. When people hold all the cards, then they start making the rules, and the rules magically seem to benefit them.

1:13:00🔗 Drew That's right.

1:13:00🔗 Adam Here's what it is. You give them 100 bucks, and now they have the 100 bucks. Now it's time to start making the rules. This is going to expire in a year. You can't transfer it. By the way, no change.

1:13:11🔗 Drew By the way, both the card and the paper bill, just symbols. Right.

1:13:18🔗 Adam Of the $100 that your aunt gave them, so you can buy CDs.

1:13:22🔗 Drew In some substantive way.

1:13:24🔗 Adam Yes. I think what we need to do is we need to take back our streets when it comes to these bogus gift certificates. And let me, no, we don't. Because let me say, let me say this. Well, first, no, I want change. Oh, you're my goddamn gift certificate. Let me say that. First off, they shouldn't be looking at gift horse in the mouth, these stores with the gift certificates, because I started thinking about it. Like, if you make over a certain amount a year, it's probably less than 50 percent ever get used to the full extent. Now, you're ultra-cheap, Drew, so you're probably throw the curve off a little bit. But here's what I'm saying. Okay. Tell me if you disagree with me. Remember, this guy knew Canada had a screw them you say, so go ahead.

1:14:05🔗 Drew So why don't you just tell me what it is.

1:14:06🔗 Adam Okay. Zero to $20,000 a year. I say it's like 89 to 90 percent of that gift certificate gets used in one way, shape, or form or another. When you start getting over people that make like 75, 100 grand, 150 grand a year, the thing sits in their desk until it expires. You know what I'm saying? You got some boss that makes some pretty decent coin and you're going to give them a blockbuster thing for 30, 30 bucks at sitting in his desk. It is exactly the same as you going to the store, giving them $30 and saying, no, I want no merchandise in return. I'll just be leaving. Take the $30. That's what happens more often than not. I would bet that as you get over 50 grand or maybe 75 grand, it probably starts getting down to about 50% usage. Now, keep in mind, half the stuff gets thrown out. Half the stuff just gets lost or thrown out. You get a gift certificate in your wallet for 300 bucks, your wallet gets lost, it's gone.

1:15:03🔗 Drew How is it we don't lose paper money, but we lose gift certificates?

1:15:06🔗 Adam You can't. That's the other thing too. They have all these great rules that magically favor them, which is you lose the gift certificate because your wallet gets left in the cab. I'll just go replace the credit card and the gift certificate.

1:15:17🔗 Drew How often do you go to that store too? How often do you go to that store? It's not the store you go to. It's the store the guy that wants his gift to go to.

1:15:22🔗 Adam When you lose something, you never get it, you never get it. 10% probably gets tossed out with the paper wrappings around the Christmas tree or the office party or wherever it is. Then there's this one. You don't know what's on the card. See, they should put a little sticker on there that says like 426-2004-8972. So you know what's on the card. I always just assume, yeah, no, you know what's on the card to start with. But then you go, now if someone just gets you one for $15, well, it's kind of smooth. But hey, no, no, no, it's cool. No, but I'm saying is sometimes there's people who really love you. They get you like 300 bucks.

1:16:01🔗 Drew Yeah, we will get you.

1:16:02🔗 Adam It will get you.

1:16:03🔗 Drew Believe me.

1:16:03🔗 Adam It will get you.

1:16:04🔗 Drew It's too risky. It was a Starbucks card.

1:16:06🔗 Adam It will get used. It will get used to cut a nice line of blow for myself. Then to ski, you know what I mean? Chop it up.

1:16:12🔗 Drew To ski.

1:16:13🔗 Adam Yeah, then I'll pick my D with it and throw it away. But it will get you.

1:16:17🔗 Drew No wonder you go at your nose so much. Adam Jimmy Kimmel or whatever.

1:16:19🔗 Adam It will get you.

1:16:19🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:16:20🔗 Adam Nose candy. Okay, here's my point. You'll get these cards sometimes. They'll have a couple hundred bucks on them. You'll go buy something for 50, 60 bucks. You'll never write it down. A year will go by. You'll be staring at the card. You have no idea what's on it. And you always just think the worst. Like there's $9 on here. I'm not going across town to use this thing again. And it just gets thrown in some drawer. I could make a deck, a playing deck, of just sort of cards that are floating around. No one knows what they're for. I don't know what's on them. You have no idea. And then there's the expiration thing, which they try to pull on you. I like the part. So this must be a crazy windfall for businesses every year. Yeah. All right. Here's what I did. I went to the Barneys in New York. Remember we used to get that? I went sick on those people.

1:17:05🔗 Drew We used to, our producers used to give us a card every year.

1:17:07🔗 Adam Here's what I would like all of you people to do. That part where they don't give change is BS. Here's what you need to do. I suggest this strongly. Whenever someone gives you the policy, their policy, you give them your policy. Now you're at a Mexican standoff for policies. There's nothing better, by the way. They go, I'm sorry sir, but our policy is we don't give change on gift certificates. Wow, that's crazy because you know what my policy is? I always get change on gift certificates. That's my policy.

1:17:39🔗 Drew That's what you did at Barney's.

1:17:40🔗 Adam I was nuts. We got a gift certificate for $1,500. I spent like $1,487 over there and I wanted my $13 change and they said, oh no. And then the other thing is, is then you go out and you find a belt that's $33 and you got to kick another 25 to get yourself over the top. That's the other thing they do. You got to spend to get up to your thing because otherwise no, we don't give change. So I said, look, you got a choice between finding something that's $13 and 39 cents or giving me the 13. Well, we don't give. Well, I don't pay one penny over it. So go find me a belt or some shoelaces or something. Go. Hot to it, Barry. And the guy looked and found nothing. So I said, no, that can get changed. And they said, no. And we stood there for about an hour. I got the general manager on the phone. I don't even care about the money. I just don't act like it's not my money. See, that's what it does. Possession, everybody. Possession. That's why. That's why communism doesn't work. People need to be motivated. You do that thing where you order something, you pay in full and they tell you to be in it about five weeks. They call them in seven and see if they remember what you're talking about. No, it's half now and half on delivery. You need to motivate. Yes. Motivate. Motivate. Semper Fi. All right. Thanks, buddy. Anderson. Thanks, Chris. That button's not working right now.

1:19:07🔗 Drew Sorry. All right.

1:19:08🔗 Adam You ready to rock?

1:19:09🔗 Drew Let's go.

1:19:10🔗 Adam Threesomes?

1:19:10🔗 Drew We're talking about threesomes.

1:19:11🔗 Adam Let's go. A few threesomes?

1:19:12🔗 Drew Yeah, we go.

1:19:14🔗 Adam Brad?

1:19:14🔗 Caller Yes. Yeah. What's going on, guys?

1:19:17🔗 Adam What's up?

1:19:18🔗 Caller Hey, I want to do, you know, shed some light. You know, all the calls that I heard earlier, no one seemed to really have like an explanation on why they do the threesomes and why they do that. I mean, obviously...

1:19:30🔗 Drew Threesome is one thing, but we asked why you'd bring another guy in and watch him with your wife. That's what he was sort of into.

1:19:38🔗 Caller Right. Well, I think, you know, me personally, you know, I would also, you know, be mortified to, you know, watch another guy, you know, do something with my lady. But ultimately, I think it's, I think it just boils down to a control. It's just a control issue.

1:19:53🔗 Drew And that's why you'd be motivated because you'd feel out of control.

1:19:57🔗 Adam No, I just control her.

1:19:58🔗 Caller Yeah, just to control her and to, you know, and control that situation. Because, I mean, me myself, you know, I've done some threesomes in the past with women. And, you know, male or female, I mean, a threesome is a threesome. And when I'm sitting back, you know, sometimes.

1:20:13🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

1:20:15🔗 Drew Write that down.

1:20:16🔗 Adam Three dudes, if I'm one of the dudes.

1:20:18🔗 Drew That's different than two girls and a guy.

1:20:19🔗 Caller That's much different.

1:20:21🔗 Adam Listen, let me tell you something about a threesome. I don't even want to be there. I'd rather just be three dude, three chicks. You know what I mean?

1:20:27🔗 Drew Right.

1:20:28🔗 Adam But I have to be there, you know?

1:20:29🔗 Drew Right.

1:20:30🔗 Adam But those big, big difference between two chicks and you. Yeah. And two dudes and a dude and a chick. You know what I'm saying?

1:20:39🔗 Drew Yeah. So I'm not sure. Well, I want to hear more about threesome.

1:20:41🔗 Adam It's not just a threesome.

1:20:42🔗 Drew So Brad, you're saying it's a control issue to see a woman with a man?

1:20:46🔗 Adam Right.

1:20:46🔗 Caller And I think that, you know, for...

1:20:48🔗 Drew Well, that's what Adam is kind of saying. It's sort of control and degradation.

1:20:52🔗 Caller I just think it boils down to control. Because when I'm sitting, there's been times when I've actually been in the middle of a threesome, you know, two women, and I'm sitting back going, man, I can't believe these chicks are doing everything that I'm telling them to do. Like, I'm just like tripping because I'm in the middle of this whole thing, but I'm controlling it. And I think that that's, you know, the pleasure part of it. I mean, sure, you know, sure, the pleasure issue of it motivates all of us.

1:21:14🔗 Drew But that's two women, that's totally different.

1:21:16🔗 Adam Look, yes it is. No, I know. As per usual, by a dish shine, no light.

1:21:26🔗 Drew He tried, he tried, though.

1:21:27🔗 Adam On our query. But here's the thing. You want to know, like, why guys like anal sex. This is why. It's that who's in charge, who's in charge. Lay down, let that guy make sex on you. I'll be over here, fiddling with my dork. Let him have sex. Who's in charge.

1:21:45🔗 Drew What do they think of that woman? What, that woman doesn't exist to them? Or they don't know?

1:21:50🔗 Adam Think about people in general. You know what I mean? Think about guys in general. Guys want to be in charge. And they display it in different ways.

1:21:57🔗 Drew Which is in charge, and they're sort of acting out.

1:22:01🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Yeah, but you want to know why so many guys are into the butt love.

1:22:06🔗 Drew I can understand that more than...

1:22:09🔗 Adam Yeah, I can too.

1:22:10🔗 Drew Than wanting to be with another man, their girl.

1:22:13🔗 Adam Yeah, no, I know. But it's an extension of the same impulse. For most guys.

1:22:21🔗 Drew Okay. I'm accepting it. I just can't relate.

1:22:25🔗 Adam Most guys have an element. I'm grabbing a handful of your hair. You love it, bitch. You know what I'm saying?

1:22:31🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:22:31🔗 Adam Drew, yes. Man of passion. Man of passion.

1:22:38🔗 Drew But that's not degradation.

1:22:40🔗 Adam But it's, you know, these are shades of gray. Yeah. You think about them. I mean, look. Okay. Most guys have the, okay, most guys have the, I'm grabbing a handful of hair. I'm going to give a little slap on the behind, a little rough trade. All right. Most guys have it. Then the next step is a little backdoor action. I know it hurts, but you know what I mean? I'm in charge.

1:23:07🔗 Drew I think men naturally, yeah. I think they kind of want to hurt women.

1:23:11🔗 Adam Lay down with that guy. Lay down with him. Let him do things.

1:23:14🔗 Drew That's a disconnect now.

1:23:15🔗 Adam I know it's disconnecting. I know you can't stretch it enough because the chewing gum breaks in the middle. But it's, that's that. That's that energy.

1:23:26🔗 Drew But what makes the guy need the energy to go there? What's that guy? What's he been through that makes the energy go that far? That's my question. Well, part of it is just that they've been, has he been degraded by women? And that's why? Or he's been angry with him or his mom or the women he's growing up?

1:23:41🔗 Adam I gotta believe there's feelings to that. Yeah.

1:23:43🔗 Drew So, okay.

1:23:44🔗 Adam All right.

1:23:45🔗 Drew That's all he had to say was, hey, when I was in junior high school, I was so angry and miserable.

1:23:48🔗 Adam They don't know. Look, if you know what's going on, you work on it and then you don't do it or not as you with the boobs and you just live with it.

1:23:56🔗 Drew How dare you know what it is?

1:23:58🔗 Adam How dare you turn a boob on me?

1:24:00🔗 Drew I'm turning a blind boob on to you.

1:24:02🔗 Adam By the way, me liking a big set of cans just makes me more man than the rest of you guys.

1:24:06🔗 Drew Whatever.

1:24:07🔗 Adam What's a guy got upstairs? Zero. What's furthest away from a dude? F cup.

1:24:14🔗 Drew Furthest away from a dude is a dude who likes his nipples played with.

1:24:16🔗 Adam I have sensitive nipples.

1:24:17🔗 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

1:24:19🔗 Adam Jim, Chris, you really want to get me a Christmas present. Come over here.

1:24:24🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:24:25🔗 Adam Warm that hand up.

1:24:26🔗 Drew Let's talk to Jim.

1:24:26🔗 Adam All right. Jim.

1:24:29🔗 Yes, hello.

1:24:30🔗 Adam Now we have to take a break.

1:24:31🔗 Caller Oh, man.

1:24:34🔗 Adam Okay. Hold on a second.

1:24:35🔗 Drew Hold on one second.

1:24:36🔗 Adam We're going to take a little break and we'll be right back after this.

1:24:42🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:24:43🔗 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting. The One and Only, Live 105.

1:25:03🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Papa Roach in here tomorrow night. We're just devouring some cookies that engineer Chris's mom made for us.

1:25:12🔗 Caller Very good, very good.

1:25:13🔗 Adam Chris was a little shamed when I said, who baked these? And he said, not me. My mom did it. And I thought, thank Christ.

1:25:22🔗 Drew Yeah, of course you didn't do it.

1:25:23🔗 Adam Now, that's good.

1:25:23🔗 Drew Right, okay, good.

1:25:24🔗 Adam It's good. Yeah, I don't want to find like a four inch puke or anything in there.

1:25:28🔗 Drew Especially the crushed walnut in there. Wow, it's good.

1:25:31🔗 Adam Yeah, and let me give you a little tip on the on the cookies out there. First off, you stick with the chocolate chip and the ones with the, and then put a little walnut in there, a toll housey thing. Now it's a peanut butter, nice. And oatmeal, be nice. Don't, stay away from just your basic sugar cookies. That's white trash.

1:25:49🔗 Drew That's for kids.

1:25:50🔗 Adam Don't give me the finger, Drew.

1:25:50🔗 Drew You know what I'm talking about. Yes, you're right. But I had a, some cookies tonight from a fine bakery. A place called Benesh or something.

1:25:59🔗 Adam Fairfax.

1:26:00🔗 Drew Yeah. Oh my God. What was it? I saw some basic cookies and they were like.

1:26:04🔗 Adam Yeah, but done, done well.

1:26:06🔗 Drew Huh, why aren't all cookies like this? Like, enough, the right amount of shortening.

1:26:10🔗 Adam That's four bucks a piece.

1:26:11🔗 Drew Butter and stuff.

1:26:11🔗 Adam Yeah, don't, yeah, but here's what I'm saying. Don't out, and don't outsmart yourself with, I put gummy bears in there and said, no, no, no. I don't want to see a bunch of sprinkles and tinsel and garbage.

1:26:22🔗 Drew Stay basic.

1:26:23🔗 Adam Stay basic. That's right. You got your nuts, you got your tollhouse morsels. Yes, Drew?

1:26:27🔗 Drew And a little crushed walnut in there.

1:26:29🔗 Adam Peanut butter cookies ignored, by the way, around the holidays oftentimes. You can't go wrong with peanut butter cookies. So get them a little warm or they pull apart.

1:26:38🔗 Drew Stop it.

1:26:38🔗 Adam Okay. I'm going to stop. Jim?

1:26:41🔗 Yes, that's me.

1:26:43🔗 Adam He's 23. I got Drew the tin.

1:26:46🔗 What?

1:26:46🔗 Adam Yeah, go ahead. I got him going on the cookies, going nuts. Chris's mom must have ground up crushed up walnuts or something.

1:26:54🔗 Drew Here's the one.

1:26:57🔗 Adam I'll take your word for it, by the way. You don't have to show me a walnut the size of a pencil tip. I understand. Go ahead, Jim.

1:27:05🔗 Hi. What do you want? You want me to tell what I'm?

1:27:09🔗 Adam Yeah, go ahead.

1:27:10🔗 Drew What you're talking about.

1:27:13🔗 Well, I was hoping I could give a little bit of insight about some of the thoughts behind swingers because I don't swing myself, but I had met a couple in their late 40s, early 50s. I don't really know how old the guy was, but they liked to swing a lot. They aren't together anymore.

1:27:34🔗 Drew Surprise, surprise.

1:27:36🔗 Yeah, I'm not surprised either. But the strangest phrase came out of him when he said he was at some swinger party, and one of the guys asked him, can I make love to your wife? He said, no, you may have sex with my wife, but you may not make love with my wife.

1:27:53🔗 Drew That clarifies a lot.

1:27:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:27:56🔗 I have no idea.

1:27:57🔗 Adam Yeah, that's again one of these retarded rationales.

1:28:03🔗 Yeah, I know, and I think that. But anyhow, they really tried to convince me and my wife now, but then we were just dating. We really wanted to do some swinging with us. And I declined, but my wife said, I want to try it out.

1:28:22🔗 Drew So when was this? Before you got married?

1:28:26🔗 Before I got married, yes.

1:28:28🔗 Adam How long ago was this?

1:28:29🔗 That was, we got married about two and a half years ago.

1:28:34🔗 Drew How old was she at the time?

1:28:36🔗 I think she was 20.

1:28:38🔗 Drew And what was this with the same couple?

1:28:41🔗 Adam Hold on. By the way, the swinging thing, to me, it's all predicated on what the chick looks like on the other side of the swing party. Swing vote, swing shift. If they're that sort of, you know, when sun blasted 50-something year old, I'm going to be going down on the moccasin between their legs, count me out. I got to size up the couple. You know what I'm saying? The 50, 60 year old swingers, sounds like a sort of what's in it for me as a swinger. All right. But Jim, your wife said, well, I'm curious. I'd like to try this out or before this couple, with this couple.

1:29:29🔗 Drew Is that right?

1:29:30🔗 Adam, I covered my mouth when I coughed there.

1:29:32🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:29:33🔗 Drew With this couple, Jim, that's who she did it with?

1:29:35🔗 Yes. And so it wasn't swinging anymore. It was a threesome they had, I guess.

1:29:40🔗 Adam Right.

1:29:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:41🔗 Adam And you had them go, they went off and did this. You weren't present.

1:29:45🔗 No, I was not. I didn't want to be there.

1:29:47🔗 Adam Now, you were planning on marrying this woman at the time.

1:29:52🔗 Um, at that time, yeah, we were living together.

1:29:56🔗 Adam You were living together. You were having a serious, committed relationship.

1:29:59🔗 Yeah.

1:29:59🔗 Drew She just went off and did this thing.

1:30:01🔗 Adam Wasn't there, wasn't there a part of you that went, whoa, whoa, what? No. Where are you going? No, no, no.

1:30:06🔗 Yeah.

1:30:06🔗 Adam I mean, we, we have to, I mean, a part of you the size of Nebraska that was like, well, you're not leaving.

1:30:15🔗 I think right now and I, and she, she said, she said, if you want me not to do this, just say so. And, you know, I, I felt from being friends with them, I felt guilty for not letting her explore these kind of things.

1:30:27🔗 Drew Oh, Jim.

1:30:28🔗 Oh boy.

1:30:28🔗 Adam Wow. And so she went over there, she had sex with him, she had sex with the woman. And did she, did she enjoy it?

1:30:39🔗 No, she didn't. But strangely enough, after that, I guess she wasn't really satisfied with that, but I let her have sex with two other men, one that she worked with, one, this is really weird, I was, I work at a gas station still, and I worked at one then. And a guy, she was there with me, just talking with me really late night stuff. And a guy came in, and I don't know, that guy was like just really horny, and he decided to be really weird and frisky. And in my store, he went in the bathroom and showed his stuff, and my wife was like, hey, that's nice. And she went in the bathroom, opened the door and showed her stuff, and she was like, Jim, can I go off and do something?

1:31:19🔗 Drew Oh Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

1:31:21🔗 Adam And they just went into the bathroom and had sex?

1:31:23🔗 No, they wouldn't do it in the store. They drove around for a little while.

1:31:29🔗 Drew Yeah, Jim, was your wife, what happened to your wife? Was she sexually abused, something going on?

1:31:34🔗 Well, I knew you, every call that you get, you ask those questions and yes.

1:31:39🔗 Drew No, not every call, when people do this kind of thing. We haven't asked it once yet tonight, but in your wife's case.

1:31:46🔗 Adam Mr. Good Ranch comes into the filling station and fills your wife after he fills his tires.

1:31:51🔗 Drew That's a woman who's been sexually abused.

1:31:53🔗 Yes, both of us have actually.

1:31:55🔗 Drew All right, so, and that's why you're reenacting the victim role. She's the victimizer in this case. And act, it's a nice daisy chain. She gets victimized by a guy. And that victimizes you.

1:32:09🔗 Adam Wow.

1:32:10🔗 Drew It's really not a good situation, Jim.

1:32:12🔗 Yeah, we both stopped all of that stuff. Now I wouldn't, I don't think I would be with.

1:32:18🔗 Adam Just oral. All right, so Jim, here's what I'm gonna need you two kids to do.

1:32:25🔗 Drew Take your lithium.

1:32:26🔗 We don't have any kids.

1:32:28🔗 Adam That's my boy. That's my boy.

1:32:31🔗 That's my boy.

1:32:31🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

1:32:32🔗 Adam You're only 23, buddy.

1:32:33🔗 Drew 30, 30.

1:32:35🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd like you to be 130 before you have any kids. I agree with Drew.

1:32:39🔗 I mean, after the brilliant Adam has died. You know, Drew, I have a lot of respect for you too.

1:32:43🔗 Adam Yeah. Thank you, Jim. Now, Jim, listen to me, brother man. You guys need to contain yourselves. You're doing a good job on it. She needs to do a little better job with her. You need to not get her pregnant and you need to get a little therapy. And how dare you assume that she was sexually abused at some way? You say that every time someone calls. Please, you just got lucky.

1:33:11🔗 Drew Remind you, that was the first time we asked that question tonight.

1:33:15🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. But look, any, you know, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Take a break. Right back after this.

1:33:46🔗 Caller Live on O5.

1:33:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, that's the show, everybody. I want to thank all the folks involved for making it happen. And Drew, get the wallet out. Let's give engineer Chris some money.

1:34:07🔗 Drew Oh, good.

1:34:07🔗 Adam Yeah, because here's the thing. He got us a nice gift certificate.

1:34:11🔗 Drew I got his one too, you know.

1:34:12🔗 Adam Fifteen percent.

1:34:13🔗 Drew I know you didn't get him a gift, but I brought him a gift yesterday.

1:34:15🔗 Adam Fifteen dollars, by the way, represents 25 percent of his GNP every year. You know what I'm saying? What do you got there? Another, come on, kick another 20. I'm giving him 60 dollars. 60 dollars each. I didn't know you weren't going to be around tomorrow night. There you go, buddy. You know what you call that? You call that wham. That's walking around money. Yeah.

1:34:36🔗 Drew Thank you very much.

1:34:37🔗 Adam Get yourself a nice sweater, maybe a hook or something. Blow off a little of that steam. Kids pent up.

1:34:42🔗 Drew That's built up from the Donnas yesterday?

1:34:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Chris, let me explain something. You're supposed to do that thing where you go, no, no, that's too much. And I go, no, here, take it. I just try to get much. I'll do it again. Here we go. You're throwing something about not being able to buy, you know, my faction. Hey, I want you to take some money here, Chris.

1:34:57🔗 Drew Please.

1:34:57🔗 Adam No, no, let's. Hey, hey, I won't take no for an answer. Take it.

1:35:01🔗 Drew No, no, no, Chris. No, no, no, too tweezy.

1:35:03🔗 Adam No, no, no, that was good. That was good. That was good.

1:35:05🔗 Caller All right.

1:35:06🔗 Adam So until next time, this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:35:14🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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