Tuesday, December 14, 2004

1:26🔗 Adam Dr. Drew, board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, Torry and Allison, both here tonight from the Donnas. We're going to have Brett and Mayer come in here. And what are we doing?

1:40🔗 The Donnas It's Maya.

1:41🔗 The Donnas Oh, I was just laughing at the applause. Yes, it sounds more like one of those rainmaker things.

1:47🔗 Shh.

1:49🔗 Adam Engineer Chris is in full effect tonight, by the way. First off, he reeks of Levoris and electric shave. Wow. He's really slapped on the cologne.

1:59🔗 He had to know this is coming.

2:00🔗 The Donnas He's bright red now, too.

2:02🔗 Adam He's cute.

2:04🔗 Drew I've never seen him more excited. He's cute.

2:06🔗 The Donnas Thanks, Adam.

2:09🔗 Adam The guy usually just smells like whatever the inside of his car smells like.

2:13🔗 The Donnas It's wafting over. When you started saying it, I started... Oh, he's so embarrassed. It's okay.

2:19🔗 Adam It's a class move. There's no doubt.

2:20🔗 Drew Thank you.

2:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:21🔗 The Donnas We appreciate when people try to smell nice around us. Some people don't and it's harsh.

2:26🔗 Drew Chris is a huge fan.

2:28🔗 The Donnas Is it true?

2:28🔗 Adam Huge Donnas fan.

2:29🔗 The Donnas Oh, I like that.

2:30🔗 Drew Yeah. He has not got excited about anybody coming in. I love you guys.

2:33🔗 Oh, they're so awesome.

2:34🔗 The Donnas Thank you.

2:35🔗 Adam No, he really, he doesn't... We've been here for a year. He's not put on one drop of anything that smells good. Can you see? I think he's been like spreading sulfur and fecal matter on it.

2:46🔗 The Donnas Dude, I took a shower today, man. We're very thankful.

2:50🔗 Adam Well, you know, you got to... It's some 41 in here you don't have to shower for. They're in here last night.

2:55🔗 The Donnas Oh, I don't want to take care.

2:56🔗 Adam The Donnas, you take a shower. And not only take a quick shower, you don't take a rinse off. I'm late for a work shower. You take that, I may get laid shower.

3:04🔗 The Donnas Oh, wow.

3:04🔗 Drew Not that they may.

3:05🔗 Adam See, that's the guy's head.

3:06🔗 Drew That's the guy's head.

3:08🔗 Adam Guys have two showers.

3:09🔗 The Donnas Too bad our fans don't think like that.

3:12🔗 Adam Well, they're trying to be hardcore.

3:14🔗 The Donnas Yeah, they're trying to be more rock and roll. Right.

3:16🔗 Adam Right. Part of certain habits.

3:18🔗 Drew You guys make them sweat.

3:21🔗 The Donnas It's true.

3:21🔗 Adam Yeah. The Donnas got themselves a CD out. We're going to hear a couple of songs off it called Gold Medal and it is out as we speak, of course. Also, you guys are going to Europe. When?

3:33🔗 The Donnas Well, actually in January, we're going to Japan and australia. And then we go to Europe.

3:38🔗 The Donnas Then Europe after that.

3:39🔗 The Donnas Yeah.

3:39🔗 The Donnas No, it's.

3:40🔗 Adam Yeah. And I imagine you've been there a number of times.

3:43🔗 The Donnas We have.

3:44🔗 Adam Is it cool?

3:45🔗 The Donnas Yeah.

3:46🔗 Drew You don't have time to see stuff.

3:47🔗 The Donnas Well, this time in australia, we have a lot more. It's this thing called Big Day Out. It's a big tour they do every year. And it has a lot of days off because the distances are so far to drive.

3:58🔗 Adam What country or what land is into the girl band, Fina, the most? Is it Japan or is it Europe? Is it the United States?

4:06🔗 The Donnas It's more about finding the place. It's not that they're into girl bands, but they just have to be more accepting.

4:12🔗 The Donnas Right.

4:13🔗 The Donnas And think of you more as just a band. australia is really good.

4:16🔗 The Donnas They love rock and roll there. So they do.

4:18🔗 The Donnas And they like our kind of music and they don't seem to mind as much. They don't bring as much attention to the fact that we're females.

4:25🔗 Adam I know that it was sort of mildly kind of sending.

4:27🔗 No, no, no, no, no.

4:29🔗 The Donnas Not at all.

4:30🔗 Adam So much window dressing. But I just mean.

4:32🔗 The Donnas That's the world we live in.

4:33🔗 Adam I would think like australia, I would think of them as being a more chauvinistic.

4:37🔗 The Donnas You would, but they're actually really, they're friendly.

4:39🔗 The Donnas I mean, they're rowdy. They're rowdy.

4:41🔗 The Donnas They're rowdy. But they're not as offensive and they're definitely not as sexist, at least not to our faces as some other people.

4:47🔗 Adam Oh really?

4:47🔗 The Donnas They just want to party.

4:49🔗 The Donnas Germany, there are a lot of dudes that you can tell are just there.

4:52🔗 Drew Adam's not done with Germany.

4:55🔗 The Donnas A lot of Frank comments.

4:58🔗 Adam Yeah, a lot of guys with the crazy frames on their glasses and funky sandals, sitting there judging.

5:05🔗 The Donnas Wanting underwear.

5:06🔗 Adam Clefts in their chins, yeah. No, I'm not done with those people. Oh, I got a plan for those people.

5:12🔗 The Donnas Oh, yeah.

5:13🔗 Adam I can't talk about it, but we're not not done. You think we're done? We're not done with them.

5:18🔗 The Donnas I'm not done. Never done.

5:19🔗 Adam Not done. And and all right. So here's the thing about australia. It might take on australia's like you'd want to party with an australian guy for a couple of weeks, but you don't want to marry him.

5:29🔗 The Donnas No, no, no.

5:31🔗 Drew I won't live to 40. He could be killed by an alligator, drive alcoholism. One or the other. Both rattlesnake.

5:37🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Here's the thing. The alligator eats him and dies of alcoholism.

5:41🔗 Drew There's so much alcohol in australia, I'm telling you.

5:46🔗 The Donnas It's true. They do go crazy.

5:47🔗 Adam You want to marry an australian guy? They're nuts.

5:49🔗 The Donnas Torry does, I think.

5:51🔗 The Donnas There are some really cute guys down there. They're cute.

5:53🔗 Adam That's why you've got to party with them.

5:55🔗 The Donnas And then you've got to go home.

5:57🔗 Adam Bring them like a bar rag and then cast them aside.

6:00🔗 Drew And then serve everybody else in the crew with all the alcohol you've got.

6:05🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm saying have a good time, have your kicks, and then it's time to move on, marry a nice guy from like Ohio.

6:13🔗 The Donnas Ohio? Is that the state that I need to go to?

6:16🔗 The Donnas Settle in.

6:19🔗 Adam That's a long haul guy, Ohio.

6:20🔗 Drew But that's not punk or rock and roll. What are you talking about getting married?

6:25🔗 How dare you?

6:26🔗 The Donnas That was Adam.

6:26🔗 The Donnas I'm just learning from Adam right now. I'm just letting him give the list to him.

6:32🔗 Adam Chris, where are you from? There's a place you should settle down.

6:35🔗 The Donnas Yeah, I'm from Hawaii.

6:37🔗 The Donnas Wait, I'm from Hawaii.

6:39🔗 That's what you said.

6:40🔗 That's right.

6:42🔗 It's an island.

6:43🔗 The Donnas I'm turning my mic off.

6:44🔗 Oh, no.

6:46🔗 Yes, yes.

6:47🔗 Adam There's an island in the Pacific where they grow corn and they have a great basket.

6:52🔗 The Donnas Well, we love corn.

6:55🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, look, I'm just saying, are any of the Donnas married? Is anyone getting married?

6:59🔗 The Donnas No, but I was married.

7:00🔗 Adam Oh, you were?

7:00🔗 The Donnas No, no joke. Yeah. You're so young. I'm divorced, yes.

7:03🔗 Adam Yeah. You've been in the Donnas for like 10 years.

7:06🔗 The Donnas Yeah.

7:06🔗 Adam So you're probably married in the Donnas.

7:08🔗 The Donnas Twenty five. And I was married. Yes, I was married when I was about 21.

7:13🔗 Yeah. It just is.

7:14🔗 The Donnas We broke up a year and a half. Didn't work the rock and roll thing?

7:17🔗 Adam No.

7:18🔗 The Donnas Well, he got to travel with us, actually.

7:20🔗 Adam Oh, he did?

7:20🔗 The Donnas He worked with us. But it was more. I just felt that we were more like friends and.

7:26🔗 Adam Didn't work. Yeah.

7:27🔗 The Donnas Some things just don't work out.

7:29🔗 Drew Our number went up.

7:30🔗 Adam Your number went up. That's what it is.

7:32🔗 The Donnas No, everybody, you know, everybody always says, oh, okay, married young, blah, blah, blah. But it was more like, you know, we've met a lot of guys that you would not want to marry and you can't trust. He was someone that I could trust. So that's kind of the reason behind it.

7:47🔗 Adam Was he like a tech guy?

7:48🔗 The Donnas Yeah. He yeah, he was he was originally sort of a sound guy for us.

7:52🔗 Drew But you're looking for refuge. You're just sort of looking for.

7:55🔗 The Donnas I just like to be attractive.

7:57🔗 The Donnas But we're more like best friends.

7:58🔗 The Donnas Secure.

7:59🔗 The Donnas We're still friends. But to me, that's not I guess that's not something you're married for.

8:02🔗 The Donnas Right.

8:03🔗 The Donnas Right. Take a while to figure that out. But it's not that bad. But yes, it's not very rock and roll. A lot of people are not into it.

8:08🔗 A lot of people aren't very supportive of it.

8:10🔗 Adam You got to have passion. Drew over here. Passionate man.

8:15🔗 The Donnas I know that.

8:15🔗 Adam Exquisitely passionate.

8:16🔗 The Donnas You know that.

8:17🔗 The Donnas Yes.

8:17🔗 The Donnas I mean, I I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, the show, yes, he's very passionate.

8:21🔗 The Donnas I could tell.

8:21🔗 The Donnas Yes.

8:22🔗 The Donnas You can see that, right? About some things.

8:23🔗 The Donnas Yes.

8:23🔗 The Donnas Yes. About health and no, no, no. Getting people aware of things.

8:29🔗 The Donnas That's what we're talking about.

8:30🔗 The Donnas Right. I've heard the show. Come on.

8:32🔗 Adam No, he's passionate about passion. You know what I'm saying?

8:36🔗 The Donnas Well, we are, too. Our whole band, we're actually really, really hopeless, passionate, romantic women, women.

8:42🔗 Adam And you guys will get more passionate as the as we get older.

8:46🔗 Drew The testosterone levels go up.

8:47🔗 Adam Yeah. Yes, you'll never match Drew's passion. Never.

8:51🔗 You take all the Donnas, put them in a Cuisinart.

8:54🔗 Adam Now, we'd never add up to one eyedropper of what you got in you, Drew. Is that passionate?

9:00🔗 The Donnas That's awesome. Something that girls look for.

9:03🔗 Adam They do.

9:03🔗 The Donnas Yes.

9:04🔗 Adam And then once they find it, they're sorry.

9:06🔗 The Donnas Yeah, it's true. There's a fine line between you get hit with the title of the passion. It's really, I do feel bad for men in that way. But yeah, you can be preoccupied. Well, that it's either like they're really, really, really touchy feely and it drives you crazy and makes you sick.

9:22🔗 Adam Right.

9:23🔗 The Donnas Or they're just not enough and they don't do it.

9:25🔗 You know, it's hard to find it between.

9:27🔗 The Donnas They have to read minds and know what you want all the time.

9:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:31🔗 Drew Well, maybe the guys that do that are only pretending they do that.

9:33🔗 The Donnas Right. Right.

9:34🔗 Drew All right. Those guys we don't trust.

9:36🔗 Adam Let's bring up the mistress angle here, which is, well, Drew, we've talked about this. Throughout history, all the greats have had a mistress, all the males. See what I'm saying? And we've talked about it candidly before. Yes. Even a passionate man has candid thoughts. And you were saying that some of these relationships went on as long as they did historically because the guys got a little, they had a mistress.

10:02🔗 Drew They tend to separate wife from lover. Those are two different roles.

10:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:07🔗 Drew You know what I mean?

10:09🔗 Adam I'm just saying most of the marriages, it seems like break up in year number four. That balance is tough to find. But you got the mistress, you can dial in the balance.

10:20🔗 Drew So you're making a case. Lynette, you're listening? Adam's wife? Lynette, you're listening? You're building a case.

10:25🔗 Adam I'm just saying if you have a mistress.

10:28🔗 The Donnas Saves the marriage.

10:29🔗 Adam Do you think they would go on longer? And here's the other thing too. I don't at all. But what about this one? What about this one, Weisenheimer? What about, you know what happens to powerful men? Powerful men get in a relationship. The testosterone gets flowing. All of a sudden women are talking to them. They think they can do better.

10:49🔗 Caller They break up very quickly.

10:51🔗 We were just talking about these.

10:52🔗 The Donnas These hunky males.

10:53🔗 Adam It's easy. I mean, look, here's the reality.

10:56🔗 The Donnas Girls really love to steal men away from a happy relationship. Women love to do that. Not all women. I don't relate, but there are women out there that really find it exciting to try and get a guy, even if it's just for like one night, just to get his attention for his woman.

11:14🔗 Adam You don't need any incentive to get Brad Pitt. He's rich. He's great looking. You know what I mean? It's like you're not doing it to screw over Jennifer.

11:23🔗 The Donnas Well, some women, I think, would...

11:25🔗 The Donnas They might want that happy...

11:27🔗 The Donnas It makes it more exciting.

11:29🔗 Drew This is the thing, they hate each other.

11:31🔗 Caller I know, women hate each other.

11:34🔗 Adam But okay, I don't know. The point is, is you don't need incentive to lay down with Brad Pitt. He's... I'd do the guy.

11:40🔗 The Donnas Oh yeah, but I'm just saying yes.

11:42🔗 Drew You don't get it once.

11:43🔗 Adam So all I'm saying is, is if Brad Pitt, he's rich, he's powerful, all of a sudden the passion starts to drain out of the relationship or maybe she has a couple of kids or something.

11:53🔗 Drew I'm just saying...

11:54🔗 Adam He stays in the relationship with a mistress.

11:56🔗 Drew I'm telling you, the upfront choice is the trick and all that. You gotta make the right choice upfront. You gotta prepare for all that. You gotta understand all that.

12:05🔗 Adam Right.

12:06🔗 Drew Then you don't need the mistress.

12:07🔗 Adam All right, but what if so many guys don't make the right upfront choice, you know? They don't get hooked up with the right person.

12:11🔗 Drew Then they're gonna be unhappy relationships. They really are.

12:13🔗 Adam But you give them the mistress, the thing goes for 35 years.

12:15🔗 Drew But it's still an empty relationship. It really is.

12:17🔗 The Donnas You're very passionate about this, Adam.

12:19🔗 Drew He's building a cage.

12:20🔗 The Donnas I know. I hear that.

12:22🔗 Adam No, Drew, you know what I'm talking about historically.

12:24🔗 Drew No, I understand. But I think those were really...

12:26🔗 Adam Different times?

12:27🔗 Drew I think the quality of the relationship was something people actually expected something different from a man.

12:32🔗 Adam We asked less of a relationship.

12:34🔗 Drew Then we asked that was more of a business relationship.

12:37🔗 Adam Well, maybe we should tone it down now in the expectation world.

12:39🔗 Drew In the cage.

12:40🔗 Caller Let's bring it down.

12:41🔗 Drew All right.

12:42🔗 Adam Everyone, let's just ratchet it down a little with the expectations. Maybe that's it. Maybe everyone thinks you're supposed to be love and lust and passion all the way through, you know, 40 years.

12:52🔗 Drew There's discussion about what that all means.

12:54🔗 Adam Let's all lower our expectations just a little bit.

12:56🔗 Drew So Adam can have a mistress. Okay.

12:58🔗 Adam No, don't need one. Oh, well, let's lower the expectations.

13:02🔗 Drew You can just turn your engine off.

13:03🔗 Adam No pressure.

13:04🔗 Drew You can go to sleep and masturbate.

13:07🔗 Adam Parachute over for me. I'll be on the garage. Yeah. All right, everyone, the Donnas, they agree. What are we doing? We're taking some calls?

13:16🔗 Drew Yeah, that'd be good. Take a couple of calls for us on.

13:18🔗 Adam The Donnas tonight are going to be on Spike on the Video Game Award. You're accepting award?

13:25🔗 The Donnas No, we presented an award with Frankie Munitz.

13:28🔗 The Donnas Yes. Viewers' Choice.

13:30🔗 Adam They get a lot of nice names at this thing.

13:33🔗 The Donnas Yeah.

13:34🔗 The Donnas Actually, there were a lot of big stars. Are they paying them?

13:38🔗 The Donnas We didn't get paid.

13:40🔗 The Donnas Snoop Dogg was one of the hosts.

13:42🔗 The Donnas Right. He was the host.

13:43🔗 The Donnas There were all kinds of people.

13:45🔗 Drew Was he wearing animal skin and animal fur? Was that a real fur?

13:48🔗 The Donnas I don't know.

13:49🔗 The Donnas We weren't that close.

13:50🔗 Drew I couldn't think if someone was going to come throw blood on that.

13:52🔗 The Donnas Jacket. Yeah.

13:52🔗 The Donnas I'm a fan of the fake fur because a lot of people, a lot of activists don't agree. But I think if you can do that, it kind of makes people go, oh, yeah, I can get that look.

14:00🔗 Drew They don't like the fake fur?

14:01🔗 The Donnas No, no, no.

14:02🔗 The Donnas Actually, a lot of the big ones, like PETA, I think actually is into fake fur.

14:07🔗 Drew Oh, you would.

14:07🔗 The Donnas because it makes an alternative for people. But then there are other people that are like against it because it just makes the look pop in your head.

14:16🔗 Adam It perpetuates it. Yeah, exactly.

14:17🔗 The Donnas But to me, I think it's better to have the alternative. It's the same with like meat substitute if you're not going to eat meat, but you create like something that tastes like a burger.

14:25🔗 Adam No, I agree. And also, as far as throwing the paint on it, they don't mess with the brothers. A, because the people have suffered long enough and B, they'll get shot.

14:35🔗 The Donnas And there was a metal detector.

14:36🔗 The Donnas Yeah, there are many metal detectors.

14:37🔗 The Donnas But it didn't work. I went through it twice and I went off only once.

14:40🔗 Drew With your gun and everything?

14:41🔗 The Donnas It was my belt. And I was like, I didn't go off before. He was like, yeah, you did. And I was like, no, not in the other one. And he was like, oh, whatever. He didn't believe me. I was like, I'm glad they work.

14:49🔗 The Donnas Things could have gotten crazy.

14:50🔗 The Donnas It's a good thing they both work because...

14:52🔗 Adam Do you think the terrorists know that we have the bottom rung of the sort of intelligence level working at security?

15:00🔗 The Donnas Yes.

15:01🔗 Adam Do you think they're aware of that?

15:02🔗 The Donnas Well, if they've gone in an airport, they would know.

15:05🔗 Adam They would know.

15:06🔗 The Donnas You're right. I think that's a big, a big, yeah.

15:09🔗 The Donnas We fly a lot and the inconsistency...

15:11🔗 The Donnas We fly like almost every day. Yeah. And they want you to keep your ticket out when you go through and then they don't want you to...

15:17🔗 Drew The great thing is when you have to go to Waterloo, Iowa, they have to disrobe.

15:21🔗 The Donnas Oh, yeah.

15:21🔗 Drew I know. There's nobody there.

15:23🔗 The Donnas They take it very seriously. Security guard in you.

15:25🔗 Drew In LA.

15:26🔗 Adam You know what airports are like? They're like casinos, which is when you get used to playing 21 at one and, you know, hit, this means hold, this means raise. And then you go to another one and they get pissed. They're like, no, no, don't touch the cards. No, put the thing on it. It's like, you guys do it differently than my airport. You guys can't get on the same goddamn page.

15:47🔗 The Donnas I actually tell them, like, they don't like when you talk to them. Usually I'm always like, well, this isn't how they do it. This airport or this airport or they don't care. You should all get on the same page here.

15:56🔗 Caller Right.

15:56🔗 Adam On the flight to New York, keep your shoes on.

15:59🔗 Caller On the flight out, take the shoes off.

16:00🔗 Drew You too would be a delight going to the airport.

16:03🔗 The Donnas I get air rage.

16:05🔗 Adam I do too. I get land rage too.

16:07🔗 Caller I get to see rage. I'm rageful all the time.

16:09🔗 Drew just talk to them. Talk, talk.

16:10🔗 The Donnas On the plane?

16:11🔗 Drew On the plane. You tell them about your childhood.

16:15🔗 The Donnas I try to watch, like, I bring my computer, watch some videos. I can't sleep if that's what you mean. I don't sleep. Or a magazine. You have to do something.

16:23🔗 Drew You two should fly it again.

16:24🔗 The Donnas Where do you want to go? Hawaii. Where did he say he was from? Hawaii?

16:32🔗 Caller Oh, Hawaii. Listen, let's blow this taco stand.

16:36🔗 Adam You two blondes can, or formerly blondes can, while I'm talking to Drew, can hang out and do it.

16:44🔗 Drew Enjoy.

16:44🔗 Adam We'll go to Hawaii.

16:46🔗 The Donnas You're so lucky. Okay.

16:48🔗 Adam Let's take some phone calls.

16:49🔗 Drew Yeah, please.

16:49🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Ashley?

16:56🔗 The Donnas Yes.

16:57🔗 Adam What's up?

16:57🔗 The Donnas Hi. My question is, I used to have a very strong sex drive. Then I started taking the pill and I got very sick from it.

17:08🔗 The estrogen just didn't work with my body.

17:11🔗 The Donnas I got very nauseated and I lost my sex drive completely. So I went off the pill again and expecting my sex drive to come back and it hasn't. And I was just wondering if that has anything to do with taking the pill or if there's something else going on.

17:29🔗 Drew Is there anything else going on? Have you been depressed? Is there anything else we should know? You know, I think it could be. I don't have a way to really substantiate that with science, but I've noticed that, for instance, after pregnancy, women, when they've had a tremendous progesterone load of the placenta, they'll have decreased libido, sex drive for a long time afterwards. And sometimes they kind of need to be kickstarted biologically.

17:50🔗 Adam That's where I come in.

17:51🔗 Drew That's where Adam comes in. But I-

17:54🔗 Adam I just get them started though. I don't finish.

17:55🔗 Drew You really need to talk to your doctor about this, whether it's- Something with low- it may be the progesterone and not the estrogen that really shut you down.

18:03🔗 The Donnas There's also a different- they made a new pill called the orthotrycycline low. That's really low estrogen so that it's-

18:10🔗 Drew I think her estrogen wasn't the problem.

18:13🔗 Adam Is that that commercial with all those hot chicks dancing around?

18:16🔗 The Donnas No, that's the one where you have your period like four times a year.

18:18🔗 Adam This close to beating off every time I see that commercial. You know that commercial?

18:21🔗 The Donnas We don't- we're really against-

18:23🔗 Drew Beating off commercials?

18:24🔗 The Donnas No, we're really against- I'm really against feminine commercials.

18:28🔗 Adam Oh, those are ridiculous.

18:30🔗 The Donnas They're on all over the place.

18:32🔗 The Donnas because they're retarded? They're so embarrassing. It's just not fair. You don't see hemorrhoid commercials all over the place.

18:38🔗 Adam It's true.

18:39🔗 The Donnas Except for on like sports channels.

18:40🔗 Adam They're like three minutes long and they have super Foxy chicks just doing like ballet and dancing out in the woods and stuff.

18:47🔗 The Donnas I change the channel like right away.

18:49🔗 Adam Well, let me say this about about you women. Oh, hold on.

18:53🔗 The Donnas Let's get this.

18:54🔗 Caller Poor Ashley.

18:55🔗 The Donnas I know Ashley has a problem.

18:57🔗 Adam She's fine. You guys do get a lot of crappy commercials, but if there's ever a commercial that has a guy and a woman, the guy is always the idiot.

19:06🔗 Drew Yeah, sort of a passive, a little soft.

19:10🔗 The Donnas I like those because they're very true to life.

19:12🔗 Caller Here's the thing.

19:13🔗 Adam Put it this way. The woman is never sick and the guy taking care of her. It's always the guy who's sick and the woman's taking care of her. And whenever the woman leaves town and the guy is to try to make breakfast for the kid, I literally saw one.

19:26🔗 The Donnas He makes a hot dog or something.

19:28🔗 Adam He was defecating in a toaster oven. He was actually defecating.

19:31🔗 Drew I saw that one.

19:32🔗 Adam You saw that one?

19:33🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

19:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:34🔗 Drew You got nuts burned, right?

19:35🔗 Adam Right. Meanwhile, the guy is probably an electrical engineer doing the high security level work at the Lockheed Stove Works or something.

19:43🔗 You can't make breakfast.

19:45🔗 Caller Yes.

19:45🔗 Adam I'm saying you can portray guys as idiots in commercials and society turns a blind eye to it.

19:51🔗 The Donnas But the problem with that is that then it kind of shows that women can only make breakfast, right? If you turn it around that way.

19:58🔗 Adam I'd say they do lunch too.

20:00🔗 Caller Wow.

20:02🔗 The Donnas So much credit.

20:02🔗 Caller I wouldn't trust them with dinner. The crockpot is not.

20:05🔗 The Donnas You got to go out.

20:06🔗 Caller You got to go out to dinner.

20:07🔗 Yeah.

20:09🔗 Caller Go out for dinner.

20:10🔗 Drew You should talk to a gynecologist or maybe perhaps an endocrinologist about finding, I really suspect they might need to put you back on a birth control pill with the right combination to get you going again. Believe it or not, I think that's what needs to be done.

20:23🔗 Adam What is that commercial with the hot chicks?

20:25🔗 Drew Herpes commercial. Oh, or the kickboxing.

20:28🔗 Adam Yeah, it's awesome.

20:29🔗 The Donnas No, it's the one for the pill where you get it, you get your period like four times a year.

20:32🔗 Adam Is that what it is?

20:33🔗 The Donnas Only.

20:33🔗 Adam So it's like, Hot chicks fancy.

20:35🔗 The Donnas I don't remember the name of it.

20:36🔗 Adam And one of every color.

20:37🔗 The Donnas They're like spinning around in like big dresses. And there's like these red. What I hate are the red dots.

20:42🔗 Caller The circles.

20:43🔗 Adam The painting.

20:44🔗 The Donnas Outlaw.

20:44🔗 Drew It's very comfortable.

20:45🔗 Caller Outlaw that.

20:46🔗 Drew My 12 year old loved that commercial. Yeah.

20:49🔗 Caller All right.

20:49🔗 Adam Well, listen, as long as we're getting in these commercials, what about the one where that annoyed crawls under the toenail, lifts the toenail up like a hatch and dives under it?

21:00🔗 The Donnas That must be on men's.

21:02🔗 Adam No, it's on regular. It's repugnant. It's like he actually lifts an infected toenail like he's lifting a hatch and like a hood of a car just there and then he just hops into the infected toe. It's repugnant. It's disgusting.

21:19🔗 Drew Well, we can all look forward to thicken the fungus infected toenails as we age.

21:23🔗 Adam Oh, really?

21:23🔗 Drew You don't know that.

21:24🔗 The Donnas Is that true?

21:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Why does your toenails get thicker? Who needs that?

21:28🔗 Drew It's fungus. The fungus gets thicker.

21:29🔗 Adam It's fungus?

21:30🔗 All right.

21:31🔗 Adam Oh, good. You know, I could use a cuticle push though.

21:36🔗 Caller Charlie?

21:38🔗 Caller Charlie.

21:39🔗 Adam Yeah, you're 24. What's up?

21:41🔗 Caller Okay. I've been with the same guy for about four months now. We've both been tested from the doctor. He had some genital warts removed about 10 years ago and he's never had a reoccurrence and he's not showing or testing positive for them anymore.

21:57🔗 Drew Interesting, interesting.

22:00🔗 Caller After about three weeks of intercourse, maybe like three or four times a day most of the time, I started having some abrasions in the vulva, the interlapia area.

22:10🔗 Drew No kidding.

22:11🔗 Yeah, I just wore it off.

22:14🔗 Caller Yeah, it just started. So he's tried having intercourse last. He does have a large penis. He does have a very prominent corona flare. So I've been wondering if... Corona flare.

22:26🔗 Drew A translation.

22:26🔗 Caller One of the greatest light beers Mexico has ever created. The corona flare. Delightful.

22:32🔗 Drew It's a firework.

22:34🔗 Adam Corona flare, is that the head of the penis?

22:37🔗 Caller Is that the...

22:37🔗 Drew Translation? mushroom. Yes.

22:39🔗 Adam mushroom.

22:39🔗 Caller mushroom.

22:40🔗 Adam They call it the corona flare.

22:41🔗 Drew But she does.

22:42🔗 Adam Nice.

22:43🔗 Caller Very lucky girl.

22:45🔗 Adam Yeah, got you raping her with a plunger four times a day. It's exciting.

22:49🔗 Drew See, why does that hurt?

22:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:51🔗 Drew Why do you have pain, Charlie? I don't understand.

22:53🔗 Caller You got to push through.

22:54🔗 Drew You mean you aren't made out of latex?

22:56🔗 Adam That's why she has to limit herself to four times a day, you know?

22:58🔗 Drew I understand, of course.

22:59🔗 Adam This guy didn't have such a predominant corona flare. I want you to check mine when we go to the bathroom.

23:04🔗 The Donnas Guys love talking about corona.

23:08🔗 Adam I want you to check mine and see if mine's pronounced or not.

23:11🔗 Drew No, yours is a little weak.

23:14🔗 Adam Well, you just seen it when it was tired. Charlie? Yes. All right. I haven't gotten over that last one. I think if I can twist a pipe cleaner in the right place, I can get a few millimeters out of it.

23:29🔗 Drew Flare?

23:29🔗 Adam Yeah, a little more flare out of my corona.

23:31🔗 Drew Charlie, what's the question? Of course, you've irritated yourself. You've eroded something. I mean, you have to take a week off probably.

23:37🔗 Caller We've tried taking a few weeks off here and there and I'll heal up and then it's just like after one more time, it's back in full force.

23:45🔗 Drew All right. Well, first of all, you alluded to the award thing that you're taking a risk having sex with them because even though the warts are gone, he may still have the virus and yes, indeed, there are a certain percentage of the warts viruses that would have vanished after about 10 years. So it's probably okay. But you are taking a finite risk with that. The warts do not cause pain so you wouldn't be getting irritation from that. It's probably just your guy's mechanics together and you're going to have to work on finding something that doesn't keep reproducing that spot of irritation. The flair.

24:16🔗 Adam Maybe you could soften the flair by wrapping some duct tape around it or something.

24:20🔗 Drew Take a little edge off it.

24:21🔗 The Donnas Take the flair down a couple of notches.

24:23🔗 Drew There's sort of like an aileron. It hatches down.

24:29🔗 Adam It reminds me of a dog that's been left on the grill too long when they bust open.

24:34🔗 Caller They split open.

24:35🔗 Drew Yeah, that's not good.

24:36🔗 Adam That's disgusting.

24:37🔗 Caller Wow.

24:38🔗 Drew just vomit.

24:39🔗 Adam Nobody likes to show off.

24:41🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying?

24:43🔗 Adam Start some group for guys who have like inadequate corona flares.

24:46🔗 Drew What do we call it? A new band. It's a boy band.

24:48🔗 Adam Corona flares. Wow.

24:50🔗 Drew They're awesome.

24:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

24:51🔗 The Donnas There you go.

24:52🔗 Drew These guys are puked too.

24:53🔗 Adam Drew, did you know the corona flair? I've been here for almost 10 years.

24:56🔗 Drew I never heard of that. I think she kind of made her own. Probably she found something on the web that referred to it that way. I knew what she was talking about.

25:05🔗 Adam She certainly painted a picture. The Donnas are in the studio tonight. We're going to hear something off the CD, Gold Medal, Torry and Allison. We will take a quick break and we'll be right back for some Germany or Florida.

25:20🔗 Drew Oh yes.

25:20🔗 Adam Germany. This is going to be huge.

25:23🔗 Drew Followed by Accordion Countdown.

25:27🔗 Adam That's a ton of show. All that after this.

25:31🔗 Caller Ace's Ranchero Countdown.

25:32🔗 The Donnas No good. You don't like that game.

25:35🔗 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1.

25:38🔗 Caller Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

25:41🔗 We'll be right back.

25:54🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Donnas in here tonight. The Donnas, that is Torry and Allison in, Greg and Maya coming in. Papa Roach in here on Thursday Night. Donnas.

26:13🔗 The Donnas We just saw them.

26:14🔗 Adam Yes. They did the Spike TV thing?

26:15🔗 The Donnas Yeah, everybody was there.

26:17🔗 Drew Did they hawk on people? No. On Sunday night at the Christmas here in Los Angeles. They were, were they not?

26:24🔗 The Donnas There were a couple of loogies.

26:27🔗 Caller I gotta tell you this.

26:29🔗 Adam I know. Listen, I'm that way too. And here's the thing.

26:33🔗 Drew Unacceptable.

26:33🔗 Adam Let me tell you something about me and the ladies.

26:35🔗 Okay.

26:37🔗 Adam We both are grossed out by the loogies. I think we-

26:41🔗 Drew You and the ladies.

26:42🔗 Adam Me and the ladies.

26:43🔗 Drew Can I join you in that?

26:43🔗 Adam I think, and Drew too, but I think where we part ways is the gas. I think that's where we part ways. But that's fine. At least we found some common ground on Loogie Island. because I find it disgusting. And I've said this many times, you're gonna stand by it. Rather be urinated on.

26:59🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

27:00🔗 Adam No, do it.

27:01🔗 The Donnas Okay.

27:01🔗 Adam I'm saying do it now.

27:03🔗 I would rather be urinated on.

27:05🔗 The Donnas Someone actually urinated on our tour manager's foot. This dude in a band. That is true.

27:10🔗 Adam In australia.

27:11🔗 The Donnas In australia.

27:12🔗 Caller But he was British.

27:14🔗 Adam Interesting.

27:14🔗 The Donnas I knew you were gonna say that. But our tour manager threw him through a glass, like one of those shower doors that had glass.

27:21🔗 Adam Really?

27:22🔗 The Donnas He was so angry.

27:23🔗 The Donnas He couldn't take the guy.

27:23🔗 The Donnas because to him, that's like the worst thing you could do. It was like watching bears or wild animals, you know, like peed on him and he threw him through a shower.

27:32🔗 The Donnas That's what happens to you, I guess.

27:35🔗 Adam I would rather be urinated on than Loogie the Pond.

27:38🔗 Drew Yes, Loogie and Speardom. Speardom too.

27:41🔗 Adam What's Speardom?

27:42🔗 Drew That's big Loogies come out of that chest.

27:44🔗 The Donnas Someone in our band has been spread, Brett, someone hawked a Loogie on her pants recently, right? Recently. It left a stain.

27:55🔗 Caller It was disgusting.

27:57🔗 The Donnas Why did they do that? I don't even know.

27:58🔗 Drew Unacceptable.

28:00🔗 Adam It's DNA for a life. It never goes away.

28:02🔗 Drew And Papa Roach was spraying that ass all over the stage.

28:36🔗 The Donnas Or have been. But we all moved there from other places. None of us were born there.

28:41🔗 The Donnas From where?

28:42🔗 The Donnas I was from San Francisco.

28:43🔗 The Donnas And I was from here, from Hollywood.

28:45🔗 Adam And it seems Palo Alto seems like a very sane place to grow up.

28:49🔗 Caller A little too.

28:50🔗 Adam You had to lash out.

28:51🔗 The Donnas We had to have a band.

28:52🔗 Adam You had to rebel.

28:53🔗 Drew You were also sort of, San Jose was sort of doing its thing then too, when you were growing up.

28:56🔗 The Donnas Yeah, well, I went to San Jose a lot. And then, yeah, well, it sort of took over and seeped in during high school. It's high school. It was when, like, everything started getting torn down and then putting up all these big, ugly chains. And Starbucks took over the local coffee. You know, it just turned into a weird Silicon Valley. Like, it's just like any other town. But before, it was cool.

29:17🔗 Adam Did the Donnas get together in high school?

29:19🔗 The Donnas Middle school. Yeah, 13.

29:21🔗 Caller Middle school.

29:22🔗 Adam When did you guys, how old were you guys when you played your first gig? Or just first?

29:25🔗 The Donnas 13 and 14. It was at the end of 8th grade, so.

29:29🔗 Adam Some school thing or some, a party or what?

29:31🔗 The Donnas Yeah, it was at school. One of the PE teachers actually was, he was really excited. There were so many rock bands at the school. There were like three or four other bands besides our band and he invited us and the other bands to play at lunchtime. He wanted to put on like a, like an outdoor series of the bands at the school.

29:48🔗 The Donnas It was very exciting.

29:48🔗 The Donnas It was nice of him.

29:49🔗 The Donnas Yeah.

29:50🔗 Adam Do you remember what song you played? Did you cover a song?

29:52🔗 The Donnas We played cover songs, but they weren't famous. We played songs that like people wouldn't know.

29:56🔗 The Donnas And no one at our school knew them.

29:59🔗 Adam What bands did you pick?

30:00🔗 The Donnas L7. We liked L7 because they were a girl band.

30:03🔗 The Donnas Shonen Knife.

30:04🔗 The Donnas Shonen Knife were a girl band from Japan.

30:05🔗 Drew Shakespeare's Sister.

30:06🔗 The Donnas Yeah. I remember them. They were people from Banana Rama.

30:09🔗 Drew Oh yeah. I'm not sure.

30:12🔗 The Donnas And yeah, we played those songs and nobody knew them. We probably thought they were our songs.

30:16🔗 Adam We should get L7 in here.

30:17🔗 Drew It's been a while. They've been on a bunch of times.

30:19🔗 Adam They're brassy.

30:20🔗 The Donnas I love that. They're awesome.

30:22🔗 The Donnas They're a big inspiration to that.

30:24🔗 Drew I haven't met Shakespeare's sister either.

30:25🔗 Adam No, I wasn't here when they came in here.

30:28🔗 The Donnas Do they still do stuff?

30:29🔗 Drew I don't know. It's been a long time. Anyway, Germany or Florida?

30:31🔗 Adam Germany or Florida.

30:32🔗 The Donnas Germany.

30:33🔗 Adam Here's how the game goes. No guessing yet.

30:34🔗 The Donnas Oh, oh, oh, okay.

30:36🔗 Adam They tell us the bizarre story, which most definitely either emanates from Germany or Florida.

30:42🔗 Drew because all bizarre.

30:44🔗 The Donnas I would actually definitely agree with that.

30:46🔗 Drew So we'll tell them Germany.

30:47🔗 Adam And then we guess.

30:48🔗 Is it Germany or Florida?

30:49🔗 The Donnas Okay, a game.

30:50🔗 Caller Alex.

30:51🔗 Hi.

30:53🔗 Adam You're 24.

30:54🔗 Caller That's right.

30:55🔗 Adam You got some Germany or Florida for us? I do.

30:57🔗 Caller Go ahead. A man has been charged with animal cruelty for allegedly biting his Jack russell terrier as punishment. After receiving the complaint, police kicked down the apartment door when they heard an argument and a barking dog. They reported the terrier's left front paw was bloody from a bite. According to an officer, the man said that biting the dog was good punishment, and that's how you train them. The dog was spiked, so that's what they understand. The man was jailed Saturday on one count each of felony animal cruelty and resisting arrest without violence.

31:27🔗 Drew Resisting arrest? Very Florida.

31:29🔗 The Donnas I think it's Florida.

31:30🔗 Adam But without violence? Not so Floridian.

31:34🔗 The Donnas The dog training part sounds German.

31:36🔗 The Donnas I was going with Germany for a while.

31:38🔗 The Donnas I think it's Florida too.

31:39🔗 Drew It gives us very little cultural nuance.

31:41🔗 Adam Well, he resisted arrest, but in Florida, it's, you know, shirt off, scratches, flailing in the air, throwing karate kicks and stuff. This is passive resistance.

31:52🔗 Drew You're going to Germany?

31:54🔗 Adam I'm going to Germany.

31:54🔗 Drew I'm going to Florida.

31:55🔗 The Donnas I'm going to Florida too.

31:56🔗 The Donnas I'll go to Germany. Why not?

31:58🔗 Adam All right. So Torry and I are Germany and Allison and Drew Florida.

32:05🔗 The Donnas Oh my goodness.

32:06🔗 Adam Alex, is it Germany or Florida?

32:09🔗 Caller The answer is Florida.

32:14🔗 The Donnas So close, but not even me.

32:16🔗 Adam Yeah, really. just one off.

32:18🔗 Drew Nice one, Alex. Well done.

32:19🔗 Adam Thanks, buddy.

32:20🔗 Drew Well, now that you've broken the young ladies in, why don't you give them the real, the gritty game?

32:25🔗 Adam Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown. This is a game that's even, some are calling it bigger than Germany or Florida. But if you can believe it.

32:36🔗 Drew I'm, in fact, insulted by that.

32:38🔗 Adam All Ranchero music, the backbone of Ranchero music is nauseating accordion. It has to have accordion in it or it's just not Ranchero music. I found it to be almost nonstop throughout Ranchero songs. We pick a random Ranchero song. We start randomly at any point in the Ranchero song, possibly one of the ones you guys cover in the eighth grade. It could be. And we do a countdown. How long? Drew, you get started. You say how long before you hear the accordion?

33:06🔗 Drew Two seconds.

33:07🔗 Adam Two seconds, Drew says. All right. Allison, what do you have for me?

33:12🔗 Drew How long to accordion?

33:15🔗 The Donnas I say five.

33:16🔗 Drew Five seconds.

33:17🔗 Caller Five seconds.

33:18🔗 Adam Allison?

33:19🔗 Drew That was the Torry, right?

33:20🔗 Caller No, no, no.

33:21🔗 The Donnas Torry. That's me.

33:23🔗 Adam Oh, and I get everyone mixed up.

33:24🔗 The Donnas Sorry. I'm going to say maybe can I say it'll start right away?

33:29🔗 The Donnas Yes.

33:29🔗 The Donnas It'll just be right in there.

33:31🔗 The Donnas Zero seconds.

33:32🔗 The Donnas The accordion is going to start.

33:34🔗 The Donnas Torry is going to be right.

33:35🔗 The Donnas I hope.

33:36🔗 Drew These two are records I've played before.

33:37🔗 Adam Yeah. Torry goes immediate. Allison goes five.

33:42🔗 The Donnas because it's not fair. What if it's like a stop in the song? It could be rigged.

33:46🔗 Adam You don't know where you're going to come in. That's the thing. When you roll the Ace's Rancher, I'm actually going to count down dice.

33:52🔗 Caller You never know what's going to turn up.

33:54🔗 Drew There's more skill than just rolling dice. Come on.

33:57🔗 Adam That's true. I'm going seven seconds. I'm going long. Wow.

34:01🔗 Drew So it's zero, two, five, and seven, right?

34:03🔗 Adam Zero, two, five, and seven, zero. The zero I put immediate.

34:07🔗 The Donnas Immediate.

34:08🔗 Adam That's right.

34:08🔗 The Donnas Immediately.

34:09🔗 Drew All right, Chris. Six.

34:10🔗 Adam Are you poised?

34:11🔗 Drew I'm ready. Four, three, two, one, go.

34:46🔗 Adam We don't break it down in defense over here.

34:48🔗 The Donnas It's a mid-type game, really.

34:50🔗 Drew Allison's cringing at the music.

34:53🔗 The Donnas because it's got fake horns. I hate fake horns.

34:56🔗 Adam Come on.

34:56🔗 Caller This is good stuff.

34:58🔗 Caller obviously, you guys are jealous.

35:04🔗 The Donnas Well, it's near Redwood City, and there are many taco stand that like to play this all over. Yeah, this kind of stuff.

35:12🔗 Caller This is not just taco stand music's waiting. This is heard in some of the finest establishments across North America. Yes, Drew? Oh, five-star hotel, upscale.

35:24🔗 Drew French restaurants.

35:29🔗 Caller Presidential inauguration.

35:33🔗 The Donnas They have some really nice taco stands in Redwood City.

35:38🔗 Drew Not nice enough to play this.

35:40🔗 Caller That's right.

35:41🔗 Adam All right, turn it down, Chris. That's how you play Ace's MXN Ranchero.

35:45🔗 The Donnas I like that game. I lost twice.

35:47🔗 Adam Of course you like it.

35:49🔗 The Donnas We should do that for money next time.

35:52🔗 Adam because you don't you don't know this could be a grift where we basically hustle you guys.

35:57🔗 The Donnas Yeah, that's true. But I think we could get him over there on our side.

36:03🔗 Adam Chris, Chris.

36:04🔗 The Donnas That's it.

36:05🔗 Adam Of course, Chris, if you would kiss him on the shoulder, he would kill me.

36:13🔗 Caller Over the T-shirt, he would stab me with a pencil in the neck. Oh, yes, you could get him to kill me right there.

36:19🔗 Adam There's no doubt in my mind.

36:21🔗 Caller He'd probably like to do it.

36:22🔗 Adam He'd probably answer like this, gladly.

36:24🔗 Caller Or maybe maybe a simple done and done.

36:28🔗 The Donnas You don't have to think about it at all.

36:30🔗 Adam Let's do it.

36:31🔗 Drew I think it would be yes, my queen.

36:32🔗 Caller All right. Smell good. Took the shower.

36:36🔗 That's good.

36:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:37🔗 Awesome.

36:38🔗 Adam All right. But let's talk to Angie or Chris. You should talk to him during the commercial. He's a huge fan.

36:43🔗 Caller We did talk a little bit.

36:45🔗 Adam OK.

36:46🔗 The Donnas Yeah, we did talk. We were hanging.

36:47🔗 Adam Maybe that's it.

36:48🔗 The Donnas Torry's single, you know.

36:51🔗 Drew Well, Allison's newly divorced.

36:52🔗 That's good.

36:54🔗 The Donnas I have a boyfriend, though. Oh, I'm used to it. Whatever.

36:58🔗 The Donnas Oh, he's not talking.

36:59🔗 The Donnas What is all this weird extra soundbite?

37:01🔗 Adam That's Anderson.

37:02🔗 The Donnas That's Anderson.

37:03🔗 Adam And you saying you have a boyfriend is really him taking the number two pencil he's going to stand with.

37:09🔗 Caller No, no, no.

37:10🔗 Adam Bursting his bubble.

37:13🔗 The Donnas We don't all have boyfriends.

37:14🔗 Caller All right. There you go.

37:16🔗 Adam There you go.

37:16🔗 Caller All right.

37:17🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. Break. Be right back with the Donnas after this.

37:22🔗 Dude, you got issues.

37:24🔗 Caller Call Loveline.

37:25🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

37:46🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Bretton Maia in here now from the Donnas.

37:54🔗 Caller Hi.

37:55🔗 Adam Gold medal, name of the CD. I forgot that the Donnas were only staying the first hour because they have to get up early and get a flight tomorrow morning, and so I screwed up with the song and this and that. I want to talk to Bretton Maia.

38:08🔗 Drew Let's play the song after they've left. Is that okay with you guys? That's fine. So we don't use your time.

38:11🔗 Adam We promise, we promise. We'll play it.

38:13🔗 Caller Cool.

38:14🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

38:14🔗 Caller We love promises.

38:15🔗 Caller We'll play it.

38:16🔗 Adam No, you'll be listening to it on the, in your town car on your way back to Florida.

38:20🔗 Caller And they can call in if it doesn't happen.

38:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Be angry. Yeah. venomous. All right. So I think we should take a call. We have some calls for the band, actually, which we've been ignoring. Bill? Year 18?

38:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:35🔗 Adam What's up?

38:35🔗 Caller Question about the De Quervain's tendonitis for Torry.

38:39🔗 Caller Right.

38:39🔗 Caller She's gone.

38:40🔗 Drew Torry has De Quervain's?

38:42🔗 Caller Yes.

38:42🔗 Caller Can Drew talk about that?

38:44🔗 Drew It's just a tendonitis here by the thumb.

38:47🔗 Caller She had surgery. She's better now. She's taking care of herself.

38:51🔗 Adam Is this from playing the drums?

38:52🔗 Caller Yeah. She used to have this. It was called, I guess, the technical term for the way she used to play was called the grip of death.

39:00🔗 Oh, really?

39:02🔗 Caller Adam, careful.

39:04🔗 Drew Your coronal flare might be extinguished.

39:06🔗 Caller Hey, that's my friend you're talking about.

39:08🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. That's my coronal flare you're talking about, Drew.

39:13🔗 Caller She really likes her physical therapy.

39:15🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know what you do. You go in, do you go in and they give you exercises and stuff like that?

39:21🔗 Caller Yeah, they do like paraffin on her and like weird sonogram. I don't know if she was talking about it the other day.

39:26🔗 Adam But it's definitely from drumming. You wouldn't have it. A young woman wouldn't have this anyway, right?

39:32🔗 Caller You can get it from typing or playing bass.

39:35🔗 Drew But musicians get certain kinds of hand and finger tendonitises that are real serious because they have to be treated to keep people performing. It's not like if you got it, we'd say, well, you put a splint for it.

39:47🔗 Caller Actually, our publicist has it.

39:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:49🔗 Drew It's common.

39:51🔗 Caller My mom has it too.

39:52🔗 Drew Mostly people your mom ages that get it and you put a little steroid in there, it goes away.

39:55🔗 Caller He has it because he had a new baby.

39:57🔗 Adam Oh, really?

39:58🔗 Caller He got it from like changing diapers and.

40:00🔗 Adam Why?

40:01🔗 My mom got it from doing yoga.

40:02🔗 Drew I get a crumple tunnel from babies. because you're holding, you're keeping your hand frozen.

40:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:07🔗 Drew Holding a baby all the time.

40:07🔗 Caller I can imagine that.

40:08🔗 Adam Publicists have a, oftentimes, a lung disorder from blowing smoke up people's asses. I notice it. It's called the baby-essers' lungs. Have you ever heard that?

40:19🔗 Caller No.

40:19🔗 Adam You heard of that? I've heard of that.

40:21🔗 Caller My boyfriend's a publicist.

40:23🔗 Caller Oh, no. Oh, enemy territory.

40:27🔗 Adam Couldn't have found just like, you know, like a neo-Nazi or somebody respectable.

40:32🔗 Caller He's a nice publicist.

40:34🔗 Adam All right. All right. I guess there's one every once in a while.

40:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:37🔗 Caller He keeps my secrets.

40:38🔗 Caller She got him. He's taken.

40:39🔗 Adam Angela.

40:41🔗 Hey, guys.

40:41🔗 Adam You're 21?

40:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:43🔗 Adam What's up?

40:44🔗 Caller I wanted to say, I hope you guys are all well. And I had a question when if you guys were to collaborate with any artist or musician in the future, if you could pick anybody, who would you pick? And if there was somebody that you would like, not want to work with, like, who would that be?

41:01🔗 Caller Is this Angela that made the cupcakes?

41:03🔗 Caller Yes.

41:04🔗 Caller How are you? Hi.

41:05🔗 Caller Those cupcakes were good. It's really late over here, though.

41:08🔗 Caller I can imagine. Well, hey now, we ate them and we're fine.

41:13🔗 Adam Is this, oh, is this Angela that didn't make us any cupcakes?

41:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:16🔗 Adam I remember her, Drew. Remember her?

41:17🔗 Caller Or you, because they were good and they were miniature.

41:20🔗 Caller Well, we just saw Snoop Dogg collaborating with Motley Crue, so that it might be fun to collaborate with Snoop Dogg.

41:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:27🔗 Caller Yeah, that would be great.

41:28🔗 Adam Good guy. I've been to his home. I've been to the room where all the magic goes on. No, I got baked. Yeah. And I can't remember that much of it. I remember I was laughing a lot. Thank god we filmed it. Yeah. Hey, did cupcakes have some sort of renaissance or something? I'm seeing them now.

41:43🔗 Caller Yeah, they're everywhere.

41:44🔗 Adam Like, here's the thing, like cupcakes are something I saw up until the age of nine or 10, and then they went away, and now they're back.

41:51🔗 Drew Are they elaborately decorated now, too?

41:54🔗 Caller Yeah, hers were just miniature, which is the best kind.

41:56🔗 Caller And they were like chocolate and cream cheese.

41:59🔗 Caller You know, that kind of some chocolate chips.

42:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just saying, people are now bringing cupcakes into work and stuff. And I'm like, what's next? The piñata, like everyone's in their thirties here.

42:11🔗 Caller It's food nostalgia. You know, everyone's depressed, so they just want to be reminded of their childhood.

42:15🔗 Drew It's retro.

42:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:16🔗 Adam Yeah. I like I'd like this nation to focus on pie consumption and get a little.

42:21🔗 Caller I like pie.

42:22🔗 Adam Thank you. Get away from the novelty desserts like cupcakes. You got to get licking the wrapper like a goat at the end of the thing or once while just eating the wrapper.

42:31🔗 Caller That would just make the wrapper.

42:32🔗 Adam You could eat.

42:32🔗 Drew Why not?

42:33🔗 Adam Why not?

42:33🔗 Caller I'm sure they do have those out there.

42:35🔗 Drew It'd be easy enough.

42:36🔗 Adam just make the edible wrapper.

42:38🔗 Caller It's always that rice paper stuff they put on the weird.

42:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Works out well. Let's eat the paper. Yeah. It'll make them into foil or whatever it is. We should just be able to eat it.

42:47🔗 Caller Then you'd let them come back.

42:48🔗 Adam You know, it's like a cheese where you can eat the skin part of the cheese. That's nice. You don't have to futz with it.

42:54🔗 Drew Right.

42:54🔗 Adam Yes.

42:55🔗 Drew Yeah. Let's do that. I've noticed a lot of people, finicky people, avoid that. Ooh, I don't like that.

42:59🔗 Adam But because you don't know if you should be eating the wax part or not.

43:03🔗 Drew You can't.

43:04🔗 Adam But some cheeses, it's no good.

43:06🔗 Caller You can make things out of it. You know, you can play with it. Mold it into snowmen.

43:10🔗 Adam You do that with your ear stuff and your booger still. All right. I'm just saying, I want someone to come with a cupcake wrapper that is edible.

43:18🔗 Drew Done.

43:18🔗 Adam Yes. Done. All right.

43:20🔗 Drew Yes, your highness.

43:22🔗 Adam Let's get a Loveline call in here, Drew. We want to talk to you.

43:25🔗 Drew That's one right there.

43:25🔗 Adam Terrified of dating? All right. Jennifer?

43:29🔗 Caller Yes.

43:30🔗 Adam You're 23?

43:31🔗 Caller I am.

43:32🔗 Adam What's up?

43:34🔗 Caller Well, I'm calling. I wouldn't say it's like a last resort, but I've had an issue with dating.

43:41🔗 Drew By the way, it's a resounding endorsement of the show. I'm calling this my last resort. I can't imagine calling a place like this, but I'm desperate.

43:49🔗 Adam You've hit bottom and you picked up the phone to call Loveline.

43:52🔗 Caller Too much.

43:53🔗 Adam Right.

43:53🔗 Caller Well, ever since I was an adolescent, ever since I was old enough to realize that boys were out there and whatnot, I've had a problem with attracting them, I guess, you could say.

44:08🔗 Drew You mean you over-attract them or under-attract them?

44:10🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

44:11🔗 Adam She doesn't attract them.

44:12🔗 Drew You don't attract them or you attract them too much?

44:14🔗 Caller I feel like I don't attract them.

44:16🔗 Drew Don't attract them, all right.

44:17🔗 Caller I'm 23 years old and I've never been in a serious relationship.

44:21🔗 Adam Such an effervescent personality. I can't imagine it. All right.

44:25🔗 Caller Maybe you should dye your hair.

44:28🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

44:30🔗 Adam Yeah, that'll do it.

44:31🔗 Caller That'll do it.

44:32🔗 Drew Well, is that something we should know about you?

44:34🔗 Adam Yeah, what in your estimation is wrong with you? Why wouldn't you attract guys?

44:39🔗 Caller Well, I think probably my biggest problem is I'm insecure.

44:46🔗 Drew No, that's never bothered guys.

44:48🔗 Adam Doesn't bother guys. We gotta pick one that bothers guys. We like insecure.

44:52🔗 Drew Right. If you're injured, if you're injured, guys are all about it.

44:55🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what we want. We want damaged goods.

44:57🔗 Caller Who knew?

44:58🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what we like. We'll pick up the pieces.

45:00🔗 Caller We agree a lot, then.

45:01🔗 Adam Yeah, it's really just your self-esteem is low enough so we can get some on the first day.

45:05🔗 Drew Listen, the male is like a lion in the brush watching a herd go by. The one straggling at the end.

45:12🔗 Adam Yeah, we want the good-looking zebra that falls behind. Got a bad wheel on it. We can eat it.

45:17🔗 Caller Maybe she likes the wrong kind of guys.

45:18🔗 Caller I'm telling you that I think that that's my biggest problem.

45:22🔗 Adam Low self-esteem is your biggest problem?

45:25🔗 Caller Low self-esteem and insecurity. Insecurity with how I look, maybe.

45:30🔗 Drew Oh, now we're getting somewhere.

45:31🔗 Adam Yeah, what's the matter with how you look?

45:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:35🔗 Caller Maybe you need a makeover.

45:36🔗 Adam Yeah, what's wrong with how you look?

45:38🔗 Caller Well, I know objectively that I'm not a dog.

45:45🔗 Adam Okay, nothing wrong with you.

45:46🔗 Caller Definitely. I like your scale. I listen to your show a lot, and I'm familiar with the scale, I guess you could say. I have no idea where I fall on that scale. I couldn't tell you. I couldn't look at myself.

45:58🔗 Adam You don't know. You can't figure.

46:00🔗 Caller You don't.

46:01🔗 Adam That's a bad sign, Drew.

46:03🔗 Caller Amazing.

46:04🔗 Adam All right. Now, here's the thing. Now, there is a guy for you. Don't worry. It's just you may have to lower your number or your expectation level. Okay. It isn't necessarily. Here's the thing, everyone. People are like, oh no, don't settle. No, don't settle. Be realistic. Be realistic with the kind of job you should be getting when you're 19 and you have no education. Be realistic with the kind of car you should be driving when you're making $28,000 a year.

46:33🔗 Drew Be realistic.

46:34🔗 Adam Yeah, drive the best version. But you shouldn't be out looking at a Mercedes if you're making X amount a year. I hate to be cruel about them. I'm asking people to be realistic. If you're not the greatest looking gal on the planet and your personality isn't the most wonderful either, you got to be looking at like an Ike Turner type, you know, skinny black guy who will be...

46:57🔗 Caller Well, isn't there a thing about that too, like people that aren't good looking a lot of times are the most critical?

47:02🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

47:02🔗 Caller I think there's a sex in the city about that exact subject.

47:05🔗 Adam That's why I'm not critical.

47:07🔗 Caller because I'm really hot.

47:08🔗 Drew We're going to have to keep talking about this.

47:09🔗 Adam All right. All right. Donnas here. just one more break. We'll make nice and we'll be... Well, after what you said about her publicist boyfriend.

47:21🔗 Caller I thought you said that.

47:23🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

47:23🔗 Adam I don't know the difference between who's talking anymore. Who's talking now?

47:26🔗 Drew I don't know. Hold on.

47:27🔗 Adam Test one, two. That's me. That's me. All right. We'll be right back after this.

47:33🔗 Caller All right, guys.

47:33🔗 Here's the deal.

47:34🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:38🔗 One call is all you need to make.

47:39🔗 Drew Call the Dateline.

47:40🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:42🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

48:14🔗 Adam Hey there, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Papa Roach in here on Thursday night. Tonight, the beautiful Donnas in the studio. Brent and Maya in for Torry and Allison. And the name of the CD is Gold Medal. All right, when we left off, we're speaking to Jennifer, who's 23, wouldn't give herself a nine in the looks department, but-

48:39🔗 Drew But wouldn't give herself anything else either.

48:41🔗 Adam Right.

48:41🔗 Drew Couldn't get a clear picture.

48:43🔗 Adam I think she's not calendar material, but that's fine, because the line share the women aren't. And here's the thing, everybody, you get obsessed with the handful of women you see on Entertainment Tonight or these crappy magazines, but 95% of the country is no better looking than you are, and they manage to get married and have relationships and crap out kids.

49:04🔗 Drew The mistake people make is they begin to think that what they see on TV and in a magazine is normal.

49:09🔗 Adam Right.

49:09🔗 Drew It's not normal.

49:11🔗 Caller Those people are an exic and airbrush wearing lots of makeup.

49:14🔗 Caller And they look scary in person, too. We saw them tonight.

49:17🔗 Drew They're freaks. Forget their actual demeanor, what they have to do to sort of attain what they look like. The fact is, even if they were perfectly healthy and look like that, that represents a tiny, itsy-bitsy little percentage of what the human appearance is normally like.

49:32🔗 Adam Right.

49:32🔗 Drew It's not normative.

49:33🔗 Adam That's right.

49:33🔗 Caller We cannot look like you, Adam.

49:35🔗 Adam No, we can't.

49:36🔗 Drew It's tough.

49:36🔗 Caller It's non-realistic.

49:38🔗 Adam Even I can't look like me, OK? God knows I'd like to. Yes, Drew?

49:43🔗 Drew God knows you would.

49:44🔗 Adam I have a very pronounced corona flare.

49:48🔗 Caller Jennifer?

49:50🔗 Adam All right. So your self-esteem is low?

49:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:55🔗 Adam You have a bad attitude. And now, do you have any problem with men? Has your father abandoned you, evil stepdad, anything like that?

50:02🔗 Caller No, I actually have a wonderful father, but he's not from America.

50:10🔗 Adam That's trouble.

50:11🔗 Caller There's been a cultural barrier, and so we always had problems and stuff going on.

50:15🔗 Adam Where's he from?

50:18🔗 Caller I'd rather not say. It might give too much info.

50:19🔗 Drew Is it in Asia? No, no, no, no.

50:22🔗 Adam Cuba. Hold on. You're going to have to tell us exactly where he's from. I will hang up on your ass.

50:28🔗 Caller russia.

50:29🔗 Adam Oh, oh, that's huge. Well, who cares? So it's a little different.

50:34🔗 Caller And because there's some red, it complicates things when you're growing up.

50:41🔗 Adam Having a russian father.

50:43🔗 Caller Does he drink a lot of vodka?

50:44🔗 Caller No, not necessarily because he's russian, but because he's not American.

50:48🔗 Drew So has he beaten you down to the point where you're afraid to be social?

50:52🔗 Caller Oh, OK, besides the fact that he's not American, he was also a very critical father.

50:57🔗 Drew Has he beaten you down to the point that you're fearful of having any kind of social interaction?

51:03🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, he was physically abusive a little bit.

51:10🔗 Adam Hold on, he went from dad of the year, Eastern block dad of the year, to beating on me. He's verbally abusive. She was saying what a great relationship she had, what a great guy he was. I guess she loves him.

51:22🔗 Caller She's trying to protect him.

51:24🔗 Caller She wants him to like her.

51:25🔗 Drew That's enough.

51:26🔗 Adam Let's just call a spade a spade here, though. He's physically abusive, and he's not doing much for his self esteem.

51:32🔗 Drew But then again, before you get back to Jennifer, that would, though, make Jennifer merely go after abusive a-holes.

51:37🔗 Adam Yes, that's true.

51:38🔗 Drew That would make her not have relationships.

51:40🔗 Caller Right.

51:41🔗 Drew So that still isn't the answer yet.

51:42🔗 Adam Jennifer?

51:43🔗 Caller Yes.

51:44🔗 Adam All right, so he didn't make you feel like you were a princess?

51:48🔗 Caller Well, but... Yeah, okay.

51:52🔗 Adam Go ahead. Go ahead and blame him a little bit.

51:55🔗 Caller That's fine. He was very, very critical. Very critical. He always says I was growing up, but...

52:00🔗 Adam Okay, so that didn't make you feel good about yourself.

52:02🔗 Caller He always gave me everything I wanted. Always... I mean, provided for me.

52:07🔗 Adam All right, but he damaged your self-esteem.

52:10🔗 Caller Yes.

52:11🔗 Adam Okay. And if you ever had a boyfriend?

52:15🔗 Caller Not... I've been involved. I was involved with somebody for about two and a half years, but it was never official. He never would allow me to make it official. I mean, we had...

52:26🔗 Drew That fits...

52:26🔗 Caller .together frequently.

52:27🔗 Drew That's an abusive, unavailable a-hole.

52:28🔗 Adam Well, did you have sex?

52:30🔗 Caller Yes.

52:32🔗 Adam Two and a half years, you said, was stringing along.

52:34🔗 Caller Lucky guy. Yeah.

52:36🔗 Drew That fits. Now, that fits.

52:38🔗 Adam Nothing official. I like this guy. He's like, oh... He's the best of all worlds. Yeah, we're still trying to... We're holed up with the paperwork. We've got some of that to go through. Well, stuff, it needs... We need to... We need... Somebody needs to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized, we need to be notarized. I concur.

55:05🔗 Drew Oh no.

55:06🔗 Adam Now here's the thing about Drew and I, when we start feeling, we start feeling it come from her. And by the way, these are these endless conversations where it's like oh my dad's a prince, oh he hit me, oh he's the greatest guy, oh he eroded my self-esteem.

55:22🔗 Drew Look, I don't want to play a ping pong with him. And by the way, terrified of dating is not someone who hangs out for two and a half years with a guy. That's not terrified of dating, that's somebody who has sort of post-traumatic stress disorder because she went after an a-hole for two and a half years and it affected her and now it's very anxiety-provoking to get back in again because you are attracted to a-holes.

55:39🔗 Adam Yeah, listen everybody, let me give you a little speech about being with nice people. Everybody, especially you ladies. Oh, you want dynamic, you want brilliant, oh, he's hilarious, what a thinker, what a mind on this guy, so deep. Find a nice guy, find a guy who's easy, find a guy who's friendly. Let me tell you something, people, they're like breeds of dogs. Some are friendly and some are just little choirs, you know what I mean? And sometimes the big thinkers, these guys are tormented, they're trouble. And that's great, it's fun, it's exciting for a weekend, it's passionate, but day in and day out, get an easy going. Nothing better than someone with a good disposition. Think about your friends, forget about lovers, forget about the opposite sex. Think about those friends of yours who are just laid back, they're in a good mood, there's no piece of news. You could go out, borrow their car, wrap it around a telephone pole, and you would go back thinking, he's going to be cool with that, he's a cool guy, or a cool chick, or whoever it is. And then there's the ones, it's always trauma, it's always trouble, there's always chaos. You want to marry one of those people? You want to spend years with one of those people? Find someone who's got a good disposition. Find a nice lab, a nice lab, happy to see you when you come home.

56:55🔗 Caller I hate to burst your bubble, but the nice ones have some surprises, too, sometimes.

56:59🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, oh, those are really nice. They're not really nice ones. Those are the guys.

57:04🔗 Drew Those guys are reading is that they seem so nice.

57:06🔗 Adam Yeah, but thin plastic wood grain veneer. Nice.

57:10🔗 Drew It's a chihuahua furniture, wooden lab.

57:14🔗 Adam Yeah, it's a chihuahua.

57:15🔗 Caller Trojan horse. Is that what you're saying?

57:17🔗 Drew Trojan lab.

57:18🔗 Caller Nice guys have problems, too, though.

57:20🔗 Drew They're different kinds.

57:21🔗 Adam Everybody, here's the thing about, no, and I'm not, I'm not, I don't want to say.

57:24🔗 Drew You're talking about boring guys, you're just.

57:25🔗 Adam I'm not talking about nice.

57:26🔗 Drew Yeah, boring.

57:26🔗 Adam because nice to me is like, well, it doesn't make the other guy mean.

57:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:30🔗 Adam It's not the difference between nice and mean.

57:32🔗 Drew It's between chaos and calm.

57:34🔗 Adam It's just comfortable in your skin. I don't mean cocky. I don't mean even confident. I just mean relaxed. Not chaotic. People that are easy, people that enjoy being alive, and that doesn't mean they're going base jumping every day. They're not adrenaline junkies. We know the people that are relaxed. You guys are getting uncomfortable just hearing their relaxed story. I am. because you know them right. You know them right. And you hook up with these guys and they're troublemakers.

57:58🔗 Caller just don't think that that guy's out there. There isn't really a guy that's totally relaxed. Oh, please.

58:02🔗 Adam You're just not into them. Look at Chris over here. He's almost falling asleep. He's comatose.

58:08🔗 Drew Dude, I'm relaxed.

58:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:10🔗 Drew No kidding.

58:10🔗 Adam That's hot. Yeah. He smells like aqua melba. It's like a lap dog. He just you take him. You can take him on the plane with you. I'm not sure if he's going to go on the plane anyway. But you know what I'm saying? He has to go everywhere.

58:22🔗 Caller Yeah, but something freaks him out. No, he's got some problem. Now, everybody does.

58:27🔗 Caller What if I ask him to marry me right now?

58:29🔗 Drew He'd do it tonight. Do it for tonight.

58:32🔗 Adam OK, yeah, he'd do it. Yeah, get over there. Get married. The point is, is you guys need a guy. And I'm not I'm not talking about a puss. I'm just talking about a guy whose disposition is general, genuinely good.

58:46🔗 Drew I like the way the girl band translation of punk is marry me. That's punk.

58:53🔗 Caller That's how you scare a guy. That's all I know. Yeah, that's all I know.

58:56🔗 Caller Moving with me is also scary.

58:57🔗 Caller That's a scary one, too.

58:58🔗 Caller Or let's have babies. It's really scary. They don't like that.

59:00🔗 Adam Chris Tinkled in his pants.

59:03🔗 Drew That's like Fletch coming in here and barfing. Yeah, same thing.

59:05🔗 Adam It's rock and roll.

59:07🔗 Drew It's Poopoo City.

59:08🔗 Adam I'm just saying there are plenty of nice guys out there. They're not you're not attracted to them because they don't seem, you know, dynamic enough, right? Do you don't have you can be nice and smart. You can be nice and make a good living. You can be nice and funny. But you don't want trouble because troubled when you're when you're sort of tormented when you're when you're one of those when those guys, that's it. You're that way the whole time. You can do a little therapy. You can read a few books. Things can get better or worse, but you're always that guy. Drew, you any different really than you were 20 years ago?

59:43🔗 Drew I am.

59:44🔗 Adam You are? Don't crap on my point.

59:46🔗 Drew Don't give me a coffee, would you?

59:49🔗 Adam Okay, you're better version as I yelled at you one day in the hall when you were yelling at me about therapy. You told me to change.

59:56🔗 Caller What'd I yell at you, Drew?

59:58🔗 Adam Drew was in sense, but the point is, Drew, you're better version of what you were, but you're not different.

1:00:03🔗 Drew That's not.

1:00:05🔗 Adam You're the same guy.

1:00:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:06🔗 Adam You're the same guy.

1:00:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:08🔗 Adam All right.

1:00:08🔗 Caller You just manage your problems better than you used to.

1:00:11🔗 Adam That's right. That's right.

1:00:12🔗 Drew Regulate better.

1:00:12🔗 Caller Maybe you can't ever find the perfect guy, but you can find someone who makes you feel comfortable.

1:00:16🔗 Drew That's what he's saying.

1:00:17🔗 Adam Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You're looking for the perfect guy. Here's what you'll do. You go through a succession of horrible guys, you never find the perfect guy. Don't look for the perfect guy. Look for a guy. I'm telling you. I'm not telling you to compromise. By the way, why is compromise such a big deal? It's like when did compromise turn into such a bad word? Oh, I'm not going to compromise.

1:00:41🔗 Caller I'm never going to compromise.

1:00:42🔗 Drew Suggest not negotiating, but giving in. Yeah.

1:00:47🔗 Caller I think it's the American dream that messed it up, because everybody thinks you're supposed to have the biggest goals and achieve them and start with nothing and then end with everything.

1:00:56🔗 Caller You have a dream and you get exactly what you want.

1:00:59🔗 Caller Otherwise, you're not American.

1:01:01🔗 Adam I agree. We've set the bar a little too high. But, again, forget about the geniuses or the troubled artists or any of these deep thinking a-holes. And by the way, good, because that's just a facade anyway. They're just insecure. Find a guy who's comfortable in his own skin and friendly. Find a nice guy. Find a guy who's happy.

1:01:22🔗 Caller My boyfriend's pretty happy and friendly.

1:01:24🔗 Adam He's a publicist.

1:01:25🔗 Caller He can't be.

1:01:26🔗 Adam He's deeply tormented.

1:01:28🔗 Caller At least he's got some problems.

1:01:29🔗 Adam Deceiving people all day long. There's a corner in hell with his name on it. Yes.

1:01:35🔗 Caller He's a good publicist.

1:01:36🔗 Adam Where is he? See here?

1:01:37🔗 Drew He's in New York.

1:01:38🔗 Adam I'll straighten him out.

1:01:40🔗 Drew All right.

1:01:40🔗 Caller He was here last time I came here.

1:01:42🔗 Caller You'll meet him.

1:01:42🔗 Caller He'll kill you with kindness.

1:01:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:44🔗 Caller You'll feel bad. You'll cry.

1:01:45🔗 Adam Find happy. Find a happy, happy person.

1:01:48🔗 Caller You know, I like the direction this is going in. When you started, I didn't agree with you and now I do.

1:01:53🔗 Adam Right.

1:01:53🔗 Caller Happy. Happy's good. Positive. I don't go with that because anyone can pretend to be a nice guy. Right.

1:02:00🔗 Drew Right. We're getting a little, sort of arguing about semantics of what makes a guy happy.

1:02:04🔗 Adam Here's the other thing, people, and we need to start rewarding happiness in this society. We pass these people off as simple tins or dollars. I look at him. He doesn't know enough to be miserable. No, he's happy or she's happy. Let them be happy and enjoy it and reward them. Hang around with them. Smile at them. Be happy with them. Drew, would you start getting happy, you jackass? Start hanging around with happy people, would you? Come on, half it up, idiot.

1:02:31🔗 Drew I better get out of here.

1:02:32🔗 Caller How dare you? You know I'm happy. Yeah. Let's go. Let's get happy. Let's break it down, everyone. Get happy now.

1:02:42🔗 Adam Start rewarding happiness.

1:02:44🔗 Caller Let's go. Yeah.

1:02:46🔗 Adam Candy.

1:02:47🔗 Caller Yes.

1:02:48🔗 Adam You're happy, right?

1:02:49🔗 Caller I'm very happy.

1:02:50🔗 Adam All right.

1:02:53🔗 Drew All right, that's that.

1:02:54🔗 Adam There you go. What's up? All right, now I'm angry.

1:02:59🔗 Caller What's up?

1:03:00🔗 Caller I have a question, actually, of course, obviously, about warts.

1:03:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:06🔗 Caller Common warts, like on a hand.

1:03:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:09🔗 Caller Then can a guy get a common wart on his penis, or would that be considered genital?

1:03:15🔗 Drew That's a genital wart.

1:03:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:18🔗 Drew It's possible that the common wart shares a type that could go to the genitalia, but it's rare, unusual, right? It tends to be a little different.

1:03:28🔗 Adam Why, though, if you can spread a wart from hand to hand, why? But it doesn't, yeah?

1:03:33🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:03:33🔗 Adam You can't get on your forehead, though, can you?

1:03:35🔗 Drew Right. No.

1:03:36🔗 Adam What is that?

1:03:37🔗 Drew It's where the virus attaches. The cells are different in parts of the body. That's what makes them go to that part of the body and differentiate into that particular location. And therefore, the surface of the cells are a little different, and the virus can attach themselves to specific cells.

1:03:51🔗 Adam You a real doctor or just a love doctor? Andy?

1:03:55🔗 Caller Yes.

1:03:56🔗 Adam All right.

1:03:57🔗 Caller So what's going on?

1:03:58🔗 Adam He's got something on his hand?

1:03:59🔗 Caller Well, yeah. I mean, he just has regular common warts on his hand, and he treats them with like whatever compound W. But then he kind of, well, we kind of noticed that he had, I mean, I think it's like healed now, but just kind of like some kind of something on, on like around the head of his penis.

1:04:19🔗 Adam And the corona flare.

1:04:21🔗 Caller Yeah, it's the theme of the show.

1:04:22🔗 Adam Yeah, it really is.

1:04:23🔗 Drew Well, somebody's look at that. And if it's a war, you're going to catch it.

1:04:27🔗 Caller Okay. Like what can it look like? because I've like done research about genital warts.

1:04:37🔗 Drew And yeah, you're not in a position. You're not a physician. Yeah, you're not in a position to make a diagnosis. Don't even think about it.

1:04:44🔗 Caller Right, I know.

1:04:45🔗 Adam All right. Well, go to go to a doctor. Go to a clinic or something.

1:04:48🔗 Caller Go with them because don't trust him to tell you what they say.

1:04:50🔗 Drew I say this all the time and Adam freaks out about it. But 50% of people your age, candy have the wart virus at least. And you might want to get at least and you might want to get tested. Anyway, I'm sure your doctor will test you when he does his pap, his or her pap smear on you.

1:05:03🔗 Adam At least.

1:05:04🔗 Drew At least. You may already have.

1:05:05🔗 Adam At least two and a half people in this room have the wart virus.

1:05:09🔗 Caller That side. Hello.

1:05:11🔗 Caller I totally have no warts.

1:05:13🔗 Drew You don't see them in women. You don't see them show up on the pap smear.

1:05:16🔗 Adam That means you and Chris have it.

1:05:18🔗 Drew Oh, Chris, we share something.

1:05:19🔗 Caller Who you guys could get together.

1:05:21🔗 Drew Who gave it to him? That means Adam, you and I have it.

1:05:23🔗 Adam That means I have it.

1:05:24🔗 Caller Well, you guys are married, so.

1:05:26🔗 Adam Yeah, but not to each other. Oh, wait a minute.

1:05:28🔗 Drew We share everything.

1:05:29🔗 Adam Oh, yes, we do. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1:05:33🔗 Drew It's all that mistress talk earlier. That was a beard.

1:05:38🔗 Adam Dylan.

1:05:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:40🔗 Adam You're 15.

1:05:41🔗 Caller Yes.

1:05:42🔗 Adam What's up?

1:05:44🔗 Caller Well, I go to a Catholic school, but I'm not Catholic.

1:05:47🔗 Drew Don't hold you.

1:05:49🔗 Caller I'm 15. And I'm in high school.

1:05:52🔗 Drew All right.

1:05:53🔗 Caller And well, we had a like a sex ed teacher come in.

1:05:57🔗 Caller He was Catholic.

1:05:58🔗 Caller She made it sound like that abstinence is like the only way to not get an STD and that we're going to get chlamydia or whatever. We have like sex before marriage. And I was just wondering Dr. Drew's thoughts on that.

1:06:12🔗 Drew Like if, well, if you are, if you're abstinent, you're definitely not going to get anything. That is true. What's your risk of gut and chlamydia if you are sexually active? Well, obviously if you're with somebody who doesn't have an infection, your risk is zero.

1:06:26🔗 Adam Drew, you make two very brilliant and controversial points. So one is no sex, you don't get anything.

1:06:32🔗 Drew And here's the other thing, if you don't want to get a car accident, don't get your car.

1:06:36🔗 Adam Right. All right. Thank you, Drew. That's horrible advice. Dylan?

1:06:40🔗 Caller Maybe you should go to a Jewish school.

1:06:42🔗 Adam Yeah. Go to a Jewish school.

1:06:45🔗 Drew So anyway, the reality is that, let's say you did get chlamydia. What would happen to you then, Dylan?

1:06:51🔗 Caller I think chlamydia is one of the curable STDs.

1:06:54🔗 Drew Right. You take a single dose of an antibiotic and that would be the end of that.

1:06:57🔗 Adam Yeah. You're fine.

1:06:58🔗 Drew So for males, it's not that big a deal.

1:07:00🔗 Adam We got to wear a condom, Dylan. But Dylan, you're not going to get laid for a while. I got news for you. I can hear in your voice.

1:07:07🔗 Caller I was just wondering if Drew thought it would advise abstinence or if you thought...

1:07:13🔗 Drew Abstinence is always a goal.

1:07:16🔗 Adam It's a goal for everyone but us. We make it your goal.

1:07:20🔗 Drew Yeah. It's definitely Dylan's goal.

1:07:22🔗 Adam Dylan, do you have a girlfriend?

1:07:25🔗 Caller No. Not at the moment.

1:07:26🔗 Drew I definitely suggest abstinence before 18 categorically.

1:07:30🔗 Adam Dylan, what are you into? In sports or video games or something?

1:07:35🔗 Caller Yeah. I play soccer and stuff. I play a lot of sports.

1:07:39🔗 Adam A lot of sports. All right. Do the ladies like you?

1:07:42🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:07:43🔗 Adam Drew plays. Well, I'm not gay. Drew, quiet. I don't know why I came up with that.

1:07:52🔗 Caller That was Anderson.

1:07:53🔗 Caller Have you ever seen a porn movie?

1:07:58🔗 Adam Dylan.

1:07:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:59🔗 Adam Have you ever seen a dirty movie? You have.

1:08:03🔗 Caller Did you like it?

1:08:05🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm not gay.

1:08:06🔗 Drew Not gay.

1:08:07🔗 Adam OK. All right. Drew, please, please talk about eroding self-esteem. Hey, Dylan, you'll be fine.

1:08:13🔗 Drew just relax, relax, relax. He's gay. Drew, please, please. That's the best.

1:08:19🔗 Adam Yeah, he's not going anywhere.

1:08:21🔗 Drew No.

1:08:21🔗 Adam No, I can tell by the voice. Couple of years, good couple of years.

1:08:24🔗 Drew Good, 18, whatever, it's what it is.

1:08:26🔗 Adam Fine, yeah. Oh, I was just talking about internet porn today with my co-workers and thinking as a guy, as a 14 year old boy, imagine this magic box filled with nudity, a bottomless barrel of pornography. Could you imagine that at 14?

1:08:45🔗 Caller Yeah, if you have cyber sex, you won't get chlamydia.

1:08:48🔗 Caller Yeah, but still, if it's a family computer, it's like it's almost worse than finding it under the bed, like finding it in the history.

1:08:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:56🔗 Caller because there are worse titles, I think, than Playboy. You know what I'm talking about?

1:09:00🔗 Caller Yeah, that's true.

1:09:01🔗 Adam You'll be praying for Playboy once the...

1:09:03🔗 Caller And you can't mask it off as like art or you were just reading the articles.

1:09:07🔗 Adam But imagine this, Drew. You were, let's say, when you're 14 years old, there were women who would be the equivalent to Pam Anderson, to some guy who was 14 or 15 today. Imagine you could just type her name into the keyboard. And magically, pornography with her, and it would come up. Or here's a shot of the side of her boob from some movie she did. It was cut out. Could you imagine? You're just like, oh, who are you into? I like Alyssa Milano.

1:09:36🔗 Drew All right.

1:09:37🔗 Adam Oh, she's topless over here. Could you imagine?

1:09:40🔗 Drew Wouldn't go, wouldn't get through high school.

1:09:42🔗 Adam You would explode. Or deflate so quickly that you shot through the wall. Probably be more than, then you just go.

1:09:50🔗 The Donnas Like a balloon.

1:09:51🔗 Adam That's right. I mean, could you imagine, Drew? Could you?

1:09:58🔗 Drew No, it would be painful.

1:09:59🔗 Adam Could you imagine if like, I don't know who your women were.

1:10:01🔗 Drew The humans will never be the same.

1:10:02🔗 Adam Who was your women growing? Like susan B. Anthony?

1:10:04🔗 Caller Who were you looking at?

1:10:07🔗 Drew Sacagawea.

1:10:09🔗 Adam Gertrude Stein. Eve.

1:10:11🔗 Caller Yeah, Eve.

1:10:13🔗 Adam Yeah, everyone getting into the act.

1:10:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Imagine on the internet.

1:10:17🔗 Drew Martha Washington.

1:10:18🔗 Adam Naked on a houseboat. Martha Washington. Performing oral on a houseboat. Drew, you're going sane, yes?

1:10:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:27🔗 Adam All right. Shall we take a break? We're going to let the Donnas leave. They were kind enough to stay another good long break. Oh, look, Chris up on his feet.

1:10:36🔗 Drew We will, and he's got to chase them out of here. Yeah. We will play a song when we get back.

1:10:40🔗 Adam Yeah, we'll definitely hear some.

1:10:41🔗 Drew They left us two songs. Which one are we to play?

1:10:43🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, you tell me which one you want to hear. There's me and then there's I don't want to know if you don't want me.

1:10:47🔗 Drew We're both playing both.

1:10:49🔗 Caller Fall Behind Me is a single now and I don't want to know if you don't want me will be the next single.

1:10:53🔗 Adam Well, which one, if something happened like an earthquake hit or something, we could play one song, which one would it be?

1:10:59🔗 Caller Fall Behind Me is the one we're all putting our chips down on right now.

1:11:03🔗 Adam All right. So we're going to- I want to thank Brett, Torry, Maya and Allison from the Tonnes. I was going to call you the Tories for some reason. What happened to the Tories?

1:11:13🔗 Drew I can't remember them.

1:11:14🔗 Adam All right. Did they come in here before?

1:11:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:11:17🔗 Adam Gold Medal, name of the CD. Thanks a lot, guys. Come back anytime and we'll be right back after this.

1:11:27🔗 Drew We'll be right back. Please hold.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Well, there you go, everyone, that's the Donnas. God bless the Donnas. We're gonna hear something off the CD Gold Medal and just a couple of few.

1:11:46🔗 Drew Should we do that now, just to make sure we do it?

1:11:48🔗 Adam We should, but we're not. I'm gonna say this, engineer Chris Smitten.

1:11:56🔗 Drew Yeah, smote.

1:11:58🔗 Adam He'd take one of them, or all of them. You know what I'm saying?

1:12:02🔗 Drew In sequence or simultaneously.

1:12:03🔗 The Donnas That's why we should play this song now.

1:12:05🔗 Adam Give him the bum rush.

1:12:05🔗 Drew Yeah, he's got to go work on himself a little bit. He's got to run to the bathroom a little.

1:12:11🔗 Adam Couple of things. First off, the genius who did the animation for Chief Thunder Bear.

1:12:19🔗 Drew Michael Naran.

1:12:20🔗 Adam Michael Naran. Michael Naran did something else for us that is even more wonderful than his last animated effort.

1:12:28🔗 Drew Should we try to finish it?

1:12:29🔗 Adam Really enjoyable. Yeah, I haven't thought of an ending for the movie that he had narrated. Had I known he was going to narrate. Here's the thing. We just talk on the show and Michael picks out little random snippets that tickle his fancy that are a couple minutes long and then painstakingly narrates them and does a wonderful job.

1:12:49🔗 Drew He brings them to life in cartoon. The narration is just us talking.

1:12:53🔗 Adam Oh, I'm sorry. I kept saying narrate. I meant animate. Yeah, and does a wonderful job animating them. Thank you for that, Drew. You guys could take a look at it by going to the Loveline Companion, I do believe.

1:13:07🔗 Drew That's not how I got it up, but probably that's the case.

1:13:09🔗 Adam I know, but I think it's on the Loveline Companion. All right. So if you want to go to Loveline Companion, you can check it out. And it's as entertaining as his last effort and then some. Yes?

1:13:23🔗 Drew Yes. Amazing.

1:13:24🔗 Adam All right. So thank you, Michael. All right. So why don't we take a call and then we'll go to go to the song. Kiara. Kiara.

1:13:33🔗 The Donnas Kiara.

1:13:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:38🔗 The Donnas I just wanted to say thank you to Adam because when I was 12 years old, I was in the supermarket and I was talking to my dad and I didn't realize it because I didn't listen to Loveline. But Adam came up to me and told me I should be on the radio because of my voice. And I've actually never been on the radio. This is my first time. But I was in college last year and I was majoring in communications and I actually dropped out of the University of Arizona.

1:14:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:10🔗 The Donnas Tucson is not a great town.

1:14:13🔗 Drew It's a good radio town though.

1:14:14🔗 The Donnas Yeah. Yeah. But I mean.

1:14:17🔗 Adam All right. Let me get this straight. First, anyone who knows me knows I'm on a constant hunt for talent.

1:14:23🔗 Drew Annie, you're renowned for going up to a prepubescent female in the picture.

1:14:27🔗 The Donnas Really? I didn't even know.

1:14:28🔗 Caller I didn't even know.

1:14:29🔗 Adam I've never done that.

1:14:31🔗 The Donnas Oh, yes, you have.

1:14:32🔗 Caller You totally did it to me.

1:14:33🔗 The Donnas All right.

1:14:34🔗 Adam Well, let me just try to.

1:14:36🔗 Drew You sure it was Adam and not somebody pretending to be Adam?

1:14:38🔗 The Donnas No, I'm sure. When I started listening to Loveline, I could, I mean, come on, the voice.

1:14:43🔗 Adam Okay. So you were 12 years old, you're in a market.

1:14:46🔗 Caller Yeah, I was in a market.

1:14:48🔗 The Donnas What market? I don't know, like one of the major Ralphs or I'm not really sure exactly which one.

1:14:54🔗 Adam Well, what market did your dad go to when you were a kid?

1:14:57🔗 The Donnas I don't know, Pavilions probably.

1:15:00🔗 Drew In Sherman Oaks?

1:15:01🔗 Caller Maybe.

1:15:03🔗 Drew Why would you be in Sherman Oaks, Adam?

1:15:06🔗 Adam I don't know.

1:15:07🔗 Caller I'm allergic to life.

1:15:08🔗 The Donnas I don't know. It could be a couple of different places cause I live in a couple of different places when I was younger.

1:15:13🔗 Adam Okay. So, all right.

1:15:14🔗 Drew We got to figure this out.

1:15:15🔗 Adam We got to figure it out. Do I know your dad?

1:15:17🔗 Drew No, no. You just walked up.

1:15:19🔗 The Donnas You heard me talking to my dad.

1:15:21🔗 Adam No, I know that part, but I don't overhear anyone talking, go up to them.

1:15:26🔗 Drew You don't talk in public ever.

1:15:28🔗 Adam No.

1:15:28🔗 Drew You don't speak in public. Yes, I know.

1:15:34🔗 Adam No, I am hoping. Here's what I want to do. And it is nothing to do with my C-list celebrity status. I could fly under the radar wherever I am.

1:15:44🔗 Drew No, you want to be invisible.

1:15:45🔗 Adam I'd like to be invisible.

1:15:46🔗 Drew Yes, I know.

1:15:47🔗 Adam Yes, it would be nice. Yeah.

1:15:49🔗 Drew God, what you would do then.

1:15:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, go right to the junior high and go to the shower. Chiara?

1:15:56🔗 Caller Yes.

1:15:56🔗 Drew I don't think, I've never seen Adam Walker talk to somebody in public. That's what we're trying to do.

1:16:01🔗 Adam It seems very unlike me to go up to a 12 year old than her dad.

1:16:07🔗 Caller Well, then maybe I'm wrong.

1:16:08🔗 The Donnas Well, then maybe I'm wrong. But I mean, whatever the case is.

1:16:11🔗 Drew Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1:16:13🔗 Adam How did that go down?

1:16:14🔗 Drew Yeah, that was, well, she's compliant. She's nice. Whatever.

1:16:17🔗 Adam But can you imagine, like, oh, when I was 13, Casey Kasem came over to my dad's house and he told me that I was a diamond in the rough. And then you called Casey and he was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Well, all right, yeah, could be wrong.

1:16:28🔗 Drew So anyway.

1:16:29🔗 Adam Let's move on.

1:16:31🔗 Drew Yeah. God bless her.

1:16:33🔗 Adam Yeah, could have been Greg Brady.

1:16:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:36🔗 The Donnas Well, no, actually, Greg Brady lived on my seat. Oh, yeah, that's actually really funny.

1:16:43🔗 Adam You know, everyone with nappy hair in this town. All right.

1:16:46🔗 Drew So you sure wasn't man cow that came up to you?

1:16:48🔗 Caller Yeah. How?

1:16:48🔗 Adam Maybe it was a greaseman.

1:16:50🔗 Caller Smaggy, smaggy.

1:16:53🔗 Caller Why not Gilbert Godfrey?

1:16:54🔗 Adam Yeah, maybe it was Gilbert Godfrey.

1:16:56🔗 The Donnas I don't think it was Gilbert Godfrey, but.

1:16:58🔗 Drew Anyway, we heard your story.

1:17:00🔗 The Donnas I know.

1:17:00🔗 Adam Wait a minute. But why do you think it was me?

1:17:03🔗 The Donnas because I started listening to Loveline like a year later, and I've just never called. Like never ever. I've never had a question.

1:17:10🔗 Drew Yeah, but did he, did a guy walk up and say, I'm Adam Carolla. Chiara.

1:17:14🔗 The Donnas He's like, I'm Adam, and I'm, you know, I'm on the radio, and I just wanted to let you know that.

1:17:18🔗 Drew That is, Chiara, I got news for you. That is, whoever the Adam is, that is not Adam Corolla. I've never heard him speak his name, let alone in public.

1:17:27🔗 The Donnas Well, maybe he didn't say the name. I don't know. It was eight years ago, like, I don't know what he said.

1:17:31🔗 Adam The point is, is I inspired you to drop out of college, and that's what we should focus on.

1:17:37🔗 The Donnas No, you took it wrong. If you had not inspired me to drop out of college, you inspired me to, like, you know, kind of figure out what I wanted to do, but that's, you know. All right.

1:17:45🔗 Adam Well, what is.

1:17:45🔗 Caller If Mr. Ross doesn't.

1:17:46🔗 Adam Yeah, no, you got to find yourself. Yeah. Yeah. So what is it you want? You want to do radio?

1:17:52🔗 The Donnas Well, yeah, I want to major in communications. I'm just not exactly.

1:17:55🔗 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:17:56🔗 Drew Slow down here.

1:17:57🔗 Adam The real Adam is going to tell you now what he didn't tell you then. You have no talent. You have no business attempting radio.

1:18:03🔗 Drew By the way, majoring in communication. Hang on a second here, Karen. Majoring in communication and going on the radio are two exclusive phenomenon. They are not. No, no, no.

1:18:11🔗 The Donnas I totally understand that. I totally understand that.

1:18:14🔗 Drew If you want to do radio, go do radio. Go study philosophy.

1:18:17🔗 The Donnas I've applied to internships for you guys probably every five.

1:18:20🔗 Caller You need a phone screener badly.

1:18:22🔗 Drew Listen, that's true. We do it.

1:18:24🔗 The Donnas Yeah.

1:18:25🔗 Drew But just listen, you need to study political science or philosophy or something. You need to be, if you want to be on the radio, you need to have interesting ideas.

1:18:32🔗 The Donnas I'm interested in philosophy.

1:18:34🔗 Drew There you go. Study philosophy and go do radio somewhere.

1:18:36🔗 Adam All right.

1:18:37🔗 Drew There you go. Perfect. Perfect. Then call us back in five years.

1:18:40🔗 Adam Hello, young lady. My name is Adam.

1:18:44🔗 Drew I'm Adam. I'm on the radio.

1:18:45🔗 Adam I am on FM radio in a syndicated program known as Loveline. You have an exquisite voice.

1:18:53🔗 Caller May I say that?

1:18:56🔗 Adam And by the way, where are the fish sticks?

1:19:00🔗 Drew Here's the thing. People that listened to you on the radio probably don't realize how bizarre and far off that is from, because the radio you and the public you, very different.

1:19:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:11🔗 Drew Yeah. You don't talk.

1:19:12🔗 Adam Well, okay. Here's the thing about me. I think the same things that I say on the radio, but unless I'm getting paid, I don't want to talk. Boring.

1:19:25🔗 Drew That's right. Only thing I've ever heard Adam say to people in public is two words. Beat it. That's it. That's what you say to people.

1:19:34🔗 Adam Well, I don't just run up and yell, beat it.

1:19:36🔗 Drew If they come up to you, you say, beat it.

1:19:38🔗 Adam Yeah, that's when snot knows 16-year-olds go, are you as big a ass in person as you are on TV? Beat it.

1:19:48🔗 Drew It comes back.

1:19:49🔗 Caller Beat it.

1:19:50🔗 Adam Well, screw it.

1:19:51🔗 Drew I said beat it.

1:19:52🔗 Adam All right. Look. All right.

1:19:54🔗 Drew Donnas.

1:19:55🔗 Adam I'm friendly.

1:19:56🔗 Drew Donnas. Yeah, I'm friendly.

1:19:57🔗 Adam All right. All right. Drew won't stop talking to people at the airport.

1:20:02🔗 Drew I know.

1:20:03🔗 Adam As I call them the little people. Drew knows them as individuals. I know them as a throng of little people.

1:20:10🔗 Drew And then as you always coach, might make the mistake of actually caring what they have to say.

1:20:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:15🔗 Drew Well, caring.

1:20:16🔗 Adam You read one bad review on amazon.com. It ruins a whole trip. You pout the entire trip. You got to move on. Toughen up, buddy. Let's go.

1:20:25🔗 Drew All right.

1:20:26🔗 Adam Let's break it down.

1:20:26🔗 Drew Let's listen to a Donnas song.

1:20:27🔗 Adam We got to get it on. We got to hear a Donnas song. Which one did they say we needed to play?

1:20:32🔗 Drew All behind me.

1:20:33🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:20:33🔗 Drew All right, Chris?

1:20:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:35🔗 Drew All right.

1:20:36🔗 Adam This one is off of a gold medal. It's called Fall Behind Me. Yeah, the Donnas, everyone. Yeah, that's radio. And believe me, I know radio. I tour the Southland, looking for young, fresh talent in the frozen section of most supermarkets, and then approaching them and commenting on it. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. Donnas have left the studio, Golden Metal, name of their CD. Papa Roach in here on Thursday, and we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Elocution, that's one of the words I use.

1:24:54🔗 Drew For what?

1:24:55🔗 Adam Well, when I'm approaching young ladies in the market.

1:24:57🔗 Drew Oh, well, pre-pubescent females only.

1:24:59🔗 Caller Yes, you must project.

1:25:01🔗 Drew You and Thurston Howell.

1:25:03🔗 Caller How dare you?

1:25:05🔗 Adam Yeah, and then, and then I get them to, I say, when I'm looking for young radio talent, I say, repeat after me, be hymen. They're like, be hymen?

1:25:16🔗 Caller No, be hymen.

1:25:19🔗 Adam It's a noble word. Say it with pride. Be hymen? No, be hymen. See what I'm saying, Drew?

1:25:27🔗 Drew I see what you're saying. It's good times.

1:25:30🔗 Adam Aces, Mexican, Ranchero, Accordion, Countdown. Now, repeat after me. You see, Drew? Yes, yes, I see. That's what I do. It's good. I would love to crawl inside of people's heads once in a while and just find out what was going on. Adam talked to me in the supermarket. And then here's the other part. Here's the part I'm interested in. Very quick to let it go. All right, well, maybe it was someone else.

1:25:56🔗 Drew Both of us were like, Adam spoke to you at the supermarket. What are you talking about?

1:26:00🔗 Adam But I'm just saying, if I had been living this for eight years, I wouldn't have let it go. I would have been like, wait a minute. Now hold on a second. Do you, I distinctly remember.

1:26:10🔗 Drew In spite of that, I appreciate what she did. I appreciate her backing down fast.

1:26:13🔗 Caller All right.

1:26:14🔗 Adam Where are we going?

1:26:14🔗 Drew We're going to talk to Blaine.

1:26:16🔗 Adam I don't like talking to guys named Blaine. Blaine?

1:26:19🔗 Caller Yep.

1:26:20🔗 Caller You're 18?

1:26:21🔗 Caller How's it going?

1:26:22🔗 Adam What's up?

1:26:22🔗 Drew Love the show.

1:26:24🔗 Adam Love you, brother.

1:26:25🔗 Drew What's up, Blaine?

1:26:27🔗 Caller I have a neighbor who I've been basically best friends with for the last couple of years. And she and I know each other pretty well.

1:26:37🔗 Drew Hold on a second. Already I'm translating. I have this neighbor who I've been in love with for four years. Okay, go ahead.

1:26:43🔗 Adam You've been pining after.

1:26:44🔗 Drew Pining for four years. Got it?

1:26:47🔗 Caller Actually, not really. The funny thing is I dated her friend for a couple of years before that and got to know her as a good friend.

1:26:55🔗 Drew Trying to get at this girl. I dated her friend.

1:26:59🔗 Caller And basically I didn't really start to really like her until I noticed that I started to like her until like the last eight months or so. And then, I don't know, I've just been contemplating it and I'd just like to know if you guys had any ideas on how to make her notice that maybe I'd like to make it more than a friendship.

1:27:20🔗 Adam Okay, well first we should figure out whether you think she ever had those feelings for you, but you sort of ignored them or squelched them.

1:27:28🔗 Drew Why are you friends and not romantically involved already?

1:27:30🔗 Adam Well, she's a neighbor.

1:27:31🔗 Drew No, but I understand. But why didn't...

1:27:33🔗 Adam It happens.

1:27:35🔗 Caller Well, we did hook up one time and unfortunately for me, it was kind of an awkward time for her. She had just broken up with one of her boyfriends and me and her ended up hooking up and not sleeping together, just we met out and then...

1:27:51🔗 Drew How long ago? How long ago?

1:27:54🔗 Caller She kind of freaked out and...

1:27:55🔗 Drew How long ago did that happen?

1:28:00🔗 Caller Three, four months.

1:28:01🔗 Adam Four months and have you spoken to her since?

1:28:05🔗 Caller Oh yeah. We start talking every day.

1:28:07🔗 Adam She freaked out mid make out?

1:28:10🔗 Caller Yeah, basically she got up out of my house and just left.

1:28:14🔗 Drew Not a good sign of life.

1:28:15🔗 Adam Yeah, that doesn't mean she's been pining for you for a while. All right, now here's the thing. As a guy, you can win people over. And she already made out with you once, which suggests that she's not repulsed by you. It sort of depends where she's at.

1:28:37🔗 Drew He's squarely in Friendville. Yeah.

1:28:40🔗 Adam Yeah, but has had some physical contact.

1:28:44🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right. There's the door slightly open. Was she drunk?

1:28:47🔗 Adam Yeah, was she drunk?

1:28:49🔗 Caller No, no, no, no.

1:28:50🔗 Adam No.

1:28:51🔗 Caller All right.

1:28:52🔗 Adam Why don't you ask her out?

1:28:53🔗 Drew Why don't you ask her out? Have an actual date. Declare your major.

1:28:56🔗 Adam She's going to freak out.

1:28:57🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

1:28:59🔗 Caller We go out on like situations all the time, but we always avoid declaring it at date. I mean, we're basically like best friends.

1:29:06🔗 Drew No, you avoid declaring it. It's time for you to declare your major.

1:29:09🔗 Adam He doesn't want to know the answer. Where is she at with her dating? Is she seeing anybody?

1:29:16🔗 Caller Kind of. She's in between guys. She's one of her, one of the guys that she likes is actually one of my friends down in Tucson.

1:29:27🔗 Drew Is he an idiot?

1:29:28🔗 Caller And she's still kind of infatuated with her ex-boyfriend that she dated for about six, seven months.

1:29:35🔗 Adam Let me talk to Drew.

1:29:38🔗 Drew Maybe, maybe.

1:29:40🔗 Adam Taps. Here's the thing. He's in a little.

1:29:46🔗 Drew That's nice.

1:29:47🔗 Adam He's in a little over his head.

1:29:50🔗 Drew Probably.

1:29:51🔗 Adam She likes him some, but she likes other guys too.

1:29:55🔗 Drew Bad guys.

1:29:55🔗 Adam And she's not necessarily bad guys. She's just a person who's, you know, once in a while you meet. Here's what I'm saying. They're 18. How old is who we talking about?

1:30:05🔗 Drew 18.

1:30:06🔗 Adam Yeah. They're 18 year old guys that are sort of new, getting started, beginning their dating career. And then there's 18 year old women that are like KG veterans. You know, they've been in the game for a while. I dated this guy. I'm seeing this guy. I'm seeing a couple of guys. There's this one guy we're going out with, but he's out of town. There's an ex-boyfriend that seems to be floating around. I don't mind hooking up with a neighbor once in a while. They're able to date sort of casually. Now, that's usually a woman that's a little bit... There's something going on, a little chaotic. They need somebody. Any port in a storm, they'll not be alone, and they need to feel good about...

1:30:41🔗 Drew They certainly aren't going to settle down with a nice guy.

1:30:44🔗 Adam They're not attracted to the guy that's going to treat them like a queen. Not yet. They've got to crap out a few kids.

1:30:51🔗 Drew Or just have a few bad relationships.

1:30:53🔗 Adam They're a black guy and a few stretch marks away from this.

1:30:56🔗 Drew So, Blaine, here's Blaine's move. Have somebody else as a girlfriend for a while. Keep your eye on this one. And when she's through getting through the mill, then you jump.

1:31:04🔗 Adam No, yeah, yeah, yeah. When she's all effed out 13 years from now, you can come in and pick up the pieces. Yeah, thanks, Drew. All right. No, look, Blaine, here's what you can do. Here's what you can do. You can go out with her and try to take it, try to ratchet it up. You can ask her out and try, but if she's tentative about it, if it ain't happening, then it's time to move on, and you can't hang out and be friends with her for a little while. You like her too much, it's too painful. Yeah. Okay. All right?

1:31:36🔗 Drew You gotta get on with your dating career.

1:31:38🔗 Adam That's right, that's right, because this is the kind of chick, by the way, who will keep you in a holding pattern and five years of your life will go by. By the way, you've already lost three or four years.

1:31:48🔗 Drew No problem doing that to you.

1:31:49🔗 Adam No, their whole thing is sort of, everyone is a perspective client and they're not going to let anyone go buy another house. Meanwhile, they're not going to rent the house out to you, but if something happens to the current tenant and they need someone to come in for a couple of weeks, you'll be notified and it doesn't behoove them. There's really nothing in it for them to let you completely go, so they don't. They don't really care about you. I'm not saying this is this girl per se, but there are people out there whose take is, why should I let anything go? What's in it for me to have a guy who likes me or have a girl who likes me ever be completely dissuaded from liking me and hook up with somebody else? I may have some use for them at some point down the road. Yes?

1:32:34🔗 Caller Yes. All right.

1:32:36🔗 Adam Should we take a break, girls?

1:32:37🔗 Caller All right.

1:32:37🔗 Adam We'll be right back after this.

1:32:40🔗 Caller All right, guys. Here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:32:45🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:32:46🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:32:47🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:32:50🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:08🔗 Adam Well, that's the show. We thank the Donnas, the glorious Donnas for coming in.

1:33:12🔗 Drew glorious Donnas, yes.

1:33:13🔗 Adam Nice ladies. Gold Medal, name of the CD, go out and get it if you haven't already. Papa Roach in here. Speaking of Papa, chubby. Engineer Chris got a little...

1:33:24🔗 Drew Steam off.

1:33:25🔗 Adam A little steam off. I'm not sure if he's gonna make it home, by the way.

1:33:27🔗 Drew No, no, it's a car one.

1:33:28🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:33:29🔗 Drew It's a car one.

1:33:29🔗 Adam I hope they got some scotch guard on the velour of that Ranger. All right, we'll take a little break. And so until next time, I'm Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo. I am on FM radio in a syndicated program known as Loveline. You have an exquisite voice.

1:33:47🔗 Caller May I say that?

1:33:50🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. Opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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