8:33🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. Is that Dr. Drew? No, that's not Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is on route to the studio as we speak. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew, if he were here... I'm acceptable... .would be a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Now, let me tell you what's going on tonight there, kiddies. It's actually a problem that is what we call two-fold, or as you call, we call it cluster F. First off, Dr. Drew, not here. Dr. Drew went to Kathy Griffin's Christmas party tonight, which I was supposed to attend, but I ended up having to shoot something over at Jimmy Kimmel Live for his Christmas thing and couldn't make it. But it was funny, I was thinking of myself, and that's the first part. Drew not here. Hence, the dancing I'm doing verbally right now. Soon, engineer Michelle and I will break into the dreidel song. Yes, as a tip of the yarmulke to those who are celebrating the fourth day of lights here, Hanukkah, of course. But do you know the dreidel song?
9:41🔗
I think so.
9:46🔗
No.
9:49🔗
Adam
Well, hang tight. Sad that you're getting your news from South Park. Drew went to Kathy Griffin's party. Now, I've noticed in past years at Kathy Griffin's party, it can take a little while to get the car with the valet. And these are the problems us millionaires have, kiddies. We have problems getting our expensive sports cars out of the valet. But it's tough when you got to do a radio show because I know Drew, he probably cut out of the party about nine o'clock, maybe nine, ten, gave himself plenty of time to get over here. Kathy's place is probably 20, 25 minutes away from the studio. So he gave himself a nice pad. He went down there and there was a line going around the block. So I'm sure he got his car late. He called here and said he was on his way. The good news is, is Drew drives like a maniac, which is really the only thing I like about the guy. He's got himself a nice M5, so he's got plenty of horsepower to get him over here. Now, that's number one problem. He should be storming in any moment now. Number two problem is we have no calls. And yes, theoretically, we have calls, but we have no way to field them. Although I could punch this thing and go blind and see where I went.
11:03🔗
Caller
I can't believe that no one over there knows how to push a button and turn the thing on.
11:09🔗
Caller
Lauren just called me and asked me how to do it. It's like, how the hell would I know how to do it from over here?
11:14🔗
Adam
That's a good point. Well, I'll tell you how, Anderson. We look at you as the smart one, which is absolutely frightening if you think about it.
11:24🔗
Adam
We count on Anderson, the guy with the drug problem, to bail us out of trouble. So Lauren, which makes her, it's why she's junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior producer, Lauren does not know how to fire up the screen. And look who just walked through the door, everyone.
11:44🔗
Where's Dr. Drew?
11:51🔗
Adam
Oh, we will talk. Hold on. Let me just say one thing very quickly. Engineer is Michelle and especially junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior producer, Lauren, you not knowing how to turn this computer on this time around is a medium sized faux pas. It's going to be egregious three months from now when this happens again and you don't know how to turn a computer on again. So make sure, Drew, get a Sharpie and draw it on a right boob. All right. Now, Drew. Now, of course, I could learn how to turn it on as well.
12:43🔗
Adam
Yeah. He doesn't set up the camera and do the clicker thing and and film that load the film canisters in. Yes, Drew.
12:52🔗
Adam
No, I'm a big celebrity. All right. So Drew coming from Kathy Griffin's party, which was delightful.
13:05🔗
Huge, huge.
13:31🔗
Drew
The valet. Up in the Hollywood Hills, streets safe for half a vehicle, not to right direction. Right. Got the usual fare at the valet. And I said, Miss, you know, Signior, I have to be out of here in three minutes. I'm going to stay 10 minutes.
13:47🔗
Drew
Jewish guy. Oh, and I said, I can be here 10 minutes. And when I come out, I got to know exactly how long it's going to take to get my car. Signior, you have your car in three minutes.
14:07🔗
Drew
And this is with me melting down, right? Getting driven up and down the hills looking for my car.
14:15🔗
Drew
They somebody the keys are gone. Somebody's out there going to retrieve it. They couldn't find the guy.
14:21🔗
Adam
Wow. Yeah. It's it's happened in years past over there. Yeah. Yeah. He was doing he was out at the Costco doing Brody's in the parking lot.
14:33🔗
Drew
And because we were going all through the streets where they park, I'm thinking, well, somebody just walked up and took the car.
14:45🔗
Drew
I didn't have time to even talk. The traffic. I let people go by. I mean, that but I talk about it. Out of the way. Out of the way. Got to go.
15:01🔗
Adam
But here's what I know from watching driving films. You don't get anywhere any faster by driving faster.
15:08🔗
Drew
It was fruitless. Fruitless. Me passing those people at 87 miles an hour and 35. Wasted my time.
15:14🔗
Adam
No difference at all. You would have arrived at exactly the same time had you obeyed all posted traffic markers and speed limits. It would have exact no difference.
15:24🔗
Drew
And by the way, my estimated time arrival when I called Junior, Junior, Junior producer Lauren was about a 10, 10 to 10, 15.
16:20🔗
Drew
They're hard to tell. I saw Nicole from MTV, who was very kind and how much she missed us, wants to come back up.
16:41🔗
Drew
Yeah, a little face that you recognize, because, you know how me, I don't afraid to go up and say anything, because I probably met them 85 times.
16:52🔗
Drew
Do you have more time with Ron? Sure. Ron Jeremy, every time I meet him, he's with a female physician.
17:16🔗
Hi.
17:21🔗
Caller
Basically, I'm calling because I'm coming up to my five-year anniversary with my boyfriend. He's 28 and we used to have like a rock star sex life when we first got together for truly like three years. It was just amazing.
17:37🔗
Caller
I craved it all the time and I mean, I kind of, I don't know if it was just me or it was like my prime or what, but I was all over him and we had like a wonderful, wonderful sex life and just things were always going great. Basically, I moved up here to Chicago and from, from where? I'm from Texas, from El Paso. I heard you talk about a ranch, about El Paso, but make a long story short, like lately, the whole last year, there's really no sex life whatsoever and I've gone to extremes of dressing up and I mean, anything possible and it's, it's really, he does smoke a lot of weed. I didn't know if that, but he always did. And we both work full time, but I didn't know if that could be an issue or.
18:26🔗
Caller
Initially, for me, it's graduate school and then he does have family up here. It was kind of a change, some more opportunities.
18:33🔗
Drew
He's kind of, he's, he's not, not feeling him. You know, he's not, he's squawking, he's languishing, he's not doing anything. Oh, he's got to get his mojo back.
18:52🔗
Caller
Initially, I was going to go to graduate school in Texas, and he wanted to move back up here and said, there's more opportunity, we can start our lives.
19:01🔗
Drew
He's languishing, he's not getting on with his life, his identity, which is very important for men, sort of languishing, not getting anywhere. Of course, he's smoking more pot, getting more depressed and less able to actualize these things because he's so strung out on the pot. The pot is the greatest way to put braids. The number one complaint, I have two complaints from every single marijuana addict I treat. One, can't find my car keys, seriously. And number two, can't finish my resume. Can never get my resume done.
19:47🔗
He is motivated, though.
19:50🔗
Caller
I mean, in different ways, but like, I feel like in our relationship, like, I want to get married and like, we do love each other and have been through a lot, a lot of stuff together, but-
20:06🔗
Caller
Just normal fights like that normal couples have, but we've had, I mean, there's been some issues of trust. I mean, nothing significant. Like he's never cheated and I've never cheated.
20:37🔗
Adam
First off, that whole first year, first six months or first whatever part where, oh, you guys are getting it on. Oh, it's like a ferrets on a double cappuccino. We never stopped humping. Okay. I find a nickel for every one of those stories. You know what I mean?
20:53🔗
Adam
Everything. I know. You can't hold that as any kind of marker. It's unrealistic. Everyone does that and then it settles into some rhythm.
21:13🔗
Adam
Oh, true. You could flood a small village with your passion at 18, yes? People screaming, taking to the streets, livestock, Pompeii, Pompeii.
21:36🔗
Adam
In crystallized nougatty time. Yes, frozen like the lost civilization of Pompeii. Lauren?
21:47🔗
Caller
Yes. My main concern is, is it going to get worse? Are we going to, like, I mean, does it get worse? I don't understand.
21:53🔗
Drew
Yes, if you don't, there's something wrong. There's something wrong, and this is a sign that something's wrong. It's a symptom. Now, whether it's his marijuana or his lack of ability to get a career going or that this relationship has just run its course, there's something wrong.
22:04🔗
Drew
And you guys need to figure out what that is if this relationship is going to survive, which maybe it shouldn't.
22:11🔗
Caller
Is there any way that, like, I'm just getting my own hopes up, because I really do want to be with him. I moved up here for him, and, and, like, I do want to get married and things.
22:30🔗
Caller
I mean, he has a great job. He has a great job. I just wonder about, like, why, I mean, there's no way you can be too tired when it's, you know, in the middle of the day and things of that nature. Like, I don't, I just don't understand, like, I think I may be attractive and, yeah.
22:46🔗
Caller
He's an engineer for Comcast up here, which is like the cable company, things of that nature.
22:58🔗
Adam
He's got a good gig. All right. I suggest I would focus on the weed. I would say that a guy, now, Drew, I'm sure you'll jump in here, but the guy, he's been smoking weed for the five years you've known him, by the way. He didn't start smoking weed at 23. He probably started at 17, maybe 15. He's probably coming on 10 years of solid weed. And he's bottoming out. He's getting depressed. Now, it's not working for him anymore.
23:24🔗
Drew
It may not be a depression. They just, they just, the winds are out of their sail. They can't, they can't.
23:28🔗
Adam
Well, whatever you want to call it. I don't got a boner for my girlfriend. I'm tired. I'm lethargic. I call that depression.
23:36🔗
Drew
It's a form of it, absolutely. And, and, or you need to get him to be very clear and honest about this relationship and what his intentions are. And don't be all over him like, are we, when are we, I don't know, like he's going to freak out about that and retreat even more. Just, hey, where are we going? What, what, what are your plans? Let's figure this out.
23:51🔗
Adam
Right. All right. Let's keep on, keep it on. Got to say this first, for me to keep on, keep it on. Just thinking about this. I know you'd want to say, we got the big K-Rock Acoustic Christmas coming up this weekend. It is Saturday and Sunday. Well, one of the bigger rock events of the, in the nation and in the world, for that matter.
24:14🔗
Adam
I would say. Bigger and better and just about any other place in town. And people want tickets.
24:25🔗
Adam
It's been happening every year now. Now, people want tickets and tickets are very hard to come by and they're very expensive.
24:35🔗
Adam
Well, rumor has it that's that's plan B for the Ace man. The point is, is everyone wants a ticket.
24:42🔗
Drew
Yeah. And let me get, let me read your mind here. And you work for a radio station, Adam, and you've been at that station for a long time. So yes, you must, they must hand you just, just fistfuls of tickets. You were just free tickets, just passes and tickets and pass and take it right. This is, oh no, wait a minute. Yeah. They gave you two tickets.
25:04🔗
Adam
Quarter milk a week seemed, oh, your highness wants milk. How extravagant. Well, talk about, it's like, it's like a, like a rock star's rider for how the dress room should be. I want all the pimento picked out of the loaf. That's what it sounds like over here.
25:18🔗
Drew
It's not even so much that this, that the reality is so beneath where it should be. It's just people's perception of where it ought to be is way off.
25:26🔗
Adam
So now here's the problem. The ticket prices keep inching up every year. Now they're like 65 bucks a pop. Everyone and their mother wants one. I found out that it was going to be, I don't know, 700 bucks or 655 bucks or something like that for a handful of tickets that I wanted for, well, what I thought was both nights as it turns out, both nights is more 1300 and something bucks. Everyone's got a good reason why you shouldn't charge them. What the hell do you do? I mean, you have to eat it, right? But I mean, it's one thing to shell out $175 or something for your friends or, you know, 15 associates. When it's getting toward a used truck at this point. Like, what do you do?
26:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, and then the people that are going to pay you, it's always weird. What? Oh, no. Oh, I thought, oh, I brought it in somewhere.
26:25🔗
Drew
Somewhere, you know, they're thinking he didn't pay for these. You know, they're thinking that.
26:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, look at me. I got not only he works for the station, he didn't pay for these. I also have the me screaming, I'm literally a millionaire on the air every single night. So, whether he paid for or not, proud ears really, he's literally a millionaire, got the tickets for free.
26:50🔗
Adam
Yeah. People do that to us all the time. They're like, oh, come on, they must give you whatever you want. I would know. No. I tried to get out of here with a bumper sticker once I was tackled at the door. I had a key chain just to make it out to my car.
27:09🔗
Adam
Well, had all the janitor's keys on, I think that's the problem. I should have taken it off the janitor's key ring. The problem is, is now we're literally, I brought my checkbook tonight, we're literally at $1,300 and something dollars. My hand is going to start shaking as I make this checkout. And most of them are like, what the hell you do? This is friends of the friends, they did this, they did that all year. What do you do?
27:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, she did. She did, but now I'm angry because I have to pay for them. Drew, I blame you. You got us too many tickets. Now I have to pay for them. All right, let's keep on.
28:02🔗
Drew
Well, don't worry, people won't want any of those high-grade backstage passes when you get to the area. All the people.
28:14🔗
Adam
$300 out of it. All right. That's going to be great. Hey, folks, not literally going to be a millionaire at this rate, by the way.
28:28🔗
Oh, wow. I got through.
28:36🔗
Guest
I pretty much, well, can I tell you what happened in my past? Because it reflects upon how I pretty much choose how I treat.
28:46🔗
Yeah.
28:48🔗
Adam
We're used to prying that out of people who don't want to go along on that ride with us.
29:01🔗
Guest
Yeah. And pretty much what I said to myself at age three was, and this all reflects how I treat and then I think, is I said to myself before I went into his room, I said, pretend everything's okay. I said this at age three, which is still completely dead. I said, pretend everything's okay, depend on yourself from now on, and don't tell anybody what you're feeling.
30:30🔗
Guest
Pretty much. I don't really remember. I mean, his subject has never really come up in my family, but it gets worse after this.
30:46🔗
Guest
No, no sexual abuse actually. More mental abuse, emotional abuse. You know, when I was six, she got married and he treated me like he made me.
31:03🔗
Adam
I have to say to people all the time, how often do you hear the S word or the F word for that matter on the radio?
31:10🔗
Drew
Well, it's getting a little bit moot for you to say that because you and I hear it every night.
31:14🔗
Adam
Well, that's true. We do. And they're like, well, Adam, you're talking about finger-blasting. I know, it seems egregious and it doesn't seem fair. But still, how often you hear the S word?
31:33🔗
Drew
I like the way our callers, our callers sort of, they relish it too. They don't let it slip. They put a punch behind it.
31:50🔗
Caller
And so anyway, I should take it as a compliment though, because it means that they're like really comfortable talking.
31:57🔗
Adam
Yeah, now they're, they're, yeah, it's, it's, it is. They're comfortable and we should take it as a compliment. That's why I tell the ladies when I start breaking gas around them. This is, I'm blowing gas because I'm feeling relaxed. Yeah, you feel, I feel like, I feel like you're not even here. Or if you are, you're maybe a pet or a plant.
32:25🔗
Adam
We will take a quick break. Miriam and, oh, we got a nice, nice enema question coming up. All right. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.
32:37🔗
Wait, wait.
32:48🔗
Adam
Hey, yo, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191-ER. Some 41 in here next week. The Donnas, Papa Roach. Big musical week next week. And popped a zit on my back today, Drew.
33:20🔗
Adam
Like it was fired out of a cannon. You know, they test the impellers on jet engines by firing birds at them. That's a tough gig for a bird. Yeah, fire birds out of a cannon at them.
33:42🔗
Adam
That's the velocity to hit the mirror with, by the way. Just pow. Awesome. Yeah. Nothing better. You never outgrow that.
33:52🔗
Adam
Well, if you're if you're building jet engines for commercial aircraft or military or any application, you've got to be able to handle a seagull being sucked in, getting sucked into them.
34:04🔗
Adam
And they got to be able to handle that seagull sometimes going fast for 500 miles an hour.
34:09🔗
Adam
The only way to really, really. I mean, to really know if that jet impeller is a live seagulls.
34:17🔗
Adam
Yeah. They're they're live. They're live and their families are there to watch. They bring their families there. Yeah. Well, yeah, they fly them. They bring the families in and they force them to watch. And it's a sort of.
34:33🔗
Adam
It's a Sophie's Choice kind of thing. They'll take the parents of the seagull. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure if they have a machine gun that can fire birds. I think actually they do. They do. I don't think they freeze them either. They will do. They'll do frozen things too, but they take these birds, they put them in a cannon, and they fire them into jet engines.
35:04🔗
Adam
It'll be great. I'd love just to get one of these nut jobs like Betty White or one of these PETA retards or something like that. Just force them to sit down and watch this. All right, load up the next seagull. There we go. Fire. Oh, it's just a cloud of feathers. But I guess, you know, I mean, you can't, you know, you can't take a piece of styrofoam and stick feathers to it.
35:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. They fire birds at the thing. But as far as a bird goes, like it's like, look, you're going to be killed. You're going to, you're going to be eaten. Oh no, wait a minute. Over in this line. Yeah. It's got to be like, oh my God. William, what could be worse than being killed and being devoured on Thanksgiving or something? Here it is. You're going in the DC tenant. Yeah. That is a bad gig. But a weird and bizarre job forever has to administer it. There's a load of that cannon.
36:03🔗
Adam
Decent gig. And then you just got to hate birds. And then the other cool gig is the guy, the Falconer down at the airport.
36:25🔗
Adam
Well, if you think about all these airports, half of them are just on the edge of the water.
36:32🔗
Adam
And it's just tons of aquatic birds. And a lot of it, I don't know, New York, New Jersey, where it's like marshland and stuff. It's tons of wildlife. You don't do it in the middle of the city. Right, right. There's tons of birds. They get a Falcon, just go run them off.
36:49🔗
Adam
I know it's not. Yeah. And then they form the shape of an arrow. Oh no, B, and they sting. Yeah. I don't know. I think it's one Falcon.
37:07🔗
Drew
I believe the birds have an intuitive sense that exceeds anything we sort of understand.
37:27🔗
Adam
Yeah. Really? That's what the Falcon can do. Yeah. I don't know. Good eyesight. How about the part where you just fly 3,000 months?
37:45🔗
Caller
Actually, you know what? We have a visitor in here tonight. I was just explaining that it would have the reverse effect and I was just proving my point.
37:52🔗
Drew
Well done, Anderson. Well, having said that now, let's get on right to the phone, smartass.
37:58🔗
Adam
Thought you could outsmart the ace, man. Let me tell you something, Anderson. I'm the cannon. You're the bird and Drew's the impeller. You understand what that relationship's like? Only two are going to survive.
38:22🔗
Drew
Now she can't be around real good guys because that exposes her the possibility of being vulnerable, getting attached to somebody and losing them again.
38:36🔗
Guest
Yeah. He would make me feel bad living with him. And I used, for example, I used his hairbrush in the shower and he just yelled at me, screaming and saying, Oh, you can't use my hairbrush. Illogical reasons.
38:52🔗
Drew
By the way, I'd love to replay that moment. Hey honey, don't do that. Scream to me, yelled at me. I hate my stepdad. All right.
39:04🔗
Guest
Well, she kind of denies the fact that he did any of that because she lives with him and now I don't, I left.
39:11🔗
Drew
All right. Be that as it may, you experienced this all as abuse. You now have trouble in relationships and that's how that works. But as you've pointed out earlier, it all harkens back to you being unable to connect with any feelings. You put them away, you disassociate from them, you swallow them down and off you go. So how about hooking things back up again? What do you think?
39:33🔗
Drew
How about hooking back up with your feelings? Get a little therapy and sort this stuff out so you can be more flexible with your relationships.
39:40🔗
Guest
Yeah. I think what I do is I pretty much, I hook up with guys and I don't really get personal with them. I just kind of get sexual with them, but I don't go all the way with them and then I just wouldn't call them or they would be calling me and I would just ignore them.
40:02🔗
Drew
But you can start working on the reasons that you're doing that. That takes some time or not, or go ahead and just have endless, a sendless line of meaningless, disconnected relationships with unavailable bad guys. I'm sure that's satisfying in some way, to be in control of all that. Yeah, but not a great way to go through life.
40:25🔗
Yeah.
40:28🔗
Not much. How's it going?
40:38🔗
Just do it! Sorry.
40:48🔗
Yeah.
41:01🔗
Adam
That's such a finely crafted question. I'm guessing you're in some sort of advanced placement program at your high school.
41:08🔗
I'm on your floor, then.
41:14🔗
What?
41:15🔗
Adam
Nate, we understand this is a bogus call. I don't understand why you can't focus it at all.
41:20🔗
It's not a bogus call.
41:28🔗
What do I want to do?
41:58🔗
Adam
No, seriously. Yeah, I'm serious about it. No, I know, I know. But what, what, are you in high school?
42:13🔗
Yes.
42:36🔗
Drew
I don't know. But I imagine some do. And it'd be interesting to like hear from our brethren to see what happens.
43:04🔗
Drew
All that scrubbing and sterilizing won't do anything for the HIV and the hepatitis and all that good stuff. In fact, it might make it worse because you'll irritate the rectum. So if you have something to give your partner, you're more likely to pass it on.
43:33🔗
Adam
But here's then the question. If you're heading out and you're heading out for a good night of anal debauchery, what do you do? You evacuate before you hit the bar. Then what?
43:56🔗
Adam
You got a window there. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're going to have a brown out soon.
44:01🔗
Drew
Well, if you're using the fleet's enema, which just clear out the base, the ampulla, that's one thing. But if you give a tap water enema, a high enema, Oh, high enema. You don't want to clean things out for a while. But you don't want to.
44:49🔗
Drew
Pressure's water. The fleet's just go and it just squirts up. Gets some of this, but mostly comes right back down.
45:11🔗
Drew
Yeah. If your ass is on the second floor and the bag's on the door on the first floor, it'll make it work.
45:19🔗
Adam
So you put the douche bag up. I swore someone was swinging on my grandma's door once. I'm almost vomiting. That's nice. You got to, please everyone, have the decency. Old people, please. Have the common decency to take the douche bag off the door.
45:37🔗
Adam
You got a house with one bathroom. See, the Corollas, we had a choice between one bathroom and half a bathroom. There was never a full bathroom. There's just one small bathroom in every house I ever grew up with, which is fine, until you find grandma's personal lubricant. Do you know what I'm saying? You don't realize, really, what you got in your bathroom as an adult that you don't need the kids getting into. And when you only have one bathroom, it's a disaster.
46:14🔗
Drew
After the break. Oh, yes. Yes, it's awesome. Our listeners, as much abuse as you levy it out, put down for our listeners, we have good listeners.
46:31🔗
Hey, what's up, guys?
46:32🔗
Adam
You know what would be huge is if not only you knew about the birds being fired into the jet engines, but you had some information on gay douching.
46:42🔗
I can't help you guys with that.
46:49🔗
Adam
Okay. Hi, we're going to get back. We're going to talk about firing birds into a jet engines because that's what Loveline is about. Secondly, we'd like some answers on the douching with the anal. As far as the gays go. Do you clean yourself out? What are you looking for? And is there a sect of the gay community that doesn't want the...
47:10🔗
Drew
And by the way, this could catch on. I mean, you really are going to be a considerate heterosexual partner, a la Carolla.
47:31🔗
Adam
I keep my junk. I sleep with it in that blue barber liquid. That you see at the barbershop?
47:43🔗
Adam
I will actually have underpants. They're more fish tank than they are underpants. I will fill it with that and walk around an entire day that way.
47:56🔗
Adam
We're going to take a quick break. Be right back after this. My buddies call me Ace. Actually, I forced them to call me Ace. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-er, Sum 41, The Donnas, Papa Roach, all in here next week. And now, as promised, we're going to head back to the phones and speak to Dan. As I was speaking of earlier in the evening, they test jet engines by firing birds out of a cannon into the impeller and propeller blades to see if they break off, because, you know, birds get sucked up into jets, and they got to make sure they can take it. Dan does something involving that. Dan?
49:13🔗
Caller
And a lot of the engines that they use on most of the aircraft are made by Pratt & Whitney. And they have a little Tesla Silly up here in Azusa. And so I've seen them like do it a whole bunch of times and I've never seen them do it with propeller engines, but they do do it with jet engines a lot.
49:37🔗
Caller
It's pretty messy. It's not a cannon, but they do have the like the big wind tunnel and they have a high-speed fan blowing the air and they'll just like chuck a bird in there. They're usually frozen. Sometimes they're not.
49:51🔗
Adam
Yeah, they're usually frozen, which seems weird because the birds flying into it aren't frozen.
50:02🔗
Adam
Yeah, which is a good point and why I'd be pissed if I was the bird, which is if you're going to use a frozen bird, now it seems like you just go buy frozen chicken, by the way.
50:14🔗
Adam
Fire it into it. Yeah, because once you take, well, what's water when it's not frozen going to do to a jet engine and what's it going to do when it's frozen? It's a totally different substance.
50:26🔗
Adam
Yes. Yes. All right. Yeah. So you haven't seen them. You say they chuck it in there. How do they chuck it in there?
50:36🔗
Caller
It's like it's like one of those laundry shoots, you know, like a big metal door. They pull it down, they drop them, they lock it and they check it.
50:49🔗
Adam
OK, but all right. So you've seen, you've not just propeller engines, not just propeller engines. Hey, you've seen it done.
51:03🔗
Caller
Depending on like the type of motor, like if it's a real high altitude engine, they're not going to, they don't usually do that test. But like lower, like for like Lear jets and stuff, they, they use like area specific or altitude specific, um, Fowl.
51:22🔗
Adam
Yeah, just the ones you're going to encounter. But here's the thing I don't understand is every one of them's got to take off.
51:29🔗
Adam
It's like, it's not like the X1, it gets launched from a B-52. I mean, you got to get up there, right?
51:37🔗
Caller
Yeah. Like, it's a pretty weird system because it's pretty elaborate how they do it. They don't just like chuck birds in there either. Like, they have these real, like, finely engineered, like, shards of, I don't know what it is.
51:49🔗
Oh, boy.
51:51🔗
Adam
All right, Dan, good luck with that internship. All right, that was something. I told you it was going to be disappointing. It was a little something there.
52:00🔗
Drew
Yeah, it was something. Got the chute and the bird going down the chute and the wind tunnel and those specifics.
52:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. And it was funny, I was thinking, I was saying, I even probably said they, I think they're frozen, but I'm not sure, but it turns out they are frozen.
52:16🔗
Drew
Which is weird. Where'd you hear about it? Read about it. What'd you hear about it? Read about it?
52:24🔗
Adam
You, way off. But first off, I don't want to lose my street cred with the kids, making them think I'm looking at words. What's that place where they keep the books again?
52:38🔗
Adam
How you supposed to know what it is if it don't have the word book in it, but they keep it's like a big house where all the books are kept. Can you believe that people go there? Here's the kicker. I don't know if you've heard of this or not, Michelle. You know why people go there? They go there to borrow the books. Yeah, let me borrow your book. Hello, nerding. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Take it back?
53:13🔗
Adam
That livery place you're talking about, that's a place you would punish me. That's how you do it. You take me to that liberator and whatever you call it, dude, and that would be punishment. You know what I'm saying?
53:26🔗
Adam
Okay. Yeah, no, you just watch, you know, you watch the History Channel. You get drunk every night.
53:57🔗
Adam
But really, it's pretty damn close to an X there, isn't it? If you think about it. Wakes up in the middle of the night having sex with boyfriend. Hell, why? Want to know if this is normal? We'll tell you, sweetie, after this. Get it on. Get it on. Got to get it on. Don't know how to do anything else, but to get it on. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Get it on. Freak out.
55:08🔗
Adam
It's phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. That's the Drewster over there. I'm the Ace Meister. You confused teens. All right. Ready to keep on going here, Drew?
55:36🔗
Adam
It's a guy singing about Shannon. It's like a slow song and a guy singing in a high voice. They sing about Shannon has drifted off to sea. Have you ever heard that song?
55:48🔗
Adam
Anyway, Dr. Drew for a second. Always amazes people that don't know the song of their name.
55:58🔗
Adam
But if there was a song out there called Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam.
56:09🔗
Adam
I just, I'm always, there's two things that confuse me. The one is the person doesn't know the song with the name in it. And then the other one, the person doesn't know what their name means, although it means something because it's the unusual name.
56:35🔗
Drew
You don't know what your name means? That always amazes me. And people don't know what their name means. But it's something very interesting and has a wild biblical and important historical references.
56:44🔗
Adam
No. I'm talking about these American names and these foreign names and these names that the parent went out of the way. And everyone must ask them every 10 seconds. What's that name mean? You see what I'm saying?
57:10🔗
I'm sorry.
57:13🔗
I don't really care anymore.
58:20🔗
Drew
What are you running away from? Why do you have to live with your boyfriend at eighteen? What happened?
58:53🔗
Drew
Just because he got on the phone and got so irritable doesn't mean he doesn't care about you.
59:10🔗
Guest
It's just like he doesn't seem to care. He treats me like I'm nothing, and he makes fun of me with my friends.
59:49🔗
Caller
He says he never means any of it. It seems like he does because he continues to say it. All right. All right.
59:59🔗
Adam
So Shannon, first off, could you go back into the cave and get off the top of the mountain?
1:00:48🔗
Adam
Get to the shelter. Okay. Let's try to sort out this mess. First off, your dad abandoned the family.
1:01:08🔗
Drew
Well, let's answer that first. Let's answer that first. That does happen a lot. It's been described out there. I've not seen any good descriptions of why it occurs. In my experience, when I have patients that do that kind of thing, they tend to be trauma survivors. Both the couple, like both the boyfriend and the girlfriend, tend to be trauma survivors.
1:01:41🔗
Guest
I shouldn't have brought any of that into it. Will you please not put that on the radio if I am?
1:01:57🔗
Adam
Okay. And then you can go back to your crappy relationship and we'll pretend this never happened?
1:02:16🔗
Drew
Well, here's the deal, build yourself some support. Lots of supportive friends, people that are not involved in the drama and the chaos.
1:02:26🔗
Drew
No, not people involved in chaos and drama in your life, people that you can go to reliably who care about you. Build that up so you can get some strength and take a look at this relationship objectively. It sounds like you're kind of stuck in it right now.
1:02:38🔗
Drew
And by the way, this guy may not be as bad a guy as you're painting it right now. I know right now it's all negative the way you're feeling. But the fact is I bet you go through periods where you idealize them too and everything is wonderful.
1:02:49🔗
Drew
So you're having a bad time, bad moment and that's fine. Kind of sit down, calm down, take a good look at reality. But do build a supportive network of friends. So you can begin to step away from this and look at it more objectively. Okay? In the middle of the night stuff is just a sign that both of you guys are survivors.
1:03:19🔗
Adam
No, no, no, no. Listen, Shannon. Shannon, here's the thing. Your life isn't great, you had a bad childhood, all that kind of stuff. All that can be fixed, it can all be fixed.
1:03:32🔗
Adam
It can all be fixed, but if you crap out a kid, it ain't getting fixed, it just gets transferred to the kid, and then the kid calls us in 18 years and she's crying her eyes out.
1:03:43🔗
Adam
And if I'm here in 18 years, I'm gonna be crying my eyes out. All right, Shannon, you have to use protection.
1:03:56🔗
Adam
All right, go to Planned Parenthood. Throw yourself on the mercy of their court. Oh, it sucks having a crappy childhood, horrible family and all that stuff.
1:04:06🔗
Adam
No, you don't. And it's like you don't trust anyone and no one's gonna do anything for you. And it's everything's a disaster. And then you get in a radio, you get a little juice, you get a little f you money, and then you start attacking the world.
1:04:25🔗
Drew
No, no, I just, I thought you were talking about Michelle. You were talking about Michelle.
1:04:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, I said juice. Yeah, I didn't mean, I didn't mean juice in a sack. I meant juice like, you know, money, power, that kind of stuff. Not the kind of stuff we have to use a straw to poke through the thing. I have no money. Yeah, not juice in a box. I meant juice like wattage.
1:04:51🔗
Adam
I'll cut you loose right now. I swear to Christ, I'll pick up the phone. Dr. Bruce will be here in 10 minutes.
1:05:06🔗
Yes.
1:05:11🔗
Caller
My best friend from high school, he's a guy and I'm fixing to go home for winter break and he's invited me to participate in a threesome with him and his girlfriend.
1:05:37🔗
Drew
But I'm saying it's a Texas invitation. You get invited to a barbecue, it's the same thing. It's much more casual.
1:05:56🔗
Caller
But I guess I'm mostly calling to kind of get outside perspective because right now, I guess I'm looking for a reason not to do it.
1:06:14🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, like I fooled around with him before and they don't really expect me to do that much with her. Like I'm not really attracted to women and she's not really attracted to women.
1:06:25🔗
Drew
Let's cut this through the BS here. You're still into this guy. It's a chance to try to reconnect with him. You're all up in your head about it. I've been invited to the event of the season. Come on. You want to be with this guy again. There's a way to do it and there you go. It's not going to feel very good, especially if you're into this guy.
1:06:44🔗
Caller
Yeah, I guess. We've never had really a romantic involvement. It's always been like friendship and then fooling around.
1:06:54🔗
Drew
Listen, when people your age are friends, it's because somebody is into it. The other one's not responding quite the way they should and it becomes a friendship.
1:07:22🔗
Caller
I don't think so. I mean, they've both been involved with other people during their relationship. She's really open about it.
1:07:35🔗
Drew
Please don't believe people's BS about that. Oh, I'm so open to my sexuality. Come on.
1:07:42🔗
Adam
And the other thing is, is he doesn't expect and she doesn't expect you to have sex with her. Yeah. That's what I thought when I got into that threesome with those two dudes, you know?
1:07:57🔗
Adam
No. I mean, I thought, you know, threesome to threesome. What the, you know? I didn't realize I'd, you know, get sandwiched that way.
1:08:07🔗
Adam
Hey, Kathy. Yeah, it's called Yuck. You, yeah, you're probably going to have to screw around with her a little bit. And she's going to start messing around with you. And then there's going to be like weird feelings.
1:08:29🔗
Caller
I'm not. Like, it's always been something like we're bored. And so we end up messing around. It's not like, you know.
1:08:46🔗
Drew
Hang on. If this guy did not have a girlfriend and declared himself to you, you would just go, forget it.
1:09:00🔗
Adam
And why, why are you so generous sexually that this guy's not really your cup of tea and he's got a girlfriend, but what the hell? I'm going back home for a few weeks.
1:09:12🔗
Caller
I guess again, like it's always been something like when neither of us are dating anybody, we end up fooling around with each other because we have nothing else going on. So maybe like I've got nothing else going on.
1:09:31🔗
Adam
Or super. Are you that confident? I mean, is there something you feel is wrong with you? Or you don't think guys are attracted to you or you deserve what you can get from guys?
1:09:43🔗
Caller
No. I mean, I think it's just different because he's like, you know, my best friend. Like I wouldn't do that with just any guy or any couple.
1:10:09🔗
Caller
Oh gosh, like 16 or something. I mean, not like we didn't fool around when we were 12.
1:10:22🔗
Adam
Maybe it just becomes, I don't know, any port in a storm or there's just no, there's no, she's known him since they were 12. There's no, there's nothing connected to it. There's no energy behind it. It's just like, it's a pure, it's like, I don't know, you go into the Burke Williams, you get a massage, you don't want to date the guy. He just feels good, get a little tension release and now you head home. Oh, you never go in there.
1:10:52🔗
Drew
Well, no, it usually doesn't work that way. And if it does for some people, great. I just, it just, I never see it happening without somebody developing feelings. Just never see it happening.
1:11:03🔗
Drew
A, maybe this is going on. Maybe this is an exceptional situation. Or B, maybe we're not hearing the truth.
1:11:08🔗
Adam
You know what's going on here? Neither one of them is very hot. So both of them are kind of like, yeah, all right, yeah, start sucking. I'm going to watch TV. Yeah, that's that. You know what this is? This is a couple of five and a half hooking up. Each one of them thinking they're an eight though, and seeing each other's a four and go, well, what are you going to do? Yes. Let me see if I can get to the bottom of this. This is going to be uncomfortable. Oh, wait, she's a Cathy. Wait, Cathy's got three? Okay.
1:11:42🔗
Caller
It's not as if I don't get any attention from guys. I've had boyfriends. I've had sex with other people.
1:11:47🔗
Adam
No, no. Believe me, there's always, yeah, I know, there's always someone to have sex with. What do you describe yourself?
1:11:56🔗
Caller
Okay, I'm five-seven. I have brown hair. I weigh 140 pounds and that's without the man's show added his 10 pounds.
1:12:54🔗
Adam
Okay. Not all of us hung out that place with the books. Liberty. So, okay. I got my eyes. Five, seven, one, four. Okay. I have five, six, and twenty one, thirty seconds. So it's getting close. All right. Let's get on the phone here. Hi, Kathy. And yeah. And hair color?
1:13:24🔗
Adam
And what would you give yourself? If you say you're attractive or semi attractive, decent?
1:13:29🔗
Caller
I guess I'd say I'm decent, semi attractive. I have large ish breast. I have an okay face. I get attention.
1:13:43🔗
Caller
Not like he likes, you know, skinny, small-chested girls. I like the football player type, you know, we just.
1:13:49🔗
Adam
All right. And he's super skinny. He's really skinny. All right. Now, neither one of you is surprised. That's what it is. By the way, this goes on every once in a while, Drew.
1:14:00🔗
Adam
You'll actually, each one of you thinks you're on a mercy mission. God knows how many of those I've had that have worked both ways.
1:14:10🔗
Adam
I'm like, yeah, I guess I'll throw her one. And she's like, what are you going to do? I'm going to make her so vomit. All right. What are you going to do? I feel bad. She shudders first. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I guess everyone's got to do their time. Yeah. And it's a relative thing. My next guy is going to seem like he's John John. It's like JFK Junior compared to Adam. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's what this is. Neither one of them is that high. And here's the thing. I want to talk about this for a while. I'm talking about, we haven't spoken about the numbers thing in a while. Yeah. The thing about the numbers is, and I know it's trite and everyone's brought it up before us and all that, but it's an important thing which is you want your number plus one or two numbers. But you have to be realistic about what your number is. This guy's thinking, I got a girlfriend and I ain't fat, therefore I got an inflated number. He thinks he's coming in at eight or nine. In the reality, he's probably more in the six range. Her thing is I'm a little bit chunky, so I got a nice C cup going and there are other guys who want to have me, so I must be seven and a half or an eight, but listen.
1:15:23🔗
Drew
It must be hard as well to judge where you sit because guys are all hanging over themselves.
1:15:28🔗
Adam
As a guy, your number is pretty much determined by who will have sex with you and what their number is.
1:15:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, but I'm just trying to say, yeah, obviously, yeah, you could extrapolate it down to that, but your number as a guy, I mean, you could go around and say, oh, I got a great job and I'm great looking, I got a great car, but if you ain't pulling it in, then something's going on. So as a guy, really in a certain sense, your number is determined by the market. It's like women in handbags. Who the hell knows that one's worth 800 bucks, that one's 1500 bucks, that one's 60 bucks or 10 bucks. Right. Who knows? The same cost of material. No, it's who wants which one the most. That's what makes they determine the value. As a guy, the market determines the value, but you determine the value by, you got a good job, you got some juice, you got some money in your pocket, you got a nice pad, you got a TV, you got a band.
1:16:32🔗
Adam
It's difficult for women because I don't care if you're a Broom Hilda, not everyone, but there are plenty of guys out there, mostly brothers, who want to have sex with you. And so if you base it on, and we hear this all the time, that chick is three packs a day and has the devil and angel on each saggy boob. She's like, I don't have it. Plenty of guys. Yeah. Plenty of scary homeless guys want to have sex with you. Yeah, there's always guys who want to have sex with you, so it's hard to assign yourself a number.
1:17:06🔗
Adam
It's what is the number of the guy who not only wants to have sex with you, but wants to be with you.
1:17:13🔗
Drew
But also realize all guys are kind of, they're all good looking to them. If you don't pay attention to where the number's coming in, just sort of look at the physical characteristics, you can convince yourself that attractive guys are into me.
1:17:27🔗
Adam
Well, I don't even think you have to worry about the attractive guy part. You just have to worry about the part where there's plenty of penis coming your way. Yeah.
1:17:37🔗
Adam
Here's the other thing too. You could have attractive guys who would certainly spend the night with you and they don't call you the next day. That doesn't exist in the male world. It's not, well, this week I banged some hot stewardesses and then I banged some runway models. No, if you're drawing them in, your number's high. If you can get good-looking females, you've got a high number. You see what I'm saying? As a guy, as a girl, there will, Drew, you're a fantastically handsome man.
1:18:09🔗
Adam
Drew, I mean, Michelle, you like the ladies, but even you would have to admit that Drew is a specimen of a man, yes?
1:18:23🔗
Adam
He's a fantastically handsome man. And Drew was like Troy Donahue growing up in his beach community. He would once in a while throw Broomhilda a bone. And when I say once in a while, we're into the 1500, 1600 times, I'm sure. But the point is, is he didn't give her a ring. You know what I mean? He didn't follow up on it. So a good looking guy will take a few steps down every once in a while, just because an important storm kind of thing. Yes. Drew is going to start crying, but it's true. So you can't go by that as a woman. You have to go by, does he call you the next day? Does he want to start dating? See what I'm saying? Anyway, assess your number, everybody. Be realistic about it and realize it varies quite a bit. For instance, men, doesn't really, what they look like, not the biggest component. A component, not the biggest one.
1:19:31🔗
Drew
I remember, I'll never forget that thing, when you and I were on Rose's and Arnold's show, and who was the girl? Donka Radakovich was on there with us too.
1:19:40🔗
Adam
Jesus Christ, how do you remember that slut's name? Nine foot woman who wrote a book on anal.
1:19:57🔗
Drew
We start explaining this numbers thing to them. You go, for instance, Drew and I, we're working on a solid six. They go, no, no, you guys are nine. They go, that's the point, is that because we're doing things on TV, you assign us a nine for what we're doing. But in reality, we're a six. They go, no, no, you're not a six, you're not. We're like, you can't even separate it out. They can't even separate out what we did, what we actually look like. Right.
1:20:20🔗
Adam
You would be a nine if you worked at a rendering plant. I mean, you're that kind of good looking.
1:20:27🔗
Adam
All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. I got a numbers thing. It's called 10 bucks an hour, loud mouth. Let's take ourselves a little break.
1:21:00🔗
Adam
That's my partner, Dr. Drew over there. Thank you very much. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1. We got a lot of show coming up next week. I'll tell you what, Drew.
1:21:11🔗
Adam
A little too much show. Ted, here we got some 41 coming up. The Donna's, Foxy, Foxy, Foxy, Foxy, possible lesbians. And Papa Roach coming in here. Dear, dear, dear friends. Papa Roach, can't remember the guys' names. Great guys, so good band, great guys. Yeah, Drew, a lot of show, buddy.
1:21:44🔗
Guest
Basically, I am a gay sex Bible. And if you have any questions about how they do it, any processes, positions, anything, I know.
1:22:26🔗
Drew
I haven't been there. You're a millionaire. What are you going to do? You have land everywhere.
1:22:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. A friend of mine talked me into buying some land over there. I did. My dad went over there and visited it, actually. Tell you about that. All right. So Christy, how do you know so much about gay love?
1:22:45🔗
Guest
Actually, it's really hard to explain. It's something that a lot of me and my friends are really into. We actually watch gay porn and I have books and all sorts of things on it. I'm actually holding one of my books right now called The Joy of Gay Sex.
1:22:58🔗
Drew
You know, Adam, I think we've gone through an evolution. I mean, we've woken up and things have changed. Yeah. We're hearing all these new things coming into us.
1:23:48🔗
Adam
They don't like the hair of those fellas. And they're all tan and they're like smooth. It's almost like they're like seals.
1:24:14🔗
Adam
You are a woman of great passion, yes? Oh, you're talking about- Oh, no. I'm talking about Christy.
1:24:22🔗
Guest
I'd like to be. I'm actually really intimidated. So I'm really nervous. I haven't even actually ever dated.
1:24:50🔗
Guest
I've been actually, I mean, I don't know if I necessarily, I've been thinking about this a lot, especially since I've listened to you guys for a long time. And I'm trying to figure out if there was any sort of, any sort of abuse in my past that might actually make me afraid of men.
1:25:04🔗
Adam
All right. Well, let's, let's not jeopardize my boner by talking about that for just one minute.
1:25:16🔗
Adam
These guys, okay, so now the gay porn. I will not and cannot watch a gay porn without vomiting and vomit coming out of my nose. That kind of vomit.
1:25:28🔗
Adam
Yeah. Do they, now what do they do? I mean, obviously it varies, but what part do you like? Do you like the anal sex or the oral sex?
1:25:52🔗
Guest
Sometimes there's a pullout and showing the money shot and all that kind of stuff. Nowadays, I really try and emphasize condom wearing, so there's a lot of, like actually just into the condom and stuff.
1:26:11🔗
Adam
I surmised last night that women who liked gay pornography were women who like seeing men degraded. Do you have any feelings of that?
1:26:26🔗
Guest
I think there is not necessarily a degradation issue, but there is the feeling of them being on the same level as the woman.
1:26:36🔗
Guest
Where I, you know, I don't like the feeling of if I'm going to be with a man, I'm going to have to be the submissive one. And so if I see two men together, then it feels like it's a much more balanced, a much more loving thing. Even if I know that's not true.
1:26:53🔗
Drew
Why do you feel you have, well, there are plenty of guys that you don't have to be submissive for.
1:27:06🔗
Guest
Yeah. I don't know. As I said, I've always been very intimidated by, like, myself being involved in any sort of sexual relationship.
1:27:20🔗
Guest
I just sort of cringe. I don't know. It's like maybe I feel a little dirty or something. And I don't mean I've had issues with touching just by anyone in general.
1:27:33🔗
Adam
Hold on. And now now now we're getting down to it. And and and I also want you to answer our prep or ask prep questions as well. But now now we got to start asking you stepdad dad. Somebody did something. What's up?
1:27:48🔗
Guest
I had a really good family. The only thing that I actually recently I've been thinking of. And I never really thought it would have any effect on me till now was when I was younger. There was another boy who was the same age as me, who did a little bit of touching and such, especially sticking his hands down my pants and all that kind of stuff. But that's the only thing I can really think.
1:28:27🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on. Hold on. Let me say this, Drew. Some people break down for no good reason.
1:28:41🔗
Adam
Now, that was something, not enough for most, but enough if you have the, the chain. Yeah. If you're sort of predisposed to break down.
1:28:52🔗
Adam
All right. So, Christy. Yeah. You're going to have to get a little therapy, sweetness.
1:29:07🔗
Guest
I've been trying. I actually started. I'm actually on a couple of anti-depressants right now, and I tried getting some guys that I thought were kind of nice, my phone number, but nothing has happened yet.
1:29:27🔗
Adam
You're in college. What about your friends? Didn't they set you up with some of their friends?
1:29:45🔗
Drew
All right. Chris, you need to... Twenty-one. This is where behavior management comes in. This is where you...
1:29:50🔗
Adam
Most our callers are on the third, fourth divorce by this time and had a hysterectomy.
1:29:54🔗
Drew
I believe it's the fifth kid. That's right. Look, Chris, you need to... If you cannot... You're incapable of sitting and having a relationship with somebody across a date or whatever, you need to sort of break yourself into this. Let's start, baby. You got to start doing it. You got to make it your job now to... Get on some dates, spend some time with people, get used to this experience of what that feels like. And if you don't, yeah, then it's the domain of therapy. But all the therapy is going to be doing is giving you support to encourage you to do exactly this. This is not something specific... You're not giving us a horrific trauma history and you're not acting out with guys. You're just to have this sort of... You're like you're phobic. I mean, almost like EMDR would be a worthwhile thing for you. But I wouldn't do that. I would just go ahead and get out.
1:30:41🔗
Adam
You stop spending Saturday nights watching the director's cut of You Bang Us, Your Anus and hit the road. Go to some frat house, find some real dudes.
1:30:58🔗
Adam
Find some dudes. Yeah, there's guys out there. Yeah. All right, stop watching the tan guys. They're all greased up and hairless. Banging each other.
1:31:11🔗
Guest
Okay. As far as seducing, even though many gay men don't, aren't really into the anal sex.
1:31:57🔗
Adam
And a high enema, a little pressure. And you will do that before you head out that night?
1:32:04🔗
Guest
Yeah, pretty much. Like, if you know you're going to be having anal sex, they want you to clean out a few hours ahead of time so that you know that you're completely clean because it's just sort of a whole, like...
1:32:40🔗
Adam
Yeah. This, yeah. I've, I hold that. I saw that whole Why My Parents Are Killing Themselves series. Yeah, that's what they call the Asian porn. Asian dad sees son getting daisy chained. He just, he falls right on it. Samurai. Yeah. And I'm not stereotyping at all. Not at all.
1:33:02🔗
Adam
Not at all. But he walks across the rice paper floor. He grabs his ceremonial samurai sword.
1:33:13🔗
Adam
He's a dagger in his kimono and he falls right on it. He falls right on it, narrowly missing the futon and landing right on it.
1:33:42🔗
Adam
It's still rinsing, by the way. 22 years later, can you get the yucky man cootie out of her mouth? Make out with Drew. I'll give you 10 bucks. All right, baby. But take yourselves a little break. Drew's game, too. Well, take a little break. Be right back after this.
1:34:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's good old Dr. Drew. Forget about that phone number. Quiet, Drew. Papa Roach in here next week. Also the Donnas and Sum 41. I like Sum 41. You ready to go here, Drew?
1:35:01🔗
Drew
It can in many different ways. One is obviously when your weight is down, you don't ovulate. It can be difficult to get pregnant. Another way is people with long-standing anorexia or bulimia tend to be predisposed to what's called premature ovarian failure where your ovaries are shut off permanently. That happens.
1:35:31🔗
Drew
I don't know. Numbers, I've seen it. I'll tell you this. If you have bad anorexia, I think you're very significantly at risk for that.
1:35:40🔗
Adam
Well, I don't know. It's not too many things that are worse for you. I mean, your body's better off doing heroin, right?
1:36:04🔗
Drew
Yes. If it's bad enough for you to be worried about your fertility, why aren't you getting help, treatment?
1:36:09🔗
Guest
I don't know. I don't really like have any friends and I'm all moved out. And I guess there's just not anybody to like really tell me that I'm acting messed up or...
1:36:41🔗
Guest
And like I just, I've looked all over for this information. I know some people who wanted to know as well.
1:37:13🔗
Guest
Yeah, I said that we should have a counter that's like, you know, like where the days flip downwards like 22 days until my job goes to India or something like that.
1:37:23🔗
Adam
You know, that's what everyone sounds like, all these guys. Yeah. They try and keep the mouses frozen on their...
1:37:31🔗
Guest
They try and teach you, or they try and teach the Indian people to talk more so they sound like Americans and they say that their name is Sarah or Michael or really typical American names.
1:38:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, we can make everyone sound like they're from here. Where are you from? Michigan. Oh, do you know Mike is a good friend? Yeah, true. Yeah, it's all outsourced, baby. That's what I do. Let's just teach the world to speak without an accent and we'd be cool.
1:38:30🔗
Adam
We travel anywhere we wanted. Plus they wouldn't want to blow us up all the time because it'd be like blowing them up. You know what I mean? I like that. All right, you got to outsource. Well, that's a decent job for an 18-year-old, right? Absolutely. I mean, 18, I just figured it should be, you know, bussing dishes or something. Right. That's not a bad gig. So you got to get some friends. Mary.
1:39:01🔗
Guest
I don't know. I just, I, when I talk to people, I'm just like disgusted with how, like, typical and boring they are.
1:39:10🔗
Adam
Yeah. I got to sit next to Drew every night. I kill myself. Yeah. Well, there are plenty of interesting, exciting people. And by the way, you know, what do you got going? You make nine bucks an hour and you got an eating disorder. Come on. You're no prize either.
1:39:31🔗
Drew
That's your depression talking, Mary. That is the depression. You got to deal with this.
1:39:35🔗
Adam
Let me give you guys a speech. You need friends. You got to have friends. You got to have buddies. You got to have people that you can laugh with and cry with. They'll take care of you. They'll bail you out. They'll look after you. And you got to do the same.
1:39:50🔗
Adam
I know. If you're like Oliver Twist over here. You got to do that stuff. You really do. And then you got to take care of them. All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
1:40:01🔗
Caller
Here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?
1:40:28🔗
Adam
Well, that's the show, not only the show, but the week. I want to give thanks where thanks are due. I want to thank a phone screener, Brian, for screaming for just seconds when we go back to Engineer Anderson every once in a while and Westwood too. I want to thank a phone screener, Ziggy, for doing a fantabulous job all week long. I want to thank the magic-fingered one, the Liberace of the Potentiometers, Drew, Engineer Anderson. I love them to death. We'll see them this weekend at the big concert. Both be drunk. I want to thank Engineer Chris for doing a fantastic job all week long. I want to thank Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Producer Lauren, who now knows how to turn on the computer. Look at that, Drew. Look out. I want to thank Engineerice Michelle. What a wonderful breath of fresh air blown into the studio each and every night. And I want to thank Producer Ann. So, Drew, could you shut up, please?
1:41:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, you can't hear that. So, until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.
1:41:43🔗
Caller
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