Tuesday, November 11, 2003

1:05🔗 Voiceover I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Brad and Joe, both here tonight from Lincoln Park. Good to see you guys, as usual. Word. Lincoln Park is, well, we'll plug the CD and then some appearances as well. They're going to be doing the Cypress Hill Smokeout. Drew, what year you think we're in with the smokeout? Eight. Six. Thanks for cramping on my point, you jackass.

1:36🔗 Drew I thought you were-

1:37🔗 Adam Now, please, shut his mic off. Be Real thinks they're in their second year, though. So that's how you know it's good ass.

1:46🔗 Drew Bobo, Bobo, he can't remember the name of the thing yet, so.

1:48🔗 Adam Bobo the Snow, be Realist. Cypress Hill, by the way, speaking of making fun of them, they're gonna be here tomorrow night and then Papa Roach on Thursday. But Linkin Park, Drew was just saying, what were you saying, two days ago, how much you loved the band, Linkin Park?

2:04🔗 Drew Yes, I was.

2:04🔗 Adam As human beings?

2:05🔗 Drew No, and how-

2:06🔗 Adam As artists, of course.

2:07🔗 Drew Of course, and as we watched some bands emerge and disappear, we sort of picked you guys at the beginning. We've told you this before.

2:15🔗 Linkin Park I think we were saying last time how all of our success is actually due to Loveline and you guys.

2:21🔗 Adam Yeah, it's predicated on that.

2:23🔗 Linkin Park And I don't mean, I wanna clarify, I don't mean some of it, but we were saying really all of it.

2:28🔗 Adam I am amazed, and I don't know if you guys are too, but that the biggest selling elm of 2001, Lincoln Park. It's not that you guys don't deserve it, but don't you think, well, I don't know, Mariah Carey or something like this, isn't it always Britney Spears? I mean, don't you always sort of think in those terms?

2:51🔗 Linkin Park Sometimes like when I'm trying to explain what I do to people who haven't heard of Lincoln Park. People just don't, yeah, they don't get it. They don't, I mean, but that's kind of cool though, because we don't really keep a high profile.

3:03🔗 Drew Maybe they haven't sold out yet. They haven't sold out yet. They have a movie coming out though.

3:06🔗 Adam Oh, you do?

3:07🔗 Linkin Park They do have a movie coming out.

3:08🔗 That sounds like Monkey's the Movie or something.

3:12🔗 Adam When's the movie coming out? I didn't even see that.

3:15🔗 Linkin Park Actually, we're putting out a live CD and DVD called Live in Texas. It comes out in stores on the 18th, and we're actually showing the movie, which we shot on film at two shows, the Summer Sanitarium in theaters on the 17th. And I think it's playing here in Pasadena, but it's really playing all around the country. So if you go to linkinpark.com, you can find out where it's gonna be showing.

3:36🔗 Adam And if you go to the, well, if you go to www.smokeoutfestival.com and what are the chances that the people that are going to that website are gonna be able to string together 14 letters without a major F up or meltdown, or at least getting bored. So like, like it's gonna be www.sm. Screw this. That's how I was. That's the only thing that limits me from looking at porn on the internet. So anyway, we'll hear something from Lincoln Park CD. And so are we going to, oh, okay, so the live CD and the DVD is coming out.

4:23🔗 Linkin Park Correct.

4:24🔗 Adam So we're not gonna hear that tonight.

4:27🔗 Linkin Park No, you'll hear music from the CD.

4:29🔗 Adam Oh, we will?

4:29🔗 Linkin Park Yeah.

4:30🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Am I looking at it?

4:32🔗 Linkin Park It's really pretty straight forward.

4:34🔗 Adam Where is that, Drew? What happened? Oh, I put it over there. All right, so we'll hear that from Linkin Park and much, much more. All right, you guys know how the show goes. We'll get to the phones and make fun of the kids. You wanna speak to Julie Ann? Julie Ann? You're 21? What's up?

4:55🔗 Caller Well, me and my boyfriend did together for like six months and we haven't had sex in a while, two months.

5:04🔗 Adam Mm-hmm.

5:07🔗 Drew One third of the relationship, no sex?

5:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:10🔗 Drew How was it before that?

5:12🔗 Caller Well, in the beginning, we did it like, probably maybe four or five times a day.

5:19🔗 Drew But they just used them all up in the beginning.

5:20🔗 Adam Yeah, spent them. I tried to do that with masturbation but I still haven't gotten to the bottom of my balls yet. Bottomless balls. You know, my balls are like, remember the hat in Lidsville, the kid fell down?

5:33🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

5:33🔗 Adam Just kept going and spinning and-

5:35🔗 Drew We found the magic flute. No, that's Lidsville.

5:37🔗 Adam No, no, you're thinking of- That's right. Yeah, so maybe the bloom is off the rose. Maybe there's no love here anymore.

5:52🔗 Drew Is he avoiding you?

5:53🔗 Caller No, he calls me like five times a day and then he texts message me all day.

5:58🔗 Drew Have you asked him about this?

5:59🔗 Yeah, and he said, oh-

6:02🔗 Caller He says there's no mental connection between us and he's, you know, all that. I mean, I feel like I'm the guy in the relationship. I don't know.

6:12🔗 Adam Mental connection.

6:13🔗 Drew Are you scaring him away? No, no. How old is the guy?

6:18🔗 Caller He's 28.

6:19🔗 Adam No.

6:20🔗 Drew He's done.

6:21🔗 Adam Mental connection is usually a hurdle to get over in the sex department. Like this is why you travel. This is why guys travel on the sex stores. You know, they go to like the East somewhere. They go through, you know, Vietnam. They go on these bicycle sex stores where they just ride through the country banging people.

6:43🔗 Drew I'm not sure.

6:44🔗 Adam I may be combining two tours. I'm not totally sure on if it's the bikes.

6:49🔗 Drew I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure they ride a bike.

6:52🔗 Adam They bang and then they clear landmines. Or there may be separate tours. But the point is, is they don't want to talk. You know what I'm saying?

6:59🔗 Drew You don't want the mental connection.

7:01🔗 Adam Yeah. So it's over, Julian.

7:06🔗 Drew Well, yeah. He's not actually buying you gifts and telling you he loves you right this last week or two, right?

7:11🔗 Caller Yeah, well, he got me like a nice bracelet the other day.

7:15🔗 Drew How long ago? Three days ago.

7:21🔗 Adam So you've spoken to him about why it is you're not having as much sex and he said there's a problem with the mental connection.

7:28🔗 Linkin Park Why don't we call him?

7:30🔗 Adam Ooh, that's good radio. Why don't we call him?

7:35🔗 Caller I don't know about that and he freaked out.

7:38🔗 Adam Really, why? What's he do for a living?

7:45🔗 Caller Oh, really? He did go to one of those tours.

7:47🔗 Adam Yeah, I think that's what the military is. What branch is he in?

7:53🔗 Caller He's in the Army.

7:54🔗 Adam Yeah, and where's he stationed?

7:55🔗 Drew Tour of Booty.

7:57🔗 Caller At the moment, I think he's somewhere in the middle of a ride.

8:03🔗 Adam He's in the middle of a, hold on a second.

8:06🔗 Drew Whoa, Juliana's...

8:08🔗 Adam Does she have a tumor, or is she bogus, or he, you understand, he can't hump, you can't put his penis in the mail and hump you with it.

8:20🔗 Drew I think she's in a ride. I think she's effing with us and wanted us to get to that. You know what I'm saying?

8:27🔗 Adam Eh?

8:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:29🔗 Adam Hold on. Oops, wrong button here. Julianne.

8:35🔗 Drew Yeah, she hung up.

8:36🔗 Adam Did she hang up?

8:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:37🔗 Adam Oh, is that a bogus call?

8:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:40🔗 Adam Really?

8:40🔗 Linkin Park What was the payoff for her though?

8:42🔗 Drew That's how a woman might do a bogus call.

8:48🔗 Linkin Park Shouldn't there be like a punchline though?

8:49🔗 Adam Yeah, here's the whole thing. Like I can pick up the phone, call anybody and tell them that I see a prowler out front of their house and then hang up and laugh. It's not really that creative.

9:03🔗 Drew It's not that funny.

9:04🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, you just call the semi-straight problem about, well, he bought me a bracelet but I haven't had sex in a couple of months. What the F does that mean? And women, they can't even do an entertaining bogus call.

9:21🔗 Drew Everything we've been saying, we take back because we didn't have the right information.

9:24🔗 Adam What did we say?

9:26🔗 Drew Well, we were saying the relationship was over. Now we have no idea.

9:27🔗 Adam This is why I abuse the callers because what if it's a bogus call?

9:32🔗 Drew You don't want to miss that opportunity to abuse.

9:34🔗 Adam Well, aren't you glad I was abusive?

9:36🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, in this case, yeah.

9:38🔗 Linkin Park You're proactively abusive.

9:39🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm saying, I'm saying there is a one in let's say 25 chance that is a bogus caller, but I can't chance being nice to the other 24 for that one.

9:51🔗 Drew Yeah, you can't miss that.

9:51🔗 Adam You understand? Watch how this works. Cherie? Cherie, what's your name? You're 15?

10:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:01🔗 Adam And what's your problem?

10:03🔗 Caller Can I say hi to the band first?

10:08🔗 Linkin Park I love how Adam's like the gatekeeper.

10:11🔗 Caller You guys totally rock.

10:13🔗 Adam Oh, hold on. That's more than hi. I just agreed to hi. Not totally rock that was never cleared.

10:20🔗 Caller Please.

10:22🔗 Adam All right. What do you want me to tell them? I'll tell them.

10:25🔗 Caller That they like totally saved my life.

10:28🔗 Adam Saved your saved their life.

10:32🔗 Drew You totally saved, saved Sherry's life quite a few times. All right.

10:34🔗 Adam What else?

10:36🔗 Caller And I love them. And yeah, they kick ass.

10:41🔗 Adam And she loves you guys are gay, but that's cool. No, that she, she, I know she, she says she loves you guys and that you kick ass.

10:49🔗 Linkin Park Tell her thank you. Thank you.

10:51🔗 Adam No, the band says what? Yeah. They, they said, thank you.

10:57🔗 Linkin Park I'm actually hired Adam as a spiritual advisor and I don't talk directly to anyone.

11:02🔗 Adam Right.

11:03🔗 Drew So what's the deal, Sherry?

11:04🔗 Caller Well, I've been shooting heroin for about six months now. And I usually do it in my left arm.

11:12🔗 Drew Well, first of all, if the band is actually going to save their life, your life, hopefully you'll follow their direction tonight. So guys, want to give us a little direction here? You need to stop. Because that is a fatal condition, heroin addiction.

11:24🔗 Adam Shooting at 15.

11:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:26🔗 Adam For a woman.

11:27🔗 Drew That's big time.

11:28🔗 Adam That is big time.

11:29🔗 Drew And you need to get into a treatment. You need to be somewhere.

11:32🔗 Caller I just got out six months ago. That's the thing.

11:35🔗 Drew But how many months did you spend in treatment?

11:36🔗 Caller I spent a full year.

11:38🔗 Drew Well, you need to get back. You may need to spend a few years in treatment.

11:41🔗 Adam Full year?

11:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:44🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

11:45🔗 Caller Yeah, it was good times, let me tell you.

11:48🔗 Adam Yeah. So were you shooting, you know, 13 and a half?

11:51🔗 Caller No, I have family problems in that whole deal. And so.

11:56🔗 Adam Yeah, but what drug were you doing that sent you into rehab for a year? Opium?

12:02🔗 Drew Smoking opium.

12:04🔗 Adam Really?

12:04🔗 Caller It wasn't just about drugs, but it's a treatment facility.

12:12🔗 Adam Why, you have a horrible family?

12:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:15🔗 Drew Now you may though need just the drug piece because that's in full swing now.

12:20🔗 Yeah.

12:21🔗 Drew So what's the question?

12:22🔗 Caller Well, I'm used to like bruising and redness and swelling and stuff in my arm, but there seems to be like a line forming and I know staph infections because I've already had one.

12:34🔗 Drew And that's what this is.

12:36🔗 Adam That's what it is. You mean when you start seeing that line that looks like it's underneath the skin, like an ink mark, like a red ink?

12:42🔗 Drew No, there's tracks, you get tracks from shooting.

12:45🔗 Adam Well, you get tracks, but don't you get, can't you get that sort of, it almost looks like somebody took a red pen.

12:51🔗 Drew Yeah, that's infection going up the lymphatics.

12:54🔗 Adam Is that a staph infection?

12:56🔗 Drew Often it's strapping. When people say they're having blood poisoning, that's what they're talking to. Yeah, I said yes, I said yes.

13:01🔗 Adam Well, he said tracks.

13:03🔗 Drew No, I said there are tracks, cause she's kept saying no, it's not that.

13:05🔗 Adam Come on, who's the drug expert? Cherie. Are you living at home now with your hateful parents?

13:11🔗 Caller Yes, in fact, I am.

13:13🔗 Drew Well, but here's the deal.

13:14🔗 Adam Can you listen to them and stop shooting?

13:16🔗 Caller They don't know.

13:18🔗 Drew Well, you need to go to a hospital tonight, cause this can, in fact, yeah, this can get really bad, really fast.

13:24🔗 Adam Really?

13:27🔗 Drew Any fever or chills or anything yet?

13:30🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm really cold, actually.

13:32🔗 Drew Yeah, you need to go now to the hospital, right this minute. This can get, this can become life-threatening fast.

13:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:41🔗 Drew Well, you've heard of the flesh-eating bacteria. That's a version of this. And sometimes you'll get an infection on the heart valves, complicating things like this. And you can just get the plain old lymphatic infection that you've got there and that's bad enough sometimes.

13:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:57🔗 Adam The band just slipped me a note and said that they will refuse to rock until you go to the hospital.

14:04🔗 Caller We'll see.

14:04🔗 Adam Say you gotta talk to them.

14:05🔗 Caller I quit shooting dope for like three weeks to save my money to go see them at Sanitarium, but I'm stupid and my dope dealer is my sister and I gave my money to her to go buy her tickets and she bought my dope with it instead. So I don't know.

14:21🔗 Adam Although if they were having a contest where people wrote essays as to why you think you should see Linkin Park, this would be-

14:28🔗 Drew It's a good one.

14:29🔗 Adam Probably in the finalists, but you have to go to the hospital now, Cherie.

14:33🔗 Drew Tonight you have first things first.

14:34🔗 Adam So that you can live to see Linkin Park again.

14:37🔗 Caller All right.

14:39🔗 Adam All right.

14:39🔗 Linkin Park Thanks for calling. Good luck, okay?

14:42🔗 Adam All right, take care of yourself.

14:44🔗 Linkin Park Go to the hospital.

14:45🔗 Adam 15 slamming the heroin. That's bad, right?

14:49🔗 Drew It's big time.

14:50🔗 Adam It is. And do girls not shoot as much as guys or it doesn't matter?

14:55🔗 Drew I don't know the data off top of my head. I would bet they're more guys.

14:58🔗 Adam Guys are just, they got their stomach for it.

15:01🔗 Drew I've treated a bunch of girls.

15:02🔗 Adam Really? Really? Do you take payment or just, it's just straight sex?

15:05🔗 Drew No, just straight, you know.

15:06🔗 Adam It's just sex with the ladies, right? Of course. Yeah. You know, why? I mean, that's payment, right? I mean, you know, as a guy, you would just take the money and just go out and buy dinner and whatever to get the sex anyway. This sort of eliminates the middleman and it cuts down on paperwork as well, right?

15:23🔗 Drew An efficient market. You're a dick. Let's go.

15:25🔗 Adam Oh, true. Come on, buddy. How dare you? Jessica?

15:30🔗 Yeah.

15:31🔗 Adam You're 18?

15:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:32🔗 Adam What's up?

15:33🔗 Caller Um, I just wanted your guys' opinion on, like, kinky sex, I guess, because not many guys like it, I guess.

15:41🔗 Adam Really?

15:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:45🔗 Adam Why?

15:46🔗 Caller Really?

15:47🔗 Adam Like, what kind of kinky sex?

15:48🔗 Caller Like, biting and stuff. I can't find any guys, so I was just wondering.

15:56🔗 Adam What kind of biting?

15:57🔗 Caller Like, biting. Hard biting.

15:59🔗 Adam Do you bite them or do they bite you? Both.

16:02🔗 Drew Do you have to draw blood?

16:05🔗 Caller No.

16:06🔗 Drew But just to the point. Is that foreplay or is that?

16:09🔗 Caller Yeah, just like rough sex. And all these guys are like, oh, we want to be passionate, type stuff.

16:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Here's the thing about guys. Guys like kinky sex, but they like to initiate it. They like to think it's their idea. If it's your idea, it freaks them out a little bit sometimes. And also, they know they're dealing with a nut job.

16:32🔗 Drew And overt, nearly violent aggression is a type of kink, but not what most guys would think of when they think of kink.

16:40🔗 Adam What do guys want out of kinky? What do you think? Let's just put Jess gone hold for a second. We'll talk to Brad and Joe and Dr. Drew about... What do you think guys want, like, what their idea of kinky is?

16:55🔗 Linkin Park I don't know if it involves drawing blood.

16:58🔗 Caller No, I would say most extreme.

17:00🔗 Drew Not. They're probably dressing up.

17:02🔗 Caller I think the guys to ask are road crew guys. They're the guys that are kind of into that stuff.

17:09🔗 Adam I'm trying to think of, like, where you take your average guy, you say you can have a one-night stand with an attractive young woman, and you can get a little kinky or you can do whatever you want. Where do you go with it?

17:22🔗 Drew They're not going to go too far off the beaten path. They're going to change positions.

17:28🔗 Adam Yeah, OK, well, let's just explore. It's a little hair tugging, a little ass tanning. Yes, a little rough trade.

17:35🔗 Drew Maybe.

17:35🔗 Adam Nothing wrong with that. As you know, I like a little nipple play. I have sensitive nipples. It's not a crime. I refuse to be quiet about it. I'm not going to go away. I'm right here with my sensitive nipples. I know you wish I would take them somewhere, put them under a rock. I will not hide my nipples. You're not ashamed. I'm not ashamed. And I'm tired of hiding my semi-hairy, sensitive nipples, Drew, yes? I like a little nipple play. That's me. Some people like a Caesar salad or a Brandy Snifter after a nice dinner. I like a little nipple play. That's me. That's Adam Carolla. That's who I am. And Drew, you're going to have to learn to love that man.

18:24🔗 Drew No.

18:26🔗 Adam How about you learn to love the nipple that's closest to you and we'll call it a push.

18:31🔗 Drew Just the one?

18:32🔗 Caller Just the one.

18:33🔗 Linkin Park I don't think he has to love it. He just has to learn to coexist.

18:37🔗 Adam That's right. You guys have to learn to work together. For the greater good of the right nipple, which is semi-retarded. And it needs what I call special needs nipple. What were we talking about?

18:49🔗 Drew But Jessica is not just kinky. Jessica was physically abused. She's just in the aggression. That's true fatty.

18:54🔗 Adam Here's guys' stuff. Guys would like a threesome. That's a nice little kinky thing. If you're just talking about for a night, whatever. Guys wouldn't mind filming something, doing something like that, looking, viewing.

19:06🔗 Drew They're just into looking at women in different ways.

19:09🔗 Adam And they wouldn't mind maybe a little lingerie, a little having the girl masturbate, letting them watch that, maybe putting on a porn film.

19:18🔗 Drew Watch, all watch, watch, watch, whatever.

19:20🔗 Adam Right.

19:20🔗 Drew But would not be bitten and not biting.

19:23🔗 Adam Right. Unless the guys are a little screwed up. And Jessica, you're not getting guys that are screwed up enough.

19:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:30🔗 Adam Yeah. So what's the matter with you?

19:31🔗 Caller I don't know. But it doesn't always have to be biting. It seems like all the guys are like biting.

19:38🔗 Drew That's not answering the question.

19:40🔗 Caller But I'm just saying they all...

19:42🔗 Drew Blah, blah, blah.

19:44🔗 Adam Were you physically abused?

19:46🔗 Caller No.

19:47🔗 Adam No?

19:48🔗 Drew No one ever hit you?

19:49🔗 Adam No. You got a stepdad?

19:53🔗 Caller No.

19:54🔗 Adam No?

19:54🔗 Caller No.

19:55🔗 Adam All right. You have a real dad?

19:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:58🔗 Adam Where is he?

19:59🔗 Caller He lives in California. Aha.

20:01🔗 Drew How old were you when he left?

20:04🔗 Caller I don't know.

20:07🔗 Adam Next. You don't know.

20:10🔗 Drew Well, that's where it all came from. Whatever he did do.

20:12🔗 Adam All right. Now I feel bad. Jessica. I'm going to ask you one more time. How old were you? Like 15.

20:18🔗 Drew 15?

20:20🔗 Adam Around 15? It's like 20 months ago the guy left. What do you mean you don't know? You know how old you were.

20:29🔗 Drew Jessica, you got something really going on here.

20:31🔗 Adam What's the problem with you?

20:32🔗 Yeah.

20:32🔗 Adam Are you stoned?

20:33🔗 No.

20:34🔗 Drew No, no. She just didn't want to deal with it at all. Can't even admit when he left.

20:39🔗 Adam Are you a screwed up person?

20:42🔗 Caller No.

20:43🔗 Adam No?

20:43🔗 Caller No.

20:44🔗 Drew So why did your dad leave?

20:46🔗 Caller He didn't like my mom.

20:47🔗 Drew He didn't what?

20:48🔗 Caller I don't know. I live by myself right now, but he didn't like my mom.

20:51🔗 Drew And why did you move out?

20:53🔗 Caller Because I wanted to be on my own, I guess. I didn't want to live in California.

20:59🔗 Drew And why would not live with your mom?

21:01🔗 Caller I don't know.

21:03🔗 Drew What's wrong with her?

21:05🔗 Caller She just is, she picks at me a lot. Like she tells me to do things for her. She doesn't do anything for herself. She's really lazy.

21:15🔗 Drew And if you don't do things, what does she do?

21:17🔗 Caller She just kicks me out anyway, so. Alright.

21:20🔗 Drew This is a really horrible situation.

21:23🔗 Adam You got issues here, baby, Dom.

21:24🔗 Caller I'm doing good, though.

21:26🔗 Adam Sounds like you're doing great. What are you doing?

21:30🔗 Caller Um, well, I go to ACC, like Austin Community College. Oh, no.

21:37🔗 Adam That's not doing good. No. What are you doing for money?

21:42🔗 Caller I work two jobs.

21:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:45🔗 Drew Video store and?

21:48🔗 Caller I work at Fast Forward and Kirby Lane.

21:54🔗 Drew Of course.

21:54🔗 Adam Fast Forward. I got a franchise right down there. Right down the street. I love those people.

21:59🔗 Drew Well, Jessica, until you can make a.

22:01🔗 Adam One of the best real to real repair place, walk-in service wise, there is. What is Fast Forward? I see. And what's the other place?

22:13🔗 Caller It's a cafe.

22:15🔗 Adam All right, baby doll.

22:17🔗 Drew Until you.

22:17🔗 Adam Are you hot?

22:18🔗 Caller I don't know.

22:21🔗 Adam Guys like you?

22:22🔗 Caller Yeah. I actually. I don't want to say.

22:26🔗 Adam I can tell a hot chick is that a sort of. Here's the thing. If you're 18 and you're hot, you can only you can only go so low in society. I mean, it doesn't matter what kind of crappy job you have. Doesn't matter if you go to junior college. Doesn't matter what kind of shape your family's in. Doesn't matter how much money you do or don't have power. There's a certain a certain confidence a certain degree. You will. Doors will open and there will always be a guy out there. A distraction, some form of distraction. Somebody will be chasing around wanting to have sex with you. It'll be sort of empty, but it'll be a distraction nonetheless.

22:58🔗 Drew Well, she needs to create a cohesive narrative of her life. Some way of really coming to terms with what has happened to her. And it's a lot.

23:04🔗 Adam To me, that means you're saying she should write a play. Is that what that means?

23:09🔗 Drew Therapy.

23:09🔗 Adam Musical?

23:10🔗 Drew Therapy, therapy, therapy. Musical about therapists? Same thing, same thing.

23:14🔗 Adam Can we all agree that Jessica is about a million miles away from anything?

23:17🔗 Drew Yes.

23:17🔗 Adam Okay, so here's what I'm saying. This is like, sometimes Drew is talking about, he's talking about like decorating the town, like what the glass shades on the lamppost should be like, and the town is flooded.

23:35🔗 Drew Right.

23:36🔗 Adam Do you know what I mean? We're looking at putting plywood up here and weathering the storm. So Jessica needs to not get pregnant, she needs to not get strung out on drugs.

23:47🔗 Drew Not get with the crazy guy.

23:49🔗 Adam Not some crazy, abusive guy. Continue her education.

23:55🔗 Drew At UT.

23:56🔗 Adam Although the junior college is not…

23:58🔗 Drew She's in Austin, she can go to the University of Texas.

24:00🔗 Adam After what, 35 years of junior college?

24:03🔗 Drew Enough junior college.

24:04🔗 Adam Alright, I just don't like junior college. Alright, we're going to take a break. We're going to hear something from Lincoln Park. Brad and Joe are both here representing Lincoln Park. We'll hear something off the Meteora CD after this.

24:19🔗 Drew Hello, this is your radio radio.

24:28🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Cypress Hill tomorrow night, Lincoln Park tonight, Brad and Joe both here, Live in Texas is the name of the CD. I misspoke before because Drew hid the real CD from me. We will intentionally, although he'll never admit it, my left nipple is angry at you, by the way, Drew. It's going to take a lot of licking to get back. It's good crazy. A lot of licking.

24:55🔗 Drew I'm going to send in the nipple fluffer.

24:57🔗 Adam And a little flicking to get it started.

24:59🔗 Drew Licking and flicking.

25:00🔗 Adam No, no, flicking, then licking. And then it's time to suck and duck because, you know what I'm saying, buddy? Yeah. All right. So what's the breakdown?

25:16🔗 Drew Lick then flick. Flick then lick.

25:17🔗 Adam Then?

25:18🔗 Drew Suck then duck.

25:19🔗 Adam That's right.

25:20🔗 Drew Good times.

25:21🔗 Adam Right. Then we eat. Linkin Park is here. Well, let's take one call and then we'll hear something off the live CD. And again, Cypress Hill in here tomorrow night. And Lincoln Park is going to be at the 6th annual Cypress Hill Smokeout.

25:41🔗 Linkin Park You mean the second annual.

25:43🔗 Adam According to Be Real and the rest of the members of Cypress Hill, which is taking place. Well, I guess they don't know where it would be either, but it'd be at the National Orange Show Event Center in San Bernardino. And that's going to take place on the 15th. Saturday? Where were we now? Saturday. All right. Well, I say good times to that. Let's get back to the phones and talk to Stevie. Stevie? Hey, Stevie. You're 16. What's up there?

26:15🔗 Caller I'm 16 and my boyfriend's 19 and we're really sexually active. And I use birth control and he uses a condom. And I got pregnant. I don't know how. I don't know what to do.

26:26🔗 Drew What birth control are you using?

26:28🔗 Caller I'm not...

26:29🔗 Adam Porn cob.

26:30🔗 Drew What are you using?

26:31🔗 Caller Ultra.

26:34🔗 Adam Ultra?

26:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:37🔗 Adam That's fabric softener, sweetie. That was just a sample. I got that in the mail too.

26:41🔗 Drew Is it a 21 day pill? How many days a month are you taking the pill? Yeah, this is bogus.

26:50🔗 Adam Is it? Maybe I'm just confounding everybody with my nipple talk. No.

26:55🔗 Or making fun of them.

26:56🔗 Drew Again, we're asking for specifics because they don't make sense.

26:59🔗 Linkin Park Wouldn't that be almost impossible?

27:01🔗 Drew Essentially impossible. I mean, that's an immaculate conception. That's a child that needs to come into the world.

27:10🔗 Adam But could be Beelzebub too.

27:14🔗 Drew No.

27:15🔗 Adam Well, it could be. The dark side has a power as well.

27:18🔗 Drew Yeah. And they always come in as good ones.

27:20🔗 Adam They start off as good. And then they go bad. And then sometimes they go good again. But you don't hear about them so much. It's not as exciting. Yeah, we needed it. We needed it. You know, we need. Let me tell you what we need. You guys are young. You don't remember the devil. But there was a time when we were scared of Satan. Remember?

27:39🔗 Drew He was coming all the time.

27:41🔗 Adam He had his own triangle. He had his own spot in Bermuda out there in the ocean.

27:45🔗 Drew He had a movie every coming out every week. And a television show. Movie of the week every week.

27:50🔗 Adam Wasn't wasn't just Satan himself, but he would possess kids, dogs, devil dog, hound from hell. That was a movie of the week.

27:59🔗 Drew And then heavy equipment.

28:02🔗 Adam Yeah, that was a kill dozer, but that was actually possessed by aliens.

28:06🔗 Drew Oh, that's right.

28:06🔗 Adam OK, well, yeah, the point is there's a lot of possession going on and Satan was behind most of it. And I say the guys lost a lot of street cred lately.

28:17🔗 Drew It took him 30 years, but he's gone.

28:20🔗 Adam I know. I miss in all those Damien and Omen movies.

28:23🔗 Drew Think how many for 10 years, there was nothing but that crap.

28:27🔗 Adam I kind of miss that Satan stuff.

28:29🔗 Caller Replaced by aliens.

28:30🔗 Drew And the aliens stepped in and then they died out. And where are we now? What's the new thing?

28:35🔗 Adam It's just sort of random killer kind of. I mean, in the killer, you know, in the horror movie genre, it's just sort of demented, inbred guys with chainsaws. But the devil was great. I missed the devil. And you know the problem with the devil now? He's all cool now. He's like, oh, he's Keanu Reeves. And what's his name? He's a slick, high priced divorce attorney. No, no, he needs a pitchfork and the horns and stuff.

29:02🔗 Drew But just taking over things. Yeah. Getting inside of people and taking them over.

29:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:07🔗 Linkin Park Insidiousness.

29:09🔗 Drew Sucking you into triangles over the ocean.

29:11🔗 Linkin Park Sucking and then flicking.

29:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Sucking and then ducking. And then flicking and licking. But look, here's what I'm saying. I'm not, you know, I don't think Satan himself listens to the show. Although I'm sure he catches it a while during his commute, I don't know. But you know, driving to hell and back. It's a long commute. But I know some of his minions listen to the show because they call up quite often.

29:32🔗 Drew Yes, they seem to. We've had a few tonight.

29:34🔗 Adam Tell Satan to get busy, would you?

29:36🔗 Drew Get back in the media?

29:37🔗 Adam Get back doing those things.

29:38🔗 Drew He needs a new publicist. That thing gets the publicist.

29:40🔗 Adam Just start possessing the people. And become a publicist? Yeah, I've suspected that for years. Alright, let's hear something from Linkin Park off of the Live in Texas CD. The first song we're going to hear is called Numb. Hey, everybody, that's Linkin Barks off of Live in Texas. Also, not only a CD, but a DVD.

33:15🔗 Drew And a theatrical release.

33:18🔗 Adam And a theatrical release, yes. It's all, although the theatrical release is not included in the actual DVD CD package here. I mean, you couldn't buy a theatrical release, can you, Drew?

33:29🔗 Drew It's the same basic.

33:30🔗 Adam Same one, but you don't get a movie theater, is what I'm saying.

33:33🔗 Drew No movie theater.

33:33🔗 Adam You don't get a chair, you don't get any popcorn, but you get everything you need. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's weird, like, they always do that stuff where like how technology is gonna kill another technology or at least an old technology. Like, well, as soon as people get DVD players and big screens, they're never gonna leave the house.

33:51🔗 Drew Right, there'll be no theaters.

33:52🔗 Adam There'll be no theaters. Yeah, and I was thinking, like, they must've thought that soon as someone decided you could record on a cassette and listen to it in your car. It's like, well, no one's gonna listen to the radio anymore. You'll just listen to whatever songs you wanna hear, right? Like, how come all this stuff that seems like you'll never see this again or you'll never do this again, it doesn't seem to go away.

34:11🔗 Linkin Park What you're referring to is the panic that people have when any time a new technology is introduced and they're afraid of it. They like to preserve the status quo.

34:21🔗 Adam Right, and I think people like that experience, but I'm also trying to think of, there's probably a handful of examples of things that did actually die.

34:29🔗 Linkin Park Laser discs.

34:30🔗 Adam Laser discs?

34:32🔗 Drew Horses.

34:32🔗 Adam Yeah, but laser discs wasn't killed by a technology. It was just the wrong technology for the time.

34:40🔗 Drew Like A-Track.

34:40🔗 Adam Yeah, well, every once in a while, you got to make a decision between like AC current and DC current.

34:45🔗 Drew Right, there are beta and VHS.

34:48🔗 Adam Yeah, I want you guys just now, I'm gonna let you think about this. Drew, don't give it away to the band. So now you know the answer. The Corolla family went with either beta or VHS.

35:00🔗 Drew They put their bet down on one of those technologies.

35:03🔗 Adam Yeah, they went with one or two, either one of the formats. They went with one of the formats. Now, by the way, seven years after either one of them came out, guess which one my dad, Jim Corolla, bought at the Radio Shack in 1982.

35:20🔗 Linkin Park Well, if he was a smart man, he would have bought the beta because it's actually better quality.

35:25🔗 Drew And then?

35:26🔗 Adam Evidently, he was a genius because that's what he brought home. That's right. He had the pride in knowing.

35:33🔗 Drew There were guys that...

35:33🔗 Adam A guy must have been laughing his ass off when in like, seriously, 1983, my dad is leaving the Radio Shack with the beta knowing that they no longer rent movies on beta anymore and they've discontinued the tapes. There you go.

35:46🔗 Drew There were people that continued to make carriages in the turn of the century because they were convinced the automobile was not gonna replace the horse. Impossible.

35:52🔗 Adam Well, the jury's still out. All right, let's take one more call before we go to break. Arthur?

36:01🔗 Yeah.

36:01🔗 Adam You're 16?

36:02🔗 Caller Yeah, what's up?

36:03🔗 Adam What's up? What's up?

36:05🔗 Caller Well, first of all, you know, I have a question for you. Like, have you ever been in a movie?

36:11🔗 Adam Who are you talking to?

36:12🔗 Caller You.

36:13🔗 Adam Me?

36:15🔗 Caller This is it.

36:16🔗 Adam And by the way, that's just an answer with you, are you?

36:19🔗 Linkin Park Who is screening these calls?

36:21🔗 Drew Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.

36:22🔗 Adam You. That's who's screening. Me? Arthur. Are you stoned?

36:30🔗 Caller No.

36:31🔗 Adam You're always this way?

36:32🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

36:33🔗 Adam Oh, that's bad.

36:34🔗 Caller Because my first time in on a phone.

36:36🔗 Adam You've never been on the phone before? Oh, on the air. But you've ordered pizzas and talked to people and stuff, right?

36:43🔗 Drew But then you can notice the performance edge he's got going here. It's really quite something.

36:47🔗 Adam Oh, you got a gift, buddy. Hey, Arthur, so you want to know if I've ever been in a movie? Yeah. Me, me, Adam? Yeah. Yeah, I've been in several movies. Most, here's what either, either I get cut or the movie never makes it. Yeah, you could probably, I could come up with a list of five movies you could find me in.

37:10🔗 Drew That after sex one got around.

37:12🔗 Adam Yeah, we were in a movie with like a Brooke Shields. Me and Drew did something sometime. I mean, Freddie Prince Jr. in that whatever romantic comedy he did, there was a man show scene in that. And then, oh, who cares? Arthur, what are you gonna do? Go out and get one? Not right now.

37:29🔗 Drew Oh, not like this second. That's good.

37:31🔗 Adam You call me when you saved up enough money to rent one of my DVDs, all right? All right, buddy. Good times. Hey, thanks for calling.

37:43🔗 Drew Good question too. It was really good.

37:46🔗 Caller All right, but I still have my other question.

37:48🔗 Adam Oh, okay. You want to know if them have ever been in a movie?

37:54🔗 Caller No.

37:54🔗 Adam No. Okay, go ahead.

37:56🔗 Caller Well, my question is like, can you get pregnant from anal sex?

37:59🔗 Adam Mm-hmm. You can? Yeah. That's the only way a guy can get pregnant. You think he has a vagina? Oh, a chick? Yeah. That's one of the things I explored in my movie, by the way.

38:12🔗 Drew Anal sex pregnancies?

38:14🔗 Adam It was called the...

38:16🔗 Drew Anal sex pregnancies.

38:17🔗 Adam It was called the Flicking and Licking, Sucking and Ducking, Volume 5. The revenge of the left nipple. No, Arthur, you can't do that. Do you have a girl that would let you do this?

38:34🔗 Caller Well, it was like the first time, and right now I'm like all pretty scared and everything, you know.

38:41🔗 Drew Yeah, I'd be more concerned about STDs and things like that.

38:45🔗 Adam I don't believe Arthur's doing this.

38:47🔗 Drew Yeah, he doesn't sound like that kind of guy.

38:50🔗 Adam Yeah, Arthur, you don't sound like an anal sex guy.

38:52🔗 Drew You'd be wearing a condom if you're doing that kind of thing.

38:56🔗 Caller Well, it's just like, you know, it's like my first time and everything and... Yeah.

39:01🔗 Adam Arthur, what do you want to be when you grow up?

39:04🔗 Caller Well, a biologist.

39:06🔗 Adam A biologist?

39:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Why?

39:09🔗 Drew An interesting choice given the question of this evening.

39:11🔗 Adam Yeah, why biologist?

39:13🔗 Caller I like mixing chemicals in everything.

39:16🔗 Adam I think that's more dealers, what you're talking about. But I'm talking about like stepping on a kilo of high-grade stuff out of Miami. All right, Arthur. Well, good times. You're going to have to do well in school, right?

39:28🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

39:29🔗 Adam You in school now?

39:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:32🔗 Adam All right, buddy. You keep pecking away at that and leave the anal sex to the pros. All right?

39:37🔗 Caller All right, but you can't.

39:39🔗 Adam All right.

39:40🔗 Drew Wear condoms.

39:41🔗 Caller Wear a condom.

39:42🔗 Adam What's going on here, Drew?

39:43🔗 Drew Yeah, I brought Lauren in here. We'll discuss with her about it.

39:46🔗 Adam It's a weird call last night and tonight. Lauren's going to take care of business. All right, she's a bulldog.

39:53🔗 Drew All right.

39:54🔗 Adam Lincoln Park in the studio tonight, live in Texas is the CD we're talking about. We'll hear something else.

40:00🔗 Linkin Park It's also pronounced live in Texas.

40:03🔗 Adam Oh, I'm sorry.

40:04🔗 Linkin Park No, I'm just... Oh, good.

40:06🔗 Drew It's like Saturday Night Live, right?

40:10🔗 Linkin Park It's like Saturday Night Live, right?

40:13🔗 Adam The CD is out, has a DVD in the package, too. And we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. It's Loveline. That's Dr. Drew over there, Brad and Joe, both representing Lincoln Park tonight. The CD is live in Texas. And where'd my CD go, Drew? Drew hit it again.

40:43🔗 Drew I put it up there.

40:46🔗 Caller You have to do some serious flicking and licking to get out of the doghouse.

40:52🔗 Adam No more talking. No more talking and squawking. Start your flicking and licking, the sucking and the ducking, and then we'll talk.

41:00🔗 Drew My kids have discovered Lincoln Park and they were so excited, as are many of their classmates.

41:05🔗 Adam Oh, really?

41:06🔗 Drew They're having to just hide away a bunch of stuff here for them.

41:09🔗 Adam It must be nice to be the cool dad.

41:11🔗 You know what I mean?

41:13🔗 Drew You're still just dad.

41:14🔗 Adam No, but you're the cool dad.

41:16🔗 Linkin Park Isn't that an oxymoron?

41:17🔗 Drew Yeah, exactly. You're just dad.

41:19🔗 Adam It is, but I mean, now that your kids are getting into that age where you're going and chilling with Lincoln Park.

41:26🔗 Drew I'm not cool. They just see access.

41:30🔗 Adam No, you're more than a hatch to cool.

41:35🔗 Drew It's more like, what is he doing up there?

41:38🔗 Adam Why is Linkin Park talking to you?

41:41🔗 Drew Yeah, but now that you are, let us in.

41:43🔗 Adam It's still better than your dad just telling stories about the depression and how much money a quarter is and pants up around his arm pants and wearing a pair of shoes that went out of style when My Three Sons went off the air. No, no.

41:58🔗 Drew How dare you?

42:00🔗 Adam My dad?

42:01🔗 Drew How dare you?

42:03🔗 Adam My dad got divorced. My mom in like 19. That's called 73.

42:10🔗 Drew We only have four minutes left in the segment. I see us launching into something here about your family.

42:15🔗 Adam Had to get some new threads. Had had to look cool.

42:19🔗 Drew I bet he got the tie up in the front.

42:21🔗 Adam Platform shoes.

42:22🔗 Drew What color?

42:23🔗 Adam I had a white one, white flats and jeans that laced up in the front and the back.

42:30🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

42:31🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Because he was single now.

42:33🔗 Drew That's a good look.

42:34🔗 Adam 44 and single and cooling it up.

42:37🔗 Drew It's like something out of a cartoon.

42:39🔗 Adam Had a pic.

42:40🔗 Caller Dead used a pic. Oh, yeah.

42:44🔗 Caller That's brutal.

42:45🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

42:47🔗 Linkin Park Was this during the beta, the beta years?

42:49🔗 Drew Oh, no.

42:50🔗 Adam This is laying the groundwork for the pivotal beta decision that took place 8, 10 years later. Yeah, this is just this is just this is the groundwork.

43:00🔗 Linkin Park It's all starting to make sense now.

43:01🔗 Adam It's all coming together. Angelita. You're 15. What's up?

43:10🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

43:10🔗 Linkin Park Oh, my God.

43:12🔗 Caller I love Loveline and I love Linkin Park. To be on the show right now is a privilege.

43:17🔗 Linkin Park It's like a win-win.

43:18🔗 Caller It's a complete win-win. I love the four of you. Well, the eight of you is Miguel Technical.

43:22🔗 Linkin Park Who do you like the best in order?

43:24🔗 Caller Brad. I can't. I don't know. I can't say. I mean, you guys are all great.

43:30🔗 Linkin Park Do the rankings between the four of us.

43:32🔗 Drew Put Brad at the top.

43:33🔗 Caller Brad would be one. Because I love Brad.

43:37🔗 Adam Well, yeah, obviously. You don't hate the guy.

43:39🔗 Drew And then Adam's two because everybody loves Adam.

43:41🔗 Linkin Park Oh, no, I want to hear. Let's hear from her. Let's hear from her.

43:43🔗 I don't know. Don't put me on the spot.

43:46🔗 Linkin Park It's too late.

43:47🔗 Drew See, see my pathology kicking in here? I have to rescue her from this right now.

43:50🔗 Adam Yeah, leave her alone. All right, Angelina, go ahead.

43:53🔗 Caller Well, I want to ask the guys from Linkin Park if they know about fan fiction on the internet.

43:59🔗 Linkin Park It's like made up stuff, made up stories.

44:01🔗 Caller Yeah. Have you read it or have you ever been on any of the sites?

44:06🔗 Caller No.

44:07🔗 Caller No?

44:08🔗 Adam What's the point of fan fiction?

44:10🔗 Caller It's just fans goofing off, like their favorite bands are their favorite artists. They just write fake stories, just make them up and just have fun with it and it's all in good fun.

44:20🔗 Linkin Park Is there any fan fiction about Adam?

44:22🔗 Caller No, I don't know. Actually, I don't think so.

44:26🔗 I only read Linkin Park fan fiction.

44:27🔗 Adam Alright. How do you find fan fiction? Do you go to fan?

44:31🔗 Caller It's certain websites. You type in something and you get to it and they have like billions of like stories.

44:39🔗 Adam How would you find Linkin Park fan fiction?

44:42🔗 Caller Well, you would go to the website and then you would click on Linkin Park and you would get all the stories.

44:48🔗 Adam What website would you go to?

44:49🔗 Caller Can I say? Well, there's Fan Domination.

44:58🔗 Adam Alright. Fan Domination.

44:59🔗 Linkin Park I'm kind of into fan non-fiction. It's called linkinpark.com.

45:04🔗 Caller Oh yeah.

45:07🔗 Adam That's enough.

45:09🔗 Drew So Angelita was having a privileged experience. Come on.

45:12🔗 Adam But now the party's over.

45:14🔗 Drew It's time to start. Let her get some parting comments.

45:16🔗 Adam No, that's enough. Go to linkinpark.com.

45:21🔗 Linkin Park That was almost a question that time.

45:23🔗 Drew She got her legs in. I look at her questions up here, they're like, yes, no answer. It's something, not really. Yes, no.

45:29🔗 Adam Dad won't let her date? Huh? That's Myra. Myra?

45:34🔗 Yeah, hi.

45:35🔗 Adam You're 18.

45:35🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

45:36🔗 Adam Your dad won't let you date.

45:39🔗 It's even worse than that. Oh, and by the way, hi, Adam. Yeah.

45:43🔗 Adam Hey, hey, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Do you have one of those wacky nationalities where people don't get that?

45:52🔗 It's more of a machismo kind of thing.

45:55🔗 Adam Well, it's a Latin thing.

45:56🔗 Yeah.

45:58🔗 Adam Mexican parents?

46:00🔗 Yeah.

46:00🔗 Adam What is it? Usually the Mexicans, they turn them out at like 14. What do you mean they won't let you date at 18?

46:06🔗 Oh, no, it goes even deeper than that.

46:08🔗 Adam Well, hold on. We're going to plumb the depths of the Latino male culture after this. We got to take a break first. All right?

46:16🔗 Okay.

46:17🔗 Adam You're calling from San Pedro? What is that? Is that like St. Pedro? Yeah. And how come some are Santa and some are San? One's a female, one's a male?

46:28🔗 Yeah. And yeah, basically.

46:31🔗 Linkin Park So Santa Claus is a female?

46:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

46:33🔗 Adam Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. What about that? Well, hold on.

46:36🔗 Drew Hold on.

46:36🔗 Adam We'll get to the bottom of that and other mysteries of the Spanish culture, like Alvarez Street with Lincoln Park after this.

46:44🔗 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal.

46:46🔗 Caller Look in the hookup.

46:47🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:47🔗 Caller Stick a waist in time with the wrong person.

46:49🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:50🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

46:52🔗 Caller Call the Dateline. 1-877-889.

46:57🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying now, Dan?

47:37🔗 Adam There, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Brad and Joe both here tonight from Lincoln Park. Live in Texas is the name of the CD and DVD. It is a live CD, Drew? Not since the Pat Travers CD, if I heard this kind of live work on a CD, yes?

48:01🔗 Drew Pat Travers. I was thinking the concert for Bangladesh.

48:04🔗 Adam Uh-huh, uh-huh. I was thinking a little boom boom out go the line. Oh, yeah. You know, I always wonder about the, I always wonder when certain bands that only seem to have live albums, like Frampton. Remember Peter Frampton? Frampton Comes Alive. Frampton Comes Alive. And it's always like, yeah, this is cool, but it's like, how does the audience know the song? Because I never heard these songs in the recorded version. Frampton's got 20,000 people singing along while he's playing that weird mouth harp thing. And it's like, well, how do they know? I mean, I wouldn't be cheering if I was there. I'd be cheering after the Frampton Comes Alive album came out.

48:45🔗 Drew Right, once you got heard it 3000 times.

48:47🔗 Adam Right, yeah.

48:50🔗 Drew Yeah, he worked it out.

48:50🔗 Adam All right, I know what the kids are into, by the way. They're into 25 year old music.

48:55🔗 Drew And flicking.

48:56🔗 Adam Yeah, and licking. And- Biting.

49:00🔗 Drew Sounds like-

49:00🔗 Adam Biting, yeah.

49:01🔗 Drew Wasn't there an episode of Hee Haw, or a theme, I'm a flicking, I'm a licking.

49:07🔗 Adam There's a little picking and grinning going on.

49:10🔗 Drew Remember when you were like, I'm a picking and I'm a-

49:12🔗 Adam Drew again, again. You see, here's why the kids love me, because I make the Frampton references from the mid to late 70s. You make the Hee Haw references-

49:23🔗 Drew From the early 60s.

49:24🔗 Adam From the middle. You go back to the dawn of civilization, where I only go back a scant 30 years. You see, my references were made only 15 to 18 years after these people were born.

49:35🔗 Drew Yes, yes, yes.

49:36🔗 Adam You see what I'm saying?

49:37🔗 Drew Admittedly, yes.

49:37🔗 Adam Or before they were born, yes. All right, you guys remember Hee Haw?

49:42🔗 Linkin Park 1977.

49:44🔗 Adam Oh really? That's when I was born. It went on, yeah. Hee Haw went on, yeah.

49:49🔗 Caller The cartoon horse, right, was the opening?

49:52🔗 Adam It was like a mule or something. Yeah, they used to have good racist programming back then. Dukes of Hazzard, Hee Haw.

49:58🔗 Linkin Park My memory starts at like three's company.

50:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:01🔗 Drew If you're a 70 year old male watching Hee Haw.

50:03🔗 Adam Yeah, that's good times. The twins.

50:05🔗 Drew In those days, that was porn.

50:07🔗 Adam Popping up in the cornfield. Oh yeah.

50:09🔗 Caller To me, it's all about Benny Hill.

50:11🔗 Adam Oh yeah, yeah. You know, it was crazy too when there was a, eventually they would rerun the Benny Hill episode and you would know that there, for instance, was a gag where he was down at the seashore and when he slammed his dressing room door, the other two next to him popped open and there were some girls and they're sort of covering up with a towel and you would anticipate now. Now it's down on the knees and you're like a linebacker now. Like, I'm down, I'm broken down. You know, and I come down like bent knees. And do nothing on a swivel thing. You guys don't know what it's like to be in a world without porn. We had nothing. We had Sears catalogs, we had Raft boxes, we had Benny Hill, that's all we had. I had beta, they didn't allow porn to be made in the beta format. We didn't have stuff.

50:58🔗 Drew Benny Hill was way advanced.

50:59🔗 Adam You didn't have porn in high school. No computers, no nothing.

51:04🔗 Drew Playboy just was invented.

51:06🔗 Adam Here's what happened.

51:09🔗 Linkin Park Was there really no porn?

51:11🔗 Adam There was no porn. It was a world without porn.

51:13🔗 Linkin Park Oh, you know what there was? There was those theaters.

51:16🔗 Drew Yes, film. There was film, right.

51:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:19🔗 Linkin Park That's a weird concept.

51:20🔗 Drew But no one would do it.

51:21🔗 Adam That is a bizarre concept. I was-

51:23🔗 Linkin Park What's that? That's the only technology they had, right?

51:26🔗 Adam I was saying to Drew, yeah, like imagine explaining to your kids that, yeah, groups of guys would have to get together. Like, I mean, you look at it now, like you watching a porn movie with three of your buddies on the same sofa is a little weird, right? I mean, still, you gotta take care of business, gotta take care of business, what you gotta do. But it's a little weird. Imagine going to a group. I mean, you're going to a theater. This is a mass porn viewing and there's 270 guys sitting there. 56 are trying to beat off. I don't know what the actual, imagine, by the way, doing maintenance at a theater's gotta be bad enough with the spilled Mr. Pib and the Jujubees and stuff. Imagine doing it at the Pussycat Theater. I mean, you are now, you're dressed in the Bomb Squad stuff. You're, I would have robots. I would have like those Bomb Squad robots to take care of it. Imagine working the aisles over there.

52:24🔗 Linkin Park Maybe they just cover everything like in like a tarp.

52:27🔗 Drew Nobody went to those theaters, only weirdos would go to them. Oh, Adam, oh, oh.

52:31🔗 Adam My buddy Zeb worked at a Pussycat when I was like 19.

52:36🔗 Drew Oh, so you were a school score.

52:38🔗 Adam That was huge. That was huge. And here's the other thing too.

52:41🔗 Drew That's where Zeb went bad.

52:42🔗 Adam You would watch Nine Hours of Porn. I mean, there would be a triple feature going down.

52:48🔗 Drew Well, wouldn't you have to watch four hours just to get to the sex scenes anyway? Cause it was film. Well, it thought they were making film.

52:54🔗 Adam It moved along a little, but there would be five movies. There'd be like four or five movies playing and you would sit there and you go in at noon. You come out at the eight 30 at night and just sit there watching four hours of porn. Your penis just gonna explode. It was like a heart, just your pants, like a pig's heart in your pocket for like four hours. It was crazy. Guys would start beating off, but I just imagine explaining to the next generation, oh yeah, man, we would gather communally and all sit in a big theater. Just like you watch your Star Wars movies or your.

53:34🔗 Drew But then when guys started taking care of themselves in theater, we start arresting them. And there was a guy that had a kids show. We got caught for that.

53:43🔗 Adam Yeah. Now here's the thing. Once in a while, once in a while, somebody would have a 16 or eight millimeter projector. It was always somebody you knew. It was never me, but it was some guy from up in the hills, know somebody or something. But here's the deal. And then someone would get hold of a film. It wouldn't oftentimes wouldn't be the same guy, but some guy had a film, little 16 millimeter film would last like 20 minutes. And here, okay, here's the problem. First off, the projectors, the bulbs were like 75 bucks. Remember that? And they would always burn out and they were white hot. And if the film would always jam, and if it jammed for more than a second and a half, you'd just see it start burning and everyone would have to dive on it. No, like slow motion. Like that's like when the mother sees the car backing up and her kids sitting there playing. No, they had to knock the thing and get the thing, the tractor treads were going. But here's the thing. You couldn't just watch porn anytime. People would have to leave the house. They'd have to leave the country. I mean, parents would have to go away for three days in order for you to watch porn because setting the thing up and getting everything lined up and set up, it just, it wasn't practical. You kids, you don't know with your computers and your, you got your internet there.

54:58🔗 Linkin Park You know what drives new technologies?

55:00🔗 Adam The penis.

55:01🔗 Linkin Park Porn.

55:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

55:02🔗 Linkin Park No, seriously, think about what drove the internet.

55:05🔗 Drew Telephone.

55:06🔗 Adam And then think about, what do you mean the telephone?

55:09🔗 Drew Whenever there's been a technological advance, it doesn't take more than about five minutes before it goes to the response.

55:14🔗 Adam Yeah. And then think about what all the new cyber, whatever, all this sort of cyber reality stuff is, it's all going to be porn.

55:22🔗 Drew Even automobile was first thing people thought about doing in the automobile, you know? Taking it somewhere.

55:26🔗 Adam Raping. That's right. Taking them to the lake and raping. That's right, Drew. That's what Ford was thinking. He said he wanted a car for the masses of rapists. Isn't that what he said? Let's...

55:38🔗 Linkin Park I think that's some fan fiction right there.

55:40🔗 Adam All right. Well, he may have said mass. I think he wanted an affordable car for the frugal rapists. Myra? Yeah, hi. Oh yeah, that's right.

55:49🔗 Drew So, the machismo rules in your house. Yeah. And you're an adult now. You're 18. Why don't you move out?

55:56🔗 Caller Financially, it's hard for me to do that. So, I still have to follow the rules anyways, but I'm planning to, so.

56:05🔗 Drew Do you have any brothers and sisters or are you the oldest?

56:07🔗 Caller I'm the oldest, but I have two brothers and a sister. So, we're like evenly divided.

56:12🔗 Adam And you speak Spanish, right? Yeah. What's the difference between the San and the Santa?

56:19🔗 Caller It's like in French where you have the two, the three different does, le, le and la. There's the male and the feminine, and then the girl.

56:27🔗 Drew So, San is male and Santa is female, right?

56:31🔗 Linkin Park So, how do you explain Santa Claus?

56:33🔗 Caller I'm not sure. That's not a Spanish word.

56:35🔗 Adam I think that's how you explain it. No, we meant how do you explain a guy giving toys to everybody on the same night, okay? I mean, no way is that dude gonna cover that kind of ground. Hey, a reindeer. No way. That's fake, Drew. This is totally fake. There's gotta be more than one. That's what I'm saying.

56:58🔗 Drew It's the movie Santa Claus.

57:00🔗 Adam Yeah, that's my theory. No, we couldn't see it because it'd come out in beta.

57:04🔗 Caller Oh, we have this beta.

57:06🔗 Adam Myra. Yes. Yeah, so here's the thing with all the families and the things that they don't like, especially as you're 18 and getting older. You have to suck it up because you're not really gonna change your dad or your mom. You have to save your money up and then you have to move out and then you go sick with Lesbo stuff, threesomes, whatever.

57:30🔗 Drew But we find it a good thing when parents actually do their work, their job here, so it just is overdoing it a bit.

57:34🔗 Caller That's not the problem that bothers me because my sister is the one that more rebellious towards the whole thing and that he's making my brother this way because my brother's and my sister that go to the same high school, so my younger brother, he's constantly watching over my sister to make sure that she's not talking to the guy, not seeing anybody, nothing. And it's not even my male friends, female friends too.

57:58🔗 Drew What's the question then?

57:59🔗 Caller So then I don't want him to be exactly like my dad. It's going down through the family and...

58:06🔗 Adam Oh, you're worried that he's turning out like your dad?

58:08🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm worried that he's gonna turn out exactly like my dad.

58:12🔗 Drew That's pretty much done.

58:13🔗 Adam Hey, Mike, but on the other hand, if your dad, I don't know if he's from Mexico or his dad's from Mexico, the further you get away from the homeland, the more American and then the more American you are.

58:25🔗 Drew Don't worry about your brother. He's okay. We approve of him watching over your sister. You take care of yourself, get out, have an adult life. That's fine.

58:32🔗 Adam You go to college, you go away somewhere, yeah?

58:34🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

58:36🔗 Adam Yeah, you're Mexican, right? Yeah, you can get a scholarship places.

58:40🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

58:41🔗 Adam They'll do that for you. You're a Chic, you're a Chicano. That's where Chicano comes from.

58:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:47🔗 Adam Chic. If you're a Chic, you can be Chicano, can't you? All right, Chicano. All right, the point is you go away somewhere. You go to college, right? All right, you can go for free. I think they'll pay you. Mm-hmm. All right, baby doll, take care. She's smart. She gave all the French stuff, too. Drew knows about that. Oh, now, Drew, you see? You see the white man. Always coming down on the Chicano. All right, let's talk to Kayla. You see how subtle this is? It's very subtle.

59:19🔗 Drew Well, it's part of a plan.

59:21🔗 Adam It's part of a plan.

59:21🔗 Drew It's a conspiracy, I guess. I meet weekly with other guys.

59:25🔗 Adam Let me explain what the white man's plan is. We want to keep everyone down so they can stab us. That's our plan. Hey, Kayla. Ahoy. Ahoy. What's happening, baby doll? 12. And you're calling from Ontario.

59:45🔗 Caller Beautiful country out there. Hang on a second.

59:49🔗 Caller I'm 12 and I have sex for money. For money. And that doesn't bother me. That's just what I do. Sure. But, okay, I'm a peer counselor at my school. So I'm supposed to be this goody goody girl and everybody sees me like that. But then when I share that little secret that I do that for money with two, no, three of the other peer counselors that I've been very good friends with, the two guys that I shared it with, they act different around me. Like they act like I'm some sort of skank and.

1:00:24🔗 Drew Well, it means something about your psychological development and you should not be a peer.

1:00:29🔗 Caller That was a big word. Back up.

1:00:31🔗 Drew Yeah, you shouldn't be a peer counselor.

1:00:33🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:00:34🔗 Drew You should be getting counseling.

1:00:35🔗 Adam She got hung up on it, by the way, as in psychological.

1:00:38🔗 Drew You should be getting counseling. And you really can't try to help yourself by acting out your need to help other people. That only, you end up harming other people unless you've worked on your own stuff first.

1:00:52🔗 Adam Well, let's talk a little bit about what's going on. You're 12? Well, no, I'm just curious to make sure we're on the same page. So, you were born in 91? Holy Christ, Drew.

1:01:11🔗 Drew My kids are 11.

1:01:12🔗 Adam Oh, my God. Pretty soon, again, I'm going to have to source the income. Hey, I mean, not the girl, but the boys, I think. They're old enough to, you know. So, you're 12 years old. What grade has that put you in? Seventh grade? Yeah. And, uh, it's even young for, all right, you know, I could get in this argument every time. Uh, you're in the, you know, and when are you going to be 13?

1:01:35🔗 Caller January.

1:01:37🔗 Adam January. All right, so it's coming up. And who are you having sex with for money?

1:01:42🔗 Caller Uh, different people.

1:01:44🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:01:45🔗 Drew Just strangers?

1:01:46🔗 Caller Yeah. Like, at night, I sneak out of my window and I walk around, because, well, my neighborhood isn't the best neighborhood in the world, so they'd usually see a few drunk guys out. And, um, and then they always stop, and they want to have sex, and I say, for how much? And then I... Yep.

1:02:08🔗 Adam Well, how much?

1:02:10🔗 Caller Uh, usually 10 to 20 bucks.

1:02:12🔗 Drew So you were sexually abused when you were a child, huh?

1:02:15🔗 Caller No. Why do you always assume that if, I'm afraid to say this, like, three people a night?

1:02:19🔗 Drew Because about 90% of the time, that's what creates this situation.

1:02:23🔗 Caller Yeah, that didn't happen to me.

1:02:25🔗 Adam Really?

1:02:26🔗 Caller Really.

1:02:26🔗 Adam Who raised you? Where's your dad?

1:02:29🔗 Caller My dad moved out a year ago.

1:02:31🔗 Adam That's it, huh? And, uh, why'd he move out?

1:02:35🔗 Caller Because he's a dick.

1:02:38🔗 Drew What did he do to you?

1:02:39🔗 Caller He didn't do anything to me. He's just an asshole sort of dad. But, um, he cheated on my mom a year ago, and he moved out. Now he's in Huntington Beach and...

1:02:49🔗 Drew What made him an asshole?

1:02:51🔗 Caller What?

1:02:51🔗 Drew What made him an asshole?

1:02:53🔗 Caller He cheated on my mom.

1:02:54🔗 Caller Mmm.

1:02:57🔗 Drew What else did he do?

1:02:57🔗 Adam Well, look, hold on a second. I know it sounds like we're talking to a 30 year old, but she's 12. She didn't know what the hell's going on. We had raft boxes, Kayla. We didn't have the VCRs.

1:03:09🔗 Drew Was there violence in the home?

1:03:10🔗 Caller Mmm, not really. Like, I don't know. It's a long story, but this, that summer before he left, we were on vacation and my mom and dad kept fighting.

1:03:25🔗 Adam All right, so hold on a second. Let's talk amongst ourselves.

1:03:30🔗 Drew In a way, she's already being, you know, 12, she's being raped such as it is. You know, I don't have to, we don't have to talk about childhood sexual abuse because that's what she's doing. She's being abused repeatedly by guys for money.

1:03:42🔗 Adam Right, right.

1:03:45🔗 Drew But I still suspect something else happened earlier.

1:03:47🔗 Adam All right, well, let's just say we're not going to get to the bottom of that aspect of it. What about the part where she's climbing out of her window and running around? Where's...

1:03:56🔗 Drew She needs to be somewhere for a while.

1:03:59🔗 Adam Hey, Kayla?

1:03:59🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:04:00🔗 Adam How come your mom doesn't know it when you climb out the window?

1:04:03🔗 Caller Because she drinks and usually she passes out on the couch and...

1:04:08🔗 Drew Do you do drugs yourself?

1:04:11🔗 Caller Don't drink.

1:04:12🔗 Adam All right, yeah, Drew, don't pigeonhole.

1:04:14🔗 Drew Hey, Kayla, none of this is about being good or being bad. It's about what's healthy and what the behavior means about what's going on with you and your feelings about yourself. How often... This speaks volumes about something very serious going on.

1:04:27🔗 Adam How often do you do this?

1:04:30🔗 Caller Twice a month, once a month.

1:04:31🔗 Adam Twice a month.

1:04:33🔗 Drew How long have you been doing it for?

1:04:36🔗 Caller Couple hours.

1:04:36🔗 Drew No, no. How many months have you been doing this?

1:04:40🔗 Caller Oh, the first time I did it was like a month after my dad left and then I didn't do it for a long time. So probably like the last three, four months.

1:04:50🔗 Adam Well, you're kind of casual about this, but you do know it's wrong, right?

1:04:55🔗 Caller Yes.

1:04:55🔗 Drew Well, just don't use right wrong with her because she confuses that with...

1:04:59🔗 Adam Well, she does know it's wrong though. I mean, you know it's...

1:05:02🔗 Caller She does act like I'm freaking stupid just because I'm 12.

1:05:05🔗 Adam Well, yeah. No, it's a... Well, look, everyone who calls the show is stupid. And I mean, we got 28 year olds that are stupid. So we just do the math. You know, if you're 12. All right, look, obviously you're not stupid, but you're obviously troubled. I mean, you're acting out. You're not doing what you should be doing. You're hurting yourself. You're potentially putting yourself in a lot of danger in terms of disease and whatever kind of guys that are out there. I mean, you just...

1:05:34🔗 Drew You end up dead in a dumpster somewhere.

1:05:37🔗 Adam Right. So, or worse. Oh no, actually no.

1:05:41🔗 Drew That'd be the worst.

1:05:41🔗 Adam That's the worst, sorry. Kayla. You gotta stop this.

1:05:46🔗 Drew But more importantly, you gotta get treatment. You're sort of dismissing everything casually. I understand you don't experience it as serious as it is. It's very serious.

1:05:56🔗 Adam Can you do that?

1:05:57🔗 Drew And this is just the beginning.

1:05:59🔗 Adam Well, Kayla, listen to me. You know I'm a genius, right? Oh, come on, baby. I'm a genius.

1:06:07🔗 Caller You're calling a 12 year old baby.

1:06:09🔗 Adam Oh, okay, baby doll.

1:06:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:14🔗 Adam Okay, there we go. Now, the point is, is I wouldn't say anything that was wrong and you're gonna be in a lot of trouble if you keep this up. You're already in a lot of trouble. So you're gonna have to stop it immediately, all right? Now, here's the thing. You're smart. You're a sharp person. You have a high IQ, but that doesn't mean anything. And if you keep continuing this behavior, you're gonna wake up dead, right, Drew?

1:06:38🔗 Drew This is just a bad path.

1:06:40🔗 Adam This is, this is. So stop, please stop for us. So what should she do?

1:06:43🔗 Drew You're gonna have to, she's gonna probably have to be somewhere for a while, frankly, in a structured living environment.

1:06:48🔗 Adam Can you tell somebody at school, one of your other peer people?

1:06:52🔗 Drew You should not be in a peer counseling role, either, you really.

1:06:54🔗 Caller That's another thing that confuses me. It's like, I tell my friends that I'm like this, and then they don't do anything about it. And they're supposed to be peer counselors, and it's like.

1:07:03🔗 Drew Well, you put them in a very strange situation.

1:07:05🔗 Adam Yeah, they're not sure what to do.

1:07:07🔗 Drew Yeah, first of all, they're 12, too. Secondly, you're telling them something confidentially, and then expect them to do something about it. Come on.

1:07:13🔗 Adam Do me a favor.

1:07:14🔗 Caller Is there training on that?

1:07:18🔗 Drew Then you're acting out aggressively against them, putting them in this situation on purpose.

1:07:22🔗 Adam They should be, you should clean house, and they should all be fired, and have their windbreakers taken away. But that's not the point. Sweatshirts. I know, but as the weather warms up, you'll get back. So who should she talk to?

1:07:36🔗 Drew Whoever's running the peer counseling program.

1:07:38🔗 Adam Is there one person at that school that's a cool person, a teacher, that's a counselor, a teacher, somebody that you can talk to?

1:07:45🔗 Caller Nobody that I can talk to, because they all see me as this, like, cute little girl.

1:07:50🔗 Drew Yeah, well, Kayla, it doesn't matter. You gotta talk to somebody you trust. You've got whoever is maybe the advisor to this peer counseling program.

1:08:00🔗 Caller I cut myself, too.

1:08:01🔗 Adam All right.

1:08:03🔗 Drew And you think that that's not serious behavior?

1:08:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:08🔗 Drew It's all the same stuff.

1:08:09🔗 Adam Why don't we give her a phone number? Drew?

1:08:12🔗 Drew Well, they haven't brought my numbers. I'll give you mine. Well, while we're waiting. She needs to talk to the people at school. She really, absolutely, categorically does.

1:08:22🔗 Adam I know, but a phone number wouldn't hurt, and while we're waiting, www.smokeoutfestival.com. You're too young for that, Kayla, but there are kids that are listening and want to go to that. Yeah. You got something to write with, Kayla?

1:08:36🔗 Drew Uh-huh. There's 1-800-4-A-CHILD, remember that one.

1:08:40🔗 Adam How about that one? Well, does she have that one, 1-800-4-A-CHILD? All right, that's enough, Drew. Just give her one. That's not a good one? That's for Thai food, actually. Drew, give her one that she can call.

1:08:57🔗 Drew I'm looking for the teen line, because she's in Los Angeles at Cedars. I'll get her off the air.

1:09:05🔗 Adam Hang on there, Kayla. Drew will talk you off the air. That's a compliment, but in another way, it means you're pretty effed up.

1:09:13🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:09:15🔗 Adam Just hang on for Drew, would you please? Well, good times, you know. Twelve years old, turning tricks. It's a great society we're living in. Drew can't find any of his numbers.

1:09:26🔗 Drew What I love, again, is the way the culture is. It's like, yeah, I'm just into that. No big deal. What are you into?

1:09:31🔗 Adam Well, obviously, there's abuse and broken home and all that good stuff. Drew, you can talk to her during the break and straighten her stuff out. Did you find your number there?

1:09:40🔗 Drew Nope.

1:09:43🔗 Adam You gotta get a highlighter there, buddy.

1:09:45🔗 Drew Yeah, we don't have one here. No, we don't have the number I'm looking for.

1:09:50🔗 Adam What about the 4-H-O? What are they gonna tell her? Is there some surly guy smoking a cigar, like a cabbie dispatch? Yeah, get lost, sister, and start laughing and slam the phone down. You got it? Drew has the other number. So he's gonna talk to Kayla during the break, Brad and Joe here from Lincoln Park.

1:10:10🔗 Linkin Park What's the number, just so people know?

1:10:12🔗 Drew 1-800-

1:10:13🔗 Adam I'll tell this Brad, he knows good radio.

1:10:14🔗 Drew 4-4-8.

1:10:15🔗 Adam He really does.

1:10:16🔗 Drew 4-6-6-3. 1-800-4-4-8-4-6-6-3.

1:10:19🔗 Adam Earlier, he was saying, let's talk to the boyfriend who called, and then he wanted to know who her favorite- All good instincts.

1:10:27🔗 Linkin Park I was in radio in a past life.

1:10:28🔗 Adam Yeah, there's something good about it.

1:10:31🔗 Linkin Park Or they didn't have radio, so-

1:10:33🔗 Adam Yeah, they just- We all have to listen to the radio in one theater and beat off. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:10:40🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:10:49🔗 Adam It's Love Line, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Brad and Joe, both here tonight from Linkin Park, Cypress Hill, in here tomorrow night. Drew talked to Kayla off the air, yes? Yeah.

1:11:00🔗 Drew We had some technical problems. I had trouble talking to her, but I got to her.

1:11:03🔗 Adam You did?

1:11:04🔗 Drew Yeah, she said she wants to make change and she's going to do it.

1:11:06🔗 Adam Got that number?

1:11:07🔗 Drew I got the number and said she'd talk to counselor. It's cool.

1:11:09🔗 Adam And Kayla should call us back.

1:11:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:11:13🔗 Adam When you're 18. Call us back in a few months. Don't do anything stupid. Before you do something stupid, do something stupid and call this show. Yes? That should be our motto for this show, by the way, Drew. Before you do something stupid, do something stupider and call this show.

1:11:33🔗 Drew You know, I just happened, I just had a thought about her.

1:11:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:36🔗 Drew Remember we had that one bogus caller who was able to break through us?

1:11:39🔗 Adam Mm-hmm.

1:11:40🔗 Drew Mm-hmm. Kayla didn't hang together properly quite, quite in terms of her history and stuff.

1:11:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:46🔗 Drew I wonder.

1:11:47🔗 Adam I'm keeping my fingers crossed and hoping it's actually happening to a 12-year-old Drew. Call me optimistic.

1:11:53🔗 Drew I think it might be a bogus.

1:11:54🔗 Adam I know I'm kind of Pollyanna-ish with hoping that the 12-year-olds are turning raves. Well, whatever helps you sleep tonight, buddy.

1:12:00🔗 Drew It just didn't hang quite, didn't hang quite true. But it was so dramatic, we went.

1:12:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:07🔗 Drew And $10 to $20 for sex? Really?

1:12:10🔗 Adam Yeah, for 12-year-olds, that's the rate. I've paid up to $30, but that's with, you know, that's with real tight money.

1:12:16🔗 Drew Jumps out the window and walks around a residential neighborhood.

1:12:19🔗 Linkin Park Did you ever see the movie 13?

1:12:21🔗 Adam Yeah, what about that movie 13?

1:12:23🔗 Drew Well, that's what I'm thinking. That movie just came out. Maybe play it off that way.

1:12:28🔗 Adam Well, what about the movie, getting back to the mid-80s, Angel, high school honor student by day, Hollywood streetwalker by night.

1:12:37🔗 Drew Nice.

1:12:38🔗 Adam Remember that one? Yeah. Yeah, that could happen. You guys remember Angel?

1:12:42🔗 Drew They weren't born yet.

1:12:44🔗 Adam Yeah, I know. All right, let's do it Germany or Florida. All right, let me explain.

1:12:50🔗 Drew And then hear a song from Linkin Park.

1:12:51🔗 Adam We got to hear a song from Linkin Park. Well, here's how Germany or Florida works. We figured out that all bizarre evil from this globe we live on emanates from either Germany or Florida. All the macabre, all the bizarre. All the weird sexual and violent stuff. All one or the other. Now, there's murders everywhere and there's rape everywhere, but the weird stuff comes from Germany and Florida.

1:13:17🔗 Linkin Park You're talking about the panhandle?

1:13:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:19🔗 Drew That's what's panhandle.

1:13:20🔗 Adam It could technically be anywhere in the state.

1:13:22🔗 Linkin Park The northern middle.

1:13:23🔗 Drew The northern middle, yes.

1:13:24🔗 Linkin Park We've driven through those parts.

1:13:26🔗 Drew You know, the people are taking to posting Florida or Germany questions on amazon.com in place of reviews for my book.

1:13:34🔗 Adam Oh, really nice. Yes. Here's what I'd like to do. Here's where the crime gathers. It's proximity of waffles. The more waffles the state consumes, the more crime. You know what I'm saying? And in Florida, the more waffle huts, and it's probably condensed somewhere around the panhandle, that means more crime or more bizarre crime. But here, here's how it works. Let's talk to Jason. Jason, you give us a question. We tell you whether it was Germany or Florida. Go ahead.

1:14:03🔗 Caller You bet. Hey, could Anderson play the little sound bite? I like that.

1:14:07🔗 Adam You gotta do the intro, Anderson.

1:14:14🔗 Caller You got a great voice, Adam. Anyway, yeah. Okay, there's this 18-year-old kid, and he was charged with murder for killing his mom, his dad, and his 26-year-old older older brother. Then he tried to kill himself, shot himself in the ear and didn't kill himself, but he went blind or blind, he went deaf in that ear. And now he's in prison.

1:14:38🔗 Drew That's it?

1:14:39🔗 Adam That's it. It's not a great Germany or Florida, it's just pure violence. And everything evil sounds like it came from Florida, but I didn't hear about this story either.

1:14:52🔗 Drew Florida? Florida?

1:14:53🔗 Adam Joe?

1:14:55🔗 Caller I'd say Florida. You're going to Florida?

1:14:57🔗 Drew It's just either.

1:14:58🔗 Adam That's a brave choice, my friend.

1:15:01🔗 Caller Big man to jump on the bandwagon.

1:15:03🔗 Adam All right, Jason, we're going Florida. You got it, man.

1:15:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:09🔗 Adam Well, that's how you play. See, it's better when it's a more bizarre.

1:15:15🔗 Linkin Park I think gunplay, though, is a more American phenomenon.

1:15:18🔗 Drew It is.

1:15:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:20🔗 Drew It is. One of our first Florida or German or Florida was a guy that sliced off his penis and fired it up and ate it.

1:15:26🔗 Caller Here's the thing, phone screeners.

1:15:27🔗 Adam He's got a good point. Oh, please, they're more into harvesting endangered species organs so they can get boners. That's a different and more noble cause. All right, listen, phone screeners, the Germany or Florida thing, it's got to have a little bizarre twist to it instead of just guy snuffed his family.

1:15:50🔗 Linkin Park It's like a guy drives off the road.

1:15:51🔗 Adam That's right. Kills vagrant. Well, what is it? Yeah, it's got to be a little weird.

1:15:57🔗 Drew Let's hear a song.

1:15:57🔗 Adam Shall we hear a song? All right. What are we hearing from our link in the heart? Ah, where it says next song? Yeah. All right. This one is called One Step Closer. One Closer. That's the Lincoln Park, everybody. We have live in studio, and the live in Texas is the name of the CD along with the DVD. And this is, by the way, this is, no joke here, this is a substantial DVD. That thing weighs as much as a Miata, Drew. It's got an old booklet inside. Pictures. I mean, you can do all the downloading and bootlegging you want. You're not going to get all this stuff. This is amazing. Yes, Drew?

1:20:26🔗 Drew Amazing.

1:20:27🔗 Adam Amazing. Drew's got kids, big fans.

1:20:29🔗 Drew Yeah, huge.

1:20:30🔗 Adam Even if Drew is...

1:20:31🔗 Drew I'm making them sign all these things. Have I ever had a band sign so many damn pieces of paper?

1:20:36🔗 Adam But Drew, still no respect for you from the kids. You are not the drug. You're not the heroin. You're just the rig that is used to dispense it.

1:20:46🔗 Drew I'm the tourniquet.

1:20:47🔗 Adam You're the tow, not even the rig. You're the tie off. Oh boy. I got to believe your kids think you're cool because you know cool people. What about me? They must think I'm cool.

1:20:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:20:57🔗 Adam They do?

1:20:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:20:58🔗 Adam And they know you know me.

1:21:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:21:01🔗 Drew They think Stryker's cool.

1:21:04🔗 Adam That puss. Just because he's got a handful of hair gel and he acts like he snowboards.

1:21:11🔗 Drew He wears Paul Frank shirts.

1:21:12🔗 Adam Oh please.

1:21:14🔗 Drew That doesn't.

1:21:14🔗 Adam Poser. What a poser. I'm going to go fart up his studio. Mary? You're 24? You came during sex with your boyfriend today but didn't feel it come out.

1:21:31🔗 Caller Right.

1:21:32🔗 Drew Feel what come out?

1:21:33🔗 Caller I didn't have the orgasm like how I would normally. I don't know what happened there.

1:21:42🔗 Adam How do you know you had one?

1:21:44🔗 Caller Well, I didn't know because I just felt the gush coming out.

1:21:48🔗 Adam Oh really?

1:21:49🔗 Drew You had a gush with that orgasm.

1:21:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:51🔗 Adam Was it brown?

1:21:55🔗 Drew It's a slide. It's not a gush.

1:21:58🔗 Adam I forget a stupid theory. But what about that? Could it have been urine?

1:22:04🔗 Caller I don't think so. It would have smelled like urine, but it didn't smell like urine.

1:22:10🔗 Adam What did it smell like? Nothing?

1:22:12🔗 Caller No.

1:22:14🔗 Adam Is it double negative urine?

1:22:16🔗 Drew So you had an emission without an orgasm.

1:22:20🔗 Adam Well, it happens.

1:22:38🔗 Drew It happens.

1:23:00🔗 Caller Well, I didn't have the feeling, and plus all the juices came out.

1:23:04🔗 Caller Like, that was a lot.

1:23:06🔗 Adam I know, but you normally do get a lot of juices, right? Oh, even more.

1:23:13🔗 Drew Yeah. It makes me think about urinary incontinence.

1:23:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:19🔗 Drew Well, look, I'll tell you what. It doesn't indicate anything specific. You don't have to worry about it meaning something. It doesn't mean anything. Okay.

1:23:28🔗 Adam Not a lot of people we talk to, you know, they're like natives. No, I know.

1:23:32🔗 Drew No volcano, not erupt.

1:23:34🔗 Adam No stuff come out. Vagina. No feel good. Yeah. Don't, don't throw anybody into a volcano because yeah, yeah. Do anything like that.

1:23:48🔗 Drew No offerings. No offerings.

1:23:49🔗 Adam No offerings. You understand Mary? What do you do? What do you do for a living? I have no idea what that is.

1:24:02🔗 Drew Secretary?

1:24:02🔗 Adam Secretary?

1:24:04🔗 Linkin Park All right, baby doll.

1:24:05🔗 Adam Everything going okay? You got a man?

1:24:08🔗 Caller Everything's going great.

1:24:09🔗 Drew Don't, don't you, obviously get your pelvic exams. Those are important and the, but this experience you're having doesn't indicate anything. It's not as though you have to worry that it's a symptom of something more important.

1:24:20🔗 Adam You're probably fine.

1:24:21🔗 Drew Get it, get it looked at.

1:24:21🔗 Caller Yes.

1:24:22🔗 Drew You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.

1:24:28🔗 Adam You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.

1:24:32🔗 Drew You're fine.

1:24:33🔗 Adam You're fine.

1:24:35🔗 Drew You're fine. You're fine. There is, your vagina became connected with your aorta, and all of your body fluids were just released into the bed, and you'll be dead within three hours.

1:24:45🔗 Adam Okay.

1:24:45🔗 Drew Fantasy.

1:24:46🔗 Adam Yeah, but what do you want? Everyone who calls the show is disappointed. You know what it's like just to disappoint? I feel like a meter made. It's people calling.

1:24:56🔗 Drew These guys are disappointed. Look at them. When is this over?

1:25:01🔗 Adam This is it? Dad, I thought you couldn't, I thought you, didn't you? You did. This is Dr. Drew, Linkin Park in here tonight. Brad and Joe from Lincoln Park. Brad just hitting the commode. He's gonna be in here in just one second, but that's all right, we got Joe. Here comes Brad.

1:25:57🔗 Caller Hey, Brad. All right, number one or two.

1:25:59🔗 Linkin Park I made it a point to wash my hands.

1:26:01🔗 Adam Sweet. Drew says you should wash your hands before you touch your ding-a-ling.

1:26:06🔗 Linkin Park I don't touch it, though.

1:26:07🔗 Adam Oh, you don't? That's the point.

1:26:08🔗 Linkin Park I just kind of let it hang.

1:26:10🔗 Drew You don't have to touch anything when you go in bathrooms anymore.

1:26:12🔗 Adam You don't. Don't you whiz all over the seat and stuff?

1:26:16🔗 Drew Most people's penises hang down when you see them.

1:26:18🔗 Linkin Park Do you do the trick, though, where you roll out the, what's it called?

1:26:23🔗 Adam Toilet paper?

1:26:24🔗 Linkin Park No, the thing you wipe your hands with.

1:26:26🔗 Adam Toreskin?

1:26:27🔗 Drew Paper towel?

1:26:27🔗 Linkin Park Paper towel. It's been a long night. You roll out the paper towel before you wash your hands because then you don't want to have to touch the thing. See what I mean?

1:26:37🔗 Adam Yeah, I find if you stay at home and you live in a hermetically sealed vacuum, it just breathes a little out there. It's actually a less likely.

1:26:47🔗 Linkin Park Do you want to hear an interesting touring tidbit? Yeah. Since we're almost always touring, we almost never have our own toilet to use.

1:26:56🔗 Adam Right.

1:26:56🔗 Linkin Park So you have to be very comfortable in public restrooms.

1:27:00🔗 Adam Right.

1:27:01🔗 Linkin Park That was it.

1:27:04🔗 Adam That's more of a factoid than it is a tidbit. I was waiting for a tip. I wanted, so what you can do is you've used a, you know, modified 10-speed tie. Yeah, I was waiting for something I could take with me. That's just a-

1:27:18🔗 Drew It's a factoid.

1:27:19🔗 Adam It's a factoid.

1:27:20🔗 Drew Revelation. All right.

1:27:21🔗 Adam But Drew, you don't get a lot of ass, there's not a lot of ass related disease out there, is there?

1:27:27🔗 Drew Certainly these guys would collect them if there were. Yeah. Even being on all those public toilets and all.

1:27:32🔗 Adam No problem.

1:27:33🔗 Drew Right? Right?

1:27:34🔗 Caller Not that we know of.

1:27:36🔗 Drew No, there aren't any.

1:27:37🔗 Adam What about the seat liners? You a big fan of them?

1:27:39🔗 Drew Huge, huge.

1:27:40🔗 Adam I don't like that. You know what I don't like? I don't like when you stand up and it sticks to your ass. I get sweaty ass.

1:27:44🔗 Drew I like the ones that like at the Chicago airport that goes zz, changes itself.

1:27:48🔗 Linkin Park Oh. What do you think about the, it's not, they don't have paper towels, it's the sheet.

1:27:53🔗 Drew Yeah, that's bad.

1:27:53🔗 Linkin Park And you pull it and it goes around in a circle. What's that all about?

1:27:56🔗 Adam I don't know what that's about. It doesn't seem like, it doesn't seem like a money saver. It certainly seems like, now that's the other question I asked myself.

1:28:05🔗 Linkin Park Is there a new towel coming out or is it just going around and around?

1:28:08🔗 Adam It's just going around. And it actually connects internationally to other towel things. So you may be pulling one down from another part of the country, another part of the world even, yes Drew?

1:28:17🔗 Drew That's where the disease comes in.

1:28:18🔗 Adam The band is actually several hundred thousand miles long. It's never been washed. I know this would be true. You know what I like? I like the down home humor of the bathroom, like where the ass gaskets there with the liners, it says free cowboy hats. I like that one. I like the Porta San or the Andy Gump, that says Mexican space shuttle on it. I like the good construction site humor.

1:28:47🔗 Drew The regional humor.

1:28:47🔗 Adam It all revolves around the ass. Man's mind is never more creative than when these pinchers go low.

1:28:54🔗 Drew And that's a key element, it's man, because the womans don't do that.

1:28:58🔗 Adam No, they don't think that way.

1:29:00🔗 Drew How would you know?

1:29:01🔗 Adam Oh wait, Drew, what are we doing?

1:29:03🔗 Drew Dress up and go in.

1:29:05🔗 Adam Sophia?

1:29:05🔗 Drew That's my free time.

1:29:07🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:29:08🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

1:29:09🔗 Adam What's up?

1:29:10🔗 Caller I kind of wanted to have Joe a question.

1:29:14🔗 Caller Oh boy.

1:29:18🔗 Caller I wanted to ask Joe about that book he's going to make a movie on or something I heard about.

1:29:24🔗 Caller Oh, which book is that?

1:29:26🔗 Caller I forgot the title, but you know, I was at linkinpark.com and it's, you know, stuff is all over the message boards. And it said that you got like some rights to a book that you really liked.

1:29:36🔗 Caller Yeah, it's a horror novel. It's called King Rat. And it's based on, it's a modern day tale of the Pied Piper. Oh really? Yeah, it takes place in London to the background of German based, to the tune of.

1:29:57🔗 Adam The book is a new book. It's been out for a while.

1:29:59🔗 Caller It's, yeah, it's pretty new.

1:30:02🔗 Adam And you got the rights to the book. So it can be made into a movie and they have to go through you.

1:30:08🔗 Caller Yeah, so I basically have a year to kind of develop the project, get a script ready.

1:30:12🔗 Adam How do you get the rights to a book?

1:30:14🔗 Caller Pay for it. Pay for it.

1:30:16🔗 Adam But is it is it kind of weird? Like, do you have to do you have to go like, hey, man, read your book. It was OK. It's all right.

1:30:23🔗 Caller I mean, it's you got to talk it down for a solid.

1:30:26🔗 Adam But I'm going to give a couple of bucks for just kind of have some. So basically, like, I mean, you can't say I'm thrilled. I'm blown away. Somebody's going to get hold of this and make a huge blockbuster out of it. I want to secure it. Right. I mean, as you have to sort of approach it to finesse it, you have to massage it a little like it's it's it's it's good. Good enough that I want it, but not so good that other people are going to want it.

1:30:47🔗 Linkin Park Is that what it is called? Development.

1:30:49🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like picking a chick up. You're right. No one else would have you. Although I'm feeling real generous today, baby. So a little sucking and ducking.

1:31:00🔗 Caller I had to actually meet with the author and con him into letting me acquire the rights. And so it's kind of yeah, it's kind of like picking up a chick.

1:31:08🔗 Adam Well, the rights wear out. You have a year or.

1:31:11🔗 Caller Yeah, something like that. I have a year and then I think there's some kind of extension period.

1:31:15🔗 Adam Yeah. How long into it are you? And he got left.

1:31:18🔗 Caller I have about a year left. He's got it.

1:31:22🔗 Adam Just did it. Yeah, he's got it during the last break.

1:31:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:24🔗 Adam Well, Brad's taking a leak. You see that, Brad?

1:31:30🔗 Linkin Park You miss out on the true multitasker.

1:31:32🔗 Adam Yeah, you're so busy opening doorknobs with your shirt tail that you might just cut out the ones and twos.

1:31:38🔗 Linkin Park I could be doing deals.

1:31:39🔗 Adam Yeah, that's when it all goes down, Drew.

1:31:43🔗 Drew I see.

1:31:43🔗 Adam All right. Well, now we can't take any calls.

1:31:46🔗 Drew No, we got to go.

1:31:46🔗 Adam We took enough.

1:31:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:48🔗 Adam That's interesting. Yeah. Who do you see? CME is like the lead role or maybe one of the rants or something.

1:31:55🔗 Drew Maybe I'll be a rat. That'd be great.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Drew will be a rat. Let's take ourselves a little break. Well, we'll come back. We'll come back.

1:32:03🔗 Drew Okay, let's do that.

1:32:04🔗 Adam All right. Lincoln Park here. We'll be... Brad, don't go to the bathroom again. Joe had another deal. I'm done. We'll be right back after this.

1:32:14🔗 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal.

1:32:15🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:32:19🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:32:21🔗 Caller Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

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