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Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
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Adam
It's Love Line, I'm Adam. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-
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Mm-hmm. What's weird?
1:28🔗
Adam
Or why is it that the music is so loud that I can barely hear my voice? You know, at the beginning. Always or just today? Maybe just tonight.
1:29🔗
Because it was a little louder. Is that what it is?
1:30🔗
Voiceover
Yeah, I think it was different music. Ah, who cares? Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Dick Spence, Specialist, Cypress Hill tonight. Except for we only have the, well, I don't know if we have the Hill or the Cypress. We got Bobo from Cypress Hill.
1:39🔗
Uh-oh, hold on.
1:41🔗
You got me?
1:42🔗
All right, all right, all right. There were not too far behind me, last I heard. Maybe they took a smoke break. I don't know.
1:51🔗
Adam
Well, the big guy, speaking of smoke break, the smoke out is going, the sixth annual smoke out is going on this Saturday, right?
1:59🔗
Yes, yes, yes. It's gonna be a big, good lineup. National Orange Show.
2:08🔗
Yeah, yeah. A couple of times went to Glen Helen a couple years back and last year we took it to LA.
2:15🔗
Yeah, I'm glad that we're not going there.
2:18🔗
But now we're going back to the original spot, which a lot of fans were happy about, so it should be fun.
2:28🔗
Yes, the first three is.
2:33🔗
Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen now. Yeah, it was hot and smoked out, for sure.
2:40🔗
Adam
By the way, you can get tickets if you're interested, or any information about the Smokeout at www.smokeoutfestival.com. And who's on the bill?
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Linkin Park.
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DMX, Pennywise, Papa Roach, MOP, Super Joint Ritual. It's like 30 some of bands and of course, Cypress Hill.
3:11🔗
Well, usually in the beginning, we were closing the whole thing out. So that means we were kind of going on at like 12 or one o'clock in the morning. And now I think we got a little smarter. We're gonna go on maybe like, not exactly the middle, but like early evening kind of thing.
3:31🔗
They can do it. They'll love to do that. And we can just like kick back.
3:34🔗
Adam
It's weird the order of things. Like if you're a comic, you wanna go on last. That means you're the big star. But if it's a movie credits, you wanna be on first. And I think we figured out from doing enough of these festivals, Drew, that if it's a big festival, you wanna go on about third to last.
3:55🔗
That's the perfect time.
3:58🔗
You know, people like already, you know, been drunk, sober, drunk, sober again, and then they have their last bit of energy right there about that time.
4:07🔗
Adam
I know, cause people are like, sometimes the pot brownie, the mushrooms, the X, whatever's kicked in, they've peaked, they're on the other side of the mountain. Now they got to booze themselves back up, start climbing that mountain again.
4:20🔗
And then it gets ugly.
4:23🔗
Yeah, yeah, it does. About like 12 midnight, you know, the diehards out and all kinds of things are going in their head.
4:32🔗
Adam
And they get, everyone's got sunstroke cause their shirt's been off the entire time and all they've only liquid they put in their body is Boone's Farm and GHB.
4:42🔗
Ooh, ooh, that's rough.
4:53🔗
Adam
So I want to come out with what, you know my idea, I had this idea for shotgun beer. It was a beer that had the pull tab on the bottom too, so you could shotgun the beer, you know?
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And you could put a six pack.
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Adam
Yes, I hope so. Six pack down in like 35, 40 seconds. And I'm sure there'd be some outrage, but think of the money I could make and all I'd have to do is do it, Adam. I know like all it takes is the cheapest like Lucky Logger 289, a six pack beer.
5:30🔗
Drew
And someday they'll be saying, oh yeah, I took six Corollas and they will have no idea where that name came from.
5:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, I know, yeah. My grandfather, now I think back, I used to drink generic beer. Like, you know, the supermarket, just their brand of beer. You know what I'm talking about? That's a bad sign when you don't even have your own brew.
5:51🔗
Adam
I know. Here's your drink. What's your drink? Whatever's cheapest. Really? Yeah, whatever we got. What do you do when you go on an airplane? You just get whatever's cheapest? How's that work? How do you get your drink when you're at a party or something? Oh, so sad, so pathetic. All right, anyway, who do we have here?
6:20🔗
Adam
Zendog is now here. Now we have, well, we have two thirds of the Cypress Hill that is gonna be here tonight and I don't know what percentage of the actual band. What is it, like six, seven guys?
6:33🔗
Cypress Hill
Nah, it depends. We're doing like a rock and roll set or we're doing a hip hop set. So we do a hip hop set. It's me, Bobo, and B-Real and Mugs. And then we do the other thing. You know, we bring the cats from SX-10 out there and then there's like six, seven cats up there.
6:49🔗
Adam
Let's see, is Cypress Hills a sort of modern day war? Got a mixture of ethnicities. There's a lot of people that probably should.
7:00🔗
Adam
It's just people wandering out on stage playing the hollowed out fish and jamming along. Remember the band War?
7:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, we're glad to see you here. We'll abuse B-Real when he shows up. So Ann, you're 26?
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Drew
Just kinking the penis is bad, yeah. Power grip, that would be bad, right? What do you mean holding back?
8:33🔗
Drew
Yeah, that's something he can't do anything about that. It's not like it's urine he can hold back. It's just, it is a biology that leaves the station and that's it.
8:42🔗
Caller
But doesn't that, doesn't that like mind over matter that you can just like hold it back for like about an hour and then all of a sudden go bam?
8:54🔗
That's only for girls. Only girls can do that. Hold it back.
8:58🔗
Adam
Yeah, I don't know if girls can do it. Although, yeah, most of them I know have had a pretty good job of holding it back.
9:04🔗
Couldn't he like pull out, stop?
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Drew
Right, that's right. That's what he needs to do is sort of master himself. He needs to, he needs to figure out how to deal with his rhythm, his quick draw. Yeah, is he a rabbit? Whether he masturbates, listen, and he may need to masturbate more, he may need to stop, he may work on it. There's things he can do. He can even get on Viagra, so he retains the continuous direction after he ejaculates.
9:40🔗
Adam
You have an energy to you, like, okay, I'm gonna go put Anne on hold so I can finish my thought, but there's some people that will let you finish three quarters to seven eighths of your thought, of your sentence, of your dialogue, but they'll hop on the last word and a half almost every time.
10:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, and you'll say something like, you know, it's like they'll go, well, you'll go, you got a couple options. You could use some Vagra, you could go to your doctor and take it. They'll always cut, they'll always hack off the end of your option, like a moil whacking a foreskin off, you know what I mean?
10:34🔗
Adam
Anne? But she's also a little angry at the guy for not doing something about this that he's sort of genetically wired to do. I mean, he has a clock, you know, every guy has a clock in his balls. And this guy has like a three minute egg timer, and some people have calendars. You know what I mean? Bubba's got a calendar.
11:00🔗
Adam
All right, so I am. There's not a whole lot you can do to change this stuff other than kind of work with it and make the best of it. But you're not going to turn him into something other.
11:16🔗
Is what, what'd you think?
11:17🔗
Drew
Volition, he can't wish it or try to control it back. But he can try to work with it. And that he should definitely be doing.
11:25🔗
Adam
All right, baby doll. See, I gave her that speech and then it was like she took a Queload after that. Scared to talk.
11:35🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what I've learned from this show other than I hate everyone under 17. The other important thing I've learned is, is everybody's just wired a certain way. And we got a society, there's billions of dollars in telling people you can change. You know, there's billions of dollars in trying to get bald guys from losing their hair and fat people to lose their ass and guys who come too fast to start coming slower. There's, it's a billion, multi-billion dollar a year business to change stuff. And then there's a lot of blame assigned too. Like, you know, fat people, oh, you're lazy, have some self-respect, guy that comes too fast, go on buddy, squirrely, he's anxious. The reality is, is some guys takes a half hour to bust a nut, some guys it takes a half a minute. That's how God made him. Just like the guy who goes bald at 21, just like the guy's got the pear shaped ass. And on the good side, just like the guy's got the big guns with the vein running through it and doesn't bust enough for 45 minutes. But he doesn't need any praise. And the guy busting nut in 10 seconds doesn't need any abuse. Even though we've dealt out quite a bit of it over the years. But doesn't this fall under that heading?
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Drew
It's not because you eat chocolate. There's a gene environment interaction. I mean, whatever you're born with and then what the environment does with those genes. But then once that's all turned on and whatever, that's pretty much it. And then you're working with it, you're not changing it.
13:15🔗
Adam
But here's what the guys gotta do. They gotta get down, they gotta do the oral on the chips. That's what you gotta do.
13:28🔗
Caller
I don't think they would care if you're down there for like an hour or so. And then you give them like good three minute, you know, wham bang and then they'll be fine, right?
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They care, though.
13:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, but I'm just saying, if you could log a half hour lovemaking session with 28 of it spent down there. See what I'm saying?
13:55🔗
Drew
And for many, if not maybe, perhaps most, that would be quite adequate. So you're playing as good, Adam.
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Yeah.
14:14🔗
Adam
All right, the way this game is played, by the way, is I tell Sendog and Bobo about this, which is we figured out that all evil, all bizarre evil either emanates from Florida or Germany. All the weird stories you hear on the internet, it's always Florida or Germany. So Silas is gonna tell us the bizarre story and then we'll guess, Florida or Germany. Here's the theme. That's the theme. Oh, that's nice. Yes, thank you.
14:48🔗
Caller
All right, this guy dies and he stipulates in his will that in order to inherit anything, his family has to attend a wake on the second floor of his house. Turns out that he had sawn through the support beams and the floor collapsed. All mourners therein were killed. Wow.
15:12🔗
Drew
And again, people are getting the idea they can call us about weird events from history. So it doesn't, you know, we may not have heard about it because it happened in 1840 or something.
15:20🔗
Adam
Right, yeah. If it involves a guy with the Kaiser in his title, we don't need it. Now, this now, as a former construction worker and carpenter, this sounds highly unlikely that you'd be able to do this.
15:37🔗
Drew
You know, those buildings from the 19th century where they have like big beams in the middle of them.
15:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, it doesn't sound like, yeah, no a pair of lambs or glu-lam beams or steel or anything like that going in there.
15:59🔗
Adam
We're all going Germany. Silas, Germany. Germany. And that's how you play Germany or Florida. Thank you.
16:15🔗
Adam
Well, like I said, I was a carpenter. What do you do? You saw through all of, halfway through all of the ceiling joists and then how come the thing doesn't just fall under its own weight? And how come when the first person walks on that, everyone gets on it and then it all collapses?
16:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, but the guy, if he has a will and everything, he allegedly dies of old age, dies when he's 80, 85 years old. What's he up there at 81? Hacking through all the ceilings, George?
16:59🔗
Caller
Well, I guess I could tell you how I got to this point. Pretty much, I want to get over being reserved and conservative in bed. I had this brought up to me by my ex-boyfriend, which I didn't really know I was that conservative. But he kind of left me for somebody else and said that it was because I wasn't willing to do anything. But he never really brought it up to me because...
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Cypress Hill
What do you mean by conservative, though? Like what? Like you let your hair down, you're letting them fly in there or what?
17:37🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know. That's the thing. Like ever since this got brought up to me, I started, you know, I just, I want to be a better lover. I realize this, you know, it could be a problem, something like that in the future. So I want to get what is it you're doing?
17:52🔗
Caller
I already, I think it is a subconscious thing. I'm not exactly sure because I've tried all kinds of positions, you know, like I know how to get off, but it's hard for me to get off with a guy because it just takes forever. So that might be part of it.
18:06🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. What? Here's the problem. When women, it's like it's like either you can dance or you can't. And then when you try to tell somebody to dance, you can't really dance. They just look like some skinny drunken guy from a wedding video who's just making an ass himself is like a CPA and he's taken loose. He looks like an idiot. When you tell a woman is not sexy to sex it up, they look like a guy who's just wearing a bra and high heels and doing their version of what a guy would do when they're there wouldn't. You know what I mean? It doesn't work. I don't think you can go that route.
18:45🔗
Adam
She might be fine. She might find a guy who's as boring as she is sexually. But number two, you want to like help a guy out, let him run a porn movie while he's nailing you. Like there's something you can do and you don't have to move a muscle.
18:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, he can kind of show her away and kind of bring it out of her. You know, it's possible.
19:10🔗
Adam
She has to be there. And a couple of wine coolers aren't going to hurt. Let's be honest.
19:18🔗
Caller
I completely agree with that. I'm open to all of it. I'm open to watching porn. I'm open to everything.
19:27🔗
Caller
That's my thing is I'm not exactly sure. I've done I've pretty much broken out of my shell since you know about four or five months have gone by and he still says like, oh, well, the other girl is better.
19:45🔗
Cypress Hill
Yeah. I mean, I can see if you didn't want to try any positions or something like that. But you're saying, you know, you're down to play ball with him and he's still cramming on you. So I think that's just him being an idiot.
19:55🔗
Adam
Plus some some guys, too. And it's an interesting strategy. They get busted cheating and they just turn it. A lot of guys just every they don't have a defense. They just have an offense. They get busted cheating. All of a sudden, they find somebody's got low self-esteem and they just turn the mirror on them. They start complaining. And next, you know, the chick gets on the defense. She starts backpedaling and you forget all about him screwing your friend.
20:20🔗
Adam
And he's screwing with your self-esteem. Just find some guy. But listen, what are some what are some what are some no calorie burning things a woman can do to spice up a sex life?
20:31🔗
Adam
Let the guy turn the porn on. That's a nice that's something doesn't cost you a penny. A couple of kilowatts, maybe.
20:38🔗
Drew
You guys want to see enthusiasm, not necessarily energy expenditure, but just to know that you're saying what can you do that's got that?
20:46🔗
Adam
Well, you don't have to change a thing. Turn on the porn. That's good. Guy, let him let him turn the light on a little bit. Ah, you know what everyone needs? Everyone needs the dimmer switch in their bedroom because here's the deal. Dark is no good. I mean, we can't see your hand in front of your face. That's no good sexually. But the you know, on the other hand, you don't see a pimple on an ass winking at you either, because it's like it's it's like like you're doing surgery in there. You know what I mean? You don't want too much light. You got to set it just right. You know what I'm saying? So you need that. Also, you need a lock on your bedroom door, too. You don't need by coming in there while you're doing whatever it is you're doing. But let the guy turn the light up a little bit. Let the guy turn the porn on a little bit. Yeah, that's good.
21:29🔗
Drew
Yeah. And I'm just thinking if she doesn't want to spend much energy, but wants to get more involved, they would just let the guy not spend any energy.
21:59🔗
Caller
Well, that wasn't my main question. My main question was, is there ever like a time where you have like a fetish, like being bitten, biting, and there isn't, you know, some deep psychological reason behind it?
22:27🔗
All right.
22:28🔗
Adam
Here's we'll get back to this. But the interesting question, can you like something a little bit weird and not be f'ed up? Can that just specifically be your thing? Yes. But you ain't you ain't screwed up.
22:45🔗
Yeah. Uh-huh.
22:46🔗
Adam
Bobo Sendog both here from Cypress Hill. B-Real will be around here in the next. Well, when he's good and ready, I guess that's the new B-Real.
22:55🔗
Wow.
22:56🔗
Adam
And Smokeout taking place this Saturday. Yes, sir. I imagine you can still get tickets just because the place probably holds. It's huge. 80 million people. But some big names playing this week.
23:31🔗
Caller
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23:47🔗
Adam
Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Nets, Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Papa Roach in here tomorrow night, Cypress Hill in here tonight, Bobo and Sendog both here. B-Real may or may not be here. We don't need them anymore. We don't. We're doing fine without them. We did first break. It was all rocky at the beginning. I think we're all, we're all felt as absence, but we can hit our stride toward the end, and I think we've become cohesive now.
24:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. It throws us off. We've got a team here. Yeah, we're together. And we've got a little synergy here, and also what we have here is a symmetry. That's what I want to say. We've got two and two here. Fifth, man, that's a fifth wheel. That'll throw you right off. That's a third. That's a third boob. We don't need that. You know what I'm saying? I don't need a third nut or a third boob or what else, Drew?
24:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, no, no, I'll take one of those two. I'll do Coke out of that one and breathe out the other ones.
24:56🔗
Adam
Drug port. You know what? I'm thinking that people in the future, you may have a drug port. Like instead of the nostrils and the lungs and the shooting and the veins and everything, you just have a universal jack like on your hip, just above like your left hip, you just plug in, whatever it is. It doesn't matter if it's pot, it doesn't matter if it's Coke or Speed or X, booze, whatever, it all goes in there. Hands are free. I can talk to you.
25:25🔗
Adam
You could hook the beer bong right, you snap it right into that. I'd get one. Yeah, it'd be good. You plug the, it's a universal drug jack, we call it, you just snap that jack right in there and it's fine and that way, so you know I like to talk to her? No. It's hard to get drunk and talk at the same time.
25:59🔗
Adam
The big smokeout, the sixth annual smokeout is gonna take place this Saturday and that is at, oh, where the hell is that? That's at the Orange Fairgrounds.
26:13🔗
Adam
That's right. It's just a stone's throw away from Los Angeles. Probably a little closer if you're in the Arizona, Nevada area, actually. We'll hop back to the phones and speak to Cody who's 16. Cody? Yeah, so you like a little biting, but you don't think there's anything, you don't think you have any problems other than that.
26:39🔗
Caller
Yeah, I was like, you know, cause you had a girl on before and like instantaneously you went, well, did your dad leave? Were you abused? And I was thinking, well, I like, you know, biting and being bitten and I can't think of a single goddamn thing.
27:04🔗
Drew
Okay. Well that was what sort of got us down that path with the other girl. She liked drawing blood.
27:12🔗
Drew
Now, what I did say was that biting is a, is an expression of aggression and it's usually a primitive aggression. And it, there are reasons that people get into that, but it doesn't mean that you're totally messed up. It doesn't mean you're, it doesn't mean anything specifically or just that she really, there's some other things about her taking what they were.
27:27🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what means you're messed up though. When you, when you call the radio show to announce that you're not messed up, it usually makes us suspicious. Yeah.
27:38🔗
Sure.
27:44🔗
I am very sarcastic.
28:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's weird, you know, it's funny. If you saw her in real life, she's probably cute and you end up getting, you end up getting distracted by that. I don't know if it's blinded, but it's at least affected.
28:22🔗
Adam
She dropped the F-bomb. But here's the point. You can tell more about a person by just listening to their tone and their cadence and their voice than you can if you see them. You know, people want to know, how do you know so much you haven't even met the person, haven't even seen the person? That screws things up. It's better not to see them. Cody, a little angry.
28:41🔗
Adam
Now, here's the deal. You want to dig at it or you just want to screw her? You do? She's going to be tough. Cody. Cody, I think she hung up. Yeah, I think she's probably hung up.
29:00🔗
Adam
Well, here's the thing. 10 seconds earlier, I called her angry and then she denied it and then dropped the F-bomb. Cody. All right. So I think you're angry.
29:23🔗
Hmm, I have no idea.
29:31🔗
I don't think so.
29:35🔗
Sure, I guess.
29:49🔗
Adam
All right, that's good. Maybe that's why you're mad. Are your parents still together? And they treat you right?
30:21🔗
Adam
Dad's an illustrator. He's got to be on the weed. What kind of illustrator? What does he do?
30:34🔗
Adam
Sutter's got a golden parachute and cut loose early. I remember talking about that last night. What's he illustrate over there?
30:42🔗
Caller
For like advertisements. He does the journal Sentinel newspaper boxes. He has illustrations all like that and for just normal advertisements. Most magazines and stuff.
30:57🔗
Yeah, he's cool.
31:10🔗
Drew
And maybe you're biologic, if you're sort of saying everything's been sort of developmentally and psychologically perfect for you, maybe you're sort of biologically inclined to depression and maybe that's where that anger's coming from, that irritability, okay?
31:30🔗
Drew
No, she was just curious and we're just answering. She doesn't have to do anything if she doesn't bother by something.
31:34🔗
Adam
Well, but what if somebody is irritable and they're angry and their life is good and their parents are good?
31:42🔗
Adam
Nothing? It's just a pain in the ass? Is there a six-year-old chick who's not a pain in the ass?
31:55🔗
Adam
What is that? Speaking of illustrator, I was thinking about like, you know, once I want to pick up the newspaper, I look at the funnies and I read like peanuts and I realize how badly it sucks and how much and then it's like, well, it sucked when Schultz was alive and it sucks now. And then I thought to myself, hey, if you don't have anything today or this week, don't do it. Like just leave it blank. I just realized that once in a while I see like a USA, like they have their poll and on USA Today, the polls are like the lower left and they'll go, Americans, their consumption of garbanzo beans by age group. And I think to myself, okay, you don't have anything. You got nothing today.
32:35🔗
Adam
Let's leave it blank. Put a square there. That'll let me know that instead of something crappy, you chose to do nothing.
32:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, look, if you're doing another comic strip of peanuts where Lucy's gonna move the ball just before Charlie Brown goes for the field goal, you got nothing. You got nothing. Just don't put anything there. Or just put like a little PSA, like kids don't smoke. How about a little positive affirmation? Hey, looking good. Something like that. You don't have anything, that's fine. If you start looking at USA Today and start looking at the little stuff, the little polls or number of Americans who, you realize they got nothing almost every day. And if you look at the funny pages, you just start going down and realize it. Marmaduke, nah, that's nothing, they got nothing. And here's the thing, evidently it's a tall order to make something funny on a daily basis. You just gotta admit it's too tall an order and just quit. And it's like, again.
33:44🔗
Adam
What's going on, phones ringing? Weatherman, Weatherman should do the same thing. Like it's gonna be 73 and a little cloudy or something, you got nothing.
33:52🔗
Drew
Weatherman tonight on the local Los Angeles station, I think it was five, it might've been nine, was apologizing and saying he can't predict where it's going. Don't know where it came from. They nobody expected anything like this. And what are you gonna do?
34:10🔗
Adam
I want people to say I got nothing. I want the weather guy to go, man, I got nothing tonight. Let's just extend the sports. That's all right. I agree. I wouldn't, I'd respect the guy for that. Tina? You're 21? You tell us what's crackin.
34:41🔗
Caller
Well, I'm 21 years old and I have a little problem with guys. See, I'm very like black. I can't even pass the light skin and dark skin, but I'm pretty much like a rocker. You know, I wear my spikes and my spike belt. And I like black guys and I like white guys. And it just I have a problem because most of the black guys I like are not really in the rock like I am. And then most of the white guys are like not really in the real black comments. So I kind of fall in between. I don't really seem to hold anybody's interest. I don't understand.
35:21🔗
Cypress Hill
So listen, I think she's talking more like lifestyle, like the way she looks or appears to be like.
35:27🔗
Adam
Right. OK. Well, I mean, you got to find the guys into you. And by the way, white guys should be pretending like they're in the ramp because they're scared. You understand what white guys do. Oh, no, I'm hit, my man.
35:45🔗
Adam
You know, you like you become like the white cop on Sanford and Son, where you go far up, you know, I know how to talk, talk. Oh, Drew knows hip hop. Anderson, find Drew talking hip hop.
36:17🔗
Caller
Well, I got two guys right now. They're like totally different. And one is he has like a band, everything, a white guy, but a little nervous to bring me home to mom. And then the other guy is just a straight out gangster. I don't know if I can bring him home to mom.
36:44🔗
Caller
Well, dark skin, about I am five, four and a half. I weigh like 155 pounds and I'm big black girl shape, you know, the big hips, you know, I got C cup, whatever going on. And I'm a pretty attractive young lady. I do say so myself. I don't have no problem getting them. The problem with keep this, they're interested for a minute. Then they can't figure me out.
37:16🔗
Drew
Just to overwhelm them. You know, it's something about relationships. You need to maintain a healthy distance. You know what I mean? There's sort of an optimal distance that everybody needs to maintain in a relationship. And some people just blow right through those boundaries and just, you know, intrude and people start pushing back. Guys are very much that way.
37:36🔗
Adam
And plus, most guys want to relax a little. Once they get past the sex, they want to just sort of relax. And if every day is Halloween, it seems like it's too much work.
37:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, what I mean is, is some people like I always wonder about this. People commit to a certain life and then it becomes they have to do that every day. Like I always think about the guys are like rockabilly guys. They always got to drive a beat up fifties car. They always have to have their hair slick back. They got to wear boots and jeans. And if they want to go to the corner to get a quart of milk, they can't just put some sweatpants on and a T-shirt. They got to get their whole outfit on and stuff. And it's just got to be a pain in the ass. It's like every day you got to... It's like dressing up. It's like you're in some sort of army and this is the uniform, you know? What about the flexibility of just making a declaration of, hey, I'm into whatever's good. I like this a little more than that, but I don't have to start dressing that way. And I'll date whoever I'm attracted to, whether it's black or white or hip hop or into ACDC. You know what I mean?
38:53🔗
Adam
Tina feels like a commitment to be with Tina. Yeah, like you got to you got to embrace the lifestyle. You got to you got to be in the cult of Tina. Otherwise, there's going to be trouble.
39:02🔗
Cypress Hill
She kind of sounds like she doesn't know what she wants. Just like if she wants to be like a thug's girlfriend or this rocker dude's girlfriend. She's kind of like stuck in the middle. What turns her on more?
39:13🔗
Adam
Tina. Tina, I'll tell you what you need to do. What do you need? You need you smoke pot? Yes, I do. Oh, and that hasn't even slowed you down, huh? Maybe you need to start eating pot. That really slows you down. Now, listen, Tina, here's what you need to do. You need to you need to step outside the spikes, the music and just find a guy you like and let him get to know Tina, not rocker Tina, not black Tina, just Tina.
39:51🔗
Adam
Once in a while, like you go to the woman, like, like you go, like, hey, baby, I could sex you up and they go, I'm going to have you all night.
40:05🔗
Adam
Send dogs here tonight. Bobo's here tonight from Cypress Hill. We'll take ourselves a little bit of a break. Big smoke out coming out coming up this Saturday and we'll be right back. What?
40:44🔗
Adam
Nobody cares, sir. Cypress Hill here tonight. Bobo Sundog here tonight. B-Real. He's dead to me, man. I may not even let him give me a bud next time I see him. I may not.
41:05🔗
Adam
I'll be like, all right, this will be the last novelty size bud I take from you, but don't get cocky. This can be the last one.
41:14🔗
Cypress Hill
I don't know, man. Things are looking good over there. You might want to take it anyways.
41:19🔗
Adam
Playing the Sixth Annual Cypress Hill Smokeout, by the way, that's coming up this Saturday. It's at the Orange Fairgrounds.
41:30🔗
Caller
Well, I think it's going to be like 11. I think it says 12 to 12, you know, but usually it runs into one or two in the morning. All the time, it just goes over.
41:40🔗
Adam
Now, don't you guys like I know that from doing enough of these things that if you go past they pick a time like midnight for the insurance, for the security, for the stage people, for all the lighting and the tech people, it's like, I don't know, something ridiculous. It's like five grand every 15 minutes or something once or maybe more once you pass a certain threshold. You guys must have to deal with that too, right?
42:06🔗
Caller
I mean, yeah, there's some times, but usually some of those places are run by like a union or something and they have to be like on the dot or that's my point.
42:15🔗
Adam
That's my point. I mean, if you guys are going midnight to midnight or I'm sorry, 12 to midnight and someone's running long and it's cost the meters running. I mean, it's thousands of dollars a minute. Aren't you just going to run out and pull the plug or or shoot somebody with a crossbow or something?
42:42🔗
Adam
Let me tell you. Let me tell you something. That's that is that's what Rock's all about. That's what Cypress Hill is all about. They don't care about the man. They don't care about the bottom line. They don't care about a buck. They care about the kids having a good time doing it, getting their money's worth. And if something happens, something happens, right, Drew?
43:20🔗
Cypress Hill
Yeah. I mean, now there's good food. There's like burritos and hot dogs and hamburgers and stuff.
43:29🔗
Adam
Let me, let me, I think we've tapped into something here, which is this is why this country kicks the ass of every other country in the world, which is when you go, ah, here's what I'm going to say. You go to the ballpark, you go to the, especially if you go to the racetrack or something, here's your choice, racetrack food. They do everything. They set the price, they set the quality, it's all that. So what do you get? You get a hot dog for seven bucks, it sucks, right? I mean, that's what you get. You get S food. You go to one of these things, and I've been to a bunch of them, and it's every man for themselves. It's, it's booze competing against each other. All of a sudden, you got some Philly cheesesteak, you got some jerk chicken, you got some catfish, you got some ribs, and it's reasonable, and it's good, and it's game on. And that's what this country is about.
44:17🔗
Adam
Yes. Yes. The ballpark, that's the communist. That's what you get. You get a long line and an $8 hot dog. Yes?
44:26🔗
Adam
That's right. Well, listen, I think my patriotic message is more important than a screwed up kiss. Sherry?
44:47🔗
Caller
Yeah. I take your advice, but I couldn't go to the hospital last night because I couldn't get a ride, but I had my old man come pick me up from school.
45:03🔗
Adam
Let me explain. Let me say something too. There's a little confusion about the old man versus the dad. The old man is the boyfriend.
45:22🔗
Drew
Anyway, so what did they do for you? Put you on some antibiotics? Some Keflex or something? Cipro? Keflex?
45:28🔗
Adam
This guy sounds like a delight, by the way. He's dating a 15-year-old who's slamming heroin.
46:15🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, that's something, that's something you can't try to stop doing. That's something you can choose to get treatment for and maybe hopefully it will stop. But it's not something you can control by yourself. That's just the nature of the condition. So get some treatment. Okay?
46:28🔗
Adam
Get some treatment. And drop the old man while you're at it. I can't. I know. He's a horrible criminal, believe me. You'll know. And believe me, and we hear this all the time, you'll be 25 or you'll be 30 or you'll be 40. And you might not be, actually, if you don't quit doing the dope. But you'll get older, you'll look back on this, and you'll realize what a creep this guy was.
46:59🔗
Adam
I know. We're going to take a little break. Cypress Hill here tonight, Smoke Out this Saturday. We'll be right back.
47:49🔗
Adam
Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Papa Roach in here tomorrow night, Cypress Hill. Tonight, Bobo and Sendog both here. B-Real, we hear, is getting closer to the studio.
48:05🔗
Adam
He should be here in time for the morning show. That's my prediction. Surprise guest on Kevin and Bean tomorrow. Perfect. B-Real. All right, the Sixth Annual Smokeout is what we're talking about. That's at the Orange Fairgrounds and that is this Saturday. And Lincoln Park's gonna be in here. They were in here the other night. And DMACC's gonna be there. And Pennywise, Pennywise, oh Pennywise. Pennywise has a pretty huge following. Oh, look who's here. Mr. Showbiz.
48:50🔗
Adam
All right, you know the beauty of this show. I know other shows would care. We don't care. And don't take that as a compliment necessarily. We're fine when the guests show. We're fine when they don't show. We're fine when they show halfway in the show. I don't know why that is. I look at this more me time, Drew. That's the way I look at it.
49:21🔗
Cypress Hill
It's great to see you guys, too, man. I almost didn't see you guys because, you know, I totally didn't know that you guys had moved.
49:42🔗
Adam
You went to the wrong studio? Yeah. Well, let me ask you, B, because I know I was just asking Bobo about this and they have a good answer. If the show is 12 to 12, right, what happens when you run over 12? Does it cost you thousands of dollars?
49:59🔗
Cypress Hill
Well, usually they give you a fine, but, you know, if you have a good relationship with them, you know, they might go easy, depending how much time that is. If it's like five, ten minutes, it's no big deal. But if you go like an hour, yeah, then they have to, you know, because it's union and everything. So right.
50:21🔗
Cypress Hill
Well, yeah, that this is the original place, which, you know, it's basically there's really no limit to how many we can fit because they'll still open it up. You know, if people come, it'll just keep getting wider. So I think on the third one, which was our biggest, you know, one with with the show was, I think, about sixty five thousand people.
50:46🔗
Cypress Hill
Yeah, somewhere around that mark. So, yeah, it's a we're going to see if we get a lot of people.
50:54🔗
Cypress Hill
We got to get a hundred this year, man. You know, you know, it's it's the West Coast Woodstock. Let's do it, baby. Come on.
51:14🔗
Cypress Hill
Well, you want to be there for the 10th. All right. Well, yeah, OK. That'll be all right.
51:20🔗
Adam
I got to go to Jimmy's birthday party this Saturday, by the way. He gets angry if you don't show up. I got to tell you something. You got to get him a nice gift. It's tough.
51:34🔗
Adam
You know what I'm going to do? I think I wish someone would do this for me. I did get someone to do this for me, but he's giving you a hint there, Drew. I want you know what I want? I want the beer of the month, the wine of the month, the coffee of the month. I want to sign up for a big of the month thing, right? It's a nice gift because instead of getting them some gift certificate that they lose or something crappy that they forget, every month you get a couple bottles of nice wine or you get a couple sacks of nice coffee all from different parts of the world and all that stuff. And I'm even thinking about just buying that for myself. But it's weird to buy yourself of the month stuff.
52:15🔗
Adam
That would be a great business. I get the feeling that the man would get involved with that.
52:33🔗
Adam
Later on, I'm going to tell you about my attack crows. Because this is something I really feel strongly about. Forget it. Just lose. I know you guys have to travel with some security. Forget about them. Lose them. I don't know what these guys cost. It got to be a couple grand a month, whatever. Attack crows. First off, you don't have to pay them anything. You just have to feed them. Number two, they never come in the building. They don't know sexual harassment. There's no trouble with them. They don't get drunk and urinate on a potted plant. They just sit out front of the building. That's it. They all just wait for you to come back out.
53:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, they do. There's like 15 of them. And they just circle around. You walk around. They're over your head. Any trouble? They just come down. And I don't care how big you are. I don't care if you're 12th degree black belt. Crows coming at your head. You're just a...
53:23🔗
Drew
You're flailing. The point when you came up with this idea we didn't know is that crows apparently are very smart birds.
53:30🔗
Adam
They're mean. They're just what you want in security. They got a beak. They got the talons. They fly. No 350 pound ex-football player, Blue's Neow could do that, right? And they're mean as hell. They're smart as hell. And you get a whole bunch of them. I mean there's abundance of these things. And I was saying like I want the police force to use these things too. Like there's a hostage situation. Get the attack crows. And they're expendable. So one takes a bullet. No big deal. We got tons of crows out here. Eat the crow. Just stuff it. Put on the mantle. Whatever you want. No tears shed if a crow dies, right? But mean as hell. And if you're a guy and you're holding a gun and you're standing in front of a bank, crows coming at you, like those North Hollywood bank robbers. They're spraying bullets everywhere. What a bunch of crows were coming at their head the whole time. You can't shoot a crow and they're all jumping on your head. All you can do is run when a crow's coming after you. And you have like 20 of them and they're all pawing it and you're going for the eyes. We could train crows to do this.
54:48🔗
Adam
Look, they can train eagles and hawks and stuff. They land on the guy's arm. They go fly around. They come back and land. You know, guys, you know, they have hawks at the airport. The guys train the hawks to keep the seagulls and pigeons away so they don't get sucked up into the jet engines. I could attract, I could, I could, I could teach crows to do my bidding. I could train them. Yes.
55:26🔗
Brianna.
55:32🔗
Caller
Like, when I was like four or so, like, bad stuff happened. I'm a pretty messed up person. Of course I'm calling the show. And some stuff has happened to me. Like, could that like affect your, like, girls-ness inside?
55:55🔗
Adam
Uncle? See, Mike Crowe could have stopped that. Guy pulls his pecker out and they go right for it. He's running with his pants around his ankles. Screaming for mercy.
56:06🔗
Caller
Like, um, like now, like when I'm with my boyfriend or anything, like nothing, like having sex and everything, like I don't know, like, I'm never orgasm or anything.
56:20🔗
Caller
Um, I don't know. Like, I blocked out a lot of memory, but I'll have, like, nightmares and stuff.
56:28🔗
Caller
Um, um, I don't remember. Like, I don't know if they're, like, memories or just, like, nightmares that I'm making up.
56:34🔗
Adam
Well, are you, are you sure something happened with you and your uncle at all? And the uncle?
56:49🔗
Adam
What, uh, what side of the family is he on? Dad's brother? Yes. I got nephews. I couldn't even imagine.
56:59🔗
Drew
Was he something wrong with him? Was he sick in some way? You don't know if he had neurological problems?
57:23🔗
Caller
Because they've like told my friends and stuff. And like my friends like told me and stuff.
57:32🔗
Drew
You might want to tell your mom by the way. It's possible she could help you with this stuff.
57:48🔗
Adam
Let me say this too. Sometimes kids don't tell their parents stuff because they just know it's like...
57:56🔗
Adam
Either how they're going to react or how they're not going to react. You know what I mean? Like, I get the feeling that Brianna's mom's a little bit of a case. Am I right, Brianna? And A, you could tell her this and she could just crumble because she's one of these people that's emotionally precariously balanced. Or B, she's just ineffective. Not going to be able to do anything. Or blame Brianna. Either way, Brianna, here's the thing. You need to not get pregnant.
58:40🔗
Adam
Here's why you need to not get pregnant. A, because you'll make a worse parent than one of my crows. A crow would actually be a better mother. Number one, at this point because you're a mess. And number two, you need to focus on yourself and get your stuff straight. And then when you have a kid, then all your attention turns to the kid. And the kid gets screwed up and you never get right. And it's all left up. You need to get some therapy, get some counseling, not get pregnant, not get any long term relationships. How's this guy with you? I don't trust him.
59:30🔗
Adam
Just cruise and model? Okay. Alright. So you're pragmatic. You got your head screwed on straight.
59:42🔗
Adam
I want to bang models. So I want to be involved with modeling that way. And I'm down with the cruise ship part.
59:50🔗
Adam
I'd say captain of the cruise ship and then just sort of bang models who are cruising. I'd say do that. Oh, I want to be in a band. And I want to play more than one instrument at the same time. I want to play the drums and the bass.
1:00:07🔗
Drew
Brianna, what happens when you're with your boyfriend now? He pulls that. You said you had some problem with how you felt with him when you were with him? Well, most 17-year-olds can't. And certainly not during sex. If he did during oral sex, maybe. But be that as it may, do you have feeling down there? It's not as though you're completely numb or anything like that.
1:01:23🔗
Drew
You need to alert somebody to what's happened. Maybe you can get some treatment for it. Having problems with sexual arousal would be normal. Even sexually abused, it's real common for people to go through periods of deprivation from sexuality, not being able to be sexual, and then becoming suddenly hypersexual. Some women, if there's any pain involved with the sexual abuse when they're as young as you were, will feel sort of cut off in the lower part of their body and have no arousal, no feeling.
1:01:59🔗
Adam
Are you going to high school? Get them grades up. You know, you got to have good grades. You want to be a model.
1:02:07🔗
Adam
You got to do heroin. That's right. I was confused. I was thinking archaeology. I got confused. You know, it's funny when you ask people what they want to do when they're like 15, they're like, well, what do you want to do? Receive oral sex. Cure cancer. And drink yu-hu. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's an honest answer. It's like, yeah, hey, me too. Sign me up. People don't, I guess, you know what people should say? What can you do? I think we should rephrase it from what you want to do to what can you do or what's society going to let you do? I think that's the one. Drew, you always knew, you knew you were going to be a doctor from what age?
1:03:01🔗
Adam
You ever think about it? You ever wonder? Like, hey, maybe I wasn't put here to do this.
1:03:16🔗
Drew
In fact, when I came back to it, I was like, okay, now this feels right now. It's like, okay, I'm doing this for me now kind of thing.
1:03:27🔗
Adam
Yeah. You just wonder, you know, you got the man telling you what to do or Cypress Hill over here, these people follow their dreams, you know, they're proud enough, they're strong enough, they're courageous enough to follow their muse, you know what I'm saying?
1:03:41🔗
Adam
Or lucky enough. It's not like your parents were in Cypress Hill 1 or anything, right?
1:03:48🔗
Adam
Not even war? No. Yeah. Let's just hear the horrible jobs that the guys from Cypress Hill's parents have started. Let's start with Bobo.
1:04:12🔗
Adam
Everybody started as something horrible, but like what, when your dad was, well how old are you, Bobo? We'll go with how old, when your dad was your age, at the age you are now, what was he doing?
1:04:35🔗
Caller
He had records. He had, that's how I followed like that. I thought I was going to say like, go to B, go to B. He'll have a better answer for you.
1:04:48🔗
Adam
He's following the man. Yeah. I thought you said like shot in jail, you know, short order cook, something good, you know? B-Real, come on now. Don't disappoint me.
1:05:02🔗
Cypress Hill
He was a pretty crazy guy. He was probably beating people up, collecting money.
1:05:12🔗
Cypress Hill
Could be. I don't know. You didn't know what he did? I know eventually he got into truck driving. How about that?
1:05:43🔗
Cypress Hill
Yeah, he was like the guy that, you know, would like stand in front of the plane with the things, you know.
1:05:47🔗
Cypress Hill
And then like, you know, he'd like empty the luggage and then clean all the, you know, stuff out of it. At LAX.
1:05:55🔗
Drew
I always wonder who that is. Because they're working their ass off out there all the time.
1:06:08🔗
Cypress Hill
He wanted to play congas, but I told him. That was Eric Bobo's job. He's like, Oh, Willie Bobo's kid. OK, I'll relax there. But if it was anybody else, my dad was going to chop him.
1:06:19🔗
Adam
I could see if showbiz didn't work out or whatever it is you wanted to do didn't work out. I could I could see settling in to a little groove at the airport and call it a life. I could easily do that. People you said you're not you're not a fireman, but you're not a cop. You know, you're sort of you're sort of in between a couple of roles. No one's got to beef with you. Probably make decent money because there's got to be some kind of union or some kind of something. There's a couple of little perks.
1:06:50🔗
Adam
Yeah, I mean, better better to be a pilot than the guy who's, you know, cleaning the head in the terminal. But still, I could I could see as you coast coast there. And it's not like, hey, bad news. They close the airport down. You're out of work. I mean, there's always always a gig, right?
1:07:07🔗
Drew
Well, no, they work for the you work for the airlines, don't you? Yeah, you work for the airlines to go down.
1:07:21🔗
Adam
But a decently crappy job. Not again. Not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for more to be real.
1:08:32🔗
Adam
Oh, you're calling from Washington State? I don't have any jurisdiction over there. I can barely get weenie roast tickets for me. Yeah, are you kidding?
1:08:48🔗
Caller
Anyway, I was going to say I'll make you a little bet. If you can get my Germany or Florida...
1:09:01🔗
Caller
Okay, a band of computer nerds created a pong game that has like a hand plate. They sit their hands on the plate. If they lose the pong ball on the screen, there's a wire they hooked up and whip them like their hands several times if they lose the ball.
1:09:24🔗
Adam
I don't know if this qualifies as Germany or Florida. It's a sort of human interest, but it's nobody having sex with a corpse.
1:09:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'm sorry Lydia. I know you're on hold for 62 minutes. To get that out. So sorry. That was a week, but hey Lydia? You should be going to bed now. You're 13, right? Yeah. Go to sleep.
1:09:59🔗
Adam
Good people though. Cypress Hill here tonight. And listen phone screeners, we got to get the Germany or Florida's. They got to be real questions. That was a little bizarre and a little bit convoluted. Yes? Thank you. Orange Fairgrounds is where the 6th annual smoke out is going to take place. That is this Saturday. And everybody who is somebody is going to be there. Lincoln Park is going to be there, DMX, Pennywise, of course, Cypress Hill and many, many others. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.
1:10:36🔗
Caller
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1:10:49🔗
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Papa Roach gonna be in here tomorrow night. Cypress Hill in here tonight, Send Dog and B-Real and Bobo. And the big six annual Cypress Hill Less Smokeout is what we're talking about at the Orange Fairgrounds, and that's going on this Saturday. Yes, yes. All right, let's get back to the phones and speak to Travis.
1:11:24🔗
Caller
Oh, I just broke up with my girlfriend a few days ago, and we've been going on for like, I don't know, like two and a half years, I think. And like I had to do it, like it was just, it was getting bad, she was getting way too jealous. Like I know I had to do it, like I understand that, but like I'm becoming depressed now, like, like anytime I'm alone, like I can't be alone. I've hooked up with like three other girls in the past, like three days.
1:11:48🔗
Cypress Hill
So what's the problem, dog? Personally, I'm glad you dumped her ass, now go have a good time.
1:12:04🔗
Cypress Hill
You dirty ass man, that's what it is, but you gotta feel good about that, go out there and knock it down. I don't know what you're bitching about, homeboy, you got the life.
1:12:13🔗
Adam
And how do you, by the way, see, that's it. If you dump somebody, you get to go out with momentum and nail three chicks in three nights. If they dump you, the women smell that stink of failure on you and you don't get anything. See how that works? Well, where are you meeting these girls, these new girls?
1:12:31🔗
Caller
Okay, you guys aren't, you're probably not gonna believe this, but two of them were actually identical twins and they came into my work one night. And whatever.
1:13:29🔗
Cypress Hill
All right, well. Hey, dog, so tell me more about the twins. Like, did you hammer them both at the same time or?
1:13:34🔗
Caller
No, it was by accident that I hooked up with the other one because I like I swear to God, man, I got I got them mixed up.
1:13:42🔗
Caller
And I like I was like I didn't have sex with them really, but like, you know, like I got with one of them. Like I literally got with the other one and she literally called me on it like a minute later. She was like, oh, so you're going to try to hook up with me now.
1:13:56🔗
Caller
No, I didn't. I've only I've only had sex with one girl, but like I've been really stupid about it. Like I don't want to get like a like a disease or anything that, you know, we'll say.
1:14:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, twins don't have diseases because they have that such a strong DNA code that it fights off any infection. Yes, Drew?
1:14:12🔗
Adam
Right. They, they, they, they team the disease. Hi, listen, Travis over here. He's just, he was with a chick for a long time. And this is what happens, by the way, if you stay with the same chick from like the 10th grade till a year after high school, then that, then you don't, and you know no other, it's real hard to break that spell. It's hard to get out of that. Yeah, you're sucked in. This is why you have to sort of, as hard as it is, you shouldn't have a relationship longer than eight months or a year when you're in high school.
1:14:44🔗
Adam
You stay, you know, you stay in for like four years or even, even Travis over there has been two and a half years. If they're the right two and a half years, like 16 to 18 and a half or 19, you're in. And then you just think about that person.
1:14:56🔗
Drew
The reality is there's almost no healthy relationship that should last more than eight months. It's just that in high school, you don't know how to terminate them. You don't know when they're over.
1:15:09🔗
Adam
Yeah, you gotta get me a note from the doctor. Drew says it's very unhealthy. I need to see other people. All right, that's Travis. He's getting, he's fine.
1:15:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, guys named Travis, they land on their feet. Guys named Bruce. Adam. All right, Adam, that's difficult. Yeah. Elizabeth?
1:15:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, hold on a second. You know what I was thinking about today? I was thinking about the office today. Like the number one guy's name, like if some guy's coming to kick your ass, right? He's like, somebody comes in and says, yeah, you know that chick you were diddling? Well, her boyfriend's in town from Oregon and he's pissed and he's looking for you. I say, okay, what's the number? Now, who are you scared of just by name or not? Like if the guy's name is Seth or Bruce, you're like, bring it on. He knows where to find me. Steve. Now, Steve's kind of a push. You never know. You should be scared of the Steves and the Daves. The number one name, it's a little bizarre, but Kimo. Yeah, a guy's name Kimo.
1:16:11🔗
Adam
You never had knew a guy named Kimo, huh? That's a scary name. You don't mess with a Kimo.
1:16:20🔗
Adam
You start laughing, you're scared you're gonna laugh so hard you're gonna hack up a lung and die, right? No. Yeah, Kimo. You don't know the name. Never heard Kimo, huh? It's like a Hawaiian name.
1:16:31🔗
Adam
Kimo's a scary guy. You can't hurt Kimo. He don't mind if you hate him. It just makes him more angry. You know what Kimo is, Bobo?
1:16:45🔗
Adam
No? Not Kimo, huh? You take a Jason before you take a guy named Turk. You know what I'm saying? To me, Kimo, top of the list. But if he's not even on your list anywhere, then he's nullified.
1:17:39🔗
Caller
Well, before that, yeah, I was like molested. Like, I don't know why this had happened so much to me. I don't know, but.
1:18:08🔗
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1:18:12🔗
Caller
Like I hadn't talked to anyone about it for like, like the longest time. It's been like six, seven years now. And I had just talked about it with my boyfriend. And at the beginning of our relationship, we've been going about for a year and a half now. And it's like, I'm totally, I'm so insecure. And he wants to know if I should, he's saying that I should get counseling for it.
1:18:42🔗
Drew
The sexual abuse is the main thing. What set it all up that made you sort of freeze in response to that kind of victimization. That's those earlier experiences that set that up.
1:18:51🔗
Adam
It's always, there's always that weird part in the relationship that always inevitably comes, like you're watching some movie, your girlfriend starts crying and you're like, what's up? And they're like, my grandfather, he touched me. It's that part where you just want to run out of the room and just keep going down the street with your crows. I mean, I feel bad for you and everything, but it's like, oh jeez, what the hell? I'm 19, I don't know what to do.
1:19:24🔗
Adam
Oh, better yet, 17. He doesn't know what the hell's going on. Okay, now listen, Elizabeth. You were victimized, you were molested growing up. And then when you get molested growing up, it just, it makes you into a victim later on in life. It's very sad, but that's the way it works. So you should, and then what ends up happening is some event happens later on, like for you in the sixth grade, and you want to correct that event. But the event you need to correct is not only that event, but you need to work on all the events that came before it that led to that event.
1:19:59🔗
Drew
Well, what usually happens after the rape later in adolescence and teen years is people get a post-traumatic stress disorder. It's like something was lying dormant from the original abuse, then the new victimization rekindles all this, and now they're having panic attacks, now they're having flashbacks.
1:20:17🔗
Adam
Is wise beyond his years. Got a question for Cypress Hill. Waukeen, what is it? Is that Waukeen?
1:20:40🔗
Adam
Waukeen, by the way, that's one of those names you want to steer clear to. It's your boyfriend, Waukeen, he's coming after you. It's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going home. What's up, Jenna?
1:20:54🔗
I was hoping for a bit of advice. I have made like a major decision that I'm not going to.
1:21:06🔗
Adam
Hold on one second. Now, let me just say what the screen says, Drew, just for kicks. 17-year-old Waukeen wants to know from the band, how's your national paintball team going?
1:21:25🔗
Adam
That's what's happened. Hold on a second there, Jenna. I see Jenna's down on four. If we go to four, we'll get Waukeen in a pivotal paintball question.
1:21:34🔗
Yes, very important.
1:21:42🔗
Caller
Just want to ask us how Cypress Hill or Stone Assassins did in the National Paintball League?
1:21:50🔗
Cypress Hill
We did better on this tournament than we did the last. We were one game away from going into the semifinals or whatever, or Sunday, whatever, to go to the finals.
1:22:06🔗
Cypress Hill
It's pretty much a fast-paced game. You've got a bunch of air bunkers on both sides, and they're identical except for maybe the one in the middle. You break to those spaces, try to get the better spaces.
1:22:23🔗
Cypress Hill
Well, depending on the league. In the league, we play at seven, but in other leagues, it's like five and ten, and sometimes three. It just depends.
1:22:33🔗
Adam
You guys all... Okay, so you've got a flag on your end, and then you've got a flag on their end, and someone blows a whistle, and everyone starts running to try to get advantage points and cover, and then you start putting a strategy together.
1:22:44🔗
Cypress Hill
Yeah, you put a strategy together to take out as many guys as you can, if not all of them, and then you push up the field and grab their flag and bring it back to your post.
1:22:55🔗
Cypress Hill
No, you can't. Well, they haven't had anything like that. No, it's all, you know, the bunkers are so close, you can basically yell across to the other guy. It's a little inconvenient to have to yell, but, you know, it's a part of the game.
1:23:10🔗
Cypress Hill
Well, they do it in open fields, you know, like sometimes they'll go up to some peoples, like a farm or some kind of big spread. Like the last one we just did was in Miami.
1:23:30🔗
Cypress Hill
Yeah, I got a few bruises. I've been doing it for about eight months. The team's been together about eight months, so we've just been having fun. That's where I came back from, actually, a couple days ago, from Miami.
1:23:41🔗
Adam
And let me tell you, you get an adrenaline rush like you've never seen before. When that whistle blows, people are shooting at you. All of a sudden you're running, you're doing cartwheels and this stuff, you're on your elbows, you're diving under stuff.
1:23:57🔗
Cypress Hill
It's a fun game. It's therapy. Like some people, they have golf as their therapy or tennis or whatever. This is the same thing, you know?
1:24:07🔗
Cypress Hill
Well, no, I mean, you know, some people don't have the skill to golf. Some people have the skill to shoot.
1:24:22🔗
Adam
I don't know, first off, your adrenaline couldn't get pumping any harder and I just wonder if there's a difference between a guy shooting a paintball and a guy shooting an M16 in terms of your adrenaline.
1:24:33🔗
Cypress Hill
There would be because you know death is on the line on one gun and the other one you know the guy is just going to be stinging for a while.
1:24:52🔗
Drew
No, I don't mean you couldn't use paintballs to do it, but you'd be so trained that it might not bother you more. You see what I'm saying?
1:25:02🔗
Adam
But here's my theory beside my Tacros and my shotgun beer and then later on paintball karaoke.
1:25:13🔗
Adam
Of course it is. I'm working on it. Don't worry. Here's the thing. Here we're talking about these people, they get their legs bitten off by a bull shark and they tell you, I felt a little tugging. Meanwhile, I'm getting out of bed and I kick the corner of the mattress frame and I'm incapacitated for a few days, right? Excruciating pain, right? Now, how come the leg coming off is a little tugging and me stubbing my big toes, excruciating? I actually feel like, I think you hit certain thresholds in life. I think, I don't think you can, there's certain moments when I think your heart's pumping as fast as it's going to pump, your adrenaline's going as much as it's going to go, and that's it. You're right. Whether it's Viet Cong chasing you or some drunken ex-cop. You know what I'm saying? This is an intense business.
1:26:01🔗
Cypress Hill
It's a very intense game. If you ever want to come play, man, we play at this place called California Paintball Park. I'll take on all comers, man.
1:26:12🔗
Cypress Hill
Yeah, you know, we might do a little Cypress Hill Paintball event when our record comes out sometime next year. So, you know, we'll invite you guys to come play.
1:26:25🔗
Cypress Hill
Hey, you know, it's one sport for all ages. You see old dudes and young kids playing in there. Everybody gets shot up the same. Chicks, too.
1:26:45🔗
Cypress Hill
They get a shot in the ass. Shot in the ass. I shot some girl in the ass a couple tournaments back. Yeah, she got her revenge.
1:26:58🔗
Adam
They do not. They don't know from Chicano. They don't know from female or male. Gay or straight.
1:27:34🔗
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Cypress Hill here tonight, Papa Roach here tomorrow night. Sixth Annual Smokeout taking place at the Orange Fairgrounds this Saturday, noon to midnight and possibly beyond. Do not miss the extravaganza known as the Smokeout. All right, Megan is here. Megan is 19. Megan?
1:28:00🔗
Yes.
1:28:07🔗
When I was younger, I grew to be about five to seven by the time I was 11. And my mother would fly me to places like Paris and I would walk runways. And when by the time I was 14, I wasn't growing anymore. And I gained a lot of weight when I started my period. And suddenly, well, I've lost it all now. And I've actually gotten back into it and I enjoy it more. But I just-
1:28:36🔗
Modeling.
1:28:37🔗
Adam
Okay, good. All right, so when you were 11, here's the whole thing. Oh, here's a couple of things. Don't these Frenchies and Europeans, I thought, oh, Europeans are the most beautiful woman in the world. Don't they got their own goddamn chicks over there? Why do we gotta export our hot chicks? You know what I mean? When I'm in charge and my crows are in charge, we're not gonna let hot chicks leave the country this way.
1:29:02🔗
Caller
I was not a hot chick. I was not a hot chick. I was just tall and thin. Not like, you wouldn't like me, Adam.
1:29:10🔗
Adam
Okay, but there's no spindly chicks over in France? That is always weird that they gotta fly them in, you know?
1:29:21🔗
Adam
Well, maybe they're too sane. All right, so Megan, your mom sounds a little nutty taking her fifth grader and flying her out there.
1:29:39🔗
Caller
Well, my dad also, he's not very screwed up at all and they have a good marriage or whatever and he went to Yale and now he's a doctor and my boyfriend also goes to like an Ivy League school and I just have, I just want to be like them, but I'm not and I'm just very, what's the word? I'm not very confident with men. I don't like to show my body just, well, when I was younger, my mother wouldn't feed me either a lot because she wanted this for me so bad and I just, I cannot have sex with my boyfriend. I mean, we do, but I hate it and I want, I never had the opportunity. My parents never, I go to college, but not like the ones I wanted to. I wanted to go to Brown, but I, you know, I never got to and I just like, I'm wasting my life.
1:30:53🔗
Adam
Yeah, look at it this way. At least you just have a eating disorder. Your poor brother's gay. Oh, yeah, he is, yeah. This kind of mom turns a kid gay. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. What's his name, Neil?
1:31:19🔗
Adam
He may be gay. He doesn't bring it. You're not going to see his girlfriend this Thanksgiving when he comes home.
1:31:27🔗
Adam
That's right. I want you to meet my traveling companion, Sarge. That's what you're going to get. Sarge, yes. Sarge. Always worried when you have traveling companions. That's always a bad sign.
1:31:44🔗
Adam
All right. So here's what you need to do. And listen, all you people whose parents you can't cut loose when they're horrible parents. Don't blame everything on your parents. Just take care of your eating disorder. That's the number one thing to focus on. And all the other things will fall into place. Or at least let's take your life in order of big to small and most dangerous to least.
1:32:06🔗
Caller
Well, yeah. Well, I just like out of everyone on the show, like Dr. Drew is the one I would most want to sleep with.
1:32:19🔗
Caller
But I mean, those kind of guys are, of course, not well, except for my boyfriend is not interested in me because I.
1:32:35🔗
Drew
But see, here's the deal. She has taken on so much of her mom's stuff that she has to find somebody just like her dad. Exactly. And her dad is a doctor and went to a library school and stuff. I did. And so, there you go.
1:33:02🔗
Drew
Individual therapy, lots of it. Don't worry about blaming people for where you are in your life right now. Take advantage of where you are. Take care of yourself. Go ahead and do the schooling where you are.
1:33:56🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. Yeah, that's the show. Papa Roach in here tomorrow night. Cypress Hill, God bless.
1:34:22🔗
Adam
All right, Papa Road, tomorrow night, smoke out on Saturday, everybody at the Orange Fairgrounds. Everyone's going to be at Lincoln Park, DMX, Pennywise, don't miss it. And best of luck. And we'll see you guys before the seventh or if a paintball battle breaks out.
1:34:53🔗
Caller
This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.