Wednesday, June 13, 2001

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there in New York again tonight. All right. Great radio.

1:23🔗 Drew Hell, hey, listen, I was shocked that you were there more than three minutes before the show started.

1:29🔗 Adam I was here four and a half minutes before the show started.

1:32🔗 Drew Hot shot. To what do we attribute this honor?

1:35🔗 Adam I don't know. Dr. Drew's a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Addiction medicine. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. I am going to have a Drift or Kill Anderson one day and it's going to be the best day of my life. Drew, how did Tricky, our guest tonight, by the way, blow back, is the name of the new CD. It has been some time since Tricky's put out a CD, but he's feeling good about this one and it's out June 26. So that's coming up in a couple of weeks. But Drew, how did 48 Hours go?

2:14🔗 Drew Well, did you have an informant about that too?

2:16🔗 Adam No.

2:17🔗 Drew Yeah, it went very well. Ben Stiller's mom and I had a renewed love affair.

2:22🔗 Adam Really? Yeah. I didn't know you had an old one. I didn't know there was anything to rekindle.

2:27🔗 Drew Well, I was four. Anyway, go ahead.

2:28🔗 Adam It went good? When's it going to air?

2:30🔗 Drew It's going to be, irony of ironies, the lead in show to the premiere of Big Brother on July 5.

2:36🔗 Adam Oh, good times.

2:37🔗 Drew All right.

2:38🔗 Adam You'll be back in here tomorrow.

2:40🔗 Drew Absolutely.

2:41🔗 Adam All right. Well, let's talk to Tricky for a second who's, like I said, been put this CD out. Well, it will be out in a couple of weeks, like I said, has been had a little layoff. What were you doing during the layoff?

2:54🔗 Tricky To sire, I didn't do much traveling.

2:57🔗 Adam Traveling, playing, touring?

2:58🔗 Tricky No, I never had a record deal, to be honest.

3:01🔗 Adam Just screwing around traveling?

3:02🔗 Tricky No, I never had a record deal, so I never had no work.

3:05🔗 Adam So what were you doing when you're traveling?

3:07🔗 Tricky No, I wasn't even traveling, I never had no work, so I wasn't doing anything.

3:10🔗 Adam You just sat home?

3:11🔗 Tricky I was looking for a job.

3:12🔗 Adam Are you in Bristol or are you in Los Angeles?

3:15🔗 Tricky New Jersey.

3:16🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

3:17🔗 Tricky That's the brother city to Bristol.

3:18🔗 Adam That's probably somewhere in between Bristol and Los Angeles. You like it there? Is it a little bit of a culture shock from Bristol to New Jersey?

3:28🔗 Tricky Yeah, it's really different. I live in the middle of the woods. I grew up in a city, but I live in the middle of the woods, there's nothing there.

3:35🔗 Adam Really? What's a normal day for Tricky when Tricky's not out pushing records?

3:42🔗 Drew Can I just say, though, first, Adam, it was a swing and a miss in every one of your statements. You know what I said? Even to the point of trying to dig into how different New Jersey is than Bristol thinking urban New Jersey.

3:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, all right. I'm not Creskin here, jackass. Trying to do an interview for Christ's sake. You know, the beauty of Loveline is not only do we not do all that chicken-ass pre-interviews, but we barely read the bios here.

4:08🔗 Drew Read them.

4:09🔗 Adam Thank you. This is organic. This happens in real time. So you live in the middle of nowhere in New Jersey?

4:15🔗 Tricky Yeah.

4:17🔗 Adam You have power and water, right?

4:19🔗 Tricky Yeah, yeah. I have, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant a different kind of power, didn't I?

4:23🔗 Adam No. No. You have a recording studio in your house?

4:26🔗 Tricky Yeah. In my kind of... It's next to my, like, TV room.

4:30🔗 Adam Right. So you can get your work done at home?

4:32🔗 Tricky Yeah. I can get my server on there.

4:34🔗 Adam And what do you do? Did you do this album there?

4:37🔗 Tricky Yeah. I then brought it to LA and did some tracking there and stuff.

4:41🔗 Adam So you sort of laid out a scratch track or sort of a template, and then you came out here and recorded it?

4:46🔗 Tricky Yeah. Yeah.

4:47🔗 Adam And you're going to be... Tricky is going to be at the Palace, I think, coming up soon, but he's not exactly sure when. Friday. Ah, Friday.

4:53🔗 Tricky Yeah, I think it's Friday, yeah.

4:55🔗 Adam All right. So the Palace in Los Angeles on Friday. The album comes out on the 26th. And Drew? You ready to rock here?

5:03🔗 Drew Indeed I am. Let's go.

5:04🔗 Adam All right. Let's talk to Heidi, who's 19. Heidi?

5:07🔗 Hi.

5:07🔗 Adam Hey.

5:09🔗 What's going on?

5:10🔗 Adam What's your question?

5:11🔗 Um, I want to know, like, how I can get my boyfriend to go down on me.

5:17🔗 Adam He's not doing it?

5:18🔗 No. He's never done it before. Are you doing it?

5:21🔗 Tricky Honey on your vagina.

5:23🔗 Adam Have you, have you, yeah, or spilled some beer down there? Have you, have you asked him to do it?

5:28🔗 Well, I don't want to, like, be like, you know, lick me. Come on, you know, I just.

5:32🔗 Adam Right.

5:32🔗 Drew Do you do that for him?

5:34🔗 Huh? Yeah. I mean, we'll do everything but that. I mean, he'll finger me, he'll have sex with me, but he won't go down.

5:39🔗 Drew You do that for him. Is that right?

5:41🔗 Yeah.

5:42🔗 Drew All right. So why don't you say to him, hey, look, I do this for you. It's not fair. How about we turn to the favor?

5:47🔗 Adam Well, nobody wants to ask.

5:48🔗 I mean, I don't, like...

5:50🔗 Drew You should ask him.

5:51🔗 Like, if he feels weird about it, I don't know if he'll feel weird about it or not, you know?

5:56🔗 Adam Well, how... Some guys basically look at going down on a woman like taking out the garbage, which is they won't do it until their mom asks them to. You know what I mean? Somebody has to get on them a little bit.

6:08🔗 Yeah.

6:09🔗 Adam And he's slid into his comfort zone. You've been going out for six months?

6:13🔗 Yeah.

6:14🔗 Adam And he's never done it once?

6:15🔗 No.

6:17🔗 Adam So he probably, now it's probably weird. Like he's probably scared to do it.

6:22🔗 Yeah.

6:22🔗 Adam How old is he?

6:23🔗 Nineteen.

6:24🔗 Adam Has he been with many women?

6:26🔗 He's been with two.

6:27🔗 Adam Right. So he has a limited amount of experience.

6:30🔗 Yeah.

6:31🔗 Adam And have you ever talk about it?

6:32🔗 Drew Is it something he finds unpleasant?

6:36🔗 I don't know. We don't talk about it. We just do.

6:40🔗 Adam Is he religious?

6:41🔗 No.

6:42🔗 Adam No. So there's nothing really culturally preventing him from doing it?

6:46🔗 No.

6:47🔗 Adam Okay. Well, just tell him to do it. All right. I mean, you really can't dance around it anymore.

6:53🔗 All right.

6:53🔗 Adam Tell him you're going to enjoy it. And don't, but don't say, I love it when all the other guys do it. Why don't you start doing it? This is what always gives me an orgasm.

7:03🔗 But like, what if he thinks, I mean, what if he like thinks it's going to taste weird or something? I don't know.

7:09🔗 Adam All right, well then dump him. I mean, it's kind of a catch-22 which is, if he can't handle it, good. Good riddance. Right?

7:19🔗 Yeah.

7:19🔗 Adam Yeah, it's time for him to grow up.

7:21🔗 All right.

7:21🔗 Adam Does he drink a lot of soda, eat a lot of sweets?

7:25🔗 No.

7:26🔗 Adam He drinks beer?

7:27🔗 No.

7:27🔗 Adam What's he do?

7:28🔗 He smokes a lot of pop.

7:30🔗 Adam All right.

7:30🔗 Tricky You light yourself up.

7:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Take a big bong load and blow it out of your vagina and see if you can come in. And I don't know. Guys, listen, you got to do this. Women will not ask you, but they will certainly expect it.

7:47🔗 Drew And how unpleasant for her. It's like, oh, maybe you think it's going to taste funny or be weird. Well, yeah.

7:51🔗 Adam Yeah. So what?

7:53🔗 Drew So what? Right.

7:53🔗 Adam Gary?

7:54🔗 Yeah.

7:55🔗 Adam You're 18?

7:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

7:56🔗 Adam What's up?

7:57🔗 Caller I've actually been thinking about getting my penis pierced.

8:00🔗 Tricky Don't do it.

8:00🔗 Caller Huh?

8:01🔗 Tricky Don't do it.

8:02🔗 Caller Don't?

8:02🔗 Tricky No.

8:03🔗 Adam Have you had yours pierced?

8:04🔗 Tricky No, I don't think I'll do that.

8:05🔗 Adam No, I don't think I'd do it either.

8:07🔗 Tricky I don't think you need to do that. Why do you need to have your penis pierced, man?

8:10🔗 Caller Huh?

8:10🔗 Tricky Why do you want your penis pierced?

8:11🔗 Caller I don't know. Ever since I was like 15, I've been wanting to do it. And I'm really into piercings. And I was just wondering if there's like any side effect to that.

8:19🔗 Adam What kind of piercing do you want to get down there?

8:21🔗 It's called an ampullite.

8:24🔗 Adam How does that work?

8:26🔗 It's right between the head and the shaft.

8:28🔗 Tricky What's it called?

8:29🔗 Adam Ampullite?

8:30🔗 Tricky Sounds too close to Maphrodite to me. I wouldn't bother.

8:34🔗 Drew Ampullang, isn't it?

8:35🔗 I'm actually not sure on the pronunciation.

8:37🔗 Adam Well, listen, if you can't pronounce it, you can't put it through your penis. That's what my grandmother always used to tell me.

8:43🔗 Drew I just think maybe we ought to be taking a different tack with this, because every time I explain what the potential dangers are, it seems to just go right past them. What do you think, Gary, could possibly happen with that?

8:52🔗 Well, I've actually heard that it could cause early impotency.

8:56🔗 Drew I've never actually seen that, but it makes sense that it could do that kind of thing. We actually have had a couple of calls where people claim their parents' penis didn't work quite as well with it.

9:02🔗 What else?

9:03🔗 That's about it. That's all I've really heard from it.

9:05🔗 Adam Well, let me just make sure I know what the procedure is. You go right through the side of the penis, right? You go right through the urethra?

9:13🔗 I'm actually not sure.

9:15🔗 I haven't looked into it that much.

9:17🔗 Drew Why research something like that, Adam? It's just a spear through my penis.

9:22🔗 Adam You don't sweat the details, do you, Gary?

9:24🔗 Not really.

9:25🔗 Drew But, Gary, anytime you're putting a foreign body into your soft tissue, you can get infection and you can get bleeding. And they can be very serious.

9:33🔗 Adam All right. And you're labeled to really hurt your boyfriend's ass with that thing. Okay? All right, Gary. Give it a little thought, would you? All right. All right. Really, the whole... I've said this before, Drew, I spend the better part of every day trying to keep sharp things away from my penis. Sure. That's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of when I go to bed. I sleep on my stomach because I'm scared someone's going to poke me in the penis with something sharp. I couldn't imagine volunteering to have a barbell put through my penis and no anesthetic.

10:10🔗 Tricky No, I wouldn't do it myself first. I didn't see that.

10:12🔗 Adam Travis?

10:13🔗 Hey, what's up, guys?

10:14🔗 Adam You're 18.

10:16🔗 Caller I just want to say I'm a huge Tricky fan and I've heard previews of your new album, man, and it's incredible, it's great.

10:21🔗 Tricky Thank you.

10:23🔗 Caller I just wanted to ask you, out of all the songs and remixes and stuff that you've worked on over the last five or six years since you've been doing your solo thing, out of all those songs that you haven't released, that you haven't been able to put out, are there any that you wish you had?

10:37🔗 Tricky A Piggie Smalls remix. Oh really? Hymnitize, yeah, a few years back.

10:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:42🔗 Tricky And I don't think it ever got released. Cool.

10:45🔗 Caller Well yeah, that would have sounded great, bro.

10:48🔗 Adam Are you going to get the new CD when it comes out, Travis?

10:51🔗 Caller Yeah, definitely. I've already heard a lot of previews and a lot of the, like MTV's doing this whole thing where they're previewing the whole album and it just sounds amazing.

10:58🔗 Adam Well, I think we're going to hear a couple of tracks off it tonight, right, Tricky?

11:02🔗 Tricky Yeah, yeah.

11:03🔗 Adam Alright, so keep listening, Travis.

11:05🔗 Caller Cool, thanks a lot, man. And Tricky, it's awesome, man. Good luck this year with everything you're doing.

11:08🔗 Tricky Thank you, Travis.

11:09🔗 Caller Take it easy.

11:10🔗 Adam Take care, Travis. Drew, let's talk to Lance, who's 25.

11:14🔗 Tricky Is that someone from Hollywood Records, then?

11:15🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

11:16🔗 Adam Nope.

11:17🔗 Tricky Trap is from Hollywood Records.

11:19🔗 Adam Lance, you're 25. What's up?

11:20🔗 Caller Yeah, what's going on, guys? Hey, what's up, Tricky?

11:23🔗 Tricky How you going, Lance?

11:24🔗 Caller Great, it's an honor, guys. Drew, you're really somebody I look up to.

11:28🔗 Drew Thanks, Lance.

11:28🔗 Caller It's a real honor to get on here.

11:30🔗 Adam Wake up. What are you, Drew?

11:31🔗 Caller Come here.

11:32🔗 Adam Yeah, I know you're there. Go ahead.

11:34🔗 Caller All right. I'm a proud member of Alcoholics Anonymous. I've been in and out of the program for about two years, and I had seven and a half months this last time around, but I had a relapse on Ambien, so I have two weeks now since then. My situation is-

11:51🔗 Adam Ambien the sleeping pill?

11:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:54🔗 Adam What were you into though? Booze before?

11:56🔗 Caller Yeah. Booze primarily, but I've done pretty much everything under the sun.

12:00🔗 Adam Yeah. Go ahead, Drew.

12:02🔗 Drew You know what normally takes people out after about eight to twelve months? Either depression or a relationship.

12:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:08🔗 Drew Which was it for you?

12:09🔗 Caller Well, when I first got in the program, I was in a relationship and it was a real sort of love-addicted relationship that I had to walk away from. And since I got out of it, that was when I had my seven and a half months. But then I got a wild hair two weeks ago and took a lot of Ambien. I took one actually and I started tripping out on it, and it started to almost black out and then I thought this is really fun. Let's take two. Yeah.

12:36🔗 Drew Good times.

12:36🔗 Adam That's that good anic gene you got there. Couldn't it just went to bed?

12:41🔗 Drew So what's the question, Lance?

12:42🔗 Caller My question is, I have been having problems with developing crushes on people in my AA group. And I've gotten involved in some sexual entanglements with some of them. It's really, I don't know, it's like a roadblock in my recovery. And I can't seem to like stop developing these crushes with people.

13:02🔗 Caller Was your mom the alcoholic?

13:04🔗 Caller No, actually my dad was a heavy drinker. And two of my older brothers are alcoholics.

13:09🔗 Drew Your mom wasn't also perhaps?

13:11🔗 Caller No.

13:11🔗 Adam So you go to how many meetings a week?

13:14🔗 Caller I averaged at least one meeting a day, sometimes two or three.

13:18🔗 Adam A day?

13:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:19🔗 Drew That's good. Yeah, he's got to do that.

13:21🔗 Adam Really?

13:22🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

13:22🔗 Adam Jesus Christ, you got to quit your job to go to those meetings?

13:25🔗 Drew No, it's a cop, please.

13:26🔗 Caller You got to find a way to fit him in.

13:27🔗 Drew Adam, think about the time you spent masturbating and napping. Just take half of that and go to a meeting.

13:31🔗 Adam How dare you? How did you know I was masturbating? Oh, you meant in general. Okay. Hey, but there's a lot of good looking women in these groups, right?

13:42🔗 Caller Well, I'm gay. It's a gay group.

13:44🔗 Adam No. Oh, look, if they have gay groups, look, don't take this the wrong way, but anytime you take a bunch of gay guys together, it turns into an orgy. It's really not fair. It's not fair to us straight people. Of course, you see, you got a whole bunch of places, a big place, like a big church or something.

14:04🔗 Caller No, we have our own building.

14:05🔗 Adam And how many guys at each meeting?

14:07🔗 Caller Oh, man, the, like, the evening meeting, like the after work meeting, they're like maybe 120.

14:12🔗 Adam Oh, Sodom and Gomorrah.

14:14🔗 Tricky So do you go out to meet boys?

14:17🔗 Caller I can't say that that wasn't a reason the first time.

14:20🔗 Drew Lance, you gotta go to SA. You got a little sex addict in you.

14:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:25🔗 Drew I mean, you are a sex addict.

14:26🔗 Tricky Well, man, you ain't got problems with the ambience.

14:28🔗 Adam Wait till he goes to the gay SA meeting. He's really gonna score.

14:31🔗 Caller I have to say wait for that, actually, because my ex goes to that group and I can't go there.

14:36🔗 Drew To SA?

14:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:38🔗 Caller There's a gay SAA group.

14:39🔗 Adam Well, okay, why?

14:40🔗 Drew What about getting a therapist, then?

14:41🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Why do you gotta go to a gay group? Why don't you go to a straight AA group and then the SA?

14:46🔗 Caller For me, that's safer to go to a straight group, so.

14:48🔗 Adam Yeah, start going to a straight AA group, all right?

14:53🔗 Caller Yeah, it's just tough, cause like all my friends go to the gay group.

14:57🔗 Drew Yeah, but, Lance, Why is this a hangout?

14:58🔗 Tricky It sounds like it's a hangout or something.

14:59🔗 Drew Yeah, you need to find a different quality of relationship. You're into your old patterns of relating and fusing with people. You need to have better boundaries. You need to have relationships without all that romantic crap.

15:09🔗 Tricky You need to have a life.

15:11🔗 Drew Well, but I think going to a straight group is a great idea. I think getting a therapist, if you can't go to SA, would be a very helpful thing for you also.

15:18🔗 Adam Oh, imagine the scoring that's going on in these gay AA groups. A bunch of wounded gay guys there, looking for comfort. And Drew, it's all guys. You understand that concept?

15:30🔗 Drew Yeah, Adam, you're getting a little turned on, it seems like.

15:32🔗 Adam I'm just saying, I don't think it's fair, those gays. It's too easy for them. Imagine, you're trying to pick up another guy. That's done.

15:42🔗 Drew Yeah, it almost, pickup doesn't even apply.

15:43🔗 Adam No. Jeremy?

15:45🔗 Drew Rub-up.

15:46🔗 Yeah.

15:46🔗 Adam You're 17, what's up?

15:48🔗 Caller Yeah, I recently had something come up on my penis and I was trying to figure out what it was. The thing that's coming up in my mind most is like, could be herpes. I was wondering if herpes simplex type 1 and type 2 both look the same.

16:07🔗 Drew Yep.

16:08🔗 Caller They do?

16:09🔗 Drew They both, canker sores basically. They both look exactly the same. They both occur on your skin, in your mouth, on your genitals.

16:16🔗 Adam Did you put your penis somewhere?

16:19🔗 Caller But that was the thing. It wasn't. It's been a while since I've had sex.

16:23🔗 Adam Right.

16:23🔗 Drew Did you put it in somebody's mouth?

16:25🔗 Caller Um, no.

16:27🔗 Adam It's funny. We're talking about his penis like it's not attached to him. Where's your penis now? Under the car seat?

16:33🔗 Caller Yeah, maybe.

16:34🔗 Adam Go out and get it and put it on the phone.

16:37🔗 Caller No, I was also wondering, like, with, I guess, all sexually transmitted diseases, is there like a delay period?

16:45🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, not all of them, but usually. Herpes can be up to about two, three weeks sometimes.

16:51🔗 Adam When's the last time you put your penis somewhere?

16:53🔗 Caller This was a couple months ago. No.

16:58🔗 Drew What do you got? Describe what's going on.

17:00🔗 Caller The best thing I can describe it as is it sort of looks like a skin rash. It sort of looks like a rash, but it's really small. It's isolated in one spot.

17:12🔗 Drew Maybe it is a rash.

17:14🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Jeremy, we're going to hang up on you because you won't turn down whatever's in the background, all right? Okay. Good luck with the penis, though, right?

17:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:23🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Drew, should he have it looked at when he has whatever he has on it?

17:27🔗 Drew Yes, please.

17:28🔗 Adam Sabrina? You're 37. You're on with Tricky.

17:32🔗 Caller Hi. I want to know if my 16-year-old daughter is normal.

17:37🔗 Adam Are you her mom?

17:38🔗 Yes.

17:39🔗 Adam No. She is not normal.

17:40🔗 Caller Thank you.

17:42🔗 Bye. No, she doesn't have, you know, she doesn't go out ever.

17:48🔗 Caller She doesn't have a lot of friends. She has like one since the fourth grade. Nobody calls our house. Nobody comes over.

17:57🔗 I mean, I guess.

17:58🔗 Drew God, count your blessings, Sabrina.

18:00🔗 Caller Well, that's, that's what my, I asked one another person and they said you should be glad that she likes to be with you and stays home and, you know, and then I thought, then I was thinking, you know, but it might not be normal.

18:12🔗 Tricky She could be in clubs taking ecstasy and stuff.

18:14🔗 Adam That's right.

18:15🔗 Drew She might need some help sort of getting out there a little bit, sort of.

18:18🔗 Caller Well, she is shy and we try, you know, Mally, do you want to go this? Do you want to do this?

18:22🔗 And she's like, no, no, no, no, no.

18:24🔗 Adam Is she listening now?

18:25🔗 No.

18:27🔗 Caller I get home and there would be a gun pointed at me.

18:31🔗 Adam Where is she now?

18:32🔗 She's at home.

18:33🔗 Adam Oh, well, where are you?

18:35🔗 I'm sitting in my car at the Arco.

18:37🔗 Adam Sweet. I wish my mom would take this kind of interest in my social life. Hey, Sabrina?

18:44🔗 Yes.

18:45🔗 Adam Is she a big gal?

18:47🔗 Caller No, she is not at all.

18:49🔗 She's really cute.

18:51🔗 Adam Really attractive, huh?

18:52🔗 Not really attractive.

18:53🔗 Caller She's really cute.

18:55🔗 Adam I see. I guess there's a big difference there. Yeah, maybe she's a lesbian.

19:00🔗 I've asked her.

19:01🔗 Caller She says no.

19:02🔗 Adam Yeah, well, what do you expect? Of course she's going to say no.

19:06🔗 Caller She says, I like to spend time with you, mom.

19:08🔗 You're fun.

19:09🔗 Tricky She's a lesbian because she didn't go out to dance.

19:11🔗 Drew I don't know.

19:12🔗 Adam I'm just trying to scare her.

19:13🔗 Drew Maybe your job is to get her out there and help her practice a little bit in the world. The practicing is very important and sort of cut that tether with time, but get her out there a little bit and help her get out there.

19:24🔗 Adam She goes to school, right?

19:26🔗 Yes.

19:26🔗 Adam Not homeschooled?

19:28🔗 No, not scary homeschooling.

19:30🔗 Adam All right. And is she involved with any things at school?

19:33🔗 No, no sports, nothing.

19:36🔗 Adam Not interested.

19:36🔗 Drew Where are you calling from?

19:38🔗 Caller I live in Washington state.

19:39🔗 Drew Yeah. Okay. Where?

19:41🔗 We live on the island.

19:44🔗 Drew Is that maybe why she's isolated? No one there?

19:47🔗 No, no.

19:48🔗 We live in a subdivision.

19:49🔗 Caller We have neighbors.

19:50🔗 There's a clubhouse.

19:51🔗 There's a pool there.

19:52🔗 Everyone wants to go there.

19:55🔗 Drew Is she depressed?

19:57🔗 Caller No.

19:57🔗 Actually, she's not.

19:58🔗 Caller And I'm very keenly aware of depression, symptoms of.

20:02🔗 Adam All right. Is she a good student?

20:04🔗 Caller On a roll. All right.

20:06🔗 Adam So she's going to go off to college in a couple of years?

20:08🔗 Caller She wants to go to Stanford and be a forensic pathologist.

20:11🔗 Adam No, pathologist.

20:13🔗 Drew That's perfect. She'll be by herself in a microscope.

20:15🔗 Adam Creepy. Yeah. Necrophilia. Hey, Sabrina.

20:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:21🔗 Adam It sounds like she's just an introvert. Believe me, listen to the show. You should be counting your blessings.

20:27🔗 Caller I listen to the show every night and, you know, half the time I think she's fine. And I think, well, maybe.

20:32🔗 Adam No, she's fine. She's not she's not strung out on junk. Her hymen still intact. She loves her mommy. She's a good student. She's going off to Stanford to study corpses. That's fine.

20:43🔗 Caller I mean, it's just because at her age, I was so different.

20:46🔗 Adam Well, yeah, you were slutting around.

20:48🔗 No, no, not slutting around.

20:50🔗 Caller Definitely not.

20:51🔗 Adam Hoeing around. Sorry. Where's where's where's the husband? Where's that? Where's that?

20:56🔗 Caller Right now.

20:57🔗 Adam You guys are still together?

20:58🔗 Caller Oh, happily married, just lovingly 16 years.

21:02🔗 Drew Are there other children?

21:03🔗 We have a two year old.

21:06🔗 Caller I mean, they just absolutely love each other.

21:08🔗 Adam All right. And you don't try to force some kind of bizarre religion up her tokes or anything like that?

21:14🔗 Caller Now we have absolutely no religious belief.

21:17🔗 Adam All right. Well, Mama, everything everything checks out. Atheist. Everything's working. Count your blessings. She'll be fine. Well, I mean, what is it? There's certain people are just kind of introverts, right?

21:32🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

21:33🔗 Tricky I think it's bad and going to clubs taking access. You know, she sounds cool.

21:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:37🔗 Drew Fine.

21:38🔗 Adam Drew, you sound smart and you should hope your daughter wants to stay home and hang on to your wife's little apron strings when she's 16. Yeah. No such luck. Believe me, it ain't going to work that way. Finn.

21:52🔗 Yeah, it's me.

21:53🔗 Adam Finn, you're 25. What's up?

21:55🔗 Caller Hey, first of all, I just wanted to talk to Tricky. Tricky, man, I totally dig your stuff, man. It's like, really influential when I was coming up. I listened to you since way back when, you know, when you were starting out with Massive Attack, totally bomb.

22:10🔗 Tricky Thank you, man.

22:11🔗 Caller Yeah, totally. What I wanted to know is how you got your start, how you got, how you guys first got started, because it was such like original music. I want to know how you finally got somebody to listen to it.

22:22🔗 Tricky My first record, I kind of printed like 200 copies and sent them to radio stations in England. And then I was real lucky. I got a record deal back four months afterwards. I think that's quite unusual. So I was really just in the right time, in the right place. I was real, real lucky.

22:39🔗 Caller Yeah. That's bomb, man. Man, I just think like you guys totally change music. It's totally like an evolution of the whole scene. I'm currently personally myself in a music group. We combine like African drumming and polyrhythms with electronica. We have like a bass player and guitar and vocals. And I know you're interested in new talent. And I thought that this is something you might really dig on. So I thought maybe like off the air I could get an address. I could send you a CD or give you my website so you could check it out. It's wave bomb music. It's like, it's very, very much influenced by you. I've been listening to like Massive Attack, Bjork, and you since, you know, I was like coming up 17, 18 years old.

23:18🔗 Adam Hey Finn?

23:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:20🔗 Adam I'll tell you what, if you put a couple of joints in the envelope with the demo tape, Tricky will give it a listen, alright?

23:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:27🔗 Adam I'll put you on hold. If he wants to give you the address off the air, he'll do it.

23:31🔗 Caller Thanks a lot, man. That's totally bomb.

23:33🔗 Tricky Thank you, man. Wicked.

23:35🔗 Adam Take care, Finn.

23:35🔗 Caller Alright. Thank you.

23:36🔗 Tricky Alright.

23:37🔗 Adam Tricky is here. We're going to hear something off Blowback, which is the new CD, which will be out June 26. We'll do that when we come back.

23:47🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

23:49🔗 Adam We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. He's over there in New York tonight. He'll be back tomorrow night, but he can see the computer screen and he's all caught up, right, Drew?

24:31🔗 That's right.

24:32🔗 Adam Tricky is our guest tonight. Blowback is the name of the CD, out June 26th, The Palace on Friday, out here in Los Angeles. We're gonna hear something off the CD right after we take this call. Nina?

24:44🔗 Hi.

24:44🔗 Adam Hey, you're 26.

24:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:47🔗 Adam What's up?

24:47🔗 Caller Well, about four days ago, my husband and I had anal sex, and I was laying on my right side, and ever since then, the base of my back on the right side has been really hurting. It's been cramping up. I'm wondering if this is something I should get checked out or will it just kind of pass?

25:03🔗 Drew No, you need to get it checked out.

25:05🔗 Adam Maybe it will pass. Maybe there's something up in there. Right.

25:08🔗 Drew I'm obsessed. A colon refers to the back. Right. So it means there's some.

25:13🔗 Adam What do you mean a colon refers to the back?

25:17🔗 Drew Just because you're having pain in one place doesn't mean that's where the injury is. That like if, for instance, if you get a pain, your diaphragm gets injured, your shoulder hurts. So your body doesn't know where it's supposed to hurt. It just crosses its wires at times. And one of the things that causes back pain is problems in the colon. And you had your colon violated. And God knows what he did there.

25:39🔗 Adam Your colon must be very upset.

25:42🔗 Drew Yes.

25:42🔗 Caller It's been cramping pretty bad.

25:44🔗 Adam Yeah. You're lucky it's still speaking to you.

25:46🔗 Drew You could have. God knows what you did.

25:48🔗 Caller We've been doing it for a while, but this is the first time that's ever happened.

25:51🔗 Tricky You're supposed to bite a pillow when you do that.

25:54🔗 Caller What was that?

25:55🔗 Tricky You need to bite a pillow. It's called pillow biting.

25:58🔗 Drew You need to see a doctor, though. You're really doing it. It can be all kinds of things. To speculate is virtually impossible. Somebody's got to take a look.

26:06🔗 Adam What did she tell the doctor?

26:08🔗 Drew Tell the truth.

26:09🔗 Adam Husband corn-holing me. We do it all the time, but this time there's pain involved.

26:15🔗 Caller Right.

26:16🔗 Adam Use a lubricant?

26:17🔗 Caller Well, yeah, of course.

26:19🔗 Adam Well, I don't know.

26:20🔗 Caller Well, this is the first time we did that position, which is why I was asking if-

26:26🔗 Adam I see.

26:27🔗 Drew So you did it on the right side? You were on your right side?

26:29🔗 Caller I was on my right side.

26:31🔗 Adam What's your normal position?

26:35🔗 Caller On all fours.

26:37🔗 Adam What happened? You got a little lazy?

26:39🔗 Caller No, I just wanted to try something different, I guess.

26:42🔗 Adam And you guys have been engaging in this for a while without any problems, right?

26:47🔗 Caller Right.

26:48🔗 Drew Does this do something for you?

26:50🔗 Caller Actually, yeah. I like it a lot better than regular six.

26:54🔗 Adam Oh, really?

26:55🔗 Caller Yeah. Regular six to me is boring. This is the only thing that's really exciting for me.

27:00🔗 Adam Wow. Bored of regular sex.

27:03🔗 Caller Well, I never really had that pie of the sex drive. And just afterwards, I get this incredible rush, which I guess is what is exciting about it.

27:15🔗 Drew Afterwards?

27:16🔗 Caller Yeah, afterwards.

27:18🔗 Adam Everything going good in life?

27:20🔗 Caller Yeah, okay. Yeah?

27:22🔗 Drew One of the ways that people get their sort of arousal system burned out is by being physically or sexually abused when they were younger. Did something like that happen to you?

27:31🔗 Caller No, I was more neglected. I was never abused. I mean, not that I can remember, but yeah, my shrink said I was severely neglected.

27:42🔗 Adam All right.

27:43🔗 Caller So yeah.

27:43🔗 Adam All right. You have any kids?

27:45🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a daughter.

27:47🔗 Adam All right.

27:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:48🔗 Adam Okay. Just don't let her catch you.

27:50🔗 Caller Oh, no, don't worry.

27:51🔗 Adam Yeah, because then she'll be in therapy with you.

27:53🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Probably. She probably needs it by now. Okay.

27:57🔗 Adam All right. Go to the doctor. Tell them you slipped and landed on a mop handle or something.

28:03🔗 Drew The the angle of the colon is all screwed up when you go on the right side. On the left side, like when we're doing sigmoids and things like that, that's we have people on their left side because that gives us a clearer shot up.

28:13🔗 Adam Oh, really?

28:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:14🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. See, I'm left-handed. That wouldn't be good for me because when I get my sigmoid, I want my left hand free, you know, in case I got to throw a big hook or an uppercut or grab the guy by the, you know, the throat.

28:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:27🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Hey, Nina?

28:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:31🔗 Adam Hey, good times though, right?

28:32🔗 Caller Ah, great times. Yeah, all right. All right, it's all worth it, I guess.

28:35🔗 Adam All right, well, should, Drew, she can't give it a few days, see what, how it feels?

28:39🔗 Drew I would, I would get it checked out.

28:41🔗 Adam Throw the doctor?

28:41🔗 Drew You can even have ruptures. That can be serious.

28:43🔗 Adam How do they, how do they check it out?

28:46🔗 Drew I think she'll need a sigmonoscopy.

28:48🔗 Adam And what is that exactly?

28:50🔗 Drew It's a, it's a scope. It's a fiber optic scope, about the size of your middle finger goes up about three feet.

28:56🔗 Adam Really? Why that, three feet?

29:00🔗 Drew Well, I mean, generally, you get all the way through the sigmoid. And then the descending colon.

29:04🔗 Adam And why that wide? It seems like they could get that thing a little thinner.

29:09🔗 Drew Because you have to be able to pass biopsy forceps through it and that kind of thing.

29:13🔗 Caller Oh, really?

29:14🔗 Adam You mean like those long things you feed in there with the claw on it?

29:18🔗 Drew Yeah, but it's tiny, a tiny little claw that pops out.

29:21🔗 Adam And you grease that thing up, right? Any anesthetic?

29:25🔗 Drew You seem very preoccupied about the lubrication issue.

29:27🔗 Adam Well I would like the thing, anything that goes up my ass needs to be lubed, as you know. I mean that's my policy, there's a sticker on my van that indicates that.

29:36🔗 Drew Yeah, you've always said that.

29:37🔗 Adam And is there any kind of anesthetic?

29:41🔗 Drew No.

29:41🔗 Adam No?

29:42🔗 Drew No.

29:42🔗 Adam Why not? So it hurts. Yeah, why not a little?

29:45🔗 Caller So it hurts a lot, does it?

29:47🔗 Adam Does it hurt?

29:47🔗 Drew Not that bad.

29:48🔗 Adam How about a little anesthetic?

29:50🔗 Drew Alright, for you Adam, yes.

29:51🔗 Adam Yeah, just rub some coke on my ass or something, just something to numb it up just a bit.

29:56🔗 Drew Good times.

29:57🔗 Adam I'll take a little anal freeze before you work that sigma scope up there. Alright, let's hear something from Tricky, how about it? Alright. Alright, this is off the CD blowback. And Anderson, you cute up there buddy? This one is called Evolution Revolution Love. That is Tricky. Blowback is the name of the CD out on the 26th of this month, and you can also find him at the Palace coming up this Friday, everybody. Let's see if we can take one more call before we go to break. Erica?

34:26🔗 Yeah?

34:27🔗 Adam You're 23?

34:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:28🔗 Adam What's the matter?

34:29🔗 Caller Okay, I contracted chlamydia from this guy, and I told him he got tested, and his came out negative. I was wondering if that was normal.

34:39🔗 Drew Are you sure it's chlamydia you got?

34:41🔗 Caller Yes. Well, you know, my doctor told me it was chlamydia.

34:43🔗 Drew Because sometimes you can get tubal infections that kind of appear like chlamydia, or they'll cover you for chlamydia just to take that possibility away, when in fact it's just a bacteria from your genital tract that gets up into the tubes.

34:57🔗 Caller Oh, really?

34:58🔗 Drew Yeah. Was it a tubal infection?

35:00🔗 Caller No, no. They didn't say that. I mean, I didn't really ask. And they told me it was chlamydia. I was just in shock when they told me that.

35:07🔗 Drew How did they come up with that?

35:09🔗 Caller They took a test.

35:11🔗 Drew Why were they testing? Why were they testing?

35:13🔗 Caller I get paranoia about things like that, so I went in.

35:17🔗 Adam And you weren't having any problems, huh?

35:20🔗 Caller I was, but I kept telling her about it, and she was saying it's normal, you know, like just cramping. And I usually never got cramping before.

35:29🔗 Drew Did that go away since you were treated for the infection?

35:31🔗 Caller Um, yeah, actually it did. It's mild now, but I, you know.

35:36🔗 Drew Alright, so maybe it was some other form of, I mean these tests are not 100% accurate, and they're only, they're actually less accurate in a situation where the probability of infection is low. So either maybe his was inaccurate, maybe yours was inaccurate, whatever the case. It's a pretty simple treatment these days, so both of you get treated, and that's that.

35:54🔗 Adam Who's the guy?

35:57🔗 Caller My kid's dad.

35:59🔗 Adam Oh really? You guys are broken up?

36:01🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

36:03🔗 Adam He's on a little maintenance?

36:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:08🔗 Adam Why are you guys broken up?

36:10🔗 Caller He's a drug addict and an alcoholic.

36:14🔗 Adam Well, that's that.

36:15🔗 Caller I'm tired of it, yeah.

36:16🔗 Drew Here's the thing about drug addicts and alcoholics, they lie all the time. Yeah, so who knows what his doctor told him?

36:23🔗 Caller Well, I saw the paper and it was negative.

36:27🔗 Adam Well, so should he be treated then, Drew?

36:29🔗 Drew Yeah, they both should be treated.

36:30🔗 Caller Yeah, he got treated. He took his medicine and I remember they gave him. I just thought it was weird that it came out negative and one was positive.

36:38🔗 Adam All right. So how's your kid doing?

36:40🔗 Caller Oh, good.

36:40🔗 Caller All right.

36:43🔗 Adam Well, why don't you forget about this guy?

36:46🔗 Caller Oh, that's what I'm doing now. I'm trying to do that. Good.

36:49🔗 Adam Do that.

36:50🔗 Caller It's hard forgetting about your kid's dad, but I'm doing it.

36:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but the guy's a drug addict.

36:54🔗 Caller Yeah, I haven't seen him for four months, so that's good for me.

36:58🔗 Adam That's pretty good.

36:59🔗 Caller But I'm seeing a psychiatrist and helping me because it was really bad for me. Great.

37:03🔗 Adam All right, baby. How you doing?

37:05🔗 Caller I'm talking to you guys. Nice to hear your voices.

37:07🔗 Adam Hey, take care of yourself, Erica.

37:09🔗 Caller That's funny, entertaining. Thanks.

37:11🔗 Adam Take care of that kid of yours.

37:12🔗 Caller Okay, thank you.

37:13🔗 Adam All right.

37:14🔗 Drew Yeah, I want to mention that drdrew.com got rebuilt. There's a relaunch of the site. It's a completely redone site. It's really pretty cool. So if people have any other questions or looking for information, that's all there at drdrew.com.

37:27🔗 Adam All right. Are you going to give them those condoms? You promised them?

37:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:32🔗 Adam Well, that didn't sound very encouraging.

37:34🔗 Drew That whole thing was such a mess. That was such a mess.

37:37🔗 Adam Well, you should have never said you're going to give them out.

37:40🔗 Drew Hey, we gave out like half a million or something.

37:42🔗 Adam All right. But that was to one horny guy. You got all those other people who want them.

37:47🔗 Drew We ran out of money to be able to distribute them.

37:49🔗 Adam All right. So you kids can go on drdrew.com and get all this information and stop calling this goddamn show.

37:56🔗 Drew That's right.

37:56🔗 Adam All right.

37:57🔗 Drew Lay off, Adam.

37:57🔗 Adam You're doing great work, Drew. Tricky is here tonight. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, Drew, who are we going to talk to?

38:04🔗 Drew I thought we'd talk to number Joe on Line 6.

38:07🔗 Adam Yeah. What's his problem?

38:09🔗 Drew When his girlfriend has an orgasm, it hurts her really bad.

38:12🔗 Adam All right. That sounds good. After this.

38:16🔗 Loveline.

38:17🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

38:19🔗 We'll be right back.

38:50🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. He's in New York. Tricky is our guest tonight. Blowback is the name of the CD. Out the 26th of June and at the Palace Friday night for you people in the LA area. Joe?

39:06🔗 Caller Yeah, hello?

39:06🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

39:08🔗 Caller All right.

39:10🔗 Adam Girlfriend has an orgasm and it hurts her.

39:12🔗 Caller Yeah, it's really strange. We're trying to figure out during normal courses, everything's fine. And whenever she actually starts to come up to the peak of the orgasm, she literally just barrels out in pain. Like the other day, she literally broke down and started crying after like what she got like that. And we don't know what the hell is bringing it on. It's really, really quite strange.

39:31🔗 Tricky You sure she wants sex with you? Hmm? You sure she wants sex with you? She's crying when you're having sex with her. Perhaps she don't want sex with you.

39:39🔗 Drew And I like the way Joe approaches it. We're going to figure this out. What the hell's going on here? You got to fix this woman.

39:45🔗 Adam We're going to get to the bottom of her vagina if it's the last thing we do.

39:49🔗 Drew It's one of these projects again.

39:51🔗 Adam I sent a recon team in there. They radioed back. They're halfway up the left fallopian tube. By nightfall, they should bivouac in the cervix.

40:01🔗 Drew With Joe's attitude, there's no way of knowing what's going on. Because I'm sure as soon as it happened, he was like, what the hell is this? We got to do something about this.

40:08🔗 Caller I've never seen a girl actually like breaking the pain at. Like, it was like she was actually hurting by it.

40:13🔗 Adam Oh, leave Joe alone, though. Drew is concerned for his mate and for his ego. Joe?

40:19🔗 Caller I'm not so much my ego.

40:20🔗 Adam Okay, Joe, we're just having some fun at your expense. This is during intercourse, right?

40:26🔗 Caller During any time when she comes through an orgasm. I mean, we try several different approaches at this. And every time she starts getting towards that point, she just actually breaks out in like real physical pain. Like, she actually, like, all over, almost ready to cry. I don't understand what the hell could possibly be bringing it on.

40:41🔗 Adam During oral sex, too?

40:43🔗 Caller During anything. Whenever she gets to that point, it's just like she turns into sudden pain.

40:47🔗 Adam So, yes, yes, during oral sex, yes?

40:50🔗 Caller Yes, basically, yeah.

40:52🔗 Adam Well, what do you mean, basically?

40:53🔗 Caller Well, yes, during oral sex, yes, during anything. Like, any way of bringing her to a point of orgasm, and she just goes into pain.

41:00🔗 Adam What about when she's, quiet down there, Drew, what about when she's alone?

41:04🔗 Caller Um, I have no idea. I've never really asked her about that portion of it.

41:09🔗 Adam Wouldn't that be, but wouldn't that be a good question to ask?

41:12🔗 Caller Yeah, I'd escape me.

41:14🔗 Adam All right. I mean, if, because you're not that interested in that part of it, because you're not there. But I mean, if she's masturbating, do you think she still has that pain?

41:24🔗 Caller Um, I don't think she actually gets to the point of the orgasm, like, during that point of the, I actually asked her if she ever experienced it, like, towards that, like, an orgasm on her own, like, she said she never actually gets to that point. She always, because she lives in a crowded house, she never gets time alone, like, I guess. But it's like, I just don't...

41:38🔗 Drew No bathrooms, Adam.

41:42🔗 Adam I think, uh, has she ever been abused?

41:45🔗 Caller Um, she was assaulted a year ago by someone, but that was about it, that's what I know of.

41:49🔗 Drew Has she actually had an orgasm with you or not?

41:53🔗 Caller No, every time she starts up into it, like, she can tell.

41:55🔗 Drew You see?

41:56🔗 Tricky Yeah.

41:58🔗 Drew Okay. Please, Adam, will you go with me on this one?

42:00🔗 Tricky So basically, it's about you.

42:01🔗 Drew Right.

42:02🔗 Tricky You got to make your girl, you got to...

42:04🔗 Drew Yeah, who knows what she's experiencing because as soon as she starts withdrawing and crying, you're like, what the hell is this? We got to get to the bottom of this.

42:11🔗 Caller I stop. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I mean, I'm not going to get...

42:13🔗 Drew Yeah, relax, Joe, relax. She's got some experience, and she's telling you it's pain. It may not even be that.

42:19🔗 Adam I mean, it may be an... She It may be an emotional event, Joe.

42:23🔗 Caller You really rolled out crying like the other day, literally afterward.

42:25🔗 Adam I know, but let me explain something, Joe.

42:27🔗 Drew I'm starting to cry here. Just listen to Joe.

42:29🔗 Adam Here's the deal, Joe. Men cry with physical pain, and women cry with mental, psychological, emotional pain. So women will cry all the time. I mean, they watch soap operas. They cry their ass off. So there's something emotional that's going on. Now, you're interpreting her crying with a physical pain, and there may be some physical pain there, but there's probably an emotional side to this that you're sort of ignoring and not getting to the bottom of. So I think...

42:59🔗 Caller I'm also trying to ignore it. It's like whenever I ask her, she doesn't say anything about it. She's like, oh, it's nothing. It just hurts.

43:05🔗 Adam What happened? What happened with her assault?

43:08🔗 Caller Some, like, a guy, she was seeing her brother went after her and took her down and raped her.

43:16🔗 Drew There we go. There we go.

43:17🔗 Adam Joe, that's...

43:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I know. I know. It's probably linked to that, but I was trying to think of it. Is there any way we can get her around this or try to help her get through this? I mean, it's been a year and she's okay with it.

43:26🔗 Drew Can we get on with this orgasm? Adam, come on. Let's go.

43:28🔗 Adam Well, I think if you juice her up with enough wine coolers and demerol, you can probably work around this.

43:35🔗 Caller You know, drink or smoke, dude, so that's out.

43:37🔗 Adam Oh, all right.

43:38🔗 Drew Joe, she probably was... We would suspect that something happened to her before this recent rape.

43:42🔗 Adam Yes.

43:43🔗 Drew And this recent rape is a big deal, a huge deal.

43:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:47🔗 Drew And God knows she would take many, many months of dealing with that before there's any probability that she could have an open and comfortable relationship with her.

43:55🔗 Tricky Yeah, you should just leave her alone, man.

43:57🔗 Drew Get her into a group, a rape recovery group.

44:00🔗 Adam I don't believe Joe was intentionally being a prick, but this is what women complain about when it comes to men.

44:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:07🔗 Adam Joe over here is treating this like he blew a head gasket in a Chevelle, and he's got to get to the bottom of it. Meanwhile, this woman is brutally raped less than a year ago by some guy. Obviously, this is connected, and Joe's thing is, is let's just patch it up and push Drew.

44:27🔗 Drew Yeah, let's get on with it.

44:28🔗 Tricky He's not very sensitive, Joe.

44:30🔗 Adam The ten times we brought it up, he just kind of kept steamrolling.

44:34🔗 Tricky Joe, leave her alone. Move away from the area. Leave her alone. Let her find someone nice.

44:38🔗 Drew I got this about him when he first started talking.

44:40🔗 Adam And Drew, Drew is right. Joe, you got to just be for her. Give her, you know, give her some of that cuddling and all that other nonsense. What do you got here, Drew?

44:48🔗 Drew Ooh, I think my phone's disconnected here.

44:50🔗 Adam All right. Well, then I'll go to line three and talk to Denise. Denise?

44:55🔗 Caller Hello?

44:56🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

44:58🔗 Caller Well, I just wondered because I've had sex once before.

45:01🔗 Adam Yeah, right?

45:02🔗 Caller It was my first time. And since then, I haven't had sex. And I was... I had barely turned 16. And I have recently masturbated, and I have before. And I just wanted to know that, like, if I'll be, like, loose, I guess you can say if I ever end up with another guy.

45:22🔗 Adam For masturbating?

45:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:24🔗 Adam Are you using a bowling pin?

45:26🔗 Caller No.

45:27🔗 Adam No. You're just using your finger?

45:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:30🔗 Adam All right. Well, how do you figure you're gonna loosen yourself up with your finger?

45:34🔗 Caller I don't know.

45:34🔗 Adam Well, what about a tampon? Wouldn't that make you lose?

45:37🔗 No.

45:39🔗 Adam Why not?

45:40🔗 Caller Because they're not wide enough.

45:41🔗 Adam And what do you... But you're just using your finger, right?

45:44🔗 Caller Right.

45:45🔗 Tricky How many fingers?

45:46🔗 Caller One.

45:47🔗 Adam Okay. So you do the math there, Denise.

45:50🔗 Drew Just understand that part of your body is designed to accommodate the head of a baby and recoil back towards normal.

45:57🔗 Caller Okay.

45:58🔗 Adam Right?

45:59🔗 Caller Right.

45:59🔗 Adam All right. So is your finger bigger than the head of a baby?

46:03🔗 Caller No.

46:03🔗 Tricky So you could have some babies in.

46:05🔗 Caller All right.

46:05🔗 Adam And when you say the head of the baby, you don't mean being pushed up in there, Drew. You mean coming out, right?

46:10🔗 Drew I mean, yeah. One coming from above. Yeah.

46:13🔗 Adam I was confused. I didn't know if someone was doing something with a baby's head to her vagina or you were actually talking about the birth process.

46:20🔗 Drew The birth process.

46:21🔗 Adam I see. Well, you really have to clarify that next time.

46:25🔗 Drew Yes. You're right, Adam.

46:26🔗 Adam All right. Tricky is our... And not only the baby's head, but the baby's arm and leg and ass too, right?

46:31🔗 Drew This and the shoulders.

46:33🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. You do hear about the baby head all the time, but what about them shoulders?

46:38🔗 Drew Well, the shoulders would hang up. That's what gets to be the big problem. Seriously, it's called a shoulder distortion that can hang up there.

46:45🔗 Adam Oh, my God. My God. All right. Good time. Yeah. We're going to take ourselves a break. Tricky is our guest tonight. Drew is over there in New York. We'll have more calls from you when we come back.

47:00🔗 Love Line will be right back. So get your problems ready. Ready.

47:43🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew coming from New York tonight. He'll be back in the studio tomorrow night. And speaking of in the studio, Tricky is here tonight. Blowback is the name of the CD, out June 26th, also gonna be at the Palace tomorrow, I'm sorry, Friday night, and then New York, Europe, and Japan. So he is making the rounds, and we will go back to the phones and speak to Bridget. Bridget?

48:16🔗 Caller Hi.

48:16🔗 Adam Hey, you're 21, what's up?

48:18🔗 Caller Um, not much. When I ever get asked out or something, I feel like I have to say yes. I can't say no.

48:30🔗 Adam Yeah, I wish I had met you when I was in high school.

48:34🔗 Drew Or even someone like you.

48:36🔗 Adam Yeah, even a distant relative. And so you're going out with guys you're not that interested in?

48:42🔗 Caller Well, like usually I don't get asked out that much. I, you know, because I know I can't say no. So I think I try not to get asked out. But like every so often it happens.

48:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:52🔗 Drew You know, guys kind of have this problem too. Men are not sort of skilled at saying no. Is it just you haven't had enough experience and letting someone down, learning how to turn some away, that sort of thing?

49:03🔗 Caller Maybe.

49:05🔗 Adam Um, is your, how's your self esteem?

49:08🔗 Caller Um, I think of myself okay.

49:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

49:11🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm a little overweight and.

49:13🔗 Drew So why can't you say no?

49:15🔗 Caller I, I don't know.

49:16🔗 Tricky Get some mace.

49:18🔗 Adam Get some mace. How about, uh, I mean, but have you ever had a boyfriend?

49:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:24🔗 Caller Yeah. Sometimes I get in a relationship because I couldn't say no and then I'm in a relationship and.

49:29🔗 Adam But why, why do you go into every, you know, maybe you're just going into everything with that attitude. I mean, maybe you ought to open yourself up a little bit. Maybe you like some of these guys.

49:40🔗 Drew Well, maybe you need some practice at saying no too. I mean, you can.

49:46🔗 Adam Let's try. Let's see if we can, if we can do a little role playing.

49:48🔗 Drew Really? Start with something easy like Adam.

49:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Where, where, where do you meet these guys?

49:53🔗 Drew At school.

49:54🔗 Adam Uh-huh. Where do you go?

49:56🔗 Caller Um, university.

49:57🔗 Adam All right. So, uh, let's just say, uh, it's lunchtime, okay?

50:02🔗 Caller Okay.

50:03🔗 Adam And, uh, I get a sandwich and I, uh, I sidle up next to you at the cafeteria.

50:09🔗 Tricky What sort of sandwich is it?

50:10🔗 Adam Um, Liverwurst. Do they still have that, Drew?

50:14🔗 Drew Bratwurst.

50:15🔗 Adam Bratwurst. Bridget. Yeah, it's Adam. I sit behind you in the, uh, poly-sci class. Big teeth, nappy hair.

50:23🔗 Caller Oh, oh, yeah.

50:24🔗 Adam Breathe through my mouth. You know that guy. A lot of hair on the ass.

50:28🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember you.

50:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, boy, I'll tell you, I'll tell you that, uh, that Tomb Raider movie really looks like a blockbuster, don't it?

50:37🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

50:38🔗 Adam No, no, no, no. See, there's your problem right there. You see, you can nip these things in the bud. A guy will usually lay down a few sort of, he'll chum the water a little bit before he actually puts the gaff in it. So you can say, no, I don't like that movie. That's not my cup of tea. Not interested in that.

51:00🔗 Caller I don't go to movies.

51:01🔗 Adam Right.

51:02🔗 Tricky Or you could just mace him in the face.

51:04🔗 Adam Or you could mace him. But let me keep going here. Yeah, Tomb Raider movie is coming out. What do you think? Interested in seeing that?

51:12🔗 Caller Oh, no way.

51:13🔗 Adam No way, huh? Yeah.

51:15🔗 Tricky Why not?

51:16🔗 Adam There's some other movies out there, though. You never know. With these big cineplexes now, you can see just about anything. What about we get together on Saturday and go see what we can see?

51:28🔗 Tricky Too long. Way too long.

51:30🔗 Drew Yeah. And by the way, you would be too happy with the Oh No Way, because that gave the guy a little bit too much hope right there. Oh.

51:36🔗 Adam Start, you know, what you can do is you can start working in an imaginary boyfriend.

51:41🔗 Drew And they'll be okay. Listen, you're not going to destroy them by turning them down. Guys have to get used to this and many of them are very used to it. All right? It's not going to be painful for them. It's not going to be a disaster.

51:52🔗 Adam When was your last boyfriend?

51:56🔗 Caller Two years ago. Yeah.

52:00🔗 Drew I don't know.

52:01🔗 Adam Maybe it's you, Bridget.

52:02🔗 Caller Well, like in that boyfriend, I was only able to break up. Like, I had to leave a message on his voicemail to break up with him.

52:11🔗 Drew You should have broken up a lot sooner than you did, right?

52:13🔗 Caller Probably, yes.

52:14🔗 Drew Probably never gone out with him in the first place?

52:16🔗 Caller Probably, yes.

52:17🔗 Adam Yeah, but I'm kind of wondering with Bridget. Maybe she's just not open to anything, even if the right guy came along. I mean, what if the right guy came your way?

52:25🔗 Caller Maybe the guy I have a crush on.

52:28🔗 Adam Right, but he's got a girlfriend, though?

52:32🔗 Caller Well, he's my TA, so I don't, you know.

52:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you find yourself getting crushes on sort of unrealistic guys?

52:42🔗 Caller Not like celebrities a lot, but like, but guys, I guess, that wouldn't be good for me, or?

52:46🔗 Adam Yeah. Why don't you, instead of working the angle of not being able to say no, why don't you sort of work the angle of why is it that you're not able to engage in a relationship? Because that seems to be more where the answer is. All right, baby. A little something to toss and turn about tonight. Tiffany?

53:08🔗 Caller Hi.

53:09🔗 Adam Hey, you're 16, what's up?

53:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:12🔗 Caller My uncle, he's a little bit older than me. He's been with me like seven years. And whenever he's in my room or whatever, he's staying with us right now because he doesn't have a place to stay.

53:22🔗 Caller And so he's staying with us.

53:23🔗 Caller And he'll be around me and he'll like rub on my arms like so gentle and tickle me and I'm like, no, no, no, don't do that. And he's like, well, you never like it when I do that and I don't know, it's kind of weird.

53:34🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy behavior.

53:38🔗 Drew Did you say he was loaded when he does this?

53:40🔗 Caller What?

53:41🔗 Drew Did you say he was loaded when he does this?

53:43🔗 Caller No, he can't do any of that stuff right now because he's on probation.

53:46🔗 Adam Yeah. You know the sad irony of people who need a place to crash out? They're the last people in the world you want crashing out with you.

53:54🔗 Tricky Yeah, you should be in a room. Right.

53:57🔗 Adam The people you want staying at your place have their own places.

54:00🔗 Caller Exactly.

54:01🔗 Adam Yeah. And whose brother is this?

54:04🔗 Caller My dad.

54:05🔗 Adam And how's your dad?

54:07🔗 Caller My dad's good.

54:08🔗 Adam He's just got the crazy drug addict brother?

54:12🔗 Caller Yeah. My dad's an addict drug addict alcoholic.

54:15🔗 Drew Well, tell your dad what's happening here. I'm sure he will put a stop to it.

54:20🔗 Caller Yeah, but like you said that's normal.

54:23🔗 Adam No. No.

54:24🔗 Drew No.

54:24🔗 Caller I was like, what?

54:26🔗 Adam No. That's very weird. And he gives you the creeps, right?

54:29🔗 Drew No, it's weird. It's dangerous, Tiffany. It's seriously dangerous. Do not let this continue.

54:33🔗 Adam How long is he going to be there?

54:34🔗 Caller I don't know. Like my other uncle, a better uncle, you know, was working on getting him a place to stay. And then my grandma got sick. And so that kind of got pushed off. So I don't know.

54:49🔗 Adam I'll tell you, I'm putting this out there on the radio. I don't care if my family hears it. I'd like them to hear it. If any of you screwballs think about going AWOL, I'll have you taken out. Just that easy. I'll just hire some drifter to put you out. They'll never trace it back to me. That's really what your brother should do with this guy. I mean, how horrible. You're living in the same house with the guy. Every time you step out of the shower, you wonder if this guy's poking around the hallways. But should she have the conversation with her dad, Drew, you think? Really? What should she say?

55:26🔗 Drew He's touching me. That's it.

55:28🔗 Adam Your brother's a pervert.

55:29🔗 Drew He's making me feel weird. He's touching me. I don't like him in my room. Period. I bet it will be undone very quickly.

55:36🔗 Caller That's kind of the problem.

55:37🔗 Caller I don't want my dad to lose it.

55:38🔗 Caller My dad would not be afraid to take him outside and take his ass really bad.

55:43🔗 Tricky That's why he needs him.

55:44🔗 Adam Hey, Tiffany, why don't you do this then? Why don't you say to him, look, if you ever do anything that makes me feel uncomfortable again, I will tell my dad straight away. And I guarantee he'll stop. You got a lock on your bedroom door?

56:02🔗 Caller Yeah, I do. I have the master bedroom now.

56:05🔗 Adam Oh, you do? Oh, good. Yeah, lock the door when you go to bed at night.

56:09🔗 Caller He doesn't come in when I go to bed. It's just like when I'm up at night.

56:13🔗 Adam I'm just saying it couldn't hurt.

56:15🔗 Drew Lock the door and don't be alone with him, okay?

56:17🔗 Caller Okay.

56:18🔗 Adam All right. Oh, what, just how miserable would that be? You know, feeling like a prisoner in your own house? Heather?

56:26🔗 Caller Yes.

56:26🔗 Adam You're 27?

56:27🔗 Caller Yes.

56:27🔗 Adam What's up?

56:29🔗 Caller Well, recently my husband of seven years came to me with a proposition. We haven't been really getting along lately. And he wants to basically separate everything, bedrooms, bank accounts, but still live together and be friends and live that way.

56:49🔗 Drew That's what they call a separation.

56:51🔗 Caller Yeah, kind of, but he doesn't want to do full out separation. And, you know, he thinks that would be okay.

56:59🔗 Adam Well, he doesn't want... Do you think if he had a condo somewhere that he would move into it?

57:07🔗 Caller I don't think so.

57:08🔗 Adam Why not?

57:10🔗 Caller I don't think he could afford to. I don't think...

57:12🔗 Adam Yeah, okay. Listen here, brainiac. I'm saying if he had a condo...

57:19🔗 Caller I don't know. I really don't know. Maybe.

57:23🔗 Adam But my thing is, it sounds like he's talking about really just a regular separation. It's just he doesn't have the means to get his own pad.

57:34🔗 Drew Yeah. He wants a separation.

57:36🔗 Adam Isn't that what it is?

57:38🔗 Drew Yeah. Rose by any other name is still that.

57:41🔗 Adam Wait a minute, Drew. Did you screw that one up?

57:44🔗 Drew Well, I figured our listeners wouldn't get what I was saying.

57:46🔗 Adam All right. So you think this is it? Do you have kids?

57:52🔗 Caller No. He says I'm his best friend. He wants us to not have to worry about calling me or worrying about putting...

58:13🔗 Adam You think he's seeing somebody?

58:15🔗 Caller No, I don't.

58:16🔗 Drew He wants to let you down easy and he doesn't know how.

58:21🔗 Adam Are you still in love with him?

58:23🔗 Caller Oh yeah.

58:24🔗 Adam But why have you guys been going at it for... You've not been getting along for quite some time. What's up?

58:32🔗 Caller I don't know. I've tried asking him that and for a long time, up until tonight, he's basically said that it's my fault. That, you know, it's things that I do, whether it be...

58:44🔗 Drew Like what? What are those things?

58:48🔗 Adam Scrooving his best friend, that kind of stuff?

58:50🔗 Caller No. Well, kind of like that, you know, we don't have sex as often as he'd like, or that, you know, I'm bitchy, and get on his case a lot, and...

59:04🔗 Adam Right.

59:05🔗 Caller Want him to pick up his s***, stuff like that.

59:07🔗 Adam Please, with the s-word there, Heather.

59:09🔗 Caller Sorry.

59:10🔗 Adam Screwball. Okay. So, do you feel like responsible in some way?

59:15🔗 Caller Well, I help him out with a lot of things, and when I went into the marriage, I knew it would be work, and I feel like I'm doing all of the work, and I mean, maybe he's just that lazy. He doesn't want to go through the work of trying to help out the marriage, or go through the work of going through a separation or divorce.

59:39🔗 Adam All right, hold on a second. We got to talk about it behind her back.

59:42🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

59:43🔗 Adam You know, Heather's... I mean, I don't want to kick someone when they're down, but Heather's kind of busting some balls even on the way down.

59:50🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

59:51🔗 Adam He doesn't want to do the work. I think she's been riding the guy, and the guy seems like he's just fallen out of love with her.

59:58🔗 Drew He's just done, yeah. That's it, and she's probably been kicking his ass, but good.

1:00:02🔗 Adam And she also is the kind of person that's probably tough to tell the truth to, and he doesn't want to get in a big blowout, and he can't afford his own place, and he's trying just to kind of smooth things over, but it sounds like he's checked out.

1:00:15🔗 Drew And has been checked out for quite some time.

1:00:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:00:18🔗 Drew I'm curious why she thought the marriage would be so much work at the beginning. Why do you think it would be so much work at the beginning?

1:00:22🔗 Caller Well, just from my, well, my parents, I mean, There you go. That, you know, they had, they had, they've been married like 40 some years. And, you know, they have blowouts and stuff, but, you know, they still act as a unit. They don't do their own things and.

1:00:40🔗 Adam All right. So.

1:00:41🔗 Drew Blowouts are not normal. Okay.

1:00:43🔗 Adam Well, yeah, you have them once in a while though.

1:00:45🔗 Drew Not normal.

1:00:46🔗 Adam Okay. Do you, is, you want to try some therapy with him or something like that? Or is this it?

1:00:51🔗 Caller Would that help?

1:00:53🔗 Drew I think he's done though.

1:00:54🔗 Adam He may be done, but that's your last, that's your last.

1:00:56🔗 Drew Therapy does work.

1:00:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:58🔗 Drew Therapy does work, so.

1:00:59🔗 Caller Would it help to try to like gently, you know, talk to him about if he, you know, because he says he still loves me.

1:01:07🔗 Adam Yeah. But he says that just because he's scared you're going to shear a wing nut off, you know?

1:01:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:01:12🔗 Tricky Yeah.

1:01:14🔗 Caller Okay.

1:01:15🔗 Adam All right. So Heather, you got to be prepared. This may be it. I mean, he may be done. Right? Well, I mean, you know, you can still live your life. You can still move on. Right?

1:01:31🔗 Well, he doesn't.

1:01:32🔗 Tricky Okay.

1:01:33🔗 Caller My problem is, I still want to do things with him and, you know, have him be involved in my life.

1:01:41🔗 Drew But that's going to be up to him ultimately. And you've got to have this conversation with him.

1:01:45🔗 Adam Yeah. And I don't know, if he wants to go in and do some therapy with you, fine. If not, it may be over. But listen, if you guys are broken up, get him out of the house.

1:01:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:01:53🔗 Adam You guys can't live together. David?

1:01:56🔗 Yeah.

1:01:56🔗 Adam You're 22. What's up?

1:01:58🔗 Caller All right, Adam. It's good to talk to you. My girlfriend wants to get married. We've been together about three and a half years.

1:02:06🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:02:07🔗 Caller I want your advice on this. I sort of think that I still need to, like, get with a lot of girls, that type of thing.

1:02:14🔗 Drew Don't get married.

1:02:15🔗 Caller Is Drew laughing? No, it's Adam laughing. Last night, you said that being with a woman that wasn't, being with a woman that wasn't, that you weren't totally into was your idea of hell, something like that?

1:02:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:29🔗 Adam Did I say that?

1:02:30🔗 Drew No, I said that.

1:02:31🔗 Caller No, Drew said that.

1:02:32🔗 Adam No, Drew said that.

1:02:33🔗 Drew No, not just not totally into, like he was totally not into. Oh.

1:02:39🔗 Caller Go ahead.

1:02:40🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, you meant into, you meant sexually, right, Drew?

1:02:44🔗 Drew I mean, I mean, always.

1:02:46🔗 Adam In that context, you did mean sexually.

1:02:48🔗 Drew In that context, he sort of was not even attracted to her. And I was like, oh, you're stuck with that.

1:02:51🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, that's right, that's right.

1:02:53🔗 Adam Are you not attracted to her?

1:02:54🔗 Caller No, see, I am attracted to her, but like when we first started going out, we used to have a lot of sex, Adam, like, I don't know, a lot. It was my freshman year in college, you know, and we just, all the time. And now we, you know, it's like once or twice a week. I'm still attracted to her, you know, but it's just gone down and-

1:03:10🔗 Drew Look, David, you are not, David, you are no kind of ready. Believe me, you're going to be ready when you're about 30. And that's normal, that's good. Marriages that start when you're 22 don't last. Take your time. Don't get forced into this merely because she thinks it has to happen. She may break up because of it, because that's some people's orientation is that if it's not going to marriage, I'm wasting my time. And if that's her orientation, fine. Don't let that be a reason to get both of you caught in a marriage that you don't want to be in.

1:03:38🔗 Adam Well, also, you've been together for three years. It doesn't sound like you're crazy in love, and maybe it's a time to break up instead of get married.

1:03:47🔗 Drew Yeah, and maybe you'll get back together. I just think you're not ready to get married.

1:03:51🔗 Caller Well, what is crazy in love? You know, what is that exactly?

1:03:55🔗 Adam Who knows? Here's the best way. You should both just get fat and then you get married, and you just call it quits.

1:04:02🔗 Drew Here's the deal. You already have doubts about being ready for marriage at all. You want to get with a lot of the chicks, you said. Fine, go do that. Get that over with.

1:04:10🔗 Adam Hold on, don't kid yourself, Dave. You're not getting laid. You're not. You think you are. You found one person stupid enough to hold still twice a week. You're not going to find that.

1:04:22🔗 Caller You know...

1:04:23🔗 Adam I'm a celebrity, I can't get laid.

1:04:25🔗 Caller I need this abuse from you, you know, I didn't call for that.

1:04:28🔗 Adam But you know what you have going for you? What? You're... not a lot, but what you do have is your... No, you have your age. You have your driver's license going for you. You're 22 years old. And you can say to her, look, I don't care if we've been together for 20 of my 22 years, 22 is too young for me to be getting married. I have to finish this, I have to get my career going, whatever it is. Fake an injury if you have to.

1:04:58🔗 Drew That is normal for a male. Men really... they let relationships go that they wish they had ultimately married, but they knew they couldn't have worked because they weren't at that place in their life yet where marriage will work for them. It's more about where you are in the world and your career. And if men aren't ready, they are not ready. And if they get into marriage before they're ready, it doesn't work.

1:05:17🔗 Adam That brings up a very interesting point that we haven't talked about in quite some time, Drew, which is... And Tricky, chime in if you have any thoughts on this. Women... For women, it's about the guy. When they meet that special someone, when they meet their soulmate, it's time to get married.

1:05:34🔗 Drew And they could be 19.

1:05:35🔗 Adam Could be 19, could be 25, whatever it is. They met the guy. Now, for guys, it's more of a time thing.

1:05:42🔗 Drew Yep.

1:05:43🔗 Tricky I think women is almost like a condition in this world, though, from school.

1:05:46🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:05:46🔗 Tricky When you go to school, you get married, you have kids, you get a council flat.

1:05:50🔗 Drew Yeah, but women are much more evolved. They don't have to do that, I got to get my wild oats sown kind of thing. Some do, but most don't. All guys have to be sort of... They have to know who they are in the world before they can make a judgment about whether or not they're ready for marriage.

1:06:03🔗 Adam And it's not just about banging strange chicks, although that's 95% of it.

1:06:08🔗 Drew Yeah, 95%. Yeah, okay.

1:06:10🔗 Adam It's just about being ready. And I can just tell you, I mean, Drew, when you were 22, were you anywhere close?

1:06:17🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:06:20🔗 Adam And could you imagine what a horrible husband and father... I mean, you're already a pretty bad father and husband, but could you imagine being 22?

1:06:29🔗 Drew That would be that hell I was talking about, getting stuck in something and just being there.

1:06:33🔗 Adam Right. The good news is, though, if you had done that, your kids would be in the 30s now and out of the goddamn house.

1:06:39🔗 Drew Yeah, that was a good time.

1:06:41🔗 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Tricky's our guest tonight. Blowback's the name of the CD. Out the 26, a couple of weeks. We're going to hear something off it when we come back and take more calls after this.

1:06:58🔗 Caller Um, back in a minute.

1:07:29🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. Dr. Drew is over there in New York City. Good times, Drew.

1:07:36🔗 Drew Good times.

1:07:37🔗 Adam You still awake, buddy?

1:07:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:39🔗 Adam What time is it over there?

1:07:41🔗 Drew 2.25.

1:07:41🔗 Adam Good times.

1:07:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:44🔗 Adam And you'll be heading back tomorrow?

1:07:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:46🔗 Adam What time's your flight?

1:07:47🔗 Drew Like three.

1:07:48🔗 Adam Good times. You gonna get a little sleep?

1:07:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:51🔗 Adam Why don't you relax? Nah, nah. Sleep in, would ya?

1:07:55🔗 Drew I'm gonna go do our friends at WNEW. Since you did not appear there, I'm gonna be the ombudsman of Goodwill.

1:08:02🔗 Adam Well, you know what, Mr. Ombudsman? I was planning on doing it when I was in New York a couple of weeks back, and they kind of dropped the ball on me.

1:08:12🔗 Drew Oh, sure.

1:08:12🔗 Adam I was ready to go. How dare you? You ask them.

1:08:17🔗 Drew I will. Oh, I will.

1:08:18🔗 Adam Oh, you will. All right. So we'll see you here tomorrow night, right?

1:08:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:08:22🔗 Adam Tricky's our guest tonight. Blowback is the name of the CD, and we'll hear something off that after this call. Nicole?

1:08:29🔗 I'm here.

1:08:30🔗 Adam Year 20?

1:08:30🔗 Yes, I am.

1:08:31🔗 Adam What's up?

1:08:32🔗 OK. I have a question that just dawned upon me in my actual problem. My question is, when a girl is performing oral sex, if she swallows, does her body absorb anything from him?

1:08:44🔗 Drew Anything in terms of what?

1:08:45🔗 Adam His soul, right?

1:08:46🔗 No.

1:08:47🔗 Adam No?

1:08:48🔗 Drew Any viruses he might have, you can certainly get.

1:08:50🔗 Like, I mean, is there any? Oh, god. How do I put this? Like, do I get to stop taking my daily vitamin because I'm swallowing?

1:08:59🔗 Drew No.

1:09:00🔗 Like, someone told me you absorb protein from it.

1:09:03🔗 Drew No. Nicole.

1:09:04🔗 Tricky Did he tell you that?

1:09:05🔗 Drew Nicole, it's the same thing. Basically, the same thing as doing this. Okay.

1:09:10🔗 Adam And swallowing that ice? That's very good.

1:09:11🔗 Caller Thank you for clarifying that.

1:09:15🔗 Drew So, if you do that and you want to stop taking your normal nutrition, enjoy.

1:09:19🔗 Caller But, okay.

1:09:19🔗 Adam Really? Is it?

1:09:20🔗 Drew Yes.

1:09:21🔗 Tricky It's full of P complex.

1:09:22🔗 Adam When you did that, Drew, is that your own mucus or is that some old semen that was on the top of your mouth from someone else?

1:09:28🔗 Drew I took some semen through a straw when I did that.

1:09:30🔗 Adam Oh, I see. So, just a swallow and a loogie, same thing.

1:09:35🔗 Okay. Well, that was just my question. Can I tell my problem?

1:09:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay, idiot.

1:09:40🔗 Thank you. Okay. Anyway, my problem is kind of gross. I can't have sex now because I've noticed, like, in the last couple months, when I do or when I have it in missionary position, I get a really bad excruciating pain in my lower back.

1:09:54🔗 Drew Right.

1:09:55🔗 And like in the last couple-

1:09:56🔗 Drew So you need- when was your last pelvic exam?

1:09:58🔗 Oh, recently. I went to my doctor for this because-

1:10:00🔗 Drew Do you have a tipped uterus?

1:10:02🔗 No, everything's fine. I told my doctor I've been having, like, a lot of- this is really gross, but, like, mucus in my-

1:10:08🔗 Drew Discharge?

1:10:09🔗 Caller No, in my bowel movement. And, like, I got freaked out about that and she's like, oh, just drink a lot of water and take a stool softener. But I drink, like, literally a gallon of water a day and I-

1:10:21🔗 Drew Have you been constipated?

1:10:22🔗 Caller No.

1:10:23🔗 Adam Well, what's a stool softener going to do if you have mucus in your ducus?

1:10:27🔗 Caller I don't think it's gross. It's like that loosey thing you just did. It's a lot of it.

1:10:30🔗 Adam Hey, uh, Nicole? Yeah? When you say, uh, you have mucus in your bowel movement, you don't have to, uh, follow it up with gross. We're with you. we're using our imagination and in our mind's eye. It's gross. There's nothing to change.

1:10:46🔗 Drew Constipation can cause that, so she's just telling you to keep things moving.

1:10:48🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:10:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:10:50🔗 Adam Okay. Why does it cause that, Drew?

1:10:52🔗 Drew It just does. It's just a back buildup of inflammation, a little bit of inflammation there, Loveline.

1:10:56🔗 Adam I see.

1:10:56🔗 Caller So I don't have, like, a tumor or anything?

1:10:59🔗 Drew No, I- I doubt that, but certainly you might want to consider an ultrasound of the pelvis. If you keep having pain with sex, they need to look further. And back pain, again, that's- that's uterus. That's not- that's not your back.

1:11:09🔗 Okay.

1:11:09🔗 Adam But what about when you're in a different position?

1:11:12🔗 Caller Um, the only position that works is, like, um, doggy style, I guess you would say.

1:11:19🔗 Yeah.

1:11:19🔗 Drew Back pain would not stop a guy.

1:11:21🔗 What are you saying?

1:11:21🔗 Drew You know what I mean, Adam?

1:11:23🔗 Adam Yeah. No, but- but, you know, he could go doggy, right?

1:11:28🔗 Caller Well, I mean, you gotta switch up. That gets pretty boring, and that's the only one that works.

1:11:33🔗 Adam Yeah, I've done doggy style. I've never been bored. Never. I mean, once in a while, the chick puts her head up and I can't see the TV, and I gotta say something, but other than that, I've never been bored.

1:11:45🔗 Drew I mean, you didn't think to yourself, if it has to stay this way, I can't keep going?

1:11:49🔗 Adam No, I've never had that doggy style thought. Hi, Nicole.

1:11:54🔗 Caller Thank you guys so much.

1:11:55🔗 Adam Hey, good times.

1:11:56🔗 Caller Good night.

1:11:57🔗 Adam All right. You know, people think there's some magical quality to semen. It's really just like anything that comes out of you.

1:12:05🔗 Drew Yeah, except you can get infection from it.

1:12:08🔗 Adam Right.

1:12:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:09🔗 Adam Okay. Oh, Drew, you don't have your screen going, huh?

1:12:13🔗 Drew No, I do. I do.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Oh, we do. Oh, we're gonna hear a song from Tricky, though, right?

1:12:17🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:18🔗 Adam All right. Cue it up there, Anderson. This one's called Wonder Woman. That's good. That is delightful. That is tricky. That is Wonder Woman, off the blowback CD. Flea is on there from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. And I tell you, I got a mild erection just listening to the Wonder Woman theme song. Drew, did you love that show growing up? Dr. Drew? Did Drew go somewhere during the song?

1:15:25🔗 Drew There we go. I guess the mic got turned off. I didn't like the show. I liked her.

1:15:31🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. You know what I loved about Linda Carter?

1:15:35🔗 Tricky Her child-bearing hips.

1:15:37🔗 Adam No. Great knockers. Bouncy, bouncy. Great knockers. And I loved that outfit. And I loved it when she manhandled guys. You get that.

1:15:46🔗 Tricky The true philosophy.

1:15:47🔗 Adam Yes. The last sue of truth out around a guy.

1:15:50🔗 Drew That's that Xena the Warrior fantasy. Yeah.

1:15:53🔗 Adam Except for, let me tell you something about Xena. Not enough up top for me. I'm not into her. But Wonder Woman, when she get that last sue around a couple of Nazis and get them to talk, get a little rough with them, she had those bracelets so she could reflect bullets with those things. I mean, that was great. And it's a good song. That's an interesting choice.

1:16:17🔗 Drew Remember, you were 12.

1:16:18🔗 Tricky Just watching a TV show with my kid all the time.

1:16:20🔗 Adam Really?

1:16:20🔗 Yeah.

1:16:21🔗 Adam Yeah, smart. That sounded great. Genius. Jane?

1:16:26🔗 Yes.

1:16:26🔗 Adam He also has a remix of Hogan's Heroes on here, too, by the way. F-Troop. F-Troop. Jane, you're 25. What's up?

1:16:37🔗 Caller My boyfriend is black and I'm Asian. And I live with my parents at this time. And I'm having a devil life right now. I'm telling stories to my mom about where I'm going and not really telling her the truth.

1:16:52🔗 Adam I see.

1:16:53🔗 Caller And I'm sort of torn between wanting to come out. It's like, it's almost as if I have a devil life, actually.

1:17:04🔗 Drew Why do you live with your parents?

1:17:06🔗 Caller Because I have nowhere else to go.

1:17:09🔗 Drew Why?

1:17:11🔗 Adam Well, thanks. Yeah. All right.

1:17:15🔗 Caller I feel dependent on them.

1:17:18🔗 Adam I see. Hold on. Let me get this straight. Let me get my scratch pad out.

1:17:22🔗 Drew Nowhere else to go.

1:17:23🔗 Adam Hold on. Slow down. Living with parents at 25 because there's nowhere else to go. And why? Dependent on them.

1:17:31🔗 Drew Dependent. It feels dependent.

1:17:32🔗 Adam I see. All right. Well, now that we got an answer to that question, we can ask the follow up question, which is why are you living at home at 25?

1:17:43🔗 Caller Because I don't have to pay rent.

1:17:45🔗 Adam Slow down. Slow down.

1:17:47🔗 Drew Got this one, Adam.

1:17:47🔗 Adam Doesn't have to pay rent.

1:17:50🔗 Caller No rent. Food is free.

1:17:52🔗 Adam Food. Slow down. Food. You say free?

1:17:55🔗 Caller Free and cooked.

1:17:57🔗 Adam Free and cooked. Is it come? Oh, your mom cooks it.

1:17:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:00🔗 Adam Okay. Well, let me just ask now. We realize about the rent and the food, which totally changes things. Why are you living at home at 25?

1:18:10🔗 Caller It's just because I have an out. I feel obligated to my poor parents. She lives by herself.

1:18:15🔗 Adam Your mom does?

1:18:16🔗 Caller Yes.

1:18:17🔗 Adam I see.

1:18:17🔗 Caller And if there's nobody at home, then I sort of have a go trip, not sort of keeping her company.

1:18:25🔗 Adam Really? Well, but wait a minute. I thought it's because the rent and the food was free.

1:18:28🔗 Caller Well, yeah. That's the good thing about that.

1:18:32🔗 Drew Do you have any siblings?

1:18:33🔗 Caller I have a brother and he's away from college.

1:18:38🔗 Drew Why doesn't he take up some of this responsibility?

1:18:40🔗 Caller Because he's still in college and I finish.

1:18:42🔗 Adam Well, hold on. What responsibility? I mean, your mom is an adult. She's able, right? She's not disabled.

1:18:49🔗 Caller Yeah, but she feels lonely.

1:18:51🔗 Adam Well, look, that's her business. That's her life. I mean, you know, I respect and appreciate that you feel that way for your mother, but you have your life. You're an adult. She's an adult. She can do things. She can go to Branson on a bus and watch Wayne Newton or something. I mean, she can get involved with things.

1:19:12🔗 Caller I realize that there is this Chinese tradition that you're supposed to take care of your parents and pay back.

1:19:20🔗 Drew That's fine. Go ahead and do that, Jane, but also live your life.

1:19:23🔗 Tricky You and your boyfriend should spend some time with her.

1:19:27🔗 Caller She wouldn't like that. She would just kick me out of the house and just kick. Then that will also mean cut off any relationship with her or with my brother or not even be able to contact her.

1:19:40🔗 Adam Really? I mean, is she that prejudiced?

1:19:43🔗 Caller She makes comments about it and I can hear that it's a big no-no.

1:19:50🔗 Adam What about a white guy? Could you be with a white guy?

1:19:55🔗 Caller I had one before and he didn't like him.

1:20:00🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

1:20:02🔗 Caller My dad, he's away in a different place.

1:20:06🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let me get the scratch pad back out. You say he's away in a different place?

1:20:11🔗 Caller Yes.

1:20:12🔗 Adam I see. You should really write novels, Jane.

1:20:16🔗 Caller Detective problems.

1:20:17🔗 Adam Your attention to details is amazing. You really paint a vivid picture. I close my eyes when you talk and I just, I whisked off to a magical world. A different place. I see.

1:20:32🔗 Tricky Is he dead?

1:20:34🔗 Adam Jane, when is he coming back?

1:20:36🔗 Caller He comes here on and off to visit us, my mom and I. Wow.

1:20:41🔗 Adam So he's divorced.

1:20:43🔗 Caller They sort of separated. He's away more for business because we have a business where he's keeping the business while my mom takes care of things in the home.

1:20:55🔗 Adam But they're broken up, right?

1:20:57🔗 Caller Yes.

1:20:59🔗 Adam Are they?

1:20:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:00🔗 Caller Friendly, but it's more for financial purposes than because they're not going to get along together.

1:21:08🔗 Adam They broke up for financial purposes?

1:21:10🔗 Caller Well, my dad is in Taiwan, and he makes the money that we need to live here in the United States.

1:21:17🔗 Drew There's a lot of those arrangements out there, Adam, believe it or not, in Taiwan.

1:21:20🔗 Adam Yeah, but I don't understand if they're broken up, or they're still married, or they're...

1:21:24🔗 Caller They're sort of separated. They don't see each other for two, three months, and he comes here for a few weeks and then flies back to Taiwan.

1:21:33🔗 Drew They're married, Adam. Jane doesn't quite get it, but they're married.

1:21:36🔗 Caller Still married, yes.

1:21:37🔗 Adam Still married. I understand.

1:21:39🔗 Caller It's like living separately.

1:21:41🔗 Drew I had a friend in high school whose parents did this, and it's a common thing.

1:21:44🔗 Adam Man, I wish my dad would blow out of town and make some money. You know what he wanted today for Father's Day?

1:21:52🔗 Drew Car.

1:21:52🔗 Adam Not a tie. He wanted me to fly him to Philadelphia, so he could sit around in a nice hotel for a week and then come back in town again.

1:21:59🔗 Drew You think you can do it?

1:22:01🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what's funny? I love busting my dad's balls. My dad said, look, you know, my dad doesn't have any money. He said, it'd be really nice if I could go. I did it last year for him. If I could go back to Philadelphia, from Philadelphia, stay there for a week and come back. Can you afford that? And I said, oh, yes, I can afford anything, dad. The question is, do you deserve it? Why not bust some balls? It's going to cost me 2,500 bucks. It's the only satisfaction I get is a little ball busting.

1:22:33🔗 Drew What did he say?

1:22:34🔗 Adam He started laughing. I think he knew I was right. Jane, I respect that you respect your mother, but you need to live your life. That doesn't mean abandon your mom, but you still need to live your life because you're not going to like your mom if you feel beholden to her and you feel like she's keeping you down. You got to get a little more realistic about life. And yes, I know it's a Chinese tradition, but you got out of that hellhole to come to the United States, so it's time to dump some of these traditions.

1:23:06🔗 Tricky Time to come and bring some black babies home.

1:23:07🔗 Adam That's right. Get yourself a nice Af-Asian.

1:23:12🔗 Tricky Af-black baby and come and show it to grandmother.

1:23:14🔗 Caller Actually, he is ready to settle down and all that.

1:23:18🔗 Adam All right.

1:23:19🔗 Drew Improve the genetic diversity of the human population.

1:23:22🔗 Adam That's right. You have a math genius who can dunk a basketball. It's brilliant, I tell you. All right. We will take ourselves a little break. Tricky is our guest tonight and we'll be back after this. Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam, my good partner, Dr. Drew's in New York, but you can still hear him because he has a microphone, and he'll be in here tomorrow night in the Flash. Very exciting for everyone. Tricky is our guest tonight. Blowback is the name of the CD, out the 26th of June. And let's see if we can burn through a few more calls. Tom?

1:24:33🔗 Caller Hey, what's happening?

1:24:34🔗 Adam Hey, Tom, you're 19.

1:24:36🔗 Caller Yeah, I sure am.

1:24:37🔗 Adam What's up?

1:24:37🔗 Caller Well, ever since I've been like knowledgeable about anything about in my life, I come to find out that one of my balls, one of my testicles goes flat like an empty balloon. And I thought that you have a wet dream, and it leaves and that's where it goes, and it fills up later. But I recently was talking to some of my friends, and they were like, haha, that's pretty funny. And so I went to go see a doctor about it, and he really didn't give me any suggestions on what I should do.

1:25:05🔗 Drew Wait a minute, you think that your testes sort of drains free?

1:25:10🔗 Caller Well, that's what I thought.

1:25:12🔗 Drew No.

1:25:12🔗 Caller Because this has happened like my whole life.

1:25:15🔗 Tricky Now you just got small balls.

1:25:17🔗 Drew No, your testes are a solid object, okay? They never change.

1:25:23🔗 Adam Tom, where did you go to high school?

1:25:25🔗 Caller Where did I go to high school?

1:25:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:25:26🔗 Caller In Utah.

1:25:28🔗 Adam Next time you're in town, I'd like you to find your biology teacher and kick him right in the nuts. Let's see if you can flatten one of them.

1:25:35🔗 Drew When you're developing as a fetus, your testes drop down from your back. They travel from your back and then descend finally into the testes. And what they leave behind is a potential track for them to move back up into the abdomen. And during orgasm and sometimes like during jumping into cold water, they will actually pull back up into the groin. And it feels like they're out of the testicular sat, they're out of the scrotum, but they just sort of moved up. You can't find them anymore, but they're inside.

1:26:01🔗 Adam You see, that's what's happening. It's not that you're feeling one and it's flat, right?

1:26:07🔗 Caller Well, it feels like an empty balloon down there.

1:26:09🔗 Drew It is an empty balloon because the ball, the testicle, is up in the abdomen now, or at least in the groin.

1:26:15🔗 Adam Think of it as the landing gear on an airplane that's retracting after takeoff.

1:26:20🔗 Drew He's talking about something a little different, Adam. It's where the testicle actually goes back, it sucks actually back up, so you are left with a deflated bag there.

1:26:26🔗 Adam No, that's what I'm saying.

1:26:29🔗 Drew You're thinking about the cremastatic response where the testi wrinkles up and becomes real tight. You can still feel the testi in that case, but after ejaculation sometimes the testi can be flaccid but there's nothing in it. It's pulled up. It's rolled up in the wrong place.

1:26:44🔗 Adam What's dartose tunic?

1:26:46🔗 Drew Dartose tunic is the thing that wrinkles, the wrinkly part.

1:26:49🔗 Adam Right. No, I wasn't thinking. I was thinking that his eggs went back up from whence they came.

1:26:56🔗 Drew All right.

1:26:56🔗 Adam So that's what's going on there, Tom.

1:26:58🔗 Drew Okay.

1:26:59🔗 Adam It happens with some guys.

1:27:01🔗 Drew It's normal.

1:27:01🔗 Adam Okie doke. But if it doesn't come back for a while then there's trouble. Yes?

1:27:07🔗 Caller Well, yeah, eventually it does come back.

1:27:09🔗 Adam Why don't you take one of those zip ties, put it around the base of the sack so they can't get back up there.

1:27:16🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:27:16🔗 Adam What about that, Drew? Would they just bang into something?

1:27:21🔗 Drew Good times.

1:27:21🔗 Adam Well, I mean it. What if he put them, what if he held them?

1:27:25🔗 Drew He can hold them when he ejaculates and they will stay in the sack.

1:27:28🔗 Adam Really?

1:27:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:27:29🔗 Adam Tom, does this happen when you beat off?

1:27:31🔗 Caller No.

1:27:32🔗 Drew Yes.

1:27:33🔗 Adam When does it happen?

1:27:34🔗 Caller When does it, just like once or twice a month?

1:27:37🔗 Drew Just not after you've ejaculated?

1:27:39🔗 Caller Huh?

1:27:40🔗 Drew Not after you've ejaculated?

1:27:41🔗 Caller No.

1:27:43🔗 Drew I thought you said you thought it was after a wet dream or something.

1:27:45🔗 Caller Well, the thing about it is I've never masturbated, so.

1:27:47🔗 Adam No. No. See what that is?

1:27:50🔗 Tricky Never.

1:27:51🔗 Adam Jesus Christ.

1:27:52🔗 Tricky How old are you?

1:27:53🔗 Adam 19. See what that Utah life will do to you? It will ruin you. Tom, how about beating off, brother?

1:28:02🔗 Tricky One for the lads.

1:28:04🔗 Drew Tom?

1:28:05🔗 Adam Yeah? How about it?

1:28:07🔗 Caller No thanks.

1:28:08🔗 Adam No? Not into that?

1:28:09🔗 Caller Not into that.

1:28:10🔗 Tricky Go on, do it now, for us.

1:28:12🔗 Adam Come on. For us?

1:28:13🔗 Tricky Yeah, go on now.

1:28:14🔗 Adam How come you?

1:28:14🔗 Tricky On air. Come on, have a wank.

1:28:16🔗 Caller What?

1:28:17🔗 Adam Have a wank. Is it? Are you religious?

1:28:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:21🔗 Adam I see. You don't get to do any of that in your religion?

1:28:24🔗 Caller Well, I just don't believe in it.

1:28:26🔗 Adam I see.

1:28:26🔗 Tricky Well, it's there to believe in. You have to believe in masturbation.

1:28:31🔗 Caller I have to believe in that?

1:28:32🔗 Tricky What do you believe in?

1:28:33🔗 Caller What do I believe in?

1:28:34🔗 Tricky No, what don't you believe in? You don't masturbate because you don't believe in it. What is there to believe in in masturbation?

1:28:39🔗 Caller I just believe that it's a sacred thing.

1:28:41🔗 Tricky Masturbation? But you're by yourself, so that's pretty sacred.

1:28:44🔗 Adam Hold on, though. What's wrong with performing a sacred act on oneself every once in a while? Like three times a day when I was 19. You know what I mean? Tom?

1:28:55🔗 Drew Not really.

1:28:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Tom, here's one important part of this relationship we're having. You got to answer when we call your name, right?

1:29:03🔗 Drew Right.

1:29:03🔗 Tricky Oh, you're climbing up.

1:29:05🔗 Adam Do you have a girlfriend?

1:29:07🔗 Caller No, not at the moment.

1:29:09🔗 Drew Do you have wet dreams?

1:29:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:10🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:29:11🔗 Drew How do you figure that those are okay?

1:29:15🔗 Caller It's not that I stimulate it.

1:29:18🔗 Drew Well, you're dreaming.

1:29:19🔗 Adam You're dreaming about something, right?

1:29:21🔗 Drew Yeah, your brain brings them on.

1:29:23🔗 Tricky So you think stimulation is sinful? Basically, yes.

1:29:26🔗 Adam All right. And what about marriage? You're waiting for sex?

1:29:31🔗 Tricky Yes.

1:29:31🔗 Adam All right. Well, that's fine. But really, if you're going to wait for sex until marriage, you sure as hell better beat off once in a while. Otherwise, you're going to rape your wife on your wedding night. And B, you're going to get married when you're 20. You understand? Yep. All right there, buddy. I cheer up. Good times. But remember this, Tom. That wet dream is really God just giving you a handjob.

1:29:54🔗 Caller Oh, OK.

1:29:55🔗 Adam That's what you... That's the way you need to look at it. Oh, I'll tell you this... This goddamn religion. What a pain in the ass for these poor guys. What a way to go through life. I mean, there's nothing wrong with a little spirituality and nothing wrong with a little faith. But when you start getting into... You know, I can't whack off. Oh, my God.

1:30:17🔗 Drew I know that shocks you, Adam.

1:30:18🔗 Adam It disturbs you. Shocking.

1:30:20🔗 Drew The depths of your soul are shattered by that kind of orientation.

1:30:23🔗 Caller I understand.

1:30:23🔗 Adam Me and Tom could never hang out. Tracy?

1:30:27🔗 Caller Hi. Hey, guys.

1:30:28🔗 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up, Perky?

1:30:30🔗 Caller I'm nothing. I just can't believe I'm actually talking to you guys. I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller.

1:30:34🔗 Caller Great.

1:30:36🔗 Caller Actually, I sort of had two questions, but I think I probably won't have time for one.

1:30:40🔗 Caller All right.

1:30:40🔗 Caller Let's see. Okay, I guess it's more important. I am on birth control, and I have been for, like, probably over a year now, and I take it, like, every day, like, religiously, you know. I haven't missed except, like, this last time I started this new pack, I had called in to get the resale, and it was on a weekend, and I didn't have any resales left, so they couldn't call my doctor until Monday.

1:31:07🔗 Drew So you started Monday instead of Sunday?

1:31:09🔗 Caller I actually started on Tuesday because I didn't get it until Monday night, and I usually take it in the morning. So I started on Tuesday, so I missed the first two days.

1:31:18🔗 Drew You should be okay.

1:31:20🔗 Caller And no, but I read the thing, and it said, it told me what to do but, like, to not have sex for, like, a week after.

1:31:28🔗 Drew Did you double it up for two days?

1:31:29🔗 Caller Yeah, I doubled it up for two days.

1:31:31🔗 Caller And then it said not to have sex for, like, a week after without protection, and my boyfriend and I used protection, but then, like, this had never happened before. It, like, came out, the condom. Yeah.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Out your ass or out where?

1:31:43🔗 Caller Out of, um, out of there.

1:31:45🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

1:31:46🔗 Caller None of that.

1:31:48🔗 Drew Tracey, you should be fine. You're actually supposed to use the condom for the entire month, not just a week.

1:31:52🔗 Adam Not the same condom, though, right?

1:31:54🔗 Drew Not the same one.

1:31:54🔗 Adam Yeah, you used, like, two over the course of a month.

1:31:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:57🔗 Adam Hey, Mike? Mike? Oh, Mike's asleep.

1:32:02🔗 Drew Oh, it's here. Yeah. Yeah, there he is.

1:32:10🔗 Adam No greater compliment can be paid to a host of a radio show that.

1:32:14🔗 Drew And he's in your time zone.

1:32:16🔗 Adam Yeah, he's in Seattle.

1:32:18🔗 Tricky He knew I was coming in. He's been waiting for me.

1:32:20🔗 Adam He's a huge, tricky fan. I love that.

1:32:26🔗 Tricky That's nice and cute.

1:32:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:29🔗 Tricky It's making me tired, yeah.

1:32:31🔗 Adam Yeah. All right, let's take a break. We'll check back with Mike when we return. All right. Well, there it is. Another two hours gone in the wink of an eye. Let me just see if Mike's still sleeping. One more, one more. Oh yeah. That was worth the wait because that was a big one. All right. I want to thank Tricky for coming out here tonight. Thank you. Blowback is the name of the CD, everybody. Out in stores June 26. Do not miss that. And also do not miss him Friday at the Palace out here in Los Angeles. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:54🔗 Drew Yeah, Rose Bainty.

1:33:55🔗 Adam Thank producer Anne, who, where is producer Anne? Oh, there she is. For doing a wonderful job of booking the show and producing the show and putting her feminine stink on the show all week.

1:34:05🔗 Tricky The producer is vastly overrated.

1:34:09🔗 Adam It would not be possible without her. And of course, the master of the drop, the trying to think of the Peter Pan of the potentiometer. Except for he's 240 pounds. Engineer Anderson, everybody. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:27🔗 Caller Well, a lot of doggy style.

1:34:29🔗 Drew Oh, and what?

1:34:31🔗 Caller An anal.

1:34:32🔗 Adam Wow.

1:34:33🔗 Caller I love anal. And I don't know if it's because I'm big or what, but that's-

1:34:37🔗 Adam Maybe they're not making it to the hole.

1:34:39🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors, or this station.

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