Tuesday, May 8, 2001

9:04🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

9:10🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

9:15🔗 Voiceover Yep, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew's a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. A little cancellation tonight, kiddies. We were supposed to have the Go-Go's in here, which we were excited about, but as luck would have it... The Went-Wents. They did not show up. Yes, they're not the Go-Go's. They're the Went-Wents. They promised to reschedule, and we think they'll be in here sometime in June. So Run DMC, who was going to be in here in the second hour, are still going to be in here, at least...

9:56🔗 Drew Part of them.

9:57🔗 Adam Yeah, Jam Master Jay is going to be in here from Run DMC in the 11 o'clock hour, and we got the 10 o'clock hour to ourselves.

10:04🔗 Drew Want to share the glory of our off-air conversations with listeners?

10:07🔗 Adam No.

10:08🔗 Drew No?

10:08🔗 Adam No.

10:09🔗 Drew Just because you're loaded or tired or something?

10:10🔗 Adam Just tired. Just don't care. Nothing exciting.

10:13🔗 Drew That was an interesting conversation we made a minute before we got on.

10:16🔗 Adam I'll tell you one thing I wanted to talk about tonight. This is something that's going to make a pretty big impact in most of our listeners' lives. You know what bothers me? When I'm driving and I go over, I see those manhole covers and once in a while the manhole is in the middle of the street so it's striped.

10:35🔗 Drew Right. The stripe is off center.

10:36🔗 Adam They put it back but they put it back crooked. Bothers me.

10:40🔗 Drew Oh God, you are sick.

10:42🔗 Adam I would fire the guy and put that goddamn manhole back.

10:45🔗 Drew Line the stripe up.

10:46🔗 Adam Line it up. What could be easier? Two yellow stripes going right down the center of the thing. You got the thing turned perpendicular. Drives me nuts. Every time I drive over one of those things, I'm this close to hopping out of my car and trying to straighten it out again. How could you put that thing back in that direction?

11:03🔗 Drew Oh my God. They just drop them on.

11:06🔗 Adam Drop them and pivot them into the right direction.

11:09🔗 Drew You have to get a tool to come haul the thing around.

11:11🔗 Adam Listen, people from other countries will make fun of us when they see that. That is a sign of...

11:18🔗 Drew Lazy.

11:19🔗 Adam No, it is a sign that society is on the decay, that it's coming undone at the seams, that there's no moral value at all anymore when you see those manhole covers with the stripes on them going the wrong way.

11:32🔗 Drew You know it's weird.

11:33🔗 Adam And what kind of possessed employee, what kind of retard does not pivot that thing around? A lazy one. That's an attack on this country.

11:43🔗 Drew Here's what's weird is that you and I have a little bit of the same kind of mind that way. And so of course I've noticed and sort of been a little bit uncomfortable with it.

11:51🔗 Adam Really? You notice the stripes going the wrong way?

11:54🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

11:55🔗 Adam I think everybody does.

11:56🔗 Drew No.

11:56🔗 Adam It's a subtle F you to the motorists of America.

11:59🔗 Drew It's people with a...

12:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:00🔗 Drew Anderson, you notice it?

12:02🔗 Adam Kiss my ass. That's what it's saying. Kiss my ass, you harpies. Yeah, that's what it is. I would find the guys who are in charge of those and fire them. I would elect the guy who is solely in charge of keeping those straight.

12:22🔗 Drew I would go to Singapore and see if they...

12:24🔗 Adam No way....

12:24🔗 Drew lined up.

12:24🔗 Adam No, they give a guy good caning. He puts that thing sideways. There's nothing worse. I'm heading down Beachwood and it's got one toward Mecca. I'll oftentimes turn and go off the road. Just because it's going that direction. I think that's the direction. I look at the road very carefully when I drive. I don't look ahead.

12:42🔗 Drew Well, it's like driving a rose bread float or something, right?

12:44🔗 Adam It looks like that's the direction the road's going. I'll pull a hard right and go right into a parked car.

12:51🔗 Drew Okay. That's it. It matters.

12:53🔗 Adam Yep. I got a lawsuit going against the city of Los Angeles. Any of you want to join in on that? Jamie?

13:01🔗 Jam Master Jay I would be willing to. Yeah. Yeah.

13:02🔗 Adam You want in?

13:03🔗 I hate that.

13:05🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, I decided to, you know, I was as I was getting a parking ticket out on Melrose a couple of days ago. Oh, no.

13:14🔗 Yeah.

13:14🔗 Adam The one where I was standing by the car and had beat the guy to the car and he was not working on my car, but because he'd walked past my car and sort of a hunched one thing, had claimed he'd already started, I was reading the side of the guy's car and it said, keeping LA moving. And I thought, yeah, to the Midwest. You see suckers. Not moving in our town, moving out of state because we can't handle you sons of bitches anymore, you extortionist. Go ahead, Jamie.

13:45🔗 Jam Master Jay OK.

13:46🔗 First of all, I want to say I love the show.

13:48🔗 Adam Thank you.

13:50🔗 Jam Master Jay Second of all, I've been with this guy for about six months and we have sex like all the time and it's it's really good. But here lately in the past month, I've been having a really heavy discharge during sex. And I didn't know if that was a problem. I mean, he likes it, but I don't.

14:10🔗 Drew You mean like with orgasm?

14:12🔗 Jam Master Jay No, I mean, just in the middle of it. I mean, it's when I have an orgasm, but also we could just be, you know, just in the middle of it and it just happens. And it's like all over the place and to me it's disgusting. And he likes it.

14:26🔗 Drew I told you guys like that.

14:29🔗 Jam Master Jay But I don't know. I mean, if, if, because I've been with a couple other people before him and this has never happened before. So I didn't know if something was wrong or nothing is wrong.

14:38🔗 Adam He's rocking your boat, baby. That's all. That's fine. But it's not with orgasm or it is with orgasm, but it's even before orgasm.

14:47🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah. I mean, just during.

14:49🔗 Drew It's like stuff sort of spills out once in a while.

14:52🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah.

14:54🔗 Adam Is it hard to keep this sensation going? With that much lubrication?

15:00🔗 Jam Master Jay To me, yeah, it is.

15:02🔗 Adam So you lose a little sensation?

15:04🔗 Jam Master Jay Oh, yeah.

15:05🔗 Adam And what's he say? He doesn't seem to, huh?

15:08🔗 Jam Master Jay Oh, he loves it.

15:09🔗 Adam Wow. And he'll get over that, believe me. And what about during oral sex? You give him a blast during that too?

15:16🔗 Jam Master Jay Um, not as much.

15:19🔗 No.

15:19🔗 Adam Interesting.

15:20🔗 Drew Well, we have found, haven't we, that most of them that have this talent tend to do it during intercourse.

15:24🔗 Adam Yeah. So you have the orgasm during intercourse?

15:27🔗 Yeah.

15:28🔗 Drew Oh, shocking.

15:29🔗 Adam Nice. Way, way ahead of the curve, babe.

15:31🔗 Drew I only got a 20.

15:32🔗 Adam Doing fine.

15:34🔗 Jam Master Jay Okay.

15:35🔗 Adam All right. You got a winner there.

15:37🔗 Jam Master Jay Okay.

15:37🔗 Adam Stay with him. Good times. We should all have those kind of problems. Jeff? Yeah. You're 14? Yeah. Hold on. I was just thinking about this poor son of a bitch who's with his next eight girlfriends for the next 100 years. No orgasms. You know what I'm saying?

15:53🔗 Drew You're wishing that for him.

15:54🔗 Adam I am. I am. I am. And he's just pounding away, just pounding away like a guy doing road work in a chain gang and just nothing. That's what I hope for him. Jeff?

16:08🔗 Yeah.

16:08🔗 Adam Go ahead.

16:09🔗 I have like sun rash on my penis.

16:11🔗 Drew Sun rash?

16:12🔗 Adam Huh? Some rash.

16:14🔗 Yeah.

16:15🔗 And like it hurts.

16:17🔗 Whenever I take a shower, like when I wash my bodies and stuff, and like the soap hurts it and it stings.

16:22🔗 Drew It's all along the penis?

16:23🔗 Yeah.

16:24🔗 Drew It's there all the time?

16:25🔗 It is.

16:27🔗 Drew That's a comedy routine.

16:28🔗 Adam Hey, Jeff?

16:29🔗 Drew It's there all the time?

16:30🔗 Adam Who's on first and what's on your penis?

16:32🔗 It was like, I was like, watch, it's some kind of rash.

16:36🔗 Drew Jeff?

16:36🔗 Adam I see.

16:37🔗 Drew It's there all the time?

16:38🔗 Not all the time. It's been there for like a full week.

16:41🔗 Drew A full week. Have you been like probably poisoned oak? I mean, is there anything else you could have been in contact with? Could cause allergic reaction?

16:50🔗 I don't think so.

16:50🔗 Drew You use a condom? Have you had sex?

16:53🔗 Jam Master Jay Maybe.

16:54🔗 Yeah, maybe a condom.

16:56🔗 Adam No. You never had sex. You're a virgin.

17:00🔗 Oh, that's right, yeah.

17:01🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right. All right. Listen, jackass, we're going to hang up on you, all right? You don't know. Have you been whacking off with something weird?

17:08🔗 Yeah.

17:08🔗 Adam What have you been using?

17:09🔗 Conditioner.

17:10🔗 Adam No. Conditioner?

17:12🔗 Yeah.

17:13🔗 Adam No. That won't do it. Shampoo will do it. And the shampoo and conditioner combination may do it, but I don't think the conditioner alone will do it. But listen-

17:23🔗 Drew That rash would be painful just from hot, that would be exuberant enough to cause pain with just hot water on it. That's a serious thing.

17:30🔗 Adam Well, look, let me give this safety tip out to a lot of you young listeners who are beginning your masturbatory career. Do not use shampoo. A lot of guys do this. My friends went down the Prel path a few times. Very painful. Very irritating. I don't know why. Does it get in your urethra?

17:50🔗 Drew It sure can.

17:51🔗 Adam Is that where the pain comes from? Or is it from the outside?

17:54🔗 Drew I can't say I've experimented with Prel.

17:56🔗 Adam Oh, you haven't?

17:58🔗 Drew You're sure? You know, there are lots of other things that are green in a bottle shape like that. The sort of ammonia products and things. You're sure they weren't putting something?

18:05🔗 Adam No. They mean they're like whacking off with Windex or something?

18:08🔗 Drew Windex, yeah.

18:09🔗 Adam No. Simple Green.

18:11🔗 Drew Simple Green, right?

18:11🔗 Adam No.

18:12🔗 Drew Palmolive.

18:13🔗 Adam No. They know what they're using.

18:14🔗 Drew Palmolive looks just like Prel, right?

18:15🔗 Adam Well, maybe, but they're in the shower. They're using their dad's shampoo. You know what's weird about being 14, 15 years old?

18:23🔗 Drew A lot of things.

18:24🔗 Adam Yeah. One of the things is you don't buy stuff. You use whatever's around the house. Oh, yeah. And if you're a guy who's getting started and you're going down the lube route, you got to smuggle that lube in from the folks bathroom or the folks room and you can't go too heavy on it.

18:40🔗 Drew You can replace it with stuff.

18:42🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what's really funny? It's like a family could buy like a 32 ounce thing of Vaseline Intensive Care and it would probably last from the kid's third birthday to his 14th birthday. But then they'll go through six of those from the age 14 to 16, magically. Mike?

19:05🔗 Yes?

19:06🔗 Adam You're 21. What's up?

19:08🔗 Caller I've been taking Oxycontin for a couple of years from my back. Lately I've been having trouble coming.

19:15🔗 I stay hard but I can't come.

19:17🔗 Drew You're addicted to Oxycontin though. What's happened to you?

19:21🔗 I had a failed back surgery.

19:23🔗 Caller I had a herniated L5S1 disc and they have a man and they're debating whether or not to do another surgery.

19:28🔗 I just got a serious epithelial injections.

19:30🔗 Adam Hey Mike. Is there something up with your phone line? Or are you Mr. Roboto?

19:37🔗 Caller I don't know, nothing about my phone line.

19:38🔗 Drew Are you smoking pot too?

19:40🔗 Caller No.

19:41🔗 Drew What's the way you smoke a lot of cigarettes?

19:43🔗 Caller No, I don't smoke.

19:44🔗 I don't do any other drugs.

19:45🔗 Drew What do you sound like?

19:47🔗 Adam He sounds like he's been eating glass.

19:49🔗 Drew Yeah, were you on some other drugs at one time?

19:51🔗 Caller Nope, never.

19:53🔗 Drew Never?

19:54🔗 Caller Nope, never. I injured my back. I'm only 21. I injured my back. I graduated high school early at 16 and a half. And I went to college and I injured my back. I fell off an assembly line. It was turned out a mistake.

20:04🔗 Adam All right. You know what I hear when I talk to Mike? Sounds like this. I injured my back. I was in high school. I hurt an assembly line. I injured my back. I actually got... He's... I mean, that hurts. So what should he do? He's hooked on the Oxycontin.

20:24🔗 Drew Completely.

20:25🔗 Adam And they give you Oxycontin when your back's hurt?

20:27🔗 Drew You can. I mean, it's like any other opiate. It's just long acne opiate. And he's, you know, he's an addict. And whether he's got real pain or not, I don't know. Whether or not that... If he has some sort of significant mechanical problem in his back, sometimes that can impair a spinal function, such as erection and ejaculation. But Oxycontin will make it so you can't ejaculate.

20:48🔗 Adam They will?

20:48🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

20:49🔗 Adam Hmm. All right. So what should he do?

20:52🔗 Drew He should be off. He ought to talk to someone who has some experience in chronic pain and addiction.

20:56🔗 Adam Okay.

20:57🔗 Mike?

20:58🔗 Adam You got to talk to a guy who knows about pain and addiction, all right?

21:02🔗 Drew Because you got to get off. That's what Oxycontin does. It screws with all kinds of things, including your sexual function.

21:07🔗 Adam Right. So talk to your doctor. Juan?

21:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:10🔗 Adam You're 15?

21:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:12🔗 Adam What's up?

21:14🔗 Caller I was wondering about a weight problem.

21:16🔗 Drew A weight problem?

21:17🔗 Caller Yeah. I've been overweight since I was a little kid, and I wasn't a baby.

21:25🔗 Drew What kind of baby?

21:26🔗 Adam Hold on. Hold on one second there, Juan. Did this show get out to other countries all of a sudden, or are we still in the United States?

21:33🔗 Drew It's out.

21:34🔗 Adam It is? It's the full moon. Oh, is it full moon? Juan?

21:37🔗 Caller Yeah?

21:38🔗 Adam You said, what was the matter with you?

21:42🔗 Caller I'm 296.

21:44🔗 Adam 6'2?

21:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:46🔗 Adam 290?

21:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:47🔗 Adam All right. And you want to know how to...

21:50🔗 Caller How to lose the weight.

21:51🔗 Adam How to lose the weight.

21:52🔗 Drew What did you say about being a... What kind of baby were you?

21:54🔗 Caller A drug baby.

21:55🔗 Drew A drug baby?

21:56🔗 Caller Yeah, my mom took meth and a bunch of different drugs, heroin and crack and everything when I was born.

22:02🔗 Drew And what did that do to you, you think?

22:04🔗 Caller I think that it gave me the addiction to food.

22:07🔗 Drew A what?

22:08🔗 Caller An addiction to food.

22:09🔗 Drew No.

22:10🔗 Adam No. It doesn't give you an addiction to food, does it?

22:13🔗 Drew No.

22:14🔗 Adam Well, what about it? What about having just an addiction and at 15 it's food?

22:19🔗 Drew Well, if you have a screwed up, effed up mom and you're trying to fill that void, food is one way to do it.

22:24🔗 Anything can cause addiction, Adam. Did you know that?

22:27🔗 Adam No. David Alan Greer, everybody. So, Juan?

22:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:31🔗 Adam How about going on a diet?

22:33🔗 Caller I've tried that, but I just don't have the willpower.

22:37🔗 Adam Well, you have to get it. I mean, there's just no way around that. You have to exercise and you have to eat right.

22:45🔗 Caller Well, is 290, like, pretty big?

22:48🔗 Adam 290?

22:48🔗 Drew No, it's not that big. I mean, it's not healthy.

22:50🔗 Adam Yeah, he's Peter Pan. What do you mean? Yeah, that's a big guy. We've talked to a bigger.

22:55🔗 Drew Ron Lester was feeling good at 290.

22:57🔗 Adam 290. He's at 315. He feels like Tinker Bell.

23:01🔗 Drew Yeah. And he's like 5'9.

23:04🔗 Adam That's not a bad point.

23:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:06🔗 Adam Yeah, he would call you a stretch. Ron?

23:09🔗 Caller Yeah?

23:10🔗 Adam What do you like to do? Is there any sports you like?

23:13🔗 Caller I like wrestling.

23:15🔗 Adam Wrestling? Yeah, that's good. How about you join up with the wrestling team at school?

23:21🔗 Caller There's not one. I'm on independent study.

23:24🔗 Adam You're on independent study?

23:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:26🔗 Drew Why?

23:27🔗 Caller Because I have a sleeping problem also.

23:29🔗 Drew What kind of problem?

23:30🔗 Caller Sleeping problem.

23:31🔗 Drew What's the matter with it?

23:33🔗 Caller I go to bed at like 10. And I just lay there for hours and I can't sleep.

23:38🔗 Drew Have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

23:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:41🔗 Drew And have you had medication?

23:42🔗 Caller Nope. They gave me sleeping pills but they don't work.

23:46🔗 Adam I see. Well, you know, $2.90, you probably need something the size of a toilet seat to put you down.

23:52🔗 Drew Something like psychiatric care might be a benefit to you. But still, you've got to find a way to get some worth in yourself, get some meaning in life.

23:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

23:59🔗 Drew You know, something you enjoy doing a project, do something, get some.

24:02🔗 Adam Hey, hey, Juan.

24:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:04🔗 Adam You know I'm a genius, right?

24:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:06🔗 Adam OK. Thank you. You need to eat less and exercise more. You can get yourself some like a walkman or some headphones. Just start going for walks around your neighborhood. And every time before you eat, just start drinking a bunch of water. Drink a couple of good cups of water, fill your stomach up and just start moving around and sweating a little. Listen, nobody likes to exercise and nobody likes to eat right. You just have to do it. It's discipline. It's part of becoming a man.

24:37🔗 Caller Well, it's hard to do that with a lifestyle, my man.

24:39🔗 Adam What kind of lifestyle?

24:41🔗 Caller Well, my grandma is like poor. She's the one that's taking care of me. And my mom is like rich.

24:48🔗 Adam Your mom's rich?

24:49🔗 Caller Yeah, but she can't have me back because the courts won't let her for some reason.

24:54🔗 Adam Right. Well, she's a bad mom. That's why.

24:57🔗 Caller Well, she had eight kids and they were all taking away.

24:59🔗 Adam Oh, boy. Eight kids. Hey, Juan?

25:02🔗 Caller Yeah?

25:02🔗 Adam Listen, drink a lot of water, start going on walks, and start exercising, and don't eat all that crap. Your grandma fries you up, all right?

25:11🔗 Okay.

25:11🔗 Adam You got to eat right. That's it. Just start doing it. It'll work.

25:16🔗 All right.

25:18🔗 Adam Listen, anybody who wants to call this show and ask about losing weight, who doesn't want to do the old exercise and eat right thing, just hang up the phone right now. There's just no way to work around it. Not at 15. If he was calling at 50, had some weight to lose, maybe you could put him on something or do something with him. But you got to sweat, everybody. But don't kid yourself. It sucks. Everyone says they feel better after the workout. I do. I smell and I'm tired.

25:48🔗 Drew I like working out.

25:49🔗 Adam You do?

25:50🔗 Yeah.

25:51🔗 Adam What do you do when you work out? What do you think about?

25:55🔗 Drew It's the one time I... Well, sometimes I read while I work out, believe it or not.

25:58🔗 Adam Really?

25:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

25:59🔗 Adam How do you do that?

26:00🔗 Drew I just do it. Between sets.

26:03🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. Reading and working out. That's like torture.

26:08🔗 Drew That's awesome.

26:09🔗 Adam I couldn't pick two things I hate more.

26:11🔗 Drew Or it's the only time my head is clear.

26:13🔗 Adam Yeah?

26:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:15🔗 Adam You know the only way I can effectively work out? I got to get angry.

26:18🔗 Drew Well, it's because you're punching a heavy bag every time you work out.

26:20🔗 Adam I try to kill it. I just go nuts. I make noises and stuff.

26:23🔗 Drew What is it with you? You have to try to get angry. Is it just here that you're angry continuously?

26:28🔗 Adam The only thing that gets me a good workout is I have to try to kill something.

26:33🔗 Drew But what do you have to try to get angry? You're angry constantly.

26:35🔗 Adam Well, I have to vent. I have to crank up music that keeps me going and I have to just go sick on something. I can't just run on a treadmill. Ashley?

26:46🔗 Yeah?

26:46🔗 Adam You're 14.

26:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:47🔗 Adam What's up?

26:48🔗 Okay. Well, I've been on my period for 25 days now. And it hasn't gotten any lighter or anything. It's kind of actually gotten heavier, so I was just wondering about that.

27:00🔗 Drew Have you been evaluated for this?

27:02🔗 No.

27:03🔗 Drew Why not?

27:04🔗 Well, I just started birth control.

27:07🔗 Drew When?

27:07🔗 I just started birth control.

27:09🔗 Drew When?

27:09🔗 What? When?

27:13🔗 Like that day I started my period.

27:16🔗 Drew So 28 days ago?

27:18🔗 Yeah.

27:18🔗 Adam Oh, man.

27:19🔗 Drew Yeah, I know.

27:20🔗 Adam Well, why must we do all math on this show? It couldn't say a month ago, huh?

27:28🔗 Drew So the entire time you've been on this pill, you've been bleeding excessively.

27:31🔗 Yeah.

27:31🔗 Drew Did you call the doctor who gave you the prescription for the pill?

27:34🔗 Well, I did after about like 10 days because usually a period lasts about like five days. And he said that it's normal for it to be like a little longer. And then I talked to some of my friends and they said that there's been a little longer, but not like this long.

27:47🔗 Drew Right. It shouldn't be this long, though. There can be lots of bleeding and sort of spotting and that kind of thing very commonly with the pill to have heavy flow the whole time that may not be the right pill for you.

27:56🔗 Adam Is this a heavy flow? I mean, Drew, she on her period or is this some sort of discharge?

28:01🔗 Drew I mean, people, you know, what they're describing when they say I'm on my period, she's been bleeding continuously since she started the pill and that's abnormal. Wrong pill.

28:09🔗 Adam Ashley?

28:10🔗 Yeah.

28:11🔗 Adam Are you sexually active?

28:12🔗 No, it's for my acne.

28:13🔗 Drew Did the doctor do blood tests on you before he started the pills? No. I mean, things like thyroid function, that sort of thing may need to be checked out. Is the dermatologist doing this?

28:22🔗 Yeah, the dermatologist prescribed it for me.

28:24🔗 Drew Okay. You should be talking to them about this because this is not right.

28:27🔗 Okay. Because I called him and he just said that it's-

28:29🔗 Drew Yeah. He said it was four days into your period. Now, it's 28 days later.

28:33🔗 Yeah.

28:33🔗 Drew He'll have a different thing. He'll have a different perception because something entirely different is happening now. Okay?

28:38🔗 Okay. Thank you.

28:39🔗 Adam All right, Missy.

28:41🔗 Bye.

28:42🔗 Adam Do they call kids Missy anymore, Drew?

28:44🔗 Drew Well, since Pops Corolla does, I'm sure it'll be better.

28:47🔗 Adam Yeah. Get along there with your bad skin and your period there, Missy, and talk to your dermatologist, Damon.

28:56🔗 Drew Damon?

28:57🔗 Adam Yeah. How you guys doing? Good. You're 17. What's up?

28:59🔗 Caller Yeah. I've been with my girlfriend for the past nine months. For the past three, the only way I can orgasm is when I do it doggie style with her.

29:09🔗 Drew Why?

29:10🔗 Caller I don't know.

29:11🔗 Adam Who knows?

29:11🔗 Drew Well, maybe you had some idea. I felt a certain way or whatever.

29:15🔗 Adam All right. So.

29:17🔗 Caller So.

29:19🔗 Adam That's you.

29:20🔗 Caller Why is that though? I mean, it's a different feeling.

29:25🔗 Adam Listen, God touches all of us in very unique ways. For Drew, it was medicine. For others, it's-

29:33🔗 Caller What about for you?

29:34🔗 Adam Well, it'd be-

29:35🔗 Drew Masturbation.

29:35🔗 Adam Talking to screwed up kids about getting off doggie style.

29:41🔗 Drew Are you aware that that's a preference for you?

29:45🔗 Caller It's really not a preference, but it's just like when I'm- I tried so many other positions, but when I'm-

29:51🔗 Drew Same girl?

29:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:54🔗 Caller Just the same- it always has to be, I have to flip her around, you know, and she doesn't really like, you know-

29:59🔗 Adam I don't believe. I don't believe.

30:01🔗 Why not?

30:04🔗 Caller You don't believe girls don't like face-to-face contact? No.

30:07🔗 Adam No, I just- I don't believe your question. What position do you masturbate in?

30:14🔗 Caller Belly side up.

30:17🔗 Adam What did he say?

30:18🔗 Drew Belly side up. It's on his back.

30:19🔗 Adam Belly side up. All right. Your leg's out straight? Yeah. All right. See, Drew, he's full of crap. Why are you going along with him? You are an asshole.

30:28🔗 Drew I was just watching you.

30:30🔗 Adam What do you mean just watching me? I said I didn't believe the guy.

30:32🔗 Caller You're like, I don't know. I don't know.

30:35🔗 Drew I'm watching you.

30:37🔗 Adam I don't know. I don't believe. I'm just watching me.

30:43🔗 Drew I don't know if I believed him or not.

30:45🔗 Adam Drew, you do a little less watching me and more watching you.

30:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:49🔗 Adam All right. That's right. You all start watching you and I'll be in charge of watching me.

30:55🔗 Drew OK, quick straw.

30:57🔗 Adam And I'll do the thinning around here, Bubba Lou. And we'll take a break.

31:02🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

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31:27🔗 One, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

31:31🔗 Caller 94.

31:33🔗 Caller NRK.

31:43🔗 Adam I'm Adam Carolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. They're watching Engineer Anderson to try to get the cue to start talking. It's a little like working at Sotheby's at an auction house where you're looking out into the audience and some people raise their hand, but others just sort of scratch their head. Once in a while, a guy picks his nose and you take it as a bid.

32:03🔗 Drew Give us a look.

32:05🔗 Caller I give you the big finger and you just go, yeah.

32:08🔗 Caller No, you don't get pumped up anymore.

32:10🔗 Caller I don't bother.

32:11🔗 Adam You gave me the big finger, but before the big finger was a succession of small finger movements that I was trying to interpret.

32:20🔗 Drew All I know is when big 6'3, 250 pound Coop used to give him just a sort of eyebrow, he thought that was great.

32:27🔗 Adam Well that was his own style.

32:30🔗 Caller I tried that a couple of times.

32:31🔗 Adam Tried the eyebrow?

32:32🔗 Drew He was afraid Coop was going to kick his ass. That's why I was funny.

32:34🔗 Adam How dare you.

32:35🔗 Drew That guy was big.

32:36🔗 Adam Coop?

32:37🔗 Drew Remember?

32:37🔗 Adam Coop was a good size guy. I mean, not that big. Anderson probably wrestled him down. Sure. Hockey fan like Anderson? What the hell? So hopped up on drugs, you don't feel any pain? Take that Coop right down. John?

32:52🔗 Caller Yeah?

32:53🔗 Adam You're 15?

32:54🔗 Caller Yes.

32:54🔗 Adam What's up?

32:55🔗 Caller Well, I just like to say, you know, I listen to you guys' program every night. And I'm a first time caller.

33:02🔗 Adam Great.

33:03🔗 Caller And I've been having a problem with my girlfriend and a friend of hers. My girlfriend, she's four and a half months pregnant.

33:10🔗 Drew With your baby?

33:12🔗 Caller That's another problem I have because she's told me that it could be two other guys besides me.

33:18🔗 Drew What do you pick up from our show exactly?

33:20🔗 Caller Well, I'm just like, I'm just trying to find out, you know, since, you know, she cheesed on me, basically that's what she told me and stuff.

33:30🔗 Drew So it's some other guy's baby, presumably.

33:32🔗 Caller It can be. That's what she told me.

33:34🔗 Drew Could it?

33:35🔗 Caller And her friend, she keeps giving me these kind of vibes, like she wants to sleep with me and.

33:41🔗 Drew How old is this friend?

33:44🔗 Caller Around 18, I believe. I'm not quite sure.

33:47🔗 Adam How old's your girlfriend?

33:49🔗 Caller My girlfriend, she's 17.

33:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, wait, you're 15?

33:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:53🔗 Adam What's going on over there?

33:55🔗 Caller Oh, well, I try not to date girls my age and stuff because they're kind of mature.

34:01🔗 Adam Yeah, but you're getting in with a pretty crazy crowd. Yeah. Your girlfriend's a mess.

34:09🔗 Drew You said mess, John.

34:10🔗 Adam John, I know this sounds like a cliche, but it's really true and I really wish people would hear this. Your life will sort of be over before it starts. You're 15. This girl could be pregnant with one of your babies. You'll certainly have one or two more by the time you're 20. You'll be strapped into some dead-end job that sucks. You'll never have a life. You don't want to do that, do you?

34:35🔗 Caller No.

34:36🔗 Adam All right. So what are we going to do with this girl? Does she want to have this baby?

34:40🔗 Caller Yes, she does.

34:41🔗 Adam She does.

34:41🔗 Drew Are you going to take care of it?

34:43🔗 Caller Huh?

34:44🔗 Drew Are you going to stay with her and raise the child?

34:46🔗 Caller That's part of what I want to talk to you guys about because her friend, she keeps basically coming on to me all the time and stuff.

34:56🔗 Adam All right.

34:56🔗 Drew So what?

34:57🔗 Adam The last thing you need is another handful of vagina in your life. You're 15. I hate to say this, but study, maybe go off to college somewhere. Don't worry about banging her friend for Christ's sake.

35:13🔗 Drew Are you still in high school even?

35:15🔗 Caller I was.

35:16🔗 Drew There you go, Seattle.

35:18🔗 Caller I quit high school and stuff like that to go to work.

35:21🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

35:22🔗 Caller My dad's at home.

35:24🔗 Adam What's he doing? Just drinking out of a clay jar?

35:29🔗 Drew What's he doing?

35:30🔗 Caller He farms.

35:31🔗 Drew Farms.

35:31🔗 Adam Oh, boy. Is this what goes on over there in that farm bill? Hey, what's he farmed for?

35:38🔗 Caller He farms produce and stuff because that's the only thing he ever really knew how to do.

35:45🔗 Adam Hold on.

35:45🔗 Drew Wait a minute.

35:48🔗 Adam I don't care how specific we try to get. We'll never ever get a straight answer on this show.

35:53🔗 Drew It's unbelievable.

35:54🔗 Adam Produce.

35:54🔗 Drew Produce. He grows things that grow in the ground. Okay.

36:01🔗 Adam Some green, some red. He farms produce. I see. Interesting twist on farming that produce. Does he grow a lot of different things, John?

36:11🔗 Caller Yeah. He grows stuff like potatoes and onions. There we go.

36:15🔗 Adam All right.

36:16🔗 Caller Well, I just said produce.

36:17🔗 Adam I know. That's cool.

36:19🔗 Caller Okay.

36:20🔗 Adam So forget about this friend that's interested in you. You got a family to raise here, Screwball. I mean, what is your plan? Do you have a plan?

36:29🔗 Caller Not really. I don't know if I can trust her or not.

36:31🔗 Drew Well, then get out. Get away. But don't get in with a friend. That's going to be more chaos and more trouble.

36:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:36🔗 Adam Any friend of hers is trouble.

36:39🔗 Caller Okay.

36:40🔗 Drew These are not people you should be hanging out with. This is going to be a total mess.

36:42🔗 Adam How did you find out she cheated with two guys?

36:45🔗 She kind of felt guilty about it.

36:46🔗 Drew How did you end up with people like this? Where did you meet them?

36:50🔗 Caller Well, I met them at Rodeo.

36:52🔗 Drew Rodeo.

36:52🔗 Adam There. Mental note. Don't let children go to Rodeo.

36:56🔗 Drew Are you a Rodeo rider?

36:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:59🔗 Adam Okay. Well, John, you're going to have to find out whose kid this is.

37:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:05🔗 Drew What do you ride? Wait a minute.

37:07🔗 Adam What? What do you ride?

37:09🔗 Bull.

37:10🔗 Drew 15?

37:11🔗 Adam Yeah. They do that. They start those kids on goats when they're five. No. There's like a teenage circuit, isn't there? Bulls?

37:21🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

37:23🔗 Adam You ride the same bulls the big guys ride?

37:26🔗 Caller Sometimes.

37:27🔗 Adam Yeah. There you go.

37:29🔗 Caller Woo-hoo! Yeah.

37:33🔗 Adam They just have different names.

37:35🔗 Drew I've spent a little time in Wyoming. They're really into the rodeos there. They really are. They're every week in Jacksonville and all that stuff. Hold on.

37:42🔗 Adam Spend a little time in Wyoming. You going on a long weekend with your family to a ski resort. It's not spending a little time in Wyoming.

37:48🔗 Drew No. I spend time in the summer too. And listen, my point being is I've been to these rodeos. And the guys that are, usually it's in the summer time. And these are the football players in the fall. You know what I mean? Right. It's not some 15 year old Jackoff who's, you know what I'm saying?

38:03🔗 Adam True. Yeah. They're teenage guys who do rodeo stuff.

38:09🔗 Drew What's Idaho to us?

38:11🔗 Adam It's what Little League Baseball or Pop Warner Football is to us.

38:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:17🔗 Okay.

38:18🔗 Adam They don't ride, they ride three legged bulls.

38:20🔗 Drew Oh, okay.

38:21🔗 Adam They're not, they're handicapped. Oh boy.

38:25🔗 All right.

38:26🔗 Adam So if she has this kid, find out whose it is. You got to get a DNA test.

38:30🔗 Yeah.

38:31🔗 Adam Right?

38:32🔗 All right.

38:33🔗 Adam Corey? Yeah. Punch the mic. You're 18. What's up?

38:38🔗 Caller My question was, sometimes when me and my girlfriend are having sex, like after we're done, she seems to get a lot of air trapped in her vagina.

38:46🔗 Caller And the way we get it out is she breathes in a deep breath and she breathes out.

38:50🔗 Caller And on her exhale, I push down on her stomach and it all comes out.

38:53🔗 Caller And I was wondering why? Like why is there-

38:56🔗 Drew I'm wondering the same thing. Not why is there a trap, but why do you feel compelled to get it out?

39:02🔗 Caller Cause if I don't get it out, it usually comes out on its own and she doesn't want to like be walking around and have it come out, you know, in the middle of some public place.

39:10🔗 Adam I see. What are you doing? Are you working, Corey?

39:13🔗 Caller Yep.

39:14🔗 Adam Where do you work?

39:15🔗 Caller Right now, I just work in pizza.

39:18🔗 Drew No, not right now.

39:19🔗 Adam No, I'm talking about 8-12 years from now.

39:21🔗 Caller Oh, 8-12 years from now?

39:22🔗 Adam When you're in middle management.

39:23🔗 Caller Yeah. Actually, I plan to go to school to be a computer software developer.

39:27🔗 Adam I see. But right now you're doing the pizza.

39:29🔗 Caller Yeah, right now I'm getting ready to... Actually, I'm going into school tomorrow.

39:34🔗 Adam I see. Do you throw the pizza? You make the pizza?

39:37🔗 Caller Yeah, I do it all.

39:38🔗 Adam Oh, you do? I'm hungry. Hey, Corey?

39:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:41🔗 Adam I don't trust those guys who get thick crust. I don't like those guys. I don't trust them. Thick crust is not a pizza. Here's what I'd like you to do. Refuse to make thick crust. Here are the choices. We got regular crust, thin crust and super thin. That's it. Idiots with the thick crust. That's insane.

40:01🔗 Drew Thin and cracker.

40:02🔗 More dough.

40:03🔗 Adam You see that guy in there ordering the thick crust with the mullet and the primer El Camino out in the parking lot. What the hell is this question about pizza?

40:14🔗 Drew Pushing the stomach, the queefing.

40:17🔗 Adam You got a big girlfriend?

40:19🔗 No. No.

40:20🔗 Caller Not at all.

40:20🔗 Adam Must be fun to play your girlfriend like bagpipes after you nail her. There's got to be something satisfying about that. Yeah.

40:30🔗 Caller I think it's funny.

40:30🔗 Drew Well, now.

40:31🔗 Adam Maybe if a cop goes down, you play her at the funeral.

40:34🔗 Drew Interesting idea.

40:35🔗 Adam You got to hold her upside down with her legs under your chin and you just play her at that cop funeral. Cops are firemen. When they go down, you got to get them bagpipes out. Play your girlfriend. Painter checkered. All right. I do. Yeah. All right. Well, that's your technique. That's she doesn't want to, you know.

40:55🔗 Drew It's normal for certain. Some women have more of that than others. And it's just a question of how your anatomy fits together and what angles you're doing.

41:02🔗 Adam Couldn't she if she went to the bathroom, she went number one, let's say, don't you think some of it would come out that she pushed?

41:12🔗 Caller She she really almost has no control over it.

41:14🔗 Caller I mean, she can get some to come out, but other times it's just sporadic. All right.

41:20🔗 Adam Well, you got something going on. I would video it and then send it in to Bob Saget.

41:25🔗 Caller Okay.

41:26🔗 Adam All right there, buddy.

41:27🔗 Drew Thank you.

41:27🔗 Adam Hey, good luck with the pizza.

41:29🔗 Caller All right.

41:29🔗 Adam Remember thin crust only, right?

41:31🔗 Caller All right.

41:32🔗 Drew And the computer software.

41:33🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what you need in a pizza, Drew? I'll tell you what the best kind of pizza is. One that you fold in the middle, like a taco, slide it in your mouth sideways.

41:42🔗 Drew Let's get a pizza.

41:43🔗 Adam Yeah, you can't do that.

41:44🔗 Drew That's our pizza.

41:45🔗 Adam You can't do that with thick crust. Oh, no. You don't like thick crust, do you?

41:49🔗 Drew Not even pizza.

41:50🔗 Adam There you go. Thank you.

41:51🔗 Drew It's bread with cheese.

41:52🔗 Adam Thank you.

41:52🔗 Drew It's cheese bread.

41:53🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you. Finally, an ounce of sanity in this room. We'll be back.

42:39🔗 Drew Yeah, really?

42:40🔗 Adam Anderson, Engineer Anderson, giving me the eyebrow cue tonight. It's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Who's coming in tonight from Run DMC?

42:59🔗 Drew This is Mr. J.

43:01🔗 Adam J.

43:03🔗 Drew Jam Master J.

43:03🔗 Adam Jam Master J. Jam Master J would be coming in from Run DMC. Thanks a lot. Where are we here, Drew?

43:12🔗 Caller Corrin?

43:14🔗 Adam Corrin? Yes, Corrin. Corrin, yes. There we go. What's up?

43:19🔗 Drew Oh, wait, wait. I just wanted to... Excuse me. Hang on a second, Corrin. Will you just give some kudos to Corrin? The phone picked up. She immediately turned her radio down. Thank you. Did you hear that?

43:29🔗 Adam Very good.

43:29🔗 Drew Corrin, you are a good caller.

43:31🔗 Oh, thank you.

43:32🔗 Adam What's happening?

43:33🔗 Well, I had a question about Special K. The drag that's going on in the club. I wanted to know what the long-term effects of it were.

43:40🔗 Drew We don't know. I have not seen any good data on this. I've treated a couple of people that did a lot of it. And I'm of the opinion that they had some persistent mood disturbances that they would not have had without it. And it seems like there was some personality changes also, though reasonably subtle. So we don't really know. Don't know yet.

44:00🔗 All the studies I've seen have been positive, except for the fact that it is addictive.

44:04🔗 Drew Well, positive in what sense?

44:06🔗 Positive in the fact that I saw something. It wasn't the Internet. That's what I'm calling.

44:13🔗 Drew I've seen people's lives destroyed by this drug. Make no mistake about it. Oh, yeah. I mean, the addiction can be this devastating.

44:19🔗 Yeah, I heard that the addiction to it was the only thing that was really bad, that it was so addictive. But other than that, it was a safe recreational drug.

44:27🔗 Drew They're really, Corinne, they're just no such thing. There's no such thing as a completely safe therapeutic drug. And the people that, again, I dealt with, have not been many, use a lot of Special K, get a thought disorder, they get kind of psychotic, and a lot of things get disrupted in their lives, and it takes a long while for that to settle down. But are the long-term effects, is there permanent effects? Don't know.

44:50🔗 Really don't know. How long has it been around?

44:52🔗 Drew Ketamine's been around. It's a dissociative anesthetic, been around for a long time. It's used as an animal anesthetic, it's used in teenagers, and still to this day, so it can't be that damaging, right? We still use it for procedures and things.

45:05🔗 All right.

45:06🔗 Drew And what?

45:07🔗 Adam Corinne?

45:08🔗 Yes?

45:08🔗 Adam You're 21.

45:09🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

45:11🔗 Adam Why are you working so hard to defend this drug?

45:13🔗 Caller I should not. I've done it a couple of times, and I heard it was safe, and I don't do it very often anymore. But I wanted to know if it was or not, because I have friends that do do it.

45:23🔗 Adam Okay, but there are a lot of drugs like heroin that aren't really bad for you. You just get addicted to it, and it ruins your life.

45:31🔗 Drew Right. Heroin will not hurt your brain or your body.

45:34🔗 Caller I didn't know that.

45:35🔗 Adam Your body thinks it's taking a multivitamin when you shoot up with heroin.

45:38🔗 Drew No, the shooting up part hurts you, but the heroin doesn't.

45:40🔗 Adam But that's the point. This one may fall into that category, but because it's addictive, it can still ruin your life.

45:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:48🔗 Caller True.

45:49🔗 All right.

45:50🔗 Drew No.

45:51🔗 Adam See, there she goes again.

45:52🔗 Drew Not anything can.

45:53🔗 Caller No, anything that you can be addicted to, like some people overexercise or overwork.

45:58🔗 Drew No, Corinne. See what I'm talking about with her? Yeah. You're very, very, you're rationalizing her. Your denial is pretty profound.

46:04🔗 Adam Keep going, baby.

46:06🔗 Caller No, I was just, I wanted to know what the effects were. I haven't seen anything that it was damaging to the body or the brain or like ecstasy or that's what it means. Really damaging to your body and to your brain. I wanted to know if there was anything on that.

46:19🔗 Drew You're not hearing me tell you that I know something about it. Special, you just don't know yet.

46:24🔗 Adam You can OD on Special K, can't you?

46:26🔗 Drew Yeah. It's kind of hard to though.

46:27🔗 Adam Oh really? I'm sold. I'm going to get some of this. All right, Corinne.

46:32🔗 Caller Thank you.

46:33🔗 Adam All right. Don't go nutty with the drugs though, right?

46:36🔗 Caller Okay.

46:37🔗 Adam All right. She's making a case there. John?

46:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:42🔗 Adam You're 30?

46:43🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

46:43🔗 Adam What's happening?

46:45🔗 Caller Well, nothing is just that I was, you know, I'm very, I have self-esteem on my sex life.

46:54🔗 Adam Low self-esteem?

46:56🔗 Caller Yeah, because I'm, you know, I'm not very proud of my size of my penis.

47:02🔗 Adam I see. What size is your penis?

47:06🔗 Caller Well, you could say it's like a turtle, you know, where it sticks its head in.

47:11🔗 Drew So just the head remains.

47:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:13🔗 Adam You're a big guy.

47:14🔗 Drew Are you real heavy?

47:16🔗 Caller Uh, 300.

47:17🔗 Adam How tall are you?

47:19🔗 Caller 5'7.

47:20🔗 Okay.

47:21🔗 Adam So you, let me do some radio math right here. 5'7, 300 pounds? Yeah. Carry the 5, bring around and multiply by 2. That's 5, 4.5, 726 pounds. What do you do for a living, John?

47:38🔗 Caller I'm an area supervisor.

47:39🔗 Adam I see. You just supervise a certain area?

47:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:42🔗 Adam I understand. Area would be that space around you?

47:47🔗 Drew Area 37.

47:49🔗 Adam Uh-huh. You work for the... The ground.

47:50🔗 Drew The ground.

47:51🔗 Adam The ground. I see.

47:51🔗 Drew The area.

47:54🔗 Adam You live in Chatsworth? Yes, I do. No. That flaming hellhole known as Chatsworth.

47:59🔗 Drew That's pretty sort of breezy and cool out there today, huh?

48:02🔗 Adam Yeah. It's a beautiful country, especially around August. Yeah. I used to work over there in Owens Mouth. By Devonshire.

48:11🔗 Caller Yeah, I drive by there every day.

48:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Take a crap at one of those industrial parks I used to work in over there, would you please tell them Adam Corolla said to blow me?

48:20🔗 Caller No problem.

48:21🔗 Adam Okay. So you got to lose some weight, buddy.

48:24🔗 Caller Is it that because I have three kids?

48:29🔗 Adam Well, if you're a little stretched out down there and you've been carrying those kids.

48:32🔗 Caller Are you married? Not right now, I'm not.

48:35🔗 Drew I'm with a girl. You are with a girl?

48:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:38🔗 Drew Is she happy with your relationship?

48:39🔗 Caller Well, see, I'm afraid to ask her.

48:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:42🔗 Caller Because I feel that I'm not happy with her.

48:46🔗 Adam He doesn't want that answer.

48:47🔗 Drew All right, Adam.

48:48🔗 Adam Hey, John.

48:48🔗 Drew Mailbox time.

48:49🔗 Adam John, one second. We had a couple of guys, a couple of doctors in here earlier this week who explained to us that when a man loses, I think it was like 30 pounds, he adds an inch to his penis.

49:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:04🔗 Adam Because of how much weight you put on around the penis.

49:08🔗 Drew And that's a big fat pad.

49:10🔗 Caller Look. Yeah. I mean, do you think if I lost the weight, will it help?

49:15🔗 Adam Yes.

49:16🔗 Caller The coming of many also?

49:20🔗 Drew No. It's hard and it will have some effect on it.

49:24🔗 Caller See, when me and my girlfriend are having sex. Yeah. She wants to go the second round. It's like, you know, when I do that.

49:32🔗 Drew Stop. Because your estrogen levels will drop, your testosterone levels will go up, especially if you're exercising, you should be good for a second time.

49:39🔗 Adam There you go.

49:40🔗 Drew Alright.

49:40🔗 Adam So now, what are you going to do to lose the weight?

49:42🔗 Drew You got to lose at least 100 pounds. Take a lot of water. And exercise.

49:46🔗 Adam And exercise.

49:47🔗 Drew At least 100 pounds.

49:48🔗 Caller Okay.

49:49🔗 Drew Alright. And get a dietitian and go on a proper plan and get this thing off.

49:53🔗 Caller Okay. So dieting would help grow the penis and make it three rounds, four rounds.

50:01🔗 Adam Look at tofu as fertilizer for your penis.

50:04🔗 Caller Okay.

50:05🔗 Adam And this guy said an inch every 30 pounds. So if you get down to 180, you're going to put four inches on your Johnson.

50:12🔗 Drew Now you're pissed at him.

50:14🔗 Adam Yeah, because I'm already at 180. I got to get down to 40 pounds.

50:18🔗 Caller So if I'm not even an inch, I mean...

50:21🔗 Adam Don't worry. John, listen. Screwball, stop focusing on your wanker. And lose the weight, and the penis will come along with that.

50:30🔗 Drew Yeah. Your self-esteem is real bad, and the penis will become a symbol for you. And it will work on your life, too, at the same time. It's all needs to come along here.

50:37🔗 Adam Here's a guy who's morbidly overweight.

50:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

50:41🔗 Adam I mean, 5'7, 300 pounds is... And listen, I bet you he's 330 if he's a pound.

50:48🔗 Drew I agree.

50:48🔗 Adam And I bet you he's 5'6, if he's a centimeter.

50:51🔗 Drew Well, it's interesting. When you did the radio math, I was assuming you'd round it way up also, just because I just picked that up from him.

50:57🔗 Adam Here's a guy who's morbidly obese at 30 years old, and we have to dangle the penis in front of him in order to get him to lead a healthy life. You gotta lose the weight. If your penis shrinks an inch, you gotta lose the weight. But you will find some penis under that fat. You wanna know what's sad, Drew?

51:19🔗 Drew No, what's sad?

51:19🔗 Adam I'll tell you what's unfair. Not only do women live 7, 8 years longer than men, woman gets fat, her cans get huge. Man gets fat, his penis disappears. What the hell is that? What kind of thinking is that?

51:33🔗 Drew There's so many things.

51:35🔗 Adam That's a slap in the face.

51:37🔗 Drew Well, there's so many things that sort of...

51:38🔗 Adam It's like we're being punished for being men.

51:40🔗 Drew About the differences between men and women that make the existence of God difficult to swallow.

51:44🔗 Adam But, you know, there's certain women out there who put on a few extra pounds, but their cans get huge. So, what do they do? They start wearing flowing sort of baggy skirts and stuff, and then the bustier, halter tops and stuff. And guy has a few beers and all he sees is a big set of cans coming in through the bar door.

52:04🔗 Drew It's just a different version. You know what I mean? It's a different version of you.

52:07🔗 Adam Wouldn't it be great if as a guy you could pack on a few pounds and your Johnson just got huge? So you started wearing tight fitting pants that showed it off? You know, wouldn't it be great if there's a male equivalent to that? You know what it would be? It would be if women really loved ass crack. And sure he's put on 30 or 40 pounds since high school and he's not looking quite as good as he did, but look at that crack. And he starts wearing the shorts that are halfway down his ass and cut off shirts. There should be the equivalent to that. No, instead, what do we get? A penis that hibernates inside our abdomen.

52:46🔗 Drew A tortoise penis.

52:47🔗 Adam Not fair. Not fair. Should I yell not fair again? Or should we go to another call?

52:53🔗 Drew Sure. All right.

52:55🔗 Adam Jeremy?

52:56🔗 Caller It's not fair.

52:57🔗 Adam Not fair.

52:58🔗 Caller I hear you. What's going on? I've been losing a lot of my pubic hair within the past three months.

53:04🔗 Drew Three months. No medicine?

53:06🔗 Caller I mean a lot, almost bald on one side.

53:09🔗 Adam You want me to throw in a not fair?

53:10🔗 Drew It's not fair. It's like a patch of it?

53:14🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean the whole left side for some reason.

53:18🔗 Drew Interesting. How about under your arms?

53:19🔗 Caller No. Nothing but just my pubic area.

53:22🔗 Drew You're not on medication?

53:23🔗 Caller No.

53:24🔗 Drew You haven't used any funny shampoos or coloring agents or anything?

53:27🔗 Caller Same for my whole life almost.

53:29🔗 Drew That area hasn't touched anything unusual?

53:31🔗 Caller No.

53:32🔗 Drew There's no rash?

53:33🔗 Caller I've been with my girlfriend for years. Is that unusual? No.

53:35🔗 Drew There's no rash or skin problems underneath that?

53:37🔗 Caller No. It's just been falling off almost on one side.

53:40🔗 Drew Are you feeling okay otherwise?

53:41🔗 Yeah.

53:43🔗 Drew Well, it's interesting.

53:45🔗 Adam Drew's sinking tumor.

53:46🔗 Drew No. Classically, pubic hair loss is adrenal dysfunction. Your adrenal glands are shutting down like an Addison syndrome.

53:54🔗 Adam Why just one side?

53:55🔗 Drew That I don't get. That's what makes me think more dermatologic.

53:58🔗 Adam Are you left-balled?

54:01🔗 Caller I'm actually right.

54:02🔗 Adam You're right with your right ball?

54:04🔗 Drew Alopecia areata is little patches of hair loss usually on the scalp, but I imagine it can occur elsewhere.

54:10🔗 Caller From what?

54:11🔗 Drew It's a syndrome of patches of hair loss usually on the scalp. It's often caused by stress, like car accidents, that kind of thing. Have you ever had anything like that happen?

54:19🔗 Caller No. I mean, well, one thing I can say, I mean, I've been losing a lot of weight. I don't know if that makes a difference, but...

54:25🔗 Drew Why are you losing the weight?

54:26🔗 Caller Because I was a little, you know, hefty.

54:29🔗 Drew So you're trying to lose the weight?

54:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:31🔗 Drew How are you doing it?

54:32🔗 Caller By not eating as much. Hold on.

54:34🔗 Adam Let me write that down.

54:36🔗 Drew What are you eating or not eating?

54:37🔗 Caller I'm eating a lot still. I'm just not trying to eat the fatty food, you know. I eat the...

54:42🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Thin crust.

54:43🔗 Caller Hey, Adam's diet.

54:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

54:45🔗 Yeah.

54:46🔗 Adam All right, buddy. Well, should he go to the doctor?

54:49🔗 Drew I think he should.

54:50🔗 What is it, though?

54:50🔗 Caller I mean, what could it be caused from?

54:52🔗 Drew Well, didn't I just go through three or four different things?

54:54🔗 Adam Yeah, but you didn't get my definitive answer.

54:56🔗 Drew Okay. Addison's disease. Look up Addison's on the web.

54:59🔗 Adam Really?

55:00🔗 Drew Of course, you can't get a definitive answer.

55:01🔗 Adam Two D's?

55:02🔗 Drew Two D's.

55:03🔗 Adam Okay. He needs to go to the doctor. Yeah. Could be something serious, right?

55:07🔗 Drew It's possible. I mean, that's sort of a classic thing, but I suspect it's just something to do with the skin, something's irritating the skin there.

55:13🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take a break.

55:15🔗 Caller We'll be back.

55:18🔗 Adam In a minute.

55:40🔗 Caller Kermis, Portland, an Entercom radio station.

56:10🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline. I screwed that up. Yeah, it wasn't good. It was pretty bad radio. Pretty bad radio. Let me try that again.

56:21🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. It was great. It was beautiful. Dude, no, really, it's not you. It's us.

56:26🔗 Adam No, that was great. You were great. I feel like I cheated the listeners. Let me try that again. Try to do some good radio for a change. All right, here we go. Try to get my rhythm right. I don't talk.

56:51🔗 Caller Loveline Fast-Growing Outlaw Radio North America.

56:54🔗 Caller There we go.

56:56🔗 Adam Now that's radio, everybody. Jam Master Jay is here from Run-D.M.C.

57:03🔗 Drew Oh, oh, your mic's not on.

57:04🔗 Adam Your mic going there?

57:06🔗 Drew There we are. Go ahead.

57:07🔗 Jam Master Jay There we go.

57:08🔗 Adam There. We'll turn it down for you.

57:10🔗 Jam Master Jay There we go.

57:10🔗 Adam Thanks for coming in.

57:12🔗 Jam Master Jay Happy to be here.

57:14🔗 Adam 20 million records Run-D.M.C. has sold.

57:17🔗 Caller Wow.

57:19🔗 Jam Master Jay In 20 years?

57:21🔗 Adam That is not bad. One of the godfathers of rap.

57:26🔗 Jam Master Jay Hip-hop.

57:28🔗 Adam Would you call it rap or hip-hop?

57:29🔗 Jam Master Jay You know, hip-hop is a form of, hip-hop is like the culture and we rap over all kinds of music.

57:38🔗 Adam What was first though? Was rap before hip-hop or hip-hop before rap?

57:43🔗 Jam Master Jay I would say that the culture came before the art.

57:47🔗 Adam Right.

57:47🔗 Jam Master Jay The culture. I think the culture of hip-hop came around and people were like breakdancing and people were deejaying and then rap was formed through it. But rap definitely took hip-hop to another level.

57:59🔗 Adam You smell good.

58:01🔗 Jam Master Jay I just got out the shower.

58:03🔗 Adam Wow.

58:04🔗 Drew You really smell good.

58:04🔗 Jam Master Jay I was coming to the loveline. I was just catching the mood.

58:07🔗 Drew If he's fresh with you, let me know. I'll kick his ass.

58:09🔗 Adam Hey, when a guy smells good, he smells good. It should be commented on. Run DMC can be seen on Leno this Friday night. When the new CD is out, when?

58:24🔗 Jam Master Jay It just came out. That is right. It's out now.

58:27🔗 Adam That is right. Who's on this CD?

58:30🔗 Jam Master Jay Gang of People, Everlast, Stephen Jenkins from 3rd Eye Blind, Nas, Method Man, Fred Dyrsh, Kid Rock. It's a lot of fun making this album.

58:45🔗 Adam Who recruited all these guys?

58:46🔗 Jam Master Jay Kind of like Run. We were doing a lot of touring, and we was running two people, and Run was like, hey, you want to do a song with this dude and that dude? It's just after eight years and not making a song, it seemed like you asked a lot of people, and a lot of people just showed up.

59:03🔗 Adam And I'm guessing that most of these people listen to Run DMC growing up, coming up, and probably would jump at the chance to do a Run DMC record.

59:14🔗 Jam Master Jay It was a lot of fun, you know what I'm saying? We covered a lot of ground in our time, and everybody was just coming, hey, I'm down, let's do a song, let's make some music, and that's what it's all about.

59:29🔗 Adam Well, we will, I don't know if we're going to hear, are we going to hear something off the new CD, Anderson, do we have it here?

59:35🔗 Jam Master Jay I'll host some.

59:35🔗 Adam Yeah, we do, oh good. All right, so we'll hear that, and again, Leno on Friday, we'll take some phone calls, and here's some Run-D.M.C. too. Bryan?

59:45🔗 Caller Hey.

59:46🔗 Adam Hey, you're 15, what's up?

59:48🔗 Caller I was racing my dirt bike, I was out racing, I was going with the whoop section, I got stuck in a rut and I went out of it, and I crashed, and my balls hit the gas tank, and it hurt really bad, and it was hurting for like two or three days after.

1:00:04🔗 Drew No kidding.

1:00:04🔗 Caller And like, I was wondering like, could I go sterile from that?

1:00:08🔗 Drew Both of that's hurt?

1:00:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:10🔗 Drew Do they swell up?

1:00:13🔗 Adam Hey, Bryan, turn your radio down, screwball.

1:00:15🔗 Caller Oh, sorry.

1:00:16🔗 Drew Both of them hurt?

1:00:17🔗 Caller Yeah, but they're not swollen or anything. They didn't get swollen. It's like normal, but they just hurt really bad.

1:00:22🔗 Drew They don't hurt anymore.

1:00:23🔗 Jam Master Jay Out.

1:00:23🔗 Drew Well, why didn't you get that checked out?

1:00:26🔗 Jam Master Jay Immediately.

1:00:26🔗 Caller No, I had the paramedic people check it out, and they said it was just fine, but I was just wondering if I could go for it.

1:00:32🔗 Drew No, no, you gotta see a urologist.

1:00:34🔗 Jam Master Jay Why?

1:00:34🔗 Adam They said he was fine.

1:00:35🔗 Drew Yeah, no. No? You can fracture them, you can cause all kinds of problems. Yeah, you can injure them severely enough that they could be permanently non-functional, sure.

1:00:46🔗 Adam Bryan, you got that seat pad that goes up the tank?

1:00:49🔗 Caller Oh, no, it just does.

1:00:51🔗 Adam You gotta get one of those.

1:00:52🔗 Caller All right.

1:00:53🔗 Adam Yeah, you gotta take it easy on them whoops. What year is your bike?

1:00:57🔗 Caller It's a 896.

1:00:58🔗 Adam Yeah, it doesn't have that seat pad that goes up the front, huh?

1:01:01🔗 Caller No.

1:01:01🔗 Drew That must be not cool.

1:01:04🔗 Adam Well, any form of protection is not cool. That's the thing I always find interesting about our society. It's like, hey, you put a helmet on, you're a pussy. Put a cup on, you're a wuss.

1:01:14🔗 Drew Are you able to get...

1:01:15🔗 Adam You know, I'd be wearing a cup if I was riding a motorcycle.

1:01:17🔗 Drew Are you able to get erections now?

1:01:19🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah. It doesn't hurt any more, but just like two, three days after, it just hurt really bad.

1:01:24🔗 Drew I'm sure you'll get it checked out. Urologist, huh?

1:01:26🔗 Adam All right, Bryan.

1:01:27🔗 Caller All right, thanks.

1:01:28🔗 Adam Yeah, good times there, buddy. Let's talk to Alicia.

1:01:31🔗 Hello.

1:01:32🔗 Adam Alicia, what's up?

1:01:33🔗 I'm calling about vaginal reconstruction. Great. I want to get the surgery done, but I had a friend who did it, and she said now she's having a lot of weird discharge.

1:01:45🔗 Drew Why did she do it?

1:01:46🔗 Well, she's a part of my survivor's group. Because she didn't really have a choice in losing her virginity.

1:01:52🔗 Drew She was sexually abused?

1:01:53🔗 Yeah.

1:01:53🔗 Caller How old was she?

1:01:54🔗 She was really young. I don't recall how old she was.

1:01:57🔗 Drew How about you?

1:01:58🔗 I was a baby.

1:02:02🔗 Adam You were a baby when you were sexually abused?

1:02:04🔗 Well, I've been sexually abused from the age that I can remember, 3 to 14.

1:02:09🔗 Drew By family members or the same person?

1:02:12🔗 By family members, by people who weren't in the family.

1:02:16🔗 Drew How does that work?

1:02:17🔗 Adam They smell that victim thing.

1:02:19🔗 Not yet.

1:02:20🔗 Drew What's up with your parents?

1:02:21🔗 Huh?

1:02:22🔗 Drew What's up with your parents?

1:02:23🔗 Mom was a drug addict and my dad was a drug addict also.

1:02:29🔗 Adam So what's up with your vagina?

1:02:30🔗 Caller Well, I just...

1:02:31🔗 Adam How many times a week do I say that, Drew?

1:02:34🔗 Drew Twice.

1:02:36🔗 I want to have surgery but I'm scared that, you know, like, is there any danger?

1:02:40🔗 Adam What's wrong? Why do you want to have... You want to have the hymen repaired?

1:02:44🔗 Yeah.

1:02:44🔗 Drew Why?

1:02:45🔗 Because I want the toys.

1:02:47🔗 Because I didn't have the toys.

1:02:48🔗 Drew I see. I see.

1:02:49🔗 Adam Very, very interesting. Okay, we had some gynecologists on here on Sunday. One of them worked for a place that did hymen reconstructive surgery. They would essentially take women who had their hymens broken and replace the hymen, therefore making them sort of mechanically like virgins again.

1:03:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:10🔗 Adam And you want to do it is a sort of symbolic statement.

1:03:13🔗 Yeah, because I want the toys.

1:03:15🔗 Drew So you re-empowered, right? To get your part of yourself back in some way.

1:03:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:22🔗 I was violated and I wanted that.

1:03:23🔗 Drew Alicia, I'm on board with this. That's fascinating.

1:03:25🔗 Adam What if you get to new hymen in some uncle molesty or something?

1:03:31🔗 Nobody's going to violate me anymore.

1:03:32🔗 Adam I see.

1:03:33🔗 Drew How dare you, Adam?

1:03:34🔗 Adam She's no longer a victim. It's a possibility.

1:03:37🔗 Drew Alicia, how did it go with your friend? Did it really make her feel sort of empowered, like she reconnected with a part of herself she'd lost?

1:03:44🔗 Yeah, it does.

1:03:46🔗 Drew Of course, you obviously understand you have to really keep going on your therapy or you're going to be victimized again by somebody else. So, we just do it all over again, right? Yeah.

1:03:54🔗 Of course.

1:03:55🔗 Adam Okay.

1:03:55🔗 Drew All right. We're on board with it.

1:03:57🔗 I was just wondering if there's any like-

1:03:59🔗 Drew No, it's a very minor safe procedure.

1:04:02🔗 Adam This guy said it took 20 minutes. It costs 3,800 bucks. But maybe he'd give some sort of survivor's discount. This is for rich OPEC checks. I think he's gouging them. But for you, or maybe you could do a whole group thing with the whole survivor group.

1:04:18🔗 Drew Yeah. Outlast, Outwit.

1:04:20🔗 Adam I mean, it's for everyone.

1:04:21🔗 So, there's no like weird side effect, anything dangerous?

1:04:24🔗 Adam He didn't speak of it. He said it was pretty simple.

1:04:27🔗 Drew He, in fact, quoted that it's been done worldwide and there's never been a single complication.

1:04:31🔗 All right, then.

1:04:32🔗 Adam All right. But then, then what? Then, you got to hang on for a while.

1:04:35🔗 Well, it's good because I get to have my toys back.

1:04:39🔗 Adam Right. Right.

1:04:39🔗 Drew I get it. I get it.

1:04:40🔗 Adam Okay.

1:04:41🔗 Drew I'm on board with it.

1:04:42🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:04:43🔗 Well, thank you.

1:04:44🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, when she gets that hymen, it's going to be like my friend, my friend Chris, his mom would get the carpet cleaned once a year. And for four months, we couldn't wear our shoes in the house. Right. You know, she'd say, take the shoes off. And then his dad would get loaded. He worked on transmissions and would go through the house in his transmission boots. And then it'd be game on again with the carpet. But it's funny how the mind works in that I just got this carpet cleaned, everyone takes their shoes off before they enter the house, and eventually it fades. Eventually it goes away. But that'd be a good thing to do though, is give your daughter a new hymen every year. Like for Christmas.

1:05:23🔗 Drew Honey, it's your birthday again. Hire for the new hymen.

1:05:25🔗 Adam You're getting another hymen. I bet it would slow them down. Now this time I want you to hang on to that thing. The last one lasted 45 minutes. Mailman gotcha.

1:05:34🔗 Drew We're not into the gimmicky confronting your victimizer. But I'm kind of on board with this. You know, it really gives them something back.

1:05:43🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, Jay, as a man, and I'll ask this to Drew too, if you met a woman and you knew she wasn't a virgin, but yet there was the hymen, would you feel a little bit honored, like the reopening of a store?

1:06:00🔗 Drew Grand reopening.

1:06:02🔗 Adam Yeah. It's not like a groundbreaking, but it's like they give it a coat of paint, a little remod, now they're opening again.

1:06:08🔗 Jam Master Jay I think that's kind of cool.

1:06:11🔗 Drew Any effort, Adam.

1:06:12🔗 Jam Master Jay She put an effort in it.

1:06:13🔗 Drew Right.

1:06:13🔗 Jam Master Jay You know?

1:06:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:14🔗 Jam Master Jay Starting all over again. Then she lies, hey.

1:06:17🔗 Adam Right. And it has that new vagina smell. All right. And some sort of warranty, I'm guessing. All right. Wendy.

1:06:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:06:28🔗 Adam You're 18.

1:06:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:06:30🔗 Adam What's up?

1:06:30🔗 Jam Master Jay I have a question. Does acid, like, will it affect birth control at all?

1:06:36🔗 Drew Well, possibly. It doesn't necessarily, but we always say is really just about any medication can.

1:06:45🔗 Jam Master Jay OK.

1:06:45🔗 Drew And so you might want to use a second means of contraception, like a condom, something like that. But it's unlikely to have a significant effect.

1:06:51🔗 Adam How much acid are you doing?

1:06:53🔗 Jam Master Jay I've only done it once. And it was just one time. And I mean, I did like it, so I might do it again.

1:07:00🔗 Drew But just take it easy. Please take it easy. That's a dangerous drug.

1:07:03🔗 Jam Master Jay Well, yeah, I'm going to be very, very, very, very careful.

1:07:06🔗 Drew Yeah. That would mean that would mean not doing it.

1:07:08🔗 Jam Master Jay But how can you be careful? Because it's not like you're getting it from a pharmacist. It's like this is the proper acid to take. You know, you're taking it, you're getting it out in the street, so you never know what you're getting.

1:07:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:20🔗 Adam Right. You're getting a little piece of toilet paper that's Bart Simpson's head on it from some junkie at the park. And this time, you know, it's the right dose.

1:07:28🔗 Drew Yeah, we're disturbing Wendy's delicate balance of perceptions of reality.

1:07:32🔗 Adam I don't want to bum your high, Wendy.

1:07:33🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

1:07:34🔗 I totally understand.

1:07:35🔗 Jam Master Jay But it's just, it was something that I tried. I mean, it's not even like 100% definite that I would do it again.

1:07:41🔗 Adam Okay.

1:07:42🔗 Jam Master Jay But it was just something that I tried. And I don't know. I can't say that I won't do it again, but I can also say that I will. All right.

1:07:49🔗 Adam You know, I, you know, I, I, yeah. I was thinking about drugs, though. She was talking about that. And think about it. Every drug, heroin, acid, weed, whatever, coke, it kind of works out. It's a good argument for the just the free trade system and not having the government involved. I mean, I've taken plenty of drugs in my day. I've never got anything that was, you know, baking soda or oregano. You know, there's a kind of a code which is, well, sure, you could substitute something else. You could just give him a piece of toilet paper. You could let nothing on it, but someone would kill you or you'd be out of business or it wouldn't work out for you in the big picture.

1:08:29🔗 Jam Master Jay You're talking about the drug dealer's code, huh?

1:08:31🔗 Adam Yeah, it's weird that it kind of works out. I mean, if you polled 100 people who've done just about every drug for 10 years and said, tell me about the time you got the substitute drug or the fake drug or the bad drug, and out of the 100 people, one guy could probably tell you one time. Do you know what I mean?

1:08:50🔗 Jam Master Jay The one guy can't tell you because he's dead.

1:08:53🔗 Adam Boy, that's a good point. I'll factor that in. Jay makes a very valid point. Alina?

1:09:01🔗 Jam Master Jay Hey.

1:09:01🔗 Adam Hey, you're 19. What's up?

1:09:03🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah, I've got this weird... I've never seen this before, but from the back of my mouth, I have these little white particle type things. They feel like it's a food or something, but they're white.

1:09:15🔗 Drew They're sort of in your tonsils, like?

1:09:18🔗 Jam Master Jay Kind of, yeah.

1:09:18🔗 Drew You don't know what I mean by tonsils, do you?

1:09:20🔗 Jam Master Jay Like the back of my mouth.

1:09:22🔗 Drew Yeah. Did you have your tonsils out?

1:09:24🔗 Jam Master Jay No.

1:09:25🔗 Drew Yeah. There's sort of little raspberries back there?

1:09:29🔗 Jam Master Jay I guess.

1:09:30🔗 Drew And they have little pockets in it?

1:09:32🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah. It's coming from all around the sides of my mouth to the back.

1:09:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:35🔗 Adam What is that?

1:09:36🔗 Drew It's debris. It's just debris. There's a little stuff back there. Stuff gets caught. People think they have an infection.

1:09:43🔗 Jam Master Jay But it's literally coming out of it, and they smell like crap.

1:09:46🔗 Drew I know. Because it's old nasty debris. Things you ate two weeks ago. And you can talk to your dentist about this. There may be things that can give you a scrub back there.

1:09:54🔗 Adam And she'd take your toothbrush and get it back there.

1:09:56🔗 Jam Master Jay It's hard. I put holes in my mouth at the back there.

1:10:00🔗 Drew Yeah. There are these cavities you get back there. Maybe it's... You sure you don't have your tonsils out?

1:10:05🔗 Jam Master Jay I'm sure I haven't had them out.

1:10:06🔗 Drew Okay. Well, those are things in your tonsils. They have to give you special breaths to get the stuff out.

1:10:11🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah.

1:10:11🔗 Adam And that's where the bad breath comes from.

1:10:12🔗 Drew That's where the bad breath comes from. Yes.

1:10:14🔗 Jam Master Jay I don't have bad breath, though.

1:10:15🔗 Drew Oh, yes, you do.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Yeah. People are just too polite. Hmm.

1:10:20🔗 Jam Master Jay You're gross. It tastes fine until it comes out, and then the actual bull smell crap.

1:10:25🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, see if you can get back there with your toothbrush or talk to your dentist.

1:10:29🔗 Drew Talk to your dentist.

1:10:29🔗 Adam You ever get a whiff of your own breath? It doesn't happen that often. You know, like once in a while, you'll get a whiff of your own breath. I don't know how.

1:10:37🔗 Jam Master Jay It has to be like, you know, after drinking all night or something, it'll catch up on you.

1:10:42🔗 Adam Just somehow you do something. I don't know. Sometimes you lick something and then you smell it and it smells bad. But you get to taste your own breath and you go, my, that ain't good. I think you can smell most all your other parts, but your breath, I think God planned it so you wouldn't smell it because it would drive you insane.

1:11:04🔗 Drew Well, taste and smell are together. Oh, yeah?

1:11:07🔗 Adam Very good there, Drew. I'll tell you, this Jay smells great. I'll take a bite right out of him. What kind of cologne is that?

1:11:17🔗 Jam Master Jay Carolina Herrera 212.

1:11:19🔗 Adam Is it expensive?

1:11:20🔗 Jam Master Jay I don't know. I got it duty free.

1:11:24🔗 Adam Got it at the airport?

1:11:25🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah. Duty free coming back.

1:11:28🔗 Adam Yeah. It doesn't smell like duty. It is duty free. It smells good.

1:11:35🔗 Yes?

1:11:35🔗 Adam You're 20?

1:11:37🔗 Caller Yes. I had an abortion on March 29th of this year. Ever since then, of course, I waited two weeks to have sex with my boyfriend. Ever since then, I'm not feeling as much as I used to before my abortion.

1:11:58🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:11:59🔗 Caller Like during penetration, I'm not feeling, I guess, as sexually aroused as I used to be before my abortion. I'm wondering if it's because of that.

1:12:12🔗 Adam So it's been about five, six weeks, right?

1:12:15🔗 Drew They didn't put you on a new pill or something afterwards?

1:12:17🔗 Caller They put me on birth control.

1:12:19🔗 Drew Well, there you go.

1:12:20🔗 Caller I had birth control about two years ago and it decreased my sexual activity. My, I guess, libido, you would say.

1:12:32🔗 Drew Yeah. Isn't that what you're describing now?

1:12:33🔗 Caller No. I have, I'm totally, like, I want sex every day. It's just the actual penetration. I can't feel.

1:12:45🔗 Drew Were you sexually abused at one time?

1:12:46🔗 Caller No. Never.

1:12:48🔗 Drew Can't feel, is it the same guy?

1:12:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:12:51🔗 Drew I can't feel penetration.

1:12:52🔗 Adam Well, since the abortion.

1:12:54🔗 Caller Since the abortion.

1:12:55🔗 Adam Well, maybe it's psychological.

1:12:57🔗 Drew That's weird. I mean, you know, that's, that's...

1:13:00🔗 Adam It is?

1:13:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:01🔗 Drew It doesn't make sense to me.

1:13:02🔗 Adam Well, can you give her a few more months?

1:13:03🔗 Caller I can feel it, but I, not as much as I did before my abortion.

1:13:08🔗 Adam How freaked out are you over the abortion?

1:13:12🔗 Caller Uh, it really wasn't something I wanted to do.

1:13:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:16🔗 Drew Pretty freaked out. But, so you feel it, you're just not aroused by it?

1:13:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:21🔗 Drew All right.

1:13:22🔗 Adam All right.

1:13:22🔗 Drew Hey, you want a different pill now than you were last time?

1:13:24🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:13:25🔗 Drew I still think it's the pill.

1:13:27🔗 Caller Okay.

1:13:27🔗 Drew I do.

1:13:28🔗 Caller Should I change it?

1:13:29🔗 Drew Yeah. Talk to the doctor about the pill you're getting, these side effects.

1:13:32🔗 Caller Okay.

1:13:32🔗 Drew All right?

1:13:32🔗 Caller All right. Thank you.

1:13:33🔗 Adam All right. Good times. Yeah.

1:13:35🔗 Caller Hey, you know what? Adam, you are totally awesome.

1:13:38🔗 Adam Oh, thank you.

1:13:39🔗 Caller Dr. Drew?

1:13:40🔗 Caller Huh?

1:13:41🔗 Caller You're even better.

1:13:42🔗 Drew Oh, I think.

1:13:43🔗 Adam Say something good about the Jam Master Jay, by the way.

1:13:46🔗 Caller Well, I don't... I was in the country, but my... My brother listens to you, so he absolutely loves you.

1:13:54🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:13:55🔗 Caller You're welcome.

1:13:56🔗 Adam All right.

1:13:56🔗 Caller You guys have a nice night.

1:13:58🔗 Adam Good times there with that country music.

1:14:00🔗 Caller Bye.

1:14:02🔗 Adam I tell you, that is one brand of music I still can't really pallet, the country music. It just drives, it's nails on the chalkboard. Yeah. It really, it really, it really bothers me. And the older, the worse. You ever see those guys? You ever see that stuff on TV late night? Legends of the Grand Old Opry, the Conway Twitty up there.

1:14:27🔗 Drew Have you ever seen the Grand Old Opry?

1:14:30🔗 Adam No.

1:14:30🔗 Drew Disneyland.

1:14:31🔗 Adam Really?

1:14:32🔗 Drew It's massive.

1:14:33🔗 Adam What's that big?

1:14:34🔗 Drew Opry is huge.

1:14:35🔗 Adam Run DMC ever play the Grand Old Opry?

1:14:38🔗 Caller No.

1:14:39🔗 Adam Shocking. I guess not. Now, what? When were you there, Drew?

1:14:45🔗 Drew Remember I was broadcasting back from Nashville?

1:14:47🔗 Adam Yeah. You went to the Grand Old Opry?

1:14:49🔗 Drew No, I just drove past. I was like, Oh my God.

1:14:51🔗 Adam What is Opry? Is that opera? Is that Hillbillies pronouncing opera? What is Opry? Is that a word? It's not spelled like opera, is it?

1:15:02🔗 Drew R-E-Y.

1:15:03🔗 Adam Really? All right. So they just made that one up? Some drunk miner just pronounced opry one day and it's done?

1:15:11🔗 Drew It's not decided. That's what it's going to be.

1:15:13🔗 Adam Great. All right. Run DMC. At least Jam Master Jay is here for Run DMC. Crown Royal is the name of the CD. We'll hear something off that. It's not country, but we'll hear it anyway after this.

1:15:26🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying out there?

1:16:04🔗 Caller It's Loveline.

1:16:05🔗 Adam I'm Adam Perola. That's Dr. Drew. Jam Master Jay is here tonight from Run DMC. Crown Royal is the name of the CD. It is out as we speak, find it everywhere. And the Tonight Show, Jay Leno's show, Friday Night. That's where you can find Run DMC. I'm guessing you guys have done that show several hundred times.

1:16:26🔗 Jam Master Jay This is our first Jay Leno, we did Let Him In.

1:16:30🔗 Caller Right.

1:16:31🔗 Jam Master Jay Maybe all of them.

1:16:33🔗 Drew All of them. That would be a hundred times on Leno as you said.

1:16:35🔗 Caller Well, Carson?

1:16:37🔗 Jam Master Jay What did you do with Carson? Let Him In, Griffin.

1:16:41🔗 Caller Merv Griffin?

1:16:41🔗 Jam Master Jay Wow.

1:16:42🔗 Caller Wow.

1:16:43🔗 Jam Master Jay We go back. Our CD-O, you know, all the night shows. What's the lady name? The first? Well, what's the lady name?

1:16:52🔗 Drew What? A nighttime?

1:16:52🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah.

1:16:53🔗 Drew Did Joan Rivers have a nighttime show?

1:16:54🔗 Adam Yeah. She did for about 10 minutes. How about Alan Thicke?

1:16:59🔗 Drew No. Steve Allen.

1:17:01🔗 Adam No.

1:17:03🔗 Caller Jack Parr.

1:17:05🔗 Adam Yeah. He was on between a plate spinner and senior Wences.

1:17:09🔗 Jam Master Jay We did American Bandstand.

1:17:11🔗 Adam Really?

1:17:12🔗 Jam Master Jay That was big.

1:17:13🔗 Adam Soul Train. That's still around. No.

1:17:16🔗 Jam Master Jay Geez.

1:17:16🔗 Adam That's been like 25 years.

1:17:18🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:17:19🔗 Jam Master Jay Easy.

1:17:20🔗 Adam Tell you, that is my goal.

1:17:21🔗 Drew My goal is to be on Soul Train. That is a lofty goal for you, Adam.

1:17:25🔗 Adam You know, Jimmy, my partner Jimmy, his goal is to win a Soul Train Award.

1:17:30🔗 Jam Master Jay Wow.

1:17:30🔗 Adam Yeah. And he's not black and he doesn't sing.

1:17:33🔗 Jam Master Jay Okay.

1:17:33🔗 Adam So he's a little ways off, but he's still the guy has a lofty goals. He's going for his second daytime Emmy in a couple of weeks.

1:17:43🔗 Drew So he'll have to show up at that?

1:17:44🔗 Adam Yep. So the Soul Train Award cannot be too far behind. That's what I keep telling him. He ought to go first. He get a Stanley Cup before he gets his Soul Train Award. You ought to just go for that. All right. So we will take ourselves a call. Then we'll hear something off the new Run DM.

1:18:01🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:18:02🔗 Adam Yes.

1:18:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18:03🔗 Adam Okay. Calista.

1:18:05🔗 Hi.

1:18:05🔗 Adam What's up?

1:18:07🔗 First I want to say Dr. Drew, I really admire you.

1:18:09🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:18:10🔗 I've been listening to this show for a really long time.

1:18:12🔗 Drew Great. What's going on?

1:18:15🔗 Ever since I started having sex about three years ago, every time I have an orgasm during intercourse, I start crying, like right afterwards.

1:18:24🔗 Drew Good crying? Well... By the way, let me just clarify something. Women have a thing they call good crying.

1:18:30🔗 Yeah.

1:18:30🔗 Drew I mean, that just doesn't make sense, but... Like it feels good, like there's a release of some type.

1:18:36🔗 Not really. It's kind of disturbing. It's just like this outburst. I mean, I can't control it.

1:18:42🔗 Drew Is it with the same guy every time?

1:18:44🔗 It's been with different guys. It's intensified over the last six months with this one guy I've been with.

1:18:50🔗 Drew Can you associate it with anything?

1:18:53🔗 No, I mean.

1:18:55🔗 Drew Any other feeling you're having at that moment?

1:18:57🔗 No, it's just like this rush of like, I mean, the physical feeling and the emotion. And then all of a sudden, I just find myself physically crying. There's no real emotional thing that goes with it.

1:19:07🔗 Adam Jay, did you have a question for her?

1:19:09🔗 Jam Master Jay I want to know, do you cry for other things?

1:19:13🔗 Well, yeah, I mean, I don't cry really often, but, I mean, I'm not, you know, like overly emotional usually, but.

1:19:22🔗 Adam Right.

1:19:22🔗 Drew But again, I'm trying to clarify some of your sense of what you're crying about. Does it sort of conjure up some sense that there's a trauma that's surfacing in relation to this?

1:19:33🔗 Well, I was molested when I was a kid. Oh.

1:19:38🔗 Drew Well, all right, so this is sort of typical behavior of somebody with molestation, okay?

1:19:42🔗 Adam Okay.

1:19:42🔗 Drew So there you go.

1:19:43🔗 Adam That kind of explains it.

1:19:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:45🔗 Okay.

1:19:45🔗 Adam Who molested you?

1:19:46🔗 A family friend, a friend of my parents.

1:19:49🔗 Drew How old were you?

1:19:50🔗 I'm 23.

1:19:51🔗 Drew No, how old were you when this happened?

1:19:52🔗 Oh, I was, it was from the time I was 10 till around 12.

1:19:56🔗 Drew Strange, oh, okay. Strangely, you don't sound that bad. You know what I'm saying? You seem to be in decent relationships. You don't, you know, they shouldn't give you that feeling, right? Yeah.

1:20:05🔗 Yeah, I've been okay.

1:20:06🔗 Drew Did you have some therapy or?

1:20:08🔗 I did for a few years when I was younger.

1:20:10🔗 Drew All right, so that helped you a lot.

1:20:13🔗 Yeah.

1:20:13🔗 Adam Did they, was it a guy?

1:20:15🔗 Yeah.

1:20:16🔗 Adam Did he go do some prison time?

1:20:19🔗 Yeah, he did a few years.

1:20:20🔗 Drew Good, good.

1:20:21🔗 Adam Good, I hope he got raped in prison.

1:20:23🔗 Drew But naturally enough, yeah, naturally enough, there's a biological sort of process going on when you're being abused like that through those formative years, and this sort of reconnects with that, understandably enough. And maybe you need to be with somebody you really feel safe with, or you're really more connected with. Somebody, maybe, that's my sense, you know.

1:20:42🔗 Adam You like this guy? You feel safe with him?

1:20:44🔗 Yeah, I do. I've been with him about a year and a half. I really like him.

1:20:48🔗 Drew Could you sort of begin talking with him about these feelings?

1:20:52🔗 Yeah, I mean, he's trying to get me to talk. He's got to start crying.

1:20:55🔗 Drew Well, you got to talk about it. You got to tell him what, I hope he's the right guy, but begin talking about what this is all about, what it means to you, and really, open it up. Get it out of there.

1:21:04🔗 Adam How old is he?

1:21:05🔗 He's my age, he's 23.

1:21:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Are you scared you're going to freak him out?

1:21:10🔗 Yeah, a little bit.

1:21:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Maybe it's time for a little more therapy.

1:21:15🔗 Yeah.

1:21:15🔗 Drew That's the other option.

1:21:17🔗 Adam Yeah. I know I shouldn't be telling people to lie or withhold the truth, but man, I think of myself when I was 23, that conversation, that I was molested conversation for two years by some screwball friend of the family. I'd start crying. My guy is just like, oh no. I know it sounds selfish. I'm just being honest. Most 23-year-old guys, they might freak a little on that.

1:21:47🔗 Drew I think most 23-year-old guys are happy that the girl is with them physically and don't really understand what it means and she seems okay and they sort of kick in the kind of denial mode like, oh wait, no problem.

1:21:58🔗 Caller I'm cool.

1:22:00🔗 Drew They really don't know what it means unless she were already freaking out. You know what I'm saying?

1:22:04🔗 Jam Master Jay But she's crying after they...

1:22:06🔗 Drew Yeah, but I think he'd be relieved to find out what it's about. Oh, it's not me. Yeah. Of course. I understand. That makes sense. Yeah. I can fix that for you. I'm sure most guys...

1:22:15🔗 Jam Master Jay He's already sensing that though.

1:22:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:22:18🔗 Jam Master Jay I would think he's already sensed that.

1:22:20🔗 Adam He does have that vibe and he's asking what's wrong.

1:22:22🔗 Drew Then he wants to get it out.

1:22:23🔗 Adam All right. Well, there you go. Hey, everybody, that's the next step in a relationship.

1:22:29🔗 Drew Honesty. The honesty one.

1:22:30🔗 Adam What was that word?

1:22:31🔗 Drew Honesty.

1:22:32🔗 Adam We'll look that one up. You know what I say, though, Drew, less history, more mystery.

1:22:37🔗 Drew Yes, I know, indeed.

1:22:39🔗 Adam I'm trying to steer clear of English-speaking women now.

1:22:42🔗 Drew Nick, why doesn't she at least say she was raped by a ghost or something or some spirit visited her? There's a lot of mystery.

1:22:47🔗 Adam The captain from the ghost in Mrs. Muir.

1:22:50🔗 Drew Got her.

1:22:50🔗 Adam Yes. All right. Let's hear something from Run DMC. This is off the new Crown Royal CD and this one is called Them Girls. That is them girls from Crown Royal, Run DMC. Jam Master Jay is here from Run DMC.

1:26:38🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah, that's my man Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Screaming on the chorus.

1:26:42🔗 Adam That works.

1:26:43🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah.

1:26:44🔗 Adam Man, that really sounds great. I really enjoyed that. I really did. So much better than country. That was Fred Durst in the back.

1:26:54🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah, that was Fred Durst doing his thing, giving us some love.

1:26:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:58🔗 Jam Master Jay Him and his DJ, Leto.

1:27:01🔗 Adam Yeah, that worked. That sounds great. All right, everyone, that's out in the... Everywhere. Everywhere you get records, that's where you get Crown Royal. Drew is back off the computer and ready to go back to the phones and speak to Emily who's 19. Emily?

1:27:16🔗 Jam Master Jay Yes.

1:27:16🔗 Adam What's up?

1:27:18🔗 Jam Master Jay Not much. First, I want to tell you, I love your show and my parents love your show, too.

1:27:24🔗 Drew Oh, my goodness.

1:27:25🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah, they listen whenever they're out past 10.

1:27:27🔗 Drew Fabulous.

1:27:28🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah.

1:27:29🔗 Adam Which is what, New Year's?

1:27:31🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah.

1:27:32🔗 Adam That's it, huh? New Year's Eve. And what's going on?

1:27:35🔗 Jam Master Jay Okay. Well, I've been seeing my boyfriend for about a year and a half. And I went to college. Well, he went to college, too, but he just stayed pretty much at home in August. And we decided to make it easier for both of us. We'd see other people. But then to make it still easier, we wouldn't tell each other about seeing other people and about like what we were doing.

1:28:00🔗 Drew Wait, wait. You both went to college?

1:28:02🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah.

1:28:03🔗 Adam He stayed in town and went to college and she went away.

1:28:05🔗 Drew I see. I see.

1:28:06🔗 Jam Master Jay So then I kind of saw a few people. But then towards the end of the school year, I started seeing a boy and it got pretty serious.

1:28:15🔗 Drew Which is inevitable really in situations like this.

1:28:18🔗 Jam Master Jay Right. And so now I'm home and this boy I was at school with is coming to visit for the summer.

1:28:26🔗 Like a week in the summer.

1:28:28🔗 Jam Master Jay But my current, like my real boyfriend doesn't even know.

1:28:31🔗 Drew Does the visiting male know about the real boyfriend? Yes. Okay.

1:28:36🔗 Jam Master Jay He knows everything. They both pretty much knew like when they got into it, what they, you know, like my current, like my real boyfriend.

1:28:43🔗 Drew Well, you got to break up with the guy back home. Yeah. You got to break up with the real boyfriend. You got to cut it off.

1:28:50🔗 Jam Master Jay But like I love him.

1:28:52🔗 Drew I know. But that's why you don't want to cut it off because you don't want to feel that pain of the loss. But the fact is you're mistreating each other. You're certainly mistreating him.

1:29:00🔗 Adam Yeah. Why'd you get into that see other people if you're in love?

1:29:03🔗 Drew Yeah. That's not, that's not a love relationship. It's not meant to be. It's a normal behavior. You're leaving for college. You want to establish new relationships, get a clear sense of yourself in a new environment. That's great. You got to do that. Just cut this one loose for a while. Really? Yeah. You're just avoiding the pain. That's all. You just don't want to deal with the loss.

1:29:21🔗 Adam Meanwhile, he's flying some chicken too from Idaho.

1:29:25🔗 Drew He might even be relieved.

1:29:25🔗 Adam He doesn't know what to say.

1:29:26🔗 Drew It's possible.

1:29:27🔗 Adam Well. Or not. Listen, you wouldn't be humping this other guy if you're really in love with this guy.

1:29:32🔗 Jam Master Jay Well, see, we thought like we're our first real serious.

1:29:35🔗 Drew That's the problem, Emily. Five years from now, feelings like this, if the relationship isn't working, you'll just hang in for about nine days.

1:29:44🔗 Adam Right.

1:29:44🔗 Drew Then you're out.

1:29:45🔗 Adam All right. It's over.

1:29:47🔗 Caller Okay. Thanks.

1:29:49🔗 Adam It's really the best part of this gig, isn't it?

1:29:52🔗 Drew Crushing young people's dreams.

1:29:54🔗 Adam Yeah, and just casting them away. I feel like a Roman emperor in the Coliseum. Thumb up, thumb down.

1:30:01🔗 Jam Master Jay Right, right, right.

1:30:03🔗 Adam To the lions, to the lions, send the Christians to the lions. Yeah, it's kind of nice. Feels good. Never think about it for a second either. Never drive home and go, what was that poor girl going through? My heart really goes out there. No, just think about my own craft.

1:30:15🔗 Jam Master Jay Right, but she's banging a couple of guys. It's not that serious.

1:30:19🔗 Adam Oh, listen, she ain't that in love with the guy or she wouldn't want to see other people. And you know what I think is-

1:30:24🔗 Jam Master Jay Not for a week. He's coming over for a week.

1:30:27🔗 Adam You know what's always funny too? When the new guy, see the new guy knows all about it, right? He's like, yeah, you got somebody else going on. Okay. So for the whole time they're together, he's basically, she's screwing around on the old guy and he's the other guy. But eventually the new guy becomes the old guy.

1:30:46🔗 Drew And now he's best.

1:30:47🔗 Adam And yes, he comes in town and after a certain period of time it's not I'm banging your girlfriend, it's you're banging my girlfriend. I like that transition. That's the great thing about being a guy. You can be at that one new guy for a while like, yeah, all right, I'm getting some on the side.

1:31:03🔗 Drew And then six weeks later it's like, listen, see sucker, don't get near what's mine.

1:31:10🔗 Adam Yeah, I love when guys do that. I love to see that transition and I've had friends, I've seen that go back and forth to her three times. Like when it's fun when they get into a volley. See that shift? All right, Jam Master Jay is here from Run DMC. Crown Royals, the name of the CD.

1:31:26🔗 Drew Isn't that how your friends Ray and Chris almost killed each other?

1:31:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:28🔗 Drew Yeah. Nice.

1:31:29🔗 Adam Right.

1:31:30🔗 Drew Nice.

1:31:30🔗 Adam Yeah. We'll take a little break. We'll get the mic fixed and we'll be back.

1:31:36🔗 Drew Hello.

1:32:08🔗 Adam Yep, Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, uh-oh. Told Anderson not to worry about the mic.

1:32:17🔗 Drew No, it's your headset.

1:32:18🔗 Adam Oh, is it my?

1:32:19🔗 Drew Nope, now it's the mic.

1:32:21🔗 Adam Now it's the mic. All right, I'm going to put the mic down. I won't touch anything, all right?

1:32:24🔗 Drew There you go.

1:32:25🔗 Adam Jam Master Jay is here tonight from Run DMC. Crown Royal is the name of the CD. You can see him Friday night on the Tonight Show. Jay Leno Show.

1:32:33🔗 Jam Master Jay We're doing, for people in LA., we got a show at House of Blues on the 10th, too.

1:32:38🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yeah.

1:32:40🔗 Jam Master Jay That's Thursday.

1:32:42🔗 Adam Thursday night.

1:32:42🔗 Jam Master Jay Then Friday, we do Jay Leno.

1:32:44🔗 Adam What time is the House of Blues show?

1:32:48🔗 Jam Master Jay Night time. I don't know.

1:32:51🔗 Adam Street lights will be on.

1:32:52🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah. All right.

1:32:53🔗 Adam And are you playing with anybody?

1:32:55🔗 Jam Master Jay I don't know. I'm just a band member. Just come around. Tomorrow night, Anaheim, House of Blues.

1:33:06🔗 Drew Oh, Anaheim. At Disneyland?

1:33:07🔗 Jam Master Jay That's tomorrow.

1:33:08🔗 Drew At Disneyland?

1:33:09🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah, Anaheim, House of Blues. I've never been to that one.

1:33:12🔗 Drew That's the one at Disneyland?

1:33:14🔗 Jam Master Jay I've never.

1:33:15🔗 Drew Can you push the on button there right next to there? No.

1:33:18🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anderson?

1:33:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:33:20🔗 Adam Thanks for...

1:33:22🔗 Drew Hey, Anderson, the problem is not the cable nor the hook up here. It's here. It's here. Because when he is...

1:33:27🔗 Adam Keep doing the show, would you?

1:33:29🔗 Drew All right. So you don't know where in Anaheim? No.

1:33:32🔗 Jam Master Jay House of Blues, Anaheim.

1:33:34🔗 Drew And then?

1:33:35🔗 Jam Master Jay I think House of Blues, Las Vegas. And we just gigging on the West Coast, a couple of gigs, you know. Run DMC, our whole life is like gigs, like 250 gigs a year.

1:33:48🔗 Drew Oh my God. That's every night.

1:33:50🔗 Jam Master Jay That's almost.

1:33:51🔗 Adam Yeah, there we go.

1:33:52🔗 Jam Master Jay Oh, that's clear.

1:33:53🔗 Adam Yeah. 250 gigs a year?

1:33:57🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah, 200, 250.

1:33:59🔗 Adam For 18 years?

1:34:01🔗 Jam Master Jay Yeah, mainly the like the last eight years. The first five years, definitely. Then we took a long time, like, you know, doing about 75, 100 shows. And then that last album we put out, Down with the King, and somebody did a remix of one of our songs and was big overseas. And so like five million records were just gone, like Moscow and Jerusalem and playing crazy places, Lebanon. Wow.

1:34:28🔗 Adam Did you want to do it?

1:34:30🔗 Jam Master Jay It's fun. Like, you know, you know how you like to put the thumbs down on people. It's like your job. It's like something that I love to do. Just, it's like having fun. Right.

1:34:40🔗 Adam So, so, so what, but wouldn't, wouldn't a hundred gigs a year be enough? Do you know what I mean?

1:34:47🔗 Jam Master Jay You know, yeah, sometimes, but you know, but when you, when you, when we home, those years that we do a hundred gigs, when we're home, we're tired of being home. It's like, you know, you're home for four days and then you're home for a week. If I'm home for a week or two, after a couple of weeks, I'm like, you know, what's going on? When is the next gig? I start calling my manager up, hey, when's the next show?

1:35:10🔗 Adam Yeah, you know, it's really the bad part about being human, which is when you're doing, when you're home and you're not doing anything, you want to get out. Then you get out for a while, you're dying to go home. You love pizza, so you have a pizza. If you have pizza two, three nights in a row, you can't stand anymore, you want steak. Right. And it's just, in the whole key, I figured out the key to life is that balance. Changing. Just keep it moving. Yeah. Yeah, it's a problem with women though. You know, that's where the trouble comes in, when you try to apply that theory toward women, the same one you use toward cars, gigs, and pizza. Try to apply that to women. It doesn't work out. Nathan?

1:35:50🔗 Caller Hello?

1:35:50🔗 Adam You're 21.

1:35:51🔗 Caller I'm 21.

1:35:52🔗 Adam What's up?

1:35:53🔗 Caller How's it going, guys?

1:35:54🔗 Drew Great.

1:35:55🔗 Caller Good. All right, I had a question for Drew in particular. All right, I've been having random ejaculations.

1:36:05🔗 Drew Random?

1:36:06🔗 Caller Random.

1:36:07🔗 Drew Like, it's in the school or at work?

1:36:11🔗 Caller Just when I'm walking around, it's really kind of whack.

1:36:15🔗 Drew That is typically a medication side effect. So you take any new medication?

1:36:18🔗 Caller The thing is, I'm not on any medication.

1:36:20🔗 Drew Did you come off any medicines?

1:36:22🔗 Caller What's that?

1:36:22🔗 Drew Did you come off any medicines? Were you on a medicine and came off of it?

1:36:26🔗 Caller No.

1:36:27🔗 Adam Does it feel?

1:36:28🔗 Caller I do, okay, I do smoke a lot of weed, if that means anything.

1:36:33🔗 Drew Yeah, that's a substance.

1:36:35🔗 Adam Does it feel like an orgasm or does it just come leaking out of you?

1:36:38🔗 Caller It just kind of leaks out of me. It's like, you know, I'm walking down the street and it was really bad, actually. I was at work the other day and I was wearing khakis.

1:36:46🔗 Adam Oh, bad times.

1:36:48🔗 Caller Yeah. I kind of busted a nut in my pants.

1:36:53🔗 Adam But no erection?

1:36:55🔗 Caller No.

1:36:56🔗 Adam Yeah, that's dangerous. That's bad. Never wear khakis.

1:37:01🔗 Caller Yeah, no kidding.

1:37:02🔗 Drew Well, typically, whenever I've dealt with this before, it's always been medication, so I've never heard of this from Pot, but I would be sort of concerned that's what's doing it. Next would be to make sure there's not something neurologically going on. Have you had any back pain or headaches or anything like that?

1:37:16🔗 Caller No.

1:37:17🔗 Drew Yeah, the problem with the spine sometimes can do this kind of thing, but again, you ought to see someone, you ought to see either a neurologist or a neurologist, frankly.

1:37:25🔗 Adam Yeah, it may be a dry cleaner.

1:37:28🔗 Drew And stop smoking Pot. That'd be the obvious thing to do first.

1:37:32🔗 Caller Really?

1:37:33🔗 Jam Master Jay The obvious thing to do first is-

1:37:35🔗 Caller Like the Pot would have something to do with this.

1:37:38🔗 Drew Well, let me repeat again what I said, which was that I've only seen this in medication-related phenomenon. I guess I've also seen it in spinal cord tumors and things, but typically it's a medication problem. And you're not on any medicine, but you are on a lot of drugs, and that may be doing it.

1:37:54🔗 Caller All right. Well, I had another question for you, if that's okay. All right. Well, your telephone people wouldn't exactly take this question or anything. All right.

1:38:10🔗 Adam So how painful are you going to make this for us? Or can you just get the damn question out?

1:38:14🔗 Caller I'm sorry. I'll get the question out. It's about weight, and I'm sorry. I know you've been instructed to not take weight questions, but... No, I don't know.

1:38:22🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

1:38:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:38:24🔗 Adam Drew, has anyone instructed us not to take weight questions?

1:38:28🔗 Caller Well, that's what your phone call is.

1:38:29🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Nathan.

1:38:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:38:31🔗 Adam Just ask the goddamn weight question, please.

1:38:33🔗 Caller I'll ask the damn weight question. Okay. I am about 5'10. I weigh about 135 pounds. Whenever I eat or drink, one of the two, I keep losing weight.

1:38:46🔗 Adam All right. Well, you got to stop eating.

1:38:49🔗 Caller I have to stop eating? To lose weight?

1:38:52🔗 Drew Listen, you don't...

1:38:53🔗 Adam Well, you just said you lose weight when you eat.

1:38:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:38:57🔗 Drew Nonsense. But how long have you been losing weight for?

1:38:59🔗 Adam For our high.

1:39:00🔗 Caller Pretty much all my life.

1:39:02🔗 Caller It's pathetic.

1:39:02🔗 Drew You've been losing weight your whole life?

1:39:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:39:04🔗 Drew So you've vaporized? You don't exist anymore?

1:39:07🔗 Adam When he was born, he weighed 245. I see, yeah.

1:39:10🔗 Drew How long have you been losing weight? You lost weight suddenly recently?

1:39:14🔗 Caller Not really recently, just within the last five years or so. It's just like... I mean, you know, I've been listening to the show tonight, and I've been hearing about these guys, you know, talking about their overweightness and all that stuff, and it just kind of motivated me to fall in half.

1:39:33🔗 Adam Maybe... I don't know. Drew, do you think these two things could be related?

1:39:37🔗 Drew I think they could be. That's what I mean. They could be.

1:39:38🔗 Adam Maybe have some...

1:39:39🔗 Drew A thyroid problem.

1:39:40🔗 Caller Right.

1:39:41🔗 Drew You've got to get this checked out, Nathan. God only knows what's going on here.

1:39:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:39:45🔗 Drew This needs to be checked out. Immediately. Now...

1:39:48🔗 Adam Endocrinologist, who should he go to?

1:39:51🔗 Drew Just to get you to see a general doctor to start with.

1:39:53🔗 Adam If I said general doctor, you would have said endocrinologist, right?

1:39:57🔗 Drew No, because he's got that whole urologic thing going on there, too, and it might be neurologic. I mean, somebody needs to examine him, carol, to make a decision what direction to go with this, and you get basic lab tests and see if something turns up.

1:40:06🔗 Jam Master Jay He's walking around just busting nuts in his pants without an erection.

1:40:12🔗 Adam And not much holding his pants up.

1:40:14🔗 Drew Something is definitely wrong here. And if it's not something medically wrong, if he eats more calories, he will gain weight. Very simple.

1:40:23🔗 Jam Master Jay Well, now, Drew, he stated clearly that the more he eats, the skinnier he gets.

1:40:29🔗 Adam That's right. But then was outraged when I suggested he stop eating in order to put some weight back on.

1:40:35🔗 Drew And every one of these guys, they claim they just eat so much. It's their perception. What I just instructed them to do is eat until they're nauseated. If they're not nauseated all day, they're not eating enough.

1:40:45🔗 Adam I suggest that these guys who don't think they're eating enough, hit the Shakey's Bunch of Lunch with me, my partner Jimmy, his cousin Sal, and a couple of writers from The Man Show. We'll show you what eating is. That's right, 70 pounds of Mojo potatoes, 15 pitchers of Mr. Pib, and just a ton of pizza. Hey, you guys aren't eating. You guys aren't eating enough. I'll show you how to eat. All right, don't you wish you had that though, Drew?

1:41:12🔗 Drew Oh yeah. Eat more, lose weight.

1:41:14🔗 Adam That'd be great. All right, let's, should we say hi to Len? How much time do we have?

1:41:18🔗 Drew That's a pretty long one.

1:41:19🔗 Caller No?

1:41:20🔗 Adam All right, should we just keep talking amongst ourselves?

1:41:22🔗 Drew Let's go to break.

1:41:23🔗 Adam All right?

1:41:24🔗 Caller All right, well, we'll be back.

1:41:59🔗 Adam I want to thank Jam Master Jay for coming in here from Run DMC. Crown Royal, again, is the name of the CD. Tonight's show on Friday night, tomorrow night, right? House of Blues in Anaheim?

1:42:11🔗 Jam Master Jay Yes, tomorrow night.

1:42:12🔗 Drew Downtown Disney?

1:42:14🔗 Adam If you find the House of Blues in Anaheim, that's where you will find Run DMC, yes?

1:42:18🔗 Jam Master Jay All right. Then the day after that, House of Blues on Sunset, and then Jay Leno.

1:42:23🔗 Adam Perfect. Thanks for coming in, Mr. Drew.

1:42:25🔗 Jam Master Jay Happy to be here, happy to be here.

1:42:26🔗 Adam Appreciate it, and come back anytime you like. We're going to have Papa Roach in here tomorrow night, and we'll look forward to seeing those guys, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Oh, you want me to throw in a not fair?

1:42:40🔗 Drew It's like, it's like, not fair!

1:42:42🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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