Wednesday, May 9, 2001

1:02🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:08🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:19🔗 Adam Hey.

1:20🔗 Drew Oh, no.

1:20🔗 Adam It's Loveline.

1:21🔗 Drew Not two hours of Ace.

1:23🔗 Hey!

1:25🔗 Adam Yeah!

1:26🔗 Whoo, whoo, wee, whoo, whoo, I'm Adam Corolla.

1:31🔗 Voiceover That's Dr. Drew over there. It's Loveline. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Phone number for Loveline. Drew, 1-800-LOVE-191, everybody. Kobe Dick is gonna be in here from Papa Roach. Nice, he's walking in right this second. Papa Roach was right in the middle of a tour and then their drummer injured himself.

2:00🔗 Drew Let's find out what really went on. Come on.

2:01🔗 Adam Well, a guy could punch a wall. Hey, Kobe.

2:04🔗 Papa Roach What's up, man?

2:05🔗 Adam Good to see you. How are you, mister? Thanks for coming in.

2:08🔗 Papa Roach Hello.

2:08🔗 Adam How are you?

2:08🔗 Good.

2:10🔗 Adam Now, I was told that Kobe flew in special to do the show. Papa Roach had to cut their tour short.

2:17🔗 Oh, you know, we got Dave here, too.

2:19🔗 Adam Oh, Dave is here.

2:20🔗 Yeah.

2:21🔗 Adam Oh, D-Boy.

2:22🔗 So we probably need another mic set up for him.

2:23🔗 Adam Well, we didn't know he was coming in. Now, what did Dave do to himself? Or should we just ask Dave that when Dave comes into the studio?

2:31🔗 Well, Dave has a... Well, he went to a doctor and the doctor was like...

2:36🔗 Adam Where did you fly in from, by the way?

2:38🔗 Sacramento. That's where we stay. And Dave... Well, they think it's carpal tunnel or tendonitis. And he went to a doctor and they're like, well, does it hurt now? He's like, well, it doesn't hurt when I'm just sitting here. It just hurts when I'm playing. It's like when you're actually using the thing. And we've been touring really, really hard.

2:57🔗 Adam Give me that piece of paper. Anderson is going to drive me nuts. Or put it in my mouth.

3:00🔗 There you go.

3:01🔗 Adam Perfect.

3:01🔗 Anderson was... So it just got aggravated and aggravated, aggravated, aggravated. And we're going to tour all the way through the end of the... I think October or November. We're doing OzFest.

3:12🔗 Adam Right.

3:12🔗 Going to Europe, all that. And it's like we had to handle it now, you know, unless it like catch up with us later.

3:18🔗 Adam Does he have to get surgery?

3:19🔗 Well, then he's going to get a second opinion. What's up?

3:23🔗 Adam How are you?

3:24🔗 How's everybody?

3:24🔗 Adam Good to see you.

3:25🔗 Yeah, so D-Way's going to go get a second opinion on it. He's healing right now. Hey, put your hand up to the mic. Put your hand up here and do that little cracking sound that your wrist makes, Dave. That's nice.

3:35🔗 Adam Dr. Drew, give it a thumping for you.

3:36🔗 Papa Roach Listen to this.

3:39🔗 Adam I heard it the first time.

3:42🔗 Papa Roach Isn't that sound beautiful?

3:43🔗 Can you hear that? It's kind of messed up. It's not nice.

3:45🔗 Adam Dr. Drew's doing an examination of Dave's wrist. Hey, Dr. Drew, don't pound on it, please. Doctors do that all the time.

3:54🔗 Drew Did it swell up over here?

3:56🔗 Papa Roach It does. It's like when we're on tour, it does.

4:00🔗 Adam Did he call it carpal tunnel syndrome?

4:03🔗 Well, no, they just said it was tinninitis. But he need to go to a second doctor and get a second opinion.

4:09🔗 Adam Shouldn't you have a brace on or something?

4:12🔗 Drew No.

4:12🔗 Not really.

4:13🔗 Drew They inject them.

4:14🔗 Papa Roach There's nothing really. I mean, like, I just wore my braces and it's nothing.

4:16🔗 Drew They inject it?

4:18🔗 Papa Roach No, they didn't inject it.

4:19🔗 Adam Dave just stepped on a lamp and turned it on.

4:23🔗 All right.

4:24🔗 Adam I got a little problem with my hand too, Drew.

4:26🔗 Are you playing with yourself too much?

4:28🔗 Adam Well, there's that. And I swear I got the carpal tunnel thing too going on. All right. So when's the tour resuming? We don't know yet?

4:37🔗 Papa Roach Osfest.

4:38🔗 No. We're actually playing a show.

4:40🔗 Papa Roach Well, we're doing like a couple of radio shows.

4:42🔗 We're doing a show in Vegas and a show in Chicago. And then right after Chicago, we go to Europe.

4:48🔗 Adam Dave, are you right-handed or left-handed?

4:50🔗 Papa Roach I'm left-handed.

4:51🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Bad times.

4:52🔗 Papa Roach Yeah. So like, yep.

4:54🔗 Adam But now is a drummer and I don't know anything about the drums, but I do know the guy from Def Leppard played with one arm. So worst case scenario. Oh, yeah. Drew, what are you making that face for?

5:04🔗 Drew I didn't know that.

5:05🔗 Adam The guy from Def Leppard got in a horrible car crash in a Corvette in Europe somewhere, basically tore his arm off. And I don't know, 18 months later, he was back touring with the band playing drums with one arm.

5:17🔗 That's right. He had a special kit made up where you could play the snare drum with his foot and do the cymbals with his right hand. I was down. Pour some sugar on me, man.

5:28🔗 Adam It would seem to be close to impossible to drum with one hand, but I guess he worked it out. And all I'm saying is, if Def Leppard can do it, Papa Roach can do it.

5:39🔗 Drew But I mean, with two hands. Yes.

5:42🔗 Adam Well, one bum, one bum hand.

5:43🔗 Papa Roach What if I have to do that? What if I have to, what if my last resort is to do something like that?

5:49🔗 Drew Take a rub off?

5:49🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, what would I do with my other hand? Maybe have a piece of chicken or something with my left hand while I'm playing?

5:57🔗 No, you'd have an egg roll, dude.

5:58🔗 Papa Roach An egg roll, yeah, dude. Yes, egg roll.

6:00🔗 Adam Yeah, you'd be like, you'd be like, who the hell am I thinking? I want to say Bush, but I mean, who had the bum arm up with the pen in his? Bob Dole. Thanks, Drew, real quick.

6:10🔗 Papa Roach I could have a pen.

6:11🔗 Adam Yeah, Bob Dole just, Bob Dole didn't have much use of that hand, so he'd just stuff a pen in it.

6:16🔗 Drew People thought it was missing. You mentioned Bush, and then all of a sudden, we're back in politics.

6:20🔗 I'm saying yuck, yucky, nasty.

6:23🔗 Adam I'm saying just put like a turkey leg in that hand when you're drumming, and people won't be distracted.

6:29🔗 I think Dave prefers white meat, though, so maybe you'd have to have like a breast.

6:33🔗 Adam I'm not going to read into that. I'm just going to go to the phone now and talk to Kendra, who's 14. Kendra?

6:39🔗 Drew Yeah?

6:39🔗 Adam What's up?

6:40🔗 Hi, Mitch.

6:41🔗 Hi, Kendra.

6:42🔗 Hi.

6:44🔗 Drew Okay.

6:45🔗 Adam All right. Drew, you know there's certain questions when I think it's okay to take a sip off of my coffee mug, because I say, Kendra, you're 14. You're on Loveline, and I think I can take a sip. No, can't do it. Impossible.

6:55🔗 Caller Speak.

6:56🔗 Okay.

6:57🔗 Drew Oh, see?

6:59🔗 I wanted to know what are the odds of me getting pregnant the first time I have sex?

7:04🔗 Drew Same as any other time.

7:05🔗 Caller Did you use a condom?

7:07🔗 Yeah, but it broke.

7:09🔗 Caller Oh, I did that one time. That was scary.

7:11🔗 Drew So get the morning after pill, right? Get the emergency contraception.

7:15🔗 Well, I went to the pharmacy and they said you had to have a prescription.

7:18🔗 Drew What state are you in? You're in Port Oregon. Yeah, you do. Why didn't you get one?

7:22🔗 Because I don't want my parents to find out.

7:25🔗 Drew Right. Why didn't you get one? There's no reason they have to know.

7:30🔗 Caller You go to family planning.

7:31🔗 Drew Plan parenthood.

7:32🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, plan parenthood, yeah.

7:33🔗 Adam How long ago did this happen?

7:35🔗 Monday.

7:36🔗 Drew Monday.

7:38🔗 Adam Yeah, we're getting there.

7:40🔗 Drew Tomorrow's the last day. Yeah, you gotta get it now. Let's go.

7:44🔗 Okay.

7:44🔗 Drew Seriously, in the morning, first thing.

7:46🔗 Caller Yes, go get it.

7:48🔗 Drew Okay.

7:48🔗 Adam All right, Kendra?

7:49🔗 Yeah.

7:49🔗 Adam That's the first time you had sex?

7:51🔗 Yeah.

7:51🔗 Adam Who's the guy?

7:52🔗 My boyfriend.

7:53🔗 Adam All right.

7:54🔗 Caller Well, that's okay.

7:54🔗 Adam How old is he?

7:55🔗 19. 14.

7:57🔗 Caller Damn, 14. I wasn't getting laid till I was like 17.

8:00🔗 Adam Yeah. It makes me sick. You know, we hear about like 14, 50 year old guys doing three ways.

8:06🔗 Caller Oh, man.

8:06🔗 Caller That's weird.

8:07🔗 Adam I don't know. No, it's weird because where do you go?

8:11🔗 Caller Where do you go? In your parents' bed.

8:14🔗 Caller Because you can't do it on a twin bed.

8:15🔗 Caller Hell, no.

8:16🔗 Drew Hell, no.

8:17🔗 Caller I'm 24.

8:17🔗 Drew Okay. 24 years old in a rock band think it's weird. Right. I think it looks to us.

8:21🔗 Adam I mean, I don't mean where do you go to do it. I mean, where do you go up the food chain at As Life Goes On?

8:28🔗 Caller Do you go to Bestiality or something? Like, or what do you do?

8:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:31🔗 Caller You know, you go to Germany or something.

8:34🔗 Adam You're like 16 and a half. You're crapping on some chick that you can't get a boner anymore.

8:39🔗 Caller Shiza. Good y'all.

8:42🔗 Drew These guys are traveling to Germany.

8:43🔗 Papa Roach Yes, we've been to Europe, folks.

8:45🔗 Yo, good. Yeah.

8:46🔗 Adam Lynn, you're 17. What's up?

8:48🔗 Caller Hey, first I want to say hi, Papa Roach.

8:51🔗 I saw you guys on September 9th in Baltimore at the factory.

8:55🔗 Caller What's up?

8:55🔗 Caller How are you?

8:57🔗 I'm all right.

8:58🔗 Caller Thanks for calling in and being part of this.

9:01🔗 Yeah, basically.

9:02🔗 Caller Yes.

9:04🔗 I was spending my Thursday morning, whatever.

9:07🔗 Anyway, I have this problem. Every time I masturbate, mucusy discharge comes out of me and I don't know what to do.

9:14🔗 Drew Have you ever had sex?

9:16🔗 No.

9:16🔗 Drew No. I think she'll be sort of a gusher.

9:19🔗 Caller Yeah, that's a gusher. Like I've seen that before.

9:21🔗 Drew That's a good thing. In Germany, that's fine.

9:23🔗 Papa Roach Perfectly natural.

9:24🔗 Caller I think I've seen my lady do that one time.

9:26🔗 Adam Does it come out when you have the orgasm or just in general?

9:29🔗 In general. Wow.

9:31🔗 Adam And what about with the orgasm?

9:33🔗 With the orgasm, like twice as much.

9:35🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

9:36🔗 Caller That's good.

9:36🔗 Drew That's a good thing.

9:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:38🔗 Caller Enjoy yourself.

9:39🔗 Oh, I will.

9:40🔗 Caller Play.

9:41🔗 Adam What do you do? Do you have a vibrator?

9:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:44🔗 Adam All right. But you're not having sex with anyone?

9:48🔗 Caller No, I'm still virgin.

9:49🔗 Caller That's cool. Keep it that way.

9:50🔗 Caller I am.

9:51🔗 Caller Save it for the right guy.

9:53🔗 Adam I wonder what percentage of virgins today have vibrators as opposed to 20 years ago.

9:59🔗 Drew What a great study that would be, though.

10:00🔗 Adam I'd really like to investigate that.

10:01🔗 Drew I think the government would spend thousands, millions studying.

10:03🔗 Adam Well, I mean, I'm saying we do talk to a fair amount of women who aren't sexually active who've experienced a vibrator by 16, 17, 18 years old.

10:12🔗 Caller Or butt plugs.

10:13🔗 Adam And butt plugs.

10:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:15🔗 Adam That's right.

10:17🔗 Caller I actually got one as a gift.

10:19🔗 Adam Did you?

10:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:20🔗 Drew Novelty size one.

10:21🔗 Caller Remember that one band?

10:22🔗 Caller They're from here. They sent me like their CDs, some shirts, pornos, and a butt plug. Huh? Yeah, they're just kind of off the wall.

10:31🔗 Adam They look a little big, don't they?

10:34🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I'm sure you can get them in different sizes.

10:36🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, they come in like the starter butt plug.

10:39🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I want to move up. I want one called My First Butt Plug.

10:46🔗 Caller It's probably about the size of your pinky.

10:47🔗 Adam Right, something like a graduate, something.

10:49🔗 Papa Roach Move up to the fist size.

10:53🔗 Drew The little blue plug?

10:54🔗 Adam The one that looked like, remember?

10:55🔗 Caller Actually, it is blue.

10:56🔗 Drew Yeah, nice.

10:57🔗 Adam Oh, man, that's funny. Really, Drew? How did you know that?

11:00🔗 Drew I don't have any blue books, my first little blue book.

11:04🔗 Caller Sorry, we had to take it there, Dr. Drew.

11:06🔗 Adam I remember when my dad got me my first butt plug.

11:09🔗 Caller Justin?

11:10🔗 Drew Must have been quite a touching moment. I can see the commercial now.

11:13🔗 Adam I was probably kidding. Justin, you're 19.

11:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:17🔗 Adam What's up?

11:18🔗 Caller I've been having this like little deal with my girlfriend.

11:23🔗 Caller I just barely found out that she's bisexual.

11:25🔗 Caller Oh, cool.

11:27🔗 Caller And she's wanting me to experience the same sexuality, but with another guy.

11:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:34🔗 Drew What does that have to do with her?

11:35🔗 Caller Don't do it if you don't want to do it.

11:37🔗 Drew She's bisexual, doesn't mean you are.

11:39🔗 Caller No, she keeps like bringing the subject up, wanting me to like try other guys and stuff.

11:45🔗 Drew And you're not interested in that, is that right?

11:47🔗 Caller I'm not really sure.

11:49🔗 Drew Geez, this goes under, guys will do anything to make a hot chick happy.

11:53🔗 Adam Well, and also it sounds like sex and she's bisexual. Like there's something learning about it.

12:00🔗 Drew He figures there's a technicality, that if he acts something out, she'll be in with him.

12:04🔗 Adam Shouldn't you just be included in her bisexual lifestyle? Like, she gets with a chick and you get to join in.

12:11🔗 Drew Right.

12:12🔗 Adam Isn't that the perk of dating a bisexual girl? Not that you get cornholed by some stranger in the back of a red onion, but that you get to join in on her sex.

12:23🔗 Caller Well, um.

12:24🔗 Drew No, see, she's turned on by two guys.

12:26🔗 Caller Is she? Or does she just watch you guys?

12:27🔗 Caller Would she watch you while you did it?

12:29🔗 Caller Is that what she wants to do?

12:32🔗 Papa Roach Like, is she actually trying to get you to like...

12:34🔗 Caller What if you get her a strap on?

12:38🔗 Caller I don't know.

12:38🔗 Drew She's always thinking it's good.

12:39🔗 Papa Roach What about blow up dolls? If she wants another guy there, you can go to the sex shop, blow up doll, you know?

12:44🔗 Caller You get a little blow up Max Harcourt.

12:46🔗 Adam They have blow up guys?

12:48🔗 Caller I'm sure they do.

12:49🔗 Adam I'm going to look into that.

12:51🔗 Drew I mean, realistically.

12:51🔗 Papa Roach We got blow up sheep. I don't see why they wouldn't have blow up guys.

12:54🔗 Adam Not for sex. I'm thinking for the diamond line.

12:56🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

12:56🔗 Adam I really can't shin on that. Justin?

12:59🔗 Drew Yeah?

12:59🔗 Adam Alright, well, if you don't want to be with a guy, don't be with a guy.

13:01🔗 Caller Yeah, don't do it. But if you feel comfortable with it, do it. You know, whatever.

13:05🔗 Adam Yeah. But keep in mind, she's a chaos queen.

13:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

13:09🔗 Adam Don't have kids with her.

13:10🔗 Drew This is trouble.

13:10🔗 Caller Just protect yourself.

13:12🔗 Adam Alright, don't get her pregnant, Screwball. Okay.

13:14🔗 Caller Definitely not.

13:15🔗 Adam Alright, this is...

13:16🔗 Caller She'll take your kid and her girlfriend will be the dad.

13:20🔗 Adam Right.

13:20🔗 Drew Well, if that was all she'd do, that'd be fine. But she'd pull that kid into her turmoil.

13:27🔗 Adam You know, I'll tell you, we would be living in a utopia in a few years if I could just explain to every screwball guy who called this show that some girls are for fun and that's great and have your kicks and do whatever you want to do, experiment, film it, whatever, three sums. Don't get them pregnant. Not this one.

13:47🔗 Caller But I mean, if you fall in love and you're like in a true like...

13:50🔗 Drew Oh yeah...

13:50🔗 Caller .black zone with your lady and then you want to take your sex life to a different level.

13:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:55🔗 Drew But what do we do with... and they were probably talking about 20 million of those women that you're now suggesting should just be play items. What do we do with them? Do we team them up with like super together guys? Try to contain them?

14:06🔗 Adam No. They would corrupt the super together guys.

14:09🔗 Drew Not necessarily.

14:10🔗 Adam I say mass sterilization through the aqueduct system. Put something in the water. I have this other theory about putting a sterilization agent in Mountain Dew. Not if you have a couple of Mountain Dews a year, but anyone who puts away more in let's say a case and a half of Mountain Dew a year, sterilize. It would wear off.

14:33🔗 Drew Aqueduct?

14:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Work it right into the drinking water system.

14:36🔗 Drew Aqueducts exist like west of Colorado.

14:38🔗 Adam Oh, we don't have aqueducts?

14:39🔗 Drew We do. West of Colorado.

14:40🔗 Adam Oh, what do they have in the east? Rivers. Oh, they have rivers?

14:43🔗 Drew Lots of rivers.

14:44🔗 Adam Whatever it is, there's a drinking water system. I would just go ahead and contaminate that with some sort of sterilization agent. I can't work out. I can't dot every I and cross every T.

14:55🔗 Drew You need to start trawling with me a little more.

14:57🔗 Adam I'm an idea man. You know what I'm like? I'm like the gay designer who walks into the house and says, that should go here and this should go there. I don't build the place.

15:04🔗 Drew Right.

15:04🔗 Adam You understand? That's someone else's job.

15:07🔗 Drew The creative guy.

15:07🔗 Adam Right. Susan?

15:09🔗 Caller Yes.

15:10🔗 Adam You're 24. What's up?

15:12🔗 Caller Hi. I'm in my first relationship in five years. And last summer, I was diagnosed with DID. What is that?

15:23🔗 Caller What is that?

15:24🔗 Caller It's multiple personality.

15:26🔗 Caller Oh. You got a few friends.

15:30🔗 Drew Dissociative?

15:31🔗 Caller Yeah. Dissociative. And I haven't told my boyfriend, and I know that I haven't been there for every sexual intercourse with him.

15:45🔗 Drew Somebody else was there. Who else was there?

15:48🔗 Caller I have a close alter named Jade, and...

15:55🔗 Drew And she stepped in?

15:56🔗 Right. How come?

15:59🔗 Caller Because sometimes I get triggered.

16:00🔗 Drew Because you were sexually abused?

16:02🔗 Caller Right.

16:03🔗 Drew And so sex triggers all the memories, and then you step out and somebody else steps in.

16:07🔗 Adam How many do you have? I'd like to do that for work, by the way.

16:10🔗 Caller That's crazy how your brain like locks away things like that, and something like triggers it, and that...

16:16🔗 Adam Well, you probably got this syndrome because you were abused horribly sexually, right?

16:21🔗 Caller Right. And I don't want to scare him away. Right.

16:24🔗 Adam Well, how's Jade? Is she good in the sack?

16:28🔗 Caller Probably.

16:28🔗 Adam She sounds good.

16:30🔗 Caller I don't know. I'm not there.

16:31🔗 Drew How many...

16:32🔗 Adam This lucky guy gets to bang away with three or four girls.

16:34🔗 Caller How often does this happen? Like, does this happen a lot?

16:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:39🔗 Caller Like just in regular... in your regular daytime or...

16:42🔗 Caller No.

16:42🔗 Caller Just when you have sex.

16:43🔗 Caller When I get triggered.

16:44🔗 Drew Susan, can we talk to anyone else?

16:46🔗 Caller No.

16:47🔗 Drew We have to just talk to Susan.

16:49🔗 Caller Right.

16:49🔗 Drew How many do you have?

16:51🔗 Caller Ten.

16:51🔗 Adam Ten? What's the average?

16:54🔗 Drew Are you the one in charge?

16:56🔗 Caller Usually, yeah.

16:56🔗 Drew Can you... Because a lot of people don't understand this. It would be very interesting for other people to hear one of your other people talking. Can you bring one out?

17:04🔗 Caller I can't.

17:04🔗 Drew Can't do it?

17:05🔗 Caller No.

17:06🔗 Adam Do you have another personality that's entertaining?

17:08🔗 Drew No.

17:09🔗 Caller Dude, it's evil Drew.

17:10🔗 Caller No?

17:12🔗 Caller That's the other one.

17:12🔗 Drew No. I have just...

17:13🔗 Adam Boring and more boring.

17:15🔗 Drew Zero and empty.

17:17🔗 Adam It's too bad. I thought there may be an entertaining one of you hiding somewhere.

17:20🔗 Caller I know like there's an altar that's a lesbian and I have a boyfriend.

17:23🔗 Drew Adam would like to talk to her.

17:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:27🔗 Adam Is there one that likes cars too? I like to talk to them about cars. No.

17:31🔗 Drew So how can we help you Susan? Do you just want to know how to tell your boyfriend about this?

17:34🔗 Caller Yeah. I don't know how to like because I've lied to him saying that I've been that I know like that I can remember every single time.

17:46🔗 Adam Well is he quite does he question you? Does he think something's up?

17:50🔗 Caller Yeah. Because I have like a bad memory. So like he's you know wondering why I have like such a bad memory.

17:57🔗 Drew I can't remember things that happen between you.

17:59🔗 Adam Let's just make sure everyone's on the same page. Susan was horribly abused. What happened to you?

18:05🔗 Caller I got abused by my grandfather.

18:08🔗 Adam He sexually abused you?

18:09🔗 Caller Right.

18:10🔗 Adam Is he dead now?

18:11🔗 Caller Yeah. He is.

18:12🔗 Adam That's good. I'm glad. I hope it was painful. You then because people get horribly abused, sometimes get this multiple personality thing. You have now multiple personalities. You have sex with your boyfriend and the sex triggers the personality to come out.

18:30🔗 Drew It fractures your personality.

18:31🔗 Adam Right. Now do you ever have sex with him as Susan?

18:36🔗 Caller Not yet. No.

18:37🔗 Drew Wow.

18:37🔗 Caller I'm trying to work on controlling like the fear that triggers.

18:42🔗 Adam Right. Now what do your psychiatrists say?

18:48🔗 Caller I just started working on like this week working on the fear so I don't go away but it hasn't been successful.

18:56🔗 Caller Do you like do you even like having sex?

18:59🔗 Caller I don't know.

19:00🔗 Drew Why do you even have it?

19:01🔗 Papa Roach You never had sex as yourself? Like as Susan I mean like as like it's always been somebody else?

19:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Sometimes the most I've gotten maybe like the start, the beginning and then and then once clothes start coming off then that's it.

19:18🔗 Drew Are you are you doing any kind of reintegration work?

19:22🔗 Caller Not yet. I just I just started therapy in August.

19:28🔗 Adam How did you tally up the ten personalities? How do you figure that out?

19:31🔗 Caller Did you write them down or something?

19:33🔗 Caller I was inpatient for three months and over the three months they worked on naming the parts and I'll tell you what you should do Susan is you should don't focus on the multiple issue because that's how people freak out at that.

19:50🔗 Drew Let's focus on the fact that you dissociate, that you had abuse, and when you get into these evocative situations, things that evoke memories, you sort of tune out, you dissociate, you go away. And because of that, you have memory problems. He probably can't tell when you're away, because you seem to function okay, but because of the away-ness, emotionally, you can't really experience what's going on, you can't remember what's going on. We'll leave it at that, because that's accurate.

20:16🔗 Adam Is this more of a chick thing than a dude thing?

20:18🔗 Drew Yes.

20:19🔗 Adam Why is that? Guy just kicks the crap out of his buddies when he gets traumatized, or becomes a publicist, or an agent, or something like that, and it gets into the industry at some level. You know what I mean? Like, what happens to a guy? He just plays football in high school and gets a bunch of bar fights. Guys don't do this. They don't fraction off like this.

20:41🔗 Drew Not so much. I've seen things like that, man, occasionally. But not so much. You're right.

20:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Why is that? No, no, no.

20:47🔗 Drew It's a good question.

20:49🔗 Adam I think women have the capacity to be different people more than guys do. Well, look at their period, for Christ's sake. You know what I mean? Good point. They're used to going insane like five days out of the month every month becoming somebody else.

21:04🔗 Drew Is your girlfriend currently premenstrual?

21:05🔗 Adam No, but every woman...

21:07🔗 Drew Come on.

21:07🔗 Adam No.

21:08🔗 Drew She's going to kick your ass if you talk about it, right?

21:09🔗 Adam Every woman I've ever had a relationship with or even spoken to, if you catch them during the right few days out of the month, there can be different people.

21:18🔗 Drew Different person, yeah.

21:18🔗 Adam Right. So if they have that capability... Guys, it's all about booze. Yeah. They become different guys when they get loaded.

21:26🔗 Caller Well, I'm a happy drunk.

21:28🔗 Adam Yeah, me too.

21:28🔗 Caller Me, I'm like... I know people that are kind of violent, and it's like weird, you know? You see like an alter ego in somebody come out. It's kind of scary.

21:37🔗 Adam Listen, Fletcher's coming in here soon.

21:41🔗 Drew Which I can't believe, but here we go.

21:44🔗 Caller Oh, no, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Fletcher. Now Fletcher's gonna want to kill me.

21:50🔗 Caller I'm dead.

21:52🔗 Adam You want to talk about someone who takes on a different personality? No, that's Fat Mike.

21:55🔗 Caller He's got all the volume. I'm the volume, Fat Mike.

21:58🔗 Adam I'm a good drunk, and I'm good at everything. Every drug, I'm good because I always know I'm f'ed up. That's my mantra. Like, oh my god, am I high? I shouldn't say anything. Maintain, dude. Maintain. You're really buzzed. And the guys who are trouble when they get whatever, when they get out of it, especially drunk.

22:18🔗 Drew No observing force.

22:19🔗 Adam No, it's like, it's 2 in the morning. They're going to do Brody's in the parking lot of the Gelson's in their sister's car, and there's cops chasing around, and they don't know how f'ed up they are. They can't maintain.

22:33🔗 Caller Yeah, I gave myself a nickname actually on tour. It was Just Add Vodka. And I turned, 12 o'clock, I turned into Evil Dick, you know. So now I'm home for a little while, and I'm back down to earth.

22:45🔗 Adam Well, good.

22:46🔗 Caller I'm taking some Liver-Rite pills.

22:48🔗 Drew Nice. When we come back?

22:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Papa Roach is here. When we come back this week to JJ, he wants to know if he can get anal warts from giving his girlfriend a rim job.

22:57🔗 Drew 15. 15 everybody.

22:59🔗 Caller Go for the booty, man.

23:38🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Coby and Dave are both here from Papa Roach. Everybody, Infest is the name of the CD. They had to cancel a couple of dates on their tour because Dave screwed his wrist up. It's playing too hard.

23:55🔗 Drew You know what I like about Papa Roach? They give us some BS story about why they ended the tour, and it's true.

24:01🔗 Adam That's right.

24:01🔗 Drew That's the truth. We're used to going, what the hell, what really happened?

24:06🔗 Adam There's nothing better.

24:07🔗 Papa Roach You know, I've heard all the rumors, too. It's like I've heard, you know, we were breaking up and yeah, what's another one like he's on heroin.

24:15🔗 Caller I had a mental breakdown.

24:16🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, he had.

24:17🔗 Caller I had one of those. A few of those that would have stopped the touring, but not not recently.

24:22🔗 Papa Roach We just started started, you know, starting our own rumors saying that, like, actually, you know, we're all we all really died and yeah, we're we're like we're like cryogenically. We're just holograms of ourselves. Yeah, CGI control the labels, you know, like got a got a some kind of system working right now.

24:39🔗 Caller They're controlling our CGI.

24:41🔗 Adam I tell you guys, there's nothing more uncomfortable than some band coming in here. We had to cancel a couple of dates because our lead singer was dehydrated and Drew going, what do you mean dehydrated? And the band going, it was pretty hot. He was playing pretty hard. So he was injured. No, that doesn't happen to a 24 year old man.

25:00🔗 Caller You know, it's funny though, man. Dave was like, Dave was talking to the drama for Green Day.

25:04🔗 Papa Roach Yeah.

25:04🔗 Caller And he was like, it was all I got tendonitis. He's all we all got tendonitis.

25:09🔗 Papa Roach He's all you got to burn through it, man. I'm like, oh, yeah, here we go. Made me feel like a hugest wuss.

25:14🔗 Caller I know. But you know what? That's right. You can be a wuss every once in a while.

25:18🔗 Papa Roach Yeah.

25:19🔗 Adam Hey, I was thinking about this when I was urinating. Papa Roach and Drew, we've seen Papa Roach. This is a great live band.

25:27🔗 Papa Roach Yeah.

25:27🔗 Adam And I really I can see you hurting yourself. I really can.

25:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:32🔗 Adam You play your ass off.

25:33🔗 Papa Roach If anybody, you know, if you've seen us live, man, you know, like, we just it's like crazy. Like we put everything we have into like every show. So yeah.

25:41🔗 Caller My back has like two vertebrae that are kind of caught like almost a quarter turn.

25:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:46🔗 Caller Really messed up. Roach reminds me I need to go to the chiropractor before I leave again a few times.

25:52🔗 Adam Well, Drew, maybe you can take a look at Kobe too.

25:54🔗 Drew Yeah, why not?

25:54🔗 Adam JJ?

25:55🔗 Drew We got straightened out.

25:57🔗 Adam You're 15.

25:57🔗 Drew But dehydration does not happen to 24.

25:59🔗 Caller No.

26:00🔗 Adam No, that's drugs.

26:01🔗 Papa Roach That's actually why we came in so we can get medical advice from Dr. Drew.

26:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:05🔗 Caller We're like, we take a medical appointment.

26:07🔗 Caller JJ? Yeah, hello?

26:08🔗 Adam So what's going on?

26:10🔗 Caller Oh my God. Jeez, I'm stoked. I can't believe I got through, man. I'm a longtime listener, first time caller.

26:15🔗 Papa Roach Great.

26:17🔗 Caller And P. Roach, man, nice to see you. What's up to you guys?

26:20🔗 Caller What's up, brother?

26:20🔗 Caller How are you, man? Fine, over here, just, you know. You're stoked?

26:24🔗 Caller This is the first time you listen all the time. You finally got through.

26:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:27🔗 Caller You know what? You should mark this on your calendar. Make it a holiday.

26:30🔗 Caller I know, if I'm going to do it. I've been listening since I was in the fourth grade. Cool, man. Oh my God.

26:34🔗 Drew You guys been around that long?

26:35🔗 Adam No, not you.

26:36🔗 Drew No, you got us.

26:38🔗 Adam You've been around longer than that.

26:39🔗 Drew Oh, geez. Been around longer, before JJ was born. Yeah, before JJ's parents, Matt.

26:47🔗 Caller Well, man, I'm Corolla. Your name, I have it all over my folder and everything.

26:51🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I want to hear.

26:53🔗 Caller Rock on.

26:54🔗 Drew Wait, JJ, on the feet, on the shoes?

26:56🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

26:57🔗 Drew Oh, you're in.

26:58🔗 Adam You know you've arrived when you get the name on the shoe.

27:00🔗 Caller You rock.

27:01🔗 Caller And Adam, your name's all over my hat, too.

27:04🔗 Adam Thank you.

27:05🔗 Papa Roach Wow, that's right on, man.

27:06🔗 Adam All right, so did you?

27:07🔗 Caller I wrote Adam's name all over my underwear.

27:09🔗 Caller Oh, yeah?

27:10🔗 Caller Yep, I'm so excited.

27:11🔗 Adam And a brown magic marker. All right, but JJ, you don't have a question, do you?

27:20🔗 Caller Huh? Yeah, I have a question. Well, what is your question? This question, like, is it coming from me? Well, my friend wants to know if he can get awards if he gives a girl a rim job or anyone that has an award.

27:39🔗 Adam Yeah, can he get it on his mouth?

27:41🔗 Caller Yeah, can he get it on his tongue?

27:43🔗 Drew It really doesn't happen. I guess it's a theoretic possibility. He should be just as concerned about getting it from a top salad from a vagina as an anus, right? The person with the words on the anus is the one that's got the real problem, though, because that has been shown to be a cause of anal cancer later on.

27:58🔗 Caller I had hemorrhoids pretty bad and they itched, so I could understand.

28:00🔗 Drew Thanks for sharing.

28:03🔗 Caller I kicked that. I kicked that, though.

28:04🔗 Drew Anything else about the hemorrhoids?

28:06🔗 Caller No, I actually had to get them cut out one time.

28:08🔗 Drew Nice banding.

28:09🔗 Adam Oh, really?

28:10🔗 Drew That anoscopy, anoscope, is that anoscopy?

28:12🔗 Caller Dude, it was like I was on a doctor's table.

28:14🔗 Drew Anoscope, basically, Adam, is like you cut this thing in half and then put it on a handle.

28:19🔗 Adam And up the ass?

28:20🔗 Caller No, mine was a thrombosed hemorrhoid.

28:22🔗 Drew Oh, those hurt.

28:24🔗 Yes.

28:25🔗 Caller But it was only on the outside, not on the inside, so I'm happy.

28:27🔗 Drew Yeah, but they go from in to out when they throw them.

28:29🔗 Caller Yeah, they hurt bad.

28:30🔗 Drew It's pretty floral, the thrombosed hemorrhoid.

28:32🔗 Adam Well, let me tell you something. Grandma Roach is whipping up the forholis and cheese and all the beef and all that.

28:40🔗 Papa Roach Don't forget the lemon pepper chicken.

28:42🔗 Caller The lemon pepper chicken.

28:44🔗 Adam That's breakfast. Yeah, yeah. You understand?

28:46🔗 Drew Yeah, these guys eat.

28:47🔗 Adam So you get the hemorrhoids early on. Now, so you need some nice mucilix or something like that.

28:52🔗 Caller No, it was messed up because my boss swung the other way, like with men, so it was like his chance to ask me about your parts. Or are you into kinky boys? What kind of boss did you have? Well, we called him...

29:05🔗 Papa Roach Apparently, a game one.

29:06🔗 Caller We called him Tootsie Roll.

29:07🔗 Drew But I mean, boss, what were you working?

29:09🔗 Caller I worked at a hospital. I was a janitor.

29:11🔗 Drew What hospital?

29:12🔗 Caller David Graham Medical Center. Oh, man. Travis Air Force Base. It was horrible.

29:15🔗 Drew And this was a senior maintenance guy. Yeah.

29:18🔗 Caller And he was like... So it wasn't sexual harassment because it was...

29:21🔗 Drew Why?

29:23🔗 Caller I don't know because I had a hemorrhoid in my... I was like, I have to go home. I can't sit down. This is horrible.

29:29🔗 Drew Could you walk?

29:30🔗 Caller Hardly.

29:32🔗 Adam Did they do the operation at the hospital?

29:33🔗 Caller No. My lady took me to the emergency room.

29:37🔗 Drew Adam, your car bunk on the ass?

29:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:40🔗 Drew About half as painful as this.

29:41🔗 Adam Really? Because that was excruciating. I had a carbuncle right next to my anus. I mean, this thing was like a big pus field. I don't know what. Nasty.

29:50🔗 Drew Everybody in the control room. Horrible. Nice conversation. Everybody enjoying this?

29:55🔗 Adam I could not walk. I could not walk. I had to call in work and not this job.

30:00🔗 Drew You had to start lighting farts next?

30:02🔗 Adam It was so excruciatingly painful. But you know what? I lanced it myself. I used a needle. You know how I got at it? You can't see your own anus very well.

30:11🔗 Caller A mirror. You put a mirror.

30:13🔗 Adam I didn't put a mirror. I had a sliding mirror door for the closet.

30:17🔗 Papa Roach You were leaning over in front of the door.

30:18🔗 Adam No, not leaning. On my back.

30:23🔗 Caller Holding your legs back.

30:24🔗 Adam On my back with my feet up on top of the mirror. So my back was on the floor.

30:29🔗 Caller He's doing this in the studio. I can see his ass right now. This is bad.

30:32🔗 Adam My feet were up on the thing. You know how I saw my anus? I took a flashlight and I bounced it off the mirror onto my bung hole so I could see what was going on.

30:42🔗 Papa Roach As long as you're... I mean, dude, I got a lighter, dude.

30:45🔗 Caller I got a lighter.

30:46🔗 Caller Do you have a lighter for us?

30:47🔗 Drew What do you have for us?

30:48🔗 Adam Long as you're in...

30:49🔗 Caller It's like 6th grade summer camp right here.

30:50🔗 Drew Long as you're in position.

30:51🔗 Adam I'm going to try to work something up.

30:53🔗 Drew Get it. Get it.

30:54🔗 Adam I don't have anything, Drew.

30:56🔗 Drew Are you doing those pants?

30:57🔗 Adam No, I don't like farts in the sweat pants. Only denim. Only denim. I had some bad run ins with the man made fibers.

31:04🔗 Caller I've never lit a fart. I've never lit a fart.

31:06🔗 Adam You haven't?

31:07🔗 Caller No.

31:08🔗 Papa Roach I've seen it done.

31:09🔗 Adam Oh, you haven't done it?

31:10🔗 Papa Roach I've never done it myself.

31:11🔗 Adam Let me tell you guys the God's honest truth. When I was living in North Hollywood with my buddy, The Wheeze, he lit a cigarette off of one of my lit farts. And it was not I. As God is my witness.

31:26🔗 Caller He had to bend down too far.

31:27🔗 Drew Not too far.

31:28🔗 Adam Now, it was not off of the lighter. The lighter was by the anus. He lit the cigarette about five, six inches up away with the ball of fire. Drew, you've seen it.

31:38🔗 Drew I've seen the mushroom cloud. I've seen it.

31:39🔗 Adam He lit a cigarette off of my ass fart.

31:42🔗 Drew I saw one once.

31:44🔗 Adam Yeah, you could light.

31:45🔗 Drew Jacob's Ladder. You could light it.

31:46🔗 Caller Jacob's Ladder.

31:48🔗 Adam You could light anything off of that thing, right?

31:50🔗 Caller The devils were really angels.

31:52🔗 Drew Well, let's listen to a song, shall we?

31:53🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. We're going to do that?

31:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:55🔗 Adam All right. All right. Let's. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Let's listen to something from Papa Roach. This is off Infest. This is called Between Angels. Oh, cool. Wait a minute. What does that say? Angels A and Insects? They've got a little typo there.

32:11🔗 Caller Yeah, a little typo there, buddy.

32:12🔗 Adam Between Angels and Insects. That is Papa Roach. Infest is the name of the CD. Dave and Covey are both here from the band. Drew?

36:04🔗 Drew Hello.

36:04🔗 Adam You want to talk to Covey about that?

36:07🔗 Drew I didn't embarrass him too much here.

36:08🔗 Adam I know, sorry. True.

36:09🔗 Drew I mean, the fart, the light of the farts, the Davos hemorrhoids, that was enough for him.

36:14🔗 Adam I thought you wanted to talk about black nail polish.

36:17🔗 Drew Well, if you want to.

36:18🔗 Caller Well, I don't think-

36:19🔗 Caller Why do I wear black nail polish?

36:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

36:21🔗 Caller I don't know.

36:22🔗 Caller I don't know. That's one of my favorite colors. I wear black all the time.

36:25🔗 Drew Yeah, but to me, I do a lot of young people that wear black and wear a lot of stuff you guys wear. But when the fingernail polish goes black, in my experience, those are people that I end up seeing in my drug unit. Really? Almost 100%.

36:38🔗 Caller You know, to tell you the truth, I tried cocaine once and I had a really bad trip. It brought, I did it and I just had a thing about my father, you know, like it kind of like something that tore my family apart. Was he an addict? A while ago he was. That's kind of what helped tear our family apart. And I did it and I was like, no, I just step away. I'm like, you know, I can't ruin my life like this. You know, I have too much. I got, you know, I got my band. I got my brothers with me. That's right.

37:04🔗 Adam Drew, if a guy is in a rock band, isn't he?

37:07🔗 Drew What is it about the black people? I don't know. First of all, It's just something you observed. It's just something I observed. And maybe that will change with time. Maybe this is part of the change. You know what I mean? Maybe the culture will change. That's why I bring it up.

37:19🔗 Papa Roach I have a couple of goth kids in high school who used to wear black nail polish.

37:23🔗 Drew But the difference in the goth that don't wear black nail polish and those that do, usually are the ones that do drugs.

37:28🔗 Caller But that's not necessarily true. There's a lot of kids I see around just like young kids wearing black nail polish. There's a lot of bands, a lot of rock and roll bands, they paint their nails black just because it's a fashion. Not because it's drug related. You know what I'm saying?

37:42🔗 Drew I believe you. Maybe it's changing.

37:45🔗 Caller No, it's not the cool thing to do. My grandpa, he was like kind of like, you know, he's swinging the other way.

37:51🔗 Drew No, interestingly, no, no, interestingly like a bright blue, even a dark bright blue, no, but it's the black, black and dark purple, I've noticed.

37:59🔗 Caller Maybe I'll go do some heroin tonight.

38:00🔗 Drew All right, good. I'll feel much better.

38:02🔗 Caller Just to hold up the image.

38:03🔗 Drew Thank you, appreciate it.

38:04🔗 Adam Don't make Drew into a liar. Yeah, chase the dragon tonight after the show, so Drew can sleep.

38:09🔗 Caller But I can see what you're saying, you know, the whole black and the dark and the evil and the, you know.

38:15🔗 Adam All right, I'm going to do some good radio and we're going to take ourselves a little bit of a break. Papa Roach is our guest tonight. When we come back, we'll speak to Nicole. Nicole's 22. She wants to know how does she tell her mom that her living boyfriend is hitting on her on hitting on Nicole. Oh, her mom's living boyfriend is hitting on Nicole. All right, we'll get to that after this.

38:40🔗 Caller Hello, what is this? Love Line with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla on 94.7 in RK.

39:10🔗 Adam If Love Line. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Tomorrow night, we're going to have the drill sergeants in here from boot camp. So, they can yell at me and throw.

39:22🔗 Caller Drop and give me 20.

39:25🔗 Caller Oh, really?

39:26🔗 Drew It might be interesting to have them give us like two minutes of what they put people through to see what that feels like.

39:30🔗 Adam Two minutes is a long time.

39:32🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying.

39:32🔗 Caller You love fat camp, don't you, Lardo?

39:34🔗 Drew I mean, like, get a mic, go down the hall here and just have them do two minutes of what they do to those guys for hours every day.

39:39🔗 Caller Sir, yes, sir.

39:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:40🔗 Drew You know, that'd be interesting.

39:43🔗 Caller I had a friend, Kyle, that went to the military and he was like the guy who was like sleeping on the floor with the roaches like tweaker style and then he straightened his life up, you know, and went to the military and like he went there and the sergeant would be like, Mr. Satchwell or Private Satchwell, you hear me? And he'd just start busting up laughing because he couldn't keep a straight face.

40:03🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying?

40:04🔗 Caller And he had to run like a zillion. But it like straightened his life out though, helped him straighten his life out.

40:10🔗 Adam Listen, you want to know, just watch Full Metal Jacket. That is the best real sergeant in any movie, anywhere in life, anywhere depicted. Full Metal Jacket, the first-

40:20🔗 Get on your knees, scumbag!

40:22🔗 Drew Is that him?

40:22🔗 Adam That's him. That is the first hour of Full Metal Jacket. You never saw that, Drew?

40:27🔗 Caller There you go.

40:28🔗 Drew That's the whole thing.

40:30🔗 Adam That is a serious, serious movie. Coby and David are both here from Papa Roach.

40:35🔗 Caller Hello, kids. I drink lots of vodka.

40:39🔗 Adam Coby is going to do a little Yakov Smirnov.

40:41🔗 Caller Yes.

40:42🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you know what my favorite Yakov joke is, is when he goes, it worked better, you know, in the middle of the Cold War, you know, the Reagan administration, but he'd go, in America, you can make fun of President, you can make fun of Reagan, and it is the same in Russia. We can make fun of Reagan, too. That was his big joke.

41:05🔗 Papa Roach That's it.

41:05🔗 Adam Yeah, there you go. And me and the guy made $10 million a year doing this.

41:09🔗 Papa Roach That's cool though, man.

41:10🔗 Caller I actually read his book. If it works.

41:11🔗 Papa Roach When I was a kid.

41:12🔗 Adam You read Yakov's book?

41:13🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, when I was a kid, man, because I don't know why.

41:16🔗 Adam What was the name of Yakov's book?

41:18🔗 Papa Roach Something like...

41:19🔗 Caller If it broke, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

41:21🔗 Papa Roach I forget, man. Something like...

41:23🔗 Adam Was it funny?

41:24🔗 Drew It made a huge impression.

41:25🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, it was funny.

41:26🔗 Adam But you were in the fourth grade.

41:28🔗 Drew Right.

41:29🔗 Papa Roach I was like in third or fourth grade, so it was like...

41:31🔗 Drew Phantom Tollbooth and Yakov Serov.

41:34🔗 Adam All right. We will... You can go down to Branson, Missouri.

41:37🔗 Caller Probably the Chocolate Factory.

41:38🔗 Adam Probably find Yakov somewhere performing in Branson, you know. If you guys ever get out that way. I don't know if Papa Roach plays Branson, but if you do...

41:47🔗 Papa Roach We're going to get calls from Yakov now.

41:49🔗 Adam Nicole?

41:49🔗 Yeah?

41:50🔗 Adam You're 22?

41:51🔗 Caller Yeah, before I ask my question, Adam, I just want to say you're really hot.

41:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:54🔗 Adam Finally.

41:55🔗 Caller What's up? Adam.

41:57🔗 Adam Play on, player.

41:58🔗 Drew Hang on, 22, Adam's hot?

42:00🔗 Adam Yeah. You thinking heroin?

42:01🔗 Caller I don't know.

42:02🔗 Adam What's up, Nicole?

42:04🔗 Caller My mom's with a boyfriend. It seems like he's hitting on me.

42:07🔗 Drew She's on 22 to you.

42:08🔗 Caller He's hitting on you?

42:09🔗 Adam He's fine.

42:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:10🔗 Caller Punch him in the balls.

42:12🔗 Drew What exactly? Give us an example of what he's done.

42:14🔗 Caller Like, the other day, I was in my room, and he comes in and he shuts the door. And he goes, I need to talk to you. I need to talk to you.

42:22🔗 Caller And I was like, okay, you know, what do you need to talk to me?

42:24🔗 Caller He's like, I'm in love with you, and I want to be with you.

42:27🔗 Adam I don't want to be with you.

42:29🔗 Papa Roach Sounds like a little more than hitting.

42:31🔗 Caller And then, like, when I'm home by myself, he would, like, try to grab my butt and stuff.

42:35🔗 Drew How old is this guy?

42:36🔗 Caller 48.

42:37🔗 Drew 48?

42:38🔗 Adam Does he drink?

42:40🔗 Caller No.

42:40🔗 Drew You have got to tell your mom about this guy.

42:42🔗 Caller But I'm scared because she's so happy, and I haven't seen her happy in so long.

42:46🔗 Caller Dude, you know what? That's just not right. That's a messed up situation.

42:49🔗 Drew You know what? It's like the, what, was that commercial? You can pay me now or pay me later.

42:53🔗 Caller You know, your mom would probably be happy if you told her that. I mean, in the long run, she'd probably be happy.

42:58🔗 Drew In the long run. This is a disaster. When his true self makes itself evident, it will be in some sort of awful way. Thank God you are not going along with this. Thank God you can get the hell out of there.

43:10🔗 Adam Oh, heck no.

43:11🔗 Caller Dude, don't do that, man.

43:12🔗 Drew Don't mess with that. Believe me, if he can do this with her daughter, imagine what else he can do.

43:16🔗 Adam What is she going to do to the dog? I agree with you.

43:18🔗 Caller Yeah, the dog, definitely.

43:19🔗 Adam Hey, hold on. By the way, Drew, pay me now, pay me later. That's Fram Filters.

43:25🔗 Caller Well, you need to tell her straight up, be like, listen up, mom, if you don't believe me, you're an idiot.

43:29🔗 Adam And listen, you're 22. What are you doing living at home?

43:33🔗 Caller Oh, because I'm going to college.

43:35🔗 Caller I go to state and I'm saving money.

43:36🔗 Drew San Diego State.

43:38🔗 Adam Yeah, that's not a real college show. That's that's now that's junior college.

43:42🔗 Caller Oh, man, my brother goes to junior college and he's doing good, man. I said, Zip it, homie. Junior college kids, tear it up.

43:51🔗 Adam I think San Diego State may be lower than junior college.

43:54🔗 Caller Did I could even get in junior college?

43:55🔗 Adam No, you could have. Oh, you could have. Oh, you need two legs. You can get into junior college. Just walk in.

44:01🔗 Caller I only have one.

44:02🔗 Drew You just need some means of propelling.

44:03🔗 Adam Yes. Somebody could just drag your drunken targets into the front door. Hey, Nicole, I think you need to get out of that situation because this is creepy and if you're going to spend any time at home when this guy's alone with you, God knows what he's going to do.

44:17🔗 Caller Give him a hand job with Ben Gay.

44:21🔗 Caller I try to avoid him. Like when he's home, I'm not going to be there. I'm not there. But it's like...

44:27🔗 Adam Okay, here's the angle, Nicole. This will work. You say to him the next time he tries anything or even when you're alone, if you try anything, if you bring this up, if you touch me in any way, if you come into my room, I will tell my mother immediately.

44:41🔗 Caller My boyfriend wants to kick his butt.

44:42🔗 Adam Okay. But tell him that and I guarantee he'll stop.

44:45🔗 Drew Maybe you can use the boyfriend to help sort of deliver this message. Yeah.

44:49🔗 Caller Like you and your boyfriend go in there and be like, listen up, pops.

44:52🔗 Drew Or to your mom.

44:53🔗 Caller Like I tell him, I was like, no, you know, stop. He's like, no, I know you like me. I know you want me.

44:58🔗 Drew Here's what you do. Hey, you tell him next time, I am, A, my boyfriend's going to kick your ass. B, I'm going to tell my mom.

45:05🔗 Adam Okay.

45:05🔗 Drew That's it. Straight up.

45:07🔗 Caller No chase up.

45:07🔗 Drew Yeah. Be straight with him.

45:08🔗 Adam And I know this guy's got to be drinking. This is such a booze move, isn't it? I know you want me.

45:14🔗 Drew There's some total losers out there that will do that kind of thing.

45:17🔗 Caller Really?

45:17🔗 Caller That's dirty, nasty, dirty.

45:19🔗 Adam Adam?

45:20🔗 Caller Yeah. Hey, how's it going?

45:21🔗 Adam Hey, you're 16. What's up? Yeah.

45:22🔗 Caller Hey, Papa Roach.

45:23🔗 Caller Love you guys.

45:24🔗 Caller What's up, brother?

45:25🔗 Caller What's up?

45:26🔗 Caller And Adam and Dr. Drew, you guys are sweet too.

45:28🔗 Caller What's up, brother? Hey, dude. Hey, you like P. Roach. Call up your radio station request, Dead Cell.

45:33🔗 Caller Yeah?

45:33🔗 Caller Punk rock, baby.

45:35🔗 Caller Hey, are you guys going to-

45:36🔗 Caller Where's Coffee?

45:36🔗 Drew Have you ever tasted it in your entire life?

45:38🔗 Caller Are you guys going to BFD?

45:39🔗 Drew What's BFD? San Jose?

45:41🔗 Papa Roach Um, actually, um, I don't think so.

45:44🔗 Caller We're going to Europe. We're leaving for Europe in a few days.

45:47🔗 Drew Oh my God.

45:47🔗 Caller Oh, that's cool.

45:48🔗 Caller Yeah, we'll be over there for a couple of weeks and then we come back for Ausfest and hit it hard.

45:51🔗 Caller Yep. Sweet. Hey, Adam and Drew. Yeah.

45:54🔗 Caller Listen to you guys every night.

45:55🔗 Adam Thank you.

45:56🔗 Caller I'll sleep to you guys.

45:57🔗 Adam Good times there, brother.

45:58🔗 Caller Hey, Papa Roach, like, you know that song Broken Home?

46:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:02🔗 Caller Yeah, my parents broke up two years ago.

46:04🔗 Caller And I can totally like identify that song. Yeah, man.

46:07🔗 Caller You know what's crazy? Today, I got a wild hair in my ass and I called my father my real dad. I called Rick today.

46:13🔗 Adam All right.

46:14🔗 Caller I talked to my dad today and that was like really cool feeling, you know, because I know he loves me. He just, you know, it's like I'm always on the go, you know, so we can't really like make a big relationship. But it's like it's cool to like make a link right. Where is he?

46:27🔗 Adam Is he in Sacramento?

46:28🔗 Caller I know he lives in Mariposa, California. If you're listening, what's up, dad? What's up, K-Link here at Roxanne?

46:34🔗 Adam That's not that low. How far is that from Sacramento?

46:37🔗 Caller That's probably two and a half hours. Pass Merced. It's like down in the kind of by Yosemite area.

46:42🔗 Adam Yeah, you know, I think of California is is Los Angeles and then there's the Valley. That's what I think of California. And then you could say San Francisco. Yeah, that's it. All right, let's take ourselves a little break.

46:56🔗 Caller Peace, man. Take care.

46:57🔗 Adam Papa Roach is here and we'll be back after this.

47:00🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:04🔗 Adam We'll be right back.

47:21🔗 Caller KNRK, Kermis, Portland, and Entercom radio station.

47:41🔗 Adam It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kobe and Dave are both here from Papa Roach, and we're glad to have them. They had to pull out of the tour momentarily because Dave... Has a de Quervain. Has a, what's that called?

48:00🔗 Drew De Quervain's tendonitis.

48:02🔗 Adam Tendinitis in his left hand, and that's his good hand. How much more do you use your strong hand than your other hand when you drum?

48:12🔗 Papa Roach Well, okay, like the whole thing of, like, actually I use both pretty evenly, but the thing about it is like when you play on a right-handed set up like I do, but you use your left hand for the hi-hat, my hand, where other drummers would normally play with their wrist turned down like this, I play with my wrist like up, like that. So I'm constantly doing that, which is why I have the...

48:34🔗 Adam You're gonna have to adjust your style?

48:35🔗 Papa Roach I'm gonna have to probably do, yeah, like, I guess like, I get, you know, the guy from the, Max Weinberg, kind of had to do the same thing, had to like teach himself how to play a different way.

48:44🔗 Adam He plays totally, man.

48:46🔗 Papa Roach He's like totally proper.

48:48🔗 Caller Watching Mike play, and Mike plays like really...

48:50🔗 Papa Roach He's all perfect.

48:50🔗 Caller Yeah, he's like this.

48:52🔗 Papa Roach Yeah.

48:52🔗 Caller Yeah, I play the same way as you.

48:54🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, just all... You know, we played, I mean, I play just like, you know, punk rock, you know, taught myself how to play, so I just, you know, never really...

49:02🔗 Adam You got a cowbell?

49:04🔗 Papa Roach Cowbell?

49:05🔗 Adam You got a woodblock. Oh, you got a woodblock?

49:07🔗 Caller Tommy Lee got a cowbell.

49:08🔗 Adam Oh, that's good.

49:08🔗 Caller Cousin Rose has got a cowbell.

49:10🔗 Adam Yeah, because you know what I like to hear? I like that, you know, the beginning of American band with that Grand Funk Railroad song?

49:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:18🔗 Adam They got that, I don't know if that... Is that a cowbell? I miss a cowbell in a rock song. That's all I'm saying. I like to see a little cowbell.

49:24🔗 Caller Some little mad cow disease on the mic.

49:26🔗 Papa Roach I might have to throw one in there just because.

49:28🔗 Adam Weave a little cowbell into the next CD.

49:32🔗 Papa Roach I like that.

49:33🔗 Adam You clump it. That cowbell doesn't have a ringer in it, does it?

49:37🔗 Papa Roach No, you just hit the side of it and there you go.

49:40🔗 Adam John?

49:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:43🔗 Adam Hey, you're 19. What's up?

49:46🔗 Caller Me and my girlfriend have been dating for like two years. And her mom keeps asking her if we're having sex and keeps bringing her information on birth control and stuff like that. And she lives in Santa Barbara and I'm in San Diego. And two nights ago, her mom, they had their usual talk and she decided to tell her mom. And her mom was totally cool about it, made an appointment to go to the gynecologist and everything. And then today picked her up from school and because she's still a senior in high school and took her home, yelled at her, told her she's a slut, a disgrace, all this stuff. Damn.

50:21🔗 Drew Right.

50:22🔗 Caller And I'm close with the family too and that's the weird part.

50:25🔗 Drew Nice try, mom.

50:26🔗 Caller Well, then she said that if she doesn't tell the dad, then she's gonna have to. So now the dad knows and we're not supposed to see each other over again. Yeah.

50:37🔗 Caller Romeo and Juliet, homie. You know what, man? It's like this. Screw the parents.

50:44🔗 Drew Tonight she's underage a little bit.

50:46🔗 Caller Yeah, oh, is she?

50:46🔗 Caller She's 17.

50:49🔗 Adam She's 17. Is she in her senior year?

50:51🔗 Caller Yeah, she's in her senior year.

50:52🔗 Adam Yeah. She gonna go off to college?

50:54🔗 Caller Yeah, she's going to Santa Barbara. That's where she lives.

50:56🔗 Adam Yeah. And what about you? I mean, what are you doing in San Diego?

50:59🔗 Drew UC San Diego.

51:00🔗 Caller I saw you guys when you guys came down here.

51:02🔗 Adam Ah, UC San Diego? Now, that's a real college at UC San Diego. That's a San Diego state. And that's right, Anderson didn't hear a thing.

51:13🔗 Caller Oh, sure, sure, sure.

51:14🔗 Caller All right.

51:15🔗 Adam So, John, you're in love, right?

51:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:18🔗 Adam And her parents know you, right?

51:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:21🔗 Adam And her mom tried to do that. See, that's why you should never, ever be honest with your parents, because they try to do that bait thing.

51:27🔗 Caller The whole life lesson.

51:28🔗 Adam Same thing your boss says. Look, if you're stealing, it's cool. Just tell me.

51:31🔗 Caller Just tell the truth.

51:32🔗 Adam I feel fine.

51:33🔗 Caller Yeah, right. Because, I mean, her parents are like totally like they like we thought they wanted us to. I mean, because they like totally like me. They're bringing me everywhere with them. I sleep over there all the time. And her mom's telling her about how intimate oral sex can be and all kind of.

51:49🔗 Adam What?

51:49🔗 Caller That's cool.

51:50🔗 Adam So, what do they got? Weird hippie Nazi parents?

51:53🔗 Drew I mean, what's the problem with them?

51:55🔗 Caller I think the parents need to realize that you guys are just going to have sex.

51:58🔗 Adam What do they do for a living? What kind of people are they?

52:01🔗 Caller Her dad and I don't know some company. They're rolling in dough.

52:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:07🔗 Adam They let you sleep over at the house.

52:09🔗 Papa Roach Right. That's practically like.

52:10🔗 Adam What's going on?

52:11🔗 Drew What was their expectation?

52:12🔗 Caller That's what I don't get is they're pretty lax with us. And even like every time she sits down and has taunts with both of us, she's totally fine with it. And saying like.

52:22🔗 Drew Hang on. Hold on. Any chance the girlfriend is BSing and just wants to get out of the relationship? You think?

52:26🔗 Caller I highly doubt it. But. She was.

52:30🔗 Caller Hey, that smells fishy now, dude. What?

52:34🔗 Adam So what's in the sea? What's your girlfriend say the plan is?

52:37🔗 Caller She's just crying hysterically right now.

52:39🔗 Adam Oh, all right.

52:41🔗 Caller Her mom.

52:41🔗 Caller She's a good actor.

52:42🔗 Caller Got in a fight like saying it was all your fault. My mom ran out of the house and she's left there. And basically they're blaming her for all this thing like hell of a Mother's Day present.

52:52🔗 Adam And they're really like the high strung and spinning out.

52:56🔗 Caller Right. Yeah. And like pretty normal people. But like the way her mom reacted is all right.

53:02🔗 Papa Roach So like maybe her mom's on drugs when when she first told her mom at first she was cool.

53:07🔗 Caller And then all of a sudden she just like the part that I don't get because she talked to her mom, talked to one of her friends and one of her friends gave her some opinion. No, no, that's got to be my friends.

53:16🔗 Papa Roach Maybe she tried to like just maybe she thought she could handle it.

53:18🔗 Caller And then like, yeah, I think when reality hit this morning, I guess she called her on the way to work when reality hit and just totally yelled at her.

53:26🔗 Adam I told you all women have at least two personal.

53:29🔗 Papa Roach This is if I could just say something to your girlfriend's mom, you know, hey, sorry, mommy, but, you know, what are you going to do, man? Kids, man.

53:39🔗 Teenagers.

53:41🔗 Caller Just protect yourself and be safe, you know?

53:43🔗 Adam Yeah, right.

53:43🔗 Caller I don't want my sister in that position, but, I mean, we've been together for two years.

53:47🔗 Caller They know my position.

53:48🔗 Adam It's on my wheelbarrow.

53:50🔗 Drew 17 is well above average, you know, so the two years after the average age of onset of sexual activity in this country.

53:56🔗 Adam John's a good guy.

53:57🔗 Caller These kids are calling her like 14.

53:59🔗 Drew It's considered normal in most countries. I have three wheels and I'm 14. I'm considered totally expected.

54:04🔗 Adam So let me give John.

54:06🔗 Caller Anyway, you're saying 17 is like totally, like a...

54:08🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, it's normal, right?

54:09🔗 Drew Yeah, most countries are like that.

54:11🔗 Adam Let's leave John with this. This will settle down. You guys will persevere, all right? She's spinning out. It will pass very quickly. I mean, Drew, think about Dave and Kobe. Think about all the things that were so serious when you're in high school, when you're young, all the people are spazzing out and spinning out. And you know now that if you stand back and chill for a few minutes, it works its way out again.

54:36🔗 Caller Yeah, that's right, because it's not that big of a deal.

54:38🔗 Adam And here's what John has to do. Nothing. Nothing. He's away in San Diego. She's over there. Let it just ride out for a few weeks. Let the dust settle and it'll be all right. And if they have a good relationship, you know, parents are this way, too, that if they know a guy for a while and they trust him and he stays around for a few years, he'll be back. So you got to ride it out. It's too bad the parents are spasm, but you got to ride it out. Melissa?

55:05🔗 Caller Yes.

55:06🔗 Adam You're 20?

55:07🔗 Caller Yep.

55:07🔗 Adam What's up?

55:08🔗 Caller Well, I just have a question for Adam. I noticed that he's been regarding like state schools as four year JCs.

55:15🔗 Adam Well, only San Diego State.

55:18🔗 Caller Oh, I see. Because I go to Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo.

55:20🔗 Caller Right on. I got friends.

55:22🔗 Caller That's a big joke.

55:23🔗 Adam What is?

55:24🔗 Caller If going to Cal Poly was a big joke.

55:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

55:28🔗 Caller Educational standard. San Luis Obispo.

55:31🔗 Adam Yeah. I almost got a football scholarship to Cal Poly slow.

55:35🔗 Caller You know, you'd be the laziest person.

55:38🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, we have like the worst football team.

55:41🔗 Adam I know. That's why.

55:42🔗 Caller Right.

55:42🔗 Papa Roach Aren't you guys like slugs or what are you?

55:44🔗 Adam No.

55:44🔗 Caller San Luis Obispo slugs.

55:46🔗 Caller That's Santa Cruz. Oh, slots.

55:48🔗 Adam Santa Cruz are the banana slugs.

55:50🔗 Caller Okay.

55:51🔗 Adam That's right. Imagine that Santa Cruz has to play Santa Barbara. It's the Gauchos against the banana slugs, everybody. Well, that's a hell of a game.

56:00🔗 Drew That's more of the heritage of the 60s and 70s left to fester with us.

56:04🔗 Adam What is Cal Poly slow? What is their team?

56:07🔗 Caller We're the Mustangs.

56:08🔗 Adam Yes. Yes. Yes. Nice. I just saw the letter they sent me. Absolutely. Now, listen, you guys are bad. That's why they recruited me to play football about 20 years ago. Because I only got letters from the really crampy schools. But, yeah, so what was your beef again?

56:25🔗 Caller Well, my question was, do you consider all state schools as...

56:29🔗 Adam No, no. Just San Diego State.

56:32🔗 Caller Okay.

56:33🔗 Caller That's fine.

56:34🔗 Papa Roach I got a question for you.

56:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:35🔗 Papa Roach You live in Slow. Do you ever go to Slow Brew?

56:39🔗 Caller No.

56:40🔗 Caller Oh, you should go there. They serve good food.

56:42🔗 Papa Roach Yeah. What about...

56:42🔗 Caller Good beer, too.

56:44🔗 Papa Roach What about a taco... What was that taco place?

56:47🔗 Caller I don't know.

56:48🔗 Caller They're like six million of them, like TACO RUCO.

56:50🔗 Caller TACO.

56:50🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, that's it right there.

56:51🔗 Caller It's good stuff. Yeah, it's good stuff.

56:53🔗 Adam All right. Good times there, baby.

56:55🔗 Caller Good night. Good night.

56:58🔗 Adam Listen, I'm just jealous. I wish I went off to college. I got out of high school. I was cleaning carpets and my life was miserable.

57:04🔗 Caller I never got into college either.

57:06🔗 Adam Twelve years. Yeah, me neither. I'm really jealous of those kids who get to go to college. They may complain, but to me, also because any work that you may find between the age of 18 and 22, 23, when you'd be in college is horrible, minimum wage crap work.

57:27🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

57:28🔗 Caller Bottom of the barrel.

57:29🔗 Adam Like one thing of it is like, well, your choice, go to college or do a radio show. I'd be like, screw that, I'm doing radio. But go work for Art Fuss cleaning carpets at A&B Carpet or go to college. I'm going with college.

57:40🔗 Drew Art Fuss needs to be a guest in the show.

57:42🔗 Adam I'd like to bring that son of a bitch out. Who is that guy? He was my boss at A&B Carpet. And that son of a bitch, he didn't pay us for driving time.

57:52🔗 Caller God damn it, Adam, get over here.

57:55🔗 Adam So we would get in that van at his house and vanize at like 9.30 at night and drive out to Pasadena and clean a colony kitchen with a steam cleaner. And we'd work for about an hour and a half at $6.50 an hour. And then we'd drive home. By the time you got home, it was 2 in the morning. You made $12.

58:14🔗 Drew Of course, they would walk into the walk-in fridge and fire up the stoves and.

58:19🔗 Adam Oh, well, yeah, that that that would be at the Hamburger Hammer. OK, yeah, because when you when you clean carpets, we only clean restaurants and you don't do it during working hours. So the manager on the walk-in. Yeah, my buddy Ray would literally fire up the grill, get the milkshake thing going, break into that. You know that case that has the cake in it? Yeah, I always wanted to open yourself and grab your own cake. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah, that's good. That was the hamburger hamlet not too far down the street. He and the chicken, you know, here I was down down down in this city.

58:55🔗 Drew Culver City.

58:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:56🔗 Adam Down on the Hill Robinson or something.

58:58🔗 Caller I got to play with the tapioca.

59:00🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

59:00🔗 Adam It's good times. Big burger. Seventy.

59:04🔗 Caller Hello.

59:04🔗 Caller Hey, you're 12.

59:06🔗 Caller Hello. Yes.

59:08🔗 Caller Hi.

59:09🔗 Caller Oh, this kind of tell Kobe a question.

59:14🔗 Caller Tell me a question.

59:15🔗 Caller Is Kobe?

59:16🔗 Caller Yes, I'm right here.

59:17🔗 Oh, how old were you when you started your band?

59:20🔗 Caller I was how old were we, Dave? I was 16. 16. Yeah, I was 16. And we started Pop Roach. Pop Roach is my first band. Yep. My first band.

59:28🔗 Papa Roach Where did you get the name?

59:30🔗 Caller My grandfather.

59:31🔗 And how old are you right now?

59:32🔗 Caller I'm 24 now.

59:34🔗 Oh.

59:34🔗 Caller Yeah, so we've been together a whopping eight years.

59:37🔗 Adam And how long before you made any money? I mean, before you could sort of exist with just a band.

59:44🔗 Caller I don't know, last year? Yeah, last year.

59:45🔗 Adam Really?

59:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:46🔗 Caller When I got to quit my job, I told my boss, like, I worked right up to the time, like, I got a paycheck from the label to pay my rent and stuff. I was, like, all paranoid, you know? And it was cool, you know, to, like, that day I got to just say, hey, take this job and show it.

1:00:01🔗 Caller Peace.

1:00:01🔗 Papa Roach I ain't working here no more.

1:00:04🔗 Caller But I did it in, like, two week notice.

1:00:05🔗 Caller Was that at the hospital?

1:00:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:07🔗 Adam Oh, man, janitor.

1:00:08🔗 Caller It was cool. I saw some crazy stuff out there. I saw a decapitated head one time. I saw a couple people die. I mean, that wasn't exciting, but I saw some wild stuff.

1:00:18🔗 Drew The head was at a car accident or something?

1:00:20🔗 Caller It was in the dental area. And this little lady, Miko, she's like, Kobe-san, Kobe-san, you're looking freezer, you're looking freezer. And I'm like, I look in the freezer and there's like this, has no skin, so it shows all the muscles on the face for all the dentist students to learn about the structure. It was a bad night.

1:00:35🔗 Adam So it was like a cadaver head?

1:00:37🔗 Caller That's nasty.

1:00:38🔗 Adam Oh, good times.

1:00:38🔗 Caller Cadaver.

1:00:40🔗 Adam Kobe-san. Hey, Stephanie?

1:00:43🔗 Caller Yes.

1:00:43🔗 Adam You all right? You need any other questions from Papa Roach?

1:00:45🔗 Yeah, Kobe?

1:00:47🔗 Caller Yeah. When's your birthday?

1:00:49🔗 Caller The 14th of November, 1976. Or no, 1970.

1:00:54🔗 Caller What? Four, three.

1:00:56🔗 Caller I forgot.

1:00:57🔗 Six.

1:00:58🔗 Caller Six.

1:00:58🔗 Caller I was born in a barn.

1:00:59🔗 Caller Free tickets?

1:01:00🔗 Caller Huh?

1:01:01🔗 Can I get some free tickets?

1:01:02🔗 Caller Yeah, I'll get you like plus seventy five thousand.

1:01:05🔗 Caller Huh?

1:01:06🔗 Caller You and seventy five thousand friends.

1:01:07🔗 Papa Roach Sorry, no tickets.

1:01:10🔗 Caller Tickets to the movies?

1:01:11🔗 Caller Huh?

1:01:12🔗 Adam All right. Screw.

1:01:13🔗 Caller Hey, good night. No, have a good night. I'm sorry. We're playing a show tomorrow, so I don't have no tickets.

1:01:17🔗 Adam Yeah, she's twelve, too.

1:01:19🔗 Caller She's too young. Hey, rock on.

1:01:20🔗 Adam She got to stay in.

1:01:21🔗 Caller I'm twelve, too.

1:01:22🔗 Adam You guys are too loud.

1:01:23🔗 Caller My mom just lets me stay out late.

1:01:26🔗 Adam Ryan?

1:01:27🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:01:27🔗 Adam You're fourteen?

1:01:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:29🔗 Adam What's up?

1:01:32🔗 Caller Well, my mom introduced me to Speed at the age of twelve. Damn. We had kind of been doing it together, and now she like has no desire for it.

1:01:40🔗 Papa Roach I bet your house is really clean.

1:01:43🔗 Caller Yeah, it is. She has like totally quit, and says she has no desire for it.

1:01:47🔗 Caller Are you still tweaking?

1:01:49🔗 Caller Um, no, I haven't for a few weeks, and for a while I was even taking Riblum. One of my friends had a little sister with ADD.

1:01:56🔗 Caller Oh, right.

1:01:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:58🔗 Caller So you're just popping all the pills and doing all the drugs. It's not very smart. It's kind of dumb.

1:02:03🔗 Caller It's like, and I had been doing it with my mom, and like she's like the first person I ever did it with. I know.

1:02:09🔗 Adam What do you mean? Hold on a second. What do you mean she introduced you to it? She sang you down and gave you a line?

1:02:14🔗 Caller You know, this one day she like came in my room because she knew I knew about it and we'd already had to talk about what it was and shit and that she did it. And she said, well, you know, if you ever want to try it, you know, I want to be there. I don't want you to like go and do it with friends like my back or anything. She was all, you ever want to try it?

1:02:29🔗 Caller You should stop that, man. It maces up your teeth. You come on weird.

1:02:33🔗 Drew World's crappiest parenting idea. That's something that's another vestige of the 70s foisted on us in the current age. Ridiculous. Poor Ryan is now stuck with amphetamine addiction.

1:02:44🔗 Adam My dad did the same thing but with homework. He said, if you ever want to get into this, tell me. I said, no, no, I'm cool. I'm never going to try this, Dan. He said, good. Make sure you're carpet clean for a living, right?

1:02:56🔗 Caller You see them like they're all skinny and sucked up. It's like it ain't going to get you nowhere, man.

1:03:02🔗 Adam Are you hooked now? Yes. What are we going to do about that?

1:03:07🔗 Caller Go to rehab or something. Go help yourself.

1:03:10🔗 Caller I really don't know what I can do.

1:03:12🔗 Drew Go to NA.

1:03:13🔗 Caller I kind of want to go to NA meetings.

1:03:14🔗 Drew Yeah, go to NA.

1:03:15🔗 Caller That's just a bunch of adults. I don't know if they can help.

1:03:18🔗 Drew But maybe they'll want to help you.

1:03:20🔗 Caller You might be able to relate.

1:03:21🔗 Drew Maybe they can find a team meeting for you. Just start at NA. There are people there that understand what you've got and can begin to help you.

1:03:28🔗 Caller Even if I'm sitting in a room with a bunch of 30-year-olds.

1:03:31🔗 Drew Tell them you feel uncomfortable and ask them for help finding a place where you can feel more comfortable.

1:03:35🔗 Adam How do you know about NA?

1:03:36🔗 Caller You'd probably be surprised at how much they'd support you and help you.

1:03:39🔗 Caller Because my mom went to it for a few times.

1:03:42🔗 Adam Well, why don't you talk to your mom about NA?

1:03:45🔗 Caller You and your mom should go together.

1:03:47🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:47🔗 Caller She says she doesn't even need it. Well, okay, like the thing is...

1:03:50🔗 Caller She needs to help you.

1:03:51🔗 Drew She needs to help you, man. She needs to help you because she's smoking pot every day now, right?

1:03:55🔗 Caller She's not doing anything anymore. She has multiple personality and her counselor thinks that maybe one of her personalities that maybe she doesn't have anymore was a personality that she likes to have.

1:04:10🔗 Adam Hey, Ryan, listen to me. You know I'm a genius, right?

1:04:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:14🔗 Adam I'm sorry your mom is a mess. Somebody did horrible things to your mom when she was young and now...

1:04:20🔗 Caller Yeah, that is me.

1:04:21🔗 Adam Yes, that's right. And now she's being a horrible parent to you, okay?

1:04:26🔗 Caller Okay.

1:04:26🔗 Adam Now, that doesn't mean you got to be a horrible person or a horrible parent when you're older. You've gotten off to a bad start, but you know what? You're 14 years old. You could start getting an NA right now. You could change your life around. And by 15 or 16, you have a leg up on everybody who's going to waste 10 years of their life going through yo-yoing with all this crap and getting screwed up, maybe buying it on a motorcycle or getting thrown in a pokey.

1:04:53🔗 Drew You could take care of all that right now and you don't have to go down that road or you're going to be the second generation of probably three or four that are affected by the trauma that was inflicted on your mom.

1:05:04🔗 Caller Okay.

1:05:04🔗 Caller You should see if your mom can help you out too, man. You guys should go together.

1:05:07🔗 Drew Well, your mom needs to go.

1:05:08🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:10🔗 Caller I'll look into the NA.

1:05:11🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:05:12🔗 Papa Roach Keep your chin up, man. Good luck with that.

1:05:13🔗 Adam Hey, Drew, do they give, you know, like at AA, everyone just chains smokes and drinks coffee.

1:05:19🔗 Drew Right.

1:05:20🔗 Adam But what about if you're in there for speed? Do they give you the coffee? And what about coffee and speed?

1:05:26🔗 Drew Well, no relationship, interestingly. The caffeine does not activate that same part of the brain. However, at that point, using drugs that are not addictive, it really sort of matters how the person is using the drugs. You know what I mean? So what are they doing with the caffeine? Are you trying to get high? Are you trying to get some effect from it?

1:05:43🔗 Adam Well, everybody uses it to perk up, usually.

1:05:46🔗 Caller You know, like coffee after dinner or something.

1:05:48🔗 Adam Right. So now, if you're...

1:05:49🔗 Drew Obviously not an issue because plenty of people get well in spite of the caffeine and the nicotine.

1:05:52🔗 Adam Right. I'm just wondering if they tell speed addicts to lay low on the caffeine, too.

1:05:56🔗 Drew Yes, we do.

1:05:56🔗 Adam You do?

1:05:57🔗 Drew Yes, we do.

1:05:58🔗 Adam Well, there you go. See? You give them some post-em, right?

1:06:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:06:01🔗 Adam Man, that crap tastes like wood bark.

1:06:02🔗 Drew Decaffeinated tea.

1:06:03🔗 Adam Man, my mom used to make that crap.

1:06:05🔗 Drew Post-em.

1:06:06🔗 Adam Post-em.

1:06:06🔗 Drew Yeah, that's nice.

1:06:07🔗 Adam You know, my mom used to... It's just foamy wood bark. Sounds good. My mom was a health food nut. And really, in the 70s, the deal was is if it tastes like ass, it must be good for you. So even with beverages, couldn't get a goddamn cup of coffee or some hot chocolate. Someone invented Post-Um. It's like, well, it's not any better or worse for you than anything else, but it tastes like crap. We better drink it.

1:06:28🔗 Drew Let's be clear here. It's not tastes like crap, just like truly unpleasant and nothing. That's right.

1:06:35🔗 Adam It's got to taste like nothing. Yeah.

1:06:37🔗 Drew Like chewing wood.

1:06:38🔗 Caller Like tofu.

1:06:40🔗 Adam No.

1:06:40🔗 Drew Tofu is like way up the scale of taste.

1:06:42🔗 Adam No. Like tofu that's not injected with a bunch of curry flavoring and stuff like that. Yeah. The early days, people don't realize they worked health food out now. You can get a garden burger now. It ain't bad. 1974, you were in a health food.

1:06:57🔗 Drew Sawdust.

1:06:58🔗 Adam That's right.

1:06:58🔗 Drew Sawdust. And it wasn't sawdust. It was the man's work. The man was ruining the ingredients. That's right.

1:07:03🔗 Caller You know what I had? I had this stuff. It was like simulated beef. It was made out of like this wheat grain and soy product.

1:07:09🔗 Drew Oh, you've heard of that. Yeah.

1:07:10🔗 Caller And it was actually really good. It tasted like the texture and everything. And it was tasty.

1:07:15🔗 Adam They got it worked out now. I'm telling you.

1:07:17🔗 Drew But everything works.

1:07:18🔗 Adam Back then, oh, health food was so funny.

1:07:20🔗 Caller Dirty nasty dirty.

1:07:21🔗 Papa Roach I'm glad I missed the glory days of health food.

1:07:23🔗 Drew Oh, the 70s. The glory days of everything awful.

1:07:26🔗 Adam Cars were horrible, architecture, furniture, colors.

1:07:31🔗 Caller Colors are pretty wild and wack.

1:07:32🔗 Drew Everything. 70s sucked.

1:07:34🔗 Adam Anna?

1:07:36🔗 Caller They were all whacked out on Coke in the 70s. Oh, whatever.

1:07:39🔗 Adam I think they were just high.

1:07:41🔗 Caller Yeah, they were high. True.

1:07:42🔗 Adam Anna?

1:07:43🔗 Hello?

1:07:43🔗 Adam You're 14?

1:07:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:44🔗 Adam On with Papa Roach.

1:07:46🔗 Caller Hello.

1:07:50🔗 Caller How are you guys doing?

1:07:51🔗 Papa Roach I think I am very well.

1:07:52🔗 Caller How are you? Good. Thank you. Anna, what's up? Okay. Behind my realize back, I have been seeing one of his really good friends and he is 19.

1:08:03🔗 Adam How old is your boyfriend?

1:08:05🔗 Caller What?

1:08:05🔗 Adam How old is your boyfriend?

1:08:07🔗 Caller 19.

1:08:08🔗 Adam Oh, and the guy you've been seeing is 19 too?

1:08:10🔗 Papa Roach It's like her brother's friend.

1:08:11🔗 Caller Her brother's friend.

1:08:12🔗 Caller Yeah. Her brother's friend is 19 and I told him I am 16.

1:08:16🔗 Caller Oh, so you're 19.

1:08:17🔗 Drew Hold on a second.

1:08:18🔗 Adam Did she say behind your boyfriend's friend?

1:08:20🔗 Drew No, your brother's friend.

1:08:21🔗 Caller Her brother's friend.

1:08:23🔗 Drew So, your brother wouldn't be happy if this guy were seeing you?

1:08:26🔗 Caller No.

1:08:27🔗 Drew Because of the age difference?

1:08:29🔗 Caller Um, that and just because I don't know. I didn't know that he would get mad.

1:08:34🔗 Drew What's up with this guy? Is it something about this guy that he would find unsavory?

1:08:39🔗 Caller Probably.

1:08:40🔗 Caller What is he crazy?

1:08:41🔗 Drew What is up with him?

1:08:42🔗 Caller Um, the fact that he's a druggy and...

1:08:44🔗 Adam Oh, well, you're 14. You need all that? You need that much drama?

1:08:50🔗 Drew Is your dad an alcoholic?

1:08:51🔗 Caller He's hot.

1:08:52🔗 Drew Your dad's an alcoholic?

1:08:53🔗 Caller He's hot. Like when you touch him, your hand gets burnt?

1:08:56🔗 Drew Dad's an alcoholic? Anna? So hot. Anna?

1:09:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:00🔗 Drew Dad's an alcoholic?

1:09:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:02🔗 Drew Yeah. That's what this is about, right? Chaos. No, it's not chaos. That's dad, that 19-year-old. That is the alcoholic that she's used to being attached to. Bigger than life, hot, there he is. Pow, the perfect fit. Another alcoholic male.

1:09:19🔗 Caller Yeah. Can't resist.

1:09:20🔗 Papa Roach Dr. Drew.

1:09:21🔗 Adam Anna? This is going to be, what grade are you in? Eighth grade?

1:09:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:26🔗 Caller Damn, you're so young.

1:09:28🔗 Adam This guy's theoretically, if he'd graduated high school, he'd be a year past it now?

1:09:33🔗 Caller Yeah, he's already graduated high school.

1:09:35🔗 Caller God damn, you're too young to be dating him.

1:09:36🔗 Caller He's a freshman in college.

1:09:38🔗 Adam Junior college.

1:09:40🔗 Caller What?

1:09:40🔗 Drew Saddleback.

1:09:41🔗 Caller The Saddleback.

1:09:42🔗 Drew Yes. Thank you.

1:09:43🔗 Adam That's junior. All right, and this guy's on the dean's list. That's junior college material right there. Anna? Yeah. All right, you're in eighth grade. Here's how you know this guy's an idiot.

1:09:53🔗 Caller He's dating.

1:09:55🔗 Adam I don't care. I don't care.

1:09:57🔗 Drew It's your perception.

1:09:58🔗 Adam He knows how old you are, too. He's talked to your brother.

1:10:01🔗 Caller He thinks I'm 16.

1:10:02🔗 Adam Your brother straightened him out, believe me.

1:10:04🔗 Drew There's a book I want you to read, okay? Are you ready? Please? It's called But I Love Him. Look it up on Amazon. It's written by a psychologist for ladies like you who believe they love these things that fit for them. And you'll begin to realize what's really going on. Read that book, right? But I Love Him.

1:10:24🔗 Adam Have you had sex with him?

1:10:26🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:10:26🔗 Caller No, I've been planning to, though.

1:10:29🔗 Adam All right, baby.

1:10:29🔗 Caller Well, you better protect yourself there, little girl.

1:10:31🔗 Drew What do you think his plan is? Any think he loves you?

1:10:33🔗 Adam Listen, he knows you ain't 16.

1:10:34🔗 Caller He just wants to spray the guts.

1:10:37🔗 Drew Anna, seriously, seriously. Yeah. That's what he's up to. Yep. That is it.

1:10:41🔗 Caller He just wants to have sex.

1:10:43🔗 Drew I remember that. Spray the guts.

1:10:44🔗 Caller Spray the guts.

1:10:45🔗 Adam Yeah, that's nice. All right, Anna, please.

1:10:48🔗 Caller Well, should I tell my brother this or not?

1:10:50🔗 Adam No, just don't go with him. Just stay away from this guy.

1:10:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:54🔗 Adam Your brother's talked. He's talked to your brother before, believe me. He knows you're not 16.

1:10:58🔗 Caller My brother probably knows.

1:11:00🔗 Adam All right. Listen, you know, when you had friends and they had a kid sister, especially if they were hot, you knew how old they were. You know, they live in the same community. You went to the high school, they go to the junior high. You know where they're going. You know if she's in the high school you graduated from. It's full of crap. And, oh, my God. But here's what I talk about on this show. I haven't brought it up in a while, but think about it. Like, we sit here and we always say, look, just don't do it, just don't do it. And as guys, it was easy for all of us just to not do it because we didn't really have the opportunity. But imagine you're 14 years old, you're in eighth grade, there's some super hot chick who graduated high school.

1:11:42🔗 Caller I know.

1:11:42🔗 Adam She's in college.

1:11:43🔗 Caller I'd be like, take me away.

1:11:45🔗 Adam And you know all you got to do is present yourself to her and she's all over your ass, right? And now we're saying, don't do it.

1:11:52🔗 Caller You know, I was a freshman and had a senior girlfriend for a minute and that was kind of cool. I was like, yeah, it was kind of cool.

1:11:59🔗 Adam Ninth grade.

1:11:59🔗 Caller I was in ninth grade.

1:12:00🔗 Adam She was a senior girl.

1:12:01🔗 Caller No, but a senior in high school.

1:12:02🔗 Adam But still.

1:12:03🔗 Drew But what if a couple of guys like us came out along with, don't do it, don't do it.

1:12:07🔗 Caller She's trouble. Dude, exactly.

1:12:09🔗 Drew Impossible.

1:12:09🔗 Caller What are we trying to talk about? We're hypocrites here.

1:12:11🔗 Adam I can't believe that in ninth grade you went out with a 12th grader.

1:12:15🔗 Caller Yeah, it was kind of cool.

1:12:16🔗 Adam Wow. Was something wrong with her?

1:12:17🔗 Caller How'd you work that one?

1:12:18🔗 Adam Yeah, how'd you swing that?

1:12:19🔗 Caller I didn't work it. It worked me, you know.

1:12:22🔗 Caller Came out of it.

1:12:24🔗 Adam Wow.

1:12:24🔗 Drew She skipped two grades.

1:12:25🔗 Adam I just mean, yeah, could you tell a guy to shut it down if he had, if he knew all he'd have to do is, you know, it's, you know what? It's almost like, it's almost like telling somebody, look, you could waltz into the bank, take five grand and waltz out and you wouldn't be caught and no one would say anything. But don't do it. Don't do it. It's not right.

1:12:44🔗 Drew You'll be that person.

1:12:45🔗 Adam And you're 18 and you're hungry.

1:12:47🔗 Caller It's tough to resist.

1:12:49🔗 Adam All right. We will take ourselves. When you're a young kid, Papa Roach, 12th grade, 9th grade. That is huge. I can't get over that. Big time.

1:12:57🔗 Caller Whoa.

1:12:57🔗 Adam We will take a break. We'll be back.

1:12:59🔗 Papa Roach Big Daddy-O.

1:13:01🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:13:42🔗 Caller Yep, Loveline.

1:13:43🔗 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, Coby, Dave.

1:13:46🔗 Papa Roach And Coby Dick.

1:13:47🔗 Adam Both here from Papa Roach. In Fast is the name of the CD. And...

1:13:53🔗 Drew Want to hear another song?

1:13:55🔗 Adam I don't know if... Drew, what do you want to do?

1:13:57🔗 Drew I'm just curious.

1:13:57🔗 Adam I make phone calls.

1:13:58🔗 Drew This is usually that time.

1:13:59🔗 Papa Roach I think they were trying to find one without, I guess...

1:14:01🔗 Caller It's all cool. Just call a request. Call K-Rock Request Dead Cell next week.

1:14:06🔗 Adam Get it. Anderson just told me that they're cleaning it up a little bit.

1:14:12🔗 Drew We'll post it on our computer here when it's ready.

1:14:13🔗 Adam That's all. So we'll hear something else from Papa Roach.

1:14:17🔗 Papa Roach Call whatever conversation you live near.

1:14:19🔗 Drew Here we go. Tamara. Tamara.

1:14:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:21🔗 Drew 19. What's up? Uh-oh. Go ahead.

1:14:25🔗 Caller Hi. I have a question. I just had a baby four months ago. And about my eighth month of pregnancy, I kind of lost my sex drive.

1:14:35🔗 Drew Huh.

1:14:35🔗 Caller And I just don't want any sex like anymore.

1:14:39🔗 Drew Anymore.

1:14:40🔗 Caller Well, maybe it's right now. Maybe your hormones are like going through something and it's just right at this time.

1:14:44🔗 Drew It's very common after delivery. It's usually, it sort of peaks out around eight or nine months and then there's a big letdown, oftentimes a mood disturbance. Are you depressed?

1:14:53🔗 Caller No. No, not really.

1:14:54🔗 Drew And then again, the libido drops off rather dramatically. It can last at least a year or so sometimes. Damn. Are you menstruating normally?

1:15:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:02🔗 Drew Are you breastfeeding?

1:15:03🔗 Caller No.

1:15:04🔗 Drew Sometimes just going on the birth control pill at this stage sort of restores the hormones back to a more normal state.

1:15:09🔗 Adam Aren't you supposed to be breastfeeding?

1:15:10🔗 Caller You should probably give it up though every once in a while to your husband just to keep, let him keep his sanity, you know. I mean, I'm married myself, you know, and it's like you got to have a good sex life if you're married. You know, from a man's stand up, from a guy's standpoint, sex is important, you know.

1:15:27🔗 Caller Are you married?

1:15:29🔗 Caller No, not yet.

1:15:30🔗 Adam Okay. Well, sure, you have a few more kids. And what about the breastfeeding?

1:15:35🔗 Caller How come?

1:15:37🔗 Caller Well, when I, about my seventh month, I actually started to produce some milk. And then by the time I had her, I like swelled up really bad to where she really could not latch on. And so she just really didn't take to it after that.

1:15:49🔗 Drew You just couldn't figure it out.

1:15:50🔗 Adam How can you not latch on when you're just swollen?

1:15:53🔗 Caller The guy and the baby could breastfeed at the same time?

1:15:55🔗 Caller It was like so hard and she couldn't get a hold on him.

1:15:59🔗 Adam Really?

1:16:01🔗 Drew You couldn't do compresses or pump or anything?

1:16:03🔗 Caller No, it was real weird. And the day after I had her, I actually had no milk after that day. And I tried milking him and everything.

1:16:12🔗 Drew Now wait a minute. Were they swollen and too hard or were they empty?

1:16:17🔗 Caller They were just like real swollen. I don't even know if I had any.

1:16:20🔗 Adam What were they swollen with?

1:16:22🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:16:23🔗 Drew Did you consult with a breastfeeding consultant?

1:16:25🔗 Caller Yeah. The nurses even came in and tried to get her to try to latch on. And they just said I was really swollen to where she couldn't get a hold on it.

1:16:34🔗 Drew And then they walked out and said, forget it. You'll never do this?

1:16:36🔗 Caller Yeah. They just said, okay, well, she's hungry. Let's just bring her a bottle. And then after that, she just didn't want to take the breastfeeding.

1:16:42🔗 Adam All right.

1:16:43🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:16:44🔗 Adam Why not?

1:16:45🔗 Drew Tamara.

1:16:45🔗 Adam It doesn't matter.

1:16:46🔗 Drew At that point, you were just done with it. You were done with it.

1:16:49🔗 Caller Well, I had to decide for almost two weeks afterwards.

1:16:53🔗 Caller All right.

1:16:54🔗 Adam Give her a break. I wouldn't want my nipples sucked on if my breasts were swollen.

1:16:58🔗 Drew I thought you liked that stuff.

1:16:59🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:17:00🔗 Caller I think I like my nipples. I like to get my nipples on.

1:17:01🔗 Adam Oh, actually, you're right. Yeah, I do. I have sensitive nipples. Drew hates it when I say that, but I do. I like the little nipple play. I like nipple play. I don't. I'm not the man to admit that.

1:17:12🔗 Caller I just got tattooed actually around my nipple, like my whole chest around my nipple.

1:17:16🔗 Adam Good, right?

1:17:16🔗 Caller My nipple was really sensitive.

1:17:18🔗 Drew Like, oh, my God. Wow.

1:17:20🔗 Adam That is a tattoo.

1:17:22🔗 Drew Are you going to go all the way down your abdomen?

1:17:24🔗 Caller Well, maybe eventually.

1:17:25🔗 Drew But that must have hurt.

1:17:27🔗 Caller Yeah, but my nipples were really, really sensitive. I was like, always like rubbing them, like, oh, enough.

1:17:33🔗 Papa Roach You're like that guy in Gummo, that movie Gummo. He's like, yeah, one of the friends screwing his sister.

1:17:38🔗 Caller Yeah, it's pretty messed up.

1:17:39🔗 Drew All right. So, Sam, once that happened, you could talk to your doctor about maybe going to the birth control pill.

1:17:43🔗 Caller At least you got a healthy baby.

1:17:45🔗 Drew Yeah. And it's a common thing. It doesn't necessarily mean there's anything wrong, but it's a biological effect.

1:17:49🔗 Caller Still give it up to your man, though, if he needs it.

1:17:53🔗 Adam Listen, I know standing up for men. Well, I'm just saying, I agree with Kobe.

1:17:57🔗 Caller This is not like in a chauvinistic, like, oh, you need to give it up.

1:18:00🔗 Drew But no, actually, I appreciate the manner what you're saying it actually, which is just that, hey, it makes women need to realize that men really needs to man. Men really need this.

1:18:09🔗 Caller Sometimes men show their love. Like, after you have sex, sometimes men are more open to show your love to your lady. You know what I'm saying?

1:18:15🔗 Drew Well, it's how they experience themselves in an infinite way. It's just how men do it.

1:18:18🔗 Caller And like, ladies just want love.

1:18:20🔗 Drew You know, and it's like, how 24-year-olds know this?

1:18:22🔗 Caller Because I'm married and I deal with a lady.

1:18:25🔗 Adam And he watches a lot of porn.

1:18:27🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Well, I do that too.

1:18:28🔗 Caller Max Hardcore is my newest hero.

1:18:30🔗 Adam Who's Max Hardcore?

1:18:33🔗 Caller Max Hardcore is hardcore.

1:18:34🔗 Papa Roach You don't want to know, man.

1:18:35🔗 Caller Go just research him yourself. I don't need to explain it on this show.

1:18:40🔗 Adam Leslie?

1:18:40🔗 Caller Dirty, nasty, dirty.

1:18:42🔗 Adam Leslie? Seventeen?

1:18:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:45🔗 Adam You got 38 double D's?

1:18:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:47🔗 Adam Big boost. Wow. And you want to get a reduction?

1:18:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:52🔗 Adam How big is the rest of you?

1:18:55🔗 Caller I have like a big butt.

1:18:56🔗 Adam You have a big butt? How tall are you?

1:18:58🔗 Caller I'm five six.

1:18:59🔗 Adam All right. And so you're big. Is your mom, does she have a big set on her?

1:19:05🔗 Caller Yeah. Like my whole family has big boobs.

1:19:08🔗 Adam Wow. Hey, next time you guys have a reunion or a picnic or something, Adam. Yeah. I'll come by.

1:19:13🔗 Caller You know, if you do get a reduction, though, make sure you go to a good doctor because I had a friend back in the day who had a girlfriend who got him reduced and like really kind of chopped him up and made him look like real funky.

1:19:23🔗 Drew So, you know, it's an operation.

1:19:26🔗 Caller It's good for your back, though, if you don't have so much weight holding you over.

1:19:29🔗 Drew Well, that's back. The only reason you really want to do this is if there's something musculoskeletal being impaired, being damaged by this. But you're 17, you know, relax a little bit.

1:19:38🔗 Papa Roach Don't be afraid to do this.

1:19:39🔗 Caller Like, they're getting bigger.

1:19:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:41🔗 Drew Relax.

1:19:42🔗 Adam How's the shape?

1:19:42🔗 Caller Have fun with them.

1:19:43🔗 Adam How's the shape doing?

1:19:45🔗 Caller Huh?

1:19:45🔗 Adam How's the shape doing?

1:19:47🔗 Caller It's, yeah, they're all right. They're round.

1:19:49🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay. That's nice.

1:19:50🔗 Adam May weave that in a little later on tonight. That's all. Just want to get a little visual. A little something for the memory bank. I'm a breast man. I'm not scared to admit it. I like butt.

1:20:00🔗 Caller I like booties before I like breast.

1:20:02🔗 Adam Booty?

1:20:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:03🔗 Adam That means you're harder core than I am. That's how Drew is. He's an Anson sphincter, man. I like the breast. Leslie? But you're a little bit overweight, right? Little bit.

1:20:13🔗 Caller Yeah, like probably like 20 pounds.

1:20:16🔗 Caller It's okay, though.

1:20:16🔗 Adam All right.

1:20:17🔗 Caller Well, I'm a little chubby too.

1:20:19🔗 Adam But you don't want to get a breast reduction. You just want to get more tats on your chest. I mean, Leslie, you got to lose that extra weight because the breast may go too.

1:20:29🔗 Drew Right, just work on diet, exercise, that kind of thing. A much better sort of plan for the short term.

1:20:36🔗 Adam Anybody, and we say this over and over again, if you're calling the show and you're young and you want to get a breast reduction, half the, Drew, wouldn't you say that more than half, maybe three quarters of the women who call this show who are talking about a breast reduction are also overweight to some degree? Not morbidly obese, but she's 17 and she's 20 pounds overweight. So first thing you got to do is lose the whatever it is you're overweight and then you can tell because it's almost like, it'd be like if you're, you know, it'd be like if something was swollen, it'd be like getting a breast reduction if your breasts were swollen because you had a baby, like our last call. You don't know what they actually are. You got to get them down to that size before you get them cut on.

1:21:20🔗 Caller That's right. You hear like the ladies sitting around the table and they're like, girl, if I eat this cheeseburger, it's going straight to my thighs.

1:21:26🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:21:27🔗 Caller That's where the cheeseburger went. It went to your thighs and to your breast.

1:21:32🔗 Adam That was good. Do Yakov Smirnoff as a black woman eating a cheeseburger.

1:21:38🔗 Caller I could not do that.

1:21:39🔗 Adam You can't do that?

1:21:40🔗 Caller I could not mix that one.

1:21:43🔗 Adam EK, something to work for though.

1:21:45🔗 Caller I could do it.

1:21:46🔗 Adam EK, you're 19.

1:21:47🔗 Papa Roach Nobody's working on his voice.

1:21:49🔗 Caller Oh my gosh.

1:21:50🔗 Caller I got a question for Papa Roach, but first, Dr. Drew, you're a genius. Yeah. And Adam, you're a god.

1:21:57🔗 Adam Thank you. Better than a genius. Yes. Thank you.

1:22:00🔗 Caller I'd rather be a genius. Papa Roach. Yeah. You guys toured with Head Pea before?

1:22:04🔗 Caller Hell yeah. Those are our folks, man.

1:22:06🔗 Caller Oh my gosh.

1:22:06🔗 Caller That's our family.

1:22:08🔗 Caller I just want to say that's really good that you guys toured with Head Pea. How come they don't get to mainstream?

1:22:14🔗 Caller You know what it is is because I don't think their record label knows how to promote a rock band properly.

1:22:19🔗 Caller I know.

1:22:21🔗 Papa Roach If you really want to know.

1:22:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:22🔗 Caller If you really want to know behind the scenes if you look at it. They're a really good band. We went to Europe and we took them to Europe also and they supported for us. They blew it up every night. You know what I'm saying? Just as hard as we did.

1:22:33🔗 Adam Well, how long have they been around?

1:22:34🔗 Caller For years.

1:22:35🔗 Papa Roach As far as rap metal goes.

1:22:37🔗 Caller Ever since their first album.

1:22:38🔗 Papa Roach Yeah.

1:22:38🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying? They're pioneers of music that's going on right now. You know, like Limp Bizkit and that. Like they were doing this before Limp Bizkit was, you know?

1:22:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:46🔗 Caller That's what I'm trying to say.

1:22:47🔗 Caller Head PE man.

1:22:48🔗 Caller Kids, y'all need to go out and buy a Head PE record.

1:22:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:50🔗 Caller I got every Head PE record.

1:22:52🔗 Caller Broke is dope. You know what I'm saying?

1:22:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:54🔗 Caller And that's our family. So kids, go check out that band. They rock hard and they're honest and they're true.

1:22:58🔗 Caller Is Jared cool? Yeah.

1:22:59🔗 Caller Jared is a really good guy. They're all really cool, man.

1:23:03🔗 Caller Anyway, Adam, you're a god.

1:23:04🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:23:05🔗 Caller Alright.

1:23:05🔗 Adam Bye bye. Head PE.?

1:23:08🔗 Caller Yeah. They're from Long Beach.

1:23:09🔗 Adam Alright. And listen, you know, it takes longer for some bands than others and for some, you know. I mean, here's my take on every form of the entertainment business. There's the top 10% that does not deserve. There's that group that doesn't deserve to be there and they get more than they need. And then there's a group that does deserve to be there and they're getting screwed. And then everyone else is sort of in between and gets what they deserve. Once in a while, really talented musicians, comedians, whatever, writers, they're around, they do everything right, and it just doesn't catch on. But eventually, if you're really good and people talk about you enough on Loveline. That's right.

1:23:51🔗 Caller There's a good record coming out by a band called Jimmy E World. I just heard today. They actually just got signed to DreamWorks and their new record, their record that's coming out soon is really, really good.

1:24:01🔗 Adam All right, so you look for that.

1:24:02🔗 Caller Yeah, Jimmy E World is really good.

1:24:03🔗 Adam Head PE. Papa Roach is here. One of the good bands that did make it.

1:24:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:09🔗 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this.

1:24:12🔗 Caller Peace.

1:24:38🔗 Caller With your hosts, Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:24:52🔗 Adam It's Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. Kobe and Dave are both here from Papa Roach, Infest, and Yakov Smirnoff is here too.

1:25:03🔗 Papa Roach Yakov Smirnoff in the studio tonight.

1:25:05🔗 Adam And I think we're going to hear something else off of Infest.

1:25:09🔗 Papa Roach How about that?

1:25:09🔗 Caller Are we going to play Dead Cell?

1:25:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:25:11🔗 Caller All right, hold on, children across the nation, this is your time to take the air radio waves back with P. Roach. So request Dead Cell. Call every call, harass every radio DJ, make them play Dead Cell.

1:25:22🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, whatever town you live in, whatever station is near there, call up and ask Puck Rock.

1:25:27🔗 Adam And here it is.

1:25:27🔗 Caller It's your radio station.

1:25:29🔗 Adam Dead Cell. That is Papa Roach off of Infest.

1:28:40🔗 Caller Dead Cell.

1:28:41🔗 Adam That's a good song. That's how you hurt your hand.

1:28:44🔗 Caller You know what that song is actually about? It's about kids, the kids going in and shooting up their schools.

1:28:48🔗 Adam Really?

1:28:49🔗 Caller Yeah. It's like born with no soul, lack of control. You know what I'm saying? Like, messed up.

1:28:54🔗 Adam Wait, did you write that after Columbine?

1:28:56🔗 Caller Yeah, like a while ago.

1:28:58🔗 Papa Roach Yeah, actually, there's like, you know, there's a lot of that happened. There was like, there's been like, I think it happened up in where, near where we live, Northern California, a couple of things like that happened.

1:29:08🔗 Adam Yeah, I think there's some in Idaho, too. You know, it really sucks. I mean, not only, I mean, obviously, your hearts go out to the victims and families, but the people have passed away. But what about all those other people that just freaked out? You know what I mean? Where you're in high school and you just freaked out, car backfires, you hit the floor. You know what I mean? I mean, what toll does that take collectively on this nation?

1:29:31🔗 Caller I wouldn't want to go to school. To tell you the truth, after that happened, I would be freaked out. I would be looned out. I talked to my little brother. He's like 12, man. I'm like, damn. Imagine being him. Like, that could just happen at your school any day.

1:29:43🔗 Adam Well, plus, you don't know how to gauge stuff. I mean, like, when I was a kid in the, who was it? The night stalker was roaming around Los Angeles. I thought there was a 50-50 chance he was coming into my house and going to strangle me. Yeah, so you don't, when you're young and you hear that there's school shootings going on, you don't know that there's a one in 10 million chance you're gonna get shot. You think it's about 50-50.

1:30:07🔗 Caller Right.

1:30:08🔗 Adam All right. Let's hop back on the phones and, well, I wanna continue the drug mule talk we're having off the air. Talk to Dan over here. Dan?

1:30:19🔗 Caller Yeah, hey.

1:30:20🔗 Caller Hey, are you the balloon guy?

1:30:22🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:30:23🔗 Caller I was talking to you a second ago on the phone.

1:30:25🔗 Caller Yeah, we did the mule business. I guess it kind of falls in the same category. So I was stopped by the man the other day, and rather than confiscate my drugs, I just ate them. And they were little rubber balloons. And it took like nine days for them to pass through.

1:30:46🔗 Adam Was it heroin?

1:30:47🔗 Caller Yeah, it was.

1:30:48🔗 Adam Why were they in rubber balloons?

1:30:50🔗 Drew That's not heroin sold.

1:30:51🔗 Caller That's just the way that, you know, in our neighborhood, it's tar heroin, and it's wrapped in little rubber balloons.

1:30:56🔗 Papa Roach Do you wear black nail polishes, Dan?

1:30:58🔗 Caller No, actually, if we were on that subject, it's one of those gross generalizations. I would suspect that huge numbers of heroin acts are normal go-to-work kind of guys. That heroin is the go-to-work kind of drug.

1:31:11🔗 Drew Absolutely, Dan. And that's not my point. My point was, amongst those people that do dress in sort of goth stuff, the sub-population of the goth folks that wear black penal polish tend to be the goth people that also do drugs.

1:31:26🔗 Adam I don't want to...

1:31:26🔗 Caller Yeah, like that crazy guy, Marilyn Manson. He's crazy.

1:31:29🔗 Drew You're lucky to know D. Some of these balloons fall apart in your gut.

1:31:32🔗 Caller Yeah, there wasn't... You know, of course, the question was, like, would I have gotten high?

1:31:37🔗 Caller Was you nervous? Were you nervous that you didn't overdose or something because you swallowed a bunch of dope?

1:31:42🔗 Caller Well, I didn't swallow enough that, you know, it wasn't like I had a key or anything.

1:31:46🔗 Caller Oh, okay. It was just like enough to get high once or twice.

1:31:48🔗 Caller I guess if two of them had broken open, then, yeah, I probably would have gotten really, really high, but...

1:31:54🔗 Caller Oh, shoot.

1:31:54🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

1:31:55🔗 Drew Was there a question?

1:31:57🔗 Caller Would I?

1:31:58🔗 Drew Yeah, I think, I don't see why not. Again, people die from these. It's not uncommon. Pick up cocaine.

1:32:03🔗 Caller Sure, sure. So I suppose that's true. But nine days. Doesn't that seem kind of long?

1:32:08🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, you're on opiates. Your bowels don't work normally when you're on opiates.

1:32:13🔗 Caller Right. So it's a much slower process.

1:32:15🔗 Adam Hey, did you take a laxative or something?

1:32:18🔗 Caller Well, actually, I was going to try and throw up, but didn't have any Ipacac syrup to get the process going. So I couldn't do it with a spoon. Just wasn't coming up. So I figured, well, I guess it's going to go out the other way.

1:32:29🔗 Adam Yeah. But nine days, huh?

1:32:31🔗 Caller Did you get rubber gloves or just go in there with your bare hands and do it?

1:32:33🔗 Caller No, no, no. Heaven forbid. You put it in a Ziploc bag so you can egg and squish it around.

1:32:39🔗 Adam Hey, watch the S word there, please.

1:32:41🔗 Drew But again, the balloon is the normal sort of material to be transported through the bowel. Then it might take a little bit longer in the state. You're on opiates, which even delays things further, so.

1:32:52🔗 Adam You know, it's funny about Dan. Kobe's like, did you put some gloves on and go through? And he's like, oh dear heavens, no, I cramped in a bag. How dare you, sir? How dare you question my comarity? Yeah, just cramp in a bag. I wonder.

1:33:08🔗 Caller It's popular in Germany.

1:33:09🔗 Adam I wonder what percentage, and I'm sure it's not a high percentage, but a fair amount of the drugs that are ingested in this society came to the drug user via another guy's rectum.

1:33:22🔗 Caller Yep, via butthole.

1:33:24🔗 Adam I mean, I know it's all cleaned up and everything, but I mean, for all of you who are doing whatever you're doing out there, keep in mind that that that next line, that next to that next drag, that next whatever the man's butt could have been fished out of some guy like Dan Zanes. Karen, that's the PSA they should do. Forget about these Dr. Rockers talking about it. Yeah.

1:33:48🔗 Drew What's up, Karen?

1:33:49🔗 Caller Hey.

1:33:50🔗 Adam Hey.

1:33:50🔗 Caller Heidi Hall. What's up?

1:33:53🔗 Caller Not a whole lot. Well, yeah. I've got painful intercourse.

1:33:58🔗 Drew Yeah. Nice. Yeah.

1:34:00🔗 Caller No kidding.

1:34:00🔗 Drew Do you have any specific problem, pelvic problem?

1:34:03🔗 Caller Back in January, I had exploratory surgery for endometriosis.

1:34:07🔗 Drew Do you have it?

1:34:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah. Endometriosis was found, and I scraped some of it out. What's that?

1:34:13🔗 Drew It's a lining of the uterus, gets out of the uterus, into the abdominal cavity, cause of inflammation.

1:34:19🔗 Caller But it's like, now, like when I have sex, it gets, I mean, it's gotten worse to where it hurts more than it did even before I had the surgery.

1:34:27🔗 Drew Okay. Were you sexually abused anytime?

1:34:30🔗 Caller Not that I know of.

1:34:31🔗 Drew Okay. This may just be the endometriosis then, and you need to get more aggressive with the treatment. Certainly, the lasering and the laparoscopy is their way to go, but there also are hormonal ways to try to decrease the endometriosis, and that's probably what you're still dealing with. All right.

1:34:45🔗 Adam Papa Roach here. We'll take a break.

1:34:55🔗 Caller Love Line on 947NRK is brought to you by Car Toys and by The Cobalt Lounge. KNRK, Kermis, Portland and Entercom Radio Station.

1:35:22🔗 Adam Kobe, Dave, thank you very much. Papa Roach.

1:35:24🔗 Caller Thank you for having us.

1:35:26🔗 Adam Oh, it is always a pleasure and continued success for Papa Roach.

1:35:30🔗 Caller Yes, Papa Roach on tour this summer on OzFest.

1:35:33🔗 Papa Roach Yeah.

1:35:33🔗 Caller All summer.

1:35:34🔗 Adam Excellent.

1:35:35🔗 Papa Roach Our album is in Fest, if you don't have it, go ahead and get it.

1:35:37🔗 Caller And Request Dead Cell, take over the radio, kids.

1:35:40🔗 Adam Good times, folks. Thanks for coming in. We do appreciate it. And until next time, Sam Kroll for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:49🔗 Hi, this is Adam. Please leave a message.

1:35:53🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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