Thursday, March 1, 2001

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:06🔗 Go.

1:07🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Adam Today's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LLVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is the love that the two hosts find between each other. And it's possible tonight, Drew.

1:38🔗 Drew Oh, really?

1:39🔗 Adam I took a 35 minute nap. Oh, yeah.

1:42🔗 Drew Nice.

1:42🔗 Adam Skipped a little rope.

1:43🔗 Drew Wow.

1:44🔗 Adam Feeling fresh.

1:45🔗 Drew Did you?

1:46🔗 Adam Took a shower.

1:47🔗 You shampoo.

1:49🔗 Drew What?

1:50🔗 Adam Shampoo. Oh, yes.

1:52🔗 Drew Did your skin react in some strange way or? No. This could be like an experiment, like a feral child. You know, what happens when we expose their skin to soap?

1:59🔗 Adam Ungawa! First, I thought my skin was rolling off, but it turned out just to be a layer of soot.

2:04🔗 Drew Did you see a survivor tonight?

2:07🔗 Adam Yeah, the guy fell in the fire pit.

2:09🔗 Drew He burned his hands off.

2:10🔗 Adam Yeah, I had the TV sort of on when I was skipping some rope and had the stereo going. I couldn't quite figure out what was going on. How did he fall in the fire?

2:18🔗 Drew I didn't get that part.

2:19🔗 Adam Oh, all right.

2:21🔗 Drew What was it?

2:22🔗 Adam He inhaled smoke, got lightheaded and fell in. How did he suck up the smoke, Anderson?

2:28🔗 I guess a lack of food.

2:29🔗 He was just sitting there trying to get a high or something by sucking in the smoke.

2:32🔗 And he passed out, fell in the fire.

2:33🔗 Adam Really? He was trying to get a buzz?

2:35🔗 Well, I don't know.

2:36🔗 I mean, they didn't say that, but what else are you sucking in the smoke for?

2:39🔗 Adam Maybe you just like meditate over the smoke.

2:41🔗 Drew Or just trying to get warm.

2:44🔗 Adam I don't know. I don't know. There's not enough farting on that show for me. That's...

2:49🔗 Drew Well, that just goes without saying.

2:51🔗 Adam You put me... Feed me nothing but rice and put me on a camp.

2:55🔗 Drew They didn't eat rice. They didn't eat nothing.

2:58🔗 Adam Drew, they eat rice. That's what they exist off of.

3:02🔗 Drew That was in The Last Survivor. I thought they weren't even eating that this time.

3:04🔗 Adam No, they exist off of rice.

3:05🔗 Drew Are they eating rice this time?

3:07🔗 Yeah. Yeah.

3:07🔗 Adam Okay. Drew, please try not to talk this show. Do you have to talk every show?

3:12🔗 Drew Yeah, I have to.

3:12🔗 Adam Lazy? Let's try an experiment. Let's do a show where you don't talk.

3:16🔗 Yeah.

3:18🔗 Drew I thought they were having to find all their own food. I didn't realize they got that.

3:20🔗 Adam No. They got to have a base thing to exist off of.

3:23🔗 Drew Well, look at that. The one team is... They look like Civil War prisoner people. It's a prison of war.

3:30🔗 Adam Lazy?

3:31🔗 Hello?

3:31🔗 Adam You're 19?

3:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

3:33🔗 Adam What's that?

3:34🔗 Caller Okay. Actually, it's pronounced Lacky.

3:37🔗 Adam All right. Who cares?

3:40🔗 Caller All right. I've been a long-time listener, first-time caller. You guys are awesome.

3:45🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let me give a little speech to phone screener Lauren.

3:49🔗 Caller Sure.

3:50🔗 Adam L-A-C-Y is how you spell it? Hello?

3:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

3:57🔗 Adam Lacky?

3:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

3:58🔗 Adam That's how you spell your name?

4:01🔗 Caller L-A-C-E-Y.

4:03🔗 Adam L-A-C-E-Y.

4:04🔗 Drew I still would have said Lacy.

4:05🔗 Adam I still would have said Lacy. Here's the deal, Lauren. If she pronounces it Lacky, just spell it Lacky. Know what I'm saying? Because otherwise, I'm going to always do it. All right, Lacky, what's up?

4:17🔗 Caller All right.

4:18🔗 Okay.

4:19🔗 Caller Me and my boyfriend, okay, I do this with my finger also. So me and my boyfriend have been having anal sex for a couple of months now. And like, you know, when you go number two, like, you're going to take a crap, you push to get the crap out, right? Well, if you push like that, while you're having anal sex, it feels really good.

4:38🔗 It does.

4:38🔗 Caller I've been doing that lately.

4:40🔗 Adam Hold on. Is this Lacky the person with breasts?

4:44🔗 Caller What?

4:45🔗 Adam Lacky the girl, right? Yes. See that, Drew? Go ahead.

4:50🔗 Caller All right. Like a jelly, Dr. Drew, have you ever heard of this? It's like hair gel, like white with a light yellow tint has been coming out of my anal hole. I just, it's scaring the crap out of me. I don't know what it is like.

5:14🔗 Adam No ass. Yeah.

5:16🔗 Drew That's the point.

5:17🔗 Adam I see. So it's not actual hair gel. It's not mousse that's coming out of your anus yet. It appears like it.

5:25🔗 Drew It's not a lubricant you guys use?

5:26🔗 Adam I'm guessing it smells different than the hair stuff though, right?

5:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:29🔗 Adam Because the hair stuff smells...

5:31🔗 Caller It doesn't have a smell.

5:32🔗 Adam Right. Hair stuff smells like green apples and it smells like ass.

5:36🔗 Caller You'd think it would smell like crap since it's coming out of the same hole, but it doesn't at all. It's like it doesn't smell like anything.

5:44🔗 Adam I bet it does a little.

5:45🔗 Caller No, not at all.

5:46🔗 Adam Just a little.

5:47🔗 Caller No.

5:48🔗 Adam I'm doing the ass man. And I know if it's extruded from your rear end, it's got just a little anus on it.

5:54🔗 Caller No. See, that's what you would think, right? But it doesn't at all.

5:57🔗 Adam Listen, you put wine in a Bota bag, it tastes like leather. You squeeze something out of your ass, it's going to smell like ass.

6:06🔗 Caller Well, you are God, Adam, so I'm not going to argue with you.

6:10🔗 Adam All right, Drew, what should she do?

6:13🔗 Caller What the hell is it?

6:14🔗 Drew Probably just mucus.

6:16🔗 Caller Mucus? Out of my, can I say the A word on?

6:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:21🔗 Adam Ass?

6:21🔗 Caller Yeah, out of my ass.

6:22🔗 Drew Yeah, mucus comes out of your ass, yes, when the hair is irritated and not doing, you know, things are, ungodly things are happening.

6:28🔗 Adam Is your boyfriend wearing a condom?

6:31🔗 Caller No. Well, sometimes I do it with my fingers also.

6:34🔗 Adam What's up with you, lackey?

6:37🔗 Caller What do you mean?

6:38🔗 Adam You got any problems other than the mucus in the ass?

6:41🔗 Caller Oh, hell yeah.

6:42🔗 Drew Yeah, no kidding.

6:43🔗 Adam What's up?

6:43🔗 Caller I have been raped like 70 times. No kidding, I've counted, I've counted like all the different people. Like I've...

6:50🔗 Adam 70?

6:51🔗 Caller 72 actually, I've counted actually.

6:55🔗 Adam You've counted... How do you get... You're only 19.

6:59🔗 Caller No kidding.

7:01🔗 Adam What do you do? Get raped every other day since you started your period?

7:05🔗 Caller It sucks, man. I mean, I don't know why, but for some reason I just have like this huge magnet of rapers or rapists that they're just magnetic.

7:16🔗 Drew Do they think they're raping or do they think they're just having sex with somebody who wants to have sex with them?

7:20🔗 Caller No, no.

7:22🔗 Drew I'm just curious what their perception is.

7:23🔗 Adam Hold on, I think she stumbled on a new invention, the rape magnet.

7:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

7:27🔗 Drew It's a man show intervention.

7:30🔗 Caller All right.

7:30🔗 Adam Hey, baby, you got to get some counseling.

7:33🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I have, but they piss me off.

7:36🔗 Adam I know.

7:37🔗 Caller The therapist, they piss me off. Like you say, you say, all right, like I tell them, okay, I'm turning 19 and I'm really excited about my birthday. And then they just go off like coming to all these stupid conclusions.

7:48🔗 Adam Hey, lackey.

7:49🔗 Caller It has nothing to do with what I tell them, yeah?

7:50🔗 Adam Listen to me. You know I'm a god, right?

7:53🔗 Caller Yes.

7:53🔗 Adam Your life is a mess. You, not listening to people and trusting your own instincts has gotten you raped 72 times, okay?

8:04🔗 Drew That's right.

8:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:05🔗 Adam You understand? It's time for you to turn the controls over, hand the stick to somebody else, let them fly for a while.

8:10🔗 Caller All right.

8:11🔗 Adam A professional. Not the anal rapist, the professional.

8:15🔗 Caller No, that's my boyfriend that's doing it.

8:17🔗 Adam Yes, I know. You need to get back into counseling, into therapy and listen. And whatever they tell you to do, I don't care what it feels like, you do it.

8:24🔗 Drew That's right.

8:26🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

8:27🔗 Drew Following directions, the first step in the road to recovery.

8:31🔗 Adam I bet she was probably raped 54, 55 times. Bailey?

8:35🔗 Hello?

8:36🔗 Adam You're 15?

8:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:38🔗 Adam What's up, Toots?

8:40🔗 Caller Well, the last few years, I've done a lot of, made a bad, a lot of bad decisions. And now I'm living with my dad. I got sent here by my mom, like, in the beginning of the school year. And I've done really good down here. And I want to know how I can convince my parents that I've changed, so I can go back home.

8:58🔗 Adam Your parents? But you're, you're living with your dad, right?

9:02🔗 Caller No. Yeah. This is my first year living with my dad.

9:05🔗 Adam Well, you're living with your dad, but you want to move back in with your parents?

9:08🔗 Caller With my mom.

9:10🔗 Adam With your mom?

9:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

9:11🔗 Adam What were you doing?

9:12🔗 Drew What is it that she wouldn't trust?

9:16🔗 Caller Well, she found out I had sex with my boyfriend. And that last year, my friend and I shoplifted some stuff. And I had air duster with me at school one day, and I like passed out on the floor.

9:31🔗 Adam You had what at school?

9:32🔗 Caller Air duster.

9:33🔗 Drew What's an air duster?

9:34🔗 Adam Oh, you mean you're sucking up the fluorocarbon things? The stuff you spray on your computer keyboard or something?

9:42🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

9:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you were acting out just a little bit with the steel and the hoofing and the sucking.

9:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:52🔗 Drew Your grades are better now?

9:54🔗 Caller Yeah. And I'm getting straight A's.

9:56🔗 Drew If I were your parents, I'd say, feel, let's keep her right where she is. Things are going OK.

10:00🔗 Adam Well, what about your dad? What kind of guy is he?

10:03🔗 Caller He's really nice. He's really cool.

10:06🔗 Drew Why do you want to move back? Things were a disaster before.

10:11🔗 Caller I know, but I miss my mom and that's like home.

10:14🔗 Adam Do you talk to her a lot?

10:16🔗 Caller Yeah, kind of.

10:17🔗 Adam How long has it been since you've been out of the house?

10:20🔗 Caller Um, since last June.

10:23🔗 Adam Alright, so it's six, eight months, something like that. Yeah, OK. And if you talk to your mom about coming back?

10:31🔗 Caller No, I'm I'm afraid I'll get yelled at by my stepmom.

10:34🔗 Drew Your stepmom?

10:35🔗 Adam Well, how is she going to know you talk to your mom?

10:38🔗 Caller I don't know. She yelled at me this summer for talking to my mom too much.

10:41🔗 Drew Yeah, but we're not talking about too much. We're talking about bringing up the fact that you like to go home next time you speak to your mom.

10:46🔗 Adam When your stepmom goes out to the market, you pick the phone up and you call your mom and you start talking to her about your grades getting better and you staying out of trouble. And when you can start talking about coming back?

10:57🔗 Caller Yeah, my dad and I made an appointment with a counselor. He wants to go talk with her. Okay. And I'll talk about going back.

11:03🔗 Drew All right. Good idea. Well, I wouldn't be in a hurry to go back. There's a reason things are going better now. I don't know entirely what those reasons are, but those same reasons will resurface when you go back. Yeah, some problem was you and her mom probably.

11:15🔗 Adam What the hell is a step mom thinking? Step moms should be trying to get her back out of there.

11:21🔗 Drew Yeah, but clearly, I suspect step mom and dad are the parents, the more competent parents.

11:26🔗 Adam You're saying just because she was hoofing and screwing and stealing when she was with her mom, now she's getting straight A's and playing the clarinet in the marching band?

11:36🔗 Drew And p-knuckle.

11:38🔗 Adam Yes. All right.

11:40🔗 Drew Stretch, I know.

11:40🔗 Adam It sounds like a good song, hoofing and stealing and screwing and ripping and it would really like a Dusty Springfield songs. Allie? Hey, you're 16. What's up?

11:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay. I had a boyfriend this past summer and we were pretty tight. And basically, I felt really uncomfortable anytime he tried to perform oral sex on me or finger me, but I really enjoyed the opposite. And I just think that's kind of weird because they're really here like, you know, the girls don't want to give blow jobs, but I'm fine with that. And now it's kind of like that point in a relationship where I might be doing this again. And I don't know, like, how can I get beyond this?

12:26🔗 Drew Might be doing what again?

12:27🔗 Caller Excuse me?

12:28🔗 Adam Where you might have to have oral sex performed on you again?

12:32🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I mean, I don't have to, but...

12:34🔗 Adam Sure.

12:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:35🔗 Adam That'd be nice.

12:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:36🔗 Drew Have you ever had it where... Is this your first sexual partner?

12:39🔗 Caller Um, no. Well, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm still a virgin, but we did oral sex quite a lot.

12:45🔗 Drew You and this guy?

12:46🔗 Caller The past guy.

12:47🔗 Drew Past guy. And you didn't like it from him either?

12:50🔗 Caller No. I don't know why.

12:52🔗 Drew Okay.

12:53🔗 Adam Well, let me float this theory here, Drew. Let's look at it this way. You take your average 16-year-old girl and your average 16-year-old guy, right? Yeah. When I was 16, I had no problem pulling my pants down, shoving my ass against the car window. It's a motorist that was trying to buy or press my balls up against the side of a shopping market door or something like that. I mean, all my friends did that.

13:16🔗 Drew You're probably at prouder moments, yes.

13:17🔗 Adam I did more urinating in public than I did in my actual home.

13:21🔗 Drew Right.

13:22🔗 Adam Right. And so did the rest of my friends. Right. So now, what about your average 16-year-old girl? Do you know what I mean? She's going to be much more uptight about doing something like that. Just overall modesty.

13:36🔗 Drew In terms of peeing in public. Yeah.

13:38🔗 Adam Yeah. But just showing your ass, doing stuff like this. General modesty would prevent a lot of 15, 6-year-old girls who just want to be naked in front of anybody.

13:48🔗 Drew Right.

13:48🔗 Adam And much less have the guy's head between her legs.

13:51🔗 Drew Yeah. Is that uncomfortable for you? Is that the issue?

13:53🔗 Caller Well, I guess sort of.

13:55🔗 Caller Like, you see me naked before, that's not really the issue.

13:58🔗 Adam I don't mean nudity is the issue. I'm just using it as an example of just overall being sort of uncomfortable.

14:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:04🔗 Adam I think women learn that later than guys.

14:06🔗 Drew And so maybe if you could get more comfortable with him, but or maybe this is just not something that feels good to you, or maybe your partner doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Yeah. And it could be some combination of all these things.

14:16🔗 Adam Did that's why I always talk to the ladies when I'm going down. I'm going to try to put them at ease, you know, like a good doctor. Yeah. I'm always going, hey, baby, you really going to enjoy. Yeah. I see what I'm talking about. Just try to breathe through your nose, baby. Sit back. Yeah, that's Marvin Gaye you're listening to right now. Enjoy the song, stars. You getting hot, baby? No.

14:47🔗 Caller Oh, are you kidding?

14:50🔗 Adam You just need to find that one guy and just relax and start working it out.

14:55🔗 Drew Don't be in a big hurry.

14:56🔗 Adam That's all right.

14:57🔗 Caller Take your time. Thanks a lot. All right.

14:59🔗 Adam Yeah, you can't. You just can't move along faster than you should be moving along.

15:04🔗 Drew Your body won't let you.

15:05🔗 Adam Your body has a cadence, a little metronome inside of it, and it will tell you how fast you should move. And if you move faster than that, you ever like try to walk a dog faster and it wants to go or that kind of thing. It's just, it's the end of dragging it. It doesn't work out so good. All right. Loretto?

15:26🔗 Yes.

15:26🔗 Adam What's happening? You're 19. Yeah.

15:28🔗 Caller I was wondering if it was possible to get leprosy like inside of your woman's vagina.

15:34🔗 Sure.

15:38🔗 Adam They have vaginal leprosy colonies all over Hawaii. And the Philippines. Yes, indeed.

15:44🔗 Caller Is it curable? Because I don't know if my girlfriend has it or not.

15:48🔗 Adam Oh no, it happens. You queef and your hymen comes flying out.

15:53🔗 Drew But then of course it does decay the penis.

15:56🔗 Adam Oh sure, yeah, your penis falls off. That's what happened to me.

16:01🔗 Caller Your penis falls off?

16:02🔗 Adam Well sure, if you touch the infected area.

16:05🔗 Drew With the penis?

16:05🔗 Adam With the penis. Or a finger.

16:07🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

16:09🔗 Adam That's how leprosy spread vaginally.

16:11🔗 Caller How can you get that fixed?

16:13🔗 Drew Oh my god, we gotta stop.

16:14🔗 Adam You gotta dump salt on it.

16:16🔗 Drew We gotta stop.

16:17🔗 Caller Salt. Oh. Why, you guys, you guys are just kidding, right?

16:22🔗 Adam I'm, I'm serious as, as cancer here at Laredo. This is a very serious problem. As a matter of fact, Drew just cut a PSA on vaginal leprosy. VL.

16:32🔗 Drew Where'd you go to college?

16:33🔗 Caller Excuse me?

16:34🔗 Drew Are you going to college?

16:35🔗 Caller No, I'm not in college.

16:36🔗 Adam Shocking!

16:37🔗 Drew You go to junior college?

16:38🔗 Caller No, I'm, I'm in the military, actually, to tell you the truth.

16:41🔗 Adam All right. No, they, they don't, either, either you got leprosy or you don't.

16:45🔗 Caller No, see, it's not me.

16:46🔗 Adam No, no, no. I mean, I mean, sorry.

16:48🔗 Caller All right.

16:48🔗 Drew Well, here's what leprosy.

16:49🔗 Adam One, I didn't know if you could understand. One either has leprosy or one doesn't.

16:53🔗 Drew And one, one has Hansen's disease or leprosy. The most common manifestation is a white patch, particularly on the back. That's leprosy, a white patch. Isn't that nice?

17:03🔗 Adam Really?

17:04🔗 Drew What, yeah. What the hell is he talking about?

17:06🔗 Adam I don't know.

17:07🔗 Drew Let me talk to him.

17:08🔗 Adam All right.

17:08🔗 Drew He doesn't know what the F he's talking about.

17:11🔗 Adam You're dealing with a genius here.

17:12🔗 Drew But why do people go to conclusions that are trying to make diagnoses about things that they don't understand?

17:16🔗 Adam The funnier part is when I say either you have leprosy or you don't. He goes, it's not me.

17:24🔗 Caller Well, see, I just, I don't, I'm just like, she's afraid to go to the doctor for it.

17:28🔗 Drew All right. Well, it's not leprosy.

17:29🔗 Caller It's not, because it's like a clear, like I didn't think. Stop, stop.

17:33🔗 Drew What do you think leprosy is? It's a white patch of skin.

17:36🔗 Caller It's a white patch of skin?

17:37🔗 Drew Yeah, that's what leprosy is.

17:38🔗 Adam Well, eventually.

17:40🔗 Drew No, in some cases, something called lepromatous leprosy, you'll get sort of thickening of the nose and the earlobes, that kind of thing.

17:46🔗 Caller But you can't get it leprosy inside of you?

17:48🔗 Drew No, you can't.

17:49🔗 Adam I'm talking about, why can't you get it inside of you?

17:52🔗 Drew It's a skin disease.

17:53🔗 Adam I'm talking about the kind of leprosy you see in Pepeon.

17:56🔗 Drew What do they have there? I didn't see it in Pepeon.

17:57🔗 Adam Leprosy, leprosy.

17:59🔗 Drew So the face, right?

18:00🔗 Adam Yeah, the mangled, the parts start coming off. The fingers are down in nubs and all that stuff.

18:07🔗 Caller It's horrible. It's like part of like the vaginal wall like maybe like a skin or something.

18:11🔗 Drew What is coming, what is happening?

18:12🔗 Caller It's during, it was during sex. It hadn't happened before.

18:16🔗 Drew Well, what's happening?

18:17🔗 Caller Excuse me?

18:18🔗 Drew Tell us what is happening.

18:19🔗 Caller During sex, like a few times, I'd put my penis in and when I'd pull it out there'd be some kind of a skin on it that wasn't my own.

18:27🔗 Drew A skin?

18:28🔗 Caller Yeah, like a clear, like not clear, but...

18:31🔗 Adam That's a mucus.

18:32🔗 Caller That's mucus.

18:32🔗 Drew It's just mucus, absolutely.

18:34🔗 Adam Hello, Loretta. She's got to, if you're being sexually active with her, she's got to go to the gynecologist.

18:39🔗 Caller Right.

18:39🔗 Caller You got to wear a condom.

18:41🔗 Adam Is she some strange nationality that doesn't want to go to the gynecologist?

18:44🔗 Caller No, she's just, I guess she's just nervous about it.

18:46🔗 Adam All right, well get her in. How old is she?

18:48🔗 Caller She's 19.

18:49🔗 Drew She has to go. It's ridiculous. Yeah.

18:51🔗 Adam All right. Listen, you screw balls. You're going to be sexually active. You got to go in. That's it.

18:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:01🔗 Adam You want to play? You got to pay. Not me, but you know, you chicks.

19:06🔗 Pete?

19:07🔗 Oh, hi.

19:08🔗 Adam Pete, you're 17. What's going on?

19:10🔗 Caller I just wanted to say, Adam, you're the best. You're so hilarious and Drew, Whatever.

19:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:17🔗 Caller I just wanted to say that. Before I ask my question, I just wanted to know, where's Anderson and all the sound effects and stuff?

19:23🔗 Adam That's a good question. I miss Anderson and his sound effects.

19:26🔗 Caller He always does Drew things like when Drew said asshole, like, you're gay. That was funny.

19:32🔗 Adam I know. We had a meeting a few months ago and someone decided we should make the show less funny. That's basically the gist of it.

19:39🔗 Caller Well, I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 16 and we had sex about a month ago. She got pregnant and she told me just like a week or two ago. And my dad is, sorry, I'm kind of nervous. My dad is in the military and we have to go to Hawaii like next month and I just, I don't know what to do. She wants to keep it.

20:00🔗 Adam I see. Now, how far along is she?

20:02🔗 Caller She's about like a month along or like three weeks.

20:05🔗 Drew Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now the math doesn't work anymore. Two weeks ago she told you she was pregnant?

20:09🔗 Caller She told me two weeks ago because she didn't want to tell me at first.

20:11🔗 Drew How did she find out she was pregnant after one week?

20:14🔗 Caller I don't know.

20:14🔗 Drew If she's only three weeks pregnant now.

20:17🔗 Caller Wait, no, it was like a month ago. I told you she told me like a week ago or two.

20:21🔗 Drew You said she's been pregnant three weeks and she told me two weeks ago. That would mean she's...

20:27🔗 Adam Three weeks or a month.

20:28🔗 Caller The point is that she told me and she was afraid at first that she didn't want to tell me that I would get mad or something, but so now I just don't know what to do.

20:37🔗 Drew I'm trying to establish whether she's actually pregnant. She wouldn't know for the first 14 days.

20:42🔗 Caller Really?

20:42🔗 Drew So how could she even be debating whether or not to tell you? She would not have known until virtually the afternoon she actually told you.

20:48🔗 Adam All right. Well, wait a minute.

20:49🔗 Caller Do you think she's lying to me?

20:50🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

20:51🔗 Drew There's just something wrong with the story.

20:52🔗 Adam Drew, wait a minute. He said this happened a month ago, three weeks to a month ago.

20:57🔗 Drew She got pregnant.

20:58🔗 Adam She got pregnant. That's when she wasn't pregnant. Yeah.

21:02🔗 Drew Two weeks ago.

21:03🔗 Adam She didn't tell him, she didn't tell him for two weeks, which means she could have been pregnant for two weeks or could have...

21:11🔗 Drew He said she told me two weeks ago.

21:13🔗 Adam Two weeks ago. Right. She could have got that...

21:15🔗 Caller I think like a week or... I don't know. I'm not quite...

21:17🔗 Adam Drew's got to make a good point.

21:20🔗 Drew And she supposedly debated for a long time whether or not she was going to tell him because she wanted him to get mad. No. That's not what happened.

21:26🔗 Caller You think she's lying?

21:27🔗 Drew I just think there's something wrong with the story.

21:29🔗 Caller Well...

21:30🔗 Drew There's something wrong with the timing. There's something wrong with something.

21:31🔗 Adam Something's wrong with your math or she's lying.

21:34🔗 Caller Maybe she doesn't want me to move away and thinks it'll keep me here.

21:36🔗 Drew Well, maybe.

21:37🔗 Adam That's possible.

21:40🔗 Drew Or maybe it's someone else.

21:41🔗 Caller We had a condom but then it's like when we took it out there's like some little bit on it and it was like on the outside and we thought we could just wipe it away.

21:49🔗 Drew What was on the outside?

21:50🔗 Caller Feminine.

21:51🔗 Drew How did it get from the inside to the outside?

21:53🔗 Adam That's a move the great Spudini does.

21:55🔗 Drew Spudini and Doug Henning.

21:58🔗 Caller Hello?

21:58🔗 Adam Yes.

21:59🔗 Caller There's like a little bit of like a crack or like a thing. We didn't think it went in because we didn't see any like just a little teeny bit on the outside of it.

22:06🔗 Drew How did it get from the inside to the inside?

22:08🔗 Adam There was a crack.

22:09🔗 Drew No. Listen. Crack is a crack. Then it's bowing out all over the place and you still don't see it. And if it's a tiny pore, you can't see it coming out. So what?

22:19🔗 Adam Hey Pete.

22:20🔗 Drew Your story, Pete, is just not making sense at all.

22:22🔗 Adam Pete, do me a favor.

22:24🔗 Caller I'm just nervous. I don't know what to do.

22:25🔗 Adam Pete, listen to me.

22:26🔗 Drew We know you don't know.

22:27🔗 Adam Don't ever write any manuals.

22:29🔗 Caller Okay.

22:29🔗 Adam Do you understand? The people who are trying to read those manuals will kill themselves.

22:35🔗 Drew So you were wearing a condom and the condom didn't break.

22:38🔗 Caller Oh, I guess. It wasn't like coming all out. It was just like a little bit.

22:42🔗 Adam All right.

22:44🔗 Drew What he was seeing was mucus of her mucus on the outside of the condom.

22:47🔗 Caller That could have been it.

22:48🔗 Adam All right.

22:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

22:49🔗 Adam Okay. She very well may not be pregnant, but you're going to have to find out.

22:54🔗 Caller All right.

22:54🔗 Adam And how long are you going to Hawaii forever?

22:58🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. I guess as long as he's posted there.

23:02🔗 Right.

23:03🔗 Caller Okay.

23:04🔗 Adam Is that six months? Is that six years?

23:06🔗 Drew Six days.

23:07🔗 Caller Like a few years.

23:08🔗 Adam Few years. So you're going there for a long time.

23:10🔗 Caller I'm not planning on like, you know, coming back or anything anytime soon.

23:14🔗 Adam Okay. You know, you're 17. You're pretty close to not having to go if you don't want to.

23:19🔗 Caller That's true.

23:20🔗 Adam Do you want to go?

23:22🔗 Caller I think it'd be kind of cool to be in Hawaii, but yeah.

23:24🔗 Adam All right. Well, you want to go and you're not really that into this chick anymore either, are you?

23:29🔗 Caller I'll be willing to go out for about like six months or five months. I don't know.

23:33🔗 Caller All right.

23:33🔗 Adam So, okay. He's, Pete ain't into her.

23:36🔗 Caller No.

23:36🔗 Adam And Pete's going to Hawaii and she's into Pete. She doesn't want Pete to go to Hawaii.

23:41🔗 Drew That's right.

23:42🔗 Adam And I think she may be cooking this up.

23:45🔗 Drew It's something.

23:46🔗 Adam She could have gotten pregnant with another guy's seed.

23:48🔗 Drew Yep.

23:49🔗 Adam It could be Pete or she could be just fabricating the whole thing. Whatever it is, I don't think Pete's any closer now than he was five minutes ago. But he's going to have to sort it out.

24:00🔗 Drew Yeah. He's got to figure out what's going on. He's got to open his eyes a little bit.

24:03🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Joe. His sister molested him and now he thinks he's gay after this.

24:14🔗 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

24:24🔗 Adam All right, got an argument with Drew about leprosy. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, I'm Adam Corolla, that'd be Dr. Drew over there. All right, let's hop back to the phone. Joe, Joe, you're 17, what's up?

24:43🔗 Caller Hey, what's up? Yeah, first of all, first of all, I gotta say, Adam, you rule.

24:45🔗 Adam Thank you.

24:46🔗 Caller And Dr. Drew, you're pretty tight too. Yeah, the story goes that basically when I was eight or nine, I'm not, I don't really exactly remember, but my sister did some really sick as to me. She used to like, basically at night, she would wake me up and she would bring me to the bathroom and act out like certain scenes in like some movies she had seen, like for example, like...

25:07🔗 Adam Movie what scene?

25:09🔗 Caller For example, like whenever my parents were at home, she used to like sneak through my dad's closet and find like take out like a video tape of like basic instinct and would watch it. And then she would act out one of the scenes with me later that night. Obviously I was eight and nine. I didn't really understand what was going on. So I just went along with it.

25:25🔗 Adam Now, did you have a lead role in this or just like an under five?

25:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I played Michael Douglas, I guess.

25:31🔗 Drew I don't know.

25:32🔗 Adam I see. She was Sharon. How old is your sister?

25:35🔗 Caller She's four years older than me.

25:36🔗 Drew What's up with her now?

25:38🔗 Caller Right now she's 21.

25:40🔗 Drew How's she doing now?

25:41🔗 Caller She's doing fine, actually. She's in Ivy League right now. And the weird thing is like the relationship between like her and the rest of my family members are like perfectly stable. My relationship with her is like not pretty good actually. All right. And basically, you know, I'm kind of, I don't know, recently, not that I like I'm like out like outright gay, but then I've been like kind of like looking at guys and finding them kind of attractive, I guess. Not like a sexual way, but then I'm just like, look at them. See, they're not that bad looking. I was wondering if I could possibly be a result of all that crap that my sister did to me.

26:14🔗 Adam Well, you think someone did something to your sister?

26:16🔗 Caller Yeah, that's I was gonna ask that too. Like, does that necessarily mean my sister got, you know...

26:20🔗 Adam Well, we're not so sure what she did to you, other than some bad acting lessons so far. I mean, what did she do to you?

26:26🔗 Caller Well, like she would basically, she would lay down, like, you know, there was that one scene in Basic Instinct after Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone, they meet in the dance club. And like right afterwards, you know, they get it on in the bedroom.

26:39🔗 Drew What's another, what's another movie that she did?

26:42🔗 Caller In terms of movies, I think that's all she did, but she used to like also do a lot of role playing.

26:46🔗 Drew Like what?

26:46🔗 Adam Drew, you think he's going to mention a movie that you may have seen? It ain't going to happen. Hold on. You don't really buy it, do you?

26:55🔗 Drew Something's missing there.

26:56🔗 Adam They don't really buy it either.

26:58🔗 Drew Yeah. It's just, I just need more information maybe.

27:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:02🔗 Drew At this point, I don't, I don't.

27:03🔗 Adam It's being a little light. I can't quite, I can't, I can't get a handle on this one either. There's a sense of boguosity here.

27:11🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

27:12🔗 Adam Joe?

27:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:14🔗 Adam We're sort of half believing you.

27:17🔗 Caller I swear guys, it's not bogus. Yeah, we still, like she used to make me do a lot of role playing too. She used to make me get naked and pretend like I was some sort of soldier returning home. We used to do all this disgusting crap.

27:29🔗 Drew How old was she?

27:31🔗 Caller Currently, she's 21.

27:32🔗 Drew How old was she when she did this stuff to you?

27:34🔗 Caller About like 12 or 11, I guess.

27:35🔗 Drew A soldier returning home?

27:38🔗 Adam I sort of buy that.

27:39🔗 Drew What does that mean? I don't know.

27:40🔗 Adam What do you mean? You don't know what that means?

27:42🔗 Caller Like a soldier from like after like war like returning home.

27:45🔗 Drew What, he sits you down in the bathroom in the middle of the night and goes, okay, you're coming back from Waterloo.

27:48🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly. Go.

27:50🔗 Drew Action.

27:51🔗 Caller And she just be like, okay, I'm pretend I'm the wife. And she basically do weird stuff.

27:58🔗 Adam All right. Now, what about your mom? What kind of gal is she?

28:01🔗 Caller My mom is fine. She's really nice.

28:04🔗 Adam Doesn't boss you around too much?

28:06🔗 Caller No, not at all, actually.

28:07🔗 Adam Your dad, how is he?

28:09🔗 Caller Dad's cool. It's pretty good. He's still here. He's sleeping right now.

28:12🔗 Adam I see.

28:12🔗 Drew Still here.

28:14🔗 Adam He didn't get divorced? What's the trouble with you? You don't speak teenager today?

28:18🔗 Drew No, I guess not.

28:19🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Joe? Yeah. This probably didn't help you growing up, but I don't think it turned you gay, if in fact you are gay. But maybe it helped to confuse you just a little bit. And that's all right. I mean, you're 17. You're blown in the wind a little sexually. Okay. You don't have to make a call right now. Well, just hang back a little bit.

28:43🔗 Drew I just think his identity in general is going to be kind of confused and weak.

28:46🔗 Adam Well, he didn't know who he was. He grew up, he thought he was Michael Douglas.

28:51🔗 Drew That's the point. He really is having some identity issues and sexual identity is an important part of that. I think he had to talk to someone.

28:57🔗 Adam Get a counselor?

28:58🔗 Drew If that really happened, it sounds like it was traumatizing to him. Let's say it was, you're always doing this to me, switch to turn the tables. Let's say this was a little sister and 12-year-old son, 12-year-old brother. He was waking up the middle of the night and dragging her in the bathroom and acting weird things out.

29:13🔗 Adam Not great. But then women are wired a little more delicately than men. They're wired like Jags, whereas we're wired like F-150 trucks. You understand?

29:24🔗 Drew Oh, I do.

29:25🔗 Adam But here's, we're wired like Army Jeeps. We run off of kerosene, urine, gas, it doesn't matter. Women are, they do a lot of pinging and knocking, you know. Their computer's not so good. So here's the thing, though. He should get some counseling. And he's 17, it's all right. Take plenty of time. Don't freak yourself out just yet if you can't figure out what you are. All of you who don't know what you are at 16, 17, don't freak out just yet. You got a little while. You can take a couple years. You don't have to declare major sexually yet. Mike?

30:01🔗 Drew Mike? Caller who goes by Mike in Phoenix.

30:06🔗 Adam All right. We'll put Mike, caller goes by Mike, back on hold. Josie?

30:13🔗 Caller Hello?

30:14🔗 Adam You're 24?

30:15🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, next month, but anyways, okay. I went to jail for attacking a police officer because he pissed me off of accusing me, but that's a whole nother story.

30:28🔗 Drew No, no, no. I'd like to stay with that story for a second. This is that out of it-ness you talked about. How do you not know when a policeman makes you a little angry that when you attack him, He pissed me off.

30:39🔗 Caller He was accusing me of doing all this stuff.

30:41🔗 Drew Wouldn't attacking him, wouldn't it run through your head, if I attack him, I guess he'll put me in jail?

30:46🔗 Caller Well, I have really big anger problems.

30:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:49🔗 Caller And I just, I snap on people like, like, how.

30:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:53🔗 Caller Oh, I have a question for you real quick. That is BS, how they just blow off Dr. Drew over there. Dr. Drew, you are just as awesome as Adam.

31:02🔗 Drew Thank you, Josie.

31:03🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:04🔗 Caller And Adam, you rock.

31:05🔗 Adam Now I'm getting angry.

31:06🔗 Oh, all right.

31:08🔗 Adam Hi, Josie.

31:09🔗 Caller But, okay, but the thing is, is after I attacked this police officer, I went to jail for two and a half years. And the, the jail-

31:17🔗 Adam What did you attack him with?

31:18🔗 Caller I attacked him with my car keys.

31:20🔗 Drew Two and a half years in jail?

31:22🔗 Caller Yes.

31:22🔗 Drew Did you hurt him?

31:23🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

31:25🔗 Adam What did you do to him?

31:26🔗 Caller I, I like beat the S out of him.

31:29🔗 Adam Really?

31:30🔗 Caller Yeah, with my car keys.

31:31🔗 Caller He had, he was like bleeding really bad from his face.

31:34🔗 Adam Yeah. He couldn't have beat your ass?

31:37🔗 Caller I, I've taken a few lessons in my life. Some self-defense classes. My parents were real big on that when I was little. Josie, you need to learn how to defend yourself and all this stuff.

31:47🔗 Adam Yeah. So you can, so you can assault police officers? I think they were, they were more talking about rapists and gang members and things like that. They had you confused. How much do you weigh?

32:00🔗 Caller I don't know.

32:01🔗 Caller I'm very attractive.

32:03🔗 Adam All right.

32:04🔗 Caller Blonde hair. I am so hot, but...

32:06🔗 Adam Your boobs. Doesn't know how much you weigh?

32:07🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

32:09🔗 Adam 210, 220. Wait, you up over two bales?

32:12🔗 Caller What?

32:13🔗 Adam Are you over two bales?

32:16🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, yeah.

32:18🔗 Adam Two hundred pounds?

32:19🔗 Caller No. Oh, hell no.

32:21🔗 Adam No. I just want to know how you got the upper hand on the cop.

32:24🔗 Caller Oh, no. I have rock card abs.

32:27🔗 Adam Okay, crazy. Two and a half years in the clink with no priors.

32:33🔗 Caller But, see, the thing is...

32:35🔗 Adam Anyway, really, you had no criminal history?

32:39🔗 Caller I've had some. Yeah.

32:40🔗 Adam Yeah, that's why you got two and a half years. Yeah, well... Screwball.

32:45🔗 Caller The thing is...

32:47🔗 Adam Hold on, Drew. We'll get to your question one second. Have we ever spoken to someone who did more time than sounded reasonable for a crime and it turned out they didn't have a bunch of priors?

32:56🔗 Drew No.

32:57🔗 Adam Never.

32:57🔗 Drew Never.

32:57🔗 Adam Every time we go, really? You did eight years for public intoxication? That's right. Eight years because you had a beer crack at the park? That's a god's honest... Well, it turns out there were fugitives from the law. That's why they did it eight years. You had a bunch of priors and now you attacked the cop with some keys and they just had enough of you. So you went in for two and a half years and how was that?

33:23🔗 Caller Okay. Well, it was going good. I mean, well, prison sucks, but it was going average until the cop that I attacked got a job there. And then he got assigned to me and my cellmates.

33:39🔗 Adam Oh, good times.

33:40🔗 Caller And he got all his policeman buddies to gang-write me. And ever since, like my pelvic area, like burns. And this has been a couple of months. I'm out now and I'm living in California.

33:54🔗 Drew But when this happened, you didn't report anything. You didn't go to the doctor to get checked out.

34:01🔗 Caller They didn't believe me. They think I'm crazy.

34:04🔗 Drew Did you get checked?

34:04🔗 Caller They sent me to a psychiatrist and he almost had me committed. He thought I hallucinated or some kind of ass like that.

34:11🔗 Adam Hold on a second, Josie.

34:13🔗 Caller Yeah?

34:13🔗 Adam Let me just play devil's advocate. How bad is it to be committed when you're in the jug? Isn't that kind of a step up? Not a bad thing, you know what I mean? Anyway, just an aside there, Josie. How many guys gang raped you?

34:29🔗 Caller I think it was about seven. They covered my eyes and tied me down, so I can really tell.

34:34🔗 Adam How do you know they were officers?

34:36🔗 Caller Oh, you can tell. Their keys were clanging and I saw them coming in and they sort of used like their nightsticks and everything that the patrol guards have. They like took that and put it in my vagina with their penises and stuff.

34:51🔗 Drew With their penises?

34:52🔗 Caller Yes, they had like three penises in me at one time and it hurt really bad.

34:57🔗 Drew No.

34:58🔗 Adam No. Where was everyone else in the prison?

35:02🔗 Caller It was like you wake up at like five o'clock in the morning and then they all go outside to do jogging and stuff and you can choose to stay behind but no one ever does but I was feeling sick that day so I stayed behind and there was a couple of people in there but one of them was crazy and he was just watching and then the other one was like way far away and couldn't even tell. He was like up above me and over to the side.

35:29🔗 Drew Why were there men prisoners around?

35:31🔗 Adam These were guards.

35:32🔗 Caller Yeah, men guards.

35:34🔗 Adam And Drew, you're really having difficulty communicating with our listeners today.

35:38🔗 Drew How could there be three penises in one vagina?

35:40🔗 Adam You ever seen those movies?

35:41🔗 Caller Three.

35:43🔗 Adam Three at least.

35:44🔗 Drew And how do they stand? Where do they position themselves?

35:47🔗 Adam It ain't easy. You got to have a skinny guy and two fat guys on each side.

35:50🔗 Drew That's not possible.

35:51🔗 Adam Listen, I've done that before.

35:53🔗 Caller Oh yes.

35:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:56🔗 Caller I'm not really sure that it was three at one time, but I'm sure it did feel like it.

36:00🔗 Adam Felt like it. Right. I've had women complain it felt like half a penis.

36:05🔗 Caller Hey Adam, there is something called an aromatic penis enlarger pump and it works. My boyfriend uses it.

36:13🔗 Adam Oh yeah. I'd like to meet that gentleman. I bet he's a wonderful, wonderful individual.

36:19🔗 Drew Well.

36:19🔗 Caller I gave it to him for Christmas.

36:20🔗 Drew All right. Well, here's the deal. You need a pelvic exam. You need to be checked out, make sure it's not infection.

36:25🔗 Caller I've had one. They said there was nothing wrong.

36:26🔗 Drew I thought you said you didn't go see the doctor.

36:28🔗 Adam After the rape, she didn't go see the doctor.

36:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:32🔗 Drew Well, that's what you need to do is go see the doctor. It's been since the rape, you've been having the problem.

36:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:37🔗 Adam She didn't see the doctor immediately after the rape, but she has seen a doctor since. Yeah.

36:43🔗 Drew I see.

36:44🔗 Adam Drew, I'm telling you, don't talk tonight. I'll take the calls. But you rest.

36:48🔗 Drew And.

36:49🔗 Adam All right, Josie, I'd like to tell you to do something about this. But I mean, as far as the prison guards and all this stuff, but I can't tell if you're crazy and I'm not sure if you can do anything anyway.

36:59🔗 Caller Don't they have like surveillance tapes or something that?

37:02🔗 Adam Well, listen, if you want to file a complaint, you know the guy's name and everything, right?

37:06🔗 Uh-uh.

37:07🔗 Adam You don't know the officer who's you almost killed with a set of car keys. You don't know the guy's name.

37:13🔗 Caller He didn't press charges.

37:15🔗 Drew And why did you go to jail?

37:17🔗 Caller I have no idea. You see, they just knocked at my door and...

37:20🔗 Adam All right, all right.

37:21🔗 Drew Oh, she's out of it.

37:22🔗 Adam Oh, baby. I don't know. Drew, I don't know if everyone's crazy and we're sane or we're crazy and everyone else is sane or it's 50-50, you're insane and I'm sane. I don't know what's going on anymore. I truly don't. I got to take a leak and really think on this whole thing.

37:39🔗 Drew At least I don't feel bad for not being able to track these folks because they ain't...

37:43🔗 Adam No, you should feel bad because I'm tracking them.

37:46🔗 Drew You're answering for them. I think you're just filling in blanks.

37:50🔗 Adam I know what's going on in their story. How dare you sit across from me in my radio studio and attack me verbally that way in front of my audience. All right, we're going to take ourselves a break. We'll be back. Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-ELE-VE-191. Giddies, I got to talk for just one second here. Drew, we've had guests the last few nights. I've been here. I haven't been able to vent. Touched on it a little bit, but haven't really gotten into it.

38:30🔗 Drew All right, here we go.

38:31🔗 Adam I know I'm not supposed to talk on this show anymore, but who gives a rat's ass? It's Thursday, and we don't have a guest, and I've been pent up. I got back from New Orleans, Louisiana, where I was there for the fabulous Mardi Gras.

38:43🔗 Drew You were in great shape.

38:45🔗 Adam And average time I went to bed, 6 a.m. But here's the thing. And like I said, this is stuff we talked about briefly during the week when I got back, but I'd like to get into it for just a couple of minutes here. I really realized what a police state we're living in in Los Angeles.

39:02🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

39:03🔗 Adam How the LAPDs and a sheriff in the West Side, it's basically Nazis on wheels. They really are. And how we all buy into it. It doesn't make them bad guys. It doesn't make the officers bad guys. It makes the guys who are setting the agenda and the policies bad guys. And how as tax-paying, law-abiding citizens, we're often times sort of scared and intimidated. I mean, I've, you know, driven in my car with a joint under the seat, freaking out that I was going to get pulled over before. I've cracked a beer while I was at the beach looking over my shoulder every three seconds. Every time a cop car pulls up next to me, I go the same speed that he goes. If the speed limit is 35 and he's going 17 miles an hour, I go 17. I turn the radio down. I'm scared I'm going to get pulled over because I don't have a front license plate.

39:58🔗 Drew You park your car two inches off your driveway.

40:01🔗 Adam Make sure you turn your wheel in so you don't get a ticket if you're up on a hill. Even if it's a slight incline, make sure the wheel is turned in.

40:07🔗 Drew The wheel's got to touch the curb too.

40:09🔗 Adam Yeah. And I, after getting back from New Orleans, where I see guys riding around on motorcycles with no helmets, I see guys driving around in cars with no seat belts on, I'm on a parade where I'm throwing a metric ton of beads at kids from 250 feet away. Essentially one lawsuit after the next, as they throw those, wing those metal pogs and throw the beads off the float. I see people walking up and down the street all night long with hurricanes and Mai Tais and tall boys in their hands. And you know what? If some guys got to take a leak real bad, he goes in an alley and takes a leak. And you know what? There's no such thing as jaywalking over there either. And as I drove around with this cab driver, I saw him pass a cop. Cop was going 35. We blew by him doing 45. I thought we were on the lam. I was scared for the guy. Put your seatbelt on. Look out.

41:05🔗 Caller He's going to get us.

41:06🔗 Adam He said, no, he's not worried about us. I said, why not? He's going after criminals. He's not worried about us. I'm a guy driving a cab. And I thought, yes, yes, it must be nice. It must be nice to be able to go to the beach or the lake and crack a beer without the Gestapo coming by and telling you to dump it out. I understand there's people and trouble-makers and all that, but you know how they work in other cities? You jaywalk and you run in front of traffic, maybe they'll write you a ticket. You jaywalk when there's no one around, they don't write you a ticket. Why?

41:38🔗 No crime.

41:39🔗 Adam No danger. You're drunk, you're urinating on your campfire, and you're screaming, howling at the moon. You might get an open container ticket in Louisiana. But you're just sitting on the beach, watching the tide roll in and unwind, and drinking a Lone Brown, you ain't getting a ticket. What's wrong with that? Why can't we have that here? Why do we have such a police state in LA of all places? I mean, you're arguably one of the more progressive places on the planet, Los Angeles, and we really have a sort of police state when it comes to the cops. We really do. I mean, you got to go abroad. I was like a little kid, and I was like, oh, that guy's driving. He doesn't have a helmet on. He's going to get into trouble.

42:25🔗 Drew Yeah, pops.

42:26🔗 Adam Look at him.

42:27🔗 Caller He had no seatbelt.

42:29🔗 Adam He's going to get into trouble. I realized, wait a minute, these are adults who've made a decision to either not wear a seatbelt or not wear a helmet or carry a beer as they walk down the street. And it seems to be working out OK for them. What is that? How did LA get this way? Why are we more tight than all these uptight? You know, you can't you know, you can't just talk to a guy that you can't export like dildos and vibrators into Alabama. You can't do that in Alabama. But if you want to go fishing and crack a beer, if you want to go to the lake and crack a beer, no problem. Why are we this way? Why is LA this way? We got more debauchery in this city than almost any other city. Why are we so freaked out about with the cops in this town? What is that? Why do we write 10 billion jaywalking tickets in this town and no other city seems to care? What happened? Can we start refocusing people? Let's start busting criminals. All right, Drew, thanks. I can see you're behind me 110 percent.

43:36🔗 Drew Think about refocusing, that's all.

43:38🔗 Adam Refocusing what?

43:39🔗 Drew I'm behind you.

43:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:41🔗 Drew I'm listening to the jaywalking and the meter maid stuff, but it makes them...

43:45🔗 Adam Well, what's with the chicken ass stuff? What are you trying to do? Piss off all the taxpayers so we leave town? Is that the plan? It's just that I see one of those meter maids coming up my goddamn hill every night at one in the morning. Where the hell are you going? Get the hell back down there. You're going up to bust the taxpayers? Great plan. Just keep squeezing everybody. That's great. Great. Well, I'll be scared to leave the house. How about, can I crack a beer in my living room? Am I allowed to smoke a joint in my kitchen? Are you going to sign me somebody? Listen, you guys, you bust criminals. That's it. Not Jay Walkers. Not guys with beer. Jesus Christ, these meter maids. And kill all of them. Swear to Christ, you pathetic worms. Have some pride.

44:35🔗 Drew Mike?

44:38🔗 Adam We tried to talk to Mike twice. All right. Chelsea?

44:46🔗 Caller Yes.

44:47🔗 Adam You're 25.

44:48🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

44:49🔗 Adam What's up?

44:50🔗 Caller Well, I have two questions. First, since I was about 16 years old, I've had stuff coming out of my nipples. I don't know any better way to say it. I'm just going to use layman's terms here. It kind of looks greeny or yellowy, and it's kind of thick.

45:06🔗 Drew Nice. Have you ever had it checked out?

45:08🔗 Caller No. My mom is, well, she's still a nurse, but she doesn't work as one anymore. But when I was about 16, I told her about it. She said she went into work and talked to somebody, and she told me it was no big deal. But I've never actually gone to a doctor and had him look at it.

45:20🔗 Drew Well, the fact that it's been going on for 10 years certainly makes that a high probability that in fact it is nothing. Good. Are you on medication?

45:29🔗 Caller Only birth control pills.

45:30🔗 Drew Any thyroid problems, anything like that?

45:32🔗 Caller Not that I know of.

45:33🔗 Drew And you've been on birth control pills that entire 10 years?

45:36🔗 Caller No, I started those when I was 18.

45:39🔗 Drew So again, it's probably just you. I do think it's worth getting it looked into a little bit, though, because it can be infections and it could be cysts, and it could be rarely its tumors, things like that. But certainly if it had been, it would have shown itself a long ago. I hope so. Oh, absolutely.

45:52🔗 Adam Your mom's a nurse?

45:54🔗 Caller Yeah, she's an LPN.

45:55🔗 Adam Is she nuts?

45:57🔗 Caller Well, it depends on if you ask my husband or not.

45:59🔗 Adam Oh, she's nuts. All right, baby. Good times.

46:03🔗 Caller Oh, wait.

46:03🔗 I have one more question.

46:05🔗 Caller My husband uses Benadryl every night. He takes two to go to bed, and I think that that's probably not a good idea. I think he shouldn't have to medicate himself to sleep. So you have to tell me, well, tell him, because he's in the other room laughing right now.

46:17🔗 Drew Well, Benadryl is sedating, and it's probably the safest sleeping pill you could possibly take, but any medication is not good chronically, unless it's a very important reason for it.

46:26🔗 Adam Does he wash it down with any booze?

46:28🔗 Caller No, no.

46:30🔗 Adam Well, why are we talking? Listen, Chelsea, tell him to get on a couple glasses of red wine.

46:35🔗 Drew Maybe exercise more during the day.

46:38🔗 Caller There we go, instead of naps.

46:39🔗 Drew There you go.

46:40🔗 Adam All right, Chelsea.

46:41🔗 Caller Thanks.

46:42🔗 Adam Good luck with them nipples.

46:43🔗 Caller Thank you.

46:44🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back. Love Line, Fast-Growing Outlaw Radio in North America. Oh yeah! That's good radio. That's twice in the last month.

47:02🔗 Drew You hit it right on.

47:03🔗 Adam Yeah. Drew just told me 1-800-LV-E-191, by the way, that he was going to be hosting...

47:09🔗 Drew Judging.

47:10🔗 Adam Judging the Miss America...

47:11🔗 Drew Miss USA...

47:13🔗 Adam .competition. That is...

47:14🔗 Drew Live on CBS, tomorrow night.

47:16🔗 Adam Good times. You and...

47:18🔗 Drew Martha Stewart.

47:19🔗 Adam Who dropped out?

47:21🔗 Drew No, I got hired this long time ago.

47:23🔗 Adam Really?

47:23🔗 Drew Yeah, months ago.

47:24🔗 Adam Someone dropped out a long time ago?

47:25🔗 Drew No, no. I just didn't have a thought about it until tonight, because I'm leaving tomorrow morning.

47:30🔗 Adam What... Do you judge all categories?

47:33🔗 Drew I know nothing about what's going to happen. Again, I get a brief tomorrow. Yes, I sit there, and then the only thing you need to do is sit at the head of the stage there and fill out your little forms.

47:40🔗 Adam It's just you and Martha Stewart?

47:41🔗 Drew No, it was like eight judges, ten judges.

47:43🔗 Adam Right, they're going to have like Surge, the Poise Coach, and other homos hanging around. Oh, that's going to be good times.

47:52🔗 Drew Yeah, good times.

47:53🔗 Adam What are they paying you? They giving you some money?

47:54🔗 Drew I don't know, I'm sure.

47:56🔗 Adam Yeah, you know.

47:57🔗 Drew I don't know.

47:58🔗 Adam You had to ask. No?

48:00🔗 Drew I don't remember, no.

48:01🔗 Adam It means you've arrived when you're judging women. All right, doesn't that go against everything you stand for, you're judging women that way?

48:11🔗 Drew No, because Miss USA is supposedly the one that they're, you know, want to promote their careers and their empowerment and that kind of stuff.

48:17🔗 Adam I see.

48:18🔗 Drew Martha Stewart's one of the judges, come on.

48:23🔗 Adam Which states are you going to bang? You know what I'm saying?

48:27🔗 Drew I know what you're saying.

48:28🔗 Adam Yeah. You got to have sex with some of the states.

48:30🔗 Drew Yeah, that's my plan, right?

48:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:32🔗 Drew I'm going to step to midnight tonight, I'm going to leave at 4.30 in the morning, and I'm coming back Saturday morning about the same time.

48:36🔗 Adam And you'll smell like Kentucky wine.

48:38🔗 Drew Sure, I'd squeeze that in there, no problem.

48:39🔗 Adam Maria?

48:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

48:41🔗 Adam You're 19.

48:42🔗 Drew Yeah. Are you kidding?

48:43🔗 Adam What's up?

48:45🔗 Drew I have to keep going here because this is a topic that kills me.

48:49🔗 Adam What?

48:51🔗 Drew I would know sooner to cheat on my wife.

48:53🔗 Adam Oh yeah, okay.

48:54🔗 Drew No, no, but listen, she gets in to this kind of thinking. I mean, you dealt with her that one night that we went up to the Playboy Mansion to do Politically Incorrect.

49:02🔗 Adam Oh my God, you should have cracked the whip on her right then, Drew. You let her get out of hand, she snowballs.

49:08🔗 Drew Well, how should I handle this time when she comes up with that crap?

49:12🔗 Adam What do you mean, about going out of town and doing this?

49:14🔗 Yeah.

49:15🔗 Adam Hey, is she mad at you yet? Does she know?

49:19🔗 Caller Oh yeah, yeah.

49:19🔗 Adam Does she not like what you're doing or does she not like you leaving town or both?

49:24🔗 Caller Both.

49:25🔗 Drew This is mostly the judge being around all these, I mean, it's so bizarre and ridiculous that thinking that somehow I'm going to...

49:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:32🔗 Drew It's bizarre.

49:33🔗 Adam Yeah, let me explain something, women. Guys who cheat, A, guys who cheat, cheat.

49:38🔗 Drew Yeah, I don't cheat.

49:39🔗 Adam That's number one.

49:39🔗 Drew I'm not cheating.

49:40🔗 Adam B, guys who cheat do it in situations that aren't what you call obvious. You know what I mean?

49:48🔗 Drew No.

49:49🔗 Adam I mean, it's like, what are you going to do as a judge? You and Martha Stewart going to have a few high balls after the judging and then go out and cruise some of the chicks.

50:00🔗 Drew Think how out of line that would be. Think about it. Not out of line because of the cheating, which I would never do, but now I'm going to violate all propriety. I'm going to get wasted and start scoping the contestants.

50:12🔗 Adam I mean, that's the whole thing. If you were going to cheat, you wouldn't cheat in a situation where if you got popped, not only your wife would kill you, but you'd be drummed out of Hollywood.

50:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

50:23🔗 Adam You understand? She's got to start thinking more clearly. We'll cheat in San Diego next week when we do the lecture. Good thinking. Maria?

50:31🔗 Caller Hello? Hi.

50:32🔗 Adam Go ahead.

50:33🔗 Caller Actually, I have a few questions. My first one, I've been seeing this guy for a while and we've had sex twice. And both times, like, well, first of all, he's kind of small. And second of all, he has had like a hard time like getting erect. And I feel really bad for him. And he doesn't try to make it obvious, but I can tell he's uncomfortable. And I want to know if there's something that maybe I could do to make him feel better about it or what do you mean?

50:54🔗 Adam He's having trouble getting erect.

50:57🔗 Caller He doesn't get erect all the way and he's just small. So I don't know that.

51:01🔗 Adam So is it is it usable?

51:04🔗 Caller Kind of mean it's no good to you, but but it does.

51:08🔗 Adam It does a lot of bending and whatnot.

51:10🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly.

51:13🔗 Adam And does it ever get erect fully? No, you've never seen it that way?

51:18🔗 Caller I've never seen it fully erect.

51:20🔗 Adam Well, maybe it's only small because it's not fully erect.

51:24🔗 Caller Is that like could that be a result of like maybe drug use or something?

51:27🔗 Drew Yeah, sure. What's he doing with drugs?

51:29🔗 Caller I don't know. I have no idea. Like I know in the past you play a lot of football, especially in college.

51:34🔗 Drew Oh, you mean you think it might have been analog steroids? Yeah, it can. The difficulty with full erection is a common thing of steroids. The size of the penis is just God's gift to him.

51:46🔗 Adam Well, more like Satan's gift.

51:49🔗 Caller My second question.

51:50🔗 Adam Well, wait a second. You guys have only had two encounters sexually. Yeah. And how did it end up?

51:58🔗 Caller He does the rest again.

51:59🔗 I mean.

52:00🔗 Adam Poor son of a bitch.

52:01🔗 I mean, I feel bad.

52:03🔗 Caller So I'll like fake to make him feel better.

52:05🔗 Adam Nice.

52:06🔗 Caller I mean.

52:07🔗 Adam No, I respect that. And did he have an orgasm?

52:12🔗 Caller I think so. The first time he did, the second time, I don't think so. Actually, second time, we kind of couldn't really finish.

52:16🔗 Adam So I see. Is he is he is he is he drunk?

52:21🔗 Caller He drinks a lot. He wasn't drunk at the time.

52:24🔗 Adam He didn't have a few beers before you guys got in the sack. How is it that a guy drinks a lot is not drunk, you know, on a Saturday night when he's with his lady?

52:33🔗 Caller He just wasn't that night. I guess. I don't know.

52:35🔗 Adam All right. Does he go down on you?

52:36🔗 Caller No, he hasn't.

52:38🔗 Adam Yeah. You got to get him down there. Listen, all you screwballs, if the penis ain't working, I mean, if the, here's the deal, if the cross and the hook ain't working, you better start jabbing. Better start working something that does work. And that mouth, that'll bail you out of trouble. All will be forgiven. Am I right?

52:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:59🔗 Adam I mean, if he'd get down there and give you some good, satisfying oral sex, you'd be all right with the experience.

53:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:05🔗 Drew I mean, guys should listen. He's got a penis that doesn't, that's disproportionately small for her, doesn't get erect. But yeah, give me some oral sex, I'm fine.

53:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:13🔗 Drew That's the way to say it.

53:14🔗 Adam Listen, guys, this is your sexual life preserver. This is your get out of jail free card. This is what you can fall back on. You've been drinking, you've been doing steroids, whatever, you're nervous, the penis isn't big, it's semi flaccid, you're having difficulty. Get down there and start gnawing away. You all will be forgiven. She will completely change your report card. Maybe you need to tell him.

53:44🔗 Drew Well, just tell him what you want, not what he's been doing wrong.

53:47🔗 Adam Did you give him oral sex?

53:48🔗 Caller No, I haven't.

53:49🔗 Adam Well, sometimes you got to get the balls rolling that way.

53:52🔗 Drew So to speak.

53:53🔗 Adam Why don't you give him a little oral and then hope he returns the favor.

53:59🔗 Caller Yeah, let's hope.

54:00🔗 Adam All right.

54:01🔗 Caller I actually had a second question.

54:02🔗 Adam Is this guy good looking?

54:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:04🔗 Adam Yeah, you see? You see what happens, ladies?

54:07🔗 Caller Exactly.

54:08🔗 Adam All right. What's the second one?

54:09🔗 Caller Second question. If, if, like, for example, if you masturbate too much, is it harder for you to have an orgasm when you have sex? Because I don't, I think that might be my case as well.

54:19🔗 Drew You got to give yourself a little chance to build up a little, a little tension.

54:23🔗 Adam Yeah. You masturbate a lot?

54:25🔗 Caller Um, kind of.

54:27🔗 Adam What are you good for?

54:31🔗 Caller I, let me see. When I, when I do masturbate, I do maybe like, when I actually masturbate, it takes me like maybe a minute to come. And when I'm with a guy, it takes a while.

54:44🔗 Adam How often do you masturbate?

54:46🔗 Caller Maybe two to three times a week.

54:49🔗 Caller Oh, that's nothing.

54:49🔗 Adam That's not bad. Listen, why don't you hold off for four or five days before you're with him, give him a little oral, see if he returns a favor, and see if it doesn't work out a little better next time around.

55:00🔗 Caller Alright.

55:01🔗 Caller Alright.

55:01🔗 Caller Thanks.

55:02🔗 Adam It's always so sad when the girl feels, see, guys get angry, hey, this bitch was stiff, but women, they feel bad for you.

55:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:10🔗 Adam I'd rather them be angry. You know, they're like, oh, his penis was so cute, it just wouldn't work.

55:16🔗 Drew I had to fake it for him.

55:17🔗 Adam Yeah. He was, not so good.

55:20🔗 Caller It's like a field.

55:21🔗 Adam It's like, not only is it insulting, it's like condescending at the same time. Oh, man.

55:28🔗 Caller Becky?

55:30🔗 Yeah.

55:30🔗 Adam You're 27.

55:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:32🔗 Adam What's up?

55:33🔗 Caller Well, my boyfriend, we've been together for like two years. He has this phone sex thing. And I guess it bothers me because I feel like he does that instead of have sex with me. And so I guess I'm wondering if there's something I could do. Maybe you could help me understand that there's something I could do.

55:53🔗 Drew You mean he's talking to someone on the other end of the line? Like you pay someone?

55:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:58🔗 Drew Not somebody he knows.

55:59🔗 Caller I don't actually know. What?

56:00🔗 Adam Well, how do you know then if you don't know?

56:03🔗 Caller Oh, well, like phone bill.

56:06🔗 Adam What's the phone bill say?

56:09🔗 Caller Well, it has said that in the past now. He uses his credit card and I don't usually look at his credit card bill, but I've seen him on there.

56:15🔗 Drew What do you know? What are you observing right now in him?

56:21🔗 Caller Oh, well, he's...

56:23🔗 Drew That he's not interested in sex?

56:25🔗 Not as much, no.

56:26🔗 Caller Not very often, but he never has been like super sexual.

56:29🔗 Drew Yeah, and so you're concluding that the reason for that is the phone sex deal?

56:35🔗 Caller Yeah, I guess. Or there's something I'm not doing right.

56:38🔗 Drew No. Well, this is that same thinking that women get.

56:41🔗 Adam God bless you for thinking you don't do something right.

56:43🔗 Drew Oh my God.

56:43🔗 Adam When a guy ain't coming through sexually. This guy has a problem with intimacy, and that's why he uses the phone sex. And that's why you guys aren't being intimate as much as you'd like.

56:58🔗 Drew In him, it's probably reflected in his libido. It probably isn't so great. But even so, he has to have some sort of side release, because he can't really probably fully experience himself when he's with a person.

57:10🔗 Adam GIO But I know a lot of guys, and I could probably include myself in this lump, who, when they're with a girlfriend, are fairly moderate with their sexual encounters. I don't have, you know, I'm not a passionate man. Not like, Drew is a very passionate, passionate, passionate man. I think that's why his wife's worried about him going to Judge of Miss US. You know, because you pack the passion with you. When you leave town, oh, yes, that's the first thing that goes into the toiletry bag, is the passion. So that's a carry on item. And there's guys who masturbate and do phone sex and watch pornography, and they're only good for once or twice a week. And that's just kind of the rhythm. But I don't know, I don't say it's the pornography or the phone sex that causes that.

57:59🔗 Drew Right.

58:00🔗 Adam Do you know what I'm saying? This is an overall problem. This is a bigger problem.

58:04🔗 Drew It's just him, right.

58:05🔗 Adam But you guys are having a relationship where he's kind of hiding.

58:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:09🔗 Drew Right. And you're convinced it's phone sex. That's what a bizarre way to go through a relationship, trying to wonder why it is that he's not connected with you.

58:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:16🔗 Drew As opposed to talking to him about it.

58:18🔗 Adam And I wouldn't...

58:18🔗 Caller I have.

58:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:20🔗 Caller He just gets mad at me.

58:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:22🔗 Drew That's the point. You're not talking to him about it. He's defensive, he's rageful, it's ridiculous.

58:27🔗 Adam All right. So, you're going to, being the woman, you're going to have to say to him, listen, we got to start connecting, we got to start talking, I don't want to hear excuses, I want to argue about it. I just... we got to start connecting. You want to call phone sex once in a while? That's fine. But we got to start connecting. And if you can't handle that, then you got to get out. All right, Becky?

58:47🔗 Caller Okay.

58:48🔗 Adam Good times there.

58:50🔗 Caller Thank you.

58:51🔗 Adam Never done phone sex... never called a phone sex line once. Ever. Not into it. It's not my... not my bag. I got to look at something.

59:01🔗 Caller Know what I mean?

59:03🔗 Adam Dan? Dan?

59:07🔗 Drew Sleeping.

59:08🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

59:08🔗 Drew All right, let's listen. Turn it up.

59:12🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

59:12🔗 Drew Yeah, 15-year-olds don't do a good snore, though.

59:16🔗 Adam Yeah, you got to get fat, work a little construction and start smoking and drinking and get that real log-sawn thing going.

59:26🔗 Drew We had the security guard that sleeps while you were gone.

59:30🔗 Adam Oh, we did. We had Rumpelstiltskin or Rimp Van Winkle. Who's the one who slept?

59:42🔗 Drew What is that shaking quality?

59:43🔗 Adam Yeah, he... Yeah, he... He breathes like he's trying to start a car. I could listen to this all night. I really could. All right, I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll put Dan back on hold, and we'll check in with him from time to time. Sure. We haven't run into a sleeper in a while on the show. No sincere compliment can be given to a talk show host than to have someone on hold sleeping. But he's been on hold for 68 minutes, so we'll give him a break. All right, we'll put him back on hold, and we'll check in from time to time, and we'll do a little gambling and see if he's still there, still sleeping. All right, Drew? All right. All right. Sean?

1:00:25🔗 Yes.

1:00:25🔗 Adam You're 25.

1:00:27🔗 Caller Yes.

1:00:27🔗 Adam What's up?

1:00:31🔗 Fred Flintstone's snoring. That's the kind of snoring he should be doing.

1:00:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Any cartoon snoring.

1:00:36🔗 Yeah. I think that Fred Flintstone was the best, though, with the blanket going back and forth. That was great. But for Drew, the lady on there earlier was talking about stuff coming out of her nipples. But have you heard of guys having stuff coming out of their nipples?

1:00:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:51🔗 Drew It's called galacturia and it's a medical condition. It needs to be checked out.

1:00:54🔗 Really?

1:00:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:55🔗 Drew What's going on?

1:00:56🔗 Adam Wasn't galacturia, wasn't Lauren Green in that series?

1:00:59🔗 Drew Battlestar Galacturia?

1:01:00🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:01:01🔗 That's what I was going to say. I'm like, it sounds like a show I used to watch.

1:01:04🔗 Drew So what's going on? You want any medication?

1:01:06🔗 Caller No. No.

1:01:07🔗 Drew You sure?

1:01:08🔗 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm positive.

1:01:09🔗 Drew Nothing?

1:01:10🔗 Caller Nothing.

1:01:11🔗 Drew Okay. Well, it needs to be checked out.

1:01:12🔗 Caller I drink a lot of coffee, but...

1:01:14🔗 Drew No, they wouldn't do it. Yeah, I wouldn't think so.

1:01:16🔗 Caller But other than that, like coffee and cigarettes.

1:01:18🔗 Drew How long you had this for?

1:01:20🔗 Caller Uh, God, I think the first time I noticed it was probably about five, six years ago.

1:01:26🔗 Drew Well, sometimes... How's your sex drive? This is going to be a funny question, but is it normal?

1:01:30🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. God, I know Adam would love to hear about this. Um, you know, I'm good for at least two or three a day.

1:01:38🔗 Adam Nice.

1:01:39🔗 Caller And then, and still with my girlfriend a couple times, but, um...

1:01:42🔗 Adam Good times.

1:01:43🔗 Caller But, you know, but yeah, I mean, the sex drive is fine.

1:01:46🔗 Drew All right. Well, it may be end up being nothing, but it does something that need to be checked out by a doctor. There are certain endocrine disturbances that can cause this, pituitary problems, thyroid problems.

1:01:55🔗 Adam All right. You ready to keep rocking?

1:01:56🔗 Drew Yep.

1:01:57🔗 Adam Chris?

1:01:58🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going, Adam and Dr. Drew?

1:02:00🔗 Adam Hey, good. You're 27. What's up?

1:02:02🔗 Caller Yeah. I've got a question for Dr. Drew. I've got a girlfriend who, her parents are big into Freemasonry. She says that when she was a child, she was forced to have sex with her brother. I was wondering if Dr. Drew had ever heard of any type of ritual abuse from that group.

1:02:24🔗 Drew From them Freemasons? All right.

1:02:25🔗 Adam Well, first off, just to get everyone up to speed, the Freemasons are like one of the oldest sort of for clubs, club groups in this country.

1:02:34🔗 Drew In the world maybe, right?

1:02:37🔗 Adam Well, I guess. I'm just saying in this country because I don't know, seems like there's been stuff in Europe that's been going on longer, but this stuff may have started in Europe for all I know.

1:02:48🔗 Drew It's in War and Peace, the book. There's big chapters about this one character who was a Mason.

1:02:52🔗 Adam All the founding fathers were Freemasons. The symbol on the dollar bill is the pyramid with the eye on it. It's the Freemason symbol, I believe. Most presidents and folks like that in this country have been Freemasons. There's always some thought that these guys may be running the country without us knowing it. In a sense, maybe a lot of them did over the past, the history of this country. Although it may not necessarily be a bad thing. They're not necessarily bad guys. Just a bunch of white guys, a lot of money, who wear funny fezzes and think you should honor your country. So anyway, they're all Freemasons, right?

1:03:38🔗 Drew But you're talking about cult behaviors and there are weird cults out there, but nothing.

1:03:43🔗 Caller Yeah, she said it was something like the three-on-one ritual where they went to some mansion or something like that and all the children were dressed up in costumes.

1:03:52🔗 Drew And then she did hear that caller we had earlier tonight who was sounded very lucid but began to tell us some stories that got more and more and more outrageous until it was clear that she was not intact in touch with reality.

1:04:03🔗 Adam He was raped in prison with the three penises.

1:04:06🔗 Caller And it's not me, but no, but you'd hear that.

1:04:08🔗 Drew They're talking.

1:04:09🔗 Adam Don't ask our callers. And I know I don't ask them. You understand. For once the last time you said to one of our college, did you hear the call we had last night or did you hear the call? Oh, I actually heard it. Okay.

1:04:22🔗 Caller Sorry.

1:04:22🔗 Adam But we always have to go through this ritual, is what I'm saying.

1:04:24🔗 Caller Right on.

1:04:25🔗 Adam All right. So anyway.

1:04:27🔗 Drew The point is people can seem lucid and have real serious thought disturbances. Oh, really?

1:04:32🔗 Adam This isn't...

1:04:32🔗 Drew Making it up? No, not making it up. She may believe it's true, but it may not have happened.

1:04:37🔗 Adam Well, that's making it up.

1:04:38🔗 Drew Or it may have happened.

1:04:40🔗 Caller Right.

1:04:42🔗 Drew And maybe she just can't sort of put the pieces together because she was so young. Or it has nothing to do with whatever groups she thinks it has to do with.

1:04:50🔗 Caller Yeah, it's really weird because like the... Her brother had to wear like a diaper or something like that. You know, she just has like these vivid memories of it happening.

1:04:58🔗 Caller Right, well...

1:04:59🔗 Caller She's scared to death to go to like any psychologist or whatever. Well... She doesn't trust those.

1:05:04🔗 Adam Listen, psychologists, doctors, all these people, the people that are the most scared to see these people, the people need to see them the most, ironically.

1:05:13🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:14🔗 Adam So if she's thinking all this one down or having all these thoughts, she does need to go talk to somebody.

1:05:20🔗 Caller Yep.

1:05:20🔗 Caller You think so?

1:05:21🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

1:05:21🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:05:22🔗 Caller Okay.

1:05:23🔗 Drew Whether it really happened or didn't, just don't get involved with that. Just get her evaluated.

1:05:27🔗 Adam Should we check back with Dan?

1:05:29🔗 Drew I bet he's sleeping.

1:05:30🔗 Adam You bet he's sleeping? Yeah.

1:05:33🔗 Drew You with me?

1:05:34🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I bet he's sleeping, too. Let's, it's only been six, seven minutes, but let's check in.

1:05:40🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:05:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:05:42🔗 Drew He stopped the rattling, though.

1:05:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:47🔗 Adam Oh, there it goes. Is he puberty yet?

1:06:23🔗 Drew I mean, not, not, he's still virgin, let's put it that way.

1:06:26🔗 Adam Oh, really? Nice. All right, let's see what else we can figure out about.

1:06:30🔗 Drew He doesn't have that, just listening to him breathe.

1:06:32🔗 Adam Now, we'll keep him on hold. Take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll check in with more snoring Dan, and who else, Drew? Talk to Kim. Kim is 24. Her parents would have had sex.

1:06:47🔗 Drew They used to have sex in front of her.

1:06:50🔗 Adam Oh, would have sex in front of her back in the day. All right, we'll be back after this.

1:06:57🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:07:04🔗 Adam This is my new rock riff.

1:07:06🔗 Yeah.

1:07:08🔗 Adam This band is going to be on soon. When are they going to be on, Anderson? The 22nd of March, I'm guessing. Yeah. I did some fast math there, baby. Newfound glory is going to be in here. So we'll hear that song over and over again. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Let's hop back on the phones. Speak to Kim. Kim is 24. Kim.

1:07:33🔗 Caller Hi.

1:07:33🔗 Adam What's up?

1:07:35🔗 Caller I'm just wondering if your parents having sex in front of you and your mom constantly kind of tripping on your dad being around you can like cause the same emotional, you know, tripping on your dad.

1:07:51🔗 Drew What is tripping on your dad being around you mean?

1:07:53🔗 Caller I don't know. She always got my mom was molested as a kid. So she would always even if my brother like when he was little and he'd be in the bathtub when we were like really little, she'd get really freaked out. Like, you know, he was going to do something.

1:08:05🔗 Adam Why is she having sex in front of you then if she's so high?

1:08:08🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't know. My parents fought a lot. So when they got along, she didn't care if we were around or not.

1:08:15🔗 Adam And what do you mean, sex in front of you?

1:08:18🔗 Caller Well, I can remember when I was 10, we had a business, a board and care, and there were two beds in the room.

1:08:25🔗 Drew That was for cats.

1:08:27🔗 Caller What's that?

1:08:28🔗 Adam Board and care for the old folks running out of the house?

1:08:32🔗 Caller What's that?

1:08:33🔗 Adam Running in your home?

1:08:34🔗 Caller No, we had another house.

1:08:36🔗 Adam I see.

1:08:36🔗 Caller It was ran in. And I remember my dad coming over, me and my mom were staying the night, and there were two beds, twin beds in the room, and they had sex in there, and I knew they were, and I wanted to run out of there, but I was too embarrassed.

1:08:50🔗 Adam And they thought you were asleep?

1:08:52🔗 Caller I mean, it would be kind of hard to sleep through.

1:08:55🔗 Adam Yeah, I know you're angry at them, but I'm just saying, in their defense, they figured you were sleeping your dad at a boner.

1:09:01🔗 Drew Still ridiculous, though.

1:09:02🔗 Adam Yeah, he's an idiot, but it's not quite the same as chaining you to the radio and forcing you to watch it.

1:09:07🔗 Caller No, I know that, but now I'm married now, and sometimes I feel like crying when I'm having sex in my head. And things like that, that I'm like, why the heck, I'm trying to figure out why, because I love him, and you know, he's good, and blah, blah, blah.

1:09:23🔗 Adam Sure, good times, yeah.

1:09:25🔗 Drew Yeah, being close to the parents' behavior like that can certainly have an effect on you, and also just having a mom who would have been sexually abused can have a rather profound effect on you, and then she's had a sort of other level of craziness that she layers on top of it.

1:09:36🔗 Adam Ah, they're into this bored and care thing. You're sleeping over there, you got a bunch of crazy people cravin in bags, runnin around, wanting jello, and the other thing is your parents are fighting all the time.

1:09:48🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a lot of stuff.

1:09:49🔗 Adam Yeah, the part about, and as usual, is what is usually the case here on Loveline, them, how often does that L train go by your house, by the way, every 45 seconds, 50 seconds?

1:10:02🔗 Caller Did you hear that?

1:10:03🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:03🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

1:10:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:04🔗 Caller I can't, I'm outside, so I never hear that.

1:10:06🔗 Drew It sounds like it's gonna run right down through your backyard.

1:10:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Crack the back door, so it doesn't knock it over. It's gonna go through the living room and then out the front door. All right. Here's the deal. Them having sex in front of you is sort of a symbol or almost like a-

1:10:23🔗 Drew Tip of the iceberg.

1:10:24🔗 Adam Yeah. But it's like you could encapsulate your whole relationship with them and your irresponsible, crampy parents who put upon you all the time by that one act.

1:10:32🔗 Caller Right.

1:10:32🔗 Adam But that ain't it. It's everything.

1:10:34🔗 Caller Right.

1:10:34🔗 Adam That's right. You understand?

1:10:36🔗 Drew As Adam has said in the past, that these things don't occur in a vacuum. It's not like they're perfect every day except one way they screw up.

1:10:44🔗 Adam Right. I think the sex part's not great, but that ain't as big a deal as the rest of your life with them. So get some therapy and try to start working it out, so you don't screw your own kids up.

1:10:57🔗 Drew By the way, you sound pretty good.

1:11:00🔗 Adam Yeah, you do.

1:11:01🔗 Drew They didn't do a half bad job.

1:11:03🔗 Caller Well, my brother and sister are pretty screwed up, so that makes sense.

1:11:08🔗 Drew Yeah, we all want to them.

1:11:09🔗 Adam Listen, everybody, here's everyone's mission. Here's what you owe the planet. You don't screw your kids up as much as you were screwed up. It's like, you know when they talk about preserving this for their kids, preserving that for their kids, you always hear these commercials talking about wanting clean air, wanting fossil fuel, wanting a good life and a good community, not wanting to live under the threat of nuclear attack, whatever that stuff is. This is the emotional version of that.

1:11:43🔗 Drew Right, preserve the emotional health of your children.

1:11:46🔗 Adam That's right. You're on the planet for 70, 75 years. Your job is to not screw up anyone, including your own, and leave your legacy in a little better shape than you were. That's it. All right, should we get back with the snore? Mike here.

1:12:02🔗 Drew Sure.

1:12:02🔗 Adam Talk to Dan.

1:12:04🔗 Drew Dan's the snore, isn't he?

1:12:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Dan has been on hold for now 82 minutes. You still think he's snoring?

1:12:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:12:15🔗 Drew Dan?

1:12:19🔗 Caller Dan? He's sleeping.

1:12:23🔗 Adam He suffered a stroke while he was on hold.

1:12:25🔗 Caller Dan?

1:12:29🔗 Adam Yeah, but he's not snoring anymore.

1:12:30🔗 Caller I know.

1:12:31🔗 Drew It's disturbing.

1:12:31🔗 Adam Do you think he stopped breathing or do you think the phone moved?

1:12:33🔗 Drew I think the phone moved.

1:12:34🔗 Adam Maybe he slipped in a rim?

1:12:36🔗 Caller No, the phone moved.

1:12:37🔗 Adam Okay. All right, we'll put him back on hold. He's been on hold for 83 minutes now. What the hell? I'd like it if he'd start snoring again though. It's entertaining. Amanda?

1:12:46🔗 Yeah.

1:12:47🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:12:48🔗 Caller Yes, hello.

1:12:49🔗 Adam What's up?

1:12:51🔗 Caller Well, I guess you could say I'm addicted to sex.

1:12:54🔗 Adam All right.

1:12:54🔗 Caller How's that? I don't know.

1:12:57🔗 Caller I just...

1:12:58🔗 Caller Well, I lost my virginity last summer, like at the end in September. And then I was only one time. It was kind of a bad experience. I was like forced into having sex.

1:13:09🔗 Drew Why? What happened?

1:13:11🔗 Caller I was just... There was just people at my house, me and my best friends, some guys. And, you know, one thing led to another. And he's like, you know, he's like, you're a virgin. I'm like, yeah. He's like, well, let me have sex with you. And I'm like, you know, I don't really want to. I don't... I'm not ready for this. And he was older too. And...

1:13:26🔗 Drew How old?

1:13:27🔗 Caller 24.

1:13:28🔗 Drew Nice. And why did you have this guy just arrested and shot?

1:13:32🔗 Adam How old was the man at the time?

1:13:33🔗 Drew 16.

1:13:34🔗 Adam This was just recently?

1:13:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:13:36🔗 Caller It was in September.

1:13:37🔗 Drew She might have been 15, just judging by that pause.

1:13:40🔗 Adam How old were you? 15?

1:13:41🔗 Caller I was 16.

1:13:42🔗 Caller Alright.

1:13:47🔗 Caller I don't know. I just got sick of saying no to him, you know?

1:13:49🔗 Adam Oh, I love those guys.

1:13:51🔗 Caller And...

1:13:53🔗 Adam Come on, babe. I'll give you some crayons.

1:13:54🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much. And it only lasted a few minutes, but still I was like, you know, sex is sex. And then I didn't have sex with him.

1:14:03🔗 Adam The guy just had orgasm real fast?

1:14:05🔗 Caller No, he didn't actually.

1:14:06🔗 Adam Well, why did it only last a few minutes?

1:14:08🔗 Caller Because I told him to stop. I didn't like it. I wasn't, I didn't feel comfortable. I was scared.

1:14:13🔗 Adam Yeah, I can't believe he stopped.

1:14:15🔗 Drew Yeah, a guy like that.

1:14:16🔗 Caller I told him, I was like, please, you know. And so anyways.

1:14:19🔗 Adam Oh, what if you said please?

1:14:22🔗 Caller That was September. I didn't start having sex again until December. I was kind of seeing this guy for a few weeks. And just one night, one thing led to another. I was like real horny, you know, and I was just like, okay, you know, let's do it. And then ever since then, I just can't stop. I've had lots of partners.

1:14:40🔗 Caller How many?

1:14:41🔗 Caller Fourteen.

1:14:43🔗 Adam You're rolling pretty good for two, three month period.

1:14:47🔗 Caller Yeah, I know. And I like, I have a hard time saying no. And after every time, every new guy or whatever, I'm just like, okay, no more, no more. But the next night comes.

1:14:59🔗 Drew I think this is all sort of branching out from the original victimization, this rape that you had originally. And this is a common thing that women do. When they try to get mastery over something like that, they'll just do a bunch more. You know, exactly what circuit has opened up in your brain that caused you to do that, we really don't know. But I can tell you, it's common. It's probably not going to stop until you get some counseling. A great way, an effective way to sort of break this kind of cycle is a rape counseling group, women's group, that kind of thing. Really, does your high school have anything like that?

1:15:34🔗 Caller I'm not sure I can look into it.

1:15:35🔗 Drew You really should, because this isn't going to stop. You're going to keep feeling more ashamed and less worthwhile. But then you're going to do more of it because it's sort of more compelling, the worse you feel about yourself.

1:15:46🔗 Adam Listen, that's how your psyche is set up. I equate this to pie. I don't really do too many drugs or have too much sex or something. But I'll say, look, okay.

1:16:00🔗 Caller I don't have an addictive personality at all. I've never done any drugs before.

1:16:04🔗 Drew Well, so far, I don't have something that I would call addiction here.

1:16:09🔗 Adam All right. But Drew, what is that? You know that slide mentality, like you're on a diet, you're doing pretty good, you're thinking, oh yeah, I'm keeping up, I'm doing good, I'm doing good. And then somebody like brings over pie or something, and you either have none or the whole pie. Because you say, okay, I'm just going to have the piece, I'm going to break my diet, I'll just have the piece of pie. You eat the pie and it makes you feel just bad enough and just sort of like you slid enough to go, oh, screw it, game on, give me that pie. And now I'm actually taking whipped cream rectally at this point because I only have one orifice for the pie and I'm trying to get more whipped cream into my blood system. I'm actually shaking cans up and taking the whipped cream rectally as I spoon the pie into my mouth. And I'm eating more pie than I would ever eat.

1:17:05🔗 Drew And this could have been after like a two week diet, where you've been starving and suffering.

1:17:08🔗 Adam Just working out and feeling good. And so I-

1:17:11🔗 Drew And it doesn't stop with that pie.

1:17:13🔗 Adam No, now-

1:17:14🔗 Drew You're on a three day- No, game on.

1:17:15🔗 Adam You're slid. You're either on or you're off. And it's off. You're off.

1:17:20🔗 Drew That's about the way behavior is. There's momentum. There's momentum to doing good and there's momentum to doing bad.

1:17:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:17:26🔗 Drew And that's the way it is. And this is part of that.

1:17:29🔗 Adam All right. Let's- Drew?

1:17:31🔗 Drew Oh, that's nice. I like that.

1:17:32🔗 Adam You want to talk to Anonymous over here?

1:17:34🔗 Drew We haven't done this.

1:17:35🔗 Caller All right.

1:17:36🔗 Adam Let's talk to- Ashley. Ashley, you're 17. What's up?

1:17:41🔗 Caller Okay.

1:17:41🔗 Caller Well, to start, I was adopted when I was like four weeks old, I guess.

1:17:47🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:17:49🔗 Drew Is that accurate? You were four weeks old?

1:17:51🔗 Caller I think so.

1:17:52🔗 Caller Okay.

1:17:53🔗 Caller And I just recently met my birth mother for the first time in December and it's really great. She lives actually pretty close and I met the whole family and I feel really great about it and my parents were excited to let me do that because I had been really depressed and they weren't sure why and they thought maybe it was because I didn't know if I should meet them or not. Anyhow, like lately I've been really scared of being alone. Like I can't be alone in my room at night. I can't be alone during the day.

1:18:25🔗 Drew So somehow meeting this person has stirred up some very primitive feelings, huh?

1:18:31🔗 Caller I think so. I'm not really sure. Like I don't know how to overcome it. Like I always have to call friends or my mom has to be in the room with me or I just got a pet because like I felt so alone or I thought it would help me.

1:18:44🔗 Drew Then it's all good. Maybe this is, I suppose it could be a positive. Maybe this is your reworking this whole experience once and for all, you understand? Maybe you did experience something like this and sort of shut yourself off to it and now having this person back in your life has given you an opportunity to take a look at this all again and maybe deal with it in a healthier way as opposed to just...

1:19:04🔗 Caller But I don't think a lot of times it's not healthy. Like I'm really like my boyfriend, for instance, I'm extremely clingy.

1:19:12🔗 Drew I'm not saying you're behaving in a healthy manner right now. I'm just saying it's an opportunity to deal with it in a healthy way.

1:19:17🔗 Adam All right. So you think she was removed from her biological mother almost at birth, but yet there was some primitive biological bond, obviously, that you have genetically with your biological mother. That was removed. That laid dormant for many years. Then she met her biological mother and it was awoken.

1:19:38🔗 Drew Right.

1:19:39🔗 Caller I'm reading this book called The Primal Wound.

1:19:41🔗 Caller Have you heard of that?

1:19:41🔗 Drew Yeah. Not specific to that one, but I can imagine what that's about.

1:19:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:45🔗 Caller It's really great. I mean, a lot of it.

1:19:47🔗 Adam Yeah, you're 17. Why don't you read Pippi Longstocking?

1:19:52🔗 Caller That's a good book.

1:19:54🔗 Drew Here's the thing, Ashley, about reading books is it gives you an intellectual sort of framework to understand what's going on with you, but it does nothing to correct the problem.

1:20:01🔗 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:20:02🔗 Drew You need to be with another person, processing this in a very careful, intimate way.

1:20:08🔗 Adam Not your boyfriend.

1:20:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I was going to ask because I'm extremely clean.

1:20:14🔗 Drew Get a therapist.

1:20:15🔗 Caller Everything has become about sex and everything. Like I'm way too crazy with him.

1:20:19🔗 Drew Get a therapist. This is your chance.

1:20:21🔗 Caller I have a therapist. It's not, but it's not really working out.

1:20:23🔗 Drew You're talking, is it here or she?

1:20:24🔗 Caller She.

1:20:25🔗 Drew You're talking to her about these feelings?

1:20:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:27🔗 Drew I bet you, I bet it's because you're in therapy that you're starting to have these feelings. You would probably, they'd be too dangerous, I suspect, if you were not in therapy.

1:20:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, if you're in pain, it doesn't mean it's not working out. It means you may be getting to something.

1:20:41🔗 Drew And the point is, it is working. That's why you're having these feelings.

1:20:43🔗 Caller All right.

1:20:44🔗 Adam I got a feeling like I got to take a leak. So we will take ourselves a little break.

1:20:48🔗 Drew You'll need to be connected with another person when you carry out that dangerous and painful act.

1:20:53🔗 Adam That's you, baby.

1:20:54🔗 Caller I'm going to be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:21:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:21:04🔗 Caller Loveline.

1:21:05🔗 Adam I'm Adam. That is Drew. We're going to keep going on the phones here tonight, make fun of some more of the kids. Chris?

1:21:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:15🔗 Adam What's up?

1:21:16🔗 Caller Well, before I ask my question, I just got one thing to say. Because I've been listening to you guys for about six months, and I used to think that Adam, you were a cool guy, right? But after I heard the little butt-kissing of the white Republicans earlier, I don't know if that's true anymore.

1:21:35🔗 Drew What the hell is he talking about?

1:21:36🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:21:38🔗 Caller I don't know if it's the stonecutters, to quote from the Simpsons, or the Masons.

1:21:44🔗 Adam Oh, the Masons.

1:21:45🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I thought you were someone that agreed that the world is a pretty crappy place, right?

1:21:52🔗 Adam Well, no.

1:21:53🔗 Caller If these guys are running it, wouldn't that make them responsible?

1:21:56🔗 Adam Well, first off, I don't think the world is a pretty crappy place.

1:22:00🔗 Caller You say that every day.

1:22:02🔗 Adam I think there's a lot of room for improvement, but I think this country is better than just about any other country on the planet. I think there's a lot of guys. You're founding father types. You're Ben Franklin's and you're...

1:22:15🔗 Caller You're Bill Clinton.

1:22:16🔗 Adam And I don't know... Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson. I don't know if Clinton was a Freemason or not. I don't know his history. I've never heard him associated with that group. And Clinton's a Democrat, by the way. So I'm not quite sure what your...

1:22:30🔗 Caller It's all the same kind of thing. I mean, these are the guys running the show, right?

1:22:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:22:37🔗 Drew What happened to Chris?

1:22:39🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Chris, look around the world. Check out some of the other folks running the show.

1:22:44🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

1:22:44🔗 Adam Yeah. See how they're doing over there.

1:22:47🔗 Caller Well, yeah. The whole thing is kind of messed up. But, you know, I thought that, you know, you're normally a guy that... What happened to Chris?

1:22:54🔗 Caller The big question there.

1:22:56🔗 Adam I don't know. Listen, I don't have a problem...

1:22:58🔗 Caller That's not my question.

1:22:59🔗 Adam I don't have a problem with everyone who's in a position of power. Just because they're in a position of power. I don't have a problem with the president because he's the president, or the governor because he's the governor. They may make some decisions...

1:23:13🔗 Caller They have way too much. Well, people have way too much.

1:23:16🔗 Adam What are you saying?

1:23:18🔗 Caller Well, the abusers and all that stuff. You know, people have been doing that for forever.

1:23:23🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. Listen...

1:23:25🔗 Caller That's not my question.

1:23:26🔗 Adam All right. All right. But listen, a lot of you screwballs got a lot of theories about the man.

1:23:31🔗 Caller I am not a screwball. I'm not a screwball.

1:23:33🔗 Adam All right. All right. What the hell do you want?

1:23:35🔗 Caller What Annie means. Well, my question was... All right. My sister has... She's been going out with this chick, not for very long. And we went out drinking the other night.

1:23:43🔗 Drew Say that again. Your sister's going to go out with the girl.

1:23:45🔗 Adam She's a lesbian.

1:23:47🔗 Caller My sister is a lesbian, yeah.

1:23:48🔗 Adam Right.

1:23:49🔗 Caller And she was going out with this chick. And we went out. We actually went to karaoke. And it was fine. But we ended up drinking too much. And I had to...

1:23:55🔗 Drew I'm talking about Chris's parents.

1:23:56🔗 Caller And my sister went home. And, you know, I was like, You have to give your girlfriend a ride home. Whatever. And we ended up in my house. And having sex.

1:24:06🔗 Adam All right. Great. You must be good looking. Are you a good looking guy?

1:24:10🔗 Caller Not really.

1:24:11🔗 Adam Oh, man. How do you get laid?

1:24:13🔗 Caller I make a lot of money.

1:24:13🔗 Adam Oh, all right. What business are you in?

1:24:17🔗 Caller I'm a software engineer.

1:24:18🔗 Adam All right. Do you have hippie parents?

1:24:22🔗 Caller Do I have hippie parents? No, my parents are dicks.

1:24:25🔗 Drew No kidding. No kidding.

1:24:26🔗 Adam I'm going against the man.

1:24:28🔗 Caller Go figure.

1:24:29🔗 Drew Well, I mean, you figure the world is an awful place. Everyone authority is this.

1:24:32🔗 Caller What is an awful place?

1:24:34🔗 Adam All right. Hey, hey, kill yourself.

1:24:36🔗 Caller I'm not going to kill.

1:24:37🔗 Adam Why not?

1:24:38🔗 Caller Because I'm not going to give up. Why?

1:24:39🔗 Adam It's an awful place. I don't think it's an awful place.

1:24:42🔗 Caller You're around and wait to die.

1:24:43🔗 Drew But the point is your sister.

1:24:45🔗 Adam Listen, kill yourself if the world's an awful place. Do the math. Do the math, you genius.

1:24:52🔗 Drew My concern is your sister picks this idiot to be her girlfriend. And this woman that you've had sex with is a bad person. She's not worthy of your sister's affections. You have certainly violated your sister's trust. Take a look at yourself and your role in whether or not you should or shouldn't be trusted. And I understand you guys came from a terrible family system. It had to be that she would pick this kind of a person, that you would think the world and everyone in authority are bad. Just look inside yourself and see if you can find a more realistic appraisal system for reality. Be able to stay connected with reality. Be able to understand how people work. Be able to understand what is and is not good in people. Because there's both in everybody.

1:25:38🔗 Adam GIO All right. You got the weekend coming up. Come on, enjoy.

1:25:41🔗 Caller Well, of course, there was the mason jar in her ass.

1:25:48🔗 Adam It wasn't that guy.

1:25:49🔗 Drew It wasn't bogus.

1:25:51🔗 Adam No. I was just trying to squeeze a little something in at the end. Listen, if you really think the world is a horrible place, you should kill yourself. I mean, I know you don't condone that, but like I'm saying, if you're not depressed, you just are convinced the world is horrible and you live on the planet, you should remove yourself. Do the math. You know what I'm saying?

1:26:10🔗 Drew Yeah, but here's his thing. Everyone else is horrible. I'm great.

1:26:15🔗 Adam All right.

1:26:15🔗 Caller That's his deal.

1:26:16🔗 Adam Well, he's going to make the world a better place. Mike?

1:26:19🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:26:20🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:26:22🔗 Drew You should put him in charge is the thing.

1:26:24🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. That'd be great.

1:26:27🔗 Drew But that's his thinking.

1:26:28🔗 Adam Right. All right. What's up there, Mike?

1:26:30🔗 Caller I've called Apollo after that last one. Yeah. I had a question for you guys. You see, I was molested when I was young. And let's see, since I've been dating, since I was about 16, I always end up with rape victims or girls that have been molested by their family.

1:26:45🔗 Drew Well, that makes sense, right? Good times. Good times.

1:26:47🔗 Caller No, not really.

1:26:48🔗 Drew That doesn't make... Well, but it makes sense, though, doesn't it?

1:26:50🔗 Caller It makes sense, but I don't understand why this keeps happening.

1:26:53🔗 Drew Well, that part of you that was so desperately hurt, if you see that piece in someone else, your sort of impulse is to rescue them or to prevent them from having that experience lest it evokes something in you.

1:27:09🔗 Caller You see, that's exactly what... I had a little bit of therapy and that's exactly what she said.

1:27:13🔗 Drew Yeah, but you're not in touch with that yet, huh?

1:27:15🔗 Adam Well, he's 19, cut him some slack. Who molested you?

1:27:19🔗 Caller A neighbor, basically.

1:27:22🔗 Adam How long did this go on?

1:27:23🔗 Caller When I was two till about 10 or 11.

1:27:25🔗 Drew So male or female?

1:27:26🔗 Caller Male.

1:27:27🔗 Adam Wow.

1:27:27🔗 Drew Did you have sexual identity problems?

1:27:29🔗 Caller No, not really.

1:27:30🔗 Adam Really? Yeah, that means you got a lot of straight in you.

1:27:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:34🔗 Adam Because it's hard to keep it straight when you get bent.

1:27:36🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I mean, there's also problems. It's not just the dating of the girls. It's like how I get in fistfights with people that are date rapists that I know at school and stuff like that.

1:27:46🔗 Drew Good. Yeah, we're behind you. Yeah. I'd like to deploy you, maybe.

1:27:51🔗 Adam Hey, Mike, how come this went on for seven, eight years? I mean, your folks, they didn't know.

1:28:00🔗 Caller Well, they didn't know. It was the son of their best friends. They live next door to each other. And it basically stopped when we moved.

1:28:08🔗 Adam And so these kids were your age?

1:28:11🔗 Caller No, he was about nine, ten years older than me.

1:28:14🔗 Caller Oh, beautiful.

1:28:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:16🔗 Adam Bad times.

1:28:17🔗 Caller And my parents know now, but they're concerned with me being OK with dating these girls. I mean, it's not my choice. I mean, it is and it isn't, you know?

1:28:27🔗 Adam Mike, Mike, let me let me tell you something. You're fine. You got hurdles to overcome. You got work to do. But you're 19. You sound very clear headed. You're ahead of the game. You're working on yourself. Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna, because you're past, you're gonna make a few mistakes. You, I don't see any problems for you in the future.

1:28:49🔗 Caller All right, so I should just keep beating up on the bad guys out there.

1:28:52🔗 Adam You're 19 and you got a lot of extra energy and more because your neighbor gave you a little sum. You keep work, keep focusing on what you know is your problem and you'll be fine. Listen, a lot of, a lot of you folks started off in a little bit of a ditch, but the ones of you who realize you start off in a ditch will be out higher than the rest of us faster, who don't realize where we are and don't care. You know what I mean?

1:29:19🔗 Drew If you've got that engine going to change.

1:29:23🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, it's like the athlete who may not have the vertical leap in the foot speed, but he realizes it and he works harder than the guy who has some of the more natural abilities and at the end of his career, has achieved more.

1:29:39🔗 Caller Right.

1:29:40🔗 Adam Not because of what he had naturally, but what he was trying to overcome.

1:29:44🔗 Drew Right.

1:29:45🔗 Adam So where are we going here, Drew? Oh, your thing fell off. There we go. Cody?

1:29:49🔗 Caller Yeah. Hi.

1:29:50🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

1:29:51🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, me and my girlfriend just recently started having sexual relations and she said that her mom and her sister couldn't have babies unless they took pills. And her mom's a nurse and she said they, well, she would have to take pills too.

1:30:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Those are quail eggs. So you can have sex with them.

1:30:10🔗 Drew What is the pill?

1:30:12🔗 Caller I'm not sure. She didn't tell me, but she said that she could not get pregnant and that she didn't want me to wear a condom.

1:30:19🔗 Drew Well, I wouldn't rely on that. I would assume she can't get pregnant. There's nothing.

1:30:23🔗 Adam I never heard any pills.

1:30:25🔗 Drew Well, she may be having difficulty ovulating or something, but still she can get pregnant.

1:30:29🔗 Caller Yeah, because her mom's like a nurse.

1:30:32🔗 Drew But your girlfriend's 16. She can get pregnant.

1:30:34🔗 Adam Yeah, all that. When I hear mom's a nurse, I hear crazy. When I hear nurse, I replace nurse with crazy. That's what I hear, crazy.

1:30:41🔗 Drew My mom's a crazy?

1:30:42🔗 Adam My mom's a crazy. She's currently in crazy school. She's crazying a bad head cold. That'd be nursing. All right, hey, Cody? Yeah. You find out exactly what the pill is and what the deal is. Wear condom.

1:30:56🔗 Drew Just wear condom.

1:30:57🔗 Adam All right. All right, buddy?

1:30:59🔗 Caller OK.

1:30:59🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:00🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:31:01🔗 Drew You're on the pill.

1:31:01🔗 Caller All right.

1:31:02🔗 Adam Medium times. Medium times. All right, we'll take a break.

1:31:05🔗 Caller We'll be back.

1:31:07🔗 Caller This is your radio. Radio. Loveline will be right back.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Why can't everyone just be like us?

1:31:14🔗 Caller Sure.

1:31:15🔗 Drew Be so nice. Yeah.

1:31:16🔗 Adam Yeah. I want to thank Lauren for doing a great job on the phones and the coffee all week long and Sarah for doing a good job in that department as well. Of course, engineer Anderson for sliding them potentiometers up and downs and doing a wonderful job. Let's see if Cody, our sleeping caller, has been on hold. Oh, it is a different person.

1:31:38🔗 Drew He's gone, man. He's gone.

1:31:39🔗 Adam All right. Whatever good I said about Anderson, let's just retract that. Can we drop that? Yeah. Okay.

1:31:45🔗 Drew What do we have on Sunday coming?

1:31:46🔗 Adam Hit the dump button. We got a bunch of chicks from the Three Sisters Show on NBC.

1:31:52🔗 Drew Good times. And David Allen, is that one of the chicks?

1:31:56🔗 Adam Okay.

1:31:58🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:31:59🔗 Adam People from a TV show we're not that interested in are going to be in here to talk about whatever it is they talk about. That's the show.

1:32:06🔗 Caller Okay.

1:32:07🔗 Adam I brought it up. You understand the routine now? All right. And our job is to act interested in not only them, but our show. All right?

1:32:16🔗 Caller All right.

1:32:16🔗 Adam Unless their publicist is listening, in which case they will not be.

1:32:19🔗 Caller All right.

1:32:20🔗 Adam So until next time, is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew? I want to thank Producer Ann, too, who is not here, out of sight, out of mind. She did a great job all week. So until next time, Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo.

1:32:31🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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