Wednesday, February 28, 2001

0:53🔗 Voiceover And Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

0:58🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LE-191. Facts number. All right, right. I mean, right, Drew. Here, get a Sharpie, Drew.

1:10🔗 Drew 854-4455.

1:11🔗 Adam I know, but let's go color that thing in right now, because I can't see it from here.

1:14🔗 Drew You had it memorized two weeks ago when they changed the number on you.

1:17🔗 Adam Oh, it's an old number.

1:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18🔗 Adam All right, well, let's take that down, then it's going to confuse me. Shaggy, oh, wait a minute. Let me, before I get into Shaggy Decker, a board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Now, Shaggy, one of Drew's favorite guests.

1:30🔗 Drew No, no, not one of my favorite. My favorite musician, Parrot.

1:33🔗 Adam Drew's favorite musician and one of his favorite guests.

1:37🔗 Drew Yes.

1:38🔗 Adam That's what I was saying there, Drew.

1:39🔗 Drew So much so, last time I was in here, Maxi Priest was in here. You weren't in here, Adam. Chris Hardwick was filling in.

1:44🔗 Adam Right.

1:44🔗 Drew One of your many vacations, you know. Some people are here doing God's work, but Shaggy was here with Maxi Priest, and I was gushing over Shaggy. Maxi Priest stormed out of here and was piecing agitated in the street.

1:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, Drew, you're an abrasive fellow. People don't tell you to your face because they're intimidated, but you're a real pain in the ass. Where's Maggie? Maggie. Maggie. I'm going to have a long night.

2:09🔗 Shaggy Where's Maggie come from, man?

2:10🔗 Adam Where's Maxi Priest from?

2:12🔗 Shaggy He's actually English, but he's Jamaican parentage.

2:15🔗 Adam I see. And Shaggy, we're just talking to off the air, and I was born in Jamaica, and it splits its time between New York and Jamaica. And I love that Jamaica. I don't know how you could live there.

2:27🔗 Shaggy Oh, it's a beautiful place, man. Sit on the beach, have the sun, hit the trees, cover your sun-baked bikini babes.

2:35🔗 Adam I'd have skin cancer and colon cancer and lung cancer in about the first six months I was there, and they just bury me on the sand.

2:43🔗 Shaggy You probably wouldn't get any of the above.

2:45🔗 Adam Oh, my God, that place is great. And Shaggy, I've seen on Saturday Night Live last week, and Letterman, Leno, and what are you doing tomorrow?

2:57🔗 Shaggy Well, I was in Rosie today. Do you see me?

2:58🔗 Adam Oh, Rosie. No, I missed Rosie. I taped it, though. I'll watch it when I get back.

3:02🔗 Drew Is that out here?

3:04🔗 Shaggy Yeah. Well, you know, I think it comes on later on in the day, right?

3:08🔗 Adam I have no idea.

3:09🔗 Shaggy I know on the East Coast it comes in the morning, but I think on the West Coast it's like in the afternoon or whatnot.

3:14🔗 Adam So this is, I mean, everyone knew who Shaggy was before this album, Hotshot, but it seems like this is, you're breaking out.

3:21🔗 Shaggy Well, you know, there were some people, well, Drew knew who that was. There were a few people that didn't. And I think by now they got it now. I mean, it's in their face. Yeah.

3:35🔗 Adam And that's, is that what you're looking for?

3:37🔗 Shaggy I just want, I want this music to be in people's households. You know what I mean?

3:42🔗 Adam But coming, and I understand that, but I'm going to ask a question, and it sounds strange, but coming from Jamaica, and I've been to Jamaica, and it's a beautiful, laid-back place, and you just, it's a slow life, and you unwind, and you like it that way. Now you're jetting back and forth, East Coast, West Coast, call times, make up the whole thing, performance, rehearsals.

4:02🔗 Shaggy Right.

4:03🔗 Adam How's that doing with you?

4:04🔗 Shaggy But I've been doing that since, what, 1991. You know, it was a roller coaster ride then, with Oh Carolina, because I've always been lucky enough to get huge songs.

4:13🔗 Adam Right.

4:14🔗 Shaggy You know, Oh Carolina was a huge hit, especially outside of America. And I, you know, one minute I'll be on top of the pops, the next minute I'll be back in New York doing, you know, some gig in a club or whatever.

4:25🔗 Adam And do you record in Jamaica or do you record in New York?

4:28🔗 Shaggy I record both places, both in Jamaica. We have three recording studios, one in Jamaica, one in New York and two in New York.

4:33🔗 Adam What can't you get in Jamaica that you can get in New York and vice versa? I think they have weed in New York now, don't they? Didn't we send some over to New York last year?

4:46🔗 Shaggy It all depends on the type of weed, though.

4:49🔗 Adam Well, that's true.

4:50🔗 Shaggy But, no, I think it's just a vibe. I write better in Jamaica, but I like the mix in. And there's a team of people that I work with. And some of the team is in New York and some of it is in Jamaica. And it depends on who is doing what at what time and where the idea starts from to where it ends up.

5:11🔗 Adam Right. And do you have people from New York come out to the Jamaican studio?

5:15🔗 Shaggy To Jamaica sometimes, right.

5:16🔗 Adam That's the gig. Listen, I play a pretty mean cowbell. So next time you hit the Jamaican studio, you may want to give me a ring.

5:23🔗 Shaggy Yeah, I just might need that in a song one of these days. Can you hold a tune?

5:28🔗 Adam Well, I'm like Tracy from the Partridge family.

5:31🔗 Drew You rub the stick over that wooden serrated fish.

5:33🔗 Adam That wooden fish.

5:34🔗 Yeah.

5:37🔗 Adam Yeah, if it worked. Yeah, I'll be in charge of scoring weed or reaming pipes or scraping resins or whatever it is.

5:44🔗 Drew Let's hear a song. So you want to hear one now? People have been hearing it lately and really understand who Shaggy is.

5:50🔗 Adam Well, I think he's been all over the place in the last two weeks, but we can hear a Shaggy song if you want. Anderson, how are you feeling over there? Are you cued up? Are you ready to go? All right, this is off of Hot Shot and this is Leave It To Me. That is Shaggy off of Hotshot. It is out, and so is Shaggy, and we will hop on the phones and get the show rolling by speaking to Henry, who's 20. Henry?

9:50🔗 Hi.

9:50🔗 Adam What's up?

9:52🔗 I have like three problems. I have that by my testicles. Like when I go play, when I play basketball or play some other games like that, then after the game, I feel like some pain in my testicles.

10:05🔗 Drew Do you wear support? Like a jockstrap?

10:08🔗 No.

10:09🔗 Drew Why don't you start doing that?

10:10🔗 Wait. When I was young, I had like surgery done to my right pysicle.

10:15🔗 Drew Had what?

10:16🔗 Surgery. When I was young.

10:17🔗 Drew Surgery.

10:18🔗 Adam Is that what he said?

10:19🔗 Drew Good translation.

10:20🔗 Adam Yeah, it's pretty good, man. Keep you around, Shane.

10:22🔗 Drew For what problem?

10:24🔗 I don't know. Those strings in there that hold the balls, doesn't like to tangle.

10:31🔗 Shaggy The string that holds your balls got tangled?

10:35🔗 Adam I heard the string that holds the balls did the tango. Didn't you hear that? Hey, Henry, where are you from?

10:42🔗 Nigeria.

10:43🔗 Adam Oh, okay. All right. You smoke a lot of weed or is that what everyone sounds like from Nigeria?

10:49🔗 No.

10:49🔗 Adam All right.

10:49🔗 Drew All right. Listen, you get what's called a torsion and they untwisted it for you, I'm sure. That can create some aching and whatnot afterwards, but especially if you're not wearing proper support when you're doing sports. So there's that. All right. So wear a jockstrap when you do sports.

11:03🔗 Adam Just wear the ball nugger underwear. Do you wear those?

11:06🔗 No, I don't.

11:07🔗 Adam What do you wear? Just play nude during the summer?

11:10🔗 I wear underwear with my boxers. Boxers. Oh, boxers. Yeah. Yeah. Listen.

11:15🔗 Shaggy Try briefs.

11:16🔗 Yeah.

11:17🔗 Adam Boxers are cool. I mean, they look cool.

11:21🔗 Shaggy They look cool, man.

11:22🔗 Adam Because when you get, if you ever see yourself in a mirror wearing boxers, you look a hell of a lot better than those tidy whities. But the boxers, they offer no support. They ride up your ass. And here's my main problem with the boxers. The fly always seems to be open.

11:38🔗 Shaggy That's right. For real.

11:39🔗 Drew Yeah. Stuff falls out.

11:40🔗 Shaggy You know, they got those new ones now with the elastic around the leg part. Yeah. Those are more comfortable.

11:47🔗 Drew Boxer briefs.

11:48🔗 Shaggy Boxer briefs. That's those.

11:49🔗 Adam They used to call them midways. Those I'm fine with.

11:52🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

11:52🔗 Adam They're like they're sort of like cycling shorts that are made out of cotton.

11:55🔗 Shaggy Right.

11:56🔗 Adam Those are the best.

11:57🔗 Shaggy Right.

11:57🔗 Adam But the boxers, that garage door opens and the Buick peeks out and it feels weird. And you know what's weird too?

12:03🔗 Drew It rubs.

12:04🔗 Adam Yeah. But even when it's not touching, you know when you stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit, you can feel your finger in your throat without it touching anything?

12:12🔗 Drew You gag before you.

12:13🔗 Adam You have a gag reflex even if there's nothing in it. When my penis hangs out of a fly hole, even if it's not making contact with anything, it feels weird.

12:22🔗 Drew You want to have the turtle retraction.

12:24🔗 Adam Yes.

12:24🔗 Drew I can feel it.

12:26🔗 Adam My penis has a gag reflex.

12:27🔗 Shaggy I'm surprised as hell that you could twist your balls. I didn't know that.

12:32🔗 Drew They twist the blood spleggots, cut off, thinking don't.

12:34🔗 Shaggy How did it happen? Too much sex?

12:35🔗 Drew No, no, no.

12:36🔗 Shaggy Is it when you're banging it, the banging and the swinging? No. How does it happen?

12:40🔗 Drew It just happens spontaneously to some people.

12:43🔗 Shaggy And it's supposed to hurt like hell, right?

12:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:45🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Everything with your balls hurts like hell. Your balls lands on a down comforter.

12:49🔗 Shaggy That's true, man. Yeah, for real. Anything touches it.

12:53🔗 Adam If someone honks a horn near your balls, it hurts.

12:55🔗 Shaggy Vibration. They speak as trouble.

12:57🔗 Adam Your balls can't.

13:00🔗 Yeah.

13:01🔗 Adam You're 24.

13:02🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

13:03🔗 Adam What's up?

13:04🔗 Caller Okay. This sounds really stupid, but I cannot come. And I'm like wondering like what's wrong with me. I mean, I can make myself come playing with myself.

13:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:14🔗 Caller But like when I have actual intercourse, it just doesn't happen. I've never had an orgasm or anything.

13:21🔗 Drew That's very common.

13:22🔗 Shaggy Get a real man.

13:25🔗 Caller Well, I've had different men, but not that sounded really wrong. But you know what I mean?

13:30🔗 Adam Yeah. But what about, you know, what about oral sex? Does that work on you? Nope.

13:36🔗 Drew Really?

13:37🔗 Adam Never has, huh?

13:38🔗 Caller No, it hasn't. And I don't know if like something's wrong.

13:41🔗 Drew Has anyone done it satisfactorily?

13:44🔗 Adam Well, apparently not. Well, what do you want? A glowing review? No orgasm.

13:50🔗 Drew The point is the technique wasn't there.

13:52🔗 Adam Yeah. But I'm saying she hasn't had an orgasm that way. So I'm guessing no one's done a satisfactory job. Kat?

13:58🔗 Caller Yes.

13:58🔗 Adam How do you give yourself the orgasm?

14:01🔗 Drew Um, water technique?

14:04🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

14:04🔗 Adam Dr. Drew, just be quiet.

14:06🔗 Drew I'm talking to you, Adam.

14:08🔗 Adam How does it, how do you do it?

14:10🔗 Caller I rub my clit.

14:11🔗 Adam I see. All right.

14:12🔗 Caller Sometimes I bring my toy and that works, but.

14:15🔗 Adam But you can do it without your toy.

14:17🔗 Shaggy So the toy, the toy does it, but the man can't do it?

14:21🔗 Caller Yes. And I don't understand why.

14:23🔗 Adam But you can, you can do it without your toy, too.

14:26🔗 Caller Yes.

14:27🔗 Adam All right. So there's hope.

14:28🔗 Drew When I bring the toy into them.

14:30🔗 Adam You can do that. Let the guy go down on you and put it up his ass. I agree with Drew. No. Let the guy do with his tongue what you're doing with your finger. And I bet you have an orgasm.

14:43🔗 Caller See, but that's the weird thing is that I've tried that. And I told him, you know, word that and whatever and for some reason, it just doesn't feel as good as it ends.

14:53🔗 Drew Wait a minute. How many times did that guy, we had to actually instruct him where your couturus was? How many times did you try it with him?

14:59🔗 Shaggy He probably can't find it.

15:00🔗 Drew He couldn't. He's a retard.

15:02🔗 Shaggy Well, that's why I said it earlier. Get yourself a real man.

15:06🔗 Drew The guy does not know where the couturus is. I don't understand how he could possibly.

15:09🔗 Shaggy Get a Jamaican, man. Stomping, banging properly.

15:13🔗 Adam He'll fall asleep right on you. You disguise your vagina like a bong and he'll go at it.

15:21🔗 Drew It's not you. Listen, Cap. Do not expect to have it during intercourse. That's an expectation you should get rid of for a while. It may happen someday.

15:28🔗 Adam All of you, listen to Drew. Don't even think about it. You're setting the bar way too high. But there's no excuse for a woman not having an orgasm with oral sex if and they're hooked up with the right guy or Jamaican guy, right?

15:43🔗 Drew That's right. And the fact that she can do it with herself with a toy, she can recreate all that.

15:47🔗 Adam She can do it with her, no, she said she can do it with her finger.

15:50🔗 Drew Oh, I know.

15:51🔗 Adam Okay, Drew, you really make it compelling. The point, the toy does not make a point.

15:55🔗 Drew The point is she can recreate it either by bringing the toy in or with her finger. Or with her finger.

16:00🔗 Adam Yeah, because the vibrator does not make a good point. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay.

16:06🔗 Steve, how are you doing?

16:07🔗 Adam You're 16.

16:09🔗 Caller Adam, you were gone for two days, too long.

16:11🔗 Adam Thank you. What's up?

16:13🔗 Caller Shaggy, I've been listening to you for like five years.

16:15🔗 Shaggy Oh, thanks, man.

16:17🔗 Caller Yeah, I built up like this habit. I mean, I started doing it like once every month, like a year ago, but the last two weeks, maybe months, I've, you know, the bottle, maybe half a bottle, depends on how much money I have. I'll drink Pepto-Bismol.

16:31🔗 Caller Why?

16:32🔗 Caller I just, I like the taste.

16:34🔗 Caller Wow.

16:35🔗 Caller Yeah. Really?

16:36🔗 Adam You can't just take some chalk and some sweet and low and make yourself a nice cocktail, save some money. Yeah.

16:43🔗 Caller No, I just, I don't know, I got turned on by the taste last time I had heartburn. It's like, you know, whoa, this tastes good. And I've been drinking like it was Coke, you know?

16:53🔗 Drew Well, why don't you not do that? It's bismuth, a lot of it. And it turns your stool black and...

16:56🔗 Caller Yeah, it does that. It's kind of cool, but...

16:59🔗 Adam It's cool. Well, wait a minute. Pepto-Bismol is a bismuth?

17:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:05🔗 Adam And what is that? Is it a... Is it a kind of a...

17:10🔗 Drew A heavy metal?

17:10🔗 Adam Like an earth or a heavy metal or something like that? And what's it do?

17:15🔗 Drew It coats the stomach, basically.

17:17🔗 Adam All right. And what will duty over the long term?

17:19🔗 Drew I don't know. I don't know of any... I've ever heard of bismuth toxicity, but it can't be good. It just can't be. I can't imagine that it would be. But I don't know of any specific syndromes associated with overdose.

17:30🔗 Shaggy I think you need to stop. Can you stop, though? Do you need help for this to stop?

17:37🔗 Caller You know how you get in the habit of drinking a soda every day with lunch? That's what this has turned into.

17:44🔗 Shaggy Yeah, but I could stop drinking soda whenever I feel like it. I'm just saying.

17:47🔗 Caller I could probably stop. I just wanted to know...

17:49🔗 Shaggy It don't sound good, though, bro.

17:50🔗 Drew I don't believe you're not getting something else out of this.

17:54🔗 Caller The only thing I get out of it besides the taste is it's kind of cool you're looking at John and, you know, hey...

17:58🔗 Shaggy So you're looking at John and he's black, and you're like, I can't believe it.

18:02🔗 Drew What else? Anything else you get out of it?

18:04🔗 Caller It's just that taste.

18:06🔗 Caller You know, I like taste.

18:07🔗 Adam Hold on. That taste can be found other places. Because it's sort of a kind of a licorice kind of flavor.

18:14🔗 Drew Why don't you get onto Milanta or Maylocks? Why don't you take that stuff?

18:17🔗 Adam Well, that's the point.

18:18🔗 Caller It's the same stuff, isn't it, Drew?

18:19🔗 Drew No, it's quite different.

18:20🔗 Caller It is? So Maylocks would be safer?

18:23🔗 Drew No, it's just different and I'm just wondering why if it's the... My point being is if it's about the taste, why haven't you found other things that taste like that?

18:30🔗 Shaggy Yeah, just get a milkshake, man.

18:32🔗 Adam Well, this is working for him. But you know how it is.

18:35🔗 Drew I mean, he's working for him.

18:36🔗 Shaggy What do you mean he's working for him? What is it working for you doing? What does it do for you, though? Besides the taste? I mean, you could get that taste anywhere.

18:44🔗 Caller That's the only place I really found that distinct taste that I like. But, you know, like I said, I like the taste and it's easy to combine.

18:52🔗 Drew I wonder if he has an eating disorder or something else going on.

18:54🔗 Adam You got anything else? What else do you eat or don't you eat?

18:57🔗 Caller I eat like a horse and I don't really not eat anything.

19:04🔗 Adam This guy is like a goat. He just gets in this stuff and starts devouring it. He chewed through a mop handle last week. Hey, Steve, stop it, all right?

19:16🔗 Shaggy Yeah, just stop, man. It don't sound healthy, bro.

19:19🔗 Caller All right, I'll try and use some chocolate. All right, Adam?

19:21🔗 Adam Yeah, use some chocolate. Take some chocolate, some sweet and low, and some milk and mix it up.

19:28🔗 Drew You know, I wonder, here's another one. People, when they become anemic, when they become iron deficient, get very strange cravings. Idleys get rice cravings and they'll chew ice and they'll eat ashes out of an ash tray.

19:39🔗 Adam Right.

19:40🔗 Drew And I wonder if this is something to do with that. So Steve, you might want to consider that maybe this is something to do with anemia.

19:45🔗 Adam You're saying if a guy, he may be craving this because he needs some component in it. So maybe he should get himself checked out.

19:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:53🔗 Shaggy Have you done that though? Did you go to the doctor?

19:55🔗 Caller Hold on.

19:55🔗 Adam Steve?

19:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:56🔗 Drew Did you hear that?

19:57🔗 Shaggy Did you go to the doctor, Steve?

19:59🔗 Caller No. The last time I was at the doctor was for my physical for football.

20:02🔗 Drew Did they do a blood test on you?

20:05🔗 Caller I think they ran a blood test a couple of years ago, but this year it can't happen.

20:09🔗 Drew That would be sort of a path to go down, maybe one or three.

20:13🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm fine. The only thing I have wrong with me permanently is seasonal allergies.

20:17🔗 Drew You haven't been bleeding from anywhere?

20:20🔗 Caller Every few months I'll wake up and I'll have a nosebleed, but that's it.

20:24🔗 Drew I wonder if you got a little iron deficient from that. Try to take some iron supplements for a while, for a couple of weeks, see if some of this craving for that weird stuff doesn't go away.

20:32🔗 Caller I've got a well-balanced diet, though.

20:34🔗 Drew If you're really actually losing blood, you've got to supplement with iron.

20:38🔗 Caller It only happens like, you know, maybe...

20:40🔗 Adam All right, all right. All right, listen. Go drink three gallons of it and kill yourself. Who cares? Jesus Christ. People call the show. They've got a question, and then they start arguing. Yeah, take an iron supplement. Well, I don't know. It's like, all right, then don't take it, you idiot. Why do I care? Just don't argue with the doctor when he tells you to take a goddamn vitamin. Please? Can we... These guys are arguing over vitamins. Just take the vitamin. You blow eight bucks a day on Pepto-Bismol. Take the goddamn vitamin.

21:10🔗 Drew Not that everyone should be taking an iron because you can easily overload an iron, but just in that case, if he's not going to get checked out, it's something to try.

21:17🔗 Adam Chad?

21:18🔗 Yeah.

21:19🔗 Adam You're 21. What's up?

21:20🔗 Caller Well, I'm on Depakote for migraines. I think I'm taking 250 milligrams a day, twice a day. And I've lost all sex drive and I'm having some other weird side effects too.

21:29🔗 Caller What else?

21:31🔗 Caller Like hallucinations.

21:33🔗 Drew Hallucinations?

21:34🔗 Yeah.

21:34🔗 Drew Of what?

21:36🔗 Just like shadows and that kind of stuff.

21:38🔗 Adam What do you got going on there? Copy your machine?

21:41🔗 Oh, I'm at work.

21:41🔗 I'm sorry.

21:42🔗 Adam All right. What is that?

21:44🔗 That is actually a computer, believe it or not.

21:46🔗 Drew Wow. It's like one of those old computers from My Journey of Janey. You know, with the tapes, they're going two different directions.

21:53🔗 Yeah, that's actually a UPS.

21:56🔗 It's like a battery backup kind of thing.

21:57🔗 But anyways.

21:58🔗 Adam All right, buddy.

21:59🔗 Drew Remember those old NASA computers?

22:02🔗 Yeah.

22:03🔗 Adam What do you, what should he do, Drew?

22:07🔗 Drew Do you want any other medicine?

22:09🔗 No, I'm not.

22:10🔗 Drew Have you talked to your doctor about stopping the depakote?

22:12🔗 Caller Yes, I have. He put me on a tenol.

22:14🔗 Drew A tenolol?

22:15🔗 Yeah.

22:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

22:16🔗 And it didn't help at all.

22:18🔗 Drew And didn't stop the depakote or did it?

22:20🔗 Caller The migraines were there, but it did stop the symptoms.

22:22🔗 Drew Did he stop the depakote or not?

22:24🔗 He did.

22:25🔗 Drew Are you having liver problems with the depakote?

22:27🔗 Caller No.

22:28🔗 Drew Are they checking for that?

22:29🔗 Yeah.

22:30🔗 Drew All right.

22:30🔗 Adam So what is this depakote for? Headaches?

22:32🔗 Drew Yeah, it's not a great headache medicine. It's a medicine for seizures and bipolar, manic depressive.

22:38🔗 Adam Why are they giving them that?

22:39🔗 Drew Maybe it's a headache medicine too. It's sort of a slop shot for headaches. If he was having a lot of bad side effects, I wouldn't go keep going.

22:45🔗 Adam So go to the doctor and get a new prescription, right?

22:47🔗 Drew Start something else, yep.

22:48🔗 Adam All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Shaggy's our guest tonight. When we come back, we'll speak to Mary. Mary's 15, got oral sex for the first time, hated it. And all right, just erasing stuff off the board as I read it. Thanks, baby. Good times. Good work. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back. Hey everybody, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Shaggy's our guest tonight. Hot Shot is the name of the CD. Shaggy splits his time between Jamaica and New York, and even though you can tell you're Jamaican, you don't have a very thick accent.

23:36🔗 Shaggy I'm not speaking to a Jamaican though.

23:38🔗 Adam Oh, you can slide right into it.

23:39🔗 Shaggy Yeah, man, I say, I'm a rule boy, everything all right, nice. Uh-huh.

23:45🔗 Adam Could I have some more podcasts?

23:46🔗 Shaggy Yeah, you know.

23:46🔗 Drew There were some words in Oh Carolina that I didn't understand.

23:49🔗 Shaggy Yeah, which one?

23:49🔗 Drew Like whiney? Oh.

23:51🔗 Shaggy Whine your body is just like basically, whine is like.

23:54🔗 Drew Dance?

23:55🔗 Shaggy Yeah, it's dance. It's just basically the motion of the waistline.

23:58🔗 Adam Wind your body or whiney body?

24:01🔗 Shaggy Well, it's like whine your body.

24:02🔗 Adam Oh, right.

24:03🔗 Shaggy This is how I say it.

24:04🔗 Drew You can say it, huh?

24:05🔗 Adam Whine your body. I sound like the alien from the Bugs Bunny cartoon. Whine your body.

24:14🔗 Drew You know, plutonium, 246 detonators.

24:19🔗 Adam I just mean when you hear Shaggy sing some of his songs, especially some of his hits, I was driving, I never met him. I was driving in and I go, and I hope I understand him okay.

24:30🔗 Shaggy Right.

24:30🔗 Caller That's pretty funny.

24:32🔗 Adam You really can drop it if you have to.

24:34🔗 Shaggy To me, Shaggy is a character. I just basically jump into the character. It's good for the chicks. They get to sleep with two guys at the same time.

24:41🔗 Drew We were in the military before music? Military before music?

24:45🔗 Shaggy Yeah. I was in the Marines for four years. Five months in the Gulf War.

24:49🔗 Adam Oh really? I didn't know that.

24:51🔗 Shaggy I'm a canineer. I'm a Gulf War vet.

24:53🔗 Adam Wow. What were you doing in the Gulf War?

24:54🔗 Shaggy I was a canineer, which is an artilleryman. Fired 155 Harzans. I just fired things. I don't know where to land. I just take grid squares out and what not. I just didn't have any of that Gulf War syndrome. I wasn't an idiot.

25:06🔗 Drew What kind of range idiot did what?

25:09🔗 Shaggy Well, they're having this whole Gulf War syndrome thing.

25:11🔗 Drew The vaccines and things?

25:12🔗 Shaggy The vaccines. I didn't administrate it. I didn't administrate it. There's a lot of people who, you're supposed to actually break it out in case of a nerve attack. Right. Some of these morons broke it out when there wasn't even a nerve attack. It's like bacteria fight bacteria in a way. That's how it is supposed to work. These clowns, you hear, gas. There is no gas falls alarm and they'd be popping that thing all over the place.

25:36🔗 Adam Was it an injection?

25:38🔗 Shaggy It is a vaccine that was given in case of a nerve attack. You should use it.

25:41🔗 Adam But you keep it with you, right?

25:42🔗 Shaggy Yes, with you on your belt all the time.

25:43🔗 Adam And would you shoot it into your, would you swallow it?

25:46🔗 Shaggy You're supposed to shoot it into your thighs. I think it's two of them, one on each side of the thighs.

25:50🔗 Adam Wow.

25:51🔗 Shaggy Just in case of a nerve attack.

25:52🔗 Adam And how far would those 155 millimeter shells, about a six inch shell, by the way, right? About that across?

26:01🔗 Shaggy Well, nah, they're huge.

26:02🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, they're huge in length, but in width, that's the bore.

26:05🔗 Shaggy Right, right, right, right, right.

26:06🔗 Adam The bore of the howitzers, like six inches.

26:09🔗 Shaggy Six inches, right.

26:09🔗 Adam And how far would that thing go?

26:11🔗 Shaggy Well, it depends on the charge.

26:13🔗 Adam Oh, I see. They put in bigger charges.

26:15🔗 Shaggy Right, they put bigger charges. It depends on whatever charge. It depends on the, you know, the quadrant of deflection, the whole nine yards. And, you know.

26:22🔗 Adam It's a very useful skill to build this.

26:25🔗 Drew Well, when you're a musician, all musicians do this.

26:27🔗 Shaggy It's funny enough, you know, it's funny enough for me to be in the military doing artillery work, which is very loud work, you know.

26:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

26:34🔗 Shaggy I'm deaf as it is right now.

26:36🔗 Adam I could imagine. I mean, what were you doing? Were you loading? Were you doing everything?

26:40🔗 Shaggy Well, I was supposed to, I was actually a gunner, which, you know, I'm supposed to be the guy, you know, loading and firing this thing, but I skated. What did you do? Well, you know, my mic got away from my mouth. I, you know, go on the mic and talk crap. Did I have the recorders who would sit there and record the amount of rounds you do? That was my job all the time.

26:57🔗 Adam Oh, I see, I see.

26:57🔗 Shaggy You don't want to sit there and lift heavy rounds and whatnot.

26:59🔗 Adam No, no.

27:00🔗 Shaggy I skated totally. Then I was driving a jeep for one time and then I used to go out, you know, I got a lot of crap detail. So they'll put me all the way out. I had to drive out like five in the morning, go get breakfast, come back with like rice and ripe bananas and whatnot. You know, but it's cool, though, because then you go to the base camp and that's where they have the goodies. I did, you know, I have like peanut butter and jelly sandwich and all that. So you're out of my seat. Oh, absolutely.

27:25🔗 Adam Now, were you guys being shelled or attacked yourself?

27:28🔗 Shaggy One time there was some shell coming in from the Iraqis. And but they were so off. It's like, you know, is it like incoming? And is you standing there looking at this thing blowing up miles away? Like, what are you thinking?

27:39🔗 Drew You see anything bad over there?

27:41🔗 Shaggy Yeah, when when it blew up?

27:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

27:43🔗 Shaggy When? Well, you got to understand we're there for five months. The war only lasted for three days.

27:46🔗 Drew Right.

27:47🔗 Shaggy And within that three days, it was pretty heavy fighting. We were going cross crossing over the Kuwait. Now, going over to Saudi Arabia, to Iraq, we hit a couple of pauses that was bombed by US shells and whatnot. And there was a couple of blown up heads and bodies. You know, you had a couple of... And that's how you knew you had some sick people around. You'd kick a head and a foot together and put them in pose. Hey, some sick dudes, man.

28:14🔗 Adam Good times. Thank God those guys are back in society now.

28:17🔗 Shaggy He has some sick dudes, man.

28:19🔗 Adam Yep, yep. I work construction with those guys.

28:22🔗 Yeah.

28:23🔗 Adam All right, let's hump back on the phones and speak to Mary, who's 15. Mary?

28:28🔗 Hi.

28:29🔗 Adam Hey, you got oral sex for the first time?

28:31🔗 Yeah, and it was like, I like, the whole time I was just like, this is gross, and I'm really not enjoying it. And you were always like, oh my God, it's the only girl, the way like a girl will get an orgasm and stuff.

28:41🔗 Drew Do you have orgasms during intercourse?

28:43🔗 Um, no, I've never had intercourse. This is like my first time ever.

28:46🔗 Shaggy Oh, you've never had intercourse?

28:47🔗 Adam She's 15.

28:48🔗 Drew Have you ever had orgasm?

28:50🔗 Caller No.

28:51🔗 Adam How old was the guy who gave you the oral sex?

28:54🔗 Caller 16.

28:55🔗 Adam All right. Usually guys haven't honed their technique too much by that.

28:58🔗 Drew There's a very small percentage of women that do not like this.

29:02🔗 Adam Yeah, there's a small percentage of women that don't like it, but you can't put her on that list at 15. I was 16. I performed oral sex like I was in a pie-eating contest. They just buried my face and I didn't even know what direction to go. You know, so you can't blame her or the guy at this point. Is he your boyfriend?

29:22🔗 Yeah.

29:23🔗 Adam All right. It's always awkward at the beginning. Just take it slow. You'll work it out.

29:29🔗 Isn't it like something like totally wrong with me?

29:32🔗 Drew No, not at all. If you start up again when you're 18, you have a higher probability of finding success.

29:37🔗 Caller I already told him, I was like, that's kind of weird. And he's like, oh, OK, I'm sorry. I don't want to like.

29:42🔗 Drew Oh, he's rowing.

29:43🔗 Caller Thank you, guys. You're fast.

29:44🔗 Adam That's it.

29:44🔗 Drew He's done.

29:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:45🔗 Caller He's like done it a lot before.

29:47🔗 Drew Oh, nothing more.

29:48🔗 Adam He'll be doing gay porn within a week. I can't see it.

29:51🔗 Caller And it was like with my friends and they were all like, oh, my gosh, it's amazing. So.

29:55🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. OK. No, 15. Listen, Mary, she's 15. Here's the deal. First off, everybody lies about it because they're scared of feeling how you feel right now at 15. Right. Wasn't it amazing? Oh, yeah. It was.

30:09🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

30:09🔗 Adam Oh, no. It's great.

30:10🔗 Drew If you were to talk to your friends about it, what would you tell them? That it was great or that it was weird?

30:14🔗 Caller I didn't tell them.

30:15🔗 Drew Right. The point is, you think there's something wrong with you.

30:17🔗 Caller Right.

30:18🔗 Drew There isn't.

30:19🔗 Adam There isn't. And this guy probably hasn't done it as much as he said he's done. He's just trying to save a little face. Pardon the pun. And you guys will work it out over the course of the relationship.

30:29🔗 Caller All right.

30:30🔗 Adam In the meantime, don't get pregnant.

30:32🔗 Caller Oh, I won't. Oh, God.

30:33🔗 Adam All right.

30:34🔗 Caller Okay.

30:34🔗 Adam And good luck with that intercourse orgasm.

30:39🔗 Drew I think sometimes women that don't like oral sex have no problem with intercourse.

30:44🔗 Adam Really?

30:45🔗 Shaggy Yeah. What's wrong with that, man? What's wrong with the straight in the course? And maybe they could come in. It's all about the foreplay, Adam.

30:52🔗 Adam I know.

30:53🔗 Shaggy You know what I'm saying? If you're a good foreplayer, you know, there's all the... Drew, right? There's all the parts you could touch and go and get them all, you know.

31:01🔗 Adam Right. The Shaggy's foreplay is... here, stare at my Grammy for a few minutes. All right. Yeah. Here I come, baby. I got a gig tonight. Let's make this quick. You see the Grammy again? You getting dry? Here's...

31:12🔗 Caller touch the Grammy.

31:13🔗 Adam Thank you. James?

31:15🔗 Yeah.

31:16🔗 Adam You're 30. What's up?

31:17🔗 Caller Well, I had a call in. First of all, I wanted to say, Adam, not sure if you're a genius per se, but very, very clever man and I enjoy the man show a lot.

31:26🔗 Adam Well, thank you.

31:27🔗 Caller Dr. Drew is doing a great job with the website and everything. Great, great. But mostly I had a question for Shaggy. Oh, hell. Big fan. Thanks, man. Loved the new single, Wasn't Me.

31:40🔗 Shaggy Thanks, man.

31:41🔗 Caller And I was just wondering who were your influences when you started doing your music? You a big Marley fan? That sort of thing?

31:47🔗 Shaggy I think Bob Marley is an influence on not just people in the record fraternity, but a lot of musicians, period. But I listen to a lot of Toots in the Maytels.

31:57🔗 Caller Oh, really?

31:58🔗 Shaggy All right. I'm a big ska fan also.

32:00🔗 Caller Oh, wow.

32:00🔗 Shaggy Jimmy Cliff is, I'm a big fan of Jimmy Cliff. A lot of dance hall artists. Super Cat is one of my mentors, so to speak. Maxi Priest is, on a personal level, I'm a big fan of Maxi, because he taught me a lot of things as far as performing. And he loves Drew, too. And he loves Drew. Yeah, but there's so many different influences. I draw influences even from people who are not very successful or very large. I might go to a talent show and see somebody do something and find that very, you know, intriguing, so to speak. And I grab from that, also. So it could be any number of things.

32:38🔗 Caller I see.

32:39🔗 Adam Okay.

32:40🔗 Caller Well, thanks a lot.

32:41🔗 Shaggy Thanks, man.

32:41🔗 Caller Yeah, you keep up the good work, everybody.

32:43🔗 Adam Thanks, there, James.

32:44🔗 Caller Yeah, bye.

32:45🔗 Adam Bye-bye. Wow. Let's check in with one more call before we go to break. Dank, D-A-N-K.

32:55🔗 Caller Dank from Sacramento.

32:57🔗 Adam How you doing? You're 19. What's up?

32:59🔗 Caller Not much, actually. Actually, I got into a little argument with my dad a little earlier about some of the harmful effects of marijuana, I guess, back in the early 60s or middle 60s. He was part of some university project that did a study on pot and he was one of the subjects. He got paid a lot of money to smoke and they threw the testing. I guess you learn a bunch of stuff that marijuana could do like losses, he said a really big loss of short-term memory.

33:31🔗 Adam Dank, you smoke a lot of weed?

33:33🔗 Caller Me personally?

33:35🔗 Adam Yes.

33:36🔗 Caller I might have seen a doobie or two on my day.

33:40🔗 Adam I always tell the guys who smoke a lot of weed because they want to say the S word all the time and then they're confused and they can't say it and they go, they said it did a lot of bad and then they give a long beat and they go. I can't say S word. Oh, things. You know, it's like they have to like take a long time not to say the S-H word on national radio. Well, listen, hold on a second there, Dan, because Shaggy is here and then Shaggy says smoke the dupe or two. Well, Lord knows, I'm no stranger to the reefer either. So we'll get back with it and we'll attack this subject when we come back.

34:26🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. True will be right back on Loveline.

34:33🔗 Adam Now, Madam Parola, that is Dr. True over there. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Shaggy's our guest tonight. Hotshot's the name of the CD and we'll hear something else off of that in the 11 o'clock hour. When we left off, we were going to talk to Dank who's 19 from Sacramento. Dank smokes a lot of weed and you can kind of tell. He's arguing with his... To me, that's the bottom line. You argue all you want. If I can tell you smoke a lot of weed, then in your 19, there may be a little problem brewing. Dank?

35:09🔗 Yo.

35:10🔗 Adam Yo. All right. So, your dad didn't experiment or was involved in an experiment in college.

35:16🔗 Yep.

35:17🔗 Adam Probably his way of saying that he smoked a lot of weed in a way that wouldn't get you too righteous about it. But he did an experiment. They said it screws with your short-term memory or long-term memory.

35:30🔗 Caller Short-term is how I recall the conversation going, but that was a couple of months ago, so...

35:34🔗 Adam Right.

35:37🔗 Drew His memories of that event.

35:39🔗 Adam He didn't make it into the long-term. But what's your argument, Dang?

35:44🔗 Drew What's your concern?

35:46🔗 Caller My concern? I mean, I'm not really concerned. I just wonder if it's true.

35:49🔗 Drew Yeah, well, listen, you're having memory problems, right?

35:52🔗 Caller No, I mean, not really. I mean, it really wasn't all that much of a conversation.

35:56🔗 Drew Can you find your car keys?

35:58🔗 Caller It was not important.

35:59🔗 Drew Can you find your car keys every day?

36:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:01🔗 Caller I don't really have a car right now.

36:04🔗 Adam Right, but what about the kickstand to your moped? Can you locate that?

36:09🔗 Skateboards, the mode of transportation right now, I think.

36:11🔗 Adam I see. Well, that may be all the evidence you need, Dan, right there. So you're living at home, right?

36:17🔗 Right.

36:17🔗 Adam Skateboards. Primary mode of transportation. What college are you going to?

36:22🔗 Caller ARC, America River College.

36:24🔗 Adam Or what are you learning over there?

36:26🔗 Caller Getting some history, some basketball, some weight training, some political science.

36:30🔗 Adam American what college?

36:32🔗 Caller American River.

36:33🔗 Adam River College.

36:35🔗 Caller Junior College.

36:36🔗 I've heard you tie rates about that before.

36:38🔗 Adam Yes, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

36:41🔗 Drew By the way, I've never heard of an academic schedule that included weight training and sailing. What did he say?

36:45🔗 Caller Advanced basketball.

36:46🔗 Drew Basketball.

36:47🔗 Caller Oh, God, I've got to swat the big ones. I'm trying to have the Lakers next week.

36:50🔗 Adam I see. Well, advanced basketball, that ain't just like intramural stuff. I mean, you're talking about double pumps, taking the mustard off the hot dog, around the back, crossing over. Sure, the advanced basketball maneuver, slam a jamma.

37:06🔗 Caller Tough classes, some tough classes.

37:07🔗 Adam Right. Fadeaways, double pumps and fadeaways, you know, that kind of thing.

37:12🔗 Caller I do what I can.

37:13🔗 Adam All right there, Dank. Hey, Dank, here's the deal. Smoking weed ain't going to kill you, but smoking a lot of it, you end up on a skateboard riding a junior college.

37:24🔗 Caller It happens.

37:26🔗 Drew And it's an addiction at that point. And you will have consequences. What will happen is you'll start getting depressed. And when the depression really kicks in, because you're an addict, you'll start looking for other drugs. You'll start smoking more pot first. And then you look for other drugs to solve that problem. And usually you'll find a way over to speed or alcohol.

37:42🔗 Adam But here's all you need to know. Riding the skateboard to junior college wrote a thesis on the Harlem Globe Trotters. That's how you know the weed may not be serving them as well as it could. And let me tell you this too. I believe, and Drew, you can chime in and tell me what you think of this, there's certain lifestyles that fit with the weed a little better. I mean, if you're given Jamaican bus tours, and you want to get baked all day, and that's your life, you know what I mean? I mean, if you're singing in a reggae band, I mean, Ace smoked the weed.

38:20🔗 Shaggy I was kind of thinking that, you know, because he's trying to, obviously, he's trying to play basketball professionally. Well, that's what he's aiming at.

38:28🔗 Drew That's his fantasy.

38:29🔗 Shaggy That's his fantasy.

38:31🔗 Adam He's going to come out and try out for the Lakers.

38:33🔗 Shaggy For the Lakers, you know.

38:34🔗 Adam Mid-season, yeah.

38:36🔗 Shaggy I don't see how that, you know, as a career choice fits in with weed smoking.

38:42🔗 Drew You know what I mean?

38:43🔗 Shaggy Because they have mandatory tests over there, right? As far as for the NBA.

38:46🔗 Drew The NBA really watches out for that stuff.

38:48🔗 Adam I don't know what they do, but you know what? The more stone you get, the harder it is to touch your rim. That's what I've, that's an experiment I've conducted. Lindsay?

39:00🔗 Yeah?

39:00🔗 Adam You're 18, what's up?

39:03🔗 Caller Well first I had two questions. One is to Shaggy. Hi. My friend and I can never change the station when you're on. Oh, thank you. I had a question for you. Aren't you afraid, when it wasn't me, that you kind of make the male population sound stupid? You know what I mean? Like she heard you and she saw you, but it wasn't you.

39:24🔗 Shaggy Well if you listen, it is basically a conversation between two people. And the guy is basically saying he got caught, and I'm playing the bad guy saying just say it wasn't me. Trying to say that basically the women are gullible enough to do it, which they're not. Because if you listen to the song, at the end of it it says I'm going to tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused. You may think you're a player, but you're completely lost. Simply means we're not condoning these actions, basically. You know, chicks ain't that dumb.

39:48🔗 Drew Lot of guys pull crap like that, though.

39:49🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

39:50🔗 Drew A lot.

39:50🔗 Shaggy Lot of them.

39:51🔗 Drew Guys are dumb and simplistic. Lindsay, it's the way it goes. They behave like they are.

39:56🔗 Shaggy But the thing is this. I mean, chicks probably do the same thing. They're just smart. They don't tell on themselves.

40:03🔗 Caller Oh yeah, I guarantee that we do that.

40:05🔗 Shaggy You know what I'm saying? And guys are just stupid. That's what happens when you see a guy go out and cheat on his girl and come back in and, you know, he's all sweaty but yet still down his crotch, smell like Irish Spring. That's dumb. Yeah, I'm saying chicks ain't that stupid. They know what the hell is going on, you know what I mean? And they could read it up in a minute.

40:24🔗 Adam So well, maybe rape the leprechaun.

40:27🔗 Shaggy Yeah, I don't know, man.

40:29🔗 Adam That could happen. That was my excuse.

40:31🔗 Caller Okay, well, thank you.

40:33🔗 Shaggy All right. Thank you, Lindsay.

40:34🔗 Caller My second question was my boyfriend and I have been dating for three years and we've been sexually active for most of those three years. And lately for the past five months or so, he when we're having sex, he just finishes way too quickly. And it hasn't been like this ever.

40:53🔗 Shaggy Maybe you're tighter.

40:56🔗 Drew Are you having sex less less frequently?

40:59🔗 Caller Huh?

40:59🔗 Drew Are you having sex less frequently? A little.

41:02🔗 Caller My job. I work at Disneyland and my job kind of gives me crazy hours.

41:06🔗 Drew Cinderella?

41:09🔗 Adam Yeah, that could be turning them on.

41:12🔗 Caller It's two, three times a week.

41:15🔗 Drew What do you do at Disneyland?

41:16🔗 Caller I'm in stores. I'm in store operations.

41:18🔗 Adam I see.

41:19🔗 Caller So sometimes I get off work at three in the morning. Sometimes it's eight at night.

41:23🔗 It just depends.

41:25🔗 Adam Also though, and I think guys do this too, which is it's why when they've been on a job for three years they start showing up a little bit lighter. Yes, in a few more days. They don't put their game face on. They're not looking to impress quite as much. He may have been really working hard at the beginning, and now he's looking out for himself a little more sexually.

41:47🔗 Shaggy Yeah, he's basically saying, you come when he comes or you come when he comes back.

41:52🔗 Adam Right. I mean, do you kind of get that feeling that he's become a little complacent or a little bit lazy?

41:57🔗 Caller Yeah, a little.

41:58🔗 Drew Why after three years, though?

42:00🔗 Caller It's just like he lost his job. And so I think his self-esteem might be down, too.

42:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:07🔗 Caller I wasn't sure if that was the whole cause of the problem or what, but it's like if he doesn't stop in between, it'll take a minute. You know? And...

42:17🔗 Adam Wow. In between what?

42:18🔗 Caller Well, when we're having sex, he'll stop in the group.

42:20🔗 Drew It takes a break.

42:21🔗 Adam Really?

42:22🔗 Caller Yeah. And if he didn't, it would just like in-out done.

42:25🔗 Adam Right. Right.

42:27🔗 Caller So I was just wondering how we can prolong it or if there's something that I'm doing wrong. I mean, we're trying to keep it as simple as possible.

42:34🔗 Adam You're not doing anything wrong. He's just, you know.

42:37🔗 Shaggy He's got to find a technique to make his cell go longer.

42:39🔗 Caller Right.

42:40🔗 Adam How about the smell of liver?

42:43🔗 Shaggy Yeah, but I'm saying, but I think at some point, everybody went to that phase.

42:46🔗 Drew Sure.

42:46🔗 Shaggy Didn't you, Adam?

42:47🔗 Adam I mean, you know, I didn't.

42:48🔗 Shaggy Yeah, right.

42:49🔗 Adam No, listen.

42:52🔗 Drew Adam is a ninja.

42:53🔗 Shaggy Okay.

42:55🔗 Adam I'm not. I don't brag on myself too much on the show. I really don't. But I copped all my foibles. But coming soon is something I never did, never have, never had that problem. And me not having that problem is like asking me, give me credit for being tall. It's just that's the way I was and that's the way I am and hopefully will be. You know, I mean, that's the interesting thing about what we do as a society. Everyone's got to write a book. We got to write, you know, Claudia Schiffer has to write a book on how to be good looking. You know, I should write a book on not coming, but the reality is, is that's just the way I am and that's just the way she is. But I think that although I'd like to test it out on her, we could write a book together, put those pages together.

43:38🔗 Shaggy But I think that everybody, there is ways that you can overcome all of it. It's all in a technique at the end of the day.

43:45🔗 Adam I just came on to something, you know, your senses are very powerful. It can bring you to these places. And you're coming too quickly. I mean, you're too excited. You're too stimulated, and our approach is to try to knock the stimulation level down just a little bit. I mean, if it was a roller coaster, if we could just flatten it out just a little bit for long enough for you to take a couple laps on it, maybe you could get around before the ride ended. But you know what? What about this? Let me just cut you off here, Shae. What about, and we talk about showing pictures of Vietnam and stuff, like you could take a picture of that guy's head you were kicking around in Iraq, you know, and that would slow you down a little bit. How about a set? That's a powerful thing, like a little ring, little ring with the scent of a liver, tuna or something, you think that would do it? It couldn't hurt. I mean, you had a little ring that smelled like dog crap, and you were getting into it and you're getting close, you're just like, that could add a couple minutes.

44:42🔗 Shaggy What if you had like stinking feet?

44:45🔗 Yeah, that might work.

44:46🔗 Drew Yeah, 30 foot ring.

44:47🔗 Shaggy 30 foot might do that.

44:48🔗 Drew Or you could set a series of rings, sort of whoopee rings.

44:51🔗 Adam Whatever did it for you.

44:53🔗 Drew Right. You could test it out, you know what I mean? You want to scratch a little car, you scratch and sniff before you buy the ring.

44:59🔗 Adam There could be a smell, your grandfather could have been buried in Mississippi in the middle of July and cut grass on a hot day. Remind you of that every time, you know what I mean?

45:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:09🔗 Adam So you could have one that smelled like a cut lawn.

45:11🔗 Drew You got to put this with your dogs.

45:13🔗 Adam Yeah, this is good.

45:14🔗 Drew Put this with the crotch smelling dogs.

45:15🔗 Adam Yeah, I got a lot of ideas here. And in the form of a ring, the chick would never know. It could have that little spring-loaded hatch cover on it where you could just pop it up. You could be doing your thing, be behind her, where you could...

45:27🔗 Drew Put a cyanide pill in there with it.

45:29🔗 Adam Yeah, so you could kill yourself if her boyfriend came home. All right, Shaggy is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.

45:37🔗 Caller Hello, is this Loveline?

45:39🔗 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE one night more. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

45:47🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Shaggy has joined us tonight in the studio. Hot Shot is the name of the CD out everywhere, as you probably know by now. Shaggy is burning a blunt or shaking the dew off the lily or doing something, but he is going to be walking back in here in a matter of seconds. So let's hop on the phones and speak to Colin, who is 15. Colin? Yeah. What's up?

46:17🔗 Shaggy Well, I was sitting here and I saw this bottle of like 800mg ibuprofen. And I was thinking I'd just like take a couple of those and like maybe get a high or something. And I was thinking if I took too much, I'd like die or something.

46:31🔗 Drew Right.

46:31🔗 Shaggy And I have all these, this like Xorox, like painkillers and these other painkillers. And I was thinking like how much of that crap I could take and like not hurt myself or die or anything like that.

46:44🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

46:45🔗 Adam What's the Xorox?

46:46🔗 Drew I have no idea.

46:47🔗 Adam Xorax? Isn't that for something else?

46:49🔗 Drew Zovarax.

46:50🔗 Adam Zovarax.

46:51🔗 Shaggy Something like that. I don't know.

46:52🔗 Adam Well, how do you know they're painkillers?

46:55🔗 Shaggy My mom got them prescribed for her.

46:57🔗 Adam I see. What's she got?

46:59🔗 Shaggy Oh, it was a long time ago. I don't remember.

47:02🔗 Adam I see. But she's still in pain.

47:05🔗 Drew You're 15. You're digging through the medicine cabinet looking for things to get high.

47:10🔗 Adam Shouldn't you be... See, when I was 15, I dug through the medicine cabinet looking for stuff that caught on fire. Oh, yeah.

47:16🔗 Shaggy I was doing that about ten minutes before. I found some zinc powder.

47:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

47:21🔗 Shaggy Ah, crap, life on fire. Pretty cool.

47:22🔗 Adam Yeah, now you're talking.

47:24🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

47:25🔗 Adam But scrounging through the medicine cabinet looking for ways to catch a buzz at 15 is...

47:30🔗 Drew Disturbing.

47:31🔗 Adam It kind of worries us a little bit.

47:33🔗 Shaggy What's...

47:33🔗 Adam especially ibuprofen...

47:34🔗 Drew Especially when you're talking about taking toxic medicines that A, will not make you high, but B, could shut down major organs.

47:41🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

47:41🔗 Adam What's that ibuprofen do?

47:42🔗 Drew It can shut your kidneys down, inflame your liver, cause ulcers, make you bleed.

47:47🔗 Adam Hey, you don't get any high off of that.

47:48🔗 Drew None. Zero.

47:50🔗 Shaggy What about, like, Xorox or Vicodin?

47:53🔗 Drew Vicodin is an opiate. You can really hurt yourself. It's like heroin.

47:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

47:57🔗 Shaggy Okay.

47:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Collin.

47:59🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

48:00🔗 Adam Why don't you, shouldn't you be drinking Mickey's Big Mouth at the park or something?

48:04🔗 Shaggy Yeah. I'm going to a party on Friday, so. All right.

48:07🔗 Adam So you'll be catching a buzz there.

48:09🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

48:10🔗 Adam All right. This doesn't worry you at all that you're kind of heading down a path here of substance abuse?

48:16🔗 Shaggy Usually, I just like get some weed and go smoke that, but I'm kind of broke, so. Right.

48:20🔗 Adam But it doesn't worry you that you can't go, you know, a couple of weeks without it catching a buzz?

48:27🔗 Shaggy No.

48:28🔗 Adam Yeah. Because let me tell you something, Colin. This ain't the kind of thing you grow out of. This is stuff you grow into.

48:35🔗 Drew It's progressive.

48:37🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, you know, you're going to be a mess at 17 two years from now.

48:44🔗 Shaggy I can't get a high off of that crap or anything.

48:47🔗 Drew Now, I don't talk to him anymore.

48:49🔗 Adam Hey, Colin.

48:50🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

48:51🔗 Adam It's.

48:52🔗 Shaggy So don't take it.

48:53🔗 Adam Yes. It's not only that you're not going to get a high off it, but that your continual desire to get a high somewhere is the thing that worries us. You understand?

49:03🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

49:04🔗 Drew Well, and what concerns me is your complete detachment from reality, or you don't hear a thing we say.

49:10🔗 Adam Is there alcoholism in your family for one year and a half? Of course.

49:13🔗 Shaggy No.

49:13🔗 Drew Your mom is not on pills regularly?

49:16🔗 Shaggy No.

49:17🔗 Adam No.

49:18🔗 Drew Where'd she go?

49:18🔗 Shaggy It's not just like my mom. My dad has like back problems and he gets stuff prescribed to him sometimes.

49:23🔗 Drew He's on Vicodin all the time, right?

49:25🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

49:26🔗 Drew Yeah. That's alcoholism.

49:28🔗 Shaggy Oh, yeah.

49:29🔗 Drew Yeah. He doesn't use alcohol anymore. He uses Vicodin instead.

49:32🔗 Adam Hey, Colin.

49:33🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

49:34🔗 Adam You probably got that alcoholic gene running through you and it's going to be a full time job for you not to turn into an alcoholic or a pill addict or a drug addict or whatever.

49:45🔗 Shaggy Some sort of addict.

49:47🔗 Adam You understand?

49:48🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

49:49🔗 Adam So, be aware of that, would you?

49:52🔗 Shaggy Okay.

49:53🔗 Adam All right. Because it's really, it's not a great life.

49:58🔗 Shaggy Oh, yeah.

49:58🔗 Caller All right there, Colin.

50:00🔗 Shaggy I have one more question, too. Yeah. What happened in 98 Rock? You guys aren't on there anymore.

50:05🔗 Adam I don't know.

50:06🔗 Drew What city?

50:07🔗 Shaggy Sacramento in California.

50:09🔗 Drew I think it changed to someone else over there, a different station.

50:12🔗 Adam Because like I said, 100.5 in that area. It's on the zone, okay?

50:18🔗 Shaggy Okay.

50:18🔗 Adam All right.

50:19🔗 Shaggy Thanks.

50:19🔗 Adam Drew, you should pay a little more attention. You know all the affiliates, like I do. You know we're on 100.5, the zone over there in SAC, right? All right, buddy. This is Emily. Yeah, hi. Anderson just whispered that in my ear. Emily, you're at 18. What's up?

50:35🔗 Caller I think I might have endometriosis, and I don't exactly know what that is, and I was wondering if you could tell me if there's treatment for it.

50:42🔗 Drew It's uterine tissue outside of your uterus, and it hurts.

50:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

50:47🔗 Drew Yeah, especially around the time of your period.

50:50🔗 Caller Yeah, like back pains and stuff?

50:51🔗 Drew Yeah, that back pain can be part of it, and I think something simple like going on the pill sometimes helps it.

50:55🔗 Adam How do you get it outside of your uterus?

50:57🔗 Drew Kind of comes out the flopping tubes.

50:59🔗 Adam Like ivy?

51:00🔗 Drew Yeah, like ivy growing up.

51:01🔗 Adam Oh, bad times.

51:02🔗 Drew Yeah. That is bad. And it menstruates, too. It cycles, and that's what gets the inflammation going.

51:08🔗 Caller Are there treatments?

51:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Isn't there?

51:11🔗 Drew What did I just say?

51:12🔗 Adam Yeah, going on the pill.

51:14🔗 Caller Can you stop it? My cousin is completely sterile from it.

51:17🔗 Drew From what?

51:18🔗 Caller Endometriosis.

51:19🔗 Drew Yeah, it can affect fertility after you hit your thirties, and so you want to try to have kids in the late twenties, that sort of age group. And it is, yes, it's highly treatable. Tons of things can be done. The simple thing is to start with the birth control pill.

51:33🔗 Caller All right.

51:33🔗 Adam Who diagnosed it, Emily?

51:36🔗 Caller A doctor I'm seeing up here. It's not quite diagnosed. I have another doctor appointment at the end of the month.

51:41🔗 Drew Okay.

51:42🔗 Adam All right, baby.

51:42🔗 Drew It's very common.

51:43🔗 Adam You might have to get on the pill. That's a good excuse to get on the pill.

51:46🔗 Caller All righty.

51:47🔗 Adam Are you sexually active?

51:48🔗 Caller Yes.

51:49🔗 Adam You are?

51:49🔗 Caller Yes.

51:50🔗 Adam And what are you doing for birth control?

51:52🔗 Caller I actually just started the pill on Monday.

51:54🔗 Adam All right. Well, feel free to chime in with that 10 minutes ago, you screwball. All right.

51:59🔗 Caller Thank you.

52:00🔗 Adam All right. It's like, hey, you could get on the pill that might cure. Yeah.

52:04🔗 Drew Are there any treatments?

52:05🔗 Adam Any treatments? Yeah. Well, if you're on the pill, sometimes that can be an impactful one. Yeah. Well, why don't you get on the pill? Yeah. So, you're having sex? Uh-huh. You want to get on the pill? Yeah. I'm on the pill.

52:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:21🔗 Adam Wow. Go ahead.

52:22🔗 Drew In the middle. Just put me on the pill. Nice.

52:25🔗 Adam Feel free to chime in with the things that you're on when we suggest you getting on there. Right, Drew?

52:31🔗 Drew Feel free.

52:32🔗 Adam All right. Let's...

52:33🔗 Drew Or feel free just to follow along. You know what I'm saying? She wasn't following along with us is the problem.

52:38🔗 Shaggy Right.

52:39🔗 Adam Right. Right. I know when most of you... Ah, I was just saying this to Engineer Anderson during the commercial. Here's what I want you to be like when you call the show. I know you have an agenda when you call the show. You have things you want to answer. Sometimes you have your own agenda. You have your own way of dealing with things. But when you ask the doctor especially, here's what I want you to be like. I want you to be like a good center fielder on a baseball team, which is you don't know which way the ball's going to be hit. You don't know if it's going to be in front of you or behind you or to the left or the right. So here's the point. Don't commit. Don't lean to the left. Don't charge forward. Just stand there in a ready position.

53:14🔗 Drew First move back. What are you saying? Listen.

53:18🔗 Adam All right. Stand in the position that you should be in. And don't have your weight too far one way or the other. And just be ready to hear which way Drew hits you the ball. And that's the direction we'll go. Right?

53:32🔗 Drew Right.

53:32🔗 Adam There you go. Just because you're coming forward don't mean he's hit a Texas Leaguer in front of you. He may he may triple in the power alley which he often does. Debbie?

53:42🔗 Yes.

53:43🔗 Adam You're 25?

53:44🔗 Caller I am 25.

53:45🔗 Adam What's up?

53:47🔗 Caller So I should pre-work this by saying that I usually don't have sexual urges towards guys but there's this one guy I do like and I just found out through the grapevine that he HPV. I need I need a good doctor to tell me what's up.

54:01🔗 Drew Well probably half the guys that you know have HPV.

54:04🔗 Caller Okay.

54:04🔗 Drew It's very common. It's very seemingly common.

54:07🔗 Adam Not that common. I don't have it.

54:10🔗 Drew If you hadn't given the stump stumps penis that day I could have figured out what you actually have.

54:15🔗 Adam Drew swore six months ago that I had it. I showed him my penis and I won a hundred dollars.

54:21🔗 Caller You can see it. How do you get it?

54:23🔗 Drew So you get it from having sex.

54:25🔗 Adam It's warts.

54:26🔗 Caller Okay, so you get it from having sex if I touched penis.

54:30🔗 Drew No, you get it through genital warts.

54:33🔗 Caller Right, so like if my hand touches penis will my hand get it?

54:36🔗 Drew No.

54:36🔗 Caller No. If my genital touched a genital it would.

54:41🔗 Adam You're 25.

54:42🔗 Drew Why is this a mystery to you? This is seriously 30 to 50 percent of sexually active adults have this thing.

54:48🔗 Caller Okay, so.

54:49🔗 Drew It's exceedingly common and you get it from sexual activity. It's used.

54:52🔗 Caller Why?

54:53🔗 Drew It's a good idea to wear a condom. It's also why it's exquisitely important to get pelvic exams every year because it can cause certain of these viruses can cause cervical cancer.

55:01🔗 Adam How do you know he has it? You have that windbreaker made up?

55:05🔗 Caller I just heard through a friend.

55:07🔗 Adam Nice. All right.

55:09🔗 Caller I have one more question.

55:10🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. You say you're not normally attracted to guys.

55:13🔗 Caller Well, no. I usually, well, I'm always attracted to guys, but like I'm not really like the go out and get her type. But you know, this is the first time that I really want to just like have the casual affair with.

55:24🔗 Adam At 25? You just haven't had that many dates or were you married young or something?

55:31🔗 Caller You know me so well.

55:33🔗 Adam What's up?

55:35🔗 Caller I just had a couple of boyfriends, I guess.

55:37🔗 Adam Okay. All right. A little bit sheltered. Well, you're calling from a small town, Los Angeles, right?

55:43🔗 Caller Well, you can see my problem then.

55:45🔗 Adam All right. Listen, you can work with this guy if you're into him. All right. I'm going to hang up on you because I can't hear you.

55:53🔗 Caller Is Oral okay?

55:55🔗 Drew Is what?

55:56🔗 Adam Oral. Yeah. What about that, Drew? He has the warts. She wants to give him the oral.

56:02🔗 Drew I've heard of people suggesting they could be transmitted to the mouth. I've never seen such a thing.

56:07🔗 Adam Now, this guy is in for a good time.

56:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:10🔗 Adam You know what's great? What's great about women, too, is they can actually plan oral weeks in advance on a guy who doesn't even know them. You know what I mean? Because count him in. He's in.

56:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:22🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

56:23🔗 Drew She's making the decision, not him.

56:25🔗 Adam Absolutely. I mean, the day she's ready to give him oral, all she has to do is tap him on the shoulder.

56:30🔗 Drew He's ready.

56:30🔗 Adam And it's like, hey, can I give you a BJ this afternoon? Well, my parents' funeral is at 1. I could probably skate out of there about 1.20, 1.30. I can be by your place about 1.45, 2 o'clock, unless you want to give me oral at the funeral.

56:47🔗 Drew You'll be fine.

56:47🔗 Adam Yeah. I am renting a suit. Like, could you imagine you planning your oral date with some chick who's floating around the office, you kind of know?

56:59🔗 Shaggy Taylor Tux.

57:03🔗 Adam No, they know. They know this. This is the ultimate celebrity, by the way. They talk about, like, celebrity guys who can meet a lot of chicks and that kind of thing. Being a woman, that is the ultimate celebrity. Jeremiah?

57:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:19🔗 Adam You're 23.

57:20🔗 Caller I have a problem with sleeping. I can't sleep.

57:25🔗 Caller When I do sleep, I wake up.

57:27🔗 Adam Right.

57:27🔗 Caller And I'm always awake.

57:28🔗 Drew Hmm. Adam, you're an expert at this.

57:30🔗 Adam I got the same problem.

57:33🔗 Caller Oh, see, I won't go to the doctor because I have a fear of, like, hospitals and stuff.

57:37🔗 Drew Well, wait a minute. What does going to the doctor have to do with hospitals?

57:41🔗 Adam Well, some of them are in a hospital.

57:42🔗 Drew No.

57:45🔗 Adam Why are you scared of hospitals?

57:47🔗 Caller I tell you the truth.

57:48🔗 Caller I have not a clue.

57:49🔗 Adam Hmm.

57:49🔗 Drew Yeah, but why don't you go see the doctor and forget about the hospital?

57:52🔗 Caller Well, it's any, like a clinic or anything, you know, and just come back in and get a shortness of breath, my palms start to hurting.

58:01🔗 Shaggy I understand what you mean. I'm just saying, I go to hospitals and I just get, ugh, you know, even in a doctor's office, the thing you go to a doctor's office and you're checking out, you're just wondering, oh, God, what is wrong with me now? Yeah, but you know, it's like that fear.

58:15🔗 Adam Everyone hands it to some degree, but you go, right?

58:18🔗 Shaggy Yeah, you do go. You do go. So he, you know, he needs to just get over it and to say, hey.

58:22🔗 Adam What's up with you, Jeremiah? I mean, do you have like obsessive compulsive or something?

58:28🔗 Caller No, not that I know.

58:29🔗 Drew Well, you're anxious. You're anxious, you can't sleep, you can't walk to a hospital, you're overcome by panic. I mean, this is...

58:39🔗 Caller No, I just don't sleep.

58:41🔗 Shaggy Have you ever taken like sleeping pills or something like that, no?

58:44🔗 Shaggy No, I don't.

58:45🔗 Caller I won't try any of those sleeping pills.

58:47🔗 Caller They always make me feel...

58:49🔗 Drew How can you say you're not anxious? You can't go to a hospital because you get panicky. Are you up at night thinking?

58:57🔗 Caller No, not really.

58:58🔗 Caller I just wake up and when I wake up, I walk around for a while.

59:02🔗 Adam Alright, and why won't you try sleeping pills? They...

59:06🔗 Caller I've tried them before. They just make me feel hungover.

59:10🔗 Adam Alright, so you're...

59:11🔗 Shaggy Try sex.

59:13🔗 Adam Yeah, we...

59:14🔗 Caller I've tried that all the time.

59:15🔗 Shaggy Yeah, you know, you're not the typical guy.

59:17🔗 Shaggy Oh, I'm done.

59:18🔗 Shaggy I got mine.

59:18🔗 Shaggy I'm going to sleep.

59:20🔗 Caller I'll go to sleep for about an half an hour, but after that, I'm back up.

59:23🔗 Shaggy You're back up again.

59:24🔗 Adam What about like excessive exercise? What if you just wore yourself out?

59:29🔗 Caller It's the same with sex, you know.

59:32🔗 Adam Well, hey, listen, Jeremiah.

59:34🔗 Caller Yep.

59:35🔗 Adam Here's the deal. You got a problem. You got to do something about it. And that's going to involve visiting a doctor.

59:41🔗 Drew That's right. If you don't go get it checked out, it is going to change.

59:44🔗 Adam OK.

59:45🔗 Drew You made it a sleep study. You may be depressed. You may be anxious. I'm not getting much out of you, but there's no telling what's causing this. But it's something.

59:52🔗 Adam All right.

59:53🔗 Drew So you have obstruction, you know, like like Adam has a deviated septum.

59:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:58🔗 Adam Listen, you got to go talk to somebody. All right.

1:00:00🔗 Caller All right.

1:00:02🔗 Caller OK.

1:00:02🔗 Adam That's very gratifying for all of us. I feel so good to help the people.

1:00:06🔗 Caller Yeah. OK.

1:00:07🔗 Drew Yeah. Let me out of here.

1:00:09🔗 Adam Yeah. What do you want to do? Just like fart into the microphone and knock you out. What am I going to tell you over the goddamn phone that's going to put you to sleep? You know, you're having difficulty with a certain area in life. There are people who can help with this. You must go visit those people and seek their advice. You understand?

1:00:28🔗 Drew That's it.

1:00:28🔗 Adam Now, you don't want to talk to them. You don't want to take pills. You don't want to leave the house. You don't want to do anything about it.

1:00:32🔗 Drew Fine.

1:00:33🔗 Adam Fine. Don't sleep. But don't call the show. You understand? I swear to Christ, half the people come in here, if they brought their car into a mechanic and said it's not running right, they wouldn't, like, I don't want to leave the car. You can't look under the hood. I'm driving it back home. Do you know what I mean? It's something that's wrong. That's why you're coming in to talk to somebody. All right. Jeff?

1:00:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:55🔗 Adam You're 20.

1:00:56🔗 Caller Hey, what's going on, guys?

1:00:57🔗 Adam Nothing. How you doing?

1:00:59🔗 Caller I've been better. Okay. Here's what's going on. Back in August, about six, eight months ago, I had Prince Albert done. For those of you that don't know what it is, it's where you get the tip done.

1:01:10🔗 Drew It's not just the tip.

1:01:11🔗 Adam That's his penis. Yeah. Having it pierced.

1:01:14🔗 Caller Yeah. It's quite painful. Yeah. Anyway, so I had some inflamed urination, and so I took it out and everything, and it healed up. Then about four months ago, I just stopped ejaculating. I mean, like I still orgasm, I just don't ejaculate.

1:01:27🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:01:28🔗 Caller What the hell's going on?

1:01:30🔗 Drew So you pee normally?

1:01:32🔗 Caller I pee normally. So I don't know what it is. I had the underside done and not the top. So I'm thinking that's what it is, but I don't know what to do.

1:01:40🔗 Shaggy Wow.

1:01:41🔗 Adam You had the underside.

1:01:42🔗 Shaggy I got a question though, man.

1:01:43🔗 Caller What would desire you to do that, man?

1:01:46🔗 Shaggy You know, I can't even, I can't even picture it, dude.

1:01:50🔗 Caller Dude, it's painful.

1:01:51🔗 Shaggy But why would you do that, man? Some chick told you that she wanted that done or what? Or you just, you just, I can't even see why you just get up and just say, hey, you know what? I want to stuck something right through it, man.

1:02:04🔗 Caller Right. No, actually, you should never do something like that for a woman. It's, well, okay, here's what happened. Me and my friends got really drunk. And so we made up a pact that we'd be like, all right, well, we all got to get something pierced. And like the most extreme piercing was the ear. And then we're going, okay, that one's really lame.

1:02:20🔗 Drew He's just trying to outdo his buddies.

1:02:21🔗 Caller Yeah. And so I'm like, fine, guys, I'll go in and get my dick pierced. And I did. And they didn't think I'd do it. So I ended up walking away with it.

1:02:27🔗 Drew Actually, that's the first sort of explanation of getting a piercing that I can sort of follow.

1:02:33🔗 Shaggy Yeah. Yeah, because everybody has a different, isn't alcohol wack? I mean, jeez.

1:02:39🔗 Caller Morbid.

1:02:40🔗 Shaggy Gosh, man. And you regret it now, right?

1:02:43🔗 Caller No, I don't.

1:02:44🔗 Shaggy You don't?

1:02:44🔗 Adam He stands by his decision. He's coming into his own ass, my dear, but he stands by that broken decision.

1:02:50🔗 Drew Much clearer.

1:02:51🔗 Adam No mess.

1:02:52🔗 Caller Well, no.

1:02:52🔗 Drew Pamper is happier.

1:02:54🔗 Caller I've learned my lesson from it, and that's what counts. But it's one of those stupid things.

1:02:59🔗 Adam All right. I'll buy that. I guess you can't learn the lesson in a way without the activity, the experience that got you the lesson.

1:03:07🔗 Caller So I got to go to class to get the degree, right?

1:03:09🔗 Adam Fine there.

1:03:10🔗 Shaggy Yeah, but the ejaculation thing now is kind of...

1:03:12🔗 Drew Yeah, you've got to see a urologist. I've never heard of this happening. I don't know why you would think that if it were something specifically related to the piercing, it would also affect urination.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Right.

1:03:21🔗 Drew Why would it just be... It what?

1:03:23🔗 Caller It did for about four months, which is why I took it out.

1:03:26🔗 Drew What did it do to urination?

1:03:28🔗 Caller It wasn't bleeding, but it was a darker color than normal, and so I started drinking lots of water, thinking that would clear it up. It didn't. It just became more painful.

1:03:38🔗 Drew At the tip?

1:03:39🔗 Caller At the tip.

1:03:40🔗 Drew Painful at the tip. And were you ejaculating during all that?

1:03:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:43🔗 Drew No problem.

1:03:44🔗 Caller No problem.

1:03:44🔗 Drew And then all of a sudden, power. You definitely had something coming at you, though.

1:03:48🔗 Shaggy Yeah.

1:03:49🔗 Drew And all of a sudden, nothing.

1:03:50🔗 Adam Power.

1:03:50🔗 Shaggy Hey, that just, hey, it feels painful just even talking about it. I just, oh, man. Yo, you're a brave guy tonight, man. Straight up, man.

1:04:00🔗 Adam I don't know if brave is the word. Drunker, drunker.

1:04:02🔗 Shaggy Drunker guy.

1:04:04🔗 Adam Hey, you couldn't have just put in a light socket or something for your, to satisfy your body. Let me tell you, Drew and I have seen that Prince Albert.

1:04:12🔗 Drew They go down.

1:04:12🔗 Adam They go down.

1:04:13🔗 Shaggy You see it.

1:04:13🔗 Drew You see it. You can watch it. We've had them right on the floor here.

1:04:15🔗 Adam They take a spear that's got a hook shape to it and they go. It's really the kind of, it's like for making sails, you know, this kind of hook, this kind of needle. You know, it's heavy like for going through canvas, you know. And it basically go in the front of your penis, in the urethra. They go in about an inch or where they get on the other side of the head and then they turn down and pop out the bottom. And I got to tell you, first off, I'd sooner have someone put a cigarette out on my dork.

1:04:44🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:04:44🔗 Adam And do that.

1:04:45🔗 Drew On your eye.

1:04:48🔗 Shaggy So how did you feel just watching that though? You know, because I'm just talking about it. I couldn't even, I would never even stand that.

1:04:54🔗 Adam I couldn't jack off for an hour. We still have 45 minutes left of the show thankfully. But I was still, it's almost home before I squeezed one off.

1:05:03🔗 Shaggy Oh my gosh.

1:05:05🔗 Adam Yeah, it hurt. It hurt as a man.

1:05:08🔗 Shaggy But it would have hurt just looking at it.

1:05:09🔗 Drew Yes, and you know.

1:05:10🔗 Adam And remember, you know how Michael, you know how Michael Jackson weeps for all children? My penis weeps for all men who got to Prince Albert.

1:05:19🔗 Shaggy You know, I've seen Bloods and Guts, and I could stomach, but I could not stomach that, man. No, no, no.

1:05:25🔗 Drew Yeah, and the big thing of blood plopped out of it, remember that?

1:05:27🔗 Shaggy Oh, he did?

1:05:28🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, it was lovely.

1:05:30🔗 Shaggy Did it hit you?

1:05:31🔗 Adam No, no.

1:05:31🔗 Shaggy You sighed it out of the way, what?

1:05:33🔗 Adam Yep, Drew got hepatitis, he died.

1:05:35🔗 Caller Oh, man.

1:05:36🔗 Caller All right.

1:05:37🔗 Adam And then I French kissed him and I got it. It was a bad night to be in the studio. All right, we're going to take a little break. Shaggy's our guest tonight. We'll hear something off the hot chat.

1:05:46🔗 Drew He's not transmitted that way, he knows from the renal sacs.

1:05:49🔗 Adam Okay, thanks. Drew, how many years have you been doing radio now? Is this your first season or have you been at it for a while? All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.

1:06:01🔗 Caller Loveline, back in a minute.

1:06:03🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That be Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Shaggy's our guest tonight. Hot Shot is the name of his CD. I think we'll hear another cut off of that. We'll take a call and then we'll hear another cut off the Shaggy CD. And let's talk to Willie's 26.

1:06:27🔗 Caller That's right. Hello, gentlemen.

1:06:29🔗 Adam Hey.

1:06:30🔗 Caller One quick thing to Shaggy.

1:06:32🔗 Shaggy What's up?

1:06:32🔗 Caller Shaggy, I just spent some time in Jamaica. In Porto Antonio.

1:06:37🔗 Shaggy That's my place, boy.

1:06:38🔗 Caller Very nice, very chill, very tranquil. Now I had some lamb's breath there.

1:06:43🔗 Shaggy Some lamb's what?

1:06:44🔗 Caller Lamb's breath.

1:06:45🔗 Shaggy Okay.

1:06:45🔗 Drew What's that? Oh, you heard about the stuff, the stone? They got over there. You heard about this? There's some stuff you wipe on your penis.

1:06:53🔗 Shaggy You wipe on the edge of your penis and it's...

1:06:55🔗 Drew It's mixed with water.

1:06:56🔗 Shaggy Yeah, and it stays hard.

1:06:57🔗 Adam Yeah, it's called plaster here.

1:06:58🔗 Shaggy It's not very pleasant, by the way.

1:07:00🔗 Drew Not very pleasant.

1:07:00🔗 Shaggy No.

1:07:01🔗 Drew It's unpleasant erection.

1:07:02🔗 Shaggy It basically... So I've been told. Yeah, yeah. That it is... It's just hard and you can't actually ejaculate. It takes a while for it and it becomes uncomfortable after a while. Imagine being hard the whole time and you can't come.

1:07:22🔗 Adam Yeah, that's bad times.

1:07:23🔗 Shaggy That's not cool.

1:07:23🔗 Adam That's called the stone.

1:07:26🔗 Shaggy And normally the chicks don't really like it because they get very sore and dried out.

1:07:32🔗 Adam Did you say... Now, Willie, what did you try over there? No, no.

1:07:35🔗 Caller It's lamb's breath. It's their version of the good herb down there. I'm just inviting Shaggy. He's coming up to Portland. I want him to take the Pepsi Challenge of our Pacific Northwest goods when he comes up here. I hear you.

1:07:50🔗 Adam You're saying you guys have weed that would rival that of Jamaica.

1:07:54🔗 Caller I would take the Pepsi Challenge anyway.

1:07:56🔗 Adam All right. That's it.

1:07:57🔗 Caller I'm just inviting you, Shaggy.

1:07:59🔗 Adam All right, Mr. Personally, what's up?

1:08:01🔗 Caller Here we go. I'm about to ask my girlfriend to marry me, but this is the thing. I know that down the line, I'm going to want to be with another woman.

1:08:15🔗 Drew Why the hell would you get married?

1:08:17🔗 Caller Well, listen to me. The whole thing about our marriage is that you're with one person. For goodness sakes, after 25 years, you've done everything with this particular woman and what not sexually. You can still be there like the soul mate and everything like that. Now, I have no problem. How do I tell her this?

1:08:40🔗 Drew Well, your thinking is off.

1:08:42🔗 Caller My thinking is off.

1:08:43🔗 Drew Yeah, way off.

1:08:44🔗 Caller Why so?

1:08:45🔗 Adam Well, I mean, you can't enter the marriage with this kind of thinking.

1:08:49🔗 Drew Yeah, and it's not about how much arousal can you get out of your relationship. It's about the enriching commitment and depth of intimacy that's developed over time. And the extent that you detract from that by straying into another person will diminish that relationship, decrease the reality and the honesty in it, and decrease the intimacy and impair it.

1:09:11🔗 Adam Yes.

1:09:12🔗 Drew Put it at risk.

1:09:13🔗 Adam Unless you're drunk and you can't remember.

1:09:15🔗 Drew That's right. Then it's fine. So you're all tied up in drugs and alcohol and stuff. And your whole thing is how to feel good in the moment. And if that's your priority, you're not ready to get married. No way. And God forbid you should have kids.

1:09:29🔗 Adam Well, Drew's just giving it his blessing, if I'm not mistaken.

1:09:32🔗 Shaggy Go ahead, Shaggy. I feel with the whole marriage thing, whatever chick is it that you're going to really settle down with, I mean, she got to make you not... You can't be with a chick and then you'd be lusting off these other chicks and want to go hit them. You know what I mean? The whole thing is this, the chick that you got, how I look at it is like, if I see something I'm lusting off, I'll be like, that's banging, but my chick is better. You know what I mean? She's got to have that whole thing that keeps you interested the whole time. She got to make it exciting and you got to make it exciting for her also, you know what I mean? And that's how it kind of works.

1:10:09🔗 Drew You have to be committed to growing your lives together and it's got to be more important than getting off.

1:10:14🔗 Caller No, I totally understand that.

1:10:16🔗 Shaggy I don't even buy the commitment thing so much and I'm going to tell you why. Because you know, you can sit there and say yeah, it's all committed, but there's some times when you know people just grow the hell apart and commitment, it kind of goes to the back burner because if you're just not happy, you're going to say screw this commitment crap. You know what I mean?

1:10:33🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:10:33🔗 Shaggy You know, it boils down to you and this chick got to have some sort of chemistry, they got to keep it interested on both levels, both sides of the air, you and her and then, you know, it's just got, you can't, you come home, she say, hey baby, what do you want it tonight? It's like eating a meal, you know what I'm saying? Well, I got fish and you either have it escoviche or you're going to have it fried or one minute's going to be stewed or whatever. She got to spice it up a little bit to make the whole thing work. You know what I mean?

1:11:02🔗 Adam Don't use the fish reference.

1:11:06🔗 Shaggy Maybe wrong choice of a word.

1:11:08🔗 Adam Honey, you're like a mackerel. No, listen, I think this is what Shaggy is saying and I do agree with him, which is this, if you are, and I know Drew, you didn't mean it, semantics, but when you say commitment, it almost suggests that it's something you don't want to do but you commit yourself to doing it anyway and we'll get back to the food reference. It's like if you commit yourself to not eating beef or something but yet you're craving it every night, how long is it going to take for you to slip? Here's when you're ready to get married, when you're done eating.

1:11:45🔗 Caller Yeah. It's easy.

1:11:47🔗 Shaggy When you burped and everything.

1:11:51🔗 Adam As a guy, when you get married when you're 21, 22 or like Willie is 26 but emotionally, 21, 12, 22, 12. And you're craving, you can't do it like you're trying to go cold turkey with other women. It's like, okay, I'm not going to cheat. I'm not going to cheat.

1:12:07🔗 Shaggy Yeah, you can't do that.

1:12:08🔗 Adam I'm going to stay with her.

1:12:09🔗 Shaggy You've got to feel like you're ready.

1:12:11🔗 Adam You do that. Yeah, that's going to work for a little while. But as soon as you get a few drinks in you, as soon as you're out of town, as soon as the opportunity, just like it would with drugs, just like it would with ribs, just like it would with anything that you're trying real hard not to do.

1:12:25🔗 Shaggy It's like staying clean.

1:12:26🔗 Adam Yeah, you're going to slide right back into it. Don't do it until you're done with that part of your life.

1:12:33🔗 Shaggy So what do you think now? What if you meet a chick, right?

1:12:35🔗 Adam Right.

1:12:36🔗 Shaggy And she's never had any of those experience. But she's like, hey, you know, her whole thing is to get married, settle down, rah, rah, rah. Isn't it kind of scary you saying to yourself, well, should I really get in? She hasn't even experienced a lot of these things.

1:12:48🔗 Drew Women don't need that quite so much as men do.

1:12:50🔗 Shaggy What makes you think so, man?

1:12:51🔗 Drew Just they don't.

1:12:52🔗 Shaggy Oh, come on, Drew.

1:12:54🔗 Drew Some do, some do, but many don't.

1:12:57🔗 Shaggy So how come men and men does?

1:12:59🔗 Drew Men need that.

1:12:59🔗 Adam Man has a biology to do that.

1:13:02🔗 Shaggy You know you tell that to a chick and they ain't going to buy it.

1:13:04🔗 Adam Yeah, but they don't have to buy it, they live it. That's the way they're cut out.

1:13:10🔗 Drew When I go to these colleges and things and the girls go, why would they'll sit up and group a thousand people, why would a girl want to have sex with lots of guys? Why would they understand that? What would that do for them? It's like it doesn't make sense to them sometimes, and you never find a guy that says that.

1:13:25🔗 Shaggy But why would girls do it? Why do?

1:13:27🔗 Drew When they do do it, some of them, some do it because that's their biology, some of it do it because they're acting some stuff out from childhood, some of it do it because they're addicts. There's various reasons they do it, but most of them just don't have that going the way all guys do.

1:13:39🔗 Shaggy If I have a chick, right, that has had probably two partners in her whole life, and she's like 25 or what not, you know what I mean? Then it's safe to go there because she probably was just raised like that or she's genetically she's just not, she don't have a urge or what.

1:13:57🔗 Adam She doesn't have a genital agenda like you do as a man.

1:14:00🔗 Shaggy She doesn't think with the wrong head like me. It just doesn't work the same.

1:14:03🔗 Adam She doesn't even have that head. It's just a little, it's a miniature.

1:14:06🔗 Drew Some do, some do, but most don't.

1:14:08🔗 Adam It's not just...

1:14:09🔗 Shaggy So it's possible that if the chick is, you know, she's just good to go. And that's the one you take home to mom.

1:14:16🔗 Adam It's not...

1:14:17🔗 Drew That's you, not necessarily.

1:14:18🔗 Adam But it's not to say...

1:14:19🔗 Shaggy Oh, so some people like taking out the one that have like 16 or 17 guys.

1:14:23🔗 Drew Or it just doesn't bother them, yeah.

1:14:24🔗 Shaggy Or bring the one that's sliding down the pole every now and then. Because you know, that's the one that makes you happy.

1:14:30🔗 Adam Whatever, whatever.

1:14:31🔗 Shaggy I can't trust you. You know, they say, never make a whole housewife. That's the real, though.

1:14:37🔗 Drew Yeah, but what we know about those women is that they have some very, very traumatic histories and very traumatic histories.

1:14:43🔗 Shaggy So, normally, if chicks are like that, they have a very bad history and what not. And also, so you make sure, okay, guys, before you get involved with a girl, have her file.

1:14:53🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:14:54🔗 Shaggy You know, check her file.

1:14:56🔗 Drew Well, as you say, just check what she feels about dad.

1:14:59🔗 Adam Ask her if she likes her dad.

1:15:01🔗 Shaggy No, if she doesn't like her dad, what?

1:15:03🔗 Adam You're in trouble.

1:15:03🔗 Shaggy Oh, my.

1:15:04🔗 Adam Because you're going to become daddy at some point, and then there's trouble.

1:15:08🔗 Shaggy Ah.

1:15:09🔗 Adam You see, now, she shouldn't love her daddy too much, and she certainly shouldn't hate him. She should respect him, and she should think he's a good guy, and she should say, he did a good job, and he's a good guy, and I love him very much, and then you're in. You're fine. If she says, I see that, you know, if she yells like, why? Is he here? I'll kill that son of a bitch. You're screwed. Women do the dad transfer thing to their boyfriends, to their husbands.

1:15:36🔗 Shaggy But don't you think that the guys do the mom thing?

1:15:38🔗 Adam To a degree, to a degree.

1:15:39🔗 Shaggy Because mom never likes any other chick. My mom doesn't like a, any chick I bring is like, no, it's, you know, heavy screw, she scrutinize that girl. She walk funny, look funny, talk funny, you know? Moms do that though, you know what I mean? Moms. You know, yeah, they do that. And then the chick be like, oh, you want somebody that look like, that act like your mom. They do that.

1:16:00🔗 Adam There's a lot of guys who are influenced by their mom, but it isn't usually is to the degree that men are, I mean, I'm sorry, that women are with their dad. It's some, there's some influence, but it's not as much.

1:16:14🔗 Drew We hear it every night on the show, every night.

1:16:16🔗 Adam But Shay, really, your mom makes fun of the way your women walk?

1:16:20🔗 Shaggy My mom, I don't think my mom likes any chick that I've ever brought. She always finds a fault. And then the funniest thing, oh, now there's people that's good enough, but there's people that she's, I think that girl, and then there's always something funny with that chick. It could be like, eh, or maybe it's just a chick that she could manipulate.

1:16:35🔗 Adam Now does she think now that she wants your money, now that you've got money in your family?

1:16:39🔗 Shaggy I don't think she gets so much involved now.

1:16:41🔗 Adam Is it?

1:16:41🔗 Shaggy Because I kind of like, yo, my foot is down, you know, I'm the man, right? But back in the day, hey, like, hey, she don't look right, how she looks like that, you know.

1:16:49🔗 Adam Really?

1:16:50🔗 Shaggy Talk funny, you know. Like moms.

1:16:52🔗 Adam Yeah, that's my, my family had the reverse policy, which is, well, what the hell is she doing with you? They were serious.

1:16:59🔗 Drew Honey, come here, we gotta talk to her.

1:17:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, hey, come here, you high? This dude went to bed until he was 13. What are you, nuts? All right, we're going to hear a Shaggy song and then we'll come back and talk to you. This is off the Hotshot CD and this is called It Wasn't Me. There you go. Another hit from Shaggy, everybody. Hotshot is the name of the CD. I got a very emotional story with Shaggy and Drew during the break there. All right, we're going to say hi to Eric. Drew, you want to say hi to Eric for me? Sure, sure. Take a break here. Eric?

1:21:24🔗 Caller Yep.

1:21:25🔗 Adam You're 15?

1:21:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:26🔗 Adam What's your problem?

1:21:28🔗 Caller My girlfriend recently told me that she wanted to try having anal sex.

1:21:32🔗 Caller And I was wondering if I orgasmed inside her when we were doing that, would it hurt her in any way?

1:21:38🔗 Drew 15.

1:21:41🔗 Adam You could drown her soul.

1:21:45🔗 Shaggy How old is your girlfriend?

1:21:46🔗 Caller She's also 15.

1:21:48🔗 Adam I see. Well, someone's got to do it. Are you guys so bored of regular... Already? I mean, you know?

1:21:57🔗 Drew Huh?

1:21:58🔗 Shaggy How long have you guys been sexually active?

1:22:00🔗 Caller Um, not for that long.

1:22:01🔗 Drew It's like two or three months.

1:22:02🔗 Shaggy And you're bored already, man? You want to go back door? What's the deal, man?

1:22:06🔗 Caller All she wants to do is I'm like, oh, okay.

1:22:09🔗 Shaggy Tell her to stop watching them porno flicks. Too much of that, man.

1:22:14🔗 Adam Yeah, hey, Eric? Yeah. I don't... Well, Drew, it... Yes, you're seeming to be carrying something.

1:22:21🔗 Drew Yeah, there's always that potential.

1:22:23🔗 Adam But I doubt you have anything at 15. Did you wear a condom?

1:22:25🔗 Caller Yeah, I lost my virginity to her, so...

1:22:28🔗 Drew How about wearing a condom when you do that anyway?

1:22:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:30🔗 Shaggy How about not doing it at all?

1:22:33🔗 Adam Listen, this is like trying to get a watch out of a porta-potty. Put a glove on. I'm saying if you got to get down in there. You know what I mean? That is the time to wear a condom for you, not for her.

1:22:46🔗 Shaggy Yeah, that's right.

1:22:47🔗 Adam You understand? Because someone is going to pack your Johnson with doodoo.

1:22:52🔗 Drew Yeah, it's like a cannon fodder.

1:22:55🔗 Adam Yeah. You understand?

1:22:56🔗 Caller Yeah, I understand.

1:22:57🔗 Adam All right.

1:22:58🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:58🔗 Caller All right.

1:22:58🔗 Adam Just take it slow there, buddy.

1:23:00🔗 Caller Okay.

1:23:01🔗 Adam All right. I worry a little about her that that was on her list of things to do.

1:23:06🔗 Shaggy I know. That's what I'm saying. At 15.

1:23:09🔗 Adam Oh, man. All right. We will take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Kelly. Kelly hasn't had a period in the past year. I don't want to talk to her. Come on. Find someone better. And we'll talk to her in a minute. But let's see. We'll talk to Teresa, boyfriend, and Bitzer during sex. This is good.

1:23:26🔗 Shaggy Is it boyfriend?

1:23:27🔗 Caller Marv Albert?

1:23:30🔗 Adam We'll find out after this.

1:23:32🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE, 1-91, back in a minute.

1:23:38🔗 Caller Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla.

1:23:39🔗 Adam That is the passionate one, Dr. Drew, over there. Very passionate, passionate man. People don't know that about him. Shaggy is our guest tonight. Shaggy is... Well, you've seen him everywhere and we're glad to... I'm glad he took time out of his busy schedule to be on the show tonight.

1:23:58🔗 Shaggy I'm happy to be here, too.

1:23:59🔗 Adam Oh, we're real happy to have you. And Hot Shot is the name of the CD. And take some more calls and see if we can power through a few. Teresa?

1:24:09🔗 Caller Yes.

1:24:09🔗 Adam You're 25 and your boyfriend bites you during sex?

1:24:13🔗 Caller Um, yes. Well...

1:24:14🔗 Adam Yeah? Where does he bite you?

1:24:16🔗 Caller Well, one time when we were around each other, he just bit my arm.

1:24:21🔗 Shaggy Is it a hard bite or it's just...

1:24:23🔗 Caller A hard bite. He left a huge bruise on it and he just laughed about it.

1:24:27🔗 Adam Where does he normally bite you?

1:24:28🔗 Caller Um, well, that was the first time. But we don't see each other very much. We have... We talk on the phone and we do have phone sex often. And he talks about marking me completely and to where no one would be able to see me or...

1:24:40🔗 Adam Nice. By biting you?

1:24:42🔗 Caller Yes.

1:24:43🔗 Adam I see. Is he ever bit you anywhere else?

1:24:45🔗 Caller No.

1:24:46🔗 Adam So that was the first time meaning the only time?

1:24:49🔗 Caller Right.

1:24:49🔗 Adam That's another one of our geniuses.

1:24:52🔗 Drew Do you tell him that...

1:24:53🔗 Adam That was the first time. It's like, okay, tell us about the second... No, no, that was it. It was the first and last, right?

1:24:59🔗 Caller It is, but he talks about it a lot. But my concern is...

1:25:02🔗 Drew Why don't you tell him no?

1:25:04🔗 Caller I do.

1:25:05🔗 Drew And what does he say?

1:25:07🔗 Caller He insists on it.

1:25:09🔗 Drew Then, well, he...

1:25:10🔗 Adam Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. He's only done it one time.

1:25:13🔗 Caller Right.

1:25:14🔗 Adam Right? How long have you been with him?

1:25:18🔗 Caller I've known him for a year.

1:25:20🔗 Adam How long have you been with him? How long have you been with him?

1:25:24🔗 Caller Six months.

1:25:25🔗 Adam Okay. I've known him for a year. The guy didn't start biting you the first day he met you at the office and you weren't humping either, right?

1:25:32🔗 Caller No.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Okay. Just answer the question, please, you screwballs. Because you could have known the guy for ten years because he could have been a friend of your family, but if you were only intimate with him for the last week, then it's a problem. Meaning you've been intimate with him for six months, right?

1:25:48🔗 Caller Yes.

1:25:48🔗 Adam And I know he hasn't been around much. He's the only bitch you once in that six months.

1:25:54🔗 Caller Right.

1:25:54🔗 Adam And you've had sex a number of times, right?

1:25:57🔗 Caller No.

1:25:58🔗 Adam How many times have you had sex?

1:26:00🔗 Caller None.

1:26:02🔗 Shaggy Huh?

1:26:02🔗 Adam You've never had sex?

1:26:04🔗 Caller No.

1:26:05🔗 Drew Just phone sex.

1:26:06🔗 Adam Why?

1:26:07🔗 Shaggy How did he bite you over the phone?

1:26:09🔗 Caller No, we were just around each other. And we were kind of wrestling around and he bit my arm.

1:26:14🔗 Drew How many times have you been in his presence?

1:26:17🔗 Caller Several times.

1:26:18🔗 Adam Is he in prison?

1:26:20🔗 Caller No.

1:26:20🔗 Adam Where is he?

1:26:22🔗 Caller He's far away.

1:26:24🔗 Adam All right. Hey, see you. Screw you.

1:26:27🔗 Drew Where is he?

1:26:28🔗 Adam Listen, I hope he bites what's left of your brain, you screwball. I don't want far away when I ask where someone is. Jesus Christ. You imagine if everyone was like our callers. You talk to the pilot of your plane. When are we going to land? Long time.

1:26:43🔗 Caller Long time.

1:26:45🔗 Adam Where are we going? Far away. Listen, where can I pick a Barenta car?

1:26:49🔗 Caller Around.

1:26:51🔗 Adam It's like, listen, you idiots. Oh, screw her. I'm done. I really, I really. I hope someone bites her mouth off.

1:26:57🔗 Caller I really do. God.

1:26:59🔗 Adam Listen, she doesn't even see the guy.

1:27:02🔗 Shaggy I don't know.

1:27:04🔗 Adam He's far away.

1:27:05🔗 Shaggy He's a weird call.

1:27:06🔗 Adam He's in prison is where he is. Marcus?

1:27:09🔗 Caller Yeah, what's up?

1:27:10🔗 Adam You're 19. What's going on?

1:27:11🔗 Caller Yeah, question for Shaggy.

1:27:13🔗 Shaggy What's up, yo?

1:27:14🔗 Caller When did you start your career and why?

1:27:19🔗 Shaggy Well, I don't know. It kind of started from sometime around 1987, sometime around there. And why?

1:27:28🔗 Adam That's an insulting question.

1:27:30🔗 Drew How dare you?

1:27:31🔗 Caller I got another one, though.

1:27:33🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. I guess, I mean, obviously you're a fan, right?

1:27:36🔗 Caller Yeah. Right.

1:27:38🔗 Adam And I mean, how did it come to you? I mean, did you start performing early?

1:27:42🔗 Shaggy It's just something that just, this is a hobby-turned-career for me, man.

1:27:46🔗 Adam Right.

1:27:47🔗 Shaggy You know, I just, this is just something that I, you know, I don't play ball very well. I don't do much of anything very well. But I, I found this, I had this knack to write lyrics or make lyrics up out of my head, even without writing it and just rhyming. You know, it would, and I would do that in competition at, at, at dance hall. It's somewhat of freestyle and dis-ease each other on sound systems. And, and it was just fun. You know, then I just started to make records because basically I didn't like a lot of records that was being made. I just started making them myself.

1:28:19🔗 Adam Right. So, I mean, it was, it was organic.

1:28:22🔗 Shaggy Yeah, it was just fun. It just, you know, just turned into, and then, you know, Virgin Records shoved a million dollars on my throat. And I thought I just started to think about it a little differently, you know.

1:28:31🔗 Adam Hey, Marcus.

1:28:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:32🔗 Adam What's the second question?

1:28:34🔗 Caller I was going to ask, now, this album you got now in the single is making you more commercial. Do you think, like, this the only big hit you're going to have besides, you know, another wits?

1:28:45🔗 Adam And the follow up is, when are you going to stop?

1:28:48🔗 Drew Yeah. When are you going to stop selling out?

1:28:51🔗 Shaggy You know what? You know, if you check this, if you check, say, for instance, in Oh Carolina, Oh Carolina was a song that was a mainstream song, but yet still in every dance hall, in every hardcore dance hall, it was a huge hit. Bombastic was also a hit on the mainstream, and in every dance hall, hardcore dance hall, it was also a big hit. It's the same thing when it wasn't me, so I really don't call it selling out. It's basically at the same time, people call me selling out because I want my music to be seen or heard by a lot of people. Bob Marley wanted his music to be heard by a lot of people. I certainly didn't call him selling out, but then again, back in the days, his peers used to call him selling out, funny enough.

1:29:32🔗 Adam Well, I mean, that works artistically, whether you're making movies or making records, soon as you start doing the bigger mainstream, getting a wider audience, then that's what they call you. I don't even think that was, I think he just had a sort of, he had a unflattering way of phrasing things. I don't think he meant any disrespect.

1:29:57🔗 Shaggy I don't think so either.

1:29:58🔗 Adam Mary?

1:29:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:59🔗 Adam You're 23?

1:30:01🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:30:01🔗 Adam And you're angry?

1:30:03🔗 Caller I'm not angry.

1:30:04🔗 Drew Do you have an electric toothbrush going there?

1:30:07🔗 Caller No.

1:30:09🔗 Drew You hear that?

1:30:09🔗 Adam Yeah, it's just buzzing on the line.

1:30:11🔗 Caller Oh, here. I'll take a little headphone, earphone thing.

1:30:14🔗 Shaggy I was just going to say, shut off your vibrator.

1:30:17🔗 Drew All right.

1:30:17🔗 Adam So, real fast, you want to know if your four years of phone sex can desensitize you?

1:30:24🔗 Caller Pretty much.

1:30:25🔗 Adam You did that for a living?

1:30:27🔗 Drew No.

1:30:27🔗 Caller It's just like this phone line where you can call in and, you know, kind of like most people use it for jacking off, even though you're supposed to use it for like meeting nice people and going out on dates, you know?

1:30:38🔗 Adam Right. Right. And you did that?

1:30:40🔗 Caller Well, no, I kind of just use it when I'm like, you know, masturbating because it's funner to hear someone talk to you while you're masturbating than doing it alone.

1:30:46🔗 Adam That's you doing that?

1:30:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:49🔗 Adam Okay. So, you did this?

1:30:51🔗 Caller And I haven't had satisfying sex. Like, I try to have sex with like a vibrator and stuff. And I mean, it's fun, but I've never had an orgasm during sex.

1:30:59🔗 Adam All right. And you did this for four years?

1:31:03🔗 Caller Yeah, just on and off, like, you know, when I'm masturbating.

1:31:05🔗 Adam Right. You're a big gal?

1:31:07🔗 Caller No, I'm normal.

1:31:08🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

1:31:10🔗 Caller He's totally normal, fine.

1:31:12🔗 Adam Everything's good.

1:31:13🔗 Caller Yeah, never been abused, molested, nothing weird.

1:31:16🔗 Adam Have you been in any long-term good relationships?

1:31:19🔗 Caller No.

1:31:20🔗 Adam Why not?

1:31:21🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:31:22🔗 Caller Not like I started late. I think I'm a good-looking girl.

1:31:24🔗 Adam Right.

1:31:25🔗 Caller And I was like, you know, had my first sexual experience like at 18, like normal.

1:31:31🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:31🔗 Caller But it's always one night stand.

1:31:33🔗 Drew It's always like once you work on finding a relationship.

1:31:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:36🔗 Drew Work at it. Spend a little time, invest something in it and get it. Get one.

1:31:39🔗 Adam I'm going to speak for Drew here when we got to take a break. But it wasn't the phone sex that screwed her up. It was her desire to call it for four years instead of having a relationship that screwed her up.

1:31:50🔗 Drew That's right.

1:31:51🔗 Adam Before she picked up the phone.

1:31:52🔗 Drew Yep.

1:31:52🔗 Adam She's got to get intimate with someone.

1:31:54🔗 Drew That's right.

1:31:54🔗 Adam And there's something that's keeping her out of that. And she's got to look into that and we'll be back. Well, there you go. Another enlightening two hours of Loveline in the cam. Hotshot is the name of Shaggy's CD. Go out and buy it or don't. He'll be laughing all the way back to Jamaica.

1:32:21🔗 Shaggy We have five million albums.

1:32:22🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:32:23🔗 Adam All right. So really.

1:32:24🔗 Drew Shaggy, glad you're back.

1:32:25🔗 Shaggy I'm glad to be back, man. Thanks, Drew.

1:32:27🔗 Adam Nice to meet you, Shaggy. A real pleasure.

1:32:29🔗 Shaggy Thanks, man.

1:32:30🔗 Adam Come back anytime and until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:32:36🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline, his hand, Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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