1:13🔗
Yep, it is Loveline.
1:15🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, facts number 3108-54-44-55, Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist.
1:43🔗
I beg your pardon?
1:44🔗
Adam
So much. Anymore. Oh, please. You can't give all the kids the wrong idea. No, I couldn't feel better.
2:17🔗
Adam
I think I might have something rolling around in my trunk. That is Justina Vail, by the way, from 7 Days. UPN, Wednesday Nights, 8 o'clock. And I've never seen the show in my life. Drew, have you seen the show?
2:58🔗
No, not. Well, no, not me.
3:01🔗
Adam
Yes, I'm doing this when whenever any of my shows are on. But I do. I do watch The Simpsons.
3:08🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm not on that. Did I get an answer from that? I'm going to call my god damn manager.
3:12🔗
Drew
Are you telling me you've been pretending you've been writing it for years? But all right. All right.
3:19🔗
Justina Vail
Oh, it's all about time travel and people that work for the NSA and back engineering Roswell debris and things like that, you know, saving the world every week. Right.
3:46🔗
Adam
Natasha would be too stereotypical. You go with Olga and put a little twist on it. And is it how do you do that accent? Did you have to work on it? Is it some that comes naturally? Do you have experience?
3:59🔗
Justina Vail
I have had prior experience playing Russian and Romanian for some reason. I guess people think I look like I'm not anything other than Slavic.
4:17🔗
Adam
Some people seem to be able to do accents and others don't. Did you fall in the don't category?
4:25🔗
Adam
Well, I have a dialect, which is a region of North Hollywood that a lot of people don't get to. No, I have a nose. I have a deviated septum, you know, that just kind of and kind of a lackluster approach to life.
4:41🔗
Drew
I didn't know that a drone would be considered an accent. No, but accents are sort of an uplifting quality to the voice.
4:48🔗
Adam
God bless you, Justina, for calling it that, because it sounds so international, that sort of waiting to die, sort of this stuck animal groan that you usually hear out of me. But I'm sorry, we were talking about your training, your background and all that.
5:17🔗
Justina Vail
That's where that accent's from, isn't it? I knew I recognized it. It's Hong Kongese.
5:21🔗
Adam
What was your dad in the military or was he some kind of oil tycoon or what was he doing?
5:26🔗
Justina Vail
No. He was just a good old-fashioned civil engineer that was working, British civil engineer that was working in the colonies at the time. So I'm a colony brat.
5:49🔗
Justina Vail
I'd tag along, yeah. It was pretty cool because it was in the tropics and we got to play Tarzan and Jane in the vines.
5:58🔗
Adam
I would imagine it was a pretty well-rounded environment, but how could you take leaving your friends, I mean, packing up and heading to a new school and all that stuff? Yeah.
6:11🔗
Justina Vail
And it continued that way. So, you know, I'm still trying to recover. I finally bought my own home just recently. And it's bizarre because I haven't been in one place for more than a few months.
6:37🔗
Justina Vail
Oh, yeah. I mean, would you mind coming over? I mean, I'd love to show you some stuff that I'm looking at.
6:51🔗
Is she over there?
7:09🔗
Adam
Well, we'll talk during the commercial because, uh, Drew, I'm trying to get you to my I want you over my house.
7:17🔗
Adam
Your wife called me and invited me to Christmas dinner. Oh, but I saw right through that that thinly veiled excuse to get me over there to look at the kitchen.
7:32🔗
You are an asshole.
7:41🔗
Adam
All right. Yes. Your mom will, your mom was a little Freudian slip there. Your wife will buy that from pavilions. No doubt. Alex, what is that?
7:52🔗
Yeah.
7:55🔗
Caller
Okay. My parents said they wanted to meet my boyfriend for Christmas, but the problem is that like, yeah, they're not racist, but they don't really like, except me and my sisters having boyfriends outside of like our race.
8:20🔗
Adam
Well, because, you know, you go outside the race, you know, you head over to the white race. And then, then it's a fast re-fall after that. You get a Mexican, a Filipino, all the Asian cultures. You know, that's tough on the parents.
8:40🔗
Drew
Yeah, I see. Well, you know what I find really fascinating about this is that when you pull the issue away from the phenotype, from your skin color, it's bizarre because we actually have to ask you, well, what color are you? What color is he? And it's such a bizarre notion. You love your boyfriend. You're involved with him.
9:06🔗
Drew
Yeah, I suspect. What we normally, our normal advice for this situation is to get the boyfriend over there. Maybe not in an intense environment like a family holiday, but get your parents to know him for who he is so they don't see the skin or the features or whatever. They just see, you know, he's a person.
9:24🔗
Caller
They're not racist because they have friends and because we're mixed. My parents are from Belize and like I have my grandmother is Indian. My my other grandfather, he's from he's Welsh. He's from Wales. Right. And things like that. But my dad is is like my mom doesn't care. But my dad is going to I know what he's going to say.
9:44🔗
Drew
He's going to be like, your dad's going to care just because you're dating when you're 16.
9:50🔗
Drew
Yeah. Come on. Give him a break to give him a give your dad a chance to get to know who this guy is. It's going to be tough for the kid. But yeah, it's miserable.
9:57🔗
Caller
And what you're I know he's going to feel out of place because like Christmas is like a time with family. And it's going to be well, but I'm saying maybe family hold on to my family, how much of black people and he's going to be like the only Filipino person.
10:27🔗
Crossroads.
10:33🔗
Adam
Well, how do you go to the same school if he's in North Hollywood and you're in Hollywood? I know to people around the country that sounds like they're next door, but they're not.
10:41🔗
Caller
Okay, we both went to the same middle school and we were really good friends at first and I didn't want to...
10:54🔗
Adam
That's good radio on me when they repeatedly say it doesn't matter. All right, if it doesn't matter, why won't you tell me?
11:11🔗
Adam
I'll screw you. Good. Really, I hope you have to call the cops. Cindy, you idiots who won't give me answers to some questions. How dare all of you. Go screw off. Jump off a cliff.
11:27🔗
Drew
Does that make you feel comfortable bringing some intimate information to the table? Here, go ahead.
11:31🔗
Adam
I want to know what goddamn middle school I went to. Jesus Christ. I got a blow to get an answer around here.
11:38🔗
Caller
Um, me and my boyfriend have been together for about two months and he's really the religious sensitive type. About two weeks ago, I teared on him with a girl and I just wanted to know if I should tell him or break up with him or what.
11:55🔗
Justina Vail
I wouldn't tell him anything. I would probably keep this one quiet unless you've decided you're going to continue with your girlfriend and then split up with him.
12:50🔗
Adam
That's why you want to tell him. You're gonna let him, you're gonna let him find out somehow. He's gonna freak out. You guys are gonna break up and then you're out.
12:58🔗
Okay.
13:01🔗
No, I don't.
13:06🔗
Yeah, he's perfect.
13:07🔗
Yeah.
13:17🔗
Justina Vail
I've done the same thing, you know, in my life. I've attracted the kind of guys that, you know, aren't too nice. And then when a really nice guy comes along, I do something to sabotage it. It's really common. Yeah, okay.
14:14🔗
Adam
Don't call the goddamn show with the stereo so loud that I can hear it. It drives me nuts. I yell at people every night about it. That's it. Get off the speaker phone. Turn the TV down. Sit up straight and speak English. Thank you.
14:29🔗
Drew
But the thing is with Cindy is if she's able to actually be open to intimacy with this guy, she might heal. I just think she's kind of stuck in a chaotic rhythm. That's not going to get better without some real soul searching.
14:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. We all know that she is a good 10 years with some therapy away from being able to act positively or restrain herself. She is going to let him know about this somehow one way or another. Or if he doesn't find out about this time, there'll be another episode. He'll find out. Or she'll hang in.
15:08🔗
Hello?
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Caller
I was wondering, I have like this rash between my leg and my vagina on the outer side.
15:39🔗
Drew
A blistering itchy rash is herpes until proven otherwise. Herpes doesn't have to be inside the vagina. It can be out on the skin as well. Now, that area is where the elastic from your underwear hits to, and there can be allergies to that, and there can be fungus. And all of these can go and come, and they're all itchy. And you need to have somebody take a look at that.
16:15🔗
Adam
I see. Well, maybe it's a little heat rash. I don't know what girls get going down there.
16:19🔗
Drew
Nice, Adam. That's a firm diagnosis. Yeah, it's good. You've heard me mention that many, many times.
16:32🔗
Drew
That's a form of herpes. To me, the oral col-sour is just to show how silly people are about herpes. They freak out when it occurs in one part of their body, but the other part is just a col-sour.
16:42🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something, Justina. If I took a cigarette and burnt your cheek with it, it would be herpes, according to Drew.
16:49🔗
Drew
Okay. Everything is herpes. Let me tell you what the history of that comment is. Adam has a herpetic rash that he rubs on his chin about every six months, photo activated, stress activated. Yes. But, therefore, it's not, and I'm wrong.
17:08🔗
Adam
I never got it from anybody. I never had contact with anybody. I did some gay porn in the early days. Yes, but we didn't kiss. We didn't kiss. That was my policy, by the way, when I was a male prostitute. No kissing.
17:31🔗
Why are you hanging up on everybody?
17:57🔗
Caller
Okay, like I'm on the circumcise, and when I pull it back to like touch my head, it like really, really stings.
18:16🔗
Caller
Okay, and also like when I get an erection, and I try and pull back my foreskin, it like really hurts and it won't go back.
18:32🔗
Drew
It's too tight, the pull. Yeah. Well, that's one of the reasons that people get circumcisions is that can happen very easily. And as you pull it back, it'll kind of rip and tear again, and that shrinks it even more. So you might just talk to your doctor about it. It's not a big deal, and they may not do anything with it, frankly, but it's just something to have looked at again.
18:51🔗
Adam
All right, Jimmy. Bye. Hey, let me tell you the great part about being a big time, like me.
19:03🔗
Adam
No, it's, I get stuff in the mail. Like I never, I don't know if you're aware of this, Drew. I don't know if you ever had a period in your life.
19:12🔗
Adam
You didn't get stuff in the mail. Good stuff. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Like when you're poor, you get nothing but bills. Bills and flyers to the Home Depot. No packages.
19:26🔗
Adam
You get a package once in a while when you send away for something, but if you don't have a credit card, you can't send away for anything. I made it through 13 years of adult life without receiving anything larger than an envelope in the mail.
19:43🔗
Adam
And now I'm sitting around and I get these big Beers of the World packages from agents and managers and stuff, stuff starts showing up at the house. You know what I'm talking about?
20:04🔗
Adam
I ate the Bob Eapman bell. He's our radio agent. I ate the bell of cheese, the sausage. Last night, I ate a half a block of Toblerone.
20:17🔗
Adam
It's coming in the mail. And for me, it's not a gift. It's meals on wheels. Yeah. I'm like a shut-in. I'm in my sweatpants and I'm living off the baskets now, like a pack rack.
20:28🔗
Drew
But what Justina doesn't know about your deprived history, and so for you, it's like some sort of spiritual event. It's like something from heaven.
20:41🔗
Adam
I grew up in this weird health food family, right? And my family was like, the beef has hormones and it has nitrates, and meat is going to kill you, and you'll get cancer, and it's part of the government's conspiracy. And sugar makes you hyperactive and ruins you. And white flour, everything ruins you. The only we could eat, we ate like Indians, with stream water and some pemmican, and then whatever was floating in the stream, we were able to eat. And you know, bread that you had to cut with a sawzall, and if you cut it any thicker than two, any thinner than two inches, it would just break up in your hands. The kind of bread where you tried to put peanut butter on it, and it rolled and picked up pieces of the bread, and at the end you had a peanut butter ball with pieces of bread stuck to it.
21:33🔗
Adam
Oh, so it was like the peanut butter was this unbleached hole, unsalted, still in the shell, you know, the kind that took, like you had to, you couldn't just buy it and eat it. You had to stir it because the oil would be separate and they have to turn it upside down and put it in the fridge for three days and put it in like a brown bag and put it in the root cellar. It was horrible, horrible. Now the doorbell rings and there are these guys.
22:04🔗
Adam
It is. It's well, it's karma against my parents before me. That's what I look at. I'm finally the recipient of some good karma.
22:17🔗
Adam
Big bowl. I got a basket of, I got beers around the world. I got cheeses. I got crackers. I got cake. That's what I ate tonight. I ate Bob Eatman's Bell of Gouda.
22:36🔗
Adam
It's so good. Yeah. I ate the sausage. I don't even know what to do with that big chunk of Parmesan. That thing's like a brick.
22:45🔗
Drew
People are saying, we're talking about like Liberty Bell size of cheese. You ate like three pounds of cheese.
22:50🔗
Yeah.
22:51🔗
Adam
Well, I didn't do the entire bell. I'm going to do the other half. But I did this big log of Toblerone with these nuts in it.
23:00🔗
Never felt better.
23:12🔗
Adam
Pink dot won't make it to my house. Why? And let me tell you something. I got something to say about this pink dot. Oh, look at Anderson rolling his eyes over there as we run late. But here's the deal. And here's the deal. I live up in the hills and I'm out of range.
23:27🔗
Adam
I don't mind being out of range because they're perks. You're also out of range of gunfire, too, which is the good news about... You're out of range of everything, which is great. That's where I choose to live.
23:47🔗
Adam
We're within gunfire range of your house. But here's the thing. People don't know what pink dot is. And I don't think they have it in Iowa, do they?
24:05🔗
Adam
No, not even online. You can pick up the phone. This is what you do when you're stoned and you're in your underpants and you don't want to get in your car and it's cold outside and you got a little money to burn and it's worth it not to head down for a six pack and a pack of cigarettes and a hoagie sandwich or whatever it is you want at two in the morning, they will bring it up to your house. But here's the deal with all these places, whether it be a pink dot or any kind of delivery, whether it be pizza, whatever it is, their flyers make it out five miles further than their truck does. And this is where I think I got a lawsuit. Because my deal is if I got the goddamn flyer, I want the goddamn pizza. I can't tell you how many millions of flyers I got for stuff or I go, great, I'm gonna call pink dot and I'm gonna call dominoes. And I call them and I go, we don't make it there. The guy you hired to litter my driveway with your flyers makes it up here, but you don't? No, we don't. And here's the thing, if your flyer makes it somewhere, you have to make it there. That's my policy. Isn't that fair? I mean, it's like I'm being tortured with the pink dot.
25:17🔗
Adam
I'm being tortured with the menu. I sit home and I look at the menu and I go, oh, this is great. I'm gonna get a bigger bell of cheese. I'm gonna get some cigarettes. I'm gonna get some coffee. I'm gonna get everything. I'm all delivering. Then I call them up. No, we don't make it.
25:32🔗
Drew
We'll go to break and you'll talk Justina about carpentry. You get to keep talking. Here we go. Here we go.
25:39🔗
Adam
I wasn't deprived of carpentry growing up, you understand. I don't have as much energy for it. Justina Vail is our guest tonight from 7 Days UPN. Eight o'clock, Wednesday nights. We'll be back after this. Yep, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Justina Vail is our guest tonight. Justina is from Seven Days, UKN, eight o'clock Wednesday nights, seven o'clock Mountain Time.
26:54🔗
Justina Vail
Good. I have a question. I'm 18 years old and I work in a restaurant. A regular customer, she's 30 years old, really nice lady, always comes in. I talk to her a lot. On Sunday, she came in and asked me to have a threesome with her and her 48-year-old boyfriend.
27:13🔗
Justina Vail
And this lady is like at least 30, maybe even 40. And I like I told her basically no, but I wasn't really firm about it. And she like begged me to just consider it. Think about it.
27:26🔗
Justina Vail
You know, sleep on it. Just think about it. And I mean, she's really nice, but I don't know how to tell her no and be firm.
27:35🔗
Adam
I see. So you're not going to do it. No, you know, you know what I like, though, and you sound pretty healthy. Everyone now gives these things some consideration, like their job offer. Back in my day, if I was, I couldn't ask for a hand job without being hit with a chair. Forget about the threesomes, the orgies, the just flat out, straight out oral sex is like guys asking for oral sex and women feeling like, well, I didn't want to do it.
28:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. Everyone has, it's like, no offer will be refused. We have to consider everything.
28:15🔗
Justina Vail
It's also really hard for women to, for some reason we're raised not to say no. We're raised to say, oh, well, okay.
28:29🔗
Justina Vail
I know, but like, I feel bad. Not that I feel bad, but she is really nice and she comes in all the time. And she came in tonight.
28:36🔗
Drew
Yeah, but Nikki, nice is as nice as it does. She's not nice. She's intruding. She's a predator.
28:41🔗
Adam
She's going after you. She's a junkie, too. She's at work. Are you kidding me? She's got a 48 year old boyfriend. I can see him with his camp fashion out of Budweiser cans.
29:14🔗
Adam
And I well, OK, she's going to spend 20, 30 dollars a month over there, then that's different. You have to you have to have sex with her.
29:28🔗
Drew
Hey, Nikki, Nikki, did you ever have like Nikki? Did you ever have like a slight eating disorder? No, never.
29:42🔗
Justina Vail
I don't know. I just it's hard for me to say no to people. I understand that I'm totally not interested.
29:47🔗
Drew
You've got to be able to maintain boundaries. You've got to make there put it back where it belongs on them.
29:56🔗
Drew
Nikki, you know, we're going to get out of town. We're going to teach you. Let her handle her own feelings. You just stay. You just be responsive to yours.
30:04🔗
Adam
Justina, you're an actress. You do all those crazy voices on television. I want you to play the part of the amorous 30 something patron who wants to coax Nikki into a threesome. I'll be the no count boyfriend.
30:30🔗
Justina Vail
All right. So Nikki, hey, have you been thinking about it? Because, you know, we're really excited about this idea that we were talking about. So, you know, you want to go for it? Because it's going to be great.
30:42🔗
Adam
You got any day old pastry? You got one of them, one of them, what you call a thrift shop and then bakery thrift shops.
30:50🔗
Adam
You ever see them hostess thrift shop? You ever pass them places? They give a discount on stuff that's old that other people don't want to eat, but I don't mind because my teeth is saying so good. And my taste buds been killed from smoking Koolz for too long and drinking.
31:05🔗
Drew
You shut up. Let's hear what you're doing. Nikki does with it. Just a second. Because she was, because she could, Nikki could not say no. We'll go.
31:23🔗
Justina Vail
It's going to be great. You'll have a good time. You don't want to. Of course you do.
31:48🔗
We can get it on there.
31:52🔗
Adam
All right. Listen, you can't even, listen, I couldn't say no to Justina either. I can't, you can't even say no when you're play acting, for Christ's sake.
32:07🔗
What happened?
32:12🔗
Drew
No, I heard no. I heard it. Good. People seem to have no problem saying no to me and Adam. That's no problem.
32:24🔗
Adam
No, no, no. Diggie, save your no's, OK? Is there a way to release that when she comes in again?
32:44🔗
Drew
I want to get at why she can't say no a little bit. Let's just go to solutions. Can I go to the bathroom if you're going to go down this cul-de-sac boredom? Let's just ask some easy questions. Is there any alcoholic dad, mom?
33:12🔗
Drew
Why is that? I just get intrusion all over the place. Okay. And that's why I think eating disorder, she has no separate self. So she can't defend herself. She can't even tune into where she's at. Other people's feelings are all that count. That's a lot of experiences.
33:42🔗
Adam
When someone comes in and they want to, they're trying to order a coffee to go, he says no.
33:57🔗
Adam
I don't know. There's a lot of, there's a lot. I had difficulty saying no when I was 18 too. Fortunately, no one asked me to do anything.
34:06🔗
Drew
You had a different issue. You had underdeveloped self because no, not just literally no nourishment, but no emotional nourishment to develop a self. She, I just feel is just, what?
34:18🔗
Drew
And she, the feeling from her, the affect she raises in me is just sort of intrusion pond. Like she can't control.
34:35🔗
Caller
Um, I have a question about, I'm actually, I just graduated from high school and I'm going off to college next year. And, you know, I really think that what you guys are doing is great, especially, you know, Dr. Drew, I think you really help people out, you know.
34:55🔗
Caller
I graduated two trimesters early. I'm spending the rest of the year in Costa Rica doing some community service. Wow. So I was just wondering next year when I go off to college, you know, how you think I could try and start a support group for kids and teens who have these kind of problems that you guys deal with?
35:22🔗
Adam
Yeah. Drew gets such a boner when he hears about colleges. Yeah. Especially the good ones.
35:28🔗
All right.
35:29🔗
Drew
Listen, I'm sure they will have a very highly developed health care system at Swarthmore.
35:34🔗
Yeah.
35:36🔗
Drew
I understand. So we can get laid. Most universities, at least, that I have had contact with that have well-developed health care systems also have a peer counseling limb. And they are looking for volunteers. They want to train people. They want to create outreach, not just within the community there, but they also tend to have outreach, not just within the college community, but out into the community. The small schools like Swarthmore really have to do a lot of this kind of stuff too. Okay. So I bet you there'll be tons of opportunity. Just keep your eyes open, look for it, ask around, and you'll find ways to give back.
36:13🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something, man. You're gonna spend your whole life changing the world, then as soon as you kick off, it's gonna snap right back to the way it was before you got here.
36:27🔗
Adam
I am too. I'm trying to make my mark in the world too, by sitting home in sweatpants and receiving baskets and living off of those baskets. I know this sounds a little out there, but can I eat the basket or is that just what holds the food?
36:45🔗
Justina Vail
You know, they have these chocolate boxes now that I heard about tonight. Oh, really? You can actually eat the box.
36:57🔗
Drew
It's very much what your mother used to feed you, so it'll be very familiar hay and it's like it's slightly tastier because I think there's some salt in the actual manufacturing process.
37:07🔗
Adam
But, you know, it's funny about that basket. You start on the basket like you were picking up a softball team in junior high. You know, I mean, you start with the good guys. Yeah.
37:20🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, we're going to take Chris Ray, Steve Barkett. Come here, buddy. Yeah, I got Barkett on my team. He's a gamer. And then you work your way down to what John DeClerk, the guy who's the studious one who has got the skinny legs with the socks that are falling down.
37:38🔗
Adam
This is how the basket starts for me. It starts off with first the surveying of the basket. I've learned not to jump in too quickly. Let's see what we got here. Pull it out, itemize it, dust it off. Let's see what we got here. Then get rid of the packing stuff. Sometimes something valuable slides up under that green grass or that hay they got stuffed in there for packing. Find little goodies. It's like change falling through a cushion and a sofa. But get the good stuff out. It always starts the same way. It's like, I like the nuts. I like the cashews and the honey roasted and the smoked almonds and all that. I'll start with that and the cheese and the chocolate. There'll be something that I'll look at and I'll swear to Christ I'm not going to eat. No way. I'm allergic to this. I don't like it. It's no good. Fast forward 10 days. I'm like a raccoon. I keep going back to the basket looking for the thing that I ate a week ago. There's got to be one more of those bells of cheese hanging around somewhere. Tell me, who sends one bell? There must be a course of bells here. Nope, ain't there. And then, sure enough, I'm into whatever it is. I said I wasn't going to eat. That's the way it works. All right. Justina Vail's our guest of night for seven days. UPN, 8 o'clock, Wednesday nights. Is that tomorrow night?
39:04🔗
Adam
No, then it's tonight. Oh, no, but you missed it. You're so right, Drew. Where are we going after this? I'm not sure. You're going to find a good call?
39:15🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. Martin is going to want to know a polite way to tell his girlfriend that she's got a little stinky foo foo down there after this. I'm always surprised when the show starts again, Drew.
40:02🔗
Adam
A little of each tonight. Justina Vail is our guest tonight. She's from Seven Days on UPN. You don't recognize her without a Russian accent.
40:19🔗
Adam
You know, I was thinking of a team, the Russian rapper tonight because I was going... You want to know what's a good thing to do around the holidays? Go find that box you have. In my case, it's up in my attic with a bunch of pictures. I don't have my pictures in any kind of order or anything. It's just a hodgepodge of stuff. Old girlfriends and weird little certificates. I found my Catholic big brother four-year certificate thing. It's still in the sweatpants, still noshing on the cheese and whatever was in the basket. Nate was the name of my Catholic little brother. Your name. Right. Who was, how dare you? I poured my heart and soul into that kid. Let me tell you something about this kid though. I got hooked up with Nate when Nate was like, Nate was like 11 or probably 12 years old. And I was with the Catholic big brother organization probably about four or five years. And then I was with him until he became 18. And basically when they become 18, that's kind of it. I mean, you can hang out if you want, but he didn't want to hang out with me. Now the thing is, is the whole time I was with Nate, I was, I never made more than 250 bucks in one week. I was driving around a beat up truck. I was, we're eating a Taco Bell. I had five roommates, you know, I mean, it was a mess. And then Nate and I broke up and I got some, you know, it was tough. I, I, then things started working out for me. I got on MTV and we got the radio show and the man show and all that kind of stuff and Nate has called me once in the five years since I got famous.
42:06🔗
Drew
He showed up a couple of times at the set at MTV. He showed up and you blew him off. Then he stopped calling.
42:12🔗
Adam
Oh, now, Drew, you take that back. You know, I did not. I was, I was, I was distracted, distracted.
42:22🔗
Adam
I had been drinking that afternoon. No, I did not blow him off. Nate has, seriously, Nate has shown up. He showed up at the set of the man show. Yeah. Once last season. I guess he did show up at Loveline.
42:45🔗
Adam
That's my point. He cut me off as soon as I got on TV, which is bizarre because the guy called me five times a week when I was swinging a hammer. And then I get on TV and you figure the guy, me being on MTV, him being 18, 19 years old, would be hitting me up for tickets, would be wanting to hang out, want to get in on the on the gravy train. Nope. I've talked to him a couple of times the last five years. Fine. I mean, everything's good with him. He's doing well, but he's not asked me for a penny. He has not asked me for a ticket, a windbreaker, a duffel bag.
43:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. The only car-related thing with Nate is he had... Nate used to like to meet chicks online, and one summer he met a little honey who lived in Kentucky. He was 14, didn't have his driver's license yet, but thought it'd be a good time if we drove out to Kentucky, you know, during the summer, like strangers often do. So I was like, let me get this straight, me and you were heading to Kentucky to hang out with this chick you met on the internet. Yeah, just one week, be a nice road trip.
44:00🔗
Are you high?
44:02🔗
Adam
He's the same guy, I gave him my calling card to call his gal in Kentucky, and I got my phone shut off 10 days later. That was a very valuable lesson.
44:13🔗
Yeah.
44:13🔗
Adam
I gave him this calling card. I said, Nate, you're gonna pay for this calling card, so use it wisely. I get the bill at the end of every month. Don't go crazy on it, because I will get the itemized bill every month. So if you rack up 500 bucks, you're paying the 500. Use it. Use it wisely. Call her 10 minutes a couple times a week or whatever. No problems. It was like 10 days later. I got my phone shut off. I didn't get a phone call from the company. I think they were gonna call me, but they shut my goddamn phone off and then called. For fear. What you might do if I had to go down in person and pay like a $387 bill and I didn't have a penny. It was bad times, as we like to say around here. Martin?
44:56🔗
Yeah.
45:01🔗
Caller
Anyways, I had a question. Take a quick question for if I could. Hey, I've been suing this chick for a while now, and I finally get her back to my place and have my way with her. And I get her pennies down and I was going to do the dip and sniff before I went down on her.
45:31🔗
Caller
Anyways, man, I finally got her ass. I mean, I pulled out and I smelled it and I was like, damn.
45:38🔗
Caller
But the only thing, I wouldn't have a problem with it if she wasn't fine. If she wasn't fine, I'd just tell her. But I don't want to take her off.
45:44🔗
Drew
Right. Can you just concentrate, Martin, try to go for at least half a sentence without saying something offensive.
45:52🔗
Adam
I know what he's saying. First off, he's right. It's important not to offend attractive people because that will haunt you. It's good to be nice to good looking people. Justina, you're on the winning end of that equation, so don't worry about it. It's good. Number two there, Martin. Yeah? I think women, they can all have bad days.
46:12🔗
Adam
You know, so this may not be a normal thing for her, but I don't think you deserve her. And I know she doesn't deserve you.
46:25🔗
Can I ask you one more question real quick?
46:38🔗
Adam
Now Anderson got me going. All right, now I got to find out. Where was he on line two? Martin?
46:46🔗
Caller
Okay. Hey, Dr. Drew, it's for you. Dr. Drew, when you're, I appreciate your advice to give very informative advice on the phone. And when you're giving someone advice and Adam interrupts you, just reach over and slap his punk ass. You can take him.
47:06🔗
Adam
Chalk one up for Anderson. Reach over and slap his punk ass. Hey, Anderson, you're like an Indian. Well, you got an instinct, buddy. I want to go to Vegas with you. Oh, boy. Yeah.
47:39🔗
Caller
It's actually my first and last name are two presidents names, and it's a nickname that I picked up and it doesn't matter.
47:49🔗
Well, I feel really bad.
47:50🔗
Caller
I lied about my question because I have a question for you, Adam, about model airplanes. Oh, great.
47:59🔗
Adam
I'll be back to talk about model airplanes, high school football and remodeling after this.
49:10🔗
It's not for you.
49:14🔗
Adam
Well, it's not an on-air thing, although I don't care. It wasn't brought in to be a bit. I was just going to show you an example of... You know how you don't know what to get people? Yeah. Especially your friends that are doing pretty good and have lots of cool junk.
49:45🔗
Laszlo Gorak.
49:46🔗
Adam
Yeah. That was my step-grandfather. He wrote that. So when Jimmy got me the movie poster of it and put it mounted it on this cloth, he had this interesting process.
50:04🔗
Yeah. Yeah.
50:05🔗
Adam
As opposed to the guy in the sweatpants eating the cheese bell. I paint a very unflattering picture of myself, Justina, but it's only because I'm that secure.
50:20🔗
Adam
It's getting out of hand. All right. Drew, do you want to just beat on the mic with that ramping paper? Do you have to actually punish the microphone with the ramping? All right. Justina Vail is our guest tonight from 7 Days UPN. Thank you. Eight o'clock Wednesday night. So when we left off speaking of damage control, we were speaking. I had a question about the model airplane flying. And for those of you who think I'm one of those wimps who sits around and builds model airplanes, you're wrong. I pay people to build them and then I crash them. These are remote control model airplanes. What's up there, Ike?
51:00🔗
Okay. First of all, Drew obviously hates me.
51:09🔗
Caller
I know absolutely nothing about flying these model airplanes. I got buzzed by one the other day on campus and I thought, you know, that guy's really cool. I want to do that. So I went to a couple of stores and I just feel like they're just trying to sell me the best thing that they can.
51:26🔗
Caller
And if anybody would know, you would know what the best place for me to start something that, you know, because obviously I'm going to crash it. I don't want to drop, you know, $300 on something and then it fall out of the sky and break.
51:37🔗
Adam
I, yes, I believe it's my new plan to get the inner city youth off the streets and get them flying model airplanes. Don't you hate, by the way, when some celebrities into something so they sort of foisted on everyone else?
52:03🔗
Drew
Hey, if I want to talk about the nuance of the life cycle of some virus, you get on with it.
52:08🔗
Adam
You're boring everyone. Ike, listen, go down to the model store, the hobby store there, and you gotta fly these things out of a little airport. You can't just fly them around on the street. You'll kill somebody.
52:21🔗
Adam
Good. Go over there. Go to the hobby store. Get started with one of those trainer planes. They're like a little Cessna type plane.
52:30🔗
Adam
It's gonna be like 400 bucks with the radio and the plane and all the fuel and the whole- That's the point.
52:36🔗
Adam
Well, that's it. I'm gonna spend it. Okay, listen, Ike, go down to the airfield and see if sometimes guys are sell their little trainers. By the way, it's the only plane I haven't crashed, is a trainer crash, everything I've crashed, hundreds of other planes.
52:52🔗
Adam
Oh my god, it's like an $8,000 plane. It's gonna blow up. Yeah, it's gonna be trouble. I'm gonna kill somebody and then it's gonna blow up. Ike, go down there and you know what you gotta do? You gotta get an instructor, because you can't fly these. It takes a long time.
53:11🔗
Adam
It is when you're like me, which is crash semi-expensive planes on a constant basis. And the thing about these model...
53:20🔗
Adam
The thing about these model airplanes is when they crash, it's the same as a big plane crash. And I mean, there's not much left. Right. You're done. They're like, you can salvage the radio, sometimes the engine. But it's like each crash, probably 300, 400 bucks.
53:42🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. I should be shooting at them with a shotgun as laughing out of my... Yeah. As my seconds fly them around.
53:58🔗
Hey, hello?
54:00🔗
How are you doing, Adam?
54:35🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's just the point. It's like really bad with money. And I'm like having trouble with school because I can't wash clothes or nothing. I see.
54:49🔗
Caller
No. In fact, me and my dad had to go out there a couple of times and just pop it right back home.
54:55🔗
Caller
No, no, there's no pole. It's a meter and there's a transformer. But you don't go in the transformer. He turns it off by the box.
55:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, I do know. I do know where the meter plugs in. But, you know, that's like a federal offense to tamper with that thing. They put a lock on it and they have to call the meter reader out there and the city guy.
55:16🔗
Caller
Three times they came back and turned off it. My dad won't tamper this time. He's going to get a loan from his boss tomorrow.
55:23🔗
Caller
I want, you know, I just don't want to be in this house too long. I want to succeed and I want to be a comedian, right? And I want to go to college and all that. I'm really struggling in school right now.
55:40🔗
It's more like a...
55:44🔗
Caller
Yeah. See, I keep it free. I'm getting in trouble more like joking around. To keep it fun, I just make prank phone calls all night.
56:01🔗
Adam
I don't know. Maybe he is. It is a pretty good clue. He sits around and makes prank phone calls all night. And we're talking to him over the phone. Drew, that was a beautiful deductive reasoning there. He should work for Scotland Yard. Hey, Kevin. Yes? You really decided you wanted to be a comedian at 15?
56:29🔗
Drew
Whatever you want to be, here's what you got to do. Because no matter what, you're going to need this foundation. You got to get focused on school. If you were, hey, whoa, whoa, hold on. Look at me.
56:38🔗
Adam
I'm a wildly successful comedian. Relax. I was a ceramics major and never went to college.
56:57🔗
Drew
That's the point, Kevin. If you're so depressed that you can't function at school, then that needs to be evaluated. All right, so get focused on school, get into college, get away to school, focus there, and then go do what you want to do.
57:15🔗
Adam
Well, he's 15. What's he gonna do, live without electricity for another three years and then get out of the house?
57:22🔗
Adam
All right. You'll be fine there, Kevin. But listen, here's what I would do. I mean, while for the short period of time that the electricity was on, I'd be charging every battery I had. Plug everything in. Yeah. Store it up. I mean, be prepared. You ever go down, Drew, you never been down to pay bills in person, have you? Yeah. You have? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. When was this?
58:24🔗
Adam
I mean, it's great when you go down to Van Nuys, you go down to the phone company to pay that bill.
58:30🔗
Good times.
58:38🔗
Adam
Oh, yes. Yes. For me, it was. It was many, many years pre-cheese bell from the agent in the basket time for me. But you get that big long line of people wearing pajamas, and it's two in the afternoon on a Tuesday, and it's dawn of the dead. I mean, these aren't guys like you're down there because your roommate didn't send the thing in or something. They're down there because every month they make the pilgrimage down there to pay in person. And of course, the people behind the counter don't have any time for you and your nonsense because they're looking at basically unemployable people all day long who have an excuse about why it is their phone unjustly got shut off.
59:26🔗
Adam
Right. They can't be fired. And they'll sue somebody if they are. And they're miserable, miserable people. All right. Yeah, I think I did the phone a couple of times. Well, one time, like when Nate got my phone shut off. I don't know if I've done gas or power. I know I've done power in person too.
59:46🔗
Drew
How about going down to court and proving insurance? You know that one? That's the pisser of all.
59:52🔗
Adam
Going down to court and showing them that you have insurance? Yeah. They couldn't figure out a way to do that via the computer or over the phone.
59:59🔗
Drew
I got that because I had a rental car. You can't rent a car without insurance. Are you serious? I was so, oh, was I pissed.
1:00:16🔗
Drew
Yeah, unbelievable. Where's the insurance? And I, I such an idiot, didn't, I of course have the receipt for the rental car next to me. He doesn't want to see that, which by the way, has the thing on it where I gave my signature to insurance.
1:00:34🔗
Drew
I mean, seriously, I, it's not like I, I would love to have enough time to go to a court and stand in line. I wish I had that kind of time.
1:00:43🔗
Drew
Yeah. He goes, it's no big deal. Just go to the courtroom and prove you have insurance.
1:00:46🔗
Adam
Okay. Now I gotta go on a minor jag here, by the way. And why is it that he couldn't do the math? And here's the deal with all you federal folks, cops and folks at work, the phone company and all that kind of stuff. Your time, I understand, see, here's the problem. Our time is not important to them. Meaning just go take a day off work, walk it in and go take care of it. What would take 30 seconds for them to fix while you're on the side of the road with them is going to take you a day to fix two weeks later. And their 30 seconds is more important than your day. That drives me berserk. I was just sitting around listening to the news about how LA is, we're short on cops again. So what we got to do is trying to get people, trying to get cops not to retire, trying to get civilians to get behind the desk. We're trying to do this and trying to do that because we have a shortage of cops. Here's my advice to Bernard Parks if he's listening or anyone else in the LAPD. How about taking that god damn Roman Legion of F in parking enforcement guys and taking 1% of those guys and putting them in a squad car. You would then triple the amount of uniform officers you have on the street. What about just deputizing those guys? What about just give them a gun?
1:02:04🔗
Adam
They're out in full force. I saw one of those MFers rolling down my hill at 2 in the morning. And you know the thing that was funny too, I was driving up the hill, my hill the other night late and I saw lights that looked like cop lights way off in the distance at the top of the hill. And I thought, geez, 2 in the morning, what the hell is a cop? Cops don't usually get this far up the hill. What are they doing up here? And then I was driving and I was thinking, well, that's nice. Nice to have a squad car on a Tuesday night rolling around in the wee hours taking a look out for things. You think it was a cop car? No, parking enforcement. Oh, these bastards never sleep.
1:02:44🔗
Adam
You don't have enough cops? Yes, you do. They drive chevettes. Give them a gun and a badge and put them to work. They're all over this goddamn city. Put them to work doing something other than the fundraising project they've been on for the last 35 years. Or how about a fat lesbian on the Harley Trike back to cover the tickets and get the millions of cars and millions of ticket riders you have canvassing the Los Angeles area on a nightly basis. Let them put them to work.
1:03:22🔗
Adam
Yes, that's right. That's right. Let them bring down a guy who's busting into your house or a car or whatever it is, not just riding those tickets, you cheap bastards.
1:03:33🔗
Adam
Milking the public. How dare you? Bring that ball back and raise money, like dignified human beings.
1:03:41🔗
Adam
Yes, bring the policeman's ball back. I'll gladly pay the guy when he comes to the door.
1:03:47🔗
Adam
Pussies. Bring it back. Have some dignity. Not enough cops on the street. Not enough cops. They're sitting around writing tickets to everybody. Get them doing something. Please.
1:04:04🔗
What's up, Ryan? I don't know much. How you guys doing?
1:04:09🔗
So here's my question. My wife and I are pregnant with our second child.
1:04:16🔗
Yeah, our second child.
1:04:22🔗
Thank you.
1:04:28🔗
I'm sitting.
1:04:29🔗
Adam
I'm driving around today. I'm thinking about the massive millions, millions of dollars that these guys are generating via the parking tickets and the towing and all this other parking and traffic enforcement BS, this huge millions of dollars that is generated. I'm thinking, where, where's this money going? Why don't they take this money that they're out generating 24-7 and put it into putting more uniform officers on the street? And I realize, no, because that money goes into buying more chevettes and hiring more guys who took the GED to write me more goddamn tickets. It, it, it, it sickens me. I, I, and why shouldn't we have civilians, by the way? Why, why is this a new idea, putting civilians behind desks? You know what I mean? Let's just put a bunch of fat people in wheelchairs to sit behind the desk and put the young guys with the trigger fingers out on the street. It kicks some ass.
1:05:30🔗
Yeah.
1:05:34🔗
And ever since she's been pregnant, her sex drive has gone way down. And that's not to say that, you know, we're making it like rabbits or anything.
1:05:46🔗
Actually no.
1:05:51🔗
No. And actually everything during and after the last pregnancy was fine. All right.
1:05:57🔗
Drew
Well, it's not abnormal to have this happen. And it may get worse afterwards, after the delivery.
1:06:05🔗
Drew
There's a strange thing that tends to happen is that they, women sometimes become hypersexual during the third trimester.
1:06:15🔗
Adam
And then you gotta get in on it, though. You got a little window in there between the being dilated and the actual birth.
1:06:32🔗
Drew
And afterwards, there'll be some shutdown, too. And sometimes getting on birth control pill can help sort of kickstart things. And attention to mood, make sure that you're not getting a mood disturbance is important. And realize it's part of being a parent.
1:06:49🔗
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, you know, it's been, you know, now that we, I mean, our first daughter is already almost two. And clearly, I mean, we, we, in our own personal time, we, you know, we've had less time for everything.
1:07:11🔗
I wish I had the time, man. I wish I did.
1:07:30🔗
Yeah, I, I, I suppose that's my best bet at this point.
1:07:41🔗
Actually, maybe like twice, if I'm lucky.
1:07:44🔗
Adam
No wonder you're all pent up. You're putting too much pressure on your wife. You start whacking off, you'll leave her alone.
1:07:49🔗
Dude, you beat off.
1:07:51🔗
Adam
All right. I'm serious. Okay, the guy, the guy masturbates twice a month. Of course he's putting the screws to his wife all the time for sex. He owes it to this poor pregnant woman to take care of himself. Take a little pressure off.
1:08:21🔗
Drew
When women shut down, they really shut down. It's all seems kind of uncomfortable and unpleasant.
1:08:29🔗
Adam
Plus she could get angry at him if she catches him. Women look at it as a form of cheating.
1:08:40🔗
Oh, good, good.
1:08:42🔗
Adam
You're in, Adam. What's the weather like in Santa Barbara? Is it nice out there? Carol?
1:08:48🔗
Yeah.
1:08:49🔗
Right here.
1:09:00🔗
Caller
She was pregnant and I managed her care. She never had a herpetic outbreak. Six to eight weeks after the pregnancy she came in with a raging, the worst case of herpes I've ever seen.
1:09:13🔗
Caller
So she has a history of eating disorder, sexual abuse, that kind of thing. Her issue is that because the incubation period is usually six to 10 days, she's thinking the guy stepped out on her because of course, she didn't want to have sex when she was pregnant. She didn't want to have sex after she had the baby.
1:09:34🔗
Caller
And of course, I'm looking at her, you know, knowing that the incubation period usually is six to 10, but it's a viral load, right?
1:09:42🔗
Caller
So the guy could have had the virus passed on to her earlier, but she not have manifested there.
1:10:13🔗
Caller
Well, I work in a community health center paying off my student loans, so you know, it's kind of... Yeah. It's a difficult...
1:10:22🔗
Caller
Okay. So the mail providers are saying, look, Carol, you know, cause the young kid's looking at me saying, Carol, Carol, did he pass out? Did he go out on me? And, and, and, you know, as a female, I'm going, oh my God.
1:10:49🔗
Drew
She could have had it and actually been carrying, actually had it for a long period of time. And it just having a recrudescence because of the immune alterations of pregnancy. She could be getting it for the first time because he stepped out.
1:11:01🔗
Drew
Be sure this isn't, you know, the peak onset for lupus and other autoimmune disorders associated with oral and genital ulcers is right around now. So you want to make sure that you're dealing with a viral illness and not some autoimmune.
1:11:29🔗
Adam
I'm going to tell you, I got two words. Mercy killing. You understand? You could do a lot for this country.
1:11:43🔗
Adam
Against more gene pool trouble. You see what I'm saying? Just a little slip of the syringe. No one's going to know. You understand? We've avoided a lot. Well, I'm just saying, just think about it, baby.
1:11:56🔗
Caller
You guys rock. All right. I tape your shows and I give it to all the doctors to listen to.
1:12:03🔗
Adam
Drew, what happened to Mercy Killing? Seemed to be something that was more popular 10, 15 years ago. You don't hear as much about the Mercy Killing anymore.
1:12:11🔗
Drew
Justine actually believes some of the crap comes out of your mouth. She's sort of slinking under the table there.
1:12:18🔗
Justina Vail
Yeah, the cheese is really upsetting me, actually. I haven't gotten over that part yet.
1:12:23🔗
Adam
I just ate the top part of the bell. You understand? I didn't eat the wide part, you know, the base of the bell.
1:12:33🔗
Adam
Drew, seriously, what happened to Mercy Killing? It was something that was in vogue for a while and then it left?
1:12:39🔗
Adam
It really was? Yeah, maybe it was like freeway shootings and pit bull attacks. It was something that was in vogue. It's about Mercy Killing. You don't know what Mercy Killing is?
1:12:54🔗
Adam
Are you high? There was always these... First off, Saturday Night Live, you did a sketch called The Mercy Killers, where there were like male nurses at a hospital who put pillows over people's heads.
1:13:14🔗
Adam
Well, but the description, euthanasia, usually refers to people taking their own life.
1:13:29🔗
Adam
We don't have Lycus 8, the dictionary, two weeks ago. Anderson, find us the dictionary. Do you see what it's like trying to do a radio show with this guy? I said, doctor, I'm trying to talk to him about mercy.
1:13:43🔗
Adam
They used to bust these male nurses. They thought they'd pin 22 killings on them, but they think it's high as 70 and stuff. It was just like mercy killing with something that was kind of in the lexicon. I don't hear about it anymore. I'd like to see it come back. That would be nice. All right.
1:14:03🔗
Adam
It's been long enough. All right. Justina Vail's our guest tonight from 7 Days, UPN, 8 o'clock, Wednesday nights. I'm going to go find a dictionary. We'll look up a euthanasia and we'll be back after this.
1:14:38🔗
Caller
You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz. Yes, it is Loveline.
1:15:06🔗
Adam
All right. We have a cop who's calling the show, who has a comment on my parking for- So we'll get to that. Justina Vail is here tonight from Seven Days, UPN, 8 o'clock. She's the crazy Russian scientist who speaks with the foreign tongue.
1:15:30🔗
Yeah.
1:15:31🔗
Good. How are you doing?
1:15:37🔗
Yeah, I'm calling from Sacramento.
1:15:45🔗
Well, basically, we really don't care for them all that much either. I mean, they just create a bunch of work for us, and we get all these angry people after us. You give us a ticket and all this garbage, you know? And you're complaining about them because you're saying put them in a uniform and give them a gun. Well, we don't want these people in a uniform with a gun.
1:16:05🔗
Adam
Right. I understand that. But here's my take on the police work. I look at you uniform guys with the training, with the weapons and all that. I look at you as sort of the quarterbacks of the football team. I don't want you guys to be the water boy, the assistant coach, the guys handling the chains. I want you to be the quarterback. I don't want you at a desk. I don't want you writing parking tickets. I don't want you writing moving violations. I don't want you back at the precinct doing paperwork. I want you out on the street with all your training and with all your expertise doing the most dangerous, most important facet of it, not the legwork and the paperwork part of it. How can we work that out?
1:16:53🔗
Caller
Well, the paperwork is going to have to get done no matter what. I mean, that's part of, I think, the job you have.
1:17:00🔗
Adam
Do they have any Jewish cops who could do that? Somebody would tend to do less shooting? You know what I mean? You know what? Like, the cop goes out and he busts some guy. Let's say you and your partner, you go out and you bust some guy and this guy is just some drifter or something is floating around. He's urinating on a vending machine out front of some gas station. So you two throw him in the car, then you two drive him back in, and then you two monopolize your time with this guy, right? I mean, you're doing the paperwork and the reports.
1:17:32🔗
Caller
I think that there's a, it's, on a serious note, that's about prioritizing. I'm not even going to waste my time with a guy peeing on us.
1:17:41🔗
Adam
This is exact. Now, we've, we've, we've, we've stumbled onto something very important, priority, wasting your time. That's right. When I see you guys, and not you, Alex, cause I, you're like a Beretta. I see you, you're the kind of guy, you probably don't open your door to your squad car. You do that thing where you slide over the hood, and then go in through the window, right?
1:18:08🔗
Adam
Anyone who's ever climbed into an automobile knows it's much faster if you slide over the top of the hood than actually walk all the way around the front of the car and open the door like a human being. Right.
1:18:19🔗
Caller
And we also have this really nifty trick where you just kind of kick the door with your foot and you don't have to use your hand to close it.
1:18:25🔗
Adam
Oh yeah, where it bounces out once and slams shut. Right. Right, ruining the car, but saving tenths of a second in precious-
1:18:35🔗
Adam
Corporal tunnel syndrome from cropping up. But yeah, so what I'm saying is, is I don't like to see you guys parked out holding the radar gun. I don't like to see you hiding. I like to see you out in the open busting people.
1:18:48🔗
Caller
Well, we'll see that that's also the part of this whole concept of community oriented policing is that you have to reduce the number of speeders and all that kind of stuff. Because believe it or not, that is a big gripe from people in their communities.
1:19:09🔗
Adam
You know what I like to do, Alex? I like to start a community of folks that had trouble with people speeding. I call it Pussy Berg. And I just put it in the middle of town and they could just drive around in golf carts the whole time while us men sped out on the freeway because I really enjoy speeding. Let me tell you how good speeding is. This just happened to me tonight.
1:19:31🔗
Drew
I know you do it every night leaving here at 65, 70 miles an hour down the 35 mile an hour boulevard here.
1:19:36🔗
Adam
Yes. Here's what I did, Alex. And let me give you a quick testament to speeding. I was driving in tonight. I was on the 110, the downtown freeway in Los Angeles here. And I was getting on to the 10 freeway. And there was a car in front of me, VW, and it was doing about 56, 57. And I passed by this guy and I sped past him and I kept speeding. I had to drive about 75 or 80. Down about, what do you drive down to 10? 8, 8, 9 miles, something like that, Drew. Got off my off-ramp, stopped at a gas station, got gas, went inside, got a water, waited in line, got back in the car. And as I was pulling out of the gas station, the guy who I'd passed about 8 miles ago on the 10 was just turning the corner and getting off the freeway in front of me. And I thought, this is why I speed. Because that whole gas station stop, free, free. I burn that one, I get that one for free. This poor son of a bitch did nothing. That's why you got to speed. And Alex, let me tell you something else as long as I'm on a roll.
1:20:44🔗
Adam
Yes, I drive a car that is safer at 110 than the guy who was in front of me. He was driving like a 67 Carmagia with three different size tires on it. Right. This guy at the speed limit is asking for trouble. I got anti-lock brakes. I got an airbag in the goddamn door.
1:21:08🔗
Adam
Literally, literally, Alex, literally a millionaire. Yes. The point is, is I can drive my car safely at 85, whereas this guy in the Carmagia in front of me would have been dangerous over 45.
1:21:22🔗
Adam
I don't care. I've got speed-rated tires. Why can't we factor that in? I don't know. Maybe...
1:21:40🔗
Adam
So you're kidding? Yeah. Oh, okay. All right, Alex, thanks for calling in. Yes, I would like my own lane. I would let our folks use it if I wasn't using it. You know, like at home eating cheese, I let someone borrow my lane.
1:22:01🔗
Justina Vail
Got to let them use your car too though, because you're the millionaire, right? Most people don't have your car.
1:22:11🔗
Adam
I know I sound like the biggest pig in the world, but what I'm saying is, I drove for a million years, I drove beat up mini trucks.
1:22:21🔗
Adam
Datsun mini trucks. And these cars had no airbags, they had no crumple zones, they had no goddamn headrest. No seat. They had a bench, and no headrest, and no impact anything, and no nothing.
1:22:34🔗
Adam
No anti-lock brakes, no nothing. And this car at 65 was a lot more dangerous than my car is at 85. Or 120. Or 120, literally, really, really was. So why not factor it in? That's right. Mike?
1:22:53🔗
Adam
Wait a minute. Weren't we going to talk to someone who had a question for Justina? Sure, sure. Please. Alex?
1:23:00🔗
Adam
This is my hole for 98 minutes? Yeah. Well, hold on, Mike. We'll get with you in one second. Unless I go on another ranch about driving.
1:23:11🔗
Caller
Go ahead. First of all, I want to say, Dr. Drew, you're like the most competent doctor I've ever seen. Adam, you're the funniest man alive.
1:23:29🔗
Justina Vail
Oh, that's right. I was Jerry Maguire's girlfriend. No, I did some little guest spots on TV and some little parts in movies and some bigger parts in tiny weenie movies that you'd probably never heard of. So, I just struggled away, you know. I did a great, right, I was just going to bring that one up. Which one? Carnasaur III was a really terrific movie. A lot of men running around in rubber dinosaur suits. And I was cast as a marine and I ran around with an M-16 for about three weeks. It was really exciting. And I got my head twisted off.
1:24:23🔗
Justina Vail
It's really, yeah. So that's pretty much what happened before Seven Days was a lot of Taco Bell.
1:24:29🔗
Adam
Hey, isn't it, you know, why, hey, Alex, you done? Yeah. Why do bad movies have to have bad titles?
1:24:40🔗
Adam
You know what I mean? Like, here's the problem. Hey, it's a Roger Corman film. Yeah, you're eating Taco Bell instead of having a cater and all that kind of stuff. But all they'd have to do is give it some French name and you could salvage some dignity with your family. Instead, it's like, what project are you working on, honey? Carnasaur.
1:24:58🔗
Carnasaur III?
1:25:02🔗
Adam
I don't believe it. What is, honey, what's a car... Oh, your mother wants to talk to you. She's on the phone. Honey, what's Carnasaur?
1:25:27🔗
Caller
Well, I had an experience in Las Vegas over the weekend. I went to one of these comedy hypnotist shows, kind of a sexy hypnotist thing, and it kind of freaked me out. I wanted to ask if there was any kind of documented evidence of how far hypnotism can go and whether it's real or not.
1:25:49🔗
Caller
I'm sorry. I wasn't hypnotized myself, but I got on stage. I was with 11 other people. They all seemed to be hypnotized, and I was really kind of freaked out because I wasn't... And I almost could have. I started to get really afraid of what could have happened and that sort of thing. Sure.
1:26:05🔗
Drew
Yeah, I suspect you were hypnotized. People, when they have issues like that, can't cope with being powerless like that. And they distort the experience and say, well, I was completely awake, but everyone around me was hypnotized, and yet everyone watching watched you do all kinds of interesting things.
1:26:20🔗
Justina Vail
Right, and when you're hypnotized, you feel that you're not. I mean, I've been hypnotized, and you feel like you're just relaxed, kind of, or you're just sort of...
1:26:27🔗
Drew
It's a distorted state. Yeah. It's very difficult to... Most people, again, particular people with issues of control, don't experience it as asleep.
1:26:46🔗
Drew
I haven't had this discussion with you. I know you've been through... You've said this.
1:26:49🔗
Adam
You haven't. I mean, I've been attempted to do it a bunch of times. Now, hold on a second.
1:27:01🔗
Adam
Okay. Listen, hold on a second. Drew. Here's why I cannot be hypnotized, because I cannot get out of it.
1:27:12🔗
Adam
I can't. It's why, it's why when I drive my car, I see makes of other cars going the other direction on the freeway and take notice of them constantly. I cannot shut down to do it. I've tried a number of occasions. It doesn't take. It's the same reason I don't sleep soundly. It's the same reason I can't fall asleep in other places.
1:27:46🔗
Adam
I noticed things like if I'm watching TV in my den and a moth lands on the window way to the side of me, I jump and do that because it seems like a big deal to me. It's some kind of weird curse that's been put on me. I don't know how else to say it. All right. And it's why when you listen to this show, I happen to know all the stuff and Drew knows what he learned from a book. When we were on the plane, while I was noticing more stuff and trying to tell him about it. All right. We will take ourselves a break.
1:28:21🔗
Caller
We'll be back. We'll be back in a minute. You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.
1:28:53🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Justina Vail is our guest tonight from Seven Days. UPN. Wednesday night, it's 8 o'clock. Drew, I've never seen you more passionate about The Cat in the Hat. He takes basically a children's book and does a 10-minute dissertation on it like he wrote a thesis on it. Fascinating. Yeah, we really got... The room's getting a little heady. It's getting thick in here. Justina is one of these women who hates you. Really good-looking, but a lot smarter than you are, too. That's just a mess. Oh, you kill me. And with the accent. If you and I were to go out, we'd have to start arm wrestling or something almost immediately. I'd have to try to salvage some dignity or some sense of worth, you know what I mean?
1:29:54🔗
Adam
Some sort of carpentry competition. I have to find something I'm good at. Isn't it kind of a cheese eating competition?
1:30:10🔗
Drew
Why were we both so impressed by the bell? I was totally impressed by that. I wanted to hang it up like some sort of marlin.
1:30:23🔗
Drew
It's like nothing I think you ever expect to own. Like those big cheeses in a big sack.
1:30:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, you know the cheese... You know when you're going to like the deli in New York and you look up and there's all that food hanging?
1:30:34🔗
Justina Vail
Yeah, it's not really... You're not really going to eat. It's just there to look at.
1:30:37🔗
Adam
It's there to look at while you're in line. Then you get down and then you look down and you go, give me some provolone and some of that smoke, whatever, and you leave. Right, right.
1:30:46🔗
Adam
And then once in a while, you get a little inquisitive. Is that real cheese? And is that... It's always hanging on a rope.
1:30:56🔗
Adam
Right. So anyway, Drew, we got the same basket. Do you say, do you send anyone baskets yourself?
1:31:18🔗
Drew
No, I used to pick design. I had somebody who worked for me in design baskets throughout Christmas, I'd send baskets to everybody.
1:31:24🔗
Drew
That was before, that was before, actually before I knew you, before we started getting-
1:31:36🔗
Justina Vail
You are probably like me, you probably never sent a basket in your life, have you?
1:31:58🔗
Adam
No, she didn't give it to us. Well, we've done Hollywood Squares a couple of times. So that's it for me and Hollywood Squares.
1:32:07🔗
Adam
I went on Hollywood Squares with both partners. I went on with you and had a bad outing, and then I went on with Jimmy and had a worse outing. So I think I'm the sort of common denominator there. But yes, it's sunglasses, bathrobes, it is ties, CDs, CD players.
1:32:34🔗
Adam
Good. Yeah. I use the Martin Short bathrobe. I really, really cash it. I use the VIP mugs and the.
1:32:47🔗
Adam
Well, that's here. I stole from the set of Later, the whatever that talk show is. I stole three or four mugs off of that set about two weeks ago and brought them with me. Well, these are wonderful stories. Melanie?
1:33:38🔗
Drew
Okay, you can do that too. Sometimes birth control pills, sometimes they even use steroids, but ultimately if you really have cystic acne, get Accutane.
1:33:48🔗
Justina Vail
You know what? Am I crazy? But my last boyfriend had really bad cystic acne and I figured that he had Candida and I put him on an anti-Candida diet and it cleared up for the first time in his whole life. So it was a diet thing.
1:35:01🔗
Adam
Well, no, but I like that. That's good. The guy had bad skin. He doesn't make any money. He wasn't in the business or anything. It was like some kind of mercy.
1:35:09🔗
Justina Vail
What can I tell you? I said I don't date anymore. You know, yeah, I don't trust myself.
1:35:13🔗
Adam
No, you're you're a fixer. You need some pampering, sister. We're going to start that during the break. We'll be back. Hey, Anderson, you hate when we're talking into the break every time, don't you? I know, it's just bad radio.
1:36:16🔗
Caller
Well, it's just funny because you were talking to me about good radio last week and...
1:36:20🔗
Yeah, you were explaining to me what it was.
1:36:22🔗
Adam
Are you listening to Good Right Now? I don't listen to me when I talk about Good Right Now.
1:36:26🔗
Adam
I don't know what I'm talking about. All right, that is it for the night. Fast show. Everyone listen to me. I could do another two hours with Justina. Thank you very much for coming in.
1:36:40🔗
Adam
Yes, you are delightful. Seven days, everybody, which is UPN Wednesday nights at eight o'clock. Seven Mountain, for those of you who are living on a mountain. I got tuned in an hour early. So we will take a little extended 22 hour break. We'll be back with more of the show. And until then, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo Candida, we can make it together.
1:37:06🔗
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