4:34🔗
UBC Seattle.
4:56🔗
Adam
Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.
5:14🔗
Adam
Oh, big Rams loss. Oh my God. Oh. I'm a Rams fan and I just had the Rams and they'd won. Yeah. They'd won. It was over. You know what I yell every time? Dr. Drew, I can't talk to you about sports. I can't talk to you about anything. You can. You can.
5:32🔗
Adam
You know what there used to be? There used to be something called the coffin corner. When the punter punted in tight.
5:54🔗
Adam
I just want that coffin corner back. I've been yelling about it for years. Very popular when we used to watch ball back in the day, the coffin corner. All right. You know, it was weird. I was thinking earlier today, geez, I kind of miss work. I'm glad to be going back. And then I was driving in the night. I was thinking, oh, Christ, I got to go to work the same day.
6:30🔗
Drew
After the age of about yesterday, at the age of 45 or so they would. But most do. I think this year is a huge shortage. It has been hell to get the vaccine. I finally got my hand on 100 doses. I had to buy it off a distributor. You couldn't get it off a...
6:54🔗
Drew
I'll be honest. They're not being clear about it. It kind of scares me the way it's gone. Yeah. It's been very weird.
7:03🔗
Drew
There are ways of deciding. There are models that take into account how the virus changes year to year.
7:09🔗
Adam
They know it was funny. We were going to go right to the calls. I'm now going to spend the first hour of the show trying to figure out the flu vaccine. OK, let me just let me get this straight. Well, we have a lot of 14 year olds who are interested in how the flu vaccine works.
7:46🔗
Adam
So has it ever been the same from, is it possible that we get the same one this year as they got 20 years ago? Or is it just always different?
7:57🔗
Adam
And whose job is it? Is it the Center for Disease Control? Who figure out, and when, by the way, do they figure that out, which one it's going to be this year?
8:11🔗
Drew
I'm sure they factor in whatever does in fact happen this year as helping refine what happens next year.
8:23🔗
Drew
Yeah, now allegedly something went wrong in the quote manufacturing. And yet when you ask what went wrong, everybody says, well, it's very vague.
8:36🔗
Drew
But presumed, I don't know who manufactures it, but it's distributed through various drug companies.
8:45🔗
Adam
Why does it have to be shot in? Is there any way, can they figure out a way to ingest this orally and have it work?
8:54🔗
Adam
I see. And, all right, so, and then it gets spread out, and then people who are in the health care field should take it. People are dealing with people who are sick.
9:04🔗
Drew
People with chronic illness, people over the age of 65, people deal with the public a lot, trying to deal with just people in high-risk categories.
9:12🔗
Adam
Yeah, but you, even though you're not one, you insisted that you get first in line for the shot.
9:24🔗
Adam
All right, well, she won't get her shot this year because Drew didn't want to miss his Maui golf vacation. Fantastic. That's them calling from my grandmother's house.
9:38🔗
Adam
I see, you want to help the other people, I understand. All right, so you got your flu shot, and what's it do? Does it make you feel flu-y for a little while? It does?
9:48🔗
Drew
I think I have some sort of impaired viral immunity. I really do. I get everything. In our house right now, there's all the sickness. The kids are all sick with stuff. So I'm either getting mad or I'm reacting to the flu. It's just ridiculous.
10:22🔗
Guest
Well, yesterday I took the morning after pill. My doctor said that I should start bleeding right away.
10:49🔗
Drew
You were just, you just, unprotected sex, no birth control, right? You hadn't been using anything prior to this?
11:01🔗
Drew
It's variable how it affects people. Sometimes you will bleed afterwards. Sometimes you won't.
11:08🔗
Yo.
11:22🔗
Caller
Well, I started on one and then I just really itching the crap out of it. Yeah. And it just kind of caught on to the other one.
11:36🔗
What's wrong with my head with that?
11:38🔗
Caller
But I've always surfed but not like I haven't surfed for probably the past month. And it's not because of that usually because I wear a rash guard if I do but-
12:12🔗
Adam
Yeah, no. I'm just saying surfers, they got to surf. It's like heroin. You know how you know surfing is a drug? These guys, you ever see these guys interviewed after they get attacked by a great white shark? Yeah. They're like, well, I know I got attacked by a nineteen foot great white shark and I'm lucky to be alive. They always show the guy's surfboard with the big tooth mark out of it. You know, I'm going back in the water. Yeah.
12:38🔗
Adam
Yeah. Now, if I was golfing and got attacked by grizzly bear, that'd be it. That'd be it.
12:44🔗
Adam
If I was fill in the blank, whatever it is, breathing and got it got attacked by a great white shark, that'd be it. Masturbating. Oh, well, in that case.
13:05🔗
Adam
I'm just saying, you know, surfing is more than a hobby, more than a sport. If a guy gets attacked by a great white shark, as soon as they pull the 700 staples out of his abdomen, he's back in the water.
13:18🔗
Drew
Well, it seems like most of the interviews too are guys like out on the beach. They call him out of the water for the interview, right?
13:25🔗
Adam
You mean, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, hey, we want to interview Mark about being attacked by the great white shark.
13:32🔗
Adam
Oh, he's not here. He's surfing. Yeah, that's pretty freaky. You know, it's weird too. They always get that part in. Whenever someone gets attacked by any kind of animal, whether it be a shark or a grizzly bear, they always slide that part in about not blaming the animal, as if the animal's family's watching is going to exact some revenge or be upset over this allegation or there's an attorney for the animal present. They always do that talk where they go, uh, I don't blame the shark. The shark's a wild animal, and uh, you don't think he had a vendetta against the Minstrom family? Wasn't your uncle attacked by a family of sharks some time ago? You don't think it was anyway connected to that? They always make a point to say that the bear did not mean any harm, it was scared of me, it was protecting its cubs, or the shark thought I was a seal. It's always that little sidebar about not blaming the shark. Hey, if I got attacked, if I get tried to be eaten by anything, full blame. Full blame on whoever tried to eat me. Fat chick, shark, don't matter. Full blame. Thank you. All right. So who knows what's going on with his nipples? What should he do? Has he had sex?
14:49🔗
Drew
It doesn't really matter. He's got a parietic or itchy rash, right? And herpes can be one of those things, but usually it's not on both sides.
15:06🔗
Drew
You can get a corti, but listen, it ought to be looked at. And it certainly can be a herpatic rash. That kind of thing can happen.
15:14🔗
Adam
Well, listen, if it was herpes, wouldn't he get the fever and the break out and that kind of thing system, too?
15:19🔗
Drew
You usually get a little fluy beforehand, but listen, it's a rash. Just think of it in terms of rash. See a doctor about the rash.
15:27🔗
Drew
Fine, corti won't hurt, I assume, but the blistering part of something needs to be looked at. Blistering means pretty exuberant reaction.
15:33🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, I could only rub so much of that corti cream on my nipples before something starts happening.
15:58🔗
Caller
Basically, a couple nights ago, my girlfriend, she went out of town and her mom was saying, you know, she'd take care of me because I got no place to go.
16:50🔗
Caller
She owns a video store and you know they've tried to open up a store out there. They... What's going on down there?
17:58🔗
Caller
Actually, I have no idea. I think it was acid because, I don't know, it probably must have been acid because she's a big acid head.
18:17🔗
Caller
Aside from the fact that I felt like a normal child is going to do acid, things like that. I don't know. I really can't remember all that much as far as when I was loose.
18:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. You don't need any acid when you do 25 shots. That's plenty of booze. That's plenty of stuff for your brain to swim in. All right, so you got loaded and you had sex with her.
19:04🔗
Caller
And I'm told that there's not happy about the fact that I even allowed myself to do something like this because I'm not like this.
19:26🔗
And I do have a job, actually.
19:44🔗
Adam
Most likely. And the thing's probably 27 square feet, as big as a walk-in closet. You spend most of your time in that porn section. Who are you kidding? You know the good part about working at a video store, Drew? You get to take home those cardboard cutouts. You know the displays? You could go home and rape Sandra Bullock.
20:10🔗
Adam
Yeah, still good. Still better than anything he's getting. All right. She's got the store. He's working at the store. They need to move out and he needs to shut up.
20:55🔗
Caller
I'm not even at home right now. I'm at my boy's house. And, you know, we're just we're just drunk. All right.
21:01🔗
Adam
You know, OK, boy. Listen, don't get don't get her pregnant. You know, you get her pregnant, she's going to give birth to a possum.
21:12🔗
Drew
This could all be really conceptualized as the result of alcoholism to everybody. Right. Mom's an addict. This guy's an alcoholic, possibly. A little bit of recovery here would go a long way towards improving the situation.
21:27🔗
Adam
25 shots. Yeah, you know, it struck me over the weekend we had the big acoustic Christmas concert and the beer was flowing. I was having a good time. You know, it's taken me, you know, 20 some odd years, but I've learned to drink. You know what I'm saying?
21:47🔗
Adam
Learn to keep that buzz going. You know, the whole the whole deal with the buzz, Drew, is there's there's a zone.
21:57🔗
Adam
I'll explain how the buzz zone goes. It's kind of a, it's kind of a margin. And when you're below it, you're not buzzed.
22:17🔗
Adam
There's just a little zone. It's like two lines. One is the minimum, one is the maximum. Your job is to be above the minimum, but below the maximum. Do you see? Especially when it's a situation like last weekend where you have stuff to do. You got to announce some bands. You got to walk around. You got to socialize. You're going to see some of the brass there and whatnot. You don't want to make an ass of yourself or vomit on anybody. So the idea is to down a few beers, get up into that buzz zone quick, but here's where the difficult part comes. And here's where my years of training, this is where it's really all paid off. Keeping that buzz alive. Uh-oh, like Saturday night, put down a few too many beers too fast. Now, in the past, what would I have done?
22:59🔗
Adam
Keep drinking. Not put down the beer, have a cup of coffee, go get a finger sandwich, have a handful of chips, eat a cookie, have a cup of coffee, a little water.
23:21🔗
Adam
How dare you? Now, I bring the buzz down, I mellow out for 45 minutes, then it starts dipping a little below the bottom buzz line, have myself another beer, get back up into that buzz sweet spot there, and try to maintain that.
23:39🔗
Drew
Hey, I, by the way, thought of a new comeback that should replace, or at least be a corollary to How Dare You, which is I Beg Your Pardon.
23:49🔗
Oh, man, I beg to differ.
23:54🔗
Hello.
23:58🔗
Caller
Um, I kind of have trouble with, um, intimacy, I guess. I can't really get together with the guys because I guess I act too boyish.
24:14🔗
Caller
Um, I'm the only girl that's not afraid to go up to a guy and tell me he's an idiot or, or ask him to do something for me or say hello like most girls.
24:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's really like saying car salesmen are turned off by a customer who comes into the showroom and knows what he wants.
24:52🔗
Caller
Oh, I guess like I kind of enjoy sports a little too much. No, that's also as there's like a whole bunch of guys, they play football and I go, well, I want to play football too. And they let me, but they really don't like me playing with them because I like football a lot because you're bigger than they are.
25:15🔗
Adam
What, what, what can I put you down for on the roster? I'm putting the program together.
25:44🔗
Adam
Yeah, you got a, you got a, you got a strong build. Hold on, let me do a little quick radio math. Did you say five, five and a half?
26:02🔗
Adam
Yeah, alright baby. Well, maybe you scare the boys a little bit, you know, the physical department. They think you're gonna beat on them or something.
26:11🔗
Caller
I'm too, well, I have been like confronted by guys and by girls who want to fight me and they think I'm all tough and everything.
26:29🔗
Adam
I see her making a fist and coming down on top of their head and like driving them into the ground.
26:38🔗
Caller
I remember hitting this one girl like just basically she got, I got really mad at her. So I picked her up and threw her across the room.
27:22🔗
Adam
When that is backed up with a Mike Singletary type physique, they're going to be in the Hall of Fame, middle lineback for the Bears. When they're backed up with that kind of physique, it frightens people, males and females.
28:14🔗
Adam
Well, now some of that venom is starting to come forward. This is why you're scaring people. Listen. Here's what you need to do. Don't eat so much and get a lot of exercise. And I don't eat that much.
28:28🔗
Adam
Oh, you got. Yeah. I know you got the genes. But what I'm saying is, is you got to work overtime.
28:33🔗
Drew
It's not about eating that much. It's about what you eat and the balance of what you eat. You got to eat more protein.
28:39🔗
Caller
That's what my, that's what my family, well, my mom says I should, I should cut back on is my protein, is I have too much protein.
29:51🔗
Drew
And reduce the calories. Just cut the proportions in half and cut out the carbs. You know, cut them out completely, but to reduce them.
30:02🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to take ourselves. And let me tell you this. All right. I got to say a few things. Screw that commercial there, Anderson. Couple things. One is, if you're 15 and you're clocking in at 1955, the future don't look rosy. Because let me tell you, you get bigger. You don't get much taller. As a woman, you're 5'5, 5'5, and a half and 15. You're lucky to grow another inch, inch and a quarter before you're done. But you will keep getting wider.
30:38🔗
You know what I'm saying, I'm dead?
31:07🔗
Drew
Letting you know you care about them because they find this thing in the middle of the day.
31:11🔗
Adam
No. Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. I'm just talking about eating and food and all of a sudden, parenting. No, no.
31:23🔗
Adam
Yes, phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. All right, when we left off, we're gonna talk a little bit about diet and weight.
31:34🔗
Drew
Something we've said many, many times, how awfully people are treated when they're overweight in our society.
31:43🔗
Adam
And any ethnicity that wants to complain, you still would be much better off being whatever ethnicity you are, no matter how discriminated against, rather than being fat. That is the worst. And here's the example I use, and here's all the argument you ever need. First off, any company, any company would hire a person of any race, if they were attractive, over an overweight person of a fat white person. I believe. If you're hiring a receptionist, a secretary, whatever, I believe you're hiring an attractive, fill-in-the-blank ethnicity, over some fat white chick any day of the week. And when it comes to dating, I have friends who will date anything that's attractive. Filipino, black, Indian, whatever you are, if you ain't fat, they're in. If you're fat, it don't matter what you are, they're out. Think about that in terms of discrimination.
32:55🔗
Drew
Now, the overweight issue in dating, they're not, people are not completely off everyone's list.
33:03🔗
Drew
And some people, you know, could still be attractive and be overweight. You know what I mean?
33:16🔗
Drew
That it's not, you're not going to be Cindy Crawford by doing her, following her videos, no matter what.
33:20🔗
Adam
Right. All those videos are good for jacking off to. I've said that many times. All those Cindy Crawford workout are 15 minutes to tight abs or how you can look like me. Please, Claudia Schiffer, whoever it is. They look like they look like because that's how they were born.
33:47🔗
Adam
I have a couple of friends who happen to be abnormally muscular for guys who drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and sit on their ass all day.
33:56🔗
Drew
Way abnormally. Yes, to the point where if I had come to my office, I would have insisted on a muscle biopsy because I would have been convinced he had muscular dystrophy or a testicular tumor.
34:09🔗
Adam
I had my buddy Chris roll up his sleeve, make a fist and turn his wrist in like he was trying to touch his knuckles against the inside of his wrist. And Drew, you witnessed the softball size muscle that came bulging forth from his forearm.
34:38🔗
Adam
That's how he got that forearm. Okay. Now, what is it? That's genetics. That's the hand he got dealt to him. Now, he could write a book on ten simple ways to bigger forearms.
35:00🔗
Drew
No. That's not to say that people are condemned to the hand they're dealt. You can change a fair amount.
35:07🔗
Adam
Here's what you can do. You should treat your body like a car, which is you cannot change your Datsun into a Ferrari. Once in a while, somebody does. They buy that Fiero and they try to turn it into a Testarossa.
35:26🔗
Adam
Crap. It's a mess. It fools drunk people from a mile away. Other than that, you're screwed. Now, you know what you do with your car? You keep it clean. You keep it running right. You change the fluids.
35:41🔗
Adam
Maybe put a little tint on the window and a little armor on the tire. You try to make it the best version of that Nissan Sentra that it can be. But don't try to make it something else. That's all you can do with you. Just eat right, drink a lot of water, and take heroin and you'll lose that way.
36:00🔗
Drew
We need to say, can we say something a little more inspirational? Just look like the Daihatsu.
36:05🔗
Adam
I'm saying, okay, here's what I'm saying. I'm saying that last caller we spoke to was 5'5. She was 190 pounds and she was 15 years old. Both her parents were behemoths, right? Okay, so what is it? It's an uphill battle for her. She is gonna have to work 10 times as hard as Cindy Crawford has to work to look half as good as Cindy Crawford. But what is her option? B.O.B.'s? Nope, she's gotta have that discipline. And she has to do that just like somebody who's born with a little disability. We all, some people are dyslexic, they have to work on their reading. Some people have a bad male pattern baldness, they have to take parpecia. Some people are fill in the blank, they have to work with that. They have crooked teeth, they gotta wear braces. You're born with that, you gotta work on it. Thank you. David?
37:11🔗
Caller
Hey, Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew, I just wanted to add that it's an honor to talk to people that have such an impact on the use of the nation because the work that you do for our society is not surmounted by any other talk show host.
37:30🔗
Caller
So, let me just tell you about my problem. I was hanging out with some buddies of mine, just kicking back out in the country, and I was urinating and a bee actually stung me on the penis while I was urinating, so...
37:48🔗
Caller
Yeah, this was about like three days ago, and I just was wondering why it hurts when I'm making love to my girlfriend.
38:09🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, I was stupid enough to do it next to a bunch of beehives, and I really didn't think that the odds were against me, so I just, I was being kind of like an ass.
38:19🔗
Adam
Right. Well, David, it reminds me of when I was in high school and I took a crap on a hornet's nest.
38:33🔗
Adam
I know, but David, here's the part we don't believe. Your question is, why is there pain when you make love to your girlfriend after you got stung on the door?
38:49🔗
Caller
And it's not even swollen whatsoever. There's just a little dot, and it's still hurting throughout my body. All right.
38:56🔗
What should you do?
39:01🔗
Drew
And I've actually seen, remember the days of the flesh-eating bacteria? Sure. That was a big front headline. Yes. And I kept saying, we've had this since World War I, and just different bacteria causing the syndrome.
39:12🔗
Drew
And magically we forgot about it, but it's still out there. And I saw a guy get it from a nice infection on the door, because you say.
39:39🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something, whenever my penis is out, I'm on guard. I don't care if I'm in the middle of the desert, I don't care if I'm standing in front of my sink at home. I'm on guard. My head's on a swivel. I'm like a middle linebacker who's dropped back into past coverage. I'm looking. Do you know what I'm saying?
40:02🔗
Adam
No way it could land on my penis because I would have blasted him out of the air before he got close.
40:12🔗
Adam
I would have looked at it is. I would have been like would have been like a akak fire as a as a bonsai plane tried to attack the ship. See what I mean?
40:23🔗
Adam
I would have blown it out of the air before it got to the landing deck of the carrier known as the SS Dork.
40:38🔗
Yeah.
40:43🔗
Caller
All right. Here's the deal. I've been with my girlfriend for about three years. And during the entire time, she's had the same kind of problem with her menstrual cycle.
41:03🔗
Caller
Yes, and rather irregular. Right. And so to deal with that, she's been on different forms of birth control, which I guess are supposed to help regulate it.
41:46🔗
Caller
But is this something that's going to be, as long as she's on it, there's no way that we can work around this, or we have to rely on some kind of lubricant?
42:01🔗
Drew
I know, Ryan. It's probably not going to get better, and she needs to report that to her doctor, who's adjusting these pills.
42:08🔗
Drew
Well, sometimes they can even just give you estrogen cream, and it's actually not a trivial issue for her, because the vaginal, the integrity of the vaginal lining is dependent on estrogen. If the estrogen levels aren't adequate, it becomes really irritating, and friable, it can break and be nasty. It's a mess for them. Yeah, and so she does need to pay attention. She needs to report to her doctor. He may just give estrogen cream, or they may change the pill. It's not enough estrogen or excess progesterone.
42:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. You want some lube, not too much, but then, you know, not enough. You got that dry, you got that sounds like a, sounds like a high school basketball game when you're having sex, you know?
43:11🔗
Adam
Let's talk to Tina. The boyfriend says he sleeps with his cousin, who's a male. That's good times. After this. Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, as Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1.
44:02🔗
Adam
Did you go to the K-Rock Christmas party tonight? No? Yeah, I mean, the triplets were sick. I had to go on. Oh, man.
44:11🔗
Adam
There's triplets, though. That's the greatest excuse for everything. They understand, you just begin. Anytime you don't, and see, the triplets are sick, right? Yeah, they are. Perfect. What I mean is, I'm a bachelor.
44:38🔗
Adam
I show up, people say, where were you? I get two syllables in, and it's like, okay, cut the crap. Were you drunk? You stoned? What are you doing? Jacking off? You weren't doing anything. But Drew, why weren't you at the fill in the blank? Here's a Drew comes right back.
44:56🔗
Adam
The hospital. There was a emergency lipo, vac sex, sex, and me going on over there. They got a page, the triplets. I mean, between owning the triplets, are those your triplets or you just lease it?
45:11🔗
Adam
All right, you own those triplets. Between having the triplets and being a doctor, you can not show up for anything you want. You understand? And nobody gives you...
45:25🔗
Adam
But if you don't feel like showing up on something, you're not going to get an ounce of grief.
45:53🔗
Adam
Really? Insurance Company? I can give myself some triplets. And then what's upkeep on triplets?
46:00🔗
Adam
Well, I'm not going to raise them. I mean, we ain't going to move into Disney World like you guys. What is this, $75, $80 a month, something like that? Is it more than satellite?
46:26🔗
Caller
Um, actually, he's not right now. But he has. What happened was, like, he told me about a week ago that this had occurred for a couple of years. And the thing is, when it was happening, it was probably a couple of years ago, but, like, he never used protection with it. And...
47:13🔗
Adam
Putting you down. Because I look at you as an enemy of the state. You're having unprotected sex with this idiot. This, uh, sort of bisexual, cousin-banging screwball.
47:34🔗
Adam
I know. I don't care about you and the AIDS. I worry about you and the population. I mean, you're gonna have a kid with this idiot? Yeah. This guy puts both his legs into one, one pant side. What's this guy do? I'm picturing, I'm picturing it like a Mongoloid kid. I'm picturing it like a Deliverance-style banjo kid. What's this guy do for a living?
48:36🔗
Drew
Well, why don't we start with you just seeing, sitting down with the doctor, getting a pelvic exam, getting a routine health screening and going from there. And part of that can't be in HIV, if you want.
48:47🔗
I see.
48:50🔗
Adam
But I don't I don't care if it happened in the, I was confused when he was younger, but. Confused?
48:56🔗
Abused.
49:00🔗
Caller
But see, the thing I don't understand is, like I asked him, I said, I mean, he's not bisexual or anything.
49:34🔗
Is there like a big chance like they hold on that if I could have quit preaching for a second?
49:42🔗
Like, is that likely?
49:44🔗
Drew
No, it's not likely. But you do should do appropriate screening and health care. It's sit down with the doctor and go over all these things.
49:51🔗
OK.
49:52🔗
Drew
And you have your pelvic exam done and check for warts and cervical cancer and do all those more likely things that are going to happen to you. And again, the process also gets green frayed. That's fine.
50:05🔗
Really?
50:11🔗
I know.
50:13🔗
Caller
Stay on it. But I also have one more question. Yeah. If I'm on like, say, if I was pregnant right now and I'm on birth control.
50:26🔗
Adam
Oh, boy. Yeah. This is just who we need as daddy. Mr. Painter, Mr. House Painter, Incest, Hillbilly, Cousin Cornhole and family guy going to a college I never heard of guy. Oh, my God. Cousin Cornhole. Wasn't he the Adams family cousin cornhole? Was that a wasn't he the who's that that huge rectum that walked around with hair coming out of the side? I was cousin it. Yeah. Seeing a cousin cornhole, that'd be good. Cousin Cornhole. And he like he like could talk like, but it'd be like it'd be farting. Yeah, but you know what I mean? That'd be funny, wouldn't it?
51:43🔗
Ranging Talk Radio, 100.7, The Buzz, KQBC, Seattle.
51:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, and he is Dr. Drew. Over there, phone number, 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1. Drew, you saw the big Cousin Christmas last night?
52:20🔗
Adam
Oh, there's words written on the thing that's folded up? Yeah. Yeah, I enjoyed No Doubt and Moby, and who else was good? Oh, you know, I always watch them every year, Green Day, I love Green Day, great live band. And a lot of people don't like Green Day that much, but good live band. And Incubus was good, too. And Papa Roach was good last night. Anderson, you ever see anybody stuck out? You were there at the big concert.
53:22🔗
How are you doing?
53:27🔗
What's up?
53:28🔗
Adam
All right, hold on a second. She bleeds during her period. Come on, Drew. Hey, Lauren, come on, get us some calls where some guy got his nuts caught in a blender or something or some chick with a huge boob has to walk with a wheelbarrow in front of her or something. Bouncy, bouncy. I'm good. I'm tired about chicks sloughing off their minstrel parts and stuff. I've taken the pill. My vagina's dry. What the hell is that? That's not titillating. Give me something I can jack to.
54:04🔗
Adam
Yeah. I want something weird, something bizarre, naughty. Not just a bunch of gynecological questions. Let her hang on a second.
54:16🔗
Adam
It's all metal. I got a wart. I want something good. All right. What about this guy with the gambling problem? All right. I'll go for that. Maybe we'll get something out of him. Erica. Erica.
54:31🔗
Guest
Let's see. Yeah. My boyfriend has a gambling problem. And it's been going on for a long time. And he's always understood the severity of it. And he's been willing to admit that.
54:42🔗
So what?
55:14🔗
A lot.
55:19🔗
Adam
No. Putting her on hold. I want to know how much does he lose a month? I know you're not going to get it down to the cent. I understand that. Maybe not even down to, you know, I'll give you a couple hundred bucks either way. Give me a ballpark. A lot. What's a lot? Is it 300 bucks or is that 300,000?
56:02🔗
Drew
Well, here's the deal. Gambling addiction, in my experience, doesn't occur by itself. That is to say, it is almost always in conjunction with some other drug addiction. Either history of or concurrent drug use.
56:17🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. I was on the phone tonight all night on and off with Cousin Sal. Jimmy Kimmel's Cousin Sal, who's a chronic gambler, who was going absolutely insane because it was the last game of his football, fairy tale football league. And Warwick Dunn is, yes, I know it's fantasy football. Thank you, Anderson.
56:41🔗
Adam
I call it fairy tale football because it's slightly more insulting to those idiots who are caught up in it. This poor son of a bitch. He had like the Rams player. He had Marshall Falk and the other guy who he's tied up with in his fairy tale football league had Warwick Dunn, the running back for the Buccaneers. And they were both just going off all night, but Marshall Falk basically got it at the end and this is the end of the season. It was like 700 bucks in his pocket and very last play of the game. Warwick Dunn scoots in for a two yard after the Bucs are pinned down after they're going for it on fourth down. They have to drive the length of the field with no timeouts in a minute and a half left in the game and Warwick Dunn pushes it in and he's just, Sal's just going insane. I'm on the phone with him. I mean, that's the thing about gambling. I mean, he had 700 bucks that was in his pocket in Dunn. The Rams had the ball. They had the ball in the 35 yard line of the Bucks. The Bucks had no timeouts left. It was done. The game was over and the one guy that he couldn't have score ends up scoring one more time before the game's over at the end of the season, taking the money right out of his pocket.
58:53🔗
Drew
I think you ought to look more carefully, because it's very unusual. I mean, it happens, but it's very unusual for them to have...
59:31🔗
Adam
Listen, listen, hold on a second, let's just do a little recap. Take him over to GA, huh? GA, Gamblers Anonymous, that's a group thing? Yes, that will...
59:51🔗
Drew
One quick question first. Does she have a dad that's an alcoholic? Do you have an alcoholic dad?
1:00:04🔗
Adam
Erica, you do what you want with him. Oh. Well, listen, Drew just told you what to do. Why do you answer with, dad'll help? I know you're desperate, but he's telling you what to do, just do it. He's got to go to Gamblers Anonymous. They're quite an organization. There's plenty of them everywhere.
1:00:32🔗
Drew
If he doesn't get some sort of help with this. But I also believe strongly that if she looks more careful, she'll find some other drug use, pot, something.
1:00:39🔗
Adam
Yeah. I don't gamble. The reason I don't gamble is because I believe I'm cursed. Yeah.
1:00:44🔗
Drew
I don't gamble because I don't like to lose money. It's just losing. It's just, you just go, unless I have a certain amount set aside for entertainment.
1:00:54🔗
Drew
I mean, listen, they stop calling them games of chance because the game of chance is a chance you're going to win. That is just called adult entertainment.
1:01:05🔗
Adam
I got to get back into this. They don't call it adult entertainment. No, they do not. Well, listen, all I know is I have wretched luck and I can't gamble. The last 15 times I've been to Vegas, I've lost my ass every time with the same thing. Play 21 for an hour, build up some chips, let it all ride on the last hand, lose every goddamn time. Oh, that is so true. Autumn? All right, so you bleed during your period in between and when you masturbate.
1:01:57🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Hey, Lauren, phone screen, you really need to bleed during period and in between when she masturbates? I know, I know. I'm going to make Lauren cry. But doesn't everyone bleed during their period? Is that how they know? That's how they know it's their period, right?
1:02:23🔗
Drew
Well, mid-cycle bleeding is not uncommon. And you ought to get, you know, have regular lab work, make sure it's not a thyroid problem, make sure you don't have ovarian cysts or any problems with anatomy of the uterus. You had a pelvic exam recently?
1:02:38🔗
Drew
I mean, you can have polyps and fibros, all kinds of things can cause mid-cycle bleeding.
1:02:46🔗
Adam
I see. Well, that doesn't explain it. So as she gets stimulated, she starts bleeding. Yep. How often are you doing that?
1:03:11🔗
Adam
I see. Yeah. All right. That's the thing about women too. I don't think they plan it like guys do. You know what I mean? Set aside some masturbatory time.
1:03:25🔗
Adam
Yeah. I got a whole model of my bedroom. VCRs over here. Having a big like a war room in my basement.
1:03:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. Slide the mock up mink of videos over here. Then the hampers over here. Then the hamper makes a move this way. So I cut back with the videos.
1:03:59🔗
Caller
Here's the situation. I've been going out with my girlfriend for about four years. In the past recent, the last two months, we usually have sex protected because we've had a kid and we learned all that. Recently, we've had unprotected sex. After I'm done, we're done doing it underneath the tip of my penis. It gets swollen for like, it'll stay like that for one, two days and it will go down. It won't happen again. It doesn't happen if I masturbate. It doesn't happen if we do it with condom. Just when we have unsafe sex.
1:04:38🔗
Caller
Underneath? No, no, no. Like where the, you know where the head is? Right underneath the head.
1:04:53🔗
Adam
Yeah, but when you say underneath it, you mean when you're standing up, the bottom side of the head.
1:05:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. And it gets inflamed. Yeah. Like when a football player puts on one of those neck toilet seats, one of those neck braces.
1:05:42🔗
Drew
That's a pretty common thing, actually. Yeah. I'm not sure necessarily. Make sure you have adequate lubrication. Don't go for too long.
1:06:08🔗
Guest
I don't know. A few days ago, I hurt my back really bad. I was doing the laundry and I don't know why it cracked and I couldn't move for a few minutes. It took a while for me to stand back up and I got really scared.
1:06:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's a lot of boob for a 16 year old. Let's get the vitals on you. How much do you weigh?
1:06:44🔗
Adam
Alright, hold on a second. Hold on. Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to get a height call in here. Alex, height on you. You got 180 on the weight. What's the height? 5'6. 5'6. Hold on a second now. Alright, just a little radio math. This one has a little twist on it because I got the around 180. Unfortunately, that adds 13% to the calculation. 5'6, 180, around, gets factored in, and then they 38'F, doing the laundry. Did the radio math here. Okay, I came up with 5'4, 5'16, 2'02, and 6 oz.
1:07:40🔗
Adam
Okay. And so you're stout. You got some, you're not, I wouldn't call you, no, I wouldn't call you fat, but you're sturdy, right? Yeah. And do you want to lose some of that boob weight?
1:08:15🔗
Guest
I don't know. I guess... I don't know. I'm at school, and I'm not really that active person.
1:08:25🔗
Adam
You've been huffing some computer cleaner or something, or is this what you always sound like?
1:09:19🔗
Adam
He's still walking on air. Yeah, he probably didn't know where he was. That he died once in a, like, Valhalla or something. He didn't know where he was. Oh, my God. Did he go crazy when he saw all those things?
1:09:47🔗
Adam
No. Yeah. I know. And let me tell you something I haven't talked about before in my past. And I don't know. It's a little painful. So I'm brought up. But I have a particularly beautiful looking scrotum. And when I was in high school, a lot of the girls spoke to me because of my exquisite scrotum.
1:10:19🔗
Adam
It inspired many poets to write about my sack. And I didn't know if they were talking to me for my sack or for me. But eventually, I just figured they're talking to me and that's good enough. And since the sack was attached to me, barely, but attached to me, I went with it. Alex?
1:10:47🔗
Drew
Yeah, and don't worry about your back. That's more an issue of the weight, too, here. And you may have had a facet interlocking, you know, problem with the facet dislocation. You may have had a disc that suddenly popped out. I mean, it's all kinds of things that can happen to your back, low back, particularly when you're overweight.
1:11:05🔗
Adam
How about you get a little diet, a little exercise, and see how your back feels, see if those boobs shrink, and then call us back in six months.
1:11:33🔗
Adam
Good, but don't starve yourself, baby. You know, eat a nice, balanced meal, and you ever watch those Saturday morning cartoons?
1:11:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, you know, they got that triangle with the cheese on it, the dairy, and then the cow, and they got the groups there. I don't know who invented those groups. When I was... Did you grow up, Drew? Did you watch those Saturday morning cartoons?
1:12:03🔗
Adam
There was a whole pitch for cheese on one of those. Do you remember that? No. I'm hankering for a hunk of cheese. It was like a whole cheese wrap. And you talk about how it comes in a wheel. There was some kind of like PSA about eating cheese.
1:12:29🔗
Adam
I know, but who put that on? The dairy board? I mean, there was some lobbying. There was some palm greasing going on to get that cheese PSA whipped up. They used to talk about healthy snacks, about how to make popsicles and stuff. Do you remember any of that? Take the orange shoes, pour it in an ice cube tray, put some sulfane over it, stick some toothpicks in it. Do we really need that? Just get me back to the goddamn Johnny Sacco so I can go out and beat some ass. Do you know what I mean? I want to see Speed Racer, I want to see Deputy Dogg. I don't care about the talking cheese wheel, but I'll tell you that Schoolhouse Rock taught me more than I'd ever learned in any school.
1:13:16🔗
Adam
They were big fat drunken, surrey guys. The guy did the voice, the guy did all the singing for all the Schoolhouse Rock stuff is this big fat alcoholic guy. He's angry and he is surrey. He kind of looks a little like Otis from Mayberry. Remember the lovable wino on Andy Griffith's show? But he's got an edge to him. I don't know if that's booze or he didn't get, I don't know, maybe he got screwed on some asscap deal or something, but he didn't seem happy about the whole thing. The other guy seemed kind of jovial, the guy who wrote this stuff. All right, we will take ourselves a break when we come back and speak to Jennifer who is 20, only gets turned on by watching lesbian porn after this.
1:14:43🔗
Adam
Yep, Loveline. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. All right, you ready to rock here, Drew? Let's talk to Jennifer. Jennifer? Oh, boy.
1:15:00🔗
Caller
Yes, I do. Okay, I'm currently with my boyfriend, but the only thing is, the only kind of sex we ever have is, I'm sorry, I'm very nervous. The only kind of sex I have him do to me is the only world because that's the only thing I get off. I really don't even care about the other part.
1:15:38🔗
Caller
Well, I had a lot of people like when I was between the 13 and 15 when I was like a tweaker.
1:15:47🔗
Drew
Well, that might be part of the problem. Speed leaves some residual effects on the brain.
1:16:31🔗
Drew
And when they were high on whatever, they didn't never did anything to you, never hit you, never...
1:16:51🔗
Drew
No. Just like something else happened younger, just to set her up quite soon. It may all be addiction. It can't be addiction.
1:16:56🔗
Caller
A lot of it... Well, when I was between 13 and 15, most of it is like from the little man. And then when I was 17, I dated some guy that was 24 years older than I.
1:17:18🔗
Adam
Well, I'm glad we straightened that out. Someone said you heard the no, no, no. Okay. What... Hold on a second. What the F is up with these guys? No, no, no. I mean, how does that work? You're some 41-year-old guy. You're banging a 17-year-old. You're dealing to some 13, 14-year-old chick. Well, the good news is you'll give her a crank for free if you can get a piece of ass off her. What is it? I mean, I understand they're wretched and they're F'd up, but don't they have to look in the mirror at some point? I mean, how does that work? Are they just that soulless?
1:18:00🔗
Drew
People live in this world of denial where they can't look at reality. That's a big thing in our country right now.
1:18:07🔗
Drew
People do not really, and you can't address it with them either. No, no, no, that's the no, no, no part.
1:18:13🔗
Adam
Yeah, all right, all right. I really, I would not mind a bullet in the head of every one of these guys. I have zero, zero, zero, zero problem with that.
1:18:25🔗
Drew
All right, so Jennifer, you got a lot of major, major crap that went down, right? So it's understandable that it might be very difficult for you to be receptive to a male, that you can still be stimulated sexually, and certainly, you know, you're looking for sort of non-intrusive kinds of interactions, and that's fine. And it's great that you can have that kind of arousal, but actually being open to a male, it's understandable that you'd be pretty closed off to that. Now I want to know why she's not, she's in recovery, is the question here.
1:19:02🔗
Drew
Yeah, well, you gotta do that, and you gotta start going to a program. You gotta go to some 12 step program. And in the course of all that work, some of this should start to clear up.
1:19:19🔗
Caller
My 15-year-old boy, I caught him and his stepmother in bed about three and a half, four weeks ago.
1:19:26🔗
Adam
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy? Yeah. No. And his stepmother in bed, be your wife, right?
1:19:37🔗
Caller
No, I didn't. I had no idea until this went on. We've only been married for like three and a half months.
1:19:43🔗
Adam
Well, let me ask this. I know it's a tragic, horrible situation, but what's wrong with you that you didn't know she was that messed up?
1:19:50🔗
Caller
I had no idea. We didn't date for very long. We would seen each other for about six months. And that was about three months after me and my first wife got divorced.
1:20:10🔗
Caller
I come home from work. I work night shift and I come home work about midnight on for a break and I caught them both in my bedroom. And the bad deal is I have no idea what to do. I kicked her out. She's not at the house no more. I don't know what to do about my boy because she is now pregnant and there's no way it's mine because I got fixed about four years ago.
1:20:31🔗
Drew
Yeah, but it's not necessarily your son's. I mean, she might be doing some other stuff too.
1:20:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure so they what do you do? You give birth. She gives birth to your dad.
1:20:42🔗
Drew
How long ago does that work? How long ago did this happen that you found your son with her?
1:20:48🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. I can talk to Drew. Oh my God. Wait, Christ. No. Listen, the Rams lost and I was this close to hanging myself. This close.
1:21:06🔗
Adam
You got the son living over there. You just got married. Well, and by the way, you want to know the number one? Listen to me, you people who are going to screw around. The number one way you get popped is someone coming home from work early or when they shouldn't have. Do you know what I'm saying?
1:21:24🔗
Adam
That's the number one answer. Every time someone gets caught in bed, what happens? Somebody came home early from work. Brad?
1:21:37🔗
Caller
Oh, she knows my schedule. It's just I usually don't come home at midnight. I usually just go down to the coffee shop, grab something to drink and then come back to work. But that night, I just happened to go home to grab something.
1:21:56🔗
Caller
Well, I kicked her out as soon as I found her in bed. I told her to pack her s**t out.
1:22:02🔗
Adam
Hold on, hold on. He used the s-word there, Drew. We understand he's under some mental duress and so we're going to let it slide. Brad, get him back here, Anderson, would you please? Brad.
1:22:13🔗
Adam
Okay, so you told her, Pat, now when you let, let's, I know it's painful, but it's also entertaining when you, you come into your home at about midnight, right?
1:22:34🔗
Caller
No, I'm a machine shop. I build like buckets for caterpillar. I see. For the motors and stuff.
1:22:40🔗
Adam
Right. That's a lot of metal. Yeah. Boy, do you work around metal. All right. So you work at the machine shop, Caterpillar. Where are they at? In Indiana or something? Where are they at?
1:22:52🔗
Caller
We got... There's one in Wamego, Kansas, one in Idaho. There's several of them. I'm at one in Wamego, Kansas.
1:23:00🔗
Adam
I see. Wamego was going to be my second guess. And you come in the door and... Are you suspicious at first or you just walk in the front door?
1:23:10🔗
Caller
I just walk in the front door nonchalantly and go back to the bedroom. I can't remember what. I forgot to grab whatever and open the door and there they are.
1:23:23🔗
Adam
And so you're shocked, you're sickened, you're disgusted. And do they notice you immediately?
1:23:33🔗
Adam
Really? That's the other thing that's always crazy about the... Did you have to yell to get them to notice you?
1:23:40🔗
Caller
No, they just happened to notice something. I made a noise or something and they seen me and...
1:24:00🔗
Caller
They both jumped up and got covered up real quick and my boy kind of rolled off the side of the bed and she just laid there with her eye.
1:24:08🔗
Adam
All right. Hey, hold on a second. Brad's on his second use of the S word in about a 45 second span. Let me do the math. Let's see. Over the course of a 24-hour period, 75,000 times he would use the S word over a 24-hour period. Oh, let me do a deduction for eight hours. Yeah, he's going to sleep for eight hours. He's down to 61,000 times.
1:25:01🔗
Caller
Nothing really. He just keeps saying, shut up, don't talk about it. And then he go and lock himself in his bedroom. I see. Oh boy.
1:25:47🔗
Adam
I know. But I'm not asking you what's there and what's not there. I'm asking what he thinks is there.
1:25:59🔗
Drew
You gotta get him some help. He needs a therapist. Seriously, he really needs someone to talk to.
1:26:04🔗
Adam
You're gonna have to really... Yeah, things are gonna be hashed out with him so you guys can have some semblance of a relationship.
1:26:11🔗
Drew
Well, this is a crossroads for him. I mean, he could really go down an antisocial path from here that would not be one he'd come back from.
1:26:16🔗
Adam
Right, okay, so number two, this woman is a piece of work. And, yeah, well, you learned a very tough lesson, but better sooner than later. Now, the question is, is what's she gonna do with this kid?
1:26:32🔗
Caller
Exactly, that's what I wanna know. If I turn her in for statutory rape or if I just, I don't know.
1:26:46🔗
Adam
Well, they could have been having something, some affair that's been going on for a while.
1:27:08🔗
Adam
Okay, so here's what you do, Brad. You tell her that either she gets an abortion or you turn her in.
1:27:18🔗
Adam
That's it. She's got to get the abortion. You give birth to your uncle or grandfather. I haven't figured that one out yet.
1:27:27🔗
Adam
The point is, is she needs an abortion, and if she doesn't get the abortion, which she should want to have, except for she's insane, if she doesn't want to, you tell her you will go to the police immediately.
1:27:43🔗
Adam
All right? All right. See if that works. Then you get your kid into some therapy and you try to rekindle the relationship with your child. Forget all about this crazy bitch. Here's the craziest thing about people who cheat, especially in that inner family circle of cheating. It's the don't use protection part of it. He said he was fixed, right?
1:28:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. So when you got a husband, by the way, ladies, here's a little cheatin tip for you. When you got a husband who's had his tubes tied, basically, what do they call it? It's nuts carterized. When your husband cannot get anyone pregnant and you're gonna be cheating, you make damn sure you don't get pregnant because that's one of the ways he might be tipped off. You know what I mean? And if you're gonna bang someone in the family, stepson, perhaps, cousin, uncle, someone like that, be damn sure you don't get pregnant. But it's like saying nuts on nuts, right? And this is nuts is nuts. It's not nuts on nuts.
1:28:54🔗
Adam
Right? She's crazy enough to bang her 15-year-old stepson. She's crazy enough not to use protection.
1:29:07🔗
Adam
We'll take ourselves a break. When we come back, we're going to talk to Rachel. Rachel's 15 dating a guy that is 25 after this.
1:29:50🔗
Adam
Oh, man, I'm eating some lemon cake. Boys, this is good. What's the best fruit for dessert, Drew? I've had this argument with many people.
1:30:02🔗
Adam
Fruit that turns into a dessert flavor. You factor in pie, pudding, ice cream. It's tough.
1:30:31🔗
Adam
How dare you with that pear. I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon. Pear. Pear's the worst.
1:30:42🔗
Adam
No, no. Peach. Peach is good. Hey, don't get me wrong. I love a peach on its own. And I love a peach pie. But peach, peach ice cream, peach bread. No. Now you gotta go banana. That's where the smart money is. All you gamblers. You put your money on banana. Lemon's good, but it's just lemon cake. Lemon ice cream's no good. Lemon meringue pie's good, though.
1:31:14🔗
Adam
Peach is, peach is nice, Anderson. I'm with you with the peach. I'm the kind of guy, by the way, gets angry when people don't like the fruit I like. You ever do that? We're like, you know, people go like, you go, so you'd be sitting around and be going, what do you think the best fruit is? And you think for a long while and you go, nothing better than a Bing cherry. Big bowl of in-season Bing cherry.
1:31:34🔗
Adam
And then some A-hole pipes up and goes, I like a Pippen apple. And you go, well, sure, in a pinch. No, no, I like apple. Wait a minute, do you want to eat an apple over a big bowl of cherries? Yeah, I prefer an apple, like, get the F out of here. Get out of here, you make me sick. I'm gonna hear people take the peach over the nectarine. They sicken me. Everyone knows a nectarine is better than a peach. Sam, but nectarine, not a good dessert food.
1:32:17🔗
Guest
Okay. Like two and a half weeks ago, I came home and like my brother came home and he was like wasted and drunk and like we really have been close like lately and I gave him like head and I had sex with him.
1:32:44🔗
Drew
Yeah, but what happened in your past that would cause you to sort of turn feelings of intimacy into sexual feelings?
1:33:48🔗
Drew
Yeah. And that the fact that this happened sort of says things about your... the way you're made up, the way your emotional state. There's a lot to deal with here with the potential pregnancy. And this is something you need some professional intervention, OK?
1:34:07🔗
Adam
I'm going to tell you what you need to do. First off, I know I gave this speech just a few moments ago when I I never thought I'd have a job or had to make this claim on the air. But when having sex with a family member, it's important to use protection.
1:34:25🔗
Adam
I as the theme from Taboo 2 comes in. I cannot stress that strongly enough. Always either pull out or use or use a form of contraception.
1:34:50🔗
Adam
So, Sam, let me just get this straight one more time. You're 13. You would be in the seventh grade.
1:35:27🔗
Adam
But he was good enough to pull out. So he scores big points. And now you think you're pregnant. And what, why did you have sex? I mean, why did you think that was okay? Did he rape you?
1:35:51🔗
Drew
So I wonder if he was abused maybe. Because, you know, kids, the older kids will act out in the younger ones. So she sort of.
1:36:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. I've been drunk around my sister and we always stop at second base. I mean, that's that's the Carolla policy right there. We get liquored up. She's been lit up pretty good. And of course, there's the attraction. But we always stop at second.
1:36:16🔗
Drew
But you have to find some Sam some help for this, right? It's important. This is serious stuff.
1:36:54🔗
Drew
I mean, she may not have been pure victim until this guy got a hold of her. You know what I mean? I mean, she's had the abuse of mom, alcohol, mom, dad, the lab.
1:37:26🔗
Adam
That's good. And... but don't you have feelings about it, other than just not liking it? Doesn't it feel kind of strange, kind of bad?
1:37:47🔗
Adam
I was macking out with my mom once, and it felt pretty natural for a moment. Until? Well, then I saw the pictures of me on Santa's lap that she had up on the mantle there, and it got weird. Yeah, after I started thinking about it. From that angle? Yeah, that. Yeah, that felt weird. Yeah. That's it. Hey, Sam? Yeah? It's, I'm really, I'm kind of disturbed that you're not more disturbed about this whole thing. You know what I mean? This is a very unnatural thing. This should be something that, for most people, it is not in their vocabulary. They're unable to do it.
1:38:29🔗
Drew
Yeah, and why you are having those feelings is bothersome to us. And you need to get help dealing with those feelings.
1:38:35🔗
Adam
Can you go to Planned Parenthood? Or can you go to Bethesda, Maryland, where the Naval Hospital is? Is there something to throw yourself on the doorstep? I mean, what can she do, Drew?
1:38:50🔗
Drew
Listen, I don't care if it's a family doctor, if it's Planned Parenthood, if it's a school counselor, some adult that is a professional trained, that you lay this on them, and in your community nearby and get this thing underway, because this is heavy stuff. And if you can't, I would suggest you call Child Protective Services. I have another number called Child Help USA, 800-422-4453. We also have 800-540-4000.
1:39:17🔗
Adam
Don't give her the other number. That's too confusing, man. You give her the tune number.
1:39:59🔗
Adam
I got my batteries charged. I'm ready to party. All right, we will take ourselves a little break, but I promise...
1:40:04🔗
Drew
I think it's that lemon pie, the lemon cake you ate. I think I did something to do. Why? Tomorrow, I'd start out with the lemon cake, right? We did the top of the show.
1:40:14🔗
Adam
All right, we're going to take ourselves an extended 22-hour break, and we'll be back with a more fantabulous show tomorrow night. So until then, this is Adam Corolla, with Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I remember when I blew my uncle in high school. It was one of the worst days of my life.
1:40:29🔗
Caller
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