6:41🔗
Drew
Ah, now it's fixed. It's Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Fax number 310-854-4455. Bring it back a little bit.
6:52🔗
How dare you?
7:01🔗
Adam
Well, I didn't sleep when I was in New York, but we all right. Jesus Christ. And Thursday night, I wanted to come across and strangle that chick from the New World, Melissa Howard. What a pain in the ass.
7:14🔗
Adam
I said she was a pain in the ass. I thought she was a pain in the ass when I watched her at Real World, and then when I heard her on the radio, I went, oh.
7:31🔗
Adam
Okay. Well, don't bring it up then, you idiot. That's horrible radio. Her boyfriend raped her or something, or did something weird to her? Well, did something.
7:43🔗
Adam
Speaking of rape, let's bring our guest up now. Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. Jenny is currently on the watcher, the James Spader, Canna Reeves, or I should say Canna Reeves, James Spader movie, which is out in a pretty wide release. And what did it do? It's doing pretty good, isn't it? Did it make some money, this movie?
8:04🔗
Jenny McShane
It was number one at the box office for two weeks. I think we came in fourth last week.
8:15🔗
That's the problem.
8:29🔗
Adam
I know. Not by actress or actor standards, but by regular guy standards, he's nutty, right? No.
8:44🔗
Jenny McShane
My brother's a golf pro and he was on a trip. He was up for the Nike tour and he was on a layover. So I came down to the set and checked it out. I was working with Spader on a scene. I told him to take a seat and they sat him right in the scene. So the camera guy goes, hey, with the guy looking at the camera, please not look at the camera. I'm like, that's not a guy. That's my brother. Someone get a paycheck over here.
9:05🔗
Adam
So you worked. Man, I wish my sister would get me into something. And my sister, my sister actually, she was nice enough to work me into a gig. I pay for her kid's child support for the daycare.
9:17🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's the gig. My sister got me worked into. Not the movies, the 800 bucks a month. Fantastic. Yeah. The Outlaws is also a movie that's coming out that you're in. When is that? When's that coming out?
9:30🔗
Jenny McShane
It should be out in six months. I just finished filming that with Michael Madsen and Forrest Whitaker's little brother Damian and William Forsythe and Jeff Fahey.
9:44🔗
Adam
He is nuts, this guy. And you know the thing about Michael Madsen? Michael Madsen's made like three really good movies and 135 horrible movies. What is up with him?
9:59🔗
Jenny McShane
Come on. He came from Blue Collar like I did. You need to work every day. That's the work I think he grew up with.
10:04🔗
Adam
I know. But why doesn't he just spare his dignity and get himself a job, you know, driving a bus or something? I mean, this guy's done some really good work and he's a good actor, but he's done some horrible movies in every movie. I've seen this guy in every third movie, isn't he?
10:21🔗
Adam
Him and he works more than Jeanine Garofalo used to work. Thank God she slowed down a little bit. All right. Drew's nodding his head feverishly over there. Jenny was also in two of my favorite, actually one Drew's wife's favorite show, Silk Stockings. Oh, wow. Episode of Silk Stockings. I know your wife goes berserk for Silk Stockings. She proclaimed it a cinematic triumph about eight months ago. And my two favorite shows, Nash Bridges and Renegade. Nash Bridges is my favorite show because they use the first name of the actors in the promos, which I always enjoy. Find out what Cheech and Don are up to. Friday night. Always bothersome to me when they use the guy's first name of the actors. It's like, okay, so what is he? Is he a cop? Is he an actor? I don't know what he is now. Cheech and Don? Where's the suspense?
11:14🔗
Jenny McShane
That episode was really great. I played a rock star and it was just really fun working with Cheech and Don. They don't even tell you anything. You're just walking behind them trying to keep up with what they're doing. But both of them are really great to me. I played a rock star in that episode and it was last year's favorite episode.
11:44🔗
Wow.
11:48🔗
Drew
I don't know. They would never show up to it. They would carefully burn them and keep them from us.
11:59🔗
Jenny McShane
Renegade was awesome. I played a Mormon preacher girl. My mom was like, you look so ugly on this show.
12:14🔗
Adam
Yeah. He did the A-Team, which is guys falsely accused of crimes. Guess what? They were framed. Guess what for?
12:21🔗
Adam
A crime they didn't commit. You see? Not just framed, framed for a crime they didn't commit. Then in the A-Team, they lay low in a giant orange van. They lay low in that orange van with an orange Dave Gloves stripe on it, and the black guy with 7,000 pounds of gold jewelry on. They're on a cover, though, and they roamed the LA underground.
12:48🔗
Adam
I've lived in LA my whole life. I'm not sure where that is. But when you need them and you get a job done, and the cops won't help you, the A-Team is going to do it. On Renegade, he was framed for a crime. He didn't commit, Lorenzo Lamas, Junior was, right? And he's undercover as a guy with no shirt, a vest, and a hog, a fully dressed hog, and no helmet that he goes up and down the highway with. But he roams the bad lands, not the LA underground. And if you need, he's a bounty hunter.
13:34🔗
Yes.
13:43🔗
Drew
It's less probable. But again, it's hard to know when you've ovulated, and so I wouldn't count on anything.
13:55🔗
Drew
I'm trying to have more discussion about the RU-486 on this show. You'd think we would, you know?
13:58🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's just legalized in this country, right? And now, let's just break it down so people understand what it is. RU-486 is essentially an abortion pill.
14:16🔗
Drew
I was reading today that it has about 95% effectiveness as an abortion pill. And yet, if you take the morning-after pill within a day, you're at 90% and you haven't caused an abortion.
14:25🔗
Adam
So the morning-after pill is a pill that does not let you get pregnant. Right. And the RU-486 is something you take after you get pregnant.
14:33🔗
Adam
Now, what do you think would happen if you took the RU-486 right after you had sex without a condom?
14:43🔗
Drew
In other words, could RU-486 be used in... Well, but then you're still causing an abortion. You really are. Because it's about the uterine lining and it's a readiness to accept implantation, to reject. And that's where the arguments break down. And I'm probably not going to get behind RU-486.
15:06🔗
Adam
They're having a big heterosexual parade down Wilshire coming up soon. They want me to be the Grand Marshal. My feeling is that this pill is long overdoing this country. It's been in Europe for a good 20 years. And these a-hole Bible thumpin Republicans are complaining that it was rushed through the FDA.
15:37🔗
Adam
I remember women going to Europe trying to get it and bring it back with them. Yeah, so this stuff's been in wide use on a-
15:55🔗
Adam
And that's, by the way, what I love about politicians. More talk about nothing. Do you know what I mean? These guys are up there pounding their fist saying that RU-46 was pushed through too quickly, needs more consideration. As usual, zero relevance. Zero. Thank you. Farrah?
16:12🔗
Hi, everybody.
16:15🔗
Caller
I have a question. I have a lot of pain with any kind of penetration, be it the masturbation or the gynecologist.
16:31🔗
Well, you go.
16:35🔗
Caller
Yes. And I was wondering if it had to do with being on my... I'm manic oppressive. And I'm on Prozac Neurontin Boost Bar.
16:55🔗
Drew
The medicines have nothing to do with it. Although the Prozac can decrease your libido like crazy.
18:08🔗
Adam
Jenny and Drew. She has pain within her course. Doesn't necessarily have to be something that's physically wrong with her. She hasn't had a relationship in five years and not five years, not age 50 to 55, age 18 to 23. I mean, Jenny, you've probably squeezed a few relationships into that time period, right?
18:29🔗
Jenny McShane
I mean, I didn't have sex until I was 21. So you guys are giving me the full sex education.
18:39🔗
All wrong.
18:41🔗
Way off.
18:47🔗
Yes.
19:00🔗
Someone just said, huh?
19:12🔗
Did I say dad's father?
19:25🔗
Jenny McShane
No, she tried to convince me to be the first actress to be a nun and I said, I'd only be able to do G-movies and there's not a lot of those out there. So I think I'll have to think about that real hard.
19:47🔗
Adam
Okay. So now we're just talking to Farrah. Yeah. Now see, I wonder if there's something going on emotionally that's causing a little bit vaginismus that Drew likes to talk about.
19:59🔗
Drew
I think she should look up at drdrew.com. If you look on the search engine, there's a vaginismus, there's several articles on that. There are ways to retrain it. There's some thinking aside from the fact that it's an emotional response to penetration, that there's actually a spinal reflex that gets entrained.
20:28🔗
Adam
You got a little tipped on your ears? Let me explain something that I've learned from this show.
20:36🔗
Adam
They got it. So I just think whenever they start talking about cleaved palate or gromatosis or whatever, their shingles, when they start speaking about anything, you just be careful because I would just think, got it, got it, going to get it, got it. So what's tipped on you?
21:10🔗
Jenny McShane
It's just like tipped in a different direction. So I found this out because my mother had eight children and she always had problems having her children because of this.
21:24🔗
Drew
Yeah. By the way, having eight means not having difficulty having children by definition.
21:29🔗
Drew
I mean, 20 percent of pregnancy end in abortion spontaneously. So even if she was pregnant every month for 12 years, she still, that's be eight babies.
21:52🔗
Adam
His are tipped as well. Grandpa Corolla was tipped. I saw old pictures of him, black and white.
22:05🔗
Yeah, hi.
22:10🔗
Adam
Oh my God, the Man Show. It's on right now. Comedy Central. I always forget to bring that up. Well, I didn't bring it up last week.
22:22🔗
Adam
At 11 o'clock, the show's on at 10, you idiot. Everyone turn to Comedy Central right now. You watch the Fabulous Man Show. This is the best episode we ever did.
22:32🔗
Caller
Okay, well, I'm doing this project for my art class, and I have to do a shrine of somebody I admire, right?
22:49🔗
Adam
Hey, I'll tell you, I can save you some time, Mary. I did a shrine to myself a couple of years back. I just sent it out to you and turned that in. Just on hiatus, had a little time around the house. I do a shrine. Another shrine. The old shrine had been worn out from me passing it around at parties and stuff.
23:06🔗
Adam
It's construction paper, elbow macaroni, some silver spray paint, and some ceramic work on there. Yeah. And a lot of headshots, things like that. Clippings from newspapers, part of a football trophy. Used condoms, stuff like that.
23:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Use a gym sock. And if you can't find any semen, just put a little spray starch on it. That worked.
23:42🔗
Caller
And let's see. And I was wondering if you can sing some taboo too for me so I can maybe like record it and put it in there too.
24:24🔗
Adam
Yeah. But what I mean is, is like at our school, I went to North Hollywood High. And in the corner of North Hollywood High, they took like the girl's softball diamond and fenced it off. And they made it into Amelia Earhart. Apparently Amelia Earhart was from North Hollywood or crashed into it one time or something. There's a lot of North Hollywood Library with Amelia Earhart statues, a lot of Amelia Earhart, North Hollywood stuff going on. Anyway, this school was called Amelia Earhart. It's basically the students called, my sister went there for like half a semester. You call the teachers by their first names. You show up when you want to show up and leave when you want to leave. It's sort of the school, it's high school for guys who don't want to give up the weed and attendance problems.
25:02🔗
Drew
Those kinds of schools do not exist anymore because they were such abject miserable failures.
25:35🔗
Adam
Well, I got to hear. Taboo 2, by the way, is one of my all-time favorite porno movies from about 19.
25:48🔗
Adam
Okay. I'm not accusing you of having a good family. I did not have a VCR. My dad's first move was Beta. What a genius. And this is like 81. So my friend, the Wheeze, had a VCR when I was like 18 or 19. And his porn movie was, he had like a deep throat and he had Taboo 2. And I watched Taboo 2 like 175 times in one weekend. And I really enjoyed it. And I just got reacquainted with it. You know, it's like an old girlfriend or something, like someone I haven't seen since my senior year in high school. And it has great music in it. And I actually recorded one of-
26:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. This is a song written about Junior, a guy who's raping his sister and his mom. So it's kind of an homage. So she's singing about Junior. Well, not really raping, but forcefully having sex with his family. Here we go.
27:02🔗
Adam
Just listen to the words. Watch this. Give Mary an A! That's the part I like, it's like a musical. It's like I'm singing every woman in the world.
28:10🔗
Drew
And you wonder why the country is in the shape it is, this is high cinematic triumph, circa 1981.
28:25🔗
Adam
To be fair to Jr., they both fought him off at the beginning, but eventually they let their guard down, and as it turns out, they enjoyed it.
29:04🔗
Adam
All right, we'll just crop that. Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. She's in The Watcher, new Keanu Reeves movie, which is currently in theaters as we speak. And we'll be back with her and you and all of us after this.
29:53🔗
Adam
Biff, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. The Man Show. Yeah, it's on right now. Just a couple more minutes of comedy left. Comedy Central, everybody. Yeah, Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. Jenny's currently on The Watcher. That's with Keanu Reeves and James Spader. What's your part? I haven't seen this movie.
30:35🔗
Adam
I like that too. It gives me an erection. Like I was telling Drew last week, remember when Wonder Woman used to get the Nazis, like wrestle with them a little bit? Yeah, that was great. Yeah. Is that strong?
30:57🔗
Adam
I think one of my earlier Masmatory fantasies, this is before I, you know, had my head screwed on straight.
31:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. One of my early Masmatory jags, probably about 15 years old, was I think was, oh, wait a minute. Yeah, I think it was Wonder Woman broke into Adrienne Barbeau's house. They had sex or something. I didn't know what we were doing back then.
31:33🔗
Jenny McShane
My friend Terry Polo who is in Meet the Parents, which is coming out soon, did a movie of the week with Linda Carter. So she came home and she's like to her husband, honey, honey, can you imagine? I rubbed boobs with Wonder Woman today. He was like freaking out.
31:56🔗
Adam
Oh yeah. Well, that's a nice part for her. I've seen her in a bunch of other stuff, but I just can't remember.
32:14🔗
Caller
Hi. Okay. Well, one of my really good friends, for a while she had this horrible smell. It comes from her crotch.
32:25🔗
Caller
I think so. I actually confronted her on it a couple weeks ago, and she got so mad at me, and she thought I was crazy, but my other friends, they noticed it too.
32:42🔗
Caller
Oh. I actually went to the store with her, and I said, well, why don't we get some summer's eve or something? She was like, okay, well, I'll buy it. She said she tried it, and it didn't work. She gets in moods where she'll talk about it, but then sometimes she gets really mad if I bring it up.
33:00🔗
Drew
You should tell her to talk to her doctor about it, because there's some antibacterial creams that she can use that might clear that up very nicely.
33:07🔗
Caller
Well, like, I don't really, I mean, she seems like a pretty clean person. It's like, just like recently, like the past month or so, it's like, if I spend at her house or something and she's in her pajamas, I can just smell it, and it's like foul.
33:36🔗
Oh, yeah, it's horrible.
33:48🔗
Caller
I think she would tell me. She's like one of my best friends. I'm like, I know they've had oral sex, and he actually came up to me and-
33:55🔗
He what?
34:02🔗
Drew
He's got to talk to her, he really does. You got to sort of get her, and if she's sexually active, it's important she get a pelvic exam.
34:30🔗
Adam
It's the difference between, remember I told you that time I was in the locker room in high school after football practice, and I was like, I smell, let's see, what is that? Deep dish pizza, probably, yeah, Chicago style, with pepperoni or maybe anchovy on it. Turn around, it's a black guy taking his jock trap off, and he's standing on a bench. He won't get an athlete's foot and his ass is right in my face. I'm thinking, oh, Christ, that's what I've been sniffing. Then immediately went south.
35:04🔗
Adam
I'm thrown up. Now, here's my point. The vagina, when it smells, if it's on a big, fat, unattractive woman, it gets really bad. If it's on a very beautiful woman, you can work with it a little bit. You know what I mean? You can almost use it. Right? You know what I'm saying, Jenny?
35:31🔗
Hey, Adam. Hey, Jenny. What's up?
35:37🔗
Okay.
35:38🔗
Caller
All right. My question here is, because like I'm 18 years old, right? All right. I'm a virgin and my girlfriend's not. And she don't want to have sex until like we're married.
36:04🔗
Drew
All right. So this is that trajectory issue. Was she sexually abused when she was younger?
36:18🔗
Drew
Right. That she was wild with confused sexual identity, having sex with lots of people, and then all of a sudden zero. That means that she's got some issues about her sexuality.
37:01🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute. This isn't good enough to make up, is it? Doesn't have to be better than this?
37:24🔗
Yeah.
37:35🔗
Caller
Well, because I don't want them listening. I don't want them to know what's me and all that.
37:42🔗
Drew
There's more to be revealed about her, I'm telling you. Either that or she is just trying to get your attention.
38:22🔗
Drew
I don't know, Mike. Listen, for a 15-year-old to start acting out like that, that's not healthy. It means something. Now, maybe she was depressed. Was she doing drugs then or something?
38:37🔗
Adam
OK, listen, Mike doesn't know. She doesn't live in the same state he lives in. Mike, listen to me.
38:44🔗
Adam
Brother. See, when I use brother, it means it's really time to listen. That's a wrestler's talk.
38:55🔗
Adam
You're getting engaged to this woman. You don't know her that well. And you're doomed. Do you hear me?
39:08🔗
Adam
OK, Mike. Just take it slow. Keep your eyes open. You don't want to get married too quick.
39:15🔗
Adam
OK. So you'll be upgraded from moron to idiot at that point and perfectly ready to make a decision like this. What are you doing with your life?
39:33🔗
Adam
You could never write about how a guy was framed for murder. He didn't commit. All right, Mike. Good luck. You're fine. Just take it slow. Don't get married too quick. All right. All right.
39:45🔗
Adam
It's a weird thing. It's a weird gene. A lot of women complain about these guys that are bachelors and never want to settle down, so on and so forth, and a lot of guys are that way. But then there's a weird little subsection of guys that want to get married while they're in the 10th grade, and who've known the chicks since they were four months old, and they're really weird and possessive, and they want to get married, and they want to get engaged, and it's almost that they want somehow to play that role, almost like how women look at it. You know, a woman grows up, and they're five years old, and they're playing dress up, and they're planning their wedding, and they're doing all this kind of nonsense, almost grooming themselves for this day. There's a handful of guys that are that way. They're always really stupid, but there are a handful of guys that are that way, and I never understand it. It seems so against male. You know what I'm saying, Drew? What is that? I don't trust guys who don't act like guys. This is why I don't trust the gays, by the way. But you know what I'm saying? What is that?
40:58🔗
Drew
And about feeling empty and needing a life preserver. And it's locking somebody into something.
41:05🔗
Adam
And there's something about hurrying up and becoming an adult, and somehow this makes you a man in an adult or something when you're 19. Or it's just hanging on.
41:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, sort of. I'm halfway with you on that, but not completely, because I think these guys oftentimes aren't really super controlling guys.
41:28🔗
Drew
And they usually fix it, guys. He was picking the girl who had all kinds of issues and stuff, right?
41:50🔗
Adam
They're keepers. When the kids break in and vandalize the high school, they're the guys who just come in and clean the crap off the lockers. They don't actually do anything to prevent anything. All right. Now I got lost in my metaphors. I don't even know where we're at.
42:05🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break and then we'll be back after this.
42:57🔗
Adam
Hey, it's Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. She's currently in The Watcher with James Spader, Keanu Reeves, and can also be found, well, not coming out for another few months, but the outlaws will be. Now, wait a minute. What's your part in Outlaws? When does that take place?
43:36🔗
Adam
Give me a break. I was just sitting around thinking about this over the weekend. I decide I'm a good actor, maybe even great.
43:48🔗
Adam
Well, just as good as any of these other idiot comedic actors out there that everyone thinks are so amazing. But here's my point. You don't get to do anything unless you've done it before.
44:00🔗
Adam
Then I started to think, what is it that I got to do career-wise, that anyone let me do? Then I thought nothing.
44:10🔗
Adam
Well, no, not even fight or scrap for it, but whether it's radio or the TV shows that I've done, I've been involved with. I didn't get cast to do anything. I've never been cast to do anything or the radio or anything.
44:24🔗
Adam
That's right. I don't do auditions, but screw them anyway. Here's my point. I think I'm going to have to write a movie, and then I can get into a movie.
44:34🔗
Drew
Somebody came up to me at the Big Brother Rap Party last night and said, Oh, yeah, it was an AD and that lousy movie you guys did went straight to video.
44:49🔗
Adam
It wasn't that bad a movie. I saw it. I don't know what that movie was. It's a Brooke Shields and I don't know who else.
45:46🔗
Adam
OK. Well, anyway, here's the point. We're in it, and it's not a bad movie. I watched the entire movie. And usually when I'm in a movie, I fast forward to my parts.
45:56🔗
Adam
I know. I just fast forward the eight minutes in between. We're not in it. I would go to my part and your part.
46:01🔗
Jenny McShane
So wait, you guys are trapped on an island with Brooke Shields? That sounds pretty good.
46:14🔗
Yeah.
46:16🔗
Hey, I just have a question for Dr. Drew about depression.
46:21🔗
Would that be something that I could go to my family doctor about and ask him? Or do I need to go to like a...
46:28🔗
Drew
No, you can start with your primary caretaker. But what's the situation? Is it just simply a depression or are there other things going on?
46:36🔗
Well, I'd say my depression comes from the fact that my wife is addicted to meth.
46:47🔗
No, not for meth.
46:51🔗
Well, she went for cocaine before I knew her, and also for alcoholism probably about six years ago.
47:03🔗
Correct.
47:06🔗
No, I haven't. All right.
47:08🔗
Drew
You have to go. If you expect her to get better, you have to get better too. And so for starters, you have to go to Al-Anon. Then once you have enough support there and are working a program with the sponsor, then you need to set some firm limits with her, require her to start participating in her own treatment. And if your mood is still out of control, you still have issues with your affect, do you smoke a lot of pot yourself?
47:29🔗
I don't do any drugs at all.
47:30🔗
Drew
Okay. If you have issues with your moods, talk to your family doctors for starters. But if you get all that in place, yes, family doctor can probably advise you on how to stabilize your mood.
47:41🔗
Let's see, it's over $100 a week.
47:46🔗
What's that?
47:49🔗
Both, smoke and snort.
47:53🔗
I'm telling you.
47:55🔗
I have kids, too, and, you know, I mean, they know that she's kind of different, but they don't know what it is.
48:04🔗
Drew
Do not protect her from falling flat on her face. If there's police, whatever you can do to get her to hit a bottom, let it happen.
48:13🔗
Oh, I have, they're 12, 15, and 6.
48:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, important, there are three kids, huh? Couldn't just screw up one? Had to go for the trifecta?
48:25🔗
I'm helping with somebody else's, actually.
48:28🔗
The youngest one's mine.
48:32🔗
She wants to get help, too.
48:36🔗
Drew
You get involved. Where do you live? Ventura County. Ventura County? I'll give you a number, 626.
49:05🔗
Adam
Five percent off their next visit for meth detox? Oh, imagine what the carpet that guy's place looks like. Got a meth freak for. Well, at least she's cleaning. You get high on meth. You don't do a lot of cleaning.
49:25🔗
Adam
As opposed to weed. Hey, mom, you're going to come out of your room and cook something? Freak out. OK, great. Hey, mom, I'm going to slide a little meth under the door. OK, even you out a little so you can get you to the market, maybe off your ass a little bit. You want that? Are you still checking the biorhythms? Extra critical day? Wasn't yesterday extra critical?
49:49🔗
Adam
Oh, did I use the F word there? I think I just laughed. That's right, Anderson. My mom was into this biorhythm. My mom, let me tell you what people, let me tell you what people don't want to work do. They sit around and figure out reasons why they can't work. And that's what the biorhythm wheel is. It's like, hey, yeah.
50:09🔗
Adam
You don't work, you smoke weed, and then you check the biorhythm wheel. The biorhythm wheel is basically, it's like one step more retarded than astrology. It's kind of the thinking man's astrology. It's astrology meets mechanics in a way. There's actually like a wheel and you check your biorhythm. And you know, my mom would be like, oh, I'm having an extra critical day. And I'm like, so you want me to go out to the mailbox and get the welfare check today, or you're going to be able to make it? It's like, where are you going? You're not doing anything. Who cares? Every day is an extra critical day. You're locked in your room. Where are you going? Extra critical day. This biorhythm, is this even around anymore?
50:51🔗
Drew
Well, the problem is people that don't want to deal with their mental health issues find a zillion million trillion reasons.
50:57🔗
Adam
I was yelling about this to a friend of mine the other day and I used you as an example. I said, you think Drew ever checks his biorhythm to see if he's having an extra critical day or is he just at work?
51:07🔗
Adam
That's right. That's what people do. Although you're unhealthy in your own way, at least you get a payday. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Oh, Christ, oh, my mom's not listening to this show. Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. You can find her in The Watcher, which is currently out at theaters. And we'll take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Seth. He's 18, he found out his girlfriend is pregnant from another guy.
51:35🔗
Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.
52:30🔗
Adam
Shandala, shandala, shandala. Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. McShane is an Irish name.
53:01🔗
Jenny McShane
Not that I know of, but I did a TV show a little while back, and the guy said it means son of Shane. I'm like, whatever that is.
53:09🔗
That's what I thought it meant.
53:14🔗
Jenny McShane
I guess Mick is son. So then the next part of Mick is what your family name is.
53:32🔗
Adam
That's not so bad. They got a problem with that. It's short for Mick Shane. All right. The Watcher is the name of the movie that Mick Shane can be found in, and also the outlaws coming up soon. If you got the TNN and you like to watch reruns, look for Renegade.
53:49🔗
Jenny McShane
And Shark Attack is on HBO right now, too, with Casper Vandean is coming out in the Titans.
54:03🔗
Jenny McShane
It's been on HBO all summer and it's still playing, I believe. So it has Ernie Hudson in it, too, who's also in The Watcher with me, which is great.
54:20🔗
Jenny McShane
Casper and I play marine biologists who are trying to figure out why these sharks are attacking and we filmed it in South Africa and we scuba dived half the movie.
54:33🔗
Jenny McShane
There's a lot of two-piece, but mostly it's a wetsuit underneath. It's kind of like, I guess, the deep.
54:39🔗
Adam
Oh, like a white t-shirt kind of stuff? That was the most pornography I ever saw. Remember when Jacqueline Bessette got out of the ocean there with just a white t-shirt and you could see her nipples showing through? That was as much pornography as we had kids. Yeah, times were tough.
55:06🔗
Drew
No, it was like overt stuff. I thought, I got to keep the kids at the back of the house. They can't come this end of the house while this thing is on the TV. This is ridiculous.
55:25🔗
Adam
You want those two boys to go gay on you? You start showing them some nudity and teach them the F word. That's one of the first words I learned.
55:37🔗
Adam
They're all, they're gonna be into it soon if they're not already into it already, Drew. Seth?
55:41🔗
Yes?
55:43🔗
That's right.
55:44🔗
Well, I'm concerned about my girlfriend. She is, I think she is pregnant. She hasn't taken a test yet. But the thing is, it's not mine.
55:59🔗
Well, she missed her month, her period.
56:06🔗
Well, because before she went out with me, she was with someone else.
56:12🔗
Because we haven't had any sexual relationship.
56:18🔗
And I have no idea what to do.
56:27🔗
Adam
Any way they possibly can. And we'll work in the getting laid conversation into any conversation is what I found out.
56:40🔗
Well, she's not getting it yet, but she...
56:42🔗
Well, because she's been throwing up and...
56:47🔗
Well, she's getting that soon.
56:51🔗
I just found out a few days ago.
56:55🔗
She's been afraid.
57:01🔗
Well, I don't know what to do.
57:04🔗
Adam
Well, here's the deal. She's going to have to first establish whether she's pregnant or not. And let's just say she is, right? Because if she's not pregnant, it's not like you're going to have to call back, right?
57:23🔗
Adam
Right. You think she'd want to give the baby up for adoption or have an abortion or sell it, perhaps?
57:34🔗
I have no idea what I'm going to do. I've never been in this situation before.
57:39🔗
No.
57:52🔗
Adam
You may be in a little over your head here. You haven't had sex yet. I'll tell you what.
58:05🔗
Adam
He's just in. You know what I mean? All right. Hold on a second. He hasn't consummated the relationship yet. They haven't had sex. They're barely into it. It's probably not that.
58:21🔗
Adam
Now, she's been with Seth for a month and has not had sex with him. This is the kind of gal who probably has sex often and early, I would say. So here's my point. What does she think of Seth?
58:37🔗
Drew
I mean, looking at somebody to help her out in time of need, that's all. But then again, why should we prevent that from happening? I mean, that's...
58:45🔗
Drew
No, from her having a friend. We tell them to back off and not think of this as a girlfriend thing.
58:51🔗
But that's not going to work.
58:55🔗
Well, it's too early in the relationship.
58:57🔗
That's right.
59:01🔗
Yes, I am. Yeah.
59:08🔗
I believe so.
59:11🔗
Yeah.
59:13🔗
Yeah, definitely.
59:17🔗
Yeah.
59:21🔗
Yeah.
59:24🔗
Yes.
59:28🔗
Yeah.
59:30🔗
Of course.
59:30🔗
Adam
Yeah. So you know what I do? My techniques, I move the tongue outside of the mouth. I put the lips and then the tongue goes around, like around the nose and the chin.
59:48🔗
Seth?
59:49🔗
Adam
Yes. Okay. Just take it slow and be careful. I know not that many people have shown that much interest in you over the years.
59:56🔗
Oh, yes, I have.
59:57🔗
Adam
I know. He's a virgin. I can hear it in his voice. Listen, Seth, let me explain something to you. Okay. You're talking to a guy. Now, I hope you're sitting down. You did not get laid a lot in high school. Okay? Okay. Okay. But then, then I began my lucrative carpet cleaning career and I still didn't get laid. But here's the good part. I got into construction after that and guess what? Still didn't get laid. But here's the better part. That only went on for 14 years. Okay? Okay. Okay. Now, a Mr. Semi-Popular and literally a millionaire, right, Drew?
1:00:36🔗
Adam
Whatever. As called by his own producer of the Man Show, the great Daniel Kellison, a B slash C celebrity who could probably date B slash C slash D celebrity women if he needed to. So here's the point. I wasn't stupid. I didn't adopt this crazy chick's pregnant whatever when I was 18. And you gotta keep your eyes open, Seth. Just take it slow.
1:01:01🔗
Adam
Don't get trapped into this thing. All right. Seth strikes me as a guy so excited that someone likes him.
1:01:07🔗
Drew
Well, there's something special about her. This is not a kind of woman that's been interested in him before. You know what I mean? He's in a new territory with this one.
1:01:29🔗
Adam
Jenny, you don't know what we're talking about. You're always very beautiful, weren't you? Yeah. That's got to be tough.
1:01:43🔗
Adam
It's got to be rough. Now, you're fine, right? You never had any problems with the boys, right?
1:02:08🔗
Oot. Oot.
1:02:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. We were talking about this last week with a Minnesota guest we had in here. Brittany from-
1:02:16🔗
Adam
Big Brother. There you go. I had a few girlfriends that were from Minnesota. I've declared them all legally insane.
1:02:32🔗
Jenny McShane
No, I'm not. There's so much freedom. There's so much room there. You come out here and you feel like you're trapped.
1:02:38🔗
Adam
So you go nuts when you get here. So you're saying if you're on your home turf, you wouldn't be insane?
1:03:02🔗
Adam
Erect is nine and a half and I think flaccid is like six or six and a quarter or something. I don't have it in front of me.
1:03:26🔗
Adam
Eight years you could do a three and a half inches, get up to average. No problem there.
1:03:36🔗
Erect.
1:03:42🔗
Yeah.
1:04:46🔗
Adam
I don't know. You know, I was thinking of my penis. You know my penis? Remember Steve Largent, the NFL receiver played for Seattle all those years? Oh, for Christ. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Oh, for Christ's sake.
1:04:59🔗
Adam
The guy led the NFL in receptions. It was just Jerry Rice beat him like two years ago. He was the NFL's all-time reception leader. He's a senator now. Steve Largent? What the?
1:05:20🔗
Adam
Well, he played all those years in Seattle. I don't know. Maybe it is in Washington. Is it Washington? I got a whole room of people know Steve Largent is. Jesus Christ. What happened to you?
1:05:35🔗
Adam
Surgically? What happened? When you get home, would you get corralled to like a big pickle jar that you get that?
1:05:42🔗
Drew
No. For years and years and years, I didn't go home. I didn't see a television. The television was about to be in a patient's hospital room.
1:05:53🔗
Adam
Well, forget it. I can't do a show with you. Kim, you see, here's my point, everyone. I had a point to make that I was going to use Steve Largent as a reference for, but it's as completely out the window now. Well, these are wonderful stories. There's another guy you've never heard of, Drew. Oh, by the way, I've seen on TV every single night since we brought this up, every night. Tonight, Huel Hauser was, let's see, last night, he was down at the train station in Union Station in LA, and tonight, where the hell was he? Jesus Christ, the guy's probably been to your house three or four times, Drew. Kim? Kim?
1:06:56🔗
Yeah.
1:07:00🔗
Really?
1:07:16🔗
Kirkwood, California.
1:07:22🔗
Even when I smoke pot, it's so I think about it all the time when I don't smoke it. First thing I do when I wake up is I smoke it.
1:07:34🔗
Definitely. But they say it's not an addictive, but it's a general problem then?
1:07:38🔗
Drew
No, it's addictive. It's addictive for a subset of people with a family history of alcoholism. Yep.
1:07:43🔗
I got that.
1:07:43🔗
Drew
I treat it every day. It's probably the most common addiction I have to treat, and I run addiction recovery program.
1:07:48🔗
Okay. So when people want to quit, does that mean they got to go to rehab center?
1:07:54🔗
That's the thing. Even though it's like, it's like I know I should quit because I smoke too much.
1:07:58🔗
Drew
Rich, if all I had to do is convince you to stop, then I'd convince you to stop, but you want to stop and you can't. Yeah. The depression you're going to get into for several months is rather profound, so you got to be really careful.
1:08:09🔗
Why does that happen?
1:08:10🔗
Drew
Because this is a drug and it injures your brain. Your brain has been affected by this drug for years, and it injures it. It's not fortunate, not a bad injury, it tends to get better, but you will get depressed and people get panic attacks and all sorts of weird stuff.
1:08:25🔗
I work at a ski resort.
1:08:28🔗
Yeah.
1:08:31🔗
Like six, and then I pound nails the other six.
1:08:39🔗
Yeah.
1:08:42🔗
We do remodeling inside the house.
1:08:46🔗
Make them look all fancy.
1:08:47🔗
Adam
I see. I used to specialize in the middle part of the house, not the outside, not the inside. But that little wall space, in between, the outside and the inside, that 3.5 inches, thickness of the stud.
1:09:04🔗
What that?
1:09:07🔗
No, I don't want to quiz you.
1:09:11🔗
Here's my question. If I'm going to quit smoking pot, is it really necessary to go to a rehab center?
1:09:16🔗
Drew
It's necessary to get some kind of treatment. You can start with MA, just get a referral from the phone book from AA, where a Marijuana Anonymous meeting is, but because the depressions can be so serious, I do recommend you see a physician who's used to treating this who can follow you and help you with the depression and decide whether or not you need some more formal treatment for this.
1:09:33🔗
Okay. So how do I go about doing this? Because I ain't got...
1:09:38🔗
Adam
Don't use the S word. All right. Your last chance to try to stump me with a carpenter question.
1:09:48🔗
How do you polish granite?
1:09:54🔗
Well, if you do granite fireplaces, granite... Granite... Everybody wants granite in their house.
1:10:00🔗
Hey, I'm trying to stump you here, man. What's up?
1:10:08🔗
Why do you call MA if I even want to quit?
1:10:12🔗
Adam
All right. Here's the deal. Why is it almost near impossible to get any form of satisfaction out of anyone who calls this show on any level, even the simplest?
1:10:41🔗
Adam
Let me explain the layout with Studs, Choices and Rafters. Here's the deal, everybody. You can lay them out 16 on center, in the center of each one, from the center to the center 16 inches, or you can do them 24 on center. The reason it's got to be one of those two is so your eight foot sheet of drywall or eight foot sheet of plywood lands half on when it gets to the next one.
1:11:11🔗
Adam
Well, you wouldn't go 24 on a wall. You'd go 16 on center on a wall, and you might go 24 on a roof rafter or ceiling joist or something like that. It was the kind of thing where if you're using 2 by 10s, you might go 16 on center. But if you're going 24 on center, you have to go 2 by 14. 2 by 16, something like that. See what I mean? It's the thickness of the wood.
1:11:42🔗
Adam
Well, here's the deal. You'd have to put your insulation in. You'd have to put your electrical in. You'd have to get a framing inspection, and then you'd have to hang your sheetrock. There's nothing to do to the studs before you put the drywall on. You have to go with the treated bottom plate, either redwood or womanized lumber, so it wouldn't be screwed up by the weather termites. There's nothing to do to the studs before you hang the drywall. Oh.
1:12:14🔗
Adam
I could tell you the nailing schedule for the drywall. I'd say six in. I'd go eight in the field and six on the seams. Maybe four on the seams. Thank you. Jessica?
1:12:24🔗
Yeah.
1:12:26🔗
Hi.
1:12:29🔗
Caller
I'm really obsessed with this guy and I've been obsessed with him for about a year and a half. And I wanted to know like if I should pursue him or should I give up or what?
1:12:43🔗
Drew
What? I don't understand why you'd want to pursue somebody that's not been responding to you for 18 months.
1:12:49🔗
Caller
Well, we were friends and everything in eighth grade last year. And like I was like flirting with him a lot and everything. And then this year over the summer, we didn't talk at all. And now like, well, I'm a little bit shy around him. So I don't say hi a lot or anything. But my locker is like right next to his. And so I don't know, like, I'm kind of scared to say hi because I'm afraid of what he might say. But I really like him a lot.
1:13:25🔗
Jenny McShane
I would do, I would not say hello to him, but do something to spark his attention. I mean, I don't know what you're involved in at school, but you know, do something spectacular. The guy's like, whoa, she's cool.
1:13:43🔗
Adam
No, but listen, a guy doesn't need to be impressed. Women need to be impressed. Guys don't care.
1:13:49🔗
Jenny McShane
Okay, when a guy sees a girl as a cheerleader and she's up there doing her stuff, he's not going to be like...
1:14:01🔗
Adam
I want someone with low self-esteem. I want a sleeper, something I can fix up. That's what they do.
1:14:07🔗
Adam
No, seriously. Let me ask you, Drew, average high school guy. Okay. Now, one girl is captain of the Speech and Debate Club. She's on the Yale Leading Squad. She's a straight A student, and she's a president of the Madrinas Escaderos, which is the Spanish club, right? Friday dynamic, and she's the treasurer and vice president of school.
1:14:43🔗
Drew
If she's injured in some way, it could go up even higher. You know what I mean? If she's got some sort of-
1:14:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, she can't run. Right. This is how guys think, because we're very pragmatic. Whereas you gals, you want the movers and the shakers. We want the layers and the shushers, not the shakers, the shushers. I like a woman who just sits still and be quiet.
1:15:09🔗
Drew
Jessica is obsessed with this guy. Adam, listen, she's obsessed with this guy. There's no relationship here. Well, to help, listen, you went through this at 14.
1:15:17🔗
Jenny McShane
See, if Jessica does what I advise her to do, you guys have to listen to this for a second. If she doesn't get the guy, she still has the cool thing that she sets out to do for herself.
1:15:34🔗
Adam
All right. So you're saying, if she wins the science fair this year, then what? What do you want her to do? Seriously, give her a concrete thing to do.
1:15:43🔗
Jenny McShane
Something that she likes to do and will make her aware to this person that she is in existence.
1:15:54🔗
Adam
She probably would know, hey Jessica? Yeah. Okay. Here's the deal. You know how if a guy was interested in you and you weren't interested in him, it wouldn't be that big a deal. Like it would just be flattering and move on. I mean, if he didn't bug you. If you found out a guy thought you were cute and was interested in you and you weren't interested in him, it would just be kind of flattering, right? Okay. He's going to feel the same way if he finds out that you're interested in him.
1:16:24🔗
Adam
He's not going to make fun of you. He's not going to laugh about it. He's going to be kind of flattered and think it's kind of cool, and maybe he'll like you and maybe he won't. But it's no big deal. Just think about how you would feel. That's how he'll feel. So if you want to just say hi to him, just say hi to him. Okay. But don't build the volcanoes and blow them up during lunch or anything like that. I don't agree with you any other way.
1:16:46🔗
Drew
And don't obsess about this. It either is real or it isn't. And if it isn't, focus on other things that will make you happier.
1:17:15🔗
Adam
Wednesday I slept for three hours. And then I went the whole day and then went to New York and got off the radio show from New York at three o'clock. And then I got back to the hotel like 3.30. And I was getting picked up in the lobby at 5.30. And so I slept three hours the night before. And now I was going to sleep like an hour, 45 minutes or something. I'm lying in my bed. First I've lying in my bed in the hotel room at 3.30 thinking, what's on TV? I mean, not even close, I mean, just watch TV. Then I take one of those sleeping pills.
1:17:46🔗
Adam
And I'm still lying there going, hey, what's on TV? And I'm watching TV. And now it's getting near four in the morning. I'm getting picked up at 5.30, okay? Oh my God. Now it's getting near four in the morning and I'm thinking, I could watch TV for, you know, if I could get up whenever I wanted, I'd watch TV for another hour. But since I'm getting picked up an hour and 15 minutes, I only slept three hours the night before, I'm gonna go to bed. And I went to bed and I set the alarm for 5.15 or something because I was gonna get up and meet the guy in the lobby.
1:18:22🔗
Adam
Now that's with a sleeping pill in me, an industrial strength one that I took only like an hour and 10 minutes ago.
1:18:39🔗
Adam
Thank you. All right. I just want to hear from a doctor. Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. She's in this movie that I'm not in.
1:18:50🔗
Adam
She's got something going on on HBO that I'm not in. And she's got something going with the Forrest Whitaker brothers. I'm not in that either. So we'll be back to talk about all those things. Wait a minute. And Ryan, who's a 17 and likes masturbation better than sex with his girlfriend after this. Yay, it's a loveline. Hello, Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Who's coming in here tomorrow night? What did Anne do with that list?
1:19:58🔗
Adam
Oh, it is? All right, well, don't bother tuning in tomorrow night. Oh, Nikki Cox will be in here from-
1:20:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, night after that, yeah. Happily Ever After or whatever. What is that show? She got a new show coming out. It's called- I think she spells it CK-Asset. Yeah. No, it's called-
1:20:26🔗
Adam
That's her name, Anderson. Don't freak out over there. She's married to my friend Bobcat. Oh, that son of a bitch. How did he pull that one off? All right. What do you want, Drew?
1:20:35🔗
Drew
Someone faxed us again about the morning after pill as opposed to RU-486. Very different products. RU-486 is an abortion pill. Prevent and Plan B are not. They're post-coital emergency contraception.
1:20:56🔗
Adam
Let's make it even easier. It's sort of the difference between a condom and an abortion pill.
1:21:09🔗
Adam
Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. She's in The Watcher, which is currently out in theaters. That is, what's his name? And then the other guys in there too. That's Keanu Reeves and James Spader.
1:21:23🔗
Adam
And Marisa Tomei. And then we got a whole bunch of other stuff. And is in Shark Attack, which is also with Marisa Tomei. And Casper Van Deen, right?
1:21:40🔗
Oh, Rob Schneider.
1:21:42🔗
Adam
Rob Schneider wanted to come in here. Oh yeah. Are they talking about this? What are they talking about in the air? Okay, we're in the middle of this, still going on with this actor strike, or SAG and AFTRA, the Actors Unions, and all those people out here are on strike, you know? And I guess we can't do commercials, and I don't know what else, maybe just commercials. And all these actors, because they're a bunch of pussies, and they're, no, they really are, they're just a bunch of freaks, they're a bunch of like injured, wounded idiots. I made a few comments about the strike saying I don't really care that much, and they got all freaked out and jumped on me because I don't have anything better to do. And listen, all you idiots, don't think I don't know what the truth is. You guys couldn't be happier this strike is going on. It's the first time you've had an excuse for not working. The first time. Believe me, let me tell you something, if the strike ended tonight at midnight, you know what all you guys will be doing tomorrow morning? Back to the job that had nothing to do with acting. Please. You guys cracked me up. It's like you're not working because of the strike. 99% of you didn't work anyway. Please. And this whole thing where people, well people, you know, Tom Hanks comes on there and he says, oh, these people, this is, you know, this is their livelihood. This is how they make their living. Oh, what about all the people who wanted to make? I wanted to play pro football. What about my livelihood? There's other people who wanted to race on the professional motocross circuit. There's other people who want to be in the circus. They can't make a living doing it. What a surprise. Acting is not a job. It really isn't.
1:23:15🔗
Adam
And now it's a privilege. There's how many, how many, what percentage of people that want to be actors make a living off it?
1:23:24🔗
Adam
Maybe. Okay. And that's, no, that's in the union. The people, I'm talking about the millions of people just want to act.
1:23:34🔗
Jenny McShane
The acting in films and TV is, I think, a luxury that, you know, but this, the strike that's going on right now is for actors that do make a living as commercial actors.
1:23:48🔗
Jenny McShane
A lot of people support their families doing commercials. You know, the character actor you see on the-
1:23:53🔗
Adam
Blument their income on a fantasy job that's not a real job. It's not a real job. It is not a job, everybody. You want to support your family? Get a job. Don't wait around. Get a real job and shut up. Tired of hearing you complain? I make a few comments about it and you guys all start belly aching. Kiss my ass. No, Rob Schneider. Thanks for bringing that up. Rob Schneider wanted to come on to the show and debate me about this. His people called in and said, Rob wants to come on to debate. I said, fine, come on in. Then they called back and said, he wants to just do a phoner. I said, no, he's not. He's come in here. He brought it up and come in and do it. Then they said, well, he's sequestered or secluded himself because he's writing a movie. I'm writing a movie too. It doesn't take anything. You can do whatever you want. That's the whole point. Then Jimmy said he saw him at the movie theaters two nights later. That's how committed he is to this cause, everybody. Ryan, you're 17. What's up?
1:24:58🔗
Caller
Yeah. I constantly masturbate. Great. When I have sex with my girlfriend, I just, it doesn't feel good. I don't like doing it. I like masturbating more than having sex with her.
1:25:39🔗
Adam
Well, I do it once a day, six times a week every day. Hey, I've said a thousand times. I'll pit our callers against any other radio shows national or otherwise in this stupidity competition. Ryan, you smoke a fair amount of weed too? Yeah. Shocking.
1:26:04🔗
Adam
The last guy I called this show, smoked a lot of weed. He swung a hammer for a living and couldn't even figure out the term interior. He said, I mostly do inside the housework.
1:26:20🔗
Adam
When I said, okay, well, you swing a hammer for a living, ask me a carbon request and you want to know how I polished granite. Ask me a nice masonry question. That's excellent.
1:26:33🔗
Adam
Why don't you stop smoking so much weeds, making you dumb, or you know what I'm saying? Okay. Stop masturbating so much and smoking so much weed.
1:27:07🔗
Adam
Yeah. Hey, Ryan. Yeah. I'd rather focus on your weed consumption than your sex problem.
1:27:17🔗
Oh, I hear some tasty waves, cool buzz, and I'm fine.
1:27:50🔗
Drew
They need to know that. As far as, and then I talked to psychologists too about this issue of not liking to be physical with your girlfriend. There's a reason for that.
1:27:59🔗
Adam
Hey, I bet if you cut out weed for one week and masturbate for one week, he'd be all over.
1:28:31🔗
Adam
Could be. I did feel a little pressure on my forehead area. Yep. Decided not to. Yep. Thought about it. Said no. No. Going to bed.
1:28:42🔗
Adam
I don't know. I don't know what it is. The point is I had to dig very deep. I had to really do some soul searching when I went to bed. Yeah. Jacked off at eight in the morning. Oh my God. No. No, I didn't.
1:29:14🔗
Adam
Hey, Kim. I got an idea, baby. Here's what I'm going to do. You put the phone down and take some water and run it on your face, all right? And you make that sound I make when I'm giving a girl oral sex. I go, huh?
1:29:29🔗
Adam
And we'll take a little break and then we'll come back and talk to you, okay? Okay. Be just a few minutes, right? All right. Hold on. All right. We'll take a little break and we'll be back after this.
1:30:20🔗
Adam
Now, Madam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone, I forget about that phone number. Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. Jenny is in The Watcher, Keanu Reeves, and Bill Pullman's in that. He's a good actor, don't argue with me. And going to be soon soon be seen in Renegade, the movie, and Nash Bridges, the movie. Don't forget Cheech and Don. I'm surprised they don't use their full name on that ad. Cheech Marin and Don Johnson, who's married to Melanie What's Who Knows. That's a pretty realistic portrayal of San Francisco detectives. Wouldn't you say?
1:31:06🔗
Adam
And he's wearing the jacket that the guy wins in the Masters Tournament, wearing a $1,500 Armani blazer around. That's pretty typical, the guy who makes $38,000 a year as a cop. Hey, what's the deal? I don't know who started this. I think it maybe got started in Starsky and Hutch, but it was in the 18 we're talking about this doing it now. It's a tradition. We're undercover cops, plainclothes cops drive around in canary yellow cars with open headers and manned wheels.
1:31:40🔗
Drew
Something as auspicious as undercover. Well, I see I'm going to stand out so people won't think of me as somebody going undercover.
1:31:50🔗
Jenny McShane
Exactly. If somebody drove up to your house in a car like that, would you think they were a cop?
1:31:54🔗
Adam
I got a series planned out that I'm pitching to ABC this week where it's an undercover narcotics agent who drives around in the Batmobile. Okay. It's totally believable. Just as believable is Cheech and Don driving around. That's a 69 Canary, yellow, barracuda.
1:32:14🔗
Adam
Actually, I'm going to use the monkey's mobile on the pilot and then he's going to trade that in for the Batmobile because he wants to go deep undercover.
1:32:24🔗
Adam
And then the Munster's mobile. You've got to drive the Munster's casket dragster around. Really, Don Johnson would be less conspicuous.
1:32:54🔗
Caller
Um, okay. Well, okay. I have this friend. I use the friend, the term friend lightly because he was my boyfriend. He, he and I have been off and on for approximately four years since I last.
1:33:25🔗
Drew
Hey, Kim, you're talking sort of riddles around. It's just my ex-boyfriend told me, fill in the blank.
1:34:11🔗
Caller
Like he's moving on Thursday to a totally different state, and it's like that's freaking me out even more.
1:34:20🔗
Drew
It's freaking out because you're afraid something's going to happen to him or because you're losing him?
1:34:25🔗
Drew
Well, that's hard to deal with as your age especially. These very intense relationships, then people move away, and it's all right. But it's a perceptual thing. It's not really something real. It's not as though this relationship is that important. Maybe he's ex-boyfriend, somebody I'm sure you're concerned about. And you should stay a friend and support him and certainly get him to, maybe he's okay. A single episode of sexual abuse doesn't have to result in long-term issues. It often does.
1:34:55🔗
Adam
Speaking of that, Anderson just told me an upcoming episode of Nash Bridges that Don Johnson trades in the Canary Yellow Barracuda for the Pope Mobile.
1:35:11🔗
Adam
Yeah, he wants bulletproof plexiglass between him and the bad guys. And he's got to go deeper undercover.
1:35:25🔗
Adam
I see that show. I see five minutes of that show once a month. I can't figure out what it is.
1:35:30🔗
Drew
Did you get that dig, James? It's just about as likely as you coming on as a guest star.
1:35:35🔗
Adam
I can't figure that show out. But I can't figure out Walker, Texas Ranger either. So there's a few shows I can't figure out.
1:35:49🔗
Jenny McShane
No, I met Aaron Norris the other day. He wanted me to come on and play a country singer on there.
1:35:55🔗
Adam
If you do Walker, Texas Ranger, Renegade and Nash Bridge, we're going to have to get married.
1:36:04🔗
Adam
Absolutely. It must be... No, I mean, it's great because it's like not really doing a TV show. I mean, it's like you must be just goofing around, right? I am.
1:36:21🔗
Adam
You've done good work in your day. And if you do Walker, Texas Ranger, you get your paycheck and have a good time.
1:36:29🔗
Jenny McShane
Still better. No, I just think it's cool that Aaron Norris is Chuck Norris' brother and he produces the show. That's just me, a sentimental kid from Minnesota. What can I tell you?
1:36:43🔗
Jenny McShane
I know. I know, but I think it's cool. Like his kids are directing the show and everything.
1:36:48🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something, everyone, about producer. I want everyone to look... I'm going to get myself in a lot of trouble tonight, but our manager Howard, if you look at the man show credits, it says Howard Lapita is the executive producer. He doesn't do anything. So if you look at the credits on a lot of shows where it says like executive producer, producer, whatever, doesn't necessarily mean they did anything. Not a slight against him. He'll tell you he doesn't do anything. But you don't know the difference when you're looking at the credits, says Daniel Kellison, executive producer, Daniel does 65 hours a week, and says Howard Lapita's executive producer, and Howard does, I don't know what he does. He doesn't do anything. The point is, the point is when you watch the credits, you see producer, you never know what it means. Could mean the guy's buddy, could mean a guy who's there 100 hours a week. You don't know what it is.
1:38:12🔗
Adam
Right. So I'm just saying, when you see producer on the TV screen, you don't know what that means. You don't know if the guy was there or not there.
1:38:37🔗
Adam
Jenny McShane is our guest tonight. She's from The Watcher, which is Tanner Reeves and Barry Gibb. It's in theaters right now. And we'll be back after this.
1:38:51🔗
You know what I'm saying, I'm there.
1:39:52🔗
Adam
James Spader in theaters now and soon to be coming out with a whole bunch of other stuff. So look out for that. And Shark Attack on HBO, which is currently running, right?
1:40:03🔗
Adam
So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. My nuts are tipped.
1:40:09🔗
Caller
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