Wednesday, September 27, 2000

1:48🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:59🔗 Adam Nate, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number, 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is Sheena. Sheena. Queen of the Jungle. I like that. Yeah. Gena Lee Nolin is our guest tonight. You know her as the best looking person in the world.

2:25🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, really?

2:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:28🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You're not so shabby yourself there, Pete Sampras lookalike.

2:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:37🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I actually like the studious look, though.

2:40🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Look at Drew. Yeah.

2:42🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Drew is.

2:43🔗 Adam He's hot, too.

2:44🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah. He's a hottie. Both of you.

2:47🔗 Drew See, she can't leave anyone out.

2:48🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Lucky girl in here.

2:49🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

2:51🔗 Drew But don't don't don't dig, you know, shovel too much.

2:54🔗 Adam Right.

2:54🔗 Yeah.

2:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Right.

2:55🔗 Okay.

2:55🔗 Adam Here's the thing, Gina. When everyone's a winner, nobody wins. You know what I mean?

3:00🔗 Drew Got it.

3:00🔗 Adam It's important that there be some ugly people.

3:03🔗 Drew Adam wins. Right.

3:04🔗 Adam You're off to a good start, and then Drew got, you know, lumped in and.

3:08🔗 Right.

3:09🔗 Adam Yeah. We're very attractive for radio, though. I'll give us that.

3:13🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yes.

3:13🔗 Adam Yes. All right. So we're talking about Sheena Queen of the Jungle, which I had to remind Gina was actually a Saturday morning TV show.

3:24🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Which I didn't know.

3:26🔗 Adam Animated was on, I guess, in the later mid later 70s. Someone who has a computer can figure that one out. I used to watch it. Had I been masturbating back then, I probably would have had myself do it because I was very-

3:39🔗 Drew It was a cartoon. Lovely.

3:40🔗 Adam Fine. My penis knows no boundaries. My penis does not discriminate.

3:45🔗 Drew Put that on a card.

3:46🔗 Adam Yes. Thank you. It is true, Drew.

3:49🔗 Drew I believe you.

3:49🔗 Adam I enjoy all forms of art. In self-expression. Sheena, Queen of the Jungle is hot.

3:57🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, you will have a fun time masturbating to my new show.

4:00🔗 Adam Okay.

4:00🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Because it is hot, sensuous, sexual, lovely, strong, and wonderful.

4:05🔗 Adam You're doing the voice, right? Is it animated or am I making that up?

4:11🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, no, no.

4:12🔗 Adam Not animated?

4:12🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It is not animated.

4:13🔗 Adam Oh, you're just there.

4:14🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You're her.

4:15🔗 Adam No, baby.

4:15🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I am bringing it to life.

4:17🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

4:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Me, myself, and I.

4:19🔗 Adam Oh, that is great because she wears a loincloth. She's basically Tarzan. She's, she's Ann is what she is. It's Tarzan. It's a chick Tarzan, right?

4:29🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, basically. Yes, it is.

4:31🔗 Adam And where do you, where'd you film this?

4:33🔗 Gena Lee Nolin We film it in Orlando, Florida, which is.

4:38🔗 Adam Well, that's where Tarzan was born, right?

4:40🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No.

4:42🔗 Adam It was a Dade County somewhere. I can't remember.

4:43🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's a great.

4:44🔗 Drew He lived out his latter years there.

4:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, it's a great option for Africa. It's either, it's either Orlando or Africa. And I, you know.

4:51🔗 Adam Now, are you doing the whole vine thing and everything?

4:53🔗 Gena Lee Nolin We do a bit of that. Yeah, I have a great stunt double who swings from vines and does lots of backflips and wonderful things.

5:01🔗 Adam And what I, you know, I'm trying to remember to me as a kid, watching Sheena Queen of the Jungle, the animated version, she didn't have any special powers other than being. She had the powers like Tarzan had the powers. But does she have any other power?

5:15🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, my gosh. This role with technology today is incredible. I mean, we have wonderful special effects. We I morph into animals.

5:25🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Maybe she did do that.

5:28🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I don't think so. There was no morphing going on.

5:30🔗 No, this is the first of cartoon.

5:32🔗 Adam This was a cartoon.

5:33🔗 Gena Lee Nolin The cartoon morphed.

5:34🔗 Adam Right. Baby. Someone's got to get that cartoon to you.

5:38🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah. No kidding.

5:39🔗 Adam Yeah, maybe that was it.

5:40🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And I did some research. I talked to Irish McCullough, who was the original Sheena, and I never knew about that. Irish McCullough.

5:48🔗 Adam Boy, it sounds like a drink, you know?

5:50🔗 Yeah.

5:51🔗 Adam She died of liver cancer 15 years ago.

5:54🔗 No.

5:54🔗 Adam Okay, but.

5:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin She did not.

5:56🔗 Adam Yeah. So what do you morph into?

5:58🔗 Gena Lee Nolin So I morph into.

5:58🔗 Adam Tigers and stuff, right?

5:59🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Anything. Anything I.

6:01🔗 Adam Not potato bugs or anything like that.

6:04🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No.

6:04🔗 Adam You do noble animals.

6:06🔗 Gena Lee Nolin There you go. Yeah. Got it. Good versus evil. I'm good and we win in the end and it's a lovely story and lots of lessons to be learned.

6:16🔗 Adam So many guys are going to be watching this show.

6:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I tell you.

6:19🔗 Adam You're really wearing like a leather bra and a chamois, right?

6:23🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's great. Yeah.

6:24🔗 Adam Right?

6:25🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's very sexy, but yet it's very practical. Because I am running and fighting and kicking and you can't.

6:34🔗 Drew In the Baywatch tradition.

6:36🔗 Gena Lee Nolin There you go. Right.

6:38🔗 Adam How many years?

6:39🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, there you go.

6:40🔗 Adam How many seasons did you do Baywatch?

6:42🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Three seasons.

6:45🔗 Adam You were sort of in the middle somewhere, right? You weren't at the end, were you?

6:48🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No. I came in in the middle, 95, 96, I came in.

6:54🔗 Adam Right.

6:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And it was a great time, actually. I mean, that was the original cast. We had Yasmine Blee, Pamela Lee, we had Alexander Paul. It was a great time. It was a really, really good couple of years there. Married Mitch, David Hasselhoff.

7:11🔗 Adam Oh, that's right.

7:11🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Had a baby.

7:12🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

7:14🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Basically took my character to its peak and I quit.

7:17🔗 Adam Now, his one kid was named Hobie, and I think the second kid was named Catamaran. What was the second kid? Longboard?

7:23🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I have no idea.

7:24🔗 Adam Bowie? What was the second kid's name? You don't remember your kid's name?

7:27🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No. Well, our baby, or it was actually my baby. He adopted him.

7:31🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, that's right.

7:32🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And her name was Ashley.

7:34🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. That's perfect.

7:36🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, isn't that sweet?

7:37🔗 Adam They're not doing that anymore, are they?

7:38🔗 Gena Lee Nolin They are not doing that. Actually, Mitch was killed in an explosion. They blew him up.

7:44🔗 Adam Oh, really?

7:44🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah. Isn't that nice?

7:45🔗 Adam Yeah. He'll be back.

7:46🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah.

7:47🔗 Adam He'll find himself on Baywatch Nights. David, did you do Baywatch Nights, too?

7:53🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, I didn't. I didn't do that, no.

7:55🔗 Drew David?

7:56🔗 Adam David, you're 16. What's up?

7:57🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

7:58🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Hey, David.

7:59🔗 Caller I just want to say what's up to Adam, the other one. And, okay, I have a problem. I gave oral sex to my girlfriend on Monday. And today in the morning, I noticed I had some kind of pimple thing on the underside of my tongue.

8:15🔗 Drew Right. Like sort of where the tongue is tacked down to the floor of the mouth?

8:18🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly. And it hurt.

8:20🔗 Drew It's sort of a common area for irritation.

8:22🔗 Adam Really?

8:23🔗 Drew Yeah, people get that. If anything sort of breaks the mucosa there, it gets really irritated. And certainly things like herpes can do the same thing, but usually there'll be multiple sources with that. So it's probably just some mechanical irritation. Okay.

8:38🔗 Caller All right, cool.

8:39🔗 Adam All right, David.

8:39🔗 Drew Warm water.

8:39🔗 Caller All right, thank you.

8:41🔗 Adam Yeah. All right, buddy.

8:42🔗 Caller All right.

8:44🔗 Caller See ya.

8:45🔗 Adam Yeah. I love that oral sex.

8:47🔗 Caller Right, Drew?

8:48🔗 Drew You like giving?

8:49🔗 Adam Oh, yes. Just shut up. Sean?

8:52🔗 Yeah?

8:53🔗 Adam You're 14.

8:54🔗 Caller Uh-huh. What's up? I was just wondering, because I like just started going out with a girl today. And I was wondering, how do I like get her to like go out to dinner with me, I guess.

9:06🔗 Drew Uh-oh. What do you mean you started going out with her today?

9:09🔗 Caller Well, see, I've never asked a girl out before and I did today.

9:11🔗 Drew And where did you take her?

9:12🔗 Caller Well, I haven't taken her anywhere.

9:14🔗 Gena Lee Nolin So you just asked her out to date? Future dating. Yeah.

9:20🔗 Drew Let me clarify here. You just started going out with her, yet she hasn't actually accepted a date.

9:25🔗 Caller No, she did.

9:27🔗 Gena Lee Nolin So what's the problem? What's the problem?

9:30🔗 Caller Well, I don't know, like, where to take her because I don't have enough money or whatever.

9:34🔗 Adam That's cute.

9:36🔗 Gena Lee Nolin How about a movie?

9:37🔗 Caller Picnic.

9:38🔗 Drew Picnic.

9:39🔗 Adam Is she your age?

9:40🔗 Caller Uh-huh. I think so.

9:41🔗 Adam You think so?

9:42🔗 Yeah.

9:43🔗 Adam Does she go to your high school?

9:44🔗 Uh-huh.

9:45🔗 Adam Is she in your grade?

9:47🔗 Yeah. Okay.

9:48🔗 Drew It's a good bet.

9:49🔗 Adam I think you're about the same. Yeah, probably somewhere in the same 10-year span. And you guys are probably born in the same decade. And what, I don't know, is a picnic like too heavy to begin with?

10:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:00🔗 Adam Let's ask Gina. It's a little intimate, a little romantic.

10:03🔗 Gena Lee Nolin A little intimate, a little too romantic, I think, a little too serious. 14, I say a movie, piece of pizza.

10:11🔗 Adam Let me ask you this, Gina.

10:13🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Diet Coke.

10:14🔗 Adam I believe a man can scare a woman off by coming on too strong.

10:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Absolutely.

10:19🔗 Adam And if a woman likes a guy, if he's a little soft and a little slower, she's not going to hold it against him. She'll just be intrigued by it, right?

10:29🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah.

10:30🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

10:31🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I totally know what you're saying.

10:32🔗 Adam But you could potentially screw things up if you got too heavy, too quick, too romantic, too much.

10:37🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Absolutely. And vice versa. There's women that scare men to death because they want to get married or they want to this and that.

10:44🔗 Adam That's absolutely right. But the guy asks a girl out usually, and the guy usually picks the activity, oftentimes does. And if you go overboard and you go too nutty on the first date, it might really freak her out.

10:58🔗 Drew OK. So what are we telling you? There's no money.

11:00🔗 Adam So I'm saying forget the picnic.

11:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I say movie. I say, you know, because that's not, you're not committing, you know, you're spending time together. Maybe he could grab her hand, you know, hold her hand and have that intimacy. But yet, you know, it's not about.

11:15🔗 Adam Something to focus on.

11:16🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Exactly.

11:17🔗 Drew Could be expensive, though.

11:18🔗 Adam Could be.

11:19🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, movies are expensive. I'm telling you.

11:21🔗 Adam All right, well, let's see.

11:22🔗 Gena Lee Nolin That's eight, nine bucks a piece. Yeah.

11:24🔗 Adam Well, I get her in.

11:25🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What are we up to?

11:26🔗 Adam I buy one child, one senior, is how I do it.

11:32🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You sound like me.

11:33🔗 Adam Turns the ladies on. Doesn't it? Like a frugal man. Sean, do you have enough money for a movie?

11:39🔗 Caller I have like 10 bucks.

11:40🔗 Adam All right.

11:41🔗 How about Dutch?

11:42🔗 Adam Here's the deal. No, no, no, no, no. Here's the deal, Sean. Sean doesn't even know what Dutch means. He thinks you're talking about seeing a foreign film. Listen, Sean, here's the deal. Okay. You catch the latest Matinee. You know, Matinee Prize. You know, sometimes you can catch a three or four o'clock movie at Matinee Prize.

12:01🔗 Drew There's still no money for pop.

12:02🔗 Adam Settle down.

12:03🔗 Caller Like right after school or something.

12:04🔗 Adam You do what I do. You pop your own corn. You bring a big trash bag full into the theater.

12:08🔗 Drew No, that was your mom.

12:09🔗 Adam Oh, that was my mom. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to save, here, we're going to save 85 cents. You can spend all that money on therapy later on. We'll stop by the liquor store. We're going to, you can keyster a Milky Way bar. You should have packed me like a drug mule going across the Tijuana border. Like anything but buy movie candy. Do you remember smuggling food into the theater? We're all ruined now. Listen, Sean, here's what you do. See the late matinee. Get the matinee bargain prize. By the time the movie and the previews are over, you guys walk out, it'll be dark outside. Then you go for a little stroll. You go for a walk. You walk and you talk. You talk about the movie.

12:52🔗 Drew Where are you calling from?

12:53🔗 Caller Me?

12:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:54🔗 Caller Pinole.

12:55🔗 Adam Where?

12:56🔗 Caller I go to Pinole Valley. Hi.

12:58🔗 Adam In Pinole?

12:59🔗 Caller It's by San Francisco.

13:01🔗 Adam You're fine. Beautiful country out there.

13:03🔗 Caller You're good.

13:04🔗 Adam All right, Sean.

13:05🔗 Caller Good luck.

13:05🔗 Adam You're all class.

13:06🔗 Caller Okay, thank you.

13:07🔗 Adam Put your hand underneath.

13:08🔗 Caller Okay. Okay. I just want to say one thing. You're like the funniest man alive.

13:12🔗 Adam Okay, thank you.

13:13🔗 Caller After me.

13:14🔗 Adam After you. I see.

13:15🔗 Drew Okay. He was just cracking me up.

13:18🔗 Caller Insanely funny kid.

13:21🔗 Adam Yeah. He's got a wicked wit, this Sean. I'll tell you. It's really paying off too, this whole comedy career with you. I got 10 bucks.

13:30🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah.

13:32🔗 Adam Oh boy. What name is that?

13:34🔗 Drew Syreev Sarai.

13:37🔗 Hello.

13:37🔗 Adam Hello. Hello. Sarai?

13:39🔗 Yeah, it's Sarai.

13:40🔗 Adam Year 14. What's up?

13:41🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay. My really good friend told me that her brother has been molesting her and her sister, and I don't know what to do.

13:52🔗 Drew You've got to tell an adult. Can you tell your parents?

13:56🔗 Caller No, I haven't. She doesn't want me to tell anyone.

13:59🔗 Adam Well, forget about what she wants. Yeah.

14:00🔗 Drew This is a very serious... It's as though she told you she was going to kill herself, and you had to save her. This is a very serious situation. There are points with secrets are dangerous and destructive, and this is not something to keep secret.

14:13🔗 Adam Well, she's your age?

14:15🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, she's 15.

14:19🔗 Adam She has a younger sister?

14:20🔗 Caller She has an older sister.

14:22🔗 Drew I suggest maybe...

14:23🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second.

14:24🔗 Drew What?

14:24🔗 Adam The older sister is being molested too, or the older sister is molesting her?

14:28🔗 Caller No, the older sister is being molested also.

14:30🔗 Drew If she started around 11, 12.

14:31🔗 Gena Lee Nolin By the brother? How old is the brother?

14:34🔗 Caller I think he's 30.

14:35🔗 Drew Oh my God.

14:36🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What? Unbelievable.

14:37🔗 Drew But if he started when they were young, he's under their control, you know?

14:41🔗 Adam Right, right.

14:42🔗 Drew And you could tell someone at school if you want to keep your parents out of it, but you got to tell someone it's got to be reported to Department of Social Services, or police. Just call the police.

14:51🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Absolutely.

14:52🔗 Drew You can just make an anonymous call to the police, but I think better if it be done systematically by now.

14:57🔗 Adam Here's the deal, too. You gotta understand, she told you because a part of her wanted you to go for help. Absolutely. Absolutely. Or she doesn't bring it up.

15:06🔗 Gena Lee Nolin To cry out for help.

15:07🔗 Adam She knows you're going to do it.

15:08🔗 Drew You must. Sorry, you must do it. It is a life-saving proportion to her.

15:15🔗 Adam You may not fully feel the gravity of the situation now at 14, but it's a kind of thing where if you don't do something about it, you'll look back on it when you're an adult and you'll beat yourself up for it. All right?

15:28🔗 Okay.

15:29🔗 Adam That's why you need to do something. How old is her older sister?

15:33🔗 She's 17.

15:35🔗 Drew Let me give you a helpline you can call, a child abuse hotline.

15:37🔗 Okay.

15:38🔗 Caller Hold on. I need to get a pen.

15:40🔗 Caller Okay.

15:41🔗 Adam That's a great family.

15:42🔗 Caller Wow.

15:43🔗 Adam I wonder if that's a biological brother.

15:45🔗 Drew Yeah. Good question.

15:46🔗 Adam 30.

15:46🔗 Caller Serious stuff.

15:47🔗 Adam What if he's still living at home? Sarai?

15:50🔗 Drew Sarai.

15:51🔗 Adam Sarai? Yeah. What kind of name is that?

15:55🔗 Caller It's Jewish.

15:56🔗 Adam Really? That's it? Nothing good?

16:00🔗 Caller It means princess.

16:02🔗 Adam Nice.

16:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, nice.

16:05🔗 Adam So you are a Jewish princess then?

16:08🔗 Caller Well, I'm not Jewish.

16:10🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

16:10🔗 It's just a Jewish name.

16:12🔗 Adam That's going to be good and confusing for the rest of your life.

16:15🔗 Drew Okay. 800.

16:16🔗 Caller 800.

16:17🔗 Drew 540.

16:19🔗 Caller 540.

16:20🔗 Drew 4,000.

16:21🔗 Caller Okay.

16:21🔗 Drew It's just a number you can call and talk about child abuse and how to report it and how to deal with it, okay?

16:25🔗 Caller Okay.

16:25🔗 Adam I think McGruff answers the phone, but don't be distracted.

16:29🔗 Caller Okay. All right.

16:30🔗 Adam And is this her biological brother?

16:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:33🔗 Adam And is he still living at home?

16:36🔗 Caller I don't know.

16:39🔗 Adam You don't know?

16:39🔗 Caller I think he might be.

16:41🔗 Adam But do you see him at the house and stuff? Do you go over there?

16:44🔗 Caller No, I don't. She, I go to a boarding school and she boards.

16:49🔗 Adam Oh, she boards?

16:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:50🔗 Adam Well, that's good, right? She's out of there.

16:52🔗 Caller Yeah, but she goes home every weekend.

16:55🔗 Adam Oh, I see. All right.

16:57🔗 Drew Quite an arrangement.

16:58🔗 Adam Hey, you know, the Facts of Life is back on. You watch that?

17:01🔗 Drew No.

17:02🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

17:03🔗 Drew Why?

17:03🔗 Adam Well, that's a boarding school. Boring. I like the Facts of Life. You watch Facts of Life?

17:07🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I did. I was a big fan.

17:09🔗 Adam Oh, it's back on.

17:10🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It is.

17:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:11🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Unbelievable.

17:12🔗 Adam Tootie and the Gals, Mrs. Garrett, Joe.

17:14🔗 Drew On TV land or something?

17:16🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's all back on. Hey, Joe is pretty cool, actually. I watch it. Nancy McKeon. I just met her not too long ago. Very.

17:22🔗 Adam I watch that whole show. I watch one tonight. I watch one to come home. I don't know what it is.

17:28🔗 Drew It throws you back to high school or junior high school?

17:30🔗 Adam I went to a taping of The Facts of Life when I was in the 10th grade.

17:35🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Wow.

17:35🔗 Adam Because Molly Ringwald was in it for the first season. Did you know that?

17:40🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I had no idea. I knew that George Clooney.

17:43🔗 Adam Yep. George Clooney.

17:44🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Was a part of the cast for a while.

17:45🔗 Adam George Clooney was part of the end, the last years when they opened the donut shop or something.

17:51🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Right.

17:53🔗 Caller How does that happen?

17:54🔗 Adam It's like.

17:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Who was the cute one? The.

17:58🔗 Caller Blair.

17:59🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Blair.

17:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

18:00🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Blair.

18:00🔗 Adam How does it have? It only happens in TV where a bunch of friends open a business together. And it's like all eight of them work together at the same bakery or the same tchotchke shop. You know what I mean? Like when's the last time you and six of your buddies opened a business and then all of you just sort of sat in it all day? Yeah. It's like we got to keep this going. How do we keep it going? They all open a business. Ironically enough, they're all...

18:24🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Life should be so good.

18:26🔗 Adam They're all getting fat and they open like a candy store or something. It was really... it was a sort of bizarre call. Eric?

18:31🔗 Yeah.

18:32🔗 Adam You're 20?

18:34🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

18:34🔗 Adam What is up?

18:36🔗 Caller Well, let's see. I think it was about two weeks ago, me and my girlfriend were having sex and I was on bottom. We'd been going at it for actually probably about an hour and a half. Right. And during the course of it, I passed out. I could feel it. I could feel I was getting like dizzy and the room was like spinning.

18:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

18:55🔗 Caller And I could feel it was coming on. So I told her, I said, hey, if I pass out, just keep going. Don't worry about it because then it was coming and I did. I could still hear what was going on.

19:06🔗 Drew Have you ever passed out before?

19:08🔗 Caller No.

19:09🔗 Drew In your entire life?

19:11🔗 Caller Well, yeah, once.

19:12🔗 But that was because they took too much blood.

19:15🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Was this before you climaxed or?

19:18🔗 Caller I had climaxed twice already that night.

19:20🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Unbelievable.

19:21🔗 Adam Holy Christ. No wonder you passed out.

19:24🔗 Caller Well, but the weird thing was...

19:25🔗 Drew She was having out of body experience.

19:27🔗 Adam Yeah, he was floating over his body, looking at herself and masturbating.

19:32🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What a man.

19:32🔗 Caller Five minutes later, we switched positions with shoes on the bottom and she passed out too.

19:39🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Okay.

19:42🔗 Adam What do you got coming out of that Johnson of yours? Is it Novacaine or...

19:45🔗 Drew Fina Barbotol?

19:45🔗 Adam Fina Barbotol. Yeah, what is that?

19:48🔗 Gena Lee Nolin They seem suited for each other.

19:51🔗 Drew I don't buy it.

19:52🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't either. Okay, the bed is haunted.

19:56🔗 Well, we were on the floor.

19:57🔗 Adam Okay, the whole house is haunted. Get out. Get out!

20:01🔗 Okay, you retard.

20:03🔗 Caller What the hell?

20:05🔗 Adam I like that though. I think I may try that in my love making. If I pass out, honey, you just keep going, especially if I'm getting oral sex. I like that. Pass out will be euphemism for not off. Yeah, right. It's sort of chivalrous. It's like, if I don't make it, you keep going and you tell the people what I said. You know what I mean? I like that. Yeah, if I pass out, you keep going.

20:30🔗 Caller But then she passed out.

20:31🔗 Drew Leave me behind.

20:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:32🔗 Drew Don't worry about me.

20:33🔗 Adam Gena, on the off chance that we ever get together sexually, I'm going to say it up front. I pass out, you keep going.

20:40🔗 I'll keep going.

20:41🔗 Adam You keep going. Or, in an alternate plan, if you see me pick up the phone and tell some of my friends I'm having sex with you, you keep going.

20:50🔗 Okay.

20:51🔗 Adam Keep going. Don't stop.

20:53🔗 Drew How would that phone call? So she knows you're talking to your friends. How would that call go?

20:56🔗 Adam Uh, hey, Weezer, guess who I'm humping? Oh, God. Nope. Nope. Keep guessing. Keep guessing. I'll give you a hint. The biggest TV show in the world, soon to be wearing a shammie cloth and swinging from a vine.

21:15🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Sheena.

21:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I can see it.

21:19🔗 Adam Don't believe me? Listen. And that's where I just hold the phone. That's where the don't stop part comes in.

21:24🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Right.

21:25🔗 Adam Right.

21:25🔗 Let's hold the phone.

21:26🔗 Gena Lee Nolin That would be an interesting thing.

21:27🔗 Adam Right.

21:28🔗 Steve? Hi.

21:31🔗 Adam Yeah. What's up?

21:32🔗 I have folliculitis like on my groin.

21:35🔗 Drew Nice.

21:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:37🔗 Not really.

21:38🔗 Adam What kind of doctor are you?

21:40🔗 What is that folliculitis?

21:41🔗 Drew What is that? Little infections of the hair follicles. Those little white heads and little bumps. Far out in carbuncles like you get out of them.

21:48🔗 Adam How dare you in front of Sheena?

21:51🔗 Drew I want to prepare her for what she's in for.

21:53🔗 Adam Slander, my good name. Five minutes ago, I'm Pete Zampras. Now, I'm the carbuncle king.

21:57🔗 Caller Now, you're-

21:57🔗 Adam How dare you?

21:59🔗 Caller All right.

21:59🔗 What's up?

22:01🔗 Well, first, the dermatologist thought it was poisonality, but I was wondering how contagious is it?

22:08🔗 Drew It's really not. It's bacteria that lives on your skin.

22:12🔗 Isn't there a virus, a viral type?

22:14🔗 Drew A viral folliculitis?

22:16🔗 Yeah. I was reading that.

22:17🔗 Drew There are viral skin infections that look like folliculitis. I don't know that typically folliculitis. Usually, it's a bacterial infection, the follicle base of the hair.

22:25🔗 Caller I read that in one of those health things at school, like the health online thing. But I think it was Harrison or something or Harris maybe.

22:34🔗 Drew Well, Harrison's, yeah, that's a medical textbook. All right. But the viral folliculitis.

22:39🔗 Adam Well, what should he do? Who are you passing it to?

22:41🔗 Drew Well.

22:42🔗 Adam Your beanbag chair that you hump every night?

22:44🔗 Caller Yeah. I wish I was passing it. No.

22:46🔗 Adam That's what I'm saying.

22:47🔗 Caller I'm curious. I mean.

22:48🔗 Adam Right.

22:49🔗 Drew It's not something you think about as contagious. It's something that just is unique to the balance of the immune system in your skin.

22:55🔗 Adam All right. He's fine.

22:56🔗 Drew And the colonization with certain bacteria.

22:58🔗 Adam Gena Lee Nolin is our guest tonight. Yes.

23:01🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah. Oh, I like the applaud. Thank you very much.

23:04🔗 Adam She's got herself a new show coming out, Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.

23:09🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Actually, it's just called Sheena. The Queen of the Jungle is no longer a part of the title.

23:14🔗 Adam It was when I saw it on the cartoon.

23:16🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah.

23:17🔗 Adam Well, doggone it. That is Saturday mornings. When's that coming out?

23:22🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Saturday evenings.

23:24🔗 Adam Oh, Saturday evenings.

23:24🔗 Drew It's not that morning just because you watched it in cartoons on Saturday when you put that absolute fix in your head.

23:29🔗 Gena Lee Nolin ABC here in Los Angeles. It's syndicated, so check your local listings.

23:33🔗 Adam But will it be Saturday, around Saturday?

23:36🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I believe 5 PM, 6 PM here on ABC.

23:39🔗 Drew But how about around the country?

23:40🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Around the country, it's syndicated. So you have to look in your local listings. We have actually pretty good time slots.

23:48🔗 Adam Don't syndicated shows hit about the same time?

23:53🔗 Drew But in summer afternoon, summer evening?

23:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Depends. We're afternoons.

23:57🔗 Drew You wouldn't put a daytime talk show on late night.

24:00🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No. Well, look at Jerry Springer.

24:02🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

24:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin But then he is-

24:04🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

24:05🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I can't see him in the day. Yes.

24:06🔗 Adam What?

24:07🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Screwball?

24:07🔗 Adam You see what I'm saying, Drew?

24:08🔗 Drew That's what I'm defending.

24:09🔗 Adam You're agreeing with me?

24:10🔗 Drew I'm thinking in terms of time frame.

24:12🔗 Adam Yeah. VIP is a syndicated show, the Pam Anderson show.

24:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

24:17🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I was just actually-

24:18🔗 Adam Which I've traveled around the country and it seems to be on Saturday nights somewhere between 11 and 12. Most parts of the country.

24:26🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Right.

24:27🔗 Adam What I'm saying is this show will probably be on Saturday and probably between maybe four and seven or something like that.

24:35🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Or even later.

24:36🔗 Adam Or even later.

24:36🔗 Gena Lee Nolin We have time slots seven, eight, nine, ten, sometimes midnight.

24:40🔗 Adam Did you bring any pictures from the show?

24:42🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, I did not, actually. We were just, Pamela and I were just at a, we have the same company, Columbia TriStar, Sony, and so VIP and Sheena are being sold together.

24:56🔗 Adam This is going to be big.

24:56🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Which is lovely. From Baywatch to having our own shows. It's wonderful.

25:00🔗 Adam Do you discipline guys in this show?

25:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yes, I do.

25:03🔗 Adam You know, the capture guys and like twist their arms.

25:05🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And I twist their arms and I beat the living hell out of them. So it's great. It's fun.

25:10🔗 Adam Is it an hour or a half hour?

25:11🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's an hour.

25:12🔗 Adam I'll never make it. I'll never make it. I'll make it ten minutes into that. Maybe. As soon as you start disciplining a guy in that shammy, that's it for me. Drew's nodding feverishly. You know what I mean? That's what I-

25:24🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, he's falling asleep. He is yawned three times. It's contagious.

25:28🔗 Adam He knows his wife's listening. He's trying to play stupid. You know what I love most about Wonder Woman? When she disciplined-

25:33🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I love Wonder Woman.

25:33🔗 Adam She disciplined the guys. She'd get them and she'd like- She'd time them in her lasso and she'd start telling them about the American way and I'd get an erection. It was great to see her beat up on guys. You know what I mean, Drew? You know when she disciplined? Okay.

25:47🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Hey, isn't a strong woman attractive?

25:50🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

25:50🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, it's great.

25:51🔗 Adam For a while and then I got to go out the garage.

25:53🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And then you got to-

25:53🔗 Adam Right, it's time to refocus. Right. It's time to go out the garage. All right, we're going to take a little break. We'll be back with a very strong woman, Gena Lee Nolin after this.

26:06🔗 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

26:08🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-N-1.

26:12🔗 We'll be right back.

26:40🔗 Adam Hey, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, Gena Lee Nolin is our guest tonight. You know her from all those years on Baywatch. And now, Sheena, Queen of the Jungle or just Sheena? Syndicated, sometime Saturday. Check your local listings.

26:59🔗 Drew Now, you and I bonded about Sheena during the break, Adam.

27:02🔗 Adam Yeah, Drew remembers Sheena. He remembers the cartoon series Saturday morning, and he remembers that she used to morph into like a white leopard or tiger or something like that.

27:12🔗 Drew I remember leopard.

27:13🔗 Adam Yeah, and it was good stuff.

27:15🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I can do a lot of different things, I tell you.

27:17🔗 The show is great.

27:18🔗 Adam And is this sort of in the vein of Sheena? I mean, I mean...

27:24🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You know, I'm asked that a lot.

27:25🔗 Adam I'm sure you are. No, I don't mean...

27:27🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, I mean, they're both comic book.

27:29🔗 Adam No, I don't mean a rip off of Sheena. What I mean is people have seen the success of these sort of fantasy shows that are sort of titillating and have a lot of fantasy involved with them. And I never understand their popularity. I understand the titillating part of it, but I don't understand how something like Xena Warrior Princess like explodes. I don't understand that.

27:52🔗 Drew You just eluded several times to what it would have been like as a 14 year old watching this stuff.

27:56🔗 Adam I guess that's what it is. But the point...

27:58🔗 Gena Lee Nolin But this is much different. I mean, yes, there are some similarities. They're both comic books. They're, you know, the whole thing, but very strong women. But Sheena is different in the sense that she can morph. She can do things that Xena can't do. You know, so they're very different. All right, let's just leave it at that.

28:17🔗 Adam And I don't mind strong women when you're talking about physically strong. It's emotionally strong I have difficulty with. I like the strong women, the ones that beat up other women.

28:26🔗 Drew Yeah, I like that. The one that actually has something to say to you.

28:29🔗 Adam Oh, there you go. No, that's no good. That wouldn't be a good cartoon.

28:33🔗 What's wrong with that?

28:35🔗 What's wrong with that?

28:37🔗 Adam Oh, listen, I would.

28:40🔗 Gena Lee Nolin So it's exciting.

28:41🔗 Drew Yeah, it's good stuff.

28:42🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. And how many are you going to do? How many did you do?

28:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin 22 episodes and we're 11 in so far, so it's all good stuff.

28:50🔗 Drew Couldn't Adam play some sort of villain character?

28:53🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Both of you guys have. Yes. You can play the tennis pro that.

28:58🔗 Adam I have mysterious powers.

29:00🔗 Right.

29:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, definitely.

29:02🔗 Drew Morphs into a slacker.

29:04🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You should come and do the show. It'd be lots of fun.

29:06🔗 Adam Yeah, we'll never get asked to.

29:09🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I'll be Jeppo. Yeah.

29:11🔗 Drew How many hundreds of people have asked us to be on the show?

29:14🔗 Adam Have we had this conversation with?

29:15🔗 Drew Yes.

29:16🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Tons, I bet.

29:17🔗 Adam More in depth than this?

29:18🔗 Drew Yes. And how many shows have we done? Yeah, how many shows have we done? Zero.

29:21🔗 Adam Minus five. If we do five shows, we're even. I don't know how that works. No, I used to do.

29:27🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, you have an open invitation. I'd love to have you guys on the show.

29:31🔗 Adam I just want to see you in that outfit. I really do.

29:33🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's good stuff.

29:34🔗 Adam Oh, I know it is.

29:35🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Debbie?

29:36🔗 Caller Hello.

29:37🔗 Adam Debbie, you're 27.

29:38🔗 Caller Hi.

29:38🔗 Adam What's up?

29:39🔗 Hi. Hi, Adam.

29:39🔗 Adam Well, let me say something I was thinking about the Gena Lee Nolin today while I was walking down my stairs. I was thinking, there's some women who are very beautiful, but you can tell by looking at them that they came into it, that they hit their stride at some point in life, that things weren't always great for them. It's usually the ones with the sort of exotic look, the striking ones with the real sort of sharp features or the dark features or something like that. But I was thinking about you today when I was walking down my stairs, and I thought, she's always been good looking. Always. No. Oh, how dare you. Don't sit there and lie to me. What? And I know you have no way of being objective about this because it's hard to get outside of your own skin. But you were really super cute when you were five, right? I mean, everyone told you.

30:30🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I was super cute up until about ten. And then I went through a really awkward, yucky stage.

30:36🔗 Adam Four days.

30:39🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, for about five years.

30:42🔗 Adam No. No way.

30:43🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And then when I was about 15, 16, I came, I'm telling you, it's the true.

30:47🔗 Adam Really?

30:48🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Didn't you guys go through awkward?

30:50🔗 Adam We're still in it.

30:50🔗 What are you talking about?

30:52🔗 Drew I thought we were seven. We're still there.

30:53🔗 Adam Go through. I think we're right in the middle.

30:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I think everybody in through their puberty.

30:57🔗 Drew We'll be cute when we're 90.

30:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:00🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah.

31:01🔗 Adam High five.

31:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin But I think that makes you appreciated.

31:04🔗 Adam No, it does not. How dare you give us that sob story of all those ugly people out there trying to feel our pain. No, I went through. I told you. I did. I would love to see a picture of you at 13.

31:16🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, not a problem. You would agree.

31:18🔗 Adam You were unattractive at 14?

31:20🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Very.

31:20🔗 Adam No.

31:21🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Very.

31:21🔗 Adam How dare you sit here and lie to us?

31:23🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I'm not.

31:23🔗 Adam Drew is a doctor. He knows who's good looking at 14. What did you have?

31:27🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, I mean, come on. The zits, the this, the that. You go through that horrible stage.

31:32🔗 Adam Doesn't matter. No. You could have been wearing a bucket of crap on your head. I still would have had you.

31:37🔗 Gena Lee Nolin A bucket of crap on my head. That's right. But I did. I think 16 years old, I sort of sprouted out.

31:44🔗 Adam You started to blossom.

31:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I started to blossom.

31:46🔗 Adam Right. That's when I started my slide.

31:48🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You know, and then I think I got my first date. No. I was really, yeah.

31:53🔗 Caller Oh, no.

31:54🔗 Adam Are you going to tell? Okay, but please don't tell us you're...

31:56🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I've had better luck in my 20s. No, I have. I'm just working and, you know.

32:02🔗 Adam I'm with you.

32:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Then...

32:03🔗 Adam Baywatch, yeah.

32:05🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, come on.

32:06🔗 Caller Hey.

32:07🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Who would have ever thought?

32:08🔗 Adam How the blind dates worked out.

32:09🔗 Gena Lee Nolin That chubby, pimple-faced girl actually would wear a swimsuit and, you know.

32:13🔗 Adam Oh, I don't... I believe the chubby and pimple face was a very short three-week period.

32:20🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It was short, thank God.

32:21🔗 Drew You're fat.

32:22🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I'm definitely over it.

32:23🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

32:24🔗 Drew Lovely.

32:25🔗 Adam It is way, way behind you. So, are you going to tell us you were a tomboy, you were awkward, you had trouble finding dates, and friends of yours pressured you to model? What do you guys, do all good looking women go to the same publicist?

32:39🔗 Gena Lee Nolin How many stories have you heard? You've heard this one before, haven't you?

32:43🔗 Adam Every god damn model who comes in this place, any woman who's over 5'8 and attractive explains, anyone who models, but a lot of women, anyone who models explains, especially the models, that they were forced to do it.

32:57🔗 Gena Lee Nolin But look at the models, the exotic models. They have these big lips, they're six feet tall, they have all these weird features. Now think about growing into that. I mean, usually people don't...

33:07🔗 Adam All right, I'll buy that.

33:09🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's true.

33:09🔗 Adam I'll buy that. Here's the part I don't buy. The part I don't buy is the part where their friend forced them at gunpoint to model.

33:16🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No.

33:16🔗 Adam That's the part. No one forced me.

33:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I think there was a part of me that always wanted to do it.

33:21🔗 Adam Of course, every woman does.

33:22🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Who doesn't want to be in the limelight?

33:24🔗 Adam Who doesn't want to be on magazine covers? Oh, I remember my modeling days. It was great. Sure, I was doing gay porn, but it was modeling. I got paid. I got paid.

33:31🔗 Drew Well, you called it modeling.

33:32🔗 Adam Yeah, I rationalized.

33:34🔗 I told my parents it was modeling.

33:36🔗 Adam I did some gay porn in the early 70s.

33:37🔗 Caller And look at you now.

33:39🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

33:41🔗 Gena Lee Nolin All right. Back to our-

33:43🔗 Adam All right. Debbie?

33:44🔗 Yeah.

33:45🔗 Adam You're 27?

33:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:47🔗 Adam What's up?

33:48🔗 Caller Hi. Hi, Dr. Drew.

33:50🔗 Drew Hey, Debbie.

33:51🔗 Caller I just wanted to say, first of all, that I agree with that guy who called in earlier and said you're like the funniest person, Adam?

33:57🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Great. Thank you.

33:59🔗 Caller Seriously, I get depressed a lot.

34:01🔗 Adam Well, let me tell you something. I didn't want to get in the comedy. A friend of mine forced me at Knife Point to do stand-up.

34:06🔗 Caller He was forced.

34:07🔗 Drew They forced you into a contest.

34:08🔗 Adam Yeah. They entered me. Without me knowing, I was entered in a comedy contest and then forced to do five minutes of material or forced to fly to France to, of course, do the competition.

34:19🔗 Caller Fabulous.

34:19🔗 Drew With Claudia Schiffer.

34:20🔗 Caller Right.

34:21🔗 Adam All right, Debbie.

34:22🔗 Caller No, seriously. When I get depressed and stuff, I like listen to your show and it makes me feel better.

34:26🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, that's very nice.

34:28🔗 Adam Thank you.

34:28🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's good.

34:29🔗 Caller I have a question. I'm pretty sure that I'm heterosexual. I've always been into boys and stuff. I was boy crazy or whatever in high school. Then I have dreams a lot about being with women, and it's to the point where it's a lot.

34:46🔗 Drew Why do you think you sexualize your feelings so much?

34:49🔗 Caller Why do I think I was?

34:50🔗 Drew Sexualize your feelings so much.

34:52🔗 Caller I don't know what he means.

34:54🔗 Drew It sounds like a lot of your feelings, a lot of these how you manage feelings, sort of comes through in a sexual way. You think that's true?

35:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I think so.

35:05🔗 Drew Where do you think that came from? Were you exposed to a lot of sexual material at a young age or something like that?

35:12🔗 Caller No, I was actually looked at it like it was a bad.

35:19🔗 Drew You were told, but were you exposed to stuff and then said, no, don't do that. That's bad?

35:25🔗 Caller Yeah, like in my house, it was like I was verbally abused a lot and stuff.

35:29🔗 Adam You were abused?

35:30🔗 Caller Verbally. And the name that I was always called would be like, you're such a slut, you're a little slut, you're a little slut, you're a little slut, even though I was a virgin. I was a virgin when I graduated high school.

35:38🔗 Adam And you still, your folks still called you a little slut?

35:40🔗 Caller Yeah, like the whole time. It made me paranoid about sex, I guess. I thought it was dirty for a really long time.

35:47🔗 Adam Are your parents religious or just alcoholics or stupid, or what are they?

35:53🔗 Caller No, neither.

35:54🔗 Adam They're, they gotta be dumb. Yeah, that's kind of dumb.

35:59🔗 Caller Inappropriate.

36:00🔗 Adam Right? Bad carpeting in the house? That's one of the hallmarks of stupidity is bad carpet. Yeah. What did your dad do for a living?

36:09🔗 Caller He owned a gas station.

36:11🔗 Adam Fantastic. Yep.

36:13🔗 Drew High intellect.

36:14🔗 Adam Graduated the top of his class.

36:17🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Where are you from? Where are you from?

36:20🔗 Caller Where am I? From Orange County.

36:21🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, okay.

36:22🔗 Drew All right. But I get the sense you were exposed to a lot of sexual material. Is that right?

36:26🔗 Caller In terms of what, like television?

36:27🔗 Drew Pictures or something. Or something that was sort of arousing and not right.

36:34🔗 Caller No. I mean, now I'm a stripper.

36:36🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

36:36🔗 Adam Oh, that's good.

36:37🔗 Drew There we go.

36:38🔗 Adam Hey.

36:40🔗 Caller I see half naked women all the time. You know what I think it is?

36:43🔗 Drew No, you had to have been sexually abused.

36:46🔗 Adam I'm hearing a little nutty in her voice now, too.

36:48🔗 A little what?

36:49🔗 Adam A little nutty?

36:49🔗 I'm nervous.

36:50🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

36:51🔗 Caller I'm very nervous because everyone's listening to me.

36:54🔗 Adam No, they're not. Nobody listens to this show, except for my grandmother. God damn it.

36:59🔗 Caller No. You know what I think it is? It's because I have a slight hypochondriac kind of.

37:03🔗 Adam No. Listen, do you do topless or bottomless?

37:07🔗 Caller Just bikini.

37:08🔗 Adam Oh, you just do like go-go dancing?

37:11🔗 Caller No, it's a strip bar, but I mean, it's pretty, it's a string, it's pretty skimpy.

37:16🔗 Adam Are you taking your top off or not?

37:18🔗 Caller No.

37:18🔗 Adam Are you wearing less than Gina's wearing in the Sheena Queen of the Jungle?

37:22🔗 Caller Yes.

37:23🔗 Adam Just wearing a shammie cloth?

37:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:25🔗 Adam A couple of coasters?

37:27🔗 Yeah.

37:28🔗 Adam Oh my gosh.

37:29🔗 Drew There's something going on, Debbie. Something big going on with you. Yes, Debbie.

37:32🔗 Adam How about a little therapy?

37:34🔗 Drew Really? Yeah. These are just surface symptoms of something bigger going on. So you don't think that I'm gay?

37:39🔗 Adam No.

37:40🔗 Drew I think you have real serious issues about your sexuality and you sexualize your feelings. That's what I was picking up on immediately when you called. And now you're a stripper. And so that all fits with all those sorts of need to reenact some feeling of powerlessness in relation to men typically that happen early in life.

37:59🔗 Adam All right, Debbie. Therapy, baby. Use all that tip money. How much do you make on tips?

38:07🔗 Caller Like three or four hundred.

38:08🔗 Adam Oh, Jesus Christ. I used to build houses for 500 bucks a week. You guys bring home 1500 a week. Drives me insane.

38:17🔗 Caller Can I ask one more quick question?

38:18🔗 Adam No, that's plenty from you. You go to the therapist.

38:20🔗 Drew What, what, what, what?

38:21🔗 Caller That's really quick. Okay, I was listening to your show a while back and somebody called in about warts, genital warts.

38:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:27🔗 Caller And I don't know if I misunderstood or didn't hear it right. I was under the impression that they will stay in your body forever.

38:33🔗 Drew That's the old theory, but there's a few subtypes that clearly clear up after three to five years. But the problem is you can't tell whether you have those or not. So you always have to assume you're contagious with them.

38:41🔗 Adam Sheena, Drew checked my penis for warts on the air. What did you find, Drew?

38:45🔗 Drew Suspicious. Something suspicious. How dare you?

38:50🔗 Adam How dare you?

38:51🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, that just... Forget about anything.

38:54🔗 Adam No.

38:54🔗 Drew Here's what's suspicious.

38:56🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And I thought we had something going.

38:58🔗 Adam No, no. Hear him out, my dear.

39:00🔗 Drew Here's what was suspicious. It was pristine.

39:02🔗 Adam Pristine.

39:02🔗 Drew Pristine. It was a stunt penis.

39:04🔗 Adam You could eat off my penis, could you not?

39:06🔗 Caller Suspicious.

39:07🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, brother.

39:08🔗 Adam You could eat off it.

39:09🔗 Drew Where's the vomit?

39:11🔗 Caller It is grand and beautiful.

39:17🔗 Adam You know what that is? That's Huel Hauser. Yeah, he took a tour of my genital region. It'll be on California Gulf.

39:27🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You read that girl beautifully. You picked right up on that.

39:31🔗 Drew We talked a lot about that type.

39:33🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah. Oh, yeah.

39:34🔗 Adam She got a little nuttier as the day went on.

39:37🔗 Gena Lee Nolin This whole thing is very...

39:39🔗 Adam I could open up new worlds for you, baby. I could take you places you've never been before, like North Hollywood. Know what I'm saying?

39:47🔗 Caller Yeah. Get it.

39:49🔗 Adam You're used to a certain kind of life swinging from vines, going to big Hollywood parties, driving around in fancy cars. But I could give you something that none of those guys could give you.

39:58🔗 Gena Lee Nolin The real rough riding?

40:00🔗 Adam No, herpes.

40:00🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, herpes. I got it. That's... no.

40:03🔗 Adam No, I'm kidding. Right through you check my genital region.

40:05🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And he's clean.

40:06🔗 Adam Nothing there.

40:07🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You can eat off of it.

40:08🔗 Adam Pristine. That is right. That's good. You could try. We'll take ourselves a little break. Gena Lee Nolin is our guest tonight. Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. Coming out... when? What's Saturday?

40:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin First week in October, Saturday.

40:20🔗 Adam That's right.

40:21🔗 Gena Lee Nolin ABC, here in Los Angeles. Check your local listings.

40:23🔗 Adam I'll also be on a Saturday morning cartoon, the Disney cartoon. What the hell is that? Buzz Lightyear cartoon. I'll be the voice of Commander Nebula. And I may be up for an Emmy. An anima? I got that. Thank you. All right. We'll take a little break. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. Anderson, I swear to Christ, I'm going to throw this chair through that goddamn glass window and crush you one day. Soon. And there won't be a court in the land that will convict me. We'll be back.

41:01🔗 Caller Loveline, I'll be right back.

41:31🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. Well, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Gena Lee Nolin is our guest tonight. Hello. She is going to be coming up first week in October, right? That's it. Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. Ow! Now, this is a syndicated show, and since we're also a syndicated show, you should, all you folks should look for it.

41:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Listening out there, first week in October, check your local listings.

41:59🔗 Adam That's right. You want, young lads aren't going to want to miss this one.

42:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, it's great.

42:04🔗 Adam Gina thought she was going to leave after the first hour, but here's a new plan, Gina.

42:08🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, what's that?

42:09🔗 Adam You got to get up at what time? 5.30 tomorrow morning?

42:11🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yes.

42:12🔗 Adam I got to get up at 5.30 tomorrow morning.

42:13🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I know, I hear this.

42:14🔗 Adam Asshole. I say we score some Coke. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. And we watch the sun come up from a vacant lot. That's why my mom's place in North Hollywood. We really get to know each other.

42:28🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Are you coming on to me?

42:30🔗 Adam No.

42:31🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No?

42:31🔗 Adam No. I mean this.

42:32🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Are you asking me?

42:34🔗 Caller No.

42:35🔗 Adam How dare you? I'm saying we're going to need to do drugs if we're going to pull it all night.

42:42🔗 Drew Gena's husband is going to fly through that mall, really. He's going to reach through that glass.

42:47🔗 Adam He understands.

42:49🔗 Gena Lee Nolin He can't help himself.

42:50🔗 Adam We're just doing a little blow and staying up all night. Drew, you can't have sex when you're high and coke, right? You can't, right, Drew? I'm talking about you personally. You know what I'm saying.

43:00🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Drew's the realest. He's.

43:02🔗 Adam Yes. Oh, yes. Renee, you're 17.

43:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:09🔗 Caller What's up?

43:11🔗 Caller I think that I like sex a little way too much for somebody my age. I don't know. Is there any way of telling if you were molested when you were younger or anything?

43:20🔗 Drew You have those sorts of things going on? Yeah.

43:22🔗 Caller I mean, I have a lot of issues and like, I know that when I was younger, like really, really young, I remember kissing like other girls and stuff. Sorry, I'm sick.

43:32🔗 Drew But it was just kissing?

43:33🔗 Caller Yeah. But I mean, I was in like first grade.

43:36🔗 Adam Well, who would have molested you?

43:38🔗 Caller I don't know. Well, my dad died when I was younger, and then my mom dated a lot, so I don't know if maybe.

43:45🔗 Adam Yeah, but also I think it's a kind of thing where you'd have a pretty good idea.

43:50🔗 Drew Well, let's set the stage here. What did dad die of?

43:53🔗 Caller I mean, I just knew that I would remember something like that.

43:55🔗 Drew What did dad die of?

43:57🔗 Caller He killed himself.

43:58🔗 Drew And was he an addict or something?

44:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:02🔗 Drew OK, were the guys that your mom brought around? See what I'm saying? Yeah. Addict alcohol?

44:07🔗 Caller I don't know if they were. I know that my mom did, too, afterwards.

44:11🔗 Drew You see mom's an addict, also.

44:12🔗 Adam OK, so your mom is bringing home extras from Mask.

44:17🔗 Caller Yeah, but it wasn't like that.

44:18🔗 Adam What was that movie where the kid was deformed in the face with Cher?

44:21🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, Mask.

44:22🔗 Adam With Cher, yeah. Mask, yeah. Like those types of guys were hanging around the house, right?

44:26🔗 Drew No, no, no.

44:27🔗 Caller Biker guys? Because he ended up having a really good guy and all.

44:30🔗 Adam Really?

44:30🔗 Drew I would stand.

44:30🔗 Caller Yeah, like, seriously. He was really good. He kind of, I mean, he cheated on her and all, but he was a really good person. Kind of like their family.

44:37🔗 Adam Hold on, Loveline, Loveline Raynacment. This guy was excellent. He was a saint. I mean, he was a really, really good man. You know, he cheated on her and all.

44:46🔗 Drew Like everyone does.

44:47🔗 Adam Like everyone does, but he's a very solid. Other than the banging of the other women, solid. Solid as a rock, this guy. And what a family man.

44:56🔗 Drew Renee, this guy just seemed great in comparison to the other a-holes you were around when you were younger.

45:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:01🔗 Drew And I think that may be the issue here. Plus, your mom was an addict. Why don't you go to Al-Anon? Are you an addict yourself?

45:09🔗 Caller No. Well, what happened was I used to do a lot of stuff, but then I moved and I've gotten away from all of that. I used to do a lot of ecstasy, but I don't do any of that anymore. I don't even really drink anymore. Really?

45:19🔗 Drew Well, you may have that biological tendency to be an addict.

45:23🔗 Caller Well, yeah. That's why I don't want to do anything though, because I don't want to end up being like them.

45:26🔗 Drew Sexual compulsion, sexual addiction is one of the more common manifestations of that biology. And you've had all that traumatic past. You've had your biology, you take a bunch of X on top of that. That's a good recipe for sexual compulsion and that sorts of behavior. So, why don't you look at some recovery? Yeah.

45:42🔗 Caller I don't know. My parents kind of told me though that they never really thought that I needed like.

45:47🔗 Adam Hey, your parents, your dad killed himself. Your mom's a junkie.

45:52🔗 Caller No, she's not.

45:52🔗 Adam Yes, she is.

45:53🔗 Drew Go to a drug addict.

45:55🔗 Caller Totally changed her life.

45:56🔗 Adam All right. But you're listening to her?

45:58🔗 Drew Go to some sort of...

45:59🔗 Adam Please.

46:00🔗 Caller Get some counseling. She's done a lot. She really has told me like.

46:02🔗 Adam Stop defending your mom. She's the one who did a horrible job raising you. You're going to listen to her now?

46:06🔗 Caller No, she did a.

46:07🔗 Adam Oh, she's a witch.

46:08🔗 Caller I could be so much worse. Oh my God.

46:11🔗 Adam Sure. Yeah. Yeah, great. They could have chained you to a radiator and beat you.

46:15🔗 Oh God.

46:16🔗 Adam Other than that, you couldn't have done any worse.

46:18🔗 Drew Go to a program. Maybe Al-Anon start with.

46:21🔗 Adam That's right.

46:22🔗 Drew Something like that, some 12 step program. Get a sponsor, work the steps. You need it, Renee. If you don't want help, then don't listen. That's fine.

46:28🔗 Adam But don't call the shots.

46:29🔗 Drew Don't call. That's right.

46:30🔗 Adam There you go. Listen, all you people that are busy defending your horrible parents, why bother? You do what I do and what Drew does, make your family into monsters. It's much easier. Makes you feel better about yourself. It really does.

46:42🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Because think about- Did you have a good childhood?

46:44🔗 Adam No. No?

46:45🔗 Caller This is hard.

46:48🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What went wrong?

46:51🔗 Drew Can't you tell?

46:52🔗 Adam Look at me.

46:52🔗 What the hell went wrong?

46:55🔗 Drew That's what the parents are asking themselves.

46:56🔗 Adam I know. I know. I know. It's easy to look at me now with the party houses, and literally being a millionaire, and the good looks, and all that. Whatever. I know. It's so easy now. But no, my parents were horrible parents. Mom, I'm so mad at you.

47:13🔗 Caller I'm so mad at you, mom.

47:15🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I love the sound effects.

47:18🔗 Adam What's going on?

47:19🔗 Drew That was you.

47:19🔗 Adam I know.

47:20🔗 What was I thinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

47:22🔗 Adam Mommy.

47:24🔗 Drew Look at that. Look at all those references to mom.

47:28🔗 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake, we've been doing the show for five years, you jackass. I just got done whacking off to my mom.

47:35🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

47:36🔗 Adam How dare you humiliate me.

47:38🔗 Drew Let's take a break. I need to get out of here.

47:39🔗 Adam In front of Gena Lee Nolin.

47:40🔗 Drew I need to get out of this room for a little while.

47:41🔗 Adam All right, I do too. You got gas?

47:44🔗 Drew It's getting.

47:44🔗 Adam You got to pee?

47:45🔗 Drew You got to pee.

47:45🔗 Adam Here's the deal. Gena Lee Nolin is going to hang with us for one more break. It'll be a nice short break. I think you'll be on the road in an hour 45 minutes.

47:53🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, I love staying here. You don't have to shoot me away. Come on.

47:56🔗 Adam No, you're staying. I'll tell you what.

47:58🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I wish I could give a little more advice.

48:00🔗 Adam Send your husband ahead and I'll just drop you off.

48:02🔗 Caller And you drop off.

48:04🔗 Adam I'll swing right by. All right. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

48:08🔗 Caller Bye-bye.

48:57🔗 Adam Sheena Lee Nolin is our guest tonight. Dr. Drew's over there. I'm over here. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, everybody. Coming out first week in October. It'll be a syndicated show, so check your local listings. Make sure you don't drive across country and check a listing. Check your local listings. Because sometimes you tell people to check listings and they go a couple states over and crack the newspaper. And then drive on back home. You know that happens sometimes?

49:30🔗 Drew Yeah, so often.

49:32🔗 Adam So check your local listings. And same with movies. If you're going to see a movie, if you're living in, let's say, Idaho, it's important not to drive over the border into like Vancouver or something like that to see the movie. You should actually check your local listings and find Sheena. Queen of the Jungle. Why they will? She will be. She will be swinging by wearing nothing but a shammie and a smile.

49:57🔗 Gena Lee Nolin That's right.

49:58🔗 Adam That's right. Oh, she'll dry your car and you'll wet your sofa. I should I should do the billboard campaign for this.

50:06🔗 Gena Lee Nolin You should.

50:07🔗 Adam Marie. Yeah. You're for. Oh, wait a minute. I want to talk to Marie. This is horrible. That's a horrible call. Where are we, Drew?

50:14🔗 Drew Let's pick what you want.

50:15🔗 Adam Yeah, let's find it. It's too heavy tonight. It's really it's really it's taking all the sex out of the room for Gina. Mike.

50:22🔗 Yeah.

50:22🔗 Adam You're 28.

50:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

50:24🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What's up?

50:25🔗 How's it going, guys?

50:26🔗 Adam Good.

50:26🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

50:28🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What a problem you have tonight, huh?

50:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I got I got a big problem here. My problem is, is my girlfriend, when we first started dating, she like get smacked around, you know, smacked here or there, you know. And now she's getting into where she really wants to get hit. I don't know what to start, you know, really pounding her or what the problem is here, you see.

50:46🔗 Adam I'm about ready for Mike to start playing the spoons.

50:49🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Where are you calling from tonight?

50:52🔗 Caller Southern California.

50:53🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh.

50:54🔗 Adam Holy Christ. We got to move, Drew. Is this what we sound like?

50:57🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Are you comfortable with smacking your girlfriend around?

51:00🔗 Caller Well, I started out to be, you know, just a smack on the butt here and there, you know. But now she wants, she's like turning over and saying, now hit me, you know.

51:05🔗 Drew Where are you from? Where did you grow up?

51:08🔗 Caller Originally?

51:09🔗 Drew Yeah. Now, where did you grow up?

51:12🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Where did you get that accent? Let's cut the crap.

51:14🔗 Caller Yeah, Kentucky.

51:15🔗 Gena Lee Nolin All right.

51:16🔗 Adam There you go. All right. And she means-

51:18🔗 Caller That's not to say I'm not intelligent.

51:20🔗 Adam She means, no. No, it isn't to say it, but it sure as hell implies it.

51:26🔗 Drew It just sounds like it.

51:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:29🔗 Adam Yeah, that's why all people from England sound smart and all people from Kentucky sound stupid. It wouldn't matter. All right. So listen. Now, obviously, she probably had a little abuse growing up.

51:41🔗 Caller She doesn't really ever talk about it.

51:43🔗 Drew Well, that's physical abuse.

51:44🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Maybe it's time to start talking.

51:46🔗 Adam Something's up.

51:46🔗 Drew Physical abuse, what usually causes this. Oh, yeah.

51:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, you could go to therapy, or you could argue with her, or you could talk it out. But here's my take on this. One good sharp hook.

51:59🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

52:01🔗 Adam Just a big left hook.

52:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Are you out of your mind?

52:04🔗 Adam And, Mike, I used to teach boxing, so let me explain what to do. You got to get hip rotation into that. You have to hit her not only with your hand, but with your calf, your thigh, your hip, and your shoulder. Your whole side.

52:16🔗 Drew Don't listen.

52:17🔗 Adam And turn on it.

52:18🔗 Drew But it's while he's having sex. Can you do that?

52:21🔗 Adam Well, you stand her up. Yeah. And so what I'm saying is you pivot. Don't be flat-footed. Don't be down on your heels. You've got to pivot and turn on it. And really hit her once. But here's the thing. She'll never ask for it again. Never. If she thinks that's what's coming, like if you knock a tooth loose or rupture something, she'll never ask for it again. No. I know it sounds out of line, but it's important.

52:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin She needs some counseling. They need some help. They need to discuss this. I don't think smacking her around anymore is going to help.

52:52🔗 Adam No, not around. Just one good one.

52:53🔗 Caller Just one good shot, huh?

52:54🔗 Adam One good one.

52:54🔗 Caller That's what I was planning. A good left uppercut, you see. Yeah.

52:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. That'll rattle her so badly. It really works.

53:01🔗 Caller Okay.

53:02🔗 Adam All right, Mike.

53:02🔗 Caller I appreciate it.

53:03🔗 Drew It really works. That means you've tried it.

53:05🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. But I go to the body because I don't want them all marked up showing up at work the next day. You know what I mean? I need the cops on me. I go to the body. See what I'm saying, Drew?

53:14🔗 Drew And it works.

53:15🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

53:15🔗 Drew This is a great message to be giving out, by the way.

53:17🔗 Adam They never ask to be hit again. Well, think about it. You're doing them a favor, right?

53:21🔗 Drew When they ask you to hit again, that's when they're running and never turning back, either.

53:25🔗 Adam No, I would never do that to a woman. I, I revere women. I'm, I'm actually in love with being in love. Yeah. Yeah.

53:34🔗 Caller Shut your mouth.

53:35🔗 Adam Brett, you're 23.

53:37🔗 Caller Adam, you are the smartest man alive. I don't want you to know that right now. Dr. Drew?

53:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:42🔗 Caller Not so much, but that's okay.

53:43🔗 Adam You're a good guy.

53:47🔗 Caller I just wanted to ask you guys something real quick. Just how do you know when you've been through enough traumatic crap that you probably ought to go talk to somebody? I swear, within, since the beginning of this year, I've been through more just stupid crap that I had nothing to do with it. I mean, my mom got married without telling me. Uh, I found out my best friend was, uh, sticking it to my girlfriend behind my back and she left me for him. Uh, I found out my dad had more children than I even knew about and so I've got all these half brothers and sisters I never even knew about. Uh, my brother got thrown in jail.

54:22🔗 Uh, I mean.

54:23🔗 Adam Alright, that's enough. Yeah. You can go to therapy. Go. I've said it a million times.

54:28🔗 Caller It's not like I'm depressed or something like that.

54:30🔗 Adam Listen, who cares?

54:30🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Well, you have a lot to deal with. I, you know.

54:33🔗 Adam My dad missed a couple of Pop Warner football games in the 70s and I'm still in therapy.

54:38🔗 Caller That's it.

54:39🔗 Adam Go ahead. Couldn't hurt.

54:41🔗 Caller Do you recommend anyone? Because, I mean.

54:43🔗 Adam Yes. What?

54:46🔗 Caller I mean, I don't even know where I would go to.

54:48🔗 Drew Do you have a doctor?

54:50🔗 Caller No, I haven't been in a doctor. I don't know when.

54:53🔗 Adam Do you know anybody? Well, you don't know anybody as a therapist, do you?

54:56🔗 Caller No. I mean, I go to school. There's school counselors there.

55:01🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, you can talk to a school counselor, though. Forget it. And maybe get some recommendations.

55:05🔗 Drew What kind of school do you go to? What school do you go to?

55:07🔗 Adam Junior College.

55:08🔗 Caller I just go to this tiny little, it's actually a four-year college, but it may as well be junior college.

55:11🔗 Adam It's a junior college, you have to repeat, so it's a four-year.

55:15🔗 Drew And they don't have mental health services for the students. Yellow Pages.

55:18🔗 Caller They're lucky they've got classrooms to put us in.

55:20🔗 Adam So I don't know. I mean, where do you find it? It sounds retarded to open the phone book.

55:26🔗 Caller No. It is.

55:27🔗 Caller I just said Yellow Pages.

55:29🔗 Adam Hold on. Hold on a second.

55:30🔗 Drew Why?

55:31🔗 Adam You don't trust a guy who advertises?

55:33🔗 Drew No, it's that people don't know what they're looking for. There's all kinds of therapies out there.

55:38🔗 Gena Lee Nolin But then how would he?

55:39🔗 Adam I know, but...

55:40🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Is there a hotline?

55:41🔗 Drew No, he should start with... If he has medical care... No, if he has medical insurance, he must have a doctor and ask them for a referral.

55:48🔗 Adam All right, but how crucial is it? I've had like four shrinks in my life.

55:54🔗 Caller What did you say about Rolfing?

55:55🔗 Drew I said get up with a Rolfing therapist or something. You know what I mean? There's all kinds of weird stuff out there.

55:59🔗 Adam What goes on with them? Is that that gay thing?

56:01🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No, Rolfing is actually quite nice.

56:05🔗 Adam It is?

56:06🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah.

56:07🔗 Adam What do we do? What is the Rolfing therapy?

56:13🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Rolfing is deep massage. But that's getting up.

56:18🔗 Adam That's nice. With a full release? You guys are sick. Happy reach around? What do you get? Do you tip with that sort of thing? Or is it just 90 bucks an hour?

56:28🔗 Drew You know what Minka did to you?

56:29🔗 Adam Minka?

56:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:30🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Rolfing.

56:31🔗 Adam Which one?

56:32🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Have you read Rolfing?

56:34🔗 Drew No, I've never had it.

56:35🔗 Adam Minka the poet or Minka the number one Asian big boob queen?

56:39🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Oh, my God.

56:41🔗 Drew The way she dug her knee in and then she took both arms and pulled as hard as she could with the knee in place, that's Rolfing.

56:46🔗 Adam Really?

56:47🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Wow.

56:47🔗 Adam Always in the genitalia?

56:49🔗 Gena Lee Nolin No.

56:50🔗 Adam Try to hurt you? Okay. Go find a shrink, sit down and talk. Eva?

56:58🔗 Yeah.

56:59🔗 Adam You're 19?

57:00🔗 Caller Yeah. I was wondering, I have these little dots on my vagina walls and I was wondering if there are genital warts.

57:09🔗 Drew Are you sexually active?

57:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:12🔗 Drew Brown. Do they look like warts?

57:16🔗 Caller I don't know what they look like.

57:17🔗 Drew Warts look like warts. You ever seen a wart?

57:20🔗 Caller Yeah, like little round circles.

57:22🔗 Drew Warts, like on somebody's finger, that kind of thing.

57:24🔗 Adam You got that little girl voice. Always makes us nervous, Eva. Should we be gambling on you?

57:29🔗 Caller No.

57:30🔗 Adam No?

57:31🔗 Drew No. Alcoholic dad?

57:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Sexual abuse?

57:36🔗 Drew No.

57:36🔗 Caller No.

57:37🔗 Drew Alcoholic dad. This is alcohol dad.

57:38🔗 Adam Physical abuse?

57:39🔗 Gena Lee Nolin How do you guys?

57:41🔗 Adam When girls have the little girl voice, always something's up.

57:43🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It means something?

57:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah.

57:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's stuck.

57:45🔗 Caller Developmentally stuck.

57:47🔗 Adam Yeah. That's how I know Marilyn Monroe was a mess. Oh, well. I guess we all know that anyway.

57:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:52🔗 Adam Hey, Eva.

57:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:54🔗 Adam Where's your dad now?

57:55🔗 Caller Sleeping.

57:56🔗 Adam I see. In prison?

57:58🔗 Caller No.

57:58🔗 Drew Here's what you need to do. There are two things you need to do. You need to get a pelvic exam to see what's going on there. Nothing I can say is going to determine exactly what's going on there. You need to get some Al-Anon on your belt.

58:08🔗 Adam Okay.

58:08🔗 Drew Go to Al-Anon. I guarantee you're going to make awful choices until you do that. When you do actually get involved, it's amazing the improvement in the kinds of people that you're going to be attracted to and who actually be attracted to you.

58:19🔗 Adam You're going out with idiot guys now?

58:22🔗 Drew Yes.

58:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:23🔗 Adam Yeah. There you go.

58:24🔗 Caller He's in recovery here or something for a drug.

58:28🔗 Adam Your boyfriend.

58:29🔗 Caller Yeah, my boyfriend.

58:29🔗 Adam Shocking. Shocking. What an incredible revelation.

58:32🔗 Drew That's the pattern. Right.

58:34🔗 Adam There you go. Dad's an abuser, so you hook up with one.

58:38🔗 Drew Alcohol. Great. So go to Al-Anon.

58:39🔗 Adam There you go.

58:40🔗 Drew Get a sponsor. Work the steps, all right?

58:42🔗 Caller All right.

58:43🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, go to a doctor.

58:45🔗 Drew Yeah, get the pelvic exam.

58:46🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yes.

58:46🔗 Adam All right.

58:47🔗 Caller Thanks a lot.

58:47🔗 Adam All right. No, these dads, I swear they should be killed.

58:51🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It's unbelievable how you guys read these people though.

58:54🔗 Adam Listen. Five years. I'm glad you're impressed by it, but I'll tell you, it's no different than me and a mechanic going for a test drive or listening to a car. A mechanic just put his head under the hood and he can hear valves knock and he knows what is the transmission or the clutch or the timing chain or the lifters or whatever the hell is going on in there. It's no different. And how does he know? He's listened to a thousand engines and they all just start making, they make a very distinctive sound.

59:24🔗 Caller On my vagina walls.

59:25🔗 Adam That's right. They pronounce vagina, vagina.

59:28🔗 Drew Vagina.

59:29🔗 Adam That's what we look for on this show. Vagina walls. Sean.

59:33🔗 Caller Hi, Dr. Drew.

59:34🔗 Drew Sean.

59:35🔗 Caller Adam.

59:35🔗 Adam Hey, Sean.

59:36🔗 Caller Hey, Dave. How you guys doing?

59:37🔗 Adam Good.

59:38🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Hi, Sean.

59:38🔗 Adam Say hi to Gena Lee Nolin.

59:40🔗 Caller Hey, Gena. How you doing?

59:41🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I'm excellent. Thanks.

59:42🔗 Caller Good. Good to hear. Dr. Drew, for the past three, four years, I've had some low, very, very low sexual desire with just women in general. I've been dating my girlfriend for about two years now.

59:55🔗 Drew You're gay.

59:56🔗 Adam Oh, Drew, please. Let him finish. Let him finish.

59:59🔗 Caller I don't think that's the case, but no, I just, I actually, I've been dating my girlfriend for two years. Gorgeous blonde girl, beautiful girl, but just maybe once a month is satisfactory for me, which is kind of strange.

1:00:16🔗 Drew And what were you like before two years ago?

1:00:19🔗 Caller Two years ago, well, I was going for about four years. I was kind of going through depression.

1:00:23🔗 Drew Yeah. Are you on meds now?

1:00:24🔗 Caller What's that?

1:00:25🔗 Drew Are you on medicines now?

1:00:26🔗 Caller Just about, for about two months now, I started taking Remeron. First he put me on Wellbutrin, which didn't do crap for me.

1:00:34🔗 Drew Well, Remeron, Wellbutrin and Serizone will not suppress your sex drive. They may in fact increase it.

1:00:41🔗 Caller That's what my therapist didn't warn me about.

1:00:42🔗 Drew It may in fact increase it. It should increase it if this is part of your depression syndrome. But the other thing concerns is that, though, did you have a medical evaluation to make sure that your depression wasn't being induced or least exacerbated by some sort of medical problem?

1:00:55🔗 Caller I've actually just went through that phase of going to the doctor off and on, just getting blood tests and everything. There was nothing medically wrong with me.

1:01:03🔗 Adam What medical problem? You're talking about like Epstein-Barr or something like that?

1:01:07🔗 Drew No, more like thyroid or something.

1:01:09🔗 Adam Hey, Sean, shut up. You're getting me depressed now. What were you saying, Drew? Thyroid, guys.

1:01:14🔗 Drew So it's probably something related to the mental condition.

1:01:16🔗 Adam What about, you've been with this girl for a couple of years?

1:01:19🔗 Caller A couple of years, actually two years. Tomorrow morning, we're going to New Orleans, so it's been a long weekend ahead of me.

1:01:25🔗 Adam You better put out, buddy.

1:01:26🔗 Caller You better put out, exactly.

1:01:27🔗 Adam You know what I like about guys, though? You can bite your lip and go forward, right?

1:01:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:32🔗 Adam You can put out.

1:01:33🔗 Caller It kind of, it hurt for a while, because I have the crooked problem.

1:01:39🔗 Drew Maybe that's the whole issue.

1:01:41🔗 Adam You have Peyronies?

1:01:42🔗 Caller Peyronies, yeah.

1:01:43🔗 Drew Take your vitamin E. Take 800 units of vitamin E a day.

1:01:45🔗 Adam Penis got a hook in it.

1:01:47🔗 Caller Got a hook in it, you're right. And it does hurt on occasion. I can just bite my lip and go for it, just kind of go full bore. But you know, this is a desire. I actually have a girl at my school, at my college right now, who's attracted to me. And she's initiated a sexual content and she wants to go out in my car.

1:02:09🔗 Adam But she has a bent vagina. So you guys are looking at that.

1:02:12🔗 Drew You had a girlfriend.

1:02:13🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a girlfriend, but she wants to go out. I just actually met with her tonight.

1:02:17🔗 Caller I said, how'd that go?

1:02:19🔗 Caller She wanted to go out and, you know, go in the car and get it on. But I just have no desire. I even know my girlfriend. I said, I just have no desire.

1:02:27🔗 Adam I had to give Gina that speech 10 minutes ago.

1:02:30🔗 Caller And I don't want to go to this Top Gun or any of this crap out there. I have to take some drug to make sure I'm stiff all the time and walk with a third leg. So, you know, I just.

1:02:40🔗 Drew He's got some stuff going on with this guy.

1:02:42🔗 Adam Oh, he's got a ramp. He's got a ramp going. Guys like Sean drive me nuts. I can't hang out with these guys. They got that ramp going.

1:02:51🔗 Gena Lee Nolin First of all, I don't get the bent the the the.

1:02:56🔗 Drew I please explain if you can get scarring for various reasons. They get some like a plaque that scars on one side and pulls it over to that side.

1:03:06🔗 Gena Lee Nolin So it's got a hook on a hook penis.

1:03:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:10🔗 Gena Lee Nolin So is that to have anything to do with this?

1:03:12🔗 Drew Well, it makes it. They can make the rectal function not right and they can make it hurt. So that's part of his deal.

1:03:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin OK.

1:03:18🔗 Drew He's depressed. He's got some interpersonal dynamic issues. He's a therapist.

1:03:23🔗 Adam But meanwhile, he's going to New Orleans with his girlfriend of two years. He's got some other chick who's hot for him. I think he's just telling us about that to sort of compensate to explain that he's still a desirable male even if he doesn't have the desire to be with women. But listen, hey, Sean? Yeah. All right, relax over there. Drop the rap a little. And again, I know it's become a theme of the night. And it seems way too easy. And we just keep going back to it. But you got some things you need to talk about with your psychologist or psychiatrist and your girlfriend. I think you need to evaluate your relationship with your girlfriend.

1:03:58🔗 Caller Yeah, that's what the therapist keeps on telling me. You know, I love the girl. I want to stay with her as long as I possibly can.

1:04:04🔗 Drew Oh, please.

1:04:04🔗 Adam Yeah, but wait a minute. Don't do her any favors if you're not that into her.

1:04:08🔗 Caller Well, you know, this trip was paid for by her. So, you know, I kind of appreciate that.

1:04:13🔗 Adam Yeah, Sean, you got to drop your rap. You got this rap thing going.

1:04:18🔗 Caller Well, even if I'm not a bad guy thing, I am desired by other women. Obviously, I'm a good looking guy. That's what we're talking about.

1:04:25🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yeah, boy, you read that.

1:04:26🔗 Adam I'm not going to toot my own horn, but no, you're not. All right. Listen, just keep talking. Listen, here's the only time a rap ever pays off is when you get a radio show like this. Other than that, it's just you guys just blowing gas. And it's why I hate guys like this because it's why women don't like guys.

1:04:44🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

1:04:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Ugh, there's nothing like a cocky guy.

1:04:48🔗 Adam Yuck. Yeah, unless you can back it up.

1:04:50🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yuck.

1:04:52🔗 Adam Yeah, that's a turn off. Yeah.

1:04:55🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It is.

1:04:56🔗 Adam Yeah. But there's something.

1:04:57🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Just a classical.

1:04:59🔗 Adam What about a guy who's really confident and loud about it, like me?

1:05:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Yes, and funny.

1:05:04🔗 Adam No, you listen to me.

1:05:06🔗 Caller That's a turn on, right?

1:05:07🔗 Gena Lee Nolin And smart.

1:05:08🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:05:09🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Smart.

1:05:09🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:05:12🔗 Caller Whatever.

1:05:12🔗 Gena Lee Nolin That's it.

1:05:13🔗 Caller That's right.

1:05:15🔗 Adam Trevor?

1:05:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:16🔗 Adam What's up? You're 20. Yeah.

1:05:19🔗 Caller Yeah, no, the problem is there's this girl that I've been with, I was with a girl who was clinically depressed before this, and she didn't even do this, but I'm with this girl now, and she likes to fool around like, you know, I mean, really is into it, but when she orgasms, she cries. Can she think? Like, not like cries out her orgasm, but orgasms and then bursts into tears and has to sit there for like 20 minutes.

1:05:45🔗 Drew Can she tell you why?

1:05:46🔗 Caller No, she doesn't even know, she just says that she really doesn't like orgasms. Oh my gosh.

1:05:54🔗 Adam Let me write that down. Well, I think we have the answer to our question. She's fundamentally against orgasms?

1:06:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:01🔗 Drew It's an ideological thing.

1:06:02🔗 Adam I understand.

1:06:03🔗 Caller No, no, no, she's not. It's not an ideological thing.

1:06:06🔗 Adam She may come from a long line of orgasm haters.

1:06:09🔗 Caller I couldn't tell you. It's just-

1:06:10🔗 Adam Possibly me. I remember my grandmother, my mother's side hated orgasms. It was always a topic of debate in the Carolla family.

1:06:17🔗 Drew She certainly seems to take them away from you as best she can.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Yeah, she does her best to try to knock them out of me.

1:06:22🔗 Caller She doesn't hate them. She really wants them and likes them.

1:06:25🔗 Adam Well, sure.

1:06:26🔗 Caller She wants everything else about it.

1:06:27🔗 Adam Sure. Stockholm syndrome, we call that.

1:06:29🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What is she crying about?

1:06:32🔗 Caller I don't know. She just says that all of a sudden, the orgasm triggers something that just makes her unbelievably depressed, just amazingly sad.

1:06:40🔗 Adam And this is before?

1:06:41🔗 Caller Like her cat died.

1:06:43🔗 Adam This is before your orgasm?

1:06:45🔗 Caller No, no, no.

1:06:45🔗 This is usually after the fact.

1:06:47🔗 Drew Did she ever do much of a wayway?

1:06:49🔗 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you do oral sex on her? Is that what this is?

1:06:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:53🔗 Oh, yeah.

1:06:54🔗 Adam OK, buddy.

1:06:54🔗 Caller Just relax.

1:06:55🔗 Adam Just bring it up.

1:06:56🔗 Drew Was she ever involved with the drugs?

1:06:59🔗 Caller No.

1:06:59🔗 Drew You sure? No opiates in her?

1:07:00🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:07:01🔗 Adam Oh, hold on.

1:07:01🔗 Caller She doesn't drink or smoke or nothing.

1:07:03🔗 Adam Doesn't this sound like, I mean, doesn't this mean something weird happened usually? What do you think, Trevor?

1:07:11🔗 Caller I don't think she was ever, I mean, like I know everybody in her family, and I don't think any of them ever did anything.

1:07:18🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Something emotional.

1:07:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:07:19🔗 Caller I mean, her father has been gone for a long time. Her father's a captain, and he's out all the time. But he never, you know, none of them were alcoholics, and none of them, you know.

1:07:30🔗 Adam All right. But here's the important thing is you have your orgasm first, right? Yeah. And then you go down on her and she has an orgasm.

1:07:37🔗 Caller I go down on her before that.

1:07:39🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. There's no doubt you're a master with the tongue. Okay. I would never imply for a second that you weren't spending a considerable amount of time in a woman's crotch. I'm just trying to, you understand, I'm asking the questions here. I'm just trying to get a sort of chronology here.

1:07:53🔗 Caller Okay.

1:07:54🔗 Adam No doubt, you're the trim-eating king.

1:07:58🔗 Caller Well, okay. Okay.

1:08:00🔗 Adam Okay. Now, I'm sending a tiara out to you that will state that fact, so all the world can see.

1:08:06🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:08:06🔗 Adam Now, you go down to her, but you give her the orgasm when you're going down on her. That's right, at the end of the lovemaking act. Does she ever have an orgasm through intercourse?

1:08:17🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:08:17🔗 Adam Does she cry at that point too?

1:08:19🔗 Caller Yeah, she'll cry then.

1:08:22🔗 Adam Yeah, and that's tough because you haven't had your orgasm then, right?

1:08:25🔗 Caller No, I've usually had it.

1:08:26🔗 Drew It's surprising she won't stop, you know, stop the whole thing.

1:08:31🔗 Adam She keeps going?

1:08:32🔗 Caller Yeah, I just keep going and she keeps going and-

1:08:34🔗 Adam She just cries right through it?

1:08:35🔗 Gena Lee Nolin She's just crying.

1:08:36🔗 Caller No, and then she starts crying, and then she has her orgasm and then she cries. And I get off her and I just kind of sit there and comfort her while she is just terribly depressed.

1:08:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Do you ask her what the matter is?

1:08:47🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. No, and I mean, we've talked about it, and she doesn't really know. She just says that there's something about the losing control during the orgasm.

1:09:01🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Losing control.

1:09:02🔗 Adam That could mean two things. Could mean someone held her down and took away her control when she was five, or could just mean she's one of these people that just is emotional and has difficulty with it.

1:09:14🔗 Drew Vulnerability is scary.

1:09:15🔗 Adam Yeah. Thumbs up. I got a little different thing. When I orgasm the Virgin Mary that is up on my mantle.

1:09:23🔗 Drew She cries.

1:09:24🔗 Adam She cries. Yeah. Yeah. And a whole bunch of Mexicans staked out in the house in a candle trying to get a look at it.

1:09:29🔗 Drew This is when you're by yourself.

1:09:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's when I orgasm. What do you mean?

1:09:34🔗 Drew That's what I mean.

1:09:35🔗 Adam What are you talking about? Like one of my buddies is over? What are you talking about, Drew? Come on, man. Don't fag off. Jesus Christ. You're in front of Gina? Of course I'm by myself. How dare you? How dare you imply that there's someone in there with me?

1:09:47🔗 Drew I just met somebody running the VCR for you.

1:09:50🔗 Adam No, no, no. No, I got a remote for you.

1:09:52🔗 Gena Lee Nolin This is at his party house.

1:09:53🔗 Drew Or running the porn out of the bunker for you.

1:09:55🔗 Adam That's right. Do not humiliate me in front of my precious Gina. All right. That's it for Gina.

1:10:02🔗 Gena Lee Nolin It is?

1:10:03🔗 Adam Well, you got to get up at 530.

1:10:05🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Okay.

1:10:05🔗 Adam Well, I got to get up at 532. I could drop you off, swing right by the house.

1:10:09🔗 Gena Lee Nolin KTLA, first thing in the morning.

1:10:11🔗 Adam It's only 11 miles out of my way.

1:10:13🔗 Caller Go right by there.

1:10:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:16🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Hey, I have had a great time with you guys. Yes. We'll come back. This is the first time I've been on the show and it's wonderful. I feel like I'm part of the gang here.

1:10:26🔗 Adam Well, you can come back anytime you like.

1:10:29🔗 Gena Lee Nolin I will do that.

1:10:30🔗 Adam Starting. Well, I'm not going to be here tomorrow night. I'll be on the air tomorrow night. I'll just be broadcasting out of New York. We'll do it Sunday night. All right. Shira, Lord of the Jungle, Queen of the Jungle. What? All right. I got all screwed up because I used to call it Shira when I was a kid.

1:10:45🔗 Gena Lee Nolin That's what it is.

1:10:47🔗 Adam It's not Sheena. She's an idiot.

1:10:49🔗 Gena Lee Nolin What was it? Shiba?

1:10:50🔗 Caller It's Sheena.

1:10:52🔗 Adam Sheba.

1:10:52🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Was it Sheepa?

1:10:53🔗 Adam No, I think.

1:10:53🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Sheera.

1:10:54🔗 Adam Sheera.

1:10:55🔗 Caller Sheera. Sheera.

1:10:57🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Not Sheena. Whatever. That's why I thought for sure I had never.

1:11:01🔗 Adam All right. Oh, you heard of that one? You don't want to pipe up?

1:11:04🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Sheera.

1:11:05🔗 Adam All right. That's not what it is. This is Sheena, right? Yes, that's right.

1:11:10🔗 Drew Sheena is the queen of the jungle. Sheena can morph into any animal.

1:11:12🔗 Adam Yeah, but I thought Sheera could too.

1:11:14🔗 Drew The White Leopard.

1:11:15🔗 Adam I see. I see. So it's dramatically different.

1:11:18🔗 Drew Huge.

1:11:18🔗 Adam Totally different concept. You're right. How dare you. Okay. Saturdays. First week in October. Look for it. It's syndicated. So check your local listings. Gena Lee Nolin. Thank you very much for coming in. Hey, you guys.

1:11:30🔗 Gena Lee Nolin Thanks for having me. It's great.

1:11:31🔗 Adam Come back anytime and we'll be back after this.

1:11:36🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:12:12🔗 Adam What are you saying, Drew?

1:12:13🔗 Caller What is the interest in them?

1:12:14🔗 Adam I don't know.

1:12:15🔗 Caller It's into the art.

1:12:16🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:12:17🔗 Adam No. Oh, shut up.

1:12:18🔗 Drew You're deluding yourself.

1:12:19🔗 Adam All right. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew over there. The phone number is... Forget it. Gena's out of my life. She left.

1:12:30🔗 Drew With her husband.

1:12:32🔗 Adam Whoever. You know.

1:12:34🔗 Drew And her child.

1:12:35🔗 Adam What is a husband? Somebody got a piece of jewelry and a piece of paper with a stamp on it? What's that mean?

1:12:40🔗 Drew And a three year old.

1:12:41🔗 Adam And a three year old with a little stamp and a piece of paper in his ass? That doesn't mean anything to me. She was so nice, wasn't she?

1:12:47🔗 Drew Yeah, she was very nice.

1:12:48🔗 Adam Yeah, she had a very good disposition. No reason why good looking people shouldn't be nice.

1:12:53🔗 Caller You know what I mean? Why not?

1:12:56🔗 Adam I don't know why they're not usually, but that Gena was nice. It didn't seem that crazy either.

1:13:00🔗 Drew What's that Midwest? People in the Midwest are so nice. Think about it.

1:13:05🔗 Adam Minnesota, oh yeah.

1:13:08🔗 Drew In Southern California, we're used to saying.

1:13:10🔗 Adam She's going to be wearing that shami. You guys got to watch that Sheena Lord of the Jungle. Someone's got to find that cartoon, that Saturday morning cartoon for me. Sheera, Sheera Queen of the Jungle or Lord of the Jungle? Huh? What about He-Man? Spin-off on He-Man, from He-Man? No, this was around 10 years before He-Man, or five years before He-Man. This came before He-Man, Anderson. I know Anderson told me during the break he used to whack off to He-Man.

1:13:41🔗 Drew What's that?

1:13:42🔗 Adam I don't know. You don't know what He-Man is?

1:13:43🔗 Caller No.

1:13:43🔗 Adam Oh, true. Oh, screw it. What was it? He-Man was like gay porn for kids. It was like this really tan, buff guy with a blonde pageboy haircut who used to run around in studded leather and beat up space villains like Skeletor.

1:14:01🔗 Drew It wasn't a cartoon.

1:14:03🔗 Adam No, it was a cartoon. Yeah, very big cartoon. Very big. And you know what I liked about it? I think we've kind of dropped this. But there was a whole series that went on in the mid-70s and early 80s of this sort of barbarian in outer space kind of thing. Sort of guys who fought with a slingshot but traveled in the spacecraft. Do you know what I'm talking about?

1:14:27🔗 Drew Yeah, kind of. The Fantastic Four was kind of that way. These guys, they would turn into fire, too.

1:14:32🔗 Adam They looked like Roman gladiators, but they were doing it in an outer space type environment. And I thought to myself, hold on. How's it here? Let me tell you something about technology. You invent the spaceship, you invent the gun. You don't invent the spaceship and fight with a slingshot.

1:14:49🔗 Drew Right.

1:14:49🔗 Adam It didn't make sense to me.

1:14:50🔗 Drew And not have clothes.

1:14:51🔗 Adam And walk around with your nuts hanging out of your shorts. Yeah, it was the technology. It goes hand in hand. Well, just look at us now.

1:15:00🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying?

1:15:01🔗 Adam All right.

1:15:03🔗 Caller Well, these are wonderful stories.

1:15:05🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Huelhauser, everybody. You got to check this cat out. This is Stevie. Do you have any more? Do you have some more Huelhauser? I'm trying to tell Drew who Huelhauser is. He's been on television out here in the Southland for at least 20 years. Wow. And this guy goes on... It's like the most boring field trip you've ever been on in your life.

1:15:28🔗 Drew Wow.

1:15:29🔗 Adam He takes you places you never want to go, never wanted to go, and never want to go again.

1:15:34🔗 Drew And I just missed it.

1:15:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, you didn't miss anything.

1:15:36🔗 Drew That's probably why this didn't even stop the clicker.

1:15:39🔗 Adam He does this thing, it's called like a pining for, digging for California gold or something. And he just basically goes to, it goes to tortilla factories, it goes to baklava factories, he goes to people's backyards who have persimmon trees and talks about persimmons for 45 minutes. And you saw him, he's absolutely dumbfounded and amazed at everything.

1:16:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:02🔗 Adam So-

1:16:03🔗 Drew The floor, the floor, it's amazing.

1:16:05🔗 Adam The floor. And you stand on this floor? Yeah, we do, Huell.

1:16:11🔗 Drew We danced on it.

1:16:12🔗 Adam Are we standing on it now? That's what's holding us up, Huell.

1:16:16🔗 Caller Can we hear the real thing?

1:16:17🔗 Adam Yeah, give us some of that.

1:16:19🔗 Caller You and your brother would run up and down the stairs. Now, was that allowed?

1:16:23🔗 Caller Well, they were up partying.

1:16:24🔗 Drew We were playing on the stairs.

1:16:26🔗 Caller These would be great stairs for children to run up and down.

1:16:29🔗 Caller They were a blast.

1:16:30🔗 Adam Yeah, so you actually ran up and down? You got your, as kids, you ran up the stairs? You got any more of him? You got some, I swear. Has he visited a food? Do you have him visiting a food factory? You got it.

1:16:44🔗 Caller These are the original light fixtures on the side because they're beautiful.

1:16:47🔗 Caller And they were up on the stage too. They're gone now.

1:16:50🔗 Caller But now would the meetings be conducted from up on the stage itself?

1:16:54🔗 Caller That's the actual podium there.

1:16:58🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:17:00🔗 Drew Anderson's losing it. I've never seen him laugh so hard in my entire life.

1:17:02🔗 Adam When you used the pencil, did you write with the part with the lead in it or the rubber part at the end? No? Yo, we used the part with the lead in it that made the mark.

1:17:13🔗 Caller The Grand Ballroom and it is grand.

1:17:22🔗 Adam This is where our money is going, by the way. This is public television. I'll tell you, I got to tape Huell. When Huell, you think he's at his, you think he's good when he's talking about stairs, ballrooms, and stages. This is nothing. This is architecture.

1:17:37🔗 Drew Tortilla.

1:17:38🔗 Adam Food. He's got to hit a tortilla factory. You have not lived till Huell has hit Alvarez Street and really dissected the manufacturing process involved with piñatas. Or baklava. That was a good one too. The baklava. But I mean, he has a tortilla factory. That, I gotta bring that in there.

1:17:57🔗 Drew That's his wheelhouse.

1:17:58🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:17:59🔗 Caller Huell, can I just say something? That organ is actually the second largest, oldest organ in the entire country. Really?

1:18:07🔗 Adam Fascinating.

1:18:08🔗 Drew Really?

1:18:10🔗 Adam Matt? Oh, Matt's been on hold for 109 minutes and 33 seconds.

1:18:18🔗 Drew Listen to him.

1:18:25🔗 Adam Listen to them what? Boring. He's not doing anything. I think Huell put him over the edge. You know, forget about that white noise. You just get a tape of Huell asking questions.

1:18:41🔗 Caller So this has been sitting here since 1925.

1:18:44🔗 Caller That's right. And it has had many of the famous organ players record on this right here.

1:18:52🔗 Caller Really?

1:18:53🔗 Caller Really?

1:18:54🔗 Adam That's right. And you've been here since 1722, haven't you, old timer? That's right. Huell, he never, he is always amazed.

1:19:04🔗 Drew By everything.

1:19:04🔗 Adam Everything.

1:19:06🔗 Drew So you say the sun came up this morning?

1:19:08🔗 Adam The sun came up, Huell. In the sky? Yes, it did. And here's where the tortillas come out of the conveyor belt. That's right, Huell. So they go in as little balls of crushed corn and they come out as tortillas on this end. That's right, Huell. And how do you ship them? In a truck. In a truck? That's right, Huell. We put them in the back of a truck. Off a loading dock? Sure enough, Huell. A flatbed truck or a panel truck? We use both, Huell. Oh, both! And you say the tortillas go in this end of the... Yes, they do, Huell. And they come out that... That's right. And then what? They go in a truck. In a truck! And how long have you been here, Huell? Seven billion years. Seven billion years. So your grandfather owned this? Yes, he did, Huell. How did they used to make them? Seven billion years? No different, Huell. And one in this end came out and they used a truck. A truck! Yeah, every place has been there for a billion years and he's amazed.

1:20:21🔗 Caller Just one more.

1:20:22🔗 Adam One more.

1:20:23🔗 Caller One more. We're going into the Lodge Room itself. Into the inner, inner, inner sanctum. Oh, boy. Now, this is wonderful.

1:20:37🔗 Adam Oh, man. He is excellent. But I'm telling you, he has not hit his stride until he's gotten around food.

1:20:49🔗 Drew We'll get some food.

1:20:49🔗 Adam And not complete food, food parts.

1:20:52🔗 Drew Food manufacturing.

1:20:53🔗 Adam Yeah, the manufacturing, not the whole taco, just the tortilla part of it. Or like I said, I think baklava is one of his better food items, too. It goes to like a taffy factory once in a while. It's great. Evan?

1:21:08🔗 Yes.

1:21:09🔗 Adam You're 23.

1:21:10🔗 Caller Right.

1:21:10🔗 Adam What's up?

1:21:12🔗 Caller No, I had a question about how that morning after pill works.

1:21:15🔗 Drew What do you mean how it works? Well, when to take it.

1:21:20🔗 Caller As far as like how much time you have?

1:21:22🔗 Drew 72 hours.

1:21:23🔗 Caller What's that?

1:21:24🔗 Drew 72 hours, but it's best if you get it within 24.

1:21:27🔗 Caller Okay.

1:21:29🔗 Adam What happened?

1:21:30🔗 Caller Well, I had sex yesterday and I didn't use a condom and I'm just kind of nervous about it.

1:21:39🔗 Drew Get the morning after pill. She's going to get pregnant.

1:21:42🔗 Caller So you have 72 hours.

1:21:43🔗 Drew 72 hours. It suppresses ovulation. It doesn't cause an abortion.

1:21:47🔗 Caller Right.

1:21:48🔗 Drew It just prevents. Now, your sperm is sitting in her now waiting for an egg to be released. That's how this works.

1:21:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:53🔗 Drew And if that egg gets released, you got a pregnancy.

1:21:56🔗 Caller Right.

1:21:56🔗 Drew If you get the pill taken before the egg is released, it won't be released and that'll be that. But if it-

1:22:02🔗 Caller Where do you get the pill from?

1:22:03🔗 Drew Any doctor.

1:22:05🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:05🔗 Drew There's a number you can call. It's 1-888-NOT-TOO-LATE. Not number 2, late.

1:22:12🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:13🔗 Drew N-O-T-Number 2, L-A-T-E. All right. All right.

1:22:16🔗 Caller Cool.

1:22:17🔗 Drew Good luck.

1:22:17🔗 Adam All right. Good luck to you there. Marie?

1:22:21🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:22:22🔗 Adam You're 14? What's up?

1:22:25🔗 Caller Well, I was wondering, I've been pregnant like a couple of times. And I have repeatedly taken pregnancy tests, and they've came out positive. But then I have really nice friends. They, like, kind of, I guess you'd say, beat the crap out of me, like, and I ask them to. And then, like, in a couple of hours, I just go in the bathroom, I start bleeding. And after that, I have normal ovulation.

1:22:54🔗 Adam OK. So what's the problem?

1:22:56🔗 Caller So I was just wondering, this, is it going to affect, like, my fertility when I'm older or?

1:23:05🔗 Adam Should be fine. All right.

1:23:07🔗 Caller OK.

1:23:08🔗 Adam We'll talk to you soon.

1:23:09🔗 Caller OK.

1:23:10🔗 Adam All right. Well, what do you want me to say? Hey, listen, Marie.

1:23:14🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:23:15🔗 Adam You're obviously trying to get a little rise out of us here. I mean, you want some attention, right?

1:23:22🔗 Caller No.

1:23:22🔗 Adam No, you don't. You just, you just genuinely concerned about your fertility.

1:23:28🔗 Drew Your well-being.

1:23:29🔗 Adam Being beaten in the stomach. Hey, tune in this week to California Gold. The Huelhauser visits an abortion clinic.

1:23:36🔗 Drew They use a vacuum?

1:23:38🔗 Adam A vacuum? And where do they carry the medical waste away? Away with? A truck, Huel. A truck? How long have you been performing these abortions? Seven zillion years, Huel. The earth was still molten. All right, hey, listen, baby, what's up with you? What happened to you? Where's your dad?

1:24:00🔗 Caller In his room sleeping.

1:24:01🔗 Adam Really?

1:24:02🔗 Caller Yeah, he's not, he's not abusive or...

1:24:04🔗 Adam No.

1:24:05🔗 Caller .addict or alcoholic or...

1:24:06🔗 Adam Really?

1:24:06🔗 Drew What is he?

1:24:07🔗 Adam What do you, do you have a brain tumor?

1:24:08🔗 Drew Is he just checked out totally?

1:24:11🔗 Caller Well, kind of, but kind of not. He's like, I hardly see him.

1:24:17🔗 Drew Why?

1:24:18🔗 Caller Because by the time he comes home from work, he just like goes in his room and then sleeps. And I like never see him.

1:24:27🔗 Adam And your friend, so how many times you've been pregnant?

1:24:31🔗 Caller About three times.

1:24:33🔗 Caller Wow.

1:24:35🔗 Adam Is it three? You don't have to think about it, right? Three times. Different guys?

1:24:41🔗 Caller Two different guys, yeah.

1:24:43🔗 Adam I see. And then you get pregnant, then they punch you in the stomach and you miscarry.

1:24:50🔗 Caller The first two times, it was like early, early, and I did it, and then it worked. But this last time, which was a couple weeks ago, like two or three weeks ago, I was like too far along. I couldn't do it, so I had some of my friends do it and it worked.

1:25:07🔗 Drew I don't think this is why she's having miscarriage.

1:25:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, how does that work? I mean, I'm just thinking about that.

1:25:14🔗 Drew It's a couple of cells deeply implanted in tissue.

1:25:17🔗 Adam Yeah. What are you going to do?

1:25:18🔗 Drew Yeah. You're going to dislodge that. It's like dislodging your eyeball.

1:25:22🔗 Adam Well, it'd be like I whack you in the stomach and you crap your liver.

1:25:25🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:25:26🔗 Adam Could that happen? Imagine what a devastating body puncher I'd be considered. He actually moved his own liver. He found his liver in the toilet. Thank God he kept it wrapped in a wet towel until they reattached it. Yeah. Is this a wives' tale?

1:25:44🔗 Drew I would think so.

1:25:45🔗 Adam The punching, the trauma to the stomach? Well, yeah, at that age, at that stage. In the third trimester or something, maybe. There's a being to damage. But when you're talking about a little ball of mucus, what are you going to do? It's like beating up a loogie.

1:25:59🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:26:01🔗 Adam Write that down.

1:26:02🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:26:02🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second. How long after you were pregnant did you start the bodywork?

1:26:09🔗 Caller About a month and a half.

1:26:12🔗 Drew No way.

1:26:13🔗 Adam No. That didn't cause the abortion or the miscarriage. But you may have a problem.

1:26:20🔗 Drew Yeah, you might be having difficulty holding a pregnancy due to whatever the hell is you're doing.

1:26:25🔗 Adam You understand?

1:26:27🔗 Caller I guess.

1:26:28🔗 Drew But the first trimester is usually genetic type stuff.

1:26:30🔗 Adam Well, how bad do you want to be a mom anyway?

1:26:32🔗 Caller Oh, God, not at all.

1:26:34🔗 Adam Oh, there you go. Okay, so listen, could you stop getting pregnant, please?

1:26:38🔗 Caller Definitely, yeah.

1:26:40🔗 Adam You've learned your lesson?

1:26:41🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:26:42🔗 Drew Are you on the pill?

1:26:43🔗 Caller No.

1:26:43🔗 Drew Oh, gee, she's learned her lesson.

1:26:45🔗 Caller I don't even touch guys anymore.

1:26:46🔗 Adam Good. What are you into? Just drugs and chicks?

1:26:49🔗 Caller Yes, actually.

1:26:50🔗 Adam Yeah. All right, baby. I knew there was something filling that in. Yeah, what drugs are you into?

1:26:56🔗 Caller Just mostly weed.

1:26:58🔗 Adam Hey, hey, Marie. I know people didn't make you feel too good about yourself growing up at your house and everything, but you don't have to keep going with that trend, you know? You can take care of yourself. You're going to have a good life. You can do what you want.

1:27:11🔗 Caller Okay.

1:27:12🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:27:13🔗 Drew Well, if you don't turn it around soon, you won't be able to make those kinds of choices. It'll be very difficult.

1:27:18🔗 Adam You know when you turn on the TV and you see people that are allegedly having fun and doing what they want to do?

1:27:22🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:27:23🔗 Adam You could do that too. And then realize you're not having that much fun. But you could still do it. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:27:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Do that. You see those douche commercials? And all those feminine commercials where good-looking chicks, one from every ethnicity, is sitting around talking? Yeah. You could be one of those chicks. Stop getting pregnant. Stop punching yourself in the belly. Start taking care of yourself. Your parents aren't going to do it. I'm sorry. You were born into that. But you got to take care of yourself now, right?

1:27:53🔗 Caller Right.

1:27:54🔗 Adam What is it with the friends where there's one of every ethnicity? Everyone close your eyes and tell me the last time you hung out with your black and Chinese friend, just putting back a few cold ones and shooting some pool. Ever happened? Doesn't make you racist. It's just white guys hang out with white guys and black guys hang out with black guys and Chinese guys hang out with Korean guys. But we can't tell. That's the difference.

1:28:15🔗 Drew Nice.

1:28:16🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying? I've investigated. I found out there was Korean.

1:28:19🔗 Drew That's nice.

1:28:19🔗 Adam You don't know that. You just think it's Chinese guys.

1:28:21🔗 Drew Minka told you about that. You think they all look alike.

1:28:25🔗 Adam Minka told me. She's the number one Asian big boob queen. But I always love those commercials. Yeah. They got one everything hanging out. That's nice. I love it when they do that. It's one everything. One of everyone. Especially the Asian guy. Where's the Asian guy and the black dude and the white? I can see the black dude and the white dude. Where's the Asian dude? How does he fit into that? How does that work? Do you know what I'm saying?

1:28:51🔗 Drew I don't know. I don't sit around and think about it.

1:28:52🔗 Adam You don't think about that? Hey, I find it disturbing. I know they do it so they cover their bases and they don't want to raise any suspicions. But to me, it's distracting. I don't like seeing that.

1:29:05🔗 Drew My kids hang around like that.

1:29:06🔗 Adam No, they don't.

1:29:07🔗 Drew Yeah, they do.

1:29:07🔗 Adam Oh, because you go to that little school. You go to that little rainbow school. You're not going to the real world. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this.

1:29:21🔗 Caller Hello, what is this?

1:29:22🔗 Drew This is Loveline.

1:29:23🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

1:29:54🔗 Adam What band is this? What's up? Oh, SR-71. I hung out with Diggie from The Ballstones today. Very lovely guy. Had a very enjoyable day.

1:30:08🔗 Drew That's him.

1:30:09🔗 Adam Sounds like him. He came over and took Cab over to my house, like a gentleman, and went out to lunch.

1:30:16🔗 Drew Little reach round?

1:30:17🔗 Adam Give him a little reach round, happy release. Drove around, gave him a tour of North Hollywood and all the houses I used to live in. Showed him the house of the house where I installed the closet in the wrong house.

1:30:27🔗 Drew Oof.

1:30:28🔗 Adam He enjoyed that. Little scenic tour. Drove him through Wonderland Canyon up there, where all those John Holmes drug murders went down. Gave him a real taste of the flavor of Southern California.

1:30:41🔗 Drew From a guy who lived his whole life in sort of the cultural center of Boston, it's got to be really weird. Yeah, it's got to be very weird. It's Twilight Zone from the drive around North Hollywood.

1:30:53🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. He's a great guy. John?

1:30:57🔗 Drew Yeah?

1:30:57🔗 Adam You're 22.

1:30:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:58🔗 Adam And what's up?

1:31:00🔗 Caller Well, let's see. I met my, who's my fiance now, about a year ago, actually, a year ago. And this relationship evolved quickly. We became engaged maybe eight months later.

1:31:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:20🔗 Caller One month after the engagement, we announced, we announced it to our friends and family.

1:31:26🔗 Drew Why'd you wait a month?

1:31:27🔗 Caller Just, actually, you know, the people who knew right away were our immediate families.

1:31:32🔗 Adam Well, anyway. Yeah. You're not into it anymore?

1:31:35🔗 Caller To get something together with our friends.

1:31:38🔗 Adam How old is she?

1:31:39🔗 Caller How old is she? She's 23.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Yeah. She's a year older.

1:31:43🔗 Drew What's the problem?

1:31:43🔗 Adam You having second thoughts about the marriage?

1:31:45🔗 Caller What's giving me second thoughts is the day after we announced our engagement to our friends, she let it be known to me that she had intercourse with her ex-boyfriend.

1:31:59🔗 Drew Like the day before?

1:32:01🔗 Caller No, that she's had it repeatedly throughout our relationship.

1:32:04🔗 Adam I see.

1:32:05🔗 Drew Ooh. Wow. Oh, boy. Yeah, I mean, she's had it repeatedly throughout our relationship.

1:32:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:13🔗 Drew While she was visiting France, he performed sexual.

1:32:15🔗 Caller He conserved no purpose anymore.

1:32:17🔗 Adam Drew was doing the Conehead. She consumed alcoholic beverages while continuing to have intercourse.

1:32:24🔗 Drew In mass quantity.

1:32:27🔗 Adam With her previous concubine.

1:32:29🔗 Caller I mean, there's no doubt in my heart and mind that I love this woman.

1:32:34🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, sure. What's not to love? I'm falling in love with her, too. Yeah.

1:32:40🔗 Drew You may have your chance.

1:32:41🔗 Adam She's, yeah, she... Why do you think she told you this?

1:32:46🔗 Caller She didn't want to be married with any secrets.

1:32:49🔗 Drew Yeah, she just didn't want to be married.

1:32:51🔗 Adam Yeah, you're right. Up until the part you got to with any secrets. She didn't want to be married. Up. Stop. Stop. There's... Now, she may say, and listen to me, John, is you know I'm a genius. I know more about people than... Norm Abrams knows about houses.

1:33:12🔗 Caller Okay.

1:33:13🔗 Adam Or than Huel Hauser knows about Mexican food. Or at least the processing of it.

1:33:17🔗 Caller Look for the areas. Fill that space.

1:33:19🔗 Adam Oh, that is my second favorite guy on TV. Christopher Lowell. It's so gay.

1:33:25🔗 Caller Oh my god.

1:33:27🔗 Adam All right. Listen. She may say to you that she wants to get married with all her heart. But believe me, there's a big part of her that does not want to get married. And that's why she brought this up.

1:33:39🔗 Drew And it may be that she doesn't feel worthy of it or is afraid of intimacy. It doesn't mean that she doesn't love you or doesn't want to be with you. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. But it means she doesn't want to be married. And some total of her emotional circumstance adds up to that.

1:33:55🔗 Adam Right, right, right, right, right. Four. That's four, so let's talk about it. Lewis. Yeah. You're 17? Yeah. You drink a lot and your parents keep catching you?

1:34:10🔗 Caller Well, it's not that I drink a lot. It's just that when I do, like, I guess I got to get picked up by my parents and I don't want to, I already been caught once all drunk and stuff, so I didn't want to come back. Like, I just want to know what I could do. If there's anything I could do, like, just get sober, like, right away.

1:34:29🔗 Adam Stop drinking?

1:34:30🔗 Caller No. Well, besides that, I know there's-

1:34:32🔗 Drew That's it. That's it.

1:34:33🔗 Adam You mean some pill you can take when you're already drunk?

1:34:36🔗 Caller Not a pill, but then, like, something that can make my parents not so drunk.

1:34:42🔗 Adam Well, the tip I used to use when I was in high school is, I'd take the lampshade off and pull my pants up so as to sort of look, you know, have a sort of more normal, you know, demeanor of parents. Yeah, I'd listen, though. Stop getting drunk and getting your parents to pick you up, you idiot.

1:34:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:34:57🔗 Adam We'll be back.

1:34:59🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:35:36🔗 Drew Well, I'd like to thank Gena Lee Nolin for joining us tonight. She is Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. Check your local listings. That'll be syndicated throughout the country. And tomorrow night, we've got Melissa Howard from Real World. Adam will be calling in from Manhattan, and I, Dr. Drew, will be here. I want to thank Danielle for... Danielle, you've got one more night with us, right? So we'll give the official closing tomorrow night. But thank you. Happy birthday, Anderson. Thank you for your show. Well done. And this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla, saying mahalo.

1:36:06🔗 Caller On my vagina walls.

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