2:11🔗
Voiceover
Hey! It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LO. Turn that down. 1-800-LOVE. I knew he turned all the way off. That's what I love about Anderson. See, you tell him to turn down a couple of times, he gets angry, so he turns it all the way up. There you go.
2:44🔗
That is right.
2:46🔗
Adam
I mean, that is Dr. Drew. He's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight our guest will be Kelly Wiglesworth. She is, of course, well, she's the second to last person left in Survivor. She was the last female left in Survivor. And she's scrappy and she got a little bit lost. She navigated her way around the island pretty good, but she's having difficulty finding the studio, as most people are. We don't blame her. So she'll be in here and she'll tell us all about her Survivor experience.
3:20🔗
Adam
Reality TV week. I'll tell you something that funny happened to me today. I was hiking through the hills where I live, and I came upon a woman who was standing motionless by a fence, just staring at something. And I was kind of walking, and I didn't know why she was just sort of frozen. And I sort of passed her and I looked, and there was a whole family of deer, mom and dad and the little baby deer, and they're all eating on somebody's lawn, basically. And so we sat there like very quietly because no one wanted to scare them off, you know?
3:58🔗
Adam
So we like sat there and she kind of looked at me, and I looked at her and we kind of smiled, and we looked back and we both did like the little shh thing, and we sat there. But the deer never went anywhere. And it was funny because it was like we're there for like 10 minutes and I was thinking, you're used to hanging out for as long as the deer are going to hang for, and then the deer spot you and break, and then you get on with your life.
4:22🔗
Adam
You don't want to abandon the deer though, but it's like it was funny. It was like 10 minutes. And I was like, all right, well, screw it. I'm moving on.
4:35🔗
Adam
And the deer just stood there and it was kind of a weird scene because I'd never had that experience. I just figured you waited out until they make their move and they always make their move. These deers, they called our bluff and we stood there like idiots. And she got bored in life too.
4:50🔗
Adam
Yeah. Turns out they were fiberglass. No, they were there. But it was funny. It was like at minute number eight. I thought to myself, hey, if I never see another deer in my life, I'll be fine. Yeah. I've got my whole deer fill.
5:20🔗
Adam
Japanese Deer Park. It was out and like, oh, there was also like Lion Country Safari, which sounded...
5:31🔗
Adam
Hey, we got this great plan. What is it? We take a bunch of wild animals, lions mostly, and we let them run around this big fenced area. And what do people do? Look through the fence? No, they drive their car through them.
5:44🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah, that sounds right. Okay, no problem. How much do you need? That's going to be real money, man.
5:49🔗
Yeah, we charge eight bucks a car.
5:51🔗
Yeah.
5:53🔗
Adam
You got lions running around Borneo Park. And these deer, they had this Japanese Deer Garden, and I think they got hepatitis and died or something. But they also had a dove cage with like 5,000 doves. And I won it when I was nine and got crapped on by one of the doves. And do you remember that? Do you remember the deer garden, Japanese Deer Garden or the dove park or any of that?
6:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, it was out there. I don't know how it works, but somebody designated, I grew up in North Hollywood and someone said, there was some sort of mandate when I was born. Nothing of any interest can be within a 50-mile radius of Adam's house. There can be no amusement parks. And it was always the best excuse. Yeah, because my dad was going to be goddamned if he was going to haul his ass, and especially driving a Volkswagen Squareback that barely ran or caught on fire every third time he started it up. There was no way he was hauling us out to Anaheim. That was impossible. He might as well have tunneled to Anaheim. Really, really. My lame parents, they didn't drive me anywhere. Forget Anaheim. Forget Disneyland. Forget Buena Park. Forget Knott's Berry Farm. Magic Mountain was. There wasn't even a freeway built out there yet. I mean, that was like the Donner Pass getting through there. You know, my dad would wait till summer before we attempted that in the square back. He wasn't going to try it during the winter months. No way. So there was nothing near me. And I don't know how that figured. And I want to know what would happen if we moved to Anaheim. I'm sure Disneyland would have had to move to North Hollywood. Or my dad would have had to trade the car in for a Pogo stick. Or something would have foiled me there, too. But it was always impossible. One time when I was 16, I got my driver's license. I took my dad's car and I took a date. And we drove to Disneyland. And we pulled up in the parking lot and there was a big sign on the marquee that said, Fireman Day. All firemen.
8:00🔗
Adam
Only firemen in gays or something. It was like firemen in paramedics or something. Turned around and drove home. There you go, everybody.
8:10🔗
Adam
I know. Liz? It wasn't even a childhood. It really was. It was an adulthood. I was robbed. Liz, you're 33.
8:18🔗
Fear of eating and sleeping with boyfriends for fear of passing gas.
8:26🔗
I'm sure you can help me, Adam.
8:47🔗
Adam
You let it go. Absolutely. It wakes you up and then you realize someone's next to you. You always make some comment. Oh, there you go. Just in case.
9:17🔗
Adam
You fart in front of a guy and if he's straight, he'll fart back at you within just a few seconds. That's how guys work. Absolutely.
9:25🔗
Afterlier.
9:28🔗
You know, I live in Sausalito, Adam.
9:30🔗
I heard you came through and wish you lived here and I wish I knew you came through.
9:37🔗
Lovely.
9:43🔗
Adam
All right. Enjoy. Bye-bye. It seems almost too sane to live in a place like Sausalito. Kelly has joined us from Survivor.
9:51🔗
I made it.
9:56🔗
Adam
Drew is on Big Brother, but I never watched that show. But Survivor, I was very much into.
10:02🔗
Adam
I really enjoyed it. It was really, it took me a while to get warmed up on it. But I got drawn into it. And I think the challenges, the events, the events really got me going. And yeah, yeah, I like the, you know, the I like the one where they had the pylons out in the ocean and everyone had to run across those thin planks and get to the end.
10:25🔗
Adam
Before or get there first, the totem pole hold that you did. Yeah, it was you at the end with that, right?
10:33🔗
Adam
Oh, that was crazy. That was so my shoulder started hurting and I was just masturbating. I wasn't holding anything.
10:44🔗
Adam
How many hours did you end up? If anyone doesn't know, it was the final challenge, right?
10:50🔗
Adam
And there was just three people left on the island. And the idea was everyone had to keep contact with this pole with one hand or could you switch hands?
10:58🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
One hand and you couldn't move your hand from where you had it gripped. I mean, you could sort of release a finger or two, but you couldn't slide it around, change positions and things like that.
11:15🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
You were sort of at a lean. You were kind of at a little bit of an angle. So, it was all about. And I actually, when Jeff first suggested that we stand up and rotate, I was kind of getting sassy with him. I said, no, I didn't think that was fair. I thought the whole point of the game was because we were allowed to walk up and choose which stump we could stand on. So, I thought, well, hell, you should have. The sun started coming out. It was beating down in Rudy's face but hitting my back. And that's why they suggested that we switch. But I figured that was part of the game. You should have chosen, you know, where to stand for the get-go.
11:56🔗
Adam
See, I think, you know, there's a lot of things where men, physical things where men have a leg up on women, but not that kind of stuff.
12:05🔗
Adam
Women have endurance and they're very spiteful and vindictive. They can, they can. We're stubborn. Well, looking at this, you could be pissed off at a friend of yours for borrowing a sweater from like eighth grade, right?
12:17🔗
Adam
But a lot of women, women can keep that going for 30, 40 years. You can certainly hang on to a log for- Yeah, I think a lot of men can too, though. No, no.
12:25🔗
Adam
No, here's the thing about guys. Their attention span is shorter. They don't have the endurance, I'll give you an example. Go to the gym. You see women running on that goddamn treadmill, they've been on it for four hours. Just guys go 18 minutes or something, and then they start going baddie. They start going loopy. It's not that they're not strong enough to do it, it's just they can't handle it. They got to go work out, they got to go pump something, they got to break something, they got to make some noise, they got to watch TV, something has to be done. Women are able to do that. Would you shut up Anderson? I have no idea. All right, so now what did you get for second place? Or did you get second place?
13:19🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, it went down. Rich with the big mill, I got a hundred grand, and then I think Rudy got 80 and so on down, I think.
13:30🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Everybody got something. Everyone made money depending on when they were voted off. So the pay scale started the winner million, but that wasn't really played up too much. They wanted it to be sort of winner takes all, but we were all compensated for it.
13:51🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, I took my bead bag, which essentially wasn't a one item. It was a corduroy bag full of beads and fishing wire and hooks and sewing kit and stuff like that because I make jewelry and things like that. But I was figuring, I didn't know, we actually ended up with an emergency box that had fishing hooks and wire and stuff like that, but we had no knowledge that we were going to get that. So I figured I could use stuff to fish and lashing.
14:20🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
It was like the Twilight Zone, man. You couldn't, it was so stinking hot. I mean the water was like probably I would say like 72 degrees. So just as humans, the fish hide out during the hottest part of the day. So the key time to fish was in the morning and at night around the reefs. And we went out and tried to just jig fish and cast lines and just didn't work. We caught crabs and things like that and some like skates. I ain't that a bitch.
14:53🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, that was the only way to really catch the fish around there was spearing and it was very difficult.
15:01🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Oh yeah, we had a nurse. We had a nurse shark and we had lobster. And he was catching some grub.
15:08🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
He was catching some good stuff. Ray, the ray was so good. The sting ray was actually the best thing. Yeah, it was really good, surprisingly. Oh, really?
15:21🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah. Well, some of them were quite big, but the smaller ones, they were called like blue angel rays or something. They had this bright iridescent blue.
15:37🔗
He can't be gay with that kind of manly.
15:42🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, because he had gone on and on. I guess I can hold this, huh? He had bragged and gone on and on about how he grew up on the ocean and he was going to catch all these fish. Nobody was catching fish and he was just sucking as bad as any of us, so we were kind of like, all right, dude, you're full of it. But then once we got the spear, bam, he caught Ray's that night.
16:06🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
No, our team never ate rat. We had the fish thing happening. We caught rat. I set the traps the first night there and we had rat the next day, but it was just too much of a pain in the butt, man. It's like, first of all, they stink to high hell when you try and gut them. And it's, you know, you gut it and bone it. And then it's this tiny little thing.
16:29🔗
Adam
You know, I know it's like it's easy to sit home when you've just eaten and you're watching TV and you're going, Oh, I would never in a billion years. But I guess if you got hungry enough, you'd be down with it.
16:49🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, we had actually we jumped off ship. There was crates of fruit and things. There was stuff that was sort of we couldn't decide whether it was proper or not. That was on the boat that, you know, two minutes before we jumped off, they said, Hey, look around, grab what you want. Let's go. And there was actually baskets with some fruit. And then we had our supply box that each team received. And that had canned stuff in it, like funky Malaysian canned spam, which, I mean, you know, I don't know about American spam.
17:24🔗
It was a set.
17:25🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, no, it wasn't either. It was the other side of the island where the crew, that was the crew's barracks. It's part of a national park. So, they had built picnic awnings, but that was sort of the crew's mess hall. That was where their kitchen was. They had a little bar and actually when they first landed, they put up that neon Survivor bar. So, that was for the crew.
17:49🔗
Adam
You know the thing that's so ironic too is those crew guys are eating like Henry VIII on the other side of the island. Really?
18:00🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, the only time they ate good, the only time they ate good decently was when they went back to the mainland.
18:14🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
They had the only thing they had that was- No, they never ate anything Tognus. That was a very strict rule that they never- I mean, not even chewing gum. They couldn't. But the only thing they had that was special was they had power bars shipped in. See, these are all people that crew that worked for the Eco Challenge. And it's tough. You know, they're not eating fat buffet behind the cameras. They're running around. They're active. So actually, on their side, they had Malaysian cooks that cooked for them. And they had rice every day, just like we did. And then they had like fish head stew and oxtail soup, which is Malaysian delicacy, but you know, real nasty. But they had peanut butter and power bars, so they can't complain.
18:55🔗
Adam
I would have, my one thing I would have brought would be laminated porn. You know, like a laminated Jugs magazine.
19:06🔗
Adam
I'm thinking about, you know, day number 35, and I'm the guy in the office with the, on the island with the porn. All right, Jennifer? Year 19?
19:48🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know, the only flaw with the Challenger shuttle is that it blew up. That was it. Other than that, it was a perfect vessel. If it weren't for those O-rings, I'll tell you.
20:15🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Are you sure he's never? I mean, how are you sure he's never been with a guy?
20:28🔗
Drew
But he has clearly a desire to be with guys. He hasn't quite come to terms with that yet.
20:38🔗
Adam
Oh, there's not a, let me explain something. Heterosexual guys are nauseated by gay porn. I mean, they have a physical reaction. It's like a woman seeing a pony decapitated or something. Even worse. I've walked in, and it always takes a second to process. It happens at the porn store. I've said this before. I'm thinking about suing a class-action lawsuit against all porn stores, which is, they don't divide the gay section and the straight section. It bleeds into it. It's along that big 40-foot wall. So you're walking, and you're looking, and you're kind of like tunnel vision. You're walking sideways, and it's like, oh, yeah, milk and maids and pregnant mamas and big jugs. And you're walking, you're walking, we're looking good, new releases, looking good, looking good. And then you get to the gay section, and it takes a second to process. You're like, oh, that dude's hung. Oh, oh, must be like a gang bang. Oh, wait a minute, no vagina. Oh, that's an asshole.
21:41🔗
Adam
No. And then it's like, it's like, now you got to get it out of you. Like when someone farts and you breathe it in, and then you try to blow it back, you go, shh. I got to run back into the big jug section and like dive into it. And like flail around in the videos. Yeah. But straight guys are repulsed by gay porn.
22:06🔗
Ask Rudy.
22:07🔗
Adam
Oh yeah. Rudy. Rudy was great. The gays. We got the big gay guys rocking around naked. He's hunting for fish.
22:17🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, you know, he's an equal opportunity offender. So at least he's covered all places. He's not leaving anybody out at least.
22:31🔗
Adam
Come on, Drew. We'll edit that out of the show. Okay, here's the point. This guy's not to be trusted. He's looking at gay porn. And of course, he's going to say to you, his girlfriend.
22:40🔗
Drew
He doesn't mean it. Many young gay males don't want to be gay. They wish they weren't gay. They will fight against it like crazy. But this is an awfully telling symptom.
22:52🔗
Yeah, hi.
22:56🔗
Caller
I've been thinking about getting breast implants. I was just wondering if there's any health concern I should be worried about.
23:20🔗
I lift weight.
23:22🔗
Caller
So the more I work out, the smaller the size I get. So it's just been an option that I've been thinking about.
23:33🔗
Okay, baby, don't get defensive.
23:45🔗
All right.
23:46🔗
Adam
Listen, most guys, they don't care that much. I don't trust those guys. I don't like those guys. But most guys don't care that much. They really don't. I mean, this may be for you and for the television version of guys, but most guys don't really care that much. Okay.
24:04🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
I think you should just do with what you're comfortable with yourself. I think the way medical improvements are going, there's a lot of safe options to do. But just don't hurt yourself. Don't get... Because you see these chicks that are just real tiny with this huge, and you know they're going to have back problems. Just don't... Minka. Minka. Yeah. Don't get out of your frame. But I think if it's something you want, that's going to make you feel better about yourself and stuff. Just as long as it's natural and healthy within your frame.
24:35🔗
Caller
I have a huge breast and I'm skinny. I'm not fat. I'm number one Asian big boob queen.
24:56🔗
Adam
Feel it against your groin. I'm number one Asian big boob queen. Anderson, get on that computer and find a picture of Minka. You'll go nuts. You can't do it.
25:20🔗
Adam
You'll realize why she's the number one Asian big boob queen when you see her. Yeah, I saw her in a club and she was very rough. I don't care about money. I'm not in this for money. I don't need money. You'll pay now. That was her thing. 150 bucks. All right.
25:39🔗
Adam
I don't know. I could barely understand her. All right. Hey, Julie, here's the deal though. If you get that breast job done, don't do it for other people. Okay. Do it for me. Okay?
26:00🔗
Adam
Kelly's here from Survivor. She almost made that million bucks. As it is, she made 100 grand. How much was taken out in taxes just so?
26:11🔗
What do they think?
26:29🔗
Adam
Nobody consulted you, nobody said, hey, don't spend all that. You're going to owe 40 grand?
26:34🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
No, I just actually have a cousin who's a financial advisor who I just sent it all to and he's taking care of it.
26:48🔗
Adam
Easily. Yeah, because Uncle Sam earned that one. Oh, yeah. They're right there on the island eating rat.
27:34🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Kelly is joining us tonight from Survivor. Kelly was, well, up there until the very end. She got herself 100 grand because of it, and really scrappy. I mean, when I saw that totem pole grab, I said, there's a woman. That's a woman with her self. But, you know what, I kept thinking, here's, you know, you watch it, Joe, and you just think about all your sort of Achilles heels, like what you would personally need. I figured I'd be walking around with like a white head on my neck for the entire show. You know, like I figured I'd get a zit on day number one, and I'd never see a mirror or anything, and I'd just be walking around with a zit on my forehead.
28:32🔗
Could you ever look?
28:34🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
There was a mirror one time, I believe it was, it was the day Colleen was voted off, I think, I don't know, day 33 or something, but there was just a mini challenge, just a reward thing where we all went and looked in a full-length mirror and guessed how much weight we thought we lost, and whoever got the closest, we stepped on a scale afterwards, won like a bar of chocolate or something, and that was the first time we saw a mirror in 30-some-odd days, it was freaky.
29:04🔗
Adam
Oh my god. Yeah, because I don't know, I got to do a certain amount of the days dedicated toward like picking at myself, you know what I mean? Like ingrown hair on my neck, get a little needle and pick it out of there, grab some tweezers and yank something, you know? I think a certain, everyone does that. You go to bed, you look in the mirror for a while, and you find that little white head, that little black head, a little piece of dead skin, a little scab, whatever you got on you, that little crust at your lip.
29:35🔗
Adam
Oh yeah, yeah. When you're literally a millionaire and this is the cash register and I'm now pointing at my face, it's important that the cash register be pristine, you see? Because this is my livelihood. You see this, Kelly, right here? This is how I make my money. You see it?
29:48🔗
Adam
It's ironic that I'm explaining that on radio. But yeah, and not having a mirror, I just figure like I'd have big hair sticking out of my nostril or something.
29:58🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, you know, luckily we all sort of, you know, Yeah, we looked out for each other and, you know, there were some things you couldn't really control, like people.
30:26🔗
We're doing it wrong.
30:29🔗
Adam
Wow, listen, it's a weird dude thing and I've talked about this before. What goes on is now all guys like shave themselves, so women sort of expect guys to be that way.
30:42🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Oh, I think, I wouldn't trust a guy who shaved himself. You know, except for his face, any other shaving going on, that's just not manly.
30:49🔗
Well, I mean, maybe his ass, but, of course, that's only natural.
30:54🔗
Adam
But when a guy, thank you, but when a guy, so now when a guy is like normal, and I guess you women complain about this with your bikini line, but when a guy is like a normal guy with some chest hair and stuff, he's looked at as freakish now because everyone else.
31:16🔗
Adam
I'll give you a little chest hair. My balls look like the chin of an old China man. Who said that? David?
31:57🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
We were actually very good friends, really close friends, and I confided in her and she did me wrong. She stabbed me in the back, and it was just sort of weird how I came to her and said, Hey, I don't like this alliance. I don't like- It's not fun with the game anymore. And she said, Okay, well, you know, don't tell Rich because he'll get you voted off. And pretty much essentially that day, she went and told Rich that, you know, I didn't-
32:28🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
I don't know. It's really weird because you see it in the show how, you know, every episode she's, I can't wait to get her off the island and I'm not going to let you get any further. And then she stands up there and is like, well, I was going to, you know, sit there and lose next to you and you betrayed me. And it's just, it's kind of whacked really.
32:57🔗
David?
32:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, I told that lady a lie because she didn't answer my question the first time.
33:12🔗
Caller
I went to wipe and then I saw like a little white worm and I was wondering what that was.
33:23🔗
Drew
You need to see a doctor about that because worldwide, that's a common problem. You've been down to Mexico at all?
33:36🔗
Drew
Oh, there's all kinds of stronteloides and all kinds of good stuff out there you can get.
34:22🔗
Adam
Yeah. Or stool contact. Were you at a wedding or bar mitzvah over the weekend? Were you might come in contact with someone else's stool? No.
34:34🔗
Adam
Almost 75 percent of American contacting stool happens during functions. New Year's, I think weddings are number one, bar mitzvah is number two, and then New Year's celebration is number three. I don't know. They can't explain it either. Phenomenal. There's something about formal attire. That makes you want to. Stool contact. Yeah. Again, no explanation. But those, how did I know? How did I know he was at a wedding?
35:03🔗
Yeah?
35:07🔗
Caller
Okay. First of all, I just want to say that I love your show. And even though you might think that you're talking to retards, as you put it, sometimes it really does affect people's lives.
35:20🔗
Okay.
35:21🔗
Caller
Well, I made a lot of trouble. I had sex with my boyfriend about a month ago, and now I'm pregnant. But when I went over to tell him at his house, I found out that he had gone off to college when he told me that he wasn't for another year.
35:50🔗
Caller
He told me that he was just going to hang around my town for a while until he got his life in order. He told me he wasn't going to go off to college because he had just graduated from high school.
36:18🔗
Caller
This is actually the first time we had ever had sex. I was a virgin, actually, before that.
36:27🔗
We did.
36:29🔗
We used a condom.
36:34🔗
Caller
I didn't know that it had broken. I saw it afterwards, and it didn't look like it was broken.
37:10🔗
Adam
Well, it is sort of, because we got to get at the truth first, because you're living in a fantasy world. If this guy doesn't know he got you pregnant, he's your boyfriend for two years, why would he just skip out on you?
37:51🔗
Adam
Laura, let me explain something about life. It's gonna be hell. You're gonna walk around bumping into things.
37:58🔗
Adam
You're gonna show up to stores on Sunday night at four in the morning and wanna know why they're not open. Life's gonna be very difficult and very confusing unless you start asking some questions and doing some like deductive reasoning. I can't believe that you guys were having a boyfriend and girlfriend two-year relationship and that this guy just never said a word and just went off to college somewhere.
38:34🔗
Caller
But, but, okay, but that's not really, I mean, it is a problem, but that's not my real concern. Right.
38:43🔗
Caller
My family is very, very, very religious, and my father, even though he's a good man, he's made it very clear that, um...
38:57🔗
Adam
Religious people are stupid. They don't ask questions. It's like, hey, the world is 2,000 years old, and God's your father, and you go to a place lying there with the streets are paved with gold. Yeah, okay. Bye-bye. And you know, you stop asking questions, and then you get dumb.
39:14🔗
Hold on a second.
39:15🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Laura, I'll grant you with not stupid, because I'm in a good mood, but if you're very smart, then we're like alien lifeforms. The rest of us have to be considered lifeforms from future. From the future.
39:36🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
So what's your goal here? I mean, are you trying to find the father? Are you trying to break it to your family? What's your next move?
39:53🔗
Caller
My father has made it very clear that if I live with... I have two sisters and if any of us get pregnant, he's going to kick us out of the house.
40:06🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
I think obviously you can't count on whoever this guy is for any type of support, so...
40:45🔗
Adam
Yeah, you got that number? Yeah. Now, here's the deal. You go talk to them and you figure out what to do, and you'll come up with a good, sensible plan.
40:59🔗
Good luck.
41:01🔗
Sure.
41:02🔗
Caller
Okay. I was wondering, what kind of belongings did they allow you to take to the island?
41:48🔗
How do you?
42:04🔗
Adam
About two months ago, and I was like, Minka, I am from Korea, and what are you doing here? I come here to be a professional tennis player. Uh-huh. And one day, my coach pulled me aside. He said, Minka, you become porn star. So I become porn star. Well, you must have been a great tennis player. Quite a coach.
42:22🔗
Yeah, really.
42:28🔗
Adam
All right. We'll take a little break. Kelly's here from Survivor. Sick looking. And we'll be back after this.
43:13🔗
Adam
Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, that's Kelly coughing into the microphone. Not an ounce of phlegm came out of her in the whole commercial break, and soon as the mic heats up, pow. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Kelly is a survived survivor and is now looking to get on with life. Robert? Yeah. You're, what are you, 14? Drew, turn that screen around. I can't see that thing. Thanks. What's up?
43:41🔗
Well, I just wanted to know if Kelly was going to keep in touch with any of the other ones. She was one of my favorite non-survivor.
43:47🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Thank you. Right now it's pretty easy because I run into them everywhere I go. So it's pretty easy to keep in contact. But eventually it will all kind of sort of fade out. And, you know, there's a few people that I'd like to keep in contact with.
44:02🔗
I was watching the reruns tonight. Colleen would seem to be one of your good friends.
44:06🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, she's nice. She's a cool girl. We keep in touch a little bit here and there. Everybody's just sort of crazy.
44:19🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Colleen was, I think she was an advertising student, design school, advertising design school.
44:32🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
I'm just sort of going with the flow. I'm just seeing what happens. I'm not really, you know.
44:41🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
So far, who's really hefty going for it? I would have to say like Jenna and Gerv are the two. They're really pushing it. You know, awesome. Good for them. Right.
44:53🔗
He's on the Hugh Glees, isn't he?
44:55🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, I think he did. He did a guest appearance. I didn't happen to catch it yet. But you know, he's good. He's got a lot of personality. He's pretty extroverted, so I think he'll do well. He's a good guy.
45:05🔗
And I really thought you were going to win.
45:07🔗
I really was hoping. Yeah.
45:11🔗
Thanks.
45:12🔗
Bye.
45:17🔗
Hey.
45:21🔗
Caller
Well, I just recently had a baby, and I guess I'm a little bit self-conscious because I had the baby vaginally that it's going to really throw off the sex life type thing.
45:49🔗
Drew
That's why he told me. Letitia, listen, humans have been dealing with this since the dawn of time. It's not a big issue. People have lots of kids.
45:58🔗
Adam
Do you feel like you got, yeah, like what about Mrs. Osmond? What the hell was she like? Figure it this way.
46:09🔗
Adam
All right, you're Marie Osmond, right. Right. And still tight as the lid on a pickle jar, that Marie Osmond. Oh, I know. Oh, yes. But here's the thing. They got like eight or nine kids. So you figure someone must have humped them the sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth time or they couldn't have gotten pregnant.
46:29🔗
Well, South America was good.
46:50🔗
Yeah, it's my apartment.
47:09🔗
Adam
Works around cardboard. Great. All right. Listen, Letitia, don't get pregnant again, screwball.
47:16🔗
I got my pills. I take them every day.
47:24🔗
What does he say? He says it's fine.
47:43🔗
Adam
Oh, there's so many hillbillies in this country. Where's the educational system? They failed everyone. I swear to Christ, if I taught high school and forget about health, just history, my first statement would be, girls, your vaginal snap back and know you can't get pregnant because your cousin jacked off in the jacuzzi last summer. Here's what I would have a course called Young Tards on the go. I would say, I'm going to dispel a bunch of myths that you idiots have conjured up over the years and I would just dispel all that and then tell you to pay your parking tickets.
48:25🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, you know, there is no lifeguard in the gene pool. So what are you going to do?
48:29🔗
Adam
No. There's not even a fat chick with a whistle somewhere. All right. We'll take a break.
48:34🔗
We'll be back.
49:23🔗
Adam
And she is, she's, well, Hannah, how did you get into Survivor? I know you get asked these questions thousands of times.
49:43🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, and I took the semester off of school because I'm not college bound. Wow. I really didn't have anything better to do for the fall.
49:55🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, she found it and she said, you could totally do this. How old are you? 23, I just turned 23, so.
50:20🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Kern is the name of the town. And I spent, instead of going back to school for the semester, I spent 21 days rowing a gear boat on the Grand Canyon. And I came back, and I was just sort of hanging at mom's for Halloween in Vegas. And I really didn't have anything to do. And she pulled it up and said, hey, you could totally do this. And sure, why not? So filled out a random questionnaire form. What character on Gilligan's Island would you most relate to?
50:46🔗
Oh my god.
50:47🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
What's your perfect day? And random stuff. And then sent in a video and some pictures. And just kept getting called back and called back.
50:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. And now they're doing the next one in Australia, right? And I think I heard, and you can correct me, there was maybe 3,000 or 4,000 applicants to your one.
51:07🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah. Ours, I think, was maybe 10,000 at the most. And I heard this one was 53,000.
51:28🔗
Adam
I heard it was even less than 10, and 10 sounds pretty healthy for someone who hasn't heard of it.
51:33🔗
Adam
But now, I mean, now it's astronomical. Oh, yeah. I mean, imagine that. I slept through the cracks.
51:44🔗
Adam
I mean, a lot of people hadn't heard of it until it hit the air. I certainly hadn't. But I don't like to read. I believe it poisons the mind. But your mom was on the Internet, and that's how I got into show business. My family encouraged me. My mom was-
52:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. They're right behind me 110 percent. I remember when I said, I'm going to be a comedian and they all went, huh?
52:22🔗
Adam
Well, she keeps a list. My grandmother keeps a list of things she wants to talk to me about, but they're usually criticisms or things that she heard on the show that she disagrees with. I'm sure this very conversation will probably make her list. Her list? Right. And it's like getting called into Tripp Reeb, our general manager's office, going out to lunch with my grandmother. She goes, you know, you didn't pronounce, you said labia, it's labia, you know. It's weird, you know? I don't like those conversations. You know me, Drew.
53:05🔗
Hey, how's it going? Adam, Drew, you guys rock.
53:09🔗
How's it going?
53:11🔗
Anyway, me and my girlfriend, we were having sex, you know.
53:17🔗
Yeah. No, not right now.
53:21🔗
On Saturday.
53:22🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. How many times have I said the difference between the 14-year-old voice of the guy who's getting laid and the guy who's not the virgin guy? You don't... A, he's 14 and B, he is getting laid.
53:47🔗
Yeah.
53:51🔗
Yeah. I've been listening to the show since, I guess, since it was Dr. Drew and Ricky Brackman.
53:59🔗
No.
54:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. See? No, because he went, no. No. See, the 14-year-old guys who I haven't been laid go, Drew, and my BB, he got stuck in my fly, and I was playing with my Power Rangers, and the 14-year-old guys who got laid, they're like, dude. What's up?
54:28🔗
Oh my God.
54:32🔗
Adam
No, they sound like Barry White at 14. This Joe, you heard his voice, right? He's definitely not a virgin. He's definitely getting laid. He's getting laid, and his voice went that night. It went from Peter Brady's voice changing to Lou Rawls.
54:51🔗
Caller
Well, thank you very much. I'm honored. Anyway, yeah, she noticed that she was bleeding afterwards, a couple of days afterwards, and she's really worried, and she's freaking out, and she doesn't know what to do.
55:13🔗
Drew
Sometimes being sexually active can trigger some bleeding, and sometimes it can kind of continue throughout the cycle. Shouldn't it be on the pill?
55:20🔗
I'll put them on the hole.
55:23🔗
Drew
The bleeding does not mean that starting immediately following the sexual contact. Any bleeding in the setting of a pregnancy in the first trimester, though, is a pretty serious issue.
55:54🔗
Adam
It's two votes. Taking the country by storm. And here's... For every two people that call in and pledge a vote, there's another person at home who doesn't call in. So that's what?
56:08🔗
Adam
Whatever. Thank you. Hey, and listen, I want to say one thing about this whole presidential race, because I'm seeing a lot of PSAs now, where hip, cool celebrities and rappers and folks like that are begging people to come out and vote. Please vote. You can make a difference. Here's my feeling. You can't make a difference. Do not vote.
56:45🔗
Adam
And listen, I mean, seriously, there's 275 million people in this country. At least half of them are voting age. There's probably half of that are registered. There's probably 50 million people that are registered. Do you really give a rat's ass whether 20 million people decide something or 28 million people, or 35 million, or 1 million people? Doesn't that sound like plenty?
57:10🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Well, if people really cared who was running off, they would get off their ass and vote anyway.
57:15🔗
Adam
What would you rather have, 30 million idiots voting for something or 100,000 really smart people voting on something? Or 10 really smart people? You know what I mean? Why do we need another couple hundred million? It's ridiculous. Stay home, you tards.
57:46🔗
Caller
Actually, I have a question for Kelly. Yeah? On the internet, people were like sending you a dollar.
57:58🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
I haven't received any and it's not something that I started or really am a part of. Lady in Atlanta started it actually, and it was in conglomeration with my boss at Whitewater Voyages, the company I work for, and they put together a website where you can go on and donate. Mostly what's going on is people are donating a dollar to charity, more so than sending me physically a dollar. But apparently, it's starting to stack up, but I haven't seen anything yet. So what's the website? It is on www.whitewatervoyages.com.
58:49🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
People feel I should have won, and people want me to have the money. But it's really cool because my boss has it set up to where you can use the dollar and donate it to a charity instead of me. So that's cool too.
59:12🔗
Hey, guys.
59:16🔗
Hey.
59:42🔗
Drew
Smoking pot is a good way to get this to persist. It's a normal part of puberty, but it will keep going if you smoke a lot of pot.
1:00:21🔗
He told me for about three months.
1:00:38🔗
Drew
What's going on with this? In puberty, the adrenal gland starts producing estrogen prior to your test is really turning on. Hold on.
1:00:49🔗
Adam
Wait a second. I hate to cut you off, but who cares? What are we talking about? The nipple circumference? Are we talking about a raising of the nipple?
1:01:06🔗
Adam
And they're raised. But what would be the circumference? Would it be a quarter or silver dollar?
1:01:20🔗
Adam
I got two dimes and a nickel. No. Listen, a little bit less than a quarter is about your average nipple on a guy.
1:01:40🔗
Adam
It'll go away. Stop smoking the weed and you'll get out of puberty and it'll go away. Guys, this happens to guys.
1:01:58🔗
Caller
Well, actually, you know, I had a kind of weird question, you know, because, you know, my girlfriend, she kind of told me the other day that she was pregnant. And then all of a sudden now, she broke up with me.
1:02:25🔗
Caller
No, I mean, I kind of was happy about it because a while back, she was pregnant with me before, but she had a miscarriage.
1:02:46🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. I'm going to defend you for that. Hey, Drew. How are stupid people supposed to keep reproducing and screwing up the world by doing responsible smart things or by just doing stupid, lame things and giving birth to more dumb people? Do you know what I'm saying? Please. Don't. You want to be counted amongst them? Ray, I'm sorry. I had to defend you, buddy. Okay. So listen. Now, anytime. So how old is she?
1:03:26🔗
Caller
Well, it was like we were talking about it, like actually today. And I just told her, like I just brought up to her, you have a problem because she was acting kind of weird. And she just straight out just told me that's it. And I was like, what? But what I just wanted to ask was like, should I just leave her alone or should I, you know?
1:03:49🔗
Drew
It probably has very little to do with the emotional, biological effects of the pregnancy. Something's going on in your relationship. I don't know what specifically sort of precipitated this point in time.
1:04:07🔗
Adam
Women are nuts all the time. Hey, Ray, I'll tell you what you do. Why don't you give her a couple of days to chill out and then send her over some flowers or give her a nice card or something. Just say, and don't say like what's up with your head. Just send her like a card that says, I'm just thinking about you and I'm here for you, and then she'll get all gushy. All right?
1:04:37🔗
Adam
Don't get anyone else pregnant before you make up with her. That's all I ask, buddy. All right?
1:04:48🔗
Adam
Don't go to junior college, which is the same as prison. It's a prison with a, they have bells and.
1:04:55🔗
Adam
It's prisons. If the guards, okay, here's what junior college is. It's prison where the guards wear tweed jackets with suede patches on their elbows. If that was the outfit of a guard, there would be no discernible difference. The food is slightly better in prison than at junior college, and there's more books in the library. At the prison. At the prison. Yes, at the prison level. Yes. Other than that, yeah, because there's groups that work with prisons. They don't have any of those friends of junior colleges or anything like that. Other than that, it's exactly the same. All right.
1:05:29🔗
Hello.
1:05:31🔗
Caller
Yeah. I wanted to say that Adam and Dr. Yu, you guys are cool. I've been listening to you guys off and on since back when The Poor Man was on.
1:05:42🔗
Caller
Yeah. And actually, we had something to say to Kelly. I actually work with Kelly. And on behalf of myself and Debbie, I wanted to say hi.
1:06:01🔗
Caller
I just want to say congratulations on what you did get on Survivor. We thought you should have got the million. And we miss you guys. And I can't wait to hang out with you next time.
1:06:22🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Dave and Debbie are good friends of mine. We all work up on the Kern River. Dave actually taught my guide school. So we all work on the river together. Are you guys still where you were? I don't know if I want to say.
1:07:14🔗
Adam
Yeah. Seems like everyone there is kind of nuts. I guess you'd have to be a little stupid to move there or crazy to move there in the first place. It's 125 degrees in the summer. Oh, it sucks.
1:07:26🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Why would you do it to yourself? You can't go outside and do anything. You have to be inside or you have to have a pool. Everyone has a pool pretty much. Most places it's like, you know...
1:07:36🔗
Adam
I couldn't imagine being poor in living in Vegas. I could have some crappy apartment somewhere. A swamp cooler on the roof. Oh my God. I told myself.
1:07:50🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
But even if you don't have money, you have a pool. It's kind of like a standard. It's so damn hot.
1:08:07🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
She was in financial aid, which is why I attended Fabulous University in Nevada, Las Vegas.
1:08:23🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
There actually is. Not in the student union or anything, but there's a gaming college and there's... I actually took a beer class. Beer class? Yeah, I took Beers of the World. Yeah, we learned how to brew beer. Yeah, I swear. It was awesome.
1:08:39🔗
Adam
Oh my God, because otherwise you would have had to go to a liquor store and learn about beer. Thank God you could do it in a controlled environment that way. Do you see where these loans are going to? Take a beer class.
1:08:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, I can see the bell ringing on Friday. People, people, people, read your chapter on Pale Ales over the weekend.
1:09:18🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Scholarships for the food and beverage. Yeah, it's a big, it's part of the hotel major.
1:09:41🔗
Adam
What just a bizarre, you might as well just move into a snow globe, a desert globe where sand just flew around.
1:09:53🔗
Adam
There's something about too much carpet and too much air conditioning, and too many synthetic materials, and it's just too much, too many noises. You have to hear a bird chirp and an ox fart every once in a while.
1:10:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. There you go. You're overdoing it with the current river. We'll take ourselves a little break. Kelly's here from Survivor. When we come back, we'll speak to James. Poor son of a bitch. We talked to him a half hour ago for 10 seconds, and now we'll get back to him.
1:11:08🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Lakers. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Lakers. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Lakers. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Corolla. I would say it probably was Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and that just slid right into Survivor. What a phenomenon. And I wonder if next seasons will be as bigger, as big, or if people have had an ass full of this stuff. I mean, because that is how it works. People, here's how TV works. Everyone hops on whatever bandwagon's out, whether it's game shows. I mean, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire spawned a whole bunch of rip-off game shows. But who knows any of those shows and how well did they do? And how smart were those people that decided to put them on? And Big Brother and Survivor turned out to be pretty good. But do you think by next summer, everyone's going to be waiting for it again?
1:12:05🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
I don't know. I mean, you know, I hope for the sake of the other people that it's good. But it seems, I think people are going to go, okay, yeah, yeah, we've seen it. Yeah, we've seen it, so.
1:12:17🔗
Drew
Well, they've got them, you know, they're sort of up in the ante. Now we're going to the, you know, the space station.
1:12:31🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
They're putting people through a space camp, auditions, putting people through a space camp, and then whoever one person makes it and gets to go and gets to go to mirror.
1:12:47🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
No, they're going to the Australian Outback, and if you've seen the pictures, there's this huge waterfall that supposedly they're camping by, and, you know, so after you vote them off, you can just, you know, push them right off the waterfall and just kind of help that along right there, you know?
1:13:03🔗
Adam
And are you done with Paradise, by the way? I mean, you know, if I said, I mean, growing up in Vegas in that dump known as Nevada, that big kitty litter box known as Nevada. And listen, all you people live in Nevada and Palm Springs and all those big, all you people living in Tucson and all those cramp holes. It's hot. You idiots, you just kill yourself right now. You guys are morons of the world living in those dumps. I can't stand the heat. But growing up in that area, you'd probably just be dying to get to some island somewhere with beautiful water and white sand and palm trees and all that. But now, are you done with that?
1:13:56🔗
Adam
I just think after being forced to sleep on it and associating that with eating rice with your hand, that you just want to go up to the mountains or something.
1:14:06🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
No. I took a little bit of time. I went to the river and chilled out there and did my thing for the summer and that was cool. It was a nice adjustment period. I didn't have to go back to Vegas where it was pretty nuts and things like that. So it was nice to adjust and by July, I was ready to go back to the island.
1:14:46🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
It wasn't. No, it actually wasn't. I told my boyfriend and my mom, which we were told that we could tell a significant other or someone in the family. Basically, someone who had signed a release.
1:15:02🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Oh, no. No. He loved keeping that secret. And it was sort of fun because every Wednesday, a bunch of us guys would all get together and watch. And everyone was like, oh, you know, I would just sort of mess with people. Yeah, you know, I could be going tonight. You know, this is the one. This is the one. You better watch.
1:15:18🔗
Adam
I heard they would... You signed something that basically said they won't pay you if you squeal.
1:15:24🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, if you squeal and if you wouldn't get paid and essentially no one would get paid and there would be a $4 million lawsuit for...
1:15:34🔗
Adam
I mean, there's got to be serious incentives, especially if you're pissed off that you didn't win.
1:15:40🔗
Adam
You know, and yeah. I'm surprised they didn't have you killed, James. If I were the head of network, I would have said, listen, this is...
1:15:48🔗
Drew
Well, that'll be the next version of these reality shows. When you're banished, you're shy.
1:15:53🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
That's what I was saying about the waterfall. You know, you leave and you just go ahead and put them out of their misery.
1:16:01🔗
Adam
No, no. Listen, obviously, you can't do that, but there are stockholders, and if you have a very important job and there's some things that are expendable, you take a couple of people out. That's all.
1:16:12🔗
Adam
That's the decision I would make, James. I sleep like a baby at night, too. James, you're 15.
1:16:18🔗
Caller
Like I said before, I had sex a couple of times, and for some reason I just have bumps on the inside of my penis. They don't ever seem to bother my girlfriends, but it just wigs me out.
1:16:31🔗
Caller
No, I don't think so, because every time I've had sex, it was protected, and it's like before that. It's like they've been here ever since I had a penis.
1:17:04🔗
Adam
Everyone, I wouldn't worry about it. I mean, hold on a second. Does it look like chicken skin?
1:17:14🔗
Adam
No, I don't mean deep fried. I mean, those, you know, when you get cold and you get goosebumps?
1:17:34🔗
Hi.
1:17:58🔗
Caller
I have a question for Drew. Yeah. Is there such a thing as a woman being able to have like three X chromosome women? You know what I'm talking about?
1:18:14🔗
Adam
So hold on. Wait a minute. XY is a dude. XX is chick. And XO is chick. XO. What's the O?
1:19:09🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on there, Francie. See, to me, if two Xs is a woman, then triple X is more of a woman. No? Woman and a half? It's screwed up though.
1:19:26🔗
Drew
It's a fertility problem. There's short stature. They have webbed hands. It's a syndrome.
1:19:47🔗
Caller
Well, my mom had, she told me she had a chromosome workup and that she was triple X. And I kind of didn't believe her because, you know, she told me she thinks that I am.
1:20:10🔗
Caller
I mean, like, mood swings and stuff. That could never have anything to do with anything.
1:20:20🔗
Adam
Oh, baby. You are ten kinds of nuts yourself, though. Aren't you a little crazy? I'm not, really.
1:20:48🔗
Adam
Okay. I know. Because when you talk to Drew at 2 in the morning, he sounds like Phyllis Diller, too. Okay. You have four kids. Where's your husband?
1:22:03🔗
Caller
My dad. Oh, my mom divorced my natural father when I was three, and she married my stepfather when I was five, and she's still with him.
1:22:47🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something. I don't know what's up with my microphone, but these guys in the automotive union, these are great gigs. You get paid way too much for not doing all that much, and you get big fat, you get vacation time and health care and all that, and you strike all the time because you're only getting paid like 27 bucks an hour for doing nothing. Only. With your high school education, it's great. It's great. UAW, that would have been a dream gig for me. All unions are great. They're fantastic. They're great. Unions are about people getting paid too much for no education, doing jobs monkeys can do, and then they get PO'd when the work goes to Canada.
1:23:30🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. You wonder why all the work's going to Mexico and Canada? Because you got a GED and you think you're worth 32 bucks an hour in golden time. All right. Fine. We'll go to Canada. Have fun. See where you get 30. See where you get 30 bucks an hour. Have fun. Go down to the Arby's. See what they give you. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back.
1:24:36🔗
Adam
Big Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Kelly's here from Survivor. Second to last one left on that island. Pretty good.
1:24:50🔗
Adam
No, I really think it's an accomplishment. I really do. And not only that, it's just getting past the first five or 10,000 people just to get to the island. I mean, that's really the biggest accomplishment.
1:25:10🔗
Adam
Well, if everyone's a winner... No, there's no winners. Let's look at it in terms of being a race. We're not special. We all tied for first place, all of us. That means we all lost.
1:25:20🔗
Adam
That's right. We all tied for first and we all tied for last. All right, where the hell are we? Oh, all right, I don't want to get into this. Why? I was just thinking about I was I was trying to get the directions to a place to pick up some takeout food and like they didn't know what street they were on and gave a lot of attitude and didn't even know what god damn street the restaurant was on. And then no apologies after circumnavigating the Burbank area for three days yesterday. And I was just thinking to myself, you know, I was saying, you know, this whole like everyone's special and no one makes any mistake stuff, it's really backfiring on us because all we got is a bunch of stupid, pissed off people who are special. Let me explain to you. Almost none of you are special. All right. So here's here's the way to get special. Kiss ass. Kiss a lot of ass. Just work hard, work hard, work hard and kiss ass because you're you may feel special, but believe me, you're not. You're like one of those people. You know, you're like one of the people goes to church and says it. You know, the Lord thinks you're special. But meanwhile, you're living in a shack and eat macaroni and cheese. You're not special. Believe me, you're not special. Start kissing ass and bust your ass. And then here's what you need to do. Figure out who's special. Kiss their ass. It ain't you. And if you're working at a place and you're waiting for me to come pick up my food, you're really not special.
1:26:49🔗
Adam
Just know you're not special. Know what street you're on. That's all I'm saying. Kiss my hairy ass.
1:26:59🔗
Caller
Well, I'm just curious why. Well, anyway, I have a couple of problems here. Okay, I don't orgasm. I never have. And I know it's because I had a previous history of just bad sexual experiences with boyfriends and stuff.
1:27:26🔗
Caller
I was like 15, but I totally wasn't ready. I barely had puberty. Okay. And then I just was very angry towards guys. I had boyfriends. It just seemed like it was always like pressure. Yeah. And but now I'm in a good relationship and it just seems like things aren't exactly working.
1:28:05🔗
Adam
I know, but that's how the guy knows, you know, you give him a break. It's been down there, like a auctioneer at a.
1:28:13🔗
Caller
Well, I want to know that, you know, it's feeling good, but it's just nothing, you know.
1:28:32🔗
Adam
What about, okay, so wouldn't you think the plan of a tech would be to sort of figure herself out and then bring it into the bedroom with the guy?
1:28:40🔗
Drew
I think if she can't, she can't even direct the guy more clearly, but she may not know what she needs.
1:28:54🔗
Caller
I'm curious if there are like something that just like, do some people just not ever?
1:29:06🔗
Drew
Yeah. If you're able to have intimacy and you have no major traumas and you're medically okay, you're not a medication, you should be able to figure things out.
1:29:45🔗
Adam
No, Kelly doesn't either of that. She just hangs her ass off the raft and she's got to do the work.
1:30:01🔗
Adam
Well, people call this show and they get upset when we don't give them the answer that they want in their fantasy world.
1:30:09🔗
Adam
I can't have an orgasm orally. I can't have it through penetration. So all right, get a vibrator and-
1:30:17🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
She can't make herself have one. I think it's true. It's sort of what you said. She doesn't know what she wants.
1:30:23🔗
Adam
Well, but listen to this too. I mean, for women, so much of it is psychological, and she was a little bit angry.
1:30:30🔗
Drew
Yeah, but yeah, and she's had some male experiences that weren't so hot, but she has a good relationship now that she's connected to. Maybe it's not what it appears. Who knows?
1:30:39🔗
Adam
She was raped, though, and she has a little bit of anger left in. That's enough to get in the way, I'd say.
1:30:47🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to go to the phones? I want to say one more thing about being special. Yeah. Here's what I've decided. Here's where the trouble is. Here. I've got to put my finger on it now. People in this country, at least, have been told and convinced that you're born special. You're not born special, you earn special. All the people who are now special, it's all through effort and achievement. So if you think you're born special, then why do anything? Why not just sit down and be special? Drew's a special guy, but Drew wasn't special until he did all the things that he had to do to become Drew. You know what I mean?
1:31:44🔗
Adam
Okay, but you went to college and then you went to med school and then you started volunteering your time and then you accumulated all this knowledge and then you shared it with everyone and eventually you became special. But if you just announced that you were special at 15, got a job at the Dairy Queen and called it a life, how special would you be? How special would a president or an Ath or Michael Jordan or an artist or a singer or a comedian or performer, a race car driver, anybody you look up to as special, how special are they minus the achievement?
1:32:24🔗
Adam
How rich was Donald Trump when he was, well, his folks were rich. But here's my point, you need that and that's the part we're missing.
1:32:32🔗
Adam
You got to bust your hump, everybody. Otherwise, a special is nothing as a matter of fact, gets in the way.
1:32:51🔗
Drew
You want to be a motivational speaker. Adam, there's a career in that for you. He retards.
1:33:11🔗
Caller
My girlfriend, we've been together for a few months. We've recently started talking about marriage and stuff like that, so we're into it. But she has a bad odor from it. It increases when we have sex.
1:33:31🔗
Caller
But she has a bad odor and it increases as we get going. But that's one way. I'm wondering if it's that normal or...
1:33:53🔗
Drew
That's an anti-yeast pill. But she may need more than that. She may need something called Flagell, a metronidazole cream. Or you've taken Flagell.
1:34:13🔗
Kelly Wiglesworth
Yeah, it wasn't Giardia. It was a parasite. Oh, I thought that it might have been Giardia from the river.
1:34:31🔗
Drew
Giardia is a protozoan that populates your small bowel, gives you bad diarrhea and nausea.
1:35:24🔗
Adam
Well, there you go. Another fabulous episode of Loveline in the Toilet. I want to thank Kelly for coming in here from Survivor.
1:35:44🔗
Adam
No, you have a very good presence. Very, very likable person. Very, very down earth, very realistic.
1:35:58🔗
Adam
No, she has a very genuine presence. You get a sort of what you see is what you get kind of feeling. Yeah, I like that. I'm used to dealing with this kaleidoscope facade of a man over here, Drew.
1:36:23🔗
Adam
That is a nice sweatshirt. Very nice. Unfortunately, I can't wear it because I look like a dick walking around with a Man Show sweatshirt on. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:36:38🔗
Caller
This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Anne Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.