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Voiceover
Is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain... Are we on the point in Minneapolis?... listener discretion is advised. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.
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Adam
Why, but how come you can't hear yourself during that part, Anderson? I can't hear myself during that part, can I?
2:06🔗
Adam
All right. So when do we go on the air? What point? Like how many seconds before 10? Right at 10?
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Caller
No, it's like at 1020, but usually it's right when I point at you unless Drew turns his mic on and starts to talk.
2:25🔗
Adam
That's what I think. Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-FAX-Number-310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is the dumbest board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist you ever want to meet. Tonight our guest is from Big Brother. Brittany is in here. Drew is smitten with Big Brother. I've not caught on to Big Brother, but Drew certainly has, and part of that's because he's being paid to do it. But the other part is, is he's genuinely interested in the human condition and dynamics and how people interact together?
3:12🔗
Yeah.
3:25🔗
Adam
Now here's what happened. I played them, we're going to get to Brittany and Big Brother. I played in that softball game last night in Lancaster. How'd you do? One for two. I hit the ball kind of hard to right field, nothing spectacular. But I made the best catch I've ever made.
3:47🔗
Adam
In center field. I'm talking dead, run, skyrocket, hit out there a million miles high, on my horse, and diving. I mean, I hyper extended my left shoulder. And I'm not talking about a good catch for a lame chick or a drunken guy who's in a band. I'm talking about a-
4:04🔗
Adam
Willie Mays. Absolutely. If anyone saw that game, feel free to call in and tell me all about it.
4:16🔗
Adam
I don't call them opiates. They're pills. I took a Vicodin when I got home because I hyperextended my left shoulder. I mean, I laid out flat in the air and skidded on my face for 10 feet in the middle of the center field. It was one of those hold the ball up because no one thought I had it. And then I threw my back out taking a bow. I really did. I bowed. The place went nuts. So I got home that night. I took a Vicodin and had a couple of glasses of wine.
4:47🔗
Adam
No. Felt fine. Woke up the next morning, got up early, you know, 8.30, 8.45 in the morning, got up, had a headache, took three aspirin.
4:56🔗
Adam
Had an empty stomach and I was like dehydrated. I had half a cup of coffee and started heaving. It was great. And then heaved for like the next hour. And then I had like a eye drop full of tap water and heaved. That is everything. I heaved up air. I heaved up everything that went into my mouth. I swallowed some dust. I actually I swallowed a little plaque about nine thirty in the morning. I had that up too. So a lot of heaving. That's what happened to my eyelids. All right. Let's talk to Brittany now. Brittany, when did they throw you out of the house?
5:37🔗
Adam
And I got to get all the rules down because I've just been, I have a very rudimentary awareness of the show. I don't exactly know how.
6:01🔗
Drew
They end it on Wednesday, it'll be down to three and then the public will pick the number one, two, and three spots.
6:08🔗
Adam
Interesting. Why were you tossed out in your estimation? Why did they say they tossed you out?
6:19🔗
Brittany Petros
So yeah, what happened was the week that I was up, there was six of us I think that were up for nomination because we all voted each other and we all got two votes.
6:28🔗
Brittany Petros
Yeah. Everybody was up in the house except for Jamie. So there were six of us that were up. And then the public votes and there's this huge, whether or not I got banished fairly. There's another guy in the house, George, and his wife, I guess, made this big banish Brittany movement because I turned out to be the most popular on the AOL poll.
6:48🔗
Brittany Petros
So she saw me as the biggest competition. And I guess she has a friend that works at the phone company or some company picked up the tab. And she had these phones put at a bar and had people, um, be able to vote for free because it's cost a dollar, cost 99 cents to vote.
7:11🔗
Adam
What I'm saying is at first I thought, well, all right, that's a smart way to get people not to vote multiple, multiple times.
7:49🔗
Adam
Right. All right. So there's a little controversy in that she may have stuffed the ballot box.
7:54🔗
Drew
But I think you had it right, though, because Brittany, when she came out, said- I think the way people vote is just so interesting, because you don't vote because you like somebody.
8:03🔗
Drew
Because they- and it's not dislike even. It's sort of like anybody that stands out gets voted. Why did Cassandra get voted out?
8:24🔗
Drew
But you know what I mean? It's a very strange phenomenon. And you said that when you came out, that you were very, very popular, but you believe that since you were popular, probably people also- you stood out.
8:34🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, too, I think that the people that are online, voting on the polls, and where I came out most popular, I think a lot of them are younger people, and it's their parents that don't really think the girl with pink hair and the nose ring should be someone that they look up to.
8:50🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, I answered an ad in the paper, went down there, filled in an application, they had you in front of a camera for two minutes, and you said why you thought you were interesting, and then just left. Then about a month later, I got a phone call, and it was actually kind of funny because I forgot I did it. It was so much later that I didn't- and for my works, I do pharmaceutical sales and we do things with.
9:32🔗
Adam
24 hours ago, so help me God. Why? Because I was in Lancaster for this softball game that I hyperextended my shoulder. There's a lawsuit. I can't really talk about it. But I was in Lancaster.
9:52🔗
Adam
Good hour and change. Yeah. It's one of these things where you're passing Magic Mountain and you look up in the sign and it says, 30 miles. Lancaster, 46 miles. You go, Holy Christ. That son of a bitch who sold me on the game. So that's about the same distance as Magic Mountain. But anyway, I was driving home last night. Yeah. Okay. I had a beer in the dugout. I was driving home and I thought as I got into my car, I thought, I got to pee. I don't have to pee. But wait a minute. I'm thinking about pee. So that must mean something. You know that thought where it's like, I don't really have to pee, but yet pee is now running through my head and something is going on with pee, but I don't have to pee. But yet I'm going to be on the road for an hour and 15 minutes. Maybe I should take a leak. On the other hand, I don't really know where I am. Screw it. I'll be lucky to get back on the freeway as it is.
10:44🔗
Adam
Well, as I was driving through like Pacoima or Sun Valley, that's when it really kicked in. But I thought I'll be goddamned if I'm going to pull over in this hellhole. And for those of you who don't live in that neighborhood, you know firsthand what a dump it is. And I grew up in that area, or at least in North Hollywood in that area. No way am I pulling over to take a leak. Plus with all the screwed up foreigners who are on gas stations now, what are your chances of taking a leak? You end up just leaking behind the place in the tub that they check the inner tubes in anyway, right? I mean what are the chances some guy is going to use his bathroom? In California, in Southern California, the a-holes that own gas stations, and all of you should kill yourselves immediately, please. These steely-eyed foreigners who sit there behind that four inch glass and tell you they're out of everything and throw your change in, what are the chances you're going to use your bathroom? Forget it. So I kept driving, and it was getting bad, and it was getting real bad. And when I got off the on-ramp from my house, I didn't bother going up the hill. I kept driving to the church parking lot, whipped out the Evian bottle, and cleaned myself out right there.
11:57🔗
Brittany Petros
Oh, yeah. So then I just kept being called back for interview after interview, and then once they tell us that we make it, we get about a week to figure out what we're going to do. So I had a week to quit my job, and I owned a duplex. So I had to prepay all my bills for my tenants and stuff. So it was pretty hectic, and then I got in the house.
12:33🔗
Adam
All right. No, I'd kill myself if I found out how much it was. Are you ready to go to the phones? Sure. Yep. And what are you doing now? Are you just going back to Minneapolis?
12:49🔗
Adam
Have a good time. Have fun. You have fun with the other 8,000 people they employ. Oh, yeah, they want to remember you. Don't bother talking to them.
13:06🔗
Adam
No, listen, I'm telling you, forget it. You got to go make your own stuff. They're not going to get you any jobs. Do what I did. Do reverse psychology on them. Tell them not to call you and not to bother you. Then they'll get nervous and start calling and wanting to go to lunch. You see what I'm saying?
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All right.
13:33🔗
I have to be kind of quiet because my parents are in the other room.
13:36🔗
But my girlfriend's pregnant.
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She wants to keep the baby.
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She's 16.
13:44🔗
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I want her to have an abortion.
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I want to know, like, if I can do anything about it.
13:56🔗
Drew
No. You can help raise the baby. You're going to have to. You're going to have a... Financially, you're going to be required to help support that baby.
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Well, she doesn't want to do that either.
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Why?
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She wants to keep the baby herself, and she doesn't think that...
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Her dad, she doesn't know where her dad is.
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She had her when she was 17.
14:30🔗
Adam
Perfect. Yes, it's that big crap go round that keeps spinning in the sky. All right, Mike, well, you just hopped on the crap go round. Hey. Enjoy.
14:40🔗
Drew
Don't be part of the, at least insofar as this merry ground goes, don't be a part of I don't know where dad is syndrome.
14:46🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. She should know, your daughter or son should know you're in Florida and remarried. Okay. You understand? That's your response. You know, I'm now lowering the bar for all dads. Forget about supporting your child. Forget about being a part of your child's life. Forget about raising your child. At least have them know what part of the country you're in. That's all I want now. So instead of like, I don't know where my dad is, he moved to Atlanta and he owns a bait and tackle place.
15:19🔗
Drew
But if Mike really wants something to do, he can try to prevail upon his girlfriend to do what's right for that child, which is to get a family, which is prepared to raise a child in an adopted family.
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Right.
15:35🔗
Yes.
15:37🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, when I was three, I was molested. And I'm really attracted to older men, like older men.
15:54🔗
Adam
It's fading in and out. Oh, do I have the energy to go off on Westwood 1 and what a flaming turd this dump is? All right. Go ahead, Christy. So how old are the older guys you're into?
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Brittany Petros
What do you think it is about them that you find attractive that you don't find in someone your own age?
16:44🔗
Drew
Usually, it sort of sets people on a trajectory. It's like it wires them in a certain way that it's almost like they have to recreate that same trauma over and over and over again. Once they hit puberty, pow, becomes finding those kinds of guys and older. Think about the 30-year-old guy that would go out with Christy, who that would be.
17:02🔗
Adam
Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Walter Raleigh. Hey, let me make this assertion. I never really thought about this too much, but women seem more susceptible to this. Yeah. Because they have faulty wiring, whereas men, they're wired like Jags, whereas men are wired like Fords. We got a little more casing on our wires, a little thicker gauge. Do you know what I'm saying, Drew? A little better wiring.
17:25🔗
Adam
But here's why I think, I'm just trying to figure out why it is that women, when they get monkeyed with, go a little wackier than when men get monkeyed with. I realize it's probably the same thing that makes them mothers or more nurturing parents.
17:44🔗
Adam
Yeah, their skin isn't as thick, and so when they get screwed with, it really screws with them. Whereas with guys, it's like kicking an armadillo or something.
17:53🔗
Drew
Yeah, but what would happen to the five-year-old male that was sexually abused by a male?
17:59🔗
Adam
Oh, by a male? This isn't by a male though. This is by a female. It's not the same thing.
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Right.
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Drew
What have you ever heard of a female sexually abusing a five-year-old male? What if it doesn't happen?
18:17🔗
Adam
Yeah, but it's like saying, it's like saying a bear dry-humped Christie and what if a bear dry-humped a younger bear? It's the same, it's a different thing. Okay, I know you're squinting, but I'm saying a guy going at a young guy is different. Why? Because one is homo-sexual and the other is hetero-sexual.
18:41🔗
Adam
I know, but you're trying to draw an analogy and you have to, or a comparison, and you're doing apples and oranges now.
18:48🔗
Drew
I see what you're saying. So let's say it had been, let's say Christie was eight years old and a 15-year-old female got at her. What do you think the impact of that would have been?
19:18🔗
Drew
Well, or you can go back and forth, but it establishes what's called a trajectory. It's like you start moving rapidly in one direction or the other, and that direction you've gone is more towards sex as we're really recreating that original trauma.
19:38🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, do you feel good about yourself when you act sexually, or do you regret it?
19:47🔗
Drew
Yeah, this is how people become sexual compulsives. Okay, this is the story of sexual compulsivity. Sexual abuse in childhood, this is what starts in teenage years, and it continues to fuel the shame, fuel the lack of self-esteem. It feels good in the moment, and it also feels whole, like you're in control of those awful feelings associated with that trauma, and then you come out of it even feeling worse, and then having to do it all again in order to try to recreate, and feel good, and control those feelings.
20:12🔗
Adam
Drew, you did that whole thing in real time. Do you realize that? You know what I mean? Like the relationship.
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Yeah.
20:28🔗
Adam, I like to say, you are a genius.
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None of people call in and compliment Drew.
20:40🔗
Because you hold the show together.
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Without you, it'd be Adam.
20:47🔗
Yeah.
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Okay.
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I want to know.
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No, I don't.
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Okay.
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All right.
21:09🔗
Okay. I want to know, can you have a dry orgasm?
21:14🔗
Drew
Yeah. But usually, You can? Well, it's usually from a retrograde ejaculation. The semen goes back into the bladder instead of forward out.
21:31🔗
Drew
No. No, if that happens, no, it doesn't hurt anything. It's not a healthy thing, but not a bad thing.
21:49🔗
Adam
Seamless penis. Yeah. Yeah, because that's the secondhand jizz that kills. Yeah. Well, you know what I'm saying?
22:02🔗
Why don't you guys let me talk?
22:04🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. Okay. I got to be the only guy in the world that does a show that's like sort of aimed for teens, but I hate teenagers. I really hate them. I really have no tolerance for them.
22:25🔗
Adam
That's the ones I hate. I hate the ones that drag their scrawny ass when they're crossing the street and they ain't in a crosswalk and then they look at you and then they look back down at their feet and they're still walking like extra slow. You know people that cross the street?
22:53🔗
Adam
I ran. Everyone ran across the street. When I grew up, if you cross the street, you did it a full sprint. Everyone ran across the street. Nobody walked across the street.
23:06🔗
Adam
No, I ran. I always remember that. It was like you ran because you thought you were going to run over.
23:17🔗
Adam
That's amazing. How dare both of you. Oh man. I hustled because I was a teen. I was a youth, you see. And when I see these scrawny, pissed off kids dragging their scrawny asses across the street now and they slow down when you see it coming. Not me. I see a kid slow down, I speed up when I'm behind the wheel. I'll take his belt right off. I have no problem with that. I'm perfectly confident, by the way, that I could pass a kid's ass going 45 and be within two or three inches of his ass and feel very safe about it.
23:47🔗
Caller
Yes. Hi, Dr. Drew. Hi, everybody. I wanted to ask a question to Brittany. I wanted to know if you're still angry at Jamie and at George's wife or what they've done.
24:35🔗
Brittany Petros
I think, especially after this last round, apparently she did the same thing that she did with me, but targeted Jamie this time. And I think that shows her reasoning for targeting me the time before was because I turned out to be the most popular on the AOL poll, and she wanted to get rid of competition. Jamie was not the next most popular, but she was the only other girl. And in talking to other people that know her, I think her wanting the girls off speaks volumes about her own insecurities. And you can't really be angry with someone. I just, you know, I guess I kind of more feel bad.
25:10🔗
Brittany Petros
Jamie, and I was never angry with Jamie. I don't think she has a bad heart. I don't think she's a bad person. I just think that she's not as open as she could be. And I definitely do.
25:19🔗
Drew
What made you believe that? That segment where she was trying to make amends with people about selecting the agent?
25:26🔗
Brittany Petros
You know what? It wasn't exactly that. It was more when I got out of the house and I think about all the people that I spent time with, I really don't know anything about her. I lived with her for two months and I don't know her opinions on anything. I don't know.
25:45🔗
Brittany Petros
You know what? I did initially, but after speaking with her family and friends, they say that she is like that. That's how she is. So I think maybe it's more so since she's on TV. I mean, she talks about storylines all the time and she did in the house. I mean, she's definitely conscious. She wants to make it in Hollywood. She doesn't want to make waves. I think it's sad because there's probably things about her or her life that if she would have shared could affect people watching. I think that she's really missed an opportunity to help people, which is sad and in the process she's damaged her own image. So, I don't know. It's not really anger. I just.
26:39🔗
Adam
Right. I understand. You have any questions about like a Mexican soap or something? We can wax on for about 20 minutes on.
26:48🔗
Adam
Is Big Brother going to go next season? Are they going to go somewhere? Are they going to do another season? They're talking about them. Are they going to be somewhere?
27:02🔗
Brittany Petros
But everything breaks in it. The chairs break, the silverware break. I don't know how it cost them money.
27:13🔗
Adam
We are going to take ourselves a little break. Brittany is here from Big Brother. Dr. Drew is also joining us from Big Brother. And we'll be back after this.
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Back in a minute.
28:01🔗
Adam
Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. What? Is that it?
28:13🔗
Adam
I was vomiting all morning. My shoulders hyper-extended. I feel like hell. Brittany from Big Brothers are guests tonight, and this show is going to have its big climax coming up this Friday, right?
28:30🔗
Brittany Petros
I want Eddie to win, but who knows? The public's voting and hey, I don't understand it.
28:37🔗
Brittany Petros
Yeah, he did. Eddie and I have talked about it. He mentioned it to the house.
28:42🔗
Drew
Because his medical situation really frightens me because here's my thing. He had an osteosarcoma, his kid has one leg. Osteosarcoma when he was 11 had an amputation. They usually give chemo and then it's either cured or it isn't.
28:57🔗
Drew
And if it isn't, I saw some pictures of him where his hair was missing like he had had chemo recently. That is bad news if that's in fact what's happening here.
29:08🔗
Drew
And then they talked about medical bills and it's like wait a minute if he had medical bills from back then why does he still have them now? Unless he's still getting treatment and if he's still getting treatments that's awful.
29:18🔗
Brittany Petros
Well from what I understand that the medical bill is only paid for 70 percent, his insurance is only paid for 70 percent.
29:25🔗
Drew
But the hospitals only let you go out over two years in terms of payment plans. So what has accumulated over the last, what's he been doing for the last nine years?
29:38🔗
Brittany Petros
Well I think they had to take a couple mortgages or something out on the house and that's what he's calling his medical bills.
29:46🔗
Drew
Because there was one of those old tapes they had of him in one of those trial tapes, he looked like he had lost hair, like he had hair loss.
30:06🔗
Adam
I thought you meant like he was giving a deposition or something. All right, well, that's no fun. Hey, what's the show? It's in the top 10, right?
30:22🔗
Drew
Just like the man show. Wait a minute. No, wait a minute. Man show is quite make the top 10.
30:36🔗
Best show on television, the man show.
30:52🔗
Best show on television, the man show.
31:10🔗
Caller
First off, I'd like to say, Drew, you're literally a genius. Appreciate what you do for the people. They really don't get enough credit.
31:35🔗
Caller
Well, no. Before I get to my question, I wanted to make a couple requests if there's any opportunity.
32:03🔗
Caller
If there's any chance that might have a little revival of the word recoculus for the evening, that would be.
32:20🔗
Adam
No, I was high on Vicodin last night. Not tonight. I mean later tonight, but not now. Aaron?
32:28🔗
Caller
I'm good for probably two or three ejaculations in one day. But then it's going to take me probably a couple of days to recuperate from that in order to create more semen. When I don't have the semen when I ejaculate, it's kind of painful. It's not the erection itself. It's as painful just not having the semen. Is there any way, any food that can be eaten?
32:48🔗
Adam
You mean if you masturbate and there's nothing in there and you have just a dry run, it's painful? Is that what you're saying?
33:02🔗
Adam
All right. But listen, you masturbate a couple of times and then it takes you a couple of days to fill up again?
33:10🔗
Caller
No. If I'm good for two or three, I'm thinking, you know, I used to go every day. If you go a couple of times every day for a while, it really kind of wears down.
33:21🔗
Adam
I don't know what he's saying. Listen, I know what you're talking about, how it hurts more when there's nothing in there because I was vomiting up air today and it was worse. No satisfaction at all. You know what it's like? You're yelling at the sink. You're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, nothing comes out. It's weird. I'm hoping none of the neighbors were looking at it, it was over the kitchen sink yelling at it. When something comes out of you, at least it makes sense.
33:49🔗
Drew
Oh my God. Aaron, no, there's nothing you can do. You can ease up and just get back in line with your body.
34:00🔗
Adam
No, but he says, here's Aaron's assertion, is he gets, he masturbates two or three times and then gets lucky the next day.
34:08🔗
Adam
And that's his situation, which I'm sure doesn't happen. How often is that going to happen? That you're taken by surprise by sex, Aaron?
34:18🔗
Adam
All right. Well, if you're seeing a couple of women, stop jacking off every five minutes.
34:24🔗
Adam
And listen, you're talking, I mean, I'm a guy who's masturbated plenty, especially, and you know, I put together some good days and something will always come out, believe you me.
34:36🔗
Adam
One time I turned inside out, but no, it's something comes out. Believe me. And listen, you don't hell, man. You could you could whack off three, four, five times one night, sleep for six hours and get one off in the morning and something, something would come out equivalent to what came out the night before. It's pretty fast. Don't you say? You don't know anything about that, Drew. You don't you don't check, you don't check yourself like that.
35:08🔗
Adam
You hear that? I know my grandmother listens to the show. You hear that? Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, Jesus. I had lunch with my grandma. You know, now, you know, my grandma always wants to talk to me about the show.
35:29🔗
Adam
Well, I'd say, I'd say yes, but to be fair to her, she would have been disappointed no matter what I did. It's not exactly. It's not just the show that disappoints her. But now every time we get to get her, you know, she wants to discuss, you know, she'll and she'll she'll do this too. And it made me I started to think about it. I thought, you know, now I'm like trying to avoid her because she'll call me on the phones. I'll go, you know, how about we go to lunch this week, Grandma? She'll go, all right. Good, because I had a few things I needed to talk to you. I got a bone or two to pick with you about the show. And I think, oh, Christ. It's like, I got to pay for this?
36:11🔗
Adam
Oh, rape and that kind of stuff. A big rape discussion. It was nice. You ever talk to your grandma about rape? I think rape is a good thing. Yeah.
36:28🔗
Adam
Always friendly. It's always great to be talking about rape with your grandma. Yeah. Hey, Brittany, have you ever spoke to your grandmother about rape?
36:39🔗
Adam
It's a treat. It's a treat. Oh, wait a minute. Let me think. Did I bring it up? No, I think maybe she brought it up. Wait a minute.
37:06🔗
Adam
Yeah. We were actually eating dinner at the dinner table. We weren't just at the dinner table, drinking with it out in the backyard.
37:14🔗
Adam
Somebody brought it up to her, yeah. But she was embarrassed that she didn't know what the term meant.
37:23🔗
Yeah.
37:26🔗
First off, I'd like to say I'm voting for you for president.
37:31🔗
And then I got a couple of questions for Brittany and then a bunch for you, okay?
37:37🔗
Go.
37:39🔗
Brittany, I want to know if those pictures of you on the internet are real.
37:43🔗
Brittany Petros
There's a picture of me in a green dress that's real, and there's a picture of me in a white sweatshirt that's real. The other ones, the naked ones, I'm assuming you're talking about? No, those are not real. I mean, they don't even look like me. I can't believe people ask me. I mean, the girl is a lot taller than me, heavier than me, has long hair, and I had short hair. I mean, it's, they're not me.
38:04🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, apparently, they're pictures of me at Burning Man, and then they have some of me. It's so funny, they have a whole bunch of pictures of me at Burning Man, and I have short hair. There's two pictures, you can tell it's me, and I have short hair, and then they have a couple naked ones, and this girl.
38:15🔗
Adam
That Burning Man is where they go just light that big wicker guy, and everyone gets naked, makes love, and rolls around.
38:35🔗
Brittany Petros
And I'll put in there also, the ones of Jamie are not real either. I talked to her friend, and the naked pictures of her aren't real either. So all the nude pictures of the Big Brother girls are fake.
38:47🔗
Adam
Burning Man is where a bunch of communists and long hairs and bead wearing types, you know, kids with tattoos and the bones through their noses.
39:03🔗
Adam
And everyone gets naked and runs around, and they wrestle with each other, and then they burn this big effigy. Yeah. Well, what's different? What's different than how I described it?
39:15🔗
Brittany Petros
It's a temporary artistic community. A lot of it is about art, and people get grants to go build art.
39:21🔗
Brittany Petros
And you don't go out there and get, not everybody. Yes, there are some people that go out there and drink and do drugs, but there's a lot of people that don't. There's a lot of people that don't and go out there to get away from life as you know it.
39:41🔗
Brittany Petros
It was just a nice getaway. I just ran around and talked to people and dressed up, wore costumes. It's kind of like Halloween.
39:57🔗
Adam
You don't want to get drunk because it'll ruin your ex high. Oh, God. Please, how dare you?
40:04🔗
Adam
What do you take me for? You were high on peyote and it was ex one night, peyote the next night, mushroom the next night, ass of the night after that.
40:13🔗
Adam
Everyone there is high as a kite. They're running around naked, spitting their parents by artistic expression.
40:27🔗
Adam
That's it. We're taking a break. How dare you try to lie to my face? We'll be back after this. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Brittany's our guest tonight from...
41:12🔗
Adam
Yeah, I was gonna say Full House for some reason. From Big Brother, Full, wait a minute, Full House? No, Facts of Life, that's back on. I'm watching the hell out of that show.
41:35🔗
Adam
Catch Dr. Drew, buddy. All right, where are we? All right. I was talking to your friend about Burning Man, by the way. She said you were high as a kite and naked as a jaybird the entire time.
41:46🔗
Adam
Absolutely. Believe me. She said, how do you know so much? I said, well, don't worry. You don't go over there as part of your art scholarship. Mike?
41:56🔗
Yeah.
41:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, I have been talking to this girl on the internet for about two months now, and I think I know her pretty well, because I've talked to her on the phone a lot, and she wants me to go to her house on the 29th, but because her mom will be out of town, what should I do?
42:14🔗
Adam
Well, really, here's probably the reality. His wife will be out of town, not her mom will be out of town.
42:39🔗
Adam
Hey, you know that friend I never talk about who lives in the three counties over? Yeah, I'm going to sleep over.
42:45🔗
Drew
If you are hell-bent on meeting her, meet her in some neutral place first before you go for somebody's house.
42:54🔗
Drew
If you're halfway to Riverside, Norwich County, take a friend with you and make sure she takes a friend with her, too. And do not, do not.
43:19🔗
Adam
Because he's 16 and they live far apart and he can't swing it. And how- And she's 16 as well?
43:30🔗
Adam
You got to bring some wine cooler, some condoms, brother. And your mom's going to drop you over so you can rape this 14-year-old?
43:48🔗
Caller
Because like on AOL as the messenger, I can send pictures and stuff. And that's where I met her.
44:19🔗
Adam
I see. All right. All right. Bring a friend. Meet somewhere in between. Remember those days of being a 16-year-old guy and you can't operate? You don't think that way? You go, listen, I don't understand. Just go swing over to her house, pick her up, take her out to a nice lunch and drop her back. It's like I'm 16. I got a moped.
44:54🔗
Caller
Well, I've got leaky gut syndrome. I was just curious if there was any cures, fixes, remedies, anything like that.
45:08🔗
Caller
Well, no. What happens to me is any time I eat anything with wheat or barley or oats or any type of grain like that, if I follow a meal like that with some high protein or high sugar, I get really, really sick and excruciatingly bad headaches.
45:37🔗
Drew
I think there's various little theories about people having abnormalities of transport of certain cycloride ions across those membranes in the certain parts of the bowel.
45:51🔗
Drew
Yeah. This is all theoretical stuff. If I remember, some of these things occur like in cystic fibrosis.
46:01🔗
Adam
What is that? All right. Hey, listen. Hey, Rick? Yeah. You know, Kelsey Grammer heads up the Irritable Bowel Foundation. Does he really? Yes, he does. Him and his wife. Apparently, his wife has irritable bowel. It's a weird thing to lend your name to, but why not? You know? Hey, so Rick?
46:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know, I ate Mexican the other night. I took a full green scallion, and I shoved the whole thing in my mouth. I was chewing it, and I was thinking, boy, it's too bad Drew didn't eat this thing. He'd be farting up a storm.
47:11🔗
Brittany Petros
The guy's bedroom stinks so bad in the morning. They pass gas in their sleep. It's so gross. We separated. We made the guys have one bedroom, and the girls have one bedroom, because the guys stink so bad. And they snore. They snore. Curtis snores so bad. And it's not even a rhythmic.
47:34🔗
Adam
Oh. You see, for one second, I was interested in the goings on of the Big Brother house.
47:44🔗
Adam
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Can I see some of the notes you took at Burning Man? You're just a casual observer, right? All right. I'm going to go get more dirt on you. I'll see you on Brittany from Big Brother from her friend in the next room. And we'll be back after this.
48:04🔗
Um, back in a minute.
49:06🔗
Adam
We don't care. We've done a million of these shows. This is just one other. This is just a crappy one we've done. We don't even remember. I just got done whacking off to my mom. Oh, how dare you. How dare you, Anderson. Shandala, Shandala, Shandala. That's when Born Again Frank, I used to work with at the closet place in Burbank. I used to break into tongues once in a while. I'm so lucky I didn't kill myself. I really planned on it for so many years. Brittany's our guest tonight from Big Brother. She got tossed out, but they're going to declare her winner.
49:53🔗
Adam
You see, being tossed out to me means you can come back when you get your S together, like when you sober up and change your underpants, you might be able to come back.
50:12🔗
That's why they didn't let you back in.
50:13🔗
Brittany Petros
I know, yeah. The host guest got to pick somebody to go back in, and they didn't pick me.
50:20🔗
Drew
You know what's interesting? I don't know if you can, are you watching Tapes now or anything?
50:29🔗
Brittany Petros
Because I'm the only one that he could swear at and yell at and blew him off.
50:43🔗
Brittany Petros
Oh, they don't want people to sneak into the toilet area and make out or tell secrets.
50:47🔗
Brittany Petros
They don't roll film, apparently. They're not supposed to. They're not rolling film.
50:53🔗
Brittany Petros
They just watch. But there's film there in case you try to sneak in there. And they have it in the shower, too. So there's a camera on you in the shower because they don't want people to go in the shower and talk about stuff. So they say it's for our protection, too. If we slip and fall, then they know that we're injured and can help us.
51:09🔗
Adam
How does someone know when you slip and fall in your duplex in Minneapolis? Well, wait a minute, though.
51:21🔗
Brittany Petros
They say they don't. They have it on monitors. They only roll tape if someone is going to go in the shower and do something not showering.
51:32🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, there's a whole bunch of monitors. There's like 20, 30 monitors, and it's one of them.
51:48🔗
Yes.
51:55🔗
Adam
They don't do that? Listen. I'd won more than 500 grand for 39 days. How many days is this? One million. Do you hear me? With taxes.
52:07🔗
Brittany Petros
I'd like to apologize to my parents on the air for talking about it. Sorry for embarrassing you.
52:20🔗
Adam
But what about, I mean, is a guy supposed to make it 90 days? Does he have a conjugal visit with his hand or something like that?
52:30🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, there's blankets. I mean, no one's going to admit, but there's blankets, so I bet something goes on.
52:38🔗
Adam
Listen, guys do it at like camp and while they're sleeping over at their grandparent's house and all of it.
52:43🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, we make a joke because Eddie rubs his foot at night, he rocks it back and forth, and so we always make fun of him. Say it's a cover.
52:53🔗
Adam
I had a friend, I won't mention his name, squeezed one off in the bed with his dad. It was probably like California King or something. His dad's on one side, he's on the other, squeezed one off. I mean, that's commitment. It's not like they were sleeping together for weeks either, it was like one night. Yeah, that's commitment. Oh, I would have broken that seal. I would have intentionally got myself, I would have tried to set fire to the house, got myself tossed out so I could go masturbating. Oh, are you kidding? 90 days? Impossible. Impossible. But young guys? No way.
53:32🔗
Adam
No way. No, I mean, like some of those guys are in their mid-20s, right? Early 20s. A guy in his mid-early 20s, three days is a pretty good haul. Four or five days is, Jesus, what's up?
53:55🔗
Adam
No way. And what about taking showers and stuff? Are you uncomfortable that there's some guys in a-
54:01🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, I actually wore my bathing suit. Both Cassandra and I wore bathing suits.
54:04🔗
Brittany Petros
Yeah. I did. Well, everybody else, except one day I didn't. We painted ourselves. We were animals.
54:10🔗
Brittany Petros
I was a giraffe, and I couldn't get the paint off, so one time I had to take my bathing suit off.
54:19🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, she was not embarrassed about taking off her clothes in front of the camera, and it wasn't really as like she didn't dance or anything for us. She just would apply lotion like you would at home or change. I mean, she was very uninhibited.
54:37🔗
Brittany Petros
But not. She didn't do it in front of the men. It was just in the girl's bedroom.
54:43🔗
Brittany Petros
Yeah, you just sit there and you for me personally, I would sit down and cover my face and go, OK, I'm going to go now. I'm going to go now. For some reason, if I talked my way through it, I felt better. I don't know why. I know. And then I'd say, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. So.
55:15🔗
Brittany Petros
Brittany, I don't watch the show. I don't know who you are, but I hope you're having a good day.
55:22🔗
Adam
All right. She deserves it for not knowing about the man show. Pretending like she didn't know about the man show.
55:36🔗
Adam
Listen to your governor. Do you know who Jesse Ventura is? The governor of your great stay? Of course. Best show on television. The man show. That's right. The best. The best. You can take it as a joke.
55:56🔗
Brittany Petros
OK. First, just a few. OK. Do you guys keep tapes of previous shows that you can sell or whatever?
56:09🔗
Adam
I know. That'd just be funny. You picture getting hitting up Ann for those? She went, huh?
56:26🔗
Adam
We'll work on that. I'll get Ann on that. Hi, this is Jonathan. This is Philly. From Korn. And you're listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on...
56:38🔗
Adam
We'll get Ann. I haven't talked to Ann a couple of weeks, but we should come sit again. All right, what else?
56:44🔗
Really quick.
56:46🔗
Brittany Petros
I have a sleeping problem where when I go to bed, I go to bed around 10.30 and I can't fall asleep until one in the morning. Do they have a name for that?
58:10🔗
Adam
Anyway. Listen, Devon, I know you're depressed. Okay. But here's what you got to do. You got to start watching your diet and getting yourself some exercise and feeling better.
58:19🔗
Drew
And find something that you can do, that you like to do, that gives you some sense of worth and purpose. All right. That's fine.
58:28🔗
Brittany Petros
I have some weird side effects with my medication. So I went to the doctor to talk to him about it, right?
58:40🔗
Brittany Petros
My throat would close, my tongue would swell up, I'd start throwing up and all this sort of stuff. I asked him about it. He's like, oh, you're imagining it. I'm like, okay.
58:49🔗
Drew
Well, it's not the kind of symptom that you would have occasionally from Zoloft. If you're going to have a true allergic reaction that's wheezing and throat closing that goes on and on and gets worse, the more you take the medicine doesn't pass. And if you're anxious and panicky and vomit, you're anxious and panicky and vomiting, that's a different problem.
59:10🔗
Adam
Oh, it's so depressing. Listen, Devon, I realize what a hell Devon's life is. And then I know once your life becomes hellish, you just withdraw and then you make your life hellish on your own. Like here's how it works. Everyone else turns your life into hell for a while. And then eventually you push them out and you take over.
59:33🔗
Adam
And you become the guy in the Satan outfit, cracking the whip and laughing maniacally, instead of society, classmates, parents, that kind of stuff. And I'm telling you, you got to take control of your life. You do. And it's real simple stuff.
59:49🔗
Drew
Well, you actually said something kind of interesting one time. Years ago. Were you in our...
59:52🔗
Drew
Did he say something interesting? He said something interesting one time. We were in Panama City. I remember the moment.
1:00:02🔗
Drew
And you first told me your philosophy on the only thing you can change is yourself and taking responsibility is the key. Really?
1:00:18🔗
Drew
I forgot now. Know that you have to be responsible. You can't blame other things in your life. You have to take responsibility for everything. That's the safest route to go.
1:00:32🔗
Adam
But here's the key. Don't beat yourself up about it. Just take responsibility for it and then figure out ways to change it. I mean, if you show up to a store at noon on a Tuesday and it's closed and every store in the world should be open at noon on a Tuesday, still say to yourself, I should have called to make sure it was open.
1:00:56🔗
Adam
That's the only way you'll get anything out of it. Other than that, you just wasted gas and went home. And if you said, those sons of bitches and got pissed off at them, then it did you no good. So you might as well disclaim it. And you don't have to call yourself stupid. You can still admit that they should have been open. But you go, next time I'll call. And that's it. And you do that with everything in life. Eventually, you get to where you want to be. Aaron? Yes? Yeah, I don't want to talk to you though. I'd rather talk to Sarah over here for a second. Sarah?
1:01:43🔗
Brittany Petros
What is, what are you going to be doing like as a show business? Or are you?
1:01:49🔗
Brittany Petros
Yes, I'm going to be moving out to LA. And I did sign with an agent. I signed with Willie Morris. And basically, I've never acted before, so I'm starting to take classes. And there's a bunch of offers that that I'm going through. And I'm definitely going to follow up on the entertainment business.
1:02:08🔗
Brittany Petros
It's something that's there. There hasn't been anything written up, no contract signs. I'm not exactly sure what I can talk about.
1:02:16🔗
Brittany Petros
Those kind of things. I mean, it's anything from a VJ to hosting a talk show, to commercials, to acting. I mean, any of it. Right now, all of it's being thrown at me. And I'm having my agent kind of sift through it and see what would be best for me.
1:02:37🔗
Brittany Petros
And also, like, what is your relationship going to be between Josh and you after he gets off the show?
1:02:44🔗
Brittany Petros
You know, that's a tough one to say. I'm, first of all, he's still in the show. So it's hard to know what feelings would be outside the show. I mean, it's, when you're in it, when you're stuck in that house, and the only people that are there to be a friend or a boyfriend or anything are those few people that were selected to be in the house. That's your world.
1:03:14🔗
Brittany Petros
I mean, I think he's a great guy. I'm, you know, to be honest, I've seen the tapes, and I'm a little bit angry with some of the stuff that I've seen. And I've definitely, right, the position I'm in right now, I'm not interested in anything, but...
1:03:30🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, I haven't talked to him, because he's still in the house. You know, the house does do weird things to your head. And when he does get out, I'm, you know, we're for sure going to talk.
1:03:50🔗
Adam
I know, but hold on. How long were you with him? How long were you in the house with him?
1:04:36🔗
Adam
No alcohols, no drugs. Your dads, your folks are from Minnesota? Yeah. Everyone in Minnesota is an alcoholic.
1:04:47🔗
Brittany Petros
No, they don't drink. I mean, they have alcohol if they have friends over, but they don't.
1:05:00🔗
Brittany Petros
Oh, no. Nothing, nothing. I don't smoke. I don't even, I'm not even addicted to caffeine.
1:05:04🔗
Drew
You use some language sometimes that suggests a sophistication about those kinds of things. No? That's just you?
1:05:29🔗
Brittany Petros
No. It was one of those things when most of my friends had sex in junior high. I was very much tomboy, very much afraid of boys, just didn't want to deal. Wasn't very popular in junior high, got to senior high, and all of a sudden, all the seniors on the 10th graders, and it was just get the 10th graders. I had this apprehension about it.
1:05:57🔗
Brittany Petros
So, I mean, all through high school, I never really dated anybody more than a month or two. I just, I don't know, I had my own things going on.
1:06:04🔗
Brittany Petros
Then I graduate. I'm still a virgin and it's a big deal, right? I go to college. It's a big deal. I work full time, I go to school full time. I never, I mean, I dated, but my longest relationship was six months in college. And so, I mean, I seriously have fear of commitment. Obviously, that's clear. I look at-
1:06:22🔗
Brittany Petros
I think because most of my friends or a lot of girls that I know get into a guy and then they say, you know, they break up and the only memory they have of the past three years was their three year relationship that a year and a half of it was awful and they fought. And I almost feel like that would take away. I think of all the things I've done. I've traveled, gone to school overseas. Like I've done so much stuff that I probably wouldn't have done if I was in a serious relationship and I look at it as I have my whole life to be in a serious relationship and be connected to someone.
1:07:04🔗
Brittany Petros
Always, always. They're awesome. They still flirt. They've been married 30 years.
1:07:17🔗
Brittany Petros
Oh no. He was a magician and would do magic at her birthday parties. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my God.
1:07:25🔗
Brittany Petros
My dad's awesome. No, I was, I completely, I wanted to be my dad when I was little. I was totally daddy's little girl until I got to be 14. It was way too cool to like either one of my parents for a few years. Lots of issues there and then, you know, teenage and then you get older and you're fine.
1:07:41🔗
Adam
All right. Well, we're not getting to it. You're lucky we didn't gamble on this one. There's got to be something, though.
1:07:54🔗
Brittany Petros
I know. If you guys can figure it out because I really, it's not a religious thing. It's not. And I'm not sure you'd think, okay, I'd like to wait till marriage, but realistically, I'm going to fall in love with someone and I'm going to want to be with them.
1:08:05🔗
Adam
I'll go along with you on the fact that at a certain point, it gets too weird and it gets to be bigger than it is.
1:08:17🔗
Brittany Petros
Yeah. And now I want it. Now I'm like, I'm in my 20s. That's what happened. You graduated, then I got out of college and I'm like, now it's this huge monumental thing that I'm not going to do unless I'm totally in love.
1:08:27🔗
Adam
No, you're screwed now. Yeah. You got this window. You got this window from like, well, if you're one of our callers from 10. You got this window from like 15 to 18 and a half or something, maybe 19, and you got to get drunk and have your boyfriend do it to you in a car down by the lake or whatever. If you don't get it in then, you're off to college and now it becomes weird. Now it's weird and it's probably a little weird for the dude because maybe you're dating a guy and the guy's 28 and he's thinking, jeez, I don't know if I want all this.
1:09:00🔗
Brittany Petros
People go to the place where you went right away. What's wrong? Were you molested? What's wrong with your dad? You're just like, are you religious? Are you psycho? It's just, I don't know what to say.
1:09:18🔗
Drew
But you know what I mean? A guy that you would want to be with would be one like, oh, I don't know if I'm ready to take it on.
1:09:23🔗
Brittany Petros
Oh, and it's definitely been problems. When you date someone this age, you date someone for a few months and you're intimate with them, and it comes to the point where there's, yeah, I have a lot of relationship issues with, you don't care about me as much as I care about you, or you'd want to, and-
1:10:00🔗
Adam
All right. Well, of course, you got to get, yeah, I mean, you got to get through the gate before you get to the Matterhorn.
1:10:11🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, once I do, I'm not going to come. I mean, once it's, you know, I don't have this.
1:10:18🔗
Brittany Petros
I don't know. I would like it, Doctor, if you could explain to me what the issue is.
1:10:25🔗
Drew
I think it's just one of those things. Well, now, I heard you talking to George one night you were going to help his daughter. Remember you were saying what?
1:10:34🔗
Brittany Petros
My point was I think a lot of girls and a lot of my friends would like to take back their first time because they were dating someone. They really didn't know what was going on. They really liked him. It got emotional. And it just kind of happened. And what I was going to talk to his daughters about was for for me and for what I know of my friends that they make mistakes in high emotional situations where they're not thinking. And my point is fine. I mean, if you are young and you want to have sex, you know, go ahead. I don't I don't have a problem. I don't think that everyone should remain a virgin. I just think everyone should make it a choice and not to feel pressured by a boyfriend and not to feel like you're a prude and that you're a loser and you're a dork. And, you know, but not to get on this high horse. I'm a virgin. I'm better than you. Just make a conscious decision and act on that.
1:11:35🔗
Adam
Right. Right. I have a concept, but I'll share it. I'll share it off the air. I'm going to share it off the air.
1:11:43🔗
Adam
Yeah. What's your gynecologist think? That he must marvel at your vagina. He must be like, oh, my God.
1:11:49🔗
Brittany Petros
Well, I mean, everybody thinks it's strange. Everybody thinks it's strange.
1:11:52🔗
Adam
No, but I mean, is it like when a mechanic, like the never been driven Bugatti comes? Yeah. My stepdad used to change the oil in his car like every 500 feet. He'd get out and change the oil. Like if we drove to San Francisco, he'd change it 11 times on the way there. Whenever a mechanic would look at his car, he'd always want to hug my stepdad. He'd go, oh, this is great. Oh, look at this. Oh, that's beautiful. You've done. I'm so proud. I'd be really proud. Is your gynecologist that way? Do they beam?
1:12:23🔗
Brittany Petros
I'm so proud of you. I don't get that. I get, so we don't have to check y'all these vaginal diseases and stuff. I don't have to go through all that. I just get them.
1:12:35🔗
Adam
You don't even have to get in the stirrups, right? You just walk through, fill out the little check the box and hand it back in, and they tend to come back in next week, right? Or next year. Oh, baby. Think of all you've avoided.
1:13:10🔗
This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline. We'll be right back.
1:13:35🔗
Adam
Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Brittany is here from Big Brother. Brittany is banished from the house, but that's all right. She'll parlay that into a nice hosting gig or some other Hollywood type acting gig.
1:13:55🔗
Welcome to the hotline that connects large women with men who are dwarfs.
1:14:00🔗
Adam
That's right. She may be doing some very lucrative voiceover work in the very near future. All right. And check out Big Brother Wednesday night and then again on Friday night. CBS, 8 o'clock.
1:14:24🔗
Adam
So that'll be on. Oh, you know, I saw us tonight on Behind the Music. Us? Yeah, because they had some thing hosted by Kathy Griffin. You know, the beauty is with being a A slash B celebrity like myself.
1:14:49🔗
Adam
No, B slash C. I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, I'm a B slash C celebrity. After all, I was asked to play in a softball game in Valencia. Here's my point. You do a bunch of little stuff that you don't remember doing, and then it shows up and you don't know whatever tells you when it's going to be on. I'll tell you, the biggest disappointment in this career for me has been, I always figured you knew when you were on TV, no way.
1:15:18🔗
Adam
We did this thing for VH1 where they're doing like a best of behind the music and they interview a lot of different people and ask them what they think of the show and this and that and the other. We did this thing about what, three or four months ago, if you remember. What are you talking about? I guess it aired for the first time tonight and I was just flipping through the stations and there I was talking about some guy from Poison.
1:15:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, it was a best of behind the music and then there you were later on in the show. Aren't people supposed to tell us, shouldn't you know?
1:15:55🔗
No.
1:16:06🔗
Caller
Well, I was just wondering if the fact that I have a small penis could be caused by my excessive masturbation.
1:16:23🔗
Adam
Well, you think you're eroding it? I don't know. Your hand is like the Colorado River and your penis is like the walls of the Grand Canyon. That's a little erosion humor. There. Okay, Aaron, have fun.
1:16:40🔗
Adam
Then not only with your penis, but just for the rest of your life, all right? All right.
1:16:59🔗
Adam
All right, buddy. All right. All you stupid people, don't make yourself any dumber. That's all I'm saying. And you smart people, if you want to make yourself average, that's fine. I have no problem with that.
1:17:27🔗
Adam
No, baby. You know you're into me. You're very into me. And a couple months, too. You're not going to be riding this one.
1:17:57🔗
Adam
That's right. Well, we should meet up around February. We'll see. I bet you'll be more attracted to me. I think you will. I think that'll be it. It's all position, Drew. You know how that goes?
1:18:23🔗
Adam
Oh, that prima donna bitch, Caprice, who came in here like a year ago and she was all full of her crap and I wanted to do something with her for the Man Show and she wouldn't do it and she was a big pain in the ass and I remember just thinking, just enjoy it because you're going nowhere.
1:18:48🔗
Adam
No. I mean, could be. Yes, could be. Then we won't talk. We'll only talk if you're not doing well in February. That's what I want to say.
1:19:08🔗
Oh.
1:19:23🔗
Brittany Petros
I'm into guys. No. Yeah, I get that too. I get that a lot. I just, I don't know what my problem is. I just.
1:19:31🔗
Adam
Well, I'm willing, I'm willing to concede that after a certain point, it gets weird and then it, it's like, for me, it's like me buying a lottery ticket. Never bought one and the first few years of the lottery, I could have bought one. Now, it's been 15 years and I won't buy one and I have a little streak going and now it's never going to happen. I know it's not exactly the same.
1:19:53🔗
Adam
It takes on a life of its own eventually though. You get a certain momentum with it and you don't want to do it because you have a streak.
1:20:00🔗
Drew
But you know what though? It seems like you have a very idealized notion about what a relationship needs to be for you and that needs to be there before you're going to go.
1:20:10🔗
Brittany Petros
No. I mean, I definitely haven't. I mean, before I do, I want to be with the person that I think I'm going to be with for the rest of my life. Granted, it happens all the time. People meet, they think that they make love and it doesn't work out and that's a possibility too, but I've never, I don't think I've ever allowed myself to be in a position where I want to look at a boyfriend as someone that doesn't fill voids in me, but just enhances everything that I want. And I mean, I've changed my idea of what I want in a boyfriend so many times. I mean, I've dated, it changes all the time, what types of guy I date and I just, I guess I'm just not secure in myself yet or something. I don't know, I don't know what it is. But I'm not a lesbian.
1:21:06🔗
Caller
A friend of mine told me that snakebite kits were helped a lot in like increasing like nipple size.
1:21:25🔗
Adam
It's a razor blade and it has a little suction cup on it to suck the venom out. And you put that on your nipples.
1:21:40🔗
Adam
Listen, genius. You would probably only use the suction part of the snakebite kit. You don't have to use the entire kit. You're like the razor blade.
1:21:55🔗
Adam
All right. So hold it lighter under your nipples. But you get some scar tissue happening. The snakebite kit is the equivalent of the penis pump to the males.
1:22:09🔗
Caller
Because the first time I used it, it hurt a little bit and then I noticed a little bit of discharge.
1:22:35🔗
Adam
Had a picture of a rattlesnake on them. You just get them at the Big Five or the sporting goods store. That was a pretty cool thing to have.
1:22:44🔗
Brittany Petros
You know what? I went on a desert tour when I was in Arizona, and apparently if you get bitten by a rattlesnake there, you don't have to worry about the poison because they dry bite you because there's not enough humidity in the air. And their tour guide said that they only release venom on something that's small enough for them to digest.
1:23:03🔗
Brittany Petros
But I would probably still go to the hospital. That's what my tour guide told me.
1:23:08🔗
Brittany Petros
I guess you need moisture to make the venom. And since they're in the desert, it's too hard that they save their venom when they can actually digest the food. So if it's something large, they'll bite you for protection to scare you, but they don't release venom.
1:23:25🔗
Drew
I didn't either. Basically, the anti-venom is what you need. And until you get that, you're in trouble. I'll tell you about...
1:23:35🔗
Adam
Remember I was leaving your driveway that time? There's a snake going across the driveway.
1:23:43🔗
Drew
But there was a rattlesnake. Remember, my son came on a rattlesnake. He was at a friend's house up in Altadena. And then the maid went out with a shovel, chopped its head off. I think it was about five feet long.
1:23:52🔗
Adam
That's where I picked the nationality of the maid. Yep. That's a Guatemalan thing to do. And did she eat it? Make a belt out of it? Unacceptable. You tan the skin and urine. That's what I hear. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Grant, who's 17, had sex with a condom. The condom broke. He wants to know what the morning after pill is going to work. We'll find out after this.
1:24:54🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline of Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Brittany is our guest tonight from Big Brother. Brittany was banished from the house, but that's all right. She'll get another gig somewhere else.
1:25:12🔗
Brittany Petros
I hope so. I don't... People haven't said very nice things to me about her, and I don't know if they're...
1:25:21🔗
Brittany Petros
I don't think that's it. I don't think they just want to knock down the beauty queen.
1:25:29🔗
Adam
I've seen the show a few times. I didn't, with the exception of Brittany, did not notice any beauty queens.
1:25:37🔗
Adam
Any beauty queens on the show is one of my objections to the show, actually. Really? Did they throw her out yet, or is she still in there?
1:25:46🔗
Brittany Petros
I think she'll be very hurt, because I think that while I was in the house, anyway, she had this perception. I think that she thinks by holding herself back and by saying the appropriate things at the appropriate time and being very PC, I think she thinks she's building this huge fan base, and the opposite's happening. I was under the impression when I was in the house that when she got out she thought she was going to have a lot of offers, and she's planning on moving to LA and acting, and the world hasn't looked at her the way I think she thinks they're looking at her, and I think it's going to be a huge slap in the face, for lack of a better word.
1:26:27🔗
Brittany Petros
I don't think so. And the thing is, she hasn't done anything bad or wrong or mean. She's just been very closed and very surfacy. She doesn't let you get inside, and the public isn't taking that very well.
1:26:40🔗
Adam
You know, Brittany, if we had a relationship, we wouldn't need to have sex. I mean, I'm all right with the oral stuff.
1:27:00🔗
Adam
That's what I'm saying is, you see, you and I are coming from different places. You're not ready for sex.
1:27:15🔗
Adam
I know you are. I've never been with a woman. Oh, I hear you, Anderson. Grant, you're 17. What's up?
1:27:30🔗
Yes.
1:27:32🔗
Today.
1:27:32🔗
Go.
1:27:36🔗
Drew
Fast. It's about actually about 90% effective if you get the pill in the first 24 hours. It's about 80 something the first 48 and about 70% overall over 72 hours.
1:27:54🔗
Drew
Oh, we'll go tomorrow. Monday. It's good. Soon enough. It's still quite effective. Can get another.
1:28:03🔗
Adam
They're all at church or wherever they practice Santeria. I'm not sure if they call that a church.
1:28:11🔗
Drew
It's completely safe. It's so safe. In fact, there's a movement to bring it over the counter.
1:28:18🔗
Drew
Imagine where we'd be. I was at a pharmacy today and I was buying some folic acid, which I think is a good vitamin to take as vascular disease in my family and stuff. And you can get 800 micrograms, 0.8 milligrams, over the counter. But 1,000 micrograms, 1 milligram, prescription.
1:28:41🔗
Drew
Yeah, whatever you want. So I thought this is really bizarre. A pharmacist friend of mine was standing there. I go, why is that? And he goes, I don't know. Oh, yeah. Any explanation? No? No explanation.
1:28:49🔗
Adam
Well, here's the thing that everyone within the sound of my voice should realize, and you don't when you're younger, but you get a little older, you realize. All the stuff that doesn't make sense, where you say, but why, but why, but why? And you think, then you stop in some a-hole pipe, something goes, well, they must, they know more than you do, they have their reasons. If you can't figure it out, there isn't a good reason. And it's that way with everything. All that crap the government does, it doesn't seem to make any sense. It doesn't make any sense.
1:29:23🔗
Brittany Petros
I think a lot of things with the medical. I think with pharmaceuticals, a lot of it comes on to packaging and money.
1:29:31🔗
Adam
Well, you know, because you're in the industry. But we talk about extra fluoride, a toothpaste is a prescription, and certain crab shampoos to get rid of pubic lice or prescription. Who the hell? What? That's ridiculous. Ridiculous. Thank you. It really is. I mean, why not? If something's effective, get it out to people. And listen, I don't know how many people understand this, but for years, I didn't have insurance, didn't have a doctor my entire life, really up until semi-recently. And prescription drugs and stuff, that was unobtainable. You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't use it. You wouldn't look. There's no one to talk to. I mean, you could just go down to some clinic in downtown and go down to County USC and sit in line for a day. But you probably wouldn't do that. And if it was just some over-the-counter something, or some cream, or some steroid cream, or some whatever to get rid of whatever, no way. You wouldn't do it. And there's probably a large segment of society that does not take advantage of a lot of effective medications just because they don't have the resources and they don't have the pathways to get to it. They can't, you know, Drew, you always say, listen, call your doctor up, tell him or that most of the people in this country can't call their doctor.
1:30:52🔗
Adam
And they don't know his name. And if they did, it'd take a month for them to get hold of the guy or to get, they'd have to get in line and they'd speak to someone else, not a doctor.
1:31:04🔗
Hi, Adam.
1:31:49🔗
Drew
You'd be amazed. Contract. Hemorrhoid patients complain about this all the time. They never realize how many times your rear end moves.
1:31:57🔗
Brittany Petros
I'm contracted right now. They were talking about it. I'm like, hmm, okay, sorry.
1:32:02🔗
Adam
Whenever Drew, whenever his wife calls, when his wife pages him, there's a strong anal pucker that goes on. When he gets a bill or his wife says she's heading to the mall the next day or she needs some money, there's a lot of pucker.
1:32:18🔗
Adam
Listen, all you got to do, here's how life works. Crack a few ribs and then realize how often you laugh, how often you sneeze, how often you hiccup, how often strangers come up or friends come up, get you bear hugs and stuff. Exactly. It'll be every five seconds.
1:32:31🔗
Drew
Precisely. You cause some anal injury, obviously, so it could be like a fissure or a tear or hemorrhoid. Get some Anusol cream, take warm bath twice a day, and if it's not getting better in a couple of days, you got to see someone about that. In a couple of days? Yeah. Anusol warm bath.
1:32:51🔗
Adam
No. You can only get the crap that doesn't work. It comes in an Anusol tube. It's really just a flour and water that makes a paste.
1:33:01🔗
Adam
They put a little mentholatum scent in it. So you do get the placebo effect, but there's absolutely no effective medication in there. For that, you need to go to a doctor and explain to them you're getting cornholed by a guy and a pair of champs and a handlebar mustache. And then you can hobble your gay ass into the pharmacist and explain to him what went on. But if you don't want to do that, then you can just suffer in your own shame and pain. That's the way the system is. Because if you got hold of the stuff that actually worked on your ass, God knows what you might do with it. Oh, you'd be snorting it, you'd be smoking it, you'd be selling it to school kids. Hey kids, I got some ass cream here. This thing has 10% or one-tenth to one percent of the effective ingredient in it. Woo, the candy man. Come on, get in line.
1:33:55🔗
Drew
Yeah, yeah, you got to get this checked out. You've got a fissure or a fistula or something. There's all kinds of lovely things you can get.
1:34:21🔗
Drew
You know, some infections. Just get it. It ought to be checked out. Really should. Okay.
1:34:38🔗
Adam
And you get behind me, champ. I'll throw you the keys. Let you do a little driving. All right?
1:34:50🔗
Drew
No condoms. Be sure STDs are a big deal with the receptive anal intercourse. That's a big deal.
1:34:55🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's got to be great being in a gay relationship. Yeah. I know your last guy ruined your asshole, but we'll rub a little cream on it and we'll work back into it slowly. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. You got to admit the gay lifestyle is funny. It just is funny. Of course, you got a sense of humor. You can't be uptight and have a penis in your ass. I've said it many times. We'll take a break. We'll be back.
1:36:05🔗
Adam
Oh, man. We gotta play that. Ow! All right, I'll talk over it. There we go. I want to thank Brittany for coming in here from Big Brother.
1:36:17🔗
Adam
You can not see her on the show coming up this Wednesday and this Friday. But you can see Dr. Drew.
1:36:28🔗
Brittany Petros
I may even... Well, you have to watch the show to see if I'm back on to anything.
1:36:34🔗
Adam
Oh, okay. Oh, yes. This is going to keep going until February. So thanks Brittany. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Of course, you got a sense of humor. You can't be uptight and have a penis in your ass.
1:36:48🔗
Brittany Petros
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