Tuesday, August 29, 2000

1:37🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:48🔗 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Facts number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Well, he went to Chicago because somebody dropped a nickel. He picked it up and now he's back.

2:07🔗 Drew I'm triumphant with that. I'm looking for that... What was my prize again when I got back here? Honey child?

2:13🔗 Adam I was going to give you a... You're getting a rim job and a felching when you get back. Oh, that's right. Jesus. What's become of us? Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. Tony, you know, is probably the world's greatest skateboarder or at least the biggest name in skateboarding. I don't know enough about skateboarding to know if he's the best in the world, but I certainly know that he makes the most money and he's the biggest name and has video games and books. And he pulled last year at the X Games, he did the 920? 900. Just 900?

2:53🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah.

2:53🔗 Adam I was in the lobby with somebody at the X Games because Jimmy and I went out there, my other lover, a couple of weeks ago, and I was talking to someone and I said, Oh yeah, Tony's big time after he pulled that 675. And the guy like, 900. I was like, Oh, sorry, man. I should have won up.

3:14🔗 Tony Hawk Well, they're degrees, so.

3:15🔗 Adam Right. Right.

3:15🔗 Tony Hawk You can only go so far.

3:17🔗 Adam Right.

3:18🔗 Drew And 720 plus 180.

3:20🔗 Adam Yeah. So it's a, what is that a two? Is that a two and a half?

3:22🔗 Tony Hawk Two and a half. Yes.

3:23🔗 Adam Oh, that is nice.

3:25🔗 Tony Hawk And 20 is when it goes bad. Right.

3:27🔗 Adam Is it, is it 10 o'clock is when it goes bad on this show.

3:31🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah.

3:31🔗 Adam And is it, is anyone pulled this off yet? I mean, it's been a year, right?

3:36🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah. There's a guy on the East Coast, actually, that's coming really close and I've heard he's landed it.

3:40🔗 Adam Are they, so people are gunning for your, for your degree.

3:44🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah. I mean, you know, a lot of people think that that's the pinnacle of skateboarding, but really it's, it's one trick that's actually a vert trick, so it's more specialized, you know, when you were, you do it on a ramp and some random street skater somewhere probably could care less about doing a 900, so.

4:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

4:01🔗 Drew But is that something you can just, it's in your repertoire now or is that something you did?

4:04🔗 Tony Hawk No, I've only done it, I've only done it about five times. And I wrecked myself a few times.

4:09🔗 Adam Yeah. What's that?

4:10🔗 Drew Last year was only the one time, I think.

4:12🔗 Tony Hawk I did it once there and I've done it a few times since then, but I've actually gotten hurt a couple of times since then as well.

4:18🔗 Adam I did it at my tub once, masturbating and the towel bar broke. I don't want to talk about it. Now, you weren't in X Games this year, right?

4:27🔗 Tony Hawk I was just doing commentary. Yeah. I entered the doubles event just for fun.

4:32🔗 Adam What is the doubles event?

4:33🔗 Tony Hawk It's two guys on the ramp at a time.

4:35🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

4:36🔗 Tony Hawk Synchronized skating.

4:37🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like a roller ball.

4:40🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, right.

4:41🔗 Adam Yeah. I'll tell you, I don't know what the viewership is or was for the X Games this year. And I don't know what the attendance was as opposed to three or four years ago. But this seems to be one of the fastest growing sports around. I mean, certainly press-wise, there's a hell of a lot more talk and a hell of a lot more hype about it this year. And there was a lot last year. But I know this thing's been around for six years. And you weren't hearing that much about it the first couple of years.

5:12🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, it's been growing every year. And I think skating is a big part of it, one of the focuses of it. And it's amazing. I mean, they really couldn't fit any more people there. There was a line three hours long just waiting to get into the venue.

5:27🔗 Adam All right.

5:27🔗 Tony Hawk In San Francisco. So it's incredible.

5:30🔗 Adam What did the grandstands hold there for just like the half pipe event?

5:33🔗 Tony Hawk I don't know. I would say at least like 5,000, I would think. Just the way, from the view, there was a lot of different viewing areas, but there was one main viewing area.

5:41🔗 Drew What did you do there, Adam?

5:42🔗 Adam What I do there? I sat in Andy Dick's trailer and ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

5:47🔗 Drew What were you supposed to be on?

5:49🔗 Adam Oh, they had an opening ceremony with me and Jimmy and No Doubt, like Andy Dick hosted it and Randy the Macho Man Savage and an eclectic group, someone from Survivor. Not Survivor the show, Survivor the band. It was a bass player from Survivor. He did Eye of the Tiger. The crowd wasn't too hip on that. A lot of 14, 15-year-olds in there didn't know who Survivor actually was. That's what we ought to do. We ought to have a guest from Survivor on the show and get one of the guys who was wearing the beret in the video in 1983. But yeah, it was great and it's a beautiful location. I guess they're doing it in Chicago next year, or at least that's what I heard.

6:30🔗 Tony Hawk I heard rumors of Philadelphia.

6:32🔗 Adam Oh, was it Philadelphia? Whatever it is, I thought, it's not going to be as nice as this. I mean, they hold it right out on the bay, right next to the bridge. I mean, it's really a picturesque, and the motorcycle stuff is really game and speed. Yeah, it's incredible. A few years ago when you thought X Games, you didn't think motorcycles. You thought pretty much street luge, half pipe, and some rock climbing. But I wasn't even, I thought super cross and stuff.

7:00🔗 Drew How did they do street luge?

7:02🔗 Adam They just block off.

7:03🔗 Streets?

7:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:04🔗 Tony Hawk It's not in a stadium. No, it's a whiny downhill street with hay bales.

7:10🔗 Drew No, I just thought this whole thing was in a stadium or something.

7:12🔗 Adam Jesus Christ, I ran into Lusjenstein over there about 400 times. Really the world's biggest, most obnoxious street luge guy.

7:21🔗 Tony Hawk He's huge.

7:22🔗 Adam How does it work, by the way, that whenever you go out of town for a couple of days, or you go do an event or something like that, there's a guy who's assigned to you, somebody you're going to run into three, four times. Probably see him at the airport. Then you'll probably catch him in the hotel lobby. Then that night you'll see him at the party. Then the next day you'll see him at the event. It's never a hot chick. It's Lusjenstein. I ran into Lusjenstein in the lobby of the hotel when I was walking in. I ran into Lusjenstein in his leathers. When we were driving out of the place, Lusjenstein was pulling up into the place. And the goddamn day I left, I was talking to Lusjenstein.

8:03🔗 Tony Hawk I actually ran into him on the street a couple times myself.

8:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

8:06🔗 Tony Hawk And I didn't run into anyone on the street.

8:07🔗 Adam There was like tons of babes running around there and smart, interesting people. I could have had provocative conversation with him. I ran into Lusjenstein 300 times. And I thought, why is that? How does that work? How do you just, how does God just assign you to one guy? And it's always, it's always a big scary guy too.

8:27🔗 Drew It usually starts on the plane, right?

8:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

8:29🔗 Drew Because you're on the plane. It's not when you land.

8:31🔗 Adam Right.

8:31🔗 Drew It's in the plane.

8:32🔗 Adam That's right.

8:32🔗 Drew You're trapped.

8:33🔗 Adam Right.

8:33🔗 Drew And then you find out, I'm away, I got away. Nope, six more times.

8:37🔗 Adam Lusjenstein. That is the guy I saw 650 times while I was there. Meanwhile, I'm hearing about everyone else being there and I never see any of them. Just Lusjenstein. And Lusjenstein is a 6465, he's got to be 250 pounds, he's just a, he took like six cows to make his leathers.

8:57🔗 Caller Lusjenstein.

8:58🔗 Adam And how did he do, Tony?

9:01🔗 Tony Hawk I think he won from what I heard.

9:02🔗 Adam Oh, did he win? Good. We don't upset Lusjenstein. He put skateboard trucks on a coffin and just went right down that hill in it.

9:11🔗 Tony Hawk I saw him cruising on a motorized board around the set.

9:14🔗 Adam Oh. Lusjenstein. And like an idiot, Jimmy was calling him Lusjenstein. So I thought it was just some big Jew who was like some big German Jew who was into skateboarding. I didn't know. Jimmy like yelled at me that he made up Lusjenstein. You idiot. I didn't even know.

9:34🔗 Tony Hawk I think he patented it actually.

9:36🔗 Adam For Christ's sake. He's like a pro wrestler with a skateboard. All right. But a good guy. I don't want to say anything bad about Lusjenstein. It'll crush me. Tony is here promoting tonight amongst the other things. Adrenaline Theater and we had who do we have on here from Adrenaline Theater? Who's the surfer? Who do we have?

9:59🔗 Snowboarders.

10:01🔗 Adam Kelly Slater. Oh, you weren't here. Oh, somebody dropped a nickel in Idaho. Oh, Iowa. Yeah, that's right. Kelly Slater was in here promoting this for the surf version, and now I guess this is a skateboarding version of it, right?

10:16🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah. We made a video, actually a skating film of our team, and now they're releasing it into theaters. It's all shot on film.

10:25🔗 Adam It's real high quality. This is a picture. This is not some home movie.

10:32🔗 Tony Hawk I mean, at its core, it's a skate film. It doesn't pretend to be anything else, but it's got a lot of themes to it, and it's all very visual. It's all, you know, 60 and 35 millimeters.

10:42🔗 Adam And it's playing up on on the big screens. It plays weekends at AMC theaters nationwide and over 40 cities. So and this one is called The End, and it's the is it the second in the series or we got the surf, the skate. Right. So we had the surf. Now the skate. Then they'll do the snow, the motocross, the BMX. And then Lusjenstein returns and then Lusjenstein versus the Three Stooges. That'll be the sixth and seventh in the series. And oh, the eighth. Lusjenstein kicks Corolla's ass.

11:17🔗 Tony Hawk I think you're heading for that one.

11:19🔗 Drew Lusjenstein versus the Monsters.

11:21🔗 Adam Yeah. So anyway, you can you can check this out. And it is I'm trying to find the the www.com thing, here for it. Anyway, I'll figure that one out in a minute. We'll give you more more details on it. Also, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 is September 20th. That's when the and the one sold pretty well. Right.

11:45🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah. I think it remained one of the top sellers since it was released last year. Up to now.

11:50🔗 Adam Wow. Oh, when you're 85 and you're looking at that thing and you're all full of sedatives, you're going to freak out. That could be weird.

12:01🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, it'll be. Yeah. Bad flashback.

12:04🔗 Adam Christine?

12:06🔗 Yes.

12:06🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

12:08🔗 Caller Okay. I'm two months pregnant. And ever since I got pregnant, I mean, I just cannot stand the boy I'm pregnant by. I don't know why. I just hate him. I can't stand looking at him. I don't want him around me or nothing.

12:20🔗 Drew When did this happen that you became so aversive to him?

12:23🔗 Caller I mean, it just, I mean, a couple days after I got pregnant, it just started getting worse and worse every day. So I just, I don't like him no more.

12:30🔗 Adam Well, he's your brother. You're going to have to live with him and learn to cope.

12:33🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no.

12:35🔗 Adam How old is he?

12:37🔗 Caller 23.

12:38🔗 Adam 23.

12:38🔗 Drew Anything happen? Did he do anything to make you upset?

12:41🔗 Caller Not that I know of. I mean, stuff that he does before, that he used to do before I was pregnant.

12:45🔗 Drew Is it now that you're pregnant, you're expecting a little more from him?

12:48🔗 Caller No, it's just that stuff that he used to do before, it didn't bother me, and now it does. And it's just a little stupid.

12:54🔗 Drew Like what?

12:55🔗 Adam Like not pulling out?

12:57🔗 Caller An hour and a half to take a bath. Like, you know, stupid stuff, like it takes him an hour and a half to get up and take a shower. I mean, stupid things like that.

13:03🔗 Adam He's going to make a great father. And don't the folks over at the mill or the Arby's or wherever he barely works, don't they miss him when it takes him an hour and a half to get out of bed?

13:15🔗 Caller No.

13:15🔗 Adam No.

13:16🔗 Caller I mean.

13:18🔗 Adam And some, hold on a second. I bet when Christine gets really mad, she pulls the tobacco out of her mouth and throws it at him as he leaves down the front porch.

13:26🔗 Drew It's the corn cob pipe.

13:28🔗 Adam It's a while she'll pull that rope out that's holding their pants up and give them a good whooping. Oh my God. Oh mama. Christine?

13:37🔗 Yes.

13:37🔗 Adam Are you white trash?

13:39🔗 No, I'm not.

13:39🔗 Drew Oh.

13:40🔗 Adam You're another color?

13:42🔗 No, I'm white.

13:42🔗 Adam Oh, OK. All right. Shh. That's enough. All right. So now do you live with this guy?

13:47🔗 Caller No, I don't.

13:48🔗 Adam You don't?

13:48🔗 Caller No.

13:49🔗 Adam And so how do you know it takes him so long to get out of bed?

13:52🔗 Caller He stays over here.

13:54🔗 Adam I see.

13:55🔗 Caller He stays the night. But my question is, should I just break up with him and leave it at that? Or should I stay with him? Will this get better? Will it change?

14:03🔗 Tony Hawk How does he feel about the baby?

14:06🔗 Caller He's kind of excited. He's going to take care of it.

14:09🔗 Drew How about getting married to him?

14:11🔗 Caller No.

14:12🔗 Drew No way. How about giving the baby up?

14:13🔗 Caller I don't know how I feel about it right now.

14:14🔗 Drew Yeah, reasonable. Again, putting the baby up for adoption. No.

14:18🔗 Adam Are you living at home?

14:20🔗 Caller Yes.

14:20🔗 Adam Yeah. She's not going to risk taking a chance on anyone ruining that child.

14:25🔗 Drew Yes.

14:25🔗 Adam She's going to ruin it herself.

14:26🔗 Drew Right. Make sure it happens.

14:28🔗 Adam That's what I like about our listeners. No way. You don't leave that thing up to chance. You ruin it yourself. There's a chance they might get to a good family. And there's no way. I'm with you.

14:38🔗 Drew I won't have anything to do with that.

14:39🔗 Adam No. So are you living at home, Christine?

14:41🔗 I live with my mother.

14:42🔗 Adam You live with your brother?

14:43🔗 My mother.

14:44🔗 Adam Oh, your mother. I see. All right. And your dad's not around?

14:48🔗 Drew No. Oh, shocking.

14:49🔗 Adam And how's your mom feel about Junior?

14:52🔗 Caller Well, she's happy. I think she wants it more than I do.

14:55🔗 Adam Oh, really?

14:55🔗 Caller Yes.

14:56🔗 Drew All right.

14:58🔗 Adam All right. Please try not to screw up this child. All right.

15:02🔗 Drew And try to work it out with the guy. Yeah.

15:04🔗 Adam He wants to be a part of the child's life. And maybe you're just going through a little hormonal thing, you know?

15:10🔗 OK.

15:10🔗 Adam Just take a breath. Relax.

15:13🔗 All right.

15:13🔗 Drew Give him a chance.

15:13🔗 Adam Don't do so much thinking, all right?

15:15🔗 OK.

15:15🔗 Adam All right. Let's start saving up money, would you?

15:18🔗 Caller I have money.

15:19🔗 Adam You do?

15:19🔗 Drew To raise money.

15:21🔗 Adam Really?

15:21🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

15:22🔗 Adam Plenty?

15:23🔗 Caller Yes.

15:23🔗 Drew To raise a child?

15:24🔗 Adam Let's take some bets. I'm saying falsified insurance claim. Oh, that's the amount?

15:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

15:31🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm just trying to think the only possible way she has money.

15:35🔗 Drew Yes.

15:35🔗 Tony Hawk I'm saying it's from a loss.

15:36🔗 Adam I'm saying insurance fraud.

15:37🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying. Law settlement.

15:39🔗 Caller Right.

15:40🔗 Adam Christine?

15:41🔗 Caller Yeah, I make fifteen dollars an hour.

15:43🔗 Caller Oh, what do you do?

15:44🔗 Adam What do you check or something?

15:45🔗 Caller I work in Dallas at a technology communication company.

15:49🔗 Adam Holy mackerel. What do you do over there?

15:53🔗 Caller I'm a manager over a plant. Wow.

15:57🔗 Adam All right. You're set then. The kid's going to be living on Easy Street.

16:00🔗 Drew Fifteen dollars an hour?

16:01🔗 Adam Hey, fifteen dollars an hour at eighteen. Listen, I'm not going to argue with that. Five years ago, I was making fifteen bucks an hour, Drew.

16:10🔗 Tony Hawk Is that straight out of high school? Yeah.

16:12🔗 Adam Yeah, she's fifteen. I mean, I remember having a hypothetical conversation with my carpet-cleaning boss. Although now that I look back on the conversation, I realize it sort of was to help him. What Would You Do For Ten Bucks An Hour? Was the title of this bizarre conversation I had while driving home from a colony kitchen in his carpet-cleaning van at four in the morning. And it was like, I was probably eighteen or nineteen. Ten bucks an hour? Work in like a flatter house, like, you know, like shoveling brains or something like that, I guess. Or maybe like a manure farm or something. Ten bucks an hour. I think that conversation was, he intentionally had it with me so I wouldn't ask for a raise. Philip?

17:01🔗 Hi.

17:02🔗 Adam You're sixteen.

17:03🔗 Yeah.

17:03🔗 Adam You're on with Tony Hawk.

17:06🔗 What's up?

17:06🔗 Tony Hawk Hi Philip.

17:08🔗 Hi.

17:08🔗 Drew What's going on?

17:11🔗 Adam All right. Hang on there Philip. Collect your thoughts. You know you're in bad shape or you smoke a lot of weed when someone says what's up and you go, huh? Huh? Okay. Hold on. Let me process that for a second. What do you mean by that? Let's try Philip one more time. Philip?

17:29🔗 Yep.

17:29🔗 Adam What's going on there brother?

17:32🔗 I've been with my girlfriend for about six months now. I went to visit my cousin and I got hooked up with another girl. This was about a month ago. She called my cousin and my cousin called me and she says that she has HIV. She tested positive and I went and got a test like last week and it hasn't come in yet. I was just wondering how I should tell my girlfriend.

17:58🔗 Drew Why hasn't it come in yet?

18:01🔗 They have some shipping problem or something. It was like one of the mail-in ones.

18:07🔗 Drew You got it at a pharmacy?

18:09🔗 Yeah.

18:09🔗 Drew What type did you get at the pharmacy?

18:11🔗 I don't remember.

18:13🔗 Drew How did you test yourself?

18:15🔗 Like a pinprick.

18:16🔗 Drew Philip, you're so full of crap.

18:21🔗 Adam That was a nice try, Philip. All right. Why? They don't do the pinprick thing?

18:25🔗 Drew No, it's a cheek swab.

18:26🔗 Adam They do a cheek thing? See? Drew's smart. Cold busted. Don't remember. They had a shipping problem.

18:38🔗 Caller That was good. All right.

18:41🔗 Adam Elizabeth.

18:42🔗 Caller Hello.

18:43🔗 Adam You're 15. What's up?

18:45🔗 Caller Yes.

18:45🔗 How is everybody?

18:47🔗 Adam Good.

18:47🔗 Tony Hawk Hi.

18:48🔗 Caller Okay. I have a couple of questions for Tony. First of all, are you going to have another giant skate park tour?

18:55🔗 Tony Hawk Actually, we were just talking about that tonight, and I certainly hope so.

18:58🔗 Adam What?

18:58🔗 Tony Hawk That will be up to the ESPN.

19:00🔗 Adam What kind of skateboard tour?

19:03🔗 Tony Hawk We did a tour of different skate parks across the country and made them into shows for ESPN. Actually, the tour is over, but the shows are going to still be produced. We still have four more to do, actually.

19:16🔗 Adam Do they have one out here now?

19:19🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah. They have a few skate parks out here.

19:21🔗 Adam Do they have one in the Valley anymore?

19:23🔗 Tony Hawk They have Simi Valley and they have Ventura. They have one in Orange.

19:29🔗 Adam Yeah, but not in like San Fernando Valley. There used to be a place called, I think it was like Skateacross or something.

19:34🔗 Tony Hawk Merceda, yeah.

19:35🔗 Adam Yeah. That's where I'd go with my black nightboard with the clay. We didn't actually have even clay wheels back then. We just said they're made out of-

19:44🔗 Drew Metal wheels.

19:45🔗 Adam No, they're made out of soil. Dirt. Yeah. You'd sit on it, they'd crush it.

19:50🔗 Tony Hawk They shot an episode of Chips there.

19:52🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I remember that. Yeah. So he's going to do it, Elizabeth, or he's trying to do it.

19:58🔗 Tony Hawk We're trying. If ESPN gives us a go, then we're on again.

20:01🔗 Caller Okay. That's cool. Are you guys planning to have another Birdhouse video coming out?

20:08🔗 Tony Hawk We're tentatively working on that as well, but that'll probably be throughout next year.

20:13🔗 Caller Who's going to be on Tony Hawk for a skater, too?

20:16🔗 Tony Hawk All the same guys, including adding Eric Costin, Steve Cavallaro, and Ronnie Mullen.

20:22🔗 Adam Geez, you speak fluent skateboard gibberish. Here's what it sounded like to me. I got another question. How's that one? Eric Cavallaro will be on that one. And Skateboard Jam, is that what it is? Well, now the management of ESPN has green-lighted the project. And one last follow-up, Skateboard Jam. Drew, did you understand anything she said?

20:47🔗 Drew I heard exactly what you heard.

20:49🔗 Adam I thought she was scatting or something. I didn't know she was asking a question.

20:52🔗 Tony Hawk It's a good thing she didn't go into any tricks, then.

20:55🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

20:55🔗 Drew I heard something about Lusjenstein.

20:57🔗 Adam Hey, Elizabeth?

20:58🔗 Caller Yeah?

20:58🔗 Adam What are some of your favorite skateboard tricks?

21:02🔗 Caller Just, I like nose grinds and blunt slides and just all of them. They're awesome.

21:08🔗 Tony Hawk Nose grinds and blunt slides. Those are both being in the video.

21:10🔗 Caller And some braggots, Evan.

21:11🔗 Adam Some braggots and some bros and some bros. I was like, when are Bill Cosby's characters calling in? All right, see, Tony knows he has to deal with these people.

21:24🔗 Tony Hawk I live it.

21:25🔗 Adam Fluent skater. Candy?

21:28🔗 Caller Hey.

21:29🔗 Caller Hey.

21:30🔗 Adam You're 16.

21:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:32🔗 Adam What's up?

21:34🔗 Caller Well, I've been having sex since I was like 11, right? And I don't know if it's because of that, but I have never had an orgasm.

21:43🔗 Drew So you realized that whatever happened when you were 11 was abuse, right? Yes.

21:48🔗 Adam Well, how old was the guy?

21:50🔗 15.

21:52🔗 Drew It doesn't really matter.

21:52🔗 Adam 11.

21:53🔗 Drew It's abuse no matter what.

21:54🔗 Adam Geez, that's a great guy.

21:56🔗 Drew And did anything happen to you before that?

21:59🔗 Caller Um, no. I don't think so. Well, when I was really little, my mom was cooking hot dogs.

22:05🔗 And I-

22:07🔗 Adam Hold on a second. We got to go commercial. I don't even want to know. And, uh, Lusjenstein came over with one of those chef hats, made him eight feet tall. Listen.

22:19🔗 Drew I-I-I-Hot dogs. Oh my god.

22:23🔗 Adam She was cooking hot dogs.

22:23🔗 Drew Mom was making hot dogs. It's like a Bergman movie or something.

22:27🔗 Tony Hawk This is where you guys start placing bets.

22:29🔗 Adam It's getting a little weird. Yeah, we may do some gambling tonight. All right, listen. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. Candy's mom was cooking hot dogs. This is the beginning of the story. This is something that happened to her before she had her first sexual encounter at age 11. And we'll find out why ballparked Frank's plump when you cook them.

23:24🔗 Drew Let's do it again, and then...

23:29🔗 Caller Wow.

23:30🔗 Adam Anderson is really rocking tonight. We got a new... What do we call these, drops, breakers?

23:36🔗 Drew Intro.

23:38🔗 Adam What are they, beds? These are bumpers. Another five years in radio, I'll figure this out. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. He's here pimping Adrenaline Theater, which is something that we... Kelly Slater was in here a few weeks back talking about the surf version of it, and this will be the skateboard version of it. And it can be found at AMC theaters all across the nation on weekends. And this is a high-end, top-quality big screen and radical stuff, right, Tony?

24:12🔗 Tony Hawk Skateboarding film.

24:13🔗 Adam Yes, it is a film.

24:14🔗 Tony Hawk Top-notch skateboarding.

24:16🔗 Adam And also you can check out Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, which will be out on the shelf when?

24:22🔗 Tony Hawk September 20th. PlayStation and PC.

24:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, what do you get? Like a buck fifty off each one of those sold or something like that?

24:31🔗 Tony Hawk I don't really know what the breakdown is.

24:33🔗 Adam But you get a cut on the ones that are sold, right?

24:36🔗 Tony Hawk I do, yes.

24:36🔗 Adam Now, what's it take for you, what do you have to do to make a video like that? Do you have to do anything?

24:43🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah. Well, I mean, besides just giving my expertise, I did a day of motion capture where I had all the walls attached to me, and skated this ramp for hours and hours and a few times.

24:58🔗 Adam So they set up that hole, and we've seen these guys wear the very tight Lycra suits.

25:04🔗 Tony Hawk Very revealing.

25:05🔗 Adam Very revealing. And Tony told me during the break, he shoved a couple of socks down in his just to really add a certain flair to it. And then they put these like ping pong balls all over the thing.

25:17🔗 Tony Hawk They look like ping pong balls. They're iridescent. From what I found out later, they cost something like, I don't know, they're saying like 50 bucks each or something.

25:24🔗 Adam And how many of them do they put on? Quite a few?

25:28🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, like 40, 50.

25:29🔗 Adam And they need it for all the parts that are moving?

25:32🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, and then they have about 20 cameras or something that collect all the information and then put them into a 3D model. And those, each ball or area gets mapped into the character on the game, so it moves exactly the way you move in that motion.

25:47🔗 Adam And when you get this video, it is Tony Hawk skating.

25:51🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, my character. How's it look? It looks great. Yeah, it's awesome.

25:55🔗 Adam And where's the half pipe set up? Did they do it on a sound stage?

25:59🔗 Tony Hawk No, they used a skate park. They used Skate Street in Ventura.

26:03🔗 Adam And they just brought all their equipment out there?

26:05🔗 Tony Hawk They brought all their equipment and we spent a whole day doing it.

26:07🔗 Adam Oh my God.

26:08🔗 Tony Hawk And then for the tricks that we didn't get there, I provide the reference material for it and reference material for maybe some of the terrain they're creating. Some of the places are actual skate spots in the game.

26:20🔗 Adam That's all foreign to me. I don't play any video games.

26:23🔗 Drew I'm trying to think what your equivalent Corolla game would be. Trampolines.

26:28🔗 Adam Adam Naps and Wacks Off.

26:30🔗 Drew Adam Naps and Wacks and Trampolines.

26:31🔗 Adam I only need two ping pong balls for that by the way. All right. So wait a minute. Before we left, we were talking to Candy. Just let me make sure Candy's still there. Candy? Yes. Okay. Now you have never had an orgasm. You're 16 years old. You started having sex at age 11. And we want to know if there was any trauma before the age 11. And you said, now don't finish this line. But once when your mom was cooking hot dogs, all right, and then you stopped there. I'd like to see if we can finish this story.

27:04🔗 Drew Lusjenstein came over.

27:05🔗 Adam Oh, no, no. No, it's not like a mad lib. I mean, what do you think happened?

27:13🔗 Drew Making hot dogs.

27:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:16🔗 Drew And...

27:17🔗 Adam Now, I'm going...

27:18🔗 Tony Hawk Experiment with one by yourself.

27:19🔗 Adam I'm going with the hot dog representing the penis.

27:21🔗 Drew The hot dog must play an important role in the story. Otherwise, why would that have been mentioned right up front like that?

27:26🔗 Adam Right. Okay.

27:27🔗 Drew Mom was there, so how weird could it have gotten?

27:30🔗 Adam Now, is it... Do you think one of mom's drunken boyfriends got hold of the hot dog?

27:35🔗 Drew Or, yeah, her cousin was there. She was making hot dogs for everybody else.

27:38🔗 Tony Hawk I'll go with cousin. Frozen or cooked?

27:40🔗 Adam Let's find out. Let's see. Candy?

27:43🔗 Caller Yeah?

27:43🔗 Adam While mom was making hot dogs...

27:45🔗 Caller Well, okay. I was like three. She told me that, you know, I did this when I was about three. I asked her what it was, and she said, it was hot dogs. And I was like, oh, so that's what daddy stuck in my mouth.

27:56🔗 Drew Ooh.

27:57🔗 Caller So I don't remember saying it, but...

27:59🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

27:59🔗 Caller You know, even if it would have happened, I wouldn't have never...

28:01🔗 Drew Did your mom airlift you to a mental health professional at that point, or...

28:05🔗 Adam And where was daddy at the time?

28:07🔗 Caller Dad? He was... I don't know.

28:10🔗 Adam Well, where is he now?

28:11🔗 Caller Now? He's living in a different town.

28:13🔗 Drew Is he in jail?

28:15🔗 Caller No, he's not in jail.

28:16🔗 Drew Is he an alcoholic?

28:16🔗 Caller He's a really bad alcoholic, yeah.

28:17🔗 Drew Yeah, okay. Well, there you go.

28:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Everything's a good idea when you're drunk. So do you think your dad molested you?

28:26🔗 Caller I have no idea.

28:27🔗 Drew We think he did something to her.

28:28🔗 Adam It seems like it because you've been going since 11.

28:31🔗 Tony Hawk Three.

28:33🔗 Caller Well, my sister, she was older than me and I looked up to her.

28:37🔗 Drew Your sister.

28:38🔗 Caller I wanted to be like my older sister and I found out she had sex and I wanted to have sex too.

28:42🔗 Drew When you were 11.

28:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:44🔗 I was a little kid. Right.

28:47🔗 Adam All right. So now your problem is you're not having an orgasm.

28:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:51🔗 Yeah.

28:51🔗 Adam But maybe your bigger problem is your dad, right?

28:55🔗 Drew The alcoholic dad that abandoned your family and maybe it's just that you're 16.

28:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:59🔗 Drew Maybe you're not even ready to be having sex yet.

29:02🔗 Caller Well, I don't know because in between that time, I was always trying to so I a lot of guys and that might be it too.

29:10🔗 Adam Why don't you slow down a little and give your vagina a break?

29:14🔗 Drew Most 16-year-olds don't have sex during intercourse.

29:17🔗 Adam Don't have an orgasm during intercourse.

29:18🔗 Drew I have a bigger problem.

29:19🔗 Caller Most 16-year-olds don't have orgasms?

29:21🔗 Adam No. Not during intercourse. 16, 28, 22, 37.

29:27🔗 Drew I never found out. 30s, they kind of figure it out whether they're going to or not.

29:30🔗 Adam I swear to Christ.

29:32🔗 Drew But they'll find another way. They'll find another way.

29:34🔗 Adam Yeah. They figure themselves out. All right. Hey, Candy. Yeah. So just slow down and wait. Should you go to like Alateen or something like that?

29:42🔗 Drew Great idea.

29:43🔗 Adam There you go.

29:44🔗 Drew Perfect.

29:45🔗 Adam John?

29:46🔗 Yeah. What's up, dude?

29:47🔗 Adam You're 18?

29:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:49🔗 How you guys doing?

29:49🔗 Adam Good.

29:50🔗 Great. Great to be on.

29:53🔗 My problem is my mom just moved back into our house.

29:57🔗 Caller She's gone for a year. She was sleeping around with a couple of guys.

30:00🔗 Adam Sure.

30:01🔗 Caller I'm just kind of having trouble dealing with it.

30:04🔗 Adam Drew, when your mom went out whoring for a year, what did you do?

30:07🔗 Drew How did I cope when she moved back in?

30:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

30:10🔗 Drew It was a tough transition.

30:11🔗 Adam She's only gone for 10 months, though, wasn't she?

30:13🔗 Drew Yeah. Made it a little easier.

30:14🔗 Adam Right. Then the Guy Lombardo band left town, and that was it. She came back.

30:19🔗 Drew But John, what's going on in your family? What's going on between your mom and your dad before this happened?

30:25🔗 Caller My dad, as all of us, we were devastated at first.

30:29🔗 Drew So he had no idea this was going on?

30:30🔗 Adam No.

30:31🔗 Caller Well, we kind of had a couple signs, you know, but it was like, nah, not mom.

30:34🔗 Mom wouldn't do that.

30:36🔗 Caller Well, she finally came out. I lived with her because she's persuaded me to go over to live with her for a while.

30:41🔗 Drew And what's it been like?

30:42🔗 Caller That was chaos.

30:43🔗 Drew Really?

30:45🔗 Caller To the highest degree.

30:46🔗 Drew Is she using drugs?

30:48🔗 Caller Actually, yeah.

30:48🔗 Drew What drug?

30:49🔗 Caller She was on, she has narcolepsy.

30:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:53🔗 Caller They thought she didn't.

30:53🔗 They put her on something that was like the equivalent of speed.

30:56🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, she shouldn't be on that.

30:58🔗 Caller I'm trying to think, maybe with Adderall.

31:00🔗 Drew Yeah, Adderall. Well, Adderall is a little less of an issue than some of the more potent stimulants, but she should not be.

31:05🔗 Caller She was like sneaking it from the doctor, the doctor was writing her prescriptions.

31:08🔗 Drew She was thinking like- This whole thing may be all about addiction.

31:11🔗 Adam Sounds like Mary Poppins.

31:12🔗 Drew Right, John?

31:13🔗 Adam Hey, John.

31:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:15🔗 Adam How about, you're 18, how about you start thinking about getting out of the house?

31:19🔗 Caller Well, I'm going to college now. I'm going to IU and I'm still living at home until I can get a better foothold on-

31:24🔗 Drew Iowa? Idaho?

31:26🔗 Adam Where, IU? Indiana University. Oh, I see.

31:29🔗 Drew Bloomington.

31:29🔗 Adam Hey, yeah. Yeah, you should get out of the house. You really should.

31:34🔗 Caller I'd like to, you know.

31:35🔗 Adam I know, listen, I know it's not convenient, but it never really is. You have to get roommates. I moved out, I got a one bedroom, I had two roommates, there's three of us living in one bedroom.

31:45🔗 Caller It became fun, dude.

31:46🔗 Adam Yeah, it's great sleeping on bunk beds when you're an adult. You're bringing chicks over.

31:51🔗 Caller You didn't get enough of it when your little sister was below you crying all night.

31:55🔗 Adam Oh, I thought he said something else. Hey, John, your mom is a mess. I'm sorry for it, but you living in that house is going to be a bitch. It really is.

32:04🔗 Drew If she's coming back and has not made some substantive change in terms of getting treatment for what's going on with her, her addictive process, her manic behavior, things are not going to change. So you got to at least advise your dad to see to it that some professional intervention occurs.

32:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Like I say night after night, people hang in, whether it's bad roommates or bad parents or bad whatever, bad living situations, there's nothing that's worth that. There really isn't. I mean, hey, if you want to take a semester off college, go to work, get your ass together, move out, that's better. It's all better than that.

32:40🔗 Tony Hawk Taking a chance is better than just dealing with it. Trying to deal with it.

32:43🔗 Adam David?

32:44🔗 Yeah.

32:45🔗 Adam You're 15?

32:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:46🔗 Adam You're on with Tony Hawk?

32:48🔗 Caller All right. Whenever I masturbate, like right before ejaculation, I get like a really sharp headache and it's really terrible. Yeah.

32:57🔗 Adam That's your mom hitting you with a rolled up newspaper telling you to take it off the sofa and in your bedroom.

33:02🔗 Drew How long has this been going on for?

33:06🔗 Caller Probably about two or three months.

33:08🔗 Drew Yeah. Why don't you talk to your doctor about it?

33:12🔗 Adam What did she say he's doing?

33:16🔗 Drew Just talk about it just before orgasm. That's all you got to say. You don't have to say under what circumstance. Believe me, the doctor knows you're 15 and you're having orgasms. Okay? It's important that he or she know that's the context. And it can be some serious stuff. There are migraines and there are also things like aneurysms and whatnot, and high blood pressure problems. It's something that does need to be evaluated, David. Okay?

33:41🔗 Adam Remember, when I was 15, I'd get a headache if I didn't masturbate every 15 minutes. It was like a little different. And now I've upped that to 35 minutes as an adult now, which by the way, what time is it?

33:52🔗 Drew You're maturing nicely.

33:53🔗 Adam Oh, it's 10.35. Interesting. David? So listen, talk to your doctor. Really, you could have something going on. It could be a bad thing, right?

34:03🔗 Yeah.

34:04🔗 Adam And you'd hate to have an aneurysm or have your folks find you. You know what I mean?

34:08🔗 Yeah.

34:09🔗 Adam What percentage of people do you think are found with their dork in their hand? It's got to be fairly high.

34:15🔗 Drew 80 percent.

34:17🔗 Adam As a doctor, it's 80.

34:19🔗 Tony Hawk Or no, that's the self-strangulation thing.

34:22🔗 Drew Oh, that's 80 percent of males can expect to die.

34:24🔗 Adam That's a bad one too, that auto-asphyxiation, masturbation. I remember when my grandmother gave me a good talk into about that.

34:33🔗 Drew Oh, God.

34:34🔗 Adam I was like 18.

34:35🔗 Drew Wow.

34:35🔗 Adam I swear to Christ, nothing is sacred in the Corolla house. She pulled me aside and she wasn't telling me because she was worried about me or maybe she was.

34:44🔗 Drew No.

34:44🔗 Adam No, no, no. No, I don't think so.

34:47🔗 Tony Hawk You just didn't want to find you like that.

34:49🔗 Adam My grandmother likes to make conversation that's uncomfortable for me.

34:53🔗 Drew For sport.

34:54🔗 Adam Yeah, for sport. Some older people play bingo. She makes her grandson squirm with the talk of rim jobs and auto-asphyxiation and things like that. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. I remember she was telling me this story and half of me was repulsed. The other half thought, hey, that's something.

35:17🔗 Tony Hawk You don't want to give people that kind of idea either.

35:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:19🔗 Tony Hawk They haven't thought of it.

35:20🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, I'm not tired of the old orgasm. I'm really not. Katie?

35:26🔗 Yes.

35:27🔗 Adam You're 18.

35:28🔗 Caller Yes.

35:28🔗 Adam What's up?

35:29🔗 Caller Well, I started to suffer from panic attacks this past month. I'll be driving or I'll have to pull over because I can't handle it.

35:38🔗 Drew How's your- You depressed at all?

35:39🔗 Caller No. Actually, I'm not.

35:41🔗 Drew Are you doing drugs?

35:43🔗 Caller I did.

35:44🔗 Drew LSD?

35:45🔗 Caller No.

35:46🔗 Drew The ecstasy?

35:47🔗 Caller Yes.

35:47🔗 Drew There you go.

35:48🔗 Adam Is that it?

35:49🔗 Caller That's it.

35:50🔗 Drew Absolutely. It's one of the more common manifestations of the injury caused by that drug.

35:54🔗 Caller Because, I mean, I was listening like last night, and I stopped doing it the past like two months, and everything has been fine. But I don't know if it's because I started to hear about it more often or...

36:05🔗 Drew No. Katie, this drug is well known to damage brain. How much more do you need to know than that? Panic attacks are one of the more common outcomes. This will often be associated with mood disturbances later.

36:17🔗 Adam How much X have you been doing?

36:19🔗 Drew It's called E now, Adam. You've got to get with it.

36:21🔗 Adam It's not X?

36:22🔗 Drew X is like 10 years ago pops.

36:24🔗 Adam Oh, Christ. E? That's right.

36:27🔗 Caller I'm about 12.

36:30🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Dope is dope, Drew. That's all I'm saying.

36:33🔗 Drew That's why they call it dope.

36:34🔗 Adam That's why they call it dope. It's for dopes.

36:36🔗 Drew Okay.

36:36🔗 Adam All right. Katie?

36:37🔗 Caller Yes.

36:38🔗 Adam What? How much smack you've been doing?

36:41🔗 Caller I've taken 12.

36:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:44🔗 Drew You're getting it. I usually say that. No. I usually say 10 exposures will do you.

36:50🔗 Caller Okay.

36:50🔗 Drew And so you're right in there.

36:51🔗 Tony Hawk How long does that last?

36:52🔗 Drew Lifetime very often.

36:54🔗 Caller All right.

36:55🔗 Adam Well, that's all right, Katie. Listen, you're good looking?

36:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:58🔗 Adam Why do you care?

36:59🔗 Caller I hope so.

37:00🔗 Adam You're fine. You're on Easy Street. Mary Lusjenstein. Easy Street.

37:04🔗 Caller I'm just so glad I found out about it now and not like two years from now.

37:08🔗 Drew Or that you really, the more exposure, the more serious the consequences.

37:12🔗 Caller These kids don't even know what they're getting into.

37:15🔗 Drew Yeah. And hopefully, if you keep having panic or if the mood starts to crap out on you, go get treated because this often requires medication. The medication can be very effective.

37:25🔗 Adam Drew, how come the Negroes never do acts? Are they, are we, oh, are we calling them Negroes now? Are they still, what is that called? Is there's a new name now? What is that name? The new name for Negro?

37:40🔗 Drew We call them African Americans.

37:41🔗 Adam African Americans. How come the African Americans don't do the OE? All right, all right. I'm going to work this all out. I'm going to work this out. I'm telling you. I got to get, I got to get with the times here. Really, don't people call it X?

37:55🔗 Drew No, I've been meaning to correct you for like last month. And I keep forgetting to.

38:00🔗 Adam But X isn't something else, is it?

38:02🔗 Drew Only in the context of the discussions we've been having would people understand what you're referring to. It's like 10 years ago.

38:08🔗 Adam I may run with a dangerous crown, but E means enema to me. Like, hey, you get the big E, that's enema.

38:17🔗 Caller They still call it X, though.

38:18🔗 Adam Thank you.

38:18🔗 Drew Who does?

38:19🔗 Caller Just to defend Adam.

38:20🔗 Drew No, who does?

38:21🔗 Adam Where?

38:22🔗 Drew People. Not anymore.

38:23🔗 Adam You don't hear that.

38:24🔗 Drew When they try and buy it from him.

38:25🔗 Adam Tony, you hang out with it.

38:26🔗 Tony Hawk Herbal X, right?

38:27🔗 Adam Yeah, herbal X.

38:28🔗 Tony Hawk They don't call it herbal E.

38:29🔗 Adam How dare you, Drew. Yeah, but herbal X is gone. Tony's a skateboarder. He makes his living hanging out with drug eggs. You understand?

38:36🔗 Tony Hawk Easy now.

38:37🔗 Adam Well, not you, not you, but all the other guys, everyone else.

38:41🔗 Tony Hawk Got a lot of stereotypes there, Adam.

38:43🔗 Adam I know, but how do they get started?

38:44🔗 Caller I mean, come on.

38:46🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back with Tony Hawk after this.

38:51🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

38:53🔗 Adam We'll be right back. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tony Hawk's our guest tonight. He's here to Hawk Adrenaline Theater. The end is what this is called in the series of, I believe it's about five. And this is the skateboarding stuff. And if you want to log on to monsterskate.com or adrenalinetheatre.com, you can find out where it's gonna be near you. It's at AMC Theaters, it's on weekends, and it's nationwide. So see skating in its full glory on the big screen, where it belongs. And Tony also is gonna release on September 20th, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. And do you have a book out too?

40:17🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, it's called Occupation Skateboarder. It's Autobiography.

40:21🔗 Adam And it just chronicles your...

40:24🔗 Tony Hawk Basically how I came to make skateboarding my career. And the ups and downs and ins and outs and injuries and everything.

40:33🔗 Adam And when did you turn pro?

40:35🔗 Tony Hawk When I was 14.

40:37🔗 Adam And how old are you now?

40:39🔗 Tony Hawk I'm 32.

40:40🔗 Adam So it's been a while.

40:42🔗 Tony Hawk It's been a while.

40:43🔗 Adam Could you make any money at 15, 14?

40:45🔗 Tony Hawk No, not at all. It was just a title that you held. I'm now a pro skateboarder because I was an amateur and now I'm pro.

40:52🔗 Adam Because you have a sponsor. I mean, what makes you a pro? You get a sponsor? Is that essentially?

40:56🔗 Tony Hawk You get a sponsor. And then if you at the time, it was more based on competition. So if you reach the top of the amateur ranks, the next step was to turn professional. And I think the pro prize money then was $150 at first place for an event. Oh, that's bad.

41:11🔗 Adam Sounds good to me. That's bad.

41:12🔗 Tony Hawk I received a royalty check for my signature model actually for 85 cents for the month.

41:18🔗 Adam And his, it seems to me that skateboarding made a sort of technological leap in a, you know, like a five-year period between, I don't know, 1980 and 1985 or something. But it seems like stuff has remained equipment wise. The boards.

41:36🔗 Tony Hawk Pretty much the same construction. Board trucks and wheels.

41:40🔗 Adam A little better design, but same materials, same stuff?

41:43🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, same like wood, maple, seven ply and urethane wheels and just...

41:49🔗 Adam Do you think it sort of hit a plateau? And I don't mean that in a bad way, but I mean, this is what you're using?

41:54🔗 Tony Hawk Well, we've seen a lot of changes, you know, in shapes and in sizes. And now we've really, over the last, I'd say five years, we've really kind of come to a happy medium and nothing's really changed very much.

42:06🔗 Adam Yeah, the helmets seem about the same.

42:09🔗 Tony Hawk Well, the helmets have actually gotten a lot better, a lot safer.

42:11🔗 Adam Oh, really?

42:12🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, but the actual construction of the skateboards. Right. I think the only real revolution that we can see is something to replace the wood. And we haven't found the right substitute yet.

42:23🔗 Adam It's bizarre how many, like, sports, especially high-tech, no-holds-barred sort of things, still rely on wood as sort of the basis of their equipment.

42:35🔗 Drew The bicycle freaks me out. A friend of mine was showing me his $7,000 bicycle this weekend.

42:39🔗 Adam Right, one of those titanium mountain bikes with the springs everywhere. Yeah, you know what he does with it? He puts it on the rack of his Range Rover and drives in circles around the Gelsens trying to score, right? And that's what he does, right?

42:53🔗 Drew The Jeep with the Husky in the back.

42:54🔗 Adam Right.

42:54🔗 Tony Hawk Where's the tights into the coffee shop?

42:56🔗 Adam Yeah, it's funny. I was laughing with Drew the other night about how cars' big selling points now as they come with a bike. And I thought, you know, like, the whole point of buying a car so you don't have to get on the bike anymore. I mean, at least when I was growing up.

43:11🔗 Tony Hawk And it's just welded to the frame, doesn't actually come off?

43:14🔗 Adam Right. I think they are now. Yeah, they're actually stamped into the mold of the body. It just has a thing that's shaped like a bicycle stamped to the roof. You look cool. Don't worry. It comes with a bike and a bandana keychain. You'll get laid for sure. Elaine?

43:29🔗 Yeah.

43:30🔗 Adam Year 22. What's up?

43:33🔗 The very first time I had sex, I did not bleed at all. The first time I had anal sex, I did not bleed either. I heard that it's very rare for you to have sex the first time, both anal and regular sex and not bleed. I was wondering if it's the elasticity of my skin.

43:53🔗 Drew The anal sex does not typically cause bleeding.

43:56🔗 Adam But here's a very eerie and interesting earmark to the story. The Virgin Mary that her father has on the dashboard of his truck bled a bloody tear when she had that anal sex. Very interesting.

44:09🔗 Drew How old were you when you had intercourse first time?

44:11🔗 Seventeen.

44:12🔗 Drew So you're old enough that there may not have been a hymen. An anal sex shouldn't cause bleeding. If it does, you have to get it checked out, in fact. So no, nothing really unusual about all this.

44:23🔗 Okay.

44:24🔗 Caller All right, you're good. Yeah.

44:27🔗 Adam All right.

44:27🔗 Thank you.

44:28🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you for not bleeding. All right. We'll speak to Robert. Robert is 20. Robert.

44:35🔗 Caller Hey, what's up? Man A's.

44:37🔗 Adam Hey, yeah. That's my rap name.

44:38🔗 Caller That's my main man name.

44:40🔗 Adam Man A's. You see with the Z in man. It's like a white rapper.

44:45🔗 Caller What's Dr. Drew's name?

44:47🔗 Adam A Hole. I don't know, Drew. That wouldn't be a bad rap name.

44:52🔗 Drew Asshole.

44:56🔗 Adam What's up there, Robert?

44:57🔗 Caller What's up? I really don't have no sick demanded sex question for you guys. I listen to you guys every night coming on from work, and I've listened to you guys for years. Adam is the most hilarious guy I've ever heard. Striker filled in for you, and it was cool, but so good to have Adam back.

45:14🔗 Drew You must be from Tucson, right? Or LA.?

45:16🔗 Caller Huh?

45:16🔗 Drew You from LA or Tucson?

45:17🔗 Caller I'm from Riverside, LA.

45:19🔗 Adam Right.

45:21🔗 Caller I had a question for Tony. I'm not really a big video game fanatic. I was, and I was younger. But when Tony Howard came out, I was addicted to this game. Me and my friends just had addiction for this game. We'd go anywhere we could just to play it. Wake up in the middle of the night and play this game. And I just want to ask you if you play your own game, if you feel it like how we feel about this game.

45:44🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, the best thing about me playing it is that I can actually tell my wife that I'm working. So I was up, well yeah, when it first came out, I was up till like three o'clock in the morning every night trying to finish it.

45:55🔗 Drew Do you kill on it?

45:57🔗 Tony Hawk I'm pretty good, but there are kids that have so much time to play it that I really can't compete.

46:01🔗 Caller That's another question I was going to ask because I have a friend, man, and he is amazing on this game. Like, I don't know what the highest score you've ever seen, but my homie pulls like 800,000 tricks. Like, not tricks, but 800,000 runs.

46:13🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, no cheats?

46:15🔗 Caller Huh?

46:15🔗 Tony Hawk No cheats?

46:16🔗 Caller Oh, no, well.

46:18🔗 Tony Hawk Well, always special.

46:20🔗 Adam Wait a minute, did Tony just say the S-word or what did he say? No cheats?

46:23🔗 Drew No cheats.

46:24🔗 Adam Oh, I see. OK, I thought he meant like no cheats.

46:26🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, no, like he's not entering special codes that allow him to do stuff better or slow mo.

46:30🔗 Caller Without a special code, he'll pull like 500. That's good. With a special code, dude, he pulls like 200,000 point tricks just one trick alone.

46:38🔗 Adam Hey, Robert, I bet he traded all in to get laid once. You'd give it all up, wouldn't he?

46:44🔗 Tony Hawk You know what's scary is that, not scary, but surprising, is that a lot of girls play this game.

46:49🔗 Adam Oh, really?

46:49🔗 Tony Hawk And there aren't too many games that really cross over.

46:52🔗 Adam Yeah, that's kind of interesting because video games are predominantly kind of a male phenomenon, aren't they?

46:57🔗 Tony Hawk Yes, definitely. But I hear a lot and I hear a lot of girls say, Oh, I hated my boyfriend. I was playing all the time and then he let me try once and now we play it together and now we compete.

47:06🔗 Adam And when you compete, it's your score against their score. I mean, I know it sounds obvious.

47:11🔗 Tony Hawk There is a dual player mode that you can play at the same time.

47:14🔗 Adam Oh, you can't.

47:14🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah.

47:15🔗 Adam And so there's two of you.

47:16🔗 Tony Hawk Two people, yeah. And you literally can run into each other at some point and just try to outdo the other one.

47:22🔗 Adam I remember there's this hot new game called Pong Out. It's like tennis except for it's like a video tennis ball you play with.

47:29🔗 Tony Hawk That is a two player mode too.

47:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

47:32🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah.

47:32🔗 Adam That's my thing. Yeah. And you can play it against the wall when you get bored. It's great. All right. We'll take a little break. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. When we come back, we'll speak to more of you after this.

47:44🔗 Caller Loveline.

47:45🔗 Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:48🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

48:28🔗 Adam It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew with AirFo, number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight, the world's greatest skateboarder. He is here talking about Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, which will be out September 20th, also Occupation Skateboarder, which is a book, which is out. And the book, pardon me, the movie, Adrenaline Theater Presents the End, which is the skateboard part of the series of, what do you call, sort of extreme filmmaking.

48:58🔗 Tony Hawk Action sports.

48:59🔗 Adam Action sports.

49:00🔗 Tony Hawk Don't say the E word.

49:01🔗 Adam Oh, I'm sorry. X stream or something.

49:04🔗 Tony Hawk Action sports.

49:06🔗 Adam monsterskate.com or adrenalinetheater.com is where you can log on and check out a location near you at an AMC theater playing on the weekends. We're just talking during the break about games played in the schoolyard and growing up. I'm talking about grade school and junior high. Most of the games revolved around hitting guys with utility balls. That was the whole thing. The idea was to hit somebody with a ball, beam them and knock them out. We were talking about playing a game called Smear the Queer, which I don't know if that game goes on anymore in schoolyards. But it's like-

49:46🔗 Drew That better run.

49:47🔗 Tony Hawk It's probably like Fight Club now. There's this underground movement of Smear the Queer, but no one's really allowed to do it.

49:52🔗 Adam I was telling the guys, it wasn't an officially sanctioned recess game by the school. It's the cockfighting of schoolyard games. We'd have these little games. You played against a backboard on a handball court, and you throw a tennis ball, and whoever it bounced off, and whoever dropped it had to make it back to the board before everyone beat the crap out of them, or while everyone was being the crap out of them. But I did it once, and I dropped the ball intentionally. Instead of running to the board to safety, I ran the exact opposite way, and then I had 20 kids chase me, like at the end of Benny Hill, through an entire schoolyard. And everything was going great. I mean, I was out juking every one of these sixth graders. I was moving and doing all my great moves. And everything was going great, and I was running full blast, and I ran past a guy by the name of Mike Brown. I'll never forget Mike Brown. And I didn't think Mike Brown was involved with the game because Mike was not one of the people chasing me. But Mike was smart. Mike stopped and doubled back. And as I ran past Mike Brown, Mike socked me right in the solar plexus, about as hard as he could while I was running full speed. I stumbled about three more steps and then went down on my face, and sort of was writhing in pain. And you know what I love about kids? It's like everyone stopped and I was like, oh, oh, and there's a beat of like, I think he's really hurt. And then it was, get him. Get him. And I was like, hey, by law. You know, people are like, hey, sorry, man. It's like, we don't want to have to beat the crap out of you while you're lying on the asphalt, holding your midsection, but rules are rules. I mean, what are you gonna do?

51:34🔗 Tony Hawk If you're still breathing, then it's fair game.

51:36🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, if word gets out, that we let you live. And I think that's when I used one of my I'm serious calls, which is what you could do when you're a kid and someone was really screwing with you or you're really hurt. Like the time I was rolled up in a carpet. I got, I let myself be rolled up in a piece of carpet. So there was like six foot of carpet in front of me and six foot of carpet behind me. My hands were at my side and I got rolled up in the middle of it. And then people were like stomping on it and kicking it. And I was like yelling, let me out. And people were laughing. And at a certain point, if you say it with the right pitch, if you go, I'm serious, then you'll hear the guys, hey, he's serious. Let him out. Let him out.

52:20🔗 Tony Hawk There was always the kid that cried wolf.

52:22🔗 Adam Right. Well, you can't use too many of those. I'm serious calls. We get one per like semester or something like that, depending on the crowd you run with. But I always thought, and I've talked to Drew about this before, I always wish as an adult, I had a handful of those.

52:38🔗 Drew I'm serious.

52:38🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Girlfriends dumping you, boss firing you.

52:41🔗 Tony Hawk It really hurt. I'm serious.

52:42🔗 Caller I'm serious.

52:44🔗 Tony Hawk Okay.

52:44🔗 Adam She's going, listen, things just aren't working out. I'm seeing somebody else, and you're like, but I'm serious. I'm sorry.

52:53🔗 Drew Oh, okay. You're serious.

52:55🔗 Adam We'll stay together. We'll stay together. Yeah, I mean, as an adult, you should really, when you leave high school, you should get like three I'm-seriouses just to take with you. And I'd say, like I said, getting canned from a job or having a girl dump you, just use them at your own discretion. Oh, it'd be nice, wouldn't it? With the police. With the police. Right. Police pull you over. You know, your shoulder's dislocated. They're beating you with a baton. You yell. Rodney King could have yelled, I'm serious, halfway into that beating, it would have been fine. No more trouble. All right. Jamie?

53:28🔗 Hey, what's up, guys?

53:29🔗 Adam Hey, you're 15. What's going on?

53:31🔗 Caller Well, basically, I'm attracted to all overweight guys. And I don't know why. And all my friends are like, why, you know?

53:40🔗 Tony Hawk Older guys?

53:41🔗 Caller No. Overweight guys.

53:43🔗 Tony Hawk What are the older?

53:45🔗 Caller Somewhat, but not really too bad.

53:47🔗 Adam That's all right. How old are they?

53:50🔗 Caller I would say between my age to about 22.

53:53🔗 Adam Nice. 22?

53:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:55🔗 Adam Oh, boy. I'll tell you, 20.

53:56🔗 Drew That's older.

53:57🔗 Adam A 350-pound, 22-year-old guy could really do some damage to a young 15-year-old gal.

54:03🔗 Drew Jamie, there are men that find women attractive, too.

54:07🔗 Adam Black guys, man. Hey, Jamie. No, there's not any men who find. Yeah, there are. Let me explain. Those are guys who get what they can get.

54:18🔗 Drew There are guys that are into that.

54:20🔗 Adam There's a handful.

54:20🔗 Tony Hawk They have magazines devoted to that fetish.

54:23🔗 Adam I don't trust those guys. I really don't. I prefer not to talk about them or acknowledge their existence. Jamie?

54:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:28🔗 Adam It sends a dangerous message to the young women of the community, which is they don't have to starve themselves and work out like free. Jamie? Yeah. Are you overweight?

54:39🔗 Caller No, I'm not. Well, I don't think so.

54:41🔗 Drew You're fat. No, you're fine.

54:43🔗 Adam Please, Drew, how dare you? How tall are you?

54:46🔗 Caller I'm 5'2.

54:47🔗 Adam 5'2. And what are you tipping the scales at?

54:50🔗 Caller 130.

54:51🔗 Adam 130. Let me do some quick radio math. Why don't you say 5'2, 130? You're overweight. Carry the 4. I got 5'3, and 142.

55:05🔗 Caller No, I don't think so.

55:06🔗 Adam I did the radio math. You can't argue with that. So you're a little bit husky, but certainly wouldn't call you fat by any stretch of the imagination, right?

55:15🔗 Caller No.

55:16🔗 Adam And how big do you like a lad to be?

55:19🔗 Caller I'd say about 200 to 300 pounds.

55:22🔗 Adam Two to three.

55:22🔗 Drew So the bigger the better.

55:24🔗 Caller No, I don't know. It depends on the guy, too.

55:27🔗 Adam You have a ceiling. What about, like, name some famous fat people who you'd like, like Santa?

55:35🔗 Caller There's not really any fat guys that are famous that I really like.

55:41🔗 Adam How about, like, John Popper from Blues Traveler?

55:44🔗 Caller I don't even know who that is.

55:45🔗 Adam No, okay.

55:46🔗 Drew But I'd be curious to know if...

55:48🔗 Adam We got to make sure and tell John that next time he comes on the show so we can kill himself.

55:51🔗 Drew I'd be curious to know if...

55:52🔗 Adam How about Chris Farley?

55:55🔗 Drew John Candy.

55:57🔗 Caller Um, ew, that's disgusting, no.

56:01🔗 Adam What's disgusting? Well, no, I don't mean a dead guy, but we're talking about big guys?

56:05🔗 Caller Just big guys, yeah.

56:06🔗 Adam Yeah, but I'm trying to think of some guys. How about, like, Drew Carey?

56:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:12🔗 Adam You'd like him?

56:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:13🔗 Adam Yeah, he's like a husky guy, right?

56:16🔗 Tony Hawk He's not huge, though.

56:18🔗 Adam No, he's a little big bum.

56:19🔗 Drew I'm curious to see whether or not some of this would evolve as she got older.

56:23🔗 Tony Hawk Is it because they're less of a threat? Because what?

56:26🔗 Drew No, no.

56:26🔗 Tony Hawk They're less of a threat, no?

56:28🔗 Drew It's kind of a fetish thing.

56:29🔗 Adam He thinks it's a fetish thing. You don't think it's that they're not in such high demand.

56:33🔗 Tony Hawk They're easier.

56:34🔗 Drew No, I think it's a fetish thing. That's why I'm curious to see if it would change to something else if she got older.

56:38🔗 Adam Okay.

56:39🔗 Drew But it's all right, it's fine.

56:41🔗 Caller Because like my friends criticize me for it. They're like, what? You like him?

56:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, this is a great thing. It means you're, I don't know what it means. It's fine. You're all right, Jamie. Okay. Good. Enjoy your big love. You just get on top. That's all. Mike? Hey, how's it going? You're 19. I don't know if we've ever had that proclamation from a young lady on this show, have we, or a declaration? I hope not. What's up there, Mike?

57:11🔗 Caller Yeah. I was wondering what I can do about the, what is it called, penile papules?

57:16🔗 Drew Why would you want to do anything with them?

57:18🔗 Caller Is there something we can do to get rid of them, like a soap or a hair follicle cream or whatever?

57:25🔗 Drew Wait a minute. What are you talking about?

57:26🔗 Adam The pearly penile papules.

57:28🔗 Drew What do you have exactly? What are you talking about that you think that's papule?

57:32🔗 Caller The white things on the scrotum?

57:36🔗 Drew That's not pearly papules.

57:37🔗 Caller Oh. What would that be?

57:39🔗 Drew Are they sort of soft, large, like spongy things?

57:43🔗 Caller No, like little zits.

57:45🔗 Drew Zits? And those are zits?

57:46🔗 Adam They look like little white caps or something?

57:48🔗 Yeah, exactly.

57:49🔗 Drew No, those are zits.

57:50🔗 Adam Can you pop them?

57:51🔗 Yeah, once in a while.

57:53🔗 Drew Those are not pearly penile papules.

57:55🔗 Adam Drew, I know we just talked about this, but as you know, I give my sack a full combing over.

58:02🔗 Drew You found one?

58:02🔗 Adam Probably once or twice a week, and then I even hold the flashlight up to it underneath and turn the lights off so I can see through it. I miss my balls.

58:12🔗 Drew Trans-illumination, yes.

58:13🔗 Adam Yeah, it's nice. It's warm, it's tingly, feels good. Now, get those little white things on there. Some of them just pop like butter, but some are like rocks.

58:24🔗 Drew Yeah, they're a sebaceous.

58:25🔗 Adam What are the rock ones?

58:26🔗 Drew It's sebaceous glands. It's sebaceous cysts and things.

58:29🔗 Adam It's a cyst. It's as big as the head of a ballpoint pen.

58:32🔗 Drew That might be a molluscum contagiosa.

58:35🔗 Adam Now listen, how dare you do it?

58:36🔗 Drew That must be a molluscum.

58:37🔗 Adam How dare you?

58:38🔗 Drew I didn't see any molluscum when I examined you the other day.

58:40🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Hold on.

58:42🔗 Drew I'm not talking about a cyst.

58:44🔗 Adam I'm talking about what looks like.

58:48🔗 Drew Molluscum looks like a zit with a hard peak on it.

58:52🔗 Adam It's just a hard little, it seems, it looks like a very small little white head. There's no zit to it.

58:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:58🔗 Adam There's no red body to it.

59:00🔗 Drew If you peel that off, a little hard thing comes out.

59:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:02🔗 Drew Molluscum.

59:03🔗 Adam That's what that is. What is that?

59:05🔗 Drew You wouldn't know, I guess, but anyway. So, it's a viral STD.

59:10🔗 Adam Oh, how dare you?

59:12🔗 Drew It's a, you don't have it, so it doesn't matter.

59:14🔗 Adam Oh, right.

59:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:15🔗 Adam No, it's not, I know you've talked about that. You scoop them out with a little melon baller.

59:20🔗 Drew Yeah, and you can use your fingernail to bring them off.

59:22🔗 Adam No, no, that's not what it is. That's not what it is.

59:24🔗 Drew All right, let me just finish with Mike.

59:25🔗 Adam Listen, don't all you people know what I'm talking about?

59:27🔗 Drew Let me finish with Mike. Mike needs to, more hygiene. More dryness, so more antibacterial soap.

59:35🔗 Adam All right, here's what I'm talking about, Drew. Just one more time. You got the scrotum sack, right?

59:41🔗 Drew Got the scrotum. Do these pee anywhere else besides the scrotum?

59:43🔗 Adam No, no.

59:44🔗 Drew So it may be some sort of sub-soba.

59:47🔗 Adam You get a little, you don't even want to call them zits, because they're not really zits. You just get a little white heads on there every once in a while. Like you'd get, I don't know, like on your nose, you get those little black heads.

59:58🔗 Tony Hawk You should get one of those strips that you put on your nose.

1:00:00🔗 Adam Biore strip? Yeah, I put on my balls with it.

1:00:02🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, just get a few of those.

1:00:03🔗 Adam Have the neighbors call the cops when I rip it off and scream at the top of my lungs. I like that.

1:00:09🔗 Drew Ball biore.

1:00:10🔗 Adam Maybe I'll start with one of those breathe right strips on there just to hold my sack open. Like the wings of a flying squirrel.

1:00:20🔗 Tony Hawk All right.

1:00:21🔗 Adam So you get the little ones. It's just a little like the ball and a ball point pen. That is the literal size of it. And you can just sort of pop them with your fingernail. But once in a while, you run into one and it's just hard. It's just like a little rock and it ain't moving.

1:00:37🔗 Tony Hawk It's been left alone too long.

1:00:38🔗 Drew Yeah, it must just be petrified. But it's a good case for molluscum though.

1:00:43🔗 Adam Interesting. I have to look at it.

1:00:46🔗 Drew We have to do another another scrotal examination. I didn't even notice your scrotum when we were down there.

1:00:51🔗 Adam Drew, you know why you don't know my scrotum? It hangs so low you don't see where it ends. It just looks like a flap of skin.

1:00:57🔗 Drew It was like a curtain behind your penis.

1:00:59🔗 Adam That's right. And for my next trick. It drew. Oh, Jesus Christ. I just dumped acid all over my penis. Yeah, that was Drew examining my penis. He thought I had, what did you think I had? Warts? Warts. Yeah. Well, it turns out I won $100 from it.

1:01:15🔗 Tony Hawk Warts are different than lusca metastasis.

1:01:17🔗 Adam Yeah. You want to lose another $100, I'll send you back down below if you like. Easy money for me. I should tour the country asking doctors for $100 to look at my penis. When do you think the last time a doctor lost $100 looking at someone's Johnson? Do you know what I'm saying?

1:01:33🔗 Drew When the last time a doctor paid a patient right there.

1:01:36🔗 Adam That's right. Paid him $100 to look at his door.

1:01:38🔗 Drew I didn't pay to look. I bet you there was something on it, which I still believe there had been.

1:01:42🔗 Adam Drew bet there was something on my penis. He bet me $100. He found nothing. It was like the purest driven snow, like the camp of a mountain in Alaska.

1:01:51🔗 Drew Listen, he put a stunt penis in there.

1:01:53🔗 Tony Hawk Was that live right here?

1:01:54🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

1:01:55🔗 Adam Yes. That is confident.

1:01:57🔗 Drew You can see the pictures on the web, too.

1:01:59🔗 Caller Yeah, but what was this part?

1:02:00🔗 Caller This is a part from that. Listen.

1:02:02🔗 Drew Suspicious.

1:02:03🔗 Caller Suspicious.

1:02:05🔗 Adam How dare you? Suspicious. Let me tell you what suspicious is. Drew thought he was going to lose $100, so he thought he'd plant a little seed in the juror's mind. Suspicious. Suspicious. Joe?

1:02:18🔗 Caller Hello?

1:02:19🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

1:02:24🔗 Caller Well, I was going out with this girl for a while and everything was fine, you know, lovey-dovey. But then she said that her feelings were like growing. And then ever since then, I just kind of, my feeling, hers got higher and then mine got lower. And that's been pretty much how it is with most of my other girlfriends.

1:02:44🔗 Drew So, you're just not ready for any kind of intimate relationship right now, right? Are you afraid that it's going to, you're going to be vulnerable? Are you going to hurt somebody or is it more than you want?

1:02:56🔗 Caller I don't know because I would like to, I wish I could still enjoy being with them, but then once I hear that, they get more and more annoying.

1:03:07🔗 Tony Hawk So, if they're distant, it's more fun to chase them.

1:03:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey listen, Joe, you're 16. That's the way it goes. That's fine.

1:03:16🔗 Drew Yeah, it's okay.

1:03:16🔗 Adam A lot of guys are that way, but here's the deal. You're aware of it, you're thinking about it, you're talking about it. So, by the time you're 55, 60, it won't be a problem. Just, I'm serious. Doesn't he sound like Be Real from Cypress Hill, by the way, Drew?

1:03:31🔗 Drew Little bit, yeah.

1:03:32🔗 Adam Yeah, that was his voice. Here's the deal. A lot of guys have this gene and especially at 16, and if you're asking questions and talking about it, and realizing it may be a problem at 16, you'll be fine. You go through a few more years of this. Good. So, you don't get married at 18 or 19. Smart. Keeps you out of trouble. In a way, I think this is a good quality.

1:03:56🔗 Drew At that age, absolutely.

1:03:57🔗 Adam It's protective. I think the reason most guys have this is for just that. Yeah. Then they're the guys who meet a chick in the eighth grade, and date her for three years, and marry her at 17. How smart are those guys? Where was their little protective coating?

1:04:16🔗 Caller That's right.

1:04:18🔗 Caller This is be real.

1:04:21🔗 Adam Maria?

1:04:22🔗 Caller Hello?

1:04:23🔗 Adam Hey.

1:04:24🔗 Caller Hi. I'm not really concerned about, what is it, relapse. My question was more towards, well, I've been sober for a year now, and I work with adolescents as a counselor. My question was, if you find out your child is using or doing drugs or whatever, do you suggest you have them relate to them with your own experience?

1:04:51🔗 Drew No. Well-

1:04:54🔗 Caller Or just avoid it and tell them the truth about drugs and what they lead to?

1:05:00🔗 Drew If you're an addict and in recovery, you really can't avoid talking about it, right? And so you need to talk about the consequences and you need to talk about the solutions.

1:05:10🔗 Caller Well, yeah. I know. Like when I'm the counselor there and I speak to the other people there, I relate with my own experience. But I'm saying as an adult, as a parent-

1:05:20🔗 Drew But no, even as a parent-

1:05:21🔗 Caller Are you a parent?

1:05:23🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

1:05:23🔗 Adam I see.

1:05:24🔗 Drew But the point is, when you're a parent and you're in recovery, you're going to meetings every night, you're having sponsors, you're talking to them, the child sees the relationship you have with the recovery community.

1:05:32🔗 Adam So listen, if they can't say out of the bag-

1:05:34🔗 Drew Yeah, you got to talk about it. If not, you're talking to them about what you did do, is issuing a license for them to do the same.

1:05:40🔗 Adam You think so?

1:05:41🔗 Drew Always.

1:05:42🔗 Adam Really?

1:05:43🔗 Drew Yes.

1:05:43🔗 Adam So your kids are not going to know about any of the debauchery-

1:05:47🔗 Drew That you and I have been engaged in and the stuff we've been doing.

1:05:49🔗 Adam The reach-arounds, the handies, the full release.

1:05:53🔗 Drew No. The exam of the stunt penis.

1:05:54🔗 Adam Sonomy, the corn holeing, examining the penis. None of this stuff. No. That will then be a green light for them, too.

1:06:02🔗 Tony Hawk Are you guys in recovery for that now?

1:06:04🔗 Adam I am. Drew doesn't think he has a problem. We'll talk off the air. Thanks, Tony.

1:06:11🔗 Deal with the fact that I am gay.

1:06:12🔗 Adam Gene? Gene, you're 20.

1:06:16🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:06:16🔗 Adam What's up?

1:06:20🔗 Caller I've been going out with this guy for three months. I found out that I was pregnant, and we decided that we weren't going to really see each other anymore. I told him about it, and he seemed really interested to help me in everything. He wanted to know everything. He wanted to go to the doctor with me. Then I was supposed to call him back, and he never returned my call. I'm just wondering if he's avoiding me.

1:06:47🔗 Adam How far along are you?

1:06:50🔗 Caller I don't know. I just took the test yesterday, and I found out that I was. He wanted me to tell him. He's like, Yeah, I talked to him today, and we talked for a long time.

1:06:59🔗 Adam All that stuff.

1:07:00🔗 Drew You have trouble tracking her?

1:07:01🔗 Adam Well, here's her story. I dated a guy for three months, and then I told him I was pregnant. At first, he was into it. He was going to the doctor with me.

1:07:12🔗 Tony Hawk They were breaking up before the sample.

1:07:14🔗 Adam Okay, he was breaking up. But he was into it. They were going to the doctors together. I thought the kid was four. Yeah.

1:07:21🔗 Drew Yesterday.

1:07:22🔗 Adam Well, yesterday is when I found out. I had a whole musical montage in my head of the calendar pages blowing in the wind, them being at the doctor, her getting the angiogram or the ultrasound, them looking at it, them picking out wallpaper for the nursery. It was a whole, it really was a theater of the mind. And it turned out to, probably yesterday in the evening, about 8.30 yesterday night, I found out it was Friday. How did it work though that he was all into it?

1:07:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:58🔗 Adam Where is she?

1:07:59🔗 Drew Me too.

1:08:00🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

1:08:01🔗 Caller If you don't feel that you're into this, let me know because I don't want to be going with you down the long haul and you leave me or you decide that this is for you. He was the one that was coming up.

1:08:12🔗 Caller She's still talking.

1:08:16🔗 Caller We'll decide everything together. Then he told me to call him back. I called him back.

1:08:21🔗 Adam Right. What did he say the last time you talked to him?

1:08:27🔗 Caller He said, I'm going to go take a shower and eat.

1:08:37🔗 Adam I see.

1:08:37🔗 Caller So I called back.

1:08:38🔗 Adam Right.

1:08:39🔗 Caller 15 minutes. Like, every 15 minutes.

1:08:44🔗 Tony Hawk Can you just run that the whole show?

1:08:46🔗 Adam And, and Jean?

1:08:47🔗 Caller Yes.

1:08:49🔗 Adam Jean, give me a list, if it's a boy, of some possible occupations you might like to see. I'm just curious. I mean, different jobs, different things. Do you want to go to college? You know, different things like that.

1:09:05🔗 Caller If I had a son?

1:09:07🔗 Adam Yeah, give me a top five. Top five if you had a son.

1:09:10🔗 Caller Oh, a bartender would be good.

1:09:12🔗 Drew A bartender?

1:09:14🔗 Caller Wow.

1:09:14🔗 Drew I want to hear the next two.

1:09:15🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:09:17🔗 Caller I don't know, like lawyer, doctor.

1:09:22🔗 Caller And?

1:09:26🔗 Adam Bartenders at the top of the list?

1:09:27🔗 Caller I was kidding.

1:09:28🔗 Adam Oh, I see. Okay. All right. No.

1:09:31🔗 Caller I was trying to ease my own tension, that's all.

1:09:33🔗 Adam All right. All right. So now, you were, I'm sorry, Drew was distracting me. I didn't hear every syllable that came out of your mouth. But, you know, I do, I do have the, you know, sort of a general template of your problem.

1:09:47🔗 Caller I figured you would.

1:09:48🔗 Adam Yeah. And now, your boyfriend, you just found out yesterday.

1:09:54🔗 Caller Yeah. I haven't actually even gone to the doctor yet. This is all, like, really new. I just took the home test twice.

1:09:59🔗 Tony Hawk Didn't she say that he went to the doctor with her?

1:10:02🔗 No, he said that he wouldn't want to go to the doctor.

1:10:03🔗 Drew He would want to go, but now that you actually know you're pregnant, he's freaking out or something. He's just not available.

1:10:09🔗 Caller Well, I guess, yeah. I don't know. I mean, he seemed like, you know, he'd be willing to help. And he didn't want to take my call. His roommate said, oh, no, he's asleep.

1:10:19🔗 Adam I see. Well, describe him. What kind of guy is he? I mean, give us, give us a composite of this guy.

1:10:25🔗 Caller He's afraid of commitment.

1:10:28🔗 Drew No kidding.

1:10:28🔗 Adam And you know, what does he do for a living? How tall is he? What colors his hair?

1:10:37🔗 Caller Here, blue eyes. For a living.

1:10:44🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

1:10:45🔗 Tony Hawk It sounds like that ever last.

1:10:46🔗 Adam My father did that as well.

1:10:48🔗 Caller So I know he's young.

1:10:49🔗 Adam I'm young.

1:10:50🔗 Caller We're both young, right?

1:10:51🔗 Adam All right, all right. Listen, Gene, yes, do you want to give this child up for adoption, maybe? Do we talk about that?

1:11:01🔗 Caller I haven't even thought about what I wanted to do. We were going to talk about that together.

1:11:04🔗 Drew So he just started remaking contact with this guy, and she is desperate and upset that he seems to be pushing away at an important time.

1:11:10🔗 Adam He is despicable.

1:11:12🔗 Caller I mean, I'm willing to talk about anything. I never even thought about it.

1:11:15🔗 Adam Let's call him.

1:11:16🔗 Caller Oh, my God, no.

1:11:18🔗 Adam Really?

1:11:18🔗 Caller Really?

1:11:19🔗 Adam Well, he's never there.

1:11:20🔗 Caller Well, no, he's there, but okay.

1:11:23🔗 Adam All right, we're going to put you on hold.

1:11:25🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:25🔗 Adam Okay. That's where I just push this button and you just we won't hang up on you.

1:11:30🔗 Caller Okay, but I gave you my middle name so he might not know. I mean, he'll know, but.

1:11:34🔗 Adam Right. Okay. Well, hang on.

1:11:36🔗 Tony Hawk I think he'll know.

1:11:36🔗 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:11:37🔗 Caller I'm calling from San Pedro.

1:11:39🔗 Adam San Pedro. It's a beautiful country out there. They got.

1:11:43🔗 Drew Harbors.

1:11:43🔗 Adam Wall water, right? And cement, right?

1:11:46🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Aquarium.

1:11:47🔗 Adam All right. All right. Hang on, Gene. We'll see if we can get his number and see if we can get to the bottom of this during the break and then we'll come back. All right. Hold on a second. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. We'll be back with more of the famous show after this.

1:12:01🔗 Drew Hello.

1:12:02🔗 Caller This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:12:29🔗 Drew So what happened with Jane?

1:12:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:31🔗 Drew Where's the boyfriend?

1:12:32🔗 Adam It is Loveline.

1:12:33🔗 Drew Did you get it? You guys get the boyfriend?

1:12:37🔗 Adam No, no answer. What a surprise. All right. Well, let's get back to Gene. Hey, Gene? Yes? Here's the deal.

1:12:43🔗 Drew There really is no answer there.

1:12:44🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:12:45🔗 Drew He is a world class dick. Maybe there's something wrong with him. Maybe he's sick or something.

1:12:48🔗 Caller Maybe he's just a jackhole.

1:12:50🔗 Adam Thank you. That's the name of my production company. You need to, how about sending him a note or a letter basically saying that, listen, whatever happened, it ain't going away and we can talk and we can, basically it's like this. It's like the letters I used to get from parking enforcement, which is now it's a warrant. Put it this way, it ain't going away. So you come down and pay your fine and deal with it now or it'll be worse. It'll keep getting worse every month and eventually you'll get pulled over on your way to a Hoffman Travel where you used to work at 18 and you'll be arrested.

1:13:30🔗 Drew On the route that your mother recommended.

1:13:32🔗 Adam Yes. It was a very, very bizarre story. My mother recommended a side street for me to ride my motorcycle too, that no cops would ever be on.

1:13:42🔗 Drew Lester's son get arrested.

1:13:44🔗 Adam That was-

1:13:45🔗 Drew Not, he'll help you pay the fine.

1:13:47🔗 Adam Oh, no. You got to understand that was one of the more generous acts of the Corolla family. I said to my mom, hey, I got to warn out for my arrest for parking fines that I haven't paid, and it's like 550 bucks and I don't have it, and if I get pulled over, I'm going to jail. I mean, I'm not going to prison, but the next time I get pulled over, I will not be getting back on my motorcycle. I will be getting in the back of a squad car. And she said, here's a side street that you can take. And here's the beauty of me. The notion of even saying, hey, I'm going to borrow 500 bucks to take care of this or whatever, or the fact, thinking that she would bring it up or do anything like that was ludicrous and absurd. It didn't occur to me to ask my mother or my father for it. And this was a Sunday night, and she said, this street runs parallel to that major street where all the cops are, and it runs right with it. It will get you right to work just as fast. I took that side street the following morning. I got arrested and thrown in the pokey. That next morning, I mean, I was eating dinner with her at 8.39 in the evening. This is at 8 the next morning. Twelve hours later, I was incarcerated because I took her goddamn side street. Anyway, those are the Corollas, everyone. You, Drew, do you want a better example? You know how I always explained you with my family, not bad people, but you're on your own?

1:15:12🔗 Drew Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one.

1:15:14🔗 Adam That and it's not a dramatic example. It's not a shocking example. It's just that's how it went. You want a side street, here's a side street.

1:15:21🔗 Drew There's a chapter two to it, which is when he gets arrested, it never occurs to call family.

1:15:26🔗 Adam Oh, hell no.

1:15:27🔗 Drew Call your buddies.

1:15:27🔗 Adam I had three buddies all put together like 200 bucks each and get me out of there. Chris, Snake and Ray all got me out of there. And they spent the next five years paying them up.

1:15:39🔗 Drew There's still a...

1:15:40🔗 Adam All right, so, Gene, I would suggest the adoption or abortion. Either way, she needs to contact this guy.

1:15:47🔗 Drew Yeah, some way to get that. And don't assume the worst. Maybe there's some explanation for this, but be real clear with him. You need his support now.

1:15:54🔗 Adam Kira? Hello? Kira, Drew, what if one of your kids had a warrant out for their arrest and was explaining that to you? Would you pay the fine?

1:16:05🔗 Drew It would trigger a very long series of responses and consequences. It wouldn't be, oh, good, well, here's how we'll avoid the police, dodge them.

1:16:14🔗 Adam Would you basically tell them how to become a fugitive and then go back home and go to bed?

1:16:18🔗 Drew There'd be a whole long...

1:16:19🔗 Adam It would worry you that they were riding around on a motorcycle knowing that they would be arrested next time they got pulled over, right?

1:16:26🔗 Drew A long series of...

1:16:27🔗 Adam Right, you give them a lecture. You might have them work it off or something, but you would make some sort of arrangement.

1:16:33🔗 Drew Right, you'd teach them how to deal with it.

1:16:34🔗 Adam Right, there you go. That's what I missed out on. Kira?

1:16:37🔗 Hello?

1:16:38🔗 Adam You're 23.

1:16:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:39🔗 Caller What's up?

1:16:40🔗 Caller Well, first I just wanted to say hi, Tony Hawk.

1:16:43🔗 Caller Hi.

1:16:43🔗 Caller I think you're excellent. I love you a lot.

1:16:45🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:16:46🔗 Caller Hi, Dr. Drew. Hi, Mayonnaise. Hi.

1:16:49🔗 Adam Should have never brought that up.

1:16:50🔗 Drew What's going on?

1:16:52🔗 Caller Well, I was just curious what you guys thought about... If I told you about the guy that I'm dating, I'm not sure if he's using me, just trying to get me in bed or if maybe you think... Because I do exotic dancing for a living and I'm not sure if people seem to hit on me because they find out that I do that.

1:17:09🔗 Adam Is that totally nude?

1:17:11🔗 Caller No. No, it's like a biker bar. It's like a bikini.

1:17:14🔗 Tony Hawk Was he a customer?

1:17:16🔗 Caller Huh? No, actually, he's not. I went to school with him for like two years and he just called me up out of the blue.

1:17:21🔗 Adam What kind of biker bar? Just bikinis? That's it? They don't have any of those anymore.

1:17:26🔗 Caller No, it's like G-strings and pasties.

1:17:29🔗 Adam All right, well, let's get in.

1:17:29🔗 Tony Hawk What's the new bikini?

1:17:31🔗 Adam Is it G-strings and pasties?

1:17:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:35🔗 Drew What state is this?

1:17:36🔗 Caller Illinois.

1:17:38🔗 Adam Wasn't that a number from Bedknobs and Broomsticks? I think that was a song. G-strings and pasties and bikers and hoodlums.

1:17:46🔗 Drew Bobbing along on the bottom.

1:17:49🔗 Adam Goatees and Van Dykes and fat guys in leather. Pitchers of beer and shaking my ass. These are the things that I make my living from. Kira?

1:18:04🔗 Caller Yes.

1:18:04🔗 Adam Yeah. So you just shake your ass at this bar, right?

1:18:08🔗 Caller Do pole tricks and stuff. Yeah, there's no touching or nothing.

1:18:11🔗 Adam I see.

1:18:12🔗 Caller Boring.

1:18:13🔗 Adam And hey, they allowed to serve hard liquor there?

1:18:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:16🔗 Adam I see. So that's the pasty. That's why. Because if you were topless, they'd have to put away the hard stuff, right?

1:18:22🔗 Caller Right. There's no... Well, it depends on the state and the county that I'm in. Yeah, there's no nudity if there's alcohol.

1:18:28🔗 Adam That's great. That's what I love about Canada. Canada... It's like... Hold on a second. Here, I was explaining this to the Canadian press. At least in Los Angeles and California, here's the rules. Topless in beer or bottomless and... Now, topless in beer only, no hard stuff or bottomless, no beer, no hard stuff, just soda. But no booze, no alcohol with the topless, bottomless places and only beer with the topless. I was saying, in Canada, it's a-holes and heroin is basically, I mean, whatever you want to do, just do it. And they're like, hey, you're an adult. Who are you kidding? You know what I mean?

1:19:18🔗 Drew Well, how about they get around the topless part by putting pasties on?

1:19:22🔗 Adam I know, but there's nothing more bizarre than seeing six surly guys sitting around a totally nude place. Yeah, Bob, what do you have? Climato, Jim Mountain Dew, Roy Rogers and a surly temple over here. And could I have two maraschino cherries with that? Thank you, hon. And bring over a pitcher of Sprite. Meanwhile, Jade is up on stage and she's spread eagle.

1:19:54🔗 Tony Hawk You can get daring with an O'Douls.

1:19:57🔗 Adam I don't even... I guess they have them. I don't even know if they have those in there because they're like 100% alcohol or something. That's interesting. It's really bizarre to see a guy sipping soda at one of these all nude places. Anyway, what the hell is that, Kara? Kara?

1:20:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:15🔗 Adam All right, so what's up?

1:20:16🔗 Drew So what's going on with this guy?

1:20:18🔗 Caller All right, well, he called me up just out of the blue, like at the end of June, beginning of July, and he just said that he wanted to hook up with me. And then the first time that we hung out, he asked me out. And it just seems like he's always wanting to be really physical.

1:20:32🔗 Drew Well, he's just very attracted to you.

1:20:33🔗 Adam Yeah, he's a guy, and you look good in your paces.

1:20:36🔗 Drew He didn't know you were an exotic dancer.

1:20:37🔗 Caller Yeah, he did.

1:20:38🔗 Adam All right, well.

1:20:39🔗 Caller He did because, I don't know, he found out about it at school.

1:20:42🔗 Tony Hawk He probably thinks that's intriguing, and he's always kind of wanted to date a dancer as well.

1:20:46🔗 Adam Listen, if you're good enough shape to be an exotic dancer and you're dating a young guy, there's going to be some action going on.

1:20:54🔗 Drew But she wonders if this gives-

1:20:55🔗 Tony Hawk There could be a quest involved.

1:20:56🔗 Adam Oh, who knows?

1:20:57🔗 Drew A green light, you know? There's always the exotic dancer, therefore I can push this. You see?

1:21:03🔗 Adam Who knows?

1:21:03🔗 Caller And I know he's a really physical guy to begin with, and it seems like all he ever wants to do is just hang around my place, watch TV, and then just get real physical.

1:21:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:21:13🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:21:14🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:21:15🔗 Drew How old?

1:21:16🔗 Caller 24.

1:21:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:21:16🔗 Drew That's about right.

1:21:17🔗 Adam That's what I wanted to do, 24. Now it's a nap, whack off, and contemplate suicide. Not in that order.

1:21:25🔗 Caller I'm not sure if maybe I'm doing this just because of the last relationship I got out of was really long and really serious, and it seems like I've just sort of been doing everything a lot more haphazardly. Yeah.

1:21:35🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, if it's uncomfortable, you're the woman, you set the ground rules, you check.

1:21:41🔗 Drew Right. And you're picking up on something that makes you feel uncomfortable with this guy. He's not into you. He just sees you as an object.

1:21:48🔗 Adam And men will slide into their comfort zone very quickly. And that is not about ballroom dancing and going out for sushi. That is about hanging out, watching TV, and getting a BJ. And it's up for women, it's up to you to motivate.

1:22:03🔗 Tony Hawk That's a formula for some serious jealousy, too.

1:22:07🔗 Adam Drew, your wife cracks that whip pretty good, right?

1:22:11🔗 Caller Right. Right.

1:22:12🔗 Adam Keeps a little fire burning under you. And they're sort of right. You do kind of need to go out and air it out every once in a while. Not as much as they want it, but every once in a while. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Andrew. He's 19. He just found out his girlfriend slept with another guy and jumped in front of a bus. Who jumped in front of the bus, he did or she did? And we'll find out after this.

1:22:39🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm back in a minute.

1:23:20🔗 Adam Hype? All right, we on the air? Yeah, there we go. It's the only radio show that doesn't act like a radio show, ladies and gentlemen. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. Tony has been on the show a few times. You know him from, oh, every X game in the world. And what about doing the commentating this year? Is that something you enjoyed?

1:23:45🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, it was pretty fun. It was kind of challenging to try to make up the banter instead of just actually being interviewed. But, you know, I got to lend my expertise and just talk about the stuff I was really familiar with. So that was a lot of fun for me.

1:23:58🔗 Adam And yeah, I saw you on it, I think it was the night before last. I'm trying to remember.

1:24:04🔗 Tony Hawk I haven't seen any programming.

1:24:06🔗 Adam It was definitely, maybe it was Monday night. I don't remember. Anyway, you seem pretty poised. You seem pretty comfortable. Oh, thanks.

1:24:17🔗 Tony Hawk As long as I'm talking shop, I can do it.

1:24:19🔗 Adam Right. Yeah, I guess so. You know the problem, I swear to God, it's the worst thing I do. And it's the only thing I don't like about this job is having to talk to a whole bunch of different people about a whole bunch of different stuff that either I don't know about or I don't care about. I'm interested in my skateboarding, skateboarding for instance. Yes, good, good, yes. No, I, listen, I can relate to that. I've seen enough of it and this is, I'm a relative expert in this field compared to half the S we talk about. Imagine if you had to interview people who are on TV shows that you've never seen before. Right. Constantly. You don't even know what part they played. And producer Ann gave you the wrong network in the wrong time. Which I think she does on purpose so I can yell that over there. It's really horrible. I want a place where I can talk about my high school football stories and how my family screwed me.

1:25:11🔗 Drew In construction.

1:25:12🔗 Adam In construction, yes.

1:25:13🔗 Drew Speaking of talking about things, somebody was telling me that they believe you still can get the HIV blood test from pharmacies, these little pinprick tests that I thought were not available anymore. So that guy may have been truthful so we have our guilty of it.

1:25:28🔗 Adam Well, I'm sure he's already killed himself a long time ago. Speaking of killing themselves, Andrew?

1:25:35🔗 Yes, hello?

1:25:36🔗 Adam So you're 19. So you found out that your girlfriend slept with another guy.

1:25:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:42🔗 Adam And who jumped in front of a bus?

1:25:44🔗 Caller It was me.

1:25:45🔗 Adam Oh, you did? Yeah. A small bus?

1:25:48🔗 Caller No, it was actually one of the huge buses that carried lots of people that you waited at the bus stop one of those times.

1:25:54🔗 Drew How did you survive that?

1:25:57🔗 Adam He's really describing a bus. It was a big one that carries lots of people that you catch at the bus stop?

1:26:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:03🔗 Adam I'm not picturing that one. Which bus is that? It's like no bus I've heard of.

1:26:09🔗 Caller Well, how did I survive? I guess by the grace of God, man. You know, I'm happy I'm alive now, but you know, I was with this girl for four years.

1:26:18🔗 Adam Well, hold on. To be fair to God, the bus wasn't moving. It was just actually parked.

1:26:23🔗 Drew But this is a classic case of what happens when you don't listen to reality.

1:26:27🔗 Adam All right, well, hold on.

1:26:28🔗 Drew I'm sure she was one of the guys. Hold on a second.

1:26:30🔗 Tony Hawk He needed one of those, I'm Serious.

1:26:32🔗 Adam Yeah, you could have used one of your three. Was the bus, how fast was the bus going?

1:26:40🔗 Caller It was going at full speed. We have witnesses and they said that I flew at least five or six feet. And I suffered a concussion. I have stitches in my face.

1:26:52🔗 Adam Full speed is, you know, 65 miles an hour.

1:26:54🔗 Tony Hawk And it would not be five or six feet.

1:26:57🔗 Adam What was it? And listen, I spoke to God the other day. He didn't seem to know you. I brought up your name. I don't know if you're just using the name for the radio. Maybe there's some confusion. What's your real name?

1:27:09🔗 Caller My real name is Andrew.

1:27:10🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, he didn't know you. I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. I do. I'm his mentor.

1:27:16🔗 Caller Oh, I didn't know this.

1:27:17🔗 Adam He calls me Ace.

1:27:19🔗 Caller You guys are incredible.

1:27:21🔗 Adam Hey, Andrew, the bus was going how fast?

1:27:26🔗 Caller It was going, but it was on the way. It was sort of on the verge of stopping.

1:27:32🔗 Adam Right, I see. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you jumped off a bridge, right?

1:27:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:39🔗 Adam Okay, but you're very upset. Yeah. Now, what do you want to do?

1:27:45🔗 Caller The thing is, after I got out of the hospital and everything, she called me up and told me that it wasn't true and everything. Because I've seen the guy before, I've seen her in a car with a dude, and I went and I talked to him, and he said he didn't know anything about me.

1:28:03🔗 Adam All right. Listen, Andrew, are you guys still together or what's the deal?

1:28:08🔗 Caller Sort of, but I want to know.

1:28:10🔗 Drew Has she been trying to break it off for a while, like a couple of years?

1:28:15🔗 Caller Well, not really, you know.

1:28:18🔗 Adam Not really?

1:28:18🔗 Drew That's not a resounding endorsement of how she's been.

1:28:22🔗 Caller Actually, no. She told me she wanted to be with me and everything.

1:28:26🔗 Adam Yeah, while you were in the hospital threatening to pull the IV out of your arm.

1:28:29🔗 Drew Yeah, but before that, had she been talking about ending the relationship?

1:28:34🔗 Caller No.

1:28:35🔗 Adam Listen, hold on, Andrew, she wants to end this thing. You're the one who's keeping it alive. Right.

1:28:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. It's tough. Everyone's been through it. I swear to Christ, I almost wanted to kill myself many, many times in this position, but it's life and you really-

1:28:56🔗 Drew You got to get it.

1:28:57🔗 Adam I hate to quote, Drew, but you have to accept the reality on reality's terms. How's that go?

1:29:03🔗 Drew Yeah. This is what happens when you don't. You're shocked when somebody actually does something that's not consistent with the way you're trying to make reality conform.

1:29:12🔗 Adam Right. Here's the bottom line with this. It's like anything that is bad in your life, even though it's bad, it can still be worse. It's like cancer is bad. Denying you have cancer and not getting chemo, worse. You go to the doctor and this is exactly what this is. He drops a bomb on you and tells you something you don't want to hear. In this case, it ain't cancer. It's I want to break up with you. Your reaction is hold your ears, pretend it didn't happen and go home and threaten to kill yourself if he calls you again.

1:29:46🔗 Tony Hawk Jumping from a bus that's about to stop.

1:29:48🔗 Adam Or jump in front of a stopping bus. The point is, is you can get a little chemo, you can get a little therapy, you can beat it and in six months you can be living your life again. Or you can drag this thing out for a nice slow death. Guys do this, I think more than women do. We have an amazing capacity for this and maybe it's pride. I don't know. I don't know what it is. It's a certain tenacity that guys have and it's guys are a little more delusional in many ways.

1:30:20🔗 Drew About women.

1:30:21🔗 Adam Than women but we've all been through it. Tony hasn't because he turned pro when he was 14. He never had to deal with this. He was on the circuit banging pit girls or whatever. Pit girls. Half pipe bitches or whatever. Whatever you nail out on the circuit. But the point is is Drew and I were civilians and we had to go through this and it's very painful. You're in a lot of denial. But what, Drew, give this person 15 seconds of your best advice.

1:30:50🔗 Drew That this is an important part of development. You've got to get through it. You'll look back on this and you will be glad that you let this one go.

1:30:58🔗 Adam You will gain strength from this.

1:30:59🔗 Drew You will gain strength and you'll have a clear idea of who you are and what you need from a real relationship.

1:31:02🔗 Adam But be realistic. Yes.

1:31:04🔗 Drew Stay in reality.

1:31:05🔗 Adam There you go. Leonard, you're 14. I want to say one other quick thing about this. I was just talking to a buddy of mine tonight who got dumped by his girl. Here's the bottom line with this stuff. Bob, you don't know him. I know it sounds like I'm making his name up. But the point is this. I said to him, when a woman dumps you, and then when anyone dumps anyone saying, hey, I need space, I need to breathe, I need to find myself, here's the bottom line.

1:31:33🔗 Drew She wants to break up.

1:31:34🔗 Adam They want out, they want out. When somebody dumps you and says, hey, I asked you, this is the 10th time I asked you to put down the bottle, you won't stop, it's coming between us, and I'm not looking back this time. Okay, now that's something you can do. You can stop drinking and maybe salvage the relationship. Or you bang her sister, you can send her enough flowers, apologize enough, maybe you can salvage that one. But when someone says, I'm just in a place right now, or I need to do this right now, or I just came out of a long this, or blah, blah, blah, blah, that is done and there's no, they're being nice and there's no arguing that away.

1:32:17🔗 Drew Well, there's endless arguing away, but don't do it.

1:32:19🔗 Adam You'll never win. It's the Rubik's Cube of arguments. Leonard?

1:32:24🔗 I'm calling for Tony Hawk. I'm like your biggest fan. I've been a fan of yours since the search for Animal Tent. It's my favorite video.

1:32:34🔗 Tony Hawk Thanks.

1:32:35🔗 Yeah, I love it, man. It's awesome.

1:32:37🔗 Adam He turned pro five years before you were born.

1:32:40🔗 Yeah. My brother's all skated.

1:32:43🔗 Tony Hawk The video he's talking about was made in 1986, actually.

1:32:46🔗 Adam Really?

1:32:47🔗 I was one, yeah.

1:32:48🔗 Adam You were one in 86?

1:32:50🔗 Yeah.

1:32:50🔗 Adam Holy Christ.

1:32:52🔗 I was calling because I read in the Concrete Wave that in a contest in 1993, they said that Danny Way also landed in 900. What was that true or what was that all about?

1:33:03🔗 Tony Hawk Danny tried it for a video. Actually, it was before 93, I think it was-

1:33:08🔗 Was that Hocus Pocus?

1:33:09🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, for the H Street video. He was the first guy to ever spin it. He spun it and got, I think his board on the wall and then he fell. A lot of people, they showed it in a video and they cut it off as he was about to land.

1:33:25🔗 Adam Bet he didn't land it.

1:33:27🔗 I have that video also.

1:33:28🔗 Tony Hawk Yeah, so that's it. He was the first guy to really, really go for it. I got to give him credit for it. He was so young then too. He was two or three years younger than me.

1:33:39🔗 Adam Hey, Leonard? I'm going to hang up on you now, right?

1:33:42🔗 Tony, can I get an autograph sticker or something, please?

1:33:45🔗 Tony Hawk Sure, go to clubtonyhawk.com and send a request. We'll send you one.

1:33:48🔗 Okay, thank you.

1:33:49🔗 Tony Hawk Okay, thanks.

1:33:49🔗 Adam Hey, I know you've relived this a thousand times, but last year, I was thinking about this while I was watching the competition last night on the X Games. It was like you were trying to hit the 900 after, I mean, after your run, right?

1:34:09🔗 Tony Hawk I mean, that was after the allotted time for the Best Trick event.

1:34:12🔗 Adam Right. And they just sort of let you go with it.

1:34:14🔗 Tony Hawk They just let me go. I didn't really think it was going to count for the competition, and I didn't really care. I was so close that I was just going to keep going.

1:34:20🔗 Adam Did it count for the competition?

1:34:22🔗 Tony Hawk I guess so.

1:34:23🔗 Adam But, I mean, weren't the other people pissed off that you got like eight tries at something after your lifetime?

1:34:29🔗 Tony Hawk It was really, I mean, honestly, it was a collective effort. It was like all of my peers there and all the other pros were really backing me.

1:34:36🔗 Adam But it was interesting and it was an interesting little piece of sort of surreal time because it wasn't part of the event. It was like it was after his time. It's like he kept going and the crowd was going nuts. And I guess that's what made it really cool. But I was trying to break it down and I was just trying to figure out why they let you keep.

1:34:55🔗 Tony Hawk But that's really, I think it just shows the spirit of skateboarding. It's not about the competition.

1:34:59🔗 Adam Right.

1:35:00🔗 Tony Hawk It's just about trying to push the limits.

1:35:01🔗 Adam Smoking pot and beating up old people. I'm with you 100 percent on that one, Tony. All right, we'll take a break.

1:35:07🔗 Tony Hawk You should be our publicist.

1:35:09🔗 Caller I should be my own.

1:35:11🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Uh, back in a minute.

1:35:46🔗 Adam Well, there you have it. I want to thank Tony Hawk for coming on in here. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, out September 20th, and Adrenaline Theater presents the, it's the end, right?

1:35:58🔗 Tony Hawk The end.

1:35:58🔗 Drew And this is the end.

1:35:59🔗 Tony Hawk This is the end.

1:36:00🔗 Adam All right, thanks Tony.

1:36:01🔗 Tony Hawk Thanks for having me.

1:36:02🔗 Adam Always good to see you. Come back anytime you want to plug something.

1:36:06🔗 Tony Hawk Thank you.

1:36:06🔗 Adam And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:10🔗 Drew My girlfriend, Anal.

1:36:12🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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