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You're listening to Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Bug.
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Voiceover
Yep, it is Loveline, Coast to Coast. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist.
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That it?
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Adam
Recovered? Dynamite Hack is our guest tonight. We have Chad Robinson and Mark Morris, both in here from the band.
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Sounds like a real crowd.
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Adam
We will rotate some other members of Dynamite Hack in here before the night is through, but for now it will be Chad and Mark. You can find these guys out in Anaheim tomorrow at the Sun Theatre and then on tour with Eve Six who we've had in here a few times and of course Goldfinger. Goldfinger.
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Adam
Normally, I trade porn, but because I like those guys so much, it was a freebie for the Goldfinger guys. And Eve Six, those are the guys who got signed when they were in the mother's womb, I think.
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Drew
How did the bass player, what was his name, Kelly, make it out of here with Darren swooping in on that porn?
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Oh, you want.
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Adam
But enough about Goldfinger and Naive Six. We'll talk about that Dynamite Hack. So I was talking to your record label guy a little earlier and he said that you guys were originally, well, not originally, but sort of discovered through Farm Club. There's another group who we've had on this show a few times.
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Dynamite Hack
It really wasn't like through the label. It was kind of like we got on the radio and they came a-calling with everyone else.
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Dynamite Hack
Universal came a-calling and then we're like, well, if we're going to go with Universal, we should go with the guys with the TV show. And Ali Landry. Right. And Ali Landry and Penfield.
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Adam
So this is the first CD, right? That's it. And Superfast, by the way, is the name of the CD. And it got some play just initially in Texas. Right. And then the phone started ringing. And here we are.
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Adam
And I was saying to your record guy, though, how do you I mean, I guess he was saying in back in the day, and this is the way I understood it. You'd get signed and then you'd make a CD. But now you make a CD and then you get signed. Is it true?
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Lots of...
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Desktop.
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Adam
So, and here's the question then I have. When you make the CD, you get some airplay, you get signed to a label.
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Adam
Now, they have you. What do they do to the CD? Do they re-engineer it? Do they mess with it? How different is this CD then?
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Dynamite Hack
What words can we say on the air, Eddie? They take the word nigger out, first of all. That's the very first thing they do. You don't want that word floating around. There's no other word so divisive.
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Adam
That was the title of the CD originally. And so they clean it up a little. They sterilize it a little. But what about the sound? I mean, do they mess with that much?
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Dynamite Hack
They make it a little better. They give you a little bit of money to go in and hire some bigwigs to make it sound a little bigger, a little better.
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Yeah, we were happy to do it.
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Adam
Right, because when you originally did it, you didn't have the environment, the budget, all that.
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Adam
All right. So I think we should hear something off of this CD because people may not necessarily be familiar with you just yet by name, but they'll certainly know this song and then we'll come back and they'll go, Oh yeah, it's those guys. It's those guys. You cued up there, Anderson?
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Adam
With both hands holding up and shaking them vigorously means no? Bet you are now. Right? All right. This is Dynamite Hack and this is Boys in the Hood. These little boys in the hood from Dynamite Hack. SuperFast is the name of the CD. And like I said, they're going to be all over the place with Goldfinger and Yves Six. And that's going to be a fun show. I guarantee it. So go catch them. And I'll give you some heads up on some cities where they're going to be soon. All right, so let's get to the phones. What do you say, Ryan?
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Let's go.
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Hey.
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You're 14.
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Yep. I wanted to know if I masturbate a lot because my dad, I used to walk in on him when I was little or masturbating into porn and crap.
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Yeah.
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Oh, probably about five or six.
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Drew
There's no doubt that seeing so normal... Seeing sexual material at a sort of a tender age can, it appears, hypersexualize people. It's as though something happens biologically that sort of heats it up or turns you off, frankly, goes by the other.
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Oh, he'd be in the living room, piece of crap. I hated him.
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Drew
I think that's more of the issue, the aggression that you feel about your dad and then with that being converted into a sort of sexual impulse, that's where all this is coming from.
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Yeah.
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Adam
Yeah. See, that's the problem. Wherever, I've said this a million times, Drew, we talk to people all the time. Roommates are arguing over where the VCR goes, is it going to my room, to my room? Male roommates. Yeah, male roommates do this. The point is, I always say, don't put it in your room because wherever the VCR is becomes the designated jack zone for the house. And you may think, you may have won the battle, but you'll lose the war. Because every stinking second you're out of that apartment, rest assured, your roommate's jacking off, probably using your pajamas to mom self down, he's in your bed. You put that, the problem is though, you put it in the living room, and that becomes the designated J-zone.
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And now dad's on the couch.
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Drew
With friends. Yeah, and DJ, this is how sexual compulsion gets going. So, if you could talk to your counselor's school, you could talk to somebody about this.
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I'm trying to get out of the house, but he keeps fighting my mom for custody.
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They keep asking me if I want it, but every time I say I want to go to my mom, my dad brings up some other thing about her that they have to go back to court for it.
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Drew
Can you ask for any sort of private audience with the judge who's making these decisions? Ask to say I want to talk to you, judge, myself?
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I never knew I could do that.
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Adam
What else? Why is your dad such an a-hole other than the masturbation in the living room?
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He's just, like, if I have a friend over or something, he'll tell us that we gotta leave because he wants to have a girl come over.
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How old is he, just for laughs?
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I don't know. I have no idea.
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Yeah. I think he's probably, he's in his, he's like 35, probably.
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Adam
Yeah, you laminated. A lot of guys do it in the shower when they're getting ready to go to work in the morning. And unfortunately, it's really the best place to do it. I mean, you've never had more drainage per square foot than in the shower. I mean, in that area.
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There's receptacles everywhere in the bathroom.
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Right.
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Adam
You could plug it. They all have those GFI receptacles, the ground force interrupt ones, you know, so you don't fry if the thing falls into the tub with you.
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Right.
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Adam
You could have a little a little one of the space saver sort of mount units that goes up under the counter. You do it in yellow. Well, you can have everything that's waterproof is yellow.
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Adam
Watch Walkman camera, anything that they make water. I don't even think they waterproof. I think they just spray paint normal stuff yellow and it becomes waterproof now. I don't know who decided it was yellow, but somebody came out with like a Walkman 20 years ago that was waterproof and now it's all it's got to be yellow.
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Drew
Yeah. And a little remote control, waterproof, yellow, remote control, waterproof with a tether because that could fall in the toilet very easily.
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Adam
Yeah. But did you actually laminate porn like it suggested? Wow, that's nice. Just magazine pages kind of thing?
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Dynamite Hack
Yeah, but you put a, it's like soap on a rope. Right. You have it to where it can hang from the shower head. It's at a nice eye level.
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Why?
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Dynamite Hack
The thing is, you got to remember to aim at a point on the shower wall that you can hit with the shower head.
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Right, right.
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Dynamite Hack
You know, if you get the corner to the left of the shower on that side, you can't hit it.
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Adam
Jeez, I hope he wasn't listening. You're your soulmate. I didn't want him to hear it this way, but all right. It's not like that, Jimmy.
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Adam
Yeah. I would even, to make it a sport, I would take a little suction cups, put them on the back of a laminated bullseye, and stick that on just above the soap dish or something. That would be great. Oh, man. Damian?
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Hey.
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Adam
You want to hear something great. Jimmy's cousin, Sal, he found a way to, you know, that's what I love about men. This is one of the greatest inventors in the world. He actually made a audio cassette tape of like Debbi Does Dallas so he could hear it while he was in the shower having himself.
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And like ever since then, like I get off hella quick.
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Caller
I can't last more than 10 minutes. And before that I was all good for like however long.
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About two months ago.
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Drew
Oh, yeah. Listen. Really? In our sort of culture, in the media, people get bonked in the head and get knocked out and say, no big deal.
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Adam
You can't remember who you are. And so you take another blunt force trauma, trauma to the head with another coconut in order to restore your memory.
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Adam
True. Wouldn't it be great if medicine really worked that way? Like someone's horribly injured in an auto accident.
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Adam
Put them back on the road, throw the car off the cliff again. They come back. They're right back where they were.
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Drew
It's perfect. But any concussion, which it means a loss, an alteration of sensorium after a head injury, which you lose consciousness. You have some memory difficulty. You lose track of where you are. Anything like that. You can have all kinds of amazing symptoms that can go on for months, even a lifetime after that.
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Drew
I think he's having a mild post-concussive syndrome, but difficulty with mood and anxiety and irritability and sleep problems.
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Drew
You ought to talk to a doc about it, just because there are things that can be done pharmacologically if it gets bad. But it's usually something that resolves in a couple of months.
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Drew
I have seen so many concussions. You must have had a concussion in football. And in fact, I've had a lot.
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Drew
I've had kids sort of at a school, lean back in a chair and hit their head and get these, just get laughing or fooling around and get some really substantial syndromes.
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Adam
The pussies, all of them, because I had, I had a, I had a concussions playing football, I had concussions boxing or I don't know if they're concussions, but you know, knocked out and stuff. Fine.
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Adam
Look at me, I'm a genius. God knows what I could have been though had I not had all that trauma.
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Oh, the yellow one.
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Caller
Well, anyway, I'm not at my supposedly girlfriend because like, all right, it's not so much about like the flirting and much, but it just, it feels like I can't trust her.
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Drew
And that would be an energy that many, many 17, 18 year old males have that feeling of jealousy.
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Well, not really, actually.
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Drew
Well, yeah, but he has to find ways to take care of himself and get his mind off of that crap.
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Adam
Let me tell you something. What guys don't realize is when you're 18, hell, when you're 22, 23 as a guy, you got a lot of energy.
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Adam
And it is aggression and it is testosterone. And it comes out in the forms of getting in street fights and being jealous and arguments. All that kind of stuff. And you have a ton of energy and it goes right into the relationship. And there's all that, who were you with before me? And who's that guy in your prom picture? And what did you guys do that night? And who are you talking to? And who's on the other thing? And for some, magically, it goes away. Now you do lose your will to live, but it's worth it. I mean, I lost my will to live, but on the other hand, there's so much comfortable.
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Drew
You're very comfortable, but wouldn't you agree that taking care of his own ass, taking that energy and channeling it in productive ways, he'd feel much better about himself. A lot of that stuff would settle down.
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Yes?
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Caller
I live with my boyfriend, but I'm extremely attracted to one of his friends. And if I just leave him, I won't have a place to stay. So I don't know what to do.
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Caller
Well, my parents are from there, and they're over there. I have no one here except for my boyfriend. So if I break up with him, I don't earn that much money, so I can't go find my own place to stay. But I really, really like his friends.
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Adam
Well, maybe if we all pooled our money and sent you out a stipend each month, you could get your own place.
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Caller
No, you see, go half-years on everything, go rent everything. So it's not like I'm living, living off of him.
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Adam
All right, but you don't, yes, you have a job. You need a better job. How much you make a week?
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I'm just really attracted to this friend.
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Yes.
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Drew
Couldn't you perhaps get together with one of those friends and create a living arrangement that will be a little healthier? Not a male, another female friend, and together, two or three of you, one or two of you, get together and get another household? And this, this very dependent and unhealthy situation you can undo?
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Caller
Well, whether I should like, I don't know, because it's kind of hard to just leave him. I mean, should I just like, totally ignore his friend and not be around him so I won't feel this way?
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Drew
You should get out of that, you should get out of the living situation you're in. And in the meantime, yes, get away from that friend before you create some chaos.
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Caller
Yeah, that's, I don't know. I want to do that, you know, I'm a teenager, the homeowner.
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Drew
Cindy, move out of that living situation. Find another friend that you can live with or move in with Adam.
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Adam
I see. All right, you can't make that, you can't make the big box over there, like the 200 bucks a week.
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You see, I, let me.
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Yes, it is.
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I want to be a teacher.
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Adam
Yeah, listen, you're not going to put you in office, man. You're going to junior college. You're not going to school.
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Drew
All right. Yes. That's what I'm asking. Who do you want? I thought I gave you a clear direction. OK, fine.
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Adam
It's not hook up with this guy until you get out of that situation. You know, she doesn't like the guy. She's got to get a friend or roommate move out to school. You know, she doesn't go to Long Beach stage. I know she doesn't go there. Get her back. Cindy.
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Adam
That's right. She had to doodle on her peachy folder. She didn't have time for this. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Dynamite Hacks is our guest tonight. And when we come back through, we're going to talk to you. We'll talk to Steve bumped into his girlfriend at a massage parlor. Wow. This is going to be good after this. Yeah, my mic on?
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Adam
It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew Dynamite Hacks, the name of the band that is in here. Superfast is the name of the CD, we have Chad Mark.
32:58🔗
Adam
No, we weren't at A&M, I thought we were at that other school, like a smaller Texas school.
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Adam
There were like 2,000 people out there, and you go, howdy? And they go, hey! Like in unison, the whole unison.
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Adam
And even when they're mad at me, like they got mad at me because I said something, I don't know what I said, but they were hissing.
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Adam
They're doing something, they're going, they're going sssssss, like 2,000 people, and they're in the middle of hissing, and I went, howdy.
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Have mom's dog.
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Adam
You could be in a knockdown, drag out argument with your girlfriend's dad and just say howdy in the middle of it.
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Adam
And they have to stop, put the shotgun down and say howdy. Yeah, it was great. Alright, Steve.
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Caller
I mean, we've been going together for about two years now. She's a gorgeous Persian woman. Long black hair. So I go to the massage parlor. I'm getting the massage. Do my business. Get it done. And I got a little shower area there. So I take my shower. I come back. I walk into the wrong door. She's got this very distinctive tattoo on the center of her back, mind you.
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Adam
See, the massage parlor shower would be a good place for my yellow VCR, the waterproof one.
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Adam
That's right. Steve? Sorry. So, you saw the tattoo, the distinctive tattoo in the middle of her back.
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Caller
Yeah, so I saw a distinctive tattoo in the middle of her back. She didn't turn around yet, but my point is, you know, she had her shirt off.
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Caller
As far as this one, you go in, you pay some cash, you get naked and wait on the table and then they come in, put a towel on you and give you a massage.
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Adam
Yeah, I know there's legitimate spas. You go to them and get a rubdown at your check hole.
36:35🔗
Adam
Remember last night, I called in and we talked to some Guido who drove an iRoc and I said to him, you know, you're the reason women hate men. You blow hards. And then I said he was long winded and everyone started laughing in the next room because I'm long winded. I got to be the only radio host in the city that gets made fun of by his own people for talking too much. More dead air. Steve's another one of those pains in the ass. Hey, Steve.
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Am I talking too much here?
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Adam
No, no. You just sound... I'm telling you, you're the reason women don't like me. Guys like you.
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You should check it out. So anyway...
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Dynamite Hack
So how distinctive is this tattoo? I mean, is it one that no one else in the world will have?
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Caller
No, there's no way. It's like in the center of her back. It's like an eye. It's a red eye with a blue pupil. And it says bad inage like underneath it.
38:01🔗
Adam
How are you going to confront her? Because then you're going to be incriminated as well, right?
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Caller
I got like this disgusting little feel to me now because like every time, you know, I know that that hand's been like 500 other places.
38:27🔗
Adam
You know, see what I'm saying with Steve? He's the reason women distrust, don't like guy. That's the reason I can't get strippers to come back with me to the hotel.
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Adam
Talk to her. Oh, who cares? Do we really care? Are we heartbroken that Steve's relationship is not working out?
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Yeah?
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Well, let me tell you this.
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So this is something I can make in my throat.
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Caller
Okay. Well, anyway, well, my question is, I'm really afraid of talking to people and...
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Caller
I don't know. I'm fine with my friends. It's just I have such a hard time meeting people and making new friends.
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Dynamite Hack
It just sounds like you're 17 to me. I had a tough time when I was 17, you know, being outgoing.
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No.
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I really can't talk to people. I like to go to concerts and everything, but I can't...
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Yeah, I think I'm pretty good.
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Huh?
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Dynamite Hack
You don't like it when people come talk to you? Well, then it's cool then. If no one comes up and you don't like it, then you're perfect.
41:20🔗
Drew
No, wait a minute. The point is, though, that, Susie, there are social phobias, and some people can be improved with a medication like Paxil, but the fact is, at 17, everyone's trying to figure out how to negotiate the social setting and how to meet new people and how to feel okay about themselves amongst their peers. The easiest thing to do is to find common interests and to meet people through your friends, to make a point of doing that.
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Caller
Well, like, I got raped when I was like six or seven, well, six, like, till I was like seven or so.
42:04🔗
Caller
Yeah. I like just turned six, like, a month after I just turned six until like I was all, like, so I was like seven and a half.
42:17🔗
Caller
And like, it seemed like since then, I've, like, had something to do with being sexually active.
42:27🔗
Drew
I remember earlier tonight, we were talking about how people become sexually compulsive and being sexualized at a young age is a way that that biology can be activated. So it is something, Amber, that you got to be really aware of. And so it needs to be treated because you'll end up putting yourself potentially in harm's way, making a lot of bad choices, doing things that are hurtful to you.
42:45🔗
Adam
Plus, your name's Amber. So you're already sort of in the hole sexually. I mean, that's a, that's a pretty promiscuous name, that Amber. What, what have you been doing so far?
42:55🔗
Caller
Well, like, I have been sexually active once, and like, I, I would like go through boyfriends, like, like every two months I'll have a new boyfriend. Each one of like, all, some of them I've made out with, like, one of them I, like, been sexually active with, and I like always talk on with some, like, saying I'll make out with you, like, you know.
43:19🔗
Drew
Yeah, difficult to know what to do with men when you've been so seriously violated at such a young age.
43:55🔗
Caller
Well, she figured it out because like he would always take me instead of like my little sister places and like he would like always want to like stay in my room at like nights and then come to her at like one o'clock in the morning after he's been in my room all night.
44:22🔗
Dynamite Hack
I don't think when they make an arrest and something like that, they don't make any arrangements for, you know, hooking the victim up with counseling or.
44:30🔗
Drew
Counseling is made by a guy named Ray who threatens sodomy for the next six months in jail.
44:47🔗
Adam
And Ray is a guy's middle name if he's in jail. You know, Billy Ray something. Hey Amber, so you didn't get any counseling?
44:56🔗
Caller
Well, I did. I was in it once right after that happened. And then I got put in foster care and I was in it again.
45:08🔗
Adam
So you're acting out. So here's the first thing. And I know you need, we talked this stuff into the ground, but the first thing you need to do is not do anything. Just see if you can control yourself. Stop acting out. I mean, you're like an alcoholic who needs not to reach for that bottle. I know. I know. I know it ain't going to happen. But I'm trying to give Amber some sort of constructive direction here because she does not seem to have the wherewithal or maybe the ability to get financially or not. I mean, she doesn't have her own goddamn car.
45:48🔗
Adam
Here's the thing about women, though. If they want to act out, they can act out. We were talking about this before. When I was 14, if I'd wanted to go on a sexual rampage, which you did, I'm sure I went on one with myself.
46:04🔗
Adam
I couldn't do it. I mean, I could have been molested by every gardener in the state of California, and I'd still be 14 whacking off and crying in front of my yellow shower. The point is, is if you're 14 year old woman and it's time to act out, oh boy, watch the world is your oyster. There are many, many, many partners willing to dance.
46:34🔗
Adam
And there's nothing that's going to stop them. I mean, they have to stop themselves. No one is going to stop them for them.
46:40🔗
Adam
They go to a party, there's going to be 117, 18 year old guys feeding them wine coolers. No one is going to say, My poor dear. Yeah. It's going to be like, Let's get to the van. I know it's just primered now, but I'm getting painted next week.
46:58🔗
Adam
Right, snow tiger. Beach scene maybe? The point is, Amber needs to get to some help. And there's just no way to get around that. And in the meantime, stop it. Just see if you can stop it. I rarely say this, but can you find Jesus Christ?
47:20🔗
Adam
Baby, you just got to stop acting out. You know what you're doing. Can you get some counseling and just go to some rape counseling thing?
47:32🔗
Adam
There's a picture of Drew and then underneath it, no. Just go to the phone book and look under rape, right? Can you do that? Or you look in the front? Yeah.
47:46🔗
Drew
Depression, yeah. It's not necessarily going to make you feel better in the short term. It actually makes you feel worse because if it were easy and felt good, you'd do it yourself. It's the feelings you don't want to get into that need to be dug through.
49:15🔗
Adam
It is Loveline and Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew, Chad Mark, both here from Dynamite Hack.
49:21🔗
Adam
We will, Super Fast is the name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of that before the night is through. And we're gonna hop back to the phones and speak to Christina, who's 15. Christina.
50:07🔗
Caller
Yeah. Like, man, he had his pants on, his underwear on, and so did I. And we're like...
50:25🔗
Adam
Whatever happened to, you know, finger banging and dry humping, you know? Classy. We gotta get back to that.
51:01🔗
Caller
I don't know. Like, I was reading a magazine and it said that you can get pregnant because it could go through the clothes, the sperm.
51:07🔗
Drew
I mean, that's sort of like if the only barrier between you and he is, like, underwear and just yours.
51:18🔗
Adam
And he's using it in the sense that, like, you ever put, like, a handkerchief or something on your finger and ream your ear out with it? You know what I mean? I mean, if he's doing it, if he's doing that with his penis, I mean, the ear would be the vagina and the handkerchief would be the underpants. You know what I'm saying? He's doing something like that. If he's giving you the old bottle brush, that's one thing, but you're just rubbing on each other. And you're fine, Christina.
51:46🔗
Drew
But the fact that you have to ask that question suggests you are not ready to go beyond this.
53:02🔗
Adam
Is this just volume or do you go by weight? Like I'll have a, my hamper, a dry weight for my hamper. And then I'll measure it when it's fully, you know, laden with semen each week. And then of course deduct the dry weight from the laden weight. And that's where I have my number. Yeah. And I like to keep it about six, eight kilos a week. But if it falls beneath that, I do get nervous.
53:28🔗
Dynamite Hack
I know if I hold off a couple of days, I can really, I keep the other side of the room.
55:00🔗
Caller
I'm sounding like I'm kissing a lot of ass, but I want to thank you guys a lot for listening to everyone because it's like we're afraid to ask our doctors and stuff.
55:17🔗
Adam
She was, I know she sounded like she was in a windsock somewhere at the airport. God, she was 14. Sounded like she was 28. Really, didn't she?
55:28🔗
Adam
All right. We will take ourselves a little break. Dynamite Hacks here. Is there going to be a changing of the guard? Maybe.
55:35🔗
Dynamite Hack
I can, I was going to ask Dr. Drew here if you know a lot about gastrointestinal issues.
56:13🔗
Adam
I got to be fair to the first second person. The second person vomited because the first person vomited.
56:48🔗
Caller
This is Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew, and you're listening to Loveline of the Zone 105. There we go.
56:59🔗
Adam
It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, Chad Marker over here from Dynamite Hack, super fast in the name of the CD, and we're gonna bring in Kyle and Mike from Dynamite Hack, and because these guys are on the first down, we're doing a little rotation thing. Thank you, producer, but we wanted to get to the bottom of Mark's bottom before we took off.
57:39🔗
Dynamite Hack
It was in a tour bus. So, I mean, you know, I can say that in my defense, but I mean, I've always had...
58:26🔗
Adam
I would wear that like a badge of honor. I'd probably have a windbreaker made up with the date written underneath it, you know?
58:36🔗
Adam
Now, is everything that comes out of your ass that magnitude? Because I vary quite a bit.
59:00🔗
Adam
I'm keeping the trash can nearby because the vomiting starts. But I ate a big meal. I usually vomit after I eat anyway. That'd be cool.
59:08🔗
Dynamite Hack
And what's his, you know, you think, breathe out of your mouth. Right, you know what? It doesn't do, yeah. That's what makes it worse. I think that's what these guys do. The humidity, like, is raised in the room. It's gamy. It's really bad.
59:28🔗
Drew
Charcoal is one of the things people have sometimes advocated. You need a couple of ricketts.
59:34🔗
Drew
But I'll tell you what. It's primarily not swallowing air, so it's eating slowly, and it's finding the food that simulates those bacteria. Different people have different sort of attributes. It's spices or legumes or things like that.
59:47🔗
Adam
We found out the other night that bing cherries and beer, for instance, were some good food for me. Let's see, I am then attracted to those foods. That's different. Now have you found your food, Mark?
1:00:00🔗
Dynamite Hack
I eat the same thing all day long, and it always makes me fart. It's always like fast food.
1:00:23🔗
Adam
But as the old Jewish joke goes, it couldn't hoit. Now, but so the point is, Mark, whatever it is, you can eat, there are things that won't stimulate as much methane.
1:00:44🔗
Adam
What about jicama? There's no way jicama can smell. It was like a big watery root, tastes like nothing.
1:00:58🔗
Adam
Hey, here's the point, Mark. Whatever it is you're doing, stop doing it for Christ's sake. You're killing people.
1:01:09🔗
Adam
I'm not an internist, but I can tell you that if whatever it is you're eating is creating horrific gas, it's time to start eating something else.
1:01:23🔗
Dynamite Hack
I was just hoping for some quick, you know, water spout somewhere and everything would be good for a little while.
1:01:28🔗
Adam
Why don't you, why don't you try? Now, what about drinking a lot of fluids? Does that do anything?
1:01:49🔗
Drew
Sometimes, but the guys with the methane, the methane producing bacteria, it's about what you give the bacteria, what you deliver down there.
1:01:57🔗
Dynamite Hack
Drew, one thing you're putting in there is a potential fuel. It's like putting an extra shrapnel in a grenade.
1:02:40🔗
Adam
All right. We'll take a call. We can tell Kyle and Mike to make their way into the studio. We'll do a little Dynamite Hack switch off here. Thanks, guys.
1:02:52🔗
Adam
Normally, it's stayed out, but, you know, with all that farting and vomiting talk. I mean, listen, I like to fart as much as the next guy, but this guy...
1:03:08🔗
Adam
I would rent out billboard space if I made two guys fart. All right, Mike and Kyle are now at...
1:03:22🔗
I don't know how we're going to follow this... the Mark story. It's just too good.
1:03:29🔗
Let's help callers.
1:03:36🔗
Caller
Me and my boyfriend, we were just fooling around, and one thing led to another, and he started to finger-bang me. And, well, I've never had sex before, and I'm not sexually active at all. And this was the first time. And the next day, I felt like this weird irritation, and it like...
1:03:53🔗
Which finger was it?
1:03:55🔗
Which finger was it?
1:04:03🔗
They're all smelly.
1:04:04🔗
Adam
Well, now they are. Was he wearing a graduation ring? Or is he in the Stonemasons Union or something? Was some sort of jewelry or ring he was wearing?
1:04:24🔗
Drew
Well, there's a multitude of things could have happened here. One is just pushing around down there. Sometimes you'll force bacteria up into the bladder, causing a urine infection. He might have ruptured your hymen. That can hurt and sometimes bleed.
1:04:45🔗
Drew
And he also could, anything in there can really change the sort of environment and create a yeast infection. That sort of thing.
1:05:03🔗
Girlfriend.
1:05:18🔗
Let's see.
1:05:28🔗
Adam
And it's really weird looking at all their parts and stuff in a non-sexual way. It's, I really find it repugnant. But Drew, you'll find the Hymen on there. Well, the Hymen must be in, like, chapter one because it's gone later on in that book, isn't it?
1:05:43🔗
Is that named after a certain Hymen person?
1:05:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, but the Dr. Hymen was the Jewish guy who invented that? No. All right, we'll move forward. Jessica?
1:05:54🔗
Yeah.
1:06:10🔗
How long is that there?
1:06:13🔗
Adam
That's like, you say, you know, you know in high school football games where they hold up on that big paper banner and the team runs through it? That would be the part that the cheerleaders were still holding?
1:06:34🔗
Adam
Oh, it's just another half inch higher. I think I could have sex. Jessica, yeah, you're 18. So what's up?
1:06:41🔗
Caller
I'm just wondering if there's any way to reduce the size of my breast without surgery. Your butt?
1:07:01🔗
There's something wrong with this.
1:07:13🔗
Adam
Okay, listen, I gotta do radio math here. 5, 4, 1, 2, 5, 4, 151 is what I came up with. Are you a little overweight?
1:07:46🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, it's Feast of Famine on the show. One minute I'm looking at an anatomical vagina over there with Drew using his fingers, the mock hymen. And the next thing you know, I got the triple D, cupper, 5, 7, 135, calling up 18 years old. What city do you live in?
1:08:19🔗
Caller
I don't exactly compare them to other ones that often. I mean, as often as I can come across other Triple Ds.
1:08:29🔗
Caller
Well, they're kind of obnoxious, really, like looking for clothing, talking to a guy, you know, having him look me in the eye, that sort of thing.
1:08:43🔗
Do you exercise at all?
1:08:46🔗
Adam
Ooh. And what about... All right. So you get your back strong, right? Like shouldn't you do back exercises?
1:08:57🔗
Adam
All right. You do all that. And you're 18. And you're pretty thin frame. I mean, you're not a husky girl by any stretch of the imagination.
1:09:07🔗
Adam
Well, maybe you ought to go in and get a little consultation, see what the doctor says.
1:09:16🔗
Adam
Well, you really should take a picture before you, you know, before you get the surgery, right?
1:09:29🔗
Adam
Well, you take a picture of yourself, like, you know how, like, if you bought a new house, you're going to renovate the kitchen? You take a few pictures, right?
1:09:36🔗
Caller
I'll take it. So you want me to take pictures of my breath before I go in to get them?
1:09:59🔗
Adam
No. The only way is to lose weight. But, you know, you don't seem like you need to lose any weight.
1:10:34🔗
Drew
Here's the thing about medicine. If there are common problems that are easily solved, we all know what they are. You know what I'm saying? They would know by now. We would all know. When there are things that really work, when you have diabetes and insulin cures it, there's no fancy diet manuals about that or new fad books about it. Why is it so overwhelmingly obvious?
1:11:08🔗
Drew
Yeah. There's a whole lot going on about it, but I treat a lot of depressed patients from chronic marijuana use.
1:11:23🔗
Adam
The point is, I don't know, do your exercises, lose your five pounds and wait another year and then go talk to the doctor again. Right? Yeah.
1:11:37🔗
Adam
Hey, you got a little weird cadence thing going on tonight. It's a little herky-jerky.
1:12:01🔗
Caller
You were there. Ten people. That was the weirdest show. Yeah. I like that theater though. It's a beautiful theater. And I'll always remember that night because that's the night I got my first ticket.
1:12:21🔗
Caller
.illegal lane change. I like cut over three lanes and cut off a sheriff's van or something stupid.
1:12:57🔗
Caller
He's passing Chevy a joint. He's like, Hey, man, this is some real Dynamite Hack. Check it out.
1:13:19🔗
Adam
You all right? Yeah. All right. There you go. Dynamite Hack. Caddyshack. All right. Go get stoned, watch your movie, look for that scene.
1:13:36🔗
Caller
It seems that whenever I get really close to a girl, I always end up scaring away somehow. I've been told I'm overbearing. Really?
1:13:55🔗
Adam
Here's the thing about being desperate, too, is it's a very negative cycle, which is you get a little bit desperate, so the person starts backing off a little, like slowing things down.
1:14:07🔗
Adam
And when they start backing off and freaking out a little, then you get a little more desperate and they back off a little more. And before you know it, you're like spinning off in your own world. Like somebody that you were sort of lukewarm on, you're now stalking and they're calling the cops and the restraining order. And then her big brother, Stu, is wrestling you down and kicking your ass and bashing your head upside again.
1:14:38🔗
Drew
Chris, the one thing though is really, why don't you listen to what people are telling you, right?
1:14:44🔗
Drew
And to say, I don't know, I don't know. Gee, that's what they say. Just assess it a little bit and see what responsibility you have in those sorts of feelings you create in other people and maybe change a little bit.
1:15:08🔗
Adam
But eventually you got to go home so you can pick up the phone, all right? Yeah. You just keep driving.
1:15:13🔗
Adam
You got a cell phone. You got a cell phone? No, I do not. Oh, good. I would have kicked in the nuts if you had a cell phone.
1:15:28🔗
Adam
Listen, you I I'm sorry that it has to work this way, but chicks sort of smell that on you, especially younger ones, and they get an ounce of that. And it's the biggest turn off in the world. And you have to sort of care but not care at the same time.
1:15:43🔗
Adam
You just can't care too much. There's something there's there's something that that drives them away when they smell that desperation on you. It is the it's the least attractive thing to a woman, whereas men, that's great. Game on. Game on.
1:15:59🔗
Caller
Depends on what kind of car he has, though. We haven't asked him that yet. He may need to soup it up a little bit.
1:16:22🔗
Adam
Yeah. I need, here's what you need. You write this down. You need a 77. Impala. No, no, I'm going back. I'm going back. You need like a 73 510 Datsun. It's just squatted down to the ground with some Coney shocks and springs. Neon bottom. Split the rims and widen them. You understand?
1:16:50🔗
Adam
Listen, I don't feel sorry for this kid. He's 16. He's driving an Eddie Bauer Explorer.
1:17:08🔗
Caller
Me and my girlfriend are not sexually active, but, I mean, we try, right? And she's off on her, like, she's off on her cycle.
1:17:18🔗
Caller
And, like, I was wondering, because we kind of mess around, and then we'll try to, like, have sex with each other, but it's just too hard for her. And is it possible to get pregnant off of, like, if you kind of wipe your semen off or, you know, kind of dry it off or whatever? Is it still possible if there's, like, dry semen to get into the vagina or...? From where?
1:17:59🔗
Adam
Millions. What kind of plan is that, Phil? Phil, what good is your penis after you ejaculate?
1:18:22🔗
Adam
So, hold on a second. Let me just make sure we're on the same page with Phil, the appropriately named Phil over here with that penis of his he stuffs in after he's done with it. You get oral sex, you get a BJ, right?
1:19:27🔗
Adam
If I say so. And then, after you have your orgasm, you then have intercourse with her.
1:19:42🔗
Drew
Hurts her too much. If your penis crosses the plane of the vagina, you can get her pregnant. And you should be getting her the morning after pill, if that's happened within the last 72 hours.
1:19:55🔗
Drew
If that has happened within the last 72 hours, you should get the morning after pill, okay?
1:20:19🔗
Adam
You know what I mean? I wouldn't want him to raise a raccoon. Imagine, Phil. I feel like the kid would be, you know, he'd probably take the kidney like you say, if Phil give the kid a bath, he'd probably get like face down in the tub in the pool. But I'm holding my thing.
1:20:37🔗
Drew
They morning and suppress ovulation just the way the regular birth control pill works. It just doesn't do it as well because you may have ovulated before you take the pill. And so if you've already ovulated, you get pregnant or you have a chance to get pregnant. But if you take it in time, it suppresses the ovulation just the way all other pills work. And they used to be shots, right?
1:21:05🔗
Adam
We're going to take ourselves a little break. Dynamite Hacks, our guest tonight. When we come back, we'll speak to Vincent, who lasts up to one hour during masturbation. Pretty good.
1:21:18🔗
Adam
Or he can't do it for an hour? Just want to check real quick. Vincent? It takes you an hour to masturbate?
1:21:44🔗
Adam
Wow. Where did we... Are you guys stoned or what? Do we take like a weird contact high or something? Something got high. You guys are stoned, right?
1:22:08🔗
Adam
I don't care. I'm going to find out off the air. Because I got like a contact tie when you guys came in.
1:23:01🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. Adam Corolla is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kyle and Mike are both here from Dynamite Hack. SuperFast is the name of the CD. We'll hear something off it, and a second song off it in just a second. First, we're going to talk to Vincent. Hey. Vincent is 16.
1:23:52🔗
Adam
This is a different guy. This is... There's two guys I hate. There's the I Rock guy who wears the Italian horn, the medallion guy who I hate, and then there's the sort of real smart but never gets laid Dungeons and Dragons guy I hate, who's real super smart, but it don't translate into an ounce of Puntan and they're bitter about it.
1:24:33🔗
Adam
Well, sure, it's convenient not to care when you're not doing it makes it easier, right? You know what I'm saying?
1:24:41🔗
Adam
I mean, you do care, but it's easier not to care because it ain't gonna happen for a while, right?
1:24:58🔗
Caller
I want to know if this is normal, or if this will translate when I'm older, if I can last as long as sex.
1:25:11🔗
Adam
Thank you. But listen, if I hump a shammie cloth, it would take me two hours. You know what I mean?
1:25:26🔗
Adam
I'm talking about real people. Tell me about the lamb's, what is it, you said lamb's wool or something? Sheepskin. Sheepskin. How does that work?
1:26:45🔗
Adam
Hey, but, hey, Vincent, though, aren't you, don't you want to be a little more efficient with your masturbation?
1:26:58🔗
Adam
That's good. Now, Vincent, here's the scary and ironic thing. Vincent is sort of bragging that he's got staying power, he's got stamina, except for, and that's good, except for the part that he's humping a throw rug.
1:27:18🔗
Adam
He's actually, you're going to be out and like, he's bragging about his sexual prowess, except for he's humping a shamming.
1:27:38🔗
Adam
Listen, I did the math very early on with masturbation. I did it. I said, okay, this is the greatest thing ever. Now I got to shave my time down like an Olympic sprinter shaving 10th of a second training. Training night and day.
1:27:55🔗
Drew
After you put the toothbrush down, did you literally say this is the greatest thing ever?
1:28:01🔗
Adam
I said, I've got to get back as much as humanly possible before I die. I was scared I was going to die the next day. Every day I think I'm going to die, so I better get a few in, you know?
1:28:25🔗
Adam
So, here, my point is if this is something I want to do three or four times a day, I better shave it down time-wise. You know, you can't take an hour of pop and do it three or four times a day. You'd have to drop out of school.
1:28:40🔗
Adam
20 hours a week is going on. Alright, let's hear something from Superfast, which is from the Dynamite Hack, who's in here tonight. Cued up there, Anderson? This one is called Anyway.
1:31:32🔗
Adam
Drew, come in here, please. We're continuing with the show. Any excuse to get up and walk away. He thinks we're going to break. Back to the show. He was in the next room. No, Drew, we're continuing with the show, please. Put the headphones on. Sit down. Now, we will talk to Rick after we come back from this passage. There we go. You know, it's funny, I look at Anderson, I couldn't see his finger because Kyle's noggin was in the way. But I was looking, I look at Anderson, Engineer Anderson's eyes, and that's no good because Anderson holds a conversation while he points the finger. So this is what it looks like. His finger is pointing at me to say the mic's on, it's time to go, but his head is turned up and he's having a chat with somebody. And I'm just looking at his head thinking, well, it must not be time to go yet. I need you to do like a big, like bug-eyed thing where you just go.
1:33:10🔗
Adam
I got in the radio so I could have the engineer give the big wind up and, you know, you're on like, you know what I want out of you Anderson? You know, there's Navy commercials, the guy out on the carrier deck, F-14 taking off, and he's in there with the orange vest on, and the part where he gives, you know, he gives the captain, the guy pulls up in the plane, captain gives him a salute, he gives him the thumbs up, and there's a kind of a wind up and a pop. Top gun and stuff. Yeah, that kind of thing.
1:33:40🔗
Adam
Do it in slow motion though. And put some, put some Hans Zimmer music behind you. All right?
1:33:54🔗
Adam
See, I, you know, I had this, you guys might be able to appreciate this being in a band, but I have this conversation with Jimmy, my other partner all the time, which is, if we were songwriting partners with a lot of people, these songs would have never been made, because I would have been sitting around with Kenny Loggins, and he would have been saying, yeah, I'm writing a song for Top Gun, it's called Power to the Danger Zone, and it goes, highway?
1:34:32🔗
Adam
Okay, Highway to the Danger Zone. And I would have said, hey, Kenny, come on, insulate your trunk.
1:34:37🔗
Adam
That's lame. Highway to the Danger Zone? That's one bump too many. Okay, you're going to hit Kenny.
1:34:43🔗
Adam
Let's work on something else. Absolutely. Absolutely. There's a thousand songs starting with a Hall and Oates man eater that I would have, I would have intervened so long into the process, we never would have got to the keyboards with it. Oh, the 80s.
1:35:49🔗
Caller
Cool. Okay. No, I just want to say Dynamite Hack. I like your songs that I've heard so far. I won't get to buy your CDs soon. I live up here in just southern BC and I get your station. It's the only station I get here in the valley that I live in. So I sit here and listen to Loveline every night. Dr. Drew and Adam, I love you guys. You're great. Hey, I had a question for Dr. Drew. I got Chlamydia, I guess, probably about eight months ago.
1:36:22🔗
Caller
Got checked out, I found it out right away. And they gave me a pill to take, a couple pills.
1:36:39🔗
Caller
I guess they gave me like two or three big pills and made me take them and they said not to drink for two days after. Well, I did drink within the two days there. And I was just wondering like what's the chances of that? What's.
1:36:58🔗
Drew
They gave you four. Did they give you azithromycin? Just one big dose of an antibiotic?
1:37:03🔗
Caller
Yeah, they gave me a whole bunch. They said stay away from booze, stay away from dope, stay away from weed. You know what I mean?
1:37:16🔗
Adam
Oh, what a surprise. Is there a Canadian guy over here drinking? Hey, hey, what a surprise. Listen, is that song, is that song, seriously, that called Highway to the Danger Zone?
1:37:30🔗
Adam
I know the song. I just always thought it was called something else. Anderson, look that up on the computer, would you?
1:37:47🔗
Caller
About four months ago, I was sneezing like crazy one night and my lower abs started hurting. And I didn't think much of it. I played football. So I practiced for like another three weeks. I noticed that my left testicle kept rising and the right one stayed the same. I went to the doctors. They said, well, we don't know what it is. You know, they are like, you know, just, you know, what can we tell you?
1:38:12🔗
Caller
And I don't know, it's like the doctors are saying, well, maybe it's a groin pool. It's a groin pool. But I've had it for four months and groin pool isn't supposed to last for four months.
1:38:40🔗
Caller
Yeah. It didn't get like swollen or anything. It didn't get any firmer. The doctors checked for hernia.
1:38:51🔗
Drew
It could still be a hernia. They may not have detected. Did they do an ultrasound in that area?
1:38:59🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm waiting for the results of an MRI. I'm thinking maybe it's a nerve in my back.
1:39:07🔗
Adam
Well, listen, I'm cutting them off and here's why. He got an ultrasound, he'll get the results, he'll find out what the deal is.
1:39:16🔗
Drew
Yeah, Epidermitis is something they should think about and hopefully you'll see a urologist.
1:39:25🔗
Caller
Okay. I've been going out with a guy for a month and the only thing we've really done is just like kiss and stuff. And I talked to him about having sex and the only thing he said was if we have another guy.
1:39:55🔗
Adam
Well, I know how it is. So you're with a new chick and you want to go to cover your back, you know, you want to have somebody to high five with, I guess.
1:40:02🔗
Caller
Right. The weird thing is, is we've been going out for a month and we've only kissed and he's never tried like anything on me. And that's never happened before.
1:40:46🔗
Caller
Yeah. I asked him if he was bi and he's like, he just said that he wants to try new things.
1:41:08🔗
Drew
The whole thing just sounds real screwy. But whatever it is, not being very respectful of you and what you need from this relationship, it's sort of an intrusion and really kind of disrespectful to hold you sort of hostage to the person.
1:41:21🔗
Adam
It's great, though. I know, but it's kind of fun to see women driven nuts, isn't it? Like...
1:41:29🔗
Adam
I bet you, like, my penis will be in your mouth right now. There's no way I'm going for that. You know what I mean? I mean, imagine what a freak out session she had when she got home. She tried to give the guy a BJ and he was like, no thanks.
1:41:45🔗
Adam
Listen, even if I was gay, I'd be like, listen, blow away. I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's Peter Frampton. Peter Frampton. All right, who's a good guitar player? Doug?
1:42:07🔗
Caller
I've been growing facial hair, a pretty full beard since I was about 17. And the other day I noticed a bald spot, like where my sideburns are. Both sides?
1:42:31🔗
Drew
Well, it may be what's called alopecia ariana, which is little areas of hair loss from various things. If you're concerned, see the doctor, but they can check thyroid, check other things.
1:42:43🔗
Drew
Do you have a cell phone? It may not be permanent. Did you get any sort of like car accident recently or anything like that? Sometimes stress, a lot of events will precipitate these things. No. And sometimes there can be little infections in the skin that can cause it. Fungal infections, the beard, that sort of thing.
1:43:52🔗
Caller
Well, there you go. Another thank you to this episode of Loveline and as we say here.
1:44:06🔗
Adam
Please go out and get that and catch them in Anaheim tomorrow night and then coming up in Petaluma. You can probably score some weed and then in Vegas on the 28th. So if you're in any of those areas, catch Dynamite Hack and bring some weed to the show for us. Our friends, our friends, of course, Goldfinger and E6. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:44:34🔗
Caller
This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Dan Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.