Sunday, June 11, 2000

0:54🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:02🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:05🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline.

1:08🔗 Drew Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and Dixon medicine specialist. Tonight, we have Simon Lebon, Nick Rhodes and Warren Cucarillo, all from Duran Duran.

1:25🔗 Old favorites we are.

1:27🔗 Drew Hot Trash is the name of the new CD. It'll be out on Tuesday. You can also find the guys performing on Leno on Thursday. And I don't think we've had Duran Duran in here for a couple years.

1:40🔗 No, Warren and I came in a couple years ago.

1:45🔗 Drew Warren is missing his hair now, which I was surprised to see because it's the effect I have on people. You have your hair, don't you?

1:52🔗 Duran Duran Oh, no, no, I still have it at home.

1:54🔗 Drew I mean, you don't need to shave your head, do you?

1:57🔗 Duran Duran Oh, yeah.

1:58🔗 Drew You do?

1:59🔗 Duran Duran I need to glue my hair on.

2:00🔗 Adam No, no, but you're not balding.

2:02🔗 Duran Duran I'm totally bald.

2:03🔗 Adam No, but now you are.

2:05🔗 Duran Duran Right.

2:05🔗 Adam Or are you not to shave yourself?

2:06🔗 It's a bold, baldy.

2:08🔗 Drew It's at your own hands, is what I'm saying.

2:11🔗 Duran Duran No, the hair that I had is under the cupboard in the kitchen.

2:15🔗 Drew But it wasn't thinning out. It wasn't thinning out.

2:19🔗 But I've been feeding it and you should see it now.

2:21🔗 Oh, yeah.

2:23🔗 Duran Duran How is the glue-on variety?

2:25🔗 Drew I'm just saying when white guys shave their head, people think it's because they're going bald. That's all I wanted to point out to you.

2:32🔗 Duran Duran I've been going bald since 1986.

2:34🔗 Drew I don't know. I never saw that in Warren, but I'm always so enamored with the rest of his physique.

2:39🔗 I rarely get a chance.

2:40🔗 Drew I rarely look up when I talk to Warren.

2:42🔗 Adam He always talks about his pain.

2:44🔗 You should see his legs. They're really bald.

2:46🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

2:47🔗 Duran Duran I stopped shaving my legs.

2:48🔗 Drew Oh no.

2:49🔗 Really? Hey, what?

2:50🔗 Duran Duran You guys didn't take an e-mails tonight?

2:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:52🔗 Drew Why?

2:53🔗 Duran Duran You didn't give out your e-mails.

2:54🔗 Adam 310-854-4455. We never get to see them.

2:57🔗 Drew Are you talking about e-mails?

3:00🔗 Adam I can get the e-mail thing up.

3:01🔗 Drew Drew, get your e-mail. Let's get modern working over there.

3:04🔗 Oh blimey.

3:05🔗 Drew I saw the whole behind the music, Duran Duran thing yesterday, which I watched and I'll tell you this. Who all is in the band right now? This is it.

3:17🔗 We got the entire core line up here.

3:19🔗 It took us 17 years to get rid of all those tailors.

3:21🔗 This is the writing team. When we go out playing live, we take, where's Wayne Miller? He's a bass player.

3:27🔗 Ella West.

3:28🔗 And Joe Travis. Maybe they're listening because they're in the California.

3:32🔗 Drew And you guys flew in from England today?

3:35🔗 Oh yeah.

3:37🔗 In fact, it's about, what time? 6 a.m. in the morning?

3:40🔗 I just want to say thank you. Thank you to a couple of people. To all the girls on the airplane. No, but in particular to Parise, who's wonderful, and to the very entertaining tag team of Bryce and Chris.

3:55🔗 Duran Duran Geez, I shouldn't have went to sleep.

3:57🔗 Yeah, yeah, that was your masseuse, right?

3:59🔗 Drew Yeah, did you guys fly Virgin Air over?

4:01🔗 Yeah.

4:02🔗 Drew Oh, they give you a rub down?

4:03🔗 They do.

4:06🔗 Drew You know, I got one of those shiatsu massages today, Drew. You'll be surprised to hear.

4:12🔗 I am surprised.

4:12🔗 Yeah.

4:13🔗 Drew I know because it's gay pride day as well. It's not normal.

4:15🔗 Is it?

4:16🔗 Drew Yes, it is, because I found that out when I was trying to drive out of the place in Santa Monica Boulevard was all roped off. But I got the shiatsu massage, which is something I'd never had before. It's like the rough massage.

4:28🔗 Well, it's pressure, it's not a stroke.

4:31🔗 Drew No, it's for the guy who has a sore back and low self-esteem and needs a good beating. But the thing I was excited about, and I know you guys will quietly agree with me on this, it was an Asian guy doing it. And I thought I like it first off when the guy's nationality matches up with the technique that he's about to impart. You know what I mean? Like I want the judo instructor to be an Asian guy. I don't want a big Jewish guy as a judo instructor. He may be good, but it doesn't match up well for me.

5:01🔗 Duran Duran I had a Jewish sitar teacher, and that was kind of strange.

5:03🔗 Drew Yeah, so you'd want an Indian guy.

5:05🔗 Duran Duran Exactly.

5:06🔗 Drew But it all worked out for him.

5:07🔗 Adam You would trust that it could be the real thing.

5:09🔗 Drew Yeah, it's authentic when a guy can barely speak English and he's just off the boat, he's giving you the shiatsu massage.

5:16🔗 So what would an Indian Jewish guy be like a massage?

5:19🔗 Drew He'd probably just beat you with a chauffeur or a sitar.

5:23🔗 What about when you go to an Indian restaurant and the wait is Swedish?

5:27🔗 Drew Yeah, see, it doesn't work.

5:29🔗 Right, if you wanted a massage after the meal.

5:30🔗 But you know, there's a lot of trouble about this, about people being employed and not employed on the basis of race.

5:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:39🔗 And a lot of Swedish waiters who want to work in Indian restaurants are pretty angry, I have to tell you.

5:44🔗 Drew No, in its high time someone took a stand and... You guys ought to do some sort of live aid where you raise money for Swedish waitresses who want to work at Indian joints. That's smart. Yeah.

5:55🔗 Or in the Indian way does the one of the Swedish masseuses, right?

5:58🔗 Duran Duran Anything. Any kind of cause.

5:59🔗 Drew The money will go in many different directions. All right. We will go to the phones. Duran Duran is here tonight. Drew is the electronic part of this booted up the email.

6:10🔗 It will keep them cool out for a while.

6:11🔗 Adam I'm going to actually set up a chat room.

6:13🔗 Jay? Jay?

6:18🔗 Adam Caller who goes by Jay, 15. Jay? Is he sleeping?

6:21🔗 No Jay. Wait a minute.

6:22🔗 Adam He's going to hold 32 minutes.

6:23🔗 It was OJ.

6:24🔗 There's no Jay.

6:25🔗 OJ.

6:26🔗 Drew Jay?

6:27🔗 No.

6:27🔗 Drew All right.

6:28🔗 That's OJ.

6:29🔗 Drew Jeremy?

6:29🔗 Duran Duran He's been on hold 32 minutes. That's quite a while.

6:31🔗 Drew Wow.

6:32🔗 Yeah, yeah. He's just covering the time between the...

6:35🔗 Jay, wake up. Come to the phone.

6:37🔗 Adam Jeremy.

6:38🔗 Drew We'll go to Jeremy. Jeremy, you're 22. What's up?

6:41🔗 Caller Adam, love you. You're the best.

6:43🔗 Drew Oh, thank you.

6:44🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, do you have a question?

6:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

6:46🔗 Caller How do you know if you have testicular cancer?

6:49🔗 Adam Well, you don't. Ever since Tom Green's thing, everybody now is aware that testicular cancer is an important and increasingly important and common condition. You should learn how to check your testes. You basically squeeze it like you squeeze a plumb, and run your fingers across it. If you feel anything hard or irregular, or anything that's swollen or out of the ordinary, just go to your doctor and check it back.

7:13🔗 Drew On the test itself?

7:15🔗 Caller Yeah, because my right one feels normal, but my left one, like up here at the top, I don't know if there's a tube connecting to it.

7:21🔗 Adam There is a tube there, but sometimes it's thickened in some people and it feels a little more prominent. The epididymis, which kind of sits on top, sometimes can be swollen or inflamed, or feel different than the other side.

7:30🔗 Duran Duran Let's refer to the chalk.

7:32🔗 Adam Silver filled heart up on the pop tent. Give me the thing.

7:34🔗 Drew Drew, how about my technique of resting my scrotum on a flashlight in a pup tent, and having it illuminated?

7:40🔗 Adam The Corolla Method.

7:41🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, let's see this.

7:43🔗 Adam That's not for everybody.

7:44🔗 Drew Not for the faint of heart. All right, Drew's looking up the scrotum. We're going to move on. Jeremy?

7:50🔗 Adam Yes.

7:51🔗 Drew Go to the doctor if you think you have a problem.

7:52🔗 Adam Yeah, absolutely. But cancer is usually like a rock, like a pebble sitting there.

7:56🔗 Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like.

7:57🔗 Adam Well, then you gotta check that. Yeah, check that.

7:59🔗 Drew Is it attached to the testy?

8:01🔗 The rock? Here we go.

8:04🔗 Adam This is what he may be feeling the tube coming down here, right?

8:07🔗 Drew Right.

8:07🔗 Adam But he also feels like a rock, so that shouldn't feel like a rock, it should feel more like worms.

8:11🔗 Drew Is that rock the cancerous rock that's stuck and is growing on your test tube?

8:15🔗 Adam Yes.

8:16🔗 Drew All right, I'm gonna have to check that out.

8:19🔗 Duran Duran What age group does that usually have there?

8:21🔗 Adam Young males.

8:21🔗 Really?

8:23🔗 Drew Dan?

8:23🔗 Adam Yeah?

8:24🔗 Drew You're 16, turn down your radio.

8:26🔗 Caller Sorry, sorry, yeah, hello?

8:29🔗 Yeah.

8:30🔗 Caller My question? Yes.

8:34🔗 Caller Is it good to wait until you have sex? I mean, what age group?

8:39🔗 Caller I don't know.

8:41🔗 Caller Because I never had before. All my friends have it. They did it.

8:47🔗 Duran Duran Do your friends kind of make you feel bad because you didn't have it?

8:50🔗 Caller Yeah, and they're so young, too.

8:52🔗 Adam I bet you half of the ones that say they have it haven't, for one thing.

8:55🔗 Duran Duran What do you say? Do you say you didn't have it? Do you lie to them?

8:59🔗 You do?

9:01🔗 Caller Just to make me feel bad.

9:03🔗 Duran Duran Do you have a girlfriend?

9:04🔗 Caller No.

9:04🔗 Adam You wonder how many of them are lying to? Really? Probably at least half.

9:07🔗 Drew Oh, why do we have to make Dan feel that much better? Who cares?

9:11🔗 Adam Well, the point is he shouldn't feel pressured. Come on.

9:14🔗 Absolutely.

9:15🔗 Drew You're 16. It'll come when it comes.

9:17🔗 Caller Yeah, but it's like...

9:18🔗 Drew It'll be fine.

9:19🔗 Caller I don't know if they like pressure me so much that I get so angry that I'm like...

9:23🔗 Adam Look, don't do anything... It's supposed to be something that grows out of a normal relationship. It's supposed to be something you enjoy and you're ready to do. Otherwise, why do it?

9:31🔗 Duran Duran Are you a good-looking kid?

9:33🔗 Adam I guess.

9:34🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't know.

9:35🔗 Duran Duran Get yourself a girlfriend. Find somebody you really like to spend time with and, you know, something will happen. That's my problem. That's a problem?

9:43🔗 Caller Like, no one really likes me down here or up here or whatever in Illinois.

9:47🔗 Duran Duran Move.

9:48🔗 Caller Nah, I already did that before.

9:51🔗 Drew Hey, Dan?

9:52🔗 Caller Yeah?

9:52🔗 Drew You spend a lot of time masturbating?

9:55🔗 Caller No.

9:56🔗 Drew You on the Internet a lot?

9:58🔗 Caller No, I don't even have a computer.

10:00🔗 Drew Okay, you gotta go outside and meet people. You know what I'm saying? Do what Warren did. You learn to play the guitar, you shave your body, you get tan, you start working out. Okay?

10:11🔗 Caller There's some scary consequences to that, but I mean, yeah.

10:14🔗 Drew But overall, I'd say it's worked out, right? Yeah. Hey, Dan?

10:20🔗 Duran Duran Who's your best friend, Dan?

10:22🔗 Caller I have a best friend, but he's like really like, like drugged up right now.

10:28🔗 Duran Duran Oh, that's not a good friend to have.

10:30🔗 Caller Like we've been friends since kindergarten, you know? And like, like he changed, like totally different, you know? Like he's doing drugs, you know? But he's like the only friend that I like feel really close to, you know?

10:42🔗 Duran Duran What kind of relationship do you have with your parents?

10:45🔗 Caller Mm, normal, but like really close.

10:48🔗 Duran Duran So you should talk to them.

10:49🔗 Adam That's not normal, by the way.

10:51🔗 Drew That's what I like them at 16. Hey, Dan, listen, whatever it is you like to do, start doing it if it doesn't have to do with whacking off of the computer. All right? And just go out and, I mean, if you're doing, if you're kind of chasing your muse in life, people get turned on by that and they find you.

11:09🔗 Adam Well, you develop esteem from that too.

11:10🔗 Drew Yeah. Whether it's starting a band or whatever it is, riding your bike, whatever the hell it is, being sports.

11:16🔗 Adam Women don't like desperation.

11:18🔗 Drew No, no. You know, I did a 15 year experiment with that. Didn't work out as it turns out. You're right. I wish I had known you earlier, Drew. Jay?

11:27🔗 Caller Yes.

11:27🔗 Drew All right. You're up now?

11:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:29🔗 Drew You're 14. What's up?

11:30🔗 Adam Were you asleep?

11:31🔗 Caller No. I didn't know you guys were talking to me. I'm sorry.

11:34🔗 Drew All right, Jay.

11:36🔗 Caller I was with my friend and my, I was in my best friend's house and my friend was downstairs at a party and I took my friend upstairs and I gave him oral sex and I forgot to ask him if he had some kind of disease or something and I swallowed his semen and now I'm kind of worried. And I asked, like, do you have my best friend?

11:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:52🔗 Caller I asked do you have my best friend? Like, I asked her, can you get it from, like, so she said, no. I asked my friend Emma and they said, yeah. And I don't know what to-

12:03🔗 Adam You definitely can get it from oral sex. That now has finally been proven.

12:06🔗 Caller But can I, I can't do anything about it. Besides, can check, I mean, like, you know, how you have the morning after pill?

12:14🔗 Adam No, there's nothing like that for HIV. You can certainly find out from him whether or not you have something.

12:18🔗 Drew Well, why do you think this guy is HIV?

12:20🔗 Caller Because he's like, he does like drugs and stuff.

12:23🔗 Adam IV drugs?

12:24🔗 Caller Huh?

12:25🔗 Adam Intravenous drugs?

12:26🔗 Caller No, just like marijuana and stuff.

12:27🔗 Adam Intravenous drugs are what put you at risk for HIV, okay?

12:31🔗 Caller Okay.

12:32🔗 Drew Hey, Jay?

12:33🔗 Caller Yes?

12:33🔗 Drew Are you gay?

12:34🔗 Caller Yes.

12:34🔗 Drew Okay. Slow down a little. You're 14, right?

12:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:38🔗 Caller That's not the first time I've done it, though.

12:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:40🔗 Duran Duran Just make sure you use condoms, whatever you're gonna do.

12:42🔗 Caller No, because he asked me did I want to do it. I haven't done it yet. And he asked me did I want to? And I said, no, I'm not ready to. He said, yes, I could respect that.

12:49🔗 Drew All right. Now give me a BJ.

12:51🔗 Caller Who banged you?

12:52🔗 Drew Oh my God.

12:53🔗 Adam Do you want to bet on it?

12:54🔗 Drew No, but I'll tell you, chivalry is not dead. Hey, can I cornhole you? No.

12:59🔗 Adam All right.

13:00🔗 Drew I can respect that. Sir Walter Raleigh. How about a nice BJ while I watch TV? Oh, man. 14. Just everybody slow down. There'll be plenty of time.

13:10🔗 Adam But can you imagine what his upbringing was like?

13:13🔗 Drew I'm sure it wasn't great. Drew, you want to focus on the screen there and pick another call. Danny?

13:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:20🔗 Drew You're 13. You're on with Duran Duran.

13:22🔗 Caller Oh, all right.

13:22🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

13:23🔗 Duran Duran Everything's doing all right.

13:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:25🔗 Caller All right. My question is, I was wondering if it was normal for teens to masturbate like four to five times a day?

13:30🔗 Drew Yeah. It seems a little light. Did you hurt your hand?

13:35🔗 Caller No, not yet.

13:36🔗 Drew Wow. Yeah. You should be concerned, Danny. I like to see you up in the eight and nine range. When did you get started?

13:44🔗 Caller I haven't been doing it for very long, maybe like half a year ago.

13:46🔗 Drew I see. Have you honed your technique?

13:50🔗 Caller Pretty much.

13:51🔗 Okay, good.

13:52🔗 Duran Duran Good.

13:53🔗 Drew Sticking with it. Good.

13:53🔗 Duran Duran There is cream in the hole that works, right?

13:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:56🔗 Drew All right. You're four or five times. Yeah.

13:59🔗 Adam Are you hurting yourself?

14:00🔗 Caller No, it doesn't hurt.

14:01🔗 Adam Are you spending money doing this?

14:02🔗 Drew His mom dies a little each time he does it, but he's not hurting himself.

14:05🔗 Adam Is there any addiction in your family?

14:07🔗 Caller No, my family is perfectly normal.

14:09🔗 Adam Were you sexually abused at any time?

14:11🔗 Caller Nope.

14:12🔗 Drew Good.

14:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:13🔗 Drew Good times.

14:14🔗 Caller I was very fortunate.

14:15🔗 Drew Cheers, as Duran Duran would say. All right, Danny.

14:19🔗 Caller Hey, will you play the Taboo 2 theme song, Adam?

14:21🔗 Drew Really?

14:22🔗 Caller Yeah, I love that song.

14:23🔗 Drew Well, maybe we'll hear just a snippet of it. I'm playing. Well, this is a theme. You guys may want to cover this song. It's from a Taboo 2, probably 1978, 79, classic porn. And this is one of the lovely ballads from the movie. Yes, he does. These are real lyrics, fellas. He knows how to please in every detail.

14:49🔗 Caller You've seen the movie, right? I'm the sequel.

14:51🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

14:53🔗 Drew He can do more than you'd ever imagine. And do it with style. He does it with me. Oh, yes, he does. I don't think you guys should cover it straight. I think you ought to, you know, put your Duran Duran serve to the German accent.

15:11🔗 Duran Duran We can put some little doot doot doos in there.

15:13🔗 Drew Yeah, and maybe maybe pace it up a little bit.

15:16🔗 Caller The thing over there that says, I'm a bitch, what's that?

15:19🔗 Drew Oh, it's what you call a cart that we'll never hear.

15:22🔗 Caller You got some good titles over there, huh?

15:24🔗 Drew Thank you, Anderson. Yeah.

15:27🔗 Duran Duran There.

15:28🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

15:29🔗 Drew Bob?

15:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:31🔗 Drew What's going on? You're 16. Oh, 19, sorry.

15:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:35🔗 Caller All right, when it comes time to talk to your girlfriend about who you've been with, how do you break to them that you've messed around with a hooker?

15:43🔗 Duran Duran Who you've been with before you met your girlfriend? So you're telling her or what?

15:47🔗 Caller Yeah, just giving them the history, you know?

15:48🔗 Duran Duran Ah.

15:49🔗 Caller Tell them you were hanging out with Hugh Grant a while back and just came across something on Hollywood and Sunset and Vine.

15:56🔗 Drew Listen, I would lie about that. I really would. Yeah, absolutely.

16:00🔗 Caller But isn't that kind of like a big, big dishonesty?

16:02🔗 Drew I mean, that's... No, no.

16:04🔗 Duran Duran Who's your girlfriend?

16:05🔗 Adam Why are you getting into details about your previous romantic life? Isn't that best?

16:09🔗 Caller Let that be.

16:11🔗 Drew Yeah, but don't you always do that at 19? Did you guys? Hold on a second.

16:15🔗 Adam A torture, though. Can't you help them by avoiding that?

16:17🔗 Drew I told them to lie. I don't know what else I could do. Don't injure into that.

16:20🔗 Caller Don't you lie about hookers?

16:22🔗 Drew Don't you? Did I?

16:23🔗 Duran Duran Yeah.

16:24🔗 Drew You know what? I've never been with a hooker.

16:25🔗 Duran Duran See? See?

16:26🔗 Drew See?

16:27🔗 Caller He's lying.

16:28🔗 He's lying.

16:28🔗 Caller He's definitely lying.

16:30🔗 Drew See?

16:30🔗 Caller That's a damn lie.

16:31🔗 Drew You know it. That's how you do it, though. You see? No, here's the reality. Guys ask girls questions when they're 19 that they don't want the answer to. Girls ask guys questions that they don't want the answer to. And the answer that she wants is, I've never been with a prostitute. You give her that answer, she will be happy. You do not give her that answer, it will haunt you. Because why does she want the information in the first place? If you really think about it, if not to push it back in your face at some point, it's the same with guys. I think women ought to do the same thing.

17:02🔗 Caller Let's hope she doesn't have a voice recognition system, or that's really done in her.

17:06🔗 Adam How about just not launching in to those discussions?

17:07🔗 Drew Yeah, but you can't... That's sort of an admittance of guilt. Have you ever been with a hooker? Oh, I don't want to talk about it.

17:14🔗 Adam By the way, he wasn't even asked. He thinks he has to get all this out.

17:17🔗 Drew No.

17:18🔗 Caller Well, have you ever been with a hooker? Where's he gone? I'll find him.

17:22🔗 Drew Bob? Yeah. Obviously he has. You've been with a hooker, right? Yeah, a little bit.

17:27🔗 Adam But there's a little bit.

17:29🔗 Duran Duran Maybe they share this information these days because of the whole AIDS thing, so they want to know who you've been with and trying to trace it back. Maybe that's why people are very concerned, right?

17:37🔗 Adam Is that the case?

17:39🔗 Drew No.

17:40🔗 No.

17:42🔗 Duran Duran Well, Bob, just like Adam said, just lie.

17:44🔗 Caller Were you just kind of wondering whether to boast about it or not?

17:49🔗 Drew Um, yeah. That's more like it. All right, Bob, I'm cutting to the loose. Just lie. Listen, there's a lot of questions you ask when you're 19, and when you get a little bit older, you don't ask them anymore because you don't want to know the answer. You've learned your lesson, and it's more mystery, less history. That is my new motto. I wish I had known earlier. John?

18:13🔗 Caller Yes.

18:13🔗 Drew You're 27.

18:14🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

18:15🔗 Drew What's up?

18:16🔗 Caller My question is actually regarding my job. I've been a police officer for about two years. And prior to me being an employee of the police officer, I was engaged. My fiance left me because she didn't want to live the lifestyle of a wife married to a cop. And ever since then, I've had a number of relationships. But I'm having a very difficult time being intimate with anybody. As far as opening up, feeling like a connection. I meet very, very nice people. But I'm kind of, I'm really hard now. I'm not sure if that's the job or maybe just the experience.

18:53🔗 Drew Are you on patrol now?

18:55🔗 Caller Yes, I am. Not in the car at the very moment. I'm off. I'm on the way home.

18:59🔗 Drew I see. Where are you calling from?

19:01🔗 Caller San Francisco.

19:02🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

19:04🔗 Caller But you're basically a very honest person, right?

19:08🔗 Caller Absolutely.

19:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I guess that goes with the job, yeah?

19:12🔗 Caller With most, yes.

19:13🔗 Caller Yeah, okay.

19:14🔗 Caller Do you think that this, you know, your difficulty in kind of opening up, as you put it, has anything to do with the job that you do?

19:22🔗 Caller I'm sorry, the very last part of the show.

19:24🔗 Caller Do you feel that this, you know, your difficulty in opening up, is there anything to do with the job that you're doing?

19:30🔗 Caller Well, that's kind of what I'm curious about, because both of these events have happened within the two-year time frame. I'm not sure if maybe I'm just bitter in that you're hitting over someone that was very close to, or that I've become kind of a harder personality, don't like to show my feelings, because you can't let people see weakness when you're out on the street. I'm not sure. I mean, you get close to those that you work with, but anybody outside that realm, I'm having a very difficult time relating to anymore.

19:57🔗 Drew All right, hold on a second, John, because the connection is bad. He can still hear us. I could see that. I mean, cops have like the highest rate of suicide and alcoholism. I could definitely understand it. And then I think what happens is they bond together and the world becomes sort of the enemy or the criminals or whatever you want to call them. But there's a certain amount of chicks who like cops.

20:18🔗 Duran Duran Well, there's that book, Chicks That Did Cops.

20:20🔗 Drew Really?

20:21🔗 Duran Duran Yeah. Was it a movie? It might have been a movie.

20:23🔗 Drew The point is...

20:24🔗 Caller Have you seen LA. Confidential, Ryan?

20:26🔗 Drew There's a certain amount who aren't going to date one, and there's a certain amount who would do it just because he was a cop.

20:31🔗 Duran Duran Or just meet another woman cop. That's why they've got these girls in the patrol cars.

20:36🔗 Caller Well, people are like uniforms, right?

20:38🔗 Drew Yeah. All right. But don't wear that anger on your sleeve.

20:42🔗 Adam He is so closed off to all feeling that it is very difficult for other people to get in and reach him. And they sense the anger and the frustration and stuff. It pushes people away.

20:52🔗 Caller Well, it's hard being completely moral all the time, isn't it?

20:55🔗 Duran Duran But he was feeling that because of this last relationship, wasn't he?

20:59🔗 Caller Is it hard being completely moral all the time?

21:01🔗 Adam Very difficult. But the problem is though he is being trained not to feel and is getting angry.

21:08🔗 Duran Duran Right.

21:08🔗 Caller Yeah, but relationships are a little different than, I don't know, judgment on criminal actions now.

21:14🔗 Adam No, no, no. If he is involved in violent interaction with humans every day and closed off to any feeling, it's difficult then just to open up.

21:22🔗 Duran Duran Is he still on the line?

21:23🔗 Adam No.

21:23🔗 Duran Duran Is he still on the line? Let me talk to him for a sec.

21:26🔗 Caller John? John?

21:29🔗 Caller Yes, hello?

21:30🔗 Duran Duran John, do you know who Ronnie Coleman is?

21:32🔗 Caller Oh, absolutely. He's a great bodybuilder. I work out with weights in a lot of his programs.

21:37🔗 Duran Duran Well, Ronnie Coleman is a cop, right?

21:39🔗 Caller Yes, he is.

21:39🔗 Duran Duran Works from 3 to 11.

21:41🔗 Caller Yes, he is.

21:41🔗 Duran Duran He's married. He's got like 3 kids or something. A religious man as well.

21:46🔗 Caller Right.

21:47🔗 Duran Duran And he's the Mr. Olympia.

21:49🔗 Caller Absolutely.

21:49🔗 Duran Duran So he's doing it all.

21:51🔗 Drew Well, that's going to be huge.

21:52🔗 Caller I think one of the things that, I mean, in any profession, you tend to like, sort of relate to people who are doing the same thing as you. But in something as intense as this, I think it's important to have some kind of a release, you know, and not be doing it 24 hours a day, every day.

22:09🔗 Caller Right.

22:09🔗 Drew So he should do it.

22:10🔗 Caller And be thinking it as well. You need to have some kind of time off.

22:14🔗 Drew Yeah. So find a felon or a school teacher or somebody who doesn't do what you do. All right. And keep working out.

22:23🔗 Duran Duran Yep. Keep hitting the weights. You need somebody at the gym.

22:26🔗 Drew All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is here. We'll hear something off the new CD, which will be out on Tuesday. When we come back, we'll also speak to Sean, wants to know if there's a natural way to lengthen his penis. I'll be interested in finding out the answer to that.

22:39🔗 Caller CK and beans.

22:41🔗 Drew Really?

22:41🔗 Caller Human beans.

22:42🔗 Drew After this.

23:13🔗 Caller It's Loveline.

23:17🔗 Drew Okay, it's Loveline, everybody. Settle. Settle, Duran Duran's our guest. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from the band.

23:25🔗 Caller We're all fighting about who doesn't have to do the typing.

23:28🔗 Caller Well, it can't be me. I'm hopeless at typing.

23:31🔗 Caller I don't have a type.

23:32🔗 Adam What I've done, I've set Duran Duran up in a message board at drdrew.com. The message board is the music message board. They're all three staring at her right now. If you want to send messages or ask questions, go into the message board, put it up there, and they will hopefully click on your message and answer.

23:48🔗 Duran Duran Probably just going to answer it over the air.

23:50🔗 Adam Oh, they can answer over the air. That's a better way to do it.

23:53🔗 Caller But I'm wondering why fish is spelt with a P-H.

23:57🔗 Caller Let's see if you've got to do the best you can do.

23:58🔗 Caller All right, all right.

23:59🔗 Adam Pop Trash is the music message board at drdrew.com.

24:04🔗 Drew Pop Trash is the name of the CD. It'll be out on Tuesday. You can see the boys on Leno on Thursday. We'll hear something off of Pop Trash right after this call. Sean?

24:14🔗 Yeah.

24:14🔗 Drew So you're 17. You want to know if there's a good way to lengthen the penis.

24:19🔗 Caller You said natural, like hanging bricks off and things like that.

24:23🔗 Yeah.

24:23🔗 Caller First of all, I'd just like to say Adam, I love the Man Show, Faithful Watcher.

24:28🔗 Drew Why, thank you.

24:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:30🔗 Jimmy Kimmel was really cool.

24:33🔗 Adam You're gay.

24:37🔗 And I love the episode that you were on.

24:39🔗 Adam Well, thanks, Sean.

24:41🔗 Drew Thank you, Sean.

24:41🔗 Adam What's going on?

24:42🔗 Drew New season, Sunday, June 18th.

24:44🔗 Adam You guys did not invite me back, by the way. Oh, yeah, I guess we did.

24:46🔗 Caller I'm watching that one.

24:48🔗 Caller Duran Duran, great group.

24:49🔗 Adam That one thing I was calling out, Jim. All right.

24:51🔗 Caller What country produce Spice Girls?

24:55🔗 Adam Sean, did you have a specific question?

24:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:57🔗 Caller Go ahead.

24:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:59🔗 Caller How did you I mean, is there a natural way to enlarge your penis?

25:03🔗 Duran Duran Did you ever have an erection?

25:05🔗 Caller All the time.

25:06🔗 Caller I'm 17, man.

25:07🔗 Drew There you go. That's it. It's temporary, but it's very effective. It'll grow to sometimes two to three times the normal size. No, there's no answer to that, Sean. Oh, really? No, not that we're aware of. Even surgery and those fat injections and all that stuff that was going about about five years ago seems to have died off.

25:27🔗 Duran Duran Human growth hormone, maybe?

25:31🔗 Drew Doesn't that shrink your penis, Drew? I mean, doesn't steroids?

25:35🔗 Duran Duran No, no, human growth hormone.

25:37🔗 Adam It's actually great. Well, it creates some soft tissue growth, doesn't it? So it might get a little bit.

25:41🔗 Drew What's the difference between...

25:41🔗 Duran Duran But it's usually in older men, they find that the genitals are a little bit large.

25:45🔗 Drew Isn't that a form of steroid?

25:47🔗 Duran Duran No.

25:47🔗 Drew No, it isn't.

25:48🔗 Caller What is it? Did you say it gets bigger as you get older?

25:51🔗 Adam No, it gets smaller. One of the reasons it gets smaller is the tissue factors tend to cause depletion. We were talking about this.

25:56🔗 Drew Yeah, we've decided the prime penis size is between like 35 and 45. It's on the way down and then it begins to retract like landing gear of an airplane at a certain point.

26:08🔗 Adam Gravity takes its toll at first and then the lack of growth factors, it causes atrophy over time.

26:15🔗 Drew Yeah, I mean, you ever see an old guy at the gym?

26:18🔗 Duran Duran Yeah.

26:18🔗 Drew He's never hanging too good, is he?

26:19🔗 Duran Duran I never looked there, though.

26:21🔗 Drew No, it just looks like a nose sticking out of... It's like Santa's nose in a gray beard. I said it's like a pit helmet when a guy falls in a quicksand. There's nothing but the head of the penis sticking out of the gray part.

26:33🔗 Duran Duran I've seen that.

26:33🔗 Drew You really have to look more closely when you go to the gym at the older gents' genitalia.

26:38🔗 Duran Duran You seem to be spending more time in the shower than the gym, though.

26:40🔗 Drew Well, I'm not actually in the shower, but I stand outside checking out the lads as they come out of the shower, and especially keeping an eye out for the older folks. And the penis definitely shrinks when you're older. That we've figured out. I'd like to create some sort of harness or something so that mine will not retract that way.

26:58🔗 Adam Keep it pulled out?

26:59🔗 Drew Yeah. Some sort of brace, something I could strap on at night as it starts to work its way back in. You know what I mean?

27:06🔗 Adam You don't have to believe everything comes out of his mouth. He's not necessarily actually devising.

27:10🔗 Drew But that would work, wouldn't it?

27:12🔗 Adam No, because it actually probably is more of a... It's not a mechanical issue. It's more of an issue of dropping testosterone levels, growth hormone levels, these sorts of things.

27:21🔗 Duran Duran And that's what we're all fighting.

27:22🔗 Caller Do you know what? Cold baths are good.

27:24🔗 Drew Oh yeah, they make it big?

27:26🔗 Duran Duran They make it very small.

27:27🔗 Caller Cold baths, for some reason, they raise all your hormone levels. It works on your pituitary gland. Is it pituitary gland or is it your... What's the one up there?

27:37🔗 Pituitary.

27:38🔗 Caller That one, yeah. I've heard that quite a bit.

27:42🔗 Drew All right.

27:43🔗 Caller The cold bath therapy is good for my...

27:44🔗 Caller It's time on the internet, I think.

27:46🔗 Drew All right, let's hear something from Duran Duran off of the Pop Trash CD. This again will be out on Tuesday and this is called Playing With Uranium. That would be Playing With Uranium, off of the new CD, Pop Trash, from Duran Duran. Another good Duran Duran song, 20 years, 21 years. We're going now, yes?

31:48🔗 Caller We're playing the car park this week, aren't we?

31:50🔗 Caller Yeah. I don't know, it's what you get reduced to after 20 years, isn't it? Playing in car parks.

31:55🔗 Drew You're doing like a custom van show or something like that?

31:57🔗 Adam No, I think we're doing something.

31:58🔗 Caller The Beverly Connection on-

32:00🔗 Caller Warehouse Records.

32:01🔗 Caller It's a Tuesday.

32:02🔗 Drew When the CD comes out?

32:04🔗 Caller Certainly.

32:06🔗 Drew Well, I'll find out some information about that. If we can give people a heads up, we'll do it. And you know anything? Beverly Connection on Tuesday at the warehouse. You can see Duran Duran.

32:18🔗 Caller In the car park.

32:21🔗 Drew That's where they'll be for their release of the new CD and also Leno on Thursday.

32:26🔗 Duran Duran In the car park.

32:27🔗 Drew In the car park.

32:29🔗 Caller Robert, in the car, in the car.

32:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:30🔗 Drew You're 16. What's up?

32:32🔗 Caller I have a good friend. I've been friends with her for several years now. And she smokes weed pretty much daily. I'm pretty sure she hits acid daily. And I fear that she's probably getting into more serious drugs such as ecstasy, stuff like this. And I want to know, how could I go about getting help for her? Because I mean, I'm just worried about her health and basically all, you know, everything that goes along with taking drugs. I've tried to explain to her, you know, what acid does. Correct me if I'm wrong, Drew, but I think it opens a hemorrhage in your brain to drip blood down your spine. That's what causes you to hallucinate.

33:08🔗 Drew I may be wrong.

33:09🔗 Duran Duran Would a priest tell you that?

33:11🔗 Adam If that's how it works and if that's what it did do, it would actually be far less damage than what it happens.

33:15🔗 Drew Oh, it wouldn't be far less damaging if your brain was hemorrhaging. It's your spinal column.

33:20🔗 Caller Oh, brain leak.

33:21🔗 Adam No, if you had a small amount of blood in the...

33:24🔗 Drew Oh, shut up. It wouldn't be worse. That's a Drew's Pat doctor answer. It wouldn't be... if your head actually exploded, it would not be as bad as what it actually does.

33:34🔗 Adam If your head actually exploded, it would be worse.

33:35🔗 Drew Robert, do you like this girl?

33:37🔗 Caller Like her in what way? I like her the best.

33:39🔗 Adam Like life.

33:40🔗 Caller I wouldn't date her. She has... another thing I forgot to mention. She has sex like... I'm not kidding. I've asked her and she's... we're both very... we have more confidence in each other and we talk a lot except I'm not into drugs. Like I'm a straight arrow and she's like...

33:56🔗 Drew Alright. What's in it for you?

33:59🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I'm worried about her because she's a friend. We've been friends for several years. When I met her, she wasn't into drugs.

34:04🔗 Drew I understand that. And here's what you got to do as a friend. You got... and he's 16. He's getting a little crossroads here. It's weird. There's a certain point when you realize just because you've known people for a few years or you live near them or they sit behind you in class doesn't mean you have to be friends for life, especially if they're doing something that sort of doesn't bode with your ideals. Tell her you're worried about her. You try to get her some help. But if she won't accept it, you can't go down with her.

34:30🔗 Adam This has nothing to do with ideals. This is watching somebody self-destruct.

34:33🔗 Drew Yeah, but there's, you know, all he can do is try to lead her to it. And then if he can't, if she won't take it, that's it.

34:40🔗 Adam Maybe alert some people who could get her to help.

34:42🔗 Drew All right.

34:42🔗 Caller Exactly. Do her parents know what kind of state she's in?

34:47🔗 Drew Robert?

34:48🔗 Caller Her parents are addicts, but they're a different kind of addict than you would think. They're addicted to gambling, so they've never been around. This is what she tells me, and she doesn't seem to have a problem with it, but I know it hurts her.

34:59🔗 Caller Of course.

34:59🔗 Caller Ever since I've known her, I've asked her, you know, where are your parents? During the day, they work, and almost every night, they're going off to the riverboat casinos. Right.

35:09🔗 Caller Did you ask her why she does this?

35:11🔗 Caller She never really gives me a straight answer, you know. Oh, it's not that big a deal. And I mean, I know this acid, this having a permanent, that's what I'm most worried about is the acid, because she tells me that like when she looks up in the blue sky, you know, on a sunny day, she sees sperm squiggling around and she hallucinates, you know, she's tripping constantly. And I know she's got to be doing this acid like daily.

35:34🔗 Drew That's not a great park to be hanging out at. That's true.

35:37🔗 Adam And it's sad. It's a very, very sad situation.

35:40🔗 Drew So, tell Robert what to do real quick.

35:42🔗 Adam She, there's a lot more going on than just drug abuse. There may be addiction. And you mentioned that she's sexually acting out, too. So she's probably very depressed. She probably has some significant abuse issues in her past.

35:54🔗 Drew Tell him what to do.

35:56🔗 Adam She needs to get to psychiatric care because... All right.

35:59🔗 Drew And then that's it. Try to be there for her. But if she doesn't accept it, do not get too wrapped up in it. I worry a little about Robert and him getting tangled up in this. You know what I mean? I don't completely trust it.

36:13🔗 Adam No. It's such an extreme situation for this young lady, though, that you're glad to hear that somebody is going to step in. But in fact, his... what he's acting out is something of his own. And we're going to get to that.

36:25🔗 Duran Duran You think the teachers in the school, the guidance council, somebody would have a hand in that.

36:29🔗 Drew It'd be nice, but... All right. I'd like to talk to a female, Drew. Can we find one?

36:35🔗 Caller Is there any girls out there?

36:37🔗 Drew For Christ's sake.

36:38🔗 Adam What up there?

36:39🔗 Drew Duran Duran's here tonight. Where's the chicks? Hey, Danielle, can we get a girl on the line, please?

36:45🔗 Adam Got one.

36:45🔗 Caller I picked her up in the car.

36:47🔗 Drew I know, but that's been it for 40 minutes. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to our first female, Ann, who's just found out that the guy she's dating is making out with her ex-boyfriend. Oh, really? Wait a minute. She's gay, Ann? Uh-huh.

37:04🔗 Duran Duran Sounds like a Springer episode.

37:06🔗 Drew All right. Hold on there, pumpkin. We'll make you feel better after this.

37:09🔗 Caller All right.

37:11🔗 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

37:14🔗 Drew Well, it's worth hearing.

37:41🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, it wasn't the last one.

37:43🔗 Drew It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Duran Duran's our guest tonight. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from the band Pop Trash. It's the name of the CD coming out on Tuesday, and then you can find them on Thursday over on The Tonight Show. The band left England. What time was it when you left today?

38:04🔗 Caller We got on a flight, which was a 3 p.m. flight, and we arrived here at 6 p.m., so I guess you add on three hours plus the eight-hour time difference, so it's an 11-hour flight.

38:16🔗 Drew Oh, man.

38:17🔗 Caller It's a long one.

38:18🔗 Drew You can fly a direct, though.

38:20🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

38:21🔗 Caller It's actually 6:45 a.m. in the morning for us right now. It's what you really wanted to know, right?

38:25🔗 Drew That's what I wanted to know. You guys are holding up pretty good.

38:32🔗 Yes.

38:33🔗 Drew You're 16. So your boyfriend made out with your best friend?

38:39🔗 Caller No, my ex-boyfriend.

38:40🔗 Drew Yes. Okay. Right.

38:42🔗 Caller Yeah. He's bisexual, I think. He won't tell me. He checks out guys with me and stuff, but he just won't say anything to me. He won't tell me, oh, I'm gay.

38:53🔗 Drew Why don't you break up with him?

38:55🔗 Caller I don't know, because he treats me good sometimes, but recently he's been acting all weird.

39:01🔗 Adam What if he had been making out with a girl?

39:04🔗 Caller I would have broken up with him right away.

39:06🔗 Adam Why is this different?

39:07🔗 Caller Because, I don't know, I think it's like a guy, so...

39:10🔗 Adam Either way, he's being very unfaithful and sort of disrespectful to you, right?

39:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:15🔗 Drew How do you know he was doing this?

39:17🔗 Caller I walked in on him.

39:19🔗 Drew Really? Were you at a party or something?

39:22🔗 Caller Like, my friends always like hang out at one girl's house because her parents are like never home. And like, I just was there and I went to go pick up my friend and I walked into her room and they were there and I was like, oh my god.

39:35🔗 Drew And he was making out with this guy who was your ex.

39:37🔗 Caller Yeah. And then I was like, oh my god, and then like everybody just... Everybody's house is going to go berserk, but it didn't bother me. It just bothers me. Well, it kind of bothers me now.

39:45🔗 Drew You didn't get disgusted?

39:47🔗 Caller Who, me?

39:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

39:48🔗 Caller No, I don't mind.

39:49🔗 Drew See, got... Oh, really?

39:50🔗 Caller That's two of them now in a row then, huh? So it was the ex and the new one that you reckon are bisexual, right?

39:55🔗 Adam So she sort of seeks out gay males.

39:58🔗 Drew Well, either that or her vaginus, the kiss of death. Which is it? I'm guessing they were gay before they got to you. Yeah. So what is it to you that's being attracted? What is it about these guys that makes them so attractive to you? Why do you seek them out?

40:14🔗 Caller I don't know. I just think that... I don't know. I just thought the last two are gays. But ever since I was younger, I've always gone out with straight guys. But recently, I don't know.

40:25🔗 Duran Duran Are you a virgin?

40:26🔗 Caller No.

40:27🔗 Drew I see.

40:28🔗 Caller Did you figure that they may be bisexual before you went out with them?

40:32🔗 Caller Yeah. I knew that the first one was bisexual. But then, like the one I'm with now, he won't tell me.

40:38🔗 Drew Well, I'd go with yes because he was making out with a guy.

40:42🔗 Caller But I mean, he won't say anything to me.

40:45🔗 Drew All right, Anne, why don't you break up with him?

40:47🔗 Adam I think so.

40:48🔗 Drew He deserves it and so do you. I don't mean that in a bad way. You just got to find a nice straight guy. I understand they're not going to be snappy dressers like these last guys.

40:58🔗 Adam Or even nice.

40:59🔗 Drew Or possibly even nice. They may not want to rent the same movies and they may not be as tidy, but they'll be all men. All right? Okay. Drop this guy. It's interesting because when a guy finds out that his girl has been with another girl or even catches him in the act, it's very titillating, very exciting. Usually when a woman finds this out, if she does, it's sort of grotesque to her. I don't know why, but it is.

41:25🔗 Adam She doesn't seem too freaked out about it.

41:29🔗 Drew She almost seemed to expect it, and I think she got what she wanted. Jeffrey?

41:34🔗 Caller Yeah. Hi. I'm Jeffrey. Wow. Duran Duran, I'm a big fan. I'm 16 and way past my time, but I just got to say that you're the greatest band ever.

41:46🔗 Drew Thanks.

41:47🔗 Caller I got all the albums and I think each one of them is a piece of art in its own right. Dr. Drew, Adam, awesome. Dr. Drew's website, I go there constantly.

41:57🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

41:58🔗 Drew You know your way around. I can hear it in your voice.

42:01🔗 Adam Duran Duran's on there right now. They're on the music message board.

42:03🔗 Caller Yeah, but we can't type. Well, I can, but I refuse to.

42:07🔗 Adam They're reading them as tool keys. They're reading them and they will bring some of them back on the air.

42:11🔗 Duran Duran So everything's all right with you?

42:13🔗 Caller Yeah, everything's fine. I just need to say that you guys are just awesome. And Adam, I watch The Man Show every week.

42:18🔗 Drew Oh, thank you.

42:18🔗 Caller Collectively together, I bought the book.

42:21🔗 Drew Oh, you bought our book?

42:22🔗 Caller Yes.

42:23🔗 Drew Wow. Thank you very much.

42:25🔗 Caller It's a great dude for you, isn't it?

42:26🔗 Caller Yeah. I guess I just got to say, from the album, what inspired you to write, you know, what inspirations came from the album to write any songs? Yeah.

42:40🔗 Caller We just played a song. Well, music often is the first thing that happens actually, and that kind of gives us a vibe.

42:48🔗 Drew Before the lyrics? Yeah.

42:49🔗 Caller Often, yeah. But I mean, the song we just heard has got a great story behind it. I don't know if you remember a couple of years ago, I think it was a 15-year-old student, a boy, built a nuclear reactor in his garden shed at home, in the suburbs, somewhere. No, a bomb, a reactor. And it was just, and things like that, you know, you hear these stories and they can start you thinking. And often it can turn into a song, you know. There's a lyric on this album, which the song is called Mars Meets Venus, and the entire lyric is being lifted from personal ads, you know. Right.

43:29🔗 Drew And on tabloid papers from England. I like those Page Three girls. Do they still have those?

43:36🔗 Caller They love you.

43:38🔗 Drew Yeah, they do, they? Oh, yeah. I don't know if they don't. Maybe they don't have a Page Three out here. I don't read, but there doesn't seem to be. I would start reading if they put a Page Three girl, which is a new busty, topless English broad, on the third page, right? And do all papers have that?

43:55🔗 Duran Duran No.

43:55🔗 Caller It's just the one.

43:56🔗 Duran Duran Just the ones with the huge circulation.

43:58🔗 There's a couple of them.

43:59🔗 Adam Wow. They're not all on Page Three.

44:00🔗 Caller We have one called The Sunday Sport. You'd probably like it.

44:02🔗 Adam That's every page.

44:03🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

44:04🔗 Drew Jason.

44:05🔗 Caller He's hilarious. He's very funny.

44:07🔗 Drew Jason, you're 19. You're on with Duran Duran.

44:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I got a question for Dr. Drew.

44:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:12🔗 Caller I got this red scar that goes up the bottom of my penis. And I was wondering if you knew what it was from.

44:19🔗 Adam Towards the head?

44:20🔗 Caller Well, it starts at the circumcision mark.

44:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

44:25🔗 Caller And then it goes down.

44:26🔗 Caller And then it kind of branches off into a Y. And then, well, it's kind of hard to see now.

44:31🔗 Caller But it also goes down my scrotum.

44:33🔗 Duran Duran Did you ever see the omen?

44:35🔗 Drew It could be the mark of the devil.

44:36🔗 Adam I wonder if that's actually a scar. Maybe some of it was related to the circumcision, or some of it was just you.

44:42🔗 Duran Duran Well, did you ever have a herpes attack?

44:45🔗 Caller No.

44:45🔗 Duran Duran You never had little blisters on your penis?

44:48🔗 Caller No, this goes as far back as I can remember. I mean, it's a red scar.

44:52🔗 Drew His grandfather had the same scar.

44:53🔗 Adam Again, if it's not related to the circumcision, it may just be part of your normal growth and development. Hard to know what you're talking about unless I look at these things.

45:01🔗 Caller Does it hurt?

45:03🔗 Drew Does it hurt? Does it hurt, Jason?

45:05🔗 Caller Does it hurt?

45:06🔗 Caller No, it's just a scar.

45:09🔗 Caller I was just curious.

45:09🔗 Adam It may not be a scar.

45:11🔗 Drew That's fine. Listen, any extra... Does it stick out? Yeah. Good. Any extra width, that's counted. I wish I had a couple of speed bumps on there. Sure, why not? All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is here when we come back. Drew, we're going to listen. We're going to listen.

45:33🔗 Adam And we're going to wait and read.

45:35🔗 Drew Ah, I see. All right. We want to get the best possible calls after this.

45:41🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. KNRK, Camas, Portland.

45:55🔗 Caller Intercom radio station.

46:10🔗 Drew It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. He is Dr. Drew. Matthew Lillard will be in here tomorrow night. He's an actor, you know, from all those Scream movies and a few other movies. Duran Duran is here tonight. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from the band, and we'll hear something else off of the new CD Pop Trash, which is out on Tuesday, the 1st.

46:32🔗 Adam Wait, Simon had to say something to Stefan, about his wife.

46:36🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, Stefan, Stefan.

46:38🔗 Adam He's there reading.

46:39🔗 Caller Yeah, they've, Stefan, I think his name is Veselis. We've had a bit of a thing up on his, on the thing here. Anyway, he's just had a little baby, girl, and he's called a Yasmin. How nice. All right.

46:50🔗 Adam Same as, same as Simon's wife.

46:52🔗 Caller Yeah, we wanted to say hi to Complex and Smokey. Yeah, it's great. Thanks. Thanks for the email and we love you.

47:01🔗 Drew I saw Yasmin on Behind the Music or something this weekend with Duran Duran. And she mentioned that whenever girls talk to Simon at a party, she goes up and grabs him by the nuts and says, those are hers.

47:15🔗 Caller Yes, yes, she has it.

47:16🔗 Caller Jenna.

47:17🔗 Caller She has been known to do that. Yeah.

47:19🔗 Drew Jenna, you're 14. What's up?

47:21🔗 Caller I just want to know how can I get the pill without my parents knowing?

47:24🔗 Adam Plan Parenthood.

47:26🔗 Caller What?

47:26🔗 Adam Plan Parenthood.

47:28🔗 Caller Parenthood?

47:28🔗 Caller What about?

47:29🔗 Adam Plan to Parenthood.

47:30🔗 Caller Oh boy.

47:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:32🔗 Adam You ready for a phone number?

47:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:35🔗 Adam 800.

47:37🔗 Caller Okay.

47:37🔗 Adam 230. PLA.

47:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:41🔗 Caller Oh boy.

47:42🔗 Drew Who are you having sex with? Someone outside of the family?

47:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:46🔗 Drew Okay. That's a good start.

47:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:49🔗 Drew All right. How old is he?

47:51🔗 Caller He's 16.

47:52🔗 Drew 16.

47:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:54🔗 Drew 16.

47:54🔗 Yeah.

47:55🔗 Drew All right.

47:55🔗 Adam Sure you're ready for that?

47:57🔗 Yeah.

47:58🔗 Drew Okay.

47:59🔗 Caller What's the number again?

48:00🔗 Drew Oh boy.

48:01🔗 Adam 800.

48:01🔗 Drew Now listen. Where are you calling from, Jenna?

48:04🔗 Caller Colorado.

48:05🔗 Drew Colorado. Can you just open the phone book and find Planned Parenthood? All right.

48:11🔗 Duran Duran She should use a condom as well though.

48:12🔗 Drew Yes.

48:13🔗 Caller We'll talk to her.

48:14🔗 Drew More likelihood of getting pregnant before 18 than the person who pronounces it Colorado. Do you know that, Drew?

48:20🔗 Adam Especially if they're lacking teeth.

48:23🔗 Drew That's right. Now you're saying Jenna's lacking teeth?

48:26🔗 Adam A little boyfriend.

48:27🔗 Drew Heather? Yeah. You're 25. It's great to hear a 14-year-old girl sound like an old miner. Hey, hey, Colorado!

48:35🔗 Caller Wait a minute. Where do the girls come from?

48:38🔗 Drew We're now getting an influx of girls.

48:40🔗 Duran Duran We're in babe mode.

48:41🔗 Drew Heather? Hi. You're 25.

48:43🔗 Caller What's up?

48:43🔗 Caller I just called to say hi to the guys.

48:45🔗 Caller Simon, Nick, Warren.

48:47🔗 Caller I've been a fan of Duran Duran for 16 years now.

48:52🔗 Duran Duran And these are my sins.

48:53🔗 Caller Wow.

48:54🔗 Caller I sound old compared to your other callers. And I'd just like to know when they were going to be coming to LA.

49:01🔗 Caller We're here now.

49:02🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, we're here.

49:03🔗 Caller Pardon?

49:04🔗 Caller We're here.

49:05🔗 Caller What venues are you going to be playing?

49:07🔗 Caller Oh, we're actually going to be playing, I think, at the House of Blues here in August. Yeah.

49:16🔗 Caller End of August, we've got some shows there.

49:17🔗 Caller For about a week or something, yeah. We've got to be more fun to be right bang in the middle of sunset strip here.

49:23🔗 Caller If you want to see us in two days' time, we're playing in a car park. At the Beverly Connection.

49:30🔗 Drew That's right.

49:31🔗 Caller How cheap we've become.

49:32🔗 Drew That's right. Where is it? At the warehouse?

49:35🔗 Caller Exactly.

49:36🔗 Caller The cross on the road. If you want to win tickets for the first night, all you've got to do is tell me what Simon's wearing this evening right now.

49:42🔗 Caller Nothing.

49:42🔗 Caller You're absolutely right.

49:44🔗 Caller There you go. So if you give us your details after this, you've won the tickets for the first night.

49:48🔗 Caller All right.

49:48🔗 Drew That's total fancy, Heather. But you can go out to the Beverly Connection on Tuesday.

49:53🔗 Caller That was nothing any good, right? Nothing.

49:57🔗 Caller No, no, no. We're going to give her tickets for the first night. We are going to give you these tickets. We're going to take this number down.

50:02🔗 Drew All right. We'll put you on hold then.

50:04🔗 Adam Ann's working on it.

50:04🔗 Drew All right. Hold on there, Heather.

50:06🔗 Adam Thank you.

50:06🔗 Drew Oh, they love their fans. Drew despises his. That's the difference between the band. Teresa.

50:11🔗 Caller Hi there.

50:12🔗 Drew You're 28.

50:13🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

50:14🔗 Caller And I just wanted to call and say hello, Adam and Drew. But I'm a huge fan of Duran Duran.

50:19🔗 Caller Do you hear her voice go wubbly when she says huge?

50:23🔗 Caller Well, I meant it that way. I've loved you guys for darn near 20 years. So you're a huge part of my upbringing. And I just wanted to say thank you.

50:30🔗 Duran Duran Where are you calling from?

50:31🔗 Caller I'm calling from Portland, Oregon.

50:33🔗 Duran Duran Have you been to Colorado?

50:35🔗 Caller Well, just passing through.

50:37🔗 Caller Never been to Colorado, never rode me a horse. But I just wanted to ask you if any plans to work with John Taylor in the future?

50:46🔗 Caller Nothing, nothing on the cards at the moment. But I mean, John's a really lovely guy. He's a great musician too. I went on stage with him. Oh, just in New York at a party he played at before Christmas. I'd love to do something with him actually.

51:04🔗 Drew He's doing solo stuff and living out in Santa Monica.

51:08🔗 Caller He loves, he's got a great life. He's got a great place. He's got a great family.

51:13🔗 Caller Right, I saw him on Politically Incorrect the other night and you know he looks great except for something going on with his hair but other than that he looks fantastic and so do you guys. Saw you down here last year in September and got to stand by you guys on the stage. That was cool.

51:28🔗 Duran Duran Got any sex problems?

51:31🔗 Caller None at all. Happily married for four years. That's good. I maybe would do a little indiscretion for Nick one night or something.

51:41🔗 Drew Get in line sister.

51:44🔗 Duran Duran Nick, give us some tickets.

51:45🔗 Caller Okay, well next time we come to Portland, Oregon you are cool.

51:49🔗 Drew All right, Teresa.

51:50🔗 Caller Thank you very much.

51:52🔗 Drew Take care. Yeah, the thing about the Duran Duran is people, unlike some other bands. I mean, you got fans that were getting into you when they're eight, nine, ten years old. And you have teeny boppers have stayed with you all these years. That's kind of interesting. I mean, if you think about it this way, most bands who attract teeny boppers, they then grow out of it.

52:15🔗 Adam You're not going to find people calling in sync in 20 years, and telling them how wonderful they think they've been over all these years.

52:22🔗 Caller You can't say that, actually. I'm sorry. You can't. You don't know.

52:26🔗 Adam You don't know.

52:26🔗 Caller You just don't know.

52:28🔗 Drew He's taking an educated guess.

52:30🔗 Caller The funny thing is, that's exactly what people said about us when we first started. I mean, we call this album Pop Trash, right? Right. There was an article in an English music magazine called The NME, years and years and years ago, when we first started, and it interviewed us, and it said, at the very end, it kind of made its own kind of comment, and that was, well, everybody make the most of it while you can. They ain't going to be around. They are the ultimate, indisposable, transparent pop.

52:54🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, but could anybody in this room sing an NSYNC chorus for me right now?

52:59🔗 Drew Drew could.

53:00🔗 Caller He just doesn't want to do it.

53:02🔗 Drew Drew has kids who listen to NSYNC.

53:04🔗 Duran Duran You can sing a chorus.

53:05🔗 Adam No, but I have kids who listen to it.

53:06🔗 Duran Duran But can you do...

53:07🔗 Caller Can you, Brittany?

53:08🔗 Adam I probably could.

53:09🔗 Drew You could. I'd like to do it.

53:10🔗 Caller He goes, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.

53:12🔗 Adam Yeah, right.

53:13🔗 Caller Yeah, that's the one.

53:15🔗 Drew Alex?

53:15🔗 Caller Whatever.

53:16🔗 Drew Alex, you're 22.

53:18🔗 Caller Hello.

53:19🔗 Drew You're on with Duran Duran.

53:20🔗 Caller Cool.

53:21🔗 Caller Hey, guys.

53:21🔗 Caller Hello.

53:24🔗 Caller My question is... Well, first of all, Adam, I have to say I disagree with almost everything you say, except that 99% of your callers are completely stupid.

53:31🔗 Drew All right.

53:32🔗 Caller Okay.

53:33🔗 Drew You would probably then fall into that 99% title, wouldn't you? I mean, if you just do the math, all things being equal.

53:40🔗 Caller We're on radio, so F you.

53:43🔗 Drew Wow.

53:44🔗 Caller Very better.

53:46🔗 Caller Thumbs up, right?

53:47🔗 Caller I have a question. Well, first of all, I want to ask the guys. Simon, what happened to SYN? I'm a post-production mixer, and I was just wondering what happened. I was kind of following your career in post-production, so.

53:57🔗 Caller Well, SYN is not, I mean, SYN isn't a project. SYN is a... SYN is not a project. SYN is a company. It's a recording company in a studio and a management company. I've got a partner in Tokyo. It's based in Tokyo. Nick Wood. Nick Wood, yeah. He's currently working on an artist called noriko.com, which is quite fascinating.

54:19🔗 Caller what.com?

54:20🔗 Caller Noriko.

54:21🔗 Caller Wow.

54:22🔗 Caller It's a name.

54:23🔗 Caller Like Pinocchio.

54:24🔗 Drew Alex, do you have any other inside questions that will confuse all of us?

54:28🔗 Adam Hey, guys, how's the.com thing being perceived in Europe?

54:32🔗 Caller I think, you know, it was...

54:33🔗 Caller It's dot comical, really, isn't it?

54:36🔗 Caller I think people were really falling over each other to try and get in on it recently. And then the whole thing with boo.com happened when, I mean, as a business thing, people are just doing a little bit...

54:47🔗 Duran Duran The first one was lastminute.com was the one that kind of burst the bubble.

54:53🔗 Caller But we all want.eu now because we think that's much more chic, you see.

54:56🔗 Adam But people were using the web and...

54:59🔗 Caller Wow, it's massive there. I mean, very much the same as here. And of course, dotcom is the most reliable web name, I think. But...

55:10🔗 Caller You guys have always been very on top of the whole computer industry, so to speak.

55:14🔗 Duran Duran Do you know how to type?

55:16🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, we need a really good typist here.

55:19🔗 Duran Duran Because we got a computer here, but we just don't know what to do with it.

55:22🔗 Caller I've only got one digit that's really kind of doing the business.

55:25🔗 Caller I'm doing the vowels and Simon's doing the consonants.

55:27🔗 Adam They didn't hold back to criticizing my typing, though.

55:30🔗 Drew Oh, they didn't?

55:30🔗 Adam I set down to type for it and they're like, oh, I'm pretty slow here.

55:33🔗 Drew Well, they come from an educated culture.

55:35🔗 Duran Duran Drew knows how to spell.

55:36🔗 Drew Alex?

55:36🔗 Caller I wondered if you actually set up the website for Duran Duran.

55:39🔗 Caller Well, we all set it up, but the new site actually is going up on the 13th. What day is that?

55:46🔗 Duran Duran Tuesday.

55:47🔗 Caller Tuesday? Is that Tuesday? And it's going to grow and grow and grow from there, and we're very pleased with it so far, and we've tested it this time, so hopefully you should all be able to use it properly. And we took in all the comments from the failure of the last site, and we realized that it's something that's incredibly important for us to communicate with the audience.

56:10🔗 Drew Alex, do you have a sex question?

56:12🔗 Caller I do, actually. I'm into S&M, and I'm into role playing. And my boyfriend gets frustrated. We've been together for about 10 years, and he gets frustrated with me now when I want him to role play with me.

56:28🔗 Drew All right, hold on. You're 22, so you've been together since you were 12?

56:32🔗 Caller Well, I lie a little.

56:34🔗 Drew Oh, you're 27.

56:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:36🔗 Drew I see. Are you 27?

56:37🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

56:38🔗 Drew Perfect. And he's not into this as much as you are?

56:42🔗 Caller No, he's not.

56:44🔗 Drew Maybe it's not as crazy as you are.

56:45🔗 Caller Maybe it's the role you're giving him.

56:46🔗 Duran Duran He just doesn't like dressing up like a nun anymore.

56:50🔗 Caller I've heard homosexual colors call in to the first thing that you say to them is, what happened to you in your childhood?

56:56🔗 Adam You're gay. Alex, I haven't said anything yet.

57:01🔗 Caller No, no, no.

57:02🔗 Adam Alex, Alex. I listened to your show. Alex, I haven't said anything yet. So, don't be defensive until we start talking here. Okay. All right.

57:07🔗 Drew Now, what happened to you?

57:09🔗 Caller Nothing.

57:09🔗 Drew Someone beat you with something when you were younger?

57:11🔗 Caller No, I had a great relationship with my parents.

57:13🔗 Caller So, why is it that you like S&M anyway? I mean, I'm kind of fascinated with S&M. Tell me about it. What is it?

57:20🔗 Caller There's a correlation between pleasure and pain. Is that when you start to feel pain in context with pleasure, it becomes pleasurable.

57:29🔗 Caller But is that a lot of pain or just a little bit of pain?

57:31🔗 Caller I mean, are we talking about spanking here?

57:33🔗 Caller Well, it starts out as spanking. It starts out as a little bit of pain and then it increases.

57:37🔗 Caller Are you a spanker or a spanky?

57:39🔗 Caller A spanky.

57:40🔗 Caller Right.

57:40🔗 Duran Duran And are you into the fashion of this S&M?

57:43🔗 Caller Um, I can be.

57:45🔗 Adam I would recommend a book to you, Alex, called Female Perversions and it describes in detail what, you know, everything we do as behaviors has reasons behind it. It goes into details of what, when you delve into what's going on with people that have, that manifest these behaviors, where they come from. A very, very fine woman by the name of Louise Kaplan wrote that book.

58:05🔗 Drew All right.

58:05🔗 Adam And if you really are interested, go ahead and read that book.

58:08🔗 Drew Boy, she was quite cute. She's not interested. She just wants to straighten out her boyfriend.

58:11🔗 Adam Well, the deal is that the, the, the, the partners of people that are involved in these sort of fetishes often feel detached from you the more you get involved with them. It's a way of distancing yourself from intimacy in order to tolerate sexual arousal. And that's even a healthy person doesn't do that. A healthy person gets closer in the act of sexual arousal. And that's where he's at.

58:34🔗 Caller Oh, but come on, Drew, there's nothing wrong with a bit of rubber and plastic now.

58:37🔗 Adam I don't care what people do. That's up to them. But if they want to do, wonder why their partner is getting unhappy, that's why.

58:42🔗 Drew Hey, Alex, you guys use a safe word when you get into it?

58:46🔗 Caller Um, well, we have safe signals.

58:49🔗 Drew What is that, like bleeding?

58:50🔗 Caller I'm not telling you.

58:52🔗 Drew Why? May start implementing them into my own masturbatory fantasies?

58:56🔗 Caller No, because it'll make fun of me.

58:57🔗 Drew All right. Well, come on, give me a safe signal.

58:59🔗 Caller Australia.

59:00🔗 Drew You say Australia.

59:02🔗 Caller Well, hypothetically speaking, what if we did?

59:04🔗 Drew Well, I mean, I asked if you had a safe word.

59:07🔗 Caller Yes.

59:07🔗 Drew Oh, you colossal bitch. Oh, I hate her. I'm tired of her. I hate her so much. And believe me.

59:13🔗 Duran Duran And she likes that.

59:14🔗 Drew She's probably just had an orgasm.

59:18🔗 Caller I just wanted to know what Australia was.

59:20🔗 Drew She was using as a hypothetical. She's angry. Alex is very angry and she likes to think that she's not. But she is. But here's the thing that's funny. They have these safe words so that they know what to stop.

59:33🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

59:33🔗 Drew Yeah. But first off, I don't know if I could remember it if I was getting a cramp beat out of me. Stop would do it. Yeah. That's my point.

59:40🔗 Caller My point is, you know, because you're supposed to say stop, though, aren't you?

59:44🔗 Drew It's you.

59:44🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm doing it.

59:45🔗 Drew But there's a difference. I mean, there's like stop it. You're being naughty. And there's like, hey, oh, yeah, oh, oh, I'm hurt.

59:57🔗 Duran Duran You could be acting. That's the whole thing, isn't it?

59:58🔗 Caller There's a lot of acting, especially here in this town.

1:00:01🔗 Drew Boy, well, it's true. But I still think I think someone would know it when I meant it.

1:00:05🔗 Caller Anthony, it's like you said, I'm going to take my makeup off now.

1:00:09🔗 Drew You're 14. What's up?

1:00:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:12🔗 Caller I wanted to know why.

1:00:14🔗 Caller I mean, I want to know if it's true that the more you masturbate when you're young, it will decrease your sex drive when you're older.

1:00:20🔗 Duran Duran No, didn't happen to me.

1:00:22🔗 Drew No, no, no.

1:00:24🔗 Caller Can I ask another question?

1:00:26🔗 Duran Duran Nick was the last one to answer that.

1:00:28🔗 Adam Go ahead, Anthony.

1:00:30🔗 Caller Let's see.

1:00:31🔗 Caller How come sometimes when I masturbate, like only sometimes sperm comes out and then sometimes it doesn't?

1:00:35🔗 Adam Yeah, you're 14.

1:00:37🔗 Drew You didn't finish.

1:00:38🔗 Adam Yeah. And it will happen every time. That's true. I haven't come out soon. Sometimes it doesn't.

1:00:42🔗 Duran Duran Something happened to me the other day.

1:00:44🔗 Adam Oh, it happened to you?

1:00:45🔗 Caller I don't know what happened to one.

1:00:48🔗 Duran Duran I was doing myself.

1:00:49🔗 Caller Retrograde?

1:00:50🔗 Duran Duran Nothing came out.

1:00:51🔗 Adam Retrograde.

1:00:52🔗 Duran Duran And I had a full-on orgasm.

1:00:53🔗 Adam Retrograde.

1:00:54🔗 Caller Nothing came out. I actually read a book about this. It was called something like The Multi-Orgasmic Man. It's kind of based on Taoist sex. They get into this kind of thing about taking the energy and kind of moving up your spine.

1:01:07🔗 Adam Yeah, but Warren wasn't doing that.

1:01:10🔗 Caller No, this is the same thing. But it's empty. There's also something where your sperm actually goes into your bladder.

1:01:17🔗 Adam That's what happened. That's retrograde.

1:01:20🔗 Caller Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such infomercials as...

1:01:24🔗 Adam Were you taking anything over the counter?

1:01:27🔗 Duran Duran I'm always taking something.

1:01:28🔗 Adam There you go.

1:01:29🔗 Drew A big wad of creatine came out of his belly. Is that possible?

1:01:35🔗 Caller It went into the bladder.

1:01:37🔗 Caller I think it's quite interesting. It's kind of the dais thing of like actually getting to the point where you have the kind of the prostate kind of contraction, but you don't actually reach ejaculation point. And it's fun to play around with. You know what happened to me?

1:01:53🔗 Caller You know what, guys?

1:01:54🔗 Caller It is fun to play around with.

1:01:56🔗 Caller I think it's Taurus. It's Winnie the Pooh you're talking about, really, isn't it?

1:01:59🔗 Caller No.

1:01:59🔗 Drew Do you think...

1:02:00🔗 Duran Duran You know what happened to me? Hold on a second. Maybe it's Maoist.

1:02:02🔗 Caller Maybe it's Chairman Maoist.

1:02:03🔗 Duran Duran I keep checking now to see if something is coming out. So I'm doing it like every few hours of the week.

1:02:08🔗 Caller Can we move on? This is getting really boring. This is concerning me.

1:02:12🔗 Caller I thought this was exactly what the program was supposed to be about.

1:02:16🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, man. 43-year-old man, you know, decreasing seminal fluid.

1:02:20🔗 Adam If you keep doing that, nothing will come out of it eventually.

1:02:22🔗 Caller And I got a buddy list on your side. What's your buddy list?

1:02:25🔗 Duran Duran Oh, you can tell the wine is kicking in here.

1:02:27🔗 Adam Those are people you sort of put on your own list, who you want to communicate with.

1:02:32🔗 Caller These are your friends with problems.

1:02:34🔗 Drew No, I'm not worried about it. Warren, did something eventually come out?

1:02:37🔗 Duran Duran Oh, yeah. Building it back up again.

1:02:39🔗 Drew Emery?

1:02:40🔗 Caller Hi.

1:02:41🔗 Drew You're 23.

1:02:42🔗 Caller Yes.

1:02:43🔗 Drew Yeah. So if it's retrograde, you pee it out?

1:02:46🔗 Adam Yeah, you might not see it. Is that what happened?

1:02:49🔗 Drew Yeah, well, but it comes out one way or the other.

1:02:51🔗 Adam It comes out.

1:02:51🔗 Drew Emery? All right, so what's up?

1:02:54🔗 Caller Well, I have a problem. I had dated somebody three years ago for a couple years. We had been really good friends prior to that. And our relationship, I guess, wasn't the normal because his parents didn't agree with it because I was American. And it was kind of always a given that he would marry someone into his culture.

1:03:16🔗 Adam Which was?

1:03:18🔗 Caller Albanian.

1:03:19🔗 Drew I see.

1:03:20🔗 Duran Duran It's like a Seinfeld episode.

1:03:21🔗 Drew Right?

1:03:22🔗 Caller I'm sorry, what?

1:03:23🔗 Drew He wanted it, right? You're American, he's Albanian. Right?

1:03:28🔗 Caller He was born and raised here.

1:03:29🔗 Drew Convert! He was born and raised here.

1:03:31🔗 Caller Yes, but his parents are right off the boat.

1:03:33🔗 Drew Yeah. But you know what's always great? These people flee these horrible countries, then they come here, then they want you to marry one of their countrymen. What's wrong with Albania?

1:03:42🔗 Caller Drew, tell her what to do. And then they spend the rest of their lives telling her how great it was back in the old country.

1:03:47🔗 Drew The old country was glorious.

1:03:48🔗 Caller It's not like the old country.

1:03:49🔗 Drew Honey flowed from every well. The streets were paved with gold. It's like, why did you flee here? Why did you strap yourself to a buoy?

1:03:56🔗 Caller Okay, so they had a pyramid system that collapsed, but I mean, what's wrong with Albania otherwise?

1:04:01🔗 Drew All right, so now what?

1:04:02🔗 Duran Duran What's the name of his religion?

1:04:04🔗 Drew I'm sorry?

1:04:04🔗 Duran Duran What's the name of his religion?

1:04:06🔗 Drew Roman Catholic, right?

1:04:07🔗 Duran Duran Oh, that's pretty common.

1:04:09🔗 Caller It's like you, honey.

1:04:09🔗 Adam Are you Roman Catholic, Emery?

1:04:11🔗 Caller No, I'm not religious at all.

1:04:13🔗 Adam Would you be willing to be a part of his religious culture?

1:04:15🔗 Caller Oh, sure. I mean, if I love someone enough, then...

1:04:19🔗 Caller I think it's a good move. They outmost things, you know.

1:04:21🔗 Caller But hang on, is it a religious thing?

1:04:23🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:04:24🔗 Caller Is it a religious thing or is it more like kind of an actual sort of like a kind of patriotic sort of...

1:04:30🔗 Caller Part of it, I think...

1:04:31🔗 Caller It's actually chauvinism, isn't it?

1:04:32🔗 Caller You're Catholic, aren't you, aren't you?

1:04:34🔗 Caller National chauvinism.

1:04:35🔗 Caller No, but you were Catholic, right?

1:04:36🔗 Caller Yes.

1:04:37🔗 Caller Isn't there a Frank Zappa song about you being Catholic? Or is there somebody else?

1:04:41🔗 Drew Hey, Emory.

1:04:41🔗 Caller Catholic girl.

1:04:42🔗 Drew Sorry, we're digressing a little bit over here.

1:04:44🔗 Caller Another Catholic thing.

1:04:45🔗 Drew So, you like the guy, are you with him now?

1:04:47🔗 Caller No, I'm not. We broke up three years ago.

1:04:50🔗 Drew Right.

1:04:50🔗 Caller And I had moved 2,000 miles away.

1:04:53🔗 Drew I see.

1:04:55🔗 Caller And our relationship lasted seven months after I had moved.

1:04:59🔗 Duran Duran You know where she moved? Yeah.

1:05:01🔗 Caller She moved to Albania.

1:05:02🔗 Caller Of course, yeah.

1:05:04🔗 Caller She went to school.

1:05:06🔗 Caller And I was madly in love with the guy. And I had every intention of staying with him.

1:05:11🔗 Drew Right. Well, now what? What's the question?

1:05:13🔗 Caller He got married in October to an Albanian girl. And through the past three years, we see each other occasionally when I go home. And we still hang around all the same friends. And a few months ago, he started e-mailing me.

1:05:32🔗 Caller And basically, e-mail is dangerous. Yeah.

1:05:37🔗 Caller And basically, he was being very forward in the things he was saying, like saying things like, remember this, remember, you know, when we would do this, remember our first shower.

1:05:47🔗 Drew He's married his daughter.

1:05:48🔗 Caller Yeah, that's because he's living with an Albanian girl. And now it's an Albanian world.

1:05:51🔗 Drew That's right.

1:05:52🔗 Caller The thing is, he cannot possibly have a normal marriage because they're living with his parents.

1:05:58🔗 Drew Well, that's the tradition in Albania.

1:05:59🔗 Adam But in the old days, when marriages were arranged, there was a lot more of this kind of hanky-panky going on. There was the wife, and there was the love interest. And they were different things at one time.

1:06:11🔗 Duran Duran I had a situation like this with Minda Dinowitz. Yeah, her parents. It was kind of a doomed relationship from the start because her parents would not accept me because I was an Italian Catholic and she was a Jewish girl.

1:06:22🔗 Caller You always talk about Minda Dinowitz. I think we ought to get her to call us. Minda Dinowitz, if you're out there, you know, Warren would like to get in touch.

1:06:29🔗 Duran Duran It was an unpleasant thing for a 17-year-old boy who was in love with somebody.

1:06:33🔗 Adam A lot of that, a lot of the Korean families do this. Yeah, Jewish families do this.

1:06:37🔗 Drew Jews are big on it.

1:06:38🔗 Duran Duran But we know what happened to George Costanza on Seinfeld when he converted that woman.

1:06:43🔗 Drew Well, it's always funny when somebody...

1:06:44🔗 Adam You guys watch a lot of TV.

1:06:46🔗 Drew When somebody does convert...

1:06:48🔗 Caller Seinfeld and the Simpsons and the Sad Pops, only the S-things.

1:06:51🔗 Drew It always feels like such nonsense.

1:06:53🔗 Duran Duran Nonsense soccer, you got it.

1:06:54🔗 Caller Soccer and...

1:06:55🔗 Caller Yeah, these nonsense. Come on, come on.

1:06:57🔗 Caller Does anybody know the result of...

1:07:00🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, what was it today?

1:07:01🔗 Caller No, Italy-Turkey, because I missed the end of the match.

1:07:03🔗 Duran Duran I'd like to know that.

1:07:04🔗 Caller Somebody call... Anybody out there into real football?

1:07:07🔗 Duran Duran Euro 2000 scores, if anybody knows, please let us know.

1:07:10🔗 Caller It's not going to happen, is it? It's not going to happen.

1:07:11🔗 Duran Duran You know Sweden won two on the ball.

1:07:12🔗 Drew Warren, don't tell me you've fallen prey to this soccer.

1:07:14🔗 Caller Hey, I'll tell you something, guys.

1:07:16🔗 Duran Duran It's great to discover a sport after the age of 40.

1:07:19🔗 Drew Really?

1:07:19🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, it's really great.

1:07:21🔗 Drew Meanwhile, he can't master, babe, but he loves that sock.

1:07:24🔗 Adam You gotta see what's running back inside.

1:07:26🔗 Drew We gotta have something to pass the time. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is here. If someone has the score of Italy versus Turkey, please give us a fax and we'll be back with the band.

1:07:36🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, and you should just rent Belushi videos and wag the dog.

1:07:40🔗 Drew All right, we'll be back after this. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Simon, Nick and Warren. Yeah. All here from Duran Duran. Pop Trash is the name of the CD. We're going to hear.

1:08:29🔗 Adam Is Jimmy Guest around too?

1:08:31🔗 Caller And finally had another track, isn't it?

1:08:32🔗 Caller Yeah, you're going to play Pop Trash movie, aren't you?

1:08:35🔗 Drew Drew's talking about me going down to Oakland tomorrow to try out or work out with the Oakland Raiders.

1:08:41🔗 Caller Oh, how butch.

1:08:42🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm going to have my nuts in a sling when I come on here.

1:08:45🔗 Caller Do you have any problems when you were a kid?

1:08:48🔗 Drew Yeah, I had a lot of them, yeah.

1:08:49🔗 Adam You thought you could play football?

1:08:50🔗 Drew I thought I could play football. That was my problem, yeah.

1:08:52🔗 Duran Duran What position are you going to be playing tomorrow?

1:08:54🔗 Drew I'm going to be playing Sodomy Back. I think it's a new position. The entire team just probes me recklessly.

1:09:02🔗 Caller I thought, I mean, to us guys, to us English guys, it looks like everybody in the football team is playing that game because they all sort of bend over and look expectant.

1:09:11🔗 Caller Yeah, the anal probe. The arm gets an anal probe.

1:09:13🔗 Caller Yes, please be gentle with me. It should be the kind of caption underneath football matches.

1:09:19🔗 Drew I agree. Well, no, I don't want to say anything bad because I'm going to see a bunch of 250-pound, 300-pound guys tomorrow.

1:09:25🔗 Caller At least you're not behind bars with them.

1:09:27🔗 Caller And you're going to like that, huh?

1:09:28🔗 Caller Let's play a song.

1:09:29🔗 Drew All right, you want to do that?

1:09:30🔗 Caller Yeah, let's do that.

1:09:30🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:09:30🔗 Caller Nick is getting surly, by the way.

1:09:31🔗 Drew Hey, can I have a little of that wine?

1:09:37🔗 Caller Yeah, lots of that.

1:09:38🔗 Drew Which one do you want? The Private Reserve? Yeah. Nice, it's nice. Very nice, thanks. I like a little red wine.

1:09:43🔗 Duran Duran Let's see that one. Which one is that?

1:09:44🔗 Drew All right, we're going to hear something off the new CD, Pop Trash. That's fine.

1:09:49🔗 Caller A vase.

1:09:49🔗 Drew And this is called Pop Trash Movie.

1:14:30🔗 Caller Hey, sorry, can I get in to interrupt you? Before you say anything, I've got to say thank you to Smoked, because Smoked just told us it was Italy 1, Turkey, no, sorry, Italy 2, Turkey 1.

1:14:41🔗 Drew Oh, thank God, those IDs won.

1:14:43🔗 Duran Duran Whatever.

1:14:44🔗 Drew That is Duran Duran off of Pop Trash. Pop Trash movies, the name of that. Very rich sounding song, very full sounding song.

1:14:52🔗 Caller I know, it's a real K-Rock song, that one.

1:14:55🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

1:14:56🔗 Caller Kevin Weatherly, wherever you are, boy, you should be playing that one, huh?

1:15:00🔗 Caller I should, funnily enough, I've just opened up one here from Wild Ambition, and she says, or he says, she says, I think, so nice to hear this song on the radio, the entire album is amazing. Well, thank you so much, I mean, you know.

1:15:12🔗 Caller Here on K-Rock.

1:15:13🔗 Drew And you can find the album Pop Trash out Tuesday, and you can see these guys at the Beverly Connection, which is across from the Beverly Center on Tuesday, coincidentally. When the album comes out and also on Thursday on The Tonight Show with Leno.

1:15:27🔗 Caller Not sponsored by K-Rock.

1:15:29🔗 Drew Christina?

1:15:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:31🔗 Drew You're 19.

1:15:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:32🔗 Drew What's up?

1:15:34🔗 Caller Um, actually, I had a question, but...

1:15:37🔗 Caller Don't giggle in the middle of your question.

1:15:40🔗 Caller But I don't want to ask that question anymore because his little sister is listening.

1:15:46🔗 Caller Okay.

1:15:47🔗 Caller So...

1:15:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:48🔗 Caller Actually, I've been in a relationship with a guy for about maybe five years. It's been on and off.

1:15:55🔗 Caller I have a baby with him.

1:15:56🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

1:15:57🔗 Caller And just recently, he's told me, like, a few times that he thinks I'm psycho.

1:16:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:04🔗 Caller But, um, I don't understand why.

1:16:07🔗 Caller And it's just like he'll say it when he's mad. All right.

1:16:11🔗 Drew Is he living with you?

1:16:12🔗 Caller Yeah, I live with him.

1:16:13🔗 Drew Okay. And how old is your child?

1:16:15🔗 Caller She's 10 months.

1:16:16🔗 Drew Okay. So here's your bullet points. Don't get pregnant again, please.

1:16:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:22🔗 Drew Can you do that? Are you using some protection?

1:16:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:26🔗 Caller We use condoms.

1:16:27🔗 Drew I see. Maybe you should get on the birth control pill.

1:16:30🔗 Caller Yeah. I've suggested that.

1:16:32🔗 Drew Okay.

1:16:33🔗 Caller And...

1:16:33🔗 Adam Why did you do it?

1:16:35🔗 Caller He says that, um...

1:16:36🔗 Caller He says?

1:16:37🔗 Caller He thinks that if I get on that, that I'm gonna do stuff with other people.

1:16:42🔗 Caller He's something colossal ass.

1:16:45🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:46🔗 Caller Huh?

1:16:46🔗 Drew He sounds like a real asshole, this guy.

1:16:48🔗 Adam He is a world-class dick.

1:16:50🔗 Drew Thanks, Drew. How old is this guy?

1:16:52🔗 Caller He's 23.

1:16:54🔗 Caller I really...

1:16:55🔗 Caller 23, sorry.

1:16:57🔗 Drew He's 23 and you've been dating him for five years? So when he was 18, you were 14?

1:17:03🔗 Caller It was on and off. Yeah.

1:17:05🔗 Caller I didn't have sex with him.

1:17:06🔗 Drew What's he do? What branch of construction is he in?

1:17:10🔗 Caller Um, he's a musician.

1:17:12🔗 Drew Musician? Oh, dear Lord. Take your child and run. Really? Is he a professional musician?

1:17:21🔗 Caller He's headed that way.

1:17:23🔗 Drew What's he do? I'm gonna start a band in a few years. Meanwhile, I'm doing the radio. What's he do for a living?

1:17:30🔗 Caller Um, well, he's a musician. I mean, that's what he does.

1:17:35🔗 Drew He makes a living from doing music.

1:17:39🔗 Caller Um, I wouldn't say that.

1:17:41🔗 Drew What does he do for a living?

1:17:42🔗 Duran Duran He must sell drugs or something.

1:17:44🔗 Drew Jesus Christ. I can see why he thinks you're nuts.

1:17:48🔗 Duran Duran He doesn't teach, does he?

1:17:49🔗 Adam No.

1:17:50🔗 Drew What does he do for a living?

1:17:51🔗 Adam How does he support you and the child?

1:17:55🔗 Caller Uh, I actually do that.

1:17:58🔗 Caller He gets money, though.

1:17:59🔗 Caller How?

1:18:01🔗 Caller He's disabled.

1:18:03🔗 Drew He's disabled?

1:18:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:05🔗 Drew What happened?

1:18:05🔗 Caller He was born with a condition.

1:18:08🔗 Drew He can play the guitar, but he can't go to work, right?

1:18:11🔗 Caller Well, he can't do, like, a lot of labor and stuff.

1:18:14🔗 Drew I see.

1:18:16🔗 Caller He's not being an asshole.

1:18:17🔗 Caller He does make extra money.

1:18:18🔗 Caller He's, like, done, like, stuff in, like, sign shops and stuff.

1:18:23🔗 Caller And he takes care of his daughter with his money.

1:18:25🔗 Drew All right. His daughter is your daughter, right?

1:18:27🔗 Caller Yeah, it's both.

1:18:28🔗 Drew Okay, listen, please don't have any more kids. And just think about the child. And, you know, if you got to get some counseling or work on your problems, fine. I don't trust this guy. I don't like him. But you have a kid. See what you can do with it. I have no idea what your question was.

1:18:46🔗 Caller Yeah, it was just, I was asking if maybe I am psycho.

1:18:49🔗 Caller I don't know if you could tell me that.

1:18:51🔗 Drew Yes. No, there's nothing wrong with you. Just focus on your kid and I don't trust this guy that much. Keep an eye on him.

1:19:01🔗 Adam Just so you know, what was the disability he supposedly had?

1:19:04🔗 Caller He has a skin condition called ectodermal dysplasia.

1:19:07🔗 Duran Duran Does that mean Michael Zabels him?

1:19:09🔗 Drew It means he has a little saggy belly, right?

1:19:13🔗 Adam It means he can get cancers, right? He's prone to cancers and things?

1:19:16🔗 Caller No, it's a...

1:19:17🔗 Drew Because that's soft skin, right?

1:19:19🔗 Caller No, he doesn't have sweat glands.

1:19:22🔗 Caller But wait a minute, why...

1:19:22🔗 Duran Duran He doesn't have sweat glands.

1:19:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:25🔗 Caller But why...

1:19:25🔗 Duran Duran That's even more reason for him to do manual labor.

1:19:27🔗 Drew That's a good angle, yeah. He won't sync up his shirt.

1:19:31🔗 Adam He'll overheat.

1:19:32🔗 Drew His body will overheat.

1:19:33🔗 Adam Why doesn't he work in an office and require it to be air conditioned?

1:19:35🔗 Caller But why did he think you were psycho?

1:19:38🔗 Caller Because, I don't know, I guess I'm a jealous person.

1:19:42🔗 Drew All right, you two match me. Christina, do me a favor. Take that kid, bring it to the desert and see if you can have some hyenas raise it. So it can have a fighting chance between you two idiots over there.

1:19:55🔗 Adam And by the way, when you guys perform as musicians, don't you work pretty hard at it? I mean, a little harder than somebody sitting behind a desk.

1:20:01🔗 Drew Warren sweats so much, he has to take his shirt off each and every show. I guarantee you that. All right, Christina, please don't screw that kid up. I won't. All right, thank you. Oh my God. These two is mommy and daddy. I'm moving to England. That's it. I'm going to move to England.

1:20:17🔗 Caller I'm moving to England. I'm moving everywhere.

1:20:19🔗 Drew Oh, how dare you.

1:20:21🔗 Duran Duran Me and Simon will split you up, please.

1:20:22🔗 Caller You wouldn't like the weather.

1:20:23🔗 Caller I want to go to Bitha.

1:20:24🔗 Drew I'm going to get a nice flat with Warren. I'm going to wear his fur coat.

1:20:28🔗 Duran Duran Did you see the fur coat? You haven't seen it. Oh, that's been a while.

1:20:31🔗 Drew It's been a while since I've seen you in the fur, but I do remember you that way. On nights when I remember you. You know what I'm saying?

1:20:37🔗 Adam Yeah, think about it.

1:20:38🔗 Drew Yes.

1:20:38🔗 Duran Duran Those Loveline nights.

1:20:40🔗 Drew Oh, yes. You're 24. What's up, Lauren?

1:20:42🔗 Caller What's up, Adam? Dr. Drew, Duran Duran. Basically, I've been dating my boyfriend for six months and this has been serious love for me. But the problem is right now is that we've been sleeping together for a couple months now and he's having trouble maintaining an erection. My first reaction was to ignore it, but it seems to be becoming more and more disturbing for him and I don't know whether it's better to talk about it, is going to make it worse, or to ignore it and act like it's not a big deal.

1:21:19🔗 Adam We've got to take a break here.

1:21:20🔗 Drew All right.

1:21:21🔗 Caller Lauren.

1:21:22🔗 Adam Oh, there it goes.

1:21:23🔗 Drew We're not ignoring you, but we're going to take a quick break. All right. And then Duran Duran is here by the way.

1:21:29🔗 Caller Help us.

1:21:30🔗 Caller I love you guys. You're the first concert I ever went to.

1:21:34🔗 Drew Italy beat Turkey. We found that out. All right. See you in a minute. Lauren, we're going to take a quick break and then we'll get to your boyfriend's erection.

1:21:42🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:21:43🔗 Drew After this.

1:21:44🔗 Caller Back once again.

1:21:46🔗 Caller Love line.

1:21:47🔗 Caller Dr. Drew will be right back before you know it.

1:22:18🔗 Drew It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from Duran Duran. You can find them in the garage. No, you find them in the car park, as they call it, across the street.

1:22:31🔗 Caller They find them in the cupboard underneath the sink, actually.

1:22:34🔗 Drew Next to, yeah, Warren's there, yeah. You can find them on Tuesday when the CD Pop Trash comes out, playing at the Beverly Connection, across the street from the Beverly Center and fabulous Beverly Hills. And then you can find, is it in Beverly Hills? It must just be in Beverly Hills.

1:22:50🔗 Caller Oh, we're not that expensive.

1:22:51🔗 Caller I've got something else to know where they can find some absinthe, Nick.

1:22:55🔗 Caller Do they? Oh, well, isn't it? I would just go to absinthe.com if I were that kind of guy.

1:23:00🔗 Caller Well, I just, you know, here's to absinthe friends.

1:23:03🔗 Caller There you go.

1:23:04🔗 Duran Duran We've got some in Bluebird on the King's Road in London.

1:23:06🔗 Caller Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

1:23:09🔗 Caller Yeah, what's up?

1:23:10🔗 Drew What is up? So, you're 24. You got that boyfriend who loses his erection.

1:23:15🔗 Caller Yeah, but this is my love.

1:23:17🔗 Duran Duran Yeah, how's the floor play situation with you guys?

1:23:20🔗 Caller The floor play is great. I've had to help him in that department a little bit.

1:23:26🔗 Duran Duran What do you mean?

1:23:26🔗 Drew Boy, that didn't sound like a ringing endorsement.

1:23:29🔗 Duran Duran It's great.

1:23:29🔗 Drew The floor play is...

1:23:31🔗 Duran Duran I mean, the floor play should be really great and you should be very erect.

1:23:35🔗 Caller Well, we start off like that. It starts out good and then we get into it and then...

1:23:41🔗 Drew He loses it.

1:23:43🔗 Caller I can tell that he's already freaking out that he's going to lose it.

1:23:46🔗 Caller That's the worst thing. If you freak out, you're going to lose it. Especially if you're thinking about losing it.

1:23:52🔗 Caller I know.

1:23:53🔗 Caller Nothing is more sure than that.

1:23:55🔗 Adam It's not physical. It's mental.

1:23:56🔗 Drew Does he lose it when he's in you?

1:23:58🔗 Caller Yes, exactly.

1:24:00🔗 Adam How long does it last?

1:24:02🔗 Caller Within a few minutes.

1:24:04🔗 Adam Does he have... Is he on any medications?

1:24:05🔗 Caller Nope.

1:24:06🔗 Adam Any medical problems?

1:24:07🔗 Caller None that I know of.

1:24:09🔗 Drew Now, can you get him going again? Can you revive him?

1:24:11🔗 Caller No, because it's just like...

1:24:13🔗 Caller He's just upset.

1:24:14🔗 Caller I mean, he just rolls off me.

1:24:15🔗 Caller Of course, of course.

1:24:16🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:24:17🔗 Drew And does he give you oral sex?

1:24:19🔗 Caller Yes.

1:24:19🔗 Caller I mean, that's fine, but I know this is killing his male ego.

1:24:22🔗 Drew But you know, you said he needed a little help in the foreplay department before.

1:24:27🔗 Caller Well, I mean, he...

1:24:29🔗 Caller He needs us to spend more time. That's all.

1:24:31🔗 Adam Did you tell him that?

1:24:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:33🔗 Caller I mean, not in a way.

1:24:35🔗 Caller I didn't. I just showed him.

1:24:36🔗 Caller I didn't really tell him.

1:24:37🔗 Drew But he should finish you off orally.

1:24:39🔗 Duran Duran You know what I think she should do? I think you should just kind of, you know, get him off without him going in you. Just kind of just take care of him with your hands, with your mouth, do what you can do and just keep talking to him. And don't let him. Don't even let him get inside you.

1:24:55🔗 Drew I bet she couldn't finish him off orally. You think it would work?

1:24:58🔗 Duran Duran I bet he'd be a bit more relaxed.

1:25:00🔗 Caller No, actually, I do that a lot.

1:25:02🔗 Drew You do? And it works?

1:25:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, sometimes I just don't even expect sex. Like, I'll just, he'll come home from work and I'll do that to him.

1:25:08🔗 Drew Hey, you have a sister? Sounds like an ideal woman. Alright, Lauren?

1:25:13🔗 Caller Honestly, I care a lot about him. I just want to make it work out.

1:25:16🔗 Drew Alright, you have to instruct him a little when it comes to working on you. Listen, there's no excuse for not finishing off your partner. I mean, if your penis cops out, your mouth still works, you roll over, go downstairs. She likes that anyway. You give her her orgasm and then she's not complaining.

1:25:34🔗 Adam And she should feel free to talk with him, not in bed, but begin the discussion about what it is they're doing, what he likes, reassure him. He's into this mode where the anxiety, the expectation that's going to happen again is what makes it happen.

1:25:46🔗 Caller It's the kind of thing that can just happen once and you can't stop thinking about it and it happens again and again and again. And in a way you've kind of got to almost distract him from it, I think.

1:25:54🔗 Duran Duran Women have a way, they kind of have a habit of thinking that it's them that's the problem. And that's the worst thing because sometimes a guy could be up really late, not saying it's me. No, no.

1:26:05🔗 Adam And the semen just go back in his mouth.

1:26:08🔗 Duran Duran And you can be doing it for a while and then it just starts going a little bit softer and then it gets back again. And the girl instantly thinks that she's not turning you on and it has nothing to do with that. And it gets the guy, not me, but it gets the guy kind of mad.

1:26:25🔗 Caller Of course it's not you. Of course it's not you.

1:26:27🔗 Caller But I think.

1:26:28🔗 Duran Duran But I think.

1:26:30🔗 Adam In fact, I would think. I'm just thinking about this. If you are really into the person and you start sort of pooping out, it's that much more upsetting to you as the man. It makes it more likely it's going to happen because this shouldn't be happening now. And yet it does and you get more.

1:26:43🔗 Duran Duran You could be thinking about like the other day I was with somebody and the radio was on in the other room.

1:26:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:48🔗 Duran Duran And it was like having noisy neighbors. I didn't want to hear this song that was on and I was thinking about that. And she goes, what's the matter? I said, look, let me just go in the other room and turn the radio off. I turned the radio off, everything was fine.

1:27:00🔗 Drew Wow.

1:27:00🔗 Adam That must have been very reassuring to her.

1:27:02🔗 Drew So the point is, is always have something you can turn off in case there's problems. Toaster oven, radio, what have you. Fritz?

1:27:10🔗 Caller Yes.

1:27:11🔗 Drew You're 19, what's up?

1:27:13🔗 Caller Actually, I have a question for Drew. Yeah. I've got a painful protruding bump under the skin on my anus.

1:27:22🔗 Drew That is your testicles.

1:27:24🔗 Adam No, that could be a like an abscess or a sinus tract.

1:27:29🔗 Drew Ooh, wait a minute.

1:27:30🔗 Adam Fistula.

1:27:30🔗 Drew I may have had one of those. How long has it been there?

1:27:32🔗 Adam It could be a hemorrhoid. These are things that need to be looked at.

1:27:35🔗 Caller Well, it doesn't burn or itch or anything. It's been there about a week.

1:27:38🔗 Adam Yeah, it needs to be looked at.

1:27:39🔗 Drew All right, it's close to your anus.

1:27:41🔗 Caller Yeah, it's right on the rim.

1:27:42🔗 Drew Right on the rim.

1:27:43🔗 Adam It's probably hemorrhoid then.

1:27:44🔗 Drew And it's painful.

1:27:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:46🔗 Drew And it's been there and is it getting worse?

1:27:49🔗 Caller That shit's not going, it's not getting smaller, it's not going away.

1:27:52🔗 Drew Yeah, is it hard to walk?

1:27:54🔗 Caller No.

1:27:54🔗 Drew No.

1:27:55🔗 Adam Hot, hot, for right now, hot baths.

1:27:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:57🔗 Adam Hot baths.

1:27:58🔗 Duran Duran I bet you it'll just disappear in a few days.

1:27:59🔗 Drew Maybe, maybe it's a carbuncle. I had one of those once.

1:28:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:03🔗 Drew Bad news.

1:28:04🔗 Caller Also, also, uh, Drew? Yeah. Have you ever heard of, um, that dude gave up, what's up?

1:28:12🔗 Drew Oh, he didn't have anything on his anus. He wanted to shout out to his peeps. True. But he knew I had something on my anus.

1:28:21🔗 Adam That's right. That's why he brought it up.

1:28:23🔗 Drew He knew he'd find a sympathetic ear, or at least ass. Adam, the caller? You're 14. What's up?

1:28:31🔗 Caller Uh, nothing much.

1:28:32🔗 Caller I'd like to say that you guys are great.

1:28:34🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:28:35🔗 Caller Uh, I've, I've, uh, I've got a question to ask you guys.

1:28:42🔗 Drew Go right ahead.

1:28:42🔗 Caller My dad is like the laziest person in the world. I mean, he's an Internet addict. He, like, stays on the Internet till like 5 o'clock in the morning.

1:28:53🔗 Drew All right. Is that your question?

1:28:56🔗 Caller I wanted to know what should I do about it. I mean, he hardly ever spends any time with me or anything.

1:29:03🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

1:29:04🔗 Caller Plus, I want to read something to you that I may...

1:29:06🔗 Drew Oh, you're going to have to read something. I, I don't trust this guy because his question is something else. Isn't it true? Yeah.

1:29:12🔗 Caller Disqualified.

1:29:14🔗 Drew All right. Let's talk to Grace. Grace.

1:29:16🔗 Caller Hi.

1:29:17🔗 Drew You're 14. What's up?

1:29:18🔗 Caller Yeah. What's up? Duran Duran, you guys rock?

1:29:21🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. We're here.

1:29:23🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew, I love you.

1:29:25🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:29:26🔗 Duran Duran And they rock, too.

1:29:27🔗 Drew We certainly can. Hypothetically, not actually with instruments. You walked in on your cousin masturbating?

1:29:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:34🔗 Caller Or putting away the mints, as they call it here.

1:29:37🔗 Duran Duran Where are you?

1:29:37🔗 Caller Putting away the mints?

1:29:39🔗 Duran Duran Where?

1:29:40🔗 Caller California, Berkeley, California.

1:29:41🔗 Duran Duran Oakland, that's where you're going tomorrow.

1:29:43🔗 Drew That's right.

1:29:43🔗 Duran Duran You're going to be putting away the mints with those big boys tomorrow.

1:29:47🔗 Caller Is that mints, as in mints me, or is it this in like...

1:29:50🔗 Drew Mints about.

1:29:51🔗 Caller I don't know why they call it that.

1:29:52🔗 Caller Is it mints, as in like sort of spear mints and pediments?

1:29:55🔗 Caller I'm not sure why they call it that. It's pretty funny, though.

1:29:58🔗 Drew All right. So, Grace, you walked in on him doing that.

1:30:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:01🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:30:03🔗 Caller He's like 15.

1:30:04🔗 Drew And you can't get this image out of your mind?

1:30:06🔗 Caller No, it's really disturbing.

1:30:07🔗 Caller Does it make you laugh and giggle?

1:30:09🔗 Adam How long ago did this happen?

1:30:11🔗 Caller It was like a couple weeks ago.

1:30:13🔗 Adam Still obsessing about it.

1:30:14🔗 Caller The thing is that I'm like staying with him for a week or so. Or like more. And so it's like really embarrassing whenever I see him around.

1:30:22🔗 Duran Duran Yeah. What did he do when you walked in on him?

1:30:27🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:30:27🔗 Caller He was just like, like, hey, get out of here.

1:30:29🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:30:30🔗 Caller He was like, hey, get out of here. And you like shut the door.

1:30:33🔗 Drew All right. Well, listen, it's more disturbing, the image of you walking in on him for him than it probably is of you. If you're 14, you'll see something else disturbing, God willing, soon, and it will be replaced, you know what I mean? I mean, think about all that disturbing stuff you saw when you were younger. But now it's just been replaced by new disturbing things.

1:30:54🔗 Caller Hey, it could be worse. You could be on Spingo, right?

1:30:56🔗 Drew That's right. Cheers. We'll take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is our guest tonight. We'll be right back after this.

1:31:10🔗 Adam Loveline will be right back.

1:31:33🔗 Drew It's Loveline. Hey, Drew, you know what I figured out? The difference between English people and the Americans are?

1:31:38🔗 Adam What's that?

1:31:39🔗 Drew English like to argue, and Americans like to fight. Because English are good talkers, and they like a good debate, they like a spirited argument. Whereas Americans aren't that smart, someone would punch the other guy halfway into the argument. So Americans actually fight with their fist, whereas Englishmen, they sort of verbally jowl.

1:31:59🔗 Caller So it's like, it sounds like the difference between ice hockey and snooker to me.

1:32:05🔗 Adam We actually had a situation.

1:32:06🔗 Caller Can we get a pompous prize, please?

1:32:08🔗 Adam Right. People would actually start beating each other.

1:32:10🔗 Drew Well, at least they do verbally. That's what I love about that House of Commons or whatever it is where they yell. I love it. It's a great thing out of England since the Beatles. All right. Pop Trash is the name of the CD, Duran Duran. Guys, good to see you again. We're all out of show. The Tonight Show on Thursday and then the Beverly Center, at least across from the Beverly Center on Tuesday, at the car park when the CD comes out. Thanks a lot for coming in.

1:32:43🔗 Caller I'm going to say hello to Tracy and Ty. There you go.

1:32:46🔗 Drew You've done your work.

1:32:48🔗 Duran Duran Right on.

1:32:49🔗 Drew Until next time, it's Adam Crow for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:32:52🔗 Caller Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

1:32:55🔗 Drew Well now.

1:33:04🔗 Adam Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold.

1:33:06🔗 Caller Now, please enjoy these birds.

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