1:58🔗
Drew
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Sunday night, Duran Duran, Matthew Lillard will be in here from all the Scream movies on Monday. And tonight, it's just the love that the two hosts find between each other. My ankle feels much better.
2:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, even as you walked out here last night, you were lecturing me, no, no, no, with me, it peaks out at the first day and has nothing going to stop it.
2:43🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, they didn't have those high-falutin drugs back when I used to sprain my ankle on a regular basis.
2:57🔗
I think you had gout, yeah.
3:00🔗
Drew
One more reason to hate Anderson. Why is it gout? Guy can't twist his ankle without getting gout?
3:06🔗
Adam
The way it came on late and the degree of the heat and the intensity of the swelling and all, the synovitis.
3:19🔗
Yes?
3:23🔗
Caller
I know what it is, but I just was wondering, me and my boyfriend kind of decided that we wanted to try oral sex. And I get the concept of it, but I really don't know how I'll go about it.
3:37🔗
Adam
I'm actually delighted to have questions like this. I thought kids these days are starting at 14.
3:53🔗
Drew
And then you know it also involves his anus, right? No, you know, you know it involves his penis, right? You know that. And you know, are you taking notes, by the way, because I don't want to just be talking.
4:22🔗
Drew
Okay. And is important not to use your teeth or bite down or do anything like that, right?
4:29🔗
Drew
Now, you're going to get a lot of advice from a lot of your screwy girlfriends, but I want you to listen to me.
4:35🔗
Drew
I'm a guy. I have half a penis. I know what I'm talking about. Half? The point is a third of a penis. The point is, is you need to be consistent. You know what I mean? Whatever rhythm you establish, you should stay with that for a little while. Okay. And mostly what guys are looking for is enthusiasm. Not so much technique. I mean, I've never had a BJ that I really didn't like. Certain techniques are better than others, but I've never really had any major complaints.
5:15🔗
Drew
It's like dancing. Maybe you're not the world's greatest dancer, but as long as you're out there really working it, the guys in the band are happy. They want to see you sweating out there a little bit.
5:29🔗
Drew
So, you know, put the thing in your mouth and just get a little consistency going. I'm not exactly sure what the action is. Just see if you can keep your teeth out of there.
5:55🔗
Drew
Well, you discussed oral sex in general, right? So you could assume that maybe some is heading your way as well, right?
6:20🔗
Drew
I could give him tips, but he's not on the phone. So as far as you go, just keep consistent, keep enthusiastic.
6:32🔗
Drew
Yeah, and don't be scared to ask him what he likes or what feels good. You guys will learn together. Be like Sesame Street on his penis. All right?
6:41🔗
Okay.
6:47🔗
Okay.
6:52🔗
Drew
Yeah, Cosmo would suggest that you put, you know, one finger in his anus and the other one up his taint and then take his nuts and try to tie it into some sort of origami swan. Please, ladies, who are you kidding? Leave that ass alone. Leave them nuts alone and just get busy on the penis. That's all we want. And if you want to reach up and tweak a nipple, well, that's your business. I'm not going to stop you from that. I have sensitive nipples.
7:22🔗
Adam
You have an in mind. You're talking about it. Too much. Well, you're not high on Viking and I can't talk to you about it. Last night we had elaborate discussions about our preferences.
7:32🔗
That's why it was easy.
7:33🔗
Drew
Drew, you refused to accept me as a sexual being and that's something we need to talk about. Leslie?
7:39🔗
Hi.
7:45🔗
Guest
Hi. Actually, this is kind of embarrassing for me to talk about, but I feel comfortable talking to you guys, so.
7:53🔗
Guest
Okay. Well, see, there's this girl I work with and she's in her twenties too and I'm really, really attracted to her. Like, I cannot stop staring at her when I'm at work and it's really embarrassing because we'll like meet eyes and stuff and she'll smile at me and I'll just like get all tingly and everything. And well, the thing is I don't really know if she's like that way or whatever.
8:18🔗
Guest
Actually, I don't. I really don't know. I've only talked to her a couple of times. And like I said, I look at her a lot and she knows me and I know her a little bit. And it's just, it's really hard because I want to do something.
8:34🔗
Guest
Well, I don't. I have a boyfriend but I haven't really experimented with women or anything like that before.
8:43🔗
Guest
Well, we've been together for like three and a half years and I'm just kind of getting, you know, kind of experimental ones.
8:50🔗
Adam
Yeah. We have found that sometimes women get this way not because they are so much interested in women, is they're interested in out of the relationship.
9:01🔗
Adam
And this is sort of a safe way out. You're not really cheating on them because after all, it's-
9:17🔗
Guest
I suppose so. I was just kind of wondering if there was like a tactful way I could talk to her and you know-
9:31🔗
Guest
Actually, no. He's into it. I've told him about that I'm interested in this girl and he's always saying-
9:39🔗
Adam
Yeah. If you were eight years older, this relationship would have lasted about six weeks?
9:46🔗
Adam
Yeah, seven weeks. You're not used to making assessments about the relationship, whether you want it to continue, and then how to get out.
9:55🔗
Guest
Well, I don't really want to talk about it. It's kind of like a telemarketing place, but not really telemarketing.
10:53🔗
Guest
I think I could do that. I'm just not quite sure how to. I don't want to scare her away.
10:58🔗
Drew
Well, listen, let me tell you something. Nothing's going to happen unless you get a few cocktails in her.
11:13🔗
Drew
A couple of high balls. Not, how dare you? Not dying to be lesbians in terms of a lifestyle, but they love to have an experience with a woman. I think a lot of women want to have an experience with a woman, almost like they want to check it off a list, say they've done it, sort of satisfy that sexual requirement.
11:37🔗
Adam
You've always said that was a male thing to have the scavenger hunt. The women don't do that so much.
11:40🔗
Drew
They don't as far as the positions and the anal sex and all that kind of stuff, but these days, I think a lot of women feel like they need to experience a woman once.
11:51🔗
Drew
At some point, just to see what everyone's talking about. And that ain't going to happen sober. They need an excuse. Ask her out for a drink.
11:58🔗
Adam
It's not going to scare her off just to say, well, let's spend some time together. If she's going to say yes or no, and that's that.
12:23🔗
Adam
Have you ever seen a doctor about that? Does the blood come after you vomited for a while, then suddenly blood?
12:28🔗
Yeah, like a few ounces.
12:30🔗
Adam
Did you? I don't think you're hearing the question. You vomit several times and then the blood comes?
12:47🔗
I took some Vicodin and some...
12:54🔗
Adam
That's not aspirin. Was there aspirin in any of those pills? No aspirin, no. There are three possibilities from this, or maybe even four. One is that this is some sort of ulcer. Second, and more probably, that this is gastritis, which is an inflammation of the lining of the stomach caused by alcohol. Third would be this is something called a Mallory Weiss tear, which when you vomit, you actually tear the esophagus where it connects with the stomach. And that usually is the cause of the blood that comes later in the vomiting. And it could be esophagitis, erosion of the esophagus. You need to go get yourself some Pepsid or Xantac or Axid, one of those over-the-counter medications. Take two twice a day and see a doctor immediately. Because you may be anemic, you may be losing iron, there could be lots, there could be something else there.
13:36🔗
Adam
Because it will shut off the acid secretion in the meantime if there's an ulcer sitting there or something that could suddenly blow.
13:43🔗
Drew
Really? One time when I was in high school after a good night of a chugging white wine, I threw up so hard my eyelids were bloodshot.
14:01🔗
Drew
Well, actually, I shouldn't use the word bloodshot because you would assume that was the whites of my eyes. But there were bloodshot in the sense that you could see the veins in them. It didn't look like a black eye.
14:28🔗
Drew
I was vomiting so hard for so long that I blew out my eyelids. My sister found me in the driveway from the neck up, from.
14:46🔗
Drew
I just had my eyelids because my eyes were bulging the whole time. I crawled home from whatever party I was at. I threw up in the shrub on my front driveway and then I passed out in the driveway. I was passed out there for a few hours. I think my sister came home and found me. Then I somehow got into my bed. I remember when I woke up the next day, I was in my bed, I had gravel still stuck in my cheek from sleeping on the driveway. Then I just dry heaved the entire next day. I think what caused the blood vessels to burst in my eyelids. But that's some world-class heaving there. When you get a couple of black eyes at the end of it. Fun story to explain to people too when they're curious about what happened to my eyelids.
15:40🔗
Drew
No. I drank a half bottle of white wine that a guy named Chet stole from the 7-Eleven he was working in.
16:11🔗
Caller
Yeah. First of all, Dr. Drew, I know that you're a busy man, but I thought I had to ask you if you have ever had the opportunity to read the book, Natural History of Rape, and if you have, what are your thoughts on it?
16:30🔗
Adam
And I actually was going to read it. I actually, I think I ordered it at one point. For some reason, I forgot about it when it never arrived. But I will get back to it.
16:37🔗
Drew
Well, as we were talking about on the show a few weeks ago, I had seen Rape the musical off Broadway, but I've never actually read the book.
16:47🔗
Adam
This is a book by a couple of anthropologists, basically, who sort of argue, they make an unpopular argument that rape is sort of out of necessity kind of thing.
17:05🔗
Adam
Well, because the reason I say that is, if I remember right, these guys are not biological anthropologists, per se, and they make a biological...
17:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's what I remember. One of the criticisms was these guys weren't trained to make the kind of argument they were making, so.
17:47🔗
Drew
And I'm guessing men did a fair amount of raping way back when, you know, millions of years ago kind of thing. But it's one of those other things too, that there was a lot of other things that we did back then that are against the law and we're not allowed to do now, does it?
18:02🔗
Drew
Does it mean we can do them? Yeah. All right. Yeah, we don't crap on rocks. Although I did take a leak in the sink of the women's room of the man show today.
18:22🔗
Drew
I couldn't walk in there barefoot. I get ring warm or something, right? Stepping some elephant dung in this place.
18:32🔗
Caller
My actual question that I had for you. My girlfriend said to me how I like that she's got an inverted uterus.
18:40🔗
Adam
Right. Give me the book. It means the uterus is sort of flipped over in a common, but not sort of anatomically routine position. Let me show Adam here so we understand. I'm getting an anatomy book.
19:16🔗
Drew
There? And how far up? What can I feel if I got my fingers up there? Would I feel that uterus?
19:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, it can cause a little pain during periods and things like that, but it can actually go back.
20:01🔗
Hey, guys, which sink did you pee in, Adam?
20:07🔗
In the room, not where we wash our coffee cups?
20:18🔗
Adam
It's hard for me to get out of that bathroom with him peeing in the sink, I gotta tell you.
20:20🔗
Drew
I sprained my foot yesterday and I was barefoot and I hobbled my way into the bathroom after an hour and a half and eight cups of coffee. I had to go like a raise horse. And I realized I was barefoot and I know what goes on in that bathroom. That floor around the toilet ain't pretty at all. So I take a quick whiz in the sink. I rinse it off real nice. No problems. Unacceptable. That's all good. Hey, you're in sterile, right, Drew?
20:49🔗
Hello?
21:10🔗
Adam
At 15, it's hard for anyone to... First of all, everyone at 15 has a problem, but it's actually difficult to have a real problem because you've got six more years of growth ahead of you.
21:33🔗
Drew
You're one millimeter over five and a half inches? Yeah. You're not a millimeter over. You're 16th over.
21:43🔗
Drew
Yeah, and a standard ruler, which is standard. They don't put military and standard on the same size. One tick either represents a 32nd or a 16th.
22:03🔗
Are you sure?
22:04🔗
I mean, like I've gone on the Internet.
22:12🔗
Adam
It's interesting that for a 15-year-old, it's sort of normal for a male to be preoccupied with his adequacy and his sort of stature and his worth and things. It's a 15-year-old material. It's when we have 40-year-olds calling about the same stuff that it's a problem.
22:25🔗
Drew
Well, as I was saying the other night, I think all men measure their penis once at about the same age.
22:48🔗
Drew
I don't know and I was kidding about it, but the water displacement test is a much more accurate way to do it because you get volume.
22:54🔗
Adam
We've got to be sure to put up or at least report the average volume of the penis too. We've never reported that.
23:05🔗
Drew
Yeah, I mean not only length, but it's length meets girth. It's like when you weigh people, you don't just sort of measure them to see how big they are around or how long they are, you sort of weigh them. In a way, it's weighing the penis via water displacement. How could you do that? Would you be lowered down? Would your erect penis be lowered down into a graduated cylinder?
23:33🔗
Adam
Maybe we could develop some sort of a, you know, those plastic pillows that displace and roll or something. There's some invention we can come up with without all the mess of liquid.
23:44🔗
Drew
I'm going to put the boys on that down at the lamp. All right, we will take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Sasha. Sasha is 16, met a 37-year-old man online who is stalking him. She wants to know what the deal is. We'll tell them after this. Yeah, Nate is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4. Oh, forget about that fax number. We never get any faxes.
24:49🔗
Drew
Ann brings in one every once in a while that says, I talk too much. I got a brillo head and one eyebrow.
24:59🔗
Drew
If you start it with that, I'll certainly find it. If it's anything complimentary, not a snowball's chance in hell. All right. Duran Duran is going to be in here on Sunday night. Matthew Lillard will be in here from all the screen movies on Monday. I have some census thing that somebody sent me. Do you know what that is, Drew?
25:33🔗
Drew
Maybe it is. No, I don't think so. Jesus Christ. Did you have the census guy come by your place, Drew?
25:41🔗
Drew
What is it with these guys? I had a guy come by my house every day for two weeks to leave a note on my- I'm never, ever home, and he was leaving a note on my door. I'm your census guy. The one day I am home, I'm taking a nap and he's hitting a buzzer, and I opened my upstairs window.
25:59🔗
Drew
Pops Corolla is like in his underpants, he's woken from his nap. He had been first napping two weeks, and I opened the upstairs window and I yelled down, who is it? He yells, it's the census guy, and I yelled, beat it. Beat it. Like one of the Bowery Boys or something.
26:19🔗
Drew
So I yelled, beat it, and the guy just took off, and then I woke up an hour later and I felt guilty. I realized the poor son of a bitch is trying to do his job, so I called him up and gave him whatever information he needed. He's like, have you been living in the same residence since April? Yes. Have you been white since April? Yes. Have you been 35 since April? Yes. Thank you.
26:44🔗
Drew
That was it. Now the schools can get all kinds of money. Listen, I don't buy into all that crap by the way. They can figure out who's what and where they're living. Why do they have to send somebody out?
26:58🔗
Drew
Talk to the DMV if you want to find out anything about anybody. And listen, let me explain. Census, Los Angeles, too many people. 50% Mexican, lots of schools, need money. There you go. Send it on over. What do I care? Like I'm using the schools, the libraries, the fire department or anything. I don't use anything. Hey, listen, as far as I'm concerned, the federal government wants to know how much you give Los Angeles, give them nothing. Let everyone rot with me. Who cares if they have any money? Please. Make sure everyone's going to school, everyone's going to libraries. We have enough police, enough firemen. We don't have enough anyway. I want my own police, man. I want my own firemen. Pay enough in taxes. I should get my own. That's all. I want this government to be run like a Vegas casino.
27:51🔗
Drew
You go in there and drop, you know, 15 grand at the roulette table and they give you a suite. You go in there and throw a couple of nickels in a slot machine. What do you get? A watered-down Greyhound and a bus ticket out of town. That's the way Vegas runs. That's the way this country ought to run.
28:11🔗
Adam
Those of you parents out there who are hippies, this is what you get from your kids when they grow up. That's right. If you're a hippie when you raise them, this is what they become later.
28:18🔗
Drew
Listen, I pay 600 grand in taxes. I want my own goddamn fireman. That's it. I want to wait outside the house with a hose in case there's trouble. I want my own policeman and I want to be able to tell the garbage man when he comes. I'll pick the day. Come on Wednesday about two. I'm usually at work. No problems. Not tomorrow morning at 5.45. Don't worry, he'll be there.
28:45🔗
Caller
Well, I've got a little problem. I just moved down here from California. I'd lived there for 11 years and I came down here to live with my dad.
29:02🔗
Caller
Yeah. I have really no friends down here and no one to really talk to. So I got on the Internet and started talking to people there. And I got an instant message from somebody who had read my profile.
29:19🔗
Caller
Just like my interests and everything and my age and like where I live and just my situation overall.
29:33🔗
Adam
Not to sound sort of pandering, but at drdrew.com, we really do have great chat rooms. We really do. People will come and support you. I mean, you could actually deal with this problem with the support from that community. Okay.
29:47🔗
Caller
Well, he told me that he was about 17 and I'm openly gay. And he told me that he was gay and everything. And so we started talking and we talked for a couple of days over the Internet. And he asked me for my number so that we could talk over the phone. And I gave him my number and he called me and we talked for a while. And after that, he asked me to send me his picture, or my picture, and he was going to send me his picture. And when I got his picture, I noticed that he didn't look like 17 at all or anywhere near it. And I asked him about it and he's like, well, I have to tell you that I'm really 37 and all this stuff. And I was pretty shocked. So I told him, no offense, but I really don't want to associate with somebody your age because I think that's kind of scary. There's a lot of people in the world. Even though, even though there's like a lot of nice people also.
30:50🔗
Yeah.
31:01🔗
Beat it.
31:06🔗
Caller
Well he continues to call me and just Saturday he told me, he called me up and he said I reserved a hotel room in Miami Beach. He's in West Palm. And he said that he reserved a hotel room in Miami Beach and that he was coming down. He was going to see me and meet me and all this stuff like that. And I told him that I was going to be able to. I was busy and I told him that I already told him that I really don't want to have anything to do with it.
31:32🔗
Drew
Listen, Sasha, you got to tell him your dad found out now and he's reeling and you can't talk.
31:46🔗
All right, but listen.
31:49🔗
Drew
Listen, who knows what this guy actually does and what he tells you and all that kind of stuff. I know you're lonely, Sasha. And here's the problem. There's a part of you that likes the attention and it's keeping this going. And you have to cut that off.
32:04🔗
Adam
You have to. The parents are fine. You're going to tell your parents. They had found out and they're beginning to talk to police and to keep a record of all this. Keep printed out to whatever you to keep a record of this.
32:21🔗
Drew
Here's the deal, everybody. I haven't given this analogy in quite some time, but it's a solid one. Whoever you are, gay, straight, whatever your situation is, if you have somebody calling you and they're bugging you, here's what you have to give them. Zero. Zero. Because there's a lot of people, especially F'd up people, especially 37 year old guys that are trying to bang 17 year old kids, who can go a pretty good, if they were a car, they could make it from California to Utah in a gallon of gas, do you know what I mean? It doesn't take much to keep these guys going. Your average person realizes, hey, this person's not interested in me, I'm not going to bang my head against the wall, it's embarrassing, I'm moving on. But guys who stalk people, these types of guys.
33:12🔗
Drew
Yeah. Oh my god. You drive me insane. And so here's the deal. The analogy is this, they're like a stray cat that shows up in your yard. You feed it a couple of nights, it'll come back every night, every night. That'll be your cat, by the way. Now, you cannot want the cat to go away and say, I'm only going to give it a half a bowl of milk.
33:35🔗
Drew
Yeah, I won't give it a full bowl of milk, but I'll give it a couple of tablespoons of milk. It'll still come back, it'll live off of that. That's the deal. The only way to get the cat to go is give it nothing. And it's still coming back for a few nights, just out of memory. But a few nights of nothing, it'll go away. And that's what you have to give nothing. Mike? Yes. You're 21.
33:59🔗
Caller
Well, I always have a real bad problem with keeping stamina up, I guess, during sex. I always either ejaculate too soon or just go soft. And I was just curious.
34:24🔗
Adam
Any sort of issues we should be aware of that might be contributing to your feeling ambivalent about being sexual?
34:50🔗
Caller
I don't know. Maybe 30, 40 seconds. I know that whenever I drink alcohol, I can go longer.
35:06🔗
Drew
Wow. You're pretty much either on the way up or on the way down. You don't have any actual erection time. There's getting the erection and losing the erection. And then there's that moment where they cross. You know what I'm saying? But that's it. It's like those NASA airplanes that head up real steep and then arc down, and you float around for a few seconds, simulate a little space. But really, if you think about it, they're either on their way up or on their way down, although you get to float around for 30 seconds. That's about it.
35:40🔗
Adam
That is not, that's a tough one. Because you can't have him, well you could, I guess, to have him try to ejaculate beforehand, see if an erection sustains.
36:55🔗
Drew
All right, but listen, Mike, with the penis that you got, I would quit breathing in order to see if that helped my problem, you know what I'm saying?
37:43🔗
Drew
That's a lot. I mean, listen, I don't want to sound too old-fashioned, but four or five joints a day every day for three years, makes for a fair amount of weed.
37:56🔗
Drew
Yes. He is detached from his penis. He has no control over his penis. His penis is probably out robbing a bank right now.
38:01🔗
Adam
Well, it's interesting. The frontal lobe, he's a little old for this, but in younger males, the right frontal lobe has been shown to shrink after a year of pot. And a heavy pot like this, and boy.
38:19🔗
Drew
Well, it is. I'll tell you why it's a problem. Because if you were telling me you're taking a few tokes off a joint every day at night after you got home from work to unwind or something, that's.
38:40🔗
Adam
And there are many, many more physical problems that come, Mike. Chronic bronchitis, depression, anxiety attacks. They'll come.
39:01🔗
Caller
Probably the last two years. My girlfriend and I have been together for about two years since it's been going on, about the length of that.
39:11🔗
Adam
If you don't, listen, if you don't think you're addicted to pot, just think about this. Insert any other word there other than marijuana and you're doing that thing and it's affecting your penis function profoundly for two years and you haven't even considered stopping yet. Is that not addiction?
39:40🔗
Drew
Where's the Mayo Clinic? Where's the Bethesda, Maryland? Naval Hospital. Naval Hospital. Walter Reed. Whichever one's closer.
39:49🔗
Drew
Thank you for immediate evaluation. That's a horrible penis, Ed Mycast. All right. Speaking of horrible penises, Dr. Drew's over here. He's a board certified physician. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Keith, wife no longer sexually aroused by him.
40:07🔗
Drew
Oh, wants to know how to spice it up. Oh, yeah. She can squeeze that big fat ass into some lingerie. That's going to do it, right, Drew?
40:20🔗
We'll be right back with more Loveline.
40:55🔗
Drew
Yeah, hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew over there, Durand Durand will be in here on Sunday. Ooh, I'm getting a little gassy tonight, Drew. You may get some of that.
41:14🔗
Caller
Well, it's like this, I come home from work, I wanna have, my wife wants to have sex with me, and it's like, you know, I don't wanna please her, so I, you know, I oblige to it.
41:27🔗
Caller
Yeah, I go at it, and it takes me forever to reach orgasm, and it's just like, you know, two, three hours, and we have to stop because it starts to hurt her.
42:04🔗
Caller
Oh, yes, very. She's, you know, she's very attractive, you know. She's not overweight.
42:10🔗
Drew
What do you mean, you're very attracted to her? How can you be very attracted to her and look at sex as such a chore?
42:16🔗
Caller
Well, I, you know, I don't know. She's, you know, she's my wife, you know. I love her to death, you know. I just, just when we, you know, it happens every often. It doesn't happen all the time, you know.
43:25🔗
Drew
Alright. Here's the point. Why don't you have yourself a little sex, you know, half hour, 35 minutes, then finish her off with some oral sex?
43:38🔗
Caller
Would you think it would be relationship-wise as like, you know, she's kind of over, I don't know how to put it, she's very mean to me a lot of times. We think that can count as part of our sexual. Yeah.
43:56🔗
Adam
Absolutely. If you're angry in some level again with her or if there's some meaning to this for you. Absolutely. How often are you guys actually having sex?
44:13🔗
Caller
It happens occasionally and we don't have sex that often, hardly anymore because of it.
44:24🔗
Caller
She's like that. I don't know. She's like, she yells at me all the time. She screams and cusses at me.
44:30🔗
Drew
Well, listen, if you were in me for three hours, I'd be yelling too. All right. Here's the deal. Get a little counseling. Try to work out the part about her being mean to you.
44:47🔗
Drew
It usually doesn't hurt a guy from the sex though. Guys are like, hey, all right bitch. Just as long as we're not laughing so hard now, are we? Oh, it hurts, does it? Yeah, good. Want a little more? Yeah, Moxonel. Moxonel.
45:01🔗
But, well, hey, mommy.
45:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, partly about that, he goes, oh, that happens occasionally. How often does it happen? Once or twice a week. Well, how often do you have sex?
45:17🔗
Drew
All right. He was straight. You guys got to get a little counseling. Yeah, it's therapy time. No excuse for being mean. Amanda?
45:28🔗
Oh, my son is four and we hang around with these people that, you know, my fiance is grown up with and that. Well, they have a little boy that's five and they play good together, but the five-year-old always wants to play with my son's penis. I've caught him twice and we talked to him and I told my son, that's bad. You know, don't let nobody touch it but you. Well, just the other day, they were outside playing and the little five-year-old took my son behind the shed and started, you know, flicking his penis and just won't leave it alone. And I don't know how to...
46:13🔗
Adam
Why the hell do you let this child continue to play with your child? What? Amanda, why the hell do you allow this child to continue to play with your child?
46:23🔗
Well, I don't anymore but I don't know if it's going to have, make my son have problems when he's older or what.
46:42🔗
Well, how do I, because these are really good friends.
46:54🔗
Yeah.
46:54🔗
Drew
You're the wife. You know what I mean? You tell your husband or your fiance and if someone has to drop the bomb, he's got to drop the bomb on them.
47:05🔗
Well, I've already freaked out and got the kid so totally scared of me that I don't even think that he ever wants to see me again.
47:14🔗
Drew
All right. Well, good. It's solved itself. But if this is a problem, talk to your fiance about it.
47:21🔗
Right.
47:23🔗
Well, at first, they were just like, well, boys will be boys. It's a little-
47:32🔗
Yes, right. First time, I was like, okay, I let it slide. Then the second time, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is a problem here.
47:41🔗
Adam
Listen, people never want to acknowledge what their kids are up to. They don't want to see any potential problems.
47:54🔗
Drew
That's why I don't want kids. I don't know. I'm going to just carry a squirt bottle around with vinegar in it. My kid does anything. I just squirt them right in the eye.
48:04🔗
Drew
Yeah, I might not be able to get to them. A newspaper doesn't have the kind of range I like in a weapon.
48:11🔗
Drew
Yeah, but I don't want to get up off the lawn chair if he's across the yard. That's what I'm saying, Drew. Use your head. All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.
48:22🔗
Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
49:06🔗
Drew
Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, Duran Duran, Sunday Night. Phone number, 1-800-LE-VE-191. And let's get back to what makes the show so popular beside me. That is the caller.
49:24🔗
Thank God for Dr. Drew.
49:26🔗
Not Dr. Adam.
49:27🔗
Drew
I don't see a doctor in front of your name, Mr. Big Mouth. David Allen Grier, everybody.
49:40🔗
My question is, I'm fully developed in the genital region, I should say. But I have no pit hair or anything. I was wondering.
49:53🔗
No.
49:53🔗
Like all on my arm, yeah.
49:55🔗
Yeah.
49:59🔗
Well, yeah.
50:04🔗
Yeah.
50:05🔗
Yeah.
50:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. It may just have yet to come in. The fact that it's hard, you have to see these things to know whether he's describing this actually accurately. It could be part of a generalized underdevelopment.
50:31🔗
Drew
Please. The pit hair is nothing. It holds the deodorant and it helps so the deodorant doesn't roll down your arm.
50:42🔗
Drew
They get along just fine without that pit hair. That's right. It's not a great thing. It just kind of keeps the stinking and hangs out when you wear a tank top. I don't know why God did that. I really don't. Anna?
50:53🔗
Yes.
50:57🔗
Caller
My question is, is it safe to take birth control pills that are not prescribed for me?
51:06🔗
Caller
Because my boyfriend's cousin works with a gynecologist and she can get a hold of birth control pills. I was wondering if I can do that instead of going through the pap smear.
51:16🔗
Adam
Well, why don't you want to have a pap smear if you're sexually active? You've got to have that. Do you understand why people get that?
51:26🔗
Adam
Right. That kills young women. It's a common cancer in young women. It's totally curable if you pick it up early enough.
51:36🔗
Adam
Here's what you can do though, is you can ask your doctor, get a pap smear, have it under any nurse practitioner or clinic, do the proper screening and get a recommendation for the pill and then have your friend get the samples. That's legitimate to do that. We hand out samples all the time. It doesn't matter if they came out of somebody's closet or somebody else's closet, as long as somebody is supervising and advising you.
51:57🔗
Drew
Okay. All right, Anna, get your pap smeared as it were. All right? Yeah. What's up with all those samples? There's a lot of good drug samples out there.
52:11🔗
Adam
They give out new stuff. They give out stuff they're trying to get you to use, just to get going with. Once you're in, then they stop sampling it.
52:22🔗
Adam
What is your favorite? Vicodin. See, Vicodin got complex with ibuprofen. They have Vicoprofen.
52:33🔗
Drew
When the peanut butter hit the chocolate and the Reese's commercial, those are my two new drugs.
52:43🔗
Adam
Thank you, Drew. But the point is, why are people so focused on one pill? Why does it make a difference to people?
52:50🔗
Drew
We're living in a convenient society. I don't care about that. I do like a Valium. Can you get me one of those? I took a Valium once.
53:01🔗
Adam
It's going to be every night that you pressure me to bring you illicit drugs or control drugs.
53:05🔗
Drew
You want to keep this show going, you keep me in the right mood. Understand? I can't come in here and perform like a monkey unless I'm in the right mood.
53:11🔗
Adam
I can't do last night like I've not enjoyed during the five years. I'm tempted to be a co-host.
53:15🔗
Drew
You think you enjoyed me on Vicodin. If you liked me on Vicodin, you're going to love me on Valium.
53:25🔗
Oh, nice.
53:29🔗
Yes.
53:31🔗
Caller
Yes. My girlfriend, she'll be walking down the mall or something like that and a guy will come up to her and try to hook up with her or whatever like that and be like, you're good looking, can I get your number or something like that and she'll give him her number. Do I have a right to be mad about that?
53:49🔗
Adam
She should be dating other people. Does she believe your boyfriend or girlfriend? Does she know that?
53:57🔗
Adam
That is terribly thoughtless and disrespectful of your feelings, I think. Then to be defensive when you're upset, that's not a relationship. That's gone. There's nothing there then.
54:07🔗
Caller
Because also I said something to her about that. And she just like, I don't know, like all her friends that are girls were like, oh, why are you getting so mad about that or whatever? And then all my friends that are guys are like, yeah, I'd be pissed.
54:22🔗
Adam
Yeah. She want to play parcheasy with these guys? I mean, what is it that she's given the number out for?
54:39🔗
Drew
Well, listen, Jack, what would she say if she was talking to us that she does? Would she say that?
54:45🔗
Adam
Well, why don't you just start collecting phone numbers in front of her for other women?
55:00🔗
Drew
Listen, guys, start used to acting right. Here's the problem, quite frankly. You get a little bit older and you figure a few things out, but you have so many horrible habits relationship-wise, that it ends up bleeding in your adult life. You get started at 15, you're confused, you take a stand where you shouldn't take a stand, you don't take a stand, where you need to take a stand. You know what I'm saying?
55:30🔗
Adam
Well, and also people get used to it sort of rationalizing, like I was explained to her that this upsets me, and to people that age and to a six-year-old, you don't spend any time explaining. Action, and swift and complete. That's it.
55:55🔗
Caller
Yeah, first of all, I just want to say you two guys are great, and it's an honor to be able to talk to such fine role models of today's youth such as y'all.
56:06🔗
Drew
That's right, you're an a-hole model, but I'm a role model. Thanks very much. What's up?
56:11🔗
Caller
All right, I got a couple questions. First of all, I was wondering what are, if any, the long-term effects of using ketamine?
56:19🔗
Adam
I don't think people know yet. I have a couple of chronic ketamine using patients, and they seem to me to have some mild chronic something. I can't quite put my finger on it, because they all have a little personality shift, and they have a little mood problem, but I don't know quite what it is. It's not been well-documented to my reading the literature yet.
56:42🔗
Adam
It's not a big deal. Ketamine causes addiction, usually with other things. And it's certainly not a safe medicine. It's a dissociative anesthetic. It's something you believe we use in very controlled circumstances. And like any chemical, eventually it's going to have some effect that's not good. There's no free lunch in nature. There will always be side effects of every chemical taken regularly.
57:05🔗
Caller
Okay. All right. And my other question was for about two or three months, I was doing a whole lot of really heavy drugs and...
57:15🔗
Adam
That's the thing about ketamine. When people do ketamine, they're always doing other stuff. That makes it hard to sort out what's the ketamine, what's other things.
57:22🔗
Caller
Yeah, I was mostly doing it like with other things or whatnot. But I heard somewhere that it can jugs in like a damage of sperm after doing it a whole lot.
57:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, but probably not a big deal. Not nearly as big a deal as what it's doing to your brain.
57:37🔗
Drew
Oh, we should all be so lucky as a society that Clayton doesn't have any youngins. It's fine. What's fine? Your sperm's fine. I took my sperm out once, hit it with a shoe on the sidewalk, did nothing. It was fine.
58:30🔗
Yeah.
58:41🔗
Caller
I felt really good about myself, you know? But it seemed like after I had my daughter, it's like I feel really bad about myself. Like I look in the mirror and sometimes I like cry because I feel my body is like ruined now.
58:58🔗
Caller
No, it's like it has a little, you know? It's like before I got pregnant, I really did look nice, but now I've got like stretch marks and stuff, you know?
59:14🔗
Adam
Shanti, postpartum depression is depressions that occur up to a year after delivery, and they can be quite severe, and so things that would not have been stressful or would not have been felt so bad in the setting of a severe depression can feel overwhelming and awful. And guilt and worthlessness and those sorts of feelings are typical of a depression.
59:31🔗
Caller
Well, no, it's not like that really. She'll be two in July, so I don't think it could be the postpartum still.
59:38🔗
Caller
It kind of, I guess it's because of my fiancee. I don't know. It's her father that I'm still with.
59:44🔗
Drew
I see. Well, you're 17. You have a two-year-old. There's a math here. Were you pregnant at 14? Good times.
1:00:03🔗
Drew
Oh, you could bowl me over with a feather. Who would have guessed? Pregnant at 14, living a hard life?
1:01:17🔗
Know what I'm saying?
1:01:29🔗
Caller
Well, not hung in. We've been there together. You know what I mean? We're together. We're getting married next month.
1:02:08🔗
Drew
Well, listen, he's a construction guy. That's fine. So you're 17. How far to seed can you go at 17?
1:02:19🔗
Drew
Really? Okay. So listen, Shanti, maybe you're a little depressed. Please don't have any more kids.
1:03:03🔗
Drew
Right. All right. Hey, okay. You're fine. I don't know. Listen, start working out. How about that?
1:03:11🔗
Adam
Yeah. Keep taking care of yourself, build some esteem, focus on, keep your priorities intact. I would really look into getting that depression treated because it might help you do what you need to do.
1:03:22🔗
Drew
And for Christ's sake, don't let your daughter get pregnant at 14 or 15. Please, just break that whole cycle. Oh, I'll tell you. Now, see, here's the deal, Drew, and here's my plan when I'm in charge.
1:03:44🔗
Drew
Lo and behold, and magically, she gives birth to Shanti and God knows how many other people. She's pregnant at 14.
1:04:08🔗
Drew
I'll tell you what I do. I label her high-risk and I put her on the birth control on her 12th birthday. And there she will stay until she graduates from college.
1:04:21🔗
Adam
How about just put the morning-after pill in her glove compartment or in her medicine cabinet?
1:04:30🔗
Drew
Oh. I will administer that with an air rifle from hundreds of yards away using a scope and a jeep that they use in Docterri. You know, it's kind of jeeps where-
1:04:54🔗
Drew
Windows that fold down and there's sort of a place on the fender you can sort of sit while you're driving. It's like a sort of rumble seat up front where the front bumper is.
1:05:06🔗
Drew
Yeah, you speed up, you get next to the rhino, you lay this big bamboo stick across and you jump on it.
1:05:21🔗
Drew
I don't know the Docterri theme song. I might be able to do the rat patrol theme song. Drew, no one knows the Docterri theme song. How dare you. That was a...
1:05:49🔗
Caller
Okay. I've been with my girlfriend for almost a year and a half and we've got a pretty good sex life. There's just one thing. She always likes to be, like, held down. I mean, nothing ultra kinky, but sometimes I like to, like, try to experiment with other positions and I'm wondering, how exactly would you suggest I go about that?
1:06:25🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, she hasn't totally... Yeah, she pretty much won't allow it. I mean, it's...
1:06:40🔗
Drew
I stopped listening an hour ago. What do you mean she likes to be held down? How does that work?
1:06:46🔗
Caller
You know, she'll be laying there and she'll want me to get on top of her, you know, hold her hands down and go at it.
1:06:55🔗
Caller
And I'm sort of trying to try other positions and she's like, she won't really participate unless we're in that specific position.
1:07:12🔗
Caller
She just won't do anything. She'll just sort of get off and, you know, say, hey, let's talk. Let's talk.
1:07:24🔗
It's ringing.
1:07:30🔗
Drew
The temerity. Listen, you need to take charge in there, Aaron. You're the man and that's what she's saying. Anybody who wants to be held down wants a guy to be in charge.
1:07:48🔗
Drew
Alright. Let me explain what it means to be a man in the sack. Thank you, Drew. I'm glad you brought that up. Women like it when guys are in charge. Now, that does not mean evil dictator.
1:08:02🔗
Drew
No. It's more camp counselor in charge. It's a sprinkling of Nazi Gestapo type in there, you know?
1:08:13🔗
Drew
They respond to it. A little disciplined. It's a little camp counselor and a little drill instructor from the army.
1:08:22🔗
Adam
Yeah. But if the guys aren't believing it, if they don't feel assertive, and I mean assertive, not aggressive, then it goes, it goes backfires.
1:08:31🔗
Get on your knees, scumbag!
1:08:33🔗
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1:08:36🔗
Yeah.
1:08:36🔗
Drew
One of the best movies ever. At least the first out. Thank you. Anderson's excited. He doesn't know Dr. Tari, but I know full metal jacket. Yeah. Women want men to be in control. They constantly complain. Let me, let me, here's something that's analogous. Kids and dogs, same way. They raise hell when somebody tells them what to do. Like kids, like sit down, get in the back seat, quiet down, here's what we're doing, put a jacket on, eat your, eat your vegetables. Dogs do the same thing. You know, I yank on the leash. Ultimately, they feel better. They're more secure. Not in every aspect of life. I'm telling you in the bedroom, that is the man's domain. He must take control in that bedroom. That doesn't mean smacking anybody. That doesn't mean hurting anybody. That means there's two people here and one of us is leading and the other's following and I'm doing the leading. And just as long as you don't walk into the quicksand or the swamp, you'll be fine.
1:09:35🔗
Adam
I'm just thinking about with kids, you have to be really firm and lots of follow through and no hesitation. If you let down for a second, pow, off they go.
1:09:48🔗
Drew
You can't say to a woman, I don't know, you want to do, you know, first of all, you can't sound like like a beaver talking to Wally. You want to do like a wheelbarrow or do you want to go with the doggy? I don't want to hurt you. Whatever you want to do. Now, just start doing it. Act like you know what you're doing. Take charge. They will appreciate that. I guarantee 99% of them will. What was I going to say? I'm giving you oral sex start now. Right? There you go. That's what you do.
1:10:20🔗
Drew
That's right. Then I even take it even further. I say to the ladies, fake orgasm and now and I cue them.
1:10:29🔗
Drew
I actually, if I'm performing oral sex and I hold my hand up, and I do that thing they do on TV with the hand, five, four, three, two, and then the finger.
1:10:40🔗
Drew
Yeah. When I get too much on the fake orgasm, I give them the reel it in, reel it in, and then sometimes if they're not orgasming long enough, I give them the stretch. That's another TV thing. It's like you're pulling taffy between your two hands. Stretch it out, stretch it out, and then when they're right at the right spot, I hold my hand up and I make a fist. Good. That's good. Right there. Stop. See what I'm saying, Drew? Yeah.
1:11:04🔗
Drew
I certainly have. And backing in the parking spaces because they use the same, you know, when people guide you in the parking spaces, same moves they use on TV when they're standing next to the camera. All right, we're going to take a little break while we come back this week with Donald. What's the procedure of penis implants? We'll tell Donald after this.
1:12:05🔗
Adam
You know how weird that is when you start cramming a mic down between your legs. We're just as we're going on a radio program.
1:12:11🔗
Drew
It's good times. I let a good one fly right before he came in here too. There you go, it's Loveline. I haven't really heard of that. Donald?
1:12:23🔗
Caller
Yes, I am. I just wanted to say to everyone, long time listener and proud watcher of The Man Show.
1:12:39🔗
Caller
Well, I was thinking about getting that procedure of penis implants. I was wondering how you go about that.
1:12:47🔗
Caller
No, I put it on women fine, but there's a lot of positions I can't do because of my size.
1:13:17🔗
Adam
Again, I don't know of any procedure that's particularly effective and sustains and is worth the risk.
1:13:28🔗
Drew
Here's what I know. It was all the rage three, four years ago, four or five years ago. And then I stopped hearing about it. And I'm assuming that a lot of the guys who did the procedure got shut down, maybe their license taken away, what have you. And I just don't see it advertised anymore. But if you want to check it out, I'll tell you where to look. Donald? Yeah? Where do you live?
1:13:54🔗
Drew
Alright. Get yourself one of those like LA Weekly type magazines, I think those are newspapers. Look at the back of one of those things.
1:14:05🔗
Drew
Yeah, 18, he's not doing that much growth. You get yourself, you get like the LA Weekly or whatever those free newspapers, papers that come out on Thursday and they leave them at all the head shops and CD stores and diners, they're all piled up by the cash register. Open those things, all the average, it's all, here's what it is, here's what they sell. They sell strippers, penis enlargers, breast augmentation, and futons.
1:14:43🔗
Yes.
1:14:45🔗
Caller
I was wondering if how much you masturbate will have anything to do with how long you'll last in bed.
1:14:53🔗
Caller
Well, I've heard them both. If you masturbate a lot, you'll have premature ejaculation or not.
1:15:01🔗
Adam
It can help you take command of your sexuality, quite literally. In other words, if you are on a maintenance program like the Corolla maintenance plan, you will last longer because the machinery is not backed up.
1:15:19🔗
Drew
You know what it is? What I mean is like you have a nice car, it's on a maintenance program every 3,000 miles, you get the oil change, you rotate the tires every 10,000 miles, whatever. Mine's more like a indie pit crew. You know what I mean? Whereas we'll use one engine for a race and then rebuild it and put a new one in, rebuild the entire thing, new tires every couple of laps. I mean, it's a very sped up maintenance program I do on my business.
1:16:20🔗
Drew
Farmington is in, I thought it was in Delaware or something. Where is it? We'll try to figure out where we are.
1:16:44🔗
Drew
In New Mexico? Yeah, you better pack some porn. How long are you going to be there? A couple of weeks?
1:17:08🔗
Drew
If I was 15 and I was going to Carlsbad, and by the way, New Mexico in the dead of summer, to just rot away like a cool hand Luke in a sweat box over at Grandma's house. And let me tell you something about the problem about Grandma's house. Let me tell you about old people. They don't feel heat. They don't understand heat. You know who dies in those heat waves? Old people. You know why? They don't notice it. I don't know what happens when you get old. You wear a sweater. You walk down to the store at one in the afternoon in New Mexico in the middle of July, and you put a sweater on before you leave the house. Seriously, you know the stories when a heat wave hits like the Midwest and all these old people are dying? They don't know to open a window and turn a fan on. They won't turn the air on to save their lives. Oh, he's going to go down there, and then it's going to smell like old person, and there's going to be mothballs everywhere. Oh, that's going to be the longest two weeks of his life. I'll tell you, I'd rather go to Rikers Island for two weeks and hang out with inmates from a grandma's house.
1:18:18🔗
Drew
Yeah, that's true, but you know the tough part about being a kid is you just get shipped off places, and that's it. Now, you know, everything I do in life I don't want to do, except for I decided I didn't want to do it, and I'm still doing it. That's totally different than when you get shipped off somewhere. Do you remember that feeling?
1:18:37🔗
Drew
Drew, remember when you were like 11, 9, even 13 or something, and you'd go stay with some aunt or some friend or some family member, or even there were some friend of yours, and you were going to spend a long weekend over at his place, but maybe it was his grandparent's place or some relative's place or something, and you walked in the door Friday about noon.
1:19:02🔗
Drew
And you weren't shipping out until Monday evening, and you walk in the door and you're thinking, Christ, I got to get out of here.
1:19:14🔗
Drew
And it ain't even happening, and the place smells weird. It's got a funky smell to it. And they go, you'll be staying in this room. And you open the door and you look around, it smells funny. There's a weird picture up on the wall, some clown or something scary.
1:19:29🔗
Adam
You imagine waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to go back to sleep and being there.
1:19:32🔗
Drew
Or you do wake up in the middle of the night and you don't know where you are, you just know it smells weird, and you can see that kind of clown face just from the light coming through. And then they always hit you with some kind of weird rule, like take your shoes off before you come into this room or something. Or if you're around in the 70s, here's what you got hit with. Powdered milk. We serve powdered milk. They always eat something weird at someone else's house too. Like they're making sandwiches, but it's deviled ham or liverwurst or some kind of something weird, too much mayonnaise and no tomato and cheese or whatever it is. It's not the way you like it. And it's different and it's weird. And you want to know, like you want to say something, but you're 11 and you're going, oh screw it, this could be a long weekend. And there's no cell phone, no pager, no cable TV, no nothing. You're not renting any videos either. It's not like you got a big night ahead of you.
1:20:39🔗
Drew
You got three channels. And let me tell you what the night is. 145 games of Battleship before you turn into that mothball smelling room.
1:20:50🔗
Drew
Oh, with the old Aunt Claire playing with you around the table. And the other thing is weird too is like I come from a, you know, my family's all screwed up, but they're like atheists and I go to the big pictures of Jesus everywhere. You know, you go stay with the weird religious aunt, and then she starts trying to sort of lay a little of that ideology down on you. That's the other weird thing. Oh, we're eating dinner. Drew, would you like to say grace? Oh, and more powdered milk? Oh, this is weird.
1:21:28🔗
Drew
Oh, I remember I had a friend named Roman. He was like, this guy was from like Chechnya or something. And we went and stayed with his aunt for like three days somewhere, me Roman and this weird Chechnyan aunt. And pictures of God and powdered milk and weird smells and weird rules. And you'll be staying in this room and it's like, oh, no, gonna kill myself.
1:21:53🔗
Thank God.
1:21:54🔗
Drew
John, and let me tell you something, you kids. You now, you kids now, you don't know how good you have it. You can just get lost. Just go rent a movie, turn on the cable, turn on the Internet. You just go get lost in it. But no, we had battleship and don't spill the beans. Don't break the ice and scrabble just to sit around all night. It was like some perpetual camping trip or something would never end. John, you're 20.
1:22:48🔗
Adam
Isn't that kind of a heavy age difference or anything? It's not awful, but it's pretty substantial.
1:23:05🔗
Drew
Yeah. Here's what I'm guessing. Guess mom's going nuts for a reason. Something else. Yeah. What else doesn't she like about you?
1:23:38🔗
Drew
Hold on a second. Let me talk about you to Drew without you're interrupting. John doesn't really sound like 28 to be fair to him.
1:23:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, but again, that may be what mom's freaking out about. And mom may know, mom may have been talking to John's mom for a while about, oh, what are we going to do with John? He's failing out of college.
1:24:40🔗
Caller
What's my training in? I don't have any formal training. I graduated from Cal State Fullerton.
1:24:44🔗
Drew
Yeah, all right. You don't need any training to be a writer. Social commentary. Well, let me tell you what social commentary is. What is it? Why is it the hot dogs come in an eight pack and the buns come in a ten pack? That's your social commentary, right?
1:25:12🔗
Drew
Forget about all this Hispanic nonsense. All right, John. Listen, don't get her pregnant.
1:25:22🔗
Drew
Here's the deal with moms and dads. Although, who knows if her dad's around? I'm guessing her dad's not around. Is her dad around? No. Yeah. Okay. That's why she's into John, by the way. Yeah. How did I know daddy wasn't around? Because she's 19, she's dating daddy now.
1:25:37🔗
Drew
Here it is, though. All the folks that have problems with the in-laws or the parents, parents of the girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever, and for a host of problems, whatever. Sometimes there's an ethnic thing, she's this nationality, she's that religion. Once they get to know you as a person, now this is provided you're a decent person, they'll drop it. Once they see you're sincere, once they see you're taking care of their baby, you're not doing anything weird to them, fine. So just to hang out, there's really nothing to do to expedite that whole thing. Just be a decent guy, let her know you're serious and sincere and she'll leave you alone. Yeah. We'll take a break.
1:26:50🔗
Drew
Hey, Loveline, I'm a big daddy boy. That's Dr. Drew over there. And Duran Duran is going to be in here on Sunday night. We'll talk to those guys. Now, we'll hop back on the phones. Tiffany?
1:27:27🔗
Guest
My question, I guess, is do I need to give it up? I mean, do I need to throw away that battery operated tool in order to have a natural orgasm or am I screwed for the rest of my life now?
1:27:59🔗
Guest
Well, actually, to be honest with you, it's never been that easy for me. So it's not like I orgasm every time.
1:28:11🔗
Guest
Yeah, and that's great sometimes too, but it's just obviously not always going to be that way. Also, they feel, not they, he would feel intimidated, I would think, by that, and not really happy with that.
1:28:33🔗
Oh.
1:29:00🔗
Three, four times a week, care of the five, two, seven days a week.
1:29:08🔗
All right.
1:29:09🔗
Drew
And what do you do with it? Do you just put the tip of it on your clitoris or do you wedge it right up in there?
1:29:16🔗
Drew
Yeah. Yeah. Women, guys don't really realize how much the outer parts of the clitoris are.
1:29:32🔗
Adam
When you were in development, you had a clitoris. It evolved into the penis. Same tissue.
1:30:07🔗
Drew
Okay. Well, why don't you wean yourself? I'll tell you what. Put that vibrator down. And then the next time, if you can pry it out of your greasy hands, and then the next time you guys get it on, you'll be ready for one.
1:30:32🔗
Drew
I know. It's going to be hard, because let me tell you about masturbating no different than diet, no different than anything, quitting cigarettes, whatever. Whatever it is. I mean, whenever I think I got to stop eating so much, here's how it goes.
1:31:04🔗
Drew
Eat. That's right. Eventually, I just eliminate all the other words around it and it's just left with the one word. Booze, cigarette, whatever. All the other stuff goes away and I'm just left with that one word, and then I'm just thinking eat. My mantra becomes eat, not got to stop eating so much.
1:31:23🔗
Drew
Yeah. You want to go on a diet, you just got to forget about eating. You got to not think about it.
1:31:28🔗
Drew
And there's no way. You sit around and go, not going to masturbate, not going to. The hand is down my pants on the third time I think it. It's not going to happen. I don't know what you do though. What do you do?
1:31:46🔗
Yeah.
1:31:51🔗
Caller
My mom, right? She's with this boyfriend. And she, my little sister was telling me that her boyfriend was messing around with her.
1:32:16🔗
Caller
I called the cops. Like right now, my sister's in childcare and she's crying. They won't let family have contact with her. And that's because she's in childcare and she's in a foster home. And they won't let me see her or talk to her. They said no family members right now.
1:32:33🔗
Caller
And like my mom seen her, right? She said to her, you can shut the door. And then she was telling her mom, you know, you've seen it. You know, you see it. She's like, no, Mihaj, I don't know what you're talking about. You're lying. And my mom's white and she wants to be Mexican.
1:33:06🔗
Caller
My dad, he's white. And that's why they broke up because she wants to be Mexican. And my dad said, no, you're white. I didn't marry no Mexican. I married a white girl.
1:33:22🔗
Drew
Miha is a girl and the Miha is a guy. The O is masculine in Spanish. Yes. Here's what I learned in Four Semesters of Spanish. Mi amo es Paco. I don't even know what my name is. Paco. I'm guessing it means Adam in Spanish.
1:33:43🔗
Caller
She was like, and she told her mom several times that he messed up. She goes, no, she didn't. No, he didn't.
1:33:56🔗
Adam
Suzanne, I'm sorry going through this. I'm sorry your sister is suffering, but it's the best circumstance for a tough situation. It doesn't sound like your mom's in a position to be in command of the ship right now.
1:34:12🔗
Caller
No, actually she didn't get removed from the family like that. She just got removed from my mom and no family members can go see her right now.
1:34:34🔗
Drew
Listen to me. I have seven seconds left to talk to you, but I'm going to dedicate the entire seven to you. Wait, I'm sorry. It's down to three now. No, listen to me, Miho. Don't get pregnant. Don't look at all guys as daddy. Do be careful with the guys. Go to college, study, move out. Do you understand me? Yes. Have a good life. Don't ruin your life.
1:35:01🔗
Drew
Have good friends, not the ones who wear too much eye shadow and their hair feathered back. Understand? Don't get pregnant. Please don't get pregnant. Not for a long time, okay?
1:35:54🔗
Drew
Well, there you have it. Another fabulous Loveline Week wrapped up and in the ground. I want to thank the beautiful Danielle for fetching the coffee and doing the phones and keeping us happy and doing the work of tent. All 89 pounds of her over here. I want to thank producer Anne for putting her feminine stink on the show, back, making an impact and booking, doing, making and being. I want to thank Anderson, engineer Anderson for pushing the knobs, turning the buttons and doing all the right things. So, actually be turning the knobs and pushing the buttons, but it's late and I'm tired. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.