Wednesday, June 7, 2000

1:29🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

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1:37🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:39🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline.

1:43🔗 Adam Yep, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Facts number 3108-54-44-55. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. I heard that.

1:57🔗 Drew You're all right.

1:57🔗 Adam You're fine. Finally, that title is paying dividends because I wrenched a hell out of my ankle today. I thought I was fine. The thing went south on me about eight o'clock tonight, and I was crawling around naked on my upstairs floor today at about 9.20, trying to figure out how I was going to get down the 3,000 stairs between me and my car. I drove all the way over here in second gear because I didn't want to hit the clutch.

2:25🔗 Drew Because your ankle is so messed up.

2:27🔗 Adam I don't think it's that messed up, but man does it hurt.

2:29🔗 Drew It's messed up.

2:30🔗 Tell them what happened.

2:32🔗 Adam I twisted it on the beach today doing a man show shoot, put a little ice on it, felt fine, and man it just kicked in like Gang Busters about eight o'clock, and now it's getting puffy. And thank heaven for Drew because he gave me some ibuprofen. Right?

2:49🔗 Drew I'm going to rescue tonight. Your buddy's here.

2:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:51🔗 Drew It's going to be better. By the end of the show, this thing's going to be a lot better.

2:54🔗 Adam Really?

2:55🔗 Drew Absolutely.

2:55🔗 Adam Good. Go out and party. I got some other bad news for you, Drew.

2:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

2:59🔗 Adam Took a Vicodin before I hit the road. So, yeah. Feeling a little loose. You know what I'm saying?

3:07🔗 Drew God. Well. Behind the wheel and then behind the mic.

3:11🔗 Adam What?

3:11🔗 Drew It's irresponsible.

3:13🔗 Adam I know, but what could I do? I'm in my house. It's 915. I'm literally crawling into the bathroom to try to get my sweat pants on. I'm in excruciating pain. I have no crotch.

3:25🔗 Drew First of all, everything you ever said about the fact that I'm doing nothing for you, BS.

3:29🔗 Adam Well, it might jack you up a little, but the pants still. Oh, how dare you? How dare you? The temerity to kick a man when he's lame. Dare you, Drew. I'm not lit. I'm just, here's what I got going tonight. I got to be honest with you. My funny partner, Jimmy Kimmel and I did talk soup this morning, fairly early this morning, and then we went straight from talk soup to the beach and picked up a bunch of beach shots and man show stuff we had to do. And then I basically got home about eight o'clock tonight and then my uncle started killing me and then I started rolling around on the floor. So I'm sleep deprived, I'm in some pain, and yes, I do have a Vicodin in me, but I had to take the Vicodin to get me down the stairs. I couldn't think, it didn't do anything.

4:16🔗 Drew And by the way, I just gave you a large dose of another medication. Unfortunately, not an opiate pain medication, but before somebody offers you a medication, you might mention to them what else you've been taking.

4:26🔗 Adam Doctors are supposed to ask, you didn't say anything. Well, Drew gave me some anti-inflammatory and I hope it'll work. So the deal is you twist your ankle, you don't take aspirin, what do you take?

4:36🔗 Drew You can take a big dose of aspirin too, but anti-inflammatory, this kind of thing, you've snagged the cartilage in this one, it's causing swelling in the joint, and anti-inflammatories work great for that sometimes.

4:46🔗 Adam Speaking of swelling in the joint, I was hell-bent on peeling one off when I got home. Too much pain. Oh, my God.

4:54🔗 Drew Are you okay? I'm so sorry.

4:56🔗 Adam Yeah, I want you to know just how severe this injury is. Part has to do with the technique where I point my toes.

5:02🔗 Drew Did you go as far as going to the porno or no?

5:05🔗 No.

5:05🔗 Drew Didn't make it that far?

5:06🔗 No.

5:06🔗 Drew We couldn't get into the bunker.

5:07🔗 Adam I was too distracted.

5:08🔗 Drew You have an elevator into that though, of course.

5:10🔗 Adam Oh, my house is one big set of stairs, too. I was just crawling around on the floor. Michael?

5:17🔗 Yeah?

5:17🔗 Adam You're 16.

5:19🔗 Caller Yeah, I think I'll buy and I want to know if I should tell my girlfriend.

5:22🔗 Adam Oh, I don't have time for your problems. My uncle's killing me. Do you hear me, people?

5:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:27🔗 Adam All right. What makes you think you're bi?

5:30🔗 Caller I'm always looking at other guys' butts and stuff and looking at the bodges in their pants.

5:34🔗 Drew This guy's so full of crap. It's just amazing.

5:37🔗 Adam Sorry, Mike.

5:38🔗 Drew Don't buy it.

5:39🔗 Adam All right. Never heard that answer from a bi or gay man ever.

5:44🔗 Drew Ever.

5:45🔗 Adam You know why? Because they don't admit that. They may, even if they do do it, they don't do it.

5:49🔗 Drew No, that's not what they do.

5:51🔗 Adam Yeah. We know how the gays behave. Julie?

5:54🔗 Hi.

5:55🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

5:56🔗 Caller My question is, just this morning, I had unprotected sex, and I'm not on birth control. I have been in the past and I still have some of my pills because I don't take them regularly. My question is, I've heard that you can take them as the morning after, Phil.

6:13🔗 Drew What do you got?

6:14🔗 Caller Orthotrycycline.

6:17🔗 Drew Yeah, you can.

6:20🔗 Adam Why did you have unprotected sex?

6:23🔗 Caller Because I was drunk.

6:25🔗 Adam This morning?

6:26🔗 Caller Yeah, like at four.

6:27🔗 Adam Oh, all right. Good times. Jesus Christ, you're 16. What are you doing?

6:33🔗 Caller I'm doing a lot.

6:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Can you slow down a little bit?

6:38🔗 I'm trying.

6:40🔗 Adam First off, we're talking about a school night here, aren't we?

6:43🔗 Caller Well, I'm on independent study and I work during the day. Yeah.

6:49🔗 Adam Let me translate independent study. Stoner, who couldn't hang in high school.

6:54🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

6:55🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what that is. All right. Well, Julie, you're on, we'll get to your question in a second, but you're on kind of a collision course here. Do you know what I'm saying? Things don't look good for you down the road. You're going to have to slow down just a little bit.

7:10🔗 Drew Do you understand that? Can you accept that?

7:11🔗 Caller Yes, I do understand that.

7:12🔗 Adam All right. Now tell her what to do with the birth control.

7:15🔗 Drew Well, you know, I've never, I know that people have used triphasic pills for emergency contraception, it's got the basic goods in it, but I'm not sure which ones of the tricycle you take. Okay, so I can't really recommend you do that, and it's not specifically recommended for that.

7:30🔗 Adam What do you mean which ones?

7:31🔗 Drew Well, there's different doses along the, that's why it's tricyclic, there's three different dosing.

7:35🔗 Adam So it's broken up into like eight day periods or something?

7:39🔗 Drew Yeah, basically. And she needs to get either the pure progesterone agent, the Prevan or Levonogestrel with ethanol estradiol which is basically what's in the triphasal.

7:52🔗 Adam Well, if you're in a triphasal or triphasic pill, when would the strongest dose be dealt to you?

7:59🔗 Drew I honestly have to look at the, I don't remember, I have to look at the package.

8:01🔗 Adam All right, Drew, well done buddy. Brianna?

8:05🔗 Drew So she needs to do something. She needs to-

8:06🔗 Adam Morning after.

8:07🔗 Drew Yeah, get it.

8:07🔗 Adam Okay, Brianna, you're 17, what's up?

8:09🔗 Drew Hi, how are you?

8:10🔗 Adam Good.

8:10🔗 Caller I'm great.

8:11🔗 Adam Wait a minute, I'm in excruciating pain.

8:13🔗 Caller I heard, it sucks for you.

8:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

8:15🔗 Caller I feel bad. That's all right. I was, okay, I want to get my belly button pierced but my mom's freaking out. She's like, if you get it pierced, I'm afraid that you're going to be sterile or that something's going to go wrong with baby defects or whatever.

8:26🔗 Drew What are you getting pierced?

8:27🔗 Caller I want to get my belly button pier pierced.

8:28🔗 Drew And how would that affect your sterility? I have no idea.

8:31🔗 Caller My mom thinks it will and I'm afraid to do it.

8:34🔗 Drew Help me understand. Well, it was a good angle. I remember that one.

8:36🔗 Adam Right.

8:37🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm not going to risk my baby.

8:39🔗 Adam Yeah, she could be-

8:40🔗 Drew Are you pregnant now?

8:41🔗 No, no, not at all.

8:42🔗 Adam All right, sorry. Yeah, we don't know if your mom is a genius or stupid or maybe even both, but-

8:48🔗 She's stupid.

8:49🔗 Adam Okay. You know, Drew, we don't get any piercing calls anymore.

8:53🔗 Drew No, we've got very few.

8:54🔗 Adam They just dawned on me.

8:54🔗 Drew Yeah, they've-

8:55🔗 Caller I'm some little lame girl, I guess.

8:56🔗 Drew They've died off in the last two years.

8:58🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, we were getting them up to wazoo four or five years ago, and it's almost nothing now, which I'm taking as a good sign.

9:05🔗 Drew Well, it's mixed between, it's so routine that everybody's got all the information, and it's become less of a big deal so people are less prone to do it. Right. Explain to me how the belly button would affect fertility. Help me with that.

9:18🔗 Caller I have no idea.

9:19🔗 Drew What is your mom thinking?

9:20🔗 Caller Well, she heard on the news, and I heard a couple things on the news saying that it can have some type of defect or somehow make you sterile. And I was kind of shocked by that.

9:28🔗 A belly button.

9:29🔗 Drew A belly button piercing.

9:31🔗 Adam This is why dumb people shouldn't read newspapers or watch the news.

9:34🔗 I'm not dumb.

9:35🔗 Adam Hold on a second. I'm not dumb. She said, not dumb like the hee-haw mule yelled. Yeah, you are. Because, Drew, you ever speak to people who sort of watch the news with one ear and one eye, or they read the newspaper with one eye open. And basically, they take the information and then sort of spin it around. There was no story on the news about how belly button piercings could make you sterile.

10:04🔗 Drew Listen, I'm willing to accept almost anything.

10:06🔗 Adam They may have said it's important to sterilize the area before you pierce it. Therefore, the word sterile may have been worked in. But not sterile.

10:14🔗 Drew You think that's what they got from it?

10:16🔗 Adam Could very well have been. All right. The point is, it's not going to make you sterile. Go ahead and do it, but it's probably not a great plan anyway. Guys don't care about that. Drew, does that excite you seeing a woman with a belly button piercing?

10:30🔗 Drew No. The opposite.

10:31🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm not into it either. Gary?

10:35🔗 Yes.

10:35🔗 Adam You're 25. What's up?

10:36🔗 Caller Hey, I got this problem. I'm a club DJ. My problem is that when I'm DJing, I seem to have to urinate a lot. I'm in the bathroom every five or 10 minutes. I'm just wondering if there's anything I could do like take something or whatever. I don't take any drugs or anything like that.

10:55🔗 Drew Are you drinking a lot of fluid during that period of time?

10:57🔗 Caller I am drinking a lot of fluid at that time.

10:59🔗 Drew Why don't you cut back on that?

11:01🔗 Caller Well, I got to keep my throat wet and everything so that I can still talk in the mic and stuff.

11:06🔗 Adam He's got to keep the pipes oiled, Drew.

11:08🔗 Drew Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

11:11🔗 Adam What kind of club?

11:14🔗 Caller You guys are going to laugh. Country club.

11:17🔗 Adam Country music. Country music. And how much... Yeah, good times. Funny, I was just talking about hee-haw. How much yapping do you have to do as a country DJ?

11:27🔗 Caller Every song.

11:28🔗 Adam Really?

11:28🔗 Caller Every song.

11:29🔗 Adam Give us a little rap.

11:31🔗 Caller I don't rap. Oh, well.

11:32🔗 Adam Well, I don't mean rap rap, not black rap. What would you even say? Like you got a Garth Brooks song coming up?

11:38🔗 Caller Like Garth Brooks say, Garth Brooks, Friends in Low Places. Up next, Friends in Low Places, you got a line dance or couple's dance, El Paso. So I would count it out when they start playing.

11:49🔗 Adam Oh, you'd be...

11:51🔗 Caller I got to count it out so that people know when to dance.

11:53🔗 Adam I see.

11:54🔗 Caller Because they're stupid.

11:55🔗 Adam All right. That's still not a ton of talking.

11:59🔗 Caller But it's enough.

12:00🔗 Adam Okay. All right.

12:01🔗 Caller Plus I smoke, so that doesn't help.

12:03🔗 Adam Here's what you need to do. Get yourself a bottle of water, take a sip out of it, and sort of rinse your mouth out, and then spit it out. Yeah.

12:09🔗 Caller Okay.

12:10🔗 Adam In one of those spittoons that all those country western places have.

12:14🔗 Caller There's no like drugs or anything. I know some of the other DJs that I've talked to about, you know, there's like vitamins. They said, you know, they take such and such a vitamin. I don't know what they're...

12:24🔗 Drew Please, Gary.

12:25🔗 Adam Do you pee a lot normally?

12:27🔗 Caller No, I don't.

12:28🔗 Adam Only when you're at work?

12:29🔗 Caller Only when I'm DJing.

12:30🔗 Drew Well, that's the time you're sitting there drinking a bunch of fluid.

12:32🔗 Adam Yeah, so just easy on the fluid. What are you drinking?

12:36🔗 Caller Ice tea, soda.

12:37🔗 Adam That'll go through you.

12:38🔗 Drew Yeah. In fact, the ice tea, now that you're at this caffeine, which actually causes you diuresis, so you'll lose more than you put in even. So at least go caffeine free.

12:47🔗 Caller Or do you like water?

12:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Drink water. You'll be fine. What about like Gatorade or something?

12:53🔗 Drew The water you'll hang on to more than pee through.

12:55🔗 Adam How does that work with the caffeinated stuff actually dehydrating you when you're taking the liquid in?

13:02🔗 Drew Because it has a chemical effect that pulls fluid out of your body above and beyond what you're putting in.

13:08🔗 Adam And where does it go?

13:10🔗 Drew Out.

13:11🔗 Adam Out where?

13:11🔗 Drew Out into the toilet bowl. Into your bladder.

13:14🔗 Adam So you're saying if you drink eight ounces of water, that eight ounces goes into you. Drink eight ounces of tea and you whiz ten ounces of fluid?

13:23🔗 Drew Yes, exactly.

13:25🔗 Adam Coffee?

13:26🔗 Drew Same.

13:27🔗 Adam Coke? Soda? Same stuff?

13:29🔗 Drew Similar.

13:30🔗 Adam All right. Not as much, though.

13:31🔗 Drew Not as much.

13:32🔗 Adam Good times. Nicole?

13:33🔗 Hi.

13:34🔗 Adam You're 15. What's up?

13:36🔗 Caller Hi.

13:36🔗 Guest How are you?

13:37🔗 Drew Good.

13:37🔗 Guest I hear your ankle hurts.

13:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:39🔗 Caller Sorry about that.

13:40🔗 Drew Is it better yet?

13:41🔗 Adam Huh? No.

13:43🔗 Drew Oh, come on.

13:43🔗 Guest Anyway, I'm sorry. When I was about eight years old, my older brother, who's three years older than me, started to molest me. And when I got, after a couple years of this going on, my whole family knew, but no one did anything. I had no idea what to do.

13:57🔗 Adam You were eight and he was eleven?

13:59🔗 Guest Yeah.

14:00🔗 Adam And the whole family knew he was doing it?

14:02🔗 Guest Yes.

14:02🔗 Adam And what was he doing?

14:03🔗 Guest Yeah. He would come in my room at night while I was sleeping, and he would touch me or anything. He never raped me or inserted any fingers or anything like that. He would just like rub on my butt or my breasts or whatever.

14:14🔗 Adam Yeah. Although you didn't really have breasts at eight, right?

14:17🔗 Guest Well, not really, but my chest, I guess.

14:19🔗 I see.

14:20🔗 Guest Anyway, and so as it went on, he started to do other things like steal my clothes, like my underwear or my bras or whatever. He did this until I was 13. After he stopped, he went to a group home eventually because he got in trouble for it.

14:40🔗 Adam The whole family knew the whole time.

14:42🔗 Guest Yeah. He even did it to people outside the house, which is why he had to leave.

14:47🔗 Adam Why didn't they intervene when you were eight and he was coming into your room?

14:50🔗 Guest My family was so scared for both of us. My mom loved us both and she didn't want him to be sent to another place because he has emotional instability.

14:58🔗 Drew No kidding.

14:59🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's her kid, right?

15:02🔗 Guest Yeah.

15:02🔗 Drew It's protecting him from treatment too.

15:05🔗 Guest Yeah, I know. When she was young, she also was molested.

15:09🔗 Drew Oh, surprise. Shocked.

15:10🔗 Guest What she was taught was to cover it up.

15:13🔗 Drew Yeah. I bet the dad did the molesting. Did your dad do some molesting too?

15:19🔗 Guest I don't know. I think maybe he molested my older brother because now we all found out that my dad is a transvestite.

15:27🔗 Adam Hold on. I'm just locking in the coordinates and I'm going to firebomb the entire house, calling in a F-14 strike.

15:35🔗 Guest Please do.

15:36🔗 Adam Nicole, you got to tell you what, honey. Honey, here's what you got to do. Listen very carefully. Take your comforter, soak it in cold water in your bathtub, wrap it around you and get under the bed. Okay? And even then, I can't guarantee anything. I'm going to use some incendiary bombs, Drew, and some scanner bombs and cluster bombs, what do I call them?

15:59🔗 Guest My really big problem is that recently, like back in January, my brother moved back in with us.

16:04🔗 Drew The one that had been abusing you?

16:06🔗 Guest Yes. And I'm afraid that maybe he's going to do it again. And my whole family thinks that he's better. And I don't know.

16:11🔗 Adam He's 18 now?

16:12🔗 Guest Yes, he is.

16:12🔗 Adam Okay.

16:13🔗 Drew You keep a taser in your room or something.

16:15🔗 Adam Do you have other brothers and sisters?

16:16🔗 Guest I have a twin brother.

16:18🔗 Drew Could you fight him off? Or would you be paralyzed if he came at you again?

16:22🔗 Guest I'd probably be paralyzed with fear. I mean, I'm just always so scared.

16:28🔗 Drew That's what happened to you before. That's what you automatically go into.

16:31🔗 Guest Yeah, because I was only little. He was so much bigger than I was.

16:34🔗 Adam Listen, can you speak to your mother about this?

16:38🔗 Guest I talk to my mom about it all the time. And I don't know what to say to her. I tell her I'm scared and she says, Just lock your door and that's the best I can do. But I mean, recently I've sort of noticed.

16:47🔗 Adam She's the same, this woman. What? Yeah.

16:51🔗 Guest I noticed maybe like my underwear going missing again.

16:53🔗 Drew Oh boy.

16:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I took those and it wasn't him.

16:57🔗 Drew You got to get out of that house.

16:59🔗 Guest I can't. I mean, I don't know what to do.

17:01🔗 Adam All right. Hold on. Nicole, she says lock your door. Do you have a lock in your bedroom door?

17:05🔗 Guest Yeah, I'm in my bedroom right now. It's locked.

17:07🔗 Drew Do you have like a bolt so he can't like break in?

17:09🔗 Guest No, it's just one of the little chintzy locks you can pick with like a paper clip.

17:13🔗 Adam Yeah, it's in the doorknob?

17:15🔗 Guest Yeah.

17:16🔗 Adam Yeah, it's called a privacy. There's passage knobs and then privacy knobs. Which is a barrel. Bathrooms and stuff. But you need a little barrel bolt.

17:25🔗 Guest Yeah.

17:26🔗 Adam They're five bucks at any hardware store.

17:28🔗 Guest Yeah, I used to have a little lock that flipped up and went over.

17:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:32🔗 Guest And David broke it.

17:33🔗 Adam You mean he kicked the door open?

17:35🔗 Guest Well, no, like we were playing around one day and he broke it. And so I didn't have anything. And he made me so afraid of the dark. I mean, I couldn't close my door at night anyway.

17:43🔗 Adam Okay. Oh, boy. Where's transvestite dad?

17:47🔗 Guest Sleeping.

17:48🔗 Adam Oh, he's sleeping?

17:49🔗 Guest Yeah.

17:49🔗 Adam In a negligee probably?

17:52🔗 Caller Yeah, actually.

17:53🔗 Adam Oh, my God. Hey, Nicole?

17:55🔗 Guest Yes?

17:56🔗 Adam I'm sorry you got dropped down in the middle of this brush fire you call a family.

18:01🔗 Guest I know.

18:02🔗 Adam It's horrible and it's going to affect you. Amazingly enough, you sound sane.

18:08🔗 Drew Yeah, she does.

18:09🔗 Adam Thank you. And do you have friends?

18:13🔗 Guest Yes, I do.

18:14🔗 Adam Can you rely on those friends?

18:16🔗 Guest Yes.

18:17🔗 Adam I mean, you know, weekend nights, can you hang out with them? Can you sleep over at their house?

18:22🔗 Guest Yeah. I guess I do go over my friends' house sometimes. But the thing is, I can't, I mean, I know I can't bring my friends over here, so that's horrible.

18:31🔗 Drew Why can't you?

18:32🔗 Adam Oh, look at the brother.

18:33🔗 Drew Yeah, but that might be a degree of safety, having people like that.

18:36🔗 Guest Well, I'm afraid for them. You know, I mean, my dad, who knows what he's capable of.

18:41🔗 Adam Oh, your mom. Oh, boy. So your mom's just, what's your mom do? Is she a nurse or she doesn't work?

18:46🔗 Guest No, she does taxes.

18:51🔗 Adam I didn't pick her for pencil pusher. Animal rights. Is she into animal rights?

18:57🔗 Guest Is she into animal rights?

18:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

18:58🔗 Guest No.

18:59🔗 Adam No. Okay, quite the intro. All right. Listen, Nicole.

19:02🔗 Guest Yes.

19:03🔗 Adam Do you think you can plead your case to your mom? I mean, if you said to her, you're scared, this is dangerous, you're going to be hurt like she was hurt when she was younger. Do you think she'd hear that?

19:16🔗 Guest Well, I've sort of told her. It's just she would say things like to me, he's a lot better right now and if you just keep your distance, and I think it all work itself out.

19:26🔗 Adam Oh my God. All right, Nicole.

19:29🔗 Guest Yes.

19:29🔗 Adam Well, maybe he is better. I would still get that barrel bolt.

19:33🔗 Drew And the taser.

19:34🔗 Adam And put it on your door at night. I don't think he's going to kick in the door.

19:38🔗 Guest I do sleep with a bat next to my bed, if that helps.

19:42🔗 Adam Oh my God.

19:43🔗 Guest So if he tries to run away, I think I can get him.

19:46🔗 Adam Oh man. Nicole, here's my main concern. When you go to bed at night, you need to be able to lock your door and know no one's coming through it.

19:55🔗 Guest Okay.

19:56🔗 Adam And that may mean you need a slightly better lock.

20:00🔗 Drew So you got to get that and put it on yourself.

20:01🔗 Adam Get that lock tomorrow and put it on your door.

20:04🔗 Guest I can do that.

20:05🔗 Drew Yes. Good. Do that.

20:06🔗 Adam Good. And what about, I don't know, child protective services or something?

20:11🔗 Drew Well, they're already involved with all this. They've been in a group home and whatnot.

20:15🔗 Adam Okay. What if she has the number of these people and she calls if anything happens?

20:19🔗 Drew Absolutely.

20:20🔗 Adam All right. That's what you need to do, Nicole. If there's any trouble, if he acts out anyway, you've got to pick up the phone and this, by the way-

20:27🔗 Drew Well, if you're going to call the police, how about the child protective services?

20:29🔗 Adam No, leave the cops alone for Christ's sake. Let them protect me. Listen, all you whacked out people, stop having kids. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that your dad molested you for all those years, but don't start a brood. This is what happens. You just pass it right along. I mean, it's like being a leper and starting a family. You got the same, the kids got the same chances. Unless you've worked your ass out, unless you've gotten some therapy, forget it. This is what you get. You get a woman who's been molested, a young girl who's been molested by her father, so she's attracted to a transvestite, sort of pedophile, molester type, and then you give birth to a bunch of screwed up kids. Rachel?

21:14🔗 Hello?

21:15🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

21:16🔗 Caller Yeah, oh, okay, first of all, I wanted to say I love you, Adam. But anyways, I'll-

21:20🔗 Adam Thank you. I need lovin tonight, by the way.

21:23🔗 Drew I'll give it to you.

21:23🔗 Adam Oh, wow. Look at this ankle, Drew. That ain't lookin, that's not lookin right, is it?

21:27🔗 Drew No, it's swollen. It's actually the stuff goin on over here, too.

21:31🔗 Adam Easy, easy. What, stuff's goin on where?

21:33🔗 Drew I think over here, too.

21:34🔗 Adam On the other side? That's my good side.

21:37🔗 Drew It's comin through.

21:38🔗 Adam Oh, baby. I hate gettin old.

21:41🔗 Drew I'll put a needle in and drain some of that out.

21:43🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, run out to the car and grab a syringe. Rachel, what do you got on you as far as painkillers, by the way?

21:49🔗 Drew Nothing.

21:49🔗 Adam I'm gonna need a little hit tonight.

21:51🔗 Drew I'm giving you everything.

21:51🔗 Adam A little taste? Okay.

21:53🔗 Caller I have some Tylenol.

21:54🔗 Drew Rachel, what's goin on?

21:55🔗 Adam Oh, no, no, no. That's like pez to me, sister.

21:59🔗 Caller I've been going out with my boyfriend for like two years now. And like starting in January, we started having sex. And like before, I never really thought about sex. But like now it seems like that's like all I want to do is like just orgasm all the time. It's like when we have sex, it's like I orgasm like multiple times. But then it's like when he leaves, like I'm still like in the mood. And like when I wake up, like I want to do it too.

22:23🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

22:25🔗 Caller And I mean, like I don't want to, and he's like going away in the army like in like two weeks. And like I don't, I don't know how to deal with it like when he leaves.

22:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Our where's daddy? Your dad, where is he?

22:41🔗 Caller My dad is, he's like, he has amnesia and he like, he lives a couple of like miles away. He kind of lives like in like a foster home for like for grownups.

22:57🔗 Drew Was he a drug addict?

22:58🔗 Caller No, he was an alcoholic and my mom says that it has something to do with the war.

23:03🔗 Drew That's not amnesia, it's dementia.

23:05🔗 Adam Which war?

23:06🔗 Caller Vietnam.

23:07🔗 Adam I see. And how long has he been out of the house?

23:12🔗 Caller Ever since I can remember.

23:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Is he, I'm getting a missing daddy thing going on, like when he leaves or he's going to go away.

23:20🔗 Caller Well, I haven't seen him for like years.

23:22🔗 Adam Right.

23:23🔗 Caller He doesn't even know who I am anymore.

23:24🔗 Adam No, but not that daddy. Your boyfriend, new daddy.

23:28🔗 Caller Oh.

23:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

23:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm like depressed when he's not around.

23:33🔗 Adam Right. You feel that loss.

23:35🔗 Drew That incomplete.

23:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:36🔗 Adam All right. What should she do? Take some ibuprofen.

23:39🔗 Drew Therapy, therapy, therapy. He's leaving. She's going to act out. She's going to be pissed at him and not realize it.

23:45🔗 Adam Oh, she's going to hop on some other guy.

23:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:48🔗 Adam Oh, and is there a damn thing she can do about it? Do you know what I mean?

23:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:52🔗 Adam She's 18. Is there some book? Hold on. Hey, can you become Jehovah's Witness or find Jesus Christ or something?

24:01🔗 Caller Not Jehovah.

24:03🔗 Adam No. What about Jesus?

24:04🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, Jesus.

24:06🔗 Adam Yeah, as long as it starts with a J, that's fine. You're not that religious?

24:12🔗 Caller No. I'm in therapy, though.

24:14🔗 Drew You are.

24:14🔗 Adam You are. How did you pull that one off?

24:18🔗 Caller Because I was feeling really depressed.

24:20🔗 Adam Okay.

24:21🔗 Drew Can you talk to your therapist about this? You really should. Rachel, therapists are used to this kind of stuff. Even though Adam will not serve as a role model in this regard, these are core issues that they can really help you with, and they're looking to help you about.

24:34🔗 Adam I think my therapist now thinks I'm a hypochondriac because I normally go on Tuesday morning, played the Juggie Twins in that heated basketball game on Monday, kind of threw my back out a little scrambling after a out-of-bounds ball. So I woke up Tuesday morning and I was like, oh, oh, Jesus, oh, my back. Geez, I'm in pain. So I called his office and I can't make it out there. I got a big day and my back's killing me. Okay, fine. So don't wipe that puss off your face. How dare you?

25:10🔗 Drew He thinks you're a pussy.

25:11🔗 Adam How dare you?

25:12🔗 Drew You can't talk about important issues in the office. You have to bail out because your back aches a little bit.

25:19🔗 Adam You are a pussy. I was in pain. How dare you?

25:22🔗 Drew I'm so sick of this.

25:23🔗 Adam So I called him today and I said, hey, listen, I know I missed on Tuesday. How about we reschedule for tomorrow, for Thursday morning? And he said, yeah, fine, no problem. See you Thursday morning. I said, fine, game on. Now I'm driving into work tonight, reeling in pain, my foot dangling. Are you kidding? I called him up and told him, forget it.

25:49🔗 Drew Oh my God.

25:50🔗 Adam Called him up tonight, told him I screw my ankle up.

25:52🔗 Drew Where are your priorities?

25:53🔗 Adam My priorities?

25:54🔗 Drew Your priorities in the Vicodin.

25:57🔗 Adam You got any Vicodin? Hey, you're bumming my high, man.

26:01🔗 Drew You're going to be all jacked up. It's a good thing you're not going loaded. That's a good thing.

26:05🔗 Adam That's what?

26:05🔗 Drew It's a good thing if you don't go in loaded.

26:07🔗 Adam Into the therapist?

26:08🔗 Drew That's a good thing.

26:09🔗 Adam No, but listen, I can't get up and hobble in there. Come on.

26:12🔗 Drew I told you I'm going to make you better by the end of the show.

26:14🔗 Adam Really? All right. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Phil. Phil is 17. Since he zipped his penis in his pants, he can't get an erection after this.

26:25🔗 We about to get funky, yo.

26:28🔗 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

26:31🔗 Adam We'll be right back. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Duran Duran is gonna be in here on Sunday night, and Matthew Lillard will be in here on Monday from, he's done a few movies, but I'd say most notably all those Scream movies. Heard of those, Drew?

27:27🔗 Drew Yeah, I think I've heard of those.

27:28🔗 Adam Very popular with the kids. Yeah, it is.

27:33🔗 Caller Yeah?

27:35🔗 Adam What the hell is that? What do you mean?

27:38🔗 Drew I can see it's less swollen.

27:40🔗 Adam Actually, oh no. Yeah, I was leaning back during the commercial moving around thinking, maybe it does feel a little better, but I just tried to put a little weight on it. Phil?

27:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:52🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

27:53🔗 Caller Okay. First off, Adam, you're like a god to me. Dr. Drew, I really respect your knowledge and before I ask my real question, can I ask you another question real quick? Go ahead. Do you all air anywhere like Southern Virginia?

28:06🔗 Drew South of Virginia?

28:07🔗 Caller Southern Virginia.

28:08🔗 Drew Southern Virginia. Anderson? Yeah. Norfolk.

28:13🔗 Adam We are? Yeah.

28:14🔗 Drew Norfolk, I think we're on.

28:15🔗 Caller Do you know the frequency for that?

28:17🔗 Drew Anderson, get on here. Yeah.

28:19🔗 Adam Why? Where are you calling from?

28:20🔗 Caller I'm calling from DC right now, but I'm going down there for the summer next week.

28:24🔗 Adam I see.

28:25🔗 96.1.

28:26🔗 Drew 96.1, Norfolk.

28:28🔗 Caller 96.1?

28:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:30🔗 Caller Okay, thanks. About a week ago, I was going to the bathroom and somebody walked in and I like zipped up my shorts really fast and I caught my penis in the zipper and like a one inch cut was on it and I haven't been able to achieve an erection. Yeesh.

28:45🔗 Adam Which part of your penis did you catch?

28:47🔗 Caller Like sort of on the side, like midway between the side and the, like if I'm hard, the front, what would be facing out when I'm hard?

28:56🔗 Drew On the shaft.

28:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:58🔗 Adam Yeah, I see.

28:59🔗 Drew Penis is just scared. It's sort of retracted. It's afraid to come out again.

29:02🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like, yeah. If I get a boner, this guy may take a chainsaw to me. Hmm. And it's got to be psychological.

29:12🔗 Caller Like, but I've been able to like, not really hard, but semi-hard, I've been able to get, but not fully.

29:18🔗 Drew Is that because there's pain?

29:20🔗 Caller Um, it's like pretty much healed now.

29:23🔗 Drew How deep was it?

29:25🔗 Caller Not really deep. It was like a surface scratch almost. Like, if you've ever scratched your knuckles, like that deep almost.

29:31🔗 Drew Yeah, that doesn't make any sense to me.

29:33🔗 Adam No. That's why I'm saying it's, uh, your, uh, your penis is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. You know, it narrowly escaped death. It cheated death at the hands of the zipper. And, uh, now it's scared. You gotta get over this, Phil. It's not the zipper.

29:51🔗 Drew You're not on any medications or anything?

29:53🔗 Caller Um, I'm on Prozac. All right.

29:56🔗 Drew That's why you're having a problem.

29:58🔗 Caller It's, uh, the Prozac is for, it's for obsessive-compulsive.

30:02🔗 Drew I understand. But, but the Prozac is what's causing a lot of the problem. Plus, people with OCD tend to get real weird preoccupations about their genitalia.

30:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:09🔗 Drew And that may be, again, part of the reason you can't relax and get the reaction again.

30:12🔗 Adam Drew.

30:13🔗 Drew Yep.

30:13🔗 Adam Remember when zipping your penis up in your fly was a sort of normal part of life? Seemed to happen quite often.

30:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:22🔗 Adam Hasn't happened to me in a while, mainly because I wear pajamas everywhere with no fly, just a button in the back. But how come that doesn't happen? You just work that out. Oh, the penis hangs. Interesting. That's right. When you're younger, it sticks straight out. There's not enough to hang.

30:41🔗 Drew That's right.

30:42🔗 Adam As you get older, it starts to hang, therefore, missing the zipper.

30:46🔗 Drew And then it retracts all the way back in.

30:47🔗 Adam As you get older. Right. And it looks like... You know what the old... Have any of you guys seen an old man's penis? Go down to the Y on midweek and hang out in the locker room. You'll see a lot of old shlong. And there's nothing left but the head of the penis. Just... It's as if... You know what it looks like?

31:08🔗 Drew Even that's not protruding. It could be seen, but it's inside.

31:11🔗 Adam Well, it just looks like a little button. Like when some guy goes down in quicksand and just a pith helmet is floating on the top. That's what it looks like. It's like you took a hedge, you painted it gray, and then you just set a mailman's pith helmet on top of it. That's basically what it looks like.

31:29🔗 Drew That's what's left. You have to look forward to it.

31:31🔗 Adam Oh. Rochelle?

31:35🔗 Guest Rochelle.

31:36🔗 Drew Go right ahead.

31:39🔗 Guest Adam, I have some hydrocodene for your ankle.

31:42🔗 Adam Ooh, hydrocodene. That sounds good.

31:44🔗 Drew Hydrocodone, Vicodin.

31:45🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Thank you.

31:48🔗 Guest Okay. I guess I kind of figured myself. I had this STD, which I'm pretty sure is herpes because of the symptoms that I had.

31:57🔗 Drew What do you got?

31:59🔗 Guest Just like at first, it was just like, you know, itching and stuff like that. And I'd take like baths all the time, you know. And I like, I thought I had went away and I didn't go like get myself checked. And then I had inner horse and it swelled up. And like, since then, like, I like want to know. I've had it for like a month. I haven't got it checked yet. I'm thinking, could I have like any type of cancer?

32:26🔗 Drew Rochelle, you're all confused there, Rochelle. First of all, you've not led me to believe conclusively that you have herpes. Secondly, an infection, the symptoms of infection are not the symptoms of cancer. Although the having an infection with herpes or warts can potentially increase your risk of cancer, you would have you would have no symptoms from the cancer until it was very advanced.

32:51🔗 Adam How many partners you've been with, Rochelle?

32:53🔗 Guest One.

32:54🔗 Adam Wow.

32:55🔗 Guest But he's very unfaithful.

32:58🔗 Drew I just suspect you have some sort of vaginal infection. It may or may not be herpes. I suspect it's not. And they've never had it treated. And when you get something to irritate in the area, it gets very inflamed.

33:08🔗 Adam Why don't you bring your vagina over to the gynecologist and let him throw it up on the ranch?

33:12🔗 Drew Or any doctor or nurse practitioner.

33:14🔗 Guest I'm like scared to tell my mom.

33:16🔗 Drew Why do you have to tell your mom?

33:17🔗 Guest Well, because I went up there and they didn't they wouldn't take me.

33:20🔗 Caller Where?

33:22🔗 Guest I live in Arlington and I went to the clinic and they wouldn't take me in.

33:27🔗 Drew What?

33:28🔗 Caller I don't know.

33:28🔗 Guest Some type of insurance and they said I had to go talk to these people and I was just like I was kind of like.

33:35🔗 Adam Alright, well listen, Rochelle, you don't have to tell your mom about your boyfriend or anything. Tell her you're experiencing a little trouble down there.

33:44🔗 Drew No, just, you have a sore throat.

33:47🔗 Adam In a way, yes.

33:48🔗 Drew Yes, and just go in there by yourself.

33:50🔗 Adam You know what I just thought about? For guys, if you're a guy and you're 15 and you're 16 and you have what you think is a sexually transmitted disease and you don't want your folks to find out, but it's on their insurance or whatever, you bring your penis in for checkup as a 16-year-old guy, it's going to raise a few flags at home. I mean, people are going to say, what's up? What do you got? What have you been doing with that penis? As a girl, there's a million reasons why you can go in there.

34:18🔗 Drew You'll get no questions.

34:20🔗 Adam Not from dad. It's weird. You don't even get into it. As you get older, you learn it. You're talking to some guy and he's like 35. He's like, yeah, I got to pick my wife up from the hospital. You go, oh, is she okay? What happened? She had a procedure. You go, oh, okay. I don't want that wife vagina talk. I don't know what they scraped something off her, they got in her somehow, whatever it is. They'll volunteer it. They'll say like, yeah, she had her gallbladder removed or something, if it's something specific. If they don't say what it is, if they say procedure, it's either some kind of plastic surgery or it's the vagina. But anyway, Rochelle should be able to say she has some problems and is going to go in and doesn't have anything to do with having sex.

35:06🔗 Drew Painful periods or something, and make sure you ask for time with your doctor alone.

35:10🔗 Adam Maud?

35:11🔗 Caller Yeah?

35:12🔗 Adam You're 22.

35:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:13🔗 Drew Hang on a second. What was that you used to ask our callers to more ice cream dad or something?

35:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:20🔗 Drew More put and more jello dad?

35:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Maud?

35:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:24🔗 Adam Well, you sound young.

35:25🔗 Caller I know. I sound like I'm five.

35:27🔗 Drew Yes.

35:28🔗 Adam Do you strip?

35:30🔗 Caller Huh?

35:30🔗 Adam Do you strip?

35:31🔗 Caller I strip?

35:32🔗 Drew What happened when you were five?

35:34🔗 Caller You guys are so weird. No. I have a different question than what you guys are talking about.

35:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, that's all right. We'll do the question asking here.

35:44🔗 Caller Okay.

35:45🔗 Adam What do you do for a living?

35:46🔗 Caller I'm an independent contractor and I'm a full-time student.

35:49🔗 Adam What's independent contractor mean?

35:52🔗 Caller I work for different people and I do their errands and pay their bills. Really? Yeah. I'm kind of like a secretary, but-

36:01🔗 Adam Oh, honey. Listen, I can use you tonight.

36:03🔗 Caller Yeah. Hey, hire me.

36:05🔗 Adam You give me a walking stick, some Vicodin and a pizza.

36:08🔗 Caller I have Perkidin. That's all I can do.

36:10🔗 Adam Well, meet you back at my place about 1230.

36:13🔗 Drew What in the hell are you doing with Perkidin?

36:15🔗 Caller Migraines.

36:17🔗 Adam Perkidin's pretty heavy, right?

36:19🔗 Caller Yeah. It's pretty heavy, but I have severe migraines.

36:21🔗 Drew How much are you taking of that?

36:23🔗 Caller Oh, no. I only take it when I have headaches.

36:25🔗 Drew How often are you taking it?

36:27🔗 Caller Every other day or something like that, but only like one or two.

36:30🔗 Adam Perkidin?

36:30🔗 Drew Perkidin every other day?

36:31🔗 Adam Why? Is that a big one?

36:32🔗 Caller That's nothing.

36:34🔗 Drew Maude, I'm telling you, that is a- for a 22-year-old, we're taking that intensity of opiates every other day, that is profound.

36:42🔗 Caller Okay.

36:43🔗 Adam All right, what's up, maude?

36:44🔗 Drew So wait a minute, so what- why the voice of a five-year-old on opiates? What's going on here? I mean, do you have alcoholism in your family or addiction or something?

36:54🔗 Caller No, nothing like that at all.

36:56🔗 Drew What do you have? What's going on?

36:58🔗 Caller What do I have?

36:58🔗 Drew I mean, what was your upbringing like?

37:00🔗 Caller I'm really good. I have a loving family and I see them all the time.

37:04🔗 Adam All right.

37:04🔗 Caller They're great.

37:05🔗 Adam Eating disorder?

37:06🔗 Caller Nope.

37:06🔗 Adam All right. All right, ask your question.

37:09🔗 Caller Okay.

37:09🔗 Adam I know there's something, there's something to get to here, but I don't think we're going to get to it.

37:13🔗 Caller No, you guys, I live a great life.

37:15🔗 Drew Not on Perkin Annie every day and that's going to keep, I promise you, that's not going to stay at that level.

37:20🔗 Caller No, not like every other day. It's like if I have a headache, I usually get it when I do a lot of studying and maybe like once a week on average. I mean, it's just like one pill.

37:30🔗 Adam All right.

37:30🔗 Caller Okay.

37:31🔗 Adam Listen, I'm fine. Listen, I'm high in Vicodin right now. I can't pass any judgment on you.

37:35🔗 Caller Yeah, no big deal.

37:37🔗 Adam Go ahead.

37:37🔗 Caller Okay. So anyway, I've been dating this guy for about a month and a half and he lives kind of far away. So we only see each other like every couple of weeks. And when we have sex, it lasts like in out, in out and it's over. If that long, he comes like-

37:56🔗 Adam Let me tell you what I give the ladies. In out, in out and then in again.

38:00🔗 Drew And that's it.

38:00🔗 Adam I don't break it off at in out, in out. I'm good for five.

38:03🔗 Caller Okay.

38:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:05🔗 Caller But anyway, that's like the longest it's lasted.

38:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:09🔗 Caller And it's happened like four times and then it's like, I don't know. It's like not even worth it. I mean, I don't know if he has a problem or if there's like one thing I could do.

38:18🔗 Adam He's got a problem. And how often do you see him, did you say?

38:22🔗 Caller Like every couple weeks.

38:24🔗 Drew If you guys were to engage again right after that, he would still just be a few seconds?

38:28🔗 Caller No. Then he'd get all embarrassed and he won't want to do it again.

38:32🔗 Adam I see.

38:32🔗 Caller And he like apologizes and he just says, he says, because I turn him on so much, but then I'm like.

38:38🔗 Adam No. I mean, yeah, he likes you, but this guy.

38:42🔗 Drew He needs to get command of himself a little bit. He needs to figure out what he needs to do in order to last longer.

38:48🔗 Adam He needs to work that out. He may need to squeeze one off before he sees you.

38:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:52🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

38:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:54🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, there's, this is one of those things, it just comes with maturity, I guess, and learning your body. If you guys got to work out a normal sexual routine or something, he could probably figure this out.

39:07🔗 Caller Yeah. That's what I would think. I was just like, oh, maybe it's just because the first couple of times.

39:11🔗 Drew Well, no. Also because you're at a distance, you'll see each other once in a while.

39:14🔗 Adam Yeah. It's sporadic. You got to really, like I said, that vagina is like a baseball mitt. You got to work it in, oil it up, have dad park the car on it at night, put a belt around it, put a ball in there. You know what I'm saying? Put it between the box spring and the mattress. You got to work out your sex with a partner, and if you're seeing them sporadically, it's not going to work out. But also, if you're one of these guys who's good for literally 15 seconds, I'm not exactly sure what you can do about that. Do you know what I mean? I mean, you can peck away at it a little bit, but you're going to have to get creative. You know what you have to do? Oral sex. Mud, does he give you oral sex? Yeah. Lots of it?

40:01🔗 Caller Yeah. He'll just do that, because then I can get the buzzer.

40:04🔗 Drew Well, then she can do that to him first, too.

40:07🔗 Caller No, I do. And then it doesn't make it in, because it's too quick.

40:11🔗 Adam Yeah, but then he goes with the oral sex.

40:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:13🔗 Drew But then he can go again.

40:15🔗 Adam This guy's like transporting nitroglycerin.

40:20🔗 Drew Carol might go off.

40:21🔗 Adam Yeah. He's got the souffle penis. Don't slam the door. That thing's liable to go off. Hair trigger. I'll tell you. We've talked about this many times. I have never had this prom, and I've never done any... There's no reason why I don't have it. I think it's just the way I am. And I think everybody's just their own way, and certain guys got dealt a very bad hand in this department. Is it emotional?

40:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

40:49🔗 Adam Is it physiological?

40:50🔗 Drew It's a combination. I actually think it's a little bit different from different people.

40:53🔗 Adam All right. I'm going to tell Drew how good I am in the sack during the break.

40:56🔗 Drew I can't wait. Music.

40:58🔗 Adam When we come back, we'll speak to Jason. He has a lump under his tongue, wants to know what it is. Well, it could be his chin. We'll tell him after this.

41:13🔗 Loveline will be right back.

41:46🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Vicodin Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1 is the phone number. Duran Duran is gonna be in here on Sunday night. I don't know who from Duran Duran is gonna be in here on Sunday night. Nick and Simon. Nick and Simon are gonna be in here. We have not seen the very sexy Warren Cuperillo in a long time who normally just tans himself, shaves himself, does pushups, and wears a full-length mink coat around. But he's a guy you'd love to hate. Cuperillo's a really nice guy.

42:21🔗 Drew Really nice guy.

42:21🔗 Adam But we'll have some other Duran Duran's in here.

42:25🔗 Drew Adam, maybe one of these nights you ought to, I don't know, take mushrooms or drop ass and then come in here and see what kind of great conversations we start to strike up.

42:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

42:32🔗 Drew It's like suddenly we're Mr. and Mr. Honest.

42:36🔗 Adam Drew and I had a very revealing, intimate, passionate discussion about orgasms during the break and whereas I don't want to reveal too much about my partner. Let's just say he's a very passionate man. He's a lover of women. I'll tell you that right now. Drew, you got much more of that in you than I do. I have no passion in me.

43:00🔗 Drew Yeah. In fact, there's theories about how our system, during development, how we learn regulation of our emotional systems. Some people are hyper-excitable and some people are non-excitable. Yes. I'm more on the excitable range and you're on the more...

43:15🔗 Adam Well, how did you get that way? I got shut down early because my family was just so low-key and disinterested that I got shut down.

43:22🔗 Drew That fits the theories is that some people, look how they deal with little babies, like being very idealizing and stimulating of them and stuff. Some people are just like, it's a baby, okay.

43:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:31🔗 Drew Oh, honey, it's okay.

43:33🔗 Adam Right.

43:33🔗 Drew They're very low-key. And the child doesn't get enough stimulation. So that's why you and I make a great couple, see?

43:38🔗 Adam Right. But you're reserved normally. You just have a little fire in your belly.

43:45🔗 Drew I got an engine going, yeah.

43:46🔗 Adam Whereas I got an ice cube tray in my ass. That's the difference. Drew's got the fire in his belly. I got a block of ice in my ass.

43:53🔗 Drew Would you come in on Vicodin every night, please?

43:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:54🔗 Drew I'll treat you when it's all over. Don't worry.

43:56🔗 Adam Yeah, okay. Oh, you mean you'll wean me off it?

43:58🔗 Drew I'll detox you, put in programming. You'll be a better person. I can get you healed.

44:03🔗 Adam Who's going to keep the Vicodin coming in, though?

44:05🔗 Drew I took my last one. For a couple of years, I'll keep it strong.

44:08🔗 Adam Okay, good times. Jason?

44:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:11🔗 Adam You're 24.

44:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:12🔗 Adam What's up? You got a lump.

44:15🔗 Caller I got a question. Yeah, Dr. Drew.

44:17🔗 Drew Yeah, Jason.

44:18🔗 Caller I have a lump underneath my tongue. It's next to the secretion gland.

44:23🔗 Drew You can see the salivary gland coming out there. Yeah. Is it hurt?

44:29🔗 Caller No.

44:29🔗 Drew Is it sort of inside the tissue or is it sort of stuck on on top?

44:34🔗 It's inside the tissue.

44:35🔗 Caller It's about the size of a BB.

44:36🔗 Drew Do you chew tobacco or anything like that? No.

44:39🔗 Caller I smoke cigars.

44:40🔗 Drew Yeah. I'd have this looked at. Maybe just be a stone in the salivary duct. But it's not in.

44:46🔗 Caller It's right beside it.

44:47🔗 Drew I understand. But you're looking at what's coming out of the underneath the tongue. There's a little duct there going back to the gland.

44:52🔗 Adam They get stones in there?

44:54🔗 Drew They get stones.

44:55🔗 Adam What kind of stones?

44:56🔗 Drew Salivary stones. I don't know what the makeup is offhand.

45:00🔗 Adam Where else do you get stones?

45:01🔗 Drew Kidneys?

45:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, no duct. But where's the other one?

45:04🔗 Drew Gallbladder?

45:06🔗 Adam Gall stones, kidney stones, and you get salivary duct stones?

45:09🔗 Drew You get stones in the prostate, bladder.

45:12🔗 Caller All right.

45:13🔗 Adam You're bumming my high now, Drew. Can we move on to the next call?

45:15🔗 Drew I'm sorry.

45:15🔗 Adam What's he have to do? Take a look at this, go to the doctor?

45:18🔗 Drew Dentist, ENT, regular doctor, any of those can take a look at.

45:21🔗 Adam Your nose and throat guy. Matt?

45:23🔗 Yeah.

45:23🔗 Adam You're 20. What's up?

45:25🔗 Caller Yeah. I've got two holes in my penis, and I was just wondering if that's normal.

45:29🔗 Drew No, it's not normal. Is the one hole underneath?

45:33🔗 Caller No. It's like one hole and it's got a flap of skin separating it.

45:38🔗 Drew Does urine come out of both?

45:40🔗 Caller Yes, it does.

45:41🔗 Adam Yikes.

45:42🔗 Drew Again, there's different versions of this that that second hole can actually go all the way down.

45:47🔗 Adam Yeah. I wouldn't think the urethra is split in half all the way down.

45:51🔗 Drew No, I don't think so.

45:53🔗 Adam So it's like just at the end.

45:55🔗 Drew It's probably some septum in there. Whether or not that needs to be surgically corrected, I doubt it, but again, these things should be looked at by urologists. Make sure that's the only anomaly there.

46:03🔗 Adam What's it do for the stream of peepee?

46:05🔗 Caller What's that?

46:06🔗 Adam What about the whiz? How's that come out?

46:09🔗 Caller Both holes.

46:10🔗 Adam Yeah, but can you hit the toilet?

46:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:14🔗 Adam No problem. Or in my case, the sink? Yeah. No problems?

46:17🔗 Caller No problems.

46:18🔗 Adam You don't get that fork ball going?

46:20🔗 Caller No, not usually.

46:21🔗 Adam All right. I sometimes get that in the morning.

46:23🔗 Caller Well, it hurt anything with like fertility or anything?

46:26🔗 Drew No, I really don't think so.

46:27🔗 Caller No.

46:27🔗 Adam No.

46:28🔗 Caller All right.

46:29🔗 Adam So the sperm will come out of you like a lawn bird. How does that work, by the way? What about the semen?

46:38🔗 Caller It comes out of both.

46:39🔗 Adam Really?

46:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:41🔗 Adam You've gotten close enough, huh?

46:42🔗 Caller Well, my girlfriend said that.

46:44🔗 Adam I see.

46:45🔗 Caller She's fascinated with it.

46:46🔗 Adam Well, good.

46:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:47🔗 Adam Give her something to do.

46:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:49🔗 Adam All right, Matt.

46:50🔗 Caller Thank you.

46:50🔗 Adam Hey, good times. You're fine. Jacob.

46:54🔗 Yeah.

46:54🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

46:55🔗 Caller Yeah. My girlfriend took, on Saturday night, she took two double stacks of ecstasy and one normal, and so it's like five hits. For the past couple of days, she's been getting nosebleeds a lot. She's had 11 nosebleeds in the past days, and she's been getting migraine headaches and stuff.

47:16🔗 Drew Did she snort it?

47:18🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

47:18🔗 Drew Did she snort it?

47:20🔗 Caller No.

47:20🔗 Adam How old is she?

47:21🔗 Caller She's 16.

47:22🔗 Drew Does she have a history of migraines? I don't think so. Not migraines. Does she have any other problems right now?

47:29🔗 Caller No, I don't think so.

47:30🔗 Drew Headaches and nosebleed, that's it. She's thinking is normal, her feelings are normal.

47:33🔗 Caller Well, she's acting a little bit different. She's just mood, but I know that's just because of serotonin and stuff.

47:39🔗 Adam Hold on a second, Jacob.

47:41🔗 Drew I just know because I know just because it's the serotonin regions of the brain are completely wiped out, destroyed.

47:47🔗 Adam Wow, five, 16, five hits an X.

47:50🔗 Drew Yeah, that's bad news.

47:51🔗 Adam Yeah, that is a lot to be on at that tender age. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. Drew and I are gonna talk more about ejaculating and then when we come back, we'll get to Jacob and his girlfriend after this.

48:04🔗 Caller Let's have some more fun.

48:06🔗 Caller Okay, let's do it.

48:56🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. This may be the Vicodin talking, but that sounds like a pretty good riff. I've not heard that before. Offspring. Offspring? Is that new? Good. Well, we like the offspring, so I'm glad they're doing good music. Phone number, 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, Duran Duran and Matthew Lillard will be in here Sunday and Monday of next week. And until then, we'll get back to the phones. So, Jacob, the girlfriend took five hits of ecstasy.

49:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:30🔗 Adam Why so many?

49:32🔗 Caller Well, she didn't know. Two of them were double stacks.

49:36🔗 Adam So, she thought she was just taking three.

49:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:39🔗 Adam Still seems like a lot.

49:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:41🔗 Adam Why is she doing so much X?

49:43🔗 Caller I don't know. She's become kind of like immune to it, I guess, and so, I mean, she has to take more to get the good effect.

49:49🔗 Adam Well, that's healthy. That's fine.

49:50🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

49:52🔗 Adam And now she's having constant nosebleeds.

49:54🔗 Caller Yeah. She's been getting a lot of nosebleeds and migraines and stuff.

49:57🔗 Drew Oh, boy. How long ago did this happen?

50:00🔗 Caller She took them on Saturday.

50:02🔗 Drew Don't you think she ought to see a doctor?

50:04🔗 Caller That's what I suggested, but...

50:06🔗 Drew And what did she say to that?

50:08🔗 Caller She's afraid she'll get in trouble or something.

50:11🔗 Adam Well, it actually... You know, I don't want to sound like Squaresville here. The kids still say Squares.

50:18🔗 Drew Just pops.

50:18🔗 Adam But I don't want to sound like Pops Corolla, but her getting into a little trouble would probably be a good thing at this point.

50:24🔗 Drew It might prevent her from... Well, she undoubtedly has already caused herself irreversible damage, but the...

50:29🔗 Adam Really?

50:30🔗 Drew Absolutely.

50:30🔗 Adam Why?

50:32🔗 Drew Large hits of hallucinogens always have consequence. And it may be mild, but it will at least... Getting her... Getting somebody to take care of her will prevent her from getting into very serious problems if she hasn't already gotten into it.

50:45🔗 Adam Okay. Jacob? Yeah? Tell her Dr. Drew said she needs to go to a doctor. All right. All right? Okay. All right.

50:51🔗 Drew You gotta talk to him or her about what she's done.

50:53🔗 Adam What's up with the nosebleeds when you're younger? Why... I haven't had a nosebleed in 20 years, but, you know, when I was 15, I'd get them.

51:02🔗 Drew That's a good question. I don't know.

51:04🔗 Adam You'd figure those things... Those veins or whatever. Yeah. It'd be more. Yeah.

51:09🔗 Drew I don't know.

51:10🔗 Adam I got a hot day. Yeah. One of these days, when I'm really high on Vicodin, I'll tell everyone my baseball home run nosebleed story, which I think I told Drew. I tell that story on the show.

51:22🔗 Drew We'll talk about it. Just spare the listeners, please.

51:26🔗 Adam Good times. Quite a heroic feat. Ernie?

51:31🔗 Yes, I'm here.

51:32🔗 Adam You're 30. What's up?

51:34🔗 I had a question for Dr. Drew, mainly. However, I just had 19 stitches in my arm, Adam, so I wouldn't feel too bad about your ankle.

51:44🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing that's interesting about me. I can complain no matter what, and it's not relative to what other people have to complain about. I could be standing between a burn victim and a leper and I'd still be complaining about my ankle.

51:59🔗 Caller Well, mine's worse than yours.

52:01🔗 Drew And your parents.

52:02🔗 Adam And my parents, and explaining to them how they don't know what pain is. But, Adam, what did you get 19 stitches for?

52:09🔗 Caller Well, I was trying to move a piece of glass into a dumpster, and it was tempered glass, and it broke over my head, and part of it came down and hit my arm. And yeah, well, I'm not crying about it. So anyway, Dr. Drew, my question was mainly for you. I was wondering if you might have caught the 2020. On 2020.

52:32🔗 Drew Yeah, I didn't. But I was aware that was coming. And what this was, was a story.

52:37🔗 Adam Was that tonight?

52:39🔗 Drew Yeah, it was a story about teaching people who fail AA, alcoholics who fail AA, alternative methods to manage their alcoholism. And remember, this is for people that fail AA, okay?

52:52🔗 Adam Well, fail how many times?

52:54🔗 Drew Well, but the point, that's a good question. But the point is.

52:57🔗 Caller Or that people that feel that it doesn't quite float their boat.

53:01🔗 Drew Here's the deal.

53:01🔗 Caller Because I've been to a few AA meetings, and I just, I don't quite subscribe to their, their dealing with it.

53:12🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal.

53:13🔗 Caller Now, I don't know if I'm wrong in that or, or.

53:16🔗 Drew All right, Ernie, listen for one second.

53:19🔗 Adam Ernie, stop the booze babble, buddy.

53:21🔗 Drew Yeah, I want you to listen for a second. Which is that, remember now, we're taking a group of people who have failed formal treatment, not, hey, I attended a couple of meetings, people who went to treatment and failed. People are now trying to search for ways to help those people or prevent them from coming in to harm. So, what are they doing? They're out there, they're trying to find ways to get them to moderate or to use behavioral methods to reduce risk, okay? It's called harm reduction methods. Methadone is having a resurgence of, I guess we'll call it popularity or utility perhaps because we're having difficulty getting resources to treat heroin addicts and they're dying. So it's literally a last ditch effort at this point to try to save people from death and destruction. I'm all for that, however, I will guarantee you as God is my witness, you mark my words, there will be a price to be paid for this too. When it comes to addiction, anything you do to delay the inevitable and sustain the relationship of that person with their drug of choice, there will be consequences and they will be worse down the line.

54:25🔗 Adam What are they telling them to do? Just back off on the booze? Don't drink as much?

54:29🔗 Drew Teaching them behavioral methods to moderate and to control and things. This will go out of control in a major way at some point and I guarantee that. I've seen this disease enough.

54:38🔗 Adam Really hit that wine bottle when I get home tonight, buddy.

54:43🔗 Drew Speaking of progression.

54:44🔗 Adam Yeah. I wish I had a Bota bag full of it right now.

54:48🔗 Drew By the way, a good way to activate that reward system, opiates.

54:51🔗 Adam Oh, really?

54:52🔗 Drew Yeah, sure. You're doing it.

54:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

54:53🔗 Drew Then you'll drive to sustain that level of reward activation with some other substance like pot or alcohol.

54:59🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. Don't smoke much pot. I got to tell you.

55:04🔗 Drew Tonight?

55:06🔗 Adam Will I smoke pot tonight? I may surprise myself. You never know.

55:10🔗 Drew Not if you drink halfway.

55:12🔗 Adam No, no. I'll be boos. But I may compromise and drink out of the bong. Use that as a tumbler. Alex?

55:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:20🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

55:22🔗 Caller Well, actually, I'm gay and I don't know how to go about telling my parents.

55:28🔗 Drew Why do you have to tell your parents?

55:29🔗 Adam Well, first, it's important to wait for a holiday.

55:32🔗 Drew Thanksgiving, especially.

55:33🔗 Adam Preferably a religious one. Easter, Christmas. Nice Passover if you're Jewish.

55:39🔗 Drew Why is it important?

55:40🔗 Adam Are you Jewish?

55:41🔗 Caller No, I'm not Jewish.

55:43🔗 Drew Why is it important to tell your parents?

55:44🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. I just feel weird hiding it from them.

55:50🔗 Drew Let's take an example. Let's think about heterosexual males. Do you think they feel comfortable hiding from their parents when they're sexually active?

55:58🔗 Who?

55:59🔗 Drew A heterosexual male.

56:00🔗 Yes.

56:01🔗 Drew That they would not want to hide their sexual behavior from their parents?

56:07🔗 Adam You've confused the young day lad.

56:08🔗 Drew You asked the question such a way.

56:09🔗 Adam Here's what I'm saying, screwball, or what Drew is attempting to say. I have no college training and I got a Vicodin in me. I can still articulate myself better than he can.

56:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:19🔗 Adam Okay, listen. If a 16-year-old straight guy is getting a BJ from his girlfriend, do you think he has to share that with his parents? Do you think he feels guilty?

56:29🔗 Caller No.

56:30🔗 Adam Okay. So why is it different for you?

56:34🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. It's like they think I have a girlfriend. I have this friend, Janine, and well, they think I'm going out with her. And I don't know, it just feels kind of weird because she doesn't know. And she doesn't know?

56:49🔗 Adam Janine doesn't know?

56:50🔗 Caller She doesn't know that my parents, because I go out with her like, you know.

56:55🔗 Drew Well, it'd be reasonable to talk to her about it, right?

56:57🔗 How gay are you?

56:58🔗 Drew And the thing about the parent thing is I'm all in favor of you telling your parents who you are and what you're all about.

57:03🔗 Adam Yeah, when you're in your 40s.

57:05🔗 Drew But the reaction you get can be troubling sometimes.

57:08🔗 Adam Is your mom a ball buster?

57:11🔗 Caller No. Actually, you know what she used to be. Yeah. She can't no more.

57:16🔗 Adam Why?

57:17🔗 Caller Because I won't let her, man.

57:19🔗 Adam I see. Your mom.

57:20🔗 Caller I'll just like cover myself up, you know, block. I can block. Yeah, I mean, you know.

57:26🔗 Adam What do you mean? What do you mean you can block? You mean physically?

57:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:30🔗 Adam And your mom threw punches at you?

57:32🔗 Caller Yeah. Really? I don't know my mom.

57:34🔗 Adam Oh my God. I got an idea. Yeah. Turn a man gay. Yeah. Well, what about your dad?

57:43🔗 Drew By the way, this is why you intent on telling her.

57:45🔗 Adam Yeah. It's payback time for mommy.

57:47🔗 Caller Hi, mommy. I'm gay.

57:49🔗 Adam That's right. Yeah. She's going to go through the roof, isn't she?

57:52🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah. My boyfriend sort of wants, you know, sex. And I don't know. I don't want to sort of.

58:01🔗 Drew Well, don't don't do what you don't want to do.

58:02🔗 Adam But you're a behemoth still intact.

58:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:05🔗 Adam I see. You want to hang on to that for a while?

58:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:08🔗 Adam OK. Good times. Don't let him get you juiced up with wine coolers and go with the coolie.

58:14🔗 Drew All right. So we know we have a good reason to believe that your mom's going to have a very unpleasant reaction.

58:18🔗 Adam We always know that when someone wants to tell him.

58:20🔗 Drew At 15 or 16.

58:22🔗 Adam How old's your boyfriend?

58:23🔗 Caller He's the same. He's 16.

58:25🔗 Drew All right.

58:26🔗 Adam Listen, don't tell her.

58:28🔗 Drew You can tell her when you have a very supportive network of peers, preferably many who've been through what you've been through and have dealt with it, so you can fall back on them when your mom has her whatever she does.

58:39🔗 Caller No, I mean, I don't think she's going to react that way because, I mean, she has, like, I think, a couple of gay friends, and I think she's gay, but I'm not sure.

58:47🔗 Adam You think your mom's gay?

58:48🔗 Caller Yeah, but I'm not sure.

58:50🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

58:51🔗 Caller My dad is, I don't know, at home. I'm with my mother right now.

58:58🔗 Adam I see.

58:59🔗 Caller My dad, and he has, like, his own thing going on.

59:02🔗 Adam I see.

59:03🔗 Drew They're married?

59:04🔗 Adam No. Is he kind of timid, your dad?

59:09🔗 Caller No, but, I mean, I don't think I would want to tell her. I think I'd rather tell my mom.

59:15🔗 Adam All right. Well, yeah, because your dad won't care. Your mom's the one you got to get a little payback in with, right?

59:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. So that's why you shouldn't tell her.

59:25🔗 Drew Right. It's not a reason to tell somebody that.

59:28🔗 Adam To try to pay them back.

59:29🔗 Drew Yeah. That is not why you tell somebody this information.

59:33🔗 Adam You wonder if it's why. Is it a good reason for going gay? You know what I mean? I mean, talk about resolve. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. I'm going to blow this guy. Then we'll see who the joke's on. I'll be laughing all the way to the gay bar. I wonder. I know it's not a real popular theory, but every time we talk to someone, it's always got that ball buster for a mom. It seems to be the through line. Then it's like, I'm going to break her heart. I'm going to tell her I'm going to screw her life up. She screwed my life up. I'm going to screw her life up. All right. Well, anyway, you're gay. Just keep it under your hat for just a couple of years. Get out of the house. Fine. Good times. Laurel, you're 16.

1:00:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:27🔗 Adam What's up?

1:00:28🔗 Caller I was just wondering because I think I'm bipolar, but I don't know.

1:00:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:00:32🔗 Because I'm always happy. 98 percent of the time I'm happy, excessively happy.

1:00:39🔗 Caller Then like 2 percent of the time, when I get upset, I get really upset.

1:00:42🔗 I'll just start crying for no reason.

1:00:45🔗 Adam Then what about the other 8 percent of the time?

1:00:48🔗 Caller There isn't another 8.

1:00:50🔗 Drew 98 percent.

1:00:51🔗 Caller 98 and 2 percent.

1:00:51🔗 Adam I thought you said 90 percent of the time.

1:00:55🔗 Drew Is that really, truly 98 percent of the time or maybe 60-70 percent of the time?

1:01:00🔗 Caller Pretty much 98 percent of the time.

1:01:03🔗 Adam Well, what are you worried about then?

1:01:04🔗 Drew Like 2 days out of the year, 6 days out of the year, you're unhappy. Maybe more. Okay. How many days out of the month are you unhappy? Four. Four days out of the month.

1:01:15🔗 Adam Not bad.

1:01:16🔗 Drew So maybe once a week.

1:01:17🔗 Adam Listen, I'd take those odds.

1:01:19🔗 Drew Once a week.

1:01:20🔗 Caller Like is there anything wrong?

1:01:22🔗 Drew You might want to consult with somebody. Here's one of the interesting things about this. No, there may not be anything wrong, but some of the newer research that's coming out is showing that if in a critical period, which is in the 18 to early 20s, if you experience several episodes of hyperstimulation and hypomania, that mechanism gets kindled into and etched into the brain chemistry. It's almost like, they look at it kind of like a seizure, in that you can stimulate these manias to occur, some environmental factor stimulates them. And if that happens enough time during a critical period, it'll keep happening on through the rest of the life.

1:02:01🔗 Adam So if the ice cream truck drives through your living room wall and tips over while you're watching TV and you're eight years old and you freak out, I mean, you go nuts, that can then be etched into your psyche?

1:02:19🔗 Drew No, it's a little different. It's more like you get into a manic phase and nothing brings you down, neither psychological input or sort of regulation of your own affect. It gets sort of stirred up by something and it gets going and it gets going. And it does that a couple of times and now it's gone on its own. Now it just does it automatically.

1:02:40🔗 Adam So what should you do?

1:02:42🔗 Drew I'd get an evaluation. I think it's a great idea. It might prevent this from becoming more of a serious problem later on.

1:02:47🔗 Adam Jeff, you're 23. What's up?

1:02:49🔗 Caller What's that?

1:02:50🔗 Adam You have a question?

1:02:52🔗 Caller Yeah, I do. It was probably about a year ago. Like my girlfriend was like riding me really hard. And she came down, like slipped out, and she still came down to me and like bent it backwards.

1:03:05🔗 Adam Right.

1:03:06🔗 Caller And it like popped or something and it like caused me like extreme pain. Needless to say that was the end of it right then. And then for like a month after, every time it got hard, it really, really hurt.

1:03:16🔗 Drew Did you see a doctor?

1:03:17🔗 Caller No, I didn't. I was kind of embarrassed to really go to a doctor about it.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Did it get swollen up?

1:03:22🔗 Caller Yeah, it did.

1:03:24🔗 Drew Is it still swollen or is it back to normal now?

1:03:26🔗 Caller It's been like a year, so it's back to normal now.

1:03:28🔗 Drew And do you get erections normally?

1:03:30🔗 Caller Yeah, it's just sometimes even during the middle of sex, it'll just fall down for no apparent reason. It just won't come back up.

1:03:37🔗 Drew You need to talk to a urologist.

1:03:39🔗 Adam Yeah. And then he cramps semen. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah. And is still the same girlfriend?

1:03:46🔗 Caller No.

1:03:47🔗 Adam New girlfriend?

1:03:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:48🔗 Adam Yeah. She's gonna love that story. Sorry about the Johnson, honey, but you got to realize, the old bitch was riding me so hard, she damn near broke it.

1:03:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:57🔗 Adam Oh, I tell you, that hurts my teeth.

1:04:00🔗 Caller It's not a good story for me, because I'm one of those types of people who can just finish sleeping with a girl and then roll over and jack off.

1:04:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you're a certain breed of cat.

1:04:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:10🔗 Adam I was that way when I was 23 too.

1:04:12🔗 Drew Now you just roll over.

1:04:13🔗 Adam Now, yeah, I don't even finish with a girl. I just roll over.

1:04:16🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:04:17🔗 Adam That's it. It's more of a shift than it is a sexual move.

1:04:21🔗 Drew You don't even start.

1:04:22🔗 Caller You think I should see a doctor then.

1:04:23🔗 Drew Yeah, you should. You can tear and rupture the cavernous body within the penis that allows erection to occur.

1:04:30🔗 Adam Are there two caverns in there?

1:04:32🔗 Drew Yeah, two main bodies.

1:04:33🔗 Adam Not three, just two?

1:04:35🔗 Drew Well, there's kind of three, but there's two big ones, two main ones.

1:04:37🔗 Adam And then a smaller one underneath it?

1:04:38🔗 Drew Right down the middle where everything goes.

1:04:40🔗 Adam So, if you took two sewage pipes, put them next to each other, and then a smaller diameter sewage pipe underneath it?

1:04:47🔗 Drew Yes, yes. Yeah. Give me the book.

1:04:50🔗 Adam No.

1:04:50🔗 Drew Yes, come on.

1:04:51🔗 Adam No, listen, I got my Vicodin. I don't want to see any veins running through some cavern, for Christ's sake. John?

1:04:59🔗 Caller Hi, guys.

1:04:59🔗 Adam I got porn to watch when I get home. I don't want to be interrupted with biology. What's up?

1:05:04🔗 Caller I like the man show, I'm a big fan.

1:05:06🔗 Adam That's right, it was on tonight. I forgot to say anything.

1:05:08🔗 Caller The one about women.

1:05:10🔗 Adam Which one was that? The woman show?

1:05:12🔗 Caller Yeah, the way that you don't understand them.

1:05:14🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I don't remember which one that was.

1:05:17🔗 Caller Anyway.

1:05:18🔗 Adam Shut up. Listen, the new season is on Sunday, not this Sunday, Sunday the 18th, 10 o'clock. New day. Spread the word. All right. It's going to be big.

1:05:28🔗 Best show on television, the man show.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Yes. Governor Jesse Ventura, what a genius. What's up?

1:05:35🔗 Drew Whatever. Wait a minute. I got to show you. Here's the two.

1:05:37🔗 Adam All right. Drew is showing me the picture of the penis.

1:05:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:40🔗 Caller Anyway.

1:05:41🔗 Drew This way it looks right down the middle here.

1:05:42🔗 Caller About a little while ago, my mom told me that when she was like 15, that her boyfriend at the time raped her.

1:05:49🔗 Adam That's nice.

1:05:49🔗 Caller It's like 30 years ago and he was like 30, she was like 15 and then they had a relationship. But this really bothers me now.

1:05:56🔗 Adam Why did mom tell you that?

1:05:58🔗 Caller Because I was like prying her because we were talking about our other family.

1:06:02🔗 Adam What other family?

1:06:04🔗 Caller Because that was some lady she lived with. Her dad left her there. So we were talking about how bad her dad is, that's why.

1:06:13🔗 Drew What is the question?

1:06:13🔗 Adam So you were sort of goosing her for information?

1:06:17🔗 Caller Then I kept on and I said, I know there's something and she told me. Anyway, I just feel like I'm obligated because I'm very nervous. I don't want her to think less of me because now that I know, you know, I feel like I have to do something because-

1:06:35🔗 Drew To whom?

1:06:36🔗 Caller Because of what?

1:06:37🔗 Drew To whom?

1:06:38🔗 Caller I'm what? I'm sorry.

1:06:40🔗 Adam All right.

1:06:40🔗 Caller I'm nervous.

1:06:41🔗 Adam All right. That's all right. I'm nervous too, except for I'm this close to falling asleep. John, what do you have to do?

1:06:49🔗 Drew And to whom?

1:06:49🔗 Caller Like maybe I have to get rid of him.

1:06:50🔗 Adam Don't say whom to our listeners.

1:06:52🔗 Caller I'm going to kill him, but I just want to cut his penis off.

1:06:54🔗 Adam Who?

1:06:55🔗 Caller The guy that did it.

1:06:56🔗 Drew Do you know him?

1:06:57🔗 Caller No, but I mean, I know her name, but I mean, I'm not looking into it or anything, but I don't know if I will eventually.

1:07:04🔗 Adam All right. Well, man's got to have goals. I don't know. What are you doing, John? Working at some sort of a slaughterhouse or something?

1:07:12🔗 Caller I don't have any job.

1:07:13🔗 Adam All right. Here's the problem.

1:07:16🔗 Drew Too much time.

1:07:17🔗 Caller You want some history?

1:07:19🔗 Adam On you?

1:07:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:19🔗 Adam No.

1:07:20🔗 Caller No.

1:07:21🔗 Adam And it's no fun when people volunteer. We have to extract it from them like a dentist pulling a bad tooth.

1:07:27🔗 Drew But somewhere you're angry at a lot of aggression.

1:07:30🔗 Adam There's issues. We'll take your word on that. But here's the deal, everybody. You get really busy and all those thoughts of revenge and payback and all those behaviors like stalking people and obsessing and all that stuff, it magically goes away. You know why? Because there's 24 hours in a day.

1:07:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:51🔗 Adam You're working 13 of those hours and then you're exhausted the other 11. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:07:57🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:07:59🔗 Adam You're jobless, you got some time on your hands, you're watching a little too much TV, and it's time to think about cutting the penis off of the guy who raped mommy in 1972.

1:08:09🔗 Drew You also don't have other alternatives to look for ways of regulating your feelings and getting some self-worth.

1:08:14🔗 Adam Okay. So John, get a job and then you can save up and hire a hitman. You don't have to do it yourself. Very sensible advice. Unacceptable. Jack?

1:08:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:24🔗 Adam You're 22. What's up?

1:08:26🔗 Caller I have a problem. After a couple of hours of intercourse with my girlfriend, I still stay hard. And I go to sleep and I wake up in the morning and I'm still hard. I was wondering, is that a problem and is that going to affect me in the long run?

1:08:37🔗 Drew Well, it's not that you go to sleep and stay hard the whole night.

1:08:40🔗 Caller I don't know if I am still hard.

1:08:41🔗 Caller I just wake up and I'm still hard.

1:08:43🔗 Drew And then it goes back down, right? After you pee in the morning?

1:08:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. So your problem is you're male?

1:08:50🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:08:51🔗 Adam Yeah. That's fine, Jack.

1:08:53🔗 Caller Am I going to stay like that forever or?

1:08:56🔗 Drew No. Don't worry.

1:08:57🔗 Adam Don't worry. One day you'll be checking on your car seat trying to find that erection. It won't be there. Okay. You want to talk about problems? I'm going to pee in this trash can during the next break because I drank four cups of coffee. I got a whiz.

1:09:14🔗 Drew I'm just wondering how you're going to get it. You have to come with me. Let's go. You're going to lean on my shoulder. We're going to go. Come on.

1:09:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:19🔗 Drew I know that's a lot better now.

1:09:20🔗 Adam I'm trying to figure out how my foot's doing here.

1:09:22🔗 Drew It's a lot better. I know it.

1:09:24🔗 Adam You do?

1:09:24🔗 Drew Yeah. You just got to make sure you don't hit it just right. You got to.

1:09:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Maybe it is a little better.

1:09:29🔗 Drew Of course it's better.

1:09:30🔗 Adam Let's celebrate. Let's make some popcorn, Drew.

1:09:32🔗 Drew You're such a pussy. And I want you to call your therapist and remake your appointment.

1:09:35🔗 Adam Oh, how dare you. Hey, Drew, what happened to popcorn balls? Remember popcorn balls? People would eat popcorn balls. It was fun. You'd take like maple syrup and sugar or something and you'd cook it and you'd put it in a saucepan.

1:09:50🔗 Drew Now they got much fancier. They put chocolate and they put nuts in there.

1:09:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Remember popcorn balls when you were a kid? It was like fun. You'd make them like when you were 10 on a Friday or something. What the hell happened to it? Do your kids eat popcorn balls? Let's try to see if we can work that back in. All right. I'm going to be probably on myself halfway between the studio and the bathroom. Then we'll come back and get some of your calls.

1:10:16🔗 Drew Love Line, with Anna Carolla and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back before you know it.

1:10:49🔗 Adam Good riffs going down tonight. Hey there, kiddies, I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Duran Duran is going to be in here on Sunday night, and it will be good to... Simon and Nick are coming in, did you say? That's what they tell us. All right, it will be good to see those guys again. Everyone in that band is extremely nice. I think it's because they're from England.

1:11:13🔗 Drew Warren's not from England.

1:11:14🔗 Adam That's right. Warren Cucariello was in... What the hell is Duran Duran? The guy started playing with Frank Zappa, and then he was with Missing Persons or something, but Warren joined Duran Duran a little bit later, I think that was the deal. Crystal?

1:11:36🔗 Caller Uh-huh?

1:11:36🔗 Adam So, you're 16. You had unprotected sex and missed your period, but pregnancy test was negative.

1:11:46🔗 Drew Well, how long ago did you have the sex?

1:11:49🔗 Caller Before I took the test, which was a week before I did.

1:11:55🔗 Caller Which was like two weeks ago that I took it.

1:11:57🔗 Drew So, how about taking another one?

1:11:59🔗 Caller I haven't, because I thought I was going to get my period, but I didn't.

1:12:02🔗 Drew Okay, you better take another pregnancy test.

1:12:04🔗 Adam Well, don't you have to wait like ten days for those things?

1:12:07🔗 Caller Well, I'm late.

1:12:09🔗 I'm really late this month.

1:12:11🔗 Caller I'm like two weeks late.

1:12:13🔗 Drew Don't confuse her. Take another one.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Crystal, please don't have any children.

1:12:16🔗 Drew Take another one. Please.

1:12:17🔗 Adam You put the wrong end of your nipple into the kid's mouth.

1:12:19🔗 Drew How come you didn't take the morning after pill?

1:12:23🔗 Caller Because I didn't know.

1:12:25🔗 Drew You didn't know you had unprotected sex?

1:12:27🔗 Caller No, I did, but-

1:12:28🔗 Drew Why didn't you take the emergency contraception?

1:12:30🔗 Caller I don't know. I'm dumb.

1:12:32🔗 Adam Okay.

1:12:32🔗 Drew Next time, really, get that in your medicine cabinet. Just take it a day or two and you're fine.

1:12:38🔗 Adam Here's my advice for dumb people. I know I used to be dumb. A lot of my friends are dumb. Many of my loved ones are dumb. Here's my advice. When you're dumb, look at it like a disease that you live with. People have diabetes, they know it. They steer clear of certain things. They take their insulin. There's people who have problems with their regulating their blood sugar or something, and there's diabetics, whatever. They know what they do. There's people that are allergic to things. They stay away from those things. People who can't swim, they stay away from swimming pools. When you know you're dumb, understand you're dumb, and then try not to listen to yourself when it comes to a lot of decision-making. Do you see what I'm saying, Drew?

1:13:27🔗 Drew Those are the people who listen more to themselves and less to other people.

1:13:32🔗 Adam Wouldn't it be a better world if someone could say, hey listen, I know I'm dumb, so my impulse is to do this or my impulse is to not do that? Maybe I shouldn't do it.

1:13:41🔗 Drew It's actually we're trying to teach addicts, which is that brain will drive you back to drugs. Any decisions you're making is with that brain, and that brain is taking you in a certain direction. Don't trust it. Take input from other people.

1:13:53🔗 Adam How dumb could you be if you did that? Cassie, you're 16. What's up?

1:14:00🔗 Caller I went through this period of a month where I had sex with four people that I was under the influence of. I had to be under the influence of something, and I don't know where this is coming from.

1:14:13🔗 Drew So you had to numb yourself up, and you went out and had sex.

1:14:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:17🔗 Drew And no reason that you can see.

1:14:19🔗 Caller Well, I mean, it was like at a party or something.

1:14:21🔗 Drew You weren't depressed. You weren't starting feeling bad about yourself.

1:14:24🔗 Caller I don't know. I just.

1:14:25🔗 Drew Well, we don't know. So what do you think?

1:14:28🔗 Caller Well, I mean, when I was 14, I had sex with an 18-year-old and my parents did like this whole statutory rape on him. And maybe it made me act out. I don't know.

1:14:36🔗 Drew But how did that make you feel the whole experience?

1:14:38🔗 Adam Well, but on another.

1:14:39🔗 Caller My life.

1:14:40🔗 Drew Why? What do you mean?

1:14:41🔗 Caller Well, I mean, you know, he was 18 and he knew people that I knew. And I was just a freshman in high school. And you know.

1:14:49🔗 Adam Did the guy end up going to jail?

1:14:50🔗 Caller No, he didn't.

1:14:52🔗 Adam Now, but on the other hand, you're already, you know, you could hypothesize that that caused you to rebel or act out. But you were nailing a guy when you're 14 anyway. Already. Yeah, you're already kind of going. That's why. That's why it came to be.

1:15:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:09🔗 Adam So there's some energy there.

1:15:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:12🔗 Adam And so what's up?

1:15:15🔗 Caller I don't know. You know.

1:15:16🔗 Adam Well, what are you taking to numb yourself?

1:15:18🔗 Caller Oh, I wasn't. It's not. You know, the guys that I had sex with would be either I was at a party and I was really wasted.

1:15:25🔗 Drew What wasted on what?

1:15:26🔗 Caller Alcohol.

1:15:28🔗 Adam Or?

1:15:29🔗 Caller Or just, you know, weed.

1:15:31🔗 Adam I see. And you didn't like these guys, in other words?

1:15:36🔗 Caller No. You know, I wake up the next morning and be like, oh, my God, they were ugly.

1:15:40🔗 Adam And you wouldn't have had sex with them otherwise. What about finding a steady boyfriend?

1:15:45🔗 Caller You know, I try.

1:15:47🔗 Adam Yeah. What's up?

1:15:52🔗 Drew You're not letting us in here. What? Cassie, do you feel great about yourself?

1:15:56🔗 Guest Well, yeah.

1:15:57🔗 Adam Okay. Well, then good times.

1:16:00🔗 Guest Okay.

1:16:01🔗 Adam All right. You feel great about yourself. You're nailing a bunch of guys when you're loaded who you don't really care for. Thank you. Okay.

1:16:08🔗 Drew Are you an alcoholic addict, you think?

1:16:10🔗 Caller No.

1:16:11🔗 Drew All right. Is that in your family?

1:16:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:14🔗 Drew Who's got it?

1:16:15🔗 Caller Both sides.

1:16:16🔗 Drew Both parents have it too?

1:16:17🔗 Caller Yeah. Alcoholism.

1:16:19🔗 Drew All right. So maybe this is the consequence of being raised in an alcoholic family. Have you ever thought about that?

1:16:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:25🔗 Drew How about going to some Al-Anon or some Alateen, that kind of thing? You'll find a lot of the girls your age doing things like what you're doing as a result of being raised in an alcoholic family. You probably-

1:16:34🔗 Adam I got to swing by one of those meetings.

1:16:36🔗 Drew You probably have the gene-

1:16:36🔗 Adam They do guest lecturers over there?

1:16:38🔗 Drew Because people with alcoholism will use that genetic mechanism in order to feel good, basically, to escape negative feelings. You know, who at 16 doesn't feel kind of crummy?

1:16:48🔗 Adam I was going to use the reverb button over here, but then realized that my mic hasn't been plugged into that jack for many a year here. That's the beauty of Westwood 2. What a dump. What a dump. All right. Where the hell are we here, Andrew? I was going to give my speech to the young sluts at the CODA or Al-Anon meeting, but without reverb. Melissa?

1:17:13🔗 Caller Hi.

1:17:13🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

1:17:16🔗 Caller I'm 17. I just graduated. I'm going to college in the fall, and I'm completely sexually inexperienced. I mean, I haven't even been felt up or anything to that effect.

1:17:26🔗 Adam Now, you're not going to a junior college. You're going to a good college.

1:17:30🔗 Caller Right. Well, I mean, a university.

1:17:32🔗 Drew Where are you going?

1:17:32🔗 Caller University of Houston.

1:17:34🔗 Adam I see. I knew this wasn't junior college material.

1:17:38🔗 Caller No.

1:17:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:17:39🔗 Caller But all my friends, they have sex all the time. And I mean, one of my best friends is a stripper.

1:17:44🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:17:45🔗 Adam Back at junior college. What's up?

1:17:48🔗 Caller I don't know. I mean, I'm so into guys, and I chase them, and I get close to them, and then I guess you could say I get scared.

1:17:57🔗 Adam Do they like you?

1:17:58🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, I've had the opportunity to, you know, do things.

1:18:01🔗 Drew That's right. Nothing wrong with you. You're fine.

1:18:03🔗 Caller I feel like such a freak.

1:18:04🔗 Drew No, no, no, no.

1:18:05🔗 Adam No, it's good.

1:18:06🔗 Drew The more sort of revealing behavior you have is to make a stripper your best friend. So I suspect you're sort of a rescuer and a caretaker, that kind of thing?

1:18:16🔗 Caller I guess, yeah.

1:18:16🔗 Drew Is that you?

1:18:17🔗 Adam Interesting.

1:18:17🔗 Caller I guess.

1:18:18🔗 Adam How old is this?

1:18:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:20🔗 Adam How old is this stripper friend of yours?

1:18:21🔗 Caller She's 18.

1:18:23🔗 Adam I see. And yeah, does she have some problems?

1:18:28🔗 Caller No, not really. I mean, she doesn't smoke or drink or anything.

1:18:31🔗 Drew But you don't get involved in the drama that is her life.

1:18:34🔗 Caller No, but I mean, I just, I mean, I've never even been kissed. And I mean.

1:18:38🔗 Adam Really?

1:18:38🔗 Caller Really, and I'm not going off to college and I feel like, oh, so good.

1:18:43🔗 Adam Are you a little bit overweight?

1:18:45🔗 Caller No, no, I mean, no, I'm pretty healthy and good.

1:18:49🔗 Adam Hey, Melissa, it's all right. Because you know what you're saying? You're saying like, I've never been with a man. I don't have any sexual experience. And I'm going off to college and I feel insecure. And it's like saying, I'm traveling. And I've never driven a cab before. How am I going to get around? And here's how you get around. Pull 20 bucks out, wave it around, and someone will throw you in the back, and they'll drive.

1:19:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm so scared that I'm never going to get to experience anything.

1:19:23🔗 Drew No, you will, Melissa, why?

1:19:24🔗 Adam Is there any reason you'll be fine?

1:19:25🔗 Drew Any reason we should know about that has made you sort of disturbed or frightened of this behavior?

1:19:29🔗 Caller I have no idea.

1:19:31🔗 Adam You're religious?

1:19:32🔗 Caller No, actually, I'm not religious at all.

1:19:34🔗 Adam Dad take a dump on you? No?

1:19:37🔗 Drew This is a good thing, Melissa. You'll be thankful for this someday.

1:19:40🔗 Caller No, I do have a problem though. I have like really large breasts. My hands start to shake. I don't know. It makes me kind of insecure. Because everybody in my family is like kind of, I guess you could say, flat and I'm like a 40 double T.

1:19:54🔗 Caller Bouncy, bouncy.

1:19:57🔗 Caller And that makes me really insecure, I think.

1:20:00🔗 Adam It's tough to hear these calls on a Vicodin night. Where do you?

1:20:04🔗 Caller No, I mean-

1:20:05🔗 Adam How big is the rest of you?

1:20:06🔗 Caller Wait, no, I'm not overweight.

1:20:08🔗 Adam No, I'm not.

1:20:09🔗 Caller I'm going to use this later.

1:20:10🔗 Adam I weigh like 150. 150?

1:20:13🔗 Caller Uh-huh. And I have like really a big chest.

1:20:16🔗 Adam I see. How tall are you?

1:20:17🔗 Caller I'm 5'10.

1:20:20🔗 Adam This is going to serve me well. Maybe on the way home. Who knows? What city do you live in now?

1:20:25🔗 Caller Dallas.

1:20:27🔗 Adam What's about a two?

1:20:28🔗 Caller I live in Dallas.

1:20:29🔗 Adam Three hour plan five?

1:20:30🔗 Caller Yeah, three hour plan five.

1:20:31🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:20:31🔗 Adam Yeah. My ankle's too bad. Forget about it. It's a hair brain scheme. That was a Vicodin talking. Melissa, don't worry about it. I know you feel insecure and you feel inadequate.

1:20:42🔗 Drew No, it's fine. God bless you. Enjoy.

1:20:46🔗 Adam Listen, ladies, you have, and everybody who's listening, you have a few years in your life, and then you have to live with those few years for the rest of your life. You really do. Whether it's chalking up a lot of numbers with a lot of guys, drunk at a lot of parties, or doing a whole bunch of acid, hoofing a bunch of copier toner, whatever it is that you're doing between the age of, let's say, 14, 15, and 18, and 19, it's stuff you have to kind of bring around with you. Into your 30s, into your 40s, you bring it to your grave.

1:21:23🔗 Drew Setting the stage for your health, emotional and physically, for the rest of your life.

1:21:27🔗 Adam Yeah. And if you're some 17-year-old chick who hasn't been laid, fine. If you haven't kissed someone, all right. It's time to work that out, but it's not a problem, not a Loveline problem. Mike?

1:21:41🔗 Caller Hello.

1:21:41🔗 Adam You're 28. What's up?

1:21:44🔗 Caller Hold on one second.

1:21:45🔗 Drew Okay.

1:21:47🔗 Adam Unless he farts in the phone.

1:21:49🔗 Drew Wait, listen.

1:21:49🔗 Caller I had a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah. About an abscess from anabolic steroids.

1:21:55🔗 Caller I just had a question. I believe I injected one time and didn't get all the way into the muscle.

1:22:00🔗 Drew Right.

1:22:01🔗 Caller Is that technically what an abscess is, if it doesn't reach the muscle?

1:22:04🔗 Drew No. Abscess is formed for many reasons. It's basically introducing bacteria through an intramuscular injection. And people that do things to themselves, like shoot drugs, get these abscesses. And they can be huge and need surgical debridement.

1:22:18🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:19🔗 Adam Why? Because they're not...

1:22:21🔗 Drew Why are you injecting steroids into yourself?

1:22:23🔗 Caller Just to gain weight.

1:22:25🔗 Drew Yeah. This is one of the many, many and probably least significant of the dangerous side effects of these chemicals.

1:22:32🔗 Adam Why do you want to gain weight?

1:22:34🔗 Caller Just to put on a few pounds.

1:22:36🔗 Drew No. Mike, be honest.

1:22:38🔗 Adam Let me write that down.

1:22:39🔗 Drew You don't think there is a put on a few pounds?

1:22:41🔗 Adam Hold on. I got to write that down.

1:22:43🔗 Drew Who do you think he's talking to?

1:22:43🔗 Adam Why do you want to gain weight? Answer to put on a few pounds. That sums it up. Mike?

1:22:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:57🔗 Adam Why do you want to put on a few pounds?

1:23:00🔗 Caller To gain weight.

1:23:01🔗 Adam Let me get back to that. How much do you weigh now?

1:23:05🔗 Caller About 185.

1:23:06🔗 Adam Why is it important that you weigh more?

1:23:09🔗 Caller I just like to be a little bit bigger.

1:23:11🔗 Drew Why? Why, Mike?

1:23:14🔗 Caller I just would.

1:23:15🔗 Drew Why?

1:23:15🔗 Adam You're not playing a sport?

1:23:17🔗 Caller No. Just for physical appearance.

1:23:20🔗 Adam You just want bigger muscles. It's not like trying to gain some weight.

1:23:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:25🔗 Adam Why are you such a BSer, man? What's up with you?

1:23:30🔗 Caller I'm not being, I'd like to gain weight.

1:23:32🔗 Adam I know. But Mike, okay, Mike, let me give you a quick sit down here. You're trying to get chicks or scare guys?

1:23:40🔗 Caller Neither.

1:23:40🔗 Adam Just get me.

1:23:42🔗 Drew Mike, come on.

1:23:43🔗 Adam It's one or the other. What do you want?

1:23:45🔗 Caller It's neither one. I just want to be bigger.

1:23:47🔗 Adam I know. But it's like having an eating disorder if you're a chick. There's something in you that ain't quite right. Like your cell phone. You there? All right. Well, God intervened. I don't know if he's hung up or what.

1:24:04🔗 Drew Most of these guys are addicts. I often stimulate addicts too.

1:24:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:07🔗 Drew That's part of what that denial is all about, that thinking like, why? That's just because. Come on.

1:24:11🔗 Adam Well, listen, boneheads who just get real big this way. Listen, here's the only reason for doing anything to your physical appearance, to get laid. That's it. It's like.

1:24:24🔗 Drew Well, no. People are really looking for, they're looking for sort of acceptance and love and feel good about themselves. And getting laid can be part of that for men.

1:24:32🔗 Adam Okay. Let me ask a question though, and you can all give it some thought. How many, if you take the world's 20 hottest women, close your eyes, whoever that is to you, you know, Victoria Secret Models or Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, whoever, celebrities, singers, how many of those 20 women are dating a big muscular guy?

1:24:59🔗 Drew Right.

1:24:59🔗 Adam Here's the answer. None. They're dating skinny old guys or just skinny guys. You know what I'm saying? Women could care less. See, you ought to just take all that time and put it in your job. Put it in your career. Put it into your music. Put it into whatever. Fill in the blank. I think guys who get big do it to scare other guys. You know what I'm saying?

1:25:26🔗 Drew Maybe also to attract a certain kind of woman.

1:25:29🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. There are those women.

1:25:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:25:31🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. But they didn't make the top 20. We'll take a quick break. When we come back, we'll speak to Jeanette. Mom announced she's having an affair and left the family today. We'll talk to her about that after this.

1:25:53🔗 Drew We'll be right back.

1:26:21🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. I'm just wrapping Ace Bandage around my ugly looking ankle.

1:26:28🔗 Drew I want to thank Nathan D for sending us an email about, I guess the facts about an emergency protective order that's available in California. Kids can basically get protection against somebody who's abusing them without parental involvement.

1:26:43🔗 Adam You know, it was, you watch the NBA, you watch those sports.

1:26:48🔗 Drew My kids are into that now. Jesus.

1:26:50🔗 Adam They're into it.

1:26:50🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:26:52🔗 Adam I wanted to talk about something. It wasn't my idea, but my partner, Jimmy Kimmel was Emmy Award winning. Jimmy Kimmel.

1:27:00🔗 Drew So this must be good.

1:27:01🔗 Adam He was telling me that he was complaining about those Mrs. Jones Nike ad commercials. This is, there's a new spot Nike has, and basically it's a black woman who's doing like a late night radio show.

1:27:16🔗 Drew Oh yeah, just hear your mouth.

1:27:18🔗 Adam It's a rip off from, or sort of a send up of The Warriors, that movie. And she's going, yeah, remember that movie? Yeah, The Warriors.

1:27:26🔗 Drew There's no way anyone in our audience, or watching that commercial, would remember that movie.

1:27:31🔗 Adam They would. They watched. People remember that movie. The point is, is she's up there and she's like, she has a couple of different ramps. But one of them, and the one they play over and over again, is the one where she's going, listen brothers, listen sisters, our sisters out there, they work just as hard as the brothers do. And they sweat and they toil, but we don't support them. And they don't get paid, what the men get paid. Now, why is it fair? Why is it fair brothers, that our sisters don't get paid, as much as the male athletes get paid? Do they not sweat? Do the bones not break? Do they not run up and down the court? And then she says basketball, track and field, and I don't know what the other one was, like some doujin competition or something. I can't remember what her third one was. Basketball, track, and I think there's another one. So my partner Jimmy says to me the other day, when he's talking about how much he can't stand that campaign, it's a Nike ad. What's Nike? What do you think Nike's paying their WNBA sneaker endorsement stars? As compared to what Nike's paying Michael Jordan? Yeah. I'd like to find out about that. I bet the highest Nike shoe contract in the WNBA is $60 grand. Maybe, maybe. That's probably the highest Nike endorsement they have. They give out. They give Jordan probably about $8 million. So, if anyone works for Nike or does that advertisement or whatever, until you pay the person who's in the WNBA $8 million, shut the F up. Shut up. You pay them, you egotards, you hypocrites. You pay them the money. Don't tell us to pay them. You're the ones who are handing out the endorsement deals. Pay the ladies. Pay them, you pussies, you lying hypocrite pussies. What do you think, Nike? What do you think they pay those chicks? Nothing. What do you think they pay guys? A ton. Then they make commercials about it. Retard pussies. Pay the money, Nike. Pay them. You should have to pay them now because they run this commercial over and over again. Listen, the reason the chicks don't make that much money, no one cares. If they cared, they'd make the money. And by the way, you then give them a bigger shoe contract. Why don't you give them a bigger shoe contract? Why? No one cares. And you're not going to get your money back. So shut the F up. Or pay them more. But you know if you pay them more, you're throwing it away. Can you believe that? The temerity. I would love to find out what Nike's highest shoe endorsement in the WNBA is. I guarantee it is nothing.

1:30:36🔗 Drew All right, all right, all right.

1:30:37🔗 Adam Bloody nuts. Find that out, Anderson, would you? Bitch, yelling about saving the sisters. Idiots. Jeanette?

1:30:49🔗 Caller Yes. Hi.

1:30:51🔗 Adam What's up?

1:30:51🔗 Caller All right, here's the deal. My mom came home on Sunday from a trip to Reno. And when she did, she informed us that she was having an affair with my dad's best friend for the past two months.

1:31:03🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:31:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:05🔗 Drew Have there been problems at marriage right along?

1:31:08🔗 Caller They've been married for 23 years, and they had their ups and downs. My dad was and is an alcoholic.

1:31:13🔗 Drew Okay.

1:31:13🔗 Caller And about seven years ago, we had a really, really bad breakup because of that. We? They, my parents. And they were separated for about two years.

1:31:22🔗 Drew All right, so this is part of a long history of problems.

1:31:25🔗 Caller Yeah, I say.

1:31:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Why is she telling you about this?

1:31:27🔗 Caller Why? Oh, she left today. Today, she packed up the van with all her belongings and went to Reno to live with this guy.

1:31:35🔗 Adam Oh, okay. So, this came on.

1:31:37🔗 Drew Left you with your dad?

1:31:38🔗 Caller And my little eight-year-old brother.

1:31:39🔗 Drew Eight-year-old brother.

1:31:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Good times.

1:31:42🔗 Caller My brother does not know yet either.

1:31:44🔗 Drew Does she want to have the brother up there?

1:31:46🔗 Caller No.

1:31:47🔗 Drew No.

1:31:48🔗 Adam And she's just, she's done and she's going to let dad, Uncle Ernie, raise you guys?

1:31:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:55🔗 Adam This alcoholic dad who she can't handle raise you guys?

1:31:59🔗 Caller Yes. Well, he hasn't had a drink in seven years. Except until tonight. Right now he's on the couch.

1:32:06🔗 Drew Oh my God. Does he have a sponsor? Has he been in the program?

1:32:10🔗 Caller Pardon me?

1:32:11🔗 Drew Has he been in the program?

1:32:11🔗 Caller Yes, he has.

1:32:12🔗 Drew Why don't you call his sponsor for him?

1:32:14🔗 Caller But he's been out of it for about five years.

1:32:16🔗 Caller Well, he's got to reconnect.

1:32:17🔗 Drew If he's got any friends that are in the program, you call him, okay? It's not your responsibility, but it would really get things, so that things don't spiral out of control here.

1:32:25🔗 Caller That's what I'm worried about. I called my uncle tonight.

1:32:28🔗 Drew Get his peers in from the program. He can get right back on the wagon.

1:32:34🔗 Adam How's your dad been other than tonight?

1:32:36🔗 Caller Other than tonight? Today, he was really rational. His main thing was, you know what? If she leaves us, we don't need her.

1:32:44🔗 Adam Is he okay? Is he okay, guy?

1:32:46🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:32:47🔗 Adam Well, all right. Get the sponsor.

1:32:49🔗 Drew This is the problem. Mom needs to whip up alcoholic guy.

1:32:53🔗 Adam It's interesting. Yeah. Mom was attracted. Mom was going to save the guy. The guy straightened his act out. Now he's mellowed out and he's rational. There's like, where's the attraction? There's nothing in it for her anymore. Jennifer?

1:33:06🔗 Caller Yes.

1:33:06🔗 Adam You're 23.

1:33:07🔗 Caller Yes.

1:33:08🔗 Adam Hey, you take Vicodin?

1:33:10🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:33:11🔗 Adam All right.

1:33:11🔗 Caller Hey.

1:33:12🔗 Adam I got my brethren calling. My question is- Can you take methadone?

1:33:19🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

1:33:21🔗 Drew What a mess, Jennifer.

1:33:23🔗 Caller I take 10 milligrams of methadone twice a day.

1:33:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:33:26🔗 Caller And I take 10 milligram hydrocodone to 500 milligrams of acetaminophen six times a day.

1:33:35🔗 Drew For what?

1:33:38🔗 Caller I had rapidly progressing endometriosis for five years until a hysterectomy last January. And now for the last year, I've been seeing different gynecologists and they've diagnosed me with adhesions in my abdomen.

1:33:54🔗 Drew At what age were you sexually abused?

1:33:57🔗 Caller I was not.

1:33:59🔗 Caller Not to my recollection anyway. I don't know anything about that.

1:34:01🔗 Drew Has there been some suspicion about that having happened?

1:34:05🔗 Caller I had an uncle that was kind of off, but if anything like that ever happened, I don't remember.

1:34:11🔗 Drew Unexplained pelvic pain in a situation that results in opiate addiction, which is what you're dealing with here, to me is that history. There it is.

1:34:20🔗 Caller Okay.

1:34:21🔗 Drew You got to look into that a little bit because you've got now severely addicted to opiates, and her question was, why can't she orgasm? Well, she's profoundly strung out on very serious drugs here.

1:34:29🔗 Adam That's just Vicodin and methadone.

1:34:31🔗 Drew And the methadone is just a mess.

1:34:32🔗 Adam I got Vicodin in me. I think I can get one off.

1:34:34🔗 Drew So hard to get off that methadone.

1:34:35🔗 Adam Lord knows I'm going to try. Listen, if I ever have kids, I'm going to... Well, I don't have a brother, so I won't have to kill him, but if my wife has a brother, I have to kill him. I cannot have any uncles floating around.

1:34:47🔗 Drew There'll be the Bible. It's always in there.

1:34:50🔗 Adam Job killed Ham, right? OK, we'll be back.

1:35:27🔗 Drew Aspirin, high dose can do the same thing.

1:35:29🔗 Adam Oh, I take like 40 aspirins when I get them? Yeah. Well, I'm hitting the bottle, so no worries.

1:35:33🔗 Drew It won't matter, yeah.

1:35:34🔗 Adam All right, thanks for bearing with us tonight. I'll give you a full injury update.

1:35:39🔗 Drew No doubt.

1:35:40🔗 Adam Tomorrow night, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:46🔗 Guest You guys are so weird.

1:35:48🔗 Adam Well, now.

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