Thursday, April 20, 2000

1:21🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:28🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:29🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:32🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:34🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

1:36🔗 Voiceover Yeah, this is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. Dr. Drew will be in here in one second. I'm having to watch something in the next room. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. T-Bone Brian and Monique are all here from Save Ferris, one of our favorite bands. I saw Save Ferris in Las Vegas, I believe last time playing the, what the hell award show is it that I did over there, that you guys played the after party at?

2:11🔗 Save Ferris The Billboard Music Awards.

2:13🔗 Adam The Billboard Music Awards, right. They played the posh after party after the Billboard Awards, which was quite enjoyable, though I was being bothered by many people. Also, we saw Save Ferris, well actually just a couple of days later then at the K-Rock Almost Acoustic Christmas, where Monique got up on stage in front of God and her parents, and urged men to show their penis or women to show their vaginas or how did that go? I can't remember exactly.

2:43🔗 Save Ferris I just, it was an all-out hippie orgy party in the audience. I just really encouraged people to just get natural.

2:54🔗 Adam Were your parents humiliated by your actions?

2:56🔗 Save Ferris They were just happy that I didn't use the profane word for vagina.

3:01🔗 Adam I see. Good. Yeah. That's a tough word, especially for the ladies. I don't even think it's that word. We may start with a C, but the point is, is now, wait a minute, last time or maybe the time before we talked to you guys, we talked about doing a video with you guys that we never actually ended up doing. Now, what happened with that?

3:26🔗 Save Ferris I don't know.

3:28🔗 Adam That's good radio, by the way.

3:30🔗 Save Ferris Yeah.

3:31🔗 Hey.

3:32🔗 Adam Hey, it's Dr. Drew, everybody. Last time you guys were in here, though, we seriously were talking about doing the Save Ferris Adam Carolla Dr. Drew video.

3:40🔗 Save Ferris Yeah, we thought it was going to happen.

3:43🔗 Adam We were pumped up about it.

3:45🔗 Save Ferris We were ready. We like to go. I had the clothes, I had the stylist, we had the director, we were ready to go.

3:51🔗 Adam The premise seemed pretty cool and fun and hip and everything, and never ended up happening.

3:57🔗 Save Ferris The great treatment that we wrote. What happened?

4:02🔗 No love for the Save Ferris crew.

4:03🔗 Save Ferris No love for the Save Ferrises.

4:06🔗 Drew Who? Who?

4:07🔗 Save Ferris There's no love.

4:09🔗 Adam Is this the record company that did this? I don't know. Well, it had to be, because who else would it be? It wasn't us and it wasn't Save Ferris, they're the only third parties. The suits, the man with the kibosh on it.

4:24🔗 Save Ferris It's, you know, we've managed to feed seven mouths and when it comes time to buy a nice new big car, we needed to take out a loan and we didn't get it.

4:34🔗 Adam I see. Bastards.

4:36🔗 Save Ferris You know what I mean.

4:37🔗 Adam All right, so what do we plug in tonight? Because I just sat down. I actually saw a CD sitting here, thought it was a Save Ferris CD and it turned out to be a CD that I brought in that we're going to play tonight, which is Governor Jesse Ventura talking about The Man Show.

4:52🔗 Drew Which by the way, I just watched that. It's the funniest thing I've ever saw in my entire life.

4:55🔗 Adam Dr. Drew just watched a bit Jimmy's Monkey Wife coming up in this new Man Show season.

5:01🔗 Drew You got to let them see it.

5:02🔗 Adam Oh, you guys will enjoy that.

5:03🔗 Drew I almost fell over at Tom Likes' desk. Parts of it are so repulsive, you sort of recoil from the TV.

5:09🔗 Adam Watching a man make love with a chimpanzee is a thing.

5:11🔗 Yes, oh my god.

5:14🔗 Drew Jimmy.

5:15🔗 Adam Yeah, it's repugnant is what it is. And who had more hair on them? The chimpanzee or Jimmy?

5:21🔗 Drew At times I couldn't tell who it was. Who I was looking at.

5:24🔗 Adam Hey Anderson, do you have that CD? Did Daniel give you that CD that I told her to give you? Yeah, I got it. Yeah, pop that thing in.

5:32🔗 No, not now.

5:33🔗 Adam Why not? What the hell?

5:34🔗 It's very long, I don't know what you want to play on.

5:36🔗 Adam How long is it?

5:37🔗 It's like 12 minutes.

5:38🔗 Adam No. Really?

5:40🔗 Drew Look what you've got up there.

5:41🔗 Adam Okay, we're gonna have to work that out. He did wax on about us for quite a bit, but it wasn't for 12 minutes, so we'll have to queue that up as they say in the business. All right, Drew, I'm gonna need you to carry the show tonight because I gotta admit, I had a few cocktails before I came in tonight. I went to an Italian restaurant. I ate too much. I got up too early. I haven't gone home yet.

6:01🔗 Drew I wonder why you look so quiet when I mentioned you look loaded on that one bit on TV.

6:04🔗 Adam No, but I wasn't.

6:05🔗 Drew We kind of looked away from you. You'd have hurt your eyes.

6:06🔗 Adam I wasn't drunk during the filming of that bit, but I am drunk now. I mean, I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm just a little tipsy. It takes the edge off. I get a little nervous doing the radio show, and if I have a nip or two of courage, it really helps my confidence.

6:20🔗 Save Ferris Is this because you knew I was coming in?

6:21🔗 Adam That's right.

6:22🔗 Save Ferris Usually I wear very revealing clothing, so I have to grasp your attention, but tonight I knew you'd be trashed because I heard about you. So I just dressed normal because I knew you'd like me.

6:31🔗 Adam Yeah, what happened to the plunging necklines, Monique?

6:34🔗 Save Ferris I just, you know what? It's cold.

6:38🔗 Drew Last time we saw Monique, she was in front of her parents talking about...

6:41🔗 Adam You were in the next room. I was just talking about that.

6:44🔗 Save Ferris Talking about, wait, oh yeah. You know what though? That night my parents came upstairs to say goodbyes. Forever?

6:51🔗 And they were just like, no, they were laughing so hard.

6:55🔗 Save Ferris They were crying. They were laughing so hard.

6:57🔗 Adam Oh really?

6:57🔗 Save Ferris I was so happy.

6:58🔗 I mean, my parents laugh.

7:00🔗 Adam Well wait a minute, we met Monique's parents at that gig, right? Didn't we get on the elevator with them or something?

7:05🔗 Save Ferris Yes, that's right. Little French lady and a big tall American guy.

7:09🔗 Adam Yeah, they're a lovely unassuming couple. Drew, were you with me when we met them? I don't think I was with them. Your mother sounds a little like Dr. Ruth or something. Oh no. Well, she has that about her.

7:22🔗 Drew And she gave Monique the ultimate treatment for headaches.

7:27🔗 Save Ferris Oh no, we can't talk about this again.

7:29🔗 Adam Orgasm. That's right. All right, we won't talk about that.

7:33🔗 Save Ferris My mom's...

7:34🔗 Adam Well, she didn't give it to her. She just suggested it. Thank you.

7:37🔗 Save Ferris Oh my god.

7:38🔗 Adam Michelle?

7:38🔗 Save Ferris This is so bad.

7:39🔗 Adam Michelle?

7:40🔗 Yeah?

7:41🔗 Adam You're 14? What's up?

7:43🔗 Caller Okay. I've never ever started my period.

7:45🔗 I never had it.

7:46🔗 Caller But I'm sexually active. And because I had my boyfriend for a long time and so I just had sex. And then what I'm worried about is if the colon breaks, is there any way I can get pregnant if I've never started my period?

7:59🔗 Adam That's a decent question.

8:01🔗 Drew Well, you're eventually going to start your period. And you may ovulate, you will ovulate before you bleed, potentially.

8:08🔗 Adam You will.

8:09🔗 Drew Yeah. And so you won't know it. And so that's when you'll get pregnant.

8:12🔗 Adam Potentially? Is it a small chance or is it an overwhelming chance?

8:16🔗 Drew Given her age and her sexual activity, it's a huge chance. You know what I mean? Especially if the guy has no teeth and no job.

8:22🔗 Right.

8:23🔗 Adam I see. All right. Yes, because we believe there's much higher likelihood of people like you getting pregnant than employed people that are of age.

8:32🔗 Drew The law of inverse worth.

8:33🔗 Right.

8:34🔗 One more thing.

8:35🔗 Caller If you have sex, could you get a bladder infection just from having sex?

8:38🔗 Drew Yes, very commonly. It used to be called honeymoon and cystitis.

8:41🔗 Save Ferris Right.

8:43🔗 Adam Now it's called first date cystitis, right Drew?

8:46🔗 Drew That's called prostatitis in your case.

8:48🔗 Adam Michelle, thank you. Constant cornhole.

8:51🔗 Save Ferris We know how to solve that problem, don't we?

8:52🔗 Drew Go ahead.

8:53🔗 Save Ferris By urinating before and after sex.

8:55🔗 Adam And during.

8:56🔗 Drew It helps.

8:56🔗 Adam It helps. Golden showers. Now should you save some for after or just figure the three or four wine coolers, Monique drinks during sex is going to generate enough urine for after sex? You got to take the edge off. I understand. Hey Michelle, you're 14. Slow down a little toots. Okay. All right.

9:19🔗 Drew I mean, her biological system isn't even primed for sex, yet she's engaging in it. You know what I'm saying?

9:25🔗 Adam Right. Hey, Drew. I'm looking up at the calendar here. I've been thinking about it all week, but I haven't been putting two and two together. You know, Sunday is Easter. Oh. Didn't you think we were going to have Easter off? Don't we get Easter off? We don't normally get Easter off.

9:39🔗 Drew I don't know.

9:40🔗 Adam That's the baby Jesus crying for me, by the way. That's no ordinary anthem.

9:44🔗 Drew Instead, we're going to have an Antichrist in here.

9:46🔗 Adam Larry Flint is going to be in here on Sunday night.

9:50🔗 Drew We can have a sedar with Rabbi Schmooley, though.

9:53🔗 Adam But seriously, don't we get Easter off?

9:55🔗 Drew It seemed like we had in the past.

9:58🔗 Adam Ann is on here. Oh, Ann's on here. Don't we normally? I mean, shouldn't we?

10:02🔗 Drew What do you think?

10:03🔗 Adam You know, I mean, a lot of people get like a half day on Friday. Maybe they get Monday off. Not too many people actually work on that Sunday.

10:10🔗 Drew And then throw us in the room with Larry Flint and the rabbi.

10:13🔗 Save Ferris Larry Flint and the rabbi in the same room together.

10:16🔗 Adam Yeah, they're going to debate.

10:17🔗 Save Ferris That's bad.

10:17🔗 Adam Carrie?

10:18🔗 Caller Hi.

10:19🔗 Adam You're 15.

10:21🔗 Caller I called Dr. Drew before and I live in a motel room with my parents and I have been for a year. And he told me to call Child Services and I did and they couldn't do anything for me.

10:31🔗 Drew How come? What was it they felt they couldn't do?

10:38🔗 Caller Well, I asked them if they could take me out of here and they said no.

10:42🔗 Adam Why do you live in a motel room with your parents?

10:44🔗 Caller Because they're morons. I don't know.

10:49🔗 Drew They're losers as she sees it.

10:50🔗 Adam Yeah, but how much?

10:51🔗 Caller I can't afford to get an apartment.

10:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but isn't it more to live in a motel sort of big picture than it is to live in an apartment? I mean, doesn't it cost 30 bucks a day to live in a motel?

11:02🔗 Caller $45.

11:03🔗 Adam Really?

11:04🔗 Drew A day, yeah. That includes water and it's...

11:07🔗 Adam All right. So are they into drugs?

11:10🔗 Caller No.

11:11🔗 Adam No.

11:12🔗 Drew Weren't they sort of abusive to you or something? Wasn't that the deal?

11:14🔗 Caller No.

11:15🔗 Adam Well, just making her wash with those mini soaps is a form of abuse, Drew.

11:19🔗 Drew I thought you had said that the situation is pretty awful.

11:23🔗 Caller Well, we don't have any food and we can't wash our clothes because we don't have any money to do that.

11:29🔗 Adam Well, what do your parents do?

11:32🔗 Caller Nothing.

11:33🔗 Adam They don't work? Where do they get the $45 a day for the motel?

11:37🔗 Caller A church.

11:38🔗 Drew How about General Relief?

11:42🔗 Adam Well, that's what they're getting.

11:43🔗 Drew That gets to be pretty expensive. They're getting just charity from the church.

11:49🔗 Adam $45 a day seems like enough to float yourself in an apartment. What city do you live in?

11:57🔗 Caller Naperville. It's a suburb of Chicago.

11:59🔗 Adam And neither one of your parents works. Are they looking for jobs?

12:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:06🔗 Drew I understand. Why aren't they getting General Relief?

12:09🔗 Adam What do you mean by General Relief?

12:10🔗 Drew You mean like welfare?

12:14🔗 Caller Welfare turned them down because when my dad does get a job, he gets $1,000 a week.

12:19🔗 Adam What's he do?

12:21🔗 Caller He's a health physicist.

12:23🔗 Save Ferris Wow. He's a health physicist.

12:25🔗 Adam What the hell is that? What's a health physicist?

12:31🔗 Drew Hello?

12:33🔗 Caller I don't know. I really don't know.

12:36🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let's all talk amongst ourselves with that Terry for a second.

12:39🔗 Drew He goes up to $50,000 a year.

12:41🔗 Adam He's a health physicist?

12:42🔗 Save Ferris So welfare essentially turned him down because they're claiming that he's capable to get a job that can... I mean, if they can pay $45 a day, they can get an apartment.

12:50🔗 Adam But they're not paying it. Their church is paying it. They sound like they're kind of whacked out to me, not just poor, but poor and crazy.

12:57🔗 Drew But you can get social security from that too.

13:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:00🔗 Save Ferris But you know what else too is if they don't have good credit.

13:03🔗 They probably can get an apartment.

13:05🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

13:06🔗 Adam Okay, hold on. I got to get back to you.

13:08🔗 Drew So this piece is missing to the story.

13:09🔗 Adam So what is a health physicist? Where did your dad work last?

13:13🔗 Caller A nuclear power plant.

13:15🔗 Adam I see. And does your mother work? Do you have brothers and sisters?

13:19🔗 I'm an only child.

13:21🔗 Adam You are?

13:21🔗 Yeah.

13:22🔗 Adam So those two have to get a job, right?

13:25🔗 Yeah.

13:25🔗 Adam Do you go to high school?

13:27🔗 Caller No.

13:28🔗 Adam You're not going to school?

13:29🔗 Caller I haven't gone to school since April of last year.

13:32🔗 Adam You're motel schooled? No. What do you do?

13:36🔗 Caller No school at all.

13:37🔗 Adam No school.

13:38🔗 Caller I stay at home and sleep all day and it's really depressing. I'm thinking about killing myself to leave.

13:43🔗 Adam And well, that's a viable alternative. Do your parents just sit in the hotel with you or the motel with you every day?

13:51🔗 Caller Yeah, every day.

13:52🔗 Adam You all just sit in the same room and watch TV all day?

13:56🔗 Caller Every day.

13:56🔗 Drew Oh, Adam, that would be purgatory for you.

13:58🔗 Caller Is that basic cable in your family?

13:59🔗 Adam I would enjoy that.

14:00🔗 Drew You and your family?

14:01🔗 Adam Oh, my family? No, kill myself.

14:03🔗 Save Ferris T-Bone asked if they had basic cable.

14:04🔗 Caller Is that just basic cable? Because that would be really bad.

14:07🔗 Caller We don't have cable.

14:08🔗 Adam No cable in the motel?

14:09🔗 Caller No cable.

14:10🔗 Adam All right, now you should call Child Services.

14:12🔗 Caller Yeah, it's over.

14:13🔗 Adam Yeah. They don't have SpectraVision?

14:16🔗 Caller No.

14:17🔗 Adam Okay.

14:17🔗 Save Ferris Not even free porn after 8 p.m.?

14:20🔗 Adam That is child abuse right there. Hey, Carrie? Yeah? I think your parents are crazy, and unfortunately, you're going to have to take care of yourself. The good news is you're 15, which is right about the age where you could probably start doing that. Do you think you could go to the nearest high school and sort of-

14:39🔗 Drew Just enroll.

14:39🔗 Adam Throw yourself on the mercy of it?

14:41🔗 Caller I can't go to high school because I would only be in the seventh grade.

14:46🔗 Adam No, they'd just give you a test and you sound sharp enough to pass and they put-

14:50🔗 Caller No, really, really, I can't go back to school.

14:54🔗 Adam Okay, well-

14:55🔗 Drew If you keep throwing up roadblocks into the potential exits-

14:57🔗 Caller I was going to go get my GED as soon as I turned 16, but if I turn 16 in here, I'm just going to commit suicide.

15:03🔗 Drew Well, if you can get your GED, you can get back to school.

15:07🔗 Adam I feel sorry for her, but I kind of wish she'd kill herself too, just like a little bit of me because she's really annoying.

15:13🔗 Drew Well, she's a miserable situation.

15:15🔗 Adam You're right.

15:15🔗 Drew But she's angry and who wouldn't be angry, but she needs to make that step away.

15:20🔗 Adam Do you think her parents are like religious fanatics or something that are like Christ told them not to work? Because I think Christ told my parents not to work too. Carrie?

15:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:30🔗 Adam Are your parents religious?

15:32🔗 Caller Not at all.

15:34🔗 Adam But the church is paying for the motel?

15:37🔗 Yeah.

15:39🔗 Adam Okay, let's all just pause for a real long second. What church, if they're not religious at all?

15:45🔗 Caller It's a Christian church.

15:46🔗 Adam And they're floating your parents living in this motel, yet they're not religious and they don't attend that church?

15:53🔗 Caller That's right.

15:54🔗 Drew Okay, here's the okay.

15:57🔗 Adam I don't care.

15:57🔗 Save Ferris But has she asked them why they don't get jobs and what's their answer?

16:01🔗 Drew She needs to get out of the house. Very simple. She needs to have some peers at school, right?

16:08🔗 Adam Yeah, but here's the problem. She wants help, but she's really angry at the same time. I don't blame her, but I mean, okay, here's what I'm saying.

16:17🔗 Drew So if it's really that miserable, go to the seventh grade.

16:19🔗 Adam Hold on. This may be the Chianti talking. And I know it's horrible to talk to 15-year-olds that are essentially being abused right this way and speak to them in this tone, but listen, you can't call this show, ask for help, and then be combative with us. We give you a whole litany of suggestions and you shoot every single one of them down in a very short curt way. When you do that, then it makes us just go, screw you, good luck, see you in hell. We don't want to say that, but I don't know what else to suggest to Carrie. Carrie's parents are sick, maybe emotionally. I'm sorry for her situation. She has to spend as much time out of that motel, even if it's down by the pool, reading Cliff Notes is possible. Yes, and just get a job at a nearby McDonald's and start working her way out.

17:11🔗 Drew That's right.

17:12🔗 Adam Travis, you're 14.

17:17🔗 Drew At least she made the outreach call to the Department of Social Services and she's made some contact. She needs to now shuttle in the ship to try other things. Right.

17:25🔗 Save Ferris She can get involved in organizations.

17:27🔗 Drew How about that church helping her out?

17:29🔗 Save Ferris That's what I was going to say.

17:30🔗 Adam She should start hanging out at that church. Travis?

17:33🔗 Yeah.

17:33🔗 Adam What's up?

17:38🔗 Hey, whenever I masturbate, I have to masturbate to porn with a guy and a chick, not just like two chicks.

17:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Same here. Boobs and BJs. That's my middle name. Actually, just Boobs is my middle name and BJ added on it. Yeah.

17:56🔗 Caller Like the monkey?

17:57🔗 Adam Right. Yeah, the bear. Yeah. Stacks. That's my girlfriend.

18:02🔗 Drew You know what, you guys, I'm obsessing about Carrie now because you don't know how serious her threats are.

18:06🔗 Adam I know, but I don't know what the hell she's either.

18:09🔗 Drew I agree with you, Drew. Let me give a phone number to Susa. All right.

18:11🔗 Adam Hold on, Travis.

18:12🔗 Drew Because we have an obligation to.

18:14🔗 Adam Well, you do. I just have to crack wise.

18:17🔗 Drew It's 1-800-SUICIDE. If you're really feeling those sorts of impulses, 1-800-SUICIDE, also 1-800-422-4453. Those are two sources to get help tonight.

18:31🔗 Save Ferris I might say one last thing, Carrie. Just get involved in, maybe get involved with the church, helping other people, maybe. Because I think helping other people really helps you realize your purpose.

18:44🔗 Adam She has to get out of that room.

18:46🔗 Save Ferris Yeah, get out of there. But helping other people will help you a lot.

18:49🔗 Drew This is the only resource I can get her to right now. At drdrew.com, we have a new gentleman there who's developing resources in various communities. His name is Scott Zorn.

18:56🔗 Adam I think she has a Mac laptop on her.

18:58🔗 Drew I'm just saying, if she can get in there, he works very hard at getting people referred to resources in the community.

19:03🔗 Adam They have a PC that you have to feed quarters into. Do you understand? Wouldn't it be great if I owned a motel, that's what I'd have. I'd have a personal computer to feed quarters into it every 10 minutes.

19:15🔗 Save Ferris That's smart.

19:16🔗 Adam That would be. That'd be a good money maker. Put them at the airports, motels, bus stops.

19:21🔗 Drew They have them.

19:22🔗 Adam They do?

19:23🔗 Drew They don't have quarters, but they take a credit card.

19:25🔗 Caller You zip them at the airport.

19:26🔗 Drew At the airport.

19:27🔗 Adam And you get a laptop or what do you get?

19:29🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a web access laptop.

19:30🔗 Caller We've seen them at truck stops too.

19:32🔗 Save Ferris Oh yeah, can't you slip a dollar in there?

19:34🔗 Caller Yeah, the truck stop ones you can put like funds and stuff.

19:36🔗 Adam And what do you do? Just check around on the internet?

19:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I guess you could do that.

19:39🔗 Drew Check your email.

19:40🔗 Adam Oh man, see every one of my good ideas I copy from someone else.

19:44🔗 Drew And I saw at the same airport, I saw this guy walking dogs by, all the women sitting.

19:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:49🔗 Drew And the dog kept like running around.

19:51🔗 Adam He was sniffing their crotches?

19:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:53🔗 Adam My crotch sniffing airport dog. Finally, it's come to fruition. I knew it would. Travis.

19:58🔗 Save Ferris But all dogs like crotches.

20:00🔗 Adam Yeah, but these detect disease. Oh yes. Travis, you're 14 and you masturbate to males and females having sex.

20:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:12🔗 Adam Fine.

20:13🔗 Caller Fine.

20:14🔗 Adam Yes.

20:15🔗 All right.

20:15🔗 Adam All right.

20:16🔗 All right.

20:17🔗 Adam There you go, buddy.

20:18🔗 Bye.

20:18🔗 Save Ferris Nice, healthy young man.

20:20🔗 Adam Nothing wrong with that. Jenny?

20:23🔗 Yes.

20:23🔗 Adam You're 25? What's up?

20:26🔗 Caller My husband, we have a three-year-old daughter. She just turned three in February, but he still takes spas with her, and I need to know, I mean, could that emotionally mess her up?

20:39🔗 Drew I don't know that there's a right answer to this one, but I would doubt it, and it's important to think about these things and to begin getting towards stopping that stuff.

20:49🔗 Adam Is he hung?

20:50🔗 Drew But it's normal.

20:52🔗 Adam Because that's a factor.

20:54🔗 Save Ferris You are so disgusting.

20:56🔗 Adam Well, it is a factor. I have to ask the tough questions.

21:00🔗 Caller I'm not going to answer that.

21:01🔗 Adam No, you don't know?

21:03🔗 Caller I know, but I'm not going to answer that.

21:04🔗 Adam I see. No, I guess that's the answer to that.

21:07🔗 Save Ferris If it's any consolation, I took showers with my sister till I was 14.

21:11🔗 Adam Really?

21:11🔗 Save Ferris I thought that was how it was done, and then one day my sister said, Monique, we know it's not what we do.

21:17🔗 Adam She was 27. That's the prom. Now, how old was your sister at the time?

21:21🔗 Save Ferris She's 11 years older than me.

21:22🔗 Drew Oh, 25.

21:25🔗 Save Ferris She's hot, too.

21:27🔗 Adam Really? All right. Now, I'm definitely...

21:28🔗 Save Ferris Isn't she?

21:29🔗 Adam I was toying with masturbating to that. Now, I'm definitely doing it. My penis was shrugging like, yeah, I don't know. We might go this direction. We'll see. We'll play it by ear. And it was like, she's 11 years old. My penis was like, what? And then she's hot. My penis was like, definitely. Yeah.

21:46🔗 Save Ferris You're kidding me. I tried to fix you up with her.

21:48🔗 Adam Are you serious?

21:48🔗 Save Ferris You told me you were taken or something.

21:51🔗 Adam Wait a minute. You have an older sister who, when she was 20...

21:56🔗 Save Ferris My ex-model. Hello.

21:57🔗 Adam When she was 25, was taking showers with you.

22:02🔗 Save Ferris Okay. First off, let me just say our mom is French.

22:06🔗 Adam Oh, that's true.

22:06🔗 Save Ferris Right.

22:07🔗 Adam So they don't like showering. You're right. What are you getting at?

22:10🔗 Save Ferris No. You know, they have...

22:12🔗 Adam Oh, they're open sexually...

22:13🔗 Save Ferris .topless beaches and stuff in Morocco or whatever. She's French Moroccan, so she's not... But the thing is, is that I love my sister so much. I was just like, yeah, you know, shower time. But then when I was like, you know, 13 or 14, she was like, um, maybe it's time to reconsider showering, you know, with me.

22:30🔗 Adam After she floated the line, that's not the loofah.

22:37🔗 Drew Mental note, next time Adam consumes alcohol before broadcasting, have him killed.

22:40🔗 Save Ferris No, but you know what? It's a really great thing because it made me very comfortable with my body and with the human body. I'm not like, it made me very un-tight about it.

22:48🔗 Adam What was up with your sister? 25 and the 14 year old younger sister.

22:53🔗 Save Ferris Well, to her it was no big deal either, you know? Like, she's not embarrassed by her body.

22:59🔗 Adam I know, but it's just, I don't, I don't know.

23:00🔗 Drew Boundaries, boundaries, boundaries.

23:01🔗 Adam Yeah, okay. So, Drew, three is okay, but what?

23:04🔗 Drew Four is, you know. You don't get uptight about it. It's time to be thinking about, you know, wrapping that up.

23:08🔗 Adam Right. Sponge bath though, at what age? When would that stop?

23:12🔗 Drew When did the daughter stop giving dad a sponge bath?

23:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

23:15🔗 Drew That's got to go throughout life.

23:16🔗 Adam There you go. All right, Save Ferris is our guest tonight. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Unfortunately, we'll be in here Sunday night with Larry Flint, which I wasn't counting on, but I guess I knew all along. We're going to come back. We'll hear something from Save Ferris. We're also going to hear something from Governor Jesse the Body Ventura, who I'm going to go cue that up right now. All right, all after this.

23:44🔗 Caller We'll be right back with more Loveline.

24:15🔗 Adam Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Save Ferris is our guest tonight, T-Bone, Brian, and Monique Carolla. Here from the band, we're going to take one more call, and then we'll hear something from Save Ferris. Oh, man. Sir Norman?

24:32🔗 Drew Sir Norman.

24:33🔗 Adam Sir Norman. What's up?

24:35🔗 Caller Hey, big fan of you guys, big fan of the Man Show.

24:37🔗 Adam Thank you.

24:39🔗 Caller I got a question for Dr. Drew.

24:41🔗 Caller I had blue balls for like two days.

24:43🔗 Drew What does that mean?

24:44🔗 Blue balls like nuts, they swell up.

24:47🔗 Drew They swelled up?

24:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:49🔗 Caller From having sex too much, I guess. And it like, it just doesn't go down.

24:54🔗 Drew They swelled up?

24:55🔗 Adam You had sex too much without an orgasm?

24:58🔗 Caller I had an orgasm and all that.

25:00🔗 Caller It was just that, man, it just was overpowering.

25:04🔗 Drew You're going to have to, listen, Sir Norman, you're going to be very clear with me what happened here because whatever it is, it's not blue balls. So, you had a long period of a sexual encounter and falling which your testicles swelled up and became painful.

25:17🔗 Adam If you had an orgasm, it shouldn't be blue balls.

25:20🔗 Drew Yeah, blue balls means you couldn't, you weren't allowed to have an orgasm or something.

25:23🔗 Adam Sir Norman, you're speaking to the Duke of NADS. And I can tell you that if you have an orgasm, you shouldn't have the blue balls.

25:31🔗 Drew But if you have swelling and inflammation, pain in the testes, that's a pretty serious symptom. And that needs to be looked at by a doctor. I suspect it may be something called Epididymitis.

25:41🔗 Adam Have they gone down?

25:43🔗 Caller No.

25:44🔗 Drew No. You've got to get that both sides equally inflamed?

25:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:47🔗 Drew You've got to get that checked out.

25:48🔗 Caller That's Elephantitis, isn't it?

25:50🔗 Drew Well, Elephantiasis is caused by a small worm that penetrates your foot. It's in Africa and climbs up into the lymphatics here and blocks them off. I think it's Butcheraria bancrofti, if I remember.

26:02🔗 Caller The worm that gets in your foot?

26:04🔗 Save Ferris I didn't know that.

26:05🔗 Adam If you step in like a zebra dung or something, it gets in your right?

26:09🔗 Drew And it gets up into the lymphatics and blocks them all off. And so all the lymph blacks up into whatever.

26:15🔗 Save Ferris That's crazy.

26:16🔗 Adam Yeah, but does it happen sort of from the hips up? Or how does it work?

26:20🔗 Drew They typically get into the inguinal areas here. So it either blocks off the testes or the leg.

26:26🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. That Africa, what a dump. Seriously, I mean, it really is a mess over there. Isn't it?

26:33🔗 Drew I'm trying to remember what the organism is that does that.

26:35🔗 Adam Well, it doesn't matter. No one knows. Make one up for stone listeners. Who's going to call you on it? All right. We're going to hear something from Save Ferris. You queued up there, Engineer Anderson? Yes, you is. This one's called Mistaken. I'm gonna be mistaken from Save Ferris. And if I'm not mistaken, that was the song that Drew and I were supposed to do, the video for him, but the record was just ran out of money. I don't know what the story was, but...

30:21🔗 Save Ferris I'm still dreaming that it'll happen one day.

30:23🔗 Adam Could have been immortalized there, Drew. What do you say?

30:25🔗 Drew Could have been fine.

30:26🔗 Adam All right. It is Loveline, man. T1 Ryan Money, Ferris. We're gonna hop back on the phones. You have the Jesse Ventura thing figured out there, Anderson? Take one call. Take one call and then we'll hear what the great governor, Jesse Ventura, has to say about the man show. He's now a genius. Joe?

30:47🔗 Yes.

30:48🔗 Adam You're 29. What's up?

30:49🔗 Caller Yes, I am. Okay. Last time I had sex with my girlfriend, it was last Friday, okay? And then today, I went to her house. We're gonna have sex again. And she really likes it when I touch her down there, okay? And when I went to go touch her down there, she was pretty swollen up down there. And I asked her about it. I'm like, hey, what's going on? And she didn't have any excuse for me. You know what I'm saying?

31:12🔗 Drew Yeah, Joe, how would you like it if she reached down into your genitalia and said, oh my god, what's that thing that's all swollen up there? How dare you? How dare you?

31:18🔗 Adam Hold on, she didn't have an excuse for being swollen up down there?

31:22🔗 Caller No, I mean, you know what I mean? It was kind of just swelled up.

31:25🔗 Adam No note or anything, nothing?

31:27🔗 Caller No.

31:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:28🔗 Caller So I kind of want to know, is it possible for it to swell up down there just for some other reason?

31:33🔗 Adam No, no. She was getting it on with a black guy, not even a white guy.

31:40🔗 Caller No, seriously.

31:40🔗 Adam No, seriously.

31:42🔗 Caller Really?

31:42🔗 Adam I am.

31:42🔗 Caller The only way it would be like that is if...

31:44🔗 Adam Large black man, 6'6, 6'8, somewhere in there. Sexually active or what? Had to be getting it on. Well, multiple guys, multiple black men. Not just one guy, not just one black man.

31:57🔗 Caller So that's the only thing that would cause that would be it?

31:59🔗 Drew Joe, please.

31:59🔗 Adam It's the only thing, from a scientific standpoint, it's the only thing that could have caused that. Right, Drew? Your doctor? Back me up?

32:05🔗 Drew I don't know. Joe, is English your first language?

32:08🔗 Adam She was all swolled up down there. Hey, Joe. Yeah. You're 29.

32:13🔗 Drew Come on.

32:14🔗 Adam Yeah. She could have just eaten some bad Thai food or something.

32:18🔗 Drew No, no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

32:21🔗 Adam What?

32:22🔗 Drew Swelling is a normal function of arousal.

32:25🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. But he-

32:26🔗 Drew It's literally the equivalent of her putting her hand on his penis going, oh my God, that thing's swollen. What have you been up to?

32:32🔗 Adam But she was pre-swelled.

32:34🔗 Drew Swelled because he was just talking about how much she's aroused by that and likes that.

32:37🔗 Adam Joe?

32:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:39🔗 Adam Joe, maybe you did the swelling.

32:41🔗 Caller I'm hearing a whole bunch of people at the same time.

32:43🔗 Adam Doesn't matter. Joe, just listen to one voice.

32:46🔗 Caller What?

32:47🔗 Adam Maybe you swolled her up.

32:50🔗 Caller On last-minute Friday?

32:52🔗 Drew Joe.

32:53🔗 Adam No, no. That very day.

32:54🔗 Drew It's a normal response of arousal. That's what women are supposed to do.

33:00🔗 Adam Joe, you're some kind of retard.

33:01🔗 Drew I don't know how many times I can give the example of what if his area swelled up, which it normally does, and somebody were to react to that as, oh my God, what have you been up to?

33:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Joe, you've had wood before a woman has touched you, right? Right. All right. Same thing. All right, buddy? All right. She's not cheating. Okay. She's only performing oral sex on Black Men.

33:19🔗 Drew But Joe, you need to look into education, maybe some schooling.

33:23🔗 Adam Some education.

33:24🔗 Save Ferris Maybe that means she likes him a lot.

33:26🔗 Drew Yes.

33:26🔗 Adam Well, by the way. What's not to like about Joe? Monique, you're getting a little swolled up down there just hearing his voice, aren't you?

33:33🔗 Save Ferris Let me add, we didn't wash each other in the shower. We just showered. Like when you go to the health club or the Korean bath house, you don't, it's not a big deal.

33:42🔗 Adam I understand. I understand. Hey Anderson, you got that Jesse Ventura drop there? Talking about the man show? It's a minute. You want me to just play? It's a minute? Sure. Yeah. He's a genius, this man. Listen to what he had to say. He does a weekly radio show, by the way, out of Minnesota.

34:00🔗 Best show on television, the man show.

34:02🔗 Adam Best show.

34:03🔗 Caller Oh, the best.

34:04🔗 Caller If you can take it as a joke.

34:05🔗 What is it?

34:06🔗 Caller What is it? It's the man show. It's a show that...

34:09🔗 A show for guys.

34:10🔗 Caller Yeah, it's a show that I am so surprised that the women's groups are not protesting it.

34:16🔗 Caller Is it on cable?

34:17🔗 Caller It's on the Comedy Chant.

34:18🔗 Caller The Comedy Chant.

34:18🔗 Caller Comedy Chant.

34:19🔗 Caller I'm writing this down.

34:20🔗 Caller 9.30 on Wednesdays.

34:21🔗 Caller It's the most...

34:22🔗 Caller With me and my South Side buddies, the most popular show on TV. You know why?

34:27🔗 Very politically incorrect.

34:28🔗 Caller Should we get in trouble now? Should I get in trouble now? Every show...

34:31🔗 Caller Take it easy.

34:32🔗 Caller Every show finishes with girls on trampolines.

34:37🔗 Girls on trampolines.

34:38🔗 Caller I think that's safe as long as you don't go any further.

34:42🔗 Adam He's got my vote.

34:43🔗 Caller I'll bet your imagination.

34:44🔗 Drew It's about time for a break, isn't it?

34:46🔗 Caller Isn't it?

34:46🔗 Caller Not yet.

34:47🔗 Drew That's about right.

34:47🔗 Caller That's getting there. Just about there. Anyway, you know, I never thought I'd see Erika Carter of my communication staff is sitting in today. I've never seen Erika blush so much as this particular show.

35:00🔗 Caller Does Erika watch?

35:01🔗 Caller Do you watch the man, Joey?

35:02🔗 Caller Does Erika watch?

35:04🔗 Caller She's aware of it. She's aware. They all are. The First Lady watched it when she was down in Kentucky. No.

35:10🔗 Adam Well, that's his wife.

35:12🔗 Caller Oh. Anyway, stay with us. We'll open up for some phone calls.

35:16🔗 Adam Drew, don't be so disgusted that the First Lady saw the man show.

35:20🔗 Drew I thought Hillary Clinton.

35:21🔗 Adam No, he means the First Old Lady.

35:23🔗 Drew Yes.

35:23🔗 Adam He means his First Old Lady.

35:24🔗 Save Ferris Oh, come on. You know Hillary would have loved it. She would have been like, Oh, girls with trampolines.

35:29🔗 Adam No. Jesse Ventura, though, he's a genius, this man. I mean, he's really changing the nation. He really is.

35:35🔗 Drew I spent a little time up in Minnesota. You did. I'm really speaking for him.

35:38🔗 Adam Beautiful country over there. The man is a genius. We immediately sent him over some T-shirts.

35:43🔗 Caller This is how he came back from break.

35:46🔗 Caller All right. Welcome back to Lunch with the Governor or Promotion of the Man Show.

35:53🔗 Adam I didn't even hear that part when somebody sent us a tape. Oh, God, love that Jesse Ventura. All right. Erica is on the phone. Line six. Erica is 19 years old. Erica, what's up?

36:06🔗 Hi. I want to say hi to Save Ferris. Hi, Monique. Hi. Hi, Brian. Hello. I love you guys. You don't know how much.

36:13🔗 Save Ferris Thank you. Thank you.

36:14🔗 We saw you a couple of weeks ago in Ventura. We went last week to San Diego. You guys are so awesome.

36:19🔗 Save Ferris Oh, thank you.

36:20🔗 Me and my boyfriend, we were right there in the front. Monique, you came down, you sang to my boyfriend. Do you remember?

36:24🔗 I don't know if I remember.

36:26🔗 Adam Yeah, she remembers.

36:27🔗 Oh, my God. It was awesome.

36:30🔗 Save Ferris Thank you. I was singing to you, too.

36:32🔗 We're going to be at the show, too, in Fullerton.

36:34🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

36:35🔗 Save Ferris Awesome.

36:36🔗 We're diehard. We're going to go everywhere.

36:37🔗 Save Ferris That's awesome.

36:39🔗 I want to ask you guys about, I have like your first album and songs like Spam, I know they don't get played anymore. I was just wondering about different influences that you had back then as opposed to the songs you're right now.

36:53🔗 Caller Yeah. Now, basically, what we did with our first record was just more like what we were coming out of our local scene. The style of songs that we were into was more ska and swing. With the last record, we basically want to push the envelope and just experiment with different styles and just add different elements that we hadn't done before.

37:12🔗 Save Ferris But it's not that we don't play spam anymore. It's that we're just putting it on hold for a little while.

37:18🔗 Right.

37:19🔗 Caller Playing some of the new stuff.

37:20🔗 Yeah. I love the new stuff too, though.

37:22🔗 Adam Hey, Erica, you're going to see them on the Warped Tour this summer?

37:25🔗 I have to. They have to come closer to California, but I'll travel if I have to.

37:29🔗 Save Ferris But we're doing a lot of shows around here, college dates and whatnot.

37:33🔗 Adam Warped Tour is going to be in LA, isn't it?

37:36🔗 Save Ferris We're not playing those. I wish we were, but we're not. Yeah.

37:42🔗 Adam I hear the great Emmy Award-winning Jimmy Kimmel, the second funniest man on earth is on Line 7. Jimmy?

37:50🔗 Caller Hey, I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but I can't help but notice that somebody edited out that the man shows the greatest show on television.

38:00🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Hey, Anderson, where is that line where Jesse says it's the greatest show on television?

38:06🔗 Caller It's 12 minutes long. I mean, we can just play that all night if we want to.

38:09🔗 Caller How many times have I told you to fire that Anderson?

38:12🔗 Adam A thousand.

38:13🔗 Drew Jesus, Jimmy, you're loaded, too.

38:15🔗 Adam Well, I went out with Jimmy tonight.

38:17🔗 Drew No kidding. He's like slurring his speech.

38:19🔗 Adam Oh, please.

38:20🔗 Drew Conspiracy. He's paranoid.

38:22🔗 Adam Please, Drew, you're next. Hey, Jimmy, that's a very valid point. In my drunken stupor, I forgot about that.

38:32🔗 Caller I figured you didn't catch it, but believe me, Daniel and I are listening, and we caught it right on.

38:37🔗 Adam All right.

38:37🔗 Caller Best show on television.

38:38🔗 Caller Also, Drew, I need more physical from you. I'll be in tomorrow morning.

38:44🔗 Adam Yeah, he's in horrible shape. You should see him.

38:46🔗 Caller I'm in horrible shape.

38:47🔗 Drew Well, because you're working too hard?

38:49🔗 Adam He mainlined a cannoli tonight.

38:53🔗 Caller I want you to check every crevice.

38:55🔗 Drew You know what happens every time you see me.

38:58🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I know what happens.

39:00🔗 Adam The penis well shut.

39:01🔗 Drew Somebody cram something up something.

39:03🔗 Caller That's a defense mechanism.

39:06🔗 Adam Hey, Jimmy, Drew saw your monkey wife bit tonight and laughed hysterically.

39:11🔗 Drew Oh my God.

39:12🔗 Caller God bless you.

39:13🔗 Drew Well, at times I was watching in Likus' office, Tom Likus' office, and I was at times repel, repulsed. I fell back into his desk.

39:22🔗 Caller I'm not proud of it, but it's kind of funny.

39:24🔗 Drew And the rest of the time I was laughing like a hyena. Good.

39:26🔗 Caller I think I might have caught some aids off that monkey. So I need to get in that office of yours.

39:33🔗 Adam First thing tomorrow morning. So Jimmy, what did we miss that Jesse said?

39:38🔗 Caller That it was the best show on television.

39:40🔗 Adam Wait a minute.

39:41🔗 Drew We had that. We heard that.

39:43🔗 Caller It's the very first thing I played.

39:44🔗 Adam Oh, but you played it too softly. Play it one more time, Anderson.

39:48🔗 Drew Listen.

39:49🔗 Caller Best show on television, The Man.

39:51🔗 Caller There you go. There you go.

39:52🔗 Best show on television, The Man Show.

39:54🔗 Adam There you go.

39:54🔗 Caller Best show on television, The Man Show. All right.

39:57🔗 Adam We're going to put that on a loop. You can go to sleep by, Jimmy.

40:01🔗 Caller I appreciate that.

40:01🔗 Adam All right, buddy. I'll see you in the morning.

40:03🔗 Caller All right.

40:03🔗 Adam Don't let Kellison drive.

40:05🔗 Caller All right.

40:05🔗 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll run to the next room. I'm going to show Save Ferris, the Jimmy monkey bit. We'll all be immensely entertained. We'll be back with Save Ferris after this.

40:16🔗 Drew Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

40:20🔗 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Hey, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. T-Bone Brian and Monique are all here. From Save Ferris, one of our very favorite bands. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Drew, what's up there, buddy?

41:10🔗 Drew Page.

41:10🔗 Adam Oh, Drew got a page.

41:11🔗 Drew May be excused for a second.

41:12🔗 Adam No, you can return it in six, seven minutes. What do you think the average page return time is? Do you know what I mean? Even for a doctor. No, even for a doctor.

41:22🔗 Drew You get used to doing it in like one minute.

41:23🔗 Adam I'd say it's about five minutes.

41:24🔗 Drew It's probably a lot longer than most people. When you get a physician, you get used to doing it in one minute.

41:28🔗 Adam All right. Well, the point is, well, we're going to go to break in about six. You'll be fine, right? Who'd you get a page from?

41:33🔗 Drew I don't know. That's why I'm concerned.

41:34🔗 Adam All right. Go deal with your page. But listen, if you're not back in a minute and a half, we're going to pee on your computer. Wait a second. Is that sound fair? All right, deal. You guys ready? Checking. And go! There we go. Back the phones. You guys enjoy Jimmy's Monkey Wives?

41:52🔗 Caller I can't believe they're going to let you show that on TV.

41:54🔗 Adam Well, I'm not sure they are. We'll have to get into that.

41:58🔗 Caller That's a classic.

41:58🔗 Adam Dana? That's right. Oh, that's my lovely partner, Jimmy. Dana, you're 17 years old. What's up?

42:07🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm afraid to be with a guy because this guy tried to drug me to have sex with him.

42:13🔗 Adam How do you know?

42:14🔗 Caller Because he gave me a tic-tac and it was acid. When I put it in my mouth, it wasn't sweet.

42:19🔗 Adam Well, some of those tic-tacs are acid, like the cinnamon ones. Did you put it in your mouth?

42:27🔗 Caller Yeah, but I spit it out.

42:28🔗 Adam Right, because it didn't taste right?

42:30🔗 Caller It didn't taste right.

42:33🔗 Adam You spit it out. How do you know it was acid though?

42:36🔗 Caller My friend told me because she was taking it.

42:38🔗 Adam I see. This just happened one time with one guy?

42:43🔗 Caller Yeah, and I'm scared to be with any guy.

42:46🔗 Adam Why?

42:47🔗 Caller Because it gave me the impression that guys are like pigs and they just want to have sex with me.

42:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but unless your dad did this to you when you were seven, it shouldn't have left that impression. I mean, it should have left the impression that this one guy is an idiot, and you got to be careful who you hang out with. But not that all guys are evil and trying to drug you and have sex. It's really only about 50% of guys who are trying to drug you and have sex. On a national average, sure.

43:15🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, I have a boyfriend, but I have a boyfriend.

43:18🔗 Adam Is he trying to drug you and have sex?

43:20🔗 Caller He always wants to, but you don't want to have sex?

43:23🔗 Adam You've never had sex with him?

43:25🔗 Caller Yes.

43:26🔗 Adam You have, but you don't want to have sex with him that often?

43:30🔗 Caller Not anymore.

43:31🔗 Adam After the tic tac incident? But it wasn't him. So what's really up with you?

43:39🔗 Caller I don't know. It's scary.

43:41🔗 Adam I mean, there's more than this though, right?

43:43🔗 Caller No.

43:43🔗 Adam There has to be. Well, then you're really stupid.

43:47🔗 Save Ferris Well, she's like 15, right?

43:49🔗 Adam No, she's 17.

43:50🔗 Save Ferris She's 17.

43:51🔗 Adam I don't know.

43:51🔗 Save Ferris That could be kind of scary if you don't know anything about drugs and you trust people and then-

43:57🔗 Adam I admit it's scary, but-

43:58🔗 Save Ferris Your trust is completely betrayed.

44:00🔗 Adam I know, but I admit it's scary, but it's like you've got no car accidents, you can never drive again, you know what I mean?

44:08🔗 Save Ferris Well, she'll eventually get over it, I'm sure.

44:11🔗 Drew One of the things about post-traumatic stress reactions is-

44:14🔗 Adam This isn't a post-traumatic stress risk. She didn't take it.

44:17🔗 Caller Actually, my cousin did die in a car accident because he was high.

44:21🔗 Adam Well, now we're getting closer.

44:24🔗 Drew But the degree to which somebody has symptoms is determined by the condition they arrive at the event with. In other words, the pre-morbid condition, how you come to a traumatic incidence determines the symptoms that follow.

44:38🔗 Adam Okay. So, how's your life beside or beyond the Tic Tac incident? How's your family?

44:46🔗 Caller Wonderful. I love my mom and dad.

44:47🔗 Adam Everything's wonderful?

44:48🔗 Caller Yeah. Nothing happened to me.

44:49🔗 Adam Good. Fine. Then get over it. Because listen, if everything's wonderful in her family, she loves her mom and dad to death, and one time at a party, a guy slipped her Tic Tac that she spat out of her mouth because it tasted funny, and learned later may have had acid in it, she should get over it. If that's it, then get over it. I'm not examining it, and I'm taking her at her word. If she loves her mom and dad and everything's wonderful, then fine, get over it. See, I'm outsmarting our listeners now, Drew, by using their own retarded logic on them. Dustin?

45:21🔗 Yeah.

45:21🔗 Adam You're 21.

45:22🔗 Caller Yeah. I found some divorce papers in my wife's car, like probably two months ago, but she said they're from a couple months back.

45:32🔗 Drew Were you guys having trouble a couple months back?

45:34🔗 Caller Yeah, she says from a couple months back, when we weren't really getting along very good, and she says she doesn't want to get divorced right now anymore.

45:42🔗 Caller Just in case she's got them in the car.

45:44🔗 Adam That's great.

45:45🔗 Caller She's ready to go.

45:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:47🔗 Caller She's ready to go.

45:49🔗 Adam That's interesting. Well, a lot of women will keep an extra set in the glove box.

45:53🔗 Drew What was going on that caused her to want the divorce?

45:55🔗 Adam In case they get pulled over.

45:57🔗 Caller We've been together since high school, and we have a two-year-old, and we just won't really get along anymore. We're just kind of together because we have a kid together.

46:08🔗 Drew What was her issue?

46:10🔗 Caller Her issue?

46:11🔗 Drew Why was she wanting to divorce you? Other than that, you've been together for no good reason.

46:15🔗 Caller We just weren't getting along. We'll go through spurts where a month at a time, we just get along awful, and we'll just be picking every little thing in each other.

46:24🔗 Adam Maybe you should get a divorce.

46:27🔗 Caller Well, that's what I'm thinking. I don't really want to mess up my child. I don't know if it would be better to stick it out.

46:32🔗 Drew How about getting some other sort of therapeutic intervention to see if there's some...

46:36🔗 Caller Like going to marriage counseling?

46:37🔗 Drew Yeah, some place, some healthy place you guys can arrive at and sort of give your child an example of an appropriate, intimate relationship rather than a very painful, tumultuous, fractured one.

46:50🔗 Caller Right.

46:50🔗 Adam Okay.

46:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:52🔗 Adam All right. You know what you need to do? Do you want to do sort of even the score with her?

46:56🔗 Caller What's that?

46:57🔗 Adam Get some prostitute paperwork and leave it on the bench seat of your truck. Let her find that. Touché.

47:07🔗 Caller She went to Reno and I cheated on her.

47:10🔗 Adam Okay.

47:10🔗 Caller Good.

47:10🔗 Adam Oh, see.

47:11🔗 Okay. You got her back.

47:12🔗 Adam No problem.

47:13🔗 Save Ferris There you go.

47:13🔗 Adam Square it up. Now, I won't screw up the kid.

47:15🔗 Caller You should tell her then.

47:16🔗 Adam Yeah. It's important to tell her. I would have her hire a third-party to tell her professional spokesman type.

47:25🔗 Caller I see.

47:26🔗 Adam I see.

47:26🔗 Caller Get a plane, you can fly it on a sign.

47:28🔗 Adam That's right.

47:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:29🔗 Adam Get one of those banners. Next time she goes to the beach, you can say, I banged a hooker while you were in Reno.

47:36🔗 Caller I didn't have to pay for it, but.

47:37🔗 Adam Oh, really?

47:38🔗 Caller No.

47:39🔗 Adam Free prostitutes?

47:40🔗 Caller No. I had to get her pretty drunk and then she gave it up.

47:45🔗 Caller Did you slip her the tic-tac?

47:47🔗 Caller That's the question.

47:48🔗 Adam Was it a hooker?

47:50🔗 Caller No.

47:50🔗 Save Ferris It sounds like he slipped her his tic-tac.

47:52🔗 Caller It was a girl.

47:53🔗 Adam I see. All right, Dustin. I'll see you in hell. Okay, buddy?

47:57🔗 Caller All right. Bye.

47:58🔗 Adam Bye-bye. We're going to take a little break and save Ferris is here. I've never slipped a gal a tic-tac. I did slide one the chapstick once though. You know, Sandra. Yeah. We'll take a little break. You're all class. Yeah. We'll be back after this.

48:16🔗 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

48:22🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

48:50🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the program in just 10 seconds.

48:59🔗 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

49:13🔗 Caller Best show on television.

49:15🔗 Adam That's right. That's Jesse Ventura. Not the second best, not in the top 10, just the best show on television. T-Bone Brian and Monique are all here from Save Ferris. Dr. Drew is here, although he's busily filling out some paperwork that the man has put before him.

49:30🔗 Drew The man, I'm telling you.

49:31🔗 Adam Drew, don't fill that out. I told you not to write that.

49:33🔗 Drew I'm just writing my stuff. We'll see what they want us to do.

49:36🔗 Adam All right. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. We're going to hear something else from Save Ferris before too long, but first, we'll get back on the phones. Mike, you're 15. What's up?

49:50🔗 Caller First, Monique, I heard that you went out with, like, El Jefe from Northampton.

49:56🔗 Caller El Jefe.

49:59🔗 Save Ferris Wow.

50:00🔗 Adam Is that true? Sounds like, yeah. It seems like it would be true because there's a long pause in there.

50:06🔗 Save Ferris No, but he turned me on when he told the entire audience on the Warped Tour that my feet smelled like Doritos.

50:12🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yeah.

50:14🔗 Save Ferris And I had black pepper under my armpits.

50:16🔗 Adam That's high praise.

50:18🔗 Save Ferris No, actually, I love that guy, but no, I never dated him.

50:21🔗 Caller Okay. Well, about three weeks ago, I bleached my pubes and now I have, like, white bumps and they're kind of like zits, except for they don't have anything inside them.

50:33🔗 Drew Well, there's some sort of folliculitis you've caused through the chemical irritation.

50:37🔗 Adam How'd you bleach them?

50:39🔗 Caller Okay. You have a powder and then you mix it with peroxide. And then you put in this applicator and then you just put it on your hair.

50:48🔗 Save Ferris I think it was just too strong. Did you use, like, a 30 or a 40 volume?

50:53🔗 Caller I used a 30.

50:54🔗 Save Ferris Yeah, it's too strong.

50:55🔗 Adam Too strong for the pubes?

50:56🔗 Save Ferris I need to use a 10.

50:58🔗 Drew Did you have the reaction one time?

51:00🔗 Save Ferris What? Yeah. No, I didn't have the... but, you know.

51:05🔗 Drew Oh, hi, Mom.

51:05🔗 Save Ferris I know a little bit about their coloring.

51:08🔗 Adam Did it bother your sister when you took those showers with her? Hey, Mike, you're 15.

51:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:16🔗 Adam Why are you dying the pubes at 15?

51:19🔗 Caller I don't know.

51:20🔗 Adam Don't you have a peachy folder to doodle on? You have to experiment on your own junk?

51:25🔗 Save Ferris I think it's totally punk.

51:27🔗 Caller I think it's cool.

51:28🔗 Adam Oh, please. Mike, no one sees your pubes. All right. All right.

51:32🔗 Drew We hope not anyway.

51:34🔗 Adam Bye. I'm worried. I really, a lot of my creative energy was spent turning the peachy folder into a work of art, like the guys running track into gang members carrying knives and chasing one another. I don't think kids today have peachy folders, and I don't think they doodle on them like we do, and I think it kept us out of trouble.

51:53🔗 Caller That's why society is on the downhill because there it is.

51:55🔗 Adam Because the peachy folder is not being doodled on. The kids are bored, they hit the streets, and next thing you know, they're holding up old folks at the ATM.

52:03🔗 Caller Beginning of the end.

52:04🔗 Adam Howard?

52:05🔗 Caller Yo.

52:06🔗 Adam You're 28. What's up?

52:08🔗 Caller Hey, I had a question for Dr. Drew. By the way, you guys are a kick-ass. I just have to tell you that.

52:13🔗 Adam Us?

52:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:14🔗 Adam Thanks.

52:14🔗 Caller You guys are awesome.

52:15🔗 Adam Great.

52:16🔗 Caller I just had a question for Dr. Drew. My wife, we have two children, and she's been on birth control since we had our second one. He's two and a half. And we've been trying to have a third one since January, so we got off the pill in January, but we have not gotten successful.

52:33🔗 Drew How quickly did you get pregnant the first couple of times?

52:35🔗 Caller The first one was a honeymoon baby. After they go on weekends, we got married.

52:40🔗 Drew Usually within six months, most people are sort of reestablished their previous cyclings.

52:45🔗 Adam That's the average when you've been on the pill?

52:50🔗 Drew I don't know that's an average, but pretty much everybody has reestablished themselves. By six months.

52:54🔗 Adam Does it make a difference whether you're on the pill for a year or ten years in terms of reestablishing your regularity down there?

53:01🔗 Drew I would imagine it would, but I don't know that for a fact.

53:03🔗 Adam Okay. Who's the doctor? Look into that.

53:06🔗 Eric? Yes?

53:09🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

53:12🔗 Caller I think I'm addicted to shoplifting. I like to go to Target and shoplift candy and battery and all kinds of stuff.

53:20🔗 Drew You know, in my experience, people that do that compulsively, in my experience anyway, usually have an addictive history or at least a family history of addiction. Have you ever been addicted to anything?

53:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:30🔗 Drew What were you addicted to?

53:32🔗 Caller I've been addicted to porn, to masturbation.

53:35🔗 Drew How about to a chemical?

53:36🔗 Caller Chemical? Yeah. TV? I don't know.

53:42🔗 Adam Chemical like-

53:44🔗 Drew Drugs.

53:44🔗 Adam Chlorine or something.

53:45🔗 Drew Alcohol.

53:46🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

53:46🔗 Drew No, no. Is there any alcohols in your family?

53:48🔗 Caller No. Yeah. My father drinks.

53:52🔗 Drew I suspect that you have that biology. Now, again, when I usually see this, what you're describing is when people are coming off drugs, and their brain is so used to using those thrill mechanisms, those types of reward mechanisms to manage feelings, that people compulsively do things like steal.

54:09🔗 Adam But you're not doing that, Eric. I mean, you're not coming off a drug, are you?

54:13🔗 Caller No, I'm not doing drugs at all.

54:14🔗 Drew Then you've never done any?

54:16🔗 Caller I've never done drugs at all.

54:17🔗 Adam Well, and Drew, though, I'm hip. I mean, a lot of people who are on drugs steal to support their habits.

54:24🔗 Drew Well, but he's not doing it for any purpose. He's just doing it compulsively. And there are other compulsions. You can, when it's interesting, I rarely see people that have the behavioral compulsions, which are known to exist out there without first having it sort of triggered by some pharmacologic activity.

54:38🔗 Adam Hey, Eric.

54:39🔗 Drew You were that, Eric.

54:40🔗 Adam Well, maybe it's a true klepto.

54:41🔗 Drew No, a true addict. He's an addict that hasn't, you know, that there's...

54:44🔗 Adam Oh, Drew, everyone's an addict. Please. Drew, hey, Eric?

54:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:48🔗 Adam How often do you go out and steal?

54:50🔗 Caller Uh, once or twice a week.

54:52🔗 Adam And you just do it for the thrill?

54:54🔗 Caller I just do it for the thrill, yeah.

54:55🔗 Adam But, yeah, you steal stuff you want, right?

54:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:59🔗 Adam And you use that stuff, right?

55:00🔗 Caller Yeah, I use that stuff. I get stuff on my bicycle.

55:04🔗 Adam You get stuff for your bicycle?

55:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:07🔗 Adam How old are you?

55:08🔗 Caller I'm 18.

55:08🔗 Adam Oh, 18. All right. Pretty soon you're going to move up to a big wheel. What do you steal for your bicycle?

55:14🔗 Caller I steal those computer things that measure how much the speed is going for my bicycle.

55:22🔗 Adam Oh, I see. All right. He's a klepto triathlete.

55:27🔗 Drew Well, there will be consequences.

55:29🔗 Adam You haven't gotten busted yet?

55:31🔗 Drew Yes, I have.

55:32🔗 Adam You have? Yes. You're going to get busted again and then you'll be screwed.

55:37🔗 Drew He said he's a sex addict too, though. He's compulsive, masturbator, whatnot. What? Are you addicted to the Internet porn?

55:44🔗 Caller Internet porn? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

55:45🔗 Adam Well, he's thinking about stealing a computer next week and then he's going to get into that.

55:48🔗 Save Ferris Can I ask you something? What classifies a man as sex addicted though? It's like how far he has to go.

55:56🔗 Drew Family history of addiction, progression, consequences. That really fits it.

56:02🔗 Adam But it's not being horny.

56:04🔗 Drew It's doing stuff that has consequences.

56:05🔗 Save Ferris But like how many magazines do you have to have?

56:09🔗 Drew Enough to make it a financial stress or screw up a relationship or take your time away from more productive activities and then still be positive, still increasing.

56:19🔗 Adam One of the yardsticks also, Drew, correct me if I'm wrong, is showering with a sibling. Would that be one of the caveats?

56:26🔗 Drew Yes, they all start the night.

56:27🔗 Save Ferris I told you, it's just like going to the gym, you know, everybody's naked in the sauna.

56:32🔗 Drew They're dying their pubic hair and everything.

56:34🔗 Adam That's right, dying the pubes, showering with the cysts.

56:37🔗 Save Ferris I wanted people to know I was a real redhead.

56:41🔗 Adam Zoma, hey, Drew, would you tilt that goddamn screen down, please? You just have me break my neck trying to read that every night, won't you? Zoma, you're 19, what's up?

56:52🔗 Caller Oh, she's in trouble.

56:54🔗 Caller Heard that.

56:57🔗 Drew Put mom on.

57:00🔗 Caller Wow.

57:06🔗 Drew Let's talk to mom.

57:06🔗 Adam She's a, her mom is a Carmen Zapata. Zoma, put your mom on, would you? Zoma.

57:49🔗 Drew Let's talk to her sister for a second.

57:51🔗 Adam How old is your sister, Zoma? Put your sister on the phone.

57:54🔗 Caller Why?

57:55🔗 Adam I'd like to talk to her.

57:57🔗 Caller Why?

57:57🔗 Drew Just for a second. We'll get right back to you, Zoma.

58:00🔗 Caller No, that's okay.

58:02🔗 Adam Where's your sister go?

58:03🔗 Caller They want to talk to Rosalie.

58:05🔗 Drew Rosalie.

58:05🔗 Caller Rosalie.

58:07🔗 Caller No, we quiet.

58:08🔗 Adam All right. Zoma.

58:12🔗 Caller Don't leave.

58:13🔗 Adam Zoma, focus over here, please.

58:15🔗 Caller I'm coming out the room.

58:17🔗 Adam Okay. Zoma.

58:18🔗 Caller Yes.

58:19🔗 Adam That's your question.

58:20🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

58:21🔗 Adam You're 19 years old.

58:23🔗 Caller Yes. Oh, boy.

58:25🔗 Adam That's sister of yours.

58:28🔗 Drew She's a singer, if that's my voice.

58:31🔗 Caller All right. Okay. First, I wanted to ask you. I have a real big question.

58:36🔗 Adam On who?

58:37🔗 Caller You.

58:38🔗 Adam On me?

58:38🔗 Caller Yes.

58:39🔗 Adam Good. I'll date you if you kill your sister.

58:42🔗 Caller No, like, I'm really religious. I can't have this thing. Are you anti-Christ?

58:47🔗 Adam No.

58:48🔗 Drew He is the anti-Christ, yes.

58:49🔗 Adam No, please. I'm pro-Satan. I'm not anti-Christ. There's a difference.

58:54🔗 Caller Please.

58:55🔗 Caller You are?

58:57🔗 Adam Listen, I just think-

58:57🔗 Caller You're an atheist?

58:58🔗 Adam I think Satan is misunderstood and he gets a bad rap.

59:01🔗 Caller That's all I'm saying.

59:02🔗 Adam And he's not around to defend himself, so I'll speak for him.

59:06🔗 Caller That's bad. Okay. Anyways. Well, I'm in college, right?

59:13🔗 Adam Really?

59:15🔗 Caller And this guy, he's in my building.

59:19🔗 Adam Listen, everyone's in your goddamn building. Get your sister out of that room. Do you have some-

59:24🔗 Caller He's in the hallway.

59:25🔗 Adam Do you have some pepper spray or something?

59:28🔗 Caller Just listen to me.

59:29🔗 Adam Okay.

59:30🔗 Caller And like we ride the trolley together because he's on my building and he's like telling me stuff.

59:36🔗 Adam Where are you from, Mr. Roger's neighborhood? Where's the trolley?

59:41🔗 Caller I don't have a car.

59:42🔗 Drew What's a trolley in San Francisco?

59:44🔗 Adam Are you in San Francisco?

59:46🔗 Caller No, I go to CSUN.

59:49🔗 Adam There's a trolley in Northridge? Yeah.

59:51🔗 Save Ferris We're playing there in a couple days.

59:53🔗 Adam What? You're confused. You ride a transvestite. That's different.

59:58🔗 Drew The metro line has now been called a trolley?

1:00:00🔗 Caller Yes, that's what they call it.

1:00:02🔗 Adam They'll do anything to get a few idiots to get on that thing.

1:00:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:05🔗 Adam Please. All right. Jesus Christ. Hey, Zoma, would you tell your fat sister to shut the f up, please?

1:00:15🔗 Caller Angie, be quiet.

1:00:16🔗 Drew Angie is another one.

1:00:17🔗 Caller I got a father and a sister.

1:00:19🔗 Adam Dear Lord. How long ago did your father kill himself? Seriously? My God, the mouths on those women. Please shut them up.

1:00:30🔗 Caller See, here comes the next one.

1:00:33🔗 Adam All right, Zoma. So you ride the trolley to see son and then what?

1:00:39🔗 Drew They need to be after a beer.

1:00:48🔗 Adam Listen. Zoma.

1:00:52🔗 Caller What?

1:00:55🔗 Adam Listen, put your sister Takiza on the fuck. All right, listen, we're going to put you on hold until the family goes to sleep, all right? Oh, now the phone is ringing.

1:01:12🔗 Caller Just hold on a second.

1:01:14🔗 Adam My God.

1:01:16🔗 Caller That was so hectic.

1:01:17🔗 Adam They all live in one big hallway. Did you hear that? There's a pandemonium over there. Jesus Christ. Five sisters and they never stop talking.

1:01:25🔗 Save Ferris I do not condone a word he's saying.

1:01:27🔗 Adam Can you imagine that? Whitney.

1:01:30🔗 Caller Hi.

1:01:30🔗 Adam You're 15.

1:01:31🔗 Caller Yes.

1:01:32🔗 Adam What's up?

1:01:33🔗 Caller Hi. Happy Passover, Mo. I thank you. Peace.

1:01:36🔗 Caller I have a question for you guys, the band. When are you guys releasing your new single? Isn't it supposed to be Turn It Up? I saw on the website that you're supposed to release it, and I was really excited because that's like my favorite song off your new album.

1:01:49🔗 Caller But I haven't heard it anywhere on the radio.

1:01:52🔗 Save Ferris Well.

1:01:54🔗 Adam We're supposed to be in that video too, by the way. What's up with that, Monique?

1:02:00🔗 Save Ferris I strongly suggest everybody who likes Save Ferris start calling their local radio stations and requesting that you hear us on the radio. What's going on? Okay.

1:02:08🔗 Adam Drew is speaking to them.

1:02:09🔗 Save Ferris I strongly suggest that.

1:02:10🔗 Drew What do you need to tell us? What's happening?

1:02:12🔗 Save Ferris Actually, there's really nothing to say other than the fact that, well, here's really what it ties into, is that women aren't doing so well in alternative right now. And it's a sad time for us. That's so awesome.

1:02:25🔗 Caller I love you guys. You're my favorite ever.

1:02:26🔗 Save Ferris Thank you. And unfortunately, a lot of people at radio don't see that. And it's kind of sad because, like...

1:02:37🔗 Adam Yeah, we're playing it.

1:02:38🔗 Save Ferris It's kind of sad. It's kind of... We've kind of been taken back about ten years, which is kind of sad. And I know it's going to change. I just hope it changes sooner than later.

1:02:46🔗 Adam Well, what do you attribute it to?

1:02:49🔗 Save Ferris I attribute it to the... It just happens to be man's time right now.

1:02:55🔗 Adam Well, was it a woman's time three years ago or two years ago?

1:03:01🔗 Save Ferris Well, I know that there was just this whole female explosion a couple of years ago with the Lilith Fair and everything, which is since no longer. But...

1:03:09🔗 Caller I've been calling Kate Rock, and I've been suggesting you guys, and I wrote to a couple of magazines to get some hype about you guys.

1:03:16🔗 Save Ferris Well, it's not that we're not working. I mean, we're working our butts off right now. We're getting as much work as we did before. It's just that we're not as prominent a force in radio as we were a couple of years ago when women were at the forefront of alternative.

1:03:32🔗 Adam Well, you know what? I want to do something about that because I'd like to play Save Ferris song. I mean, I have the power to do that. Can we do that?

1:03:40🔗 Drew Let's do it.

1:03:41🔗 Adam Yeah, let's do it. Hey, Whitney? Yes. Thanks.

1:03:43🔗 Save Ferris Thanks, Whitney.

1:03:44🔗 Adam Thanks for writing the letter.

1:03:46🔗 Save Ferris Thank you so much.

1:03:47🔗 Adam And thanks for writing the... What magazine did you write it to?

1:03:50🔗 Caller I've just been writing to like teen magazines and stuff because they have a lot of influence on people and what they listen to.

1:03:57🔗 Drew By the way, people who write letters have an enormous influence on the media. Oh, God, do they? I agree. It's insane. Jesus Christ.

1:04:02🔗 Save Ferris There's actually something coming out in teen style soon.

1:04:04🔗 Adam A whole network will go into a tailspin over one letter. Oh, there is?

1:04:06🔗 Save Ferris Yeah. For teen style? Yeah, like for teen style, like a little thing in teen style.

1:04:14🔗 Adam Well, maybe that was because of Whitney's letter writing campaign. Hey, Whitney?

1:04:18🔗 Save Ferris But I have to say...

1:04:19🔗 Caller If the magazine listens to me or something, maybe they'll influence other people.

1:04:23🔗 Save Ferris I would like that, too, and I let this be a word to everybody who likes women in alternative music, you know, to become an active force now to bring us back, because I don't want us to be another dying breed.

1:04:36🔗 Adam Well, you know, to me, it's either something's good or it's not. I don't understand the whole trend of everything. I mean, I just did an interview with Us magazine today, and it's always a little bit condescending and insulting when they do that, do you attribute the success of Fill in the Blank to the recent trend of, you know, you know, they always do that.

1:05:00🔗 Save Ferris And that's the ridiculousness of it all, and that's why I didn't want to do the Lilith Fair, you know, it was because I don't, I mean, I think we should celebrate music, and the fact that it's a language that crosses all gender and language barriers, and that it doesn't need to be stuck in a little tiny, you know, corner like that. This is the year of women in rock. Well, all right, but there's always a backlash to that.

1:05:26🔗 Adam There is.

1:05:27🔗 Save Ferris Next year is going to be the year of men in rock, and where am I going to be then?

1:05:32🔗 Adam So with El Ducchi? Wait a minute. El Jefe.

1:05:38🔗 Save Ferris In Kid Rock's dressing room, in a bikini with a beer.

1:05:41🔗 Adam There you go.

1:05:41🔗 Save Ferris Which is totally cool with me, but I'd rather be on the radio. Right.

1:05:46🔗 Adam Well, I think-

1:05:47🔗 Save Ferris Or at least playing for our fans.

1:05:48🔗 Adam I think the media overhypes things, and then they go too hard against it. There'd be a little more common ground. But anyway, we're going to even the playing field right here by playing a Save Ferris song. You queued up there, Mr. Anderson? Good. This one is called Turn It Up. Another great Save Ferris song. Who says they don't get played on the radio?

1:09:11🔗 Save Ferris Thanks, Adam.

1:09:12🔗 Adam We have a Save Ferris here, at least close to half of them. Yeah. We're going to take ourselves a little break for a change. We'll take a break on time. We'll be back. When we come back, we'll speak to Craven who's 18, went down on his girlfriend and thinks she has an extra large clitoris. Wants to know what normal size is. We'll ask Monique what size her sister's is after this. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, he is Dr. Drew. Unfortunately, Larry Flint will be in here Sunday night, which means we'll be in here Sunday night. That would be Easter Sunday, which I don't think we're supposed to be working, Drew. I really don't. I got myself all geared up for a nice Sunday at home watching. What's on Sunday night? Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, then Disney. What is on? I haven't watched Sunday night television in a while.

1:10:45🔗 Caller Now my testicles got ants on it.

1:10:49🔗 Adam Is Marlon Perkins still alive? Is he still in the bush?

1:10:52🔗 Drew I don't think so.

1:10:53🔗 Adam I'm going to have to check the TV guide. T-Bone, Brian and Monique are all here from Save Ferris. We're going to get back on the phones and speak to Craven. It was 18. Craven, is that your name?

1:11:05🔗 Caller Yeah, that's it, buddy.

1:11:06🔗 Adam Your parents named you Craven?

1:11:09🔗 Caller Very cruel joke.

1:11:11🔗 Adam Yeah, let's name our kid Cowardly.

1:11:14🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean Craven, just imagine Craven and anything after that, Craven homosexuals.

1:11:21🔗 Adam No, but it's not even that. Craven just means cowardly.

1:11:24🔗 Caller You think so?

1:11:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:11:26🔗 Drew Really? Give me that dictionary.

1:11:27🔗 Adam Sure. Hold on a second. You don't even know what... Well, I don't know if they spell it with a K. I think it's with a C.

1:11:33🔗 Caller Yeah, but I mean it sounds a different way.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Look up Craven there with a C, Drew, and we'll see if it doesn't mean yellow-bellied or cowardly.

1:11:44🔗 Caller Man show is awesome, buddy.

1:11:45🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:11:46🔗 Caller And Dr. Drew, drdrew.com, fantastic. Go there all the time.

1:11:50🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:11:51🔗 Adam Drew is now looking up the word Craven.

1:11:53🔗 Caller Okay. Anyways, I have a...

1:11:55🔗 Adam Hold on a second. He has an answer.

1:11:57🔗 Drew Lacking courage.

1:11:58🔗 Adam Lacking courage.

1:11:59🔗 Caller Wow.

1:12:00🔗 Adam There's a noble name. They couldn't just name you Pussy Head. They had to name you Craven.

1:12:07🔗 Caller Wait a second. Is that with a K or a C?

1:12:09🔗 Adam That's with a C, but who knows how it's spelled when they say Craven? Yeah.

1:12:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:12:15🔗 Adam Yeah. What the hell? How stoner your parents?

1:12:21🔗 Caller They were born in the 60s.

1:12:22🔗 Adam Who knows? Give them a fancy name for Wuss. Lacking courage. I mean, there really couldn't be a worse name for a kid.

1:12:30🔗 Caller But I don't know. I mean, whatever.

1:12:33🔗 Adam And how's your brother Sissy?

1:12:36🔗 Caller Fantastic, I guess.

1:12:37🔗 Adam Alright. So now what's up there, Greg?

1:12:40🔗 Caller Basically, about a month ago, I met this girl or whatever, went down on her for the first time this last week. And I was very surprised. She had like, basically how I could describe it would be like the clit, like the size of like a normal male's penis, I believe.

1:12:58🔗 Adam That was a man.

1:12:59🔗 Drew Maybe it was a man.

1:13:00🔗 Caller No, no, no, no.

1:13:00🔗 Adam I was one of your brother's friends. In from the Navy.

1:13:03🔗 Caller Like five inches?

1:13:04🔗 Caller No, no, no. Like the head. Like only the head of the penis.

1:13:07🔗 Adam Wow.

1:13:08🔗 Caller You know what I'm talking about?

1:13:09🔗 Save Ferris Oh, the width of it is like the width of like a golf ball?

1:13:13🔗 Caller No, no, no. The ball is not half that.

1:13:15🔗 Drew Did it look like it had a head on it?

1:13:16🔗 Caller No, no.

1:13:18🔗 Save Ferris But so it wasn't long. It was just wide.

1:13:19🔗 Caller No, it was like, it was, I mean, I would say it's about a good three-quarters of an inch long and about, oh, yeah, I mean.

1:13:28🔗 Adam So would you say it was like a grape?

1:13:31🔗 Caller A little larger than a grape.

1:13:33🔗 Drew Apricot.

1:13:34🔗 Caller Is she buff?

1:13:35🔗 Caller No. Wow.

1:13:36🔗 Drew Does she do steroids is a great question.

1:13:37🔗 Caller No, I mean, she's a great-looking girl. I mean, she's female in every other way.

1:13:41🔗 Save Ferris Do steroids do that?

1:13:42🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:13:43🔗 Caller Does what? Steroids? Yeah.

1:13:44🔗 Drew If she was a bodybuilder, they get that.

1:13:46🔗 Caller No, she's not a bodybuilder.

1:13:47🔗 Drew There are certain hormone, certain conditions can cause this too. She may need that looked into. But did it work normally?

1:13:55🔗 Caller Oh, as far as I could tell, yeah.

1:13:58🔗 Adam Listen, I appreciate that. That's like my grandpa used to read books with a large print, you know, made it easier for him to understand what was going on. You know, you find your way around down there a little better.

1:14:11🔗 Caller Right.

1:14:12🔗 Adam There's nothing wrong with that.

1:14:13🔗 Caller I'm coming, Beacon.

1:14:14🔗 Adam Yeah, why not? I could use a little help.

1:14:18🔗 Caller Granted, I haven't seen a lot of them.

1:14:20🔗 Adam Right.

1:14:21🔗 Caller What would you like to consider like average size?

1:14:23🔗 Caller Well, they vary, don't they?

1:14:24🔗 Drew They vary a lot.

1:14:25🔗 Caller Yeah, totally.

1:14:26🔗 Adam Well, yeah, but-

1:14:26🔗 Save Ferris It depends on what stage of arousal it's on.

1:14:28🔗 Adam They don't vary greatly. I mean, it's usually-

1:14:29🔗 Drew Well, they can't.

1:14:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:31🔗 Adam What are we talking about, a clitoris? The size of a pea or something like that?

1:14:35🔗 Caller No, sometimes they're bigger than that.

1:14:36🔗 Adam Really?

1:14:36🔗 Drew Yeah, quite a bit bigger. I know you have no idea where they are at.

1:14:40🔗 Adam I know they're right around the anus, right?

1:14:43🔗 Drew Get my book out. Under the nose. Get me the anatomy book out.

1:14:46🔗 Adam Drew, you know I don't like the look on the anatomy books during masturbation nights, which is every night. That's a good point.

1:14:55🔗 Save Ferris But isn't it true that the female clitoris is the female equivalent to the male penis?

1:15:01🔗 Drew We all start with a clitoris and if you have a Y chromosome, that evolves into a phallus.

1:15:05🔗 Adam That's right. Mine just doubled in size.

1:15:07🔗 Save Ferris That's why they become like fluid filled.

1:15:10🔗 Caller What if she was like a hermaphrodite with that?

1:15:12🔗 Adam No, but hold on a second there, T-Bone. I know, but it's really, it's the size.

1:15:18🔗 Caller It looks like a butterfly.

1:15:20🔗 Adam I mean, it's somewhere around the size of a pea or a raisin or something like that.

1:15:25🔗 Caller But it doesn't vary that big. Sometimes they're like that big.

1:15:27🔗 Adam Really? An inch and a half?

1:15:29🔗 Caller Yeah, totally.

1:15:31🔗 Adam Yeah, but they don't stick out.

1:15:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:33🔗 Adam What?

1:15:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:34🔗 Caller What the heck?

1:15:35🔗 Adam You guys have been with the same bitch. That's what happened.

1:15:39🔗 Save Ferris I guess everybody was wondering, mine isn't that big.

1:15:42🔗 Adam No, listen, I've seen a lot of movies. It's not what your sister said. I've had a lot of friends with a lot of girlfriends.

1:15:48🔗 Caller You're so dead, T-Bone.

1:15:50🔗 Caller I'm so dead.

1:15:52🔗 Caller My sister's going to kill me.

1:15:54🔗 Adam That's right. Hey, seriously. Okay. They do vary, but not that often. It's not like you're spinning the wheel every time you go down.

1:16:03🔗 Drew Right. That's right.

1:16:04🔗 Adam They're normally-

1:16:06🔗 Drew The median is really pretty narrow. The range is relatively, the variance is-

1:16:10🔗 Adam The median is the size of a pea or a raisin, normally.

1:16:16🔗 Drew Half inch, I'd say medium.

1:16:17🔗 Adam Right. Okay, fine. Wait, so that's it, right?

1:16:21🔗 Drew Yes, that's it.

1:16:22🔗 Save Ferris Not that.

1:16:23🔗 Adam No. Not what? No, that's where the wheat comes from.

1:16:26🔗 Drew That's where the pee comes from.

1:16:27🔗 Save Ferris Oh, that's where the pee comes from.

1:16:29🔗 Adam Oh, honey.

1:16:30🔗 Caller I thought the pee came out of that.

1:16:31🔗 Drew No.

1:16:31🔗 Adam Did you learn anything when you're dying yourself?

1:16:35🔗 Drew If that comes out of you there, we have to talk.

1:16:37🔗 Adam Yeah. Drew, close that down. You know I don't like looking at women as biological beings.

1:16:45🔗 Drew I wish we had a picture that before you were just glued to this picture.

1:16:48🔗 Caller No, because I thought, never mind. I got all mixed up.

1:16:51🔗 Adam Close that down, Drew, please.

1:16:52🔗 Drew I mean, I've looked at it before. I'm intrigued by the way you guys look at these pictures.

1:16:56🔗 Save Ferris I've looked at it before, but I haven't looked at it while I was peeing. So I didn't know which hole the pee came out of.

1:17:01🔗 Adam I don't really want to hear all this talk.

1:17:04🔗 Caller But it's easy for you.

1:17:05🔗 Save Ferris You know where the pee comes from.

1:17:07🔗 Adam That's right, I do.

1:17:08🔗 Caller It's right there.

1:17:09🔗 Adam Number two, I'm a little confused by, but the pee I got down.

1:17:13🔗 Save Ferris That I got an email to send you, brother.

1:17:15🔗 Adam Oh, no, no. I don't want to see it. See, Drew, I don't like this because I think of women as being just stuffed with decorative soap. I don't really think of them as having parts and stuff in there.

1:17:27🔗 Drew Is this the parts that's in there?

1:17:28🔗 Adam Oh, no, please.

1:17:28🔗 Drew This is this cut through this way.

1:17:30🔗 Adam No.

1:17:31🔗 Caller Is that the clitoris?

1:17:32🔗 Drew No, that's an ovum.

1:17:34🔗 Adam Oh. Yeah. All right.

1:17:36🔗 Caller That one looks all hairy.

1:17:38🔗 Drew That's an egg being released.

1:17:41🔗 Adam Listen.

1:17:41🔗 Drew This is hairy here, too. Look at this.

1:17:42🔗 Adam Look at this. All right. Change the channel, please. Get to the boobs, would you? Lovely. Here's the point. The point is this can happen. He shouldn't freak out. It's okay, right?

1:17:54🔗 Save Ferris But what size should we worry? What if mine just blew up tonight?

1:17:58🔗 Drew Then you should worry.

1:17:59🔗 Caller If it changes, that's like a problem.

1:18:00🔗 Adam No.

1:18:00🔗 Save Ferris What if it got like, okay, so if I went home and I found that it was the size of a grape?

1:18:07🔗 Drew You haven't looked at it because they're going to be androgenizing tumors.

1:18:10🔗 Save Ferris Oh, I see. Okay.

1:18:11🔗 Adam Let me look at it first though, just to make sure.

1:18:14🔗 Save Ferris See, I need guides for everything.

1:18:16🔗 Adam Paul?

1:18:16🔗 Caller Oh, hey.

1:18:17🔗 Adam You're 13. What's up?

1:18:19🔗 Caller Okay. Every time I get an erection, I feel this really painful pop like right above the thing, right above my penis.

1:18:29🔗 Adam Right above your penis?

1:18:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:31🔗 Drew The ligament.

1:18:32🔗 Adam But it's not above your penis, it's below your penis, right?

1:18:36🔗 Caller No, it's above.

1:18:36🔗 Drew It's above. That's what the ligament is.

1:18:38🔗 Adam It's above your penis? I thought the pop would come from where the penis attached to your body.

1:18:43🔗 Drew The ligament, if this is the penis, the ligament's just right up, right up. It holds it up.

1:18:47🔗 Adam Oh, well, I don't think of that as above the penis if you have an erection. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:18:53🔗 Drew Is it below?

1:18:53🔗 Save Ferris Adam, don't touch it. That's so gross.

1:18:56🔗 Caller Get it on.

1:18:57🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

1:18:58🔗 Save Ferris They're like doing it, but not really.

1:19:00🔗 Adam You want to smell?

1:19:01🔗 Caller Smell.

1:19:04🔗 Adam I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. Wear your penis and patches to your body, right?

1:19:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:11🔗 Adam Why?

1:19:11🔗 Save Ferris Because you might like it.

1:19:12🔗 Adam Yeah, that's all right. That happens. It happens when you're younger, Paul. It'll go away one day.

1:19:17🔗 Caller Yeah, but I haven't been able to masturbate for two and a half months.

1:19:20🔗 Adam Why not?

1:19:20🔗 Caller It's a little one.

1:19:23🔗 Drew Don't tell Adam that.

1:19:24🔗 Adam Yeah, no, that's huge.

1:19:25🔗 Caller It's a little to make you guys be better about yourselves.

1:19:27🔗 Caller Little. They'll be like, I'm wrecking crap, you're really screwing with Adam's head right now. Really bad pain, yell, goes away.

1:19:33🔗 Adam Paul, you're 13, you're fine. Now, what is this? Is this a shot of the penis?

1:19:39🔗 Drew Top down. Actually, it's a bottom up, sliced in half.

1:19:43🔗 Adam Sliced in half?

1:19:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:44🔗 Adam There you go. All right. Come on, this is horrible radio. We all point at pictures and laughs.

1:19:49🔗 Drew Seminal vesicles, I think. It's behind, it's back in here.

1:19:53🔗 Adam James? Yeah. You're 16. What's up?

1:19:57🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a girlfriend and she's 20 turning 21.

1:20:01🔗 Adam Wow.

1:20:03🔗 Caller Jesus.

1:20:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:05🔗 Caller And I was just curious if I should find someone my own age.

1:20:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:20:09🔗 Adam What's wrong with her?

1:20:11🔗 Caller Her grandparents and her mom doesn't want us to be together.

1:20:15🔗 Adam Yeah. What's wrong with her, though? Why is she dating a 16-year-old?

1:20:18🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:20:19🔗 Adam No, but seriously, you may not know it, but a 21-year-old woman, Monique, help me out here, who's dating a 16-year-old has got some problems.

1:20:27🔗 Drew Something's going on. Oh, Monique's done this.

1:20:30🔗 Adam Have you done this? You've done this too?

1:20:33🔗 Save Ferris No, I was not 21 dating a 16-year-old.

1:20:35🔗 Adam But who were you dating?

1:20:36🔗 Save Ferris But I know I was very mature when I was 16, and I knew very mature young men when I was 16.

1:20:42🔗 Adam What? Have you ever dated a man younger than you?

1:20:44🔗 Save Ferris And I've known very immature 21-year-olds.

1:20:46🔗 Adam Who have you dated that was younger?

1:20:50🔗 Save Ferris Why you got to be bringing this up?

1:20:52🔗 Drew Because we knew it's there.

1:20:54🔗 Adam You shouldn't have hesitated.

1:20:55🔗 Save Ferris No, no, no. I think maybe I've dated a guy that was two years younger than me, but in high school or something, it didn't really matter.

1:21:04🔗 Adam When you were 21, you wouldn't be caught dead with a 16-year-old.

1:21:07🔗 Save Ferris No, that's because I'm cool.

1:21:09🔗 Adam Yeah. I can't think of a 21-year-old woman who would be caught dead with a 16-year-old. So, the question is- No, but you know what?

1:21:17🔗 Save Ferris There are people of all types.

1:21:19🔗 Adam I know.

1:21:19🔗 Caller Not everyone's like-

1:21:20🔗 Adam Something's up with her.

1:21:21🔗 Caller Yeah, because you can't go drinking with her. You can't do the same thing.

1:21:24🔗 Caller But maybe they don't do that.

1:21:25🔗 Caller If you go to Disneyland together or something.

1:21:27🔗 Save Ferris Maybe they just like each other's company.

1:21:28🔗 Adam No, she can't find company from other people, I'm thinking, or has a problem with it, or is insecure about it.

1:21:35🔗 Save Ferris But what if he's really tall and really hot?

1:21:38🔗 Adam Listen to him.

1:21:39🔗 Save Ferris I don't think he is. And what if he's very, very mature?

1:21:41🔗 Adam James, is any of that true?

1:21:43🔗 Caller Not really.

1:21:44🔗 Adam No. He is honest, though. I will give him that figure.

1:21:48🔗 Caller I mean, I'm really mature for my age.

1:21:50🔗 Adam Yeah, right. But you're not that tall.

1:21:52🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

1:21:53🔗 Adam You're kind of spindly?

1:21:55🔗 Save Ferris No. Is she, like, really...

1:21:58🔗 Caller Is she attractive?

1:21:59🔗 Save Ferris Really attractive?

1:22:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:01🔗 Save Ferris By your standards.

1:22:02🔗 Caller Does she have anything wrong? Like, is her dad still around, or like, is her family, like, cool?

1:22:06🔗 Caller Her dad's a bad person.

1:22:11🔗 Adam And what is...

1:22:11🔗 Save Ferris So she's going for the unobtrusive type of man.

1:22:14🔗 Adam What does she do, James?

1:22:16🔗 Caller What do you mean?

1:22:16🔗 Drew Does she go to work?

1:22:18🔗 Adam Does she go to school?

1:22:19🔗 Caller Yeah, she goes to...

1:22:20🔗 Caller She works as a waitress, and she goes to college at night.

1:22:23🔗 Adam Junior college? Junior college, okay. All right, hey, James?

1:22:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:29🔗 Adam Well, listen, if you guys are getting along okay, then maybe you should keep going out.

1:22:34🔗 Caller All right.

1:22:34🔗 Adam I worry a little about her, though. Don't get her pregnant, right? No. You're using protection?

1:22:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:41🔗 Adam Okay.

1:22:41🔗 Caller And it's not the first time this has happened.

1:22:44🔗 Adam You've dated other older women?

1:22:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:46🔗 Adam Really?

1:22:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:48🔗 Adam Wow.

1:22:48🔗 Save Ferris Yeah, I bet you he's hot. He's just modest. And that's why chicks like him, because he's not full of himself.

1:22:52🔗 Caller Because when I was 14, I lost my virginity to a 20-year-old. Wow.

1:22:59🔗 Save Ferris See, so he's just attracting it now. His energy is like, attracting that now.

1:23:05🔗 Adam I don't think it's so much James is hot. I think it's the women that are having difficulty attracting people in their own age range. I'd like to get a look at this James and get a look at these women. That is the vibe I'm getting, although I always go the negative route. But Drew, I think you agree with me.

1:23:23🔗 Drew I agree with you.

1:23:24🔗 Adam All right. Well, anyway, they're getting along fine. She doesn't want her grandmother doesn't like it, but she should move out of the house. James?

1:23:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:32🔗 Adam Why is she still living at home?

1:23:34🔗 Caller She's living with her dad.

1:23:36🔗 Adam I thought her dad's a bad guy.

1:23:37🔗 Caller He is.

1:23:39🔗 Caller I don't know why she's still living there.

1:23:40🔗 Adam But I can't.

1:23:44🔗 Drew She may be hiding out with James after having rebounded from some awful, abusive older guy, which is probably the pattern.

1:23:50🔗 Adam Is that what happened, James?

1:23:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:51🔗 Adam Oh, there you go. James, this is a little bit of phenomenon we've heard about on this show. It doesn't usually dip down to 16, but then they don't usually start at 20, which is women get in a relationship with usually a string of relationships, but sometimes it's just a long marriage to basically an a-hole. It's a little abusive and they don't appreciate them, and they're verbally, physically abusive, whatever it is, and they break up with the guy, and the next guy they date is like just some kid. And what's behind it, what drives it emotionally is, is I'm going to get with a guy, he's not going to abuse me, he's going to praise me, he's going to love me, but it won't be serious because the guy is 17 and I'm 28, and there's no way we're getting married, and I can't handle another serious relationship, and I don't want to get close to anybody, but we're going to have great sex, and he's going to be more enthusiastic. Now think how enthusiastic, by the way, you've been married to the world's biggest a-hole for the last eight years, he walks, you know, he walks in, he walks right past, he goes right to the TV every night, and now you got some guy with a retainer and a wind-up beanie and a Pokemon collection, and you're giving him BJs, and this kid's going through the roof, he's calling you every day, you're going up to his tree house and making out with him, I mean, you've never seen more enthusiasm, it's like a new puppy, but it's not real.

1:25:17🔗 Save Ferris Adam, you're making it really tempting.

1:25:19🔗 Adam It does sound decent, though, doesn't it?

1:25:20🔗 Save Ferris I'm just kidding.

1:25:21🔗 Caller I remember in high school, I had friends that they dated older women like that, and it was the thing, you were stoked for your friend, you're like, dude, you hooked up with an older woman, she knows what she's doing and stuff.

1:25:31🔗 Adam But it was always a rebound situation, wasn't it?

1:25:36🔗 Caller Usually for us, I had a buddy of mine, he hooked up with this lady, she was 43, he was 18, and he met her at a hotel that they were working at. Yeah, it's freaky stuff like that.

1:25:44🔗 Drew There's a bunch of reasons for that, that's bipolar or drug addict or another thing.

1:25:48🔗 Caller I just remember, because I had a couple of friends that said something like that happened to me.

1:25:50🔗 Save Ferris But wait a minute, if I was 43, okay, never mind.

1:25:53🔗 Drew You wouldn't go out with a 15 year old.

1:25:54🔗 Caller Or thinking, you know.

1:25:56🔗 Drew Occasionally with these very severe rebounds, like Adam described, woman's been in an awful relationship for 15 years, gets out, just wants to have somebody to spend time with. Yeah.

1:26:04🔗 Adam Right, someone non-threatening, someone enthusiastic who's gonna treat her right. All right.

1:26:09🔗 Drew But that much older, 25 years older, you're just talking about somebody grandiose.

1:26:13🔗 Adam But it's a trade, they both offer something.

1:26:14🔗 Caller Yeah, I was just gonna say, it's not bad, because they're just, it's not like a serious thing.

1:26:18🔗 Adam He gets to use his permit and drive with someone other than his foot. All right. We're gonna take ourselves a little break, save Ferris is here. When we come back, we'll speak to Rachel. She's 27, can't get wet since hysterectomy. What can she do? We'll tell her what to do after this.

1:26:36🔗 Caller Love Line, with Anna Perot and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back before you know it.

1:27:12🔗 Adam Yeah, it's Loveline, baby. Oh, headphones fell off. Keybone Brian and Monique are all here from Save Ferris. Dr. Drew is over here too. Larry Flint, Sunday Night. Jesus Christ, who works on Easter?

1:27:30🔗 Caller Non-religious people?

1:27:31🔗 Adam Jesus Christ.

1:27:32🔗 Drew People that just broadcast the fact that they're atheists.

1:27:38🔗 Adam I got to take up that, what is it? What is that one where they get all the holidays? I have the people in the office route yesterday because of that Jewish thing going on there. Robbie Gordon, the race car driver, and Everclear is going to be in here Thursday, a week from now, and we haven't seen our old friends from Everclear in a little while. But Art called me and he's doing some kind of video or something, and I'm doing something in it. It's not a music video, it's some kind of interview thing, but I got to show up a couple of hours early. I had this funny conversation. Drew, I like to whittle everyone on times.

1:28:16🔗 Drew Yes.

1:28:17🔗 Adam That's my favorite thing is people go, could you show up at seven? I go, what's wrong, 7.30. They go, all right, 7.30. I go, let's make it eight. I do that with everything now. Producer Anne called me in my office today and she said, are you going to do that video interview with Art from Everclear on Thursday? Yeah. They want you to be there at 7.30. I immediately snapped right into my whittling mode and I said, 7.30, how about tell them eight o'clock? She said, they already said seven. I said 7.30 already. So it was a tough whittle because she'd already whittled. She pre-whittled for me before I'd got there, which makes it a harder sell. But I think I still got a date. All right, Save Ferris is here. As I've mentioned a few hundred times tonight. Rachel?

1:29:03🔗 Caller Hi.

1:29:04🔗 Adam You're 27?

1:29:05🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:29:06🔗 Adam You had a hysterectomy?

1:29:08🔗 Caller I had a total abdominal hysterectomy when I was 24 years old.

1:29:11🔗 Adam Wow.

1:29:12🔗 Drew How come?

1:29:12🔗 Caller Cancer.

1:29:13🔗 Drew Of what?

1:29:15🔗 Caller Well, it started in my ovaries. At first, they thought it was just some kind of cyst, and they went in and they pulled it out and everything like that. They told me that it was cancer.

1:29:26🔗 Drew Wow.

1:29:26🔗 Caller Well, they found three other lumps in my left ovary, which also turned out to be cancer. So the doctor just told me that it would be best if they did a total abdominal.

1:29:38🔗 Drew That makes sense.

1:29:39🔗 Caller I said that was fine. He told me that as a result of that, I would have to take hormones and hormone injections.

1:29:46🔗 Drew Are you taking them?

1:29:47🔗 Caller Yes. I have gone back to the doctor for the last three years now and they still have not got these hormones right. I mean, hot flashes, mood swings, mood swings are just terrible.

1:30:00🔗 Drew Some people, it can be very difficult to...

1:30:02🔗 Caller Well, see, that's where I'm getting confused because, I mean, I've always had a bad temper. You know, my temper has always just been very, very... Once it goes, it is gone and it takes a long time. But ever since I've had the hysterectomy, it's been worse and the mood swings have just been terrible. Plus, not to mention, as a 27-year-old girl, I have no sex drive. I can't even get wet.

1:30:25🔗 Drew Have you been on testosterone at all or just estrogens?

1:30:29🔗 Caller Actually, I've had the progesterone, the testosterone and the...

1:30:34🔗 Drew So they've tried everything.

1:30:35🔗 Caller Yeah. Right now, I'm taking the injections and I go... Usually, they give them to people once a month and I can't remember the name of it, but...

1:30:42🔗 Drew The injections?

1:30:43🔗 Caller Yeah, it's an injection.

1:30:44🔗 Drew Depoestradiol, something like that.

1:30:46🔗 Caller Yeah. And it's not taking. Yeah.

1:30:49🔗 Drew Well, you've got to keep working on it because there's absolutely no reason it shouldn't be established. For some people, it can be really difficult to sort of reestablish the normal levels to the point that it's at least mimicking normal. For some women, you can just almost throw anything and it just reestablishes itself. It's like your body adjusts to it.

1:31:04🔗 Adam What about getting lubricated down there, Seth, because she's not aroused or, Seth, because something was removed?

1:31:11🔗 Drew Her libido's down and she's not properly estrogenized.

1:31:14🔗 Adam All right. So it's those two things.

1:31:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:16🔗 Adam So you've got to work that out. Lizzie, you're 17?

1:31:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:22🔗 Adam You like anal sex better than vaginal sex?

1:31:24🔗 Caller Yeah. Wow.

1:31:25🔗 Adam You're preaching to the choir, baby.

1:31:29🔗 Caller Is this like a problem? I mean, like, is this, I don't know, because-

1:31:32🔗 Adam No, it's a dream that every father has for a 17-year-old daughter. Isn't it, Drew? God willing, one day your daughter will appreciate.

1:31:41🔗 Drew I can't even think about that.

1:31:42🔗 Adam Anal sex more than vaginal sex?

1:31:44🔗 Caller Yeah, especially in my Catholic family.

1:31:45🔗 Drew Uh-oh.

1:31:47🔗 Adam There you go. That's it. Try to force religion on me, will you? Oh, yeah? We'll see.

1:31:54🔗 Caller No, really, is this like a problem?

1:31:55🔗 Adam Well-

1:31:56🔗 Caller Do you wear the skirt? The little Catholic girl skirt?

1:31:58🔗 Caller Yeah, actually, I go to an old girl's school.

1:32:00🔗 Adam Does your boyfriend flip it up like a quarterback heading under center? Starts audible-izing? All right. Lizzie-

1:32:09🔗 Save Ferris Well, it's not a problem unless she starts to get-

1:32:12🔗 Adam Do you exclusively engage in the anal sex?

1:32:15🔗 Caller Oh, no. See, that's just it. It's like I love sex. I love it any way I can get it. And it's like-

1:32:20🔗 Caller Something's up.

1:32:22🔗 Adam Well, listen, there's nothing wrong with enjoying sex at 17, but usually when women are like you are at 17, it means they're compensating for something. Is there any compensation you think going on?

1:32:33🔗 Caller No, I don't think so. I mean, like, I'm- there's- I mean, like, my mother has a PhD in child development. There's, like, no way-

1:32:39🔗 Adam Uh-oh.

1:32:40🔗 Caller What?

1:32:40🔗 Adam Well, I mean, sometimes this happens. Mom gets a little wrapped up in work, a little too much time out of the house.

1:32:46🔗 Caller Oh, no, she doesn't.

1:32:48🔗 Adam She doesn't. Okay, you love your mom?

1:32:50🔗 Caller I love my mom dearly. I love both my parents.

1:32:51🔗 Adam You love your dad?

1:32:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:53🔗 Adam Stop humiliating him.

1:32:54🔗 Caller You're killing him.

1:32:55🔗 Adam And you have one boyfriend?

1:32:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:57🔗 Adam And you're just having the time of your life with him?

1:32:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:00🔗 Adam Fine. Okay, I'll buy it. You guys using protection?

1:33:04🔗 Caller I'm on the pill.

1:33:05🔗 Adam Okay. All right, Lizzie. Enjoy. I don't know where you go from here, by the way. He's going to have to start peeing on you soon.

1:33:12🔗 Drew Did your mom start talking about sex at a very young age?

1:33:15🔗 Caller No, actually. I found out by actually reading the Encyclopedia when I was in third grade.

1:33:21🔗 Drew Third grade. Why were you reading the Encyclopedia?

1:33:24🔗 Caller I was a big fat dork when I was younger.

1:33:26🔗 Adam They didn't have that highlights magazine.

1:33:28🔗 Drew Were you looking for this issue?

1:33:30🔗 Caller No.

1:33:32🔗 Caller It was there. It was a big illustrated Encyclopedia and I thought it was interesting.

1:33:35🔗 Adam All right. I'll buy it. I believe her. She loves her parents. What the hell? Hey Marcus, you're 20, you're a Mormon missionary?

1:33:44🔗 Caller Yeah, that's right.

1:33:45🔗 Adam You live with a fellow missionary and you think he's gay?

1:33:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:50🔗 Adam Why?

1:33:51🔗 Caller Oh, I don't know too much about it because I'm from Utah. And the way he talks, the way he acts. All right.

1:33:58🔗 Adam So what do you care? Who cares if he's gay?

1:34:00🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I heard a story about how a Mormon missionary, you put ether on a rag and went up to the other Mormon missionary, put it on his nose and his face, made him pass out and had his way with him.

1:34:14🔗 Adam That's true. It happens every day.

1:34:15🔗 Caller Does it?

1:34:16🔗 Adam Every day.

1:34:16🔗 Caller For those Mormon missionaries.

1:34:17🔗 Adam Every day.

1:34:18🔗 Caller That's why I heard it.

1:34:19🔗 Adam Why do you think they call it missionary position? Okay. You understand? Marcus?

1:34:24🔗 Caller What's up?

1:34:25🔗 Adam I don't want to scare you, but tonight when you go to bed, about an 85 to 90 percent chance it's going to happen to you. All right, brother.

1:34:32🔗 Caller That's why I heard so.

1:34:33🔗 Adam It'll be well over 100 percent if you stay there two nights.

1:34:36🔗 Caller I thought it was from all that bike riding we do. Love it, love it!

1:34:43🔗 Adam Alright, that sounds like a fair enough place to break. We'll do that, say Ferris is here, and we'll be back after this.

1:35:26🔗 Drew Well, here we go, another Loveline finished. Ta-da. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Save Ferris is always welcome here. And I want to see you on another webcast. Are they pleased one of these days?

1:35:34🔗 Save Ferris Yes, of course.

1:35:35🔗 Drew It is a pleasure. And anything we do to support you guys, you are always, always, always welcome here.

1:35:41🔗 Save Ferris Thank you. We always have fun here.

1:35:43🔗 Drew Any last words you'd like to say to our audience?

1:35:45🔗 Save Ferris Sis, I'm sorry for telling them about our showering experiences.

1:35:49🔗 Drew Anything about your tour, or about your album, anything you want to say that way?

1:35:51🔗 Save Ferris Oh, gosh, okay. Yeah, come see us on the Warped Tour this summer, and go to saveferris.com to find out more about upcoming shows. We're doing a lot of college shows up until... What month did we start the Warped Tour?

1:36:03🔗 Drew In July.

1:36:04🔗 Save Ferris Until July. So go to saveferris.com, and yeah, and call your local radio stations, and request.

1:36:11🔗 Drew We're going to lose our satellite connection. We got to go now.

1:36:13🔗 Save Ferris Bye.

1:36:13🔗 Drew So that's it. Another Loveline in the can, and this is Dr. Drew. Adam has scootered off in a drunken stupor. And on his behalf, I'll be here to say good night and mahalo. I've had anal sex. Well now.

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