Wednesday, April 19, 2000

1:41🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:44🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:49🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:52🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:54🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

1:56🔗 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. All right, is that it?

2:10🔗 Drew That's it.

2:10🔗 Adam That's good. The Goo Goo Dolls should be rolling in here in a matter of moments. There's a little crowd out in the parking lot. I think people are anticipating their arrival.

2:22🔗 Drew More proof that we can't take a good picture, no matter what.

2:25🔗 Adam This picture that someone handed us when we walked in from the parking lot is still better than any publicity shot.

2:31🔗 Drew That's true.

2:32🔗 Adam A drunken teenager shot this on a disposable camera from the fifth row at the Acoustic Christmas and it's still better than any. No makeup, no hair, no stylist. Still better than any professional shot we have, which isn't saying much.

2:46🔗 Drew Speaking of professional, I had forgotten that you went out there with a beer.

2:49🔗 Adam Oh yes. I get a nice buzz on early at those shows, Drew. Loosens me up. Otherwise, I can't perform in front of large crowds.

2:56🔗 Oh my God.

2:57🔗 Adam I have stage fright. You know that. All right. We're going to get on the phones. Say Farris is going to be in here tomorrow. Like I said, The Goo Goo Dolls tonight. Let me take care of a little piece of business before we hit the phones. I was talking to Andy Dick earlier today.

3:13🔗 Drew Where? Why?

3:14🔗 Adam I called him up. Oh my God.

3:18🔗 Holy Jesus.

3:19🔗 Drew Get me more of this.

3:20🔗 Adam He's got to help us do something on the Man Show. Halfway into me trying to tell him he has to help us do something on the Man Show, he told me that I had to help him do something.

3:28🔗 Drew Where are the Bitches of the Century playing?

3:30🔗 Adam They're going to play at the Mint on Sunday Night at 8 o'clock. That is their new night, the Mint on Peacone Crescent Heights, Sunday Night, 8 o'clock, Andy and his Bitches.

3:40🔗 Jesus Christ in heaven.

3:43🔗 Where is this bin?

3:44🔗 Send me an ounce of this stuff.

3:47🔗 Adam Those of you who I think that Andy said nothing more in a novelty ban are exactly right. But the point is-

3:53🔗 Drew They're great, though.

3:54🔗 Adam They're fun. I mean, that's a good time. I would go if I was inclined to leave the house. Yvonne?

4:00🔗 Yes?

4:01🔗 Adam You're 25. What's up?

4:03🔗 Caller First, I just want to say that I love your show, and I listen to it every night.

4:07🔗 Thank you.

4:08🔗 Caller The question I have is, I want to know why men wake up with erections every morning, and when they go to the bathroom, why does it go down, and sometimes it doesn't?

4:17🔗 Drew Well, it's basically, part of it is caused by the stretch on the bladder. A full bladder causes a spinal reflex. It also causes some vascular congestion, and some of the normal cycling phenomenon of sleep contribute to this. So, there's several reasons.

4:33🔗 Adam And you're dreaming about women theoretically.

4:36🔗 Drew That's what I thought.

4:37🔗 Adam No, no, no. If you sleep, here's a-

4:40🔗 Drew If you're dreaming about pirates, you're still going to have it from the spinal reflex.

4:43🔗 Adam Well, the good-looking pirates bending over to pick up their swords and whatnot. Sure, of course you're going to get an erection. But Drew, no one has done this test. But what do you think about this theory?

4:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

4:53🔗 Adam I bet guys who sleep on their stomach get more erections than guys who sleep on their back.

4:58🔗 Drew No one has done that study. That's correct.

4:59🔗 Adam Because for me, it's a little- there's a pressure thing that's working.

5:03🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. It's all pressure and spinal reflexes.

5:06🔗 Adam No, but I'm not talking about bladder pressure. I'm talking about physical mattress pressure.

5:10🔗 Drew I understand.

5:11🔗 Adam You lie down. It's like when you had your jeans on in high school, and you get an erection in the penis.

5:16🔗 The wind blows.

5:17🔗 Adam Well, what I'm saying is, is it was sort of a battle of wills between the denim in your pants and your unit.

5:23🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:23🔗 Adam You had the feeling if you're walking around with your pants around your ankles, you wouldn't have had half as many erections. Thank you. All right. JD.

5:32🔗 Yes.

5:32🔗 Adam You're 15.

5:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:34🔗 Adam What's up?

5:35🔗 Caller I'm epileptic, and I have oral sex with my boyfriend. I'm scared that I'll have a seizure. Is there anything that I can do to help calm my nerves?

5:45🔗 Drew Why are you so nervous?

5:46🔗 Adam You guys. Hi, Johnny. You guys came in in a very good call. Oh, you did?

5:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

5:55🔗 Adam We're going to put them on hold here. Mike and Johnny from the Goo Goo Dolls have just entered the studio.

6:01🔗 Goo Goo Dolls How are you guys?

6:02🔗 Adam Oh, we're good. How are you?

6:04🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Good. Always nice to be here.

6:06🔗 Adam Always nice to be here and have you here when we're here. Yeah, but we're still humble enough to have a crappy studio.

6:13🔗 Drew We're not getting famous. We just sort of been there for a long time. You know what I mean?

6:17🔗 Adam Yes. It's not like we're getting famous, but we're not not getting famous.

6:21🔗 Drew We're not.

6:21🔗 Caller You work all the time. You're always on radio.

6:23🔗 Goo Goo Dolls When do you sleep? When do you?

6:25🔗 Adam I sleep between 2 AM and 9.30 in the morning and then I leave the house.

6:31🔗 Drew 12.38 and 6.24.

6:34🔗 Adam To be fair, though, Drew starts into his REM cycle about 10.45. And then wakes up for a brief period of time at midnight to drive home and then goes back to bed. That's the way I look at it. Yeah. All right. Drew, and before, let me just tell you what call we're in the middle of. JD was 15. He's gay. He's epileptic. He goes down on his boyfriend and he's scared he's going to have a seizure and bite the guy's schvanzos.

6:58🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. We always come at the best times.

7:00🔗 Goo Goo Dolls He's afraid that what?

7:01🔗 Adam Well, I think he's scared he's going to have a seizure in the middle of oral sex and leave with a souvenir. Can you guys say, can you hear okay?

7:10🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, I can't hear anything. My headphones are completely dead.

7:13🔗 Drew They're plugged in.

7:13🔗 Adam Perfect.

7:14🔗 Goo Goo Dolls They're plugged in.

7:14🔗 Adam Plugged in and the knobs there.

7:16🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I've been in a studio before. I know how to. Oh, there it is. Okay.

7:19🔗 Adam See you got it.

7:20🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Sometimes you got to only plug it in halfway.

7:23🔗 Adam Let's see. A couple of things to say. One. Oh, here. Yeah. Westwood 2. Yes. Drew saw you guys at the Kids' Choice Awards, right?

7:32🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Did you see that I flubbed a bunch of words that were not suitable for children?

7:36🔗 Drew I couldn't really tell. I was too busy listening to the screaming.

7:40🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I know it was. It was weird. Then they blew up a bunch of pyro-technic stuff in front of me and I'm like, you know.

7:45🔗 Adam Really? Yeah.

7:46🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Big flames come shooting out of the stage.

7:49🔗 Drew They did the same thing for Jennifer Lopez. It worked a little better.

7:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah, yeah. Well, you know.

7:53🔗 Caller They're about 10 seconds late. I'm looking up going, where's the fire?

7:56🔗 Drew I thought it was genius you guys were there. Really?

7:58🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It was fun. It was really a lot of fun.

8:00🔗 Adam Drew actually came in here that night and he said, what the F are the Goo Goo Dolls doing there terrorizing those poor kids? He did say that. I swear to God, he said that.

8:08🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's good.

8:09🔗 Drew No, I said of all the bands, the Goo Goo Dolls, that there was a, I like surprises like that.

8:15🔗 Goo Goo Dolls At least it wasn't the Limp Biz Kids, Drew. I don't think we pose a threat to children.

8:21🔗 Adam I'm told, hey, Goo Goo Dolls, kids love Goo Goo Dolls just in general.

8:25🔗 Drew God.

8:25🔗 Adam They don't love Limp Biscuits. They don't even know what Limp Biscuits are.

8:29🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I don't either.

8:30🔗 Adam Dizzy Up the Girl, I'm told has gone triple platinum, so congratulations. I saw the Goo Goo Dolls story on, was it Behind the Music or something like that? What was it? Was it Behind the Music? Very interesting. It turns out Johnny is the only person in show business who has a worse childhood than I have.

8:51🔗 Drew No.

8:53🔗 Adam This was horrible.

8:54🔗 Drew Comparable.

8:54🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It was comparable, yes. We can commiserate after the show that we have a doctor here.

8:58🔗 Adam Mine was sort of just boring or maybe loathsome, but his was just painful. So no wonder you're such a fine artist.

9:06🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I don't think this guy.

9:07🔗 Adam It doesn't. Come on.

9:08🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Of course it does.

9:09🔗 Adam You think?

9:10🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I don't know if I believe that tortured artist crap because I generally write a lot when I'm happy.

9:16🔗 Drew It applies to comedians.

9:18🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Every comedian I know is absolutely miserable when they're not on stage. Right.

9:23🔗 Adam If I had had a tougher childhood, I'd be fine.

9:25🔗 Caller Do that again. That was a good one. Where is it?

9:27🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. Yeah.

9:29🔗 Adam All right. So the Goo Goo Dolls are just here hanging. They're done touring. New CD is not coming out for a little while.

9:36🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah, a long time.

9:37🔗 Adam We'll hear a new single, though, that's going to be released Broadway, right?

9:41🔗 Goo Goo Dolls The Broadway, yeah.

9:42🔗 Adam Right.

9:42🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's a good one.

9:43🔗 Adam And we'll hear that in just a few minutes, and we'll get back to JD, who's still gay.

9:48🔗 Goo Goo Dolls The oral sex epileptic.

9:49🔗 Adam Still epileptic. Hey, JD?

9:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:53🔗 Adam How often do you have seizures?

9:55🔗 Caller Like, it's not too frequently. It's usually when I'm, like, real nervous or something like that.

10:01🔗 Drew If you're so nervous to do this thing, maybe you're not ready to do it. It's something that you should feel comfortable and good about.

10:07🔗 Adam Are you having oral sex with your boyfriend?

10:09🔗 Caller I've only done it, like, once or twice.

10:11🔗 Drew But it makes you nervous, right?

10:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:13🔗 Adam How old is he?

10:15🔗 Caller He's 16.

10:16🔗 Adam Oh, boy. And is he frightened? Because, you know, that's like playing Russian roulette. The epileptic kid's giving you a BJ, and you never know when he's going to go off. And when you go off, you bite, right? Right?

10:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:35🔗 Adam I mean, oh, my God.

10:37🔗 Goo Goo Dolls These sound effects are amazing.

10:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

10:44🔗 Drew What medicines do you want?

10:45🔗 Caller Dilatant.

10:46🔗 Drew I'm sorry?

10:47🔗 Caller Dilatant.

10:48🔗 Drew Dilatant? Yeah. Have you had your levels checked lately?

10:51🔗 Caller No.

10:52🔗 Adam All right.

10:52🔗 Drew Why don't you before certainly before you engage in anything, make sure your levels are therapeutic. And I would say you just cool out until you're comfortable doing these things.

11:00🔗 Adam Do you feel one of these seizures coming on?

11:03🔗 Drew Some people do sometimes.

11:04🔗 Adam Do you, JD?

11:05🔗 Caller No, not really. I just put second things.

11:08🔗 Adam It just hits, huh?

11:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:10🔗 Adam Oh, boy. All right.

11:11🔗 Goo Goo Dolls So there's no warning when something like that happens?

11:13🔗 Drew Well, there's something called an aura that most people get. So they feel something coming and then boom.

11:18🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

11:19🔗 Adam All right. Hey, JD?

11:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:21🔗 Adam Okay. Yeah. Take it slow.

11:23🔗 Caller All right.

11:24🔗 Adam All right. File your teeth down or something.

11:26🔗 Caller Okay.

11:27🔗 Adam All right.

11:28🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Or you can just have them taken out.

11:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I put like a boxer's mouthpiece top and bottom or something. I don't know. There's something just so wrong about the kid with the epilepsy going down on his teenager boyfriend. It just conjures up bad imagery.

11:45🔗 It really does.

11:47🔗 Adam I'm going to have difficulty masturbating tonight, is what I'm saying. Oh, no, Josh. Difficulty meaning four to five minutes. Right.

11:54🔗 Drew Josh?

11:56🔗 Yes.

11:56🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

11:59🔗 Caller I'm kind of balding in the pubic area.

12:01🔗 All my hair is falling out and I don't know why.

12:05🔗 Drew In patches or diffusely?

12:07🔗 Just not really in patches.

12:10🔗 It's just kind of all.

12:13🔗 Adam Can you do a nut comb over? That's what I do. I just grow out the nut and comb that right over the top.

12:21🔗 It's kind of turned into a rash type thing.

12:24🔗 Drew All right. Well, that's why you're losing the hair. A rash will cause you to lose hair, especially if you're itching, scratching rather.

12:29🔗 It hurts really badly.

12:31🔗 Drew Okay. What about seeing a dermatologist?

12:34🔗 A dermatologist?

12:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:36🔗 So I didn't know if this was an STD or...

12:39🔗 Drew Well, do you want to try to describe the rash to me?

12:41🔗 It's just kind of red and bumpy.

12:44🔗 Adam Whatever it is, you need to see somebody, though, right?

12:47🔗 Drew Red and bumpy doesn't help me very much, Josh. And it itches. And the itching, it's probably the scratching that's causing the hair to drop out more than anything else. But the inflammation can do it, too.

12:54🔗 Well, I try not to itch it because in public that's really not appropriate.

12:57🔗 Drew Yeah. It's probably a fungus. It may or may not be an STD. You have to have somebody look at it. Okay.

13:03🔗 I didn't know if it was very serious or...

13:05🔗 Drew Well, it's...

13:07🔗 Adam What color is your hair, Josh?

13:09🔗 Brown.

13:10🔗 Adam Brown. All right. You can't just do a little magic marker or something down there to kind of...

13:15🔗 Drew The spray paint stuff.

13:16🔗 Adam Weave it in. Yeah. That top coverage stuff. You comb the hair away from the bald spot, you spray the dark top coverage in and then you comb the hair back over it. Comb the stuff back over it? Yeah.

13:25🔗 Drew No. Anything on the skin can make this rash worse. You might try some Quartet or something like that in the meantime, but you need to see a doctor, right?

13:31🔗 Adam Okay. All right, Josh. Good luck with the hair. You know what I love about that commercial, the top coverage? I don't know what they're calling it now, but they used to call it top coverage when I was a kid. They'd show the guy shoe polish. You'd comb it away from the bald spot, you'd paint your bald spot, and then you'd comb the hair back over it, and they'd always go, won't come off on upholstery.

13:51🔗 Caller That's good to know.

13:51🔗 Adam Yeah, that'd be a bitch.

13:53🔗 Caller So you just have a stained head, but you're supposed to not be able to tell that there's no hair, that there's just this big black spot.

13:58🔗 Drew Isn't that scary what's sold to people and what they'll buy?

14:02🔗 Adam Yeah, and you know what's scary most about people is the human eye is so amazing. I mean, we can spot a guy who's plucked his eyebrows or sprayed a little top coverage on, or who's had hair transplants.

14:14🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I always spot the hair transplants.

14:16🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, it's amazing how, you know, it's like the human eye isn't that great, but when it comes to alterations and especially to males, we can spot a guy on the other side of the street at night. What about the wigs, though? Tubes are easy to spot.

14:30🔗 Goo Goo Dolls The hair plugs. No, the hair plugs. You got to tell me, well, how come they can't make it look like it's real in the front?

14:36🔗 Adam I think they can now.

14:38🔗 Drew They can.

14:38🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Can they?

14:39🔗 Drew But it's very expensive and time consuming.

14:40🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Because, you know, you always see these guys that have this really straight, especially, you know, in California.

14:46🔗 Adam Right.

14:46🔗 Goo Goo Dolls In Buffalo, everybody just gets fat and bald and don't care.

14:49🔗 Adam Right.

14:50🔗 Goo Goo Dolls But everybody out here is like, you know.

14:51🔗 Adam It's my plan. If I ever start packing on the weight and the hair starts falling out, I'm moving to Buffalo. That's right. Sam, Sam, you're 16. What's up?

15:01🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

15:02🔗 Hey, Goo Goo Dolls. First of all, you guys are great.

15:04🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Thanks.

15:07🔗 Drew Thanks.

15:07🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Thanks. Talk to you later.

15:09🔗 Caller Now, what's what?

15:10🔗 Drew Mike, Sam.

15:11🔗 Adam I mean, Sam.

15:13🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.

15:14🔗 Adam Go ahead.

15:16🔗 Caller I have a really small girlfriend and she's 13. I'm 16. And I'm wondering if I have sex with her, if I can physically hurt her.

15:23🔗 Drew At 13, you can certainly scar her in many ways.

15:26🔗 Adam That's right.

15:27🔗 Caller You know, like, just like.

15:29🔗 Drew Hey, worry about more the long term scar of her not being ready for this.

15:34🔗 Caller Oh, she's ready for it.

15:35🔗 Drew No, no, no.

15:36🔗 Adam She's not.

15:37🔗 Drew She's not.

15:39🔗 Adam What grade is she in?

15:40🔗 Caller She's in eighth grade.

15:41🔗 Adam Eighth grade. And you're what, in the 11th grade?

15:44🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm a junior.

15:45🔗 Adam Yeah. That's a little.

15:46🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Why are you going out with an eighth grader?

15:48🔗 Adam It's a big three years there.

15:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's, I mean, that's a bigger chasm than say she was 21 and you were 24.

15:55🔗 Drew He's just a dick.

15:55🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Thanks, Drew. Sam?

15:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:58🔗 Adam And why don't you just let her be an eighth grader and leave her alone a little bit? You know what I mean?

16:03🔗 Drew If you're so concerned about hurting her.

16:05🔗 Caller She's like a freak, man.

16:06🔗 Drew Well, then letting her act that out is not going to help her.

16:10🔗 Caller But if I do have sex with her, can I like hurt her down there? She's like a size zero.

16:15🔗 Goo Goo Dolls If you do have sex with her, you're just going to screw her mind up because I don't think anybody who's 13 is ready to have sex.

16:21🔗 Drew No.

16:21🔗 Adam All right, Sam.

16:22🔗 Caller All right.

16:23🔗 Adam I know you're worried about tearing her vulva, but that's not the real problem. That'll heal whatever physical damage you do to her. Emotionally, she's going to be screwed up for a while. All right. I know you're not so worried about that, but it does play. It will come into play at a certain point in life. All right, Sam? Okay. All right, leave her alone. You stick with the...

16:44🔗 Caller Stick with the juniors. Yes, stick with the sophomores, right.

16:47🔗 Maybe the sophomores. All right.

16:48🔗 Adam All right, Sam? I got the feeling maybe you can't get one, but...

16:52🔗 Caller I can get one.

16:53🔗 Adam All right, well then get one, wise ass.

16:54🔗 Caller Cool, then do it. All right.

16:56🔗 Adam I give you 24 hours. Renée?

16:59🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah?

17:00🔗 Adam You're 21.

17:00🔗 Drew Godspeed.

17:01🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. I have a question. I'm on Coumadin for a blood clot in my leg, and I'm wondering if that affects my ability to achieve an orgasm.

17:12🔗 Drew It shouldn't. How did you end up with a blood clot? What's going on?

17:16🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, after I had my baby, they found a blood clot about 10 inches in my leg.

17:20🔗 Drew All right. So you're going to be on Coumadin about six months?

17:23🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

17:24🔗 Drew All right. What does that do?

17:24🔗 Adam Thin your blood out?

17:26🔗 Drew Yeah. It prevents vitamin K absorption.

17:28🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I'm sorry. What was that?

17:29🔗 Drew It prevents absorption of certain vitamins so the clotting factors can't be formed normally, and it causes a thinning of the blood.

17:37🔗 Adam But that doesn't slow down the orgasm?

17:39🔗 Drew No. It shouldn't really have any effect at all on it. But are you on any other medications?

17:42🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No. I'm nothing else at all.

17:44🔗 Adam Are you having trouble with the orgasm?

17:47🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

17:47🔗 Drew How long ago was the delivery?

17:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls The baby?

17:50🔗 Drew The baby was delivered?

17:53🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

17:53🔗 Drew How long ago?

17:55🔗 Goo Goo Dolls December 27th. So I've been on Coumadin about three months. Yeah.

18:00🔗 Drew I wonder if it has more to do with... You didn't have a pulmonary embolus or any complications from the clot?

18:05🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No.

18:05🔗 Drew I just wonder if it's more to do with the hormonal changes of having had a baby.

18:09🔗 Adam Where's your old man?

18:11🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Right now? He's at work.

18:13🔗 Adam All right. Are you guys married?

18:15🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yes.

18:16🔗 Adam Really?

18:16🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yes.

18:17🔗 Adam All right. All right. Well, how's he doing with this?

18:20🔗 Goo Goo Dolls He's getting disappointed with himself.

18:24🔗 Adam With himself?

18:25🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

18:26🔗 Adam Why with himself?

18:27🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Because he thinks it's his fault.

18:28🔗 Adam He does. But you tell him he's not, right?

18:31🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Right.

18:31🔗 Adam It's not his fault.

18:32🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I can't even have an orgasm by myself.

18:35🔗 Adam Do you have... But do you guys still have sex?

18:37🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

18:38🔗 Drew Anything else going on with the stress of the child or anything?

18:43🔗 Goo Goo Dolls My next guess is it could be just with a new baby and all.

18:46🔗 Drew The stress and all the depression. Maybe it's a mood problem, huh?

18:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

18:50🔗 Adam Do you hump with the kid in the room?

18:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No.

18:53🔗 Drew Are you lactating still?

18:54🔗 Adam I don't know.

18:55🔗 Drew Are you breastfeeding?

18:56🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yes.

18:57🔗 Drew Sometimes that can suppress stuff.

18:59🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Oh.

19:00🔗 Drew The breastfeeding. And or are you having normal periods?

19:03🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, none at all.

19:04🔗 Drew Oh, come on. You got to talk to your gynecologist. Your hormones are out of whack here.

19:09🔗 Adam Why?

19:09🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Do you think there's something they could, I mean, they could give? Yeah.

19:12🔗 Drew It's real common for women after they deliver to have rather substantial drop off in their sex drive and their ability to have orgasm be aroused and whatnot. And if you're breastfeeding, they can get even worse.

19:20🔗 Adam Drew, when should you get the kid out of the room if you're going to hump with the kid in the room? You know what I mean?

19:25🔗 Drew No.

19:25🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I mean, how old can the kid be before you hump?

19:29🔗 Adam Well, I mean, let's say the kid's three weeks old. You can hump away with the kid in the room, right? You don't want to leave him in the next room. The kid's suffocating or something in the next room. You're getting a BJ watching TV.

19:41🔗 Drew No, no, you can't do anything.

19:42🔗 Adam What kind of parenting is that?

19:44🔗 Drew You should right away have him.

19:45🔗 Adam You put the kid in the room, right?

19:46🔗 Drew No.

19:46🔗 Adam No?

19:47🔗 Drew No.

19:47🔗 Adam You think they'll pick something up?

19:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

19:49🔗 Adam Do you?

19:50🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

19:50🔗 Adam What do you think they'll get? Like they'll get blinded by a spray of semen or something? Are you talking about that or are you talking about emotional stuff?

19:58🔗 Drew Emotional stuff.

19:59🔗 Adam Really?

20:00🔗 Drew I mean, it's not, oh my god, but it's better to keep him out.

20:04🔗 Adam Yeah, but you figure, you figure it a couple of weeks, it's no big deal, right?

20:07🔗 Drew You better keep him out.

20:09🔗 Adam Yeah, you think so?

20:10🔗 Caller What about when your two-week-old baby is taken to the other room?

20:12🔗 Adam What's that?

20:13🔗 Caller But how do you take a two-week-old baby and put it in the other room? What if he's out there for hours?

20:16🔗 Drew Drew's really uptight. Oh yeah, don't do that.

20:18🔗 Adam Drew, have you showed your son's your penis yet?

20:22🔗 Drew I've now put it on quarantine.

20:24🔗 Adam What's that mean? Your penis?

20:26🔗 Drew Yeah, put it away.

20:27🔗 Adam Okay, I got this plan. That's a horrible idea, Drew.

20:29🔗 Drew No, under your direction.

20:31🔗 Adam First, you show them the penis.

20:33🔗 Drew That was when they were littler.

20:35🔗 Adam Okay, here's what I said to Drew. Drew's got a couple of boys and a young girl, all triplets, all what, seven years old. Every guy at one point growing up catches a glimpse of his dad's Johnson when he's like four, five, six, and then never sees it again. But then for his entire life, he says his dad has the biggest dick he's ever seen in his life because, hey, when you're six, you're ready to hang on to it like you're in the subway. Right? I mean, the thing's just, it's massive. You look down at yours, you look up at your dad's. The thing's about eye, right in your eyesight, right? Right eye level, about nose level. And then, so what I tell Drew is chub up a little bit. Make sure the lighting is just right. Don't terrorize the kid. You know, don't kick open the bedroom door or anything, but do something where you're walking through the house, you know the kids see it, and you know, step on the towel, some sort of clumsy maneuver. Have it fall off. Let them get a good look, and then put the towel back on, and for the rest of their lives, you know, their friends are-

21:34🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Is it a dominance thing?

21:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, it's going to be one of these things. Their friends come over in high school and stuff, and the buddies, and you go, how you doing, kids? And they go, oh, good. And then you walk out, and they're all elbowing each other.

21:46🔗 Caller Right, of course.

21:47🔗 Caller It's not a bad plan.

21:48🔗 Adam It's a pretty good plan. Yeah, I mean, how could that be bad? Your kid thinks you have a huge penis for the rest of your life, and they never see it again. But Drew, the window, I figure, is from about four to about eight. Four to six?

22:02🔗 Drew Yeah, then you put me on strict isolation. They're not allowed to see it anymore.

22:07🔗 Adam Did you show it to them?

22:08🔗 Drew Of course.

22:09🔗 Adam All right, now?

22:10🔗 Drew Shut down.

22:11🔗 Adam Shut down, okay.

22:12🔗 Drew You're careful supervision. You're a watchful eye.

22:15🔗 Adam All right, I just want to make sure, because like I said, the window's only opened for a couple of years.

22:19🔗 Caller Before they have any idea of anything, right.

22:20🔗 Drew You have to be very careful not to let them see it again, right?

22:23🔗 Adam Right.

22:23🔗 Drew It ruins the whole thing.

22:24🔗 Adam Absolutely.

22:25🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Can I just... I wanted to go back to something. Yeah. The girl called about medication, why she couldn't have an orgasm. Yeah, yeah. But there's a lot of medications that can do that.

22:33🔗 Drew Oh, absolutely.

22:34🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Like a lot of anti-depression.

22:35🔗 Drew The serotonin reuptake inhibitor is just classic. Typically do that. Yeah. They will cause suppression of the orgasm function and decrease libido and can shut you down completely. So it's the Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Selectzoloft.

22:48🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Which is the worst?

22:51🔗 Adam It affects different people different ways, right?

22:52🔗 Drew It is different people. But what typically would be the worst?

22:56🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Because guys love that. There's all kinds of guys on Zoloft.

23:00🔗 Drew Yeah, Zoloft and Prozac are probably the worst.

23:02🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah, because you get the porn star side effect.

23:04🔗 Drew But it actually is a treatment for delayed ejaculation.

23:06🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Is it really?

23:07🔗 Drew I mean for premature ejaculation.

23:09🔗 Adam I can achieve the same effect from just a simple aspirin, but I have to ram it up my urethra. It's not an emotional thing. It physically blocks the sperm from coming out.

23:17🔗 Drew That's good. It has a real novelty maneuver to it.

23:21🔗 Goo Goo Dolls What about can women take Viagra? That's why I don't like the kid in the room. These girls were on tour with us and we were in El Paso and they went over to Juarez and stocked up on the Viagra and brought it over with them.

23:34🔗 Adam Did you try any of it?

23:35🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I didn't take any of it, but they said that they were going to take a bunch of Viagra and eat some Ecstasy and go out and get laid. I was like have fun.

23:46🔗 Adam Were these the Dixie chicks?

23:48🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yes, it was.

23:50🔗 Drew I mean, that can, the god knows what kind of damaging effect that could be.

23:54🔗 Adam But, Drew, Viagra does work on women to some degree, right?

23:57🔗 Drew In ways that are not well understood.

23:59🔗 Adam But here's the thing also about women is their mind is so connected to the vagina emotionally that if you gave, if you took a vitamin C, painted it blue and handed it to a chick and said this is Viagra, this is going to make you hot and horny and she popped it in her mouth, 75% of women would say yeah, I could feel the difference. Do you know what I mean?

24:19🔗 Drew Really what makes women appreciate or understand more what men go through is giving them testosterone. Then they're like, oh my God, this is what you guys deal with? They can't believe it.

24:28🔗 Goo Goo Dolls You can actually give.

24:30🔗 Drew Well, you shouldn't, but women that do need it for various reasons, like women that are having transsexual kinds of transgamen.

24:36🔗 Adam Those are men. Those are screwed up men. Don't validate them by actually calling them women.

24:42🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Even when you get a sex change, though, you can't have an orgasm anymore. When they take the penis and get rid of it.

24:48🔗 Drew It should be more difficult, I would think.

24:51🔗 Adam You cannot do it. I don't know. You get a new vagina, but it's just sort of for looks. It doesn't really work.

24:56🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's nuts.

24:58🔗 Adam Nicole?

24:59🔗 Hi. I just wanted to say hi to you.

25:01🔗 Adam You know what your vagina is, Hole? You ever go to Ikea and you go to the workstation where they're selling the computer desk and stuff, and there's a Styrofoam computer on there and like a paper mache fax machine? That's what the transsexual vagina is. It looks pretty good when you're walking by like at Ikea, but if you go shake it a little bit, you realize it's hollow.

25:22🔗 Drew You try to log on.

25:25🔗 Caller It's a cleverly disguised version.

25:27🔗 Adam Hey, Nicole?

25:29🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Adam, you are one sick freak and I love you.

25:31🔗 Adam You want to say hi to the Goo Goo Dolls?

25:32🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. My friends and I love you guys.

25:34🔗 You are so awesome. I never thought anybody could have so much talent and make so many different sounds. I was listening to your Dizzy Up The Girl CD today and it's like amazing that all these songs are the same group.

25:46🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Oh, cool.

25:46🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Thanks.

25:47🔗 Adam Triple platinum.

25:49🔗 Yeah, all my friends love the CD.

25:51🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It's great.

25:52🔗 But we were kind of having a miniature fight over what Black Balloon was about and I was wondering if you could clear that up for us. We all had different opinions.

26:00🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That song is about a friend of ours who got really screwed up on drugs and none of us even thought that one.

26:09🔗 We were all thinking like death and stuff like that.

26:11🔗 Drew Well, that's Black Balloon.

26:12🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. I mean, it was just sort of, I guess it was, I don't know what you'd call it, a metaphor for Well, heroin balloons you're talking about, right? Yeah.

26:19🔗 Drew And just a metaphor for what that does to people. Black is an appropriate color.

26:23🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I mean, it was just, it was really sad to see the whole thing happen, you know, and, and, and I was more concerned, not, not even, I was concerned about what was going on with that person, but, but the rippling effect that it caused.

26:36🔗 Drew In other people's lives.

26:37🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Everybody around the person was affected by it.

26:40🔗 Adam Did the person die?

26:41🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She actually got, like got clean and, and finished school and, and is a registered nurse and is a drug counselor too.

26:52🔗 Adam Hey, Nicole, thanks for the question. We gotta take a break. We're running late. All right.

26:56🔗 All right.

26:56🔗 Adam Love you guys.

26:57🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Thanks.

26:58🔗 See ya.

26:58🔗 Adam Loving you. All right. The Goo Goo Dolls are here. We're going to hear something. Actually, we'll hear their new single when we come back and more you, more Drew, more them after this.

27:12🔗 We'll be right back with more.

27:48🔗 Adam It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew. Safe Airs will be in here tomorrow night, and Larry Flint is going to be in here.

27:58🔗 Drew Sunday.

27:58🔗 Adam Sunday, and then Everclear is going to be in here next week, and Robbie Gordon, I'm guessing the race car driver is going to be in here. Johnny and Mike are both here from The Goo Goo Dolls tonight. We will hear something, not off of Dizzy Up The Girl, but a new single, right?

28:16🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, it's on Dizzy Up The Girl. Oh, it is?

28:18🔗 Adam Jesus Christ, you're still releasing the singles off of this?

28:22🔗 Goo Goo Dolls We're trying to buy time so we can write another record, just milking it.

28:28🔗 Adam I thought Broadway was just a single that you guys were going to release. Does anyone ever do that, or do I just think people do that?

28:36🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I think that's happening more now, because all the boy bands, I think.

28:40🔗 Adam Let's say you got now, Dizzy Up The Girl's been out for a little while.

28:44🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Two and a half years.

28:45🔗 Adam And you're not coming out in another one for a little bit. So it's like in between, you throw them a bone or something. That's what I thought was going on.

28:53🔗 Goo Goo Dolls We were thinking about doing something like an EP or something like that, but you know.

28:56🔗 Adam How did this come out?

28:57🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It's just kind of, it's weird to try and write like that.

29:00🔗 Adam Well and also if you come out.

29:01🔗 Goo Goo Dolls 126 weeks ago it came out.

29:03🔗 Caller It wasn't that long ago. Somebody said that and that's wrong.

29:06🔗 Goo Goo Dolls 126 weeks ago.

29:07🔗 Caller Came out in September of 98.

29:08🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Whatever.

29:09🔗 Adam All right.

29:10🔗 Caller Hasn't even been two years.

29:11🔗 Adam The point is, is triple platinum everyone and going for whatever the name is for four-pole platinum.

29:17🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Four-pole.

29:19🔗 Adam Going for four-pole. What do you get? What's the next one?

29:24🔗 Drew Quadruple?

29:25🔗 Adam No, I know it goes to quadruple, but eventually doesn't it get to something? I mean when you sell like 10?

29:30🔗 Drew Another level?

29:31🔗 Caller Because of 10 million, it's called diamond.

29:32🔗 Drew You're going back to your bra size analogies.

29:36🔗 Adam Right. There's not a double D platinum or something like that.

29:40🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Nice rack.

29:42🔗 Drew Are we seeing the song now? No.

29:44🔗 Adam All right. You want to talk to somebody? Yeah, sure.

29:46🔗 Drew You want to hear the song?

29:47🔗 Adam All right. We'll talk to someone, then we'll hear Broadway, and then we'll get back to the phones. Michelle?

29:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:54🔗 Adam What's up?

29:54🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Hi.

29:55🔗 Caller Actually, some friends of mine were talking, and I had a quick question for you. Actually, it's probably more for Dr. Drew, but we had heard that the Western blot can tell you if you have the antibodies for the herpes virus.

30:09🔗 Drew Yeah, but it's a very poor test.

30:10🔗 Caller Okay.

30:11🔗 Drew Everybody has it. Let's put it that way.

30:12🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Everybody has that?

30:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:14🔗 Caller So if you know that you already have oral herpes, it can't tell you if you have genital or not.

30:17🔗 Drew That's correct. But there is one out now that can.

30:20🔗 Caller Oh, really?

30:20🔗 Drew It's not a Western blot.

30:21🔗 Caller Well, what is it?

30:23🔗 Drew It's a HSV-2. It's called a Protect or something.

30:27🔗 Adam Where do you get it?

30:29🔗 Drew The doctor should be able to order it for you.

30:31🔗 Oh, really?

30:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:32🔗 Okay.

30:33🔗 Adam All right. Drew, I've said this many times. Can't we train dogs to sniff out things like this? I mean, seriously, people think I'm a maniac, but a dog can sniff a joint that has been rolled in coffee grounds and welded into the fender of a truck as it's coming over the border. A dog can sniff out minute traces of gunpowder and explosives at the airport that's been, you know, in packing crates. They can teach these dogs to sniff anything, and it's not the substance. I mean, they can teach them anything. It's real easy. They do it with just dogs from the pound. It's really, it's diabolically simple. You know what they do? They find really enthusiastic dogs at the pound, and they take a rolled up towel with like rubber bands around it, like a washcloth type towel, and they get the dog hooked on this towel, and then they start hiding this towel in where the coke is, where the pot is, where the explosives are, and the dog thinks it's looking for its rolled up towel. It doesn't think it's looking for weed or whatever. It just associates that smell for its towel, and then it goes to the airport, and when it does find the coke, they immediately toss it the towel so they don't get suspicious. One day, I'm going to tell these dogs they're shills for the man. They're not actually looking for their towel, but they're busting hippies and heroin mules that are coming in from across the border, but the point is these dogs can sniff anything, and everything has a scent, like a vaginal disease or herpes or whatever. Everything's got its own funk to it, and you say that they cannot see these things, Drew, that they can't make a diagnosis, but the dog could sniff it out. Why can't we use this? A lot of women, I've been planning this for years, a lot of women, they don't want to go to the gynecologist, they want to take their panties off and get up in the stirrups and have some crazy looking Asian guy go halfway up them with his right arm, but the dog could just give them a sniff in the waiting room and tell them whether they had some funk down there, some problem down there. They can even smell cancer. They're training these dogs now to smell skin cancer.

32:44🔗 Goo Goo Dolls They can do that?

32:45🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, they can, they can, they can smell.

32:47🔗 Goo Goo Dolls They can train a dog to smell cancer.

32:48🔗 Adam Yeah, because everything's got its own, its own smell. But you know the thing that's always funny is people say, well dogs, their sense of smell is like 3,000 times greater than human beings. Why they bury their nose in the S, right in the crap.

33:02🔗 Caller And they just dig it, I know it's buried.

33:03🔗 Adam They dig it, and the thing that's-

33:04🔗 Drew No, it's become all over the other side, it's like rainbows and wonderful things that they see we can't smell.

33:09🔗 Adam Maybe that's it, because I'm, you know, being eight feet away from some fresh duke at the park is enough to make me want to sit down, you know.

33:18🔗 Drew They've got to go all the way to the side.

33:19🔗 Adam Three thousand times greater or fifteen hundred times whatever it is and their face is buried in the other dog's ass, buried.

33:26🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I think there's a lot of information going on there that we don't know about. That's how they size each other up.

33:31🔗 Drew I think how it's experienced by them, that's luscious, wonderful.

33:35🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I think that's how they like determine whether they like each other or not. They give the butt a sniff and then they decide if they're going to be friends.

33:40🔗 Adam That much greater with the scent and you've got to bury your nose in the other dog's ass? You couldn't be four or five feet away?

33:47🔗 Caller That's a bit confusing. What are they going to find from that much closer that they couldn't find from ten feet away?

33:51🔗 Adam Especially with that. It would be like you taking a telescoping lens and then pressing it right up against a chick's boob so you could actually see microorganisms on the breast. It's like, too much. Stand back and enjoy. That's what I say to the dogs. All right. The Goo Goo Dolls are here. We're going to hear something else from off of Dizzy Up the Girl, Triple Platinum. I'm not sure if I mentioned that. By the way, the Man Show is on right now. I just realized. 10.30, Comedy Central. We will listen to this new single and it is called Broadway.

38:19🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I love that, when the applause comes in, these sound effects are... When did you guys start doing that?

38:24🔗 Adam Oh, engineer Anderson.

38:25🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Is that a recent addition to the show, the sound effects?

38:28🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, they've always been floating around, but Anderson is really breathing new life into that.

38:32🔗 Goo Goo Dolls You're like really concentrating it.

38:33🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't even have to talk anymore, really. Most of this is just... I have different words on different carts, and he'll put together a sentence for me while I'm taking a leak.

38:42🔗 Goo Goo Dolls What's your best one, though?

38:43🔗 Adam And then, bang me in the ass. All right.

38:45🔗 Goo Goo Dolls What's the best nice?

38:46🔗 Drew David Allen Grier Vomiting.

38:47🔗 Adam Yeah, do you have that? David Allen Grier Vomiting.

38:51🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Wow.

38:53🔗 Caller Just instant, too, as soon as you name it, it just comes out with it.

38:56🔗 Adam Yeah, that is a strong effect. All right, let's see if we can swing into one quick call before we go to break. Puck, you're 15.

39:04🔗 Caller Yes.

39:04🔗 Adam You make your girlfriend masturbate over the phone?

39:07🔗 Caller No, they don't even have to be girlfriends. They can be like close friends of mine. And like I'm a virgin, right? And I can use that to get me up. Just hearing them masturbate over the phone. Like I just got back from DC and I met a friend of my cousin over the phone. And already I'm trying to get this shit to be debate. And I'm only noticing it's like Saturday or Sunday.

39:30🔗 Adam Fantastic. You make a wonderful father and husband one day.

39:33🔗 Drew On one hand, it makes it sound like I understand this. They all seem to gravitate in this direction. And we just hear about the new contact. And it's like forcing her into it, working her.

39:40🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, no, I'm like, well, I don't know.

39:43🔗 Caller You could maybe say that.

39:44🔗 Caller And like, I've gotten like three girls to do it.

39:47🔗 Adam How do you do? Give me some technique real quick.

39:49🔗 Caller All I do is ask them to do it. And I can use like...

39:52🔗 Adam Oh, you don't just go start masturbating. You do...

39:54🔗 No, no, I use the voice to do it.

39:55🔗 Caller Like I'll talk them into it.

39:56🔗 Adam Yeah, go ahead. Try to talk me into it. Cause by the way...

39:59🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah, talk us into it.

40:01🔗 Adam I'm easy.

40:02🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Just like bust down in a circle chair.

40:03🔗 Adam I usually masturbate about this time anyway. But if you want to kind of get me going...

40:06🔗 Caller I'm going to talk a guy in a masturbate. It only works with chicks.

40:09🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, there's a girl in here, so talk to her.

40:11🔗 Adam That's right. I have a girl in my pants.

40:13🔗 Shut up. Now he's pissed.

40:16🔗 Adam Buck, are you 15 years old?

40:18🔗 Yeah, I am.

40:19🔗 Adam Oh my God. Listen, drop out of school right now. You're officially a man. You're wasting your time in school. Get a job down in the docks. Get a nice pea coat. Put a night watchman's cap on. Start smoking unfiltered cigarettes. Hang around.

40:34🔗 Caller I've done that, actually. I've smoked a couple of them.

40:37🔗 Adam All right. Listen, Puck, don't grow up so fast, would you? Relax. You're 15. You're 15. Slow down.

40:43🔗 Caller It's like that can get, I mean, I'm-

40:45🔗 Adam All right. Shut up. Jesus Christ. He just, that was one of those, once in a while we get a call to the show which is, here's my problem. My penis is so big, I can't ride a bicycle. What do I do? And it's like-

40:57🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Those are bad.

40:58🔗 Adam That's just, I'm 15, I can get chicks to masturbate. I don't know what the question was.

41:03🔗 Caller Well explain this one to me. I knew a guy, this was actually pretty recently, got a phone call in the middle of the night. It turned out it was a wrong number. It was a woman called. He somehow kept her on the phone for about 20 minutes and a couple days later a package showed up with nude pictures of her and everything. Now how did the guy accomplish that one?

41:19🔗 Adam Wow.

41:19🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's a fluke.

41:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:20🔗 Caller How does that happen?

41:21🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I got a phone call that was a wrong number and this woman started talking to me on the phone and said, I'm coming down to Los Angeles.

41:27🔗 Drew People are looking for a contact.

41:28🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. I'm coming down to Los Angeles with a friend of mine and it was this guy's phone number and then she started talking to me and then she's like wanted to change my number.

41:36🔗 Adam Anyone who calls you at 3.30 in the morning is drunk though and so if your game, they're loaded and you can work your magic.

41:43🔗 Caller When she mailed the package, you assume it was the next day and maybe she'd sobered up a little bit.

41:47🔗 Adam Well, that's true too, but she could have been like on a two-day bender or something.

41:51🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Maybe she's just nuts.

41:52🔗 Adam We're going to take a quick break. Goo Goo Dolls are here. We'll come back, talk to more screwed up teenagers after this.

41:58🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

42:01🔗 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Yeah, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Mike and Johnny are both here from The Goo Goo Dolls.

42:44🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's us.

42:44🔗 Adam I do want to dizzy up the girls, the name of this CD. Man Show's on right now, and I do want to give another quick plug for Andy Dick, because I told him I would today, because he's helped me out with something. Him and the Bitches of the Century. You guys got some competition. Andy's put a band together. It's going to be at the Mint. It's Peacock Crescent Heights, Sunday Nights, 8 o'clock.

43:07🔗 Drew What's he doing for you?

43:09🔗 Adam We're just giving to do a walk on an unfortunate name segment. We're working on.

43:15🔗 Caller Leave at this point.

43:16🔗 Adam Dana? Dana?

43:19🔗 Yeah.

43:19🔗 Adam You're 19?

43:20🔗 Caller Hi.

43:21🔗 Adam Hey, what's up?

43:22🔗 Caller Nothing.

43:24🔗 Caller I'm wondering about a question.

43:26🔗 Caller I have a tattoo and it's on my breast, and I was very dumb when I got it. But I want to get it removed.

43:34🔗 Drew Right.

43:34🔗 Caller Now, I want to know what are the chances that actually could get cancer from actually getting the tattoo?

43:42🔗 Drew Have you ever heard of that causing cancer?

43:45🔗 Caller Very rare.

43:46🔗 Drew You've heard of it causing cancer? Yeah.

43:48🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Getting a tattoo or getting it taken off?

43:50🔗 Drew Both.

43:51🔗 Adam No.

43:51🔗 Goo Goo Dolls But I want to get it off.

43:53🔗 Drew Where have you heard that?

43:54🔗 Adam Where have you heard someone got cancer from a tattoo?

43:56🔗 Drew Think of all the tattoos there are and think how common breast cancer is. There will be a headline.

44:00🔗 Caller My mom works at a hospital.

44:02🔗 Adam Your mom does? Yeah, but she just told you that because she wants you to get rid of the comedy and tragedy mask you had put on your right boob.

44:10🔗 Caller I was the one who mentioned that I want to get it removed.

44:13🔗 Adam I see. And what is it of?

44:15🔗 Caller It's a butterfly.

44:16🔗 Adam Nice. And that's all class, by the way. And how much on the boob is it?

44:22🔗 Caller It's just on the very top. It's kind of, it's just in that area.

44:27🔗 Adam I see. And why do you want to get it removed now?

44:29🔗 Caller Just because now I'm wearing more business type clothes, and if I have to wear something a little...

44:35🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Plunging necklines and stuff like that.

44:37🔗 Caller Right. Something a little lower, and it shows it's, it's...

44:41🔗 Caller Not very business like at all.

44:43🔗 Adam Yeah, but how business is it to be parading your rack around the office?

44:48🔗 Caller Clancy.

44:49🔗 Adam Well, I know, but it's strange that you're worried about wearing business attire and showing off your boobs at the same time, isn't it?

44:56🔗 Caller Well, I'm very sensitive about my chest area, so...

44:59🔗 Adam Okay. Why? Are they big?

45:01🔗 Caller No. They're very thin.

45:02🔗 Adam All right. We gotta go. Drew, they can have it removed with a laser now, right?

45:07🔗 Drew No problem.

45:08🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Can I tell you about that? I did that. Because I had a really bad tattoo. So I was like...

45:13🔗 Adam On the boob?

45:14🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. Right on my boob. No, I was on my leg. And I wanted to get it taken off. So I went to the dermatologist, and they had the laser thing, and it felt like I was being started on fire and electrocuted at the same time. That's exactly what it was like. And I told them to stop about that fast. And it was way worse getting it taken off than it was going to be put on. So I just had it covered up.

45:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, how'd you have it covered up?

45:40🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I had it covered up with this.

45:41🔗 Adam You had it turned into something?

45:43🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Now, this is a tattoo.

45:44🔗 Drew You know, they now have... Did you try Emla Cream?

45:47🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Uh-huh.

45:48🔗 Adam Oh, it's a big question mark. Wait, there's a guy underneath it holding it up.

45:51🔗 Goo Goo Dolls A snake kind of holding it up.

45:54🔗 Adam Before, the guy was holding up an exclamation point, but now... No, what was it?

45:58🔗 Goo Goo Dolls What was it originally?

46:00🔗 Drew A snake.

46:00🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, it was just really badly done congee.

46:04🔗 Adam You did it in prison?

46:05🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I did it when I was in the pokey.

46:07🔗 Adam And no, you weren't.

46:09🔗 Caller No, I wasn't.

46:11🔗 Adam But it was too painful to have removed, huh?

46:13🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It was unbelievably painful.

46:15🔗 Drew What about...

46:15🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I got food in my mouth.

46:17🔗 Drew What about Emla Cream or lidocaine ointments?

46:19🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, he gave me some stuff to numb it out and it didn't do anything. But you know, Cher had all her tattoos removed. I asked her about that once.

46:25🔗 Drew Yeah, it's usually pretty easy to do and they can numb it up.

46:28🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I mean, the thing that he did... You know, you ever see those, like, stampers that with the little thing that spins around, says the date on it or something like that? That's what this thing looked like. And man, did it hurt. Just burning hair off and just...

46:41🔗 Caller Just tried to suck the ink out of your leg.

46:42🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It was horrible.

46:43🔗 Adam Was this a buffalo tattoo?

46:45🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, it was actually done here. I was like...

46:47🔗 Adam Was it a buffalo laser?

46:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No. What's wrong with... Listen, nothing wrong with the lasers in Buffalo town.

46:53🔗 Adam I'm just saying, we... Dr. Bruce, who fills in for Dr. Drew, operates one of these lasers to take off gang markings in prisons for guys. And they don't complain, although these guys have been shot in the neck and stuff. So they have a slightly higher threshold to pain.

47:09🔗 Goo Goo Dolls But it was my leg. I mean, how much pain, you know, do you feel in your leg?

47:11🔗 Adam It shouldn't have been that bad.

47:13🔗 Drew You know what kind of laser it was?

47:14🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No. No, I don't know what it was.

47:16🔗 Drew I wonder if you had the right equipment.

47:17🔗 Adam Yeah, I bet if you went to a guy in Beverly Hills with the state of the art junk.

47:22🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's where this guy was. Really?

47:23🔗 Adam Yeah. Stop cramping on my story.

47:26🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I'm not cramping on your story. Maybe I just went to the wrong guy.

47:28🔗 Adam Wow.

47:29🔗 Goo Goo Dolls There's all kinds of quacks in Beverly Hills.

47:31🔗 Adam Well, who did Cher have remove hers?

47:33🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I don't know. I didn't ask.

47:34🔗 Adam That's what you should have brought up.

47:36🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, I didn't have anything to say to her. And we were in a room with her. And I said, so I read that you're getting all your tattoos taken off. And she was like, yeah, I was just looking at your tattoo. And then I was like, that's my share impersonation.

47:47🔗 Adam Yeah, it was good.

47:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Thanks, honey. And then she said to me, honey, I got tattoos that are older than you. But I was like, I bet you do.

47:57🔗 That's very funny.

47:59🔗 Adam But she has an accordion on her boob. And she can actually make it work. All right. We're going to take another quick break. But Jared?

48:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:11🔗 Adam Jared, 16, every time you get close to someone, you steal something from them?

48:15🔗 Caller I do something to mess up the relationship. Something dumb.

48:19🔗 Adam Okay. All right. Hold on a second there, Jared.

48:21🔗 Caller All right.

48:22🔗 Adam Jared is 16. It sounds like a merchant marine who's been around the world 700 times.

48:28🔗 Caller All right.

48:28🔗 Adam We're going to take a little break. Goo Goo Dolls are our guests. And we'll be back after this.

48:34🔗 Caller GIO.

49:09🔗 Adam All right, we got to take a quick 10-second timeout for a little affiliate station identification. We'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.

49:18🔗 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

49:35🔗 Adam There we go. It's Loveline and Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Johnny and Mike are both here from The Goo Goo Dolls. Dizzy Up the Girls, the name of the CD, and Save Fairs tomorrow night, Larry Flint. Next week, Robbie Gordon, race car driver and Everclear is going to be in here.

49:53🔗 Goo Goo Dolls You guys still on TV all the time?

49:54🔗 Adam Yes.

49:55🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I don't got the cable. I don't got the MTV. You guys are on the MTV still?

50:00🔗 Adam Almost possible.

50:01🔗 Goo Goo Dolls How many days a week do you do? I want to know how you guys do all this stuff that you do. You get up every morning and go to work.

50:07🔗 Adam What's a Drew Day?

50:08🔗 Drew Give us a quick Drew Day. Get up, make me his breakfast, take him to school, go to the hospital, go to my office, go to drdrew.com for a couple of hours, go to the Psychiatric Hospital, visit your wife, and then go home, eat dinner with the kids, and then come over here, and then go home and start the whole thing over at 6.30 in the morning.

50:29🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Now, how often do you got to shoot the thing for MTV?

50:31🔗 Drew In the fall, we do like two days a week. We'll shoot 60 in eight weeks, ten weeks.

50:36🔗 Goo Goo Dolls 60 shows in eight weeks?

50:38🔗 Adam No, 60. We'll shoot like 100, or 75.

50:41🔗 Drew We did 60 this year, right?

50:41🔗 Adam We did 75.

50:42🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It's amazing, because you guys don't seem burnt out at all.

50:45🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

50:45🔗 Goo Goo Dolls And the amount of this that you guys do. Well, you're hiding it really good.

50:50🔗 Adam Thank you. No, we really, I go work on the Man Show all day, just sit in the office, or film something, or whatever.

50:57🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Every day.

50:58🔗 Adam Every day, and then either I go through until about 9.30 and come here, or if I'm lucky, I get out of there about 7.30, go home, take a little nap, eat something, and come over here, leave my house about 9.15. But we really enjoy this. I mean, we really think it's important, and I know I belly ache and moan every night when I come in here tired from a long day. But we really, I mean, financially, I don't have to do this show. Drew doesn't either, although he's a real penny pincher, and he's always chasing the dime. But the point is, I just slipped that in.

51:33🔗 Drew And you're literally a millionaire.

51:34🔗 Adam I'm a millionaire, yes, literally a millionaire. Thank you.

51:36🔗 Goo Goo Dolls You're really a millionaire.

51:37🔗 Adam I'm a millionaire, yes.

51:38🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Cool, well, are you a millionaire, too?

51:40🔗 Adam Yeah, true is, too, come on. The point is, money-wise, neither one of us has to do this show. And we both work all day, every day, and weekends, too, most of the time. But the point is, where else do you get to do this?

51:54🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Right, exactly.

51:55🔗 Adam And the immediacy of it is really interesting to me. I mean, meaning, if I'm talking and I'm not going to plug it again, but if I'm talking to Andy Dick this afternoon and he says, yeah, I'll help you out, could you do me a favor and plug this appearance at The Mint, then I can go on that evening and do it. Or if I'd remembered to bring in the tape of Jesse Ventura talking about The Man Show and how it was the greatest show on television, we could have heard that tonight. But I'll bring it in tomorrow night.

52:24🔗 Drew It's a continued relationship with a group of people that we enjoy connecting with.

52:29🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, it's an important thing. The most important thing is that you saved the world from Ricky Rachman.

52:34🔗 Adam Yes, we did.

52:35🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That is important. That's the most important thing.

52:37🔗 Adam One screwed up teen at a time. Jared?

52:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:40🔗 Adam You're 16.

52:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:42🔗 Adam What's up?

52:42🔗 Drew We keep sabotaging relationships, Jared does.

52:44🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right. Yeah. You steal things from women.

52:48🔗 Caller No.

52:48🔗 Adam What?

52:49🔗 Caller Not from women. It's just from anybody that I get close to.

52:56🔗 Adam Even if it's a buddy?

52:59🔗 Caller No. Not if it's like a friend or something. But it's like one lady that I was living with. I don't know.

53:06🔗 Adam Living with?

53:07🔗 Drew You're 16.

53:08🔗 Adam You're 16 years old.

53:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:11🔗 Drew You're out on your own now?

53:13🔗 Adam How many chicks are you crashing out with at 16?

53:16🔗 Caller No. I used to live with a friend of mine.

53:19🔗 Adam I see. What's going on? What went on in your home life that got you out of the home so early?

53:25🔗 Caller Well, my dad, he was real abusive.

53:28🔗 Adam Right.

53:29🔗 Caller I was always getting beat with like 2x4s and all kinds of other things.

53:32🔗 Adam 2x4s.

53:33🔗 Drew So you got out of there?

53:34🔗 Caller Huh?

53:35🔗 Drew So you got out of there?

53:36🔗 Caller Yeah. I left as soon as I could.

53:40🔗 Adam Jared?

53:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, this is where all this is coming from.

53:43🔗 Drew Right. You understand how painful it would be, how painful close relationships are to you. It conjures up the feelings of the dad that was so violating.

53:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Is that why you would steal stuff like that? I mean, is that to have control or what?

53:57🔗 Drew It's so we can't get close. So when something starts evolving, you go with it.

54:00🔗 Adam Sort of sabotage as soon as he gets it. I mean, here's the syndrome. Your relationships with your parents get destroyed at early age and then when you start having relationships with people, you sabotage it later on in life because you don't want that loss. Yeah. You pre-sabotage the relationship.

54:16🔗 Goo Goo Dolls But it's amazing when you do things like that and you don't even realize it.

54:20🔗 Drew Or when you realize it, you can't stop.

54:21🔗 Adam Oh, no.

54:22🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, yeah. When it becomes like a compulsion or something like that.

54:24🔗 Adam Hey, Jared?

54:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:25🔗 Adam Do you think you could keep an eye on yourself and understand when you're doing this and when the feeling is hitting you?

54:31🔗 Caller I know when I'm doing it, but it's like I can still do it. Right.

54:35🔗 Adam All right. So you got to get a little therapy. You got to read a book. You got to go for some walks and stop smoking so much weed. Can you do that?

54:42🔗 Caller Yeah. And I got one more question.

54:43🔗 Drew And of course, the person he would not do that with would be one that he'd been in a sort of abusive cycle with.

54:48🔗 Adam Right.

54:49🔗 Drew Because that's how he experiences himself.

54:51🔗 Adam What's your other question, Jared?

54:53🔗 Caller Whenever I'm not stoned, I'm a dick.

54:55🔗 Drew I'm like...

54:58🔗 Caller It's like if I'm not stoned, I'm just in like a really bad mood.

55:02🔗 Drew He's just a dick.

55:03🔗 Adam Drew, please.

55:04🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Isn't it... Wouldn't that happen to you? I'm like talking too much.

55:08🔗 Drew No, go ahead.

55:09🔗 Goo Goo Dolls But wouldn't that sort of be like a withdrawal thing? Like everybody says that Potts not addictive, and I think that's crap because I know people who are complete stoners and I've known them for years, and I can tell when they're not high, but I can't tell when they're high anymore.

55:20🔗 Drew Oh no, it's profoundly addictive for some people.

55:22🔗 Adam They're irritated when they're not high.

55:23🔗 Drew But yeah, when you get off the drug, irritability is both a withdrawal syndrome and a feature of the chronic exposure to the drug, and it may be whatever is underlying that he's been trying to manage with the pod too.

55:33🔗 Adam Alright, so MA, read a book and long walks. I think MA would be a good place for him to start though.

55:39🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

55:40🔗 Goo Goo Dolls They could teach you how to be nice when you're straight.

55:43🔗 Drew Yeah, you can't do anything to you're off drugs. That's where it starts.

55:46🔗 Adam John? John?

55:47🔗 Yes.

55:48🔗 Adam You're 26, what's up?

55:49🔗 Caller I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself before I start.

55:52🔗 Adam Alright.

55:53🔗 Caller I called up a couple times, right?

55:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

55:56🔗 Caller And I tried telling my story, but no one listened. They kept on telling me there was long lines open.

56:01🔗 Adam I see.

56:01🔗 Caller Shut up!

56:03🔗 Adam Go ahead.

56:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:04🔗 Adam Well, now's your chance.

56:05🔗 Caller Well, I made up the story. I wanted to tell Dr. Drew, thank you for helping me get to therapy. Because I heard this guy was on the radio, and he was having delusions of grandeur or whatever.

56:15🔗 Drew Right.

56:16🔗 Caller And I was having the same thing. I even took a 16-penny nail and drove it in my hand into a 2x4.

56:23🔗 Adam Was that a common head or a vinyl coated sinker?

56:26🔗 Caller It was a vinyl coated sinker.

56:27🔗 Adam Well, that's no big deal. If Jesus had had those vinyl sinkers, he'd still be around. There's a big difference between the vinyl coated sinkers and the...

56:38🔗 Caller Because that guy was telling... Drew was telling him to go to therapy, and I went to therapy, and now I'm better. I'm getting better.

56:45🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Getting better.

56:46🔗 Caller Every day of the week, I take Zyprexa.

56:48🔗 Drew Oh, good.

56:48🔗 Caller You know about that drug, Dr. Drew?

56:50🔗 Drew Oh, that's a good drug, olanzapine.

56:51🔗 Caller And I took clonapin to go to sleep. And I take Tegertal.

56:56🔗 Drew So, you're bipolar, huh?

56:58🔗 Caller I'm bipolar, and I'm paranoid schizophrenic.

57:00🔗 Adam And where'd you drive this 16-penny nail into?

57:03🔗 Caller I threw my hand into a 2x4 on Good Friday, thinking I had to die like Jesus.

57:08🔗 Adam Really? Really?

57:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:09🔗 Adam And now with the treatment and medication, you're down to 8-penny nails, right?

57:12🔗 Caller I'm down to barely any.

57:14🔗 Adam God willing, soon you'll be down to Brad nails or pin guns.

57:17🔗 Caller Staple gun.

57:18🔗 Adam Staple gun.

57:18🔗 Caller Thumbtack.

57:19🔗 Adam Hot glue.

57:20🔗 Drew Hot glue.

57:20🔗 Caller I want to know that therapy works.

57:23🔗 Drew All right, John, I appreciate the call.

57:24🔗 Caller And you helped me, Dr. Drew.

57:26🔗 Adam He couldn't be happier.

57:27🔗 Drew I'm glad you were.

57:27🔗 Adam Hey, John, seriously, take it easy on yourself, all right?

57:30🔗 Caller I'm going to do my best, Adam. I love you.

57:31🔗 Adam All right. I love you, brother.

57:33🔗 Drew Bye-bye.

57:34🔗 Thank God for Dr. Drew.

57:36🔗 Adam It's too bad, more David Allen Grier, I think. It's too bad Jesus didn't die another way, because all these religious fanatics, they're out there recreating his death and it all involves nails through appendages, and that's a rough way to go.

57:50🔗 Drew At least it wasn't some sort of violent explosive or something.

57:52🔗 Adam I know, but if he'd just been, you know, someone taking a Roman and taking a caulking gun or something and stuck him up there, it'd just be a lot more humane, that's all I'm saying. He still would have died eventually, right? He didn't die from the nails. What size nails do you figure those were? Those were bigger than 16, right? Now, because I want to talk to Johnny about carpentry for a second. If the Romans were smart, they'd use what's called a duplex nail. That's a nail that has two heads on it used for forming, because when you're done, when the cements dried after you've poured it, like formed yourself like a grade beam or something, you've got to pull the nails out again, and you don't have to use a crowbar to dig them out of the wood, because there's two heads on them. They're called the duplex nail.

58:35🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's a good one.

58:35🔗 Adam Ring shank is good too, because it really holds an arm in place. It's got a lot of bite, like a ring shank. That nail has rings on it, and it doesn't pull out that easily. Good carpenter will soak his nails in salt water, get a little corrosion on there, they get a lot more bite, they don't pop out quite as easily.

58:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls See, my old grandmother used to take, she used to take soap. She would soap up a nail before she popped it into the wall.

58:57🔗 Adam Yeah, that'll sink a hell of a lot easier that way.

59:00🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Because she was 100 and she was crazy.

59:03🔗 Adam But it was really the forerunner to the vinyl coating. Bernadette?

59:08🔗 Caller Hi.

59:09🔗 Adam What did someone do to you with a 2x4?

59:11🔗 Caller Nothing.

59:12🔗 Adam Nothing, okay.

59:13🔗 Caller I'm attracted to dangerous guys, and I have a tendency to try and change them.

59:17🔗 Drew How many times have you done this?

59:19🔗 Caller Three or four.

59:21🔗 Drew What have the consequences been?

59:23🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, I guess we just broke up after a while.

59:27🔗 Caller Nothing really serious, but it gets worse and worse.

59:29🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It's getting worse and worse.

59:30🔗 Drew Give us the latest story.

59:32🔗 Caller There's this guy, like, he's a couple years older than me, and he drinks a lot, and when he's sober, he's really nice, but he's not sober more often than when he's more drunk than sober.

59:44🔗 Adam I see. And is he abusive?

59:46🔗 Caller He's not, well, not, he has a bad temper sometimes. He's not abusive to me.

59:52🔗 Drew How old is he?

59:53🔗 Goo Goo Dolls He's, like, 20.

59:54🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

59:55🔗 Goo Goo Dolls At home. Yeah.

59:57🔗 Adam Did he do anything bad to you?

59:59🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, he was kind of verbally abusive when I was younger.

1:00:03🔗 Drew When he drank?

1:00:04🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No. No, he, not, like, the other guys, they didn't drink. Some of them, like, one guy, he did a little bit of drugs, but.

1:00:11🔗 Adam Right.

1:00:12🔗 Drew Your dad did not drink?

1:00:14🔗 Adam What's, what is so dangerous about these guys, though? I mean, other than the guy drinks.

1:00:20🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I guess that's just about it. They, they appealed to me, I guess.

1:00:23🔗 Drew You're bad guys. Okay.

1:00:24🔗 Adam Yeah. Part of it is just a sort of a biological phenomenon that goes on with 17-year-old girls. I like a guy with a big question mark tattoo on his leg. A guy drinks a little rough around the edges. I mean, part of that's just basic 17-year-old biology, but it does cross a line at a certain point. It can get dangerous. These guys get drunk. They can get abusive. You know what you're doing, Bernadette. Why don't you just stop?

1:00:51🔗 Drew She hung up. She did?

1:00:53🔗 Adam He probably ripped the phone out of the wall. You know what I miss? I was watching The Partridge Family the other night. I come home about 1230, right when The Partridge Family starts up, and I saw the one where Lori gets hooked up with the tough biker guy. Snake.

1:01:09🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Rob Reiner.

1:01:12🔗 Adam Later on, she fell for Goose, I think, who turned out to be the guy who played Angel on the Rockford Fights. My dad looks like, sadly enough. But my dad's like an unattractive angel, if you could imagine that. But the point is, back in the day, a bad guy was just a good guy, he was misunderstood, and all he was is a big guy like Rob Reiner with sort of a crappy iron-on tattoo, and he didn't really know how to, like, you know, he'd get dressed up to go out to dinner, and he didn't quite know how to make his tie, he looked a little uncomfortable in the dinner jacket. But those were bad guys. Now it's like sodomy and physical and verbal abuse, you know, getting it, you know, putting roofies in the chicks and then videotaping them while his friends are banging them, you know, it's really, I like the old bad guys better.

1:02:05🔗 Caller Yeah, the TV Partridge family bad guys.

1:02:08🔗 Adam Partridge family, yeah, Rob Reiner bad.

1:02:10🔗 Goo Goo Dolls He said his dad taught him how to dance by throwing knives at his feet, and that was a great one, he only knew the box step, because his father used to throw knives at his feet. Now, can I ask you a question, doctor, because I'm really inquisitive about this kind of business, the sex and stuff. Why would a guy want to slip a girl a roofie? I mean, it's like having sex with a corpse.

1:02:33🔗 Adam But you're having sex.

1:02:34🔗 Drew See, these guys wouldn't have it any other way.

1:02:36🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's the only way they're going to do it.

1:02:39🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's like-

1:02:39🔗 Goo Goo Dolls We've all been like an unresponsive female, and it's horrible.

1:02:43🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:02:44🔗 Drew There are people that really don't like humans, and they don't even want to have to deal with the human part of this.

1:02:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, is it just because I'm getting older, or does it seem like there's just more of them?

1:02:53🔗 Drew More F'd up people? Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:02:55🔗 Drew There are.

1:02:56🔗 Adam And as you crawl from the ranks of the F'd up yourself, it's easy to look back in the F'd up pit and see how many of them there are. When you're just down in the mosh pit with them, you only see the few guys that are around you.

1:03:12🔗 Caller It's all just perception. Yeah.

1:03:13🔗 Adam It's definitely relative. The smarter, saner, and more together you get, and the further you get away from these people, the better. It's like you're in some sort of hot air balloon and you're rising up above them, and now they're as far as the eye can see.

1:03:25🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Right.

1:03:25🔗 Caller Now, I just think there are more crazy people now. It's as simple as that.

1:03:27🔗 Goo Goo Dolls But I mean, yeah, there is a certain lowest common denominator or whatever. I don't know. There is one mark where people are just screwed up.

1:03:37🔗 Adam Well, the thing is that they sort of perpetuate themselves because the more effed up people you have, the more effed up kids they're going to produce. Thus, the more...

1:03:44🔗 Drew And the system and the culture now supports them having lots of kids.

1:03:47🔗 Adam Right. Right. Nobody's...

1:03:49🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, I mean, there's less parenting going on.

1:03:51🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:03:51🔗 Goo Goo Dolls And that's... I mean, I never thought I would really... I don't know. It just seems like that's a conservative line or whatever. But it's true.

1:03:59🔗 Drew It's just real.

1:03:59🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It's just true. It's true that if the kid's going to go out and join a gang, it doesn't have a dad to throw a ball around the backyard with.

1:04:06🔗 Adam Right.

1:04:06🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Because they're looking for a family.

1:04:07🔗 Drew I just did a webcast with Coolio at drdrew.com, and he said his girlfriend was a probation officer. And she said something to heat, say, with him, which was, hey, you see an effed up kid, take it home, you'll see an effed up family every time.

1:04:20🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. Unless it's that billionaire boys club. Remember those guys?

1:04:26🔗 Drew They came from Effed Up Town.

1:04:27🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Okay. But they're white.

1:04:28🔗 Goo Goo Dolls They just had money.

1:04:29🔗 Adam Come on. Michelle?

1:04:31🔗 Caller Yes.

1:04:31🔗 Adam And they're rich. Come on. Michelle?

1:04:33🔗 Caller Hi.

1:04:34🔗 Adam What's going on? You're 17.

1:04:35🔗 Caller Yes. My boyfriend moved away. We were going out for two years and he moved away last year, I think, and he moved back sometime early on this year. I have a feeling that him and my best friend are going behind my back.

1:04:53🔗 Drew Where does your best friend live?

1:04:54🔗 Caller My best friend lives actually in the same town as me. But he moved back and we all live in the same town.

1:05:00🔗 Drew Is he necessarily your boyfriend now? No.

1:05:06🔗 Caller He said that we should stay together and when he came back, we would get back together.

1:05:09🔗 Drew But he didn't.

1:05:10🔗 Caller But right now, he didn't make it official, so I have a feeling that he is sneaking around with my best friend.

1:05:17🔗 Drew How long was he out of town?

1:05:19🔗 Caller He was out of town for eight months.

1:05:22🔗 Adam What was he doing?

1:05:23🔗 Caller He went to live with his mother for a little while.

1:05:25🔗 Drew He didn't have contact with you during that eight months?

1:05:27🔗 Caller Yeah, we talked.

1:05:28🔗 Drew But he was not your boyfriend during that time?

1:05:30🔗 Caller No, we weren't going out.

1:05:31🔗 Adam But it doesn't sound like you're together now, right?

1:05:34🔗 Caller No, not right now.

1:05:36🔗 Adam So he's not really sneaking behind your back.

1:05:37🔗 Drew You guys are just seeing somebody else now.

1:05:39🔗 Caller When he moved back, he said we were going to get back together.

1:05:42🔗 Drew Yeah, but it didn't happen that way.

1:05:43🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:44🔗 Adam Here's how it went. You said, when you come back, are we going to get back together, please? He went, yeah. Right?

1:05:50🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:51🔗 Adam Right. He wants out of this relationship, Michelle.

1:05:54🔗 Drew No, he's out.

1:05:55🔗 Adam Oh, he's out. Yeah, sorry, Drew.

1:05:56🔗 Caller But I confronted both of them about it, and both of them are denying it.

1:05:59🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, that's what they're going to... Listen, when you confront people, they tend to deny. I mean, it's...

1:06:05🔗 Caller It's an act of self-preservation.

1:06:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:07🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It's like...

1:06:08🔗 Adam Especially when you're holding the sprinkler key.

1:06:09🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It's so much easier to lie.

1:06:11🔗 Adam It is.

1:06:12🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It is. I mean, it's not right, but it is easier.

1:06:14🔗 Drew They're afraid of, A, what Michelle's going to do to them, but what it's going to do to Michelle. She's clearly uptight about it.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Michelle, how old is this guy?

1:06:21🔗 Caller He's 18.

1:06:22🔗 Adam All right. Well, this relationship has run its course. It probably ran its course a few months back and maybe didn't know about it. And you guys are, you're moving on now.

1:06:31🔗 Caller Adam, I have a question. Can I ask the Google Dolls a question?

1:06:34🔗 Adam All right.

1:06:35🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Can I tell you something? I hate 18 year old guys. I hate them.

1:06:38🔗 Adam All right. So Michelle, you're done with this relationship, right?

1:06:41🔗 Caller Yes.

1:06:41🔗 Adam Okay.

1:06:42🔗 Caller Can I ask them a question?

1:06:43🔗 Adam Sure.

1:06:43🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Sure.

1:06:44🔗 Caller Johnny and Mike. Hi. I love you guys. And I saw you guys last month and I...

1:06:50🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Where?

1:06:51🔗 Caller 95.5 PLJ.

1:06:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Oh, yeah. At Irving Plaza when none of the lights worked.

1:06:55🔗 Caller I love you guys.

1:06:56🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Where? In Irving Plaza in New York City. We did a radio show there and we had this huge extravaganza planned and nothing worked.

1:07:06🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:07:07🔗 Goo Goo Dolls We had confetti cannons and all this stuff. The confetti fell out of the ceiling like someone dumped a bucket over it.

1:07:11🔗 Caller Right, exactly.

1:07:12🔗 Caller Yeah, it sort of worked.

1:07:13🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It didn't work.

1:07:14🔗 Caller It was a big sort of though. It was really embarrassing. The floor and this big pile.

1:07:17🔗 Caller Well, I have a question for you guys.

1:07:19🔗 Caller I gave the people that worked at WPLJ gifts for you and I wanted to know if you got them.

1:07:26🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, what was it?

1:07:26🔗 Caller I don't know. I bought you an Elmo watch. Uh-huh.

1:07:29🔗 Adam He's wearing it.

1:07:30🔗 Goo Goo Dolls No, it was confiscated by these people.

1:07:34🔗 Caller No, before the show, like the day before, I went to the actual studios and this woman named Carrie, she took the gift from me.

1:07:41🔗 Goo Goo Dolls You better call Carrie.

1:07:42🔗 Caller That's why Carrie was wearing that Elmo watch.

1:07:43🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I knew it was ours. It was something.

1:07:45🔗 Adam Hey, Michelle? Yes? They didn't get it.

1:07:47🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I didn't get it. Sorry.

1:07:48🔗 Adam But the fact that you told them that you gave it to them is gift enough.

1:07:51🔗 Goo Goo Dolls That's good enough. That's good enough because I probably wouldn't have taken it anyway, but that's okay. All right. No, I would have, but...

1:07:58🔗 Caller I got Robby an Elmo Pokemon clock.

1:08:00🔗 Goo Goo Dolls You did?

1:08:01🔗 Caller Because I know he loves him.

1:08:03🔗 Goo Goo Dolls How do you know Robby loves the Pokemon? It's the Internet. It's that pesky Internet.

1:08:07🔗 Adam Robby loves everything. Robby loves the Tokimon. He just doesn't know how to pronounce it. He thinks we're playing Tokimon.

1:08:16🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Tokimon.

1:08:18🔗 Adam That'd be a good name for a Rasta rapper guy. But thank you very much.

1:08:21🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Thanks so much for the gift, and I'm sorry that we didn't get them.

1:08:26🔗 Adam All right. Well, Michelle, but like I said, now that they know that's gift enough, that you and this guy are broken up, fine. You move on. That's what you do when you're 17. You'll be fine in a week. Laurie, enjoy. You're 23. What's up?

1:08:41🔗 Caller I've been dating my boyfriend for, well, actually my fiance for eight years. We've been engaged for a little over a year.

1:08:48🔗 Adam You guys got together at 15?

1:08:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:51🔗 Adam All right. How old is he? 39. Oh, I see.

1:08:54🔗 Drew 24.

1:08:56🔗 Caller We've been making plans, thinking about getting married and everything, and making the plans. Lately, I've been getting cold feet. We used to fight when we were younger, but I played it off because we were young and dating. Now, it's just little things that get on my nerves. But now, I'm just freaked out that it's not going to work out. I was wondering, should I tell him and confront him about it, and should we go to counseling before we get married, or should I just call the whole thing off?

1:09:19🔗 Adam When you've been dating since 15, do you see a family therapist, or you have to go back to your school counselor? How does that work? Mr. Tomey is going to sit you two down and have a talk with you in his office. Laurie, what's going on now that makes you hesitant to marry?

1:09:36🔗 Caller Well, just like we get in all these, I mean, they're little fights over nothing.

1:09:40🔗 Drew How have you ever had an opportunity to sort of grow as people when you've been stuck in this relationship since you were 15?

1:09:45🔗 Caller That's the thing. I'm kind of freaked out because we've been going together so long.

1:09:48🔗 Drew Imagine, now you're 45, and you've been with the same person your whole life. Is that where you want to be?

1:09:53🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Break up with them.

1:09:54🔗 Drew Well, maybe some time out, time off, I don't know.

1:09:57🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah, like 10 years.

1:09:58🔗 Drew Yeah. We're not in favor of 23-year-olds getting married anyway.

1:10:02🔗 Adam It's kind of a weird thing, but it's like, here you are at 23, getting ready to get married, and you're bored of the person. It's sort of run its course. There's too much water under the bridge. Yeah, everyone, you really do need to experience other people, other relationships, other environments. Not that you're necessarily going to find anyone you like anymore, but imagine that nagging feeling in the back of your head of-

1:10:25🔗 Goo Goo Dolls What I miss.

1:10:26🔗 Adam What I miss.

1:10:26🔗 Drew Who am I?

1:10:28🔗 Adam Who are you, Drew?

1:10:29🔗 Drew I mean, who am I in a relationship with?

1:10:30🔗 Adam Right. And I've been with this person for my entire life.

1:10:34🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Plus, there's so many cool people in the world that will like you and accept you exactly as you are. And you get in these stupid little fights all the time. It's just like, forget it.

1:10:43🔗 Adam So don't play in the marriage. And if you guys are serious, though, you could do a little counseling together and feel it out. But don't rush into anything. Besides, you're 23. You got a little more time anyway. All right. We'll take ourselves a break. Is that Chanel?

1:10:57🔗 Drew Yep.

1:10:58🔗 Adam She got drunk and passed out when she woke up. A guy was raping her. Yeah, there's nobody on. Our listeners, if they went to the moon, got drunk and passed out in the lunar landing capsule, another cosmonaut would be on top of them. It's like a girl gets drunk, falls asleep, then wakes up the guy on top of them.

1:11:18🔗 Drew They all are paralyzed mysteriously.

1:11:19🔗 Adam It's great. Yeah, they're just like buzzards, guys. Hey, Chanel?

1:11:23🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:11:24🔗 Adam All right. The guy was on top of you?

1:11:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:26🔗 Adam Got drunk, passed out at a party?

1:11:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:28🔗 Adam All right. You okay?

1:11:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:30🔗 Adam All right. Hold on a second, all right?

1:11:31🔗 Caller All right.

1:11:31🔗 Adam Now we're going to go to break. We'll find out what happened to you.

1:11:33🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:34🔗 Adam How long ago did this happen?

1:11:36🔗 Caller November.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Okay.

1:11:37🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Oh, boy.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

1:11:38🔗 Goo Goo Dolls All right.

1:11:39🔗 Adam Hang on.

1:11:39🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Okay.

1:11:40🔗 Adam All right. The Goo Goo Dolls are here. Does he have the girls' names in the CD? We'll take a little break.

1:11:43🔗 Goo Goo Dolls We got to cut out. We're going. You do? Yeah, we got to go. I got to go.

1:11:47🔗 Adam I didn't even know that.

1:11:48🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. Oh, son of a bitch. Yeah, it was so much fun. We just lost track of time.

1:11:52🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

1:11:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls We were supposed to leave at 11.

1:11:54🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:11:55🔗 Goo Goo Dolls But it's rare that we get these opportunities to be here with you.

1:11:57🔗 Adam Well, you were here for an hour and a half.

1:11:59🔗 Goo Goo Dolls It was fun. I love this stuff.

1:12:01🔗 Adam All right. You're going to come back soon?

1:12:03🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Are you going to ask us back?

1:12:05🔗 Adam That was just radio talk. We're busy.

1:12:07🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, I think that's the only... Listen, I got to come back. I got to come back a lot because I think that's the only way we're going to get Broadway played.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Well, it'll be played every night. Now, where's everyone living? Buffalo?

1:12:19🔗 Goo Goo Dolls We'll make it the official theme song of your show.

1:12:21🔗 Adam Okay. Will you do that? Anderson, make Broadway the official theme song.

1:12:25🔗 Goo Goo Dolls The guy from Warner Brothers is out there. He'll give you guys a couple hundred bucks a week.

1:12:28🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:12:29🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah, absolutely. Isn't that the way it works?

1:12:31🔗 Caller Yeah, there we go.

1:12:33🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Look at that. I can hear the cash register ringing.

1:12:35🔗 Adam I got money, but I do need a little Coke if he's listening.

1:12:38🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Sure, maybe a stripper.

1:12:41🔗 Adam Yeah, she can score the Coke. All right. Mike, Johnny, thanks for coming in. We do appreciate it.

1:12:47🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Thanks for having us.

1:12:47🔗 Adam We'll take a little break. We'll finish up when we come back. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I want to thank Mike and Johnny for coming in here from the Goo Goo Dolls. Tell everyone to go out and get dizzy up the girl and make it quadruple platinum. Nice guys, regular guys, friendly guys. Always good to see them. Is that the dentist today, Drew?

1:13:53🔗 Drew Oh, we had that go.

1:13:55🔗 Adam Relatively painless.

1:13:57🔗 Drew They use the laser?

1:14:00🔗 Adam No, they use the same drill that I remember from my childhood. But to be fair, I was nine, so it's only been 25, 26 years. And you know, you know how technology crawls along. I mean, really, you know, it's really, I know the dental industry is tired of me talking about this, but if you take a look at what was going on from a technological standpoint, when I first started going to the dentist, let's just say age 10, 1974. Let me tell you a few things that didn't exist. Computers didn't exist. Anti-lock brakes on cars, airbags. No, just a dream in the distant future. VCRs didn't exist. Laser discs, CDs, none of it, none of it existed. They barely had stereo systems back then. TVs, still a lot of them were black and white. I think the toaster just made the scene.

1:15:03🔗 Drew No remote controls?

1:15:05🔗 Adam No, TVs didn't have remotes. In 74, once in a while, I think Elvis probably had a TV that had a remote, but it was a weird remote. They worked on sound, not on a pulse.

1:15:17🔗 Drew Click, click.

1:15:17🔗 Adam Yeah, they'd make a click sound, and if some guy was chewing gum and popped it, it would change a channel. It's like the click, click thing. It's like what they do to train dolphins. It's like the same little palm noise maker. Grand Funk Railroad was probably just making the scene.

1:15:36🔗 Drew Stereo.

1:15:37🔗 Adam Making waves.

1:15:38🔗 Drew Just the sound, stereo sound. Stereophonic.

1:15:40🔗 Adam Stereophonic sound.

1:15:41🔗 Drew High fidelity was around.

1:15:43🔗 Adam That's right, everybody. The Space Shuttle wasn't even on the drawing board at that time. Reagan was still probably governor of California. At 70, we were just getting the troops out of Vietnam. And the dentist was using the same drill that he used on my teeth today, everybody.

1:16:06🔗 Drew You're fair enough, Adam. They now have the tongue scraper.

1:16:08🔗 Adam Yes, I invented the tongue scraper. All right, so a couple of things I can remember, because I got the nitrous strapped on immediately and got a nice buzz going. But when she cleaned my teeth, the hygienist, and then when it came... And by the way, talk about bad gigs. Dental hygienist. When she was going to then get the pumice out and ask me my choice of flavors. And as you know, I go off on them every time they ask me about the pina colada or the wild mountain cherry flavor, because I tell them, listen, you're scraping my teeth with this pumice and this pneumatically powered sort of chamois. Just use the toothpaste flavor. That's kind of what my teeth are used to. It would be disconcerting for me to have a tropical drink spread on my teeth. So she says, you want the mint? And I said, yeah, just give me the mint. And she said, you want the chocolate mint? And I said to her, listen, you guys spent a considerable amount of time and effort trying to convince people not to eat sweets. Don't you think it's a bit of a sort of a bad message to rub chocolate flavored stuff on people's teeth? You know what I mean? I said to her, I said, dude, it's like going to an AA meeting and them serving near beer. It's just a bad message. You know what I mean? It doesn't seem like a good way to cement certain behavior.

1:17:34🔗 Drew Brandy flavored candies and...

1:17:36🔗 Adam Yeah, you can go to an AA meeting and have near beer or drink vanilla extract, or rum extract. I mean, it just seemed like a bad plan. So I got the nitrous, I got the filling, I got the scraping. I got an argument with him because he wanted to pull a wisdom tooth. My dentist is like a mechanic, which is, listen, as long as you're up on the rack and we got the tranny pulled, let's just go ahead and change the throwout bearing. I told him, listen, it's not like you got to Buick up on a rack, I got to go back to work today. He's like, listen, you're numbed up, I can lose that wisdom tooth while you're numb. I said, you know what, I may be numb, but I'm not dumb, doctor. Leave that thing in there.

1:18:20🔗 Drew He won't see you for another three years. That's the other problem.

1:18:23🔗 Adam Right. That's the other problem. But I thought to myself, I got a problem because as they were taking the nitrous off of me, it's like, okay, you're done with the filling. You've rinsed your mouth out. The dentist has left the chair. It's time to unstrap the nitrous thing. I sat up with the nitrous thing still strapped to my nose. And you know what I did, Drew? I went, that was like one last good hit before they roll that tank out of there.

1:18:47🔗 Drew And then you go, wah, wah, wah, wah.

1:18:48🔗 Caller I went, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

1:18:50🔗 Adam And I thought of you. I thought, what's Drew going to say when he realized it took one last drag off the nitro tank before I headed out to the car? All righty, let's hop back on the phones and speak to Chanel. Chanel got drunk, passed out a party, woke up the guy on top of her. What was he doing to you?

1:19:10🔗 Caller Apparently, he had just finished.

1:19:11🔗 Adam Oh, he just finished?

1:19:12🔗 Drew That's when you woke up.

1:19:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:14🔗 Adam Why? Hell, boy, you're pretty drunk, right?

1:19:18🔗 Caller Yeah. Earlier that night, he kept asking me, and I told him no, because I'm a virgin and everything.

1:19:23🔗 Adam Oh, boy. He kept asking you for sex?

1:19:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:26🔗 Caller Wow.

1:19:26🔗 Adam He was like, Can I have sex?

1:19:28🔗 Caller Yeah, he was just like, will you, you know?

1:19:31🔗 Caller Wow, weirdo. But in a different term.

1:19:33🔗 Adam I see. And you kept saying no, but you kept drinking.

1:19:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:37🔗 Drew And this happened months ago, you said, right?

1:19:39🔗 Caller Yeah, November.

1:19:39🔗 Drew How come you didn't report this?

1:19:42🔗 Caller Because it happened a minute before, and I didn't want to go through all that again.

1:19:46🔗 Drew It happened to you before?

1:19:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:48🔗 Drew I thought you said you were a virgin.

1:19:49🔗 Caller Well, I mean, like, mentally, I'm a virgin. You know, I don't consider it like when I was little. You know?

1:19:54🔗 Drew What happened to you before?

1:19:56🔗 Caller Like, my older brother did stuff to me when I was little.

1:19:59🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

1:20:00🔗 Drew How old were you? How do these guys know this stuff?

1:20:02🔗 Caller I was a preschooler in kindergarten.

1:20:05🔗 Adam How old was your older brother?

1:20:07🔗 Caller Like, 10.

1:20:09🔗 Drew What happened to him?

1:20:10🔗 Caller Huh?

1:20:11🔗 Adam What's he up to now?

1:20:12🔗 Caller Oh, I don't know. I don't know what happened to him. But-

1:20:16🔗 Adam You don't know where he is now?

1:20:17🔗 Caller Well, he's living in Washington. He's not doing bad, I don't think.

1:20:22🔗 Adam Oh, wow. And so, what is he now? 21 or something?

1:20:29🔗 Caller Something like that.

1:20:30🔗 Adam Oh, boy. And what's- so, what happened with that? Did you report it in your parents?

1:20:35🔗 Caller My brother?

1:20:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:37🔗 Caller Yeah, like when I was little, he got sent away for a long time.

1:20:40🔗 Adam Oh, boy. All right. But that- you realize that's what set you up for this one, too, right?

1:20:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:47🔗 Adam Yeah. And do you drink too much normally?

1:20:50🔗 Caller No.

1:20:51🔗 Adam No?

1:20:51🔗 Caller Sometimes. I used to when I hung out with some dad, you know.

1:20:56🔗 Drew So you have a history of excess alcohol use?

1:20:58🔗 Caller Huh?

1:20:58🔗 Drew You have a history of excessive alcohol use?

1:21:01🔗 Caller What do you mean? Like in my family?

1:21:02🔗 Adam Well-

1:21:02🔗 Drew Well, go ahead, answer that one, too. In your family?

1:21:06🔗 Caller Well, my parents drink like once a week.

1:21:10🔗 Adam They drink a half gallon of scotch once a week?

1:21:13🔗 Caller They drink like whiskey.

1:21:15🔗 Adam Okay. Hey, Chanel. So what's your question now?

1:21:20🔗 Caller Okay. My question is, like, do I have a right to consider myself a virgin if I didn't want any of this to happen?

1:21:29🔗 Adam Yeah, you do. But you're hanging around near the cusp because you're drinking a little too much and hanging around with the wrong people.

1:21:35🔗 Drew Right.

1:21:36🔗 Adam I mean, everyone talks about, and it's interesting because people talk about virginity as if it's a penis piercing the plane of the vagina, like an NFL halfback trying to stuff a ball into the end zone. And really, it's more of a lifestyle attitude more than it is a technical thing, although the technical thing is a part of it too.

1:22:01🔗 Drew It used to be something that was required for economic change of property. Now, it really is referring to issues of chastity, I think.

1:22:10🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, if you sort of replace virgin with prude, and I think you'd be better off, but the point is, is listen, if you were raped by your brother and then raped by some drunk guy at a party, I don't want to take that virgin title away from you, so we'll just consider it a yard. On the other hand, if you go out boozing and carousing too much, you're going to lose it.

1:22:33🔗 Drew Right.

1:22:34🔗 Adam Whether you get sexed on or not.

1:22:35🔗 Drew Right.

1:22:36🔗 Adam All right, so work on the drinking. You got to get a little therapy for what happens, some counseling. And please just be careful where you drink and be careful where you pass out because I'll tell you-

1:22:47🔗 Drew These guys have radar that's uncanned.

1:22:49🔗 Adam A guy sees a girl passed out at a party and it's like McGruff when he sees the laptop computer sitting around at the airport terminal. It's going to get gobbled up.

1:22:58🔗 Drew How do they know already?

1:23:01🔗 Adam I don't think they know. I think they just go knock on a lot of doors and see who answers.

1:23:09🔗 Drew These are the ones that answer a certain way maybe.

1:23:12🔗 Adam Look at it this way. You're at a party and this guy said to her earlier in the party, mind if I F you, and instead of her getting outraged, instead of her slapping him or whatever, she probably laughs and says get lost and has another drink and he thinks, all right.

1:23:28🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I can't answer that.

1:23:30🔗 Adam Right. He thinks, I'll be back. Let her get you stuck a little more. I mean, you know what I mean? I mean, you can tell the difference as a guy. Drew, you know, you were young.

1:23:40🔗 Drew I was a guy.

1:23:40🔗 Adam Young rapist at one point in your career. You say to somebody, you say to a girl, hey, how about this or how about that? There's a couple of different kinds of no. I mean, I know you feminists and you whoever's hate to hear this, but listen, we all know it and it's not just pertaining to sex. Meaning, you say to a buddy of yours, hey, listen, Wednesday we're going out to a strip club or we're going to the ball game and he goes, nah, I can't do it and there's two different kinds of no's. There's a no which is I'm gonna talk him into it and there's a no, don't bother trying again. I don't think people have been abused like this, give that no, like don't bother trying again. They give that no which is no, but I'm drinking pretty good, come back in an hour. All right. Don, you're 25 and I'm not saying that that's what they want, they just don't know how to give that kind of no.

1:24:32🔗 Caller How are you doing?

1:24:33🔗 Adam What's up there?

1:24:34🔗 Caller Yeah, I went to a massage place, I think the first time I did it a few times and I'll tell you every time I go there, they rub me down, I get hard, but then once she starts to give me the BJ, I die every time.

1:24:49🔗 Adam You die a little inside or your penis dies? Both. I see.

1:24:54🔗 Caller But I got friends that can do it no problem, you know, and it's like, you know, how like you guys say the girl, like Drew says the girl has to, you know, feel some kind of love to get anything, I feel like I'm kind of stuck in that too.

1:25:05🔗 Adam What's Drew say? Oh, you mean you're not feeling any love?

1:25:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:08🔗 Drew Not feeling emotionally connected.

1:25:09🔗 Adam Maybe you just don't like Asians.

1:25:11🔗 Caller Well, I've had, I have, you know, Latinas, everything, Japanese.

1:25:14🔗 Adam Oh, Japanese and Asians?

1:25:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:17🔗 Adam Oh, that's different.

1:25:18🔗 Caller Yeah, they got a variety there.

1:25:19🔗 Adam Well, now I'm confused. There's an Asian, you might be like a Chinese, a Japanese and an Asian woman.

1:25:27🔗 Caller I mean, they're not all mixed together, you know what I mean? But on different occasions, I've had all the girls.

1:25:32🔗 Adam I see.

1:25:33🔗 Caller Yeah, nothing, man.

1:25:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, your heart's not in it, Don.

1:25:37🔗 Caller Yeah. It's like I figured if I could get one, if I could find-

1:25:40🔗 Adam Oh, listen. Listen, it ain't working. What do you keep going for?

1:25:43🔗 Drew Maybe you're healthier than you think you are.

1:25:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Call your penis old-fashioned. Call it coy. It's not interested in that.

1:25:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:25:50🔗 Adam I'm the same. I used to be the same way. I was the same way. Now, I think I can handle it. But no, I'm serious. I never was one of those guys. I've never been with a prostitute willingly. I've never, it never sounded attractive to me that go pick up a chick on the street who's coked up or dad beat the crap out of her and she ran away.

1:26:11🔗 Drew Sounds awful.

1:26:12🔗 Adam I mean, listen, seriously, why don't you just put some liver in a mayonnaise jar and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds if that's a sensation that you want. Plus, you have a better conversation.

1:26:22🔗 Drew With the mayonnaise jar.

1:26:24🔗 Adam With the liver, with the liver and pregnant mayonnaise jar, sure. Now, you know what I'm saying? I mean, it is a turn off, believe it or not, to a handful of healthy guys out there to have sex with someone who's not really interested in having sex with them. I know it seems to be slipping away, but some of us are old fashioned. We'd like the girl to actually want to be there.

1:26:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:49🔗 Adam For something more than money. Don?

1:26:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:51🔗 Adam Yeah, that's you again. Listen, we're done with you.

1:26:53🔗 Caller Okay, one more thing.

1:26:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:54🔗 Caller Okay, I'm thinking this last thing. If I had enough money to where I could get a really good one, where they could really kid you into thinking that they enjoyed it.

1:27:02🔗 Adam Right.

1:27:02🔗 Caller Then maybe.

1:27:03🔗 Adam That's good. Yeah. You just keep repeating that thought while they're kidding you into it, your penis will not cooperate at all.

1:27:09🔗 Drew Kid me into it.

1:27:10🔗 Adam All right. Find yourself a nice girl. You're 25. There's nothing wrong with you. We'll be back.

1:27:18🔗 Drew Love line, with Anna Carolla and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back before you know it.

1:27:53🔗 Adam Yep, here's the Loveline. Dr. Drew. Oh, I almost slipped into a little lightning round there. No, no, there. I packed it all into 15 seconds. I don't know why I'm so amused by that.

1:28:13🔗 Drew I like that, too. It's very musical.

1:28:14🔗 Adam Yeah, why is that? Why is it spread? Yeah, a little yeasty on the peckeroo. I'd like to drive home one night. All right, listen to the lightning round. Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba.

1:28:30🔗 Caller Oh, hi, this is Bernadette.

1:28:33🔗 Adam Oh, it's Bernadette.

1:28:34🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yes, I had to call back because my phone disconnected.

1:28:37🔗 Adam Oh, I see. Well, now you're back as Ellen.

1:28:39🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yes, sorry.

1:28:40🔗 Adam All right, so anyway, Bernadette.

1:28:42🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

1:28:43🔗 Adam Or Ellen. Well, what's your real name?

1:28:45🔗 Caller Elizabeth.

1:28:47🔗 Adam Elizabeth, okay.

1:28:48🔗 Drew Oh, that's, I'm clear now.

1:28:49🔗 Adam All right, so Elizabeth. Yes. You think that your boyfriend is addicted to giving you oral sex? No.

1:28:56🔗 Drew No, that's what she used to get through with.

1:28:59🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

1:28:59🔗 Drew She was calling about-

1:29:01🔗 Adam Were we talking about something else?

1:29:02🔗 Drew Weren't you trying to change guys or something? Wasn't your thing?

1:29:04🔗 Caller Yeah, dangerous guys.

1:29:06🔗 Caller Try to change them.

1:29:08🔗 Adam How long ago did we talk to her?

1:29:10🔗 Drew A half hour ago.

1:29:10🔗 Adam Oh, I see. All right, so are we still talking about that?

1:29:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:14🔗 Adam Why?

1:29:15🔗 Caller Well, because I won't be able to listen. I'm on the East Coast.

1:29:19🔗 Caller And I won't be able to hear it.

1:29:20🔗 Caller And I don't know if I'll be able to listen to it tomorrow.

1:29:22🔗 Adam I see. I'm still not sure why we're talking about it. Didn't we tell you what to do?

1:29:26🔗 Drew She dropped off when we were telling her.

1:29:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:28🔗 Adam Oh, that's right. Okay. Now it's all coming back to me. All right. So what we told you was you know what you're doing. Stop it. I mean, I know it sounds overly simplistic, but you can, you do have the power to change. You do have control over your actions.

1:29:45🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I'm a little insecure.

1:29:46🔗 Caller You know, I kind of take what I can get.

1:29:49🔗 Adam Yeah, I know. But why?

1:29:50🔗 Drew That's why you go for the bad guys?

1:29:52🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I guess.

1:29:53🔗 Drew Or is it because you already don't feel like you deserve anything else and that's where you go?

1:29:58🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Probably that, yeah.

1:29:59🔗 Adam Why are you insecure?

1:30:00🔗 Caller I'm just about the way I look and stuff.

1:30:02🔗 Adam Well, what's wrong with the way you look?

1:30:04🔗 Caller I guess I'm just a little over-obsessed with my weight.

1:30:07🔗 Adam Are you overweight?

1:30:09🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Well, I don't know. I'm six foot. And I'm a hundred and forty-five pounds.

1:30:16🔗 Adam Yeah, that's fine. Six foot, one forty-five?

1:30:20🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah.

1:30:21🔗 Adam Six foot, really?

1:30:22🔗 Caller Well, five eleven and a half.

1:30:23🔗 Adam Wow.

1:30:24🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Round up.

1:30:25🔗 Adam Seventeen. I bet you grow another half inch. Geez-a-weez. And one forty-five. Perfect. I'm sure you're a knockout. Listen. Hey, Alan. It's, it's, I mean, Elizabeth. Yeah. Jesus Christ. It's not Bernadette. It's not so important. Listen. What you think of you shouldn't be based on what other people think of you.

1:30:48🔗 Drew Oh, but you can't tell a seventeen-year-old that.

1:30:50🔗 Adam Oh, listen. I'm thirty-five. You tell me that I'll punch you in the mouth.

1:30:52🔗 Drew Right.

1:30:54🔗 Adam But here's what it is. Here's what I'm, okay. Here's what I want to say. I don't want to get, I don't want to get too cathartic here, but just let me go for a second here, Drew. What you think of yourself is based on what other people think of you, but what other people think of you is not some random thought. You can't change that by you getting drunk or you putting out, or you giving them a massage. They have to think, I mean, everyone close your eyes and think of someone that you respect, whether it's some founding father or some rock act or some actor, musician, a poet, whatever, school teacher, whoever. Think of who that person that you respect is. Now, why do you respect them? Because of their actions, because of what they've done, because of what they've achieved. So if you want to get people to respect you, don't just yell at them to respect you. Live the kind of life that's worth respecting, and people will do it. I mean, you want to get better guys? Go to school, finish school, get your degree, go to the gym, work out, exercise, take care of yourself. You know what I mean?

1:32:01🔗 Drew Do something with what you've got.

1:32:03🔗 Adam Right. Now listen, and don't bother trying to, I don't even bother. Listen, when I was like 17, 18, I was just a mess. 17, 18. Oh, no. I mean 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28. I knew I wasn't going to get any chicks or any that I wanted. So I said, screw it. I'm just going to go get my ass together and then one day they'll come find me. Sure enough, that day's fast approaching. Isn't it just around the corner, Drew, please?

1:32:30🔗 Drew Fast approaching.

1:32:31🔗 Adam All right. All right. By the time I'm 40, would you say?

1:32:33🔗 Drew Yeah. But it's a painful period, that 18 to 22 time.

1:32:36🔗 Adam Susie.

1:32:38🔗 Caller Hi.

1:32:38🔗 Adam You're 16. You want to experiment with girls?

1:32:41🔗 Caller Well, I already have.

1:32:42🔗 Adam You want to know how far you should go?

1:32:44🔗 Caller Well, sort of.

1:32:46🔗 Adam Yeah. Drew, I have the same question.

1:32:48🔗 Caller No, it's just-

1:32:49🔗 Drew It's fast approaching.

1:32:51🔗 Caller I was playing tennis with her, and I met her, and we became really, really, really good friends.

1:32:56🔗 Adam Hold on. Were you guys wearing those little skirts?

1:32:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:58🔗 Adam All right. Slow down.

1:33:02🔗 Caller She and I look alike. We're exactly alike. She's a little hotter than me. We're just awesome together. Just in November, we didn't see each other for a couple months because she moved. In November, I saw her and we rushed each other. It was weird. Couple months after that, on my birthday, she spent the night and we just got super kinky, and we did a lot of stuff.

1:33:27🔗 Drew Mental note, no sleepovers at my house.

1:33:29🔗 Adam Oral sex? You guys do oral sex?

1:33:32🔗 Caller Yeah. We did at the same time.

1:33:34🔗 Adam I mean like a 69?

1:33:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:36🔗 Adam Oh, Jesus. You weren't still wearing the tennis outfits, were you?

1:33:39🔗 Caller No.

1:33:39🔗 Adam Huh? Huh? Okay.

1:33:43🔗 Caller And-

1:33:44🔗 Adam Oh, my God. How old is she?

1:33:45🔗 Caller She's the same age.

1:33:46🔗 Adam All right. I just picked a theme for tonight.

1:33:48🔗 Caller Oh, I forgot.

1:33:50🔗 Drew We please wait till you leave the studio. Stop it.

1:33:52🔗 Adam No.

1:33:52🔗 Caller Adam, I need to tell you something. Yeah. You know how, like, a couple weeks ago, some guy called in and you liked to hear him fart, like you thought it was funny?

1:34:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:34:02🔗 Caller Well, she can do the same thing.

1:34:03🔗 Adam When you were down in the 69 position?

1:34:06🔗 Caller No, she just did it like it was funny.

1:34:08🔗 Adam Okay. Wait a minute. That's going to take two strokes off my game tonight. Which direction? My handicap is already 11. I'm going to see if I can bring it down to 9. All right. Hey, Suzie?

1:34:19🔗 Caller No, but this is the problem, though. Uh-oh. The problem is, when I go out with a guy or when I hook up with a guy, I'm totally making out with him.

1:34:26🔗 Goo Goo Dolls Yeah. You think of her.

1:34:27🔗 Caller I just stop in the middle of it and I just end it. Okay.

1:34:32🔗 Goo Goo Dolls All right. Listen.

1:34:33🔗 Drew How do you end it?

1:34:34🔗 Caller I just end it. I just stop.

1:34:36🔗 Adam Okay.

1:34:37🔗 Drew Suzie.

1:34:38🔗 Goo Goo Dolls I make an excuse and I don't-

1:34:39🔗 Drew All right.

1:34:39🔗 Adam Forget it.

1:34:39🔗 Drew You have a girlfriend.

1:34:40🔗 Adam She's confused. She's kind of acting out. She's a lesbian.

1:34:42🔗 Drew She's lesbian. She's not confused.

1:34:43🔗 Adam She's a lesbian. Hey, Suzie? You're a lesbian, baby. I don't know. I don't want to be the- I'm going- Listen, you're very attracted to women. Fine. Don't fight it. Hey, Drew, there's a whole new twist on this. Your daughter, what is she? Six, seven years old?

1:34:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:35:00🔗 Adam When does she start having sleepovers? 14?

1:35:02🔗 Drew I just decided I couldn't make it.

1:35:04🔗 Adam I mean, you remember the day when it's like, all right, it's all only girls can come over? Now. Think what it's going to be like 10 years from now.

1:35:10🔗 Drew That's dangerous.

1:35:12🔗 Adam Think about that.

1:35:13🔗 Drew I can't have you over, can't have our female friends over. It's ridiculous.

1:35:16🔗 Adam The good news is I don't want to come over. All right. We'll take a little break. When she gets a little older, 17, 18, that's a different story. I'll be ready for my trophy Wi-Fi then. We'll take a break.

1:35:31🔗 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:36:06🔗 Caller What happened to him?

1:36:08🔗 Adam I got a bunch of stuff to break.

1:36:09🔗 Drew There's nothing better than Chimp Humor.

1:36:10🔗 Adam That's it. You're going to die, you're going to die. All right, everybody, save Ferris tomorrow night. So don't miss that one. Larry Flint, race car driver, Robbie Gordon and Everclear next week. So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:24🔗 Drew I recently went to a fraternity party and got really drunk. I randomly hooked up with a guy and we had sex. I didn't even know his name the next morning. Now he keeps calling me and I don't even still remember his name.

1:36:36🔗 Adam Well now.

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