2:46🔗
Adam
Yeah, it is Loveline. It's nice. Someone took my mic cord and tied it in a goddamn knot. All right, hey, that was you, Anderson? Why do you do that, Anderson? Okay. Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, Nick Hexum is here from 311. There you go. Nick and his mates, the rest of 311, have themselves, let's see, who's the summer tour with? Incubus and, oh, Jesus, Japan. Wow. We don't have any listeners who are currently in Japan, do we, Drew?
3:33🔗
Adam
So I'm not going to plug that too much, but I will give you some dates where Nick 311 and Incubus are going to be later on. And I guess, I was telling Drew, I haven't seen you guys in four years last night, but then he said six months, and I went, all right, yeah, it sounds about, it was right after the Acoustic Christmas, right?
4:12🔗
311
I don't know, I think we got our dates a little mixed up. Really, I mean, why would I have done it after the tour and after the...
4:26🔗
Adam
Yeah. Right, right. All right, we're off to kind of a rocky start here, Drew, but I think we're going to bounce back.
4:33🔗
Adam
Oh, I blame you too. Yeah. SoundSystem is the name of the CD that's currently out, by the way, and we'll hear something off of that. We'll take some phone calls and play the rest by ear. What do you say?
4:49🔗
Hello?
5:10🔗
I don't know.
5:11🔗
Caller
I always thought masturbating meant, like, to play with it, and jacking off was like, you know, go up and down.
5:22🔗
Adam
It is the, I do, but it's the same difference as the difference between a sofa and a couch. Yeah. Right. Which is nothing.
5:32🔗
Adam
There you go. All right, John, you use a shampoo. Yeah. And how many times have you heard me on the air warn kids about using shampoo for lubricant?
5:53🔗
Caller
So like after I do this, about a few days after I use it. Well, first of all, it starts to sting. And then like the skin just starts peeling off.
6:01🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, you got to use more. You're not using enough, obviously. Do you. But. But even though your penis is peeling, do you find that your pubic hair is healthy, bouncy and manageable?
6:30🔗
Adam
Hey, Nick, just because we're not going to be there to watch over you in the future, you put the shampoo on your penis, you had some chafing, some burning and some itching. Then you went right back to the well. That doesn't sound like a great plan. You know what I'm saying?
7:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, you never play it too safe. You know, you go under the sink to get something, your mom calls you, you get up real quick and you whack your head on a pipe or something. It can be very dangerous. All right. Charlotte.
7:30🔗
Hi.
7:35🔗
Caller
Hi. I'm like so in love with you. I've been in love with you since like sixth grade. I was going through like serious depression and my friend sold me your Blue Sea and I love it. It inspired me. It like teared me up and I now play guitar and I started my own business.
8:00🔗
Caller
Not recently, I've had two boyfriends dump me because I wouldn't tell them I loved them because I loved you.
8:07🔗
311
You don't actually love me like that. Like you could love a boyfriend because we haven't met.
8:19🔗
Drew
It's not a stupid infatuation. It's okay to have infatuations, but to the extent that they sort of derail you from a real life, you can get in the way a little bit.
8:31🔗
Adam
Hey, listen, Charlotte, I was talking about this last night. Just go ahead and say I love you. It's easy. I mean, you know, it's weird. It's really weird though. Like when you're younger, you think like you have one, maybe two, you can use up in a lifetime. Remember, it's like you're 19, you're with some chick, it's been six months, you're getting it on, you just finished, you're mopping off, and she's like, I love you, and you're like, and it's like, hey, you're monogamous, you're with her, you guys are thinking about moving in, but what do you do? You don't say it, you screw yourself over. Someone should just say, hey, hey, Hole, you could say it twice in your life, you could say it 250 times. It doesn't matter. It's gonna make it easier on you.
9:12🔗
Drew
There's so much idealization of fantasy and people stick into those relationships. The perfect one's gonna come and that's what I'm saving it for.
9:23🔗
311
No, but Charlotte, on the other hand, that's pretty commendable that you were honest with them and didn't kind of bow down to the pressures.
9:29🔗
Drew
And that's an interesting point. Sometimes these fantasy relationships with sort of media objects keep you out of relationships you're really not ready for.
9:37🔗
Adam
Right. Oh, like Nick. That's right. Nick, the media object. Nick? Not that Nick. Call her Nick.
9:45🔗
Yes, that's caller Nick.
9:48🔗
All right.
9:51🔗
Caller
Well, my girlfriend's got vaginal secretions that are coming out that smell. And I mean, we've been together for five years.
10:02🔗
Adam
When you're at the mall and stuff. Well, yeah, but I think she's in the B Dalton. Yeah. And then the guy at the counter is going, Oh, yeah.
10:13🔗
Caller
It's beginning to be a problem, though. I mean, I'm afraid to like talk to her because I don't, you know, I don't want to embarrass her because like sometimes we'll wake up in the morning and like the bed will be kind of wet. And it's not she didn't wet the bed. It's just that it's the secretions. And I just don't, you know, I don't know if I should, you know, confront her because I don't want to feel embarrassed about it.
10:31🔗
Drew
That, you know, I've why confront? Why not just say, hey, I noticed this. Why not have a doctor check it out? It can be a sign of a vaginal infection.
10:38🔗
Caller
Well, that's the thing is, I'm worried. And I mean, if I'm because I mean, I I have sex with her and, you know, and I don't want to.
10:44🔗
Drew
Why don't you take that caring perspective that you want to get this looked into? And maybe it's just her. Some women just do that.
10:49🔗
Caller
Oh, yeah. And see, I mean, I proposed to her like a week ago. And so, you know, this is a nice follow up discussion. What's that?
11:14🔗
Caller
In Fort Collins, in a restaurant, I proposed to her, you know, and no big deal. But I mean, I just I don't know if I should do something, you know, if I should just confer to her like, hey, go to a doctor, you know, it's not going to be easy.
11:34🔗
Adam
Faculty. Yeah. Like our old gym coach, English professor, people like that. People she knows, people she'd be embarrassed in front of.
11:42🔗
Caller
Well, see, the thing is, I mean, I've gone down on her before and it doesn't, it doesn't smell then, you know, it doesn't.
11:47🔗
Adam
Because you're in the eye of the hurricane. There's a certain calm. You know what I mean? It's like, I get the feeling, I think, tell me if I'm wrong here, Drew, but you know, you walk in when someone's crapped up the bathroom, you open the door, that's the worst place you're going to be. But if you actually stuff your head into the toilet, I don't believe it's as bad as when you just open the door. Now, I'm not suggesting you stuff your head into the toilet, but you know what I mean? Sometimes you can actually push past it and get to the other side of it.
12:20🔗
Oh, hi.
12:26🔗
I mean, I love, oh, I idol you.
12:36🔗
I just saw you play.
12:42🔗
Yeah, oh my god.
12:46🔗
Oh my gosh.
12:50🔗
Oh, hi.
12:54🔗
Caller
Okay, well, it just made me mad, because I heard all this stuff about, you know, all those rumors about your name being KKK, and just all that stuff. I just thought you should get a chance to stay out there. That's not true, because.
13:16🔗
311
No, it's a good point that we really are kind of, you know, looking for opportunities to say how we feel about, you know, that whole issue. And it's ironic that a band that has always been outspoken about, you know, unity from, you know, different walks of life and being tolerant and being accepting would happen to be the band that gets, you know, this racist rumor put on us. People think that our name stands for KKK. You know about this? No.
13:48🔗
Adam
I've heard about this. Yeah. And somebody did the math, some kind of math. But how's the math work?
13:58🔗
311
311, 3K. So it was just an unfortunate coincidence. But, you know, we take out a, to kind of let people know how we really feel about these things, we take out a representative from the Museum of Tolerance here in LA.
14:22🔗
311
No, it's a really great organization. And he, you know, passes out literature and sells shirts and stuff just to raise awareness about, you know, being more accepting and what constitutes a bigot. And, you know, we try and do things in our career that make it so we're not just a business, we're doing things that, you know, make us feel like we're making a little bit of a difference.
14:45🔗
311
It was the police code for indecent exposure in Omaha, where we grew up, and one of our friends got arrested for it and was brought home to his mom in handcuffs, naked. And it was just a funny little story because the police code on the ticket, the number for the crime, was 311.
15:10🔗
Adam
That's how I know when I'm, when I pass it, that's our exit. Every night I get off the 10 freeway right at the Museum of Tolerance. I keep meaning to go by there, but I can't figure out what's in it for me. I mean, I'm sure I'd learn something, but it just doesn't sound fun. I want to go by that automotive. Is there an automotive Museum of Tolerance? If you could combine something that was exciting with something that was educational, I'd be there. That's the problem with museums. It's all education and no excitement. All right. Plus I think it's like eight bucks to get in that place. It's not cheap for tolerance. All right. Shelly.
15:49🔗
Yeah.
15:57🔗
Caller
One thing I just want to let you know, what you probably do already know, is that you have brought a lot of people together from like all over the United States. I have friends in Ohio named Angela and I have a friend in Mark in LA. You guys have done great.
16:12🔗
And even if you break up, you guys will live on forever.
16:29🔗
Adam
All right. Well, hold on a second. Let's see if we can, I can read her question and then put her on holds. We don't have to hear that. Best friend's boyfriend flirts with her and touches her breasts. She wants to know how to tell the friend. Should she really tell the friend or should she just sort of tell the guy?
16:45🔗
Drew
It would never be along with the guy. Tell the guy in no uncertain terms that she won't tolerate this and that she would tell the friend. But I think the friend needs to be sort of put on notice by somebody. What kind of guy she's dating.
17:02🔗
Caller
Okay. Well, I mean, it's a long story, but to make a long story short, my friend was going out with him for about a year and a half, and one night, we were all partying in my brother's room, and he was floating in the air. And then at the end of the night, it came down, and she was gone, and somehow, it ended up that I was on the bed with him, and all of a sudden, his hand ended up in my shirt, and I froze. I mean, I know you've heard this before. I froze. I didn't know how to get out of it. So thank God, he had to go to the bathroom, and he was living in my house. He was my roommate.
17:34🔗
Adam
I mean, you guys wound up on the bed together, and he had to take a leak, which is a weird...
17:42🔗
Caller
And what's worse is that my brother and him were sharing the same room, and my brother was on the other bed, but the music was loud, so my brother couldn't hear.
17:53🔗
Caller
No. He put his hand up my shirt, and then two minutes after that, he's like, I'll go back out of the bathroom, like, thank God. So he went to the bathroom.
18:03🔗
Caller
No. He went in, did his stuff, and came right back out, and I met him at the door going back inside the house, and I said, I'm going to bed. I'm kind of tired. And he's like, okay. And he tried to kiss me, and I turned my cheek, and he kissed me on my cheek instead.
18:21🔗
Adam
He said you met him at the door coming back in the house. All right. Hey, Shelley, let me tell you something. Too many of you screw balls under one roof. It's a recipe for disaster. It really is. This happens all the time. You got the brother, you got the roommate, you got the sister. What is that? Yeah. Well, listen, everybody. Let me take just a second and talk to people who are poor, because I was poor my entire life. And I'm not talking about 19 or 20. I was piss-poor to 30, 31. Now, I'm a millionaire. Literally. Literally a millionaire. But the point is, is I was poor for a long time. And here's the thing about poor people. It's not that you don't have any money. It's you have a little bit of money. And you have to pick and choose where you spend that money. And let me give you a couple of tips. First and foremost, your phone. I always had a bunch of roommates, but I always had my own phone. And I was always piss-poor. But for 12 bucks a month, you get that Lifeline thing, it is the best thing you're ever gonna do. It really is. I was always signed up for that loser discount. Hey, this guy hasn't quite finished high school discount they had. But really, you gotta pay your own phone bill anyway. Drew, it's so rude of you to check your watch when I'm in the middle of a rant.
19:46🔗
Adam
Yes, I'm gonna get around to that. It is the same with your accommodations. Get a roommate, get a girl you can trust, move into a one bedroom apartment. One of you sleeps on the fold out sofa in the living room, the other one gets the bedroom, you switch off, whatever, 500 bucks a month, you each pay 250. You can afford it, believe me. Don't live like animals with five serial rapists and some guy who calls himself your uncle in the same place while someone's cooking up meth in the garage because you save 27 bucks a month. Meanwhile, the place is being raided by the SWAT team every other week. You know what I mean? You got enough money, you can get your own ass together. All right. Thank you very much.
20:31🔗
311
But in the short term, you gotta just tell, if the guy's still hitting on you, then you just gotta tell him what's up.
20:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. And definitely don't roll around on the bed with him. And, furthermore, if I was a girl living in this situation, I'd put one of those barrel bolts on my door.
20:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, like the sitcoms from the 70s. No, seriously, I'd put a lock on my bedroom door, because this guy could come home loaded one night and stumble right on in. And if you're gonna freeze when he touches you, God knows what he's gonna do to you before you unfreeze. I wish more women would freeze when I touch them. They have no problem. They don't freeze at all. They're like, hey, get away. Yeah, they kick. Chris?
21:11🔗
Yeah.
21:22🔗
Adam
All right. Apparently, I heard something in the distance. He's one of those. Yeah. You get that? Oh, yes. Did we hear it? The neighbors heard it.
22:15🔗
Adam
No, it does not. I wouldn't have been able to make it into this studio if that was true. I'm 35. I have 20 years under my belt, pardon the pun, and I can tell you, as a matter of fact, I think I've eroded my penis. I think it's smaller than it would have been.
22:31🔗
Adam
I'm convinced. Yeah. Well, I mean, like anything in nature, glaciers, streams, cutting canyons. I mean, eventually, that kind of constant friction will wear something down. I mean, even granite gets worn down.
22:53🔗
Adam
Yeah. I had to wear a gardening glove for my first couple of years because my penis was so sharp. It had a lot of shards and barbs on it and whatnot. All right. Sean.
23:15🔗
Adam
I know that. I've done that. I used to be able to do that. All right. Nick Hexum is here from 311. We're going to hear something from 311. We'll also speak to Sean with his amazing popping penis after this. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. We don't need the facts. Nick Hexum is here from 311. Soundsystem's the name of the CD. We're going to hear something off of that CD. I think we'll hear something called the Flowing, but I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna speak to Sean first, and then we'll hear some 311. Sean, you're 21? Your penis popped, huh?
24:43🔗
Drew
Well, that's a normal thing. There's a ligament there that can pop, that can crack just like a knuckle.
25:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, I can miss. I mean, the same thing. But here's the deal. Well, let's say my feet are... You got to go down like that and it'll pop eventually. You got to have a good erection. You got to have a good one. You know what I mean?
25:15🔗
Adam
Well, no. Here's... No, here's... Well, the balls know who's been naughty and who's been nice, as the song goes. Here's how it works. I used to be able to do this. I can't do it anymore. I think it has sort of combined with me losing the will to live, but I'm not sure if it has anything to do with it or not. But if you fall asleep all night with an erection, and you're young and you have that erection going all night, and you wake up the next morning, that is prime poppin hour. You push it down, and it'll pop. Lift it up, go right to left, nothing. But down, and it'll get to the point where it's starting to hurt a little, and then you push it just another quarter inch, crack.
26:13🔗
Caller
Thank you. Anyways, I just wanted to say, first of all, my first question, I have two questions, if that's okay, please.
26:21🔗
Caller
Okay. First question is, Flowing, what's that about? And the other question is, well, it's not really a question, just a comment. We want to see you in the Palladium on Monday. You guys are great. And I just wanted to let you know, like, when you were leaving and people were mobbing you, we thought that was wrong. We were the people screaming, leave them alone. So just thought I would let you know that too. So again, I'll go back to my first question, Flowing, I wanted to know what that video was about, or about that song, actually. I don't really care about the video, but the song.
26:47🔗
311
The video and the topic of the lyrics don't really connect. Exactly. It was more the video is the, is Marco Siega, the video director's interpretation. And the song, cause the video is about, like, what's that, when you fall asleep all over the place, just for no reason. Yes, thank you. I just had a blank there. But anyway, the song is about insomnia, which, you know, is something that I was going through at the time of writing that, where I would, I would get to sleep at, like, fairly early. I'm more of, like, a morning person. I would get to sleep at, like, 11 at night, and then I would wake up at 3, and that was it. And so it was just kind of about the feeling of, of, you know, trying to get back to sleep and feeling pretty alone when you're, when you're going through that. And so I would just kind of get up and go to the studio at 3 in the morning and make music. And it's, you know, there was other things going on in my life at that time that were kind of probably contributing to my, what I call my mind spins, when I just cannot, you know, relax. And so it hasn't been a problem lately, but that's what it's about.
27:58🔗
Oh, cool. Thank you.
27:59🔗
311
And thanks for, you know, trying to get them to leave me alone. I was back in that parking lot at the Palladium. It was, it was hell. It was like, it was, it was like, people were screaming at me from every direction.
28:16🔗
Adam
You don't want to run them over. But that's in the first, that's in the first five minutes. After that, you get over it pretty quick. I told you we were in Santa Barbara doing something a few months ago. Well, we did our lecture in Santa Barbara. And after that, me and Jimmy went to some like frat party in a van and we got mobbed in some street. And it was just a bunch of drunk frat guys and people. And it's just sort of mob mentality, which is half the people didn't even know who we were, didn't care. But since everyone else did, they just piled on and they were like rocking the van and banging on the window. And for the first like five minutes, I was telling the driver, oh, easy, easy, because it's a sort of a watch for toes. There's a lot of human beings in front of the van. But about five minutes in, I was like, hey, punch it. Take out some of these pukes. Hey, we got to teach them a lesson. This is Darwinism, by the way. If you're going to stand in front of a 4,000-pound van and bang on the windshield and try to antagonize the guy who's high and has his foot on the accelerator and you get taken out, that's all right with me. You don't need to see what your kids are going to turn out to be. All right, so this is 311, and this is the song we're talking about, Flowing.
32:40🔗
Adam
That is 311, that is off of SoundSystem. Nick Hexum is our guest tonight. Had an interesting conversation today, Drew. You know how I hate publicists? Oh, yeah. Daniel and Jimmy decided we needed a publicist for The Man Show, and I hate the publicists, but I understand they do things, and the reason I understand they do things is it's year number four that I have not been asked to do the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach, even though every year we have their drivers in here, and every year I tell the Grand Prix people I want to drive one of those goddamn Toyotas, and every year they never call me.
33:23🔗
Adam
Forget about doing a Killborn show or something. I want to get in some kind of celebrity softball game. I want to destroy a Celica. So we're talking to the guy back and forth. I don't want to mention his name. He's a decent guy.
33:39🔗
Adam
I may have. I don't know. I've bad mouthed all publicists. So there's two things. So I said, well, how much is it? He said, I'll do the both of you. One person is like 2,500 a month and both people, it's like three grand a month. And I said, I said, OK, but you do realize that for three grand a month, we could both be driving fully insured Lamborghini Countach's every day and gas and insurance, the whole thing. I mean, the choice is do the Killborn show once every three months or drive a fully loaded Countach paid for. You know what I mean? And probably have a few bucks left over at the end of the three grand. So I told him that and he laughed and said it was still $3,000. And here's what I said to him, though. And this is the logic. And I'd like I'd like all publicist to listen to me on this one. Here's I have two TV shows and a radio show and Jimmy's doing fine and all that kind of stuff. We don't need a publicist. What we need you to do is stop representing other people. Because if the playing field is leveled, we're in. I'm doing that goddamn Toyota Grand Prix every year over Anthony Michael Hall. If neither one of us has a publicist. You see what I'm saying? So here's what I'd like publicist to do. Stop representing everyone. That's the thing. I now have to have a publicist because a-holes have publicist. And I have to get one just to break even.
35:16🔗
Adam
I mean, seriously, I don't want to reach down and blow myself here, but I got a couple of TV shows and a radio show. No, I got-
35:26🔗
Adam
I have a lot more going on career-wise right now than a lot of the people who would be at the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach. Maybe even most of them. Not all of them. But if you took the 20 of them, I might be ahead of 10 of them. Maybe more.
35:42🔗
Adam
I ain't doing it. And the reason I ain't doing it is because I don't have a publicist. And now I have to get one because everyone else has one so I can break even. Yes. What a scam, by the way.
35:53🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, think about it. Think about the TV shows, the interviews, the whole thing. If everything was just equal, everything was level. You ever wonder why you start- you see certain people over and over and over again, people you don't care about that much. Yasmeen Bleefe is everywhere, and she's on the world's crampiest dog of a show. You ever see that show she's on with Cheech and Don Johnson? My God, that thing's like- it's really just a crap-filled zeppelin. That show going into a mountainside. Really is. Nash Bridges. You know what I mean? You see that show? It's ridiculous. All right. All right. All right. I'm done.
36:35🔗
Adam
I'm sure. They're all very talented. This show is a ridiculous show. He's an undercover cop. He drives a Canary Yellow 71 Barracuda around town, burning rubber everywhere, and he wears like a loud plaid Doc Severinsen-type sport coat. It's a ridiculous show. The point is, why do I have to spend three grand a month on a publicist now? Because everyone else has one. If you pussies would all drop your publicist and be man about this, let the shows who want you take you. Let the magazines that want to speak to you talk to you. Let the events like the Toyota Grand Prix or celebrity baseball games, let them contact you if they want you, pussies.
37:22🔗
Drew
Got that kids. What a racket. Jesus Christ. I'm very interested in this stuff, Adam. Joe. What's going on?
37:31🔗
Yeah, I just I want to know how you guys feel about going on tour with Incubus again?
37:37🔗
311
Incubus is a really exciting group right now, and it's just like blow me away with their record and their live shows. I mean, really, I just think that they're really original and innovative, and Brandon's a really great singer, and we're really excited about it. They're good guys. I was hanging out with them last night, and I'm looking forward to that, no question.
38:06🔗
Adam
Oh, we are? Yeah. Let me say hi to June. What are you worried about, Drew? Don't worry. I'll do the driving here. June, you're 22.
38:13🔗
Caller
Yes, I am. I just wanted to say, first of all, you guys are a riot. You crack me up, and both of you are sexy.
38:31🔗
Caller
I was actually wondering, ever since I was a little girl, I had this fear of being molested. It's not so much anymore, but when I was a little girl, I had this fear.
38:49🔗
Adam
All right. Drew, let's make some popcorn. Yeah. Yeah. It's always good radio. Nick is here at 3 of 11. I'm going. We'll be back after this.
39:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Nick Hexum is here from 311 and I. Drew, seriously, can we go online somehow?
40:19🔗
Yes.
40:23🔗
Drew
Huh? I tried it a couple of times and it didn't, but it might when you crash the plane. I always afraid of him if he does something weird to it.
40:30🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know what I love about the plane? Your cell phone will crash the plane. Their cell phone, which costs 19 bucks a minute, is perfectly fine. No problems there. I'd be curious to do the math on that one. All right, June, what's up, sweetie?
40:58🔗
Drew
See, I suspect one of your parents was obsessed about this or anxious about it, and you picked it up.
41:09🔗
Drew
I would bet mom had some brushes, some near-misses, and then freaked out about it. Is that true?
41:32🔗
Adam
Listen, I don't know if I have been reincarnated. I don't know if my uncle put his thumb up my ass when I was six months old. I don't know any of that stuff. And you know what? Because I don't know it, don't care. It's not making a difference.
41:47🔗
Adam
Yeah. Now, if I saw my uncle and started crying uncontrollably, then I might think, all right.
42:25🔗
Caller
Well, I got myself in a predicament that's way over my head now. I got into, I'm sleeping with a friend of mine. When we began this, I told him that I didn't want to get emotionally involved and there was no strings attached because I was dating my ideal guy.
42:54🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, it didn't begin that way. What my friend was for was to help me explore my sexuality because I had a fear of intimacy.
43:11🔗
Adam
I'm going to start, we'll start the exploration process by you blowing me. You don't mind if I crack a beard, helps me think.
43:22🔗
Adam
It's only been 20 minutes. I don't think you've quite discovered your sexuality yet. Get back down there. That's nice. I love guys. Who says chivalry is dead, by the way? You hear fine examples like this, young man willing to take time out of his busy day to help you explore your sexuality.
43:41🔗
Adam
Oh, Jesus Christ. We got two things of popcorn coming in. Okay. Nobody touches until the commercial. Come on.
44:12🔗
Adam
Okay. Well, let's move on. I just feel like it's going to be a real long night with T. I really do. I feel bad. One more time. T?
44:36🔗
Adam
And nobody's hit you or cursed at you or molested you or raped you or did anything like that to you?
44:58🔗
Adam
Who? No, no, no. I'm done. I'm done. Sorry, Tee. Tee, don't call the goddamn show if you don't want to talk. I'm not going to squeeze you like an effing bar rag to try to get information out of you. I'm sorry for what's happened to you. I'm sorry what's happened to all of you. But the show is about me. No, the show is about me trying to get a publicist. No, you have to call the show. And if we ask you if you're molested and you don't come forth with it, and then you tell us a whole bunch of ass that makes us think you were molested. So we ask you again and then you begrudgingly admit it. And then you say somebody molested you and I say who and you say someone in the family. So I have to then guess again, I'm not going to play along with that passive aggressive BS. Go ahead.
45:41🔗
Adam
You're having difficulty in your intimacy? Good. Rotten intimacy hell. Don't bother me anymore.
46:10🔗
Caller
A couple of days ago, I did some crank, and I don't know, I was having sex with a girl, and I thought my penis grew bigger. I don't know. It might have been just in my head.
46:36🔗
Adam
Don't make me give my speech about stupid people shouldn't do drugs because they're already dumb, and it makes them even dumber. That's an embarrassing speech. Don't do any more drugs, you idiot.
46:51🔗
Adam
No, I'm done with that. That's the next caller. Hey, Mike? Mike, listen to me. If you stop doing drugs right now, started doing push-ups and eating nothing but the stream water, bananas, and herbs, you'd still have a hard time getting a job when you're 18. Do you understand? As it is, it's going to be impossible. You're going from difficult to impossible.
47:16🔗
Adam
You might as well just cut your arms off. Now stop effing with your brain, you numbskull. You understand me? You're going from dumb to retard. Oh man. Listen, I've said it a million times, I'll say it again. If you're a genius and you want to smoke some weed and do some X or whatever the hell you want to do, go ahead and do it. I don't care if your IQ goes from 165 down to 125. You're still smarter than most people that call this show. But if your IQ is starting out at 86, and you think you're going to knock it down to 55, you're going from barely able to get a job to flat out Meals on Wheels candidate. And that's what our listeners do, and they don't know it. It's like, I hate to say it, but it's like, hey buddy, you're stupid anyway. Now you're going to Tardland. No one will say that. Nobody else will say that. But it's the goddamn truth. It really is. If you're a smart guy and you want to smoke a little weed or do a little acid, God bless you. I don't care if you go from super genius down to genius. Mad scientist, they are the super genius.
48:30🔗
Adam
They'll never talk about, it's always, no one do drugs, no one do drugs, no one do drugs. Hey, if you're a genius and you want to smoke a little pot, fine. Hey, if you're average intelligence, you want to smoke a little pot and do a little acts, whatever, fine. But if you're below average, I mean, if you're one of the guys from Deliverance and you want to get stoned all the time, you're not going to be able to get a job.
48:52🔗
Drew
Probably it's not all about cognition, it's also about affect, mood, and emotional lives.
49:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Nick Hexum's our guest tonight from 311. Sound Systems, the name of the CD. I'm all fired up tonight, I don't know what the hell's going on. It was 8.30 tonight, I was sitting at the man show, I was gonna vomit and then go to bed, that was my plan. I just wanted to go to bed, I was, I had my headache, I was tired, I was whipped from the week. I got home, I beat the crap out of that heavy bag and I came in here all fired up.
50:21🔗
Can we do the 10 second thing?
50:22🔗
Adam
Oh yeah, we gotta do that thing. See, I'm so fired up, I missed that thing. Alright, we're gonna take a quick 10 second timeout, we'll be back with more of the Fabulous program in just 10 seconds.
50:47🔗
Adam
All right. Now we're back. I'm still fired up. You guys are lucky. I got a mouthful of popcorn. I can't yell. Drew, you can find me on that Toyota Grand Prix. Would you? We just got the computer out. Sharon?
51:02🔗
Caller
About two months ago, my boyfriend mentioned that he wanted anal sex. And I sort of noticed that that's what he'd wanted by how he was acting in bed. And as soon as he mentioned it, I told him no. And I can't get it out of my mind.
51:26🔗
Caller
The idea of him doing that. And while we're involved, I... That's all I can think of, really.
51:42🔗
Caller
No, I don't think he's... I was waiting for him to bring it up again, and he did, and I knew that he would, and he hasn't brought it up since that point.
52:01🔗
Caller
Because it's something that he wants to explore, and it's just something that I don't want to do.
52:07🔗
Adam
Him exploring Judaism or Christianity is one thing, but him exploring your anus is a different situation because it's attached to you. It's right next to your ass.
52:19🔗
Caller
But I plan to be with him for a long time, and he's going to be wanting to explore it, you know?
52:32🔗
Caller
It's not something that he's going to get over, I imagine. He's always going to want to explore it.
52:46🔗
Caller
I made it clear that I didn't want for him, so he dropped it, but that doesn't mean that it's off of his mind.
52:52🔗
Adam
Well, I'm guessing he sodomizes the neighbor's kid because he's got to check it off the list. I mean, once a penis gets a taste of anus, that's it.
53:01🔗
Caller
Okay. You know, if that's what I'm going to believe, then maybe he should be gone. Is that what you're telling me?
53:30🔗
Adam
All right, Sharon. Come on. What happened to you? You're 22. Why are you so naïve or screwed up or obsessed or whatever it is? You love the guy? Yes. All right, well, then relax. He brought it up. You said no. He had enough respect not to leave you alone.
53:45🔗
Drew
What if you brought some other thing up you don't want to do? That's perfectly within your reasonable rights not to do things you don't want to do and then not to feel guilty about it afterwards.
53:54🔗
Adam
Here's a concept, too. Oftentimes people do not want to do things to their partners that their partners don't want to do, but they don't know that. None of our listeners are callers. But what I'm saying is, is if I said to a girl, hey, I'd really like to do this to you, and she said, oh boy, that would be really uncomfortable. I really wouldn't want to do that. Then I would stop wanting to do it to her. Because sexually I don't want to do something to someone that's going to bring them down or make them uncomfortable. And the fact that they didn't like it, I wouldn't do it. I mean, just think about oral sex for a second. If I thought for a second a girl didn't like it, I wouldn't get near that thing. You kidding me?
54:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, I mean, are you kidding? But if you find out they like it, you're down for the long haul. At least at the beginning of the relationship. You know what I'm saying? Of course, it's all based on where they like it. So maybe this guy asked her and she said no. And he thought, well, she doesn't like it. So he moved on. Wow, that is weird. All right, Drew, Drew, what happened to your wondrous antenna?
55:08🔗
Caller
What's up? Well, ever since the last time I've had sex, since then I can start kissing with a boy, but I can't get past that point. Like I feel uncomfortable once I get, when it starts to go past that.
55:26🔗
Caller
I'm not sure if it's like, I just feel that that's what's automatically going to happen or.
55:31🔗
Drew
Why did it happen in the first place if you weren't into that? Why did it happen in the first place if you weren't into that?
55:37🔗
Caller
Well, the first time it was just like, it was totally spontaneous. It was an Australian pro tennis player. It was kind of like, hey.
55:51🔗
Adam
I lost it to an Australian pro tennis player first time around too. Wow. That sounds pretty good. Was he wearing his sweatband on his head when he did you? No. But he must have been an attractive guy.
56:18🔗
Adam
Nice. You see what that life is? What a life. You tagged along with those little socks with the little puffy balls on the back of it.
56:40🔗
Adam
You know what's sort of lame about those things? You notice all the guys and women sort of dressed like tennis players at the tennis match?
56:50🔗
Adam
They're wearing those like fela shorts, they had tennis balls stuffed in them, they're wearing K-Swiss shoes, they're wearing $100 tennis shirts. I mean, they act like someone's going to point at them and call them down to play. You're in. I twisted an ankle. Get in here. It's really weird. I mean, it's sort of lame because it's not that sort of that hoodlum Oakland Raiders crowd is up there wearing the Blitnikov jerseys. These are like rich white guys who would look really stupid in $300 sweaters, but they wear tennis outfits to the tennis game.
57:25🔗
But it's not just that. They wear it like wherever they go. They wear those clothes.
57:29🔗
Go shopping.
57:31🔗
Adam
That whole part of life where you go, hey, I'm into this and everybody's going to know it now because I'm going to dress like I'm on the circuit. It's a weird thing to me.
58:02🔗
Caller
Do you think this is going to be like a stage, like a phase I'm going to get out of it or is it something that I need to get over?
58:06🔗
Drew
Well, look, it was not a great experience you had with this guy and it's something that you're trying to avoid now and do more thoughtfully and it's appropriate.
58:13🔗
311
But you'll find a guy that gets you all hot and bothered and you want to do it with eventually.
58:22🔗
Caller
I went to the gynecologist recently and he told me that my uterus tips to the back and Dr. Drew, I just wanted to know, is there going to be any health risks for me during pregnancy or?
58:45🔗
311
Did the gynecologist refer you to Dr. Drew, not answer this question for you? You've got this condition, but I'm not telling you what it's going to do.
58:53🔗
Adam
I may be a certified gynecologist who's currently looking up your vagina, but I suggest you call a nameless, faceless radio show late night and see if you can get some answers over someone who's eating popcorn and has his head buried in his mini computer and is not really listening to your question. Okay, that'll be $182.
59:16🔗
Caller
It's a man. I really wasn't comfortable with him. It was the first time I had a visit with him. He was really awkward and short and quick with me. I just-
59:26🔗
Adam
Well, that's just breeding if you really think about it. I mean, short gynecologist. You know what I mean?
59:32🔗
Oh, okay.
59:32🔗
Adam
You wouldn't want some guy who's 6'8. He'd throw his back out trying to get down to the vagina.
59:37🔗
Yeah, I would think so.
59:55🔗
Adam
Let me say something about this crappy computer world we're living in. I don't know how to use one. I never use one. I can't stand these things. I complain about them constantly. Everyone tells me this is the greatest invention ever. It's going to change your life. Once a year, I ask somebody to open a computer and find something, and then there's trouble. It blows up. They can't find what they're looking for. It seemed like the world's easiest task. Just find the lineup for the 2000 Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach Celebrity Race. But that's too tall an order for Drew.
1:00:39🔗
I start to throw up.
1:00:54🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. I'm putting you on hold because of your inability to answer a very straight question. With yourself? With someone or by yourself?
1:01:15🔗
Adam
I know I say it every week. I challenge any radio show, local or national. I'll put the stupidity of my callers up against yours any day and I'll win hands down. Hands down. That's one thing I'm confident in them about. We'll crush any competitor when it comes to stupidity. We should have the stupidity challenge. Alan?
1:01:50🔗
Caller
All right. Adam, I just want to say the Man Show, we started up our own club at school and they shut it down after about three meetings.
1:02:16🔗
Caller
My question, Dr. Drew, is my sister is right across, her room is right next to mine, and she makes like moans during the night. I mean, I don't know. I'm not sure what it is. My parents' room is downstairs, so they never hear it, but I'm not sure what to do about it because it wakes me up during the night.
1:02:42🔗
Adam
Well, what I mean is, is there somebody on top of her or is she just sleeping and groaning?
1:02:53🔗
Drew
Like bang on the door, bang on the wall when she, you know, put her on notice that you hear it, that's all.
1:03:15🔗
Drew
Just let her know that you hear it and that's that. She'll stop. If she's aware of it or awake or can stop it.
1:03:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, it'll train her. People can be trained. They hate it. Like when they snore and you wake them up every time they start snoring, they'll stop eventually. Or they'll stop like immediately like when you push them. It's good to throw stuff at people. You know what I miss most about being a kid or a teenager? It's like really torturing people that are asleep, you know, like where you go take a magic marker, draw a mustache and a penis on their forehead. I know.
1:03:59🔗
Adam
You can like catch your second win. I miss effing around with my friends. Well, see, here's what it was. First, it was them asleep. You know, this is like 9, 10, 11, you know, teenage years. And then later on, it became them passed out, which is a little bit different. It was like they drank too much and hit their head on something. And that's when the duct taping and the real serious abuse came in. That was great fun. And now there's nothing to do. If someone falls asleep, you just leave them there. I don't like that. I got to work. You said like dump water on their crotch and torture them. It was great.
1:04:45🔗
Adam
All right. Well, look that up. Well, let's hear something from 311. This is, you queued up there Anderson? This one's called Large in the Margin. Yep.
1:08:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. Not had a good one either, but... Oh! No, I'm just kidding. No, I really haven't. I haven't heard every 311 song. There may be a stinker out there, but they all sound good to me. There's a certain sort of general component that they all have that makes them all good. And you don't have to hear them over and over again to like them either. Some bands and some artists, it's the 150th time I hear the song that I realize I liked it. It's usually if I hear it the first five times, I don't hate it, then it means I'm going to love it. At some point, I don't know if that's the same for everybody or if that's different or does everyone have that? Like you hear a song and you just don't like it as much as the 10th time you've heard it. I don't mean sitting down and hearing it 10 times a row, but if it's on the radio and you hear it over the course of a couple of months or something like that.
1:09:27🔗
Adam
Taboo II theme song. This one I knew I was in love with the first time I heard it, except for Mike Johnson was out and I was having at myself. So it wasn't quite fair.
1:09:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's a hot song. You guys think you might want to cover the Taboo II theme song?
1:09:55🔗
Yeah.
1:10:14🔗
Caller
It was a few years ago and then I lost track of your show for a while, but now I'm back.
1:10:25🔗
Caller
I just have to listen every night. I have to watch The Man Show. I watch it twice a week.
1:11:07🔗
Adam
I don't know what that is. Good-looking chicks don't get bothered with that nonsense. They just wear those skirts. Maybe it's the long-flowing stuff. Yeah. It's more flattering. Yeah. If the religion relied more on cycling shorts and spandex, I don't think there would be as many husky chicks attracted to it.
1:11:26🔗
Caller
I have a question for Dr. Drew. I was on Klonopin, and they took me off of it because of its addictive properties.
1:11:41🔗
Yeah.
1:11:55🔗
Drew
Ambien is, you can't, I've yet to see somebody maintain sobriety on Ambien or Klonopin. Eventually.
1:12:39🔗
Caller
Yeah, because I'm bipolar, and when I have my manic episodes, sometimes I need help sleeping.
1:12:46🔗
Drew
Well, again, sometimes it's worth taking risk with these medications if it's important another illness be treated. And indeed, if your mania is out of control, that has to be treated, and they may need for a short period of time to use some benzodiazepine. But it's treacherous.
1:13:20🔗
Adam
It's that alcoholic gene. Hey, have you seen Daniel's package lately, Drew? His package? Oh, he is huge. He wears these really tight genes every day to work, and the chicks go nuts.
1:13:56🔗
Caller
He actually had to search a little bit, but it was under the pro-celebrity section of this Long Beach website.
1:14:04🔗
Caller
And then you go to the news release page, and then the news release, they had the list of the celebrities who were competing.
1:14:29🔗
Adam
He's going to have his car being followed by a patrolman. All right, these are all big stars.
1:14:51🔗
Adam
I didn't know who she was. No offense, Nick. Not you, Nick. Not you, buddy. You're golden. You shouldn't be here. Leave. Leave now. Run.
1:15:02🔗
Adam
No, no, no. We get a lot of big bands. It's the actors and actresses where we go bottom shelf with.
1:15:28🔗
Adam
He, of course, we know from Sandy Beach and Aaron Spelling production that was canceled 10 years ago or something like that.
1:15:49🔗
Adam
Hold on. One more reason I hate my dad. Let me write that down. Reason, reason 2522. Did not get me into the Time Show, the Grand Prix of Long Beach.
1:16:02🔗
Adam
Oh, the snowboard. Yeah. He's been on this show too. He's not a big celebrity. Well, hold on, Daniel. Do you have any more?
1:16:24🔗
Adam
Well, it's worth hearing. Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-F-E-1-9-1.
1:17:10🔗
Adam
You did nothing for me. I had to have my second backup male lover, Daniel Kellison from The Man Shall Call In and bail us out of that one. Nick Hexum is here from 311. Sound Systems, the name of the CD, and we'll hop back on the phones and speak to Valerie. Valerie?
1:17:32🔗
Caller
Well, my boyfriend, he does weights, and I want to know if it would affect him anyway in his penis.
1:17:59🔗
Adam
No? Okay. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that. All right, Valerie, don't worry. His penis is not going to shrink because he's exercising. He's full.
1:18:27🔗
No.
1:18:28🔗
All right.
1:18:46🔗
Adam
You won't. Not you won't. You're going to gain the ounce of liquid that is shot into you, and that's it.
1:18:52🔗
Adam
Yes. You'll gain a ton of weight. You understand? Yeah. That depo will make your penis shrink, though. I do want to warn you about that. All right, there. She's an easy audience. Josh. Yeah. You're 18. What's going on?
1:19:11🔗
Caller
And everything seems to be fine for me. Like, we were each other's first, but it seems to be fine with me.
1:19:28🔗
Caller
Yeah. She is really, really nervous. I just told her that it's got to be technique or something.
1:19:39🔗
Caller
About not being an orgasm. She thinks that something's wrong with her. I mean, I don't know what to do or tell her about that.
1:19:54🔗
Caller
I mean, we've done, she says she starts to feel like pleasure. Yeah. Just like little hits of it here and there. Sure. But never enough to orgasm.
1:20:14🔗
Adam
I've never, it seems easy. You know what it seems like? Only through oral sex can these women have orgasm.
1:20:24🔗
Adam
I swear to Christ, I don't think I've ever given a woman an orgasm through intercourse. I've nailed it.
1:20:35🔗
Drew
That's what's interesting. The ones that do have orgasm during sex, don't really like oral sex so much and are bewildered by women that need oral sex.
1:20:44🔗
Adam
I got to get one of them. Boy, do I got to get that one. I've only met women who have them via oral sex. Now, they enjoy the intercourse and they get close. You can tell they like it. But to finish them off, you got to go down the basement and stoke the furnace.
1:21:06🔗
Adam
Loading coal, brother. It's a bitch for me because of my deviated septum. I can't breathe down there. Getting all that cotton mouth and whatnot. But I just get down there and start licking away. I wouldn't assume they're gonna have it. It seems like they can. I wish someone would have told me this when I was younger, but they can't. It's like, you know, when you're a kid and you go to a vending machine, you see the Snickers bars and all the potato chips and everything and they're just out of your reach and you think, I'll just slide my arm up this big slot in the bottom, I'll reach up and I'll grab one of these things. And it seems so easy and there it is. And you see your hand going up, you can see your hand, you can wave it yourself through the glass, but you just can't quite get to that Snickers bar. That's what it is. I'm saying forget about trying to get it. Just go get some change from the Oriental guy who's got the liquor store across the street.
1:22:10🔗
Oh, hi Nick.
1:22:26🔗
Adam
What is that? That's a good answer, huh? I didn't know what rock was until I was 30. Drew, how about you?
1:22:37🔗
Caller
I've known this guy for three years now, and we've been really good friends. We've gotten really close and stuff. And I've been going out with him for almost three weeks now. And I was talking to his mom earlier today, and I found out he has a kid in Florida that he never told me about.
1:22:52🔗
Caller
He's 22. I haven't approached him yet. I haven't talked to him since. And I don't know if I should confront him or...
1:23:08🔗
Caller
Well, we have been... I thought we have been really good friends, and I have told him, like, everything, and we just talk a lot.
1:23:31🔗
Adam
People give answers like, it's like they have Oliver Norr's goddamn attorney next to them. Who molested you? A family member. Which family member?
1:23:43🔗
Adam
Was not my father or my mother. You know, it's like, just, we've been talking for three, have you ever given that answer? I mean, if someone said to you, like, how long have you been with your girlfriend?
1:24:03🔗
Adam
Like, it serves to confuse people. It's like, oh, did you guys work together for five years before you got it on, or what's going on here? When did you get an answer? Oh, I hate, I hate everyone, except for you guys. Theresa? Theresa?
1:24:21🔗
Caller
Well, it was three years ago that I met him, and we worked together, and then, like, probably six months after that, we started hanging out.
1:24:31🔗
Adam
Three years ago is when you met, and six months after that, that's started hanging out. So now we're back, we're down to about two and a half years. You want to keep going? Keep going, goofball.
1:24:56🔗
Adam
Yeah, I would get that. I don't know why, and I want to apologize. I really do, Teresa, because when someone says we've been talking for three years, I should know that that translates into we've been dating for three weeks. Jesus Christ, I swear to Christ, if anyone wants to challenge my listeners, bring them on. Bring on your stupidest. Teresa, I'll put you clean up. You'll be batting number four in the retard line up.
1:25:58🔗
Drew
Why don't you ask him about it? I, this whole, have I ever used the word confront? I mean, our listeners also want to confront everybody about everything.
1:26:06🔗
311
You could just kind of hedge the topic by saying, how do you feel about kids? You know, and then if he doesn't mention it, he's already got one, then it's going to be pretty obvious. He's a bad character.
1:26:16🔗
Adam
Well, I think we're living in a day and age of like Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones, where everything has to be a goddamn bum rush. You know, it's like you have to confront everyone head on about everything. Yeah, just go ahead and start weaving, weave something into a conversation. Use some tact. Be subtle. See what he says. But, I don't know, if I started dating a girl and I liked her and we were only three weeks into it, I'm not sure I would say anything just yet. And especially if I liked her, I'd be worried I might scare her off. On the other hand, they've been talking for three years. I wonder why he's never brought up the fact that he has a child if they've been friends.
1:27:01🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Nick Hexum's here from 311. And when we come back, we'll speak to Melissa. Who gets extremely wet during sex, which is just like my partner Drew, after this.
1:27:50🔗
Adam
And yeah, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Nick Hexum's our guest tonight. From 311, Sound System is the name of the CD, it's out. You should go get it if you haven't already, but I'll assume by the callers that most of our listeners have it. And I gotta tell you, I know it sounds like I'm just kissing more band ass here, but we have a lot of bands on the show, and we usually get too many calls for them. I usually feel bad for them. We'll have bands on the show that are decent size bands, sold a few records, and we'll sit here for two hours to get one call. Now part of it is, I'm sure the screener tells them to get lost because it's mostly about relationships and venereal disease and whatnot. But there have been quite a few calls.
1:28:38🔗
311
It's really cool. A lot of fans have called for you, and so far tonight no one has called for Dr. Drew, so I have to tell this story. I was having dinner with a friend tonight, and she was like, I love Dr. Drew. I have some questions I'd like to ask him, and I was like, what, will you marry me? She was like, exactly.
1:28:58🔗
Adam
They love Dr. Drew, the ladies do. Not his wife, but the ladies. They love him. I mean, I think your wife did love you at some point.
1:29:20🔗
Caller
But sometimes I get too wet where I really can't feel anything. I'm just curious if there's anything that can be done. I mean, yeah, if I can do anything about it.
1:29:30🔗
Adam
Well, it's a little rough on the guy, too, because you do need a certain degree of friction.
1:29:53🔗
Adam
All right. Now, what do you say, Drew, what if the guy put a condom on? Do you think that would add a little more friction?
1:30:37🔗
Adam
I'm going to give you a tip because I did have this problem once with a girlfriend about seven or eight years ago. I used to spread kitty litter on a vagina. I really like it. It really worked. It really worked. Like when a transmission leaks and big puddle in the driveway, throw some kitty litter on there, sweep it up, it really absorbs the whole thing. I'm not talking about a whole sack of kitty litter, but just take a funnel and work a little in there.
1:31:10🔗
Adam
Yeah. Now be careful if you fall asleep, because cats are a condition of that smell. And yeah, it's very embarrassing. Very embarrassing. Maria? Yes. You're 20. Right. What's up? Jesus, you've been on home for 95 minutes?
1:31:36🔗
Caller
And you're welcome. And what's been going on is I was on Depo for about a year. And then I went off and about six months later or something, I finally started getting my period back. And after that, I started getting really red and dry and itchy on my lips, you know, the labia. And I went to the gynecologist and she said that everything was fine. She checked me out, told me to use vinegar for a while, and then come back again if it was bothering me. And I did. And she said it still looked okay. There was no problem when I came back in for a pap smear to, you know, tell them about it. And I'm going in in a month, but it's still coming. And I'm wondering if there's something more that I need to tell them about to have them look into.
1:32:46🔗
Adam
Candace throws up right before orgasm. Yeah, we did talk to her. Oh, but I think I yelled at her.
1:32:54🔗
Adam
And now she's been on a hole for 70 minutes. You see, you screwballs, you F around with me and this is what you get. Don't make me be evil again, Candace.
1:33:07🔗
Adam
I really do. And let me explain something else to you screwballs. You think I feel bad about this? I go home and sleep like a baby. I laugh all the way home. I light a cigar with a $20 bill, have a shot of cognac and then laugh like a madman before I get in bed. I never think about any of you.
1:33:36🔗
Caller
Well, when I'm on the verge of an orgasm during sex with a partner, I start to throw up.
1:34:29🔗
Adam
Now listen, I don't want to get in a big argument with you, but just be truthful with me or be truthful with yourself. Do you not like guys that much? I mean, you like them, but you know what I mean? There's a part of you that feels a little hostile toward them?
1:35:09🔗
Adam
I'm trying to figure out why you throw up when you have sex. It's not, I don't think it's, you're allergic to penis, I think it's a reaction that you're having, an emotional reaction. Yeah. Could there be, you have any explanation for that?
1:36:17🔗
Adam
I don't know what's up with her either. But man, it feels like something. Feels like something. All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back. All right, for the guy who faxed me, it was Giant Robot was the name of that robot, or Gigantor, depending on which one you're talking about.
1:37:24🔗
Adam
311, everyone, the world's greatest band. Go out and buy every CD they made, and even some that they haven't. Soundsystem's the name of the latest, and again, if you already haven't, get a second one. I want to thank producer Anne for doing a great job all week, and I want to welcome her back to the Loveline family. It's good to see her smiling face. I also want to thank Danielle for doing a great job, and of course Anderson for doing a great job on the boards.
1:37:52🔗
Adam
That's right, that's right. The package, Daniel Kalleson. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.