0:01🔗
Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion advised. Now, here's Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.
0:34🔗
Adam
No, Luke Perry's going to stab someone. They're going to work at it. How's Luke doing? I mean, I know he was like he was getting into drugs, and he had a gun. He's had a lot of stuff go. Luke Perry made it for like the first eight years. All he did was get laid and drive a sports car, and then all of a sudden he's a drug addict, he's shooting people, his parents are being killed. I mean, everything's going on in his life.
0:57🔗
He's got big, big drama. But people like him more, Dylan, when he's tortured and on drugs. That's the general consensus. He's also that warm, troubled, brooding guy.
1:14🔗
True.
1:14🔗
Adam
I think that's safe to say. And so when one of the guys gets into trouble, has a little trouble with drugs, has a little tragedy, they have those things where he's sitting alone, looking at a bottle, spinning the revolver, the cartridge on a revolver, you know.
1:30🔗
Right.
1:32🔗
Right.
1:32🔗
Adam
You know what I mean? Because he becomes, I can save you, Luke. I mean, what the hell is it?
1:37🔗
Dylan, Dylan.
1:42🔗
Yes.
1:47🔗
Caller
Well, I just started high school last week, and I guess I've kind of fallen for this one girl. And another one happens to, I guess, have the hots for me, and she's been offering me sexual options, you know, like I'll have sex with you, all that stuff, stuff like that.
2:22🔗
Caller
Well, I'm not sure if I know I should, you know, follow, I guess, my heart or go for the other one because I guess high school is supposed to be the time when you do it all for the nookie, you know.
2:36🔗
I would definitely say follow your heart.
2:38🔗
Drew
You're going to be in trouble with somebody that's, you may not understand yet quite what kind of trouble, but somebody that's coming on to you like that, a 14-year-old is a troubled person.
2:47🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's weird when you're young, everything just seems good. It's like, hey, there's this 15-year-old chick. She wants to give me oral sex. She's offered it to me. This is going to be great.
2:57🔗
Adam
And when you realize, you get a little bit older, you realize she probably has some problems.
3:01🔗
Drew
Wait a minute. I want to remind, I would like to remind you, Adam, that until about two years ago, about maybe two years into your stint here on this show, yes, you had a similar mindset.
3:16🔗
Adam
Oh, shut up. I never did say that. Now, don't point that pin at me. I did not say that. I always understood that meant something. But Scott doesn't know. He's going to do it anyway, and he may never get laid again. That was my only thing. But it's weird. Like, yeah, you have some neighbor guys, like in his 40s, who has his basement decorated with a dark light, and he wants to show it to you and you're nine, and you think, wow, this guy's super cool. You don't realize until you get older. The thing is, when you're young, you think adults are geniuses. Listen to this show, everybody.
4:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, you show me a guy who's 35 who wants to hang out with a nine-year-old. I'm going to show you a pedophile or a mental patient or someone he shouldn't be hanging out with. Alberto?
4:09🔗
Yeah.
4:11🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, my question was, well, first of all, I'm 21 and I've been listening since you've been on, Adam.
4:30🔗
Caller
Well, anyway, my question is, I kind of look at a lot of male porn on the Internet, like on tape.
4:40🔗
Caller
But my question was, is that I don't have any inclination towards physically being with men, but it's just more of the visual on TV or like on the web. And if that's an indication of me either being gay, I like women.
5:00🔗
No, I have no idea. I'm at a loss.
5:08🔗
Just, I'm blushing.
5:13🔗
Yes, Adam. Definitely you.
5:17🔗
I don't care.
5:23🔗
Yeah, it's the truth.
5:24🔗
I'll admit it.
5:29🔗
Adam
You're going to get an Emmy this year. You want to watch gay porn means if you're not gay yet, you will be gay soon.
6:01🔗
Drew
The point is that they both situations may have as much sort of homosexual tendencies somewhere in them but may not.
6:14🔗
Come on.
6:23🔗
Adam
You change your name to Albie. That's all right. That's the only thing that could save you.
6:28🔗
Or open a hair salon.
6:29🔗
Drew
All right, Alberto. Look, it means something. It may mean that you have a gay tendency. It may not. It is.
6:43🔗
Adam
I know the Latino culture. They never want to admit when they're gay. But if you're watching gay porn, you're at least three-quarters gay.
6:56🔗
Adam
Three-quarters mo, as opposed to a half mo or homo. But Alberto, but here's what I want to say to you. Just enjoy yourself. You know what I mean? If you're gay, great. If you're not, fine.
7:10🔗
Adam
I'm saying you're enjoying the gay erotica, and then you're trying to say you're not gay because it sounds to me like you don't want to be gay. If you are gay and you don't want to be gay, it's going to be a tough life. You know what I'm saying? So, just let yourself go.
7:30🔗
Adam
Whatever it is, it's fine. Alright. Alright. Listen, I'm just trying to be realistic with the guy.
7:46🔗
Drew
No, but I can imagine, as I conceive of things like this, that that's somebody that could really actually be bisexual.
7:55🔗
Just curious, too.
8:00🔗
I mean, just curious, too, I mean, you know?
8:03🔗
Adam
Curious is sort of checking it out once and then making a weird face and running out of the room screaming. It's unnatural. That's why I got to tell you, gay porn is tough to stomach.
8:34🔗
Adam
I've stomached a lot of porn and a lot has landed on my stomach because I've watched that porn. But gay porn is tough to watch. It really is. It's rough. You ever seen a gay porn, Lindsey?
8:46🔗
No, I have not.
8:50🔗
Well, I mean, it's the female form.
8:53🔗
Oh my God.
8:55🔗
The female form, like even, you know, in art is supposed to be more beautiful, you know. Thank you.
9:02🔗
You.
9:03🔗
There you go.
9:05🔗
No.
9:11🔗
Caller
I have a friend. I met her a few months ago, and I guess she met some guy on the Internet.
9:33🔗
Right.
9:36🔗
Caller
I have a friend. She's 16, and she met some guy in New York off the Internet who is 21. And I guess he sent her a ring, and I know she's saying that she loves him and all this crap.
10:03🔗
Caller
I don't know. I had talked to her before, and she had been molested when she was like five years old.
10:16🔗
Drew
Well, there's something wrong when you consider something like this, and it's all built on an idealized fantasy that will come crashing down when reality has its way with her.
10:26🔗
Adam
I tried to talk her out of it. Yes. This is not even like... I mean, here's what I'm going to say. Hold on a second. Lindsey, you wouldn't even spin a wheel to find a potential husband or open a phone book, but you would still be safer opening the phone book and just pointing to a random name than you would be having the guy from New York who's already sent the ring over, who met her on the internet, who's flying over because he's inherently flawed just by virtue of the fact that he's flying cross country to be the 16-year-old.
10:56🔗
Caller
Well, people can hide so many things, even just face-to-face in conversation. You can't imagine what you can hide over the internet.
11:05🔗
Drew
At the olddoctordrew.com, we're trying to figure out ways to make these chats safer so this kind of crap doesn't happen.
11:28🔗
Adam
Oh, the orifice. Yeah. That would do away with all this nonsense. I really claim that if computers had some sort of orifice, a guy could ruin on the side of the computer that he would never buy that plane ticket. You know what I mean? Some sort of vacuum device on the side of the thing with like a foam rubber donut around it so he didn't hurt himself. I mean, if he could just get on to that side of that computer, first off, these conversations wouldn't go on for four and a half hours. You know, these people, they talk on the internet for four or five hours. That's because the guy hasn't had a release. If the guy had a release 10 minutes in, he'd be like, here's how it would go. Click, click, click, click. The streetlights are on and Matlock is coming on and it's at 7.45 and I'll wrap it up. I'll call you.
12:23🔗
Right, right.
12:24🔗
Adam
Guys don't even know it. It is so true. I'm going to tell you so many things about guys, not me.
12:30🔗
Adam
But guys. All right, so Jim, I don't know what you do to intervene. I imagine her folks aren't too great.
12:47🔗
Caller
Yeah, I told her, you know, if he did show up, it wouldn't work and she just, oh, yes he is. He's my body and soul and all that other crap.
12:54🔗
Oh, boy.
13:00🔗
Adam
That is Plan B, and that is also the name of one of these post-sex contraceptive devices, right?
13:09🔗
Adam
Right. I don't know what Jim can do. He's her friend, he's 18, he can just talk to her. And like I said, if she's hell-bent on having this guy come out from New York and he's hell-bent on coming out and her parents say it's OK, he can't do anything. But he should really encourage her not to get pregnant, because you know that's step number two. And that's when society starts coming undone. You know, Lindsey, you know, my old girlfriend was named Lindsey. So. Really? Yeah. I always like that name.
13:59🔗
Hey, Adam. How's it going?
14:13🔗
Caller
Yeah. And a few days ago, I got knocked out playing soccer. That was like the third time I got knocked out in my life. I was wondering, like, why does your body, like, just, like, shut down like that? I mean, I didn't know. I know what it's caused by, like, you know, something hit you.
14:29🔗
Drew
First of all, you need to know that multiple, when you lose consciousness or have memory problems like that, that is a concussion or even worse, potentially a contusion of the brain, which is basically caused by a bruise, let's say, at the surface of the brain. And the brain sort of moves within the skull, and the system that's responsible for keeping you awake shuts down as a way of some sort of, it is some sort of protective maneuver the brain does when it's been jostled like that. Why?
14:58🔗
Drew
I don't know why it happens. I don't have any reason for it, but that it happens. But multiple concussions is associated with all kinds of problems. In fact, there was some medical literature that just came out this week on concussions in football players and how they do less well on cognitive testing in colleges and things. And this is serious stuff. And the soccer is one of those sports.
15:29🔗
Adam
Meaning, if you got a concussion and you're 16 years old, you might not do well on that Friday's test. But not necessarily a year from that Friday's test.
15:55🔗
Adam
Or something. I had a couple. I had like three or four, you know, from like all through Pee-Wee League and stuff.
16:05🔗
Adam
But you know, technology, you know, all I had was a sink sponge inside my helmet for padding.
16:14🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, no, they actually had foam in there, but it wasn't what they have or what I had in high school and stuff where these... They had what they called suspension helmets. What the hell was wrong with everyone back then? We had a guy on the moon, you know, 10 years before this. You guys can't do anything better in a dish rag, shoved into a piece of fiberglass and then strapped on some poor kid's head. No wonder I'm in the shape I'm in. But the point is, is I got knocked out a few times. Then when I was boxing, I got knocked out a few times.
16:43🔗
Drew
But look at me, I'm fine. And we were in high school before, and football equipment was awful. It was just a step after the leather helmet that's strapped over your ears, right?
16:54🔗
Adam
It was sort of the next generation. Yeah, there's parts... I know this doesn't have anything to do with the show, but I find it interesting anyway. There's parts of life in technology that I think were before their time, and then there are ideas that came way, way after their time. And when I look at some of the stuff that we had in World War II, this is late 30s, early 40s, some of the technology was pretty marvelous. I mean, it was pretty amazing stuff. I mean, the airplanes, we had Mustangs and Corsairs, we had planes that flew about 500 miles an hour. And this is back in the 40s. And we, you know, the battleships and we had rockets. I mean, we had a lot of pretty cool technology in the 40s. Yet it took them until like the mid-50s to figure out the guy's playing football, she didn't put a helmet on. I mean, it was made of leather for the first, you know, 100 years. Even though, you know, jet pilots were wearing, you know, they had fiberglass, they had plastics, they, you know, we were starting to get into the space program. Automobiles, it took them into like the 60s to figure out, hey, maybe we'll put a roll bar on the car. Like, hey, maybe we'll take like a piece of metal and we'll put it two inches higher than the guy's head. So when the car flips over, he doesn't get his head taken off, which happens every race, by the way. But yet we had to race for 100 years before someone figured out, hey, we'll take this little piece of bar, we'll put a little bit higher. And the other one that kills me is like the rotary phone. You know, we had guys on the moon and we still used that rotary phone for like another 10 years after that.
18:29🔗
Adam
Another 20 years after that. Well, 15 years. The point is, is certain things came early and certain things came late and the football helmet definitely came late.
18:41🔗
Adam
Then we are in a, well, we're just in a holding pattern from a technological standpoint. You know, the biggest technological achievement of the 70s was figuring out that you could take a 7-Up bottle, heat it up and stretch the neck out so that you could put an ostrich feather in it. Right, Drew?
18:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, basically everything in the 70s has meant, what could you look at when you were stoned? That was basically where technology went in the 70s. But thanks to all that, now I got brain damage. Right, Drew?
19:17🔗
Adam
All right, well, it's okay. You get conked in the head. What are you going to do? Try not to get conked in the head again. Oh, the other thing that drives me insane, too, is hockey players didn't put helmets on until about eight or ten years ago.
19:38🔗
Adam
Blades, frozen puck, guys with sticks who are trying to kill you. You don't want to slip a helmet on there, Guy? Yeah, that's right. Anderson just brought up a point, which is goalies didn't have the mask for, you know, for the first 50, 75 years of hockey. It's like, no mask? I would have invented that my very first day of goalie practice. I would have gotten a piece of plywood and cut some eye holes in it and strapped it right to my face. I can't understand this, but we all pay the price, don't we, Drew? Right, Lindsay?
20:15🔗
Adam
Okay, all right. Lindsey Price from Beverly Hills 90210 is here. It premieres Wednesday night. No, she is not pregnant in this new episode. Eight o'clock, and we'll take ourselves a little break, and then we'll be back.
20:31🔗
Caller
Football is a game of choices. Each week, your favorite team makes decisions that will help them come out winners. Sometimes the winning choice isn't always the big play. Sometimes it's as simple as handing the ball off to a teammate and letting him run with it. The next time you attend a game and decide to drink, make the right choice. Hand your keys off to a designated driver, or find an alternate way home. Make the right call and play it safe. This message furnished by the National Football League.
21:27🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Lindsey Price is our guest tonight. She's the beautiful Asian off-again, off-again, off-again, on-again, girlfriend of Ian Ziering on 90210. And I don't think people say the Beverly Hills part.
21:47🔗
Adam
Ten years this show has been on. And for some reason, I thought it got canceled because Melrose Place got canceled. And I don't know why. I just put them together. It's like when I found out Melrose Place was canned, and I thought, oh, all right, well, there goes 90210, but...
22:04🔗
Caller
Yeah, I thought it would be too, but I guess ten's a nice even number. And actually, I heard somewhere that more people are watching it now than ever. Because you have the old fan base, the people that watched it in the very beginning, that continue to watch it, kind of grew up with the characters. And now that they're older, the Melrose Place crowd watches it or whatever, you know, mid-20s.
22:46🔗
Caller
And Luke Perry. And then there's, and Joey Tata, who plays Nat, you know, the Peach Pit guy.
22:54🔗
Oh, sure, yeah.
22:55🔗
Adam
There's a gig. Yeah. He runs that Peach Pit, and then he runs that Peach Pit After Dark, and...
23:03🔗
Adam
Then they run the radio station from, they run the radio, you know what I love about when TV does radio? TV does radio where somebody says something on the radio, and then they're driving home, and someone's honking the horn next to them going, I heard what you said, man! And you know, we've been doing this radio show, and I swear, my folks don't even know I do it. I mean, no one says anything to me.
23:31🔗
Adam
My grandmother busts my balls every once in a while about something I've said on the radio. But other than my grandmother doing a little ball bust in once or twice a month, no one seems to care. I never get into any conversations about it, and certainly no one's basing anything on it. Are they, Drew?
24:06🔗
Yes.
24:09🔗
Caller
Okay. I'm a lesbian, and I have a girlfriend right now that I just recently performed oral sex on. And she kind of tasted really bitter.
24:29🔗
Adam
What's that bitter? What parts of you taste bitter? Your ears taste bitter. Ever taste ears?
24:42🔗
Adam
I'd clean my ears with a bottle brush if I knew you were coming at them with your tongue.
25:07🔗
Drew
Well, you might talk to her about the possibility of infection. Make sure she's getting pap smears regularly. And if she isn't, that was the chance to take her in.
25:13🔗
Adam
Doesn't bitter sort of suggest something left behind, some medication or something like that? You know what I mean? Because bitter's not normally taste you get.
25:25🔗
Drew
Well, you wonder if she maybe was using some medication, medicated cream or something. That's a good point.
25:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah, she was. I mean, if it tasted metallic and bitter, it almost sounds like you got like a mouthful of Vagisil or something.
25:39🔗
Caller
I overheard a conversation at work today about this actually, and I heard that smoking does that.
26:10🔗
Adam
Astglide in my hair. That's another story. No, my sister had some of that in her purse when I was in high school or something. I said, where's the toothpaste? And she was like, it's in my purse. I said, why are you taking the toothpaste? I'm taking it to school. I asked her, do you want to brush your teeth or something? I said, where is it? It's in the purse. I reach into the purse. I grab a tube. You know, it's the morning. Take the tube, squeeze it onto the toothbrush. How many tubes are you going to find in a purse? I didn't even look. I'm brushing my teeth and it's taking a little while to set in, you know, but after a while it's like, hey.
26:52🔗
Drew
We had, we were in the diaper phase with our kids. I put Desitin all over it and then brushed it.
27:04🔗
Adam
Some of my asshole friends at the Man Show, because I leave my shaving kit at work because I'm always traveling, were filling my toothpaste container with shave cream. And I went on for like three weeks with it. Like an idiot. Yeah, that's bad. All right, let me ask Eileen a quick question here. Eileen, is something wrong with you?
27:27🔗
I don't think so.
27:31🔗
When I was five.
28:03🔗
Drew
I know, of leading people to believe that homosexuality is solely the result of sexual abuse and child abuse.
28:13🔗
Adam
We don't have 15 and 16 year old girls who are lesbians call this show that didn't get tampered with.
28:19🔗
Adam
Ever. I know. We, you know, she asked her question and we moved on and I just had to get back and find out who molested her, really. And as it turns out, it's her and her partner.
28:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, there's a certain sort of thing that when people do stuff to you, you know, at age 4 or 6 or whatever, it breaks you in such a way that your voice is really the most recognizable representation or trait of that breaking, with women especially.
28:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, like if you take a little girl and you molest her at age 6 and then she's 26, she sounds like she's 6, because that's when she was traumatized.
29:14🔗
Caller
Hey, I'm doing all right. I appreciate you guys being out here. I don't know what this world would be like without you guys giving this advice to all these people.
29:27🔗
Caller
Well, I'm wondering, my girlfriend's gonna go away for four months and I was wondering about the vagina. Does it shrink without being used?
29:37🔗
Adam
Yes. That's why whenever my girlfriend goes away for even a long weekend, I will actually put a device up there to keep it, keep it spread out, keep it stretched out. Yeah. It's inflatable. And what I'll do is I'll put in like, you know, 15 to 20 pounds of pressure if she's going away on a weekend and if she's going away for a couple of weeks, I might put in 45, 50 pounds, you know, just to keep the extra pressure on the vaginal walls.
30:19🔗
Caller
No, I'm not saying anything like that, but I'm just saying, you know, in the locker room thing, growing up in high school is always, you know, if you can't get in, try one finger or two fingers, and it always seems to expand over time and with a little playful activity.
30:34🔗
Drew
Well, yeah, playful activity is when a woman is involved, there will be some relaxation down there. But understand, even after delivering a child, it will spring back to normal size.
30:53🔗
Adam
But that is not your green light to have sex with four-year-olds, Wesley, you understand? Oh, he's doing a little too much laughing. Wesley, how about your asshole? How about that device? Is that thing hanging open now because...
31:09🔗
Caller
Yeah, I use a... It's part of my act on weekends. It's my inflatable tube and my anus.
31:17🔗
Adam
That has no difficulty shutting up again, right? Right? It opens, it shuts. It's like a door in a busy restaurant, right? Okay, you're fine. All right.
31:39🔗
Adam
And then, you know, ooh, I just came up with a good invention, Drew. You got prep schools, which now... I mean, now it's going like kindergarten. I mean, it's going all the way through to high school senior. Then you go to a private college. Then we erect a private world for them to actually go to work in, where there's nothing but like smart white people in sweaters who give them jobs. Yeah, the whole thing is great. I'll tell you the part about them having to actually leave at some point and enter the world. Lindsey, did you go to a private school?
32:12🔗
Caller
For two years during high school, because I was doing a soap opera in New York. And I went to a school... You were too?
32:19🔗
Caller
And I went to a school for... It was all professional kids, like musicians at Juilliard and dancers at the American Ballet Theater and all these really exceptional kids. But it was based on academics, and that was weird. I had no social life. So I left that and went to a normal high school my senior year, because I wanted the John Hughes prom and... Right.
32:46🔗
Adam
So you went to the school where like everyone had eating disorders and over-intrusive parents and stuff like that?
32:52🔗
Caller
There would be girls in my English class, ballet dancers, who would have their legs spread, you know, like, in a 180... is that a 180? It could be. On desks, on either side of them, just scarfing down Dan and yogurt. And that was it. You know, like, yogurt and cigarettes and black coffee. And that was, that was the norm. Weird. It was weird. Very strange. And then a lot of kids who didn't speak English, because they were, you know, from other countries.
33:25🔗
Adam
Kids, oh, the bear escaped! Wow. Seriously, what were the kids from foreign countries doing there?
33:34🔗
Caller
Yeah, beautiful musicians. But it was such a strange, like, you know, high school, you get your social skills.
33:41🔗
Adam
But as an actress, and don't take this the wrong way, but you're in amongst all these people that, like, you know, this guy plays the cello and that chick does the dancing. And it's like, your thing is like, I'm on one life to live. They're like, all right.
33:56🔗
Caller
It really is. But the cool thing about it was when I went to a normal school before, I always felt different or weird, you know? And if I was shy, I was stuck up. And if I was outgoing, I was fake. And at this school, I was nothing, you know?
34:08🔗
Adam
So did everyone know you when you went to the public school? Yeah. Did they know that you're on the soap?
34:13🔗
Caller
Yeah, they knew. And they were, you know, nice about it. Like it wasn't strange, but there was always, they always, I never fit in the inner circle.
34:30🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. All right, we'll take, you guys should see Drew act. All right, we'll take a little break.
34:45🔗
Adam
You've seen my work. Lindsey Price is here from Beverly Hills, 90210. We'll take a little break. And when we can come back, we'll speak to Erica who's 14. Her mom has a boyfriend on the side. How to confront her. That's good. After this.
35:03🔗
Loveline, be right back in a minute.
35:34🔗
Adam
Hey, it is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that'd be Dr. Drew, Lindsey Price is our guest tonight. She is from 90210. She is Heinz Ehring's on-again, off-again girlfriend and just a beautiful Asian woman. I like Asian women. That's my nationality there.
36:32🔗
Caller
Either they're supposed to be like these dominatrix, like, you know, dragon ladies, or they're supposed to be subservient and give you a pedicure and make you feel really nice. You know, I don't. That's so sad.
36:53🔗
Drew
Yeah, whatever your descent is, it's, if you didn't grow up in Japan, you're not going to be under the influence of that culture.
37:00🔗
Adam
Listen here, rice ass. Everyone's constantly having these parades and these whatever pride marches and all this other nonsense and waving their flags. So I'd like to think of them as that. That's what I'm saying. And, you know, everyone's getting called, you know, African American or, you know, whatever American at the end, but they're putting their nationality first. So I want to talk about it. Anyway, where were we? I like it because you have the, you know, you have the, you know, Mrs. Livingston, Eddie's father. It's before your time, but the courtship Eddie's father, they had this Mrs. Livingston. She was the housekeeper and she used to say, good morning, Mr. Eddie's father. She called him Mr. Eddie's father. Mr. Eddie's father was a great piece of writing. Whoever came up with that. And then you have these, you know, wild women in these, you know, from these brothels and sex shows and all this kind of stuff. So I'm just saying the Asian culture, it runs the gamut sexually. I like that. That's nice.
38:17🔗
Adam
You're 14. Yeah. Mix the mutt is good. When you get too much of one, something happens, you go bad.
38:52🔗
Caller
She doesn't want to talk about it because my dad already said that he doesn't want to get a divorce or anything.
39:03🔗
Caller
Well, she kind of like brings me over to his house and then when it gets later at night and I want to go somewhere, they're busy doing something in the room.
39:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, I don't know either. Why the hell would she take you to this guy's house and then go off and have sex with him in the next bedroom?
39:26🔗
Caller
Well, he lives with his mom and like they're friends and I get along with her really well with his mom and she brought me over there and then, yeah.
39:39🔗
Caller
Well, like if I'm with his mom and we're talking and then I go and ask my, go to ask my mom if I could go somewhere like the store's around the corner. So I go to ask her and she's with him.
40:03🔗
Yeah.
40:04🔗
Adam
At this point, either your mom has a brain tumor or there's something wrong with this story.
40:42🔗
Adam
Uh-huh. And does she bring you over there? Why does she bring you over there? Because she doesn't want to leave you alone?
40:50🔗
Caller
I don't know. She never talked to me about that. She just brings me over there because she says she like needs company and stuff. But then she like goes and does stuff with him.
41:01🔗
Caller
Did you ever tell... ask her? Just straight out? I mean, if it bothers you, you should ask her.
41:07🔗
Drew
Yeah. You gotta talk to your mom about this. This is a ridiculous situation. Although if this is true, your mom is... I mean, she's not a mom.
41:17🔗
Adam
Erika, can you not go over there with your mom? Okay. Don't go over there with your mom. Study real hard at school. Get involved with every piece of extracurricular activity you can come up with. And then go far, far away to college. And that's it. If any of this story is true, that is gonna be your job. But just don't go over there.
41:43🔗
Drew
Or maybe rely on your dad for more connection and support and stuff. But dad, I'm sure, isn't as good.
41:58🔗
Hey, what's up?
42:01🔗
Caller
Um, I got what I believe is to be a psycho chick. And basically, I need to know, like, if I should break up with her or keep going out with her.
42:11🔗
Caller
Because I've been with her, like, two weeks. And I guess you could say it's like love at first sight thing. And I told her I love her, like, a week ago. And now she's like, I love you. You're my world. Like, I need you to live. And, like, I'd die without you and stuff. And I don't know if it's just like me tripping over commitment or if it's like she's really, you know, got something wrong with her.
42:37🔗
Drew
Yeah. Awfully quickly. Yeah. Did you have some ends and some goal in mind by telling her that?
42:48🔗
Adam
All right. So you love her and she loves you maybe a little bit more. That's good. So what are you worried about?
42:58🔗
Adam
Well, listen, you just have low self-esteem. You just said you love somebody and they said, I loved you. I love you back. And now you're thinking what's wrong with them.
43:08🔗
Caller
Especially for girls, when they first fall in love with someone, it's like their entire world. It's all they can see. You know, that's normal, I think.
43:28🔗
Adam
Yes. Yes. It is back in your life. Who's more attractive, me or Drew? You. That's right. I think she's starting to believe her own rant.
43:41🔗
Adam
Thank you. Thank you for that clarification. All right. We're going to take a little break. Who are we going to talk to when we come back?
43:55🔗
The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191.
44:22🔗
Caller
Hey, this is Rob from White Zombie, and you're listening to Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on Loveline.
44:27🔗
Adam
Yes, you is. And we will take a quick 10-second timeout, like we do every night at this time, and then we will be back in just 10 seconds.
44:53🔗
Adam
All right. More show. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Lindsey Price is our guest tonight. You know her from 90210, and the big premiere is Wednesday night. Tomorrow night. Yeah. Was it tomorrow night? Yeah.
45:10🔗
Adam
Oh, The Man Show. That's a runaway hit of the summer. Yeah. That's a 1030. Thanks for bringing that up there, Drew. I forgot about that. Yeah. But don't worry. So you can watch Fox and see the 90210 and then you just hang around and watch The Man Show. What's on after 90210 now?
45:39🔗
Caller
There's so many 15-year-old shows on right now. I heard it's good. I heard it's really good.
45:48🔗
Adam
You know, it's all these things, all these screwed up outsider 15-year-old guys hanging out together and they're all sort of nerdy and all that stuff. It should really be called I Jack Off All The Time. That's what the new 15-year-old show should be called. And just guys just sitting home whacking off. Because when you're screwed up and you're 15 and you're not getting laid, and you're not with the in-crowd, whatever, and you're not playing sports. That's what you do. You just stay home.
46:41🔗
Adam
Little irritated, little agitated, you know what I mean? Fly off the handle all the time, you know what I'm saying?
46:47🔗
Yeah. Yeah.
46:52🔗
Adam
I usually get it myself with some regularity, but ever since this debacle, it's been a tough throw to hoe.
47:01🔗
Adam
It's difficult with this thing too. I, and I'll tell you though, you know what I know the sad part? I was thinking about you. Yeah. When I was, you know, trying the other day. No, I was, I'd realized, wait a minute, this had been, let's see, I got, I got this surgery like on a Friday. So it's coming up on two weeks. Right. Thank God. I squeezed one off, you know, Thursday night. And then I think on the way to the hospital, Friday morning, I was like, hey, man, it was hard to drive, but it's like, I gotta get, you know, this may be a while, cause I had a big cast on. And then ever since I got the handwork done, I think it's been, it's been like twice in, you know, coming on two weeks.
48:07🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, anyway, the problem is like, whenever I'm like, my girlfriend's giving me a blow job, I like can't orgasm. And like the last two times, it's like I like lost feeling.
48:24🔗
Caller
Like the first time she did it. I mean, it was like fine. But then since then it's like nothing.
48:35🔗
Caller
No, not really. I mean, like I get this huge cramp, like in my abdomen, like right when she does it.
48:43🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute. With other girls, have you been able to achieve an orgasm during oral sex?
48:55🔗
Drew
That's right. Is it something she's doing that's making this happen? Anything different about what she's doing?
49:01🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know if she has a really active tongue, but I don't know what that has to do with it.
49:13🔗
Adam
Listen, that is one big urethra if she's getting her tongue down there, Drew. All right. So, here's our advice. Don't worry about it.
49:55🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, that's it. You're freaking out. And then once the losing the feeling part, that's all nerves. So once, you know, when you lose feeling, that's just, that means you're losing it emotionally, you know what I mean? I mean, that means you're wound up. You're freaking yourself out a little bit. You're thinking too much.
50:51🔗
Adam
Okay. All right, well, hold on. You should, you know, we've talked to women who have been ready for this and the guy wasn't coming around and women are real self-conscious about sort of hinting about being sexually aggressive. And I understand what it is, is usually guys just, here's how it works. Guys get rolling forward and the women, like a car whose emergency brake has come loose or something on a hill, and the car just start rolling and then you eventually chalk the tires where you have to. You stop it wherever you want to stop it and wherever that is for you. But guys just sort of, their job is to almost just sort of keep going. I'm not talking about an ether rag and duct tape. I'm just talking about a job.
51:42🔗
Adam
Yeah, like if I was screwing around the girl and she said, oh, here's all we're stopping here, then next week when we start screwing around again, I would just keep going and she would stop again. Now, if I, I wouldn't keep bothering her after that, but women do sort of set that, that tempo or do set those limitations. And I think maybe he ought to, he seems a little freaked out. I think he ought to just, he ought to just sort of keep going a little bit and see what happens. All right, I mean, she's giving a moral sex. How prude can she be?
52:17🔗
Adam
God, Drew, I got to, the time machine, right? Figure that out. I'm trying to figure out a time machine that sends me to high school again, although it's in the present time.
52:27🔗
Adam
Now, so I can get myself a blow job. Because apparently, they're giving these things away like Halloween candy now. Everyone's given, like, you're, I don't know how old you are, but you're older than these scholars. I mean, you're not 19, right?
52:43🔗
Adam
And, oh, you're 22? Uh-oh, you're from that era. All right, but you went to a private school or something. You went to a private school. But everyone who calls in is like, yeah, everyone gets a blow job in high school.
52:55🔗
Caller
I mean, it's shocking. Yeah, I mean, I can't, honestly, I wasn't really, I wasn't thinking about sex, you know, in high school. I mean, if I thought about it, yeah, but it wasn't a reality.
53:10🔗
Adam
Or no one else thought about it. Whatever it was, it wasn't working out. I saw, I saw 32 Double D. I just punched this one.
53:22🔗
Caller
I have, it's the TV. I'm going outside. I was walking through the living room. Sorry. Okay.
53:30🔗
Thank you.
53:51🔗
Caller
How are you? I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you. And I watch you every Wednesday. You do? Yeah.
54:00🔗
She's awesome.
54:09🔗
What do you sing?
54:23🔗
Caller
Wow. And I haven't seen her since my aunt's wedding. And then I moved up here four years ago.
54:33🔗
Oh, my God.
54:43🔗
Adam
Hold on, but she did cut it short. I mean, she didn't get to the part at the end where she goes, fly, ah, ah. And just like going on for like 20 minutes. Have you ever heard that song, Drew? It's comical. Bette Midler goes on for an extra 15 minutes about thank you, thank you, thank the wind, thank you. I mean, did she vamps?
55:10🔗
Caller
I'm going to be on your show, you guys. You guys are awesome. I will sing as all time.
55:19🔗
Caller
I'm so not going to sing. No, it's just absolutely not going to happen. Bobby. I'll sing at your wedding, I'm not going to sing here right now.
55:28🔗
Caller
Yeah, I did. Well, I'm on birth control to regulate my periods. And it makes my boobs really big when I'm on it. And I was wondering if there's any that don't make you, I'm on orthotricyclone.
55:41🔗
Drew
The progesterone pills will be less likely to do that. So you ought to talk to your doctor about that. But they may not regulate your period the way you want, so.
55:54🔗
Drew
The yeah, but it's the estrogen that's connected between the boobs and the pill. The estrogen component is what makes the boobs grow. Sometimes not everybody. Women should not assume that's going to happen.
56:48🔗
Adam
See, I would have loved to talk to her about those double D boobs. And then I started feeling bad.
57:04🔗
Adam
Like boobs and birth control. And God knows what else she's into. Moved to Oregon. I see a little wind beneath my wings.
57:28🔗
Caller
Hey, Drew. I'm right there with Adam. I've been listening to you for at least 12 years. I just want to say, thanks for getting me through puberty and let me know I wasn't a complete whack job.
57:45🔗
Drew
You know what, Chris, I'm going to stop for a second. Did we have this conversation last night about how kids in puberty really believe, it was the girl that was calling up that was messing around with pillows?
57:57🔗
Drew
And then we had the discussion that young people that hit puberty think that there's something wrong with them. Yeah. These amazing impulses start to overcome them. You're not talking about it. Yeah. These impulses start to overcome them. They're like, hey, what the hell is going on here?
58:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's bizarre. And then, you know, but when you get older, you've had these impulses, I mean, these deviant sexual bizarre impulses for 10 years, 15 years, 50 years, whatever it is, you're perfectly comfortable with them. But all of a sudden, one minute you're thinking about playing tetherball and the next minute you're humping a sofa pillow. And you're thinking, my god, I must have a brain tumor. Something's gone wrong. And if you're religious, you're really screwed because you're like, the devil's taking control of my pelvic area. You freak out. Yeah, that's what puberty is.
58:47🔗
Caller
My problem is about a year ago, the night before my brother's wedding, I found out that my father-in-law and my two cousins and my aunt.
59:11🔗
Caller
I found out the night before, yeah. I had to like fake it and, you know, push on through the whole wedding.
59:18🔗
Caller
Yeah, they were, they're probably in their 30s now, and this is when they're between five and 10, all of them.
59:49🔗
Caller
No, and you know, that's kind of what I'm worried about, you know, the future and everything.
1:00:07🔗
Caller
Well, yeah, and that's my whole point, that I can't believe the nile that's going on. Just, I mean, you know, let's talk about the weather and stuff, what's really going on, you know.
1:00:17🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's sad, and that's, I gotta tell you, I don't know. I'd rather my dad just robbed the bank. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or was it chunky or something? I mean, I don't want to make you feel any worse than you already do, but that's gotta be just, that's just a backbreaker for a son to find that out.
1:00:37🔗
Caller
Well, yeah, I mean, I've got some pretty serious anger issues here. I mean, I mean, I don't even know what I'd do if I'd see him. I'm kind of afraid I'd kill him.
1:00:46🔗
Caller
I called them on the phone after I got back. I don't live in California anymore. But I called him after I got back. And I confronted my mom and she told him. And then I talked to him and he said he was weak, that he's never done it again, except for those three people.
1:01:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's funny when they say, except for those three people. You know, they're so like once. Yeah, all right. And your mom's still with him, huh?
1:01:23🔗
Caller
I don't know, I was kind of, my dad was kind of like the dad in Wonder Years, you know? He was like, you know, there, as a father, he raised me and everything, and you really had a lot of great moments and everything, but it was always kind of that gruffness side to him, too.
1:01:45🔗
Adam
I just mean, he didn't beat him up, he just, you know, he disciplined him physically a little bit, I tell you that, too. All right, so have you written your dad off?
1:01:56🔗
Caller
I haven't talked to him in a year. And I don't know what, I mean, I can't, I haven't really talked to him in my family, I've got this like huge kind of guilt thing, you know, hanging over me.
1:02:08🔗
Caller
Well, yeah, kind of, because I mean, you know, he gave me, you know, my childhood and everything, and now I'm, and it's kind of, I kind of feel like the dick for making a big issue out of this.
1:02:32🔗
Adam
Well, he probably wasn't, he probably had a few issues with his dad. Well, you think about a dad, think about a dad who would molest a couple of cousins and an aunt, you know. I mean, obviously this guy wasn't a great all-around guy. He would have never done this in the first place. So he wasn't the world's greatest dad. Now he finds out about this and he's got some issues. Hey, I'm all for writing off parents, by the way. I really mean it. I tell our listeners, I think one of the biggest problems our listeners have is clinging to parents who are essentially bad people. They're junkies or alcoholics. They physically abuse them, perhaps sexually abuse them. They're in prison. They're just bad people. And for whatever reason, they're bad. Maybe their parents are bad to them. I don't know what the answer is, but they're clinging to something that ain't never going to be right. And their folks aren't coming to them, by the way. It's not like their folks are begging them for forgiveness. Their folks are basically hanging out until they call. And they ain't initiating anything. And my attitude is, screw them, move on, get a little therapy, find yourself a good relationship, eventually start your own family. And that's your new life. I mean, you cannot get blood out of a turnip. If someone's an alcoholic, someone's screwed up, someone's a pedophile, leave it alone. Move on. It's all right. I mean, just, it's sad, but these are people that basically hatched you. And that was it. I mean, parenting runs a pretty broad gamut on, and we know it from this show. There's parents that are involved with every facet of their kid's life. And then there's parents that beat the crap out of them and torture them. Why do you owe anything to those people is my question. You know what I mean? Your dad got drunk, he banged your mom 25 years ago, and now you're here.
1:04:31🔗
Adam
The ones that had parents that did everything for them are like, they're too intrusive. My dad cried during the graduation and made an ass out of me. I'll never forgive him. Pass the heroin. It's true. I know. It's like I want to kick those kids in the nuts. But listen, if your parents failed you and they were horrible people, especially if they abused you, I mean, if your dad...
1:04:53🔗
Adam
If you're some little girl and your dad tried to ass you, hey, listen, dad ain't your dad. That's just some guy who humped your mom one night. That's all. Just move on. It's sad, but you're better off without him. Plus, all they're going to do is get drunk and embarrass you in front of your roommate or husband or whoever. Right, Lindsey?
1:05:20🔗
That's right.
1:05:22🔗
Right, Drew?
1:05:35🔗
Adam
Who are we going to talk to when we come back? Brian is an 18 likes a 14 year old girl, gets along better with the younger girls, wants to know what's up with that. We'll make fun of him after this.
1:05:48🔗
Caller
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1:06:49🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. Our guest tonight is the lovely Lindsey Price, who was on Beverly Hills 90210 Wednesday nights, 8 o'clock on Fox. And tune in tomorrow night and find out what's happening inside of her. I don't want to give too much away, but you know.
1:07:14🔗
Caller
We were, it was my idea. It was like a brother-sisterhood program. And we took two troubled teens on a camping trip.
1:07:26🔗
Adam
You cannot go camping. I swear to God, it's the best way. I wish I could, see, you could get laid at a bar if you could get the chicks to go camping with you that night.
1:07:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Tent pitchers. Yeah, you just, everyone holds a lantern and everyone pisses in one of those porta potties. Yeah, it's great. There's something about camping. I think the reason everyone has sex when they camp is because there's no TV, no stereo, no nothing. It gets dark at 730 and it's like basically, you ain't going to bed until midnight. So you basically stare at the person across from you in the tent, and then you always get drunk. Adults don't go camping without bringing 15 cases of beer. You just have to bring, you have to get drunk when you camp, because it's just nothing to do. I think that's why all those people got drunk back then. You know those miners and stuff? You know those old miners always sucking off that big jug and everything? Because they didn't have TV. You got to get drunk.
1:08:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's very romantic. Brian, you're 18, you like the 14 year olds. All 14 year olds?
1:08:40🔗
Caller
What's that? No, just not really, not that young. It's just this girl's really... Well, I find her really interesting.
1:08:49🔗
Caller
She's like Russian, speaks Russian and everything. And she's really smart. But I don't know, there's a little part of me that says I shouldn't be doing this, you know? I mean, I'm not...
1:09:00🔗
Drew
Let's sort of nurture that part of you. See if we can grow it a little bit. That mature part that says a 14 year old is too young for you.
1:09:28🔗
Caller
I mean, I watch a lot of TV and all that, but that's not where I get... I just, you know, you pick these things up. I don't know.
1:09:37🔗
Adam
Yeah. Listen, age is not a big deal and neither is four years, except for 14 to 18 is big. That's all. That's a big four.
1:09:48🔗
Drew
Hey, we're telling you it's a big deal. I don't know where the hell you're picking this stuff up, that age doesn't matter. What if she were nine?
1:10:01🔗
Adam
You take two consenting adults like Lindsey and myself, and that's not an issue, right, Drew?
1:10:05🔗
Drew
Well, there's enough of an age gap there that even in this situation, even though you're both adults, I would think Lindsey would be rather uncomfortable.
1:10:26🔗
Adam
That's right. Oh, Jesus Christ. That makes me, oh, at 13, 12 and a half years. That's all right. That happens all the time.
1:10:34🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's right. When I was younger, I had opportunities to go out with much older guys. And I think it was because I worked in like an adult's atmosphere, you know, and I was comfortable with adults, but I wouldn't do it. And I'm glad that it never happened because even though you think at that age that you know so much and you're, you know, mature for your age and whatnot, there's so much life experience that you have to go through to figure out who you are.
1:11:16🔗
Caller
Yeah, I know. I thought the same thing, but I started, I ended 9th grade during the summer, 14 to 15. Maybe she started school early. She was like young.
1:11:28🔗
Adam
Yeah. Unless she's starting 15, though, in the next week or so, she's starting the 9th grade.
1:11:36🔗
Adam
She just turned 14 June? She had not started the 10th grade unless they skipped her grade.
1:11:50🔗
Caller
If you really like her, you'll realize that her life's gonna change rapidly every day, and you want her to have those experiences.
1:12:09🔗
Adam
Well, that was a short answer. You didn't sound as genuine as it did earlier in the night.
1:12:25🔗
Adam
That's good. Okay. That's a good answer. Here's the thing. When you're 14 and the guy's 18 or 19 or whatever, you think of yourself as an adult, but you got to realize is their cadence for a relationship is much different than yours, especially a guy. I mean, when you got a 14 year old girl and an 18 year old guy, if it was a metronome, hers would be going click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. I mean, he's in a much faster pace.
1:12:54🔗
Drew
Is that? And then also that the 14 year old cannot judge what kind of 18 year old they're dealing with. Right. And by definition, they're dealing with a loser.
1:13:11🔗
Caller
Oh, got a question for you. Dr. Drew, I went out 21 about five years ago. I came down with genital warts and over in Germany. And it's been pretty much ruining my love life since. I've only. Why? Well, I've not had sex but twice since then. And with the same woman, and I was very, very concerned about that and use protection. I've gotten different, I've heard different things from doctors. Some doctors say, a condom will stop it spreading. Some doctors say a condom, have told me a condom won't stop it.
1:13:48🔗
Drew
Condom's not perfect against stopping it, but condom plus controlling the warts with whatever means need to be used. There's cream now, there's Aldera cream, which takes care of genital warts on men pretty easily.
1:14:13🔗
Adam
Well, whether you're talking about a laser or cauterization or liquid nitrogen, anything on the penis. Listen, if you were the first doctor to try to remove them with love and a feather, I'd still wince, because any doctor around the junk, just the removal process sounds bad.
1:14:37🔗
Caller
Well, it never got rid of them. I guess, it never got fully rid of them. And then, plus it was sort of painful. And then, I went to another doctor and he gave me what's called Condolix, the gel, to put on it. And that seems like that's even more painful. Because what I have is, it's just a real small area that's infected, maybe the size of a dime, it's on an undershaft, underside. And I mean, every doctor tells me, oh, please shouldn't worry about it. It's hardly anything. They say it's very common, you know, one out of every six people pretty much has it.
1:15:33🔗
Adam
When it's on the bottom of the penis, how do you get at it? How does it not? Does it go from behind?
1:15:48🔗
Drew
If you're burning them off, yeah. Hey, but listen, people freak out about warrants. And for men, they have no implication other than their infectivity, and that's something you just gotta control.
1:15:57🔗
Adam
Yeah. It always makes me think you have warrants when you talk that way, Drew. Talk about how prevalent it is in urban centers and one out every three folks have it and all that stuff. I always picture you with a big wart on your penis.
1:16:16🔗
Adam
Interesting defense to do a defense, then an offense to actually attack my attack. Very interesting. Very interesting, Drew. Don't have the warrants.
1:16:29🔗
Drew
Actually, you probably do. It's that common. I mean, there are these pre-wart lesions that are very common.
1:16:40🔗
Adam
I do when I'm stoned, yes. Please. I love schlong. Use a black line and acetic acid. Yes, I dump white vinegar on my penis and then go over it with a black line.
1:16:55🔗
Drew
They're so, so common. The point is people freak out about these things that most people have. For women they're an issue because they can put increased risk of cervical cancer. For men they don't seem to do anything, though they do increase risk of anal cancer if people have them back there.
1:17:30🔗
Caller
I have a compulsive behavior towards women. I just I've never been faithful to one. I I date so many at a time. Even if it is a long term relationship, I'll still have affairs. And I just I don't know how to stop it. And I don't know if I should see somebody. I mean, a psychiatrist about it or I don't know where I'm at.
1:18:10🔗
Adam
Jesus Christ. It's only our listeners. Okay. So I listen to other talk shows during the day. That never happens, you know, Drew?
1:18:32🔗
Drew
Yeah. That's if you know that that's the theory behind our president's sexual compulsivity. That kind of trauma was what he was exposed to. Those sorts of traumatic experiences can do that.
1:18:55🔗
Drew
It's traumatizing. I mean these sorts of chaos and trauma kids internalize and then that becomes a sexual energy when they're hit puberty. Yeah.
1:19:03🔗
Drew
It is weird. I can't wait till the time that they explain that biology because once they figure that out it's all gonna start making sense again.
1:19:11🔗
Drew
What happens to our wiring that causes that to occur? We can only talk about it in terms of meaning and symbols and this kind of stuff now. But ultimately we're gonna be able to talk about it in terms of brain change that occurs from these experiences and how that thing gets converted into this sexual stuff.
1:19:26🔗
Adam
You know it's ridiculous, speaking of the president, and let's just finish off with Jeff which is, you know, he had a pretty traumatic upbringing. He needs to get a little counseling. In the meanwhile, you know, don't get married, don't have any kids. See if you can not cheat and if you're not in a committed relationship, then by definition, you're going to have difficulty cheating. So stay out of one and get a little therapy and don't screw your therapist.
1:19:54🔗
Adam
Well, now we got a new election coming up in 2000, right? And everyone's starting to jockey for position and they had this thing with George Bush Jr. and did he take drugs? Did he not take drugs? Everyone gets so worked up. Hold on, Anderson, the sound effect makes, if it's intelligible, I know. Don't give me that post. But I just thought Drew just sniffed into his mic or something. The point is, where was I, Drew? The point is, this is a bunch of nonsense that the press likes to stay busy with. Let's just go back to Clinton. Did he inhale pie, you know? Well, no, well, I smoked pie, but I didn't inhale. This is the least of our worries, people, please. It's disgusting that we spend this much time on this kind of minutiae and we don't get to the real crux of the problem, the root. You want to know how a guy is going to perform in the office? Go back and find out how many a-holes his alcoholic mom shacked up with and how many times he had an absentee dad come by, take a swig and beat his ass. Then we'll find out what kind of guy is going to be. Not whether he smoked a little reefer in college, for Christ's sake. Drives me insane. Makes no sense at all. Look back to the family. That's what I want to do. Show me some screwball and some screwed up hillbilly family with a mom who's codependent and drug dependent and hooking up with a bunch of transient alcoholics that beat the crap out of her. And I'm going to show you a guy whose judgment is going to be a little impaired. Show me a guy who smoked a little reefer in high school or college and I'm going to show you the entire god damn country. It's ridiculous. We should go back and take a... if we want to sift through the rubble of someone's life, let's get something done. I don't care who this guy nailed once when he was a sophomore when he was going to Dartmouth. I want to see what his family was like and what went on back then. I want to talk to his fifth-grade school teacher. You want to sift? Let's go back and sift and let's find something out. Let's use it. Let's not just nitpick about what this guy did eight years ago when he did a line of cocaine or hit a weed or he called some sex number or something or he didn't rewind some video before he returned it. I don't give a rat's ass about that. Let's find out what kind of guy this is going to be by looking at his family. I sit here all night. I can tell how someone's going to turn out. I know when someone's been molested, when someone was abused. It's easy and we could easily do it. You look at Clinton and then you hear Clinton denying the allegations and you go listen to this show for a night and then go back and look at his past guilty. Of course. Of course he did it. It's pathology. He can't help it.
1:22:56🔗
Adam
All right. Anderson's always a day late and a dollar short with that. Speaking of the pot, play it again.
1:23:03🔗
Adam
That's for you. All right. We're going to take a break. You ready? Please. Thank you. And we'll be back.
1:23:36🔗
Adam
Lindsay Price is our guest. You know her from 90210, Beverly Hills, that is. Wednesday nights on Fox. And the big premiere's coming up tomorrow night. And we'll find out how our camping trip went with Ian, don't call me Ian, Zurich. Seems like a nice guy. I think I've talked to him once.
1:24:06🔗
Drew
No, he's the only one that's, actually all those, that original cast was on the radio show. How many times? Really? Back when the show first started, yeah.
1:24:29🔗
Caller
There's this girl I really like and I really don't know how to ask her out or what to do.
1:24:38🔗
Caller
Well, how are the lines of communication? Is it someone that you talk to or you have conversations?
1:24:43🔗
Caller
Well, no. We go to different schools because I'm in a private school and she is, too.
1:25:24🔗
Adam
And you didn't acquire it under some sort of a dubious or a sort of creepy fashion? She gave it to you?
1:26:19🔗
Adam
Sarah. So you're gonna be like, Hi, Sarah, this is Kyle. You're not gonna do that, are you?
1:26:36🔗
Adam
Okay. I want you to get hold of that theme from Rocky. And I'm serious. I don't know if you're superstitious or not. All right.
1:26:49🔗
Adam
To use a boxing analogy, Anderson was on the ropes and I was just about to step in and call the fight because he hadn't returned a punch in a while. He's taking a lot of punishment but all of a sudden he came back to the body, to the head. All right, Kyle, you hear this music? Yes. I want you to go out and find it and I want you to play it. I want you to listen to it real super loud and then I want you to call her up when it's over. I don't want you to dilly dally. I want you to go for the knockout, but not dinner. You go for lunch in no uncertain terms, but you do not beat around the bush. You call her up, you say, Sarah, was it? Yes. Sarah, this is Kyle. How are you doing? Great. Listen, I was thinking this Saturday, how about we go out and grab some lunch? Are you all right with that? Yeah. Either she says yes or no, and if she says no, it's done. And it's all right, it's no big deal. She's a girl, she's used to being asked out. Guys don't realize this when they're 16. Women get asked out a lot.
1:28:05🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's really weird. They think they're going to totally freak a chick out if they ask them out. Whereas women, they're used to turning guys down, they're used to going out with guys, they're used to being asked out, and it's no big whoop. So, if you ask them out and you do it in such a way where you don't corner them, and you just go, hey, you want to go get some lunch? And they go, and they'll say something nice. Oh, I got a relative coming in town, this whatever. And they won't, you know, if they don't reset it, like, but how about Sunday or next week or something? They just let it go. Let it go. Let it go and move on and it's okay with them, right?
1:28:53🔗
Caller
There was that and I had an older brother who was like a big shot, you know. Oh, really?
1:28:58🔗
Adam
Yes, I didn't want to mess with him either. All right, all right. How you doing now? You going on dates?
1:29:24🔗
Caller
Okay, my aunt told me something about the norplant system had some kind of a lawsuit against it. I don't know if you guys have heard anything about it or.
1:29:44🔗
Drew
Well, pretty much any medications has had lawsuits. I don't love it. So I don't know. Is your wife, your wife has the norplant?
1:30:03🔗
Adam
Because he's white trash. Listen, Chuck, I've heard a lot about this from doing this show. We've never heard about any difficulties. Sometimes there's a little whatever, putting it in or they migrate or something, but no one's ever died from this thing. So don't worry about it. Your wife's got it. She's fine with it. Everything's good.
1:30:25🔗
Adam
Don't get involved with this suit. All right, let's see if we can pile, throw, call her to, wait, hold on a second. Where were we? Veronica?
1:30:42🔗
Caller
A few times a week. If something comes up, like first day of school, like my birthday, I'll turn really pale and I'll get nervous and I'll excite myself and then I'll get a stomach ache and then I'll totally blow it for myself and I won't be able to go to the place or whatever.
1:31:07🔗
Caller
Yeah, yeah. I mean it's like an ongoing thing and I take like just a vitamin called Carvacava.
1:31:24🔗
Drew
Yeah. You want to see a doctor because there are medical conditions that can need to be ruled out. That can really this things on top of these things like thyroid conditions or this adrenal problems that can cause these sorts of things.
1:31:43🔗
I feel so liquidy.
1:31:50🔗
Loveline, I'll be right back.
1:32:15🔗
Adam
Hey, hey, alright, well, there you go. Another successful show in the bag, even though I had some difficulty saying successful. Lindsey, thank you very much.
1:32:26🔗
Adam
It was a pleasure to have you again. I think we had her on the TV show last. And Beverly Hills, 90210, 10th season. Tomorrow night is the big premiere. 8 o'clock, Kitty. So watch that. Then you watch the man show and you tune in to Love Line. Actually, you tune in to Love Line while you're watching the man show, right?
1:32:49🔗
Caller
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