Episode 1000754888830

0:52 Voiceover Well, the Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:55 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

0:58 Voiceover Listener discretion advised.

1:00 Voiceover Now, here's Loveline.

1:03 Voiceover 1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.

1:09 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Facts number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, and addiction medicine specialist. You can find me on Politically Incorrect tonight, by the way. How was that? I think it went pretty good.

1:29 Drew Who are we on with?

1:30 Adam I don't know. I didn't know anybody. It seems like a year ago we had both been on three or four times. You've been on three or four times, I've been on eight times.

1:40 Drew I think I've been on five times. You've been on eight times.

1:42 Adam Well, I guess we know who they like more. Godsmack is our guest tonight. We have Sully Erna and Tommy Stewart here both from the band. The CD of the same title is Gone Platinum. We've been playing one of the songs as a breaker, a drop. I've got to figure out- Bumper? A bumper. I've got to get hip to my radio lingo. It's been long enough for a long time and I had no idea it was Godsmack. So it's good to see you guys in person.

2:13 Godsmack Thanks for having us.

2:14 Adam It is our pleasure. These guys are out of Boston. And, uh, Drew, you love Boston, don't you? I love Boston. Sorry about the, uh, pats tonight.

2:24 Godsmack I don't know, he's a sports freak.

2:26 The Jets handed in their butts.

2:29 Adam Yeah. Well, it was close. They almost, uh, pulled it out at the end. But, uh, let's not, what?

2:34 Drew It was like 24 to 3, wasn't it?

2:36 Adam Yeah, it was, but then they came back, and before you know it, it was 17-24, and they got a few more cracks at the end zone before the game ended. But, uh, let's not live in the past. Um, let's talk about Godsmack and their future. I got some dates up here, Will. You're, uh, Will, well, where you can find them. That's what I wanted to say. But, uh, how was Woodstock?

3:02 It's awesome. We were talking about it before. We were actually kind of tired coming in from here, actually from the last night of Osfest. So we were on autopilot the whole day.

3:11 Adam Right.

3:11 But once we stepped out and saw, I don't know, 80, 90, 100, 200,000 people, whatever it was, it was pretty overwhelming.

3:19 Adam It's hard not to get a little adrenaline surge with, uh, 90,000 people.

3:23 Godsmack Yeah, we found that out real quick because we had came off a red eye on the last, I mean, we had been touring Osfest for two months and when we hit the stage from the behind the scenes, it looked just like another Osfest show.

3:36 Adam Right.

3:37 Godsmack And we were just dragging our asses up there, you know, and then we finally hit the stage and we were like, whoa, this is not Osfest.

3:44 Adam How big were most of the venues at Osfest? Like I think they played Irvine Meadows out here.

3:50 Godsmack Average of...

3:51 Adam Drew, you were there, you were banging your head, weren't you?

3:53 Drew Sure, yeah, yeah.

3:54 I saw you, don't try to get away.

3:55 Drew No, no, I was there. I couldn't tell how big the crowd was though.

3:58 Adam Drew, I think you freaked on peyote in the security, security had to drag you out of the pit or something, as I recall.

4:04 Drew It wasn't peyote, it was my own special mix.

4:06 Adam Was it mushrooms? Oh, is it that combo, the pharmaceuticals and mushrooms?

4:10 Drew I ate about four boiled peyote buttons and stayed up all night, but it felt no effect.

4:14 Adam Yes, Drew coming clean.

4:16 Godsmack Wow, who was that?

4:16 Adam That was Drew.

4:17 Godsmack Was he a ventriloquist?

4:19 Adam That was out of context, Drew dropped. I'll tell you what I think we should do. I think we should hear the Godsmack song that we all know and love just so everyone's on the same page. They know who we're talking about. They know who we're talking to and then we'll come back and finish up. So you you queued up with whatever there? Mm-hmm. All right. This is a Godsmack off a Godsmack. Whatever. That was Godsmack off their CD Godsmack, which is Platinum. So you should go get it because, you know, something's Platinum means it's good. Unless it's in Canada, in which case you'll have to sell like 350 units in order to get something to go Platinum. Godsmack is going to be in Phoenix on the 17th of this month and then Austin on the 19th and Tampa on the 23rd and on the 1st will be in New York, working on the 4th and now we're getting into December, obviously. They're going to be in New York as well. And I think we're going to take some calls now. John?

8:35 Yeah, hello?

8:36 Adam Hey.

8:37 How's it going?

8:38 Adam You're 19. What's up?

8:41 Caller I've been having trouble with my genitalia when it comes to women.

8:44 Caller Great.

8:46 Caller Yeah. And, well, the first occurrence happened. I work with this girl who, she's pretty tall.

8:55 She's about six feet.

8:58 Caller And I had sex with her one night and she performed fellatio on me. And, you know, everything was cool. And then when I went to have sex with her, you know, I couldn't perform and she was rather large, as they say.

9:12 Adam She was big all the way around?

9:13 Caller Yeah, big all the way around.

9:15 Adam So six foot and big means she's coming in at over two bells, right?

9:20 Caller Yeah, he's pretty big.

9:21 Adam You see, I don't like that because it makes my penis look small. You know what I'm saying?

9:26 Caller Yeah, I go like...

9:27 Drew No.

9:28 Adam Well, I'm saying it's like you have your penis and if you were banging a midget, it'd be like you had a huge penis. But if you're banging a giant, it'd be like you're getting them with a Q-tip, right? So the bigger they are in relation to your penis, the smaller your penis seems.

9:45 Caller Yeah.

9:45 Drew Well, I understand, John, what her size has to do with your ability to function.

9:49 Caller I have no idea. Well, I was with the girl for three and a half years and I never used the protection once because, you know, I mean, she was my first and I was her first. So there was no need.

10:01 We just used the...

10:02 Drew All right.

10:03 Adam So you used the condom with the giant?

10:05 Caller Yeah, with the giant.

10:06 Adam And maybe you think that slowed you down?

10:09 Caller I have no idea. And then it happened again. It happened again. With a different giant? Yeah, with another one. And she was...

10:17 Drew You still don't know why he brought up the fact that she's a giant.

10:19 Adam Well, maybe he wasn't that attracted to her.

10:21 Drew How much potty smoking?

10:23 Actually, I quit. I quit as of October.

10:27 Drew Yeah. Well, sometimes you can get kind of depressed when that happens.

10:30 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

10:31 Drew And that can make you have difficulty functioning.

10:33 Caller I mean, I drink a lot. I mean, I drink...

10:35 Drew That will also work against you.

10:37 Caller Yeah, I was really drunk when that happened.

10:38 Drew Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. John, you've got some addiction problems here, right? Some of your family is an addict? Yeah.

10:47 Caller My mommy, she's a drink, but...

10:49 Drew She's an alcoholic, right?

10:50 Caller Yeah.

10:50 Drew So you've inherited that. You got going on the pot. You've stopped that, thank God, but now you've switched over to alcohol.

10:56 Caller Well, no. I've always been drinking.

10:58 Adam Oh, okay. All right. That makes a valid point with the always been an alcohol.

11:02 Drew Just look. This is about your addiction. This is not about anything. It's not about giantesses. It's not about giantwomen.

11:08 Adam All right.

11:09 Caller So you think I'm cool then?

11:10 Adam Yeah, you're cool. Just see about the addiction part and then the addiction will work again.

11:16 Caller So maybe just have a second look.

11:18 Drew John.

11:19 Adam Your addiction will function again if you take care of your addiction. All right?

11:23 Caller All right.

11:23 Adam All right there, John. Well, you know, it's kind of a catch-22 because when you're with a big, heavy woman, you tend to drink more.

11:32 Godsmack You know, I'm trying to drink them pretty.

11:34 Adam Yeah. You got it. You need something to take the edge off. But the problem is, is then you drink too much and the penis doesn't function. So it's important to strike a balance.

11:42 Drew I don't think his penis is working too well. I don't know if it's on that pot.

11:44 Adam Really? Yeah. He's 19. You can smoke a lot of weed.

11:48 Drew Why did I pick up on the pot?

11:49 Adam Well, because he's got that, because he sounded like he was 13. Right. And he's got that, that pot voice. That's all.

11:57 Drew That's it. It takes a little pot to do that.

11:59 Adam Yeah. That laugh is that pot laugh. If you guys laugh tonight, we'll be able to tell whether you're smoking pot or not.

12:04 Godsmack The wrong guys here for that one.

12:05 Adam The pot guys. Boston guys aren't pot guys. They're booze guys, right? What is this?

12:14 Godsmack We drinkers.

12:15 Caller Yeah, we'll drink.

12:16 Godsmack But I can top players like forget he's the king of weed.

12:18 Caller He's a pro.

12:19 Adam Oh, he is.

12:20 Caller He's a pro.

12:20 Adam He's from Boston, huh?

12:22 Caller Yeah.

12:22 Godsmack Well, New Hampshire actually.

12:24 Adam I was wrong. Michael?

12:26 Yes.

12:26 Adam You're 17.

12:27 Caller Yeah.

12:28 Adam What's up?

12:29 Caller Um, I just kind of want some advice. Like, see, I went to a party with my girlfriend. Well, and I met my girlfriend there and she had already been there. She'd already been drinking or whatever. And I like had reason to believe that like she was kissing this other girl. And I don't know if they had gone any farther with like a two night party. And this was the second night I was there.

12:50 Drew This reminds me of just really off the subject a little bit. But the Ally McBeal stuff that's on tonight. Before we get in here, I got to see a few minutes of it.

12:58 Adam Oh, you mean she's kissing her co-worker?

13:00 Drew Yeah, that has become the nuttiest goddamn show. I mean, everyone of those characters is like certifiable now.

13:07 Adam Yeah.

13:07 Drew Seriously, they're like the sickest of the sick.

13:10 Adam Well, so what? A couple of girls are making out.

13:12 Drew No, no, no. It just reminded me of that show. They weren't making out tonight, but I was watching that show for 15 minutes or something. My God, why are people so intrigued by watching just incredibly sick people interact?

13:22 Adam Because there's a TV version of sick, and it's attractive people who function very well being sick.

13:31 Drew But they're portrayed in a way that's sort of glamorous, but they're sick.

13:35 Adam All right, Drew. I'm with you, but it's just a TV show.

13:38 Calm down.

13:40 Adam Michael?

13:40 Caller Yeah.

13:41 Adam Don't watch it, for Christ's sake.

13:42 Caller Well, to me, this is like reality sick, and it kind of bothered me.

13:47 Drew By the way, I'm not referring to Women Kiss Women as the sick thing.

13:50 Godsmack I was hoping not. I kind of lost it.

13:51 Drew No, no, no. The fact that these characters are just sick people.

13:55 Adam Well, they do a lot of acting out. They're attorneys. What do you want? You know how those attorneys are, Drew. You don't like them, right? That's right.

14:02 Caller Well, I'm having a lot of trouble really believing her, and I don't really want to break up with her anymore.

14:06 Drew What was the reason?

14:07 Adam Why do you think they're making out?

14:09 Caller Because like, okay, when I got there, the other girl was leaning on my girlfriend against the door with like her mouth at least an inch away from hers. And then they were there for a while, so I broke them up just acting when I hugged my girlfriend and whatever. And then later on, like there's a space between a bed and a wall in the hotel. Like my girlfriend had been drinking and she accidentally fell and rolled in there, and the other girl went in there and jumped on her. And for the longest time, they wouldn't get up, and I kept calling them and trying to pick her up, so I threw ice on them finally and still didn't get them up.

14:41 Drew Do you know your girlfriend to be lesbian or bisexual?

14:44 Caller Oh, well, later on that night, we walked into the bathroom and she said, she said, Michael, I think I'm bi. And then, like, it was hard for me to just take this, and I didn't really understand or know why she would be telling me something like that. And then she says, I'd never do anything to hurt you.

15:03 Adam However, she said, she'd never do anything to hurt you. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, they lower the ax.

15:10 Caller Yeah, I'm honest.

15:11 Drew I never lie, but I'll never do anything to hurt you. Never do anything to hurt you.

15:15 Caller I don't see how this is a problem.

15:17 Caller Yeah, like, I just have a hard time believing her. I just want advice if I should believe her or not.

15:22 Adam Believe the bisexual part, Michael.

15:26 Caller Yeah.

15:26 Adam What do you want to know?

15:28 Godsmack What do you want to believe? Are you into this kind of thing?

15:30 Caller Well, no, I don't approve of something like this.

15:33 Adam All right.

15:34 Godsmack Because you may be getting two for the price of one.

15:36 Adam Michael?

15:37 Caller Yeah, I thought about that.

15:40 Adam Here's what, Michael, listen to me. Here's what's going on with Michael. He is in over his head with this chick. Yeah. I mean, Michael's a little conservative, maybe a little pious. He wants a one-on-one relationship. This chick is wild. She's bi. She's acting out. She's getting loaded. She's falling in that no man's zone between the wall and the back of the bed at the hotel. He has to dump ice on her to get her out. I mean, she's living in the fast lane, and he's just sort of driving on the side streets, and this thing's going to turn into a wreck.

16:12 Drew It's in the process.

16:13 Adam Yeah, and Michael's trying to piece this thing together. She's telling him pretty clearly.

16:18 Drew Forget it.

16:18 Adam Yeah, moving on. So Michael, she's moving on. Listen to her. And I don't know what he keeps saying with, I don't know whether to believe her. She's making out with chicks and telling you she's bi. What is there not to believe?

16:30 Drew The question might be maybe she's just pulling a ruse on him to try to just get him away, to break up with him. But either case, she wants to break up with you.

16:38 Adam Right.

16:38 Drew Whether it's real or not, that's the message.

16:40 Adam You find yourself a nice woman in her 40s who's had a hysterectomy, has a couple of kids that are possibly in junior college and wants to just slow down a little and watch Matlock, right? All right. Elizabeth.

16:55 Yeah.

16:55 Adam You're 21.

16:58 Caller No, I'm 15.

16:59 Adam Oh, okay.

17:00 I don't think she's 21. I have a question.

17:01 Caller My brother has no job.

17:05 He's 24. All he does all day is smoke pop and he's about to have a kid. I've been trying to tell his girlfriend to give it up for adoption and she's been thinking about it. But her parents keep telling her that they'll disown her if she gets her as a baby.

17:22 Drew All right. Set the coordinates.

17:26 Adam They can raise the kid then.

17:28 Drew Perfect. That'll be nice. Think who they are.

17:31 Adam I know, but that's what's going to happen. I mean, this guy's smoking weed, doesn't have a job. All right.

17:37 Yeah. So I need to know how to persuade her more and stuff.

17:42 Adam Well, is there any kind of literature, any kind of books, anything you can give her?

17:48 Drew Get her to Planned Parenthood or somewhere where she can discuss options. Yeah.

17:52 I've been hearing about the Planned Parenthood. Is there a number for that or something?

17:58 Drew 1-800.

18:00 Adam Elizabeth, do you have a pen?

18:02 Let me get one.

18:03 Drew All right.

18:03 Adam Hey, you know what? Back in the day, I remember my mom had this, with the rotary phone, had this thing that stuck on the side of the phone, and there was a little pen stuck into it. And you see, you couldn't go anywhere because the phone weighed 30 or 40 pounds, and the cord was 3 feet long, and you basically were planted somewhere with it. And you could write stuff down, because there's always like a pad and a pencil there. But now, nobody's got a pad and a pencil, because everyone's on a, I don't know, she was like on a shoe phone or something.

18:36 Drew All right, 1-800-230-PLAN, 1-800-230-PLAN.

18:43 Adam And she can call that and see if she can do it. But she shouldn't become obsessed with this, because it's her brother and it's her...

18:50 Drew Not that she can do it, but she's 15.

18:52 Adam Her boy, I mean her brother's fiance, her brother's girlfriend, and she's going to do what she's got to do.

18:58 Drew Certainly not going to talk to your parents about it, as they may have some influence, but...

19:01 Adam Amy?

19:02 Caller Yeah.

19:03 Adam You're 16?

19:04 Caller Yeah.

19:04 Adam You're on with Godsmack, what's the question?

19:07 Caller Okay, I think you guys are cool, but anyway. I'm 16, and I've been with my boyfriend for about a year now, and the thing is, he wants to have sex, and I'm not real sure. I mean, I think I am, but the thing is, he's not a virgin, and I am, and I want him to be tested for STDs, but I don't know how to tell him.

19:30 Drew If he believes that you're going to have sex with him, he will be happy to comply. You need only ask.

19:38 Adam Yeah, just tell him you're ready, and he'll go do it.

19:43 Drew There will be no delay. He will go out right that day, if you ask him to.

19:49 Adam How many people has he been with?

19:51 Caller He's with two, but I don't believe him.

19:53 Adam You think it's more like two and a half?

19:55 Caller No, it's more. I think it's more.

19:57 Drew What are you guys going to do for contraception? Birth control.

20:01 Caller Yeah.

20:02 Drew What are you going to do?

20:03 Caller Use it.

20:05 Drew What are you going to use?

20:07 Caller I don't know what it's called.

20:10 Adam Well, you've really done some research.

20:11 Drew This is where you should be directing your attention, Amy.

20:14 Caller It's called that. Oh, no, I don't know.

20:17 Adam Hey, Amy, do you take health class at school?

20:20 Caller Yeah.

20:20 Adam You do?

20:21 Caller Yeah.

20:21 Adam Do you have a female teacher or male teacher?

20:24 Caller Male.

20:25 Adam Male. Okay. Do me a favor. Tomorrow, when you go in his class, I want you to kick him in the nuts for failing you.

20:32 Caller Wait, I took it like two years ago.

20:35 Adam Thank you. You took health two years ago?

20:37 Caller Yeah.

20:38 Adam All right. Were you awake? Did they talk about contraception or anything?

20:44 Caller I knew what it is. It's just I don't know. I just want him to get tested and I don't know how to tell him.

20:50 Godsmack Amy, I think even beyond that too, I mean, without just breath control, it never hurts to make sure people wear condoms too because some things don't show up till later anyways and absolutely.

21:00 Adam Why don't you just have him put the condom on?

21:03 Caller Yeah, but...

21:04 Adam What makes you think, how old is he?

21:06 Caller He's 17.

21:07 Adam He's 17. Why do you think he's lying about being with two girls?

21:11 Caller Because, I don't know, he's kind of attractive and I know how a lot of girls are and I think he has to be with more.

21:19 Adam Let me explain something, Amy. I haven't given this speech in a while. Just because you're into him doesn't mean other people are into him. Women do that all the time. You think he's hot so you think the world thinks he's hot because you think he's hot, but the reality is, I've had girls make this mistake with me before. They're into me so they figured I must have been getting laid all along. Oh, quite the contrary. It couldn't have been further from the truth. So Amy, he's 17. Is he an IV drug user? No. I mean, I don't want to talk you out of this, but I don't understand why you're going to sleep with this guy. You don't trust him. I mean, he says he's been with two chicks. He's 17. Maybe he's been with two chicks.

22:03 Caller No, I don't know. I don't know if I want to have sex with him.

22:06 Adam All right, well, don't do it then.

22:08 Drew If you do, make sure he wears a condom and make sure you have the morning after pill available. Do you understand me?

22:14 Caller Yeah.

22:16 Adam Okay.

22:16 Drew Where are you going to get the morning after pill from?

22:18 Caller Huh?

22:19 Adam Okay. Hey, Amy.

22:20 Caller Yeah.

22:21 Adam You're 16, honey. You could get a license at that age. You're practically an adult. What's up with you? You sound like a retarded 12-year-old. You're mean. Well, I know I'm a mean man. A mean, mean man. What is up with you? You're 16. It really sounds like you're in the seventh grade.

22:41 Caller I'm not in the seventh grade.

22:43 Adam Well, what's up?

22:44 Caller Nothing.

22:46 Adam She's got like that little girl sort of arrested thing going on. Are you, are you arrested in your development in any way?

22:53 Caller No.

22:54 Adam Uh-huh. Where's your dad?

22:56 Caller Huh?

22:57 Adam Is your dad around?

22:58 Caller Yeah.

22:59 Adam Is he good to you?

23:00 Caller Yeah.

23:01 Caller Huh?

23:01 Caller Yeah.

23:02 Adam A little too good, maybe? No. Okay. All right, Amy, listen, you're 16. You're going to have sex. It's time to, you know, start taking appropriate measures, all right?

23:12 Drew Okay. Talk to a doctor about it. Get the pelvic exam. A lot of things you got to do. A lot of responsibilities are associated with this. Amongst which is getting him tested, that's fine. But that is sort of one of the lesser concerns I have for Amy.

23:27 Adam Yeah. And if he puts the condom on, as Sully mentioned, it's kind of moot. Anyway, Godsmack is our guest tonight. The CD is Godsmack. We will hear something else off that in the next hour. When we come back, Godsmack, because we're going to take a little break, we'll speak to Monica. You don't like Monica?

23:46 Drew What? Peter.

23:47 Adam Peter? Where's Peter? Four. Let's see. He's 22. His girlfriend has been experiencing swelling, pain after sex.

23:57 Caller Hold on.

23:57 Adam Let me just say something to him.

23:59 Caller Peter?

24:00 Adam Yeah. Your girlfriend's getting swollen around the private parts there?

24:05 Caller She sure is.

24:06 Adam And that's after sex?

24:07 Caller Yeah. It's after sex. Ouch!

24:09 Adam Okay. We're going to take a little break and then we'll get back with Peter's girlfriend's swollen parts after this. It is the Loveline. Sully and Tommy are both here from Godsmack. Godsmack is the name of the CD. It's platinum, and like I said, that means it's good. Well, here's something else off of that, and I'll give you some dates where you can find them. But first, we'll get back to the phones and speak to Peter's 22. So Peter, your girlfriend gets swollen downstairs after you have sex.

25:11 Caller Yep. When we first started going out, which was about two years ago, we were like everywhere, like anytime. And then after about a year and a half, she started getting pains down there. So we kind of slowed down. And a little while ago, we were starting getting kind of heavy. And she said, no, wait, I still get swollen down there afterwards. And so I decided to call you guys up, see if you guys could help me out here.

25:37 Drew Well, no, wait a minute, that may just be her. I mean, some women can only tolerate so much.

25:41 Caller Well, why would that change after a while, you know?

25:45 Drew Has she told you that it's changed in reality or that she just used to tolerate it before?

25:50 Caller Oh, no, she said that before, you know, it was no problem, no pain.

25:53 Drew Is she lubricating properly?

25:55 Caller Well, before we wouldn't need to. And then we bought some gel from one of those stores and that stuff started burning her.

26:02 Drew Uh-huh, so it may all be sort of working together here. She's not lubricating normally. Maybe that gel is causing some reaction, like a vaginal infection.

26:09 Caller Yeah, we went to the Planned Parenthood.

26:11 Drew Great.

26:12 Caller And we talked to the doctors there and they said, oh, there's nothing wrong with you, so.

26:15 Drew All right, so it's just, it's just, she needs more sort of TLC.

26:21 Caller What kind of lube is that?

26:24 Drew We're new, we're marketing, man.

26:26 Adam TLC, the... The lube counts. The lube counts.

26:30 Caller Yeah, all right.

26:33 Adam There we go.

26:34 Caller We tried different stuff. The one we tried, it was like KY, but that wasn't doing the job properly.

26:40 Adam We're using the dipping tub or are we just spreading it on?

26:44 Caller Spreading it on.

26:44 Adam Well, there's your problem.

26:46 Caller I should just like get a vat and jump in?

26:48 Adam Well, you don't put your whole body in just your lower half.

26:51 Caller All right.

26:52 Adam You're kind of weighting it.

26:53 Drew No, Peter, it's just, you've got to sort of work with her on this. It's nothing that's unusual, particularly. It's just, that's...

27:00 Caller So we all have these problems, huh?

27:02 Drew Yes, yes. That's why those lubes are out there.

27:04 Caller All right, actually, for a while that was just me, but...

27:07 Drew You're not using a condom?

27:08 Caller Yeah, well, actually, we used to when we were going out, and then, you know, now she's on depot shots, so we don't use it much anymore.

27:15 Adam Yeah. I wish my parts would swell up down there.

27:18 Drew That'd be nice, huh?

27:19 Adam That'd be nice. Wouldn't it be good? Get a little extra width? I don't think you'd get any extra length out of it, but I think you'd get a little extra girth, wouldn't you?

27:28 Drew Really swell, yeah.

27:29 Adam Yeah. What about those penis enlargement operations that were all the fad about three years ago?

27:36 Drew About six years ago, wasn't it?

27:37 Godsmack Penis and pumps and all that?

27:39 Adam I would say from six years to about three years ago is where the window was. I'm talking about like fat injections.

27:45 Drew The penis. Magically, they've gone away.

27:47 Adam Them clipping some muscle or ligament down there that filled it out a little further and all sorts of stuff. And it was all going, some guy was, there was one doctor, I think it was in Miami or something that was doing it. And I haven't heard anything about it in the last three or four years.

28:03 Drew We're satisfied customers.

28:05 Caller That's because it took a while for people to figure out that knives and your penis don't mix.

28:10 Drew Well, that and your penis being larger is only something that gratifies you. It doesn't do anything for your partners.

28:18 Adam Yeah, well, I mean a little extra width. I mean, I think we could all use that. Seriously, if you guys, how many times you had sex and you looked down and you went, just a little more width. That's all I need. I just, Monica, I just want to hurt somebody just once.

28:36 Godsmack Our bass player got like the, we call him the hook.

28:39 Adam Oh, really?

28:39 Godsmack Yeah, he has the magic hook on the end.

28:41 Caller Yeah, he's got the hook.

28:42 Adam He's got the English on there.

28:44 Drew English, up or down?

28:45 Caller It goes left.

28:48 Adam It's like Democrats.

28:49 Caller Actually, is that a problem?

28:50 Godsmack It's like Northeast.

28:52 Adam It's only a problem if it's painful, right?

28:55 Caller Right.

28:56 Adam Monica?

28:56 Drew Or does it work right?

28:58 Adam You're 17. What's up?

29:00 Caller Hi. There's just this guy that, I don't know, it's just I really want to have a relationship with him because he's a really nice guy and I don't usually date nice guys because, I don't know, it's just I attract a lot of jerks. I'm like this jerk magnet. I don't know. I think they go for my body or something because I am large. I do have large breasts and being in high school, that's all I have, you know, like they joke around about my breasts and stuff.

29:31 Caller So I attract all the morons and jerks.

29:33 Adam How big are you?

29:35 Caller I'm a D.

29:36 Caller Nice rack.

29:38 Adam Sounds good. So you attract, listen, I like big breasts, oh wait a minute, I'm a jerk, that's right. I was going to say I'm not a jerk, but no.

29:45 Caller I think, it gets to the point where it's like terrible because like some of my football friends, they made up this game called Monica B-ball where they just like, when I wear a V neck, they think it's like a basket. So it's kind of, All right.

30:02 Adam But there's a party, it sounds like you kind of like the attention too.

30:05 Caller No, well, it is funny. You see, I'm a very funny person, you know, it's just a big joke, but.

30:11 Adam All right. So listen, you have big breasts. What's the problem?

30:15 Caller It's I met this really nice guy and he's shy. And I'm not really used to shy, nice guys. And I was just wondering because I just need advice. I don't know how to approach.

30:28 Adam What do you think he likes you?

30:30 Caller Yes, I think he does.

30:31 Adam Why do you think so?

30:33 Caller He's like, he told my friend that he doesn't know how to flirt or something like that. And why would he tell my friend? And it's like I met him through church. It was like my second time there. And he asked me for my number. And like girls have been going there for years now.

30:50 Adam He seems to be moving pretty good for a guy who can't get out of his own way.

30:54 Caller Yeah, but then here comes the big part. It's just like he's on and off with this one girl. And I heard that he's off now. So I'm thinking maybe he's just confused.

31:06 Drew Why don't you call him and ask him out?

31:08 Adam Well, do you have his number?

31:10 Caller No.

31:11 Adam He has your number?

31:12 Drew I have my church this week.

31:14 Adam He's Drew and in the House of God. He should jump on it.

31:17 Drew Not jump on it, but do it out in the parking lot. Watch a movie afterwards or something to get together.

31:22 Godsmack Definitely never hurts for a girl to be a little aggressive. I know a lot of guys do like that anyways, especially the shy ones.

31:27 Adam Especially when they have trouble motivating.

31:29 Godsmack He might be waiting for you to come on to him.

31:32 Caller And why do you think that you attract jerks?

31:34 Caller I don't know.

31:36 Caller See, I'm a very loud, funny person and I don't know. I'm a really nice girl. I guess in my school, they just look at you and all the quiet, shy guys are just, I think, are intimidated for me.

31:49 Adam Okay. Well, why don't you ask him out then?

31:52 Caller Okay.

31:52 Adam And why hasn't he called you? Has he called you?

31:55 Caller No.

31:55 Caller Well, how long ago? I guess he's shy too.

31:58 Adam How long ago did he get your number?

32:00 Caller A week ago.

32:01 Adam Okay. I don't want to screw with you too much here because I want you to ask him out this Sunday.

32:08 Caller Yeah.

32:09 Adam It's too bad you're not Jewish. You go out Saturday. Okay. But you guys tell me what you think about this. The guy had way enough to go up to her just to the second day of church and get the phone number off her, which is really the taller order. Calling isn't as hard as getting that number.

32:26 Godsmack He's definitely interested.

32:27 Adam Now, he's interested or was interested enough to go get the number from her, but yet it's been a week and he hasn't called her. She's saying it's because he's shy. But he's got this on again, off again thing and I think it may be game on with the other chick because this guy's a little smoother than Monica thinks or he wouldn't have gotten her phone number second day at church. But when you see him Sunday, just wear something low cut. It's important to wear. You show cleavage at church, right? And then ask him out. Go ahead, give it a try. What the hell? TJ? What's up?

33:08 I'm 18 years old and I have a problem with my old high school. Your old high school? My old high school that I went to. I'm from Alabama and I moved to Colorado. And when I moved, I had my picture, of course, the new year book and the senior thing. I didn't graduate there. I left before the year was over. In fact, I left before the end of the semester. But when I left, I ended up not submitting a senior quote, because you're supposed to put those in.

33:45 Adam A senior quote?

33:47 My quote, yeah. My quote at the bottom of the page. And someone ended up putting one in on my behalf somehow or another.

33:54 Adam I'm gay?

33:57 I dressed my sexuality.

33:59 Drew Are you gay?

33:59 Yes, I am. What?

34:01 Adam Oh, it did. It did. It was a good guess on my part, right?

34:05 Yeah.

34:06 Drew Somebody do that to you?

34:07 Adam Mine said Semper Fi, the Marine Call.

34:13 But.

34:13 Adam No, our school was so cheap and so effed up, we didn't even have those. It's just a black and white picture. Not in the yearbook, just black and white picture, me looking like an idiot, zit on my forehead, wearing my dad's deep corduroy blazer, looking like a big blockhead. Hey, so anyway, so he, what did it say exactly?

34:33 Well, the phrase, it said, I'll see you somewhere over the rainbow. That was the wording.

34:40 Drew How does that address your sexuality?

34:43 The rainbow representing the gay, all that kind of stuff.

34:47 Adam It does?

34:47 Godsmack It's good to me.

34:48 Caller It's good to me too.

34:49 Adam Listen, I pride myself on knowing the gay lifestyle inside and out because...

34:54 Godsmack Have you been called on this yet?

34:56 Well, the thing that ended up happening was that some parents in the community ended up getting upset about the reference there. And they told the seniors for the next year that they couldn't have quotes in the yearbook due to the objectionable quotes that I...

35:16 Adam Hold on a second there, TJ. I'll see you somewhere over the rainbow.

35:21 The rainbow coalition, the rainbow representing like a lot of gay kind of connotations like that represents the gay...

35:30 Adam Well, you got the Rainbow Warrior, which is the name of the Hawaiian state football team. And then there's a Rainbow Warrior, which is a Greenpeace ship. There's a...

35:41 Drew Sounds like a reference to Wizard of Oz.

35:42 Adam Wizard of Oz. There's leprechauns. They could be gay. Little gay guys, right?

35:48 There was men as a joke, and I know that a lot of people within the community saw it, and then the school took initiative enough to say...

35:58 Drew Well, it sounds like they rallied behind you.

36:00 Pardon?

36:01 Drew It sounds like they're rallying behind you, then.

36:03 Well, this is Alabama. They don't rally behind gay people.

36:06 Drew But it sounds like...

36:07 Adam The gays rally behind other guys, right?

36:08 Drew But that's what they're doing, right?

36:11 No, because I don't live there anymore. My family lives there.

36:14 Adam All right. So listen, TJ, here's my question.

36:18 Caller Yeah.

36:18 Adam Who cares? Who cares?

36:20 Caller It's just that it's my hometown and...

36:23 Adam It's your hometown and I'll see you over the rainbow. It's like you took off and you never completed that semester. To me, it's like, we'll see in another life or something.

36:32 Drew He didn't leave that quote though.

36:34 Adam I know he didn't leave it, but I mean, somebody put it... Hold on a second, screwball. I can't stand people belly aching about nothing. I know that TJ's got an axe to grind. Hold on a second. I'll see you somewhere over the rainbow. It doesn't seem to mean anything to me or anyone else in this room.

36:51 Drew I know.

36:52 Adam Not a gay reference.

36:53 Drew Obviously, the community is a buzz about it.

36:55 Adam The community is not a buzz about it. TJ is buzzing like a honey bee and he makes people buzz about things. You know no one gives a rat's ass about this. What do you mean the community is buzzing about it?

37:07 Drew They're not letting the community change the yearbook.

37:10 Adam TJ is screwing with this story somehow. This is not going to... the community is not a buzz over I'll see you somewhere over the rainbow. And furthermore, to me, it's sort of apropos because here's a guy who didn't finish up. He left before the year was over and they're like, we'll see you in a, you know, whenever, in another life or something.

37:32 Caller It seems that people are looking for things to bother themselves with.

37:35 Adam It sounds like TJ.

37:37 Drew I feel bad for him that he's closed out of his hometown, but thank God he knew enough to get out of there.

37:41 Adam Well, what do you mean? I still don't, why would the town be abuzz or the school board be abuzz about this, TJ.?

37:47 Godsmack I think more importantly, too, are you already open about this?

37:51 Caller I am where I live now.

37:54 Godsmack Were you before this happened?

37:56 Caller No, I was not. Faggot better run.

37:58 Adam Drew, please, now let him finish.

37:59 Caller The thing that bothers me is that it is an organization, a public organization, that is supposed to protect minors. And when this happened...

38:09 Adam You're talking about the yearbook organization?

38:11 Caller Totally opens up something that I was trying to conceal about.

38:14 Adam I'll see you somewhere over the rainbow?

38:16 Godsmack Maybe it's a blessing in disguise, maybe now you won't have anxiety about trying to hide it from everyone.

38:22 Adam Seriously, TJ., what is your issue? It's got to be more than this. What's going on with you?

38:30 Caller I moved out here with my parents and they found out and I don't live with them anymore.

38:38 Adam Because of this?

38:39 Caller Not because of this, but because they don't approve of my lifestyle.

38:43 Adam That's the issue to me, not the yearbook quote.

38:47 Caller It just annoys me. My parents victimized me and I don't want to be victimized.

38:53 Adam Okay, now we're getting at what's going on here, but it's nothing to do with the yearbook.

38:58 Caller Well, it just annoys me.

38:59 Drew Yeah, I know, but it's really about your parents.

39:01 Adam It's about your parents. Now, what happened with the parents?

39:05 Caller Well, I ended up moving out and I live with my boyfriend now. I have for about a year now probably.

39:13 Adam Right.

39:14 Caller And I mean, I miss them, but they're not going to have anything to do with me. So I just...

39:19 Drew Because they found out you were gay? You told them you were gay?

39:22 Caller Yeah. Well, they kind of found out.

39:24 Drew And they just one day kicked you out of the house or...?

39:26 Caller Well actually, they kind of said, you're not going to be able to be homosexual under our roof.

39:33 Adam How did they find out?

39:35 Caller They kind of found an email that I had sent to a friend of mine that I had printed out because it was just like, hey, how things are going, you know, that kind of thing. And because I had spent a summer in Boston with some friends of mine at Berkeley...

39:49 Adam K-Capitol, the country, everyone knows that.

39:52 Drew At the Berkeley Music Academy?

39:53 Caller Yeah.

39:54 Adam All right. Hey, TJ?

39:56 Caller Yeah.

39:56 Adam Listen, we're running late for break here. Here's my take. You have some issues and some anger and they should all be directed toward your family.

40:05 Drew Yeah, don't generalize it to the world at large.

40:08 Adam But here's the important thing, TJ.

40:09 Drew It will not serve you well.

40:10 Adam Here's what I'm getting at, because we run into this all night long and then I leave the studio and run into more of it out on the street, which is, you got a lot of energy and you have a lot of anger and a lot of hostility, and you should. It's all directed at mom and dad, and that's where it should be directed. But the yearbook staff saying, we'll see you somewhere over the rainbow, they don't need anything from you, and they don't deserve it either. And you're making that into something that it's not. That energy should all be put toward mom and dad and therapy. You know what I'm saying? It's not going to do you any good to just sort of randomly strike out. And it's confusing to the people who do it because they don't know where all this energy is coming from because they didn't mean anything by it.

40:52 Drew And it's great that you've established like this.

40:54 Godsmack I also think too that the more you let people see this effect to you, the more they're going to feed off it and prolong it. Right. You just let this blow over and it'll be gone quicker than it started.

41:05 Drew At least those people who actually do have energy will use this as target practice.

41:09 Godsmack Absolutely.

41:10 Caller All right.

41:10 Adam We got to take a break. And I think the tactical maneuver is going to Boston when the sexuality was sort of up in the air.

41:16 Drew Yeah.

41:16 Adam That's what it is.

41:18 Caller Godsmack will agree with you.

41:20 Adam Godsmack is here. They're from Boston. And we'll get back with them after this.

41:41 This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

41:57 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LAVE-191. Sully and Tommy are both here from Godsmack. They're out of Boston. They got themselves a platinum CD, which is called Godsmack, and we'll hear something else off of that CD in the next hour. I'm on Politically Incorrect tonight, if anyone cares, and Drew isn't for like the third or fourth time in a row over there.

42:23 Drew I have drdrew.com. You can log on to any of a number of the webcasts we've done.

42:28 Adam It's not the same. It's just not the same as being on a show like Politically Incorrect. But, alright. Antonio, you're 24.

42:38 Caller Yeah.

42:39 Caller I have a question about my girlfriend and, as far as us, and the lack of sex.

42:46 Adam Yeah.

42:48 Caller Excuse me. And we're both visually impaired.

42:52 Drew Visually impaired?

42:53 Caller Yeah.

42:55 Drew Adam loves that term.

42:56 Caller Yeah.

42:58 Adam Well, here's why. I was saying to somebody who called in, I said, oh, so you're blind? And they said, no, no, no, no, it's visually impaired, which is like Politically Correct thing now, except for just like African American or referring to every black guy. It can be confusing because some people are not from Africa and they're black. You know what I mean? And some people are not blind. They're visually impaired. So I don't know if that means your total blindness or you have some function.

43:32 Caller Oh, well, actually, I'm partially sighted.

43:34 Adam You're partially sighted. All right. And she's what?

43:37 Caller She's totally blind, but she has light perception, which means she could see light and shadows. Do you? Do you?

43:44 Adam When do you go from visually impaired to blind? Or can you be totally blind and be visually impaired?

43:50 Caller Well, actually, me, I just say whatever comes to mind. I don't really know.

43:53 Adam You don't know the definition? Because impaired suggests that there's some function. Yes.

43:59 Caller Yeah. All right.

44:00 Adam So she can't see just light.

44:03 Caller Yeah. She can see light and shadows.

44:05 Adam And you, you can see?

44:07 Caller And I could see just enough to get around, enough to ride a bike.

44:12 Adam Okay. And is that how you guys met?

44:15 Caller Actually, we met in high school. Yeah.

44:18 Adam And, and so what's going on? How's that factoring in to your relationship?

44:24 Caller Actually, we've been together for about almost seven years now. And we both have, well, sort of our own apartment. And we have two kids. Oh, you do?

44:35 Drew But you've, you're fathered two kids?

44:39 Caller Hers.

44:40 Caller Excuse me?

44:41 Drew With her.

44:41 Caller Yeah, with her. Right. Why aren't you married? Good question.

44:46 Drew All right. Why aren't you married?

44:49 Caller A lot of problems here and there. I'm a term you love, African American, and she's from a different culture.

44:58 Adam Where's she from?

44:59 Caller Um, Afghanistan.

45:01 Adam And so her parents don't want you to get married or your parents?

45:07 Caller Her parents, well, that part of the country is Muslim. So it's supposed to be like arranged marriage.

45:13 Adam Right.

45:14 Caller So, um...

45:15 Drew Yeah, but you already have two kids. Does that factor into the decision making?

45:19 Adam Yeah, her parents have already planned their suicide. Don't worry.

45:23 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

45:24 Adam All right. So why don't you get married? I mean, actually, it's like, if you would have said to them six years ago, could you ever imagine a scenario where you'd want Antonio to marry your daughter? They'd say no. But now I think they'd probably be happy to see you guys getting married.

45:40 Caller Um, the mother will, but the father won't.

45:43 Adam He don't want you to get married even though you have kids.

45:45 Drew Does he know about the kids?

45:47 Caller Yeah, he does. Actually, they didn't find out about us until we had our first child. Wow.

45:53 Drew Okay, so you gotta step up on behalf of the kids and get married.

45:57 Caller Come on. Yeah, we're actually in the process of talking about it. We're getting closer. Okay.

46:02 Drew And so her sex drive has dropped off? Yeah. When was she preparing for marriage? When was the last child?

46:09 Caller The last child was actually December of 97.

46:14 Drew She's not been depressed or anything lately?

46:16 Caller Excuse me?

46:17 Drew She's been depressed or anything lately?

46:19 Caller Um, no. No.

46:22 Adam What does she do? How are you guys able to support yourself?

46:26 Caller Um, actually SSI, which is government money. But actually just now we finally got tired of sitting around. They went off the government and she's gonna go take some classes and get into a computer training program.

46:43 Adam Yeah, seems like now is a pretty good time. I mean, it's never a good time to be blind, but you know, fifty years ago you were screwed. Now you can be pretty functional. I mean, fifty years ago you had to like string beads for a living or something.

46:58 Caller Or sell pencils.

46:59 Adam Or sell pencils. Now you can do that, but just to supplement your income after you make your money in the computer field. All right, so her sex drive has fallen off.

47:10 Drew Relationship going okay?

47:11 Caller Um, up and down. Actually, I had moved out for a while because my mom and her didn't get along.

47:19 Drew All right, so just know this.

47:21 Adam Your mom and her don't like each other either.

47:23 Drew There's all this strife amongst the different players here. And you've had some issues in your relationship. The reason she is not physically involved with you is that she is having difficulty emotionally connecting with you. Women need to be emotionally tuned in before the physical stuff works.

47:39 Adam It's important for them to think you're listening. Amanda.

47:44 Yes.

47:44 Adam You're 18. You think you're having two kinds of orgasms?

47:49 Caller Yeah.

47:49 Adam Because regular and extra crispy?

47:53 Godsmack Not like you.

47:54 Drew Premium and regular.

47:56 Adam Because sometimes something comes out of you?

47:59 Caller Yes.

48:00 Adam And other times it doesn't?

48:01 Caller Right.

48:02 Adam Which one's better?

48:04 Caller Lately, the clitoral orgasm has been better.

48:07 Adam Is that when something comes out of you?

48:09 Caller Yes.

48:10 Adam All right. Stick with that one. Listen, I got to get back to that chicken we're eating.

48:16 Drew No, we have to do some more.

48:18 Adam No, I got to eat that chicken. I do. It's killing me. I'm going nuts for that chicken, Drew.

48:24 Caller We're going to take a little break.

48:28 Adam Godsmack is here. We're going to get to grubbing and we'll be back after this.

48:33 Caller Loveline, be right back in a minute.

48:46 Adam Loveline, we're going to take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the Fabulous Show in just 10 seconds.

48:53 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

48:59 Outrageous talk, radio 100.7, The Buzz.

49:02 Caller I believe I've heard some of the things that have been said here.

49:04 Caller You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

49:07 KQBZ Seattle.

49:08 Adam It is Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Sully and Tommy are both here from Godsmack. Godsmack is the name of the CD as well. We'll hear something off of Godsmack's CD, I think, in this break at some point. Right? Is this a break we're in?

49:29 Drew This is a set.

49:31 Adam The set? This little chunk.

49:33 Drew What would you call this?

49:34 Adam Chunk. I'll call it a chunk of show.

49:35 Drew This chunk. All right.

49:36 Adam This particular chunk.

49:38 Drew Pilo show.

49:38 Adam This pile, this particular portion of the pile, we will hear something. Amanda?

49:44 Caller Yes.

49:44 Adam You're 18? What's up?

49:47 Drew This is the two different orgasm, girl.

49:48 Caller Yes.

49:48 Adam Oh, still you again. Yeah, I'm done with you.

49:51 Drew Well, what's your question? We haven't heard a question yet.

49:53 Caller Pretty much. I want to know, am I pissing on him?

49:55 Drew No. You're ejaculating on him, basically.

49:58 Caller What is it?

49:58 Adam You might as well pee on him, though.

50:00 Drew There's glands in that region that produce fluid. There's stains and bartholins and whatnot.

50:05 Caller But before, the vaginal orgasms were stronger. Is this a normal thing?

50:11 Drew Yeah. I think you're trying to make distinctions between types of orgasm that don't really exist.

50:18 Adam Yeah. They never hear guys going, that was a left ball.

50:24 Drew Both balls at that time?

50:24 Adam Oh, I got them both off.

50:26 Caller That was a right ball.

50:28 Adam I mean, guys, it's like...

50:29 Drew That was a peanut orgasm.

50:30 Adam Something came out of my dick and it wasn't pee and I couldn't be happier and I want to watch some TV. We're not breaking it all down.

50:39 Drew That was a prostate orgasm. That was a penis orgasm.

50:42 Caller Well, the question I have for men, right? You can't urinate.

50:46 Drew No. You're shut off.

50:48 Caller Okay. So now for women, is that the same?

50:50 Drew No. They can urinate.

50:51 Adam Oh.

50:51 Caller Well, good for you.

50:52 Adam Yeah. But this probably isn't urine. This is probably some sort of ejaculant. And which is becoming, maybe we're evolving as a species because I swear to God, we didn't hear about this a few years ago and now it's every other call.

51:08 Drew One of our most popular topics.

51:09 Caller Well, unless people start calling you Niagara, don't worry about it.

51:12 Adam I have never been with a woman who's done this, although I don't know that because I never bring them to orgasms. That's possible. They all could have had this potential. I don't know. Laura?

51:23 Caller Hello.

51:23 Adam You're 18?

51:25 Caller Yes.

51:25 Adam What's up?

51:26 Caller I have a question for Godsmack.

51:29 Caller I'm thinking about getting a tattoo and since you guys have a lot, I was wondering where a good place to get one is.

51:36 Adam Tattoo parlor?

51:38 Drew Where are you calling it?

51:38 Godsmack Prison?

51:40 Caller Where do I live?

51:41 Drew Where are you?

51:42 Adam Good place on your body, you mean, right?

51:44 Caller Yeah, yeah.

51:45 Adam You mean like a least painful place?

51:48 Caller Yeah, because I'm kind of a foot.

51:50 Godsmack That's going to be tough because the least painful place probably is on the outside of your arms and that's not too ladylike, so unless you're into that kind of thing.

51:58 Drew The outside of your arm, the forearms or the arm arm, the shoulder?

52:00 Godsmack The whole front part of your arm is pretty painless. I mean, you get certain spots, but the inside of your arm, the more tender parts of your belly button, the lower of your back and stuff like that.

52:11 Caller When you get to the joints like near your wrist, near your elbow, that's all pretty sensitive on the inside of the arm. How about testicles?

52:18 Godsmack Are you getting the tribal sun? Is that what you're looking at?

52:22 Caller I was going to get a crescent moon.

52:24 Caller Oh, nice.

52:25 Caller You know what? A good spot I like on women is on the back of the neck. I know everybody's doing it, but it's a really, really cool spot.

52:32 Adam You like that spot? Is it painful? Doesn't seem like it would be too painful.

52:35 Godsmack I heard the neck isn't that bad.

52:36 Caller No, it's usually not anything that big.

52:38 Godsmack The back of the neck. I like the lower back.

52:41 Caller The lower back's good too.

52:42 Caller Oh, that's a good spot. Yeah, I was thinking about getting it there.

52:44 Adam What is it?

52:45 Godsmack Above the snudge.

52:46 Adam It's a crescent moon, just a crescent moon? Is that it? Is there more to it?

52:53 Caller It's like the little, like the man in the moon, crescent moon.

52:57 Adam Yeah.

52:58 Caller You know what I'm talking about?

52:58 Adam Yeah.

52:59 Caller Yeah, that's what I want to get.

53:01 Adam Okay. The man in the moon, oh, like when he's smiling. Yeah.

53:05 Caller Yeah, yeah.

53:06 Adam Right. Okay.

53:08 Caller If you're convinced to getting a tattoo, as far as the pain goes, you're just going to have to grin and bear it anyway, because if you want it there, that's where it's supposed to go.

53:15 Godsmack It's not even that bad.

53:17 Adam I was getting the hair lasered off my neck down here, because I get a neck rash down here. So I had Drew's friend hit me at the laser, and I was finally crying, I got to tell you. I'm kind of a pussy though, but he said that it's painful in the middle of your body where things cross. I think where he said, I'm crying here with my brain here, but what's the part of your body, your nerve ending?

53:52 Drew We get input from both sides.

53:53 Adam Yeah, he said they crossed, so they came together. So basically what this guy was saying is anything you have done down the middle of your body is going to be more painful than at one end or the other.

54:04 Caller That makes total sense. When I had the sun down on my back, maybe to my shoulder blades around the spine, I could feel it in my fingertips.

54:11 Adam Right. Well, what are you going to do though?

54:14 Godsmack But you know what? Tattoos in general, it's not like pain that you can't tolerate. I mean, it hurts, but it's not like this kind of excruciating pain that you can't deal with. And when it's over, it feels like a sunburn or something.

54:26 Caller It's a small moment in time.

54:28 Adam Yeah. That laser hair remover removal, that is excruciating. That's only for men and women who, you know, around the bikini area. Daniel, Daniel, you're 23. What's up?

54:41 Caller Yes. This question is for Dr. Drew. Since I was 15, a freshman in high school, I've been on so many dermatology medicines, retin-A, erythromycin, menocycline, tetracycline, different, anything that I could get my hands on from my dermatologist, I've been on. And now I am on orthotrycycline, which I've heard helps skin.

55:12 Drew Sometimes, or makes it worse.

55:15 Caller And I'm also...

55:15 Adam Well, wait a minute. Isn't that birth control?

55:17 Caller Yeah.

55:18 Adam Yes.

55:18 Caller I'm on it for the birth control reason, but I had heard and talked to my doctor.

55:23 Drew It can't help the skin. It can.

55:25 Adam How's your skin doing?

55:27 Caller Oh, well, that's my question. I've been on the orthotrycycline now since May of last year. And it seems to be helping a little bit, but there is more red scarring coming through.

55:42 Drew Why have you not been on Accutane?

55:44 Caller It's not that bad.

55:46 Drew Wait a minute.

55:47 Adam You've been on a hundred different medications.

55:48 Drew You've been on everything else and you're still having trouble. I mean, the Accutane these days is being used extremely readily.

55:55 Caller Is that for only scarring or?

55:57 Drew No. And dermatologists now have a great facility. Have you seen a dermatologist?

56:03 Caller I just moved so I don't have a new one.

56:06 Drew Well, dermatologists, they have a great facility with dosing this and using sort of appropriate amounts of Accutane these days. It's a lot different than it used to be where they were using big doses all the time with everybody. It's sort of become more of a nuance.

56:19 Adam You know, I thought...

56:20 Drew Definitely, you should be on this.

56:21 Adam I thought you were supposed to not get zits. Like I was always under the impression when I was 16 that you stopped getting zits on like your 18th birthday.

56:31 Drew You and I acquired them around that time.

56:33 Adam I got like a, you know, I'm 35. I got some gray hairs, a prostate that's going, and a zit.

56:41 Drew Yeah.

56:41 Adam You know what I mean? And I think that ain't right. One or the other. You know what I mean? Either the gray hair and the prostate give away.

56:49 Drew Yeah. Or clear skin at least.

56:51 Adam Clear skin. I still get a zit.

56:53 Drew Yeah, it's not fair.

56:53 Adam What is up with that? Is this going on longer than it should? I mean, in life in general?

56:58 Drew That's a good question. I don't know. It seems like it doesn't.

57:02 Adam You didn't see like in the old Western days. I've seen those movies.

57:05 Caller No one had a zit.

57:07 Adam Guys were like 19 or 20. They had the chaps and the hat and everything.

57:12 Caller I didn't see anyone with a zit.

57:14 Adam It was funny. You think old days. You go, no one had zits in the old days because they were always like, that's Rock Hudson playing the part of Wyatt Earp or something. I guess they didn't hire people that had zits to portray the gunslingers.

57:28 Drew But you don't see pictures of the 19th century.

57:30 Adam No, I think like a hundred years ago when you were 25, you were like a man and you didn't have a zit at 25.

57:40 Drew Maybe we bathe too much or something, you know what I mean?

57:43 Adam You mean you're saying there's something.

57:45 Drew Something, who knows.

57:46 Adam Well, I don't know if there's any way to document that.

57:50 Godsmack Fry all the food in Crisco oil and all that.

57:52 Drew No, it turns out it has nothing to do with the diet.

57:54 Godsmack You chop the pig's head off and put it well over flame and that's it.

57:57 Drew It has been well studied. It does not influence by diet.

58:00 Caller How is that then if 100 years ago you could die from a cold but yet you had no acne?

58:05 Drew Maybe all the people with acne died.

58:07 Adam Man, that's it.

58:09 Caller It was a killer.

58:09 Adam Or were killed. Yeah, they're burned at the stake. It's the heretics. All right, I can't figure that out. All I know is I woke up this morning, look at my back, I got a zit on it and I'm thinking, Jesus Christ, I'm 35 years old, I'm losing muscle mass, my ass hurts, I got gray hair, now a zit on the back. What kind of justice is that? Right, Drew?

58:31 Drew You're what? You're 35 now?

58:33 Adam I'm 35.

58:34 Drew Oh, it's just starting.

58:35 Adam So I got a zit.

58:35 Drew Oh, poor boy.

58:36 Adam I'm not going to be in my 80s and have a zit.

58:39 Drew Wait, the next two years.

58:40 Adam Hey, grandpa's got a zit.

58:41 Drew What is our contact? Am I going to go through the next two years with you as you decay? This is going to be awesome.

58:46 Adam I ain't going to make it two years. Make about a year, a year and a month. That's it, I'm dying. You know, I went to a dermatologist once for my neck rash. You know what that bastard told me to do? Grow beard. Oh, yeah. That's like, I get Groucho Marx for dermatologists. He's totally serious, still. No, no, grow beard. That'll be $65. Asshole, what do you mean, grow beard? That's all you can do. All right. Rachel?

59:14 Caller Yeah.

59:14 Adam You're 16. What's up?

59:16 Caller Okay. My boyfriend can push his testicles up and back so they're not in his sack anymore. And they're still in his skin and stuff, but above his penis.

59:30 Drew Right. They're under the skin, but like marbles under the skin, above the penis.

59:35 Caller Yeah, exactly. He showed it to me a month ago and I thought it was pretty weird. And I asked him if it was normal and he said he didn't know. He could do it for as long as he remembered. But he always thought it was weird, so he never asked any of his friends if they could.

59:47 Caller I was just curious.

59:48 Drew Does he, does it pull up there automatically when he orgasms too?

59:51 Caller Sometimes.

59:52 Drew Yeah. Well, again, I worry when guys get that there might be sort of a hernia track there, but not necessarily. And it's not.

1:00:00 Caller Like, does he need to go to the doctor?

1:00:02 Drew Well, he should be checked, but he doesn't have to run out and do it. It's not, they're not necessarily going to find anything. A lot of guys can do this and it can be normal.

1:00:10 Caller Okay.

1:00:10 Drew Okay.

1:00:11 Adam Well, you guys got one hell of a relationship.

1:00:13 Caller You too? Yeah, me too.

1:00:15 Caller Why?

1:00:17 Adam Tony, can you do that?

1:00:18 Caller My guys kind of run for cover sometimes.

1:00:20 Drew They go up during the, and they go up in there. Yeah.

1:00:23 Adam Yeah.

1:00:23 Godsmack It's normal.

1:00:24 Drew It's normal.

1:00:24 Adam Yeah. It's called the...

1:00:26 Caller And the skin becomes like...

1:00:27 Godsmack It's like a bald cavity up there.

1:00:29 Drew The cremasteric response.

1:00:30 Adam Yeah. Well, you got nothing. You got like the turkey gobbler just hanging there, but nothing in it.

1:00:35 Drew No, they evacuate.

1:00:37 Adam Yeah, but the whole... Yeah, well, the sack goes up, but it doesn't go in you.

1:00:43 Drew Yeah, but it's...

1:00:45 Adam It hardens. It looks like a brain under there.

1:00:50 Drew It turns into a coral bow.

1:00:51 Caller It's like stone.

1:00:56 Godsmack I started to think of that game Robitron with the big brains that ran around you.

1:01:01 Adam It's like a squirrel's brain has been stuck onto the bottom of your penis.

1:01:05 Caller It's not kind of funny that it looks like a brain and a lot of women say that we think with our...

1:01:10 Adam Right.

1:01:10 Caller So, actually, I do let mine do my thinking for me, so...

1:01:14 Godsmack Sure.

1:01:14 Caller All right, Anse.

1:01:15 Adam Sign all your contracts, everything.

1:01:17 Caller Why not?

1:01:20 Adam Steve?

1:01:20 Caller Yo.

1:01:21 Adam You're 28.

1:01:22 Caller I am.

1:01:23 Adam Yeah, what's up?

1:01:24 Caller Got a couple things. First off, I want to put a plug-in for you, Adam. All right. In Universal Studios... Hello? Yeah. Universal Studios, there's a Waterworld show, and this dude who plays this, like, evil guy, talks exactly like you. Is that you, by the way?

1:01:40 Drew Yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's out of stage job.

1:01:42 Adam I'm there from 7 to 9 every night, then I come right to the studio. I just dry off and come to the studio.

1:01:47 Drew Are you talking about here or in Florida?

1:01:49 Caller Man, I'm telling you, you're good.

1:01:50 Drew Wait, are you talking about here or in Florida?

1:01:52 Caller No, I'm talking about here. Here in Universal City.

1:01:56 Adam Really?

1:01:56 Godsmack I just went there today.

1:01:57 Adam You did?

1:01:58 Caller I mean, he talks like him.

1:02:00 Adam Did you see the Waterworld stunt show?

1:02:02 Godsmack No, I passed on it.

1:02:04 Caller I'm going tomorrow. I'm going to watch. I'm going to listen for you.

1:02:06 Adam Yeah, tell me if the guy sounds like me. And if he does sound too much like my lawyer, shut the show down, right?

1:02:11 Caller Yeah, there you go.

1:02:13 Adam All right, so...

1:02:14 Caller Here's my dilemma.

1:02:16 Adam Yes.

1:02:16 Caller I've been dating this chick, this woman. She's a perfect, wonderful, gorgeous, great-looking, nice body. She's younger than me. We've been going for about six months now. And every time we have sex, she has a TV in her room. I got one in my room. She always has to pop in that porn. Always.

1:02:39 Godsmack God bless her.

1:02:40 Adam Good for her. What's wrong with that?

1:02:44 Caller Well, here's the thing. She can't get off unless that porn is in there.

1:02:49 Godsmack She's making him feel insecure.

1:02:52 Caller Day one, you know, I thought it was pretty cool, you know, that she liked watching porn and everything. But, you know, sometimes, you know, I forget the porn. I just want to get down and dirty. But-

1:03:05 Adam Hold on, Steve.

1:03:06 Caller Yeah.

1:03:06 Adam You can't get down and dirty with a porn on in the backgrounds of throwing your concentration off. You know, you don't want to get down and dirty. You want to cuddle. You're insecure.

1:03:17 Caller I don't want to cuddle.

1:03:19 Adam No, but you're insecure.

1:03:20 Caller Yeah, but I'm just saying this because, like, if we go to, like, a hotel or, like, in the-

1:03:26 Adam You've got that pay-per-view...

1:03:27 Caller .of some hotel, you know.

1:03:30 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:03:31 Caller You have that stimulation for her. It's like-

1:03:33 Adam You put on that cable-tron or whatever they have, the softcore porn.

1:03:37 Caller Yeah, you can't see anything with that stuff, though.

1:03:39 Adam Hey, Steve.

1:03:40 Caller Yeah.

1:03:40 Adam Listen, really, is this a big issue for you? Do you feel inadequate?

1:03:45 Caller Do I feel inadequate?

1:03:46 Adam Hey, here's a question. Okay, here's what my question for you is, Steve.

1:03:49 Caller Hi.

1:03:50 Adam If she seems like she's a little screwy in this porn thing, it's just sort of the tip of the iceberg, that's one thing. But if she's healthy, adjusted, loving, monogamous, and this just- this particular thing just kind of floats her boat in the bedroom, and that's where she leaves it, and you know, then I say more power to her, and you should enjoy this too. But if this is some sort of tell of something, some other thing, some bigger problem, then that's what we should focus on. But if not, you should get over it. So which one is it?

1:04:23 Caller Okay, well, it's a bigger problem then.

1:04:26 Adam There you go. What's the bigger problem?

1:04:28 Caller The bigger problem is, why can't she-

1:04:33 Drew No, she can't figure it out.

1:04:35 Adam Steve, she may want to- 28, brother.

1:04:39 Godsmack She may want to, like-

1:04:40 Drew No, has she been abused? Has she got chaos? Is she unable to be intimate? What's going on with her?

1:04:46 Caller Well, sometimes she's unable to be intimate. I've caught her cheating twice.

1:04:52 Drew Cheating with a guy?

1:04:54 Caller Yeah.

1:04:55 Godsmack That's a bigger problem.

1:04:56 Drew You got all kinds of problems.

1:04:57 Adam The guy from the stunt show?

1:05:00 Caller Her, her, it seems like her...

1:05:01 Caller That's why I'm asking Adam.

1:05:02 Adam Alright, so Steve, she's chaotic.

1:05:05 Caller She is chaotic.

1:05:06 Adam Okay.

1:05:07 Caller Her eyes are dilated. I don't know if she, maybe she's on medication.

1:05:10 Adam She could have been dead for the last week, for all you know.

1:05:13 Caller What?

1:05:13 Adam Okay, hey listen, Steve.

1:05:14 Drew There's a lot going on.

1:05:15 Adam How old is she?

1:05:16 Caller She's 24.

1:05:17 Adam And she's pretty screwed up then, right?

1:05:20 Caller Well, yeah, she's supposed to have a big sex drive at 24.

1:05:23 Drew Oh, Steve, please.

1:05:24 Godsmack How long have you been together for?

1:05:26 Adam Six months.

1:05:27 Drew And now Steve, Steve, Steve.

1:05:31 Adam What does she do for a living?

1:05:32 Caller Huh?

1:05:33 Adam What does she do for a living?

1:05:34 Caller She's an actress.

1:05:35 Caller No, that's another problem.

1:05:38 Adam That's a final nail in the coffin. Yeah, she's a piece of work. And Steve's got himself caught up with a piece of work. And like I said, three or four times of the Steve had difficulty interpreting what I was saying. This whole porn in the bedroom thing is not an isolated thing. She's kind of whacked out overall. And I think that's what Steve's objection is.

1:05:57 Drew Right.

1:05:57 Adam Steve does not have the capacity whatsoever to communicate with her.

1:06:02 Drew Well, he doesn't know what's going on with her. He's in a completely empathic failure.

1:06:05 Adam That's right. So, so he should probably just break up or just sort of put a condom on and have some kicks. Yeah, have some fun with it. But he shouldn't look at this seriously.

1:06:15 Godsmack It's almost like dating dancers, you know.

1:06:18 Adam Right. Yeah, just have your kicks. You know it's going to end soon enough.

1:06:22 Godsmack It's not fun, but sooner or later they turn into a headcase and it's just trouble if you try to like get too serious with it.

1:06:27 Adam Oh yeah, I lived with one for a while, so I know all about that. Although, I was crazier than she was at the time. Yeah, I had the dancer complaining. This construction guy is a piece of work, she tells her other abused friends at the club. All right, we're going to hear a little something from Godsmack. That's what we're going to do before we go on a break. It's off of the Platinum Album, Godsmack, and it's called Keep Away. That is Keep Away from Godsmack, off of the Plant & Melm Godsmack. The Godsmackers are here, Sully and Tommy, and we're gonna take a little break. I'm gonna do some lip smacking on that jerk chicken out there, and we'll be back with more Loveline after this.

1:11:31 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:11:49 Adam All righty, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, and that is Dr. Drew over there. We have Sully and Tommy both from Godsmack here tonight. And I want to take this question over here, Drew. Brian?

1:12:05 Caller Yes.

1:12:05 Adam You're 27.

1:12:06 Caller Yes.

1:12:07 Adam What's up?

1:12:07 Caller Well, first of all, I got a comment for you, Adam, since you don't like the word finger-banging.

1:12:12 Adam Yeah.

1:12:12 Caller I thought about digital manipulation.

1:12:16 Adam It's good, except for, you know, like diddling and digital manipulation and all that kind of stuff. It doesn't imply putting the finger in you.

1:12:26 Caller True.

1:12:26 Adam And that's what we need to get across without saying...

1:12:29 Caller Digital intrusion.

1:12:31 Adam Digital intrusion? But that sounds like someone hacked into your vagina as some computer kid and like... I don't mean hacked, I mean computer hacked.

1:12:39 Caller Yeah.

1:12:40 Adam That's what I mean.

1:12:45 Caller Go ahead, Brian.

1:12:47 Caller For Godsmack, I saw you guys at Livestock in Tampa last year and you guys rocked and I'm going to see you guys on the 23rd, I believe, and I was just...

1:13:00 Adam You mean, yeah, in Tampa again.

1:13:01 Caller Yeah, in Tampa.

1:13:02 Caller Right.

1:13:03 Caller And I was just wondering how's the tour with the Jim Rose Side Circus going?

1:13:08 Godsmack It's awesome.

1:13:09 Caller Freaks.

1:13:11 Adam I didn't know you guys were touring with that Jim Rose.

1:13:13 Godsmack Yeah, Jim Rose Circus.

1:13:15 Adam Oh my God. I told you.

1:13:17 Godsmack Yeah, it's... every night is a mental challenge.

1:13:22 Caller You haven't lived till you've seen a mango stuffed seven feet of tube and it's through his nose into his stomach and all that stuff.

1:13:29 Godsmack Pumping water into it with Gatorade and ketchup and chocolate mixed and then siphon it back out and drink it again.

1:13:37 Adam Oh man.

1:13:39 Godsmack It's some crazy stuff.

1:13:41 Caller It's good. His whole act, he does a bunch of stuff.

1:13:42 Godsmack How's that chicken treating you now?

1:13:45 Adam It'll be back. Don't worry.

1:13:47 Caller It's nice to watch him fall during his little portion of the act.

1:13:51 Adam For those who... Well, I guess most people know the Jim Rose sideshow. He just... It's a sort of circus for the 90s. I mean, a lot of freakish stuff. He is a... I don't know, is a guy putting a nail through his testicles or anything like that?

1:14:05 Godsmack No, they smash his testicles with a sledgehammer. They put a cinder block on it.

1:14:11 Caller That can be good, right, Drew?

1:14:13 Drew How come it doesn't explode?

1:14:16 Adam Well, there's a professional. That's how come.

1:14:18 Godsmack A professional.

1:14:20 Adam Let me tell you my Jim Rose story.

1:14:21 Godsmack How do you get good at that, though?

1:14:23 Adam I haven't told this story in a little while. I was in Sacramento with Korn and Jim Rose. When do you think that was? A little over a year ago? A year and a half ago? I kind of do stuff with Korn, website stuff, and I'm kind of friendly with the Korn guys. So they were going to Sacramento, and they were doing some tour or something. They're doing some record signing at some Sacramento record store, and they invited me to go with them, and I went over there with them, and I just sort of hung out, and Jim Rose was there. And I think Jim Rose may have exposed himself, because the Sacramento police called me a couple of days later, wanting to know what I knew, but apparently Jim got into some trouble. But the point is, is we were in the back of some like tower records in Sacramento, just sitting on some boxes, having a cigarette and kind of relaxing, getting away from the whole crowd, and the corn scene, and the hustle, and the bustle. And we're just sitting out there alone. And I said, Jim, you've been on the road for a long time, you've been touring for many years. Obviously, you're making some money. Don't you just, what are you doing? Are you saving your money up? You just want to get some like A-frame cabin somewhere in Montana and retire? What about kids or your wife? And what about being on the road so much and everything? Don't you want to just relax a little? And he said, well, I have, you know, I'm married and my wife travels with me and, you know, she's in the show and so we stay together and she shoots fire out of her vagina. But, huh? She shoots fire out of her vagina, you know, she's in the show. Oh, well, that's nice. You guys, you know, being together, it's hard when you're on the road and your mate's not with you. But if she can travel with you and shoot fire out of her vagina, well, that's nice. It's a nice way to keep the family together.

1:16:21 Drew She can do it on any day too, not just the week before a period.

1:16:23 Adam If you, yeah, I told Jim, I said, my girlfriend shoots fire out of her vagina like three days out of a month only though. And Jim was like, serious? Well, that's not going to work because we tour. I mean, we're on the road 300 out of 365 days. So I was like, doesn't our gynecologist get pissed off about that? You know, I mean, like gynecologist could get mad if you wore like nylon panties instead of cotton, right? But shooting fire out of the vagina, that's got to piss them off.

1:16:57 Caller Well, lucky for her, it's not even voluntary.

1:17:00 Godsmack Fire anyways, it's sparks, it's a shower, it's a shower of sparks.

1:17:02 Caller They've seen it.

1:17:04 Caller They've seen it.

1:17:06 Caller We see it every night.

1:17:07 Caller It's only, it would only be fire if you were...

1:17:08 Godsmack It's the opening of the show.

1:17:10 Caller Yeah, fire in the hole.

1:17:11 Godsmack Well, right after he swells razor blades.

1:17:13 Drew What does she do?

1:17:15 Godsmack She shoots sparks. Sparks. She sparks.

1:17:17 Caller With a little grinder.

1:17:19 Godsmack It's like, you know, the pyro techniques, the shower sparks that comes out like on the Grammys, only comes straight out.

1:17:27 Adam What is she wearing? I mean, can you see stuff?

1:17:31 Caller Whatever it is, it's shooting out sparks.

1:17:33 Godsmack She doesn't wear that much, but it's a great show.

1:17:37 Adam Are you looking at her vagina?

1:17:39 Godsmack Well, it's kind of done under like UV lights and stuff, so it's dark.

1:17:43 Caller And then Omega lights his cigarette off.

1:17:45 Godsmack Yeah, and then Omega was the guy who's tattooed from head to toe, bends down and lights a cigarette off his box. You know, they shoot out sparks.

1:17:53 Drew Adam, you had pride in what you could do with your anus.

1:17:57 Adam My buddy, my buddy, the Wheeze lit a cigarette off a fart I lit one time when we were roommates or like 19, and I thought that was pretty impressive, but this is even, this even has the Wheeze beat.

1:18:12 Caller Wow.

1:18:14 Adam And so what else goes on?

1:18:15 Godsmack He said it's like a bad mining accident.

1:18:19 Adam So, so, so, so the vaginal, the vaginal sparking goes on, and then what else? There's the whole bile ingestion thing.

1:18:29 Caller That's really good.

1:18:29 Adam I don't like that.

1:18:31 Caller The rubber wrestler can put his entire body through the head of a tennis racket.

1:18:35 Godsmack Oh yeah, that dislocates his eyes.

1:18:37 Adam Okay, yeah. And then there's the sledgehammer on the testicles.

1:18:42 Caller Yeah, that's the same guy.

1:18:43 Godsmack They have some guy balance a lawn mower on the top of his lip, upside down running, and then people from the crowd throw heads of lettuce at it, shreds lettuce off of the blades spinning.

1:18:53 Adam Wow. Have you seen any mishaps? No.

1:18:59 Caller No, really, no.

1:19:00 Adam Wow.

1:19:00 Godsmack Pretty good.

1:19:01 Adam Jesus Christ.

1:19:03 Godsmack Although it takes forever to clean up the lettuce. And when it comes out on stage, it doesn't come out barefoot, you know, and you go sliding across the stage and I had a lettuce.

1:19:11 Drew Seriously Tommy, I was shooting the fire in my vagina. No, no, actually it's spark. Yeah. It's not real fire. No flame actually as they do.

1:19:21 Adam I'm going to bust Jim's balls the next time I see them because, hey Jim, come on, I pictured like a flame thrower. This is just like all Fourth of July sparkler. Come on, buddy. Stop bragging about your wife's vagina.

1:19:31 Godsmack It actually looks like, you know, when people are welding on the construction building.

1:19:34 Adam Right. They get like dark.

1:19:36 Godsmack Well, they're going to shoot now and bouncing off the carpet. Yeah, that's one of those deals.

1:19:41 Adam Jesus Christ.

1:19:42 Godsmack It's pretty serious. Spark shower.

1:19:44 Adam Ashley, you're 14.

1:19:47 Caller Yeah.

1:19:47 Adam What's up?

1:19:48 Caller Well, my little sister has been complaining of headaches for a long time now.

1:19:53 Caller And it finally, it's like hurting her so bad.

1:19:57 Caller My mom took her to the hospital and they said that she can have, um, I can't pronounce it, monodeninvus, there's one there. You guys are you?

1:20:07 Drew Meningitis?

1:20:09 Caller Huh?

1:20:09 Drew Meningitis?

1:20:11 Caller I'm not sure it can cause swelling to your brain.

1:20:13 Drew Right. Encephalitis or meningitis?

1:20:15 Caller Yeah.

1:20:16 Drew Sure. Okay.

1:20:17 Caller And I have no clue what's going on.

1:20:18 Drew Has she had high fevers or anything like that?

1:20:20 Caller Yeah, she has.

1:20:21 Drew Does she have a rash?

1:20:22 Caller Um, no, I don't think so.

1:20:25 Drew Okay. Well, this is a condition that can be treated usually if it's caught early enough. So, and there are different causes of meningitis, different kinds of bacteria, even a virus can cause it. So, it's something that doesn't have to be devastating. Is she okay? She's awake and alert in this kind of thing?

1:20:40 Caller I can hear you.

1:20:40 Drew Is she awake and alert and...

1:20:42 Caller Well, they tried to put her to sleep, but she was in so much pain she couldn't go to sleep.

1:20:47 Drew Put her to sleep to do a lumbar puncture, do a spinal tap or something?

1:20:50 Caller Um, I think they're just putting her through a CT.

1:20:52 Drew Okay, and they'll do a spinal tap tonight too.

1:20:55 Caller Okay.

1:20:55 Drew Okay.

1:20:55 Adam How old is she?

1:20:56 Drew That's how they'll decide.

1:20:57 Caller Nine.

1:20:58 Adam Why do they do a spinal tap?

1:21:00 Drew That's how you make that diagnosis. The bacteria and the cells and the protein and glucose in the spinal fluid is what makes the diagnosis.

1:21:08 Adam Where do you get it, the spinal fluid?

1:21:10 Drew You want me to show you?

1:21:12 Adam Show me on Sully. I was just kidding, but alright. He's a doctor.

1:21:19 Drew Right at the pelvic crest.

1:21:20 Caller Right, right?

1:21:22 Drew Right between, right in here.

1:21:24 Adam Right, the small, the back there?

1:21:25 Drew Stick the needle between the two.

1:21:26 Adam Under, lift his shirt off. I want to see what tattoo that is. Under the 30, the Dos Equis, the Tris Equis tattoo?

1:21:35 Drew He used to stick a needle in there, but he got to go pretty far.

1:21:37 Adam Well, what if a guy doesn't have the Tris Equis tattoo on there? How do they know?

1:21:44 Drew That's associated with the hips.

1:21:45 Adam Okay. And that's where they...

1:21:46 Caller At the actual time, they got to tattoo him first, and then...

1:21:49 Adam What is that? What is that triple X? Oh, it's like triple X? Yeah. Oh, okay.

1:21:53 Caller A big fan of Pono.

1:21:55 Adam You know, I was... There's no real... It's just X. They just call it triple X, you know? I was reading some sort of trivia book once, and there's really nothing past X. You know what I'm saying? I mean, in the rating system, it's R and R17, and then X, and then it's like double X, triple X, quadruple X. It doesn't make a difference. It's just X.

1:22:18 Drew It's back to, you know, quintuple G.

1:22:20 Adam Right. They have the bra size, yeah. What kind of porn do you like, Sully?

1:22:25 Godsmack Um, I like, I like, I like just about any kind of porn.

1:22:29 Caller We like, we like.

1:22:30 Godsmack Not into like, you know, obese.

1:22:33 Adam Yeah, you know, novelty porn.

1:22:34 Caller Yeah.

1:22:35 Adam No. Yeah.

1:22:36 Godsmack I've seen some pretty good animal acts, but I'm not really into that. Right. It's more like a, yeah, it's good for life.

1:22:41 Drew Can I finish with Ashley? Can I finish with Ashley? Yeah, go ahead.

1:22:44 Caller This makes a good porno movie.

1:22:47 Drew Ashley? Yeah. So you okay there?

1:22:49 Caller Yeah.

1:22:50 Caller All right.

1:22:50 Drew And your mom, is she at the hospital now?

1:22:52 Caller Yeah.

1:22:53 Drew And your mom's with her?

1:22:54 Caller Yeah.

1:22:54 Drew Okay. Were you home with your dad, that kind of thing?

1:22:57 Caller No, I'm watching my other sister.

1:22:59 Drew Oh boy. Where's dad?

1:23:01 Caller He's at the hospital with her.

1:23:02 Drew Oh, okay. All right. Well, hopefully they'll get in touch with you once they know some. But they should have a diagnosis tonight, or at least they should know what it isn't, if they don't know what it is.

1:23:11 Caller Are we going to need to be tested too?

1:23:12 Caller Is this contagious?

1:23:14 Drew Well, certain kinds are. Yeah, certain kinds are, and they may actually put you on some treatments depending on what they find.

1:23:20 Caller An antibiotic?

1:23:21 Drew Depending on what they find, yeah.

1:23:22 Caller Anything? Okay.

1:23:23 Drew Possibly.

1:23:23 Adam All right.

1:23:24 Drew But don't worry, it's not a big deal for you.

1:23:26 Caller Okay.

1:23:26 Adam All right.

1:23:27 Caller Thank you.

1:23:27 Adam Is this a bad thing here, Drew?

1:23:29 Drew Can be. It doesn't sound like, usually the ones that are bad get bad fast. This sounds like it's been going on for a while, so.

1:23:35 Adam All right, so maybe there's light at the end of the tunnel.

1:23:38 Caller Sarah?

1:23:40 Caller Hi.

1:23:40 Adam You're 16?

1:23:42 Caller Yeah.

1:23:42 Adam What's up?

1:23:43 Caller Well, like my sister and my mom, they fight like a lot.

1:23:48 Adam Yeah.

1:23:49 Caller I mean, it's like really loud and I can't like, I try to put on music and like drown them out, but I can't always get to where there's music in. It's like, my mom left for Paris like last week and she's coming back in.

1:24:02 Adam Your mom left for Paris?

1:24:04 Caller Well, she went out of town with a friend.

1:24:07 Drew To Paris.

1:24:08 Caller Yeah, my dad's here.

1:24:09 Adam Out of town. Okay.

1:24:11 Caller Yeah.

1:24:12 Adam That's funny. I don't look at going to Europe. It's going out of town. But anyway, that's cool. And so how old's your sister?

1:24:22 Caller She's 18.

1:24:23 Caller Yeah.

1:24:24 Adam Is your sister going off to college? Is she in high school?

1:24:27 Caller She's in her last year of high school.

1:24:29 Drew What are they fighting about?

1:24:32 Caller Basically about like my sister being manipulative and controlling and how she never helps out around the house and what's she going to do with her life.

1:24:42 Adam Yeah. What is she going to do with her life?

1:24:44 Caller I don't know.

1:24:45 Adam Oh, okay.

1:24:48 Caller I say I hate my sister and everything is revolved now. Also, if I say something like that, it's about like, well, you should love your sister and stuff. And I mean, I don't even know how to address this. I mean, it's like we're all in therapy up to our ears and...

1:25:03 Drew Why? How come?

1:25:05 Caller I don't know. It's like, well, like a couple of years ago, my sister tried pot and so then we got into family therapy and I'm manic depressive and my mom's manic depressive.

1:25:15 Drew Okay.

1:25:16 Caller I just got learning disability.

1:25:18 Caller All right. All right.

1:25:19 Caller So...

1:25:20 Adam Well, at least you guys got money though, right?

1:25:23 Caller Yeah.

1:25:23 Adam All right.

1:25:24 Caller Well, that takes some of this thing out of it.

1:25:27 Caller Whenever I bring it up, like in family therapy or whatever, it's like, oh, you shouldn't say that. And I feel like I'm getting it.

1:25:33 Adam Well, who says you shouldn't say?

1:25:35 Caller Like, well, my mom and stuff.

1:25:37 Adam Well, you can say whatever you want in therapy. That's what... I pay a guy 90 bucks, so I can say whatever I want. I sung the Dreidel song last week.

1:25:44 Caller Right, but whenever I'm around the house...

1:25:46 Adam He had to listen, so he didn't interrupt.

1:25:49 Caller Yeah, but when I'm around the house, my parents would just...

1:25:52 Adam Okay.

1:25:53 Drew Hey, you need to set some ground rules for the way you guys communicate in the therapy session. You need to speak up exactly about... Exactly what you've just done with us in the session.

1:26:04 Adam Yeah. Oh, boy. See, everyone's got problems. But at least if you got some money, got a little bigger house, you can go to another... Go to the other end of it. I'm telling you, everyone listening to me, please take heed. When I was in high school, I had friends, and I hung out with my friends, you know. Things were a little chaotic on the home front. I'd just hang out with my friends. That can be your family. They can get you through some tough times, and then you can get involved with whatever. Start a band or after school whatever, or sports, or you can work it out. You really can work it out from maybe about the time of like 15 on, where you barely ever have to go home. I mean, you really, from the time I was 15 on, just go home, watch a little TV, go to bed, get up and get out of the house the next day. You can do it, and if things are chaotic at home, and you can't stand all the screaming, or dad's drinking, or mom's carrying on.

1:27:02 Godsmack It's funny too, you know, sometimes I feel like kids get lured into like their parents having their own problems, so it makes their home life miserable, rather than them just go out and enjoy themselves. They're still young, and like go out and have some fun with your friends, and go to the mall, and go to some high school parties, or whatever like normal people do, and stay happy, rather than getting dragged down with, you know, other people that are just miserable because they're in a kind of midlife crisis or whatever.

1:27:28 Adam Sister and mom are going at it, you go to the mall with your friends. All right, sounds too simple though, doesn't it?

1:27:36 Drew Let's go to the mall, shall we?

1:27:37 Adam All right, we'll go to the proverbial mall and we'll be back in four minutes.

1:27:43 Caller Love Boy, Love Boy, We'll be right back.

1:27:56 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:28:12 Caller We're back.

1:28:13 Adam It is Loveline. Godsmack is our guest tonight. We have Sully and Tommy in here from the band. And when we left off, we were going to speak to Roger, who's 24, Roger. Roger.

1:28:29 Drew Gone or asleep?

1:28:30 Adam Roger's been on hold for 72 minutes. Roger could be sleeping.

1:28:35 Drew Yeah. Roger.

1:28:37 Adam It's really the greatest compliment. You can pay a host when they.

1:28:40 Drew It's a late night host.

1:28:42 Adam When they punch you up, you're nodded off. I guess I told that Jim Rose story once too many times. All right. We'll see if we can wake Roger up during the. Oh, he's making a move. Roger. Roger.

1:29:02 Caller Hello.

1:29:02 Adam Hey, Roger.

1:29:03 Caller Oh, I'm sorry.

1:29:05 Adam This is. Who is this?

1:29:07 Caller This is Roger. I'm sorry. I had to use the bathroom. I'm always sorry about that. Thanks for sharing.

1:29:14 Adam I'll bring that out.

1:29:15 Caller I'm just so glad I'm on the radio.

1:29:17 Adam Is this Roger the man?

1:29:20 Caller Yes. Yes, I am a man.

1:29:21 Caller What is your bathroom like a quarter mile away from the phone?

1:29:24 Caller No, it's not.

1:29:25 Caller Oh, God.

1:29:26 Godsmack When you're on hold for 72 minutes, I guess you're going to go.

1:29:29 Caller Yeah. Yeah. Well, really, what it is, is I have this thing, this issue that I want to deal with. And it's really hard. I have this guy that I work with, that I'm really attracted to. And you're you're you're gay. Yes, I am.

1:29:46 Adam Okay.

1:29:48 Caller His name is Anthony. And I am just he just he gives me butterflies.

1:29:54 Drew Okay.

1:29:54 Caller I just don't know what you say.

1:29:56 Adam Butterflies or butterflies?

1:30:00 Caller You guys, I don't know.

1:30:02 Drew Roger, what what is what capacity do you work with him?

1:30:07 Caller Like in what sense do you mean?

1:30:09 Drew That's what I'm wondering. What sense do you mean? Are you a manager?

1:30:12 Caller No, no, he's another employee.

1:30:13 Drew And what kind of job is this?

1:30:16 Caller Well, we do. I don't really want to. Well, we do like warehouse work.

1:30:21 Drew So you're side by side working.

1:30:22 Caller Yeah.

1:30:22 Drew Is he gay also?

1:30:24 Caller You know, that's a thing I don't know. And I'm really trying to figure it out. And I think he might be because I think he's attracted to me too. But he just doesn't want to, you know, go that way. And so I just don't know what to say to him.

1:30:37 Drew Does he hang out with you? Does he want to hang out?

1:30:38 Caller No, I mean, I tried to, you know, take him to the movies, but he just refuses. He doesn't refuse, but he just says, well, I have this to do. And I just don't know how to, you know, make him.

1:30:49 Drew You can't make him. He's just, he's giving you some messages. He's not real that interested right now.

1:30:53 Caller Yeah.

1:30:54 Adam You work in a warehouse?

1:30:56 Caller Yeah, we sure do.

1:30:57 Adam Yeah. What would the odds of two gay guys working in a warehouse be? You know what I'm saying? I got to say, low.

1:31:04 Caller Yeah.

1:31:05 Adam I don't think he's gay.

1:31:08 Godsmack Plus, I got a pretty easy solution for this. All you have to do is very nonchalantly, like bring up conversation about what do you think of this? Or how would, you know, have you ever thought of that or that kind of thing without it being directed towards him?

1:31:20 Caller All right. I think that's what I'll try to do.

1:31:23 Caller And do that, and do that not around a bunch of other people.

1:31:27 Caller Hey, Roger?

1:31:29 Caller Yes, yes.

1:31:30 Adam What kind of warehouse? Seriously, what is it in there?

1:31:33 Caller Well, we basically, it's just, I don't want to really say because there might be other people listening. But we just do like, it's not very, it's really light work. It's not anything, it's like soap dishes, stuff like that, duvet covers, that kind of stuff? Yeah, like filters and stuff like, it's just really small stuff.

1:31:55 Adam Filters?

1:31:56 Caller Yes.

1:31:57 Drew Water filters?

1:31:59 Caller Air conditioning filters, things like that, of that nature.

1:32:02 Adam All right. Roger?

1:32:04 Caller Yes.

1:32:04 Adam Do you, why don't you just go, here's my thing, if I was gay, I'd go right down to the gay bar. Because there are a bunch of drunken gay guys who you can have sex with almost immediately.

1:32:18 Caller Right.

1:32:18 Adam Right there at the bar.

1:32:19 Caller I want somebody different. I want somebody who is more charismatic and different.

1:32:23 Drew A relationship.

1:32:24 Caller Yeah.

1:32:25 Adam I see. Well, maybe you find a nice guy at the gay bar too.

1:32:28 Caller Well.

1:32:29 Adam What about those gay clubs and stuff?

1:32:32 Caller I'm not really into that kind of scene as far as...

1:32:35 Adam Okay.

1:32:36 Caller No.

1:32:36 Drew He means like gay organizations.

1:32:38 Adam I'm just saying, you know, cruising the warehouse may not be your best, you know, your richest source of gay men.

1:32:46 Drew And in general, we're not too hot on people.

1:32:49 Adam Plus, you guys work together and there's a pretty good chance he's not gay. And you've asked him to go to a couple of movies and he doesn't seem like he wants to go.

1:32:57 Caller Okay.

1:32:57 Drew And you're going to focus on how I make him do this.

1:33:00 Caller Yeah.

1:33:00 Adam No, no, no. He may not be gay or maybe he's gay and he's not attracted to you. I don't know. But the point is, is you work together, you work at a warehouse, you don't want to go to the movie. Why don't you just go somewhere where there's other gay men and talk to them?

1:33:14 Caller Okay.

1:33:14 Adam All right. All right.

1:33:15 Caller Thank you, guys.

1:33:16 Adam All right.

1:33:16 Drew All right.

1:33:20 Adam All right, sure. Okay. Listen, I'm telling you, the gay bar is a gay man. I mean, you can't beat that.

1:33:28 Drew Yeah.

1:33:28 Adam I mean, a bunch of other gay guys.

1:33:30 Drew You're sort of, your perception is from where you sit. In other words, if you go to a place where women would be that wanted to have sex with you, they'd be like, oh my God.

1:33:38 Adam Could you imagine the equivalent?

1:33:40 Drew But this is something that they have to deal with and they look for monogamy and they're worried about the STDs and other sorts of issues associated with anonymous sex.

1:33:49 Adam All right. Well, there's got to be something. There's got to be some other...

1:33:53 Drew It's harder to find a more gratifying experience.

1:33:55 Adam Well, what's another gay event? I mean, they got the parades, they got the bars. What is some sort of a home decorating expo or something?

1:34:06 Drew Adam, let's just go on. Before you toss out more...

1:34:10 Adam I'm just trying to think of something.

1:34:12 Drew Stereotypes.

1:34:13 Adam Well, how do they become stereotypes, Drew? Seriously, someone's got to do them. Jen?

1:34:18 Caller Me, me, me, me, me.

1:34:19 Drew Yes, it's you.

1:34:20 Caller I have, I drove, I know I drove at least 85 miles an hour to get home.

1:34:25 Drew You're the last call of the night.

1:34:26 Caller I had to talk to Mr. Sully, Sully, Sully, and Tommy. Is that you, Tommy?

1:34:33 Drew Yes.

1:34:34 Caller Where's Tony and Robbie? I mean...

1:34:36 Godsmack They're back at the hotel.

1:34:37 Caller Okay, you guys have to come back to LA. I missed your show. I'm really disappointed. I was really pissed off.

1:34:42 Adam At the Palace?

1:34:44 Caller Yeah, I think it was Saturday night.

1:34:46 Godsmack Yeah, why did you miss it?

1:34:47 Caller Well, I was about two hours from LA and I'm in the process of moving. So anyway, anyway, guys, listen, listen. I need to know a couple things. Sully, how come you're still pissed off?

1:34:58 Godsmack I'm not pissed off.

1:34:59 Caller Oh, okay. I mean, only because I have your CD. I love you guys. I looked all over Texas, all over Arizona, New Mexico and California for this CD. I paid about $25 for it.

1:35:13 Godsmack Wow.

1:35:13 Caller Needless to say, it wasn't...

1:35:14 Godsmack We had porked. That's terrible. It was on sale for $6.99.

1:35:19 Adam It was at the comic book store for a few years on sale.

1:35:23 Caller Hey, let's just say I was glad they had it.

1:35:26 Adam And you drove all over.

1:35:28 Caller Well, actually, I left my ex-husband at the time. This is the reason I called. The song, Whatever came out maybe, I don't know, maybe a week before I left my ex-husband. And first time I heard it, oh my God, it was just like bam, right there, you know. It was great. It was a great release for me, of course, you know.

1:35:44 Adam Where are you living?

1:35:45 Godsmack And me too.

1:35:46 Adam Where are you living now?

1:35:47 Caller I drove 2200 miles from Texas to California.

1:35:51 Adam You do spend a lot of time on the road.

1:35:53 Caller Yeah, needless to say, I heard the CD a lot.

1:35:56 Adam All right, where are you calling from now, Jen?

1:35:58 Caller I'm calling from Bakersfield, California.

1:36:00 Adam Okay.

1:36:01 Caller Home of corn.

1:36:02 Adam Well, why don't you go, why don't you drive to Phoenix and see your mom day after tomorrow?

1:36:06 Caller I could, but you know, they're going to come back to LA, I hope, soon. Yeah, it probably won't. You have to be fan-based down here.

1:36:12 Godsmack Honestly, it probably won't be until like next year because we're going to be in Europe at the end of this year and then we start recording in February, which means we won't probably do US again until April or May.

1:36:24 Adam Jen, why don't you drive on over to Geneva or Germany or something and then drive over to Munich and see them?

1:36:32 Caller That's what I got to do, you know what I mean?

1:36:34 Adam All right.

1:36:35 Caller As far as that goes, that's good and all. I also want to know what the sign is on the CD. The sun that's designed on the CD itself, I think it's a sun. What significance does that have if it has any with a band and the tie-in with it? I've always wanted to know.

1:36:53 Adam Hold on there, Jen.

1:36:54 Caller Jen, Jen. I believe I might have discussed it.

1:36:56 Adam Jen, are you cooking up speed in your garage or what's going on?

1:37:00 Caller I'll tell you. You came on. I got in my car about 10.30.

1:37:03 Adam Okay. I know. You drove 85.

1:37:05 Caller Yeah.

1:37:05 Adam Listen.

1:37:06 Caller And then I had to listen to Roger, okay?

1:37:08 Caller Roger. All right.

1:37:09 Adam Oh, boy. She's still going too.

1:37:12 Caller All right.

1:37:13 Adam 10 seconds. What is the significance of the tribal sun?

1:37:16 Godsmack It just started with a tattoo that I have around my belly button and we kind of incorporated it into a little more simpler version.

1:37:23 Drew We'll be right back.

1:37:24 Caller All right. Well, let him finish, please.

1:37:27 Adam All right.

1:37:27 Caller Now we'll be back.

1:37:28 Drew I feel so liquidy.

1:37:30 Caller Really?

1:37:34 Adam Love you, I'll be right back.

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