Episode 1000754888507

0:51 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:00 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:08 Adam Hey, oh, the show started. Here's the loveline of Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number, 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Handsome Boy Modeling School will be in here in just a few minutes. We're gonna take some calls and then we'll go to break and we'll bring the guys in. Drew, is that it?

1:33 Drew That's it, let's go. We're going on the phones? Yeah, I like that. Are you okay?

1:36 Adam Yeah.

1:37 Drew Need to talk about anything? You know, I had Natalie Ritano tonight on the webcast. She was fantastic, she really opened up a lot.

1:44 Adam From VIP?

1:45 Yeah.

1:46 Drew I realized what a difference people, when you get them in a nice quiet room and let them talk, it's a little different.

1:51 Adam Sure, get them drunk, you get their panties off, it's a whole different person you're dealing with.

1:55 Drew Yeah, it was really nice. I appreciate her coming on and opening up.

1:58 Adam Jenny?

1:59 Yeah.

2:00 Adam You're 20.

2:01 Caller Yeah.

2:01 Drew What's up?

2:02 Caller Well, my question is, my last boyfriend I had was very unclean. He like didn't shower and didn't brush his teeth or anything.

2:11 Adam So what's the big deal? I mean, oh, yes, I see.

2:16 Drew And I think Adam's next question is, did he need to? Because some people don't need to.

2:22 Adam Well, Drew, come on, I have a point here. I may not be clean, but it's only because I can not smell.

2:30 Drew You don't need to be clean. Yeah, all right, Jenny, what's going on?

2:32 Adam Let me ask you something, Drew. Hold on a second, wise ass. Hang on there, Jenny. Let's say there's two cars, because you know, I think there's a car analogy for everything, right?

2:40 Drew A black one and a silver one.

2:41 Adam One of them is black, the other one is white or silver. One guy works out in the desert and the other guy has covered parking. Do you know what I'm saying? And it's been a week, but at the end of the week, the guy drives a black car who works out in Canahoe or something and parks out in a parking lot and a street cleaner goes by. That car needs a washing at the end of the week. The other car looks all right.

3:05 Drew Yeah, but it doesn't look showroom new.

3:07 Adam And it's been a week for both cars, but one car doesn't need it.

3:11 Drew I understand you get it.

3:12 Adam Do we have to wash the other car anyway?

3:13 Drew I understand you.

3:14 Adam Just because, what if the other car's balls don't smell?

3:18 Drew I understand you get very little mileage.

3:20 Adam That's right.

3:21 Drew You live a pristine life.

3:22 Adam That's right.

3:23 Drew But cars don't create a funk.

3:25 Right?

3:26 Adam Yeah.

3:27 Drew There's no oil emanating out of the car skin.

3:29 Adam Once in a while, there's a catalytic converter funk that goes on.

3:34 Drew Yeah.

3:34 Adam And also, the oil does drip. So what's your point?

3:39 Drew I don't know. Let's get the call done.

3:41 Adam Jenny?

3:42 Caller Yeah.

3:42 Drew What happened in your case?

3:44 Caller Well, he had this rash between his legs. Kind of off and on, like it would be there one month and then it would be gone and he just blamed it on, like, chafing and stuff.

3:52 Yeah.

3:54 Caller But I was diagnosed with a fungal infection. And I was just wondering if what he had could have been a fungal infection.

4:00 Drew I'm sure it was fungus. It's either crabs or fungus, basically.

4:04 Caller I mean, could I have gotten that fungal infection?

4:06 Drew Yeah, that's not typically past one person to the other, but it's possible. You know what kind of fungal infection you have?

4:12 Caller No.

4:12 Drew Where do you have it?

4:13 Adam In her fungal.

4:15 Caller Well, no. I was diagnosed with it, like vaginitis type or whatever.

4:20 Drew That's a different thing.

4:21 Caller And in my digestive tract.

4:24 Drew That's different.

4:25 Adam He had like heat rash or jock itch, right? How come that doesn't get passed around? Chicks don't have jocks?

4:34 Drew You basically already have that stuff on your skin.

4:36 Adam Do chicks have jocks?

4:37 Drew No.

4:38 Adam They don't?

4:38 Drew They can be jocks.

4:40 Adam But they can't have a jock?

4:41 Drew Can't wear or have.

4:43 Adam They could wear a jock.

4:44 Drew Could, but don't.

4:46 Adam Okay. But you have to have balls to have jock itch?

4:50 Drew No.

4:51 Adam The jock is the thing that you put on. It's not.

4:53 Drew It's technically a tinea cruris is what it's called. And that's just between your legs basically. In your cruris.

4:57 Adam So you could get that?

4:58 Drew Yeah.

4:59 Adam Alright. That has nothing to do with jocking off?

5:02 Drew No.

5:02 Adam Kelly?

5:03 Caller Hello?

5:03 Adam You're 20?

5:04 Caller Yes.

5:05 What's up?

5:06 Caller I have two really quick questions to ask. And number one is, I was wondering if there's any physical signs that you could tell if the guy was a virgin or not?

5:16 Adam He should start stuttering when you ask him to take his pants off.

5:20 Drew If he's a virgin?

5:21 Adam Yes. Yeah. Start stuttering.

5:23 Drew Any change in his stride or what he wears if he's not a virgin?

5:26 Adam Yeah.

5:27 Drew Cologne?

5:27 Adam Yeah. He'll probably be wearing more cologne and his stride, I mean his walk will turn more into a strut and he should start wearing more jewelry as well once he loses his virginity.

5:42 Drew High karate?

5:43 Adam High karate, Brute, whatever you're wearing.

5:46 Caller Because he had pain and a friend of mine or one of his friends had told me that that had meant that he was.

5:52 Drew Oh, please. Where was his pain?

5:55 Caller Like when we were having sex.

5:56 Drew Where was the pain?

5:59 Caller On him. What do you mean?

6:00 Drew Where did he experience pain?

6:01 Adam He had pain, right, Kelly?

6:03 Caller Yes.

6:03 Adam Where? Well, you were like a hell of a doctor.

6:05 Caller Well, when he was in me.

6:07 Drew Where did he experience pain?

6:09 Adam In the bedroom.

6:10 Caller The bedroom?

6:11 Adam Hey, screwball.

6:13 Drew What part of him hurt?

6:14 Adam Jesus Christ.

6:16 Caller Oh, his penis. I'm sorry.

6:17 Adam There you go. That's the pain part. Okay. We could have narrowed it down to the penis.

6:23 Drew When he was ejaculating or what point did he have pain?

6:25 Caller No, actually, when he first came in me, he was like basically almost done right there.

6:30 Drew Well, that's not pain.

6:31 Caller No, he had pain at the same time. Okay. But he didn't come yet.

6:35 Adam Hey, Kelly, Kelly, what do you do? You go to junior college?

6:38 Caller No.

6:38 Adam You're not going to school at all, right?

6:40 Caller No.

6:41 Adam I knew it was a choice between one and the two. Where are you working?

6:45 Caller I work for a doctor.

6:46 Adam Really? You must be some kind of good looking.

6:50 Okay.

6:51 Adam Stick with this guy.

6:53 Caller Okay.

6:53 Adam All right? Stick with the part about him having an orgasm right as he entered you.

6:57 Caller The other question I just want to ask really quick if I can. I experienced pain also and I'm not a virgin.

7:05 Drew Well, at what point did you experience pain?

7:07 Caller In my vagina.

7:08 Drew At what point did you experience pain?

7:10 Caller Well, it first happens a lot when it goes in and then it continues and then it doesn't happen anymore.

7:16 Drew This has always been the case for you? Yes.

7:18 Adam So it's just at the beginning?

7:19 Caller Well, basically, yes.

7:20 Adam Well, maybe it's a little foreplay lubrication.

7:22 Drew Yeah, lubrication slash pelvic muscle spasm, nervousness.

7:28 Adam Tell the doctor you work for that you're having this.

7:30 Caller He works on feet, so.

7:32 Drew Vaginismus is what that's called.

7:34 Caller Sick guy.

7:36 Adam Okay.

7:36 Caller All right, thank you.

7:37 Adam All right, Kelly. Nicole.

7:41 Caller Hi.

7:41 Adam You're 26, what's up?

7:42 Caller Yeah, I had a question about the morning after pill. So I'm really, really confused. I'm studying a human intimacy class, and we studied about family planning and contraception and everything. And I'm reading from two different sources here. In my book, it talks about how it prevents implantation of the egg.

8:04 Drew That was the old belief. And in fact, I watched that literature for 10 years before I got behind this product.

8:10 Caller You know what though? It's printed in 1999.

8:13 Drew That's right.

8:14 Caller I'm confused.

8:14 Drew Well, the book was printed in 1999, but it relies on... Listen, I contribute to books. I've written a couple of chapters in books. You write the chapters two years before the book comes out based on literature that's a year or two old already.

8:25 Caller Really?

8:26 Drew So this is within the last two years. The literature has come out pretty clearly.

8:30 Caller My dilemma was, okay, I'm a Christian and I don't believe in abortion at all.

8:34 Drew Here is the... Yeah, okay, listen, I think that's fine. I think that's great. In fact, I support you 100 percent. But here's the problem. It looks like as I read the literature...

8:44 Caller Okay.

8:44 Drew And again, I'm open to discussion about this.

8:47 Caller Okay, yeah.

8:48 Drew But listen, because it's not 1000 percent clear, but it is as clear as I can make it right now.

8:53 Caller Okay, because...

8:54 Drew Wait, hang on, hang on.

8:55 Adam Hold on a second. Hey, Nicole?

8:56 Drew Yeah? Listen, just listen for a second.

8:58 Adam You talk more than Jesus did to his disciples. Now, just clam up for a second. I'm putting you on hold. I'm saving you from yourself. Go ahead.

9:06 Drew That it looks to me that the...

9:08 Adam Yeah, well, wait a minute.

9:09 Drew That the...

9:10 Caller But I read in the book...

9:11 Drew The morning after pill has about a much probability as interfering with implantation as the usual birth control pill. So, if you're gonna take issue with the issue of whether or not it affects implantation, you're gonna have to get behind a position that eliminates all oral contraceptive pills, which to me is not in the interest of prudence. It will definitely lead to more abortions.

9:36 Caller Yeah, my dilemma was about rape. In one of my Christian journals, it talks about if you go in for medical treatment and the personnel offers you pregnancy prevention drugs. It tells us that Christians should be aware that the drugs can cause the body to abort a fertilized egg. I just wanted to know what my options were, if something tragic were to happen. I mean, accidents and tragedy do happen. Would it be contradicting to my belief?

10:03 Drew Well, in general, your belief system would have it that it's not the baby's fault that it was the product of a rape. Therefore, you have to see the pregnancy through.

10:10 Caller Oh, okay.

10:11 Drew Okay, but in the case of this product, if you believe in oral contraceptive pills at all, I think your risk of interfering with the implantation is about the same with the emergency contraceptive as it is with the usual oral pill.

10:25 Caller Like mini, is the mini pill then?

10:26 Drew They're all the same.

10:27 Caller They're all the same.

10:28 Adam Really?

10:29 Drew About the same.

10:30 You married, Nicole?

10:32 Caller No, I'm not.

10:33 Adam Well, you're not having sex anyway, right?

10:35 Caller No, I was just kind of concerned about, you know, rape and that.

10:38 Drew And Nicole, by the way, it's debatable whether this stuff interferes with the implantation at all. And it's fairly clear to my reading the literature that it doesn't. I feel very comfortable with that fact.

10:48 Caller Good, Nicole.

10:49 Adam Keep going.

10:50 Caller Oh, I try. I try to.

10:52 Drew All right.

10:53 Adam Why are you? Are you born again?

10:55 Caller No, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

10:56 Adam Really?

10:57 Caller Yes, I am.

10:58 Adam When did you see Jehovah?

10:59 Caller I was kind of raised.

11:02 Adam Raised?

11:02 Caller My mom became a witness in 75 and I was about two years old.

11:07 Adam Is that near your birthday?

11:09 Caller No.

11:09 Adam That'll get your presents, though, right?

11:12 Caller Yeah, I get presents all the time. I get probably more presents than, you know, regular.

11:17 Adam Really?

11:18 Caller Yeah.

11:18 Adam I thought Jehovah's Witness, you didn't get the gifts for Christmas and your birthday and stuff.

11:23 Caller That doesn't bother me. I was always well taken care of. You know, my mom took care of me.

11:29 Adam Nicole, Nicole, do you get gifts for your birthday and for Christmas?

11:33 Caller No, I get gifts year round, though. That makes up for it.

11:38 Adam I mean, is it some kind of like a drag down Hanukkah they do?

11:42 Drew What kind of gifts do you get?

11:45 Adam Bible markers, stuff like that?

11:48 Caller No, no, no.

11:48 Handsome Boy Modeling School I get lovely gifts.

11:50 Caller I've gotten, you know, my grandmother for graduation. She gave me a beautiful necklace.

11:55 Drew You said every day you get gifts.

11:56 Caller What?

11:56 Drew You said you get gifts all year round.

11:58 Caller Oh, yeah. You know, it doesn't have to be any kind of special.

12:01 Drew Okay, what's a non-special?

12:02 Adam I'm just curious. Come on, Paris. Leave her in Jehovah alone. But Nicole, I just want to be clear. In that religion, you don't have gifts for your birthday or for Christmas. Is that true?

12:13 Caller No, because of the origin of the holidays.

12:16 Adam All right. All right. I'm just saying, I think it's a tactic by cheap parents. Oh, please. No, I really, I do. I believe it was dreamt up.

12:24 Drew Well, you would recognize that.

12:25 Adam My folks may have had a hand in this one. Yeah, we're in the Jehovah. My mom's got to score some weed, but when Christmas rolls around, we're in the Jehovah.

12:34 Drew Oh, you're a poor mom. I feel the need to come to her defense.

12:37 Adam Jesus Christ. I was just talking to someone the other day about my pathetic Christmas.

12:42 Drew You know, one year, The bow of a tree.

12:46 Adam The branch of a tree. Bow.

12:48 Drew It was a Christmas bow.

12:49 Adam It was the branch of the world's ugliest pine tree we have in our front yard. My mom cut the branch down. It was like a kitchen knife. And we leaned it up against the wall. Charlie Brown didn't get screwed like that, did he? At least he had an actual Christmas tree. I mean, it was, it was, it had another side to it.

13:10 Drew It could only handle one ball, a Christmas ornament.

13:13 Adam This thing would have been crushed by the, the string with the popcorn on it. It would have taken it through the floor. This actual branch leaned up against the sun.

13:23 Drew A breeze would have taken it to the floor.

13:25 Adam Jesus Christ.

13:27 Drew Melissa, it probably was a fire hazard to me.

13:29 Adam No, who the hell knows? Probably hoping the house burned down at that point. Melissa?

13:35 Handsome Boy Modeling School Hi.

13:35 Adam You're 17.

13:37 Caller Yeah.

13:37 Adam What's up?

13:38 Handsome Boy Modeling School Hey, I love your show.

13:39 Adam Thanks.

13:40 Handsome Boy Modeling School Well, I think I might be asexual if that's possible.

13:44 Caller I just wanted to know what you guys thought about, if that was even like something realistic.

13:48 Drew Why? What?

13:49 Adam You don't have any desire for sex?

13:52 Caller Well, sometimes I don't have desire for sex. I just never meet people that I would actually want to have sex with.

13:56 Drew You're 17. That would be sort of age normal.

14:00 Adam Yeah.

14:01 Caller But it's kind of frustrating, like I don't I mean, there's this whole high school dating thing that's happening and I'm just kind of like, yeah, yeah.

14:07 Adam I stood back and watched that myself. That's all right. Don't worry. You'll have your day. You'll probably be a slut in college.

14:16 Handsome Boy Modeling School Oh, great.

14:17 Adam Well, I'm just trying to encourage you.

14:18 Handsome Boy Modeling School Oh, thank you.

14:20 Adam Well, why aren't you interested? You're not interested in boys?

14:23 Caller Well, it's not that I'm not. I mean, I have a lot of friends that are guys. I'm like, I'm a really social person, but just in terms of like actual romance, I'm not that interested.

14:31 Drew Have you ever had a relationship like that?

14:34 Caller When I was 14, but like, I don't know, I don't consider that to be a much more relationship.

14:38 Drew What happened?

14:39 Adam You're a big gal?

14:40 Caller No.

14:41 Drew What happened with the 14 year old relationship?

14:44 Caller Well, there was two, one was two months and one was one. And they were a lot of fun and I actually did feel like I really liked those guys. But after that, just kind of like, I don't know, I never felt like that anymore.

14:55 Adam Did they dump you?

14:56 Caller No, actually, like one of them was a mutual breakup and the other one, I dumped him.

15:00 Drew Did anything else happen in your life that would sort of turn you off?

15:03 Caller Well, I didn't really have a dad until I was like five.

15:07 Adam The original dad was out of the picture?

15:09 Caller Yeah, and then I was adopted, my mom remade and the guy adopted me. He's actually really cool, it's worked out well, but I think it might have affected me.

15:16 Drew Yeah, but I don't know, I don't get the sense that it affected you.

15:19 Adam You don't sound that screwed up.

15:20 Hey, you'll get over it.

15:22 Caller I'm doing pretty well, like I'm going to college and I'm working and taking eight classes and I have a lot going on.

15:26 Drew You're 17 and going to college.

15:28 Caller No, I'm going to go to college.

15:29 Drew She's going to go to college.

15:31 Adam You're fine, Melissa.

15:33 Drew I think you'll figure this one out.

15:34 Adam We've deemed you healthy.

15:35 Caller Thank you.

15:36 Drew This may be a blessing.

15:36 Adam Don't worry about it. Yeah, so you get through high school without getting cramps.

15:40 Drew How can I make my daughter like this?

15:43 Caller I'll just make her do a lot of stuff. This isn't enough time for a boyfriend, maybe.

15:47 Drew I'm working on that.

15:47 Adam I don't know. I don't think your daughter... First thing you have to do is wrestle away from your wife. That's what you got to do. Have her raised by gypsies or wolves or someone who can properly tend to her. Let the daughter of yours forget about it, Drew. What? She is, she is, no, you're going to have to, you're going to have to sign a security to her. She's good looking, she's assertive, she's already into ensembles, you know, she likes clothing that matches and stuff. Forget about it. Forget it.

16:21 Drew That's a sign of trouble, is ensembles...

16:22 Adam Yes, yes. It's going to be trouble, Drew.

16:27 Caller Alright, well...

16:27 Caller I'm telling you.

16:28 Drew I'm doing what you said. I'm signing security.

16:29 Adam That's what you do.

16:30 Caller Okay.

16:31 Adam Alright. Maybe I'll do it. We're going to take a little break. Handsome Boy Modeling School is here tonight. We'll bring them in here during the break, and then we'll come back, talk to them, we'll hear something off their CD, and then we'll answer some more questions after this.

16:48 Handsome Boy Modeling School We'll be right back with more.

16:54 Adam Alright, it is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, Handsome Boy Modeling School.

17:00 Caller Yes, yes, yes, yes.

17:02 Adam Our guest Prince Paul and Dan The Automator are both here. And that's it with the Handsome Boy Modeling School, right? I mean, that's, that's the Handsome Boy Modeling School, right?

17:12 Caller Well, we're like the presidents and owners of the school. We have various people who come in and guest on.

17:16 Drew The principal and the... Yeah, pretty much.

17:19 Handsome Boy Modeling School In other words, we're the ones who cast the checks.

17:23 Adam Right, right. And let's see, Mike D from the BC Boys, Sean Lennon was on this. Boy, he's a nice guy, isn't he?

17:31 Caller Sure is.

17:32 Adam I think we had him on the show eight months ago.

17:35 Like him and Will Smith.

17:36 Adam A year ago? These guys. Five years ago?

17:39 Year and a half?

17:39 Adam No, it wasn't that long ago. Anyway, I was surprised at how, what a, what a friendly sort of guy that he was. And what did he, what song did he contribute to, by the way?

17:50 Caller He did this song called Sunshine. It's him and this guy, Josh Hayden, from this band, Spain. And Father Guido Sarducci.

17:57 Adam See, these guys are coming. Oh, really?

17:58 Caller Yeah.

17:59 Adam Father Guido contributed?

18:01 Caller Oh, absolutely.

18:02 Adam Ah, I love Father Guido. What's he been up to? He said the same thing about you. No, he did not.

18:07 Yeah, he did.

18:08 Adam Father Guido?

18:09 Drew Yeah, you like him.

18:10 Adam Really?

18:11 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

18:11 Adam Oh, I've arrived, Drew.

18:14 Caller Father Guido Sarducci.

18:15 Handsome Boy Modeling School He knows who you are.

18:16 Adam Knows who I am.

18:17 Handsome Boy Modeling School That's why we pushed to get on the show.

18:19 Drew Okay.

18:19 Adam Father Guido. Please, now I got him and Space Ghosts, both fans of mine.

18:25 Drew There you go. I do. That's massive.

18:27 Adam I could only win over my own family.

18:29 Caller Oh, man, have I arrived.

18:31 Drew These guys were telling me that they are critically acclaimed musicians.

18:35 Adam Who?

18:36 Caller These guys.

18:36 Adam Yeah, I believe them.

18:37 Drew And that they've never had a chance to sort of participate in the rewards of having a record.

18:42 Adam Well, you guys were producing, right?

18:45 Drew Yeah.

18:46 Adam And, you know, sort of behind the scenes and watching other people get all the accolades.

18:50 Drew Exactly.

18:51 Adam So you decided to get in front of the mic and make some money for yourself. I think what we should do, and by the way, these guys are going to be tomorrow, right? At 6 o'clock at Fat Beats in Las Feliz. They'll be doing a signing. Does that sound right? Sounds pretty much me, yeah. Screw that up, did I? I think we ought to hear something off the Handsome Boy Modeling School CD. What is the first track we're going to play there? Ah, this one, yes. This one is called The Truth. Very good selection.

19:21 Drew Yeah.

19:22 When you have talented young men making music, it's something. But when they're all from the one family, well, it's worth hearing.

19:29 Caller And what's more, they're brothers as well.

21:55 Here, Ms. Bowers, spring is here, and we are, as always, ready to serve you.

23:34 Caller I want something funky.

23:38 Adam All right, Anderson. Let's go.

23:39 Caller Nice selection.

23:40 Adam All right, Anderson, give me the one minute... All right, I got to work with my understood.

23:45 Caller So that wasn't the truth. That was not the truth.

23:47 Adam No, it was not.

23:48 Handsome Boy Modeling School Ironically, it was not the truth.

23:51 Adam No, we lied about playing the truth. We will, that was Rock and Roll could never hip hop like this. And we will play then the truth later on. Are you all right with that, Drew?

24:01 Drew Yeah, it sounds like you're going to a commercial or something like that.

24:03 No, how would I go to a commercial?

24:05 Adam As a matter of fact, we're going straight through tonight. No commercials.

24:09 Drew No commercials.

24:10 Adam You'll be catheterized, or you'll just have to drink coffee and urinate in the trash can there. Handsome Boy Modeling School is our guest tonight. Prince Paul and Dan The Automator are both here, and we are going to go back to the phones and see what's going on there. Rick?

24:25 Caller Yes, sir.

24:25 Adam You're 28?

24:26 Caller Yep.

24:26 Adam What is up?

24:27 Caller I live in New Nevada, and I've been, I guess, addicted to prostitutes. They have legalized brothels here since I was about 21.

24:35 Adam You're right.

24:36 Handsome Boy Modeling School I didn't know they had those.

24:37 Adam Oh, yeah. Check out Nevada. No, Nevada.

24:40 Oh.

24:42 Handsome Boy Modeling School I was like, wait, I'm out of here.

24:44 Adam Thank God you're living there, right?

24:47 Caller Oh, yeah. Is that right? My girlfriend condones it, though, but she's just worried about how much money I spend a week.

24:52 Drew She condones it?

24:54 Caller Yeah, because after I go there, she gets really turned on, I guess, and I come home, and then we have sex after I go to the brothel.

25:02 Drew She's got some issues.

25:03 Caller Wow.

25:04 Caller How much do you spend a week?

25:06 Caller $150, $200.

25:08 Caller How does that buy you?

25:10 Caller Does that buy me? Well, that's about twice the price of a week.

25:12 Adam That bouncer gives him a hand job.

25:14 Handsome Boy Modeling School No, the question is, what does he do for a living? For that end living, he...

25:18 Caller I'm a metal stud framer.

25:20 Adam Oh, boy.

25:21 Caller In a can.

25:22 Adam Yeah, you do a lot of the casino stuff?

25:25 Caller Lots of casinos, lots of doctors' offices.

25:27 Adam Yeah, see, it's all that commercial stud stuff. They have a channel on the bottom, they shoot it to the slab at the velocity nailer, and they just snap those studs in place, yeah?

25:37 Drew Metal studs, yeah.

25:37 Adam Put them together with those tech screws.

25:39 Drew Drop the ceiling in.

25:40 Adam That's right. T-bar. Right, Rick?

25:42 Caller It's it. That's right.

25:44 Adam All right. So you work all day, and then you go hit the brothel at night?

25:49 Caller Twice a week.

25:50 Adam Twice a week. How far is the brothel from where you live?

25:53 Caller I live in Reno, and it's about 15 minutes away.

25:55 Adam I heard some of those places were out there a little bit.

25:58 Caller Now, while out in Vegas, there's lots of them out in Vegas. I was driving through the desert, but I live about 15 minutes away from three of them.

26:04 Adam And are they just kind of, you know, center-block?

26:07 Caller There's some 18-year-old girls in there.

26:09 Adam Settle down. Are they, whose dad molested them? Have fun with your boner next time, Rick. Are those just center-block, you know, sort of bunkers out in the middle of the desert?

26:20 Caller They're trailers. Single-wide trailers, all connected to each other.

26:24 Adam Interesting. And your girlfriend's all right with this, huh?

26:28 Caller Yeah, she's just worried about how much money I spend.

26:30 Adam Well, what does she do for a living?

26:32 Caller She's a student. Really?

26:34 Adam Of what? What could she possibly be studying?

26:39 Caller I'm not sure what she's studying.

26:41 Drew Does she go to college, or what does she have, normal behavior?

26:43 Caller This is Chucky Meadows Community College.

26:45 Drew Community College.

26:46 Adam All right, yeah.

26:47 Caller Music classes.

26:48 Adam Yeah. I'm with Dan. She probably studies abnormal behavior. Rick?

26:55 Caller Yes, sir?

26:55 Adam Maybe you could cut back on your trips to the brothel?

26:59 Caller Yeah, well, it's just twice a week. She's just worried about how much money I spend.

27:03 Adam I know. Well, that's why I'm asking to cut back.

27:05 Drew Just like...

27:06 Caller Once a week.

27:07 Drew Rick, just like with any other form...

27:08 Adam Whatever it is.

27:09 Drew Just like with any other form of addiction. You can either stop or you can't.

27:13 Caller Is there any kind of number? They have gamblers and other places. Yeah, they have that all over the place.

27:20 Drew One of the ways to know that you're getting into trouble with sexual addiction is you spend so much money at it. That's one of the consequences.

27:27 Handsome Boy Modeling School Can you just like cut down on his quality and spend half the money?

27:31 Adam Yeah.

27:32 Caller You know? She's just a regular girl.

27:34 Adam You couldn't get like the fat chick discount or something.

27:38 Handsome Boy Modeling School It's a little something to take home.

27:39 Adam Paul's asking to take something home in a doggie bag for your girlfriend.

27:42 Caller I got a regular girl I see out there for about two years now.

27:45 Adam Oh, really?

27:46 Caller Interesting.

27:47 Adam That's nice.

27:47 Caller She's 22.

27:49 Adam You guys are really hitting it off. What do you do? Do you have intercourse or oral sex? Half and half.

27:56 Caller Oral and then intercourse with the condom.

27:59 Adam Do you have to make an appointment each week?

28:02 Caller No, you walk in.

28:04 Adam You just walk in, but she knows you, right?

28:05 Caller Oh, yeah. I know her days.

28:07 Adam And you wait around till like some fat trucker rolls over so you can get in or...

28:12 How does that work?

28:13 Adam Sort of.

28:14 Caller There's a bar and TV's and...

28:17 Adam I mean, it's got to be kind of weird where you're like you walk in the place and you say to like the owner or the manager, Hey, is she in? Yeah, a couple Iranian guys are working her right now, but they should come pretty soon. So why don't you just have yourself a Pabst blue ribbon. She'll towel off and she'll be ready for you in a minute. You just sit there and watch the rest of the Raiders game at the bar, waiting for the Sheiks to bust a nut before you head in there.

28:43 Drew Weird.

28:43 Adam Is that kind of weird?

28:44 Drew Yeah.

28:45 Adam I mean, I'm not talking about a bachelor party and it's 4.30 in the morning and you've been drinking for the last 11 hours. You just come out of the job. I'm talking about punching out and getting in your car and it's 4.30 in the afternoon driving over there.

29:03 Drew It's a couple of things. Rick, you got too much time on your hands. Pick up a hobby and secondly, call AA and get a referral to SA. This is the thing? There is. Definitely. It's a very good program.

29:14 Adam Is your girlfriend around?

29:15 Caller She's right here.

29:16 Adam Let me talk to her for a second there.

29:19 Caller This day, he rocks.

29:20 Adam Rick.

29:21 Handsome Boy Modeling School Adam Rock.

29:22 Adam Alright.

29:23 Drew That's strike three.

29:24 Adam What's your name?

29:25 Caller My name's Lynn.

29:26 Adam Lynn. What's up? How come you let Rick go to the brothel?

29:31 Drew His girlfriend that he pays for.

29:33 Adam All the time.

29:34 Handsome Boy Modeling School I guess you could say I'm in the kinky stuff, so.

29:37 Adam You're in the kinky stuff?

29:38 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

29:39 Adam But, why, alright, you're in the kinky stuff, but he's the one who's getting laid.

29:45 Handsome Boy Modeling School When he goes out, he gets it, and then he comes home, and then he goes to it.

29:49 Adam How about him just coming home horny after work without screwing anyone first?

29:54 Handsome Boy Modeling School I guess that could be possible.

29:56 Caller I think the real question is, what is she doing while he's at the brothel?

29:59 Adam What are you doing? Lynn.

30:02 Handsome Boy Modeling School I'm keeping his house, our house, clean.

30:04 Drew The question is, what was done to her.

30:05 Adam Oh boy.

30:06 Drew That's the question.

30:06 Adam Lynn, what happened to you? Somebody must have done something horrible to you, right? No.

30:12 Drew Come on.

30:13 Adam What's up with you?

30:14 Handsome Boy Modeling School Nothing.

30:15 Drew Lynn, please.

30:17 Handsome Boy Modeling School There's nothing.

30:18 Adam Lynn, where's your dad?

30:20 Caller I have no clue.

30:21 Adam All right.

30:22 Drew Where the hell were you when he left?

30:23 Handsome Boy Modeling School I was three.

30:24 Drew Out of what circumstances did he take off?

30:27 Handsome Boy Modeling School My mom and him separated.

30:28 Caller Why?

30:32 Handsome Boy Modeling School I don't know.

30:33 Adam All right. Step dads?

30:35 Handsome Boy Modeling School Uh, he's...

30:37 Adam You have a step dad?

30:37 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

30:38 Adam A little abusive? Come on. A little bit of a drinker?

30:43 Handsome Boy Modeling School He used to. Yeah.

30:44 Adam All right. Now we're getting to it.

30:46 Drew There we go. Dad was a drinker too?

30:48 Handsome Boy Modeling School Huh?

30:49 Drew Dad drank too?

30:50 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

30:51 Drew A lot. Yeah. Where's my bourbon? Did he do anything to you? Do you know? No. Did the stepdad do anything to you?

30:58 Adam All right.

30:58 Drew And even when he was drunk?

31:01 Adam You got a good relationship with stepdad now?

31:03 Drew Yep.

31:03 Adam You do? You guys get along pretty well?

31:06 Caller Huh?

31:06 Adam You get along with your stepdad now? He's a good guy?

31:09 Caller Yeah.

31:10 Adam Okay. That's a ringed endorsement.

31:12 Drew You found another addict to be with. And Rick. And it was sexual addiction.

31:17 Handsome Boy Modeling School I don't know if he's a good guy.

31:19 Adam All right. Hey, hey, Lynn.

31:22 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

31:22 Adam Don't have any kids.

31:24 Drew Too late.

31:24 Adam Do you have kids?

31:26 Handsome Boy Modeling School No.

31:26 Adam Seriously. Where are your kids?

31:29 Handsome Boy Modeling School Um, well, my one kid, I put him up production when I had him. That was at 15.

31:34 Adam That's right. Come on, Lynn. What happened to you? Where's your other kid?

31:40 Handsome Boy Modeling School I don't have any other kids.

31:42 Adam All right. You just gave the one kid up? All right. Okay. Hey, listen, how old are you? 21. 21. Why don't you get it together? You know what I'm saying? Come on. You're living in some shack in Vegas. You're dating some tin knocker who's in Reno. Same place. Who's worse. Who's banging around with some hooker and a double wide.

32:02 Come on.

32:02 Adam You're going to junior college.

32:04 Handsome Boy Modeling School Could get a double wide hooker.

32:06 Adam What's going on here, Lynn? Yeah.

32:10 All right.

32:10 Adam That's all right. You deserve more. That's what I'm telling you.

32:14 Drew But it's all you're not looking realistic at your past.

32:16 Adam That's what you got to do. Yes. What a what a lucky guess that they had left the family and both of them did some serious booze. And it's it's you know, I hate to ruin everyone's fun, but it's just so goddamn predictable. No sane woman puts up with this. They just don't. You have to come from a place where somebody did something to you to make it OK as an adult. Because, oh, Drew, your daughter, your daughter turns 21. If let's say I'm dating her. Yeah.

32:49 Drew You look at another woman.

32:50 Adam And I say I'm going off to the ranch to bust a nut.

32:55 Drew She would bust your nut right there.

32:56 Adam That's right. One swift kick from those Nancy Sinatra boots she wears. Boom. Kelly.

33:04 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

33:04 Adam You're 27.

33:06 Handsome Boy Modeling School Oh, it's my turn already.

33:07 Adam What is up?

33:08 Handsome Boy Modeling School Well, I have a question about my husband. He gets off on wearing women's clothing. Particularly, he wants to wear like my nylons. And it happened for the majority of his life. And he totally like we have like not a very good sex life. I mean, OK, but then...

33:31 Adam Well, he can't get his nylons, right?

33:34 Handsome Boy Modeling School It's just like...

33:35 Adam Thanks.

33:37 Caller You really need to see that.

33:39 Adam Thanks for the courtesy laugh there, Kelly. I appreciate that. You see, I drew you. You ought to do that once in a while. A little courtesy laugh.

33:48 Handsome Boy Modeling School Well, it just kind of really disgusts me. But I don't understand why he does it.

33:53 Drew I have a book for you.

33:55 Handsome Boy Modeling School Oh, good.

33:55 Adam It's not our book, is it?

33:57 Drew It's not our book. We talked a little bit about it, too.

33:58 Adam Why isn't it ever our book that you recommend?

34:00 Caller Get the Adam and Drew book.

34:01 Adam Thank you.

34:02 Drew Surviving What the Hell We Call Him.

34:03 Caller I don't know what it's called.

34:04 Drew But there's another book by a woman named, damn blanking her name, but the book is called Female Perversions. Okay.

34:12 Adam And he should get that and read that or she should read it?

34:14 Drew You should get that and read that so you understand what these things are all about.

34:17 Adam And why did you marry him if he was a cross dresser?

34:20 Drew Well, if you found that so objectionable.

34:22 Adam Well, it means you're weird.

34:26 Handsome Boy Modeling School I participated with him once.

34:28 Adam You did?

34:29 Handsome Boy Modeling School Oh, yeah.

34:29 Adam What do you do when you participate with him?

34:31 Handsome Boy Modeling School Well, I dressed up and I dressed up and we still have like, you know, normal sex. I mean, we had intercourse and whatnot, but he totally gets off on it. I mean, he was way more into it.

34:43 Drew This author's name is Louise Kaplan, if I remember. All right.

34:46 Adam It's a nice segue. And Kelly?

34:49 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

34:50 Adam But don't you think, I mean, Drew, you always say this doesn't have to do with sexuality. Or it doesn't necessarily have to interfere with sexuality.

34:58 Drew Sexual identity.

34:58 Adam It means you're crazy.

35:00 Drew It means you got some heavy s going on somewhere.

35:02 Adam And that is a good reason not to marry somebody.

35:05 Drew But it doesn't have to do with identity, sexual identity, per se.

35:08 Adam No, you still like women. It's just you think you're one, too, with a penis.

35:12 Drew No, it's that.

35:13 Adam Yes. And you want to have sex with women.

35:14 Drew No, it's that in order to have closeness with another person that creates sexual feelings, you need this distraction.

35:21 Adam You need lip gloss on.

35:22 Drew You need to act out this sort of... It's basically a way of sort of taking on the persona of mom so the connection with mom is not so overwhelmingly scary.

35:29 Adam Ben Kelly. Wow, that's scary. They dress trampy, too, these guys, too. They don't wear sensible shoes. Like they don't wear flats and gauchos in a nice, you know, taupe-colored sweater. They dress like hookers. Like you do. Like you do. Yeah, when I dress as a woman, I dress sensibly, you know? That's good. I'm not flashy. I'm not ostentatious. Not too heavy on the mascara. I don't look like some kind of cheap prostitute. I'll tell you that. I look very classy, very elegant. You could take me to the opera. That's very handsome.

35:58 Drew A little costume jewelry, but no. That's right.

36:00 Adam A little flash. That's all right. Kelly?

36:02 Drew Yeah?

36:03 Adam All right. You really, well, you knew what you were getting into, so now you're into it.

36:07 Handsome Boy Modeling School Well, you know, he doesn't, he does it only at home.

36:10 Adam All right. Well, just cause it's gonna be-

36:12 Handsome Boy Modeling School He does this with himself more than he has with me.

36:14 Adam He really does what?

36:15 Handsome Boy Modeling School I mean, he does this with himself, you know? Like get himself off. Yeah.

36:19 Adam Okay.

36:19 Handsome Boy Modeling School Well, more than he does with me.

36:21 Adam I mean, he's he's got issues, Kelly.

36:23 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

36:23 Adam You know, he should you should get him to look into those issues.

36:26 Caller Isn't he like showtunes and stuff?

36:28 Drew What could it be?

36:29 Adam What could it be?

36:30 Drew He's a very heavy leftover feelings from childhood.

36:33 Adam It ain't it ain't a hobby. That's what it's not.

36:36 Drew This is not something you can. He has conscious connection with or we'll explain to you in a way that makes sense.

36:40 Handsome Boy Modeling School All right.

36:41 Drew So get that book.

36:42 Adam You have kids?

36:43 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

36:44 Adam Oh, baby.

36:45 Drew Get that book. All right.

36:46 Adam I hope they're girls. They got a lot of hand-me-downs coming their way. All right. Hey, and and Kelly, what's he do for a living just because it'll be funny? It's always funny.

36:56 Handsome Boy Modeling School He's in construction.

36:58 Caller Oh, there you go.

37:00 Adam That makes it funny. I don't know why because now you're picturing the guy with the cigar and the hard hat and the skirt and the pumps on out there like yelling at some guys driving a backhoe.

37:11 Caller Come on, Stu, we got a dime holding up a dollar over here. Who's going on a doughnut run?

37:18 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah, that is the question. Who's going on a doughnut run?

37:20 Adam Larry, could you close your legs there when you're eating lunch, your balls are hanging out of your skirt.

37:26 Caller Oh, man.

37:28 Adam What's with all the whack jobs in construction? The guy called before was in construction. This guy's in construction.

37:34 Drew I don't know, you were in construction?

37:35 Adam I was in construction. It's like some kind of a magnet for scum, for like deviants who can't get along in society, guys who got fired from their jobs because they like took a swing at the boss or showed up drunk and urinated on a secretary or something.

37:54 Drew Yeah, those of us that have absolutely no skill in building something with our hands, I'm very jealous of people that can, you know, even have a skill that can contribute to building a building.

38:03 Adam Guys are all like alcoholics or sexual deviants.

38:07 Handsome Boy Modeling School Sounds more like destruction.

38:09 Adam Yeah, they build, they work hard. They're just a bunch of screwed up idiots. I work with a hundred guys like this. All right.

38:17 Caller Sounds like some of the rappers I know.

38:19 Adam Take a little break. Yeah, it's like ramping but without the money. We will take a little break. Handsome Boy Modeling School is our guest tonight. We'll hear something else off their CD in the next hour and we'll be back after this.

38:32 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

38:35 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Handsome Boy Modeling School is the name of our guest tonight, Prince Paul and Dan The Automator, both here from the band.

39:06 Handsome Boy Modeling School Can I make a correction? For Handsome Boy Modeling School, he's Nathaniel Merriwether and I am Chester Rockwell. We take on our birth names.

39:13 Adam I should have thought. Absolutely. All right, let me figure that one out then, hold on. All right, I'll figure that out for you next break. But thanks for the correction. Handsome Boy Modeling School is also the name of the CD and the guys will be seen tomorrow, if you want to go see them at 6 o'clock at Fat Beats in Los Feliz. And Los Feliz is a very cool area right up there, under the observatory and around those parts. Kind of in between like Silver Lake and Hollywood.

39:45 Drew Between Children's Hospital and the Observatory.

39:48 Adam That's the way you look at it. I look at it as being between Which Strip Grumman's Chinese And the Strip Club. Yeah, in between Crazy Girls Yeah. And the observatory, thank you. Shauna?

40:03 Caller Yeah.

40:04 Adam You're 21. Yes. What's up?

40:06 Caller Well, my husband is a, he's got a paranoid schizophrenic and he has to take medicine. Well, since he's been on these pills, he's been having problems getting it up.

40:17 Drew What pill?

40:18 Handsome Boy Modeling School Viprexa and Remoron.

40:21 Drew Well, that can do that.

40:22 Caller Is there something that he can do?

40:24 Drew The Remoron is not supposed to have that side of, are you there?

40:27 Yeah.

40:28 Drew And the Ziprexa could certainly do this kind of thing. He needs to talk to the psychiatrist, sometimes adding Viagra or Testosterone or Wellbutrin to the concoctions he's on will help.

40:40 Adam You mean take Testosterone?

40:42 Drew Depending on what the problem is, yeah, that sometimes helps. It really depends on what they find to be the issue with him. But these medicines can certainly do this and it's not something he should necessarily assume he has to live with. Most psychiatrists would be very empathic about this and would try to find something that would not cause that side effect.

40:59 Caller Yeah, it's causing like really bad problems.

41:01 Drew Yeah, okay, listen, this is an important issue. It's a chronic illness. He has got to come up with a range of therapeutic interventions that are reasonable for his living, for his lifestyle.

41:13 Caller Also, can my son get that, the paranoia to get this thing?

41:17 Drew There is a slight increased risk, but it's not a direct relationship as though it's just because you have a parent with this disease, there's a high risk of you developing it.

41:26 Handsome Boy Modeling School Risk is not genetic, is it?

41:27 Drew There's a familial risk, but it's not like alcohols and we can get a very high percentage of...

41:33 Caller Yeah, he got it from his mom, and his mom got it from her mom.

41:37 Drew Well, there are family systems where it's more prominent than others.

41:40 Adam Yeah, by the time your kid turns 20 and gets it, they'll have some kind of cure for it.

41:46 I hope you don't.

41:47 Caller I mean, I know all the stuff I went through with my husband, and I see all this stuff, and I don't want my son to go through that.

41:53 Adam Yeah, well, at least you'll be looking for it. I mean, with your husband, you probably didn't know what was going on, right?

41:58 Caller No, I had no idea.

41:59 Adam Yeah, that could freak you out.

42:00 Caller Yeah.

42:01 Adam All right, Shauna.

42:02 Caller Thank you.

42:02 Adam Tell him to tell the shrink and get some more pills, all right?

42:05 Caller Okay, thank you.

42:06 Adam Well, get some for me, too, while I sit. Can you do that, Drew? The guy I got a buddy.

42:10 Drew I've been thinking about it. You want to take some Ziprexa?

42:13 Adam Yeah, what's the Ziprexa do?

42:14 Drew Alanzapine.

42:15 Adam Yeah, I've had some of that.

42:16 Drew I'll mail you out a little bit.

42:17 Adam Really?

42:18 Drew Know those machine gun outbursts? Take them right away.

42:21 Adam Really?

42:21 Drew That's the end of them.

42:22 Adam That's my career. What are you talking about? You mean like when we do the TV show and I start yelling at everyone backstage?

42:29 Drew Right, the inappropriate yelling. You'll be able to still yell at callers and things, don't worry. But the yelling, the agitated yelling where you indiscriminately act out on everybody.

42:40 Adam You understand when you have a cooler full of water and the ice is almost melted and a lot of them, the labels were facing the wrong direction. The bottles not pivoted.

42:51 Drew I know I got to.

42:52 Adam Yeah, I mean, that is outrageous. I can't believe any celebrity would put up with that. And in my trail mix that I have in my dressing room, I told them to pick all the cashews out of them and I found some shards of cashew and a lot of them. So, Drew, come on.

43:10 Drew You spun out pretty good about that.

43:11 Adam Yeah. I mean, there were little pieces of cashew in there. And what happens is, I know enough not to eat the cashew, but they stick to some of the other nuts. And then you get the cashew flavor and that's where it comes off.

43:22 Drew That's when I go off.

43:23 Adam Yeah.

43:24 Handsome Boy Modeling School You do the same thing with my crack mixture.

43:26 Adam Right. You get some cashew with that crack? Yeah.

43:28 Yeah.

43:28 Adam That's another thing. I told them to have some crack for me. Then they were, I told them two kilos. I got one and a half.

43:36 Yeah.

43:37 Adam You're 21.

43:38 Caller They bought the cashews for me.

43:39 What's up? I only like the cashews.

43:42 Adam I'm just kidding you, Jack.

43:44 Oh, man.

43:44 Adam Please. I eat those cashews.

43:47 I'm big fans of the two handsome boys and I wanted to ask Dan what records had he put out before the Dr. Octagon record that he had worked on? I really like the Bombay the Hard Way and all the stuff he's done. They're heroes of mine.

44:07 Caller I produced a band called Corner Shop. They had a record called When I Was Born for the Seventh Time. Was that their first record? The one with all the hits, I guess. The John Spencer Blues Explosion, the last album called Acme. You can look forward to a new record coming out with myself and Paul. Mike Simpson from the Dust Brothers called The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly with Mike being the ugly.

44:33 Handsome Boy Modeling School Of course, by default.

44:34 Caller Because we're the handsome boys.

44:36 Adam Right. I mean, you can be ugly. Hey, Jesse?

44:39 Caller Yeah.

44:40 Adam You all right?

44:41 Caller I'm fine.

44:41 Adam You get what you need?

44:42 I did. Thanks.

44:43 Adam All right. Thanks for calling. Bye-bye. All right. We're going to take ourselves another break. Who are we going to talk to when we come back, Drew? It's not Jim. Jim. Jim is 14. Friends said that he can't get circumcised after the age of 12. He wants to know if it's true. We'll tell him whether it's true after this.

45:03 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

45:28 Adam Meet, it is Loveline. We gotta take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the fabulous show in just 10 seconds.

45:37 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

45:52 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, our guest tonight. Handsome Boy Modeling School. Chess Rockwell, aka Prince Paul.

46:00 Drew Yes, yes.

46:01 Adam And Nathaniel Merriweather, aka Dan The Automator, are both here tonight. They are Handsome Boy Modeling School, as well as many other people who've contributed to the CD, such as, well, guys like Father Guido Sarducci, who I found out is a fan. And I'm on Cloud 9 now.

46:22 Drew There you go. He used to speak so disparagingly of him, too.

46:26 Adam Well, I was always a fan of Guido's work. I just never knew if he was a fan of mine. That's all. So now there's him, Space Ghost, and who else, Drew? Myself. That's three people. And some of my friends, I think.

46:42 Drew Oh, right.

46:43 Adam From high school.

46:44 Drew No, no, right now.

46:45 Adam No, no, you're right. Just three. All right, ready to go back to the phones here, Drew? Who we went? Yeah, OK. Tim? Hello? You're 14?

46:55 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

46:55 Adam Your friend said that you can't get circumcised after the age of 12?

47:00 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah. Like, I didn't believe it, but I just wanted to see if it was true.

47:03 Drew It is not true. You can get circumcised at any age.

47:07 What happened to them?

47:09 Handsome Boy Modeling School Hello?

47:12 Caller What happened was, they went on tour and basically to Jinder had a few little lapses and stuff, and I think he's feeling better now. They're recording and they did a new record. I did part of the record. What is it called?

47:27 Adam Well, are they going to be back touring soon?

47:29 Caller Yeah, they're going to be back. They have a new record out right now, and for the life of me, I can't think of the name of what they're going under. It's called Clinton.

47:38 Adam Clinton is the name of the new CD.

47:40 Caller It's the same guy as Ben Into Gender. They just have a new thing called Clinton. It's more disco. I think I did one of the songs on there.

47:46 Adam All right, Jim? Yeah. Are you OK? You going to get that circumcision?

47:50 I'm thinking about it. I'm not sure though.

47:52 Caller OK.

47:53 Drew Well, it's interesting how the big movement in like sort of baby boomer age is to restore the... Well, it was... .the 14 and under. Like, hey, what are my parents thinking about? Get this thing off of here. What is this?

48:06 Adam Well, the thing is, there was a time... It seemed to me about 10 years ago where they're talking about foreskin restoration, where they're talking about taping it, you know, taking what was left of your foreskin and trying to stretch it out and tape it and hang weights off it.

48:18 Drew I think that started peaking a couple years ago.

48:20 Caller That was still a good idea.

48:21 Adam No, that was peaking 8-10 years ago, Drew.

48:25 Drew Alright. I'd say so.

48:26 Alright.

48:28 Adam Where the hell are we here? Key... what the hell?

48:33 Drew Keanu.

48:34 Caller Hello. How you doing, Adam? Good.

48:36 Adam What's up?

48:37 Caller I was just wondering, my girlfriend, when she performs a little sex to me, it takes anywhere from 25...

48:43 Drew Hold on a second, Keanu. Just be silent for one second.

48:45 Caller Alright.

48:49 Caller It's my telephone.

48:51 Adam Really?

48:51 Drew Telephone?

48:52 Caller Yeah. My telephone is really messed up. It's about 800 years old.

48:56 Adam Picks up AM radio?

48:57 Caller Yes, it does. I apologize for that.

49:00 Adam Wow.

49:00 Drew Is that legal, Anderson? Or we just did?

49:02 Adam That's driving you insane.

49:04 Caller It's kind of like Paul's phone.

49:05 Adam Where are you calling from? What city?

49:07 Caller I'm calling from Lincoln Heights, which is in Cincinnati, Ohio.

49:09 Adam Alright. So we get to hear some local AM station?

49:13 Caller Uh-huh.

49:14 Adam Alright. Well, let's find out what the traffic is, because I may be driving through there on the way home. Alright. So what's going on?

49:21 Caller Well, my girlfriend is becoming frustrated when she performs orally on me. It takes anywhere from 20 to 25 minutes, maybe longer.

49:29 Adam Yeah.

49:29 Caller And I just want to know if it's normal. And when I perform on her, it usually doesn't take even a minute.

49:34 Adam Really?

49:35 Caller I'm bragging.

49:36 Adam You're getting a good deal.

49:37 Caller I'm serious. I'm not bragging.

49:40 Adam So maybe she just wants to fake it real quick and get it over with.

49:45 Caller I hope not.

49:47 Adam So you can have an orgasm, but it just takes you like 20 or 25 minutes.

49:51 Caller Yeah.

49:52 Drew Is it that way with every other act?

49:55 Adam Act?

49:55 Caller Yes. To be honest with you, yes.

49:57 Adam Okay.

49:58 So that's fine.

49:59 Drew That's good. Most people consider that a good thing.

50:01 Adam Well, a lot of guys can't or don't have an orgasm via the oral sex. I don't know what they're thinking about. I think those men should be eliminated because I don't want them breeding. Then they'll have kids who can't have an orgasm via the oral sex. I'm scared that the blowjob will become a thing of the past because women will become frustrated. A lot of guys can't have one at all. So if you can have one in 25 minutes, you may be a little bit ahead of the game. You really may be. You see what I'm saying? Let's find out what's going on with the local weather though. Let me just listen for a second. Are they talking?

50:40 Caller No, not right now. They will be in the game in a minute.

50:42 Adam All right. Hey, Keanu, for like 30 bucks, you can go get a new portable phone now.

50:49 Caller Yeah, I'll go get one.

50:50 Adam You know what I'm talking about?

50:52 Caller All right, 30 bucks, you can go to Reno.

50:53 Adam You're worth it. You can give yourself a hooker. All right. People, you got to be good to yourselves. If you have some appliance that is jabbing you in the ribs every time you use it or something, just feel free to go down and get yourself a new one. Don't torture yourself that way. Hey, seriously, though, you guys know what I'm talking about, that a lot of guys can't have an orgasm with oral sex?

51:16 Caller Not in my experience.

51:17 Adam No? You're all right?

51:19 Handsome Boy Modeling School I don't know. I have to agree with the caller.

51:21 Caller Really?

51:22 Adam It takes you a little while?

51:23 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah.

51:24 Adam You got to focus?

51:25 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah, pretty much, you know. But it's all good till it's bad.

51:29 Adam Drew, what do you think about that?

51:31 Drew That what? That it's a bad thing?

51:33 Adam No, no. Would you agree that some guys can't have an orgasm?

51:37 Drew Oh, yeah.

51:37 Adam But what do you think it is? You think it's 10% or 40%?

51:40 Handsome Boy Modeling School Could it be the...

51:43 Adam No, I don't think it varies from mount to mount. What?

51:48 Caller 10%.

51:48 Drew I think it's probably, you know...

51:50 Adam 15, 20%?

51:51 Drew It's probably 20% that's really into it and 20% that's sort of not so into it. And maybe 5 or 10% is just off it.

51:57 Handsome Boy Modeling School But what if you really want to? Then what do you do?

52:00 Adam You really want to but you can't?

52:01 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah.

52:02 Adam See, that'll screw you up as a guy. If you want something too bad and it ain't happening.

52:06 Handsome Boy Modeling School It's all the psychological breakdown.

52:07 Adam Yeah, you start pushing too hard. Yeah, that's what's happening.

52:12 Drew Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's the ticket.

52:13 Adam Jeannie?

52:14 Caller Yes.

52:15 Adam You're 29.

52:15 Caller Yes, I am.

52:16 Adam What's up?

52:17 Caller Okay, I'm calling about my son.

52:19 Handsome Boy Modeling School He is 11 years old.

52:21 Caller I think he's fairly normal. Going through puberty. My question is, okay, I have caught him a few times now looking at dad's Playboys. Okay. Which I think is probably normal.

52:38 Handsome Boy Modeling School But my question is, should I allow him to?

52:44 Drew Is he almost 12?

52:45 Handsome Boy Modeling School He'll be 12 in June.

52:50 Caller I don't want to make him think that sex is bad or sex is good.

52:54 Drew Have you begun having discussions with him about all this? Yeah.

52:57 Caller I mean, I've always honestly answered any questions that he's come to me with. He's in sixth grade.

53:05 Adam Sixth grade? Oh, yeah. Please.

53:07 Caller He's gone through sex ed, you know, in school.

53:13 Caller Does he want to be a construction worker?

53:16 Handsome Boy Modeling School No, his father is.

53:17 Caller Oh, there you go.

53:21 Adam Let me tell you, hold on. If his dad's working construction, he's got more than Playboy hanging around. Oh, yeah. Let's see, have two different hiding places, like a soft-core hiding and hard-core hiding? Yeah. And God knows what's under the house, a couple of bodies.

53:39 Caller I don't want him to think that sex is bad, but I don't know that I should necessarily allow it.

53:44 Adam Well, listen, here's the deal. You guys jump in if you think I'm wrong. When you're in the sixth grade, you want to look at a Playboy, but you also understand that your mom doesn't want you looking at a Playboy. And for a million years, the guy snuck to look at the Playboy, the mom busted him and said, you won't be looking at that Playboy, and everything worked out all right. Didn't it?

54:04 Drew Yeah, I think it's taking an opportunity to reinforce again what your ideas are about his sexuality and what, you know, you should be available for dialogue with him. And you might want to also talk about how you feel about women. Wait a minute. Well, it's important. It's not 12 yet. Between 12, you have an opportunity to really...

54:22 Adam He's in the sixth grade, and I remember being in the sixth grade and had looked at many a Playboy by that age.

54:29 Drew Yeah, but also to let him know how you feel about women posing nude. Is that something you have a feeling about that?

54:35 Adam No, please, Drew, what are you doing here?

54:37 Caller Why bother?

54:38 Adam You just say, listen, you're in the sixth grade, you shouldn't be looking at those Playboys, and then you hide them somewhere new, and then he finds the new place that you hide them, and he gets another look at them. You know what I'm saying?

54:50 Drew I know, but between the ages of 8 and 12, you gotta get a dialogue going.

54:53 Adam I'll tell you though, if my mom had confronted me...

54:56 Drew Not confronted, just...

54:57 Adam If I wanted to have a dialogue about sexuality, when all I wanted to do was look at a Playboy, it would have been kind of freaky to me. It would have made me very uncomfortable. Wouldn't that have made you uncomfortable? Your mom, I talked to your mom at your party two weeks ago. I was uncomfortable. Please, I was drunk, I was uncomfortable. We weren't even talking about sex until later.

55:19 Drew If it had started running.

55:20 Adam I mean, come on.

55:22 Drew It's his point. Maybe start running at 8, 9.

55:25 Adam No, don't talk to him about it. Just put a condom on and don't go gay on me. That's the conversation you have with your kids.

55:33 Drew That's brilliant.

55:34 Adam Todd, you're 17.

55:37 Caller Yeah.

55:37 Adam What's up?

55:38 Caller Not much. I found out that my girlfriend, she lost her period. She didn't have her period and I was having a lot of foreplay with her a couple of days ago. But I didn't have sex with her. But I think I might have had a pre-cum inside of her.

55:58 Drew Amy, you put your penis inside her?

55:59 Caller No. She jumped on it.

56:04 Drew Did your penis go inside her?

56:06 Adam Was it trying to escape, get out of the room or something? She tackled it?

56:11 Caller It hit the outer part of it. It didn't go inside. A couple of minutes after that, I started getting deeper in there with my fingers. I don't know if I pushed it in there or not.

56:26 Adam It's not like a tampon though, Todd. Wow. Todd, do you do a lot of leaking down there?

56:35 Caller That night I did, though. Yeah.

56:37 Adam Well, you don't leak when you're just, for instance, just sort of sitting around at home, talking to your folks. Okay.

56:44 Caller Really?

56:44 Adam No. When you're eating cereal. Okay. So you do. Yeah. You do tend to leak a little bit, right? Yeah. And that can have some sperm in it, right, Drew? Yep.

56:53 Drew A lot.

56:54 Adam But. She's probably not pregnant.

56:56 Drew Probably not. Just worrying about being pregnant sometimes enough to make somebody lose their period.

57:00 Caller The only thing that's like scaring me is that she like wants to have a kid. It's like in fact she does become pregnant.

57:06 Adam Oh boy. Well, what are you doing, Todd? Why aren't you wearing a condom? How come you're not having sex?

57:11 Caller I don't know. I don't want to. Just the fact that I don't want to get her pregnant. That's why I don't want to have sex.

57:16 Drew Why don't you keep that morning after pill around?

57:17 Caller Yeah, I know. That's what I heard. I wanted to try to get her on that. But like, I don't know. It's like, can you do it like within 72 hours?

57:25 Drew Yep.

57:26 Caller Yeah. See, it's like been 48 hours like already. All right.

57:29 Drew Wait a minute.

57:30 Caller She's...

57:30 Caller Wait a minute.

57:32 Caller How about on Saturday?

57:34 Adam She's missed her periods since Saturday?

57:36 Caller Yeah.

57:36 Drew All right. She's not missing her periods. Get the morning after pill. Let's go get it. 1888.

57:41 Adam Todd, never name your kid Todd.

57:43 Drew 1888, not too... Number two, late. 1888, not too late.

57:47 Adam Doesn't Todd sound like every Todd you know? Yeah. And you know why you don't name your kid Todd either?

57:52 Drew He's short for this world.

57:53 Adam Yeah. There's no Todd over 35 years old.

57:56 Caller Yeah, we've been discussing name makeovers actually.

57:59 Adam Yeah.

58:00 Caller Some just don't work.

58:01 Adam There's no grandpa Todd or old man Todd or hey, that's the Colonel Todd.

58:06 Caller Plus Todd got a module of odd, you know, it's just...

58:09 Adam Yeah. Same thing. And it's got a little toad in it.

58:12 Caller Yeah, exactly.

58:13 Adam Plus, you don't know, it screws up all good, you know, sort of ethnic names, you know? Like you don't know what the guy's nationality is because his first name is Todd. I was talking about this, you know, my last name is Corolla, and my parents gave me this crappy first name, Adam. So no one can figure out what... that I'm Italian. See, if my name was Tony, Guido, Roberto, it's like, hey, if my name was Roberto Corolla, people would go, wow, that's a good, strong Italian name they got there.

58:41 Drew They would think it's Spanish.

58:41 Adam And I go, Adam Corolla. I go, what are you, Jewish or what are you, Irish or something? What is that, Corolla? Because Adam screws everything up. Todd screws everything up too.

58:51 Caller Todd Corolla.

58:52 Adam You know what the hell that was. Yeah. And it sounds like, and you don't live past 35. All, all, all reasons. Now, should you change your name? You think you would live longer? Of course.

59:04 Caller Okay.

59:05 Adam I know it's a stupid question. I'm no doctor. Nate?

59:09 Caller Hey, what's up?

59:10 Adam Nate, you're 18.

59:13 Caller Well, I was curious how y'all got hooked up with Dell and Angor.

59:22 Caller We've known them for years.

59:23 Caller Really?

59:24 Caller Yeah.

59:24 Caller Yeah, because that Dell track is one of my favorite tracks.

59:28 Handsome Boy Modeling School Well, that's good. It's mine too.

59:29 Caller Yeah, actually. Actually, I have an album coming out with Dell early next year. It's called 30 30.

59:35 Caller Did you produce that Tony Touchbeat?

59:39 Caller What?

59:42 Drew Did you produce what?

59:44 Caller That beat. Yeah.

59:45 Caller Yeah, we did it.

59:47 Caller And you got that like approved by Tony Touch and everything?

59:50 Caller Isn't that from Tony Touch's single?

59:53 Caller No, not at all.

59:54 Caller That's not?

59:55 Handsome Boy Modeling School The question is where did Tony Touch get it?

59:57 Caller It sounded like it.

59:59 Caller No, not at all.

1:00:00 Caller But it's tight.

1:00:01 Adam Hey, Nate, you can't use the S word that way.

1:00:05 Caller I'm sorry, my bad.

1:00:06 Adam That's all right. All right, Nate. Nate's 18. How long have you been pimping, Nate? All right, Nate, I'm going to hang up on you, all right?

1:00:15 Caller All right.

1:00:16 Adam All right, take care.

1:00:17 Caller All right.

1:00:18 Adam And Christine.

1:00:20 Caller Hi, guys.

1:00:21 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up?

1:00:22 Caller Okay. This has to do with my major relationship problems. So I guess I'll start out by talking about my dad, since you guys are always curious about that. About two months ago, I found out that my dad's an alcoholic, and I didn't know because my mom hid it from us for a long time. So I've been going to groups and stuff for that. So I've been learning a lot about myself and it sort of explains why I've been in some really dysfunctional relationships. But, um, and I've also had this feeling lately, like I really want a boyfriend and weird stuff like that. But I met this guy and I started talking to him and we were just talking for a couple of weeks and on Friday we had our first date and he appeared to be like the perfect guy, sort of like Mr. Rogers, you know, which was perfect.

1:01:14 Adam Yeah, that's a real turn on for 17 year olds.

1:01:17 Handsome Boy Modeling School That's dysfunctional right there.

1:01:19 Adam The guy talks to model trains, puppets.

1:01:25 Caller He's like a boy scout and, you know, is into music and all of this healthy stuff. And so it looked really good from the outside. And I guess that sort of what attracted me to him. But so we had our first date and like at the end of the date, he asks me out.

1:01:41 Adam At the end of the date.

1:01:43 Caller No, like as in, will you be my girlfriend?

1:01:45 Adam Oh, I mean, he has to stay out steady, right?

1:01:49 Caller Yeah. And that was, I mean, that kind of scared me because we'd just started talking.

1:01:54 Adam Right.

1:01:55 Caller This is the first date.

1:01:56 Adam Yeah. He's a nice guy and he probably doesn't get out too much. And he's pretty enthusiastic that some girls talking to him. Yeah.

1:02:02 Caller Clingy. She said, you know, what's his name? Huh? What's his name?

1:02:06 Adam Todd.

1:02:07 Caller It's not Todd.

1:02:08 Caller Cephas.

1:02:09 Caller It's Dave.

1:02:10 Adam Cephas. And what is, so he wants you to go steady. And what do you say?

1:02:16 Caller Well, I basically said, I don't want anything to be official. And I tried to be really nice about it because I'm just too nice in general. And he seemed sort of disappointed after that. Right. But I basically said, you know, I'm still interested in dating you, but this is just moving too fast for me.

1:02:34 Adam Yeah. I used to ask for anal sex. That was my problem right at the end of the day. I mean, not that day, but next time. Do you think I get some back door? And I realized now that was inappropriate. Maybe I was pushing too hard. I was moving too fast. I should just skip that to myself.

1:02:49 Caller Well, anyway.

1:02:50 Drew You didn't realize that until years later.

1:02:52 Adam No, not, well, I'm 35 now. I was 33 when I realized that.

1:02:57 Caller So he's still calling me every day. And like, he's inviting me over to his family's house for Thanksgiving and he invited me to this big ball this weekend with his whole family, like he wants me to meet the whole family. He wants me to make, he wants to make me this huge part of his life. He wants the serious thing. And I've heard.

1:03:20 Adam Well, listen, Christina, is that turning you off? The fact that he's pushing so hard. Now, if you could separate that from the guy, would you like him?

1:03:30 Caller I don't know.

1:03:31 Adam See, women can't do that.

1:03:33 Caller I'm so.

1:03:33 Adam I know. Listen, Christina, the guy is needy, the guy is pushing too hard.

1:03:37 Caller Yeah.

1:03:37 Adam And he's desperate.

1:03:38 Drew Isn't that interesting? They can't do that.

1:03:39 Caller But you don't think this is just my.

1:03:41 Adam Can't even separate that from the guy. No, here's what you need to do. Hook up with a few, you know, out of work, methadone junkies who beat the ass out of you for like 15 years. And then you'll be dying for this guy. Yeah. Yeah, but it ain't going to work at 17. You're not into him. And he's too needy.

1:03:58 Caller Yeah.

1:03:58 Adam And he's like, he's kind of weak.

1:04:00 Caller Yeah. And it's like, I just feel like I cannot find my intellectual match. And I probably won't for a long time. All right.

1:04:07 Adam But what do you think about this? Because this is like an age old thing. And Drew, you probably went through this. I went through this. A lot of guys go through this when they're young. The real needy, the chick feels the needy on the guy. And he may as well just be wearing a overcoat made out of donkey ass. At that point, they are that attracted to him. Now, and the thing is, is they can't even separate the neediness from the guy.

1:04:34 Drew Like, they look at the guy.

1:04:36 Adam Yeah, they're like, I see this guy. He's attractive. I'm attracted to him. He's into all this stuff that I'm into. I think he's the perfect man. Then I find out he's really into me, and he wants to see as much of me as possible, and he's a little bit needy, and now Mr. Rugged Good-Looking, who's with the spotless record, becomes this wretched donkey ass of a man, and who I want nothing to do with. See, men, if we find a woman who we think is beautiful, and smart, and intelligent, and intellectual, and makes us laugh, and then find out that she can't get enough of us, we are in. I mean, we're in in a big way. I'm not talking about stocking. I'm not talking about calling it four in the morning. But when you find out someone that you're really attracted to initially is really into you, hey, that's fine.

1:05:26 Caller Wow. Bring it on.

1:05:28 Drew Even better.

1:05:28 Adam Hope she has a sister.

1:05:29 Drew She's a little weak, coming off a rebound.

1:05:31 Caller That's right, I could score.

1:05:33 Adam I could score, yeah. She's injured.

1:05:36 Handsome Boy Modeling School She's got the shoulder to cry on.

1:05:37 Adam Yeah, she's looking for a little rebound. She's looking to bolster her ego a little bit. She's knocked down a notch. I could build her back up. But women, man, that is not attractive. And it's interesting, Christina could not even separate the needy guy from the attractive guy who she didn't know before. It was just one unattractive guy now.

1:05:58 Drew Isn't that interesting? And then all that, we sort of ran into this when we talked about our personal rating scale.

1:06:04 Adam Right.

1:06:04 Drew That women would go, they put a ranking on somebody's appearance that really was about what they did and who they were.

1:06:11 Adam Right.

1:06:12 Drew They couldn't separate them.

1:06:13 Adam He is no longer attractive because he really digs her. Whereas guys were much more mature. It's like this really hot bitch is nuts, but she's into me and that's cool. She does not get worse looking because she's a little crazy or a little needy. We still recognize what someone looks like and what we want to do to them. We're very mature that way. See? Women.

1:06:38 Drew Very evolved.

1:06:39 Adam Oh, everything's a factor. You know, in women, they're talking about going out on dates and stuff and they go, this guy is hot and he's rich and he's this and he's that and everything's going great and then he brings this up. He starts telling me he hates cats and then that's it. You know, and I think to myself, that's it? The guy's good looking, he's rich, you're this, you're that, and that's it because he starts talking about something.

1:07:03 Caller You know what I mean?

1:07:04 Adam Where's guys?

1:07:05 Caller We just go, hey, I hate cats too.

1:07:06 Adam Come on, let's get a jacuzzi.

1:07:09 Caller It wouldn't slow you down for a second.

1:07:11 Adam You'd start rethinking your issues. Yeah, maybe I like cats too much. Yeah, I don't think there's not much I like about cats. That's why, guys, when you go on a date, you have to really sort of watch yourself. You can't just, you know, you can't just, if you go to their house to pick them up, I'm sticking with the cat thing, and you walk in and their cat comes up and goes against your leg, and you just kind of look down at it and keep walking, you're screwed. I don't care if you're allergic to cats. You better get down and pet that thing and say, oh, she's cute. Just fake it. Just all that little crap. Believe me, they're taking notes.

1:07:44 Drew Can't really be honest, can you?

1:07:45 Adam No, not really.

1:07:46 Caller I guess you can.

1:07:48 Drew Whatever works.

1:07:48 Adam All right, Handsome Boy Modeling School is here tonight. Well, I guess what it is, is they're not using a real, a very realistic criteria to figure out whether they like you or not, so you're okay, you can fudge it a little bit. It's like, like an application. You know what I mean? Do you take drugs?

1:08:06 Caller No.

1:08:06 Adam You're convicted of any felonies?

1:08:08 Caller Come on, no.

1:08:10 Adam You know what I mean? It's, you'll do the job. Just fudge the application a little. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back after this. Yep, it is the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, and that is Dr. Drew. Handsome Boy Modeling School is our guest tonight. Yeah. It's also the name of the CD. Chess Rockwell, also known as Prince Paul, is here tonight, so is Nathaniel Merriweather, also known as Dan the Automator. And they will be at, where is it, Fat Beats, Big Beats? Fat Beats. Fat Beats, which is over on Los Feliz, or in Los Feliz. That's the name of a street and an area, so I'm not exactly sure what the address is, but you can call information and find out where Fat Beats is. Six o'clock tomorrow. Also, you can check out their website at www.handsomeboymodel.com. So, no school in there. No. Where the hell, where are we now? Want to hear the CD, Anderson? I'm going to take one call and we'll hear the CD, all right? Brian?

1:09:47 Hey, how's it going, Adam?

1:09:48 Adam You're 30. What's going on?

1:09:50 I got a question for Dr. Drew. I've been having unprotected sex with my girlfriend for a year. And she wants it that way because it's natural and whatever. And we're very careful.

1:10:03 Drew Careful of what?

1:10:04 Not, you know, because I used a withdrawal method.

1:10:07 Drew That's not a method.

1:10:08 Caller What a dumb thing to do.

1:10:11 Adam It's more of a maneuver than it is a method. It's kind of a porn maneuver, but it's not really a method.

1:10:18 I was just wondering, you know, we've been doing this for a year and we have sex at least three or four times a week. And with each instance, you know, we have sex at least twice each time. Wow. Wow, what's wrong? Am I just too lucky or could I have a very low sperm count? That's my concern actually now.

1:10:37 Adam Yeah, it's an interesting question.

1:10:39 Drew You're certainly lucky.

1:10:40 Adam Well, either way, here's what we can surmise. You're not a leaker.

1:10:45 Drew Right, probably not leaking.

1:10:46 Adam You don't have that bad gizz gasket that does. That was the name of my band in high school. Gizz gaskets, pretty hardcore.

1:10:55 Drew But when you got your first album, back in the early 80s, there's lots of sperm in your urethra.

1:11:02 Adam My first album was called Get a Load of This.

1:11:05 Drew Then you go put your penis back inside. That sperm has the opportunity to get out. So there's no way to tell if you have a low sperm count other than having a sperm count done, sperm analysis. But no matter what, you're very lucky.

1:11:22 I see.

1:11:23 Adam She's going to get pregnant eventually. Do you pull out right at the moment of impact or lift off or whatever it is?

1:11:30 Right when it's about to come out. Boom, I'm out of there.

1:11:32 Adam Wow, that's pretty good.

1:11:34 Caller I see a lot of guys.

1:11:37 Adam A lot of guys can't tell when that first salvo is coming.

1:11:44 Well, I guess I'm lucky I have it down to a sign.

1:11:47 Adam All right, but let me tell you, it's a risky thing and you will f up one time. What the hell is up with your girlfriend?

1:11:55 Drew What the hell is up with your girlfriend?

1:11:56 Well, she's just against having anything, I guess, foreign inside her.

1:12:03 Adam Does she eat and drink water?

1:12:06 Drew What is with her bizarre thinking? That is bizarre, irresponsible thinking.

1:12:10 Caller Are you trying to have a kid?

1:12:12 No, no, no. Actually, we are engaged, but so it's...

1:12:15 Adam All right, well, you're 30, how old is she?

1:12:19 Caller 28.

1:12:19 Adam All right, well, she's sort of... They're sort of in that, man, if we have a kid, we have a kid mode.

1:12:24 Drew Well, that's what she's in.

1:12:26 Adam Right.

1:12:26 Drew No way we're not having kids. Well, she's...

1:12:28 Adam Yeah.

1:12:29 Drew She's thinking kid.

1:12:30 Adam Yeah. Meanwhile, he's gonna frost the belly while she... Well, she thinks about having a kid. All right, that seems like a fair trade-off. You know, I was listening... Remember when Dr. Ruth had a syndicated radio show about 15 years ago? You guys remember hearing that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Remember that? I was like... And I was driving. I remember where I was. I was on the Ventura Frio. I was going to Fatburger, I think. God, I was a pathetic... I was like 20 or something. This must have been like 1984, something like that. And I was listening to a radio show and some guy called in and he said, same question, Dr. Ruth, I've been having unprotected sex with my girlfriend for about a year now. She hasn't become pregnant yet. I want to know if I have a, you know, low sperm count. And she said, well, do you pull out? And he pauses for a minute and he goes, yeah, when I'm done. I thought, what did this guy think Dr. Ruth was asking? And that's really, that sums up our callers.

1:13:38 Drew Yeah, same callers, same people, same people, same people.

1:13:41 Adam As if Dr. Ruth is asking, do you go to work with your penis in her? I mean, what do you guys do? Like just sort of drape a coat in between the two of you. So it's not as offensive to co-workers.

1:13:53 Drew Present yourself as Siamese twins.

1:13:54 Adam Yeah. How is it? What do you drive, by the way? Does she sit on the dashboard while you steer the car? Or how does it put her head out the sunroof? When I'm done. That is, yeah, you know, and then Dr. Ruth went off the air. So I'm sure that guy must have been recycled to a Loveline listener at some point. All right. Or at least one of the demon seed kids he had from not pulling out correctly. We're going to listen to something from Handsome Boy Modeling School. And this one absolutely is called The Truth. That would be Handsome Boy Modeling School, and that is the truth off of the musical curriculum from the Handsome Boy Modeling School, which is the name of the CD. And you can find them down at Fat Beats in Los Feliz tomorrow, 6 o'clock. You guys will be signing this CD and hanging out, meeting people as long as they buy it.

1:19:49 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah, of course. You gotta buy it first.

1:19:51 Adam Well, maybe they bought it early in the break.

1:19:53 Caller Yeah, that would be fine. That would be fine, too.

1:19:55 All right.

1:19:58 Adam Lorraine?

1:19:59 Caller Lorraine.

1:20:00 Adam Oh, Lorraine? Oh, boy. Well, that was close.

1:20:03 Drew What's going on, Lorraine?

1:20:04 Adam You're 24.

1:20:05 Caller What's up? I have this weird rash, and it's on the very, very top of my pubic hair, like basically between like the area where my abdomen ends and my pubic hair starts.

1:20:17 Drew What does it look like?

1:20:18 Caller It's really red and itchy. And there's like these two, like kind of white on the edges of them are white, but they're kind of like nickel size spots. And I tried treating it with cortisone, and I tried treating it with that gold bond stuff, and it hasn't gone away.

1:20:37 Drew Is the center of that, those circles, sort of lighter than the periphery?

1:20:43 Adam Yeah.

1:20:44 Drew It's probably a fungus.

1:20:45 Adam Really? Yeah.

1:20:46 Drew You gotta go get that treated, okay?

1:20:48 Caller Okay.

1:20:48 Adam Why do you have to go, you have to go get it treated?

1:20:50 Drew You can try the Lotrimen over the counter to start with.

1:20:53 Caller Okay.

1:20:53 Drew But it sounds like, if it's that itchy, it sounds like something kind of exuberant might want to be checked out.

1:20:57 Adam Hey, uh, Drew, with that cortisone cream, why not pump it up just a little bit, you know? I get some of that stuff, I bring it home, and, you know, I'm reading the label, one percent cortisone.

1:21:09 Drew Yeah. It's nothing.

1:21:10 Adam One percent, that's 99% nothing. I mean, you're bragging about one percent? When do you brag about one percent? And I think to myself, let's just say you made it two percent. What would it do, burn a hole in me, or would I become addicted to it, or might it just work?

1:21:26 Drew Well, you're thinking sort of, it's reasonable thinking, but the cortisone creams that are prescriptions are actually 25 one thousandth of a percent.

1:21:36 Adam So it should be lower?

1:21:38 Drew The point is, they're much, much more potent. The real problem with the hydrocortisone is it's very weak. And one percent is actually extraordinarily powerful if you're using the usual over-the-counter stuff. But the compound itself is just so damn weak.

1:21:50 Adam So I get the skunk, I mean, I get the cramped version?

1:21:55 Drew The stuff, you know, the prescription is like 100, 100 times stronger.

1:21:59 Adam Why do you need a prescription to put cream on something?

1:22:01 Drew Because, that's a good question, because it can be absorbed into your system. And you can suppress your adrenal function. You can give you cataracts and diabetes and soften your bones.

1:22:09 Adam Oh, please. I never heard of any of those things.

1:22:11 Drew It discolors your skin, it makes blood vessels come to the surface. It can be kind of unpleasant.

1:22:15 Adam Okay, but I can rub it on. If I have a problem, you could give me a prescription to it.

1:22:20 Drew I think you're right that there should be some stronger stuff available.

1:22:23 Adam Yeah, I don't like the idea of you either go to the doctor or you go down to the supermarket and get the stuff that doesn't work. Can't there be a sort of in-between brand? Something's got a little kick to it.

1:22:34 Drew I think that's coming.

1:22:36 Adam Really?

1:22:36 Drew No, I think so.

1:22:37 Adam You know how, like, with booze, you know, you got your beer and then you got your hard stuff. You got your tequila, you know? That's your hard stuff and then the beer is a little lighter stuff. And the tequila is not illegal. It's just, hey, be careful what you do with it. You know, I mean, you have to use it sort of responsibly. Why couldn't you have something with a little more kick in it? Why does everything at the store not work? And then if it works, you got to get a prescription for it, even if it's something that, you know, it's not something you're going to get addicted to. It's not going to kill you. You know what I mean? You got something. Can't you just, you know, you got a rash. You want to rub something on that works. Why can't you go buy that stuff? I don't understand that. Okay, Drew, do something about that, would you?

1:23:20 Drew We could go to commercial here, yeah?

1:23:22 Adam Huh?

1:23:22 Drew Commercial.

1:23:23 Adam Oh, all right. All right, we'll do that and then we'll be back after this.

1:23:29 Caller Love Line, Love Line, Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew will be right back. Before you know it.

1:24:02 Caller More Loveline.

1:24:03 Adam Handsome Boy Modeling School is our guest tonight. Had an interesting discussion about over-the-counter drugs as opposed to prescription drugs. And Dr. Drew says they should all be legal. Right?

1:24:15 Drew That's what I said.

1:24:16 Adam And you're gonna give me those Quaaludes you've been promising me all this time.

1:24:19 Drew Once everything's over the counter, you have free access.

1:24:22 Adam Do they still have Quaaludes?

1:24:23 Drew No.

1:24:24 Adam See, I miss that.

1:24:26 Drew Sorry.

1:24:27 Adam One more thing I'm gonna do with my time machine.

1:24:29 Drew No wonder our relationship has been so much on the skids.

1:24:31 Adam Get score some Quaaludes and have a threesome when I'm in high school.

1:24:34 Drew No, I can no longer come through the way you had expected.

1:24:37 Adam All right, so that's my...

1:24:38 Drew All this what you expected out of this relationship is just not coming through with it.

1:24:42 Adam Right, right. I'm trying to think. See, I'm building a time machine so I can go back to high school and have a threesome. Or at least I'm trying to figure out the math on it. But I'm also gonna score some Quaaludes. When did they stop selling those Quaaludes?

1:24:55 Drew Kind of at least 10 years ago.

1:24:57 Caller Yeah, they have these things called Somas that are pretty much the same thing.

1:25:00 Drew No, they're totally different.

1:25:02 Adam Build a time machine and go to Mexico.

1:25:03 Drew Totally different chemical. They both make you feel the same way. And it's something you want to talk to us about.

1:25:08 Handsome Boy Modeling School What do Quaaludes do?

1:25:10 Drew Soma is something, is a muscle relaxant. It's carbid, I can never pronounce the name, carbidocin, but all.

1:25:15 Adam None of our stone listeners are gonna correct you.

1:25:18 Drew And it is an addictive drug.

1:25:20 Adam Yeah.

1:25:21 Drew And it is a highly sedating.

1:25:23 Adam I always heard a Quaalude was like, you know, one pill was like drinking a six pack or something. Like it made you feel drunk.

1:25:30 Drew Yeah, but it's like GHB is that way too.

1:25:32 Adam All right, but why, what was Quaaludes, what did they make them for originally?

1:25:35 Drew I think those were pure sedatives.

1:25:37 Adam Just to, and they stopped making them for legal reasons or just came up with other, why?

1:25:42 Drew I don't think they were meant for humans originally.

1:25:44 Adam Oh, they weren't? What are they meant for?

1:25:45 Caller Like horses or something.

1:25:47 Caller Really?

1:25:48 Drew Wow.

1:25:49 Handsome Boy Modeling School Like who tried it? Who took it from the horse? Cause I want to know.

1:25:53 Adam That was Willie Shoemaker, the famous junkie.

1:25:56 Drew Look what happened to him.

1:25:58 Adam He shrunk.

1:25:58 Drew No, he...

1:25:59 Adam Oh, he got in a car crash. That's right, he's paralyzed. That's right.

1:26:03 Drew It's on Quaaludes.

1:26:04 Adam Was he on Quaaludes?

1:26:05 Caller No. Jesus Christ.

1:26:08 Adam Don't scare me, Drew. That's bad karma, man.

1:26:11 Drew Poor guy.

1:26:12 Adam But he was drunk, right?

1:26:13 Drew No, not that. Hey, careful. If that's not, you don't know that to be true.

1:26:19 Adam That's what I heard. He got in a horrible car crash. What, is he paralyzed now?

1:26:23 Drew Yeah, I see a spinal injury.

1:26:25 Caller All right.

1:26:25 Adam Awful. I'll tell you, I heard there was some alcohol there. You didn't hear that? No.

1:26:30 Caller All right.

1:26:31 Adam Look that up on the Internet, Anderson. Where the hell were we? Brandon?

1:26:35 Caller Yeah.

1:26:36 Adam You're 23.

1:26:37 Drew Yes.

1:26:38 Caller Man, I can't believe I'm on with Prince Paul. Totally cool. Totally revere you as a producer. I grew up with your music and just have the utmost respect for you.

1:26:46 Handsome Boy Modeling School Thank you.

1:26:47 Caller I just got a couple of real quick questions. Number one, I'm wondering if you still keep in touch with Dayla Soul and if you got anything to do with their new album that's coming out soon.

1:26:55 Handsome Boy Modeling School What, the Dayla? You know, I would like to answer that question, but it's, I'm kind of, I'm trying to, like, I'd rather not answer that question.

1:27:05 Adam I just take that as yes.

1:27:07 Handsome Boy Modeling School Now, we got a few things that we're trying to come up with in the near future.

1:27:11 Caller Cool.

1:27:11 Handsome Boy Modeling School You know, and as far as, like, yeah, we still talk all the time, you know.

1:27:15 Caller Awesome. That's totally cool. Also, I'm wondering if, while you guys are out on tour, if you're going to be coming anywhere near Utah.

1:27:20 Caller Hopefully not.

1:27:21 Caller We don't do that many hip hop acts. It's really disappointing. Like, tomorrow night I'm going to see Gangstar, but it's only because they're coming with Rage Against the Machine.

1:27:28 Caller Dial-Aid People is open for that too, I think. It's pretty cool.

1:27:30 Adam I had you hear about my band. What's my band? Just Ballet. What was my... We're pretty edgy.

1:27:44 Caller Also, I'm just wondering if you got anything coming up, any kind of collaborations with somebody like... Some of the more Backpack type rap, so to speak, like Most Daff or Pharoah Montz or anybody like that in the future.

1:27:53 Caller Hopefully not.

1:27:55 Handsome Boy Modeling School The only thing I have that's pretty interesting is... MC Paul Barman will be coming out in January and...

1:28:03 Caller Paul Barman and Mike V.

1:28:04 Handsome Boy Modeling School And the only other thing I got coming out really soon is this Chris Rock Christmas song that we're doing. That's not Backpack. That's more like Blackpack.

1:28:14 Caller What is Backpack?

1:28:15 Adam What's that mean?

1:28:16 Handsome Boy Modeling School You know, all those kids you see around with backpacks on, walking around the street.

1:28:21 Adam What's that mean?

1:28:21 Handsome Boy Modeling School Oversized clothes?

1:28:23 Caller It's like non-commercial, non, you know...

1:28:28 Adam So Backpack is good, right?

1:28:30 Caller Well, it depends, you know. If you're like rap artist and everyone who comes to your show like was wearing a backpack and North Face, it's not that interesting.

1:28:37 Handsome Boy Modeling School And they're all men.

1:28:38 Caller Yeah, all male.

1:28:42 Adam Drew, you were considered a boat-a-bag at some point, weren't you? Yeah. In high school? I was doing that. I know your past. I know. That's cool. That was considered pretty hip back in the 70s, boat-a-bag. What are you doing with Chris Rock?

1:28:56 Handsome Boy Modeling School I produced actually his last two albums.

1:29:00 Adam Yeah, sorry.

1:29:00 Handsome Boy Modeling School Oh yeah. And right now, we're... Well, as soon as I get back, we're doing a Christmas song, which should be very interesting.

1:29:07 Adam What's the theme, I mean, other than Christmas? I have to go away the whole joke, but...

1:29:16 Handsome Boy Modeling School No, it's... We're just going to, like, be making a few Christmas carols.

1:29:19 Adam I see.

1:29:20 Handsome Boy Modeling School And kind of bring them to the ghetto, you know, more or less.

1:29:22 Adam Right. And that'll be, I guess, released in time for Christmas.

1:29:26 Handsome Boy Modeling School Hopefully, man, you know. I'm trying to...

1:29:28 Caller Those Christmas songs aren't big sellers in January.

1:29:30 Handsome Boy Modeling School Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1:29:31 Adam Now, if you're producing a record and Chris Rock is doing his thing, so Chris writes a song, Chris writes the lyrics, it comes in, and then what do you do? Do you put... Do you get music? Do you put it behind him? Do you direct him?

1:29:44 Handsome Boy Modeling School I mean, yeah, basically, what he does is how me and him work, he'll sit down like, oh, he'll call me like 2 in the morning.

1:29:49 Caller Oh, Paul, I got this great idea.

1:29:51 Handsome Boy Modeling School What I want to do is da-da-da-da-da, and the music needs to be like this, and we'll come in and we'll work on it. So with that in mind, in my 2 in the morning haze, sit down, think about it for a minute, go back to sleep, wake up, and, you know, work on the concept that he has and kind of brings it to him, you know. As far as like musically, what are you thinking of this? Ah, nah, it's close, but a little something different, and then I'll go back to drawing board, bring it back and hopefully get close to what he wants, you know.

1:30:15 Adam Yeah, it's an interesting process. I wish I could call someone at 2 in the morning. Drew, I may call you at 2 this morning and tell you I got a new idea for the show.

1:30:24 Drew Enjoy.

1:30:25 Handsome Boy Modeling School Hey, if you pay me, you call anybody.

1:30:28 Caller It's like, remember that part, too.

1:30:32 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with Handsome Boy Modeling School after this.

1:30:38 Caller Let's have some more fun.

1:30:39 Caller OK, let's do it.

1:30:42 Caller Call Loveline 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:30:46 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:30:47 Caller Well, here's how it's made.

1:31:20 Adam That is it. I want to thank Handsome Boy Modeling School for coming in here.

1:31:25 Caller Thanks for having us.

1:31:26 Adam Nathan and Chess.

1:31:27 Handsome Boy Modeling School It's been fun. It's been real.

1:31:29 Adam Yeah, we appreciate you guys coming in. And again, you can go down to Los Feliz and see them at Fat Beat.

1:31:36 Handsome Boy Modeling School That's right. You coming through?

1:31:37 Adam Yeah.

1:31:38 Caller I'm keeping it real.

1:31:40 Adam Drew, you coming through Los Feliz and hanging at Fat Beat?

1:31:43 Handsome Boy Modeling School I'm keeping it real, yeah.

1:31:43 Adam Remember, that's Los Feliz in between Observatory and Crazy Girls, right?

1:31:48 Handsome Boy Modeling School Bring your backpacks.

1:31:49 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:31:50 Adam Handsome Boy Modeling School, everybody. Get that CD. Thanks for coming in. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I love guys.

1:32:00 Caller Well now...

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