Episode 1000754887600

0:55 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:02 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:04 Voiceover Loveline.

1:10 Adam All right.

1:10 Drew Hey, I like that.

1:11 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, and that's, I guess, our new opening. Good, not a bunch of static.

1:18 Drew Kind of missed the South Park, guys.

1:19 Adam All right, what's going on? Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight we have some of the members of Method of Mayhem. That is TiLo and Tommy Lee. This is, I know there's tons. I mean, I'm just looking at this thing, and actually we know a lot of these people that are on the Methods of Mayhem CD. We got Scott and Ken from Crystal Method. We love those guys because they look like truck drivers. Ken especially, Ken doesn't look like some kind of mix master. He looks like he works at a U-Haul in Fresno.

2:01 Drew I'll yet to walk up to that guy and know who the hell he is.

2:03 Adam Yeah, he's been on the show eight times, and Drew never knows who they are because they don't look like rockers. Snoop Dogg, you'd recognize him, Drew.

2:11 Methods of Mayhem In the Puff of Smoke.

2:12 Adam Kid Rock, George Clinton. He is the king of funk. Did you spend much time in a small close there with George Clinton?

2:23 Yes, we have.

2:23 He is the funk king.

2:25 The whole clique. They got three tour buses of funk.

2:29 Adam George is wearing like a couple of raccoons on his head. Remember, were you in here with George Clinton?

2:36 He's got the funk.

2:38 He feels like meat oil on his skin or something.

2:41 Adam Fred Durst, of course, from Limp Bizkit and The List, little Kim, who we had on the TV, I think, last year, is a trip. A trip. She really is.

2:50 Yeah.

2:51 Adam The list goes on and on. So, Tommy, explain how this whole thing got started and how many guys are in it and how many people are making cameos and what are you going to do when you tour and how does all that work?

3:04 Methods of Mayhem Okay, 42 questions. Where do we start? A quick sort of synopsis is that Tim and I, we got together. He was in a band called Head PE. I saw him when his band opened up for Mötley. Right. Just on this last, or on the Generation Swine Tour and I saw him and he was like the background guy and I just thought we got to know each other. I saw him and I was like man if that guy gets a microphone in a spotlight he's going to be a big star.

3:40 He'll blow up the spiznart, you know.

3:43 Methods of Mayhem He's cool and we got together just briefly after the tour was over. I said we had to get together and just write a song.

3:52 Adam So this is like two and a half, three years ago now?

3:56 Well this is two years ago we met but we've only done Methods of Mayhem for under a year now. Yeah, it's been about a year.

4:01 Drew But when you asked to write the song?

4:02 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, we got together and wrote.

4:04 Drew That was how long ago?

4:05 Methods of Mayhem That was a year ago. We wrote a song, it came out amazing and then I went and got myself into some trouble and spent some time in jail. We stayed in touch and as soon as I got out I'd made a decision to move on to phase two of my musical career. I was really unhappy creatively.

4:27 Adam You mean just doing the rock and roll thing?

4:29 Methods of Mayhem Just doing the same old thing, playing the same songs. I just couldn't, that unhappiness was spilling into my personal life, it was spilling into all other aspects of my life. And I just, it was time to make a move.

4:44 Adam Alright, so now you've got TiLo and you got you and you got a song or two at this point.

4:49 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

4:50 Adam A year ago.

4:51 Yeah.

4:51 Adam But then how do you enlist everyone else?

4:53 Methods of Mayhem Okay, this is what's cool because, I mean...

4:56 We didn't enlist anybody. Everybody just saw...

4:58 Methods of Mayhem Everybody came...

4:59 First we did this homegirl Ashley. She hooked us up with YouGuy. YouGuy came into town from Wu-Tang Clan. He's like, man, I want to meet Tommy Lee. So she called up. She goes, hey, do you mind if YouGuy comes by? And we're like, yeah, bring him by. For real, you know what I mean? So he came by and he just heard some of the tunes and he was just blown away. He's like, I can't believe you guys are mixing these styles together. It's coming out so lovely. It's not like generic at all. So, you know, he's like, I was like, man, what kind of music do you listen to? He's like, nobody. So, man, he's a heavy cat.

5:30 Adam So the word sort of got out and people just started coming by?

5:34 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, word got out and all of a sudden we got a call from Snoop. We were talking on the phone. Next thing I know, it's like, all right, Tim, we're out of here. We're going to Atlanta. And we did a song for Snoop's Outsiders Project and Snoop did one with us. Right. And then Kid Rock and Freddie Durst were just like out partying one night and they called us at about 1 o'clock, 1.30 in the morning, what are you guys doing? And we're like, we're working on music. Oh, we're coming by. They came by and all of a sudden this Methods of Mayhem Project, which initially I never intended it to be, you know, where, what it's become, you know, this has all been out of love and people coming by and collaborating. I mean, I sit back now and I'm like, dude, I can't believe we did this.

6:16 Adam So, I mean, is this turning into a sort of like a late 90s Steely Dan or is it like the traveling Woolberries with weed and tattoos?

6:26 Methods of Mayhem No.

6:27 Adam I mean, is it like an all-star studio band?

6:29 Methods of Mayhem No, no.

6:30 Adam What happens when you tour?

6:31 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, no, we got the bands together. Steve Perkins from Jane's Addiction, drummer, is going to be playing drums as well with me. Because there's...

6:40 Adam You guys got your own set or do you have to share?

6:43 Methods of Mayhem No, we're going to have two drum kits.

6:45 All right.

6:46 Methods of Mayhem Because there's times where I play guitar and Tim and I are doing a lot of the vocals. So, you know, something new for me. You know, we got Stephen Perkins. Chris Chaney is playing bass on the record and is going to tour with us. He finishes up with the Lannis Morissette on December 7th or something.

7:05 Adam And I'm guessing some of the people who contributed to the album, depending on what city you're in and where they were, when you were in that city, make an appearance as well.

7:15 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, Mix Master Mike from the Beastie Boys. He's going to DJ the large shows.

7:20 Adam So this thing is coming out December 7th, correct?

7:24 Methods of Mayhem Yes.

7:25 Adam Good. All right. Let's take some phone calls. You guys know how it works, I guess. Sean?

7:31 Yeah.

7:32 Adam You're 16?

7:33 Caller Yeah.

7:33 Adam What's up?

7:34 Caller Nothing. I had called before, actually.

7:36 Adam All right.

7:36 I got a call about a week or two ago.

7:38 Adam Oh, yeah.

7:39 Caller The girlfriend that had been raped.

7:40 Caller Who?

7:41 Caller The girlfriend that had been raped.

7:43 Caller Yeah.

7:43 Caller I got bad news, too. You told me not to have sex with her.

7:46 Caller We did?

7:47 Caller Yeah.

7:48 Adam Oh, because you're going to get her pregnant?

7:50 Caller Yeah, but she's not pregnant, though.

7:51 Caller The condom didn't break.

7:53 Adam Right.

7:54 Drew But this was was she getting real aggressive with you sexually? Was it that one?

7:57 Caller No. Yeah.

7:58 Kind of.

7:59 Caller A little bit.

7:59 I'm not sure. I'm kind of drunk right now, but.

8:01 Caller Okay. Hold on.

8:04 Adam He got no, yeah, kind of, sort of. I'm not sure. Calling her the same answer for the same question.

8:10 Sorry.

8:10 Adam All right. So what's your question, John? Please.

8:13 Caller Is it possible for her to grow a second hymen?

8:15 Because she bled when we have sex.

8:17 Drew No, but it's possible for women to bleed, be stimulated to bleed by having sex, even if they're not about to have their period.

8:23 Adam Really?

8:23 Drew Yeah.

8:24 Adam All right, John.

8:25 So she bled when we have sex. Does that mean she was like.

8:28 Drew Doesn't mean anything.

8:29 Caller Really?

8:29 Drew Doesn't mean anything.

8:30 Adam You wearing a condom, John?

8:31 Caller Yep.

8:32 Adam You sure?

8:32 Caller I'm positive.

8:33 Drew Do you have the morning after pill ready?

8:34 Caller Yeah, we weren't drunk when we had sex.

8:35 Drew We got drunk after.

8:37 Adam Well, it's important to celebrate.

8:38 Drew Do you have the morning after pill ready to go?

8:40 Well, I told her to go in the morning if she thought she had to. But we wore a condom and I was back.

8:45 Adam All right, John.

8:46 Drew God bless you.

8:47 Adam John, you in college or I mean, you in high school?

8:50 Yeah.

8:50 Adam You got health class?

8:52 Yeah.

8:52 Adam Okay.

8:53 We had our sex education.

8:54 Adam No kidding with the grow the second Hyman question.

8:59 Drew That's all right.

9:01 Adam All right. But I never thought you could grow a second anything.

9:04 Drew People don't grow a second penis.

9:06 Adam I did?

9:06 Caller Yeah.

9:08 Adam It turned out to be a wart though. I gave it a few months. I just need any excuse to tell the ladies. No, no, no, no, no. Second penis. Don't touch it. What do you mean freeze it off? That's my second penis.

9:20 Yikes.

9:21 Drew Also, there's something for them to hope for.

9:22 Adam That's right. This thing may surpass the first one in a couple of short weeks. Mandy?

9:28 Yes?

9:28 Adam You're 24. Yes. What's up?

9:31 Caller I had sex off right and he came inside me and it started hurting my ovaries, my lower stomach.

9:41 Drew Yeah, your pelvis. You have pelvic pain.

9:43 Caller Yeah, yeah. It's real sharp pain.

9:45 Drew Did you go see a doctor?

9:46 Caller Before this happened, twice before, it didn't hurt this bad but it hurt a little bit. So, I'm wondering what's happening.

9:55 Drew Why didn't you go see a doctor?

9:59 Adam What is it, Drew? You're a doctor.

10:01 Drew Why don't you tell her what's happening? It could be a pelvic inflammatory disease.

10:03 Caller Because I need to call Loveline.

10:05 Drew It could be a pelvic inflammatory disease, among other things. It could be a bad infection in your tubes and those things need to be treated quickly or your fertility can be forever impaired.

10:14 Adam Do you have kids, Mandy?

10:15 Caller Yeah, I have one but he's adopted.

10:17 Adam All right. Have you tried to have kids? Have you tried to have kids?

10:23 Caller Have I tried? No.

10:24 Adam It's strange that you've adopted a child but haven't...

10:26 Caller No, I gave my child up for adoption.

10:29 Drew Oh, he has been adopted.

10:30 Adam Yeah.

10:30 Drew Okay. Mandy, you deserve a medal. We've changed our...

10:33 Adam Sort of. Yeah.

10:34 Drew No, come on.

10:34 Adam No, no, you do. More people should give their kids up for adoption.

10:37 Drew Well, more...

10:38 Adam Drew, give one of your kids up for adoption.

10:40 Caller What is it? We can give you that medal?

10:41 Caller He got three.

10:43 Drew Why not? All right, I got plenty. All right.

10:46 Adam You should get a medal for giving your child up for adoption.

10:49 Drew For making a choice on behalf of the child.

10:51 Adam Not the way you explain giving your kids up for adoption. I have one who's adopted.

10:54 Drew But you gotta see a doctor. This could be a serious infection. There are many other reasons for this, including things like endometriosis, ovarian cysts, lots of things, even appendicitis.

11:04 Adam There you have it. Leroy?

11:05 Caller Yeah. You're 14?

11:07 Yeah.

11:07 Adam You're on with TiLo and Tommy Lee from Methods of Mayhem.

11:11 Well, that sounds really cool.

11:11 Caller I never heard of any of this stuff, but it sounds really cool.

11:14 Drew We're going to play some.

11:15 Adam We're going to hear some of this stuff, actually, in the next five minutes or so.

11:18 Caller Cool.

11:19 Adam What's up?

11:20 Caller Uh, nothing much.

11:22 Caller I haven't gotten an erection in like six months.

11:25 Drew You're 14?

11:26 Caller Yeah.

11:27 Adam That is the equivalent to you not getting an erection for three and a half years. Do you realize that as an adult?

11:33 Drew In adult years?

11:34 Caller Yeah.

11:34 Adam I mean, when you're 14 and you have an erection in six months, it really is like four or five years as an adult.

11:40 Caller So it pretty much sucks.

11:42 Drew Well, now were you having them regularly before?

11:44 Caller Yeah.

11:45 Drew Do you have any medical problems?

11:46 Caller No.

11:47 Drew You're not diabetic or anything like that?

11:48 Adam Well, he's suicidal. He's had a medical problem.

11:49 Drew You don't wake up with them in the morning?

11:51 Caller I used to anymore.

11:54 Drew You're not a medication?

11:55 Caller No.

11:56 Adam If you masturbated?

11:58 I've tried.

11:59 Adam Nothing? No. Really? And were you taking care of business before this?

12:08 Drew Have you ever masturbated? Oh, there you go. It's interesting. When you start to try to get the real questions, they fall apart.

12:18 Adam It wasn't bad. I was interested.

12:21 Drew I was beginning to unravel a little bit.

12:22 Adam All right. Angela?

12:24 Yeah.

12:24 Adam You're 15. What's up?

12:26 Caller Is there any way you guys can come back to me in a couple minutes?

12:29 Drew How come? Mom's in the room?

12:31 I'm cold.

12:32 Caller I'm really cold. I need to go get some blankets.

12:34 Drew Where are you?

12:36 Caller I'm just cold. Can you guys just come back to me a little bit?

12:40 Adam All right. Are you camping or something?

12:42 Caller No. No. All right.

12:45 Adam I swear to God. I was such a pathetic son of a bitch when I was younger. I didn't own a sleeping bag when I was like 19 or 20. I still hate my parents for this because don't you guys think it's your parents' job to buy you a sleeping bag like at some point? Then maybe like you don't buy a sleeping bag for yourself until you're at least 25, maybe 30. Other than that, you should be able to go to your parents to get a sleeping bag. My parents never bought me a sleeping bag. So when we went camping, I brought a blanket from my bed. And we go up to the top of like Mount Pino's and just spread that blanket out. And it was about four in the morning. I thought I was going to die with the weather like it is. I woke up in the morning. I woke up at like four a.m. And I was like, I am dying. And I said to my buddy, I said to the Wheeze, who was in one of those mummy bags where I could only see his nose sticking out. I like flicked his nose, Hey Wheeze, what? You got to let me in the bag with you. No f-ing way. John, I'm not kidding. I'm going to die. I don't care. You can't get in this bag.

13:47 Drew What happened? You sit in the car.

13:48 Adam The next guy was Carl. Carl. And just his nose sticking out of that mummy bag. I wanted to kill him. There's nothing worse than freezing when people are warm. I don't mind freezing when everyone else is freezing. But guys that are toasty when you're freezing is painful. It makes you colder.

14:04 Drew They're unempathetic, too. They don't get it.

14:06 Adam No. They're like, hey, I'm hot in here. I just farted. Wait a minute. It's 10 degrees warmer than it was in here 10 seconds ago. I'm like, Carl, dude, let me into that bag with you. No. I'm going to die out here on this mountain. Sorry. So I remember hearing this story of like when you're freezing out in the wilderness, you should take the rocks from the fire that night that are still hot and make a bed. You know all that stuff they tell you to do, all that survival BS. What they don't tell you is most of it involves like a backhoe and a couple of day laborers, and three days of preparation. You know in the movies they show the guy like, you know he takes a hack with a machete and then they cut to the scene where he has the whole raft lash together and everything in the bed and they lean to. They don't work that way at four in the morning when it's real windy and you're freezing your ass off and you're drunk earlier, you know, you're like you don't know where you are. And so I took these rocks and I spread them out but the rocks that I could handle were cold and the ones I couldn't handle were too hot, you know, from the fire and I ended up lying, I ended up just lying on top of the fire with my blanket and part of the blanket caught on fire and I smelled like one of those sausage links the following morning, you know, they smelled like I was smoked, you know, miserable, miserable man. Shouldn't your parents, shouldn't I be able to sue my parents for that?

15:28 Drew I think so.

15:29 Adam And then I took the same blanket and put it back on my bed when I got home and that was my blanket. It smelled like a hickory blanket, like a hickory farms blanket.

15:41 Drew And Carl and Don, you should get something out of them too.

15:43 Adam I know, I know. But you know what, I think I would have done the same thing if I were them. When you have, who would have let some big guy, I was wearing boots and a vest and I was wearing as much stuff as I could get on. You know, I had like tube socks on my hands and stuff. There's no way I could have gotten a sleeping bag with them, could I? Yeah. A mummy bag? I would have had to get in him to get in him with him. All right. Oh, man, I'm such an idiot going camping.

16:09 Methods of Mayhem You're going to blind damage.

16:11 Adam Yeah.

16:11 Caller I should sue him.

16:13 Adam Mark? What's up? You're 24. What's up?

16:16 Caller All right. Great show, guys. Love your show, by the way.

16:19 Adam Thanks.

16:19 Caller All right. I've been, I was with one girl for about three years and her orgasm seemed to be, you know, very similar to mine. You know, I just one, you peak and after it, you kind of out cold kind of thing. Um, but, but you guys have been, you know, not you guys, you know, I've heard about this multiple orgasm stuff and I really don't understand how it works. I mean, do you have an orgasm with the same intensity and then you can just keep having one if you just keep being stimulated or?

16:45 Drew You can't.

16:46 Caller Okay. One, one.

16:47 Drew Men can't and some women can, but most can't.

16:51 Caller Okay. Now what?

16:52 Drew It's just, it's just a lack of, it's probably a little less intense and the lack of refractoriness.

16:57 Adam Well, but isn't it, you know, women, it's hard to separate. Some of them have those like cluster orgasms, you know?

17:04 Drew Right.

17:04 Adam Like, like, like a cluster bomb, you know, it's like one shell but a bunch of little explosions going off. And it's all sort of connected to the same main shell.

17:15 Caller But it's possible to just keep going and going and going.

17:18 Drew Some, some can go for quite a while. But that's sort of, that's a biological state, you know what I mean? That's something they're born with.

17:25 Caller So are they less intense? For them, they're just as enjoyable as anything.

17:28 Drew I'm sure they're just enjoyable, but they're probably a little different.

17:30 Caller A little different.

17:31 Drew You know, what you got is fine. Whatever you got is fine.

17:34 Caller I don't have anything right now.

17:35 Drew I know, but what your girlfriend's got is fine.

17:37 Adam No, his girlfriend doesn't have anything.

17:39 Drew Oh, I see.

17:40 Caller Yeah, I'm just talking about it in general.

17:42 Adam Yeah. I like guys sort of hypothetically planning their orgasm schedule for down the road. I'm going to get me one of the multi-orgasmic broads, you know, for my next one. I feel pretty good.

17:55 Drew Women are like a science project for men.

17:57 Adam Guys in general.

17:57 Drew Especially young men, young guys, like Alice and Mel.

18:00 Adam Well, don't you guys think that guys sort of take a methodical approach to almost everything? I mean, almost a mechanical approach. Like if I'm going to be with a woman, I want a multi-orgasmic woman so that that'd be kind of cool to have. Just like you're buying a truck or something and you want one with the lift kit and a tow package on it.

18:18 Drew Yeah, but they're even a little more pragmatic. It's like, what can I do to make it that?

18:22 Adam Yeah.

18:23 Drew How can I soup it up a little bit?

18:25 Adam Just like if I bought the stock truck, I'd want to go have the captain's chairs put in the thing and the killer stereo, so where could I take it?

18:33 Drew Bigger wheels.

18:34 Adam Right. So guys approach women that way and so when they find one that's not performing the way they'd like to perform they just think well all right I'll just get the manual, figure it out here, maybe put some headers on it or something, drop it in a hot cam and see what happens. Squeeze a little more performance out of it. Yeah this is kind of frustrating when they don't cooperate. They should all act like cars. All right, why don't we play? Can we do this? Are you going to get mad?

19:04 Drew No, let's do it.

19:05 Adam Let's play Methods of Mayhem CD.

19:07 Drew The Get Naked. Oh yeah.

19:09 Adam You queued up there?

19:10 Drew That's when they're playing on K-Rock?

19:11 Methods of Mayhem Appropriate for the show.

19:12 Drew Yeah. Doris, our producer, replacing Ann right now, was telling me that the video is pretty wild.

19:19 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

19:20 Adam There's a lot of nudity in it, right?

19:22 Drew A lot of famous people had their clothes on.

19:23 Caller All right, hold on.

19:25 Adam Let's hear the song and we'll talk about the nudity. Well, there you go, TiLo and Tommy Lee are both here from Methods of Mayhem. We are going to take ourselves a quick break. When we come back, we'll talk a little about that video and take your calls after this.

22:55 Caller Cool. It is Loveline.

23:26 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. T-Lo and Tommy Lee are both here tonight from Methods of Mayhem, which is the name of the CD as well. And that will be out.

23:38 Caller The band that will be blowing up the planet come December 7th.

23:41 Adam That's right. So you should buy it on December 7th, because if the planet has been destroyed by the 8th, you're not going to be able to hear it.

23:49 Caller You're going to hope that things are spinning around. You might get bumped to the 4th Dimension. You might get caught slipping.

23:56 Adam You bring your Walkman with you if you're going to that 4th Dimension. And don't use your Walkman to listen to the 5th Dimension, alright, Drew? That's one of your bands.

24:06 Caller Up and away with my beautiful, my beautiful balloon.

24:12 Drew Adam and I went to a musical today.

24:14 Caller Oh, yeah.

24:15 Drew I thought Adam was going to get the 4th Dimension.

24:17 Caller Yeah.

24:19 Adam I got some free tickets and...

24:21 Drew That was nice.

24:22 Adam I don't want to get into it, Drew. Now hold on a second. I want to talk about the nudity in this video first. What... I saw... So naked anyway. I saw the last 10 seconds of this video on MTV, I believe, the other night. And it looked like regular naked people running around. I was kind of excited by it. But I didn't see the whole video. Is everyone nude?

24:47 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, everybody.

24:48 Adam Who's in it?

24:49 Methods of Mayhem Everybody but Fred Durst.

24:51 Adam What's he wearing? Well, listen, I don't need to see him. I've seen enough of his penis.

24:55 He's wearing something sexy. What's the question?

25:00 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, everybody is naked, but Fred.

25:03 Adam Right. And why isn't Fred naked?

25:05 Methods of Mayhem I don't know. He just wouldn't get naked.

25:07 Adam What's he wearing?

25:08 Methods of Mayhem Clothes. You know, the Fred Durst uniform. The baseball cap and his dickies and a shirt.

25:15 Adam See, to me, that either means a small penis or zit on ass. That's what that translates into, or possibly both. So now, who all is naked then?

25:26 Methods of Mayhem Everybody from like...

25:28 Adam What names?

25:30 Methods of Mayhem George Clinton. George Clinton, Little Kim.

25:32 Caller Hold on.

25:33 Drew He's naked, dude.

25:36 Adam Oh, the funk really had to be going on.

25:38 Caller Yeah, he's in the limo.

25:41 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, he's naked. Little Kim's naked. She's riding a giant cock.

25:45 Adam Little Kim.

25:47 Methods of Mayhem Like a rooster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

25:49 Adam Yeah, oh, certainly. What do you think he means? There it is. Little Kim probably was naked when you shot the thing anyway, right?

25:57 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, she showed up naked.

25:58 Adam She probably took the least persuading, right?

26:01 Caller Yeah.

26:02 Adam Yeah, so Little Kim's naked. George Clinton's naked.

26:06 Caller Yeah, yeah.

26:08 Methods of Mayhem Mix Master Mike's naked. Pamela's naked.

26:12 Adam Great.

26:13 Caller Her co-star Nat's naked.

26:15 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, Nat, her co-star on VIP. She's up there.

26:18 Drew We saw her yesterday. It was Friday, right?

26:20 Adam We just had her on the TV. Yeah.

26:21 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

26:22 Adam She's naked too?

26:23 Methods of Mayhem She's naked too. She's up there dancing near Mix Master Mike when Freddie comes down this ramp. She's up there doing her thing.

26:29 Adam Wow.

26:30 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

26:30 Adam Everyone's just totally naked.

26:32 Methods of Mayhem Dude, you have to picture this for a minute. The back lot, Universal Studios. You know the trams with mom and dad and the family, you know, going by and the guys making his announcements. And over to the right, we have... Dude, we're doing like second unit shots out in the parking lot. And these people are driving by in the tram. And I just... It's the funniest sight, man. I'm looking over and I'm seeing mom and dads dive for their kids like, honey, no!

26:59 Caller Grab the kids!

27:01 Methods of Mayhem Because there's people out there barbecuing naked. People are walking back and forth in the trailers. And these people are like... They're thinking they're going to see Back to the Future in Hollywood.

27:11 Adam Let me tell you.

27:12 Caller And we're like, hey, what's up?

27:13 Caller We're getting our barbecue on.

27:14 Adam Natalie, Pam, that'd be cool. But if I thought one of my kids was going to see George Clinton naked, and I had like some acid and I couldn't get to him, I would just throw the acid at his head. I could like take his eyes out. You may hate me now, son, but you'll thank me one day.

27:32 They have special schools. You'll be all right.

27:37 Caller Oh, man.

27:38 Methods of Mayhem And then there's just, you know, everybody, like, you know, skinny people, fat people, you know, newscasters. Chris Conley's naked.

27:47 Caller Chris Conley from MTV. Yeah.

27:50 Caller Let me ask you this.

27:52 Adam OK, but let me ask you this. So you film the thing and you just film everyone naked. And then obviously they have to kind of tile out or blur out the private parts. Right.

28:01 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

28:02 Adam Now, somewhere there's the untiled version of this floating around. Now, is that going to end up on the Internet? Is somebody going to sue somebody?

28:11 Caller I mean, you know what I'm saying.

28:13 Methods of Mayhem We have it and it will.

28:15 Adam You're not going to put it in a safe while you're doing construction over to your house, are you?

28:19 Methods of Mayhem No, I'm not.

28:20 Caller You sure?

28:22 Caller You don't have it, do you, Tommy?

28:24 Caller You shouldn't be trusted with it.

28:25 Methods of Mayhem No, actually, you know what?

28:26 Adam Jesus Christ, it's a horrible idea you hold it. Tommy, I'll hold on to it.

28:32 Methods of Mayhem No, we have it.

28:35 Caller God, no.

28:37 Methods of Mayhem No. Yeah, we have it and we're going to release it on the album. When the CD comes out, it's an enhanced CD and it's got a bunch of EPK footage and the video is on there and we're going to release a DVD that has some live 5.1 stuff and home video style stuff all compiled probably at the end of our touring cycle.

29:05 Adam But what about some of the naked people who went like hey, I don't mind hanging out in front of you guys nude if you tile out the Johnson, but I don't want to be on the internet with the Johnson hanging out.

29:16 Methods of Mayhem They signed the paper releases.

29:18 Caller They signed the paper.

29:19 Adam Oh, their agent is supposed to have went berserk.

29:22 Caller That's what I was doing this weekend.

29:25 Caller There's a side card.

29:26 Adam Wow. All right.

29:27 Caller We'll see that.

29:29 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

29:30 Adam Grady, how's it going? You're 15. What's up?

29:33 Caller Hey, I was just curious.

29:34 Caller Is TiLo Tim from Head B?

29:36 Caller Yes.

29:37 Caller So I've been listening to Head for a while.

29:41 Caller You're not listening to the liner notes or anything.

29:43 Caller What's up with that?

29:44 Caller Listen to what?

29:45 Methods of Mayhem You're not listed on the liner notes.

29:46 Caller Oh, that's what I'm saying. Don't you see that's why I'm out of the box. You know what I'm saying? I was a speaker homeboy. They didn't hook me up with no love like that. That's why I had a bounce. They took me more important as a roadie. That's why I learned a lot in that band. I just had to move on.

30:07 Caller Bigger and better things.

30:08 Caller Yeah, I don't know. It's all lovely now. I can't complain. Smoking the fruits, rolling around in Mercedes. You know what I'm saying, pimp?

30:17 Adam That's Drew's life except for the last two things. The fruit from the Mercedes. Hey, Grady.

30:24 Drew My life is pimp, though.

30:25 Adam Grady.

30:25 Caller My life is pimp.

30:28 Adam Any more questions, Grady?

30:30 Caller I was just going to say I love Methods of Mayhem stuff.

30:33 Caller Oh, that's tight.

30:34 Methods of Mayhem Right on, man.

30:35 Adam Yeah, we're going to hear another Methods of Mayhem song coming up.

30:38 Caller Right on.

30:38 Adam So I'm just listening for that there, Grady.

30:40 Caller All right.

30:41 Adam All right.

30:42 Caller Everybody, I love you.

30:43 Caller Yeah, man up, homie.

30:44 Methods of Mayhem Peace out.

30:46 Adam Folks named their kid after Fred Samford's best friend. Wasn't that Grady?

30:51 Caller Yeah.

30:52 Adam Wasn't Grady?

30:53 Caller Yo, how about the box set?

30:55 Adam Uncle. Yeah.

30:56 Drew You got the gray beard?

30:57 Adam Yeah, it wasn't Grady. Who was Grady?

30:58 Caller Oh, Grady's a man. Grady's a dirty homeboy who lived next door.

31:01 Adam Yeah.

31:02 Caller As he lived down the street.

31:03 Adam Yeah.

31:03 Drew Had a funny sort of speech pattern.

31:04 Adam And he was always like, Fred, what? He was always doing that.

31:07 Caller Yeah, like that bluish gray kind of Afro, you know.

31:09 Adam He had the blue beard.

31:10 Caller Blue beard, too. Yeah, a blinking kind of effect. It was kind of tizzy tight.

31:15 Adam I liked Rollo. That was my man from Sanford and Son. He was like the dicey friend of Son. Son. What is this?

31:24 Caller Oh, no.

31:25 Adam All right, forget it.

31:26 Caller I'll figure it out.

31:27 Adam Scott?

31:27 Caller Hey, what's up?

31:28 Adam You're 18.

31:29 Caller How you doing? Adam, I just want to say you're a champion.

31:31 Drew Thank you.

31:32 Adam Thanks.

31:33 Caller I have a question about getting my penis pierced. This is for Dr. Drew. And I just wanted to know what short term and the long term effects would be of that.

31:43 Drew Short term pain, intermediate term bleeding and infection, although it's remarkable how rare that is. Right. Long term, what kind of pierce are you talking about?

31:56 Caller Just on my penis.

31:57 Drew What kind? These are all different kinds.

31:58 Caller Just on the side, not like through the middle.

32:00 Drew Not through the urethra or anything. So the main thing is tearing and infection, that kind of thing.

32:05 Caller That's how like risky is it.

32:08 Drew What do you do? Nobody has studied it. It's the problem. There's no way to study this stuff. It's all still so underground.

32:12 Adam What's the side one like? What do you do on the side? Just like pull off a little flap of skin and go through?

32:18 Drew You mean on the head of the penis?

32:19 Caller You guys got me. I have no idea.

32:21 Drew He's going to go for a consultation.

32:23 Methods of Mayhem You got to do some homework before you go doing this. Since you don't even know what kind you want to do yet.

32:29 Adam You got to bone up, you know what I'm saying? On the piercings of the penis?

32:33 Caller Yeah, it's going to be hard, but I know I needed to check it out.

32:36 Caller Dog, I heard that you're going to be hurting for like three months.

32:40 Caller Oh, really?

32:40 Caller Yeah, and a quick recovery.

32:43 Drew Now, last time you were in here, you were going to get something done.

32:46 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, I didn't.

32:47 Caller I talked him out of it. I was like, dog, three months. You get no love for three months.

32:53 Drew Well, that was her way of keeping him sort of out of control.

32:55 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, I don't think I could go without having sex for three months. Just metal or no metal hardware. Oh, that's right.

33:01 Caller Yeah, yeah. There was a grace period there.

33:04 Adam Pamela was pregnant. Tommy was going to go on the road.

33:07 Drew And get a piercing.

33:08 Adam Yeah, it was either that or Pamela went to attach a 4,000 foot chain to Tommy's penis and put it on a tether.

33:16 Drew It was a volt. It was like a battery pack with it. Delivered voltage. Over like 4,000 volts.

33:23 Caller Yeah.

33:24 Adam That could have the opposite effect. That should create like a Franken penis. You know what I mean?

33:28 Caller It's alive.

33:30 Caller Taking over the city.

33:32 Caller All right.

33:34 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. We have TiLo and Tommy Lee both here for Methods of Mayhem. And when we come back, we'll speak to Angela, who's 15, had a threesome a year ago. Yeah. Threesome at 14, everybody. Oh, my God.

33:48 Caller All bad. That's all bad. We'll be back at all bad.

33:51 Adam We'll get to that after this.

33:57 Caller We'll be right back with more.

34:22 Caller It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla.

34:24 Adam That is Dr. Drew over there. TiLo and Tommy Lee are our guests tonight for Methods of Mayhem. This CD is coming out December 7th. Plug, plug, plug. And lots of nice pre-buzz going on about this, which is good. And it's an all-star gathering. You got George Clinton, Fred Durst. You got the guys from... What's the guy? You can never write Ken and what's his name? The Crystal Method guys, the truck driving mixers. You got Lil Kim. Who else?

35:01 Caller You got Kid Rock.

35:02 Adam I mean, the list, Snoop Dogg, the list just goes on and on. And I guess, I mean, is this something, there's more of this going on than there was, it seems, 20 years ago.

35:17 Methods of Mayhem Definitely.

35:18 Adam And I guess the music is sort of lending itself more to that. I mean, because you know, when Mötley Crüe did a record, Mötley Crüe had to do a record.

35:27 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

35:28 Adam You couldn't just have a bunch of guys from other bands stop by and start singing, right?

35:34 Methods of Mayhem I guess you could, but it just wasn't collaborative back then, you know? And I think that's what hip hop brought to music was people getting together and just doing it.

35:47 Caller It's just rock cliques. And they only have like just their homie, like just their immediate band. Like they wouldn't even like, they wouldn't hook up. Like you see rock, I mean hip hop bands, they got like the Cash Money Millionaires, then they got Lil Wayne, then they got Lil Troy, then they got the Juvenile, and then everybody like they have their own clique and then everybody branches off and then they build it and they bring everybody and there's no like I want to be the only star. It's like everybody's like they feel the bigger their clique is the stronger and the more people they can come together. That's why Snoop and like You God and people want to come together with the Tommy Lee because they're seeing him like a big you know a big idol or you know somebody that's made a big impact in the rock world and them being hip hop artists and being you know a big impact that they've made them coming together it's like.

36:32 Adam But is there any difference in the record companies and contractual obligations and stuff would 20 years ago or 10 years ago would they not let people like artists that were on their label go off and do stuff on other people's projects? Yeah. You think there's something going on with that too?

36:51 Methods of Mayhem I don't think so. I mean I played on some other records when I was in Crüe. It just wasn't, it just didn't seem like that was what people were doing. Everything was very almost competitive and you know, I don't know. I think music...

37:06 Adam You guys weren't going to lend a hand to those punks from Trickster.

37:11 Caller Through them.

37:13 Adam Yeah, no, I know. And there is, I mean, almost in a way, it's almost like a bunch of teams competing for the same trophy. At least it was 20 years ago. You had your rock acts and you had your, you know, you had your hand full of them and they were all sort of in competition as you could sell the most records and fill the most stadiums.

37:32 Caller And they're taking hip hop as a group. Like whereas like they're becoming parts of music and parts of hip hop and there's hip hop, they're becoming stronger. All the way from like Mary J. Blige to your Juvenile.

37:42 Adam Well, you know, the thing about hip hop is a lot of those guys, it seems to me, these guys come from down and out neighborhoods and they got a whole bunch of people they got to put to work soon as they did.

37:54 Caller I moved this fool out from Ohio, you know what I'm saying?

37:56 Adam That's right.

37:56 Caller Say, Mom, I'm still living in Section A homes, you know what I'm saying? It's all good.

37:59 Adam You get a job, you got to put half your block to work now.

38:03 Caller Got to do it.

38:04 Adam Yeah.

38:05 Caller You're doing that called keeping it real.

38:06 Drew That's your deal too, right?

38:07 Adam I know, but I put work on my house. I don't tell them to come do comedy with me. I have all my buddies from high school. You want to come up to my house and rake some leaves.

38:16 Caller Yeah. Rake some leaves.

38:18 Caller You think he's getting?

38:19 Drew You think he's getting?

38:20 Adam I'm keeping it real, brother.

38:22 Caller Yeah.

38:23 Caller Getting your write-off on.

38:25 Adam I'm not kidding either. Half the guys I went to high school, they were up in my house working.

38:30 Drew Y'all pissed off when they don't perform adequately? They're not jumping to it when Mr. Corolla speaks?

38:36 Adam They come up, they think they're cutting a record. No, no, buddy. You're cutting the lawn, brother. His top cuts are like 35.

38:48 Drew Then he talks crap about them on the radio.

38:51 Adam Let's not piss him off.

38:52 Caller Come on. Angela?

38:54 Drew He's going to be a mutiny. He's going to be found dead.

38:56 Adam Angela, you're 15.

38:57 Caller What's up?

38:59 Caller Really quickly, I have something to say to Tommy. Before I ask my question, I don't know if anybody's told you this before, but I think that you should know. A couple of years ago, when that thing happened with you and Pamela, that video, I would just like to say that Adam and Drew, out of everybody, announced that, like, everybody across the country, that they thought it was wrong and, like, nobody should, like, view it because it was just personal and they gave you a lot of respect and they were really nice to you.

39:31 Methods of Mayhem That's cool.

39:32 Caller Thanks, Angela. That's cool.

39:34 Caller You should be listening.

39:35 Adam Far be it for me to blow my own horn here, but I have never seen that video. I'm a connoisseur of pornography.

39:44 Drew In fact, somebody brought it in here. We both made a point of not going in. Remember that?

39:47 Adam Yeah, well, it was easy for you. For me, it was hard.

39:50 Drew I know. You broke a sweat. He broke a sweat.

39:52 Caller It was tough for him.

39:54 Adam I said, I think that's an intrusion. I don't think that's right. It is. I don't want to see it. I don't, I know those guys. I know what happened and I'm not interested in boycotting the whole thing.

40:05 Methods of Mayhem That is so cool, man.

40:06 Adam Yeah, it was. That's pretty good.

40:07 Methods of Mayhem Thanks, you guys.

40:08 Caller You have to be all bad threesome.

40:10 Adam Thanks for bringing that up, by the way, Angela. It makes me look good.

40:13 Methods of Mayhem That's cool.

40:14 Adam All right.

40:14 Methods of Mayhem So what happened?

40:15 Adam What's up with the threesome?

40:17 Caller Okay. Like a year ago, a friend and I went to this party. She was 17 and we, there was this really hot guy there and we ended up having a threesome. And now it's like a year later and she's 18 and she's seeing this like 26 year old guy. And this Friday, they want me to like have a threesome with them. But the thing is, is that like I like a couple of months ago, or no, like a couple of months after I did that the first time, like her and I messed around for a little bit by ourselves. And like, it's like nothing that interests me really, I guess.

40:58 Drew What's the point, Angel? What can we do for you?

41:00 Caller I'm getting to that. Hold on one second. Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude or something.

41:04 Drew No, no, it's just the story. I can already get the chaos and confusion and everything else, but...

41:11 Caller Okay, anyway, the point is that like, and if he said that if I won't have sex with him, then he like wants to watch me and her. And it's like, I just don't know what to do because I don't know if I should or if I should.

41:24 Drew How old is he again?

41:25 Caller 26.

41:26 Adam 26? You're 15.

41:28 Caller Yeah.

41:28 Drew Yeah, call the police.

41:29 Caller Call the PO-PO for Willie Dodo.

41:32 Adam Well, Angela, you're not really that into her. You're just sort of into making people happy who are around you, right? I mean, you're into not saying no, but you're not into it.

41:42 Caller I'm not really into it, but I don't know. It's just like confusing, I guess.

41:46 Adam Yeah, because you're 15, that's why. What's up with you? Why are you so confused?

41:51 Caller No, like I don't have like a chaotic life. I mean, I'm like, really?

41:55 Adam Yeah, well, right now, you're 14.

41:57 Drew That's you. You had one earlier on, I'm sure. Well, what happened?

42:03 Caller No, like I'm totally like cool with everything. I mean, I'm just what happened?

42:07 Drew What do you call that?

42:09 Caller I like, I don't know. I just don't know what to do. I guess. I don't know.

42:13 Caller Where don't go get your groove on with the 26 year old fool.

42:18 Drew She's not going to answer.

42:19 Caller All right. Now you better watch some movies, girlfriend, because that shit.

42:23 Drew He didn't quite say it.

42:25 Adam I thought I got a little S word in there. All right. Hey, Angela. Yeah.

42:29 Drew He's like a half swing.

42:30 Adam Where's your dad?

42:33 Caller He is sleeping.

42:34 Adam All right. You like him?

42:37 Caller Yeah.

42:38 Adam All right. You do?

42:39 Drew Wait a minute. Adam, you like your dad?

42:43 Adam Yeah. Hey, no, seriously, Angela.

42:46 Caller Yeah.

42:46 Adam Do you like your dad?

42:47 Caller Has he been good to you?

42:48 Caller Um, yeah, I do. No, Angela.

42:51 Caller OK.

42:51 Adam He has been good to you.

42:53 Caller Uh huh.

42:54 Adam OK.

42:54 Caller Oh, really quickly, I just want to say thanks for weeing while I went and got those blankets.

42:59 Drew OK.

43:00 Adam That was Angela. All right. Hey, Angela.

43:02 Drew Yeah.

43:02 Adam Listen, you sound really screwy and confused and scared. You really are. Listen, trust me, I talk to screwballs for a living. I know I know a screwed up voice when I hear it. You're 15. You're in your threesome at 14. Take a rest. OK.

43:17 Caller So you don't think now?

43:19 Caller No, it's negative star fighter.

43:21 Adam It'll be one more thing you regretted that you did when you get old.

43:25 Drew Makes you do more of this to avoid the pain and the shame of having done this.

43:29 Adam Right. Well, listen, if you want to have a good time, fine. But if you don't want to do it and you're 15 and the guy's 26 and you know what I mean?

43:37 Drew It's not just to have a good time with a 26 year old. No, I'm not saying that.

43:41 Adam OK, Drew, we listen, we all agree. Listen, when Tommy says you shouldn't do it, you should do it. That's like Satan saying, hey, come on. Think about what you're doing, buddy.

43:55 Caller 15.

43:57 Adam And what Angelina?

43:59 Caller Yeah, Angelina.

44:00 Adam You're 22.

44:00 Caller What's up?

44:01 Caller I've been seeing this guy for about two years and he breaks up with me pretty frequently because of things that happened in the past. Like what? Well, I was pretty harsh to him in the beginning with just little things.

44:16 Drew Like cheating?

44:17 Caller No, no. I have a son and I was with his dad for seven years and we would talk on the phone a lot and while the guy I was seeing for two years would come over, I'd be on the phone with the dad and he was pretty violent and I was in a violent relationship with him, so I'd have him be quiet because I didn't want to start any crap. So just stuff like that. He got real bitter. So recently I moved away to go to school and he got kicked out of his house and he was supposed to come up here to visit.

44:52 Drew Are we talking about the dad now or the boyfriend?

44:54 Caller The boyfriend.

44:55 Adam Right.

44:55 Caller Yeah.

44:57 Adam We don't trust a boyfriend either because the first guy you picked was violent.

45:00 Caller Yeah.

45:01 Adam Is the second guy violent?

45:03 Caller No. No, he wasn't. He was, towards the end, he's been kind of verbally, just not verbally mean, but just kind of weird and bitter and not wanting to.

45:14 Adam Okay. So what's the question?

45:16 Caller The question is that I moved to Minneapolis and he was supposed to come up here a day before he was supposed to come up. He broke up with me and said he needed to be free. Right. And he does this like every two weeks. And I know he's going to call again. And I just want to know what he's really doing. And when he does call, I mean, should I be angry or should I just?

45:36 Caller No.

45:37 Adam This sounds just like more chaos to me.

45:39 Drew More abuse.

45:40 Caller Your homeboy trying to move in with you and stuff?

45:43 Caller No, he that was the plan. But after a while, he just said he didn't want to be.

45:48 Caller You know, you should let homeboy does not want to let him go on and go out there and try to survive on himself.

45:53 Adam I'm not trying to hold on to Angela. Angela, listen, you pick chaotic guys. This guy's chaotic, inconsistent. You got a kid, the kid needs consistency, right?

46:04 Drew Enough drama.

46:05 Adam Enough bringing up screwballs that are yo-yoing and verbally abusive and will be physically abusive at some point, too, I'm sure. Just focus on your kid, focus on you. Go to school, get your ass together and take a little break.

46:18 Drew There you go.

46:18 Adam Take a little time out from the chaotic relationships.

46:21 Drew Break the phone call habit. Don't even take those phones. Let it go.

46:24 Adam It's all right. It's all right, moms. Focus on your kid for a couple years. You're 22, you know, take a few classes, read a few books, focus on the kid and then get back into it when you got your head together. We will take ourselves a little break and we'll be back after this.

46:40 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

46:43 Caller Back in a minute.

46:44 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. It is Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout, and we'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.

47:18 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station, KNRK, Camas, Portland, and Intercom Radio Station.

47:32 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, Tommy Lee, and Tila are both here from Methods of Mayhem. The CD will be released on December 7th, but you can hear another cut off it in about 10 or 15 minutes here on the fabulous Loveline. And we'll get to the phones. Christine? Hi. You're 21. What's up?

47:53 Caller First of all, I have to say hi to you, Adam.

47:55 Adam All right.

47:56 Caller You are so funny.

47:57 Adam Oh, thanks.

47:57 Caller I have to say hi to Tommy Lee.

47:59 Caller Hello. How are you?

48:00 Caller Fine.

48:00 Caller How are you?

48:02 Caller I'm great.

48:04 Caller My problem is, is I've been married for four years.

48:07 Caller And in that four years, I haven't been able to be like turned on at all or have an orgasm.

48:15 Drew How about before that four year period?

48:17 Caller Before...

48:18 Drew Before you were 17.

48:20 Caller Before I was 17. I hadn't had sex before I got married.

48:27 Caller Oh, really?

48:28 Adam This is one more argument for getting it on before you get married, everybody. So, is this... Do you suspect... You have nothing to compare this guy to.

48:36 Caller No.

48:37 Adam But do you suspect there's something up with him? Or are you guys not compatible? Or what's up?

48:42 Caller I think it's me, really.

48:44 Adam What's up with you?

48:45 Caller I don't know.

48:46 Caller That's what I want to know.

48:48 Drew Wow.

48:48 Adam You're pretty giddy for someone who doesn't like sex.

48:50 Drew Why do you... How old is your husband?

48:52 Caller He is 37.

48:55 Adam Oh, wait a minute.

48:56 Drew Oh, and he married you when he was 33 and you were 17?

48:59 Caller Um, yes.

49:00 Adam And when did he meet you?

49:02 Caller When I was 16.

49:03 Adam When you were 16, he was 32?

49:06 Drew Wow. Were you, like, on the run now for your parents?

49:09 Caller Um, no.

49:10 Adam Were you at the time?

49:12 Caller Um, probably a little bit.

49:14 Adam Yeah.

49:14 Caller Probably a little bit.

49:15 Adam A little bit, yeah. Let me explain the part about being on the lam. You're either on the lam or off the lam. You're not near the lam or dragging next to the lam or pacing the lam. Either on or you're off. It's like, it's so true with fugitives and people that have left the house and stuff. It's like either you're in your house and you can be there or you're out of the house and you really can't be there. But there's never that sort of, well, I can just have a foot in. So what was going on at home that was so screwed up?

49:43 Caller Um, well, my dad was kind of mentally abusive. And maybe a little physically abusive.

49:53 Adam So you sort of just hooked up with the first life preserver that floated by, right?

49:58 Caller Exactly.

49:59 Drew Well, that's when women are not emotionally involved in a relationship, it is sometimes very difficult for them to function sexually.

50:07 Adam We don't trust this guy.

50:08 Drew They either have to be acting something out or they have to be involved in one or the other.

50:12 Adam Two choices. Either they have to be some crazy bitch who's just on some sort of bizarre sexual autopilot who's cast some sort of play, and you become daddy or whatever, in which case it's the best sex of your life, you know, that kind of stripper stuff, or they have to just really be together and in love with you. But that's pretty rare. But Christine, you're just sort of floating in between somewhere. So what about this guy? I don't trust him. What kind of guy is he?

50:41 Drew A three year old picking up with a sixteen year old. Yeah.

50:44 Caller What kind of guy is he?

50:45 Caller Where did you guys meet?

50:47 Caller He's my brother's best friend.

50:49 Drew How old is your brother?

50:51 Caller My brother is thirty seven.

50:52 Adam All right. So what's this guy do for a living?

50:55 Caller He's a roofer.

50:56 Drew A roofer.

50:58 Adam That's all bad. The drywallers make fun of roofer. Do you understand?

51:03 Drew Do the tin knockers make fun of them?

51:04 Adam Tin knockers and sheet rockers make fun of roofer. No. Even laborers. Yeah. Even in the El Salvadorian guys, you may not be able to understand them, but they're making fun of the roofer's because you got to, you know, you got to deal with that hot mop as a roofer. You know, that big kettle full of that tar that's burning and oh, man. Hey, Christine. Do you have any kids?

51:28 Caller Yes.

51:29 Drew Oh, wait a minute. Where do you live, Christine?

51:31 Caller I live in Utah.

51:33 Drew Maybe she knows about those pegs we were looking at on the roofs in Washington, DC.

51:38 Adam No, she doesn't know. How many kids do you have?

51:41 Caller One.

51:41 Adam Okay. And is this guy good to you? Do you love him?

51:46 Drew Okay. Say no more. Is he bad to you?

51:50 Caller He's sometimes he is, yes. Sometimes he's very insulting.

51:55 Adam Yeah. Listen, we know this guy's flawed because he's the same 32 year old who picked you up when you were 16. And he's a roofer.

52:05 Drew I mean, you're not even in your thirties yet, Christine. Imagine that now. Imagine a 21 year old picking up a 16 year old.

52:11 Adam Yeah, man, that look like now.

52:12 Drew What does that look like to you now?

52:14 Caller Oh, I don't know. Probably the biggest mistake in my life.

52:17 Adam No, no, no.

52:17 Drew Not your your mistake, particularly. But think about a 21 year old peer of yours reaching down into early high school and picking up a girl. Right now. Now add 10 years to that guy.

52:28 Adam All right. So here's the question and a lot of talk. Here's the question. What does someone like Christine do? Is this thing just a mess that was never should have been? Or do you just try to work it out? I mean, what do you do? You got a kid, you know, this this guy's not the kind of guy who's going to go to counseling.

52:47 Drew Is he? No, no. Well, Christine takes care of herself. First of all, you know, she gets maybe support involved in whatever activities and gratify her. She needs to build herself up.

53:00 Adam But should you just get divorced and take the kid and sort of start a new life?

53:04 Drew No, I would say get a supportive network up here, get involved in something. Are you involved in church or anything like that?

53:09 Caller No.

53:10 Drew Is that something that's important to you?

53:13 Caller Not really.

53:14 Drew Is any sort of activities or hobbies, anything like that you're into? Kid school?

53:20 Caller No.

53:21 Drew Are you just isolated?

53:23 Caller Well, I've got depression.

53:26 Drew You're under care?

53:27 Caller Yeah.

53:27 Drew Do they send you any groups for that?

53:30 Caller No.

53:31 Caller I've been through counseling.

53:32 Drew How about some group therapies?

53:34 Caller I've been through it but not lately.

53:36 Drew Why don't you get back involved? My thing is get her as much support as possible so she can grow and at least start to feel okay again and figure out what the hell she wants to do. We're not going to make any decisions for her.

53:47 Adam Speaking of counseling, you know it's real windy outside. A tree fell on my cable line. Six TV's, no cable.

53:56 Drew You got all your videos? Your watch cable?

54:00 Adam Yeah, I do. I'm gonna have to go home with one of you tonight. Is that cool?

54:03 Caller Tommy's got massive TV's.

54:05 Adam Tommy, you got TV, right?

54:06 Methods of Mayhem We got the dish going.

54:07 Adam You got an extra room. I'm not gonna rip anything off or anything. It's all lovely.

54:11 Methods of Mayhem Come on by.

54:12 Adam It's cool. I mean, you know, it's like I'll just leave in the morning.

54:15 Caller I mean, you know.

54:18 Adam You don't have to make breakfast or anything.

54:21 Methods of Mayhem We get up early around there and the kids wake up pretty early. Well, I sleep in and out by like six.

54:26 Adam I'll just shut the door and kind of put like a towel in it, you know, so that I don't hear you guys. You got a big place, right? Because I swear I can't live without cable, you know.

54:36 Drew I've got to get the direct TV.

54:38 Adam I got to do. I got to make a move. I'll tell you something, because I am so pathetic that I have the, you know, I have the time when I watch TV, you know, certain times. Like, I don't watch TV all day, but then there are times when I watch it, and I have to watch it. And one of the times is at 12.30 when I come home from this show. But the other time is about an hour before I leave for this show, especially Sunday night. I turn on the TV. I realize the cable was out. It was 8.45 at night. I'm not exaggerating at all. 8.45 tonight. I realize the cable's out. I pace around for a little, and I think, what could I do? Then I think, oh, my God, I have to read? And then I start spazzing out, and then I say, you know what I'll do? I'll take a nap. And I took a 22-minute nap. I set my little egg timer, and I slept for 22 minutes because I didn't know how to cope with no cable.

55:25 Methods of Mayhem With being alone by yourself.

55:27 Adam Yeah, I was pacing around.

55:29 Methods of Mayhem Panicking.

55:29 Adam I was getting a little sweaty, and I was thinking, I don't know what I'm going to do. And then I thought, that's it. I'll just nap. And I'll wake up, and magically, maybe the cable will be working. And it wasn't, but I had to leave for work. So I don't know if I go with Tommy or I check into a hotel tonight or something. I do have videos. Maybe you're right.

55:46 Drew I didn't know you ever got away from videos. How's there enough time on the day?

55:48 Adam I save about three minutes at the end of the evening for the videos. But I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll just pop a video in and pretend I'm watching TV.

55:55 Drew You know the safe that you had?

55:57 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

55:57 Drew He's got a walk-in vault that's just for videos.

55:59 Adam It's all porno.

56:00 Methods of Mayhem Really?

56:01 Adam That's right. But unlike you, I had it cemented into my basement. It couldn't be removed by you.

56:06 Drew It's into the hillside, isn't it?

56:08 Adam Drew, I don't want to get into the specifics of it.

56:09 Caller You understand?

56:10 Caller It'll show up missing.

56:11 Adam That's right. Ryan, you're seventeen. What's up?

56:18 Caller Before I say anything, can I see how to Tommy?

56:20 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, what's up, man?

56:21 Caller What's up, Tom?

56:21 Methods of Mayhem I'm doing great. What's up?

56:23 Caller How's the ex, man?

56:25 Methods of Mayhem How's the ex?

56:26 Caller Yeah.

56:26 Methods of Mayhem Are you talking about my wife? Yes. Yeah.

56:29 Caller You're married to her?

56:29 Drew She's not an ex anymore.

56:31 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, we're back together and we're going to get remarried, I think, in February sometime. We're thinking about Valentine's Day or something. But yeah, she's doing wonderful. My kids are great. It's all lovely.

56:42 Caller That's good, man.

56:43 Methods of Mayhem Thank you very much.

56:44 Caller Yeah, it was weird because I went to Hollywood Squares today and we were talking about how Adam went there.

56:49 Adam You went to Hollywood Squares today?

56:51 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

56:52 Caller Yeah, Willie Goldberg gave me a t-shirt. It was the coolest thing.

56:55 Adam She gives everyone a t-shirt.

56:56 Caller Yeah, I know. And I was like, okay, anyway, it's a problem. Yeah, my girlfriend, she's pregnant. She's been pregnant. She's like six months into pregnancy. I just don't know how to tell my parents, man.

57:07 Drew She's how many months into the pregnancy?

57:08 Caller Six months.

57:09 Drew What does her parents think about this?

57:11 Caller Her parents, well, her parents, no.

57:13 Drew Yeah.

57:14 Caller But her parents won't tell my parents. It's for me to tell. That's how they feel about it. That it's something that I need to tell them. But I don't know. My dad will flip.

57:22 Drew Are you living at home?

57:23 Caller What?

57:23 Drew Are you living at home?

57:24 Caller Yeah, I'm living at home.

57:25 Drew When are you planning on telling them?

57:27 Caller I don't know.

57:28 Adam Maybe on the kid's fifth birthday?

57:30 Caller Yeah, probably. No, I know I have to tell them.

57:34 Adam You're going to raise this kid?

57:36 Caller Yeah, of course.

57:36 Adam Are you going to get married?

57:38 Caller No, I'm only seven. Well, she's 16 years old.

57:41 Drew Ryan, if you're going to be a dad, part of that is having a stable relationship with the mom.

57:46 Adam Yeah. It's so funny. Our listeners are like, hell yeah, I'm going to raise a kid. I'm going to take two jobs. I'm going to drop out of school. I'm going to make sure this kid has food in his mouth and clothes on his back. And I go, all right, you're going to get married? I'm not ready for that.

58:02 Drew Yeah, I'm only 17.

58:02 Adam I'm only 17. Come on. Let's not do anything hasty. I've got my future to think about. It's like, yeah, you got a kid, though.

58:10 Methods of Mayhem Kids and kids are so expensive, man. These young kids having kids, man. You guys don't even have a clue as to what these kids cost, man. It's expensive.

58:21 Adam But it is amazing, though, that there you can raise a kid. You can raise a kid like Drew's raising a kid, like Tommy's raising a kid, where TiLo's raising a kid. TiLo's raising a kid, but your kid's brand new, right?

58:38 Methods of Mayhem Fresh out the boat.

58:39 Adam You don't have to sink a lot of money into them yet. I'm just saying, you start talking about preschools, you start talking about nannies and au pairs, you start talking about education and daycare and all this stuff, or you can go the economy route like my folks did, which is it, No sleeping bag. dropping the pen, don't worry about, hey, that money we're going to spend on sleeping bags? Let's smoke it. I mean, but we were all raised, I mean, I was raised on like 50 cents a day or something. I mean, you don't have to, you should, you can. And I know Drew and Tommy, you probably couldn't see raising them any other way, but millions of people do it for nothing. You know what I mean? They live in a one bedroom apartment with three of them and they eat top ramen at night and the aunt comes and looks after the kids instead of daycare. You know what I'm talking about? And it seems to work out somehow. You couldn't imagine how, could you?

59:34 Drew No.

59:35 Adam Each one of your kids cost you what, $1,500 a day? $1,500 a day. Easily, right?

59:39 Drew I've got the piano lessons, the ice skating lessons. I mean it's like serious.

59:43 Adam Yeah.

59:43 Drew And then the schools and oh my god.

59:45 Adam Right. I mean my sister, I got a two year old nephew. She's shopping around trying to get them into preschools. They won't accept the kid. You know, it's a deal. It's a thousand bucks a month. You know, it's, I mean, two years old. And then there was, but then there was us.

1:00:00 Caller Look at us. We're here.

1:00:02 Adam We're on the radio.

1:00:04 Caller Hello. Right now.

1:00:06 Adam I'm sure your kids aren't going to be on the radio.

1:00:08 Drew Doesn't that kind of sum it up right there?

1:00:11 Caller All right, idiot.

1:00:13 Adam Don't burst my bubble. No, but I mean, your kids will be, you know, they'll be making $35,000 a year as some sort of a teacher's assistant somewhere, but they'll play the violin.

1:00:22 Drew But they'll have a great appreciation for the human experience.

1:00:24 Adam That's right. And what they don't have. You know, that's the other thing too. What you guys got to worry about, and maybe you too, TiLo, is the kids taking a step down. I was talking about this with Drew the other day when I was over at his house with his kids' party. Drew's got a nice pad. His kids are growing up with everything they need, you know. We grew up. Maybe we didn't have everything we needed. Maybe we didn't live in a compound. Maybe there was no Malibu estate or anything. So everything's up for us. I mean, you know, just moving into an apartment and we're taking a nice step up. It's all lovely. Just getting a car with some air conditioning and boom, riding the crest of life. But your kids, and they ain't going to be hobos, but maybe they just make 40 grand a year, you know. Maybe they work in some law office or something, you know what I mean? And then they got to move out of the compound and get themselves a little apartment in Sherman Oaks.

1:01:19 Caller You know what I'm saying?

1:01:21 Adam They're heading down. They're heading down.

1:01:23 Drew Mogi, didn't you decide that that doesn't bother the ones going down as much as the ones needing to go up?

1:01:28 Caller Yeah.

1:01:29 Adam I think they just want to get away from all that and have some independence or something. But eventually it comes back to bother them a little. Alright. I'm just saying, it's interesting. I don't want to spook you guys. But your kids probably aren't going to make more than you're making. They're probably not going to live in a bigger house and have a nicer car. I mean, it's not going to be in terms of this lifestyle, travel, whatever. It's not going to be a more affluent lifestyle than what you guys are living.

1:02:00 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

1:02:01 Adam I mean, don't be mad at yourself.

1:02:03 Methods of Mayhem I'm good.

1:02:05 Adam I'm just saying, you know, all right.

1:02:08 Drew Let's have a kid out of the way.

1:02:09 Caller No.

1:02:10 Caller Let's get it over with.

1:02:12 Drew Then we can talk.

1:02:12 Caller Sierra?

1:02:13 Caller Yes.

1:02:14 Caller You're 19.

1:02:15 Drew Yes.

1:02:15 Caller What's up?

1:02:18 Caller Well, I've been seeing the sky for about, I want to say over two years. And I went out with some friends last night. And after the night was over, you know, we went our separate ways and everything. And the sky and I, we just, you know, hung out for a little while longer and things got a bit hot and heavy between us and we didn't sleep together or anything, but I feel really bad about it.

1:02:44 Caller What'd you do?

1:02:47 Caller Fooled around.

1:02:48 Adam What kind of fooling around?

1:02:50 Caller Teased each other, you know.

1:02:53 Caller Ooh, a little teasing?

1:02:56 Adam Any oral sex?

1:02:57 Caller Very much teasing.

1:02:58 Adam Oral sex?

1:02:59 Drew No. Very much teasing, like intercourse?

1:03:03 Caller No, no intercourse, no oral sex.

1:03:06 Adam And some nudity?

1:03:08 Caller No nudity.

1:03:09 Adam Anybody have to wipe their hand off when they were done? Yeah.

1:03:12 Methods of Mayhem Did you guys play Burglar Victim?

1:03:15 Caller Huh?

1:03:15 Methods of Mayhem Burglar Victim? Any Burglar Victim going on?

1:03:17 Drew What does that mean?

1:03:18 Adam A little breaking in.

1:03:20 Drew I see.

1:03:21 Methods of Mayhem A little game of bite the pillow?

1:03:23 Adam Did, who had to wipe their hand, you or him? He did. He had to wipe his hand? All right.

1:03:30 Drew All right. You're 19, Sierra. First, there's two things. One is, it's natural for people your age to date other than a single person. It's actually healthy. It's also important to begin to look at your relationship and see whether or not these actions are a sign that this relationship is winding down. One of the things Adam and I comment on frequently is that people in their 17-20 age group really have difficulty assessing when a relationship is over. It's very hard to let go or at least begin to accept those feelings as they wind down.

1:04:02 Adam Yeah, you don't know when to call it quits. And there's this thing you have when you're young, whether it's your friends or your girlfriend or your boyfriend, whatever, you go, hey, man, we've known each other for three years. So that's worth something. I mean, it's like I got two years invested, whether it's a friendship or a relationship. You go, well, I know the guy, I know he got drunk and he tried to stab me, but we've been friends for two and a half years, man. I mean, I can put all that behind us, you know, and you do it with relationships too. But you get a little bit older and you kind of realize, hey, this one ain't working out. I'm moving on. You get that skill when you get older. I think you've got to have the experience of moving on a few times so that you know, whether it's a relationship or a job or whatever, you just don't get that skill of, hey, it's time to call this one quits and move on. There'll be others.

1:04:51 Drew It's similar skill to how you initiate relationships too. That's one that's also difficult to have.

1:04:55 Adam Right. But you don't know when you're 15, 16, 17, you start a relationship, it goes on for two years. That's your only relationship. You don't know that there's going to be other relationships. So you've got to string this one out as long as you can. And most of them go on a year longer than they should.

1:05:11 Drew Well, it's all that.

1:05:11 Adam I think we all, 16, 17, wouldn't you say?

1:05:15 Drew On average. There's still a spectrum on that, too. And we all add fantasy or sort of projection onto our romantic relationships. You know what I mean? We never all accept the person for exactly who they are. We have to superimpose something on them for it to be a highly romanticized relationship. And at 17, that's all there is, is all that romantic.

1:05:35 Adam Okay, so she's been with this guy for two years. She's screwing around after he leaves. Maybe she ain't as into him as she thinks.

1:05:42 Drew And she ought to be a little less tough on herself.

1:05:44 Adam She's right. Okay, screw around and don't think twice. I'm with Drew. We're going to hear another one from Methods of Mayhem, which is also the name of the CD. Come on, Anderson. We're on a plate right now. So we run a little late, going on a break.

1:05:57 Methods of Mayhem Come on.

1:05:58 Adam Come on. Tommy hasn't been here for three years. He let me drive his car last seven years here. All right. Thanks.

1:06:06 Methods of Mayhem He's all bummed out.

1:06:07 Adam This one is called New Skin. Thank you, Drew. Yeah.

1:10:36 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10:38 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

1:11:03 Adam It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. TiLo and Tommy Lee are both here from Methods of Mayhem. And I like Tommy because he plays the air drums, man.

1:11:17 Caller He's getting his groove on.

1:11:20 Adam All these years.

1:11:20 Drew Makes you feel like you could play as well as Tommy Lee, huh?

1:11:23 Adam Well, I think it's just about the air. I think I could hang, you know?

1:11:27 Drew That's what I'm saying.

1:11:29 Adam Yeah. I mean, I got pretty good air action, too. You know, my fatal flaw with the air instruments is I switch around. Like during the guitar solo, I got the guitar. Of course. You know, then it goes to the drum solo. All of a sudden, I'm sitting in the drum kit, and then here comes the organ, and all of a sudden, I got the keyboards going. You know, it's like, wait a minute, you got to pick one air instrument. You can't be hopping around. Once in a while, I'll do one of those maneuvers, too, where I'll like, I'll take a towel, you know, like as if it's out of frame, and I'll fling it onto me, and I'll grab it, wipe my face down, toss it, you know. Take a bottle, you know, slug off a bottle of Jack or something, throw it back down. I used to do some pretty wicked air guitar. I used to be able to do like the whole Boston album in air, you know, like I'd go right to the Oregon store.

1:12:22 Caller All right, all right, all right.

1:12:23 Adam It was hot. Come on.

1:12:25 Drew Not for the, God, it's like a Wayne's World here tonight.

1:12:27 Adam I wish you were there, man. I used to really jam air instrumentally.

1:12:32 Caller Air.

1:12:34 Adam Oh, this is John Popper. Oh, that's me, yeah. And Drew, I forgot about that. John Popper was in here a couple of weeks ago. We jammed along with him a little bit.

1:12:45 Methods of Mayhem That's you guys right there?

1:12:45 Caller Yeah, far as you know, yeah.

1:12:47 Methods of Mayhem Oh, that's nice, far as you know.

1:12:49 Caller Yeah.

1:12:49 Methods of Mayhem All right. More air.

1:12:53 Adam Well, let me give you my feeling about the air for a second. I feel is if someone would slip an instrument in, that I would start jamming, but they would have to slide it in in the middle of an air session.

1:13:06 Methods of Mayhem And unplug it.

1:13:07 Adam I couldn't just go pick it up and play it. They'd have to slide it in while I was jamming. I really believe that. Lisa? Yes. You're 26.

1:13:16 Caller I am.

1:13:17 Adam What is that?

1:13:18 Caller Okay. First of all, I want to say, hey Tommy, how are you?

1:13:21 Methods of Mayhem Fine.

1:13:21 Caller How are you? I'm good. I've like seen every concert in San Francisco you guys played at.

1:13:26 Methods of Mayhem Oh, cool.

1:13:27 Caller I mean, I've followed you as much as I can. Anyway.

1:13:31 Methods of Mayhem Cool.

1:13:32 Caller Thank you. Here's my situation and I need your guys' opinion. I am 26. I'm 5'5. And I weigh 125 pounds. So I'm fairly thin, but I have like really big boobs.

1:13:46 Adam Right.

1:13:47 Caller Okay. I know it doesn't sound like a problem, but I work out and I am physically fit and it's obvious. But my boobs are just like naturally sagging and I don't know what to do.

1:14:01 Adam Did they start doing this recently? No. It's always kind of the shape.

1:14:05 Caller No.

1:14:06 Caller They've always been that way and I don't know, it's probably genetics.

1:14:09 Adam So you want to get a reduction or you want to get a lift?

1:14:12 Caller Well, I want to get a little bit of both because I want my boobs just to kind of stick up, you know?

1:14:18 Drew Why don't you wait till you have kids so you can see what happens after childbearing? Because there can be a lot of changes afterwards, a lot.

1:14:26 Caller You know, a lot of people say that but it's like, you know, I work out so hard and, you know, everything is totally defined but then I just have, like, I think they're ugly boobs.

1:14:36 Adam All right. Well, all right.

1:14:37 Caller But can you breastfeed after a breast reduction?

1:14:40 Caller Well, that's my question. I wanted to know, like, about the scars and will I be able to breastfeed?

1:14:46 Adam Tommy, jump in here, buddy.

1:14:47 Methods of Mayhem Oh, yeah.

1:14:48 Caller You will be able to?

1:14:49 Adam Yeah.

1:14:50 Caller I will be able to.

1:14:51 Drew Yeah?

1:14:52 Caller Well, how am I, I mean, like, would the scars be really, like, unattractive?

1:14:57 Drew Well, you're, you are so perfectionistic, Lisa. I imagine anything other than sheer perfection is going to be unacceptable to you.

1:15:04 Caller I've seen, like, some pictures and they look horrendous.

1:15:08 Drew Well, it's a big inverted T. That's what you're going to get.

1:15:11 Adam You mean on the reduction?

1:15:12 Caller Yeah.

1:15:13 Adam But why don't you just have a few consultations with plastic surgeons and see what they have to say? Because I know-

1:15:19 Caller They want to say, hey, go for it. They want to get that cheddar.

1:15:23 Methods of Mayhem They want to get that cheddar.

1:15:25 Caller Yeah, right.

1:15:25 Adam Who are we talking about getting the cheddar with?

1:15:28 Caller Out of curiosity, what would turn off a guy more, the scars or the saggy boobs?

1:15:35 Adam I'd say the saggy boobs would turn the guys off more.

1:15:38 Caller Oh, I'd say the scars.

1:15:40 Drew I think it depends on the guy. Some guys are not going to be bothered by either, and some are going to be bothered by one or the other, but you can't say. I don't think you're really going to be bothered by...

1:15:51 Adam More we're going to be bothered by the National Geographic boobs than a little scarred.

1:15:56 Drew That's different.

1:15:57 Caller That's backwoods.

1:15:58 Adam Guys are used to seeing a little scar down there these days. It's almost expected. Hey, Alisa, listen, though, we can't answer this. I mean, you have to go in and consult with some guys who do this for a living. You know what I'm saying? Do what I do. Go in there, look at their book, masturbate, and then leave. All right? Oh, God. That's what I do. That's what I do during the day. I got this gig at night, but during the day, I travel around from plastic surgeon to plastic surgeon, ask them to look at their book, and then I just ask if I can bring the book into the bathroom. Now, a lot of them have started putting chains on the book, so you can't... Like a bank pen. Yeah.

1:16:36 Caller It's just chained right to the coffee table. So what do you do?

1:16:38 Adam I just drag the coffee table into the bathroom with me.

1:16:41 Caller Oh, man.

1:16:43 Adam I usually go for the before on the reduction book. I'm not interested in the after book. I like to see the before pictures.

1:16:51 Methods of Mayhem I was in a plastic surgeon's office once, and I saw the most horrendous thing I've ever seen in my life. The guy goes, come on in, want to check this out?

1:17:00 Caller I'm like, yeah, sure.

1:17:01 Methods of Mayhem What's going on here? We're fixing. There's some lady laying there, out. Right. And her face peeled all the way back. Her face was off. Yeah. Her face-

1:17:12 Drew Usually it's peeled down.

1:17:14 Methods of Mayhem Yeah. Her face was off, basically.

1:17:16 Adam Oh my God.

1:17:16 Methods of Mayhem I was like, oh my God. I don't want to see this. This is like, I can't believe that they put her face back on, and in a few hours she'll be tape bandaged up and out the door, probably.

1:17:28 Adam Were they doing a facelift?

1:17:30 Methods of Mayhem They were doing the eyebrows and the eyelids and the everything. It looked, I mean, it was like Flesh Body Shop 101. It was just, I couldn't believe these. Oh, her face was peeled off. It just freaked me out.

1:17:46 Caller Oh, bad.

1:17:47 Adam That is bad.

1:17:48 Caller Oh, bad.

1:17:49 Methods of Mayhem Did not need to see that.

1:17:50 Adam But that's, but the guy didn't, he didn't want to know if he want to have sex with her or anything.

1:17:58 Caller The guy's face peeled off.

1:17:59 Adam Wow. Did they do that? Is that a face lift? What is that, Drew? Oh, my God.

1:18:04 Drew A lot of things up here needs to be done.

1:18:06 Adam That ain't right to do to healthy people. All right. Where the hell were we? What the hell name is that? Vlee?

1:18:15 Drew Ulee or Ulee?

1:18:15 Adam Oh, is that a U?

1:18:17 My name is Ulee.

1:18:18 Adam Ulee. You're 22. What's up?

1:18:20 Caller Well, this question is really for both me and my wife. When we first got married, when we had sex, she would have a harder time having an orgasm. And so we went and bought a clitoral stimulator.

1:18:33 Drew What is that?

1:18:34 Caller It's like it's a small vibrator, but it's like specifically for the clitoris. Right. And now she has no problem having orgasms or anything like that. But now the problem is that she can't have one without it. And it's like we find ourselves in situations where, you know, we'll be having sex and stuff and then like there'll be other people in close proximity, I guess. And I mean, you know, you just can't escape the hum of it. And so it's kind of embarrassing, I guess. And so we're kind of afraid that like she won't be able to have one in the future, you know, or a period without it. And like we're wondering what we could do about it or if there's anything that could be done.

1:19:15 Adam All right. So she was having orgasms before the clitoral stimulator, but it was difficult.

1:19:22 Caller Well.

1:19:24 Drew Essentially impossible.

1:19:26 Caller Not at all, really.

1:19:27 Adam Not at all. All right. So this is your only choice, then.

1:19:32 Caller Well, I mean, that's what I'm wondering. Is that it? Is she doomed to a life of, you know, stimulators? You know, I mean.

1:19:39 Caller Please.

1:19:40 Adam There could be worse things to be doomed to. So she has orgasms. Yeah.

1:19:45 Caller I mean, and that's wonderful.

1:19:47 Adam I mean, and I mean, I know what you're saying. I know you don't want to become dependent on a vibrator.

1:19:54 Drew This is the male ego speaking.

1:19:56 Caller No, no, absolutely not. I don't mind. You know, I mean, to me, though, I'll go into the store with her and we'll have fun going shopping around or whatever. But I mean, she's brought this up before to me.

1:20:06 Adam Let me give you guys my take on the vibrator. Anything. See, to me, it's just a mechanical device, electric device to make your job easier. No different than the washing machine or the sewing machine. Yeah, I don't care. Listen, if it's a choice between the old lady dragging the laundry down to the river and beating it on a rock or going downstairs and dumping it in a machine, I'd rather dump it in a machine. I don't take offense to that. Makes it easier. She's less tired. You know what I mean? Makes my job easier. So to me, I got to get lockjaw performing oral sex or have my head pinned somewhere for four hours or something where I can pull out this little marvel of modern technology and give her an orgasm in five minutes. So be it. Just as long as I'm operating the thing. You know what I mean? I got to be... I'd like to keep it, as a matter of fact. That's what I would do. I'd take it to work with me. I'd just keep it. I'd be the keeper of it because eventually she'd get hold of it and then that'd be it. She'd have no more use for you. But it's working. It's working for... Let's use it. And here's another thing I want to say to the people that manufacture these things. Come out with a quiet version of these things. These things are loud, especially when you pop the Duracells in there. Here's the mistake that people make. When you buy these things at the store, they come with these cheap Taiwanese, like generic batteries that probably aren't good for much. Like if you put them in a flashlight, it'd just be one, two strobes and then it just fizzled, right? But they'll run one of these things for a couple hours. But what happens is these things wear out, so when you go to the market next week, you grab a couple of C cells from a Duracell variety in the check, and then you pop the thing in, the thing goes flying out of your hand right up your ass. The thing rapes you. It's like that movie trilogy of terror. This little thing attacks you. So then you start turning the thing on, and the thing's loud as hell in your hands, you've got carpal tunnel syndrome, trying to hang on to the thing. You really, they need to come out with one that is a little more advanced. Instead of the $10 version, come out with a $40 version. One that has a little insulation in it, it's quieted down a little. Yeah, I mean, the celebrity version, you pay a few extra bucks for this thing. I've always had this concept that they should make nicer versions of cheap stuff for people that have a few more bucks. I've always dreamt of a real good big wheel. You know those plastic big wheels kids drive around in, and the front wheel is always spinning out, and the thing gets cracked, and it's like $45 at Toys R Us. I like to see a $200 big wheel, like an inflatable rubber front tire, and some ball bearings in there.

1:22:54 Methods of Mayhem Suspension.

1:22:54 Adam A little suspension, I'd be riding that big wheel. I always thought they really ought to make a good big wheel. I'd buy it. There's got to be a market out there.

1:23:04 Drew The Ferrari big wheel.

1:23:05 Adam The Ferrari's a big wheel. But I think there should be a nice vibrator that ain't too loud, that has a nice speed control on it. Maybe it's made out of some kind of aircraft material or something.

1:23:18 Methods of Mayhem Maybe it has a little nightlight in it built in, so you can see what's going on down there because that's important.

1:23:22 Adam Right. Yeah.

1:23:23 Methods of Mayhem A little scope.

1:23:24 Caller A little scope.

1:23:26 Adam A little laser pointer. You could really lock on to a target.

1:23:30 Methods of Mayhem A little temperature control, hot, cold.

1:23:32 Adam Heat sink.

1:23:33 Methods of Mayhem Yeah. Yeah.

1:23:34 Adam Right, Drew?

1:23:34 Methods of Mayhem Perfect.

1:23:35 Adam The vagina would heat up, right? You know where the sensitive parts were.

1:23:39 Drew Heat up. Oh, I see what you mean, like a sensor.

1:23:41 Adam Really like hone in like a missile.

1:23:42 Methods of Mayhem Exactly. That sounds like a deluxe model.

1:23:45 Drew Monitor blood flow.

1:23:47 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a little readout, a little heart rate and stuff like that.

1:23:51 Drew Volume. Volume.

1:23:52 Adam Maybe put like a bottle opener on it or something, in case you had a beer or something. A compass. How about a compass?

1:23:59 Drew With, no, of course Adam. Remote control built right in.

1:24:03 Adam Remote. Universal remote built right in.

1:24:05 Methods of Mayhem Maybe a little two or three inch LCD display so you could see, maybe with a little TV camera.

1:24:12 Adam See where you're going.

1:24:13 Methods of Mayhem See what's, you know.

1:24:13 Drew So Adam doesn't miss anything off the screen.

1:24:15 Methods of Mayhem You know when you go. When the dentist looks in your mouth or the surgeon goes inside with the little camera.

1:24:21 Adam Right.

1:24:21 Methods of Mayhem That'd be kind of fun.

1:24:21 Adam You know where you were. And a snake bite kit worked in too in case. I don't know why. You never know. Okay. We'll take a little break and we'll be back after this.

1:24:37 Caller Let's have some more fun.

1:24:38 Caller Okay, let's do it.

1:24:40 Caller Call Loveline 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:24:45 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:24:46 Adam Well, here's how it's sample. One of the Tiki torches went out back here. The chicks are getting called. Let's park that up, okay, buddy? Let's talk about the crystal method and the blue collar nature of those fellas. TiLo and Tommy Lee are both here from Methods of Mayhem. And man, the CD sounds good. Cool. And there's tons of good stuff on it. And I can tell you're real happy with it, Tommy. I mean, it's nice. It's like a rebirth for you, right?

1:25:49 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, very much.

1:25:50 Adam Because it's like, well, I mean, everyone knows about the crew, but like, what are the choices? You got to go like warm over some old stuff and go back on the road or you got to get some new stuff going. Yeah. And it's working.

1:26:05 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, thanks, man.

1:26:06 Adam Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it's real good, doesn't it?

1:26:09 Methods of Mayhem It feels so great, man. I mean, I had a blast with those guys, you know, ain't nothing bad to say, just like, you know, it was going on 20 years. I mean, I started with Mötley when I was 17.

1:26:21 Adam Wow. You know, Drew, when did you start with Blue Oyster Colt? Yeah, 16 years old.

1:26:25 Drew Yeah, I was 17 also.

1:26:26 Adam 17, right.

1:26:28 Drew It's been 48 years.

1:26:29 Adam You guys are playing Loveline next week?

1:26:33 Caller Loveline. And the fair after that?

1:26:35 Adam You're doing the fair. Look at the midget sprint track.

1:26:39 Caller You'll be in the infield.

1:26:41 Adam It's Fox night. I think Fox is free.

1:26:43 Caller I think.

1:26:44 Adam But yeah, 20 years of Mötley Crüe.

1:26:47 Methods of Mayhem And we did it. We did it huge, man. We, you know, 30, 32, 33 million records, you know, going on 20 years of that, you know, it's like it's time to do something fresh.

1:26:59 Caller You get to retire after 20 years in a regular job, right?

1:27:02 Caller Yeah, you know, and some plan and everything.

1:27:04 Adam So 30 million anything, you should be able to retire. So yeah, I mean, 30 million shower curtain rings, you should be able to retire at that point. All right. Monica.

1:27:16 Caller Hi.

1:27:16 Adam You're 30. What's up?

1:27:18 Caller Yeah, I wanted to tell Tommy I love you. I love your new music.

1:27:21 Methods of Mayhem Thanks.

1:27:22 Caller And I missed you when I saw Mötley Crüe this summer.

1:27:26 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

1:27:27 Caller And I want to know when you guys are going to be touring.

1:27:30 Methods of Mayhem Well, I don't know. Oh, when Methods of Mayhem, we're going to start touring in February. They're holding venues right now. You'll. Where are you calling from?

1:27:40 Caller I'm calling from Salt Lake.

1:27:41 Methods of Mayhem From Salt Lake. Yeah. Well, probably, you know, early February, March, something like that.

1:27:47 Caller Right on.

1:27:47 Caller Yeah. You go buy some brother's album, you know what I'm saying?

1:27:50 Methods of Mayhem Come check us out.

1:27:51 Caller I will.

1:27:52 Methods of Mayhem It's going to be crazy.

1:27:53 Adam Hey, Monica, the CD's out December 7th, by the way.

1:27:56 Caller Yeah, I'll buy it. And I wanted to let you guys know, I haven't seen the video either.

1:28:00 Methods of Mayhem Oh, right on.

1:28:01 Caller Well, you'll see it.

1:28:03 Adam I mean, you got to rotate something where people are naked, right?

1:28:07 Drew No, he means, she means the video.

1:28:08 Adam Oh, that video. Oh, I'm sorry.

1:28:10 Caller Well, wait a minute.

1:28:10 Adam People are naked in that, too. Hey, what's your excuse, Monica?

1:28:16 Caller Well, I went on the internet and my son was out watching a movie in the living room. And I got caught in this porno loop.

1:28:24 Adam Yeah.

1:28:25 Caller And I never got to the website.

1:28:27 Adam I see.

1:28:28 Caller And then he came back in the room.

1:28:30 Adam OK. But you tried. That's the point.

1:28:32 Caller I tried. And I also wanted to know a couple of years back on the Mötley Crüe website, there were some nude photos of you, like sitting on a boat or something. And I went to show them to my friend. They weren't there anymore. Ah, she wanted to know.

1:28:47 Adam It's kind of hard to make Tommy's penis disappear, isn't it?

1:28:50 Caller What could have happened?

1:28:53 Adam It's like hiding one of the pyramids or something. Oh, listen, I've heard. This didn't hurt your stock at all. All right. Well, Monica, listen, you can watch the video and then not that video, but the video to naked. The one on MTV. You can pretty much figure it out. I wonder if one day they'll have... Oh, here's my invention, everybody.

1:29:19 Drew Oh, watch out.

1:29:20 Methods of Mayhem The D.

1:29:20 Adam Tyler.

1:29:22 Methods of Mayhem Oh, the D. Mosaic.

1:29:23 Adam The D.

1:29:24 Methods of Mayhem Tyler. Whatever.

1:29:25 Adam The D.

1:29:27 Caller Oh, that's silly.

1:29:29 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:29:30 Caller It takes it off.

1:29:31 Adam Yeah. You hook it up to your TV set.

1:29:34 Caller That's tight.

1:29:35 Adam That is solid. Yeah.

1:29:36 Methods of Mayhem We need one of those.

1:29:37 Drew You combine that with the unscrambler.

1:29:39 Adam The unscrambler and the D. Tyler, whatever the hell that's called. The point is, is you sit home and you just watch E. Wild on the French Riviera all night with your penis in your hand and your D. Tyler activated. You're in good shape. That's beautiful.

1:29:53 Methods of Mayhem Or the kids walk in and you can hit the Tyler and it's all lovely.

1:29:57 Adam That's right. That's great.

1:29:59 Methods of Mayhem See, we got two great new inventions today.

1:30:00 Adam We got the Swiss Army vibrator and the D. Tyler.

1:30:03 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

1:30:04 Adam This is working, man.

1:30:05 Methods of Mayhem Love it.

1:30:06 Adam Tom?

1:30:07 Caller Hello?

1:30:07 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:30:09 Caller Yeah. Me and my friend Jason are in WinnerGuard. And that's like a thing that mostly girls do. And we'll kind of work on it.

1:30:19 Drew Oh, Drew plays by Let's Hear. What is it?

1:30:21 Caller It's, you know how during football games, like during the halftime show, there are like girls that do the flags and stuff.

1:30:29 Adam Oh, you go out there with those wooden guns and spin them around?

1:30:32 Caller Yeah. It's like the winter version where like, they go out like on a gym floor and they perform to like a music.

1:30:39 Adam Right. All right. So, your friends are giving you some flack?

1:30:42 Caller Yeah.

1:30:43 Adam Because you just, that gun is just a two by four that they cut out to look like a gun, right?

1:30:49 Caller Yeah. And it's got a bunch of tape on it. Yeah.

1:30:51 Adam They need to give you a real gun. That's really a command from respect.

1:30:54 Caller With the bayonet.

1:30:55 Adam People may make fun of you.

1:30:56 Caller You've done it before.

1:30:57 Adam Yeah. They make fun of you behind your back. But if they think you may bayonet them during the routine, they kind of keep quiet.

1:31:03 Caller Yeah.

1:31:04 Caller They don't like, hey, homo.

1:31:07 Adam They don't do that as much when there's live ammo.

1:31:09 Drew It's amazing how people that age are so cruel to their peers.

1:31:13 Adam Yeah, they are. Screw them, Tom. Just do it.

1:31:16 Methods of Mayhem Yeah. Don't worry about them, man. You know what?

1:31:23 Adam You were in band.

1:31:24 Methods of Mayhem Yeah. Well, I was in band and you got called like the band fag all the time. But I never understood how that happened. I was like, man, I play the drums. I mean, it's like, it's such a like physical thing.

1:31:32 Adam I feel like it's Tom Tom, the...

1:31:35 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, but even before that, I took when I was a freshman, sophomore, my sophomore year is when I decided to quit because I got flack from a bunch of my friends too. I had taken tap dancing and ballet, and these were things that I was interested in, was rhythmic and rhythm things, dance things.

1:31:57 Drew You're gay.

1:31:59 Methods of Mayhem You know what, definitely not gay, but I... I always thought, I always thought I was cool because I was like, you know, rather than sitting here playing baseball with a bunch of guys, I'd much rather be dancing with these beautiful girls. But you know what? It eventually became so much peer pressure that I had quit, you know, and unfortunately, I let that get to me and bother me.

1:32:20 Adam That is a good angle, which is instead of hanging out and a whole bunch of guys trying to impress, just go to where the chicks are.

1:32:27 Methods of Mayhem Exactly. That's where they all are and they're barely wearing anything.

1:32:30 Adam That's why I played for the for the woman's softball team when I was in high school.

1:32:35 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

1:32:36 Adam Yeah.

1:32:37 Caller I played catcher.

1:32:38 Adam So I'd just sit there and look at ass all day long. You understand, Drew?

1:32:43 Drew Yeah, I think so.

1:32:44 Adam OK. A couple of lesbians beat the ass out of me and I had to quit the squad. But other than that, it was a good plan. All right, we're going to take a little break.

1:32:51 Caller We'll be back after this.

1:32:53 Caller We're about to get funky, yo. This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

1:33:28 Caller Hey, what's up? This is Ken Jordan.

1:33:29 Caller And this is Scott Kirkland, and we are The Crystal Method.

1:33:32 Caller And you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:33:37 Caller There they are.

1:33:39 Adam Tommy threw the keys to... Tommy took the keys out of his Testarossa, threw it to Ken, told him to game 20, told him to be careful with it. And that's how they met, at the Playboy Mansion. All right, that is it. TiLo, Tommy Lee, thank you very much for coming in.

1:33:54 Methods of Mayhem Thanks for having us, you guys. We appreciate it.

1:33:56 Adam Our pleasure. Methods of Mayhem. December 7th is the release of the CD. Also, you can check out Tommy's website at www.methodsofmayhem.com and get whatever information you need. All right, so don't take such a long time off before you come in here.

1:34:18 Methods of Mayhem Yeah, yeah.

1:34:19 Adam Yeah.

1:34:19 Methods of Mayhem Come back and doing the, I guess we'll do the...

1:34:23 Caller The Drew website...

1:34:24 Methods of Mayhem .drew.com.

1:34:25 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

1:34:25 Methods of Mayhem Yeah.

1:34:26 Drew All right. So check out drdrew.com. We'll see when Tommy Lee's coming in.

1:34:29 Adam And yeah, when you guys launch a tour, come back.

1:34:32 Methods of Mayhem Yes, definitely.

1:34:33 Adam Give it a plug. All right.

1:34:34 Drew I love all y'all.

1:34:34 Methods of Mayhem Thanks for having us, you guys.

1:34:35 Adam Thanks, guys.

1:34:36 Caller Peace for the big bird.

1:34:37 Adam Until next time, Sam Croft for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Well now.

1:34:42 Caller This has been Loveline. The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, management, sponsors or anyone else, including Westwood One Entertainment. Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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