Episode 1000754888022

0:01 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion advised. Now, here's Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

0:14 Voiceover What are you insane?

0:29 Adam I'm sure they're writing that right into the next script.

0:33 Drew Heard about it on Love Live?

0:34 Adam No, Luke Perry's going to stab someone. They're going to work at it. How's Luke doing? I mean, I know he was like he was getting into drugs, and he had a gun. He's had a lot of stuff go. Luke Perry made it for like the first eight years. All he did was get laid and drive a sports car, and then all of a sudden he's a drug addict, he's shooting people, his parents are being killed. I mean, everything's going on in his life.

0:57 He's got big, big drama. But people like him more, Dylan, when he's tortured and on drugs. That's the general consensus. He's also that warm, troubled, brooding guy.

1:09 Adam You know what's interesting? Probably more women watch the show than men.

1:14 True.

1:14 Adam I think that's safe to say. And so when one of the guys gets into trouble, has a little trouble with drugs, has a little tragedy, they have those things where he's sitting alone, looking at a bottle, spinning the revolver, the cartridge on a revolver, you know.

1:30 Right.

1:31 Adam They like him more.

1:32 Right.

1:32 Adam You know what I mean? Because he becomes, I can save you, Luke. I mean, what the hell is it?

1:37 Dylan, Dylan.

1:38 Adam Dylan, Dylan. So, Scott?

1:42 Yes.

1:43 Adam You're 15?

1:44 Caller I am.

1:45 Adam Yeah.

1:45 Drew What's going on?

1:47 Caller Well, I just started high school last week, and I guess I've kind of fallen for this one girl. And another one happens to, I guess, have the hots for me, and she's been offering me sexual options, you know, like I'll have sex with you, all that stuff, stuff like that.

2:08 Adam Well, we wanted to say that. All right. Yeah. How old is she?

2:13 Caller She is, one's 15, one's 14.

2:16 Adam All right. You go with the 14-year-old.

2:18 Drew Oh, for God's sake.

2:19 Adam Yeah. All right. And so what do you want from us?

2:22 Caller Well, I'm not sure if I know I should, you know, follow, I guess, my heart or go for the other one because I guess high school is supposed to be the time when you do it all for the nookie, you know.

2:33 Drew Follow your heart, young Scott.

2:36 I would definitely say follow your heart.

2:38 Drew You're going to be in trouble with somebody that's, you may not understand yet quite what kind of trouble, but somebody that's coming on to you like that, a 14-year-old is a troubled person.

2:47 Adam Yeah. It's weird when you're young, everything just seems good. It's like, hey, there's this 15-year-old chick. She wants to give me oral sex. She's offered it to me. This is going to be great.

2:57 Drew Yeah.

2:57 Adam And when you realize, you get a little bit older, you realize she probably has some problems.

3:01 Drew Wait a minute. I want to remind, I would like to remind you, Adam, that until about two years ago, about maybe two years into your stint here on this show, yes, you had a similar mindset.

3:11 Adam Well, I still would have done it.

3:13 Drew No, but your idea was, hey, just a girl who's into sex. Hey, that's cool.

3:16 Adam Oh, shut up. I never did say that. Now, don't point that pin at me. I did not say that. I always understood that meant something. But Scott doesn't know. He's going to do it anyway, and he may never get laid again. That was my only thing. But it's weird. Like, yeah, you have some neighbor guys, like in his 40s, who has his basement decorated with a dark light, and he wants to show it to you and you're nine, and you think, wow, this guy's super cool. You don't realize until you get older. The thing is, when you're young, you think adults are geniuses. Listen to this show, everybody.

3:54 Drew Especially adults that really...

3:57 Adam Connect with you.

3:58 Drew Connect with a nine-year-old, yeah.

4:00 Adam Yeah, you show me a guy who's 35 who wants to hang out with a nine-year-old. I'm going to show you a pedophile or a mental patient or someone he shouldn't be hanging out with. Alberto?

4:09 Yeah.

4:09 Adam What's up with you? You're 21.

4:11 Caller Yeah, well, my question was, well, first of all, I'm 21 and I've been listening since you've been on, Adam.

4:18 Caller Wow.

4:18 Drew It hasn't harmed you yet?

4:20 Caller Actually, I like Adam more than the other guy I usually visit. What's that guy's name?

4:24 Drew Ricky?

4:25 Caller Yeah, I don't like Ricky very much.

4:27 Adam We'll send him the tape.

4:30 Caller Well, anyway, my question is, I kind of look at a lot of male porn on the Internet, like on tape.

4:37 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

4:40 Caller But my question was, is that I don't have any inclination towards physically being with men, but it's just more of the visual on TV or like on the web. And if that's an indication of me either being gay, I like women.

4:53 Adam Give it another 15, 20 minutes.

4:55 Drew It means something.

4:56 Adam Oh, yes. Lindsey, what do you think? That means gay to me.

5:00 No, I have no idea. I'm at a loss.

5:04 Adam Who would you rather see naked, me or Drew?

5:08 Just, I'm blushing.

5:11 Drew Just every answer, just direct it. Yes, Adam.

5:13 Yes, Adam. Definitely you.

5:17 I don't care.

5:18 Adam I don't care if it's solicited or forced or fed. I'll take it. That's fine. Thank you.

5:23 Yeah, it's the truth.

5:24 Adam Thank you.

5:24 I'll admit it.

5:25 Adam Thank you very much. You're welcome. All right, Alberto.

5:27 Drew Oh, she's a good actress.

5:29 Adam You're going to get an Emmy this year. You want to watch gay porn means if you're not gay yet, you will be gay soon.

5:40 Drew No. Listen, how about guys that are like mortified of gay porn?

5:45 Adam Guys that are mortified of gay porn also have some homosexual tendencies.

5:50 Drew But they're not on their way.

5:51 Adam But they may never realize that.

5:52 Drew That's right. And so maybe he'll never go further than that here.

5:55 Adam Yeah, but you you drawing an opposite extreme does not help make Alberto or your point.

6:01 Drew The point is that they both situations may have as much sort of homosexual tendencies somewhere in them but may not.

6:07 Adam All right. So they're all gay and Alberto's gay and the Gaybashers are gay.

6:11 Drew It means something, right?

6:12 Adam First off, Alberto.

6:14 Come on.

6:15 Caller Yeah.

6:16 Adam Your folks had to know, you know, Alberto. That's a gay name. Come on.

6:22 Caller No, that's a Latin name, man.

6:23 Adam You change your name to Albie. That's all right. That's the only thing that could save you.

6:28 Or open a hair salon.

6:29 Drew All right, Alberto. Look, it means something. It may mean that you have a gay tendency. It may not. It is.

6:35 Adam Hold on. Look, let me work through this. Alberto.

6:38 Caller Yeah.

6:39 Adam You're a Latino guy, right?

6:40 Caller Yup.

6:41 Adam You got a lot of machismo.

6:43 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

6:43 Adam I know the Latino culture. They never want to admit when they're gay. But if you're watching gay porn, you're at least three-quarters gay.

6:52 Drew You're gay.

6:53 Adam See, even Drew believes to me.

6:55 Drew Three-quarters mo?

6:56 Adam Three-quarters mo, as opposed to a half mo or homo. But Alberto, but here's what I want to say to you. Just enjoy yourself. You know what I mean? If you're gay, great. If you're not, fine.

7:09 Drew That's right.

7:10 Adam I'm saying you're enjoying the gay erotica, and then you're trying to say you're not gay because it sounds to me like you don't want to be gay. If you are gay and you don't want to be gay, it's going to be a tough life. You know what I'm saying? So, just let yourself go.

7:27 Drew Accept yourself as you are, that's all, whatever that means.

7:30 Adam Whatever it is, it's fine. Alright. Alright. Listen, I'm just trying to be realistic with the guy.

7:38 Drew I understand, but the point is he's fine.

7:39 Adam Drew, seriously, do you know a guy who looks at gay erotica without being gay?

7:46 Drew No, but I can imagine, as I conceive of things like this, that that's somebody that could really actually be bisexual.

7:55 Just curious, too.

7:56 Adam Either way, you're going to blow somebody very soon.

7:59 Drew Eventually.

7:59 Adam Yeah.

8:00 I mean, just curious, too, I mean, you know?

8:03 Adam Curious is sort of checking it out once and then making a weird face and running out of the room screaming. It's unnatural. That's why I got to tell you, gay porn is tough to stomach.

8:15 Drew If you're not gay.

8:16 Adam And I have a good stomach. If you're not gay, it's tough to stomach.

8:20 Drew What do you mean you have a good stomach?

8:21 Adam What I mean is, I eat stuff off the floor, you know.

8:25 Drew What else do you watch? What do you mean?

8:28 Adam I mean, I've seen a lot of stuff.

8:29 Drew That's where you prove your stomach. That's what you're telling me, right?

8:32 Adam I've seen a lot of stuff.

8:33 Drew You have stomached a lot.

8:34 Adam I've stomached a lot of porn and a lot has landed on my stomach because I've watched that porn. But gay porn is tough to watch. It really is. It's rough. You ever seen a gay porn, Lindsey?

8:46 No, I have not.

8:47 Adam No, but two women getting it on, that's different, right?

8:50 Well, I mean, it's the female form.

8:53 Oh my God.

8:55 The female form, like even, you know, in art is supposed to be more beautiful, you know. Thank you.

9:00 Adam Who's more attractive, me or Drew?

9:02 You.

9:02 Adam All right.

9:03 There you go.

9:03 Adam And you're not just saying that?

9:05 No.

9:05 Adam There you go. Jim, you're 18.

9:08 Caller Yes, I am.

9:09 Adam What's going on?

9:11 Caller I have a friend. I met her a few months ago, and I guess she met some guy on the Internet.

9:17 Drew Are we on a speaker phone here, old Jim?

9:20 Caller Yeah. It's like cordless. You want me to switch phones?

9:22 Drew Yeah. It's kind of weird.

9:23 Adam Yeah. All righty. Yes. Everyone go for the A phone when they call the show, please.

9:29 Drew All right. Just because we speak on crappy equipment doesn't mean our callers need to.

9:33 Right.

9:34 Adam All right. So what's the question here, Jim?

9:36 Caller I have a friend. She's 16, and she met some guy in New York off the Internet who is 21. And I guess he sent her a ring, and I know she's saying that she loves him and all this crap.

9:48 Drew Oh, that's bizarre. That's crap.

9:50 Caller And he's planning on coming and supposedly marrying her.

9:55 Adam Where does she live?

9:57 Caller Utah. We both live in Utah.

9:59 Drew Where does he live?

10:00 Caller New York.

10:01 Drew What's the matter with her?

10:03 Caller I don't know. I had talked to her before, and she had been molested when she was like five years old.

10:07 Drew Well, that's what I meant. What was the matter with her?

10:08 Adam There you go. Is she a big gal?

10:11 Caller A little, yeah.

10:13 Adam You got to have a little extra weight on you to even consider this kind of thing, Drew.

10:16 Drew Well, there's something wrong when you consider something like this, and it's all built on an idealized fantasy that will come crashing down when reality has its way with her.

10:26 Adam I tried to talk her out of it. Yes. This is not even like... I mean, here's what I'm going to say. Hold on a second. Lindsey, you wouldn't even spin a wheel to find a potential husband or open a phone book, but you would still be safer opening the phone book and just pointing to a random name than you would be having the guy from New York who's already sent the ring over, who met her on the internet, who's flying over because he's inherently flawed just by virtue of the fact that he's flying cross country to be the 16-year-old.

10:56 Caller Well, people can hide so many things, even just face-to-face in conversation. You can't imagine what you can hide over the internet.

11:02 Drew Please.

11:03 Caller It's just not reality-based.

11:05 Drew At the olddoctordrew.com, we're trying to figure out ways to make these chats safer so this kind of crap doesn't happen.

11:11 Caller Scary.

11:12 Adam Foam rubber. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

11:15 Drew What do you mean?

11:16 Adam You got to pad everything. That's all I'm saying.

11:18 Drew Pad the room or pad your computer?

11:19 Adam Pad the room that they made in so no one hits their head.

11:23 Drew Flashing now on an invention you wanted to add to computers.

11:28 Adam Oh, the orifice. Yeah. That would do away with all this nonsense. I really claim that if computers had some sort of orifice, a guy could ruin on the side of the computer that he would never buy that plane ticket. You know what I mean? Some sort of vacuum device on the side of the thing with like a foam rubber donut around it so he didn't hurt himself. I mean, if he could just get on to that side of that computer, first off, these conversations wouldn't go on for four and a half hours. You know, these people, they talk on the internet for four or five hours. That's because the guy hasn't had a release. If the guy had a release 10 minutes in, he'd be like, here's how it would go. Click, click, click, click. The streetlights are on and Matlock is coming on and it's at 7.45 and I'll wrap it up. I'll call you.

12:21 Drew Little happy face. I'll call you tomorrow.

12:23 Right, right.

12:24 Adam Guys don't even know it. It is so true. I'm going to tell you so many things about guys, not me.

12:29 Caller Good, I can learn a thing or two.

12:30 Adam But guys. All right, so Jim, I don't know what you do to intervene. I imagine her folks aren't too great.

12:39 Caller She says she's talked to her folks and they don't care.

12:42 Drew Yeah, well, that's the point. That means that proves the point.

12:45 Caller Did you tell her honestly what you thought about it?

12:47 Caller Yeah, I told her, you know, if he did show up, it wouldn't work and she just, oh, yes he is. He's my body and soul and all that other crap.

12:54 Oh, boy.

12:55 Adam All right, now you shift to Plan B, which is not letting her get pregnant.

12:59 Drew Speaking of Plan B.

13:00 Adam That is Plan B, and that is also the name of one of these post-sex contraceptive devices, right?

13:08 Drew Prevent or Plan B.

13:09 Adam Right. I don't know what Jim can do. He's her friend, he's 18, he can just talk to her. And like I said, if she's hell-bent on having this guy come out from New York and he's hell-bent on coming out and her parents say it's OK, he can't do anything. But he should really encourage her not to get pregnant, because you know that's step number two. And that's when society starts coming undone. You know, Lindsey, you know, my old girlfriend was named Lindsey. So. Really? Yeah. I always like that name.

13:41 Caller Oh, thank you.

13:41 Drew Tell him again he's more attractive.

13:42 Caller You're so attractive.

13:45 Adam Don't you like the name Lindsey for girl, Drew? Yeah, it's nice.

13:48 Caller I always wanted to be like a Jennifer or something. Kelly.

13:52 Adam Yeah, when you're a kid. Yeah, but not your older. Lindsey's good.

13:56 Caller Lindsey will do.

13:56 Adam Yeah. Daniel.

13:59 Hey, Adam. How's it going?

14:00 Adam Good. You're 16.

14:02 Caller First off, I want to say I've been in the sink.

14:04 Adam Oh, good.

14:05 Caller All right. Yeah, I was just sitting around talking with one of my girlfriends.

14:11 Drew Now, let's talk about head injuries. Okay.

14:12 Adam All right.

14:13 Caller Yeah. And a few days ago, I got knocked out playing soccer. That was like the third time I got knocked out in my life. I was wondering, like, why does your body, like, just, like, shut down like that? I mean, I didn't know. I know what it's caused by, like, you know, something hit you.

14:29 Drew First of all, you need to know that multiple, when you lose consciousness or have memory problems like that, that is a concussion or even worse, potentially a contusion of the brain, which is basically caused by a bruise, let's say, at the surface of the brain. And the brain sort of moves within the skull, and the system that's responsible for keeping you awake shuts down as a way of some sort of, it is some sort of protective maneuver the brain does when it's been jostled like that. Why?

14:57 Adam To try to save something?

14:58 Drew I don't know why it happens. I don't have any reason for it, but that it happens. But multiple concussions is associated with all kinds of problems. In fact, there was some medical literature that just came out this week on concussions in football players and how they do less well on cognitive testing in colleges and things. And this is serious stuff. And the soccer is one of those sports.

15:19 Adam I saw that. But it was not necessarily long term. It was sort of based on the injury.

15:28 Drew The studies had not been done long term.

15:29 Adam Meaning, if you got a concussion and you're 16 years old, you might not do well on that Friday's test. But not necessarily a year from that Friday's test.

15:42 Drew They hadn't proven that yet, but I can tell you.

15:44 Adam I hope not, Drew, because my head's been kicked around like a soccer ball.

15:47 Drew It explains a few things.

15:48 Adam Yes.

15:50 Drew But you had concussions?

15:51 Adam Oh yeah, of course.

15:53 Drew Really?

15:53 Adam Sure.

15:54 Drew Okay, my kids are not playing football. Metal Nose.

15:55 Adam Or something. I had a couple. I had like three or four, you know, from like all through Pee-Wee League and stuff.

16:03 Drew I would bet, though, that...

16:05 Adam But you know, technology, you know, all I had was a sink sponge inside my helmet for padding.

16:11 Drew A strap.

16:12 Adam Seriously.

16:12 Drew A strap across your forehead.

16:14 Adam Yeah. Well, no, they actually had foam in there, but it wasn't what they have or what I had in high school and stuff where these... They had what they called suspension helmets. What the hell was wrong with everyone back then? We had a guy on the moon, you know, 10 years before this. You guys can't do anything better in a dish rag, shoved into a piece of fiberglass and then strapped on some poor kid's head. No wonder I'm in the shape I'm in. But the point is, is I got knocked out a few times. Then when I was boxing, I got knocked out a few times.

16:43 Drew But look at me, I'm fine. And we were in high school before, and football equipment was awful. It was just a step after the leather helmet that's strapped over your ears, right?

16:53 Caller That'll do a lot of good.

16:54 Adam It was sort of the next generation. Yeah, there's parts... I know this doesn't have anything to do with the show, but I find it interesting anyway. There's parts of life in technology that I think were before their time, and then there are ideas that came way, way after their time. And when I look at some of the stuff that we had in World War II, this is late 30s, early 40s, some of the technology was pretty marvelous. I mean, it was pretty amazing stuff. I mean, the airplanes, we had Mustangs and Corsairs, we had planes that flew about 500 miles an hour. And this is back in the 40s. And we, you know, the battleships and we had rockets. I mean, we had a lot of pretty cool technology in the 40s. Yet it took them until like the mid-50s to figure out the guy's playing football, she didn't put a helmet on. I mean, it was made of leather for the first, you know, 100 years. Even though, you know, jet pilots were wearing, you know, they had fiberglass, they had plastics, they, you know, we were starting to get into the space program. Automobiles, it took them into like the 60s to figure out, hey, maybe we'll put a roll bar on the car. Like, hey, maybe we'll take like a piece of metal and we'll put it two inches higher than the guy's head. So when the car flips over, he doesn't get his head taken off, which happens every race, by the way. But yet we had to race for 100 years before someone figured out, hey, we'll take this little piece of bar, we'll put a little bit higher. And the other one that kills me is like the rotary phone. You know, we had guys on the moon and we still used that rotary phone for like another 10 years after that.

18:29 Drew 20 years.

18:29 Adam Another 20 years after that. Well, 15 years. The point is, is certain things came early and certain things came late and the football helmet definitely came late.

18:39 Drew And then the 70s set everything back about 20 years.

18:41 Adam Then we are in a, well, we're just in a holding pattern from a technological standpoint. You know, the biggest technological achievement of the 70s was figuring out that you could take a 7-Up bottle, heat it up and stretch the neck out so that you could put an ostrich feather in it. Right, Drew?

18:58 Drew Peacock feather.

18:59 Adam Yeah, basically everything in the 70s has meant, what could you look at when you were stoned? That was basically where technology went in the 70s. But thanks to all that, now I got brain damage. Right, Drew?

19:15 Drew And I got to sit here and listen to it every now and then.

19:17 Adam All right, well, it's okay. You get conked in the head. What are you going to do? Try not to get conked in the head again. Oh, the other thing that drives me insane, too, is hockey players didn't put helmets on until about eight or ten years ago.

19:30 Caller And that's conceivably the most dangerous part.

19:32 Drew Well, they had a thing about it, though. They were just...

19:33 Adam It was bravado. But hockey is like, you got ice.

19:38 Caller Blades.

19:38 Adam Blades, frozen puck, guys with sticks who are trying to kill you. You don't want to slip a helmet on there, Guy? Yeah, that's right. Anderson just brought up a point, which is goalies didn't have the mask for, you know, for the first 50, 75 years of hockey. It's like, no mask? I would have invented that my very first day of goalie practice. I would have gotten a piece of plywood and cut some eye holes in it and strapped it right to my face. I can't understand this, but we all pay the price, don't we, Drew? Right, Lindsay?

20:14 Caller I think yes.

20:15 Adam Okay, all right. Lindsey Price from Beverly Hills 90210 is here. It premieres Wednesday night. No, she is not pregnant in this new episode. Eight o'clock, and we'll take ourselves a little break, and then we'll be back.

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21:27 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Lindsey Price is our guest tonight. She's the beautiful Asian off-again, off-again, off-again, on-again, girlfriend of Ian Ziering on 90210. And I don't think people say the Beverly Hills part.

21:46 Caller They don't.

21:47 Adam Ten years this show has been on. And for some reason, I thought it got canceled because Melrose Place got canceled. And I don't know why. I just put them together. It's like when I found out Melrose Place was canned, and I thought, oh, all right, well, there goes 90210, but...

22:04 Caller Yeah, I thought it would be too, but I guess ten's a nice even number. And actually, I heard somewhere that more people are watching it now than ever. Because you have the old fan base, the people that watched it in the very beginning, that continue to watch it, kind of grew up with the characters. And now that they're older, the Melrose Place crowd watches it or whatever, you know, mid-20s.

22:25 Adam Who, let's see, who's original from that show now?

22:30 Caller Jenny Garth, Ian Ziering, Tory Spelling, Brian Greene.

22:35 Adam Tory Spelling was there for, yeah.

22:37 Drew We haven't seen Brian in years, Anne. He used to come up here when he was 14.

22:41 Caller Brian did? Yeah. Yeah, he's doing good.

22:44 Adam And Luke Perry.

22:46 Caller And Luke Perry. And then there's, and Joey Tata, who plays Nat, you know, the Peach Pit guy.

22:54 Oh, sure, yeah.

22:55 Adam There's a gig. Yeah. He runs that Peach Pit, and then he runs that Peach Pit After Dark, and...

23:02 Caller Yeah, he makes the pies, and...

23:03 Adam Then they run the radio station from, they run the radio, you know what I love about when TV does radio? TV does radio where somebody says something on the radio, and then they're driving home, and someone's honking the horn next to them going, I heard what you said, man! And you know, we've been doing this radio show, and I swear, my folks don't even know I do it. I mean, no one says anything to me.

23:27 Drew Of course not.

23:28 Adam I never get into a conversation about anything I've said on the radio.

23:31 Drew Your grandma.

23:31 Adam My grandmother busts my balls every once in a while about something I've said on the radio. But other than my grandmother doing a little ball bust in once or twice a month, no one seems to care. I never get into any conversations about it, and certainly no one's basing anything on it. Are they, Drew?

23:47 Drew No. And then you say, no.

23:51 Adam There you go. Who's better, look at me or Drew?

23:54 Caller You. I thought we went over this, but I'll say it as much as you want.

23:57 Drew I'll tell you.

23:59 Adam All right.

24:00 Caller All right.

24:01 Adam Wait, Drew, I can't see what you're drawing there. Eileen?

24:06 Yes.

24:07 Adam You're 16?

24:08 Caller Yes.

24:08 Adam What's going on?

24:09 Caller Okay. I'm a lesbian, and I have a girlfriend right now that I just recently performed oral sex on. And she kind of tasted really bitter.

24:23 Drew Was there a smell?

24:26 Adam Just a bitter flavor?

24:28 Drew Funny taste.

24:29 Adam What's that bitter? What parts of you taste bitter? Your ears taste bitter. Ever taste ears?

24:35 Drew What are you talking about?

24:36 Adam Ears are bitter tasting.

24:37 Caller Isn't it horrible when you lick an ear and it's bitter?

24:40 Adam Yeah.

24:40 Caller Yeah.

24:41 Adam Could happen.

24:42 Caller Yeah.

24:42 Adam I'd clean my ears with a bottle brush if I knew you were coming at them with your tongue.

24:46 Caller Would you?

24:46 Adam I really would. I'd poke the thing in one side and come out the other.

24:50 Caller Yikes.

24:50 Drew You'd pull a towel through.

24:52 Adam I'd pull an anger chip through. That's right. All right. What is this bitter?

24:57 Drew It could be infection. I'm surprised there's no odor with that.

25:00 Adam But you sure there's no odor?

25:05 Caller Maybe slight, but nothing really.

25:07 Drew Well, you might talk to her about the possibility of infection. Make sure she's getting pap smears regularly. And if she isn't, that was the chance to take her in.

25:13 Adam Doesn't bitter sort of suggest something left behind, some medication or something like that? You know what I mean? Because bitter's not normally taste you get.

25:23 Caller It almost tasted metallic.

25:25 Drew Well, you wonder if she maybe was using some medication, medicated cream or something. That's a good point.

25:30 Adam Yeah, yeah, she was. I mean, if it tasted metallic and bitter, it almost sounds like you got like a mouthful of Vagisil or something.

25:39 Caller I overheard a conversation at work today about this actually, and I heard that smoking does that.

25:43 Adam Makes you bitter?

25:44 Caller Something like that.

25:46 Drew In men or women or both?

25:47 Caller For women.

25:49 Adam I brush my...

25:49 Caller Is that true?

25:50 Drew I don't know. I've not heard that, but these things make sense.

25:53 Adam I brushed my teeth with Vagisil once.

25:56 Drew I know. I think we were traveling when that happened, weren't we?

25:59 Adam No, no, no. No, no, that's when I put water-soluble lubricant in my hair.

26:06 Drew Oh, yeah. Astro Glide water-soluble lubricant.

26:10 Adam Astglide in my hair. That's another story. No, my sister had some of that in her purse when I was in high school or something. I said, where's the toothpaste? And she was like, it's in my purse. I said, why are you taking the toothpaste? I'm taking it to school. I asked her, do you want to brush your teeth or something? I said, where is it? It's in the purse. I reach into the purse. I grab a tube. You know, it's the morning. Take the tube, squeeze it onto the toothbrush. How many tubes are you going to find in a purse? I didn't even look. I'm brushing my teeth and it's taking a little while to set in, you know, but after a while it's like, hey.

26:45 Drew Was it metallic tasting? Bitter?

26:48 Adam I don't remember because I blocked it out from my memory, but it was bad.

26:52 Drew We had, we were in the diaper phase with our kids. I put Desitin all over it and then brushed it.

26:58 Adam Brushed your teeth with Desitin?

26:59 Drew Did it big.

26:59 Adam How'd that do?

27:00 Drew It took three weeks to get it out of my mouth.

27:04 Adam Some of my asshole friends at the Man Show, because I leave my shaving kit at work because I'm always traveling, were filling my toothpaste container with shave cream. And I went on for like three weeks with it. Like an idiot. Yeah, that's bad. All right, let me ask Eileen a quick question here. Eileen, is something wrong with you?

27:27 I don't think so.

27:28 Adam Anyone molest you?

27:31 When I was five.

27:32 Adam A little bit.

27:33 Drew You got the voice thing going. Yeah.

27:36 Adam All right, but you're a lesbian, that's your own choice, right?

27:38 Caller Yeah.

27:39 Adam Okay. That has nothing to do with being a molester?

27:42 Caller I don't think so.

27:44 Adam Okay. All right, how old is your girlfriend?

27:46 Caller She's 15.

27:48 Adam Oh boy. What happened to her? That's the question.

27:51 Drew Same thing.

27:52 Adam Someone molested her too?

27:53 Drew Her cousin.

27:54 Adam Yeah, but it's not connected to a lesbian thing? Okay.

27:57 Drew Just coincidence.

27:58 Adam All right, enjoy.

28:00 Drew But we're getting the reputation of-

28:03 Adam I don't care.

28:03 Drew I know, of leading people to believe that homosexuality is solely the result of sexual abuse and child abuse.

28:08 Adam No, it's just mostly.

28:09 Drew It's a common theme.

28:10 Adam It's just the people that call this show.

28:12 Drew It's the people that call this show.

28:13 Adam We don't have 15 and 16 year old girls who are lesbians call this show that didn't get tampered with.

28:18 Drew Right. Ever.

28:19 Adam Ever. I know. We, you know, she asked her question and we moved on and I just had to get back and find out who molested her, really. And as it turns out, it's her and her partner.

28:29 Drew You can hear it in her voice. You can hear that special...

28:32 Adam Yeah, there's a certain sort of thing that when people do stuff to you, you know, at age 4 or 6 or whatever, it breaks you in such a way that your voice is really the most recognizable representation or trait of that breaking, with women especially.

28:53 Caller How is that? Quieter because they don't want to be noticed?

28:55 Drew No, they sound like they're 5.

28:56 Adam They sound like they have a little girl voice.

28:58 Caller Really?

28:59 Adam Yeah, like if you take a little girl and you molest her at age 6 and then she's 26, she sounds like she's 6, because that's when she was traumatized.

29:08 Drew She gets stuck, yeah, it's a very strange thing.

29:10 Adam Wesley? Yes, sir. You're 25.

29:12 Caller That's correct.

29:13 Adam How you doing?

29:14 Caller Hey, I'm doing all right. I appreciate you guys being out here. I don't know what this world would be like without you guys giving this advice to all these people.

29:20 Adam Probably marginally better.

29:22 Caller I doubt it. I doubt it. There's some crazy people out here.

29:25 Adam All right. What's going on there, Wesley?

29:27 Caller Well, I'm wondering, my girlfriend's gonna go away for four months and I was wondering about the vagina. Does it shrink without being used?

29:37 Adam Yes. That's why whenever my girlfriend goes away for even a long weekend, I will actually put a device up there to keep it, keep it spread out, keep it stretched out. Yeah. It's inflatable. And what I'll do is I'll put in like, you know, 15 to 20 pounds of pressure if she's going away on a weekend and if she's going away for a couple of weeks, I might put in 45, 50 pounds, you know, just to keep the extra pressure on the vaginal walls.

30:03 Drew Right, Drew? Sure.

30:06 Caller Yeah.

30:06 Adam It'll close right up.

30:07 Caller Yeah.

30:08 Drew Just curiosity, do you have any medical problems?

30:10 Caller Do I have any medical?

30:11 Adam Yeah.

30:12 Caller No, I don't have any medical problems.

30:13 Drew And do you really believe that it expanded somehow for you or because of you?

30:19 Caller No, I'm not saying anything like that, but I'm just saying, you know, in the locker room thing, growing up in high school is always, you know, if you can't get in, try one finger or two fingers, and it always seems to expand over time and with a little playful activity.

30:33 Adam Right.

30:34 Drew Well, yeah, playful activity is when a woman is involved, there will be some relaxation down there. But understand, even after delivering a child, it will spring back to normal size.

30:45 Adam Right.

30:47 Caller So a woman is born with her size.

30:50 Drew That's basically true.

30:51 Caller And it pretty much just developed.

30:52 Drew That's pretty much it.

30:53 Adam But that is not your green light to have sex with four-year-olds, Wesley, you understand? Oh, he's doing a little too much laughing. Wesley, how about your asshole? How about that device? Is that thing hanging open now because...

31:08 Drew There's so much traffic over the years.

31:09 Caller Yeah, I use a... It's part of my act on weekends. It's my inflatable tube and my anus.

31:14 Adam All right.

31:15 Drew But do you understand the point Dan was making?

31:17 Adam That has no difficulty shutting up again, right? Right? It opens, it shuts. It's like a door in a busy restaurant, right? Okay, you're fine. All right.

31:30 Caller 25.

31:31 Adam I'll tell you the edge...

31:32 Drew I'm one of those school systems.

31:33 Adam Listen, you're sending your kids to a private school, right?

31:34 Drew You bet. Oh, now I've got to work on this. I've got to go to private colleges too.

31:39 Adam And then, you know, ooh, I just came up with a good invention, Drew. You got prep schools, which now... I mean, now it's going like kindergarten. I mean, it's going all the way through to high school senior. Then you go to a private college. Then we erect a private world for them to actually go to work in, where there's nothing but like smart white people in sweaters who give them jobs. Yeah, the whole thing is great. I'll tell you the part about them having to actually leave at some point and enter the world. Lindsey, did you go to a private school?

32:12 Caller For two years during high school, because I was doing a soap opera in New York. And I went to a school... You were too?

32:18 Adam No.

32:19 Caller And I went to a school for... It was all professional kids, like musicians at Juilliard and dancers at the American Ballet Theater and all these really exceptional kids. But it was based on academics, and that was weird. I had no social life. So I left that and went to a normal high school my senior year, because I wanted the John Hughes prom and... Right.

32:41 Adam Did that work out?

32:42 Caller It was really gravely disappointing. Yeah.

32:46 Adam So you went to the school where like everyone had eating disorders and over-intrusive parents and stuff like that?

32:52 Caller There would be girls in my English class, ballet dancers, who would have their legs spread, you know, like, in a 180... is that a 180? It could be. On desks, on either side of them, just scarfing down Dan and yogurt. And that was it. You know, like, yogurt and cigarettes and black coffee. And that was, that was the norm. Weird. It was weird. Very strange. And then a lot of kids who didn't speak English, because they were, you know, from other countries.

33:19 Drew They were trapeze artists.

33:20 Caller Yeah.

33:22 Caller Basically. Yeah, it was bizarre.

33:25 Adam Kids, oh, the bear escaped! Wow. Seriously, what were the kids from foreign countries doing there?

33:32 Caller Musicians.

33:33 Adam Playing the violin and stuff.

33:34 Caller Yeah, beautiful musicians. But it was such a strange, like, you know, high school, you get your social skills.

33:41 Adam But as an actress, and don't take this the wrong way, but you're in amongst all these people that, like, you know, this guy plays the cello and that chick does the dancing. And it's like, your thing is like, I'm on one life to live. They're like, all right.

33:56 Caller It really is. But the cool thing about it was when I went to a normal school before, I always felt different or weird, you know? And if I was shy, I was stuck up. And if I was outgoing, I was fake. And at this school, I was nothing, you know?

34:08 Adam So did everyone know you when you went to the public school? Yeah. Did they know that you're on the soap?

34:13 Caller Yeah, they knew. And they were, you know, nice about it. Like it wasn't strange, but there was always, they always, I never fit in the inner circle.

34:22 Adam Right.

34:23 Caller You know, which is OK.

34:24 Adam Drew, when did you get the acting bug? 2018?

34:29 Drew I was coming.

34:30 Adam Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. All right, we'll take, you guys should see Drew act. All right, we'll take a little break.

34:39 Drew Wait a minute. It's coming from someone who is such a...

34:41 Adam I'm a fine actor.

34:43 Drew Fine, fluid, inspired actor as yourself.

34:45 Adam You've seen my work. Lindsey Price is here from Beverly Hills, 90210. We'll take a little break. And when we can come back, we'll speak to Erica who's 14. Her mom has a boyfriend on the side. How to confront her. That's good. After this.

35:03 Loveline, be right back in a minute.

35:15 Caller Man turns animal for the erotic pleasures of women.

35:19 Caller It's Loveline.

35:34 Adam Hey, it is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that'd be Dr. Drew, Lindsey Price is our guest tonight. She is from 90210. She is Heinz Ehring's on-again, off-again girlfriend and just a beautiful Asian woman. I like Asian women. That's my nationality there.

35:55 Caller Is it?

35:56 Adam Yeah.

35:56 Caller Why is that?

35:57 Adam They don't have a lot of hair on them.

36:00 Caller Oh, my God.

36:01 Adam And they're always beautiful skin, little subservient, you know.

36:06 Caller See, this is the thing I have.

36:07 Adam Kind of wild sexually, you know.

36:09 Caller Either, either. I know someone who dates only Asian women, and it bothers me.

36:14 Adam Well, I've never dated an Asian woman.

36:16 Drew You haven't? No.

36:16 Caller Would you like to?

36:17 Adam Yeah, I like them. I do. I like Asian women. Drew, you like the Asian women?

36:24 Drew Who doesn't?

36:27 Adam Drew just thought about his wife, so he threw in the who doesn't at the end. Yeah.

36:32 Caller Either they're supposed to be like these dominatrix, like, you know, dragon ladies, or they're supposed to be subservient and give you a pedicure and make you feel really nice. You know, I don't. That's so sad.

36:43 Adam The culture really runs the gamut. You know what I mean?

36:47 Drew I mean, they have. Hold on a second. American is American is American right now.

36:51 Caller You know what I mean?

36:53 Drew Yeah, whatever your descent is, it's, if you didn't grow up in Japan, you're not going to be under the influence of that culture.

37:00 Adam Listen here, rice ass. Everyone's constantly having these parades and these whatever pride marches and all this other nonsense and waving their flags. So I'd like to think of them as that. That's what I'm saying. And, you know, everyone's getting called, you know, African American or, you know, whatever American at the end, but they're putting their nationality first. So I want to talk about it. Anyway, where were we? I like it because you have the, you know, you have the, you know, Mrs. Livingston, Eddie's father. It's before your time, but the courtship Eddie's father, they had this Mrs. Livingston. She was the housekeeper and she used to say, good morning, Mr. Eddie's father. She called him Mr. Eddie's father. Mr. Eddie's father was a great piece of writing. Whoever came up with that. And then you have these, you know, wild women in these, you know, from these brothels and sex shows and all this kind of stuff. So I'm just saying the Asian culture, it runs the gamut sexually. I like that. That's nice.

38:04 Drew Are you talking about, when you say Asian, what are you referring to?

38:06 Adam I don't know, are you Japanese?

38:08 Caller My mother's from Korea, my father's German and Irish.

38:11 Adam Oh, that's a nice mixture.

38:13 Caller Thank you.

38:14 Adam That's good. Erica?

38:16 Caller Yes?

38:17 Adam You're 14. Yeah. Mix the mutt is good. When you get too much of one, something happens, you go bad.

38:24 Drew But she's Korean, she has to have an arranged marriage. Adam, you could be out of this.

38:28 Adam Oh, really? You have an arranged marriage?

38:30 Caller Yeah, you have to, you know, bring a dowry.

38:32 Adam All right.

38:33 Caller Goats and whatnot.

38:35 Adam There's a goat with some kimchi. Let's go, pops. Erica?

38:39 Caller Yeah?

38:39 Adam All right, so you're 14. And your mom has a boyfriend on the side.

38:46 Caller Yeah.

38:47 Adam Is your mom still married to your dad?

38:49 Caller Yes.

38:50 Drew Have you talked to your mom about this?

38:52 Caller She doesn't want to talk about it because my dad already said that he doesn't want to get a divorce or anything.

38:58 Drew So he knows about it?

38:59 Caller Yeah.

39:00 Drew How did you find out about it?

39:03 Caller Well, she kind of like brings me over to his house and then when it gets later at night and I want to go somewhere, they're busy doing something in the room.

39:14 Adam Well, that's nice. She's got a lot of proof this woman's keeping a low profile.

39:18 Drew How do I buy this?

39:19 Adam Yeah, I don't know either. Why the hell would she take you to this guy's house and then go off and have sex with him in the next bedroom?

39:26 Caller Well, he lives with his mom and like they're friends and I get along with her really well with his mom and she brought me over there and then, yeah.

39:37 Caller What?

39:39 Caller Well, like if I'm with his mom and we're talking and then I go and ask my, go to ask my mom if I could go somewhere like the store's around the corner. So I go to ask her and she's with him.

39:54 Drew Every time?

39:55 Adam What do you mean with him?

39:56 Caller In the room.

39:57 Adam With the door shut?

39:58 Caller Yeah.

39:59 Drew Every time you're chatting with his mom, they run away.

40:03 Yeah.

40:04 Adam At this point, either your mom has a brain tumor or there's something wrong with this story.

40:13 Caller Like what?

40:13 Adam Well, let me just dig a little deeper. How long has your mom known this guy?

40:21 Caller About two or three years.

40:23 Drew How long has she been doing this?

40:25 Adam How long has she been taking you over to his house?

40:30 Caller Like a year ago.

40:32 Adam A year ago?

40:32 Caller Yeah.

40:33 Drew A year of this.

40:33 Adam And where did they meet?

40:36 Caller They met from... My mom and his mom were friends before they met.

40:42 Adam Uh-huh. And does she bring you over there? Why does she bring you over there? Because she doesn't want to leave you alone?

40:50 Caller I don't know. She never talked to me about that. She just brings me over there because she says she like needs company and stuff. But then she like goes and does stuff with him.

41:01 Caller Did you ever tell... ask her? Just straight out? I mean, if it bothers you, you should ask her.

41:07 Drew Yeah. You gotta talk to your mom about this. This is a ridiculous situation. Although if this is true, your mom is... I mean, she's not a mom.

41:17 Adam Erika, can you not go over there with your mom? Okay. Don't go over there with your mom. Study real hard at school. Get involved with every piece of extracurricular activity you can come up with. And then go far, far away to college. And that's it. If any of this story is true, that is gonna be your job. But just don't go over there.

41:43 Drew Or maybe rely on your dad for more connection and support and stuff. But dad, I'm sure, isn't as good.

41:47 Adam Who knows what kind of shape dad is in? Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, hmm?

41:55 Drew We gotta take a break, I think.

41:56 Adam No, we don't. Omar.

41:58 Hey, what's up?

41:59 Adam You're 17.

42:00 Caller Yup.

42:01 Adam What's going on?

42:01 Caller Um, I got what I believe is to be a psycho chick. And basically, I need to know, like, if I should break up with her or keep going out with her.

42:10 Drew What happened?

42:11 Caller Because I've been with her, like, two weeks. And I guess you could say it's like love at first sight thing. And I told her I love her, like, a week ago. And now she's like, I love you. You're my world. Like, I need you to live. And, like, I'd die without you and stuff. And I don't know if it's just like me tripping over commitment or if it's like she's really, you know, got something wrong with her.

42:35 Adam Well, you told her you loved her first, right?

42:37 Drew Yeah. Awfully quickly. Yeah. Did you have some ends and some goal in mind by telling her that?

42:43 Caller Um, no. Actually, this is probably the first time I've actually meant it.

42:46 Drew You meant it. So, all right, she means it back.

42:48 Adam All right. So you love her and she loves you maybe a little bit more. That's good. So what are you worried about?

42:55 Caller I don't know, because that seems kind of like strong to say, because, like, you know.

42:58 Adam Well, listen, you just have low self-esteem. You just said you love somebody and they said, I loved you. I love you back. And now you're thinking what's wrong with them.

43:06 Drew You're just not used to having those feelings reciprocated. That's all.

43:08 Caller Especially for girls, when they first fall in love with someone, it's like their entire world. It's all they can see. You know, that's normal, I think.

43:15 Drew Yeah, I agree.

43:16 Adam Yeah. It wears off, though.

43:18 Caller Yeah.

43:18 Adam Man, does it wear off.

43:19 Caller Yeah.

43:22 Caller Yeah.

43:23 Adam Have you had it wear off before?

43:25 Caller Yeah.

43:25 Drew As of tonight, Adam, with you.

43:27 Adam It's back.

43:27 Drew It's back.

43:28 Adam Yes. Yes. It is back in your life. Who's more attractive, me or Drew? You. That's right. I think she's starting to believe her own rant.

43:38 Drew Your own rant.

43:39 Adam That's right.

43:39 Caller My own rant.

43:41 Adam Thank you. Thank you for that clarification. All right. We're going to take a little break. Who are we going to talk to when we come back?

43:46 Drew I don't want to pick now. We'll see what they come up with.

43:47 Adam I'll pick somebody, would you?

43:49 Drew All right.

43:49 Adam Forget it. Okay. Yeah. That's a good one.

43:55 The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191.

43:58 Caller We'll be right back.

44:09 Caller We're the G-spot on your radio dial.

44:12 Caller Oh, you're right there.

44:13 Caller Loveline on 102.7.

44:16 Caller W-E-B-N, Cincinnati.

44:22 Caller Hey, this is Rob from White Zombie, and you're listening to Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on Loveline.

44:27 Adam Yes, you is. And we will take a quick 10-second timeout, like we do every night at this time, and then we will be back in just 10 seconds.

44:38 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

44:53 Adam All right. More show. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Lindsey Price is our guest tonight. You know her from 90210, and the big premiere is Wednesday night. Tomorrow night. Yeah. Was it tomorrow night? Yeah.

45:07 Drew Competing against another show. What's that Comedy Central?

45:10 Adam Oh, The Man Show. That's a runaway hit of the summer. Yeah. That's a 1030. Thanks for bringing that up there, Drew. I forgot about that. Yeah. But don't worry. So you can watch Fox and see the 90210 and then you just hang around and watch The Man Show. What's on after 90210 now?

45:31 Caller It's the new show called Get Real.

45:34 Drew Oh boy. That already sounds funny.

45:36 Adam It's a bunch of typical 15-year-olds from the 80s.

45:39 Caller There's so many 15-year-old shows on right now. I heard it's good. I heard it's really good.

45:48 Adam You know, it's all these things, all these screwed up outsider 15-year-old guys hanging out together and they're all sort of nerdy and all that stuff. It should really be called I Jack Off All The Time. That's what the new 15-year-old show should be called. And just guys just sitting home whacking off. Because when you're screwed up and you're 15 and you're not getting laid, and you're not with the in-crowd, whatever, and you're not playing sports. That's what you do. You just stay home.

46:14 Drew Thanks for clarifying, Adam.

46:15 Adam That's going to be my new show. I'm pitching that to NBC.

46:17 Drew Could it just be the name of your book?

46:19 Adam Actually I think it's more CBS type show.

46:21 Drew The Uncruel Story.

46:26 Adam Alright, where were we? I'll tell you, Drew, with the hand.

46:30 Drew Yeah.

46:31 Adam Oh man.

46:32 Drew What's the matter?

46:32 Adam Way off the pace.

46:33 Drew Oh, sorry.

46:34 Adam Way off the pace.

46:35 Drew Is it okay?

46:38 Adam I think I'm fine, but people have been telling me I'm not.

46:40 Drew Yeah.

46:41 Adam Little irritated, little agitated, you know what I mean? Fly off the handle all the time, you know what I'm saying?

46:47 Yeah. Yeah.

46:48 Drew You asshole.

46:49 Adam I'm left handed, Lindsey.

46:50 Caller You are okay. Oh, I'm sorry.

46:52 Adam I usually get it myself with some regularity, but ever since this debacle, it's been a tough throw to hoe.

46:59 Caller You can exercise more, maybe.

47:01 Adam It's difficult with this thing too. I, and I'll tell you though, you know what I know the sad part? I was thinking about you. Yeah. When I was, you know, trying the other day. No, I was, I'd realized, wait a minute, this had been, let's see, I got, I got this surgery like on a Friday. So it's coming up on two weeks. Right. Thank God. I squeezed one off, you know, Thursday night. And then I think on the way to the hospital, Friday morning, I was like, hey, man, it was hard to drive, but it's like, I gotta get, you know, this may be a while, cause I had a big cast on. And then ever since I got the handwork done, I think it's been, it's been like twice in, you know, coming on two weeks.

47:42 Drew Yeah.

47:43 Adam And I don't miss it as much as I thought I would. You know what I mean?

47:47 Caller Yeah.

47:47 Drew You must have it too.

47:47 Adam Like I'm losing it.

47:48 Caller Yeah.

47:48 Drew Your testosterone levels must be dropping.

47:50 Adam That's right. I'm turning into a woman.

47:52 Drew You know that.

47:52 Adam I got a hot flash the other day.

47:54 Drew Finally working.

47:55 Caller No.

47:56 Drew Finally.

47:56 Adam No, it's not there.

47:57 Drew God as my witness.

47:58 Adam Can't be therapy. Leroy?

48:00 Caller Hey, what's up?

48:01 Adam Hey, you're 19.

48:03 Caller First of all, Adam, I love you man. You're like one of my idols.

48:06 Adam Thank you.

48:07 Caller Yeah. Well, anyway, the problem is like, whenever I'm like, my girlfriend's giving me a blow job, I like can't orgasm. And like the last two times, it's like I like lost feeling.

48:19 Drew Is this a new thing or has it always been like this for you?

48:22 Caller It's just like with her.

48:24 Drew I don't know.

48:24 Caller Like the first time she did it. I mean, it was like fine. But then since then it's like nothing.

48:29 Drew Are you really into this relationship?

48:31 Caller Yeah, I really am.

48:32 Drew Like makes you anxious you're so into it?

48:35 Caller No, not really. I mean, like I get this huge cramp, like in my abdomen, like right when she does it.

48:43 Adam Well, wait a minute. With other girls, have you been able to achieve an orgasm during oral sex?

48:49 Caller Yeah.

48:50 Adam So there's been no difficulty?

48:52 Caller No.

48:53 Adam Cause you know, a lot of guys have difficulty with that.

48:55 Drew That's right. Is it something she's doing that's making this happen? Anything different about what she's doing?

49:01 Caller Well, I don't know if she has a really active tongue, but I don't know what that has to do with it.

49:06 Adam Well, maybe, maybe she screwed up on the cadence or something.

49:10 Drew Irritating your urethra or something.

49:13 Adam Listen, that is one big urethra if she's getting her tongue down there, Drew. All right. So, here's our advice. Don't worry about it.

49:22 Drew Right.

49:23 Adam Hey, it's just a sort of foreplay anyway, isn't it?

49:26 Caller Well, no. I mean, that's all we're doing right now.

49:28 Adam Oh, that's all you're doing?

49:29 Caller Yeah.

49:30 Adam Oh, that's trouble.

49:33 Drew Well, relax.

49:35 Adam That's good advice.

49:36 Drew No, really. Just try communicating clearly what doesn't feel good.

49:41 Adam Lindsey, what do you think?

49:42 Caller I think relax, yeah.

49:44 Adam Oh, don't just apparent.

49:46 Caller I'm going to agree.

49:48 Drew I think he's more anxious than he realizes he is.

49:50 Adam Maybe because he really digs it.

49:51 Drew He's really a bit.

49:52 Caller Do you really, really digger?

49:54 Caller Yeah, I really do.

49:55 Adam Yeah. Well, that's it. You're freaking out. And then once the losing the feeling part, that's all nerves. So once, you know, when you lose feeling, that's just, that means you're losing it emotionally, you know what I mean? I mean, that means you're wound up. You're freaking yourself out a little bit. You're thinking too much.

50:16 Caller How long have you been with her for?

50:18 Caller About three and a half months.

50:20 Adam How come you're not having sex? It's getting oral sex. You don't know?

50:26 Caller Well, she doesn't want to, I guess.

50:29 Adam Are you asking her?

50:30 Caller No, I don't want to pressure her or anything. That's cool.

50:33 Caller That's great.

50:34 Adam Well, wait a minute. Maybe she's waiting for you to ask her.

50:38 Caller She would hint.

50:39 Adam She would hint? Like, boy, am I horny?

50:42 Caller Well, no.

50:42 Caller I mean, how old are you?

50:45 Caller I'm 19.

50:46 Caller No. Don't pressure her.

50:51 Adam Okay. All right, well, hold on. You should, you know, we've talked to women who have been ready for this and the guy wasn't coming around and women are real self-conscious about sort of hinting about being sexually aggressive. And I understand what it is, is usually guys just, here's how it works. Guys get rolling forward and the women, like a car whose emergency brake has come loose or something on a hill, and the car just start rolling and then you eventually chalk the tires where you have to. You stop it wherever you want to stop it and wherever that is for you. But guys just sort of, their job is to almost just sort of keep going. I'm not talking about an ether rag and duct tape. I'm just talking about a job.

51:35 Drew That's just, that's just the way they are.

51:36 Adam We'll call it more of a calling. Guys just keep moving forward.

51:40 Drew It's about as much physics as a car rolling downhill.

51:42 Adam Yeah, like if I was screwing around the girl and she said, oh, here's all we're stopping here, then next week when we start screwing around again, I would just keep going and she would stop again. Now, if I, I wouldn't keep bothering her after that, but women do sort of set that, that tempo or do set those limitations. And I think maybe he ought to, he seems a little freaked out. I think he ought to just, he ought to just sort of keep going a little bit and see what happens. All right, I mean, she's giving a moral sex. How prude can she be?

52:13 Drew Well, now listen, in that age group, moral sex is considered like making out.

52:17 Adam God, Drew, I got to, the time machine, right? Figure that out. I'm trying to figure out a time machine that sends me to high school again, although it's in the present time.

52:26 Drew Yeah, now.

52:27 Adam Now, so I can get myself a blow job. Because apparently, they're giving these things away like Halloween candy now. Everyone's given, like, you're, I don't know how old you are, but you're older than these scholars. I mean, you're not 19, right?

52:40 Drew No.

52:40 Adam You're like 19 and a half, 20.

52:42 Drew 22.

52:43 Adam And, oh, you're 22? Uh-oh, you're from that era. All right, but you went to a private school or something. You went to a private school. But everyone who calls in is like, yeah, everyone gets a blow job in high school.

52:53 Drew In junior high school?

52:54 Adam Yeah, in junior high school.

52:55 Caller I mean, it's shocking. Yeah, I mean, I can't, honestly, I wasn't really, I wasn't thinking about sex, you know, in high school. I mean, if I thought about it, yeah, but it wasn't a reality.

53:06 Adam All right, that was me. I thought about it.

53:08 Drew But it still wasn't a reality, too, right?

53:10 Adam Or no one else thought about it. Whatever it was, it wasn't working out. I saw, I saw 32 Double D. I just punched this one.

53:16 Drew Bobby, 17. Hey, Bobby.

53:18 Caller Hi, this is me.

53:20 Drew Can you turn the radio down, please?

53:22 Caller I have, it's the TV. I'm going outside. I was walking through the living room. Sorry. Okay.

53:25 Caller All right.

53:26 Caller I just want to say hi to Lindsey. I'm related to her.

53:29 Caller Hi.

53:30 Thank you.

53:31 Caller Do you remember last time I saw you was at Michelle's wedding?

53:36 Caller Michelle.

53:36 Caller When you sang Michelle. Are you kidding?

53:39 Caller Yeah.

53:40 Caller And I moved to Oregon.

53:42 Caller You moved to Oregon?

53:43 Caller Yeah.

53:44 Caller Can I see last names? I can't. Can I? I have the same last name as you. So. Hey. Hi.

53:50 Caller Oh, my gosh.

53:51 Caller How are you? I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you. And I watch you every Wednesday. You do? Yeah.

53:57 Caller Thank you so much.

53:58 Adam Do you sing?

53:59 Caller Yeah.

54:00 She's awesome.

54:01 Caller And I want you to sing at my wedding, too.

54:03 Caller OK, deal.

54:05 Caller Done deal. Yeah.

54:06 Caller Where are you right now?

54:07 Caller I'm in Oregon, Newburgh.

54:09 What do you sing?

54:10 Caller I live like two miles away from Michelle.

54:13 Adam Hey, hey, Bobby.

54:15 Caller Yeah.

54:15 Adam Why don't you explain your relationship with Lindsay before everyone goes insane?

54:20 Caller We're cousins.

54:21 Caller Cousins, yeah.

54:22 Adam Oh, you two are cousins? Yeah.

54:23 Caller Wow. And I haven't seen her since my aunt's wedding. And then I moved up here four years ago.

54:28 Adam What did she sing?

54:30 Caller She sings, a little way beneath my wings.

54:32 Adam Oh, my God.

54:33 Oh, my God.

54:34 Adam Oh, my God. You didn't, but wait a minute.

54:37 Caller But it wasn't my choice, right? I mean, back me up here, Bobby.

54:43 Adam Hold on, but she did cut it short. I mean, she didn't get to the part at the end where she goes, fly, ah, ah. And just like going on for like 20 minutes. Have you ever heard that song, Drew? It's comical. Bette Midler goes on for an extra 15 minutes about thank you, thank you, thank the wind, thank you. I mean, did she vamps?

55:04 Caller Yeah, no, I don't.

55:05 Adam You do cut it off there. Good.

55:07 Caller Yeah.

55:07 Adam You want to sing a little then?

55:08 Caller I want to talk to you.

55:09 Adam Sing a little.

55:10 Caller I'm going to be on your show, you guys. You guys are awesome. I will sing as all time.

55:13 Adam Well, thanks. Oh, you love everyone.

55:15 Drew Bobby, you have a question?

55:16 Adam Wait a minute. Sing a little, wait.

55:19 Caller I'm so not going to sing. No, it's just absolutely not going to happen. Bobby. I'll sing at your wedding, I'm not going to sing here right now.

55:27 Drew Bobby, did you have a question?

55:28 Caller Yeah, I did. Well, I'm on birth control to regulate my periods. And it makes my boobs really big when I'm on it. And I was wondering if there's any that don't make you, I'm on orthotricyclone.

55:41 Drew The progesterone pills will be less likely to do that. So you ought to talk to your doctor about that. But they may not regulate your period the way you want, so.

55:49 Caller Okay.

55:50 Drew So it's the estrogen.

55:51 Adam It's something connected between the boobs and the parent.

55:54 Drew The yeah, but it's the estrogen that's connected between the boobs and the pill. The estrogen component is what makes the boobs grow. Sometimes not everybody. Women should not assume that's going to happen.

56:06 Caller Okay.

56:06 Drew So low dose, low estrogen or no estrogen is where you want to head.

56:10 Adam How high dose you need to regulate your period?

56:13 Caller I don't know. That's just what they gave me.

56:14 Drew Depends on the person. It's hard to predict.

56:16 Caller How old are you now, Bobby?

56:18 Caller I'm 17. I'll be 18. And your birthday's coming up. I remember December 8th, right?

56:22 Adam That's right.

56:24 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

56:25 Caller How old are you going to be? I'm going to be 23.

56:28 Caller That's what I thought.

56:30 Adam Day before Pearl Harbor.

56:31 Caller I'll be 18 on November 30th.

56:34 Caller All right.

56:34 Adam You want to send some pictures or?

56:37 Caller Well, I have your mom and dad's address.

56:39 Caller You do?

56:40 Adam Yeah.

56:40 Caller Yeah.

56:40 Adam All right. Get in touch.

56:42 Caller Yeah, I will.

56:43 Adam All right.

56:44 Caller Bye, Bobby. Bye.

56:45 Caller Bye, Lindsey. Bye.

56:48 Adam See, I would have loved to talk to her about those double D boobs. And then I started feeling bad.

56:53 Caller That's crazy.

56:53 Adam Your little cousin called in from Oregon.

56:56 Caller My cousin Bobby doesn't have boobs.

56:58 Adam Oh, you haven't seen her in a few years?

56:59 Caller I guess not.

57:01 Adam Oh, time has changed. So you haven't seen her in like four years?

57:04 Caller Longer.

57:04 Adam Like boobs and birth control. And God knows what else she's into. Moved to Oregon. I see a little wind beneath my wings.

57:13 Caller I'm not. Did I tell you how attractive you are?

57:15 Adam Oh, really? Yes, yes. That's music to my ears, Drew. Wait a minute. Chris? Okay. Chris?

57:25 Caller Yes.

57:25 Adam You're 26.

57:26 Caller Yeah, hey guys. How you doing?

57:27 Adam Good.

57:28 Caller Hey, Drew. I'm right there with Adam. I've been listening to you for at least 12 years. I just want to say, thanks for getting me through puberty and let me know I wasn't a complete whack job.

57:36 Drew Oh, thank you.

57:40 Caller So my problem is, I found out about a year ago.

57:45 Drew You know what, Chris, I'm going to stop for a second. Did we have this conversation last night about how kids in puberty really believe, it was the girl that was calling up that was messing around with pillows?

57:55 Adam Well, she was humping a pillow, yes.

57:57 Drew And then we had the discussion that young people that hit puberty think that there's something wrong with them. Yeah. These amazing impulses start to overcome them. You're not talking about it. Yeah. These impulses start to overcome them. They're like, hey, what the hell is going on here?

58:09 Adam Yeah. It's bizarre. And then, you know, but when you get older, you've had these impulses, I mean, these deviant sexual bizarre impulses for 10 years, 15 years, 50 years, whatever it is, you're perfectly comfortable with them. But all of a sudden, one minute you're thinking about playing tetherball and the next minute you're humping a sofa pillow. And you're thinking, my god, I must have a brain tumor. Something's gone wrong. And if you're religious, you're really screwed because you're like, the devil's taking control of my pelvic area. You freak out. Yeah, that's what puberty is.

58:44 Drew All right, Chris.

58:47 Caller My problem is about a year ago, the night before my brother's wedding, I found out that my father-in-law and my two cousins and my aunt.

58:54 Adam Hold on, was Lindsey singing at the wedding? Was that you?

58:59 Drew Your father?

59:00 Caller That was not me, actually, at that.

59:02 Adam Your father molested your cousin and your aunt?

59:05 Caller Two cousins and aunt, yeah.

59:06 Caller Wow, that's awful.

59:07 Adam That, hold on, but you found out right before the wedding?

59:11 Caller I found out the night before, yeah. I had to like fake it and, you know, push on through the whole wedding.

59:16 Adam He had done this years ago?

59:18 Caller Yeah, they were, they're probably in their 30s now, and this is when they're between five and 10, all of them.

59:24 Drew Well, I don't think there's any statute on the childbirth.

59:28 Caller There is. My guy, I talked to his cousin, she checked into it, yeah.

59:31 Drew Or if there is, they're thinking about getting rid of it, if I remember.

59:34 Caller Yeah, it's there.

59:35 Adam How old is your cousin now?

59:37 Caller 32, I think.

59:39 Adam And the other cousin is?

59:41 Caller She's probably around 38.

59:43 Drew Are there other kids around that he hasn't?

59:45 Caller My aunt's dead, so.

59:46 Drew No, but I mean, do you have any grandkids or anything else your dad's around now?

59:49 Caller No, and you know, that's kind of what I'm worried about, you know, the future and everything.

59:53 Adam How did you find that out?

59:54 Caller My cousin told me. My other cousin told me.

59:56 Adam Oh boy. Right for the wedding.

59:58 Caller Obviously, a lot of people are kind of pissed at her about finding out that way, so.

1:00:03 Adam Yeah, but still, they should really be pissed at your dad.

1:00:07 Caller Well, yeah, and that's my whole point, that I can't believe the nile that's going on. Just, I mean, you know, let's talk about the weather and stuff, what's really going on, you know.

1:00:17 Adam Yeah, it's sad, and that's, I gotta tell you, I don't know. I'd rather my dad just robbed the bank. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or was it chunky or something? I mean, I don't want to make you feel any worse than you already do, but that's gotta be just, that's just a backbreaker for a son to find that out.

1:00:37 Caller Well, yeah, I mean, I've got some pretty serious anger issues here. I mean, I mean, I don't even know what I'd do if I'd see him. I'm kind of afraid I'd kill him.

1:00:44 Adam Have you ever confronted him on it?

1:00:46 Caller I called them on the phone after I got back. I don't live in California anymore. But I called him after I got back. And I confronted my mom and she told him. And then I talked to him and he said he was weak, that he's never done it again, except for those three people.

1:01:07 Adam Yeah, it's funny when they say, except for those three people. You know, they're so like once. Yeah, all right. And your mom's still with him, huh?

1:01:16 Caller Yeah, I mean, my mom, she's from the 50s, she'll never leave him.

1:01:20 Drew Where did this anger come from before all this started?

1:01:23 Caller I don't know, I was kind of, my dad was kind of like the dad in Wonder Years, you know? He was like, you know, there, as a father, he raised me and everything, and you really had a lot of great moments and everything, but it was always kind of that gruffness side to him, too.

1:01:37 Drew Did he beat you up?

1:01:39 Caller No. Well, you know, it's Matt Caron there, we're not in, but that's...

1:01:42 Adam Yeah, true, that's all right.

1:01:44 Drew What are you talking about?

1:01:45 Adam I just mean, he didn't beat him up, he just, you know, he disciplined him physically a little bit, I tell you that, too. All right, so have you written your dad off?

1:01:56 Caller I haven't talked to him in a year. And I don't know what, I mean, I can't, I haven't really talked to him in my family, I've got this like huge kind of guilt thing, you know, hanging over me.

1:02:05 Adam You're guilty for not talking to them.

1:02:08 Caller Well, yeah, kind of, because I mean, you know, he gave me, you know, my childhood and everything, and now I'm, and it's kind of, I kind of feel like the dick for making a big issue out of this.

1:02:17 Adam How come he's not pursuing you, though?

1:02:19 Caller That's a good question.

1:02:20 Adam Yeah, I would always look at it that way.

1:02:22 Caller Yeah, I mean, I do too, but...

1:02:23 Drew There's something much more going on here than just this breakdown.

1:02:27 Adam What do you mean?

1:02:28 Drew This is just the last straw, but there was something waiting to go.

1:02:32 Adam Well, he probably wasn't, he probably had a few issues with his dad. Well, you think about a dad, think about a dad who would molest a couple of cousins and an aunt, you know. I mean, obviously this guy wasn't a great all-around guy. He would have never done this in the first place. So he wasn't the world's greatest dad. Now he finds out about this and he's got some issues. Hey, I'm all for writing off parents, by the way. I really mean it. I tell our listeners, I think one of the biggest problems our listeners have is clinging to parents who are essentially bad people. They're junkies or alcoholics. They physically abuse them, perhaps sexually abuse them. They're in prison. They're just bad people. And for whatever reason, they're bad. Maybe their parents are bad to them. I don't know what the answer is, but they're clinging to something that ain't never going to be right. And their folks aren't coming to them, by the way. It's not like their folks are begging them for forgiveness. Their folks are basically hanging out until they call. And they ain't initiating anything. And my attitude is, screw them, move on, get a little therapy, find yourself a good relationship, eventually start your own family. And that's your new life. I mean, you cannot get blood out of a turnip. If someone's an alcoholic, someone's screwed up, someone's a pedophile, leave it alone. Move on. It's all right. I mean, just, it's sad, but these are people that basically hatched you. And that was it. I mean, parenting runs a pretty broad gamut on, and we know it from this show. There's parents that are involved with every facet of their kid's life. And then there's parents that beat the crap out of them and torture them. Why do you owe anything to those people is my question. You know what I mean? Your dad got drunk, he banged your mom 25 years ago, and now you're here.

1:04:26 Drew Of course, those are the kids that are very...

1:04:28 Adam They love them more.

1:04:29 Drew They're very attentive to the parents.

1:04:31 Adam The ones that had parents that did everything for them are like, they're too intrusive. My dad cried during the graduation and made an ass out of me. I'll never forgive him. Pass the heroin. It's true. I know. It's like I want to kick those kids in the nuts. But listen, if your parents failed you and they were horrible people, especially if they abused you, I mean, if your dad...

1:04:52 Drew Those are the ones that are dedicating their lives.

1:04:53 Adam If you're some little girl and your dad tried to ass you, hey, listen, dad ain't your dad. That's just some guy who humped your mom one night. That's all. Just move on. It's sad, but you're better off without him. Plus, all they're going to do is get drunk and embarrass you in front of your roommate or husband or whoever. Right, Lindsey?

1:05:13 Caller Right.

1:05:13 Adam Now, who do you like more, me or Drew?

1:05:16 Drew You.

1:05:17 Adam That's right. Me, who?

1:05:18 Caller Huh?

1:05:18 Drew You.

1:05:19 Adam Adam?

1:05:19 Caller Adam.

1:05:20 That's right.

1:05:20 Adam I want to make it clear for the listeners.

1:05:22 Right, Drew?

1:05:23 Drew As long as you don't make her call you a real highness or some other.

1:05:28 Caller There's certain things that I want to.

1:05:29 Adam That's right. We'll work into that. We'll work into role playing.

1:05:33 Drew Let's go to break.

1:05:34 Adam You want to go to break?

1:05:34 Drew I do.

1:05:35 Adam Who are we going to talk to when we come back? Brian is an 18 likes a 14 year old girl, gets along better with the younger girls, wants to know what's up with that. We'll make fun of him after this.

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1:06:33 Caller Oh, we are right there.

1:06:35 Caller It's Loveline.

1:06:37 Caller On WED.

1:06:49 Adam It is Loveline. Our guest tonight is the lovely Lindsey Price, who was on Beverly Hills 90210 Wednesday nights, 8 o'clock on Fox. And tune in tomorrow night and find out what's happening inside of her. I don't want to give too much away, but you know.

1:07:05 Caller Yeah, don't do that.

1:07:06 Adam Anytime you go camping with young Ein Zuring, you know, there's trouble.

1:07:11 Caller This is true.

1:07:12 Adam Why did you guys go camping, by the way?

1:07:14 Caller We were, it was my idea. It was like a brother-sisterhood program. And we took two troubled teens on a camping trip.

1:07:23 Adam Some of the brothers having sex with the sister.

1:07:25 Caller Exactly.

1:07:26 Adam You cannot go camping. I swear to God, it's the best way. I wish I could, see, you could get laid at a bar if you could get the chicks to go camping with you that night.

1:07:36 Drew It was a new idea for a theme bar there.

1:07:38 Adam Yeah, yeah. Tent pitchers. Yeah, you just, everyone holds a lantern and everyone pisses in one of those porta potties. Yeah, it's great. There's something about camping. I think the reason everyone has sex when they camp is because there's no TV, no stereo, no nothing. It gets dark at 730 and it's like basically, you ain't going to bed until midnight. So you basically stare at the person across from you in the tent, and then you always get drunk. Adults don't go camping without bringing 15 cases of beer. You just have to bring, you have to get drunk when you camp, because it's just nothing to do. I think that's why all those people got drunk back then. You know those miners and stuff? You know those old miners always sucking off that big jug and everything? Because they didn't have TV. You got to get drunk.

1:08:30 Caller And you got the firelight and you've got the...

1:08:32 Adam Yeah, it's very romantic. Brian, you're 18, you like the 14 year olds. All 14 year olds?

1:08:40 Caller What's that? No, just not really, not that young. It's just this girl's really... Well, I find her really interesting.

1:08:48 Adam Yeah.

1:08:49 Caller She's like Russian, speaks Russian and everything. And she's really smart. But I don't know, there's a little part of me that says I shouldn't be doing this, you know? I mean, I'm not...

1:09:00 Drew Let's sort of nurture that part of you. See if we can grow it a little bit. That mature part that says a 14 year old is too young for you.

1:09:07 Caller Yeah.

1:09:07 Drew She is, let's face it, right?

1:09:10 Caller Yeah, but I mean, nowadays, everybody is, you know, saying age doesn't matter.

1:09:15 Drew Who is saying that?

1:09:16 Caller Well, you know, my friends, you know, a lot of wherever you go, I mean...

1:09:22 Adam Nowadays.

1:09:23 Drew Well, seriously, where do you read that? In the press somewhere or in the media?

1:09:27 Caller No, no.

1:09:28 Caller I mean, I watch a lot of TV and all that, but that's not where I get... I just, you know, you pick these things up. I don't know.

1:09:34 Drew You don't know your friends, your stoner friends.

1:09:36 Caller Oh, um...

1:09:37 Adam Yeah. Listen, age is not a big deal and neither is four years, except for 14 to 18 is big. That's all. That's a big four.

1:09:48 Drew Hey, we're telling you it's a big deal. I don't know where the hell you're picking this stuff up, that age doesn't matter. What if she were nine?

1:09:53 Adam No, I know that.

1:09:54 Drew Oh, okay.

1:09:55 Adam Well, I thought age didn't matter.

1:09:56 Caller At a certain point, it doesn't matter, but after you've become who you're...

1:10:00 Drew When everybody's an adult.

1:10:01 Adam You take two consenting adults like Lindsey and myself, and that's not an issue, right, Drew?

1:10:05 Drew Well, there's enough of an age gap there that even in this situation, even though you're both adults, I would think Lindsey would be rather uncomfortable.

1:10:12 Adam But I still look good. Come on.

1:10:13 Drew You need to be born in the same decade, at least.

1:10:17 Adam Oh, yeah. Now, when are you going to be 23?

1:10:21 Caller December.

1:10:22 Drew Today's right around the corner. Today's Tuesday. Let's see.

1:10:26 Adam That's right. Oh, Jesus Christ. That makes me, oh, at 13, 12 and a half years. That's all right. That happens all the time.

1:10:34 Caller Yeah, that's right. When I was younger, I had opportunities to go out with much older guys. And I think it was because I worked in like an adult's atmosphere, you know, and I was comfortable with adults, but I wouldn't do it. And I'm glad that it never happened because even though you think at that age that you know so much and you're, you know, mature for your age and whatnot, there's so much life experience that you have to go through to figure out who you are.

1:11:00 Adam What grade is she going into, Brian?

1:11:02 Caller She'll be in the, actually she started 10th grade yesterday.

1:11:06 Adam Started the 10th grade yesterday?

1:11:08 Drew Are you out of high school?

1:11:09 Caller Yeah.

1:11:10 Adam Hold on, she started the 10th grade at 14?

1:11:12 Caller Yeah.

1:11:14 Adam Seems a little young for starting the 10th grade.

1:11:16 Caller Yeah, I know. I thought the same thing, but I started, I ended 9th grade during the summer, 14 to 15. Maybe she started school early. She was like young.

1:11:28 Adam Yeah. Unless she's starting 15, though, in the next week or so, she's starting the 9th grade.

1:11:33 Caller No, she just turned 14 June.

1:11:36 Adam She just turned 14 June? She had not started the 10th grade unless they skipped her grade.

1:11:41 Caller I don't even know.

1:11:42 Adam All right, you don't sweat the details. All right, Brian, she just turned 14 too.

1:11:47 Caller Yeah.

1:11:47 Adam All right, forget about it, you idiot.

1:11:50 Caller If you really like her, you'll realize that her life's gonna change rapidly every day, and you want her to have those experiences.

1:11:55 Drew He's 18 year old.

1:11:56 Adam He doesn't really like her. Here's the thing too, that-

1:12:00 Drew Men are disgusting pigs, just face it.

1:12:02 Adam That's right. Everyone but me, and sometimes Drew.

1:12:05 Drew Are you still attracted to Adam?

1:12:07 Caller Yeah.

1:12:09 Adam Well, that was a short answer. You didn't sound as genuine as it did earlier in the night.

1:12:15 Caller Really?

1:12:15 Adam See if you can draw on some of your acting experience and really-

1:12:18 Caller It's actually just settled in and it's like second nature now.

1:12:21 Adam Oh, I see.

1:12:21 Caller It comes out like-

1:12:22 Adam You're making me uncomfortable with it.

1:12:23 Caller Before you even ask it. Yes.

1:12:25 Adam That's good. Okay. That's a good answer. Here's the thing. When you're 14 and the guy's 18 or 19 or whatever, you think of yourself as an adult, but you got to realize is their cadence for a relationship is much different than yours, especially a guy. I mean, when you got a 14 year old girl and an 18 year old guy, if it was a metronome, hers would be going click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. I mean, he's in a much faster pace.

1:12:54 Drew Is that? And then also that the 14 year old cannot judge what kind of 18 year old they're dealing with. Right. And by definition, they're dealing with a loser.

1:13:03 Adam That's right.

1:13:03 Drew That's the problem. It's more about the 18 year old than the 14 year old. Michael.

1:13:07 Caller Hey, how's it going? Dr. Drew, Adam Lindsay.

1:13:10 Caller Hey.

1:13:11 Caller Oh, got a question for you. Dr. Drew, I went out 21 about five years ago. I came down with genital warts and over in Germany. And it's been pretty much ruining my love life since. I've only. Why? Well, I've not had sex but twice since then. And with the same woman, and I was very, very concerned about that and use protection. I've gotten different, I've heard different things from doctors. Some doctors say, a condom will stop it spreading. Some doctors say a condom, have told me a condom won't stop it.

1:13:48 Drew Condom's not perfect against stopping it, but condom plus controlling the warts with whatever means need to be used. There's cream now, there's Aldera cream, which takes care of genital warts on men pretty easily.

1:14:00 Adam Drew, how do you control your warts?

1:14:02 Caller Well, first doctor I saw tried freezing them off.

1:14:08 Drew By liquid nitrogen.

1:14:09 Caller Yeah, and that wasn't very much fun, as you can probably guess.

1:14:13 Adam Well, whether you're talking about a laser or cauterization or liquid nitrogen, anything on the penis. Listen, if you were the first doctor to try to remove them with love and a feather, I'd still wince, because any doctor around the junk, just the removal process sounds bad.

1:14:32 Caller Yeah, the rotting was fun enough.

1:14:36 Drew So, they came back, is that what happened?

1:14:37 Caller Well, it never got rid of them. I guess, it never got fully rid of them. And then, plus it was sort of painful. And then, I went to another doctor and he gave me what's called Condolix, the gel, to put on it. And that seems like that's even more painful. Because what I have is, it's just a real small area that's infected, maybe the size of a dime, it's on an undershaft, underside. And I mean, every doctor tells me, oh, please shouldn't worry about it. It's hardly anything. They say it's very common, you know, one out of every six people pretty much has it.

1:15:20 Drew Maybe it has one or two or three in certain urban centers, too. It's very common.

1:15:24 Adam All right, well, put a condom on if it's on the penis, right?

1:15:27 Drew Yeah, I got the Aldera cream. That's a pretty good cream for this.

1:15:29 Adam Well, didn't he say use that or use something else?

1:15:31 Drew I said it's a little different, but...

1:15:33 Adam When it's on the bottom of the penis, how do you get at it? How does it not? Does it go from behind?

1:15:38 Drew Just flip it over. And...

1:15:41 Adam Do you use tongs or you just use your hand? You just flip them over?

1:15:45 Drew Yeah.

1:15:46 Adam Do we do a lie down on your back?

1:15:48 Drew If you're burning them off, yeah. Hey, but listen, people freak out about warrants. And for men, they have no implication other than their infectivity, and that's something you just gotta control.

1:15:57 Adam Yeah. It always makes me think you have warrants when you talk that way, Drew. Talk about how prevalent it is in urban centers and one out every three folks have it and all that stuff. I always picture you with a big wart on your penis.

1:16:09 Drew In fact, the way you're sort of attacking me makes me think that you have warrants.

1:16:12 Adam Oh.

1:16:13 Caller Interesting.

1:16:14 Drew Is there anyone putting me on the defensive here?

1:16:16 Adam Interesting defense to do a defense, then an offense to actually attack my attack. Very interesting. Very interesting, Drew. Don't have the warrants.

1:16:29 Drew Actually, you probably do. It's that common. I mean, there are these pre-wart lesions that are very common.

1:16:35 Adam Do you know how closely I go over my penis?

1:16:37 Drew Do you use a black line and some acetic acid?

1:16:40 Adam I do when I'm stoned, yes. Please. I love schlong. Use a black line and acetic acid. Yes, I dump white vinegar on my penis and then go over it with a black line.

1:16:52 Drew Do you know Fine Liz LeWarth?

1:16:53 Adam Every night when I get home. No, I didn't.

1:16:55 Drew They're so, so common. The point is people freak out about these things that most people have. For women they're an issue because they can put increased risk of cervical cancer. For men they don't seem to do anything, though they do increase risk of anal cancer if people have them back there.

1:17:10 Adam Well now, wait a minute. That's one thing I do have to remember. The anal wars. Jeff?

1:17:16 Drew Yes.

1:17:17 Adam Do you know that semen glows under black light, Drew?

1:17:19 Drew Does it really?

1:17:20 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:17:21 Drew Anything else you've tried under black light? No.

1:17:24 Adam Jeff?

1:17:25 Caller Yes.

1:17:25 Adam You're 28.

1:17:26 Caller Yeah. My question is for Dr. Drew.

1:17:29 Caller Yeah.

1:17:30 Caller I have a compulsive behavior towards women. I just I've never been faithful to one. I I date so many at a time. Even if it is a long term relationship, I'll still have affairs. And I just I don't know how to stop it. And I don't know if I should see somebody. I mean, a psychiatrist about it or I don't know where I'm at.

1:17:52 Drew Are you an addict?

1:17:54 Caller An addict?

1:17:54 Drew No, you're addicted to anything else?

1:17:56 Caller As far as like drugs or anything? Yeah. Are you there?

1:18:01 Drew Yeah.

1:18:02 Adam Hey, Jack asked Jeff, are you into drugs?

1:18:06 Caller No, not not like.

1:18:07 Adam Okay. Why did that take 20 minutes then?

1:18:10 Caller I don't know.

1:18:10 Adam Jesus Christ. It's only our listeners. Okay. So I listen to other talk shows during the day. That never happens, you know, Drew?

1:18:17 Drew Did you have any sort of trauma that made you sexual compulsive? Anything?

1:18:22 Caller My father was an alcoholic and he was very.

1:18:26 Drew Abusive.

1:18:27 Caller He went out towards my mother and I've had to stick in for her several times.

1:18:32 Drew Yeah. That's if you know that that's the theory behind our president's sexual compulsivity. That kind of trauma was what he was exposed to. Those sorts of traumatic experiences can do that.

1:18:43 Adam He was his he had to step in with one of his mother's many many stepfathers.

1:18:49 Drew He repeatedly had to step in with that stuff.

1:18:51 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Why does that make you a sexual compulsive?

1:18:55 Drew It's traumatizing. I mean these sorts of chaos and trauma kids internalize and then that becomes a sexual energy when they're hit puberty. Yeah.

1:19:02 Adam That's weird. Isn't it?

1:19:03 Drew It is weird. I can't wait till the time that they explain that biology because once they figure that out it's all gonna start making sense again.

1:19:10 Adam What do you mean?

1:19:11 Drew What happens to our wiring that causes that to occur? We can only talk about it in terms of meaning and symbols and this kind of stuff now. But ultimately we're gonna be able to talk about it in terms of brain change that occurs from these experiences and how that thing gets converted into this sexual stuff.

1:19:26 Adam You know it's ridiculous, speaking of the president, and let's just finish off with Jeff which is, you know, he had a pretty traumatic upbringing. He needs to get a little counseling. In the meanwhile, you know, don't get married, don't have any kids. See if you can not cheat and if you're not in a committed relationship, then by definition, you're going to have difficulty cheating. So stay out of one and get a little therapy and don't screw your therapist.

1:19:51 Drew What about the president?

1:19:54 Adam Well, now we got a new election coming up in 2000, right? And everyone's starting to jockey for position and they had this thing with George Bush Jr. and did he take drugs? Did he not take drugs? Everyone gets so worked up. Hold on, Anderson, the sound effect makes, if it's intelligible, I know. Don't give me that post. But I just thought Drew just sniffed into his mic or something. The point is, where was I, Drew? The point is, this is a bunch of nonsense that the press likes to stay busy with. Let's just go back to Clinton. Did he inhale pie, you know? Well, no, well, I smoked pie, but I didn't inhale. This is the least of our worries, people, please. It's disgusting that we spend this much time on this kind of minutiae and we don't get to the real crux of the problem, the root. You want to know how a guy is going to perform in the office? Go back and find out how many a-holes his alcoholic mom shacked up with and how many times he had an absentee dad come by, take a swig and beat his ass. Then we'll find out what kind of guy is going to be. Not whether he smoked a little reefer in college, for Christ's sake. Drives me insane. Makes no sense at all. Look back to the family. That's what I want to do. Show me some screwball and some screwed up hillbilly family with a mom who's codependent and drug dependent and hooking up with a bunch of transient alcoholics that beat the crap out of her. And I'm going to show you a guy whose judgment is going to be a little impaired. Show me a guy who smoked a little reefer in high school or college and I'm going to show you the entire god damn country. It's ridiculous. We should go back and take a... if we want to sift through the rubble of someone's life, let's get something done. I don't care who this guy nailed once when he was a sophomore when he was going to Dartmouth. I want to see what his family was like and what went on back then. I want to talk to his fifth-grade school teacher. You want to sift? Let's go back and sift and let's find something out. Let's use it. Let's not just nitpick about what this guy did eight years ago when he did a line of cocaine or hit a weed or he called some sex number or something or he didn't rewind some video before he returned it. I don't give a rat's ass about that. Let's find out what kind of guy this is going to be by looking at his family. I sit here all night. I can tell how someone's going to turn out. I know when someone's been molested, when someone was abused. It's easy and we could easily do it. You look at Clinton and then you hear Clinton denying the allegations and you go listen to this show for a night and then go back and look at his past guilty. Of course. Of course he did it. It's pathology. He can't help it.

1:22:51 Drew No, we're not talking about pot. We're talking about relationship issues.

1:22:56 Adam All right. Anderson's always a day late and a dollar short with that. Speaking of the pot, play it again.

1:23:01 Caller Play it again. There.

1:23:03 Adam That's for you. All right. We're going to take a break. You ready? Please. Thank you. And we'll be back.

1:23:30 Caller It's not hard to swallow. We've got a frog in our throat.

1:23:34 Adam Lick it up.

1:23:35 Caller It's Loveline.

1:23:36 Adam Lindsay Price is our guest. You know her from 90210, Beverly Hills, that is. Wednesday nights on Fox. And the big premiere's coming up tomorrow night. And we'll find out how our camping trip went with Ian, don't call me Ian, Zurich. Seems like a nice guy. I think I've talked to him once.

1:23:57 Caller He said he met you guys.

1:23:59 Adam Yeah, but wait a minute.

1:24:01 Drew I remember. You ever met him?

1:24:02 Adam I don't think he's been on the radio. I don't think he's been on the TV.

1:24:06 Drew No, he's the only one that's, actually all those, that original cast was on the radio show. How many times? Really? Back when the show first started, yeah.

1:24:14 Adam Yeah, I wasn't here though. I'm relatively new. And Drew's much older than I am.

1:24:19 Drew Oh.

1:24:19 Adam Yeah, well you can see that. I don't have to say that. Kyle.

1:24:25 Caller Hi.

1:24:25 Adam Hi, you're 16.

1:24:27 Caller I had a question.

1:24:28 Adam All right.

1:24:29 Caller There's this girl I really like and I really don't know how to ask her out or what to do.

1:24:35 Adam Lindsey, you want to help young Kyle?

1:24:38 Caller Well, how are the lines of communication? Is it someone that you talk to or you have conversations?

1:24:43 Caller Well, no. We go to different schools because I'm in a private school and she is, too.

1:24:49 Caller We're like sister schools.

1:24:52 Adam So you see each other during like football games and things?

1:24:56 Caller Not really because I'm just like usually on the field taking photographs.

1:25:00 Drew Does she know you exist?

1:25:01 Adam How do you see her?

1:25:03 Caller Well, I went to school with her for nine years in grade school.

1:25:06 Adam Okay, so you two are you friends?

1:25:09 Caller Yeah.

1:25:10 Adam Did she display any interest in those nine years?

1:25:15 Caller No, I don't really know.

1:25:17 Adam Do you have a way of getting hold of her?

1:25:20 Caller Yeah.

1:25:21 Adam You have her phone number?

1:25:22 Caller Yeah.

1:25:23 Adam You do?

1:25:23 Caller Yes.

1:25:24 Adam And you didn't acquire it under some sort of a dubious or a sort of creepy fashion? She gave it to you?

1:25:32 Caller No, it's in the roster. I've called her a few times.

1:25:35 Drew She didn't give you the phone number?

1:25:37 Caller No.

1:25:37 Adam Okay, but you have the phone number.

1:25:38 Caller You called her before? Just for random reasons?

1:25:42 Adam Oh, I would love to hear that.

1:25:45 Caller What did she say?

1:25:47 Caller Oh, no, it was like a year ago. Well, I just called up to ask about a friend.

1:25:57 Caller Okay, here's what I learned. You're never gonna know unless you put it out there.

1:26:01 Adam You gotta ask.

1:26:02 Caller You gotta put it out there.

1:26:03 Drew Why do I get a bad feeling about this?

1:26:05 Adam Because he's gonna like start spazzing out in the middle.

1:26:07 Caller No, you just be very honest and cool, but like don't spill everything.

1:26:12 Adam And you're like gonna gulp and stuff. You're gonna like, what's her name?

1:26:16 Caller My name's Kyle.

1:26:17 Adam Yeah, your name's Kyle. What's her name?

1:26:19 Caller Sarah.

1:26:19 Adam Sarah. So you're gonna be like, Hi, Sarah, this is Kyle. You're not gonna do that, are you?

1:26:28 Caller No, I don't think so.

1:26:29 Adam Listen, Kyle.

1:26:30 Caller Yeah.

1:26:31 Adam Here's what I want you to do. You ever heard the theme from Rocky?

1:26:36 Caller Yeah.

1:26:36 Adam Okay. I want you to get hold of that theme from Rocky. And I'm serious. I don't know if you're superstitious or not. All right.

1:26:43 Drew That was a good drop, Adam.

1:26:44 Adam Yes. Anderson's slowly working his way back.

1:26:48 Drew Right on the mark.

1:26:49 Adam To use a boxing analogy, Anderson was on the ropes and I was just about to step in and call the fight because he hadn't returned a punch in a while. He's taking a lot of punishment but all of a sudden he came back to the body, to the head. All right, Kyle, you hear this music? Yes. I want you to go out and find it and I want you to play it. I want you to listen to it real super loud and then I want you to call her up when it's over. I don't want you to dilly dally. I want you to go for the knockout, but not dinner. You go for lunch in no uncertain terms, but you do not beat around the bush. You call her up, you say, Sarah, was it? Yes. Sarah, this is Kyle. How are you doing? Great. Listen, I was thinking this Saturday, how about we go out and grab some lunch? Are you all right with that? Yeah. Either she says yes or no, and if she says no, it's done. And it's all right, it's no big deal. She's a girl, she's used to being asked out. Guys don't realize this when they're 16. Women get asked out a lot.

1:28:01 Drew Right, guys think that they've done something awful. They've intruded on them.

1:28:05 Adam Yeah, it's really weird. They think they're going to totally freak a chick out if they ask them out. Whereas women, they're used to turning guys down, they're used to going out with guys, they're used to being asked out, and it's no big whoop. So, if you ask them out and you do it in such a way where you don't corner them, and you just go, hey, you want to go get some lunch? And they go, and they'll say something nice. Oh, I got a relative coming in town, this whatever. And they won't, you know, if they don't reset it, like, but how about Sunday or next week or something? They just let it go. Let it go. Let it go and move on and it's okay with them, right?

1:28:38 Caller That's good, yeah.

1:28:40 Adam Yeah. You just gotta go, I never did it. Drew, did you ever do that? No. No.

1:28:44 Caller I never got asked out in high school.

1:28:46 Adam You didn't? Why not?

1:28:48 Caller I don't know.

1:28:49 Adam Guys, did guys know you're on TV and they were like intimidated?

1:28:53 Caller There was that and I had an older brother who was like a big shot, you know. Oh, really?

1:28:58 Adam Yes, I didn't want to mess with him either. All right, all right. How you doing now? You going on dates?

1:29:04 Caller Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.

1:29:06 Adam You all right?

1:29:06 Caller I'm okay.

1:29:07 Caller Yeah.

1:29:08 Adam Who you into more, me or Drew? Seriously.

1:29:11 Caller Definitely you.

1:29:13 Adam Yeah. If you had to go on a date with one of us?

1:29:15 Caller It would be you.

1:29:16 Adam All right, good. Chuck? Yeah. You're 20, you hear that?

1:29:19 Caller Yeah.

1:29:20 Adam That's right. All right, what's going on?

1:29:24 Caller Okay, my aunt told me something about the norplant system had some kind of a lawsuit against it. I don't know if you guys have heard anything about it or.

1:29:36 Drew I'm not familiar with in regards to what?

1:29:39 Caller That's what I was wondering. She said something about she heard it on the news.

1:29:44 Drew Well, pretty much any medications has had lawsuits. I don't love it. So I don't know. Is your wife, your wife has the norplant?

1:29:52 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:29:53 Drew Is she having some problem with it?

1:29:55 Caller No, that's what we were wondering. And what kind of a thing should we look out for?

1:29:59 Drew If she's not having a problem with it, why would you want to get involved in a suit?

1:30:03 Adam Because he's white trash. Listen, Chuck, I've heard a lot about this from doing this show. We've never heard about any difficulties. Sometimes there's a little whatever, putting it in or they migrate or something, but no one's ever died from this thing. So don't worry about it. Your wife's got it. She's fine with it. Everything's good.

1:30:23 Drew You're not having a good, that's very good.

1:30:25 Adam Don't get involved with this suit. All right, let's see if we can pile, throw, call her to, wait, hold on a second. Where were we? Veronica?

1:30:33 Caller Yeah.

1:30:34 Adam You're 13.

1:30:35 Caller Yeah.

1:30:35 Adam You get anxiety attacks and you vomit when you get nervous.

1:30:39 Caller Yeah.

1:30:40 Drew How often does this happen?

1:30:42 Caller A few times a week. If something comes up, like first day of school, like my birthday, I'll turn really pale and I'll get nervous and I'll excite myself and then I'll get a stomach ache and then I'll totally blow it for myself and I won't be able to go to the place or whatever.

1:31:00 Adam Is this from being traumatized or something?

1:31:03 Drew She's so anxious. I mean she's very, very anxious and she's so anxious she vomits.

1:31:07 Caller Yeah, yeah. I mean it's like an ongoing thing and I take like just a vitamin called Carvacava.

1:31:14 Drew Yeah.

1:31:15 Caller It relaxes me but it doesn't really help like the stomach ache and everything.

1:31:21 Drew Have you seen a doctor?

1:31:21 Caller Right now I'm shaking.

1:31:23 Adam Oh, that's alright.

1:31:24 Drew Yeah. You want to see a doctor because there are medical conditions that can need to be ruled out. That can really this things on top of these things like thyroid conditions or this adrenal problems that can cause these sorts of things.

1:31:38 Adam All right.

1:31:39 Drew Need to be ruled out.

1:31:39 Adam All right. We need to take a break and we'll be right back.

1:31:43 I feel so liquidy.

1:31:45 Drew Really?

1:31:46 Caller You're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:31:50 Loveline, I'll be right back.

1:32:03 Caller Man turns animal for the erotic pleasures of women.

1:32:08 Caller It's Loveline.

1:32:15 Adam Hey, hey, alright, well, there you go. Another successful show in the bag, even though I had some difficulty saying successful. Lindsey, thank you very much.

1:32:26 Caller Thank you.

1:32:26 Adam It was a pleasure to have you again. I think we had her on the TV show last. And Beverly Hills, 90210, 10th season. Tomorrow night is the big premiere. 8 o'clock, Kitty. So watch that. Then you watch the man show and you tune in to Love Line. Actually, you tune in to Love Line while you're watching the man show, right?

1:32:42 Caller Yeah.

1:32:43 Adam So until next time, this Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:32:49 Caller This has been Love Line. The views expressed on Love Line are not necessarily those of the staff, the management or the sponsors of this radio station. They're probably not the views of Westwood One Entertainment. Love Line is produced by Anne Wilkins Engel. Now, please listen to this station longer.

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