Episode 1000754887787

0:05 Voiceover Welcome to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

0:09 Voiceover Would you sleep with sick women?

0:11 Voiceover I may be pregnant, but I'm still a man.

0:13 Voiceover Spank the unruly ones.

0:15 Voiceover It's indecent, it's vulgar, it's blasphemous.

0:18 I'm gonna write you that you can't stand up.

0:20 Voiceover Come on, come on, let's go down.

0:22 Voiceover All right, all right, keep your shirt on.

0:24 Voiceover Loveline's meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listen, her discretion is advised. Here's Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.

0:41 Adam It's that coveted 18 to 34 thing that everyone's looking for now, and that's where it seems to be doing the best. And this is, so it came out end of August.

0:53 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

0:53 Adam So where are we? Like our third episode coming up?

0:56 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, Monday will be the third episode. Monday night at nine.

1:00 Adam And who else do you work with on this?

1:04 Marissa Ribisi It's with Jaleel White and Dave Ruby.

1:08 Adam Urkel, of course. Drew, you knew that, right?

1:10 Drew Of course, of course.

1:11 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

1:11 Adam Jaleel is, why does everyone grow up? I know this sounds cliche, but so fast on TV?

1:17 Marissa Ribisi I know.

1:18 Adam I mean, like, I looked the same as I did when Jaleel hit the air, is this 11-year-old, you know, sort of, Adam's, oversized Adam's apple neighbor guy. And now, how big is he?

1:31 Marissa Ribisi Well, he's like six feet tall now. But that's the major growing stage, you know. He grew up on that show and he couldn't even play Urkel anymore.

1:40 Adam It was funny because he was having to, like, you know how everything gets sad at the end? Like, whenever you make a character choice, whether it's Pee Wee Herman or Urkel or Lenny and Squiggy or Ellie May from, you know, the Beverly Hillbillies or something, it always gets a little sad toward the end. It was real funny at the beginning. And then at the end, it's like his voice has changed.

2:04 Marissa Ribisi He's six foot one, he's 205, you know, and he's like, I guess it's still worse because he became like the star of that show, you know?

2:14 Adam I know, but it was it was so sort of strenuous at the end.

2:19 Marissa Ribisi Yeah. And they canceled it or it ended and now he has a new show.

2:23 Adam Yeah. I think after I'm trying to think, I think they cancel they cancel shows like in the first like three to four seasons. But once you make it like nine seasons, they end.

2:34 Marissa Ribisi They end. Right.

2:35 Adam They no longer can be canceled. It's like, hey, F you. We've been on 11 years. We're canceled. We're ending the show.

2:43 Marissa Ribisi Well, I think you sign like a seven year contract and then they'll you know, either another network will pick it up or something like that.

2:51 Adam That show was just on 15 networks at 15 time slots, eight days a week. It was it was an Urkel orgy every time I turned the TV on.

3:01 Marissa Ribisi Okay.

3:02 Adam All right. But enough about Urkel. So grownups and he's a fine actor. Let's he's broken away from the Urkel.

3:09 Marissa Ribisi He is a character. He plays.

3:10 Adam That's right.

3:10 Marissa Ribisi He's actually really hilarious.

3:12 Adam That's right. And Marissa's brother is what the hell is his name? Where the hell is that? He was on. He's done. What the hell is that?

3:23 Marissa Ribisi Giovanni.

3:23 Adam Giovanni.

3:24 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

3:25 Adam Now, Giovanni has done a whole bunch of movies. But not only that, a lot of you may remember him as the husband of the goofy chick on Friends who wanted to get pregnant.

3:38 Marissa Ribisi No, no, not the husband, the brother.

3:40 Adam Yeah, but he was she was the husband. He was married.

3:43 Marissa Ribisi He was married to an older woman.

3:45 Adam Right.

3:45 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

3:46 Adam Well, the husband, he well, he was a husband and a brother.

3:49 Marissa Ribisi But he was a husband. Well, he was mainly a brother. Of whom? Phoebe.

3:52 Adam Phoebe.

3:53 Marissa Ribisi Lisa Kudra.

3:54 Adam Right. But he I know who he is. I just I may not have worded it just right.

3:59 Marissa Ribisi But the point is, it's a busy schedule, right? You don't you don't get out much.

4:03 Adam My hand hurts. He was trying to have a baby and he couldn't have a baby with his older goofy wife. So Phoebe decided to get pregnant for him. And he's really he's really a wonderful actor, this guy, because he does these far out wild comedic roles. And then he does these real serious roles.

4:22 Marissa Ribisi Yeah. He just likes to do different things, I guess.

4:25 Adam Yeah. Get him on the show. I know he's shy, but you tell him to get over it. And listen, this whole like actor business, like, hey, I'm really shy. I look, stay home if you're shy. I mean, don't act.

4:36 Marissa Ribisi He does.

4:37 Adam Yeah, but he's acting for a living. Come on. He can't be that shy.

4:40 Marissa Ribisi Different in front of a camera.

4:42 Adam A camera, a live audience. I mean, you're on Friends, for Christ's sake, on a reoccurring role. And he was on for like a whole season, right?

4:49 Drew Look at the torture he went through.

4:50 Marissa Ribisi You know, a couple seasons. I mean, you know, on and off.

4:54 Adam Yeah, but for quite some time. I mean, it's in every episode for a while.

4:57 Marissa Ribisi We had to do press in Japan and we had to do lots of interviews. And he was shy. You know, he'd talk about the characters and stuff, but it's kind of painful, you know?

5:07 Adam I understand. I know.

5:08 Drew I know. Adam is that way too. I can tell. It took a long time to drag him out.

5:12 Adam I'm tortured myself. Erica. No, I'm just not talented enough to be tortured. You're 20.

5:19 Caller Yeah.

5:19 Adam What's going on?

5:22 Caller Well, I'm having problems like coming to a point of orgasm.

5:27 Yeah.

5:28 Caller I've been with the same guy for a year and a half and nothing's changed with him. Everything is completely normal. But for the past two weeks, it's taken me three times as long to have an orgasm.

5:44 Adam But you're having one.

5:45 Caller Yeah.

5:46 Drew How long is three times as long?

5:47 Caller I'm talking from two minutes to 10 to 15 minutes.

5:52 Drew Oh, humanity. Wow.

5:53 Marissa Ribisi Are you tired?

5:56 Caller Well, I did just start back to college for the first time in a couple of years.

6:00 Drew Do you have any medication?

6:02 Caller No, I don't take any medicine.

6:03 Drew No birth control pills, anything like that? Nothing.

6:07 Adam Two minutes, though, in the past.

6:08 Caller What's that?

6:09 Marissa Ribisi Two minutes?

6:12 Caller Well, yeah.

6:13 Adam That's pretty good.

6:14 Caller Yeah. Yeah. Really good. And, you know.

6:18 Marissa Ribisi But in the beginning, it was OK, right?

6:21 Caller Really good for like, you know, ever since like whenever I began.

6:25 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

6:25 Adam But is it a good thing to have an orgasm in two minutes? Well, don't you want to savor it?

6:31 Marissa Ribisi You can have another one.

6:32 Adam Can you have another one?

6:35 Caller Well, I don't know exactly time it, but that's just like a ratio, you know.

6:40 Adam OK, listen.

6:41 Marissa Ribisi Ratio what?

6:42 Adam Hold on a second. I'm sorry to have to start yelling at our listeners already. But listen, screwball, is it a good? They never answer my question. It drives me insane. It drives me insane. Is it good to have an orgasm in two minutes? Did you like that?

6:56 Caller Yeah, that's that's what I love. And that's what I'm like looking to come to again.

7:01 Adam And is it because you could then have another orgasm two minutes later?

7:06 Caller Usually I wouldn't, but it's just.

7:08 Adam But why is it so good?

7:10 Drew That's all right. It's just what she likes. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

7:12 Adam No, I'm pissed off.

7:13 Marissa Ribisi No, I kind of know what she means.

7:14 Adam Why is it good to have an orgasm in two minutes?

7:16 Drew Why is it bad?

7:17 Adam And not have another orgasm?

7:19 Marissa Ribisi But it's, and then, but also during your not as turned on, right? I mean, during the ten minutes, during the longer ones lately?

7:26 Caller Yeah, like, well, well, I thought maybe it was, it had something to do with like, maybe I'm just not in the mood to have sex. Maybe I'm too tired.

7:34 Drew Is it the same guy? Yes.

7:36 Caller Um, last night I decided to masturbate and it took like so long. Like it was so frustrating. I like quit twice in between. And I was like, oh my God, I have to just this over with. You know, like you have to, you know, you can't start something in the nuts. You know, finish it, so.

7:55 Marissa Ribisi Oh, okay.

7:56 Drew Yeah. Well, listen, there are possibilities. One is that there's some medical problem, thyroid condition, God knows what, going on in some change in your auditory cycle. Two is that this is just plain old stress and you're tired. Three is something's wrong in the relationship. Four is maybe you're a little depressed. Lots of possibilities.

8:10 Adam Five, who cares?

8:11 Drew By large, gonna pass. I think it's just gonna go away.

8:13 Marissa Ribisi And four plays good. Get, you know, before you do it.

8:16 Drew What did you say?

8:17 Adam I still don't, okay. She only has one. It comes in two minutes. Now she has one. It comes in 15 minutes. And that's upsetting. And I don't believe we got everything out of her.

8:27 Marissa Ribisi I don't think it's about the time though, actually. It's more about the being turned on.

8:30 Adam Yeah, she's not, she's not, her juices aren't flowing. Right. And that's fine.

8:34 Drew We didn't ask how long it's been going. It's probably been happening for three days.

8:37 Adam Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Keep moving forward.

8:42 Drew D'Andre?

8:43 Caller Yeah. Hey, what's up, you guys?

8:44 Adam D'Andre?

8:45 Marissa Ribisi D'Andre.

8:47 Caller Yeah, that's it.

8:47 Adam Is that the name?

8:48 Caller Yeah. All right. Hey, what's up with the lava lamps and cock rings, man? Oh, no.

8:53 Marissa Ribisi The what? Okay.

8:55 Drew Adam?

8:55 Adam I'm opening a store at a mall, a specialty store. I guess they call them boutique type stores. It's going to be called, what's going to be called, Drew?

9:03 Drew Simply.

9:04 Adam Simply lava lamps and cock rings. Is that, do we agree on simply or nothing?

9:14 Drew Simply, yeah.

9:15 Adam Yeah, simply. Simply lava lamps and cock rings. And I'm looking for distributors right now. I'm looking for people who want to franchise these things, you know?

9:24 Caller Well, let me know when you guys are, you know, accepting applications for employment.

9:28 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Well, we, we, we, I'm not going to hire guys. That's a little creepy. Yeah. I mean, I'll have them in the back stocking the lava lamps and the cock rings, but at the counter, it's just going to be beautiful young women.

9:41 Drew Dressed in the hot dog on the stick outfits.

9:43 Adam Yeah, those outfits, yeah. That's good.

9:45 Caller I can just jack free cock rings then.

9:48 Drew There we go.

9:49 Adam Yeah, he's working jack and cock ring right into the same sentence.

9:53 Caller Here's my problem. I live in La Cunha, and there's a lot of wealthy people where I live, and there's this girl that I babysit down the street, and she's 14 years old. Lately, in the past three weeks, she's been trying to do sexual stuff with me. On the last time, I was watching a movie, and I started to fall asleep, and I woke up, and I caught her trying to unzip my pants and stuff, and there's been several cases where she tried to take off her clothes, or she tried to get on top of me and stuff, and I'm scared to tell her parents because I'm afraid her parents are gonna fire me or something, because they're paying me $10 an hour, and I work five hours.

10:34 Adam I mean, what is up with this babysitting? It's like a dollar an hour.

10:38 Marissa Ribisi But have you tried to tell her to stop?

10:40 Drew That was also all the Count Chocolake you could eat.

10:42 Adam That's right, $70 an hour worth of food, but be that as it may. Yeah, did you talk to her?

10:49 Caller Well, like, not only did I talk to her, but sometimes I have to, like, wrestle her off of me and stuff. And I'm, like, scared to tell her parents because, like...

10:56 Adam Well, wait, you're wrestling her off of you?

10:59 Caller Because she, like, she thinks it's a joke or something.

11:02 Adam Okay, here's what you do. Now, here's what I would do. I would probably just drop the gig. Yeah. You know, here's how it works.

11:10 Drew It's pretty dangerous.

11:11 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, I would not go there.

11:13 Adam It's not worth the 42 bucks you make that night or whatever it is. Yeah, here's the way it works. They call you on a Tuesday. They say, hey, this Saturday, we got some tickets to the opera. Can you babysit? And you say, bad luck. I'm going out of town camping with my cousin. And you just keep avoiding.

11:32 Marissa Ribisi But wait, are you attracted to her?

11:34 Adam Where is it? I hung up. I put him on hold because his line is so bad.

11:38 Marissa Ribisi Are you attracted to her?

11:40 Adam No, no, he'd do something.

11:41 Marissa Ribisi And you're 17?

11:42 Drew Oh boy, Adam, you think so?

11:45 Caller I'm sorry?

11:46 Adam Our listeners?

11:47 Caller Yeah.

11:47 Adam If she was like some really hot 14 year old with a body and everything, hell yes, he would have done something to her.

11:53 Caller She has the body she likes, fully developed and everything.

11:55 Adam But yeah, but you don't like her.

11:57 Marissa Ribisi Just stay away though, please.

11:59 Caller And I've been like babysitting her for like, you know, a while now.

12:01 Marissa Ribisi More than babysitting?

12:03 Adam That's a little, yeah. And listen, folks, parents, don't get a 17 year old man to come and watch the kiddies.

12:12 Marissa Ribisi And 14, can't you be alone at 14?

12:15 Adam I kind of think you can.

12:17 Marissa Ribisi Why not a girl? I don't get it.

12:19 Drew A male.

12:19 Adam Oh, I'm just, I'm gonna hire.

12:22 Marissa Ribisi Maybe the parents want it going.

12:23 Drew Adam, let's get some eunuchs.

12:25 Adam I, that's who I'm gonna hire. I know, you know, I'm gonna hire, what was Opie's grandma's name from Aunt B? Aunt B. Aunt B. That's what I'm talking about. Like a bonnet and a purse.

12:37 Marissa Ribisi No, then the kids are miserable.

12:39 Adam You don't even trust Aunt B?

12:41 No.

12:42 Marissa Ribisi You don't trust Aunt B?

12:43 Drew No, I've still put a video camera.

12:48 Adam What are you gonna hire? Some eunuch?

12:50 Yeah.

12:51 Drew Right from the Emperor's intersanguine. All right. All right.

12:54 Adam We gotta start breeding eunuchs now or how's that work?

12:57 Drew Yeah, yeah.

12:58 Adam All right. Okay, so anyway, get out of the deal. But here's what I would do as well. If you wanted to keep the gig, DeAndre. I would say the next time she jumps on me, if you do any of this, any shenanigans again, and you know what I'm talking about, I swear to Christ I will tell your parents as soon as they walk in the door. I will tell them everything. So if you do it again, I'll tell them. That's it. It's in your power.

13:27 Drew You know what though, it's such a crazy situation.

13:29 Adam And if she does it again, just don't come back.

13:31 Drew Yeah, don't come back.

13:32 Marissa Ribisi It's too crazy.

13:33 Adam But you can settle kids down that way, by the way, by threatening-

13:38 Drew Not crazy ones. Really crazy ones will up the ante.

13:42 Marissa Ribisi Get a new job. You can find another job that probably pays more.

13:45 Adam No, you can't. He's 17.

13:47 Drew That's a nice McDonald's in Lafayette. There is a nice one.

13:49 Adam He's saying 10 bucks an hour under the table. Allie?

13:53 Yes?

13:54 Adam You're 18.

13:55 Caller That's me.

13:56 Adam What's going on?

13:56 Caller Hi, Allie.

13:57 Caller Well, okay, I'm dating a 42-year-old.

14:01 Caller Uh-oh.

14:02 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

14:07 Caller Well, okay, just so you don't know, I met him on the Internet, but just so you don't think this is a freak thing, I've always attracted older guys.

14:15 Caller Yeah.

14:15 Adam Yeah. Listen, all 17- and 18-year-olds attract older guys. The question is, why are you attracted to them?

14:22 Drew Why do you go for that?

14:23 Caller I don't know.

14:25 Adam Well, okay.

14:25 Drew How aware are you of your dad?

14:27 Marissa Ribisi I mean, I can understand it, though. In a way.

14:30 Drew Explain.

14:31 Marissa Ribisi Well, it's the sort of the power and the...

14:34 Drew Yeah, but why do you need that? You know what I mean? That means the verse is all about that symbolism.

14:39 Marissa Ribisi But it's the knowledge. You know, as opposed to being with a guy her age, 18 years old, the guy's been around the block. I know. You know, it is ridiculous.

14:51 Drew But listen, it is. And you're absolutely right. It is all about the power. And it's all built on a primitive fantasy that she needs that power in order to be okay with herself. And that takes away from the reality of the relationship. So they're just this dance built on this old stuff.

15:04 Marissa Ribisi It's also dangerous. It's kind of dangerous.

15:07 Drew Well, the guy's what's flawed. The guy's the problem.

15:09 Adam Of course. Let's gamble on when dad left. All right? Let's just pick a time. Or you can go dad's still around. You got any money? Come on, baby.

15:21 Marissa Ribisi I do.

15:22 Adam This is the 90s.

15:23 Marissa Ribisi How much?

15:24 Caller Dollar.

15:26 Marissa Ribisi Only a dollar.

15:28 Adam Jesus Christ. I gave some kid 10 bucks today at a falafel stand.

15:33 Caller Why? A falafel?

15:36 Adam I just want to be a big shot. I was sitting there at a falafel. You know what I like about going to falafels?

15:43 Marissa Ribisi I have three bucks here.

15:44 Adam The food is good, but OK, I'm going to need one of those dollars. But the Middle Eastern folks, very abusive in terms of service. I'm like, when's the last time you heard one of these guys say, thank you, come again. He's like, what do you need?

16:00 Marissa Ribisi All right, I want to know, what's your big bet?

16:02 Adam Oh, it's my big bet?

16:03 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, let's do the big bet.

16:05 Adam All right, hold on, I'm in the middle of my falafel store here, baby. Now you write a gamble, all of a sudden you got a gambling problem.

16:11 Did you buy a falafel too?

16:13 Adam I bought a falafel, a couple of punk kids next to me.

16:16 Marissa Ribisi You bought them falafel too?

16:17 Adam They were broke. I said, kids, help yourself.

16:20 Marissa Ribisi Oh, that was nice.

16:21 Adam Yeah. What the hell, made me feel good. All right, where's my dollar? Don't I need a dollar? Can you put another one in for me? Okay, let's pick an age where Allie's dad left or went to prison or got killed or got divorced. When she, when he moved out of the house? You want to go first, Drew?

16:42 Drew Four.

16:43 Adam Four?

16:45 Drew And by the way, it may not be, he checked out in some way.

16:49 Adam Okay.

16:49 Drew He started drinking, something.

16:51 Adam He started working 85 hours a week or something. Marissa, you can go with us still around. Everything's fine. You don't, you know, she could just like older guys.

17:00 Marissa Ribisi I'm going to, I'm going to say that I don't think that it has much to do with that.

17:04 Adam Okay. So you're saying my little dad's around.

17:07 Marissa Ribisi Yeah. Maybe dad's around.

17:09 Adam She has no beef with dad in her life. No problem. Hey, see, Drew, so you can't go move down, you know, never know, knew her dad because she has to bond with him a little before he, before he takes off. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going seven.

17:24 Drew And you could make the case that he was around that, you know, late thirties or something. So where would that put her about seven?

17:30 Marissa Ribisi I want to know if she's actually sexual at this point.

17:32 Adam I'm going seven.

17:32 Drew Okay.

17:33 Adam Oh yeah, she is. Allie?

17:35 Caller Yeah.

17:36 Adam Okay. Where's your dad?

17:37 Caller Okay. My dad is still around. But the thing is, I mean, recently he's been working a lot, but I can't remember much of my childhood.

17:50 Drew How come?

17:51 Caller I don't know. I just don't remember anything from like ten under, except for like little itsy bitsy bits and pieces.

17:59 Drew And what do you remember in those bits and pieces?

18:01 Caller Things like a daycare or that's pretty much all I remember is like one incident at a daycare or getting a shot. And that's all I remember. I don't remember much of anything about my childhood.

18:16 Drew Don't you think that's a little peculiar?

18:17 Caller Yeah, I do. And it's actually just come up in this past week that I don't remember much about my childhood.

18:22 Adam Well, especially-

18:23 Marissa Ribisi Do you have brothers and sisters?

18:25 Caller No, I don't. I'm adopted.

18:27 Drew Adopted? How old when you're adopted?

18:31 Caller Little, little, little baby.

18:33 Drew How old?

18:35 Caller Newborn to six months.

18:37 Drew Well, it's a big difference.

18:39 Adam It is?

18:40 Drew Huge.

18:40 Adam Well, between what?

18:41 Drew Newborn in six months.

18:42 Adam It is?

18:43 Caller I don't know my actual-

18:44 Adam Don't give me that puss every time I ask a question, Drew.

18:48 Drew You don't know the age when you were adopted?

18:50 Caller No, I don't.

18:50 Drew And what was up with your biological parents?

18:53 Caller I know my mother was 18. My dad, I don't know anything about.

18:57 Drew Okay. And what was your life like in your home with your adopted parents?

19:02 Caller See, I don't remember.

19:03 Drew And what do you think?

19:05 Caller What's your, what's your, well, my mother actually gave me up. Oh, here we go. I remember when I was adopted. My mother gave me up for adoption at the time of my birth. My father didn't sign over his rights until like a month later.

19:22 Adam But it's interesting because you're 18 years old and you're not remembering your childhood before 10, which is a few years ago in the nineties.

19:31 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, right.

19:32 Adam You know what I mean?

19:33 Caller Yeah.

19:34 Adam That's not like you're in your fifties and we're having to, you know, you went through a couple of wars or something.

19:39 Marissa Ribisi This is elementary school and stuff like that.

19:42 Caller I remember a little bit, but not much.

19:45 Adam Do you think you were usually this means someone was traumatized in some way?

19:50 Caller Oh, yeah.

19:50 Adam Do you feel that does that ring a bell?

19:56 Caller Not that I know. I really I don't remember.

19:59 Adam What's your dad do for a living?

20:01 Caller He works for Bell South.

20:03 Adam Aha. He said Bell North or East or West. That would have been a completely different story, but Bell South.

20:10 Marissa Ribisi We're onto something here, guys.

20:12 Adam Bell South.

20:13 Drew Does your mom work too?

20:15 Caller Well, she used to be a teacher. She's retired now.

20:20 Adam And does your dad drink?

20:22 Caller No, not that I know of.

20:23 Adam And your mom doesn't drink?

20:25 Caller Nope.

20:26 Adam And you just can't remember anything before 10?

20:29 Caller Not much.

20:30 Adam And do you have any weird uncles or cousins? Do you have any reason to?

20:36 Marissa Ribisi What does this 40-year-old man do?

20:37 Drew Actually, what?

20:38 Caller Actually, I'm the weird one in the family.

20:40 Drew In what way?

20:41 Caller Well, all right, my family's southern plantation people, real deep south people.

20:47 Drew Yeah.

20:47 Caller Like Thomasville, Georgia type people.

20:49 Drew Yeah.

20:50 Caller And I'm not at all. I grew up around southern Baptist people and I'm pretty much a pagan. So I'm kind of like the family freak, Joe.

21:06 Marissa Ribisi She's in your breaking out now.

21:08 Adam No kidding. So you're having sex with this 42-year-old guy?

21:12 Marissa Ribisi I have, yes.

21:13 Adam How's that?

21:14 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

21:14 Adam You scared you're gonna kill him?

21:16 Drew Marissa asked the question, what does he do for a living? Yeah.

21:19 Caller He works for Dew Power.

21:21 Marissa Ribisi Dew Power.

21:22 Drew Well, it's hard to work with nothing. You know what I mean? We got nothing here.

21:27 Adam Well, there's a big something, but it's so big we can't see around it.

21:31 Marissa Ribisi I mean, it is, but what's the problem? I mean, if it's going okay and you guys are getting on, it's not illegal. No, barely.

21:40 Caller Well, we met when I was 16.

21:42 Yeah.

21:43 Adam Well, yeah, but let's be fair, he was 40 at the time.

21:46 Marissa Ribisi You guys have been together for two years then?

21:49 Caller Yes.

21:49 Adam All right. Match made in heaven. He'll die of prostate cancer in another four years, and you'll outlive him by 125 years.

21:58 Marissa Ribisi So he's older. That's the big thing.

22:00 Caller Well, actually, I mean, I know it's not a realistic relationship.

22:04 Drew All right, good. That's it, fine.

22:05 Adam You're healthy.

22:06 Drew Okay, good.

22:07 Adam He treats you all right?

22:08 Caller Yeah, he does. He does.

22:11 Adam He doesn't hit you with his cane or throw his teeth at you or do anything like that?

22:15 Caller Oh, no, he doesn't.

22:16 Drew Yeah, I'm turning 41 a couple of days.

22:17 You're watching?

22:18 Adam That's why I worked it in. All right, let's take a break. Let's give Marissa the money. I bet she was adopted, which is in a way the ultimate both-parents-leaving kind of thing.

22:30 Drew I bet she was actually adopted when she was like four. I bet you.

22:34 Marissa Ribisi So I get the $3?

22:35 Adam She said she won.

22:36 Drew The $1, really, because Adam shows you a dollar.

22:38 Marissa Ribisi Thanks.

22:39 Adam Well, I'll just go ahead and plug Grown Ups.

22:42 Marissa Ribisi Okay.

22:43 Adam That's UPN Monday night at 9 o'clock.

22:45 Marissa Ribisi But also, I wrote a movie that's coming out on Tuesday.

22:47 Adam Some Girls, right? Or Some Girl. There was a movie called Some Girls, I think, with Patrick Dempsey in it.

22:52 Marissa Ribisi Right, so we had to call it Some Girl.

22:54 Adam Right, okay. We'll get to that.

22:56 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

22:56 Adam Yeah, well, we got to take a break.

22:58 Marissa Ribisi Oh, let's take a break.

22:59 Adam We'll take a little break, then we'll get to that. Hey, The Man Show is on tonight, right? That's right. That's my other gig. That's my good show. You know how, you know, like, when there's twins, one of them's evil, and one of them's sweet as sugar? The Man Show, that's the sweet one. Whatever. That's the good one. The evil one is Loveline. That's Comedy Central. It's on right now. Yeah. All right, we'll take a little break, and then we'll come back.

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24:02 Loveline will be back in a minute.

24:13 Caller We're not keeping you up, are we?

24:15 Caller I'm pitching a tent.

24:17 Caller Oh, that's good. It's Loveline.

24:29 Adam Nathan, it is the Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Marissa Ribisi is here tonight. I'm good. Want some cake? Honey, have some cake. Look at you. You're emaciated. Have some cake. She's doing a few shows. She's doing one called Grown Ups. And that's on UPN. That's Monday nights at 9 o'clock. And she also co-wrote a movie and is starring in it. Am I right?

25:01 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, my brother's in it.

25:03 Adam It's called Some Girl. And Giovanni Ribisi is her brother, who's a very talented actor, you know, from Saving Private Ryan and Friends. And he's just he's been in a whole. He was in The Mod Squad, right?

25:16 Marissa Ribisi The Mod Squad. The Other Sister, which is a fabulous movie.

25:20 Adam Yeah, I didn't see it, but I heard it was good.

25:22 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, it was great.

25:23 Adam And The Mod Squad, which.

25:25 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, well, whatever.

25:26 Adam Went the way I'm a Cale's naming. But they'll keep them coming. Don't worry. Once Hollywood has a proven recipe for failure, they'll keep them coming. That's the beauty of it. But anyway, Michael Rappaport is in it, who's done a whole bunch of movies, I guess, saw him first as. What the hell movie?

25:50 Marissa Ribisi Zebra Head. He was in Zebra Head. In The Mighty Aphrodite, right?

25:54 Adam Right. And who also plays a cop in Friends, or who has played a cop in Friends.

26:01 Marissa Ribisi He was on Friends, too. And Adam Goldberg is also in Some Girls. And he was on Friends.

26:07 Adam And he was in Saving Private Ryan.

26:08 Marissa Ribisi In Saving Private Ryan.

26:09 Drew On our baseball team.

26:12 Adam Oh, yes. Adam Goldberg was on. God, he looks stoned out there in that field. Juliet Lewis is in this, too, by the way. Which is. Now, so this is a movie you wrote.

26:24 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, I wrote it with my good friend, Bree Schaefer.

26:27 Adam That's great.

26:28 Marissa Ribisi Yeah. And we went to the LA Film Festival and won an award there. And now it's coming out, the Lemleys in Santa Monica, Tuesday.

26:39 Adam That's right.

26:39 Marissa Ribisi The seventh, I think that is.

26:40 Adam Seventh, eighth, and ninth.

26:42 Marissa Ribisi And then it'll be at Blockbuster.

26:44 Adam How does that work?

26:46 Marissa Ribisi You know, I don't really know, but it works like that.

26:49 Adam But it's like, hey, there's some pretty decent size stars in this movie. A lot of young people, some up and coming, but some who have been around for a little while.

26:59 Marissa Ribisi I know.

26:59 Adam And you won an award.

27:02 Marissa Ribisi I know the film is actually not bad. It's like a good movie.

27:06 Adam Why not just release the thing?

27:08 Marissa Ribisi So they kind of are. They're releasing it in small little way. And then, I don't know, Independence is going into a whole new thing now, the way they're buying and selling and all that stuff.

27:20 Adam All right. So you can see it at the Lemley or is it called the Lemmy?

27:25 Marissa Ribisi Lemley.

27:26 Adam It's Lemley, right?

27:27 Marissa Ribisi Four Plaques in Santa Monica.

27:29 Adam Oh, I see. That's a name. I thought that was a name. All right. Where the hell are we? Lemmy was the name of the singer from Motorhead, I think. It was a different theater. Nick?

27:39 Caller Yeah, hello?

27:40 Adam You're 16.

27:41 Marissa Ribisi Nick, you're 16, man.

27:43 Adam What is up with you?

27:45 Caller Well, my, I'm absolutely infatuated with this girl. And she's kind of my cousin, but like not a blood relative.

27:55 Drew And Nick is somebody who got to me through drdrew.com, right?

27:58 Adam Yeah.

27:58 Drew Is that you?

27:59 Caller Yeah, Sarah Beer.

28:00 Drew Right, okay.

28:01 Caller I'm sending it to you.

28:03 Adam So is that really your cousin is just one of those people you think is your cousin growing up?

28:08 Caller No, she's like not a blood relative. She's like my aunt's niece, sort of.

28:14 Drew Say it again, Adam.

28:15 Adam So she's not really your cousin. She's just one of those people you think is your cousin growing up.

28:20 Caller Yeah.

28:20 Drew She's just like your uncle.

28:21 Adam No, she's not my cousin. Our listeners are so goddamn stupid. They drive me nuts.

28:26 Marissa Ribisi No, wait, she's not blood related, but she's your cousin. Yeah.

28:30 Drew She just calls her his cousin.

28:32 Marissa Ribisi Okay.

28:33 Drew Just like you have somebody named your uncle is not really your uncle.

28:35 Adam It's like black guys call each other brother.

28:37 Marissa Ribisi Brother, right.

28:37 Adam Yeah.

28:38 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

28:39 Drew Well, how do you get so obsessed with her?

28:41 Adam What?

28:41 Drew How do you get so obsessed with her?

28:43 She's just beautiful enough.

28:44 Adam Okay. Well, ask her out on a date.

28:48 Marissa Ribisi Does she give you attention?

28:50 Caller When I see her, I don't see her that often.

28:53 Drew Have you ever tried asking her out?

28:55 Caller No, because my uncle married her aunt, but this was like before I met her.

29:04 Drew So you're afraid that because she's a relative now, it wouldn't be right for you to go out with her? Have you asked your parents about that?

29:11 Caller No, they're dead.

29:13 Drew They're dead? Well, this is why you're getting obsessed with stuff.

29:16 Adam What happened to your parents?

29:18 Caller Maybe they were killed in a motorcycle accident, like a long time ago.

29:21 Drew My God, who raised you?

29:23 Caller My grandparents.

29:24 Adam Oh, boy.

29:24 Drew Are things okay with your grandparents?

29:27 Caller I haven't talked to them about it.

29:29 Drew I won't discuss with them, but you're...

29:30 Adam Well, what are you going to do? Talk into his horn about this? Some chick you're excited about?

29:35 Drew It's one of our listeners. Grandparents may be 38. So...

29:39 Adam Oh, please, Drew. How old are your grandparents?

29:43 Caller Like, 75.

29:44 Adam Okay. Hey, Nick.

29:47 Caller Yeah?

29:47 Adam How close to you does she live?

29:51 Caller Pretty far, like 35 miles.

29:55 Adam 35 miles. Do you have any kind of transportation?

29:58 Got a car.

29:59 Marissa Ribisi Do you guys talk on the phone?

30:00 Adam A car?

30:01 Caller Yeah.

30:01 Adam Okay. All right.

30:03 Marissa Ribisi Do you talk on the phone and stuff?

30:05 Caller Um, not very often.

30:08 Adam Okay. Hey, Nick?

30:10 Caller Yeah?

30:10 Adam I know you're a little depressed. I'm ready to kill myself now, too. I don't know what your deal is. There's this chick. You like her. You've known her your whole life. She doesn't live that far away. Well, you have her phone number. Why don't you just call her up and ask her she wants to go out to lunch?

30:25 Caller That's not why I originally called you.

30:27 Adam Oh, okay.

30:28 Caller An older 21-year-old cousin left with her, and I just found out. And at first I was like, cool, you're a man. But now I can't get it out of my head. I'm obsessed and I can't stop thinking about it. And now I'm all pissed at him.

30:41 Adam This is your older cousin? Yeah. Who's not really her cousin either?

30:44 Marissa Ribisi And he knew you liked her?

30:47 Caller Yeah.

30:49 Adam How old is she?

30:51 Caller 18. Now.

30:54 Adam Now. Okay. But hey, Nick? Okay. Here's what's going on. You're 16. You have a lot of obsessive energy.

31:02 Drew Oh, yes.

31:03 Adam All 16-year-old guys have obsessive energy.

31:06 Drew Especially depressed 16.

31:07 Adam You're very depressed and all of your... Here's the problem when you're depressed. You fixate on things. You get tunnel vision. And that is it. Because when you're busy and you're achieving and there's band practice and there's baseball practice and there's the speech and debate club and you're dating and there's tons of distractions going on, you don't have time to fixate. But when you're depressed and things aren't going well and you've had some tragedies in your life, you fixate. And he is fixating.

31:39 Drew The obsessions aren't going to go away even if you were to establish a relationship with this young lady.

31:43 Adam It would probably just become worse.

31:44 Drew It would get worse, it would get worse.

31:46 Adam She's 18, she's not going to date a 16 year old.

31:48 Marissa Ribisi But we've all been there, like with the heartbreak thing and all that. You know what helps is go out on dates with other girls. Just get out there.

31:56 Drew But you notice when you suggest stuff like that to him, he goes, no, no, no, I have this other problem. He can't look at these things. He can't do it.

32:02 Adam Yes. Nick.

32:03 Drew You got to, you have to be treated.

32:05 Adam As hard as it is, just ask other girls out. Try not to weave her into the conversation. Go out with other six-year-old girls who are happy to go out with you.

32:16 Drew When I was about, that's nice, 14, I was really depressed. I used to get obsessed with all kinds of weird stuff. And there was nothing, nothing in reality could have taken those obsessions away because those things were just too much of a mess.

32:29 Adam Yeah, well, when you're young.

32:30 Marissa Ribisi Well, when I would have my heart broken and someone else come in the picture.

32:33 Drew This isn't about heartbreak. He doesn't have a relationship with her. She's just somebody out there. It's just an obsession.

32:38 Adam Yeah, but it's why I sit around.

32:41 Marissa Ribisi But I think if she reached for him and she was just as much, he wouldn't be like that.

32:46 Drew He wouldn't be in the relationship. He would destroy it in some way. Yeah, he would. I promise.

32:50 Adam Yeah. So Nick, get some help and move on and find other women and leave your cousin and get a life and not to be crass about it. Get a life. And 18 year old women do not want to go out with 16 year olds. End of discussion. And unless they're me, that was different.

33:10 Marissa Ribisi You were a different type of 18 year old.

33:12 Adam No, it was a different type of 16 year old. I was the same kind of 18 year old as I was a 16 year old. But the thing about young people is their nature is to get sort of obsessed with things. And when I sit around and I...

33:24 Marissa Ribisi Your life is so dramatic during that time.

33:27 Adam Yeah, you're sitting around, I'm watching Britney Spears or something, or the Backstreet Boys, and I think to myself, oh, who gives a rat's ass? And I realize it takes an obsessive fan base in order to make Britney Spears or whatever, whoever they are.

33:43 Marissa Ribisi But in a way, that's the beauty of that age, is everything is so influential and intense, and you look back on it, you're like, God, I'm so glad I'm not going through that anymore. But in a way, embrace it, you know? Because it's a learning time.

33:57 Adam Yeah, but how do you embrace obsessing over someone who's not interested in you?

34:01 Marissa Ribisi Well, what else are you going to do, you know?

34:03 Adam Well, I mean-

34:04 Marissa Ribisi Go take a walk or something, I don't know.

34:06 Adam Okay. That is horrible advice. Some of the worst advice we've ever had on this show.

34:10 Drew Let's hope it's a very nice, idealized The Other World. Let it go on. Let it go on.

34:15 Adam Embrace your obsession.

34:17 Drew Oh, come on, it's inspirational.

34:19 Marissa Ribisi You know, it's better than like telling him he's depressed and you're screwed and the whole other thing.

34:24 Drew Go get Tremo's, we normally tell him.

34:25 Adam All right. Waller in it. Enjoy it. Revel in it. Okay?

34:30 Drew We need to become more focused on-

34:30 Adam Get another picture of her and put it up on the wall. Masturbate one more time a day to her. As if there's not just powdered milk coming out of you now. You do one more to her. All right.

34:42 Marissa Ribisi Or don't ever call her again. Maybe she'll call you.

34:44 Adam No, no, no. Okay. I would try to implement that plan when I was 16. Be like, I'm never gonna call her again. All right, it's been 15 minutes. Am I gonna move? I'm desperate now. All right, we're gonna take a break.

34:58 Drew Well, Marissa's never been a desperate, obsessed 15-year-old male.

35:02 Adam What's that?

35:02 Marissa Ribisi No, I haven't.

35:03 Drew Marissa's never been a desperate, obsessed 15-year-old male. Yeah, it's the difference.

35:06 Adam Okay, we'll take a break. How old are you now, Marissa?

35:08 Marissa Ribisi I'm 24.

35:09 Drew We'll educate her during the break.

35:10 Caller Come on, let's go.

35:11 Drew We'll take a break.

35:28 Caller Man turns animal for the erotic pleasures of women.

35:32 Caller It's Love Line.

35:48 Hello, this is Adam Goldberg, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

35:53 Adam Yes, you are. That is Adam Goldberg. Is your mic on?

35:59 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, it is.

36:00 Adam Oh, now it's on, yeah. Marissa Ribisi is here. You know her from- Where do we know you from? Name some of the other stuff you've done.

36:09 Marissa Ribisi Well, Daisy and Fuse is my first-

36:11 Adam Oh, yeah, that's right. I love that movie.

36:14 Marissa Ribisi You do?

36:15 Adam It was a really good movie. It really was.

36:17 Drew It was my high school experience.

36:19 Marissa Ribisi Oh, was it?

36:19 Adam Because it was 1976, right?

36:21 Drew That was it. It's when I graduated.

36:22 Marissa Ribisi Oh, wow. That was right then, man.

36:25 Drew That was right then, man.

36:26 Adam Did you see that movie?

36:27 Marissa Ribisi Because we were all graduating in the movie.

36:29 Drew Yes, sir.

36:30 Adam Did you see the movie?

36:31 Drew Yes.

36:31 Adam Yeah, that was it, right?

36:33 Drew That was it, yeah.

36:34 Adam The fashion, the whole thing.

36:36 Drew The whole thing.

36:37 Adam And Grown Ups, actually, is the name of Marissa's new show. That is UPN at 9 o'clock on Monday nights. And also, Some Girl, which is going to be out at the Limley, which is in Santa Monica. 7th, 8th and 9th of September. Go ahead, Drew.

36:54 Drew The one thing that the 70 shows, and all the 70 shows don't capture, though, is that there was just like a depression going on then. Like economically, everything was down. Nobody had jobs. There was no future. America sucked. It was just a general dark tone. Everything was just like, oh, we suck. I know.

37:12 Marissa Ribisi So that movie really captured that.

37:13 Drew It even, it was, it's kind of dead, but it really is even worse.

37:19 Marissa Ribisi The scenes that we had, I had with Adam were all about that. You know, life sucks. The 70s were horrible. You know, they're horrible.

37:26 Adam Well, we just got done being, you know, getting our asses kicked in Vietnam pretty much. All of a sudden, this word pollution sort of came in. And it was like, the way, the prognosis was we're going to make it into 90, 91, maybe. The oil resources are going to be dried up. The sun's going to burn out. We'll have a greenhouse effect.

37:50 Drew Yeah, we saw.

37:51 Adam Kids are, we're going to have to use respirators to go outdoors.

37:54 Drew Our cars are big, giant, big tanks that suck. And the Japanese are kicking our ass there. And then suddenly a bunch of hostages in Iran.

38:01 Adam Everything sucks. Yeah. And if you look at like anything from the 70s, like especially the mid or early 70s, any of these school films or whatever. I mean, when I close my eyes and I picture any film of the 70s, I picture that polluted river outside of the factory with the fish floating in it.

38:22 Marissa Ribisi Yes, all those.

38:23 Drew It's like Michigan. It was like Michigan. It was one big smokestack with the Indian crying and we went to Pittsburgh about a year ago, you and I, and expected to see an image that we were used to.

38:35 Adam We were looking for the Indian who was crying. It turns out it was just a bunch of frat guys getting drunk and everyone was having a good time. Yeah, it's amazing. Everything was brown or orange. And then the films were like Coming Home and Deer Hunter and all these really serious browner.

38:54 Marissa Ribisi Brown tone to them too.

38:55 Drew Yes, they looked brown.

38:56 Adam Yes, the type of film they used was not what they used in any Busby Berkeley film. Absolutely not. All right. So we all made it. Well, not you guys who are listening. Some of you more thankfully you weren't born, but your poor parents may have made it through the 70s. Shelly. Hi. You're 15. What's going on?

39:17 Caller Well, okay. This is like really embarrassing.

39:19 Marissa Ribisi But first of all, I want to tell you that I love you guys.

39:20 Adam What year were you born, Shelly?

39:23 Marissa Ribisi 1984. Oh my God.

39:25 Adam It's scary. All right. Go ahead.

39:29 What?

39:30 Adam Just go.

39:30 Marissa Ribisi Nothing. I didn't know that anyone was born in the 80s.

39:33 Adam What do you know from troubles? You were born in 84.

39:36 Drew Go ahead.

39:37 Caller I know plenty enough.

39:38 Adam People were dressing better and doing a lot of cocaine, make a lot of money on Wall Street.

39:43 Drew Here we go. Okay.

39:45 Marissa Ribisi Well, all right. I like have acne like down there and I don't know what to do about it because it's not like you can put, you know, oxyten down there.

39:52 Drew Down where?

39:54 Marissa Ribisi Well, like down there. You know what? Down there.

39:58 Drew Well, are we talking about? Is it on your thighs? Is it in?

40:01 Marissa Ribisi No, no.

40:02 Drew Like, is it in the hair? Like the pubic area?

40:04 Marissa Ribisi Down more.

40:05 Drew Is it in the lips?

40:06 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, like right there.

40:08 Drew Okay, that those are things like Bartholomew cysts. None of this is acne, by the way.

40:13 Marissa Ribisi It's just weird because...

40:14 Drew Shall we?

40:14 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

40:15 Drew It's either...

40:15 Adam Shut up and listen.

40:16 Drew It's either like carbuncles or infected follicles.

40:21 Adam You can't have a zit on your clit?

40:25 Marissa Ribisi Oh, yikes.

40:28 Drew Or in your case, it sounds like some of the glands in the area around the vagina or in the vagina are getting clogged, things like Bartholomew's glands.

40:35 Marissa Ribisi Well, I say frequently and not, you know.

40:37 Drew I understand.

40:38 Adam No, I think you're slob.

40:40 Drew And sometimes it requires some antibiotics to get this to clear up. It's not acne. You can get it in the surface of your thigh. There's all kinds of different skin infections you can get down there.

40:49 Adam But that's not-

40:50 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, you don't want to use oxyten down there.

40:52 Adam You can't get zits down there.

40:53 Drew It's not acne.

40:54 Adam Hey, Shelly.

40:56 Marissa Ribisi Go to the doctor.

40:56 Adam How's the rest of your body with the acne?

40:59 Marissa Ribisi Well, it's like all over my back sometimes. But I mean, my face, it used to be really, really bad, but it stopped because I'm taking tetracycline or whatever.

41:07 Drew Good. But you made it something stronger than that.

41:09 Marissa Ribisi Yeah. And then it's weird. Every time I use an acne medication, it works for a month and then stops. I don't know why.

41:15 Drew Are you seeing a dermatologist?

41:16 Marissa Ribisi Yeah. And every time they give me something, it works for a month and it stops. You know, I've used the creams. I've used that stuff in a little jar that you smear all over your face. It smells like, eww.

41:24 Adam Thank God though, it's not the 70s. They didn't have anything.

41:27 Drew Jeez, the stuff smells like, eww. I don't know.

41:29 Adam In the 70s, they said, don't eat chocolate.

41:33 Drew Which, by the way, has nothing to do with it. The dietary things.

41:35 Adam I know. Thank God. We're mislead.

41:37 Marissa Ribisi I'm fit.

41:39 Caller I play sports. I eat well.

41:40 Marissa Ribisi I don't...

41:40 Adam Yeah, it has nothing to do with that. It's hereditary.

41:43 Drew Well, it's her. Whatever it is, it's her.

41:46 Adam Hereditary.

41:47 Marissa Ribisi But wait, is that... I mean, she should go to the doctor.

41:50 Drew She needs to get back to the dermatologist. You may need to see a gynecologist or just a general practitioner to have the sort of pelvic exam done to look at things, see what exactly is going on. Hot baths on time being hot, hot baths once a day.

42:03 Adam But Drew, you have somebody who has the acne on their back, on their face, is being treated for it. Now, don't you think maybe there could be some connection between that in that area?

42:19 Drew Yes. Oh, yes.

42:20 Adam Well, you were saying, oh, no, five minutes ago.

42:22 Drew It's not acne though. Okay, but it may be some connection.

42:25 Adam Some of the, if she didn't have any on her back, any on her face and wasn't prone to it, do you think she would still have that problem downstairs?

42:33 Drew I can't say.

42:33 Adam Thank you.

42:34 Drew I think you know, but there are recurrent far uncles of the skin in that area.

42:41 Adam I understand.

42:41 Drew Just throughout the body, they can be sort of the result of certain bacteria.

42:44 Marissa Ribisi And the skin is totally different. The skin is different. Yes.

42:48 Drew Down there.

42:48 Adam Listen, I've been with them.

42:50 Marissa Ribisi Okay, I know you have. I see.

42:52 Adam I did it for like four minutes and I was kicked out, but I went down there once.

42:56 Drew Carolla.

42:56 Marissa Ribisi Oh.

42:57 Adam That's right.

42:57 Marissa Ribisi Marissa, Adam and Dr. Drew.

42:59 Adam Hi.

43:00 Marissa Ribisi Marissa, I just saw True Crime a couple days ago. Oh, cool. And I stood out and I made a point of watching the credits to see who you were and it was you.

43:08 Marissa Ribisi That's so nice. Thank you. I get killed in that movie.

43:11 Marissa Ribisi I know, but I thought you were really great.

43:13 Marissa Ribisi Oh, thanks.

43:16 Marissa Ribisi I have a question, but first, Adam, I wanted to tell you that I think it was a few weeks ago. You talked to someone who worked for the circus, who had been run over by the train.

43:26 Drew What?

43:27 Adam Yeah.

43:28 Drew What?

43:28 Adam I remember that call.

43:29 Drew I wasn't here. What happened?

43:30 Adam He lost both legs, I think, or one leg. He was drunk.

43:35 Marissa Ribisi And you expressed some doubt about the circus even having trains anymore. And I worked for the circus.

43:39 Adam No, I don't think I expressed doubt about that.

43:43 Marissa Ribisi A friend of mine just told me about it. I didn't even hear it. But I lived on the train for a year last year for Ringling Brothers. I was...

43:49 Adam I understand they move around via the train.

43:52 Marissa Ribisi Okay.

43:54 Adam I don't know why it was thought that I expressed doubt. Well, or maybe it was just my tone, but anyway.

44:01 Drew Let's take a break. I want to find out what she did with the circus.

44:03 Adam What did you do with the circus?

44:05 Marissa Ribisi I was the school teacher for all the children that travel with the children.

44:08 Adam That is the most boring thing in the world. But you know what? She was the bearded school teacher is what she didn't say.

44:15 Drew She was doing her classes hanging by her teeth.

44:17 Adam She was spinning around in that rope. Well, all right, we'll take a break and we'll get to back to about what they do to these horrible kids at the circus.

44:26 Caller Be right back in a minute.

44:38 Caller Wear the G spot on your radio dial.

44:41 Oh, yeah, right there.

44:42 Caller Loveline, on 1027.

44:45 Caller WEBN, Cincinnati.

44:54 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam and that's Drew. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout, and then we'll be back with more of the fabulous show in just 10 seconds.

45:04 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

45:20 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Marissa Ribisi is here. She has herself a new series on UPN called Grown Ups, starring her and the man once known as Urkel. Monday nights, nine o'clock, and also Some Girl, a movie that she stars in along with some other notables, some pretty good people. Her brother, right, your brother is in it, right?

45:50 Marissa Ribisi Mm-hmm, Giovanni.

45:52 Adam Giovanni and Michael Rappaport, who you all would recognize in a second, and Juliette Lewis, and a handful other people. And this is going to be at the Limley Theatre in Santa Monica, September 7th, 8th, and 9th. And then right to the Blockbuster.

46:09 Marissa Ribisi Right. So then you can rent it. And you know what? Hey, that's great. People are going to see it.

46:15 Adam Yeah.

46:15 Marissa Ribisi On video.

46:16 Adam I think it will. I think they will.

46:18 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

46:19 Adam I mean, I don't know how it works, but if they have been every Blockbuster.

46:25 Marissa Ribisi I imagine.

46:26 Adam And they put it up in the new release shelf.

46:29 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

46:29 Adam X amount. I mean, the place, I mean, you know, they're so prevalent, these Blockbuster. I'm sure they're in every town and every city in this country.

46:39 Marissa Ribisi I know. And also you make a film and it doesn't sell. It's kind of like, why did you put all of your, everything into doing this project and people can't see it? So now I'm actually like excited just for people to see it.

46:52 Adam All right. I'll rent it. I never can figure out how the rental, movie rental thing works. I walk into one of these Blockbusters. It's, you know, it's in the middle of, you know, it's on the Wilshire and Robertson. It's a 7,500 square feet. Two people. There's two guys working there. The place is huge. And I'm thinking to myself, here's how they make money. I take this movie and for $2.59, I got to bring it back in two days.

47:16 Marissa Ribisi Right. That's how they make their money, man. I buy movies now because I never return them.

47:22 Adam I know it's based on people getting stoned and not bring it back because if everyone just brought everything back on time, I swear to God, the lease alone on these Blockbusters, I mean, they got to build them and then they're huge. And they're right in the middle of everywhere. And, you know, the real estate is prime and they got to be paying 20 grand a month just to lease the space. I mean, how many movies?

47:45 Marissa Ribisi If you never return it, they bill you like a hundred and something dollars.

47:49 Adam That's where they get you.

47:51 Marissa Ribisi They get you. They really do.

47:53 Adam Yeah. You got that Willie Ames Scott Baio movie. What the hell was that movie? Jinkster. What is the name of that movie?

48:05 Marissa Ribisi Where you rent it as a joke.

48:06 Adam He has like some sort of mental powers that lift girl's skirts up, you know, is made in 1981. And it's in, you know, it gets, your car gets stolen and it's been in the, it's in the back of the car or something. And yeah, the movie is worth like, the movie cost $111 to make. And yeah, they want, that's what they need. Yeah, that's a killer. I should do that. Now that I have money, that's what I should do. And then just laugh like a mad man when I pay them off. Sorry, now I gotta think of the name of that movie. Carolla?

48:37 Carolla's the teacher.

48:38 Adam Oh yeah, she's 30, she works for the circus.

48:41 Marissa Ribisi Zapped. Zapped is the name of the movie this guy.

48:43 Zapped, thank you.

48:44 Marissa Ribisi Zapped, I remember that.

48:46 Adam Yeah, I said Jinx. Yeah, I should have known. And Drew, are you kidding me? Jesus Christ.

48:52 Drew What the hell are you talking about? All right. That was during my...

48:55 Adam No help.

48:55 Drew That was during my detached years.

48:57 Adam Just quiet. Go ahead.

48:59 Marissa Ribisi Okay. My question. A good friend of mine and I are both avid listeners of the show. In fact, he has turned around his whole life because of the show. I think.

49:07 Drew No way.

49:08 Adam Why?

49:10 Marissa Ribisi Well, okay, it's not that...

49:11 Drew Do me a favor. Have him send something in to drdrew.com. I will get in touch with him, okay?

49:14 Marissa Ribisi I'm sending something in to drdrew.com.

49:16 Drew We'll get you.

49:18 Marissa Ribisi Okay. Well, he just... Well, let me just go to my question. It'll kind of follow up from that, I think. All right. We're both adopted, and we're both adopted from birth, but we've noticed some similarities in our relationship patterns. It sort of basically revolves around an inability to establish and maintain long-term romantic relationships. But we were both adopted as, I was adopted as a baby at eight days old, but I haven't never had a relationship longer than a year. I'm sort of the preemptive strike queen. As soon as something seems like a little bit wrong, then pshh, goodbye. I was just wondering if there might be a connection. Those eight days that I wasn't anywhere was that lost time where I wasn't making a bond, where I decided I was alone in the world and there was no one for me and so on and so on.

50:11 Adam Yeah. Well, the thing about being adopted is not only you have nature and nurture working against you. On one side, well, it's like, hey, you were adopted, you were torn away from your biological parents and blah, blah, blah and raised by people that weren't your parents, so you got that working against you. Then the other part is your parents are probably alcoholics or losers or...

50:35 Marissa Ribisi Explain to me the opposite way, whereas you're lucky because your parents who couldn't take care of you, loved you enough to give you up, and your parents who desperately wanted you, loved you so much.

50:43 Drew Yes, no, I agree with that, but the fact is...

50:45 Adam Yeah, sort of, although I always say they were too screwed up to raise you, not that they loved you too much to raise you themselves.

50:50 Marissa Ribisi But are you blaming that for how your behavior is now?

50:54 Marissa Ribisi I'm just wondering if there could possibly be a connection, if those eight days are so... I know that Dr. Drew says that that early time is so important.

51:01 Drew Yeah, but...

51:02 Adam Eight days.

51:03 Drew Yeah, but let's put it this way. There are plenty of kids that spend weeks on ventilators in ICUs, and all they get is their gloves touching them, and they turn out okay. So, it can contribute, yeah, I understand, but it can contribute, and again, as Adam was pointing out, maybe there's some genetic predisposition to this sort of thing anyway, some sort of insensitivity. But be that as it may, you wonder more about the quality of connection that you had with your parents early on anyway.

51:31 Marissa Ribisi My current parents?

51:33 Drew Your adopted parents. And that there was something more chronic about the way you develop relationships going on.

51:39 Marissa Ribisi Well, I've listened to the show for a long time, and I don't believe I have any of the drastic...

51:43 Drew No, no, not drastic. I mean, look, you have relationships. You just are gun shy. You don't want to get hurt. You don't like being vulnerable, and you're vulnerable to a point, and then you bail out. And some of that may be based on reality. Guys are kind of screwy, and they can hurt you, and that's all right.

52:00 Adam Especially the circus variety. I mean, you know, you're dating circus guys.

52:07 Marissa Ribisi Are you in love with this guy or is he just a friend or what?

52:09 Marissa Ribisi I mean, I'm not talking about a specific guy. I'm just talking about him.

52:12 Drew In general.

52:13 Adam Who are you meeting?

52:13 Drew Have the choices been any good? Have the guys been decent? Are you making bad choices?

52:17 Marissa Ribisi No. I think they've been good choices.

52:19 Adam All right. Well, then discipline yourself and stick with it.

52:22 Drew Then you got to hang in. You just got to force yourself to hang in.

52:23 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, you do, because I've been there too, man. I know that.

52:25 Drew Okay.

52:26 Adam Let's talk about the circus.

52:28 Drew We're not that worried about you. We think you're okay, Carolyn, aren't we?

52:30 Adam Yeah, you're fine, except for the circus.

52:32 Drew Except for your job choice.

52:33 Adam How many kids work for the circus?

52:36 Marissa Ribisi It totally varies within the tour, but I had about 20 kids, and it was split into two classes, elementary and high school. I had...

52:44 Drew Wow.

52:44 Caller It was like...

52:45 Adam What do the circus kids do? With the flying wellinas, and they jump up on the elephants?

52:52 Marissa Ribisi The older ones were mostly performers there in the show, either trapeze or inline skaters or unicycle, and the younger ones were mostly children of performers or children of concessions people or children of backstage people.

53:03 Adam Oh, I see. Because they got to travel too.

53:05 Drew How is the level of education you're able to maintain?

53:08 It's horrible.

53:10 Marissa Ribisi It's pathetic.

53:11 Adam Well, listen, when you got the trapeze, what the hell do you need ABCs for?

53:15 Marissa Ribisi There's the whole group that have been in a circus family for hundreds of years.

53:19 It goes back hundreds of years.

53:21 Marissa Ribisi The parents don't care about the education because they're just going to go into the circus life.

53:25 Drew Really?

53:26 Adam Yeah. Well, listen, they're from Hungary. What do they care? I know. And they're making more money doing this than they would be if the guy got his high school. Listen, here's what education is. Education is making a living. It's so you can make a living.

53:43 Drew It's also so you can have a society that can...

53:46 Marissa Ribisi Same as in athletics. I mean, they're not there.

53:48 Drew It's also to have a society that can govern itself.

53:50 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

53:51 Drew You know, you can't... If you don't have an educated society, you should not be self-governing. You should have a monarchy.

53:56 Adam Yeah, but there's a difference between wisdom, experience, and education. And, you know, show me somebody who is intelligent and who does what they do well for a living, and I'm fine with that. I know plenty of people went to college and aren't that smart, and so they picked up a few tidbits. It's almost trivial. I mean, in a way, it's almost like, well, you might as well just know about sports or something. You know, it's like, what's the difference between knowing how many yards Roman Gabriel threw for in the 70s and knowing the year the Civil War started? If you really break it down, I mean, in an everyday sort of application. So I'd rather people just do something well. These kids grow up into this family. They fly around on the tramp. He's God bless him. And they're from Hungary. What do you want?

54:44 Drew I disagree because education should not be about learning facts. It should be learning process, how to think analytically, how to read well.

54:52 Adam I don't know.

54:54 Marissa Ribisi That's the important part of education.

54:56 Adam We always talk about, you always tell me about how education teaches you how to think, but I never...

55:02 Drew I know you're never exposed to that.

55:03 Adam I never was exposed to that. I don't really buy into it completely.

55:07 Drew Because most education in this country doesn't do that right. You're right.

55:11 Adam Yeah, and I don't know how well you can teach somebody to think.

55:16 Drew Oh, no, please.

55:17 Adam What do you mean, please?

55:18 Drew You can't.

55:19 Adam How do you do that?

55:21 Drew You have to really challenge them.

55:23 Adam Well, you can teach them to apply themselves and you can teach them to dedicate themselves.

55:27 Drew Well, let's talk off the air. I'll talk.

55:29 Adam I don't want to talk. Do we have to talk off the air?

55:32 Drew Sometimes you have to talk to me.

55:33 Adam OK, but not off the air. OK, as long as we talk about cars. You promise we'll talk about cars?

55:40 Drew A little bit.

55:40 Adam Bill?

55:42 Yes. Hello?

55:42 Adam You're 22.

55:44 Marissa Ribisi I love what you said.

55:45 And I have a few questions.

55:47 Adam It's the way I've worked at CallersAge, and discreetly. Go ahead, Bill.

55:52 Well, you know, my ex-girlfriend's sister just gave me a call today. And you won't believe this, but...

55:58 Drew Ex-girlfriend's sister.

56:01 Yes. And she gave me a call, and she, you know, told me that my ex was diagnosed. Now, I swear to God, it's true. Gonorrhea, syphilis, and herpes.

56:14 Drew Why did the ex call yourself?

56:15 Hat-trick.

56:17 Well, you know, I don't know why she didn't call me herself or anything, or, and she knew about this when we were together. Now, this was about six or seven months ago, and I'm just finding out today.

56:28 Drew This is a, this is a old diagnosis.

56:31 This, well, the diagnosis is, yes, it is an old diagnosis that she got a while ago, and as guess is, also now has just reoccurred, too, so.

56:43 Drew Well, Bill, the story does not hang together at all. At all.

56:47 Marissa Ribisi Did you have yourself checked?

56:49 Drew Because gonorrhea and syphilis are easily treated with antibiotics in the vast majority of cases with a single dose in most cases, in fact. And that's it, that's gone. And to have those two conditions recur in the same person, nope, uh-uh. Now, herpes obviously is a chronic condition that's gonna be recurrent, and you either got that or you didn't.

57:10 Okay, I have not had any symptoms at all.

57:14 Drew It's possible that you have it even so, so you have to be careful and really practice safe sex techniques, but this story just doesn't hang together. What were the circumstances in which you broke up with your ex?

57:26 She's kind of emotionally unstable.

57:28 Drew Yeah.

57:29 Adam Her sister's probably emotionally unstable, too.

57:32 Caller Yeah.

57:33 Drew Why did you break up and how did you break up?

57:37 Well, one of the issues was she has a kid and I don't get along good with kids. Another issue was the maturity level was a little low. When we first met, it was a friend and I figured that's all we would be. It progressed to more and it bothered me too. I didn't really want to, but it just kind of occurred and it progressed to more. So what ended up happening was I kind of looked at our situation and there's a lot of different factors.

58:09 Drew Bill, please, you left her suddenly in a painful way. She's pissed.

58:15 Yeah.

58:16 Adam Okay. All right. Are you, Bill?

58:19 Drew It's called inappropriate and diabolical laughter.

58:21 Adam Are you bi?

58:23 No.

58:23 Adam You don't like guys?

58:25 I don't like guys at all. Why are you asking that question?

58:27 Adam Just checking, just checking. Spidey census tingling.

58:32 Caller All right. All right.

58:33 Adam Bill, you're fine then.

58:34 Drew Well, you may not be fine. He should be checked. But, first of all, you're 22. You should know a little something about STDs and how they work.

58:42 Adam Well, I don't know. If I got this phone call, I'd be alarmed.

58:45 Drew Secondly, the phone call is from the sister of the pissed off girlfriend. It's just, come on. She's just getting at him. By the way, you would be, you would be, the syphilis, you'd probably be contacted by the public health department. That really were the case.

58:56 Adam You would be. You mean if they treat someone with syphilis, they say who are your partners?

59:00 Drew Yeah.

59:01 Adam You have to report it? What are the reportable diseases?

59:03 Drew Oh, you know, hepatitis C and B, sure. Syphilis, I think gonorrhea is too, actually.

59:09 Adam Okay, let's-

59:11 Drew And the herpes, and you shouldn't get herpes again. Like, oh, she just got herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Come on.

59:16 Adam Okay, well, you're not dealing with a lot of education, as we were talking about before. They were educated in the circus, that's gotta be it. That's gotta look good on the resume. Where'd you go to high school? Circus. Oh, Phil, come here. Why don't you look at this resume? This is a good one. Angel?

59:32 Caller Yeah.

59:33 Adam You're 20.

59:34 Caller Yes.

59:34 Adam What's going on?

59:37 Caller My wife just left me, and I don't know what to do. She left me with both our children, which the youngest is three and a half months, and the older one's two years old, and they're both girls. And I had all brothers, and well, basically, I'm not calling to find out how to raise them. Basically, what I'm calling for is to find out, would it be fair, since she's only been gone for three weeks, would it be fair for me to find a girlfriend now? Should I wait, like, a period of time or something?

1:00:04 Adam Wait three and a half weeks.

1:00:06 Caller Wait three and a half.

1:00:06 Adam Yeah, find one on Sunday.

1:00:08 Caller On Sundays.

1:00:10 Adam Sunday's Good Girlfriend Day. And if you can't find one Sunday, you get one Monday morning when they're fresh. You know, the girlfriend cart just went by?

1:00:17 Caller Yeah.

1:00:18 Adam How do you, how do you find a girlfriend, you know, like now?

1:00:22 Caller How do I find a girlfriend like now? Start looking. I haven't been looking. I just been here at home and just trying to keep my head up because I've been really depressed.

1:00:31 Adam Why did she leave you, your wife?

1:00:33 Caller Third affair.

1:00:34 Adam Third affair?

1:00:35 Caller My good friend.

1:00:36 Adam And, and you're going to break up with her over her third affair?

1:00:39 Caller Her third affair, we're getting our divorce. We've only been married three and a half months, but we've been together three and a half years.

1:00:44 Adam But listen, how old is she?

1:00:46 Caller Twenty. We're both twenty.

1:00:47 Adam Listen. Angel, when I'm in charge, I will have women like that sterilized. Do you understand? She's obviously screwed up. Something horrible must have happened to her growing up.

1:01:01 Marissa Ribisi She had these three affairs, being pregnant too. I mean, didn't she just have a kid?

1:01:06 Drew And then she left two kids without any emotion. Now, here's the deal.

1:01:11 Marissa Ribisi And the kids are with her?

1:01:12 Adam First of all, they're with him.

1:01:14 Caller I have them. She signed a divorce paper with no... I didn't have the kids with me. She hasn't seen them in three weeks.

1:01:19 Marissa Ribisi Oh, okay.

1:01:19 Caller For like three weeks.

1:01:20 Adam Yeah, she has a serious problem. And she should be sterilized.

1:01:23 Drew Well, she also should be seen by a psychiatrist.

1:01:25 Caller I told her that. It's kind of obvious. Something is totally wrong, because she just... No emotion.

1:01:30 Adam Where's her dad?

1:01:31 Marissa Ribisi I say go get another girlfriend.

1:01:33 Caller One of those... He's an alcoholic. He smokes pot, but he's one of those, I have an answer for everything, kind of retired veteran kind of guy.

1:01:39 Adam Yeah, I'm sure he had done horrible things to her.

1:01:42 Drew This could be a form of postpartum depression. I have seen some very bizarre behaviors and personality changes in women the first few months after pregnancy.

1:01:50 Adam Me too.

1:01:51 Drew And it's possible this is all related to that. There may not be a specific character logic issue. That's what you're digging into.

1:01:58 Adam My mom was in a funk for 20 years.

1:02:01 Drew After she gave birth to you, you understand that.

1:02:04 Adam I mean, as soon as I've moved out, you know, I think she's sort of snapped back a little.

1:02:08 Drew It's interesting how she got so much better after that.

1:02:09 Adam Pure coincidence. Pure coincidence.

1:02:11 Marissa Ribisi Do you have any help with the kids? Do you have help with the kids?

1:02:14 Adam He's going to need it.

1:02:14 Drew He's going to need it. But listen, this is an awful, awful situation. She needs a very careful evaluation. Three people, four people's lives depend on her getting appropriate medical care. Social services need to be contacted to make sure that he gets enough, whatever is available to help him out with this task of parenting.

1:02:30 Adam Well, we should all pitch in as a society and help.

1:02:32 Drew We will. Don't worry. You better pay me now or pay me later.

1:02:36 Adam Don't worry. Jesus Christ. I just have these fantasies. I'm going to run for something one day. Oh yeah, really? I swear to Christ, I'm going to run for something.

1:02:46 Drew Adam Corolla and Jesse Ventura are?

1:02:51 Adam I was sitting on my sofa watching Nightline tonight or 2020 or one of these shows. They were talking about what's wrong with the social welfare system in New York. This one woman who had five kids killed one of them and it should have never happened. They were blaming the system and the kid fell through the cracks. Listen, as long as you have crack whores having five kids wanting to kill one of them, that's mama. Let's talk more about mama than the system. We're all supposed to kill ourselves because this bitch has five kids and decides to kill one of them. And it's a big problem because the system wasn't in place and what happened and what are we to do and who's to blame. I'll tell you who's to blame. Her dad. The chick who had the five kids and her dad. And the guys, the five guys who knocked her up. That's who's to blame, you idiots. And I swear to God, I'm gonna get up on that podium and I'm just gonna say, listen, you can talk about all the reform you want. I'm gonna nip every one of these goddamn problems in the butt.

1:03:55 Marissa Ribisi And that's one woman that they're bringing to our attention out of how many women live in Los Angeles?

1:04:01 Drew Millions.

1:04:02 Marissa Ribisi Millions, okay. So it's making this world seem a lot more dangerous than I think it actually is.

1:04:08 Adam Here's the problem. On the third kid, that's when you start sterilizing the crack whores. That's my policy, by the way. I'm gonna have a little pie chart. Let's see. Gypsies, they get six kids before I do. Homeless, four kids before I come in and sterilize. Let's see. Three kids. Let's go across here. Yes. Serial killers and crack whores. They get sterilized at three kids. Jesus Christ. Five kids. And, oh, the system. What happened to the system? What the hell are you supposed to do? You're living with five kids. You decide to kill one of them. Is that really the system? Or is it the bigger problem? You getting knocked up constantly. I'm going to put something in the water. You know, my plan.

1:04:58 Marissa Ribisi What is it I want to know?

1:05:00 Adam I'm going to put a sterilization agent in the following foods. Corn dogs. Because I don't want people eating corn dogs, raising kids. If you eat corn dogs, here's the deal with the corn dogs. By the way, you're either too young to have kids or you're retarded, right? Mountain Dew, Jolt.

1:05:23 Marissa Ribisi Perfect! This is actually great.

1:05:25 Adam That Fruitopia. That stuff tastes like just fried hell. That's like a 10%. It's just all sap and syrup. Sunny Delight.

1:05:35 Drew Certain Jerkies.

1:05:36 Adam Certain forms of Jerky. Right.

1:05:38 Drew Slim Jims.

1:05:39 Adam Slim Jims. Those pork rind things. Things that have too many intestinal products in them.

1:05:46 Drew Funyuns.

1:05:47 Adam Funyuns. Well, yeah, because stoners shouldn't be having kids either. And...

1:05:53 Marissa Ribisi Slurpees.

1:05:54 Adam Tap water.

1:05:55 Marissa Ribisi Tap water.

1:05:56 Adam Because if you can't afford to suck some of that sparklet out of the bottle, I don't want you having kids. And what I'm going to do is... Now, if you want to eat one corn dog a year, that's not going to render you sterile.

1:06:10 Marissa Ribisi Right. So like baseball games, they won't be... Sure.

1:06:13 Adam Go to a ball game, have a corn dog.

1:06:15 Marissa Ribisi Right.

1:06:15 Adam No problem. Everyone... Hey, you want to smoke a bong load and go on a munchy run? Fine. But if you eat X amount of corn dogs, or let's say you ate X amount of corn dogs, you washed it down with X amount of Mountain Dew or Sunny Delight, or another one of those, what I like to call them.

1:06:33 Marissa Ribisi You have them every night for dinner with napkin on it.

1:06:36 Adam Right. What I like to call, I refer to as nectar of the tards, this stuff. And a lot of these colas, these jolt ones, and these fast-paced sports drinks, things like drinks that are iridescent in their coloring.

1:06:53 Marissa Ribisi Yes, yes.

1:06:54 Adam I will put a sterilization agent in all of these. And these people who consume enough of this will not be able to reproduce, and we will be living in a goddamn utopia inside of 10 years. I, don't believe me? Think, think about what the, think about the breed of cat that puts down a couple hundred gallons of Mountain Dew or Sunny Delight every year. You want that guy raising people? He can't even figure out what to put in his mouth. And that whole taste thing, you know, that they always work into. Hey, listen, don't judge this person. They like this movie. They like this drink. They like this food. Who are you to say? I'm telling you, they're retards. I am telling you, that end of discussion. Don't give me that clock. I'm on a roll, you ass, you see, sucker, please, please, the temerity with the clock. I'll clean this country up. But here's the way we clean it up. Sterilization, that's it. Forget about building prisons. Forget about welfare systems. Forget about what we're gonna do with all the, we can't do anything. Listen, if a crack whore has five kids, there's not a goddamn thing we can do with those five kids. Forget it.

1:08:06 Drew They're going to jail.

1:08:07 Adam They're all going to jail. The chicks are getting knocked up and getting into prostitution. The guys are getting violent and going to jail. There's not a goddamn thing we can do about it.

1:08:16 Marissa Ribisi And they're having five.

1:08:19 Adam We gotta get at the nest. That's it. Do we want to run around chasing roaches our whole life? Or do we want to go for the nest? We go for the nest. That's what I'm running on. And believe me, anyone who wants to break this down into some sort of color thing or some sort of racist thing can kiss my ass. I don't care what color the roach is, I'm going for the nest. That's it. That's gonna be the policy. When we could clean it all up, I mean, prison population, welfare, unemployment, it all just magically go away. We could all sleep with our windows open at night. We'd leave our car keys right in the ignition when we left it in the parking lot.

1:09:03 Drew You still have to do the policy of two 911 calls per domestic address.

1:09:09 Adam You get two 911 calls a year. Third, cops are coming over and they're putting a bullet in you. Right. I don't care if your granddaughter is getting raped. It's like, I hate to see her get raped over there, but it's the third call that just puts you down. Yeah, we don't have the cops babysitting everybody. Okay, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

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1:10:15 Oh, you're right there.

1:10:17 Caller It's Loveline on WEDN.

1:10:20 Adam What do you mean you're separated? Are you married?

1:10:23 No.

1:10:24 Adam No.

1:10:24 I met her when I was in the Marine Corps, and I lived with her for a few months, and she got pregnant.

1:10:32 Adam Right. Okay, and you decide not to live with each other anymore.

1:10:38 Right.

1:10:39 Adam And, but you're still dating. Is that correct?

1:10:42 There's no affection or there's nothing there.

1:10:45 Adam Yeah. Okay. So the thing's over.

1:10:47 You know, we think, we thought that it would be best if we tried to, you know, do the parent thing, try to live together, sacrifice things.

1:10:55 Adam Okay. Well, listen, you paid your dues, you put in, what, six months, and it didn't work out. That's the best you could do. Alright, so listen, there's no passion.

1:11:07 Drew And I...

1:11:09 Adam It doesn't sound like there's anything here. He didn't want to get her pregnant. He wasn't... He's not that interested in her.

1:11:16 You know, and that's supposed to be like, so...

1:11:18 Adam What's that?

1:11:19 He was on the depot.

1:11:20 Adam She was on the depot. Alright, that's gonna be another two years of therapy for the kid when he finds out about the depot.

1:11:29 It's so hard because we just don't know what the best thing to do is.

1:11:31 Adam Okay, well, now you have to be the best broken-up dad you can be.

1:11:36 Marissa Ribisi Yeah.

1:11:37 That's what I'm saying, and she's thinking, she doesn't want a divorce situation.

1:11:43 Adam Yeah. Well, here's what...

1:11:45 Marissa Ribisi It could be worse off for the child if you guys are not doing well living together.

1:11:49 Drew When you say you're not getting along, what happens between you two?

1:11:51 Well, we get along to a point, but there's...

1:11:53 Drew And then what happens?

1:11:54 There's... I mean, what do you mean, what happens?

1:11:57 Drew Well, what do you say, we're not getting along is very elusive sort of......things that I like to do.

1:12:01 For example, I like to play soccer, I like to go snowboarding, and I like to do this. And she's so tied up in work, but she works at, you know, she works at seven, she gets off at four. Her work's hectic, but...

1:12:15 Adam Okay, so...

1:12:15 Caller Wait, wait, wait, Rick, Rick.

1:12:17 Adam He does have a point, he wants to go snowboarding.

1:12:18 Drew Yeah, Rick, you're a dad now, for Christ's sake.

1:12:20 Adam Yeah, but he wants to go play soccer.

1:12:22 Drew She works a short day, she's done at four, for crying out loud, be a dad, you have a child now.

1:12:29 But snowboarding is like a once a month thing.

1:12:31 Drew Yeah. So what is the problem in this relationship?

1:12:33 Adam Well, there's soccer. Soccer.

1:12:36 Two hours on a Sunday.

1:12:37 Adam Yeah, okay.

1:12:38 Drew So what's the problem?

1:12:39 Adam Well, then what's the problem?

1:12:40 She gets a little mad. She's like, Oh, you want to go do this instead of raising your son.

1:12:45 Adam All right.

1:12:46 But I think I'm doing every normal day thing.

1:12:49 Adam Rick, Rick, you please stop me if I'm out of line here, but you're not really that interested in this woman. Right.

1:12:56 Drew Or the child.

1:12:57 Adam And you're somewhat interested in the child. I mean, on paper, you'd like you don't want to be an abusive father and you like everything to work out. But it's like you're young, you're 24 years old, and you just kind of like to live your life.

1:13:10 Caller I want to live my life, yes.

1:13:12 Adam Right. OK. So you're sort of half committed. And the problem is, in this day and age, people do it all the time. It's not like you're you become a pariah or something. If you don't raise your kid.

1:13:27 Drew Although you should be.

1:13:28 Adam And you figure, OK, so I'll send her a couple hundred bucks a month. I'll see the kid on the weekends. And all right, you get to go snowboarding.

1:13:36 Caller I see him every day.

1:13:37 Adam OK.

1:13:38 Caller All right.

1:13:39 Adam But the point is, is you're not interested in this woman.

1:13:43 Caller Right.

1:13:43 Adam OK. And it's not. And she is interested in Rick. And she's using the kid to sort of say, Yeah, listen, either you stick with me or you never see the kid again.

1:13:55 Drew There's some of that.

1:13:56 Adam And here's the reality with Rick. She was supposed to be on depot.

1:14:01 Drew Right.

1:14:02 Adam God only knows if she was. She probably just took one of those Razor Nick Band-Aids and stuck it to her arm, you know, and claimed she was on depot. And she was interested in sort of getting pregnant and landing Rick and getting a husband. And Rick was like, Yeah, some bitch I'm dating. And she's good for a few laughs. And lo and behold, she's pregnant. So we ought to live together and try to do what's right. But he ain't in it. He's not interested in her. So he's got to try to be the best dad he can be. But I don't think they should live together if he ain't interested.

1:14:36 Marissa Ribisi No, no, no. And I think it has an effect on the child, too, if you guys aren't getting along.

1:14:41 Adam Right. True, do you have to throw the keys on to the console there? You couldn't set them on the console. You know, we've talked about, you know, with you and the incessant noise making, they have to actually toss the key. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, I have these discussions with Drew about doing radio sometimes. And, you know, so you take the key off your chain and you set it down on the console. But Drew actually is like, Drew actually tosses them on there.

1:15:09 Drew I mean, who's been doing radio longer?

1:15:11 Adam That's my point. You've lost your edge, brother. Drew said, here's how Drew sets his coffee mug down, by the way. He doesn't even begin. Like, if he was at your house, you'd be pissed. Quite down, would you?

1:15:24 Marissa Ribisi All right.

1:15:24 Adam We're swapping cars tonight. I'll give you the key. You want to go joyriding with me tonight in the Drew Mobile?

1:15:30 Marissa Ribisi The Drew Mobile, yeah.

1:15:31 Adam We'll go up to the lake.

1:15:32 Marissa Ribisi What kind of car is it?

1:15:34 Adam BMW. Hold the seat down.

1:15:36 Right.

1:15:37 Adam Yeah. You do? Sarah?

1:15:40 Yes.

1:15:41 Adam You're 28?

1:15:43 Caller Yes.

1:15:44 Adam What's going on?

1:15:45 Caller Well, a few months ago, to be exact, April 24th, I was raped by a school friend. And at the time, my husband and I were trying to conceive. And I am pregnant now. And my due date is January 10th. And I'm trying to figure out the odds of this child being the, the rapist.

1:16:08 Drew Does your husband know about the rape?

1:16:11 Caller Yes, he does.

1:16:12 Drew Is he worried about that?

1:16:14 Caller I am very worried about it.

1:16:16 Drew Did you take the morning after pill or anything after the rape?

1:16:19 Caller No, I did not.

1:16:20 Drew Why not?

1:16:22 Caller Well, at the time, I didn't even know about it.

1:16:24 Drew Didn't know about the rape?

1:16:25 Caller No, the morning after pill.

1:16:27 Adam What are you, stupid as our callers are, Drew?

1:16:29 Drew I'm being somewhat facetious. The point is, if you were raped, you go to the emergency room, you get a forensic examination, they give you the morning after pill.

1:16:37 Caller I did not go to the emergency room.

1:16:42 Adam And you were raped by a friend of yours?

1:16:45 Caller Yes, yeah.

1:16:47 Marissa Ribisi Was it like a violent rape?

1:16:50 Caller No, it wasn't.

1:16:51 Adam When were you raped before?

1:16:53 Caller When was I raped before?

1:16:55 Drew Or abused in some fashion?

1:16:57 Caller I was 12.

1:16:58 Drew You were 12, last rape or last abuse? Because that was a rape when you were 12?

1:17:02 Adam Yeah.

1:17:02 Drew And what happened before 12?

1:17:05 Caller Nothing that I can remember.

1:17:07 Adam Who raped you when you were 12?

1:17:09 Caller A stranger, one of those odd cases.

1:17:12 Drew A violent rape?

1:17:13 Caller Yeah.

1:17:14 Adam How old was he?

1:17:15 Caller I don't know.

1:17:16 Drew Did you report that one?

1:17:19 Caller No. I didn't tell anybody before.

1:17:20 Drew Definitely something happened before she was 12.

1:17:22 Adam Where's your dad?

1:17:24 Caller He's not around.

1:17:26 Drew Why did he leave?

1:17:27 Caller When I was little, he was an alcoholic and my mother divorced him and I rarely saw him.

1:17:31 Drew Do you think he might have done something to you?

1:17:35 Caller I don't think so.

1:17:36 Drew Did you ever talk to your mom about that? Or did she ever say anything about that kind of thing?

1:17:40 Caller No. My mom and I don't have a really good relationship. An intimate, I guess, an intimate relationship. We don't talk very much.

1:17:49 Drew How come?

1:17:51 Caller I don't know.

1:17:51 Drew Is she an alcoholic too?

1:17:53 Caller No.

1:17:54 Adam Any step dads?

1:17:55 Caller Yes.

1:17:56 Adam How were they?

1:17:59 Caller They were, well, he was fine. But when I became a teenager, he just, he tried to control me too much. It's kind of hard to explain. Like when I was younger, he would play with me and all that kind of stuff. But when I grew up, he changed.

1:18:18 Caller All right.

1:18:19 Adam And you never, you never saw your real dad?

1:18:22 Caller I saw him maybe every summer until I was about 13, maybe.

1:18:29 Adam And then that's it.

1:18:30 Caller And it really wasn't a relationship.

1:18:31 Caller All right.

1:18:32 Adam Yeah. Listen, you, Sarah, you really shouldn't be trying to have kids.

1:18:36 Drew It's a real pattern here.

1:18:37 Adam You got a lot of stuff going on. I mean, it was, I know people listen and they go, this poor girl's been raped and here you are coming down on her. But, and you were raped, but there's something we knew. And what's the first thing we said? When were you raped?

1:18:56 Drew Before.

1:18:56 Adam Before this.

1:18:57 Caller Right.

1:18:58 Adam And there's a serious pattern you got going here. And there's a lot of stuff to deal with. And it doesn't seem like you've dealt with a lot of it. Does it?

1:19:08 Caller No, I haven't dealt with a lot of it.

1:19:10 Adam And, you know, when you just have kids and you don't deal with it, then they just kind of deal with it.

1:19:16 Drew Right, they absorb all that.

1:19:18 Marissa Ribisi What are the chances of this guy being the father?

1:19:22 Adam I don't know. Who knows? I mean, you're having sex with your husband and trying to conceive the same time this guy raped you, right?

1:19:29 Caller Yes.

1:19:30 Adam This friend of yours?

1:19:32 Caller Ex-friend, yeah.

1:19:33 Adam Oh, you never brought any charges against?

1:19:36 Caller Right. Well, I still feel like it's partially my fault.

1:19:41 Adam Yeah. Why?

1:19:44 Caller I feel like I let him on. I tend to be flirtatious.

1:19:49 Adam Okay. But that's still no excuse for rape, right?

1:19:52 Caller Right.

1:19:53 Adam And how's your husband dealing with this?

1:19:55 Caller He's not dealing with it very well at all.

1:19:58 Adam Yeah. And something also leads me to believe that you're looking for a little chaos with your husband if you really think about it.

1:20:06 Drew And even the question of what are the odds that that what exactly are the odds that this guy got me pregnant? He got me pregnant the week that matches the ninth, you know, the 45th week of my of my pregnancy. I wonder what the odds are.

1:20:20 Adam Yeah.

1:20:21 Marissa Ribisi And what were you doing out with him instead of with your husband trying to, quote unquote, conceive?

1:20:26 Caller We were studying together for a class.

1:20:28 Adam Right. But how long have you been with your husband?

1:20:32 Caller We've been together. I was 15. And we've been married for eight years since I was 20.

1:20:39 Adam And really? Oh, God. And do you feel like you're trying to insert a little chaos into this relationship?

1:20:49 Caller Not that I know of.

1:20:51 Adam You mean like with the kids or, you know, feeling like it's too much? No.

1:20:56 Caller No.

1:20:56 Adam You have any other kids?

1:20:58 Caller No.

1:20:58 Adam Oh, good. All right. So how pregnant are you now?

1:21:02 Caller I am 21 weeks.

1:21:04 Adam OK. Well, what is that, four years? How many? How long is that? Twenty one weeks, five months?

1:21:10 Caller Yeah. Oh, almost. Yeah, about five months.

1:21:12 Drew They will. The child's born.

1:21:13 Adam They can't do any. You just got to wait till the kids born then, Sarah.

1:21:16 Caller OK.

1:21:18 Adam I mean, I don't know what to tell you. You kind of knew what was going on in a certain way. And I mean, you really should have went to the hospital and you should have just got the morning after pill. After this guy raped, you should have reported him. You should have done all those things. And, you know, imagine if you're the husband, you're trying to conceive with your wife. She comes back. She's like, I was raped. What happened? You know, my buddy Bob, we're studying. Yeah, he raped me. Did you call the cops? No, no, I don't want to talk about it. It's kind of like, yeah, are you sure? Maybe just, were you just having sex with Bob?

1:22:00 Marissa Ribisi Why didn't you just freak out and just, you know?

1:22:03 Adam I swear to God, if I were a chick, I know it sounds pathetic, but I swear I would use that as an excuse. It's like, you know that model chick that lives down the street?

1:22:11 Caller She raped me.

1:22:14 Adam Really? Let's not get the cops involved. Let's not get, you know that chick we had on Loveline the other night? That hot actress chick? Yeah, raped me after the show in the party. No, let's not get the police involved. Let's just pretend it didn't happen. We'll move on. Alright, I just want to take a shower and masturbate. I mean, just take a shower. We'll be back.

1:22:48 Caller It's not hard to swallow. We've got a frog in our throat.

1:22:52 Marissa Ribisi Lick it up.

1:22:53 Caller It's Love Line.

1:22:58 Adam Love Line. Well, that's some funky music. Marissa Ribisi is here.

1:23:03 Marissa Ribisi Hello, kids.

1:23:06 Adam Grownups, the appropriately named sitcom, is what she's in Monday Nights on UPN at 9 o'clock. And also Some Girl, which is going to be out for 10 minutes. And then it's going right to the local Blockbuster. After, I think September 14th is when it comes to that.

1:23:26 Marissa Ribisi It's a tragic love story, too.

1:23:27 Adam And it's got Michael Rappaport, Juliette Lewis, Marissa, of course, Giovanni, your brother. It's got some pretty talented people who have been in some pretty cool movies. All right, Drew, where are we? Two?

1:23:39 Caller Yeah.

1:23:41 Adam Colin?

1:23:41 Caller Hey.

1:23:42 Adam Hey, you're 16.

1:23:43 Caller Yeah, my question is, well, my ex-girlfriend, she had this like twisted nipple type thing.

1:23:50 Adam That was the name of a band I was in. In the 11th grade, by the way.

1:23:54 Caller It's like if somebody like pinched it and like twisted it a bit.

1:23:58 Drew I was just wondering like. You mean inverted?

1:24:01 Caller Not really.

1:24:02 Adam Just actually has a bit of a corkscrew to it?

1:24:06 Caller Sort of. Like half corkscrew, sort of.

1:24:09 Caller I was just wondering like how those things like.

1:24:10 Adam There's just no way anyone can ever agree with me.

1:24:13 Drew Or give us an answer.

1:24:14 Adam Her nipple is twisted.

1:24:17 Drew What does that mean?

1:24:17 Caller That's it.

1:24:18 Adam That is a corkscrew type pattern. Is it not?

1:24:22 Caller Yeah.

1:24:23 Drew So it's like an ice cream cone, swirling, a swirl, soft swirl.

1:24:28 Adam Soft swirl?

1:24:30 Caller Not really.

1:24:31 Drew Call and tell us what you got before we can comment about it.

1:24:35 Adam Now I'm done. Oh, who cares? Well, what's it do? What's it look like? Let's say you put your hand on it.

1:24:41 Caller Yeah.

1:24:42 Adam But then, and you could hold it in whatever shape you wanted, the shape that it was in, but then we'd make your hand invisible. What would that look like? Like let's say you took a normal nipple that was protruding and we put your invisible hand on it. What would you do with your invisible hand to make it look like hers?

1:24:59 Caller I'd pinch it and then twist it a bit.

1:25:02 Adam How far would you twist it?

1:25:04 Drew How much of a turn?

1:25:06 Caller Like a two inch turn?

1:25:08 Adam Two inches? Yeah. All right, let's not work with the units of measurements. Let's use, that's gonna be real confusing.

1:25:18 Marissa Ribisi Is it protruding more than normal?

1:25:20 Adam Hold on, would you turn your hand a quarter turn, a half turn, three quarter turn, or a full turn?

1:25:27 Caller About a quarter.

1:25:28 Adam Quarter turn. So it's a little twisted.

1:25:30 Drew Two inches?

1:25:32 Adam Two inches, I don't know what that means.

1:25:33 Drew What was that?

1:25:34 Adam I don't know. Hey, you're not going to college, are you? I don't know, probably not. Okay, good. All right. So what are you going to do about it?

1:25:43 Marissa Ribisi She just doesn't like to look at it.

1:25:44 Drew Why is the pinch important?

1:25:45 Adam Where's the pinch come in?

1:25:48 Caller It's just, it kind of sticks out.

1:25:50 Adam So it sticks out, but a nipple might stick out anyway, right?

1:25:54 Marissa Ribisi Normally it does.

1:25:55 Caller It's different than the other one.

1:25:56 Adam It sticks out a little further.

1:25:59 Marissa Ribisi Maybe it was pierced and she's too afraid to tell you.

1:26:02 Drew Interesting.

1:26:04 Adam Okay, well.

1:26:04 Drew It's very common for there to be normal asymmetry, that things are not exactly matching. There can be change in directionality, change in trajectory.

1:26:13 Adam That means the one isn't like the other. Yeah.

1:26:17 Drew It's common.

1:26:18 Adam So it's all right. All right.

1:26:20 Drew There's not a reason why, it's just that's the way she is.

1:26:22 Adam She's okay. All right. That's good for you. It's a spice of life.

1:26:28 Marissa Ribisi She doesn't have cancer or anything, though.

1:26:29 Caller No.

1:26:30 Adam No. All right, Colin. All right. Take care of yourself.

1:26:36 Drew All right.

1:26:38 Adam Here we go. Let's keep pushing forward here, Drew. Let's not get bogged down. Jennifer?

1:26:44 What?

1:26:44 Adam You're 17.

1:26:45 Caller Yeah.

1:26:47 Caller See, I have all these stress marks on my upper thighs, and I was just wondering what would cause it.

1:26:52 Drew All right. Sudden growth, growing quickly.

1:26:55 Adam How do you get rid of those?

1:26:56 Marissa Ribisi Most women have it.

1:26:57 Adam Yeah.

1:26:58 Drew Very common. You really can't.

1:27:00 Adam Listen, by the way, I don't know, maybe it's me. Don't mind a stretch mark. Not at all. I don't mind one.

1:27:08 Marissa Ribisi You can actually go to a dermatologist and they have laser treatment.

1:27:11 Drew Laser just sort of changes the color. It doesn't upgrade to the stretch mark. Once the elastin breaks down, that's it. It's broken down. And other than cutting them out, which they can do, you can cut them out. There really is actually no way to get a stretch mark.

1:27:24 Adam Women get a little nutty with this.

1:27:26 Marissa Ribisi But most women have them. And when you first have them, are they kind of new or what? How long have you had them?

1:27:32 Adam I put her on hold. Now she's 17.

1:27:35 Marissa Ribisi Yeah, no, they'll get a lot less.

1:27:37 Drew They get a lot less noticeable.

1:27:39 Marissa Ribisi When I was 17, we had them. And now I don't even notice them.

1:27:43 Adam Who's we? You and your breasts?

1:27:45 Marissa Ribisi My sister.

1:27:46 Adam Oh, okay.

1:27:47 Marissa Ribisi I have a year younger sister. She grew up faster.

1:27:50 Adam What the hell happened to this call?

1:27:52 Drew I don't know. We're gonna break them.

1:27:53 Adam No, we're not. Charles?

1:27:56 Yeah, how we doing?

1:27:57 Adam You're 30.

1:27:58 Caller Yeah. Hey, I was kind of wondering what they got out there for, like, you know, female birth control, but male birth control. I was wondering what's out there for that.

1:28:06 Drew Nothing yet.

1:28:07 Caller Nothing yet.

1:28:09 Adam They keep talking about it, right?

1:28:11 Drew Yeah. It's just you can't really do the same hormonal manipulations that you do with women. You can't give enough suppressive hormones to stop sperm production.

1:28:20 Adam Right.

1:28:20 Drew Not without causing a horrible problem.

1:28:22 Adam I remember hearing something a couple of years ago about this, and they're always testing it out in Europe.

1:28:26 Drew There are all kinds of interesting ways to try to change the kind of sperm that's produced and the quality of how it's released and this kind of stuff, but nothing yet.

1:28:34 Adam And as long as, I mean, in a way, I think the person who can get pregnant is going to be the one who's going to want to use the birth control because it's their ass that's more on the line. And I mean, I think guys will use it and will want to use it, but ultimately, we don't trust the guys. I wouldn't trust them.

1:28:55 Drew Right.

1:28:56 Adam They're lazy. They're horny. They'll lie. They're stupid. It's you. It's your uterus. It's your belly. And if you don't want to get pregnant, you really got to almost look after that. I don't want to sound like a caveman.

1:29:09 Marissa Ribisi 100%.

1:29:10 Drew That's unfortunate.

1:29:11 Adam But I'm I agree with myself wholeheartedly.

1:29:13 Drew I don't think it should be like that. It shouldn't be like that, though.

1:29:16 Adam It shouldn't. But think about guys.

1:29:19 Drew I understand. But that's our problem.

1:29:21 Adam Okay. All right. We'll be back.

1:29:23 Caller I feel so liquidy.

1:29:25 Adam Really.

1:29:30 Caller Loveline will be right back.

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1:30:03 Caller All right.

1:30:04 Adam That's it. Marissa?

1:30:06 Marissa Ribisi Yes.

1:30:06 Adam Thanks.

1:30:07 Marissa Ribisi Thank you.

1:30:08 Adam Grown ups, everybody. UPN, nine o'clock, Monday nights.

1:30:13 Marissa Ribisi Good night.

1:30:13 Adam And that girl. Some girl.

1:30:16 Marissa Ribisi Some girl.

1:30:17 Adam Yeah, starring Marlo Thomas.

1:30:19 Marissa Ribisi Oh, good.

1:30:20 Adam No, some girl will be out in the Blockbuster starting tomorrow or in the next few weeks.

1:30:26 Drew Throw your keys down. You're such a wreck.

1:30:28 Marissa Ribisi You did it on the rug this time.

1:30:30 Caller All right, you're right.

1:30:31 Adam I'm busted. All right, so until next time, this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:30:38 Caller This has been Loveline. The views expressed on Loveline are not necessarily those of the staff, the management or the sponsors of this radio station. Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins Zingal. Now, please listen to this station longer.

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