Episode 1000754887923

1:16 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:26 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:29 Voiceover Loveline.

1:31 Adam Yes, it is a Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455, even though I haven't seen a fax in four months. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is Matt Pinfield. Matt, of course, you know, from all the years at MTV. And now, you'll know him from the farmclub.com. its.com, right?

1:58 Matt Pinfield Right ,.com.

1:59 Adam And that's on the USA Network, Monday nights, 11 o'clock. And Matt has spun his love of music into a slightly different format.

2:08 Matt Pinfield Yeah, it's really cool. Well, it's an Internet driven show. I mean, you'll see a lot of singers and bands and stars that you love and recognize, and you'll see them perform live. But the cool thing is that it's actually it's a record label, a TV show and a website, and people can upload their music onto the website. And then from there, we have people go through it and people can vote on the actual different genres of music and push their favorite things on the website into the top five. And eventually, we do house calls. It's kind of like the Ed McMahon thing. You know, actually show up in people's towns in like South Dakota.

2:41 Drew How do you prevent people from voting for their own band four billion times?

2:44 Matt Pinfield You can't. You just have to stand there all day and do it. But it's really amazing. We've gotten a great reaction. I've gone all over the country.

2:52 Adam So if somebody's song is played and people love the hell out of it, and that band is from Kentucky, will you go out there?

3:00 Matt Pinfield I'll go anywhere. Yeah, I mean, I've been to Mitchell, South Dakota.

3:03 Drew Do you have like a van that drives up with a big logo on the side?

3:06 Matt Pinfield Usually a rent-a-car. I'm kind of like the advertisement, because people know who I am. I mean, I walk up and they see a recognizable face. What's Matt Pinfield doing in my house?

3:15 Adam You must get a lot of guys in bands, I should say, kissing your ass, I mean, looking at you sort of as an in to the music industry.

3:24 Matt Pinfield I mean, it's no different than it ever was in particular. I think, you know, in a lot of ways, people will not necessarily kiss up to you, but I think a lot of people realize that I have a genuine love for music and that I actually really care and want to hear new bands. I mean, from the time I was three years old, I want to get my hands on records. So people are really cool. I mean, they just want to get their music heard. They want to check it out.

3:43 Adam Do you play yourself?

3:45 Matt Pinfield Well, I used to sing in bands when I was younger.

3:47 Adam But you're not performing anymore?

3:50 Matt Pinfield No, not performing in quite a few years.

3:51 Drew Bass and piano, I guess.

3:53 Adam That's right.

3:53 Matt Pinfield You guys? Is that true?

3:55 Adam We dabble a little bit quite down there, Drew. All right, so who else is on this show with you?

4:01 Matt Pinfield Allie Landry, who people know. She was Miss USA, she's done all that stuff. And of course from the Doritos commercial, which she's unbelievable.

4:08 Drew She's going to marry Mario Lopez.

4:10 Adam She is?

4:11 Drew I'm predicting that.

4:12 Matt Pinfield She's dating him, yes.

4:13 Drew They're both, their numbers match perfect. And their scripts and everything else.

4:18 Adam He's a little short for her.

4:19 Drew No, no, no, seriously.

4:20 Adam Other than that, they're fine. I don't know.

4:22 Matt Pinfield He was at the shooting the other day, not the shooting, the shoot of the show.

4:27 Drew And he's a nice kid. He's very nice. They're both sweet, nice, like saccharin.

4:31 Adam Yeah, I don't trust them.

4:32 Drew Oh, come on.

4:33 Adam All right.

4:34 Matt Pinfield She's cool to work with, though. She's been really great.

4:36 Adam Yeah, we've had her on the TV show once or twice and on the radio show once or twice.

4:42 Drew I had the two of them on a webcast.

4:44 Adam Mario.

4:44 Drew drdrew.com.

4:46 Adam How was that?

4:47 Drew They were great. They're really, really, I mean.

5:19 Matt Pinfield People get to come and perform in the show in front of 90 million people.

5:22 Adam And is, wow, that's a big studio.

5:24 Matt Pinfield Think about it.

5:25 Adam And it's a lot of space.

5:28 Matt Pinfield It's the entire universe.

5:29 Adam Kind of audience booker do you have? And what's, is MTV done for you?

5:35 Matt Pinfield Yeah, I mean, for me, it's, I mean, I just went before I came out here to California and shot part of a special for them. But yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's like Bill Bellamy or anybody else. You know, you drift in and do specials and you know how that goes, which is fine.

5:47 Adam Right.

5:47 Matt Pinfield You're never completely out of the family. And you know, well, some people are, but I don't know.

5:51 Adam We've been out of the family and we're still in the family for a while. We're kind of like the gay cousin. They don't talk about what he wants to come to the picnic. All right. Set up another table.

6:02 Matt Pinfield But yeah, this is, you know, I'm putting all my energy into this because I think it's a great idea and a great show.

6:07 Adam Well, God bless you. You do want to show about something that you're passionate about. And I swear to God, people do people's work is ten times better when they're passionate about something. Well, like you should see me on the model airplane field there, Drew. I really look good when I'm flying those model airplanes.

6:25 Drew Think of the work you might accomplish in radio and television if you actually were inspired.

6:29 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's interesting. We can dream. Matt. Oh, not Matt. Man?

6:34 Yeah.

6:35 Adam You're 17 there, man.

6:38 Caller Yeah.

6:39 Adam What do you want?

6:40 Caller Oh, I just want to see if you can help me with the problem I have.

6:43 Drew Go ahead.

6:44 Caller I'm addicted to movie, video, and CD-ROM porn, lesbian porn.

6:51 Adam At least you're not limiting yourself to one genre.

6:54 Drew Oh, we said lesbian porn. Oh, I see one. One.

6:56 Adam One technology. One format. Yeah. All right. So how much of this do you watch a day?

7:03 Caller They sent me a bill. I think it's like $175 worth.

7:07 Adam They sent you a bill?

7:10 Drew A day?

7:11 Caller No, I don't know if it's a day, but they sent me a bill and it's worth a whole lot of money. And I spent over $200 or $300 on the phone section.

7:18 Drew Are you addicted to anything else?

7:20 Caller That's all. I started smoking weed.

7:22 Drew Every day?

7:23 Caller Like once or twice every day.

7:26 Adam Once or twice every day. And do you do the bulk of this stuff when you're high?

7:31 Caller Sometimes.

7:33 Drew Imagine if you weren't high. It's pot.

7:35 Adam Yeah, but I don't know. Some guys when they get effed up, whether it's booze or pot or whatever, they just double down on whatever it is they shouldn't be doing.

7:43 Drew The reason I asked about, because he's a sex addict and it sounds like addiction. He's having mounting consequences, spending more money. He can't control it. And real sex addiction usually occurs in the setting of somebody having been previously addicted to some pharmacologic agent, some drug. And that's what we got here. I bet you've been doing other stuff too, like some cocaine or speed or something.

7:59 Caller Yeah, I've tried a little bit of it.

8:01 Drew How about alcohol?

8:02 Caller No, not yet.

8:03 Drew So just pot. No, you're 17. He's got a long way to go.

8:05 Adam The night is young. All right, so what should he do, Drew?

8:09 Drew The National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity, which is a website that can refer you to stuff in your area. NCSAC, National Society. Wait, NCSAC, National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity.

8:22 Adam Let's see, this is interesting. And I want to try to make a point if I can. When we were kids, Matt, I don't know how old you are. How old are you? You're timeless. You're bald, you're husky.

8:35 Matt Pinfield That's it.

8:35 Adam You look the same at 14 as you will at 58.

8:38 Matt Pinfield Right, exactly.

8:39 Adam But I'm guessing you and I may be close in age. I'm 35 years old. Drew's 111. And when we were kids, when we were 15, 16, 17 years old, I don't know if we were addicted to sex or not because there was nothing to do about it. I mean, I wasn't getting laid. There was no VCRs. There was no DVDs. I just couldn't get my hands on anything but myself. So I'd just be in the bathroom looking at the Vegas ad in the back of the sports page in black and white. Hey, that chick's wearing a tiara.

9:12 Yeah. But that only went so far.

9:15 Adam I mean, if I'd had a credit card and there had been phone sacks and there had been a DVD, I mean, maybe I'd have been on it.

9:22 Drew Yeah, you'd still be there.

9:23 Matt Pinfield Or even the porn channels, you know, none of that was there.

9:26 Adam Even if they had like cable with nude people on it, I mean, I may not have left the house. So, you know, now that all this is available, we're really going to find out who the addicts are.

9:36 Drew Well, people get to a bottom quicker.

9:38 Adam Right. Jenna?

9:40 Yeah.

9:40 Adam Right. I'm still, I'm still, well, I'm getting close to my bottom.

9:44 How are you guys doing?

9:45 Adam I'm getting close to Drew's bottom too. What's up, Jenna?

9:47 Nothing. How are you guys doing?

9:49 Drew We're fine.

9:50 Good. I have a question. Everyone has questions when they call this show.

9:54 Adam Hey, Jenna.

9:55 My best friend is getting married this week and she cheated on her fiance. She's only 19 and I need to know if I should tell him or not because I know that she's in love with the guy that she cheated on.

10:08 Drew Are you in love with her fiance?

10:10 No.

10:10 Adam Do you like him at all?

10:12 No.

10:12 Adam You don't like him.

10:13 Drew If she dumped him?

10:14 I like, he's a friend, but I don't like him.

10:16 Drew If he were to dump her, would you date him?

10:18 No.

10:19 Adam Why not?

10:20 Why wouldn't I date him? He's not my type.

10:22 Adam Okay, so you don't have any interest in him.

10:25 Right.

10:25 Drew Are you pissed at her about something?

10:27 What?

10:28 Drew Are you pissed at her about something?

10:29 No.

10:30 Drew She never does.

10:31 I just, I don't, because I feel, because I'm friends with Ben.

10:35 Drew The guy.

10:35 I shouldn't say his name. You feel you should protect him. I'm friends with him. I'm really good friends with him and he confides in me a lot.

10:42 Drew On one hand, I feel like she should tell him because they shouldn't be getting married at 19 anyway.

10:46 Right.

10:46 Drew On the other hand, this is remarkably common.

10:50 I know.

10:50 Drew This is very common. Not just women cheating, but cheating just within two weeks of their marriage.

10:56 Well, it's been kind of an ongoing thing.

11:00 Adam I see. So it's been an affair. Why don't you talk to her and see if you can convince her to postpone the marriage?

11:06 She won't. I've talked to her.

11:07 Adam Why is she so hell bent on getting married when she's essentially having an affair?

11:12 I know she wants stability in her life.

11:15 Matt Pinfield Well, Jenna, does she love the guy that she's cheating with or does she love the guy she's going to marry?

11:19 She loves both of them.

11:20 Matt Pinfield That's not a good thing.

11:22 Adam Hey, Jenna. Yeah. I don't know.

11:25 Should I just be a friend and go to the wedding and just keep my mouth shut and then I'll come out?

11:30 Adam I'm basically going with yes.

11:33 And then everyone finds out I knew all along.

11:36 Adam How will they find out? They're not going to find out. Listen, Jenna, I would really talk to her and see if you couldn't change your mind about the wedding.

11:46 I've been talking for like seven months about it and she just doesn't listen to me.

11:51 Matt Pinfield The thing is stability, though. Regardless, she's going to end up acting out even more, I think.

11:56 Drew Eventually.

11:57 Matt Pinfield Eventually, it's all going to hit the fan.

12:00 Adam And eventually, and I don't even know why I said eventually. I just want to say it one more time.

12:04 Drew Not only that, but.

12:05 Adam Not only that, but your friends, as you get older, some of your friends don't act the way you'd like them to act. And eventually, you will not be friends with them anymore if they continue to do that. It's all right to do that, by the way. I mean, if there's somebody who's acting a certain way, if you had a friend who was a horrible racist, and you didn't dig that in a person, and they didn't help themselves, then you would not hang out with them.

12:32 Drew Isn't it interesting, though, that that is really what growth is all about? Is that as you grow, sometimes the people that you used to think were pretty cool to hang around, you grow out of, you grow away from, and if you lock yourself into those old relationships, they'll be sure to keep you right there.

12:46 Adam Right.

12:46 Drew Because they ain't growing.

12:47 Adam They will stunt your growth. Robbie?

12:49 Yeah.

12:49 Adam You're 18.

12:50 Caller Yeah. What's up?

12:52 Well, I mean, I'm not like the best looking guy in the world, but I don't think I'm bad looking. The girls say I'm a cute guy, yeah. And anytime, like, I'll go up and I'll give a girl my phone number or whatever.

13:07 Drew Robbie, what's your question?

13:08 My question is, why do I get, like, ugly girls when I'm a nice looking guy?

13:17 Adam Women aren't so interested in looks as they are in personality.

13:20 I don't. I mean, I think I got an all right personality.

13:22 Adam No, I don't mean personality. I mean attitude.

13:24 Attitude.

13:25 Adam That's right.

13:26 Yeah.

13:27 Adam And I don't mean trumped up BS attitude. I just mean attitude. Yeah. So you're missing something in that department.

13:35 Drew Asshole.

13:36 Adam Oh, Drew. How do you know he is? Hey, Robbie. Yeah. Who cares? You're 18 years old. All bets are off. Just work on your career. Everything will work out.

13:47 Drew Be good to people. Be good to yourself. Very simple. Work and focus on getting stuff done.

13:52 Adam Now, listen, men are constantly trying to figure out ways to get women to be more attracted to them. And the best way to get a woman to be more attracted to you is not to be concerned about them and to work on your own ass. And then your career starts taking off and all the stuff that goes along with that and then all of a sudden you're attractive.

14:12 Drew Pow.

14:13 Adam Pow. All right. Where are you there, Drew? Anthony?

14:18 Yes.

14:18 Adam These calls are horrible tonight, by the way. You're 25 years old.

14:22 Caller Yes.

14:23 Adam What's up?

14:25 Caller Well, the thing is I have like pain in my testicles and when I ejaculate it happens to go away.

14:34 Adam Yeah. Demon seed, that's called.

14:38 Drew Anything else?

14:40 That was it.

14:40 Caller I was just concerned about this.

14:42 Drew That can be normal. Happens every time?

14:45 Yeah, just about.

14:46 Drew How often between ejaculations?

14:48 Caller How long?

14:52 Caller As I would say just about all the time between ejaculations, about maybe I would say an hour or so after I ejaculate, the pain comes back.

15:03 Adam I'll explain what Drew is saying. How often do you wag off?

15:11 Caller When the pain gets back.

15:14 Adam I don't care.

15:15 Matt Pinfield He's got the blue balls. I don't know.

15:16 Adam I'm just going to put it on hold.

15:18 Drew He's 25.

15:19 Adam Listen, I got to talk to some human beings tonight. I can't take any more of these.

15:22 Drew And y'all better stay out of them.

15:26 Adam For Christ's sake, Keith?

15:28 Yeah, what's up?

15:29 Adam You're 17.

15:30 Caller Yeah, how's it going?

15:31 Adam Good. What's your question?

15:33 Caller All right. I'm really into girls and animals. All right.

15:38 Caller Animals?

15:40 Adam Very diverse.

15:41 Caller So I got my, we were loaded one night and I got my girl to have oral sex with my dog and I just watched it and got off on that. And I'm wondering if she can get any STDs from that.

15:53 Drew No.

15:54 Adam All right. She can get parvo though, can't she?

15:58 Drew Well, that's interesting.

16:00 Adam I was just making a joke. Can she get that?

16:01 Drew She get some weird virus from that? No.

16:03 Adam Some weird doggy virus?

16:04 Drew No, not that I'm aware of.

16:05 Adam Only if she swallows, Keith.

16:07 Caller Yes, she did.

16:08 Adam Oh, please, she did not. You idiot. Please, your girlfriend did not perform oral sex on your dog. What's your dog's name?

16:20 Caller Waggy.

16:20 Adam Oh, please, she got up. Waggy.

16:26 Matt Pinfield Waggy.

16:28 Adam I don't know. It's just lame enough to be true. I got my girl to perform oral. I like the way he prefaces the call. I like chicks. I like animals. So, well, it's like the Reese's Peanut Butter commercial. You guys got the peanut butter. We got the chocolate.

16:47 Matt Pinfield Pow. Pow.

16:49 Adam She performs oral sex on Waggy. All right, Drew, so help me Christ. We have to find a decent call before the night is true. Jesse?

16:56 Matt Pinfield Yeah. You're 30? Yeah.

16:58 Adam All right, you sound relatively lucid for one of our callers, so I'm hopeful. Don't disappoint me. Go ahead.

17:03 Matt Pinfield Okay. Well, recently, I had had an affair with my mother-in-law. Why? It was a drunken stupor.

17:14 Adam Okay.

17:14 Drew Honest enough?

17:15 Matt Pinfield One time thing, it happened once.

17:16 Drew Was she loaded too?

17:18 Matt Pinfield No, she wasn't.

17:19 Drew How old is your wife?

17:20 Matt Pinfield She's 24.

17:21 Drew How old is your mother-in-law? Okay.

17:24 Adam All right. It's a good mom. What's up? What's the problem?

17:28 Matt Pinfield Well, the only thing I can think of is her. I mean, her mom is just divorced. I mean, there's no... Okay.

17:34 Drew What is your question?

17:36 Matt Pinfield I wanted to know if this is something I should bring up to my wife or if this is something that, you know, it's a one-time thing or...

17:42 Drew If you bring up your wife, make sure it's in a therapist's office.

17:45 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

17:46 Drew Because it's gonna take some work.

17:47 Adam Listen.

17:48 Matt Pinfield There's gonna be some broken things for her.

17:49 Adam Don't do it in the kitchen. Because there's frying pans, rolling pins, steak knives, butcher knives.

17:54 Drew You find people killers.

17:55 Adam Cork screws. Yeah.

17:57 Matt Pinfield I mean, that's devastating on two levels. Yeah.

17:59 Drew You ought to get mom to...

18:01 Adam It is on two levels. One is you banged her mom. The other is her mom's 44. No, no, no.

18:05 Matt Pinfield I didn't bang her mom. It just got a little hot and heavy, but it didn't go all the way. You know what I mean?

18:10 Caller Oh, was it oral?

18:12 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

18:13 Adam Worse. Worse in its own way. Who performed on whom?

18:19 Matt Pinfield Kind of both.

18:20 Adam Oh.

18:20 Drew And once again, in the eyes of God, would he make a distinction?

18:24 Adam No. Why didn't she just have sex with her? You're not that kind of guy?

18:28 Caller Well, when I...

18:29 Adam Just bode well in his sensibilities.

18:31 Matt Pinfield I started sobering up or something. I don't know.

18:33 Adam I just kind of realized I was right. You lost your boner, didn't you?

18:37 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

18:38 Adam I swear to God, you would have done it if you hadn't lost the chode, right?

18:41 Matt Pinfield I just started thinking about my wife coming out of that same place I was going to stick my boner.

18:44 Adam All right. That's lovely. Seeing his wife's head coming out of the hole that he was about to fill with his drunken boner.

18:52 Matt Pinfield He was tripping. He saw it.

18:53 Drew Oh, my God. Is this a full moon or what?

18:57 Matt Pinfield That's amazing.

18:58 Adam I don't know. Listen, what the hell is going on here? Her mother must have a tumor or something. A piece of work.

19:05 Drew Or bipolar or something. Her judgment is gravely impaired.

19:10 Adam Yeah. I mean, what news would you rather hear less, by the way, than your spouse had sex with your dad or your mom?

19:18 Matt Pinfield That's got to be the worst.

19:19 Adam And by the way, that's worse than anything.

19:21 Drew Just because he doesn't smell alcohol in her breath doesn't mean she's not an addict.

19:24 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

19:24 Drew Because of anything. You never know.

19:26 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

19:26 Adam Okay.

19:27 Drew And that's addict behavior too at one moment. All right.

19:29 Adam Jesse, I don't have... Let me see. I have to torture myself. This whole show is for me, it's like one of those...

19:36 Drew Blackboard and fingernails.

19:37 Adam No. Like a loose tooth. It's so crucially painful. I have to play with my tongue all day.

19:43 Caller Oh, boo hoo.

19:44 Adam Jesse? Do you have any kids?

19:47 Matt Pinfield No.

19:49 Drew God. But does your wife?

19:52 Matt Pinfield No.

19:52 Drew Okay.

19:53 Adam No kids, okay?

19:54 Matt Pinfield Okay.

19:55 Adam Okay. All right.

19:56 Drew Was your mother-in-law?

19:58 Adam Listen, I wouldn't... I'd be nervous if you guys were trying to raise potato bugs. Do you hear me?

20:05 Caller Oh, man.

20:06 Adam When's the last time you heard potato bug on radio?

20:08 Drew Creepy girl.

20:09 Matt Pinfield That's the first time.

20:10 Adam I don't even know...

20:11 Caller You know what a potato bug is, Drew?

20:13 Drew Listen to this. I was in a movie theater in high school once. I was with my girlfriend. All of a sudden, she goes, what is it? And she pulls out her leg, and one of those falls out from her leg, pant leg.

20:22 Caller A potato bug is the scariest bug ever on Earth.

20:26 Matt Pinfield Aren't those like slugs?

20:27 Caller They're like this big. No, no.

20:29 Matt Pinfield They're huge.

20:30 Adam They must be a West Coast thing. Draw a man a potato bug.

20:33 Drew The body looks like this. It's got a huge... It's like a cartoon of an insect.

20:37 Adam It's a novelty bug.

20:39 Matt Pinfield Novelty, scary bug. Kind of like scaled beetles. Yeah.

20:44 Adam Well, hold on a second.

20:45 Drew Isn't that big?

20:46 Adam Oh, please. It's seven inches across. Potato bug has a huge abdomen and then a head that's just the size of a marble, round. I haven't seen one since I was 11.

20:58 Matt Pinfield That crawled out of your girlfriend's leg?

21:00 Drew Yes. They pulled like big bell-bottom pants. It's circa 1974.

21:04 Adam What the hell was she doing?

21:06 Drew He crawled up during the movie. It was in Westwood.

21:08 Adam What the hell was a potato bug doing in Westwood?

21:11 Matt Pinfield Was that theater still in existence or is it bizarre?

21:14 Adam It was the National.

21:15 Drew It was a brand new theater then.

21:16 Adam All right.

21:16 Matt Pinfield Amazing.

21:17 Adam All right. Well, at least Drew, I really animated Drew with the potato bug story.

21:21 Drew That was a wild experience.

21:22 Adam Drew, have I ever said potato bug in front of you?

21:24 Drew No human has said that since I saw it come out of my girlfriend's pant leg.

21:28 Adam You sure it was a pant leg. All right. Let's just tease this call and then we'll go to break, which will be a 10-amount test regrouping tonight. Tim? Hello? Yeah, you're 13. When you ejaculate, blood comes out?

21:41 Caller Yeah.

21:42 Yikes.

21:43 Adam And?

21:44 Caller It's mostly because the past week or two, I've been six or seven times a day.

21:50 Drew Oh, jeez. All right.

21:51 Adam OK. Hold on. Hang on there, Tim. Eventually, my theory is when there's nothing left to come out, your body just starts expelling whatever the hell else is liquid and will fit down your urethra.

22:02 Drew You've seen your soul come through.

22:03 Adam My soul came through, one time confetti.

22:06 Matt Pinfield Confetti, man. How is that?

22:07 Adam That's a good time.

22:08 Drew Pow.

22:09 Adam Pow. That flag comes out of the gun, it goes bang on the other.

22:13 Matt Pinfield Does it go back in afterwards?

22:15 Adam Sometimes it's tough fishing it back in there, reloading it, it's rough. Matt Pinfield is our guest tonight from the farmclub.com, USA Network, 11 o'clock Monday night. We'll take ourselves a little break and then we'll get back to Tim and his masturbatory woes.

22:28 Drew We're about to get funky, yo.

22:31 This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

22:34 Drew We'll be right back.

23:03 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Matt Pinfield is our guest tonight. Of course, you know from all those years at MTV. Seven years?

23:15 Matt Pinfield Yeah. I mean, basically, I started in 1993. I did my first show and I got hired at the end of the 94, and then did 120 minutes for years.

23:22 Drew You got paid in 96. That's right.

23:25 Matt Pinfield I got paid last week. That was the first time. I had to wait till I left.

23:28 Adam Now, he's doing the farmclub.com, which is on the USA Network Monday nights at 11 o'clock.

23:34 Matt Pinfield It's a cool show because what's great is it's live performances every week. I mean, this week we have Fred Durst and Method Man, Method Man and Red Man, Power Man 5000, and then Unsigned Band, which like I said, we do all the time. So if you have an Unsigned Band out there, you're an Unsigned Artist, you should definitely upload your music to the farmclub.com website. Hopefully, I'll get to come visit you at your home somewhere in the US.

23:56 Adam How are you able to book these big acts? Is part of it your connection or your relationship with them from MTV?

24:02 Caller I guess I had some of it, but it's just a general, I mean, it's a great venue for bands to play to be seen.

24:07 Matt Pinfield It's just a cool set up, it's sound is amazing, and the whole thing, it kind of works, it just came together, so it's really great.

24:15 Adam Where are you from?

24:16 Matt Pinfield I'm from New Jersey. I was born in Athens, Georgia, right? Yeah, I'm from New Jersey, because there's so many Jersey people, you mean?

24:21 Drew No, I can hear your voice.

24:23 Matt Pinfield Do I really sound like Jersey?

24:24 Drew Occasionally.

24:25 Matt Pinfield Occasionally comes through, yeah, I grew up in a town called East Brunswick, and I've lived in like 15 different New Jersey towns, moved around a lot, you know, through college and jobs.

24:34 Adam But you've always loved music.

24:36 Matt Pinfield Since I was three. Yeah, absolutely.

24:38 Adam And what were you doing before three?

24:40 Drew Rock music?

24:40 Matt Pinfield Yeah, rock music, since I was three years old.

24:42 Adam He was into calligraphy before three, and then it segued into music.

24:46 Matt Pinfield The hieroglyphics came first.

24:47 Adam They put the quill down at a certain point. All right. Tim. Yeah. You're 13, you ejaculated blood.

24:55 Caller Yeah.

24:57 Adam And that's...

24:57 Drew Tim, you sound rather delighted about what you've done to yourself.

25:01 Caller Wait.

25:01 Caller This is kind of...

25:03 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

25:04 Adam Okay. Hey, Tim.

25:05 Drew Why are you masturbating so much, Tim?

25:06 Adam Are you doing it now?

25:08 Caller What?

25:08 Caller Not at this moment, no. But like 20 minutes ago, yeah.

25:11 Drew Why are you doing that so much?

25:13 Caller What?

25:13 Caller I don't know. I just keep getting these urges and like... It's only been for like the past two weeks that I've really been doing a lot.

25:19 Drew Is something going on in your life?

25:21 Caller What?

25:21 Drew Any problems in your life?

25:23 Adam No.

25:23 Caller Not really.

25:24 Adam Well, what are you good for? Seven times a day?

25:27 Caller Six or seven, yeah.

25:28 Adam Six or seven?

25:29 Matt Pinfield Are you watching porn or reading magazines or what do you do?

25:31 Caller Porn.

25:33 Adam Why don't you see if you could curtail that down to, let's say, a reasonable three or four times a day.

25:38 Drew By the way, it's 13.

25:40 Caller Yeah.

25:40 Adam Where do you go from here, Tim? What's your next trick, you know?

25:43 Drew We hurt yourself now too. That's what I'm concerned about.

25:46 Caller Do you know if I could get hurt from doing this?

25:50 Drew Yes. It's not a good thing. Definitely.

25:52 Adam All right. So what should he do? Just back off himself a little?

25:54 Drew Well, unfortunately, yeah, back off, but he does need to see a doctor just to make sure that's not something, I mean, it seems to be a cause and effect, but still I think these things should be evaluated.

26:03 Adam How common is blood in the semen?

26:05 Drew Actually very common. It is a little bit of brown or a little bit of blood, and it's rarely actually anything, but always does need to be checked out just to be sure.

26:12 Adam All right. We'll now speak to Jack who's 26. Jack? Hi. Hi. What's up?

26:21 My wife doesn't perform oral sex on me, and I married her, she was a virgin, and I paid a prostitute for oral sex. And I want to know what the chances of catching an STD is. I feel guilty, I don't want to do it again. I just feel terrible, and I just don't want to have any diseases. At the same time, I don't want to run off to the doctors.

26:47 Adam Why does your wife not perform oral sex on you?

26:50 I don't know. She just, like I said, I married her, she was a virgin, and she just...

26:55 Adam Everybody was a virgin at some point or another, but they still managed to belt out a little BJ every once in a while. You know what I'm saying? I mean, the fact that she was a virgin when you met her may have meant that she wasn't very experienced, but how long ago was that?

27:09 A year and a half.

27:10 Adam Alright, that's plenty of time for oral sex.

27:12 Drew How old is she now?

27:16 Adam And do you know of her history? Why was she a virgin?

27:21 She's a woman of faith, doesn't believe in sex before marriage.

27:26 Drew And what's your situation?

27:29 Pardon me?

27:29 Drew Are you of a similar sort of orientation?

27:31 Adam No, he's of little faith, who gets BJs from Asian prostitutes. What are you supposed to be, Jack? What does she think you are? That's a good question.

27:41 I try to be a Christian.

27:43 Drew That's the point. This is what I'm getting at.

27:45 Adam You try to?

27:46 I try.

27:47 Adam Alright, but that doesn't mean your penis is. Your penis is pagan. He's got a wickened penis and he has a Christian heart.

27:55 Caller That's all.

27:56 Adam That's the same with me.

27:58 Drew I am imagining there's much, much more to this story.

28:01 Adam I get that feeling too.

28:02 Drew A lot more.

28:04 Adam Did anything ever happen to her, Jack?

28:07 No.

28:07 Adam Where's her dad?

28:09 Pardon me?

28:10 Adam Where is her dad?

28:12 There was problems with her father. She kind of split.

28:16 Drew What was the problem?

28:16 Adam What an amazing revelation.

28:19 Drew What was the problem?

28:21 They had a really good relationship and he just kind of got divorced and went on his way.

28:26 Drew Oh, yeah. Every father would do that.

28:28 Adam Yep.

28:29 Drew Love my daughter. I can't spend time with her.

28:32 Adam Thick as thieves until 13, then divorce comes in and kind of forgets about it.

28:35 Drew Yeah, I'm done.

28:36 Adam Is that what happened, Jack?

28:38 Yeah, I guess.

28:40 Drew We have a living embodiment of dad here.

28:43 Adam Jack, you don't sweat the details emotionally with your wife, do you?

28:48 I don't try to discuss it with her.

28:50 Adam Right.

28:50 OK.

28:51 Adam Best you two don't talk.

28:53 I think it makes her feel uncomfortable.

28:55 Drew Well, Jack, guess what?

28:57 Adam Jack, you know what makes her more uncomfortable? When you get the BJs from the diseased hookers.

29:03 Yeah, she seemed clean. I just would never...

29:05 Drew Jack!

29:06 Caller Oh, man.

29:08 Adam Hey, Jack, listen. Don't have any kids.

29:10 Drew Please.

29:11 Adam Please? You're like a sociopath. You're really you're soulless.

29:16 Matt Pinfield You got to communicate, man. You got to let her know.

29:18 Adam Jack, you got to be a human being.

29:20 I agree.

29:20 Adam And you got to treat her like a human being, too.

29:23 I don't want to tell her because...

29:25 Drew Good.

29:25 Adam Don't tell her.

29:26 Drew Yeah, but deal with her feelings. She's got lots of feelings, all kinds. Go ahead and talk about how uncomfortable they are.

29:31 Adam Don't tell her. Just talk to her. See if you can wrangle a little oral sex from her. I know she has some problems.

29:37 Drew The oral sex part. Just how about... We never talk about how we feel about each other, about what happened in your family, about how I'm feeling, about our faith. We don't talk about anything.

29:45 Adam That's a good question. Andrew?

29:48 Drew So was the whore.

29:49 Adam You're 14.

29:49 Drew She was too. What?

29:51 Adam Oh, the Man Show is on.

29:53 Drew Oh, for God's sake.

29:53 Adam That's right.

29:55 Drew Whatever.

29:56 Adam I forgot the Man Show is on. Tell me when we come back from a commercial and then I'll go commercial here so I can go watch it. That's right. Thanks, Anderson. Andrew?

30:05 Yes.

30:06 Adam You're 14. What's up?

30:08 Caller Well, my ex-girlfriend, we have school dances and stuff. She asked me to dance with every one of them. I say no and I'm just afraid that she's going to keep asking me and I don't know what to do.

30:22 Adam Okay. Well, that's quite a dilemma.

30:24 Caller Yes. I've gone out with her like twice. My friends don't like her and everything.

30:32 Adam Okay. So you just want to stay broken up with her?

30:35 Caller Yes.

30:35 Adam Okay. Well, don't string her along.

30:37 Caller Okay.

30:37 Adam Don't talk to her too much. Don't go to any more dances. Okay.

30:40 Drew Maybe tell her you have another girlfriend. Hey, Drew. That's the next time to cut it off.

30:43 Adam What's the... You felt that was the next call that we should select? The 14-year-old didn't want to go to the dance with his girlfriend?

30:49 Drew No. You know why I selected that?

30:50 Adam Why?

30:50 Drew Because it's been the longest on hold and I was trying to give her a little more time to fill in the rest of the screen.

30:54 Adam Well, listen, our listeners at home aren't interested in who's been on hold the longest.

30:59 Drew And by the way, by the way, when that one get up to like 88 minutes and we go to it, you'd be more pissed. Even that guy on hold for 88 minutes, blah, blah, blah.

31:07 Adam No, because he'd be sleeping by the time we got to him. George?

31:10 Caller Yes.

31:10 Adam You're 18.

31:11 Caller Yeah.

31:11 Adam What's up?

31:12 Caller Not a whole lot. I just want to tell you guys that the show is fricking cool. I like it. Thanks.

31:18 Matt Pinfield Nice.

31:19 Adam Let me give you another cool show.

31:20 Drew farmclub.com. Alright.

31:23 Matt Pinfield Check it out. 11 o'clock Monday.

31:25 Drew The Man Show. And drdrew.com. Everybody go around the horn here, Adam.

31:29 Matt Pinfield We'll plug all our shows.

31:30 Drew Come on. Whatever.

31:34 Adam Hi, George. What's going on?

31:36 Caller Alright. My girlfriend, she said, well, she's not my girlfriend now. She's my ex-girlfriend. But she said she got pregnant with one of my kids. And she said she saw...

31:49 Drew One of your kids?

31:50 Caller Well...

31:50 Adam I hope it wasn't your favorite.

31:52 Caller No.

31:53 Adam Okay.

31:53 Matt Pinfield She's all...

31:54 Caller I got pregnant with your kid and she's like, I need you to, you know, stay with me so I can get an abortion or whatever. So, she went in, she said she got an abortion. And then I'm like, alright, I'm out of here. So, like, I dumped her. And then she's all, well, I got some good news and bad news. I'm like, well, what's the good news and what's the bad news? And she's all, well, it worked. But it didn't work. I'm all, what the hell are you talking about? She's all, well, they got rid of the first baby and... but they found a second heartbeat.

32:24 Drew Oh, that's interesting. So there was twins and they didn't know it.

32:28 Caller Well, I don't think it was twins. I think, like she said, it was like a second month or two months or whatever.

32:34 Drew No, twins. That's what she's saying.

32:37 Adam Well, he thinks she got pregnant again. Is that what you think, George?

32:42 Caller Yeah, I think that she could either be lying or she just... I wonder if, like, when they get aborted, they could kill one kid and there could be a second child.

32:55 Drew Yeah, I've never heard of that, but I suppose that can happen.

32:58 Matt Pinfield Why do you keep having sex with her if you really weren't into her anymore? That's my question.

33:03 Caller It was Super Bowl Sunday.

33:04 Drew Oh, well, there you go.

33:06 Matt Pinfield Wait a minute. How many days ago was that? How many days ago was it?

33:09 Drew Yeah, how would she be pregnant in three days?

33:11 That was last year.

33:13 Caller Yeah.

33:14 Matt Pinfield Well, so what happened since then?

33:16 Caller She said that, I don't know, I haven't talked to her in a while and I was just wondering if she could have had a kid or.

33:23 Adam No, don't worry about it.

33:25 Matt Pinfield She's playing games with you.

33:26 Adam All right. Listen, you got to prepare for junior college. You've got to start focusing, okay? Are you sure you don't have time to mess with this? All right, George.

33:35 Caller All right.

33:36 Adam All right. Take care, brother.

33:37 Caller All right.

33:37 Thanks a lot.

33:38 Adam Listen, they would know if someone is pregnant with twins.

33:42 Drew No, you can miss it.

33:44 Adam Well, when they do an abortion from a procedural standpoint, if I said that right, they first establish whether you're pregnant.

33:55 Drew They try to evacuate everything, including scraping the lining of the uterus.

33:59 Adam So they find out whether you're pregnant. Yeah. Then if you're pregnant, they don't do any ultrasound or anything like that, right?

34:05 Drew Not necessarily.

34:05 Adam They just get in there and clean house. Yeah. And anything that's in there is coming out, right?

34:10 Drew Right. But you can move around. You can miss it. They can miss it. It's possible.

34:15 Adam It's just like a vacuum.

34:17 Drew It doesn't make much sense. And I've never heard of that happening, but I imagine that it's possible, but I don't know that.

34:22 Adam So like maybe the one kid was clinging on to a lung or something.

34:26 Drew It's called corneal pregnancies, where they get up way up in the corneal, and they may be out of reach of the vacuum or something, or they made a mistake. Who knows? I mean, I don't know.

34:33 Adam Or the wrong attachment.

34:34 Drew Sometimes the floor attachment is supposed to be the curtain.

34:38 Jesus Christ, Drew.

34:41 Adam You know, sometimes I make a joke, but if Drew regurgitates it back at me, it sickening me. I really feel the full weight of it. Yeah, it's horrible.

34:50 Drew Actually, I'm happy to make the joke about that procedure, because people take it way too lightly. It sort of highlights how lightly we take it, in fact.

34:58 Adam You making sport of it?

34:59 Drew Well, it's disgusting when you make light of that, because it's a serious deal.

35:04 Adam Chuck, you're 23.

35:06 Caller Yeah, how are you?

35:07 Adam What's up?

35:09 Caller I've been with my girlfriend for about 6 years now, and after we had a kid, she doesn't want to have sex anymore.

35:18 Drew How long ago was the child?

35:21 Caller She's about 2 and a half now.

35:22 Drew And it's been nothing ever since?

35:24 Caller It has been, but it's like I have to, you know...

35:28 Drew Do you have any other kids?

35:29 Caller No, that's it.

35:30 Drew Is your wife depressed?

35:32 Caller Not that I know of.

35:34 Adam Chuck, hold on. What's going on back there? Are you at work?

35:37 Caller Yeah.

35:37 Adam You work on a drawbridge or something? No, I work for a printing company. Oh, yeah. Printing companies, man, they work, they do 24-hour shifts.

35:47 Drew I thought printing companies now were click, click, click computers.

35:50 Adam No, they sit in their seats and work three shifts. Hey, Chuck?

35:55 Drew Yup.

35:56 Adam All right. So she's, I was so distracted with that humming in the background, I wasn't sure what his question was. But she's closed down sexually after she had the kid.

36:05 Drew Very common. Sometimes depression, sometimes-

36:08 Adam Six years ago, though, wasn't it?

36:09 Drew Two and a half, two and a half. Sometimes-

36:11 Adam Oh, they've been together for six years?

36:12 Drew Yeah.

36:12 Adam Yeah, they've been together for six years.

36:13 Drew Sometimes the stress of being a mother, sometimes the emotional issues that are dredged up from raising kids, there's lots of reasons that women particularly, and sometimes both partner, sexuality can change, at least during early childbirth.

36:26 Adam All right, so what should they do?

36:27 Drew Sometimes it's something as simple as sort of reestablishing her normal menstrual cycles, being on birth control pills, sort of getting her normal hormones back in shape can reestablish some of her sexuality. Sometimes it's treating a mood disturbance, sometimes it's getting more help at home, so you guys have more time to nurture the relationship.

36:41 Adam All right. Anderson, where are we at? A commercial with The Man Show?

36:45 Drew On the back of the commercial.

36:46 Adam All right. Well, we better take a little break then. Matt Pinfield is here tonight. We will talk more to him after this.

36:58 Loveline will be right back.

37:28 Adam It's Loveline and Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew, Matt Pinfield is our guest tonight from the Farm Club on USA. I'm sorry, I should say thefarmclub.com on USA. Monday night at 11 o'clock. Matt, I bet you know who that last band you just heard was.

37:44 Yeah.

37:45 Adam Yeah, who was that?

37:46 Who was it?

37:47 Matt Pinfield You tell me.

37:47 Caller I don't know.

37:48 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

37:51 Adam Fog Hat? I don't know.

37:54 Matt Pinfield I think it was REO Speed Dealer.

37:56 Adam Who was that?

37:57 Matt Pinfield No, that's really the name of a band. You think I'm kidding, right?

37:59 Adam REO Speed Dealer?

38:00 Drew Yeah.

38:01 Caller They had been forced to change their name.

38:03 Drew It's a good riff. I had Dishwala on a webcast tonight.

38:07 Adam Oh yeah?

38:07 Drew Yeah. They were telling me that I was asking the usual, tell people where the name came from, all that stuff. They said, oh yeah, we saw in a magazine article about Indian pirate satellite users.

38:18 Adam Yeah.

38:19 Drew And they went, and we had been through a thousand names, but they were all taken. You have to go through a copyright registration review every time you want to call it, name a band. You do.

38:28 Matt Pinfield You absolutely do.

38:28 Drew They said it cost a fortune every time they come up with a name. They'd have to do another copyright review.

38:32 Adam Yeah.

38:33 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

38:33 Adam That's why I've had my rap name Mayonnaise.

38:37 Matt Pinfield Mayonnaise?

38:38 Drew Copywritten.

38:38 Adam Mayonnaise.

38:39 Matt Pinfield I saw a name that I didn't think too many people would try to steal that's a band called the Anal Q-Tips, which I thought was kind of interesting.

38:45 Adam So yeah.

38:47 Matt Pinfield Flavored Animas was another one.

38:49 Adam Butt Trumpet's a good name.

38:50 Caller Yeah.

38:51 Adam That's a girl group there. You've heard of them, right?

38:54 Matt Pinfield Yeah, absolutely.

38:55 Caller Yeah.

38:55 Matt Pinfield Used to get played on K-Rock actually.

38:57 Caller Yeah.

38:58 Adam Amanda?

38:59 Caller Yes.

39:00 Adam You're 24?

39:01 Drew What's up?

39:03 Caller Well, I'm pregnant. Okay. I have a five-year-old daughter.

39:07 Drew Are you married?

39:07 Caller She knows. She's been to the ultrasound and stuff.

39:11 Drew Are you married?

39:12 Caller No.

39:13 Drew Okay.

39:13 Adam Okay.

39:14 Caller And so I was thinking about giving up for adoption, but I would, I wanted to check and see what the long-term effects would be on her.

39:20 Drew Wow. Interesting.

39:22 Adam Well, the long-term effect is good.

39:24 Drew It could be good, but, you know, kids get real attached also. She's probably excited about this.

39:28 Adam Oh, wait a minute. She's talking about her five-year-old?

39:31 Drew Yeah.

39:32 Caller Yeah.

39:32 Adam Oh, I thought you're talking about the one you're currently pregnant with.

39:36 Caller No, I'm five months pregnant.

39:38 Drew What's the effect on the five-year-old since she's participated in this pregnancy?

39:42 Caller Yeah.

39:42 Drew If she were to give it up for an adoption?

39:44 Adam I see.

39:45 Drew She goes with the ultrasound. She's excited. She's buying the clothes. You can imagine. I'm going to have a little sister, pal.

39:53 Caller Yeah.

39:54 Adam Kids bounce back pretty quick, though. I mean, they're pretty durable little buggers.

39:58 Drew You know what? I don't know. I don't know. I imagine there will be some effect, and it may be, you're right, it may be a complete resilience with no significant long-term effect. Or it could be a major loss.

40:08 Adam Kids aren't nuts about new kids, often times, too.

40:11 Drew They think they are, when the fantasy is something actually they are rather attached to.

40:14 Matt Pinfield Until the attention has to be split.

40:16 Drew Yeah, when they actually have to compete for attention with mom, it ain't so cool anymore.

40:19 Adam Right.

40:20 Matt Pinfield That's where sibling rivalry comes in. Right. Even with the baby.

40:24 Drew Yeah. And so, I don't know.

40:26 Caller She's told my parents and stuff that she's getting a baby sister and whatnot.

40:30 Drew Yeah, I would think it would be tough.

40:33 Adam All right.

40:34 Matt Pinfield Is the issue of your parents finding out about maybe giving it up also something that's a concern to you?

40:38 Caller I've told my parents just recently, and they're not too thrilled about it.

40:41 Drew Why did you get so involved in including her in all this?

40:44 Caller I'm sorry?

40:44 Drew Why did you get so involved in including your daughter in all this?

40:49 Caller Well, it's just a matter of I didn't have a baby sister at the time when I went to my ultrasound.

40:54 Adam Oh, boy.

40:54 Caller And so she ended up going with it, and the doctor had said, I mean, I didn't make it clear to the doctor that I was giving up for adoption. And so they said to her...

41:03 Matt Pinfield They're making a fuss over her, right?

41:05 Caller Yeah.

41:05 Adam Oh, man.

41:06 Drew This is a really tough decision.

41:07 Adam This is why you stick with the stork story until they're at least in their teens, you know?

41:12 Drew Mommy's just getting fat.

41:13 Adam Yeah. Mommy's drinking a lot of a lot of keg beer or something, you know? Hey, Amanda. Listen, I don't want to discourage anybody from giving their child up for adoption, and you sound like you should because you're not married, you already have a child, and you can't afford to sit her.

41:31 Caller Yeah, I'm not in a position.

41:32 Adam You're not in a position. Fine.

41:34 Drew And that's probably more real than anything else.

41:36 Adam That is priority one.

41:37 Drew Yeah, reality is reality, and regardless of the pain the child has to deal with, what about the pain of the child or both children when now you have a mom split between two kids who don't have a pod? Yeah.

41:48 Adam Okay. Well, she agreed with me. So give the kid up for adoption, and then make up some kind of fairy tale for the kid. They'll buy right into it, buy him a toy, and then the kid will snap back into ours. What do you think the kid's going to do? Spiral into a depression of alcoholism?

42:04 Drew Well, she lost no dad. Mom's kind of chaotic.

42:09 Adam Lindsay, you're 17.

42:12 Caller What's up?

42:14 Caller First of all, I want to say I love you guys, and I wish I could go see you on Saturday at OSU, but I'm busy. Anyway, I was recently diagnosed as having an ovarian cyst, and I'm going in Tuesday to have it removed.

42:33 Drew Why?

42:34 Caller Huh?

42:34 Drew Why?

42:35 Caller Why?

42:37 Caller It's been very painful.

42:38 Drew Have you tried birth control pills? They usually recede on that.

42:42 Caller That was one of my options, but it's fairly large. It's about six centimeters, and so I'd like to have it removed.

42:50 Drew Why? I think that I hate those surgeries.

42:54 Adam I can't get into this. Why? Why? Why? I can't do it anymore. Why? You're yelling into the mic and no one hears you anyway.

43:02 Drew That's routinely the case, isn't it?

43:04 Adam Start saying how come or something. Just so we can break it up just a little bit so they can say how come.

43:10 Drew How come you feel a need to have an operation? Wait, that's not her.

43:14 Adam Oh, it isn't?

43:15 Drew Let me talk to her.

43:15 Adam Screwed that up.

43:16 Drew Sorry.

43:16 Adam What is it? Three? Sorry.

43:18 Drew Lindsay?

43:19 Caller Yes?

43:19 Drew How come you feel a need to have an operation? I mean, why go through all that?

43:22 Caller The doctor felt that that would be the best thing for me.

43:26 Drew My own opinion is that the gynecologists are awfully aggressive with that. They go away the vast majority of the time with the pill.

43:32 Adam Well, listen, the guy wants it and she wants it, so let them go.

43:34 Drew Well, I have a feeling she's pushing for it.

43:36 Adam Are you pushing for it?

43:37 Caller Yeah.

43:38 Drew For no good reason, Lindsay. Why?

43:40 Caller It's been very painful and I want it out of me.

43:43 Drew It will go away if you get on the pill for a while.

43:45 Caller Yes. That was an option that was given to me as well.

43:49 Drew Why wouldn't you do that?

43:51 Caller Why?

43:52 Caller I just didn't want to do that.

43:54 Drew Why not? How come? Excuse me, Adam.

43:56 Caller How come?

43:58 Drew Oh, you hung up on her.

43:59 Adam I don't care.

44:00 Drew Okay, you form cyst every month. Every month you form a cyst. Sometimes they don't rupture, they get kind of big and they're uncomfortable. Do you have to have an operation for that? Not usually.

44:09 Adam She wants one every month. It's true.

44:09 Matt Pinfield Every month.

44:11 Drew It's corpus luteum cyst. That's what releases the egg. Sometimes they don't rupture properly, they close off.

44:16 Adam Oh, she's dying for one. I don't care. Let her have it. Lily? Yes. And by the way, don't call the show. If you want a procedure done, you've talked to your doctor, gynecologist, into it, and you're going to sit and argue with Drew, just don't pick up the goddamn phone. Not you, Lily. I'm yelling at her last time.

44:35 Matt Pinfield There's still comedy on the last one.

44:37 Caller Okay. I agree with y'all.

44:39 Adam Well, it's like you're calling the show, you talk to Drew, Drew tells you his opinion 15 times, you guys go back and forth like some kind of a tetherball match, and then you eventually just go do what you want to do anyway. So don't call the show. That's what I'm saying. All right, Lily, what's up with you?

44:56 Caller I am into bondage and some light brutality as far as hitting, possibly, I mean, we've done the bondage thing. I'm into knives.

45:09 Adam Knives?

45:10 Caller Yes.

45:11 Matt Pinfield On yourself or on someone else?

45:13 Adam She just collects them.

45:13 Drew Did somebody really beat the crap out of you when you were a kid?

45:16 Caller No, no, no, nothing like that.

45:18 Adam Something.

45:19 Caller There's no psychological reason for me to want somebody to do this to me.

45:24 Caller Something happened.

45:25 Adam Yeah, but why?

45:28 Caller Why?

45:29 Drew Nobody ever hit you growing up? No.

45:33 Caller Yeah, but nothing.

45:35 Drew Well, that's where it comes from. That's why I'm asking. That's why I wouldn't believe that this history wasn't there because that's where this comes from.

45:42 Caller Is that where this comes from? I really don't.

45:46 Drew That's magic. It's magic that I knew you'd been hit as a child. It's magic.

45:49 Adam Well, who did the hitting, your dad?

45:52 Caller Yes.

45:53 Adam How much hitting did he do?

45:56 Caller I mean, I got in trouble maybe twice and was reprimanded for it and that was it.

46:01 Adam So he hit you twice in your life?

46:03 Caller Yeah.

46:04 Drew Did he use an object when he did that?

46:08 Caller No, just, you know, a paddling, whatever.

46:11 Drew Did he use a paddle?

46:14 Caller Actually, I believe he used a belt.

46:16 Drew Okay, that is overt physical abuse.

46:19 Adam Okay, well, that happens to a lot of people, though, Drew.

46:23 Drew Well, that's where the, Adam.

46:24 Adam No, quiet. That's where this crap comes from. I heard nothing. Lily.

46:28 Caller Yes.

46:29 Adam What else? Not my mic, you little weed. What else happened to you?

46:35 Caller Nothing else happened to me as far as why I would want someone to do.

46:39 Adam Yeah, right, but I just want to do a little problem. Drew, quiet.

46:42 Quiet.

46:44 Adam Now, when did you lose your virginity?

46:46 Caller When I was 18.

46:47 Adam 18. And did your dad drink?

46:51 Caller No.

46:51 Adam No. Just heroin? And he's still together with your mom? And what does he do for a living? Some form of construction? No. What does he do?

47:00 He's a businessman.

47:02 Adam And he hit you just a couple of times, but with about maybe two or three occasions?

47:07 Yes.

47:08 Adam All right. And nobody ever did anything physical to you? No grandpas, no uncles?

47:12 Caller No.

47:13 Adam No raping, no molesting, none of the good stuff?

47:16 Caller No.

47:16 Adam But you still like being beat on?

47:20 Caller I don't know. I think I would. My problem is...

47:22 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. My problem is we got to take a commercial. But hold on a second, Lily. Okay. There's more to be found here. I get it. She's got that little girl voice too, so there's something going on. All right. We're going to take a break. I'm going to beat on Matt Pinfield, I guess. And then we'll come back after this.

47:37 Let's have some more fun.

47:39 Caller Okay.

47:40 Matt Pinfield Let's do it.

47:41 Caller Call Loveline 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:45 Loveline will be right back.

47:47 Matt Pinfield Well, here's how it samples.

48:18 Adam All right, so Loveline, we're going to take a quick ten-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just ten seconds.

48:25 Matt Pinfield This is Loveline on Radio Station.

48:40 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Tonight, our guests from thefarmclub.com. Matt Pinfield is our guest. What's happening now? USA Network. Monday nights, 11 o'clock. Of course, you know, Matt, from all those years with 120 Minutes and MTV and... Oh, I bet you miss it already, Matt.

49:03 Matt Pinfield Oh, you know, hey, you know, I've had a lot of great years there, but I'm enjoying what I'm doing now. The show's amazing. It's cool. Like I said, this week, I mean, Fred Durst and Method Man do their duet live, Power Man 5000, Red Man. So it'll be a good show. Plus, an unsigned band. Hopefully, if you're listening out there anywhere in the country, you'll upload your music to our website at farmclub.com because we're looking for cool talent. We want to put people on the show. Fly it LA and rock it.

49:26 Adam Matt is truly a music aficionado, and he loves it so much that the little, the little drops or breaks or what the hell is that called only come in and out of commercials there, Drew?

49:38 Drew Intros, outros.

49:39 Adam Yeah, there you go. You hear a bass line, his head just starts moving. You can't stop it. I was thinking, like if you were like a private eye or something, and you got the drop on somebody, and you're like holding a gun on him, but then they picked up a bass guitar, and they started playing like a bass riff like from Barney Miller, your head starts moving around, and then you just drop the gun, and the guy keeps playing the bass and walks over to you, and he kicks you in the nuts.

50:06 Matt Pinfield Man, that bass is my kryptonite, man.

50:08 Drew You can get my hands and lead him into a cage.

50:11 Adam That's right, walk him around with the bass.

50:12 Matt Pinfield Oh, it's true.

50:16 Adam Yeah, there's not enough leading into cages anymore on TV. We got to get that back, too, Drew. Lily?

50:23 Yes.

50:23 Adam Potato Bugs and leading animals into cages via some music that they play. All right, so you're into bondage.

50:31 Yes.

50:32 Drew With an object.

50:33 Adam Well, a couple of times she got the belt.

50:36 Drew Magically, I think that.

50:38 Adam Yeah, but it's more that little girl voice that scares me.

50:41 Drew Obviously, when a parent can do that to a kid, there's a lot more.

50:43 Adam All right. Now, Lily, come on, come clean with us now, would you please?

50:47 Caller What?

50:48 Drew What happened? Let me go ahead. Thank you, sweet spirit. What happened around 15?

50:53 Caller Nothing. I'm there is no. I'm not having this fantasy or wanting.

50:59 Drew Hold on. You weren't sort of attacked or something?

51:02 Caller No.

51:04 Adam No. No rape, no trauma, no nothing, no abuse.

51:07 Caller Sorry, but no.

51:09 Adam Okay. All right. Well, then this is it. This is your life.

51:14 Caller Yes.

51:15 Adam And you have any brothers or sisters?

51:17 Caller Yes.

51:18 Caller I have a younger brother and a younger sister.

51:20 Adam What are they into?

51:22 Caller I have no idea and I'm not sure I'd want to know.

51:24 Adam Are you not living at the house anymore?

51:29 Caller No.

51:29 Caller How come?

51:31 Caller Well, I'm 20 years old. I work for the National Guard. You know, I kind of grew up and moved out.

51:37 Caller All right.

51:38 Drew How old were you when you moved out?

51:40 Caller 19.

51:41 Drew Okay.

51:41 Caller All right.

51:42 Matt Pinfield Now, you talked about cutting your boyfriend's thigh with a scalpel. What about that? You're like a sadomasochist. Do you like it?

51:49 Yes.

51:50 Drew You didn't witness any violence or anything when you were growing up?

51:53 Excuse me?

51:54 Drew You never witnessed any violence yourself?

51:55 No.

51:56 Adam All right. All right. Well, maybe you have a brain tumor. You gotta look on the bright side.

52:01 Drew What do you get, little girl?

52:03 Caller Why is there something wrong with-

52:05 Adam I don't know.

52:05 Drew I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

52:06 Adam Well, there is something wrong with it. Of course there's something wrong with it.

52:09 Drew No, no, no.

52:10 Adam We're just trying to explain. There is something wrong with it. What are you talking about?

52:12 Drew We're just trying to explain why.

52:13 Adam She's cutting on her, she's like Frankenstein over here. She's cutting on her boyfriend's thigh with a scalpel and sucking on the blood. Of course, there's something wrong with it you've cracked by.

52:22 Matt Pinfield Passive aggressive.

52:23 Drew Aggressive, aggressive.

52:25 Matt Pinfield Well, the voice is passive.

52:27 Adam All right. Lily, keep going until you got to do something else, all right?

52:32 Caller All right.

52:33 Drew But is there no addiction in your family anywhere?

52:35 Caller No.

52:36 Matt Pinfield Do you use drugs or?

52:37 Caller No.

52:38 Adam No. Your mom and dad don't drink, don't do any drugs.

52:41 Drew It's a big missing piece of this whole puzzle.

52:44 Adam Yeah.

52:44 Drew That's all we can tell you, Lily. It's something either you're not aware of or you're not telling us or something.

52:48 Caller It must be something I'm unaware of.

52:50 Adam Well, you got that little girl voice. So, what's going on there?

52:53 Caller I cannot help what I sound like.

52:55 Adam No. I know. I know.

52:56 Drew That's why we know.

52:57 Adam It was formed somewhere.

52:58 Caller Yeah.

52:59 Adam All right. Well, you're having a good time. Enjoy.

53:01 Caller All right.

53:02 Adam Thank you. All righty.

53:04 Drew By the way, it's not about passing judgment on these things.

53:06 Adam Oh, yeah, it is.

53:08 Caller No, not me. Hey, what's going on, guys? That's me.

53:13 Adam Listen, let me explain my theory with people. Wacky behavior equals wacky.

53:20 Caller Yeah.

53:21 Adam That's it. You can't do weird ass and not be weird. You're banging your dog and that's the only weird thing you do, you're still weirdo.

53:29 Caller Yeah.

53:30 Adam You're cutting on with a scalpel or whatever. People are like, well, listen, different strokes for different folks. Now, when you do weird stuff, you're a weird person and that's it. That's the way you're judged and I'm fine with that. You know what I mean? It's like the handsome guy, well, he cuts on himself, he does this, he does that, but he's never hurt any kids. You want him to watch your kids? Well, no.

53:51 Drew That's right. But I don't think you judge those.

53:54 Adam I do.

53:54 Drew Well, no, but listen, you make judgments about what you're dealing with in terms of how they're put together, but you don't have to pass judgment on their worth.

54:01 Adam Oh, yes.

54:02 Drew Worthless.

54:04 Adam Much less worth than someone who doesn't cut on themselves.

54:06 Drew Of course. People's choices does not apply. I mean, listen, Lily's not like a fine person.

54:11 Adam I judge them by their cars, too. What are you talking about?

54:13 Drew These are some choices that we see as problems because they seem like she's trying to solve something that she's not dealing with, but in and of itself, there's nothing wrong with it. If that's the boyfriend, I can send him. Enjoy.

54:24 Adam All right. Gary?

54:25 Caller Yes, Adam.

54:25 Adam You're 28 now. I'm sorry. What's going on?

54:28 Caller Well, my friend, first let me say hi to Matt. I'm a fan from the HTJ.

54:32 Matt Pinfield Gary, you know me from the Asbury Park, New Jersey, Radio Days.

54:35 Caller That's right, man. I live in New Brunswick.

54:37 Matt Pinfield That's cool. Do you remember I used to DJ at a club there in New Brunswick, the Melody for years?

54:40 Caller Oh yeah, the Melody, man. Yeah, yeah.

54:42 Matt Pinfield Three nights a week, I used to rock out that alternative and dance.

54:45 Caller That's still not a bad place.

54:46 Matt Pinfield It's the only place, a club that's still standing in that area, right? Asbury Park? No, that's in New Brunswick, actually. I did a club there called the Melody for years and then a station, HTG in Asbury. That's great, Gary. I appreciate that.

54:57 Drew I really do.

54:58 Caller Those are good days. Absolutely. Here's my question. I know you get this question a lot, but I never heard a good answer to it. A lot of my favorite writers have used drugs to augment their writing.

55:12 Drew Who's your favorite writer?

55:14 Caller Like Coleridge, Tom Traubin, Clemence Alcantara, you know, across the board there.

55:21 Matt Pinfield Onaress is definitely one.

55:22 Caller Anyway, so my question is this. I was wondering a hard answer on the side effects of doing little acid or little mushrooms.

55:31 Drew A single exposure?

55:33 Caller Like, yeah, say like, I mean, two or three times, maybe. I haven't done it yet myself. As you guys are so fond of saying, the cement is hard now, 28.

55:40 Drew Yeah. For mushrooms, I don't know of any evidence that a single exposure is likely to cause long-term problems. I did LSD 50 times in two years.

55:52 Adam Yeah, you see? He's still fine.

55:54 Drew I'm screwed up.

55:55 Adam He can't write worth a damn, I'll tell you that.

55:58 Drew So, a single exposure like that, I don't know. LSD, on the other hand, it scares me. I've just seen some locked-in syndromes and some awful reactions to that drug. Not all the time and usually only after 30 or 40 exposures. Wow. But I've seen things after a single exposure.

56:13 Adam It's not going to kill you, but if you think it's going to unlock some sort of creative genius, you're wrong too. I mean, if you can write, you can write, and if you can't, you can't. And those guys who did those drugs-

56:23 Drew We're writing about those experiences. They didn't change their writing. They were just writing about that.

56:27 Adam Some of them were, but others would probably have just been better writers if they weren't getting drunk or high or whatever anyway. Same with musicians. Hold on a second. Drum on a roll here. There's tons of bands, almost all of them who went through their periods of just drinking to excess or doing tons of coke or tons of hallucinogens or heroin or whatever it is. Doesn't mean they wouldn't have been as good had they not done those drugs. Drugs is probably what caused them to break up or come undone.

56:57 Drew They all become convinced. I've treated many, many, many musicians. They all go through this thing where they're scared to death. They insist that they're only creative on drugs. They're scared to death they won't be able to do their work off drugs. They hit major, major bottoms. Lo and behold, they do better off drugs. Magic. In fact, they've done scientific studies with writers where they had them take a drug and then evaluate their performance on the drug. And they always overestimate what they're writing on the drug. Really? Yes.

57:26 Caller Like the value of what they're writing.

57:27 Drew The value. And then you take it back and give it to them later, and they go, oh, this piece of crap.

57:31 Adam Well, what kind of writing do you do, Gary?

57:34 Caller You know, I do mostly creative writing. But right now, I'm doing, in my field, I have a career already, and writing is kind of secondary. I'm kind of doing, like, fictionalized drama of an emergency room.

57:46 Adam All right. Well, listen, try The Mushroom, see what happens.

57:50 Caller All right, guys, listen, can we get a lightning round tonight?

57:54 Adam We did one last night. We'll think about it. Thanks, Gary.

57:58 Drew Let me keep you from doing acid. All right.

58:00 Adam He said Clemens. Is he talking about Mark Twain? What was he talking about when he said Clemens?

58:04 Drew I imagine modern writers had...

58:07 Adam He said Robbins?

58:08 Drew Yeah.

58:09 Adam Did he say Clemens? I swear to God, he said Clemens. All right, hold on one second. Gary?

58:14 Caller Yeah.

58:14 Adam Did you say Clemens?

58:16 Caller Yeah, Samuel Clemens. I said Mark Twain.

58:17 Adam All right. Okay.

58:20 Drew Mark Twain is supposed to have done acid? What's he talking about?

58:23 Adam All right, first off, I want an apology from both of you for gaslighting me there. Yes, I didn't hear it.

58:26 Drew I didn't hear it.

58:27 Adam All right. Secondly, how much acid did Mark Twain drop?

58:31 Caller He didn't do any, but those writers from that time period, drugs were not illegal. They had exposure to other things besides acid.

58:38 Matt Pinfield Obeam.

58:39 Drew Like what?

58:40 Caller Obeam is one. What was some other?

58:42 Matt Pinfield Coagulase.

58:43 Caller Yeah, cocaine. All kinds of weird stuff, has she's.

58:45 Adam Okay.

58:46 Caller Stuff that I don't even do myself.

58:47 Adam All right, Gary.

58:48 Caller Hey, guys. Great job.

58:49 Adam Take care.

58:50 Caller Good night.

58:50 Adam Thanks.

58:51 Drew Mark Twain's smoke pot. Cassidy.

58:54 Adam Hey, Mark Twain couldn't have smoked pot as it catches mustache on fire. They have a huge mustache, you know. What's up there, Cassidy?

59:03 Caller I'm 15 and I've slept with like 25 or 26 people.

59:08 Adam Jesus, I wish I was up in bed.

59:09 Caller Yeah, it's bad, I know. And I was just wondering like why I crave sex so much, like I basically cannot live without it.

59:16 Adam All right. Well, we're guessing maybe daddy abandoned you or sexual abuse. That'd be my guess.

59:22 Caller No sexual abuse. My dad left when I was two. He was a drug addict.

59:27 Drew Well, I would predict also something happened. So you saw your parents or somebody did something to you, either him or his one of his friends.

59:33 Adam Drug addict dad abandoning, that could be enough.

59:36 Drew It could be.

59:37 Caller But to me, something happened to my little sister. We don't think that would directly affect me.

59:40 Drew What happened? What happened to your little sister?

59:41 Caller She was molested.

59:43 Drew Okay. Probability is you would have been too. All right.

59:46 Caller I wasn't even there. But I don't think that would directly affect me.

59:49 Drew But the same guy was a dad?

59:52 Caller We have different dads. It was her babysitter's husband. It's a long drama story.

59:57 Adam All right. Different dads.

59:59 Caller So I just want to know why I crave sexual...

1:00:01 Drew Well, the usual story of sexual compulsivity, which is what you are, or if you're not a sexual addict, is sexual abuse in childhood. That's usually what causes that.

1:00:09 Adam Yeah, but hold on a second.

1:00:10 Drew That's usually what causes that.

1:00:12 Adam Quiet down. There's some women that when daddy abandoned them, crave that attention.

1:00:18 Drew Yes.

1:00:18 Adam And all guys become daddy. And it doesn't necessarily... Now, when you start getting up around 25 at 15, I agree with Drew, it usually smacks of some sort of sexual abuse, but this could just be an exaggerated case of trying to fill that gap, that hole of the former. Yeah, daddy abandoned and now everyone has to become daddy.

1:00:40 Caller Now that I think about it, well, I was raped at 13. I didn't even think about that till this now.

1:00:44 Adam Okay.

1:00:45 Matt Pinfield Who was it?

1:00:46 Drew I bet, Cass, there are other things you're not thinking of, too. And by the way, women sometimes, as a way of dealing with rape, will go on a holy terror for a while. Right.

1:00:54 Adam Don't worry, though. You'll get married and shut down sexually and drive your poor husband nuts.

1:00:59 Caller No, I had.

1:01:00 Adam All right. So, what are you going to do there, Cassidy?

1:01:02 Caller I don't know what to do.

1:01:04 Drew Well, how about dealing with the rape? How about getting involved with some women's support groups or rape counseling?

1:01:09 Caller I did that already.

1:01:10 Adam All right. Well, obviously, you're cured.

1:01:11 Drew Yeah. Obviously, that took very nicely. How many sessions did you go for? Huh? How many years did you go for?

1:01:16 Caller What do you mean, like having sex?

1:01:18 Drew No, the rape treatment.

1:01:20 Caller Oh, it was only for a few months, and I didn't really need it because I wasn't like, I don't even really remember most of it because I was really, really, really drunk.

1:01:28 Adam Oh, okay. Hey, Cassidy? Yeah. Do you want to stop doing what you're doing?

1:01:34 Caller Not really, but kind of.

1:01:35 Adam Oh, okay. All right. I'll forget it then.

1:01:38 Caller Where are we going?

1:01:39 Adam She don't really want to stop. Ben?

1:01:42 Caller Yeah.

1:01:42 Adam You're 24.

1:01:44 Drew Yeah.

1:01:44 Adam What's up?

1:01:45 Caller Well, about a month ago, I met this one lady and we did have sex that night, and I noticed like a couple of days later that my penis had kind of been, I don't know, not the skin was like peeling off in sheets, but just kind of like scaling off. It was just kind of like really dry.

1:02:04 Drew Yeah.

1:02:05 Caller And I was wondering, she told me that she was using a diaphragm with spermicide.

1:02:09 Drew Right.

1:02:09 Caller And I was wondering if that had anything to do with it.

1:02:12 Drew Yeah, it could. You might have a little dermatitis from that. Sometimes guys just get that kind of thing. It was a long night of activity.

1:02:18 Caller Because I've never seen that before and it's never come back.

1:02:21 Drew I wouldn't worry about it. Unless it was painful or actually real inflammatory.

1:02:24 Adam It could be a little yeasty thing.

1:02:26 Drew Yeast is usually red though. But I wouldn't worry about it if it's all gone.

1:02:30 Okay. I just want to say I think you guys are great and cruel. You're funnier than I'll get out.

1:02:34 Adam Thanks, Ben. Thanks for listening.

1:02:36 Alright, bye.

1:02:37 Adam Alright. Sarah.

1:02:40 Hi.

1:02:40 Adam You're 23.

1:02:41 I have a question for Dr. Drew. I was wondering, is it possible for me to get pregnant if my boyfriend and Jack go to me while I'm on my period?

1:02:49 Drew It's possible.

1:02:50 Oh, it is possible.

1:02:52 Adam Why is it possible, Drew?

1:02:54 Drew Because there may be an egg released that she's not aware of, or that her body may not be in cycle with.

1:02:59 Adam It's highly improbable though.

1:03:01 Drew It's not as likely as other times in the cycle, but it's possible.

1:03:04 Adam Len, let me tell you, when your boyfriend ejaculates into you, when you're on your period, you know what comes out of you? A thousand-island.

1:03:15 Caller That is disgusting, isn't it?

1:03:18 Adam Relish and everything.

1:03:19 Matt Pinfield I'll never look at that salad dressing the same again.

1:03:21 Adam You'll never go to Bob's Big Boy again.

1:03:23 Matt Pinfield Oh boy. No special sauce.

1:03:25 Adam All right.

1:03:25 Can I ask you another question?

1:03:26 Adam Yeah. Boy, your boyfriend deserves some sort of medal for being able to squeeze one off in these trying times. Wow.

1:03:35 Caller Dr. Drew?

1:03:35 Drew Sarah?

1:03:36 Caller Can I ask you a question off the air?

1:03:38 Adam No.

1:03:38 Drew What's going on?

1:03:40 Caller Well, I don't want to give out too much because I know a lot of people are listening right now, so.

1:03:45 Drew What's it have to do with?

1:03:46 Caller More health issues.

1:03:48 Adam Uh-oh. Hey, Sarah? Yes. Do you often have sex with your boyfriend when you're on your period?

1:03:59 Caller Twice.

1:04:00 Adam Wow.

1:04:00 Caller Not very often.

1:04:01 Adam That's love. I'll tell you, you guys must be new, right?

1:04:05 Caller Six months.

1:04:05 Adam Yeah. You don't do that when you've been married for 11 years. So I'll nail you next month. Don't worry about it. That vagina is not going anywhere. Even if it does, don't worry. I'll take care of myself. Hey, Sarah? Tell us, give us a clue as to the question you want to ask Drew off the air.

1:04:25 Caller HPV, how contagious is it?

1:04:28 Drew Very.

1:04:29 Caller Very?

1:04:29 Drew Very.

1:04:30 Caller What are the symptoms for guys?

1:04:31 Drew None.

1:04:32 Caller None?

1:04:33 Drew Zero.

1:04:33 Adam Well, guys can have warts, can't they?

1:04:34 Drew They may see them or maybe zero.

1:04:36 Adam Really?

1:04:37 Drew You either see them or you don't. But if you have warts, if you had an APAP smear, you actually have visible warts, and you have sex with a guy who's got it.

1:04:45 Adam If you're a guy, and I know you don't know the answer to this, but I'm going to ask anyway, if you have...

1:04:50 Drew By the way, does Sarah think we've never had a wart question on this show before?

1:04:53 Adam I don't know, but her boyfriend's listening, and she didn't want to tip him off. How many people do you think, how many men do you think harbor this HPV virus and never see a wart? Is that possible?

1:05:06 Drew Yeah.

1:05:07 Adam Is there a large population of those people?

1:05:10 Drew I don't know.

1:05:10 Adam Just carriers? Wouldn't you say that most...

1:05:13 Drew Eventually they have a wart.

1:05:14 Adam Most guys that have warts will see some manifestation of it eventually?

1:05:18 Drew At least the warts that are of a significance in terms of passing a risk for cervical cancer.

1:05:23 Adam Okay. So it's probably not a large group of people carrying it that have never seen any representation of it. All right. Kayla?

1:05:31 Caller Yeah.

1:05:32 Adam You're 20? What's up?

1:05:34 Caller I have a friend who just told me that she had AIDS and my first question is I have no want to ever really talk to her again and I was wondering if that's normal.

1:05:43 Drew Why? Sure. She's your friend, right?

1:05:46 Adam Let her die solitary slow death. That's a good thing.

1:05:49 Caller No. I've known her for five years and her behavior, that how she's contracted this is just not something that I want in a friend. Because she's very irresponsible. How she got it is very stupid. I would say stupid on this edge and it's just not something I want to be around.

1:06:05 Drew How did she get it?

1:06:06 Matt Pinfield Did she confide in you as a friend, came to you for like just some comfort as a friend?

1:06:12 Caller She kind of just sent out a mass email to everyone, saying, Hi everyone, I have AIDS. Thanks.

1:06:18 Caller Bye.

1:06:20 Adam How did she get it?

1:06:22 Caller Actually she was having sex with couples and with other men and with other women and she supposes that she got it from a guy.

1:06:29 Adam Why did you hang with her all these years before she got the AIDS when you didn't agree with her lifestyle?

1:06:35 Caller We've been friends for five years and the first two years we were pretty much inseparable and she wasn't doing that then and then I moved away to go to go to college. I don't know if Drew remembers me. I was the Yucaypa High School cheerleader.

1:06:46 Drew Oh my god. That's wild. We had an ongoing relationship back when Ricky Rachman was with the Yucaypa High School.

1:06:54 Adam Oh really?

1:06:54 Caller Yeah. I was a previous guest five years ago.

1:06:57 Drew Wow.

1:06:58 Adam All right. So listen, you guys sort of fell out of favor with each other, right? You haven't seen her too much.

1:07:04 Caller She moved away to a-

1:07:05 Adam All right.

1:07:06 Matt Pinfield She's on a different lives anyway.

1:07:07 Adam Yeah.

1:07:08 Caller I guess, well, this is my big question. A mutual friend of ours she slept with during that same time. She hasn't talked to this guy for a very long time and pretty much ever since they broke up. With the way that I wrote her back once and the way that she told me about it and how she got it, I'm pretty sure that he had contact with her after she accepted it and I'm wondering if I should tell him.

1:07:31 Matt Pinfield Oh yeah, you got to tell him, absolutely.

1:07:33 Adam Matt, you got to do it, Kayla.

1:07:34 Matt Pinfield You care about him, tell him.

1:07:36 Caller Okay.

1:07:37 Adam All right.

1:07:38 Caller Okay, thank you.

1:07:38 Drew Good to hear from you.

1:07:39 Adam All right. She sounded a little calculating.

1:07:42 Drew Ah, commercial.

1:07:44 Adam Brett?

1:07:45 Matt Pinfield Yeah?

1:07:45 Adam You're 16?

1:07:46 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:07:47 Adam You and your brother had a threesome?

1:07:49 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:07:50 Adam With your cousin? And she got pregnant?

1:07:54 Matt Pinfield Well, I'm not sure if she's pregnant right now or not. But if she is, I mean, do you think the baby would come out like all deformed or...?

1:08:01 Adam Even if it came out normal, probably be in bad shape with you guys.

1:08:04 Drew Well, even if it hadn't been a product of a threesome.

1:08:07 Caller Well, I was having sex before.

1:08:09 Matt Pinfield Before my brother was with her. And she wanted my brother to get involved. And I asked and he said, okay. And so, I mean, I don't know how to tell if it's my kid. And I'm kind of embarrassed to ask, you know.

1:08:21 Adam Now listen, there's only one scientific way to do it. When the kid comes out, you and your brother get on each side of the room, you start calling. Whoever the kid crawls to gets to keep the kid. Haven't you seen those westerns when someone's accused of stealing a horse?

1:08:34 Matt Pinfield I don't watch too much TV.

1:08:36 Adam Oh, really?

1:08:37 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:08:37 Adam You ain't reading.

1:08:39 Matt Pinfield No, I don't do much.

1:08:40 Adam What are you doing? I picture Brett just staring at it. You know what I picture Brett doing? Remember in the 70s, they had those bad multicolored light things you put in front of your Christmas tree and they just turned very slowly?

1:08:54 Drew Yeah.

1:08:54 Adam There was like a green slice and a red slice and a blue slice. It was really as advanced as the day as the technology would allow it in 1974.

1:09:04 Drew That's something that needs to appear in movies to place. It was the late 60s thing. It's to place something in time.

1:09:10 Adam I picture Brett just staring at that thing going around with the paddle, with the string on it.

1:09:19 Caller Rubber ball.

1:09:21 Adam I might take him as the string ball and cup guy. I got to find out the name of that thing. They only dragged them out during Christmas time and they'd put it in front of your Christmas tree and it was like one light bulb on a little stand. It looked like a little fan. A little floodlight in there and it had this little plexiglass kind of wheel and it slowly turned past the light and in theory it would shed different colors on the tree but the reality was it was just a sort of a brown haze went on the stand part of it. It didn't really project worth an ass. Matt Pinfield is here.

1:10:01 Drew We just go brighter and darker.

1:10:03 Adam We've discussed that and also the potato bug tonight so we're really taking a walk down memory lane. We'll talk to Brett when we come back, threesome, girl's pregnant, cousin wants to know who daddy is. We'll tell him after this.

1:10:18 Yo, Loveline will be right back, homie.

1:10:53 Adam It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, and it is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Matt Pinfield is our guest tonight. thefarmclub.com is the name of Matt's new show on the USA Network, Monday night, 11 o'clock. Please do watch it. Matt is a very nice guy. He just complimented me, so, you know, I love anyone who compliments me. I'm a soft touch.

1:11:15 Matt Pinfield And it's a good show, too.

1:11:17 Adam And it is a good show, and it's nice because Matt is, he's a fan of music and he knows music. And I, and a good host and does a good job with it. But I like the idea that you're such an authentic fan.

1:11:33 Drew Let us be a lesson by any future guests on this show. Just come in and compliment Adam and all of a sudden, you'll be perceived as a great performer, host, whatever you happen to be.

1:11:41 Adam Well, I immediately label you genius. You have exquisite taste. Well, please, it takes a certain amount of smarts to recognize genius. Doesn't it, Drew? Absolutely.

1:11:53 Drew A certain amount, yes.

1:11:53 Adam Okay. And Matt has just enough.

1:11:56 Drew Adam, look at this. There's your list.

1:11:58 Adam He's smart. What list?

1:12:00 Drew The stations are on.

1:12:01 Adam Oh, really? Wow. Did I ask for this?

1:12:04 Drew No, Matt did.

1:12:05 Adam Oh, he did?

1:12:05 Matt Pinfield You want to see all the stations around.

1:12:07 Drew He wants to just...

1:12:09 Matt Pinfield See, we're like, I have friends that might be listed.

1:12:12 Drew Set your prowess, Adam, and congratulate you for all your success.

1:12:14 Adam Wow. We're on all these stations?

1:12:15 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:12:16 Adam Oh, we should get paid more.

1:12:18 Caller In Revelation.

1:12:19 Adam We're on like five stations.

1:12:21 Matt Pinfield It's like 75.

1:12:22 Adam No, I'll tell you, I know the affiliates love this talk, but if you put a gun to Drew's head and my head, I think between the two of us, we could come up with like seven stations that we're on. But here's what I want you to do, all you affiliates. Pretend it's your station that we would say. You know, the worst is when people call in and they go, yeah, I'm calling from Seacane, New Jersey. And we go, yeah? And they go, yeah. And we go, where did you hear about the show? And they go, it's been on for five years. And we go, oh, yeah. Of course. Of course. Seacane. That's a great market. We love them out there. All right. Where the hell were we? We were speaking to Brett. Brett is 16. Brett.

1:13:14 Matt Pinfield How old is your cousin, Brett?

1:13:16 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:13:16 Adam The cousin you had sex with and potentially got pregnant. How old is she?

1:13:21 Caller She's 15.

1:13:23 Adam And you and your brother, who was how old?

1:13:26 Matt Pinfield 19.

1:13:27 Adam Took turns having sex with her? And it wasn't distracting at all to you to have your brother, you know, naked with an arrest warrant?

1:13:35 Matt Pinfield It was kind of weird, but, you know, I'm just kind of, you know, used to it.

1:13:39 Drew You're used to it? Why are you used to it?

1:13:41 Matt Pinfield We've had to, I take showers a lot with him.

1:13:43 Drew A lot? Why?

1:13:45 Matt Pinfield Just because we live in Trailer.

1:13:48 Adam Yeah.

1:13:48 Drew Blown away.

1:13:49 Adam Yeah, but listen, Rhett?

1:13:52 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:13:52 Adam Do you still have to shower at the same time?

1:13:54 Matt Pinfield Uh-huh.

1:13:55 Caller No, not anymore.

1:13:56 Drew How old were you when you last did that?

1:13:57 Matt Pinfield 12. All right.

1:14:00 Adam And there's no creek you could go down to or anything?

1:14:02 Matt Pinfield Huh?

1:14:03 Adam No creek you could go down and do your washing in?

1:14:06 Matt Pinfield No, I live in the oil belt.

1:14:08 Adam Oh, the oil belt?

1:14:09 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:14:09 Adam Okay. I'm up around the Vaseline belt. That's a different place.

1:14:13 Drew I thought it was the talc belt.

1:14:14 Adam Well, actually, I dumped the talc down the belt. That's right. Hey, Brett. Yes? What about your poor cousin? I mean, you got you and your 19-year-old brother on top of this poor 15-year-old chick. I mean, is there something about that that doesn't feel right to you?

1:14:31 Matt Pinfield Well, I mean, I've questioned it a little bit. I'm kind of worried that my mom's going to find out.

1:14:35 Drew Yeah, but just what about the person?

1:14:37 Adam How about morally? How do you feel about doing that to your 15-year-old cousin?

1:14:41 Matt Pinfield Well, I mean, a lot of kids in my school do it.

1:14:43 Drew Do threesomes?

1:14:43 Adam To their cousins?

1:14:44 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:14:45 Adam With their 19-year-old brothers?

1:14:46 Matt Pinfield No, not threesomes, but just like in the family.

1:14:50 Drew They stay in the family?

1:14:51 Adam All right, listen.

1:14:53 Matt Pinfield Where are you calling from?

1:14:55 Matt Pinfield Oiledale.

1:14:55 Matt Pinfield Where's that?

1:14:57 Matt Pinfield Well, you know where Beggarsfield is?

1:14:58 Matt Pinfield Oh, okay, yeah, I know. California.

1:15:00 Adam Yeah, a little taboo, too, for you. Hey, all right. Brett? So now she's pregnant?

1:15:05 Matt Pinfield We don't know yet.

1:15:06 Drew He would just want to know if that should have happened.

1:15:08 Adam No, I don't know.

1:15:09 Drew It's the least of your concerns.

1:15:10 Caller All right.

1:15:11 Drew Many, many other concerns.

1:15:12 Adam Brett, you got to start putting a condom on.

1:15:14 Caller All right.

1:15:14 Drew All the time.

1:15:15 Adam Listen.

1:15:15 Drew All the time.

1:15:15 Adam Brett, listen to me.

1:15:17 Drew After you shower, brother, put a condom on.

1:15:19 Caller All right.

1:15:19 Adam Brett?

1:15:20 Caller Yes?

1:15:20 Adam Listen closely. You're not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

1:15:26 Caller What do you mean?

1:15:26 Adam Okay. That's exactly what I mean. Listen to me, screwball.

1:15:30 Caller Yes.

1:15:31 Adam I don't want you getting anyone pregnant.

1:15:33 Matt Pinfield Okay. I need to do what?

1:15:34 Adam Because it's going to screw your life up.

1:15:35 Drew Well, the kid's life is more important.

1:15:37 Adam It's all you can do to get yourself a job, move out of the trailer, move into a marginally bigger trailer, and enjoy your life. Get some training, do all that. If you have a kid, it's going to screw you up, and it's going to screw the kid up. Put the condom on and no more sex with family members.

1:15:51 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:15:52 Adam Okay.

1:15:53 Matt Pinfield I have a question about marijuana. Do you know, Dr. Drew, do you know how long it will, like, stain your system?

1:16:00 Drew In terms of being able to be tested?

1:16:02 Matt Pinfield Yeah, for urine.

1:16:04 Drew How much do you smoke?

1:16:06 Matt Pinfield I just had about a joint in the bowl about last week.

1:16:10 Adam What are you doing? Testing for a job?

1:16:13 Matt Pinfield No, I get tested every now and then.

1:16:15 Caller Why?

1:16:16 Matt Pinfield Kind of like probation.

1:16:18 Drew For what?

1:16:19 Matt Pinfield Well, I have a psychiatrist.

1:16:22 Drew I see. If you're not smoking it every day, it should be out in a week.

1:16:27 Adam Could you imagine the Clampett brothers over on top of your niece or? Ellie Mae. Ellie Mae. Ellie Mae. I mean, do you know what I'm saying? What kind of parent would leave their 15-year-old daughter alone with these two hoodlums? I couldn't imagine. You know, one of them is hit her on the head with a banjo and rendered her unconscious. The other has pulled the rope that he uses for a belt and has taken it off and tied her up. I mean, oh, my God. Macabre. All right. Please stop having sex with your cousins, everyone. Rose.

1:17:04 Caller Hey. Yeah, I went to a party and got like plastered. And I'm curious if it's possible that I blacked out. How old are you? 15.

1:17:13 Adam Yeah.

1:17:13 Drew Again, what happened?

1:17:14 Adam No, it's impossible. It's a mathematical mathematical impossibility that you've blacked out. Why? What do you think happened to you?

1:17:22 Caller Well, I've gotten drunk before, so it's not like I'm not used to, you know, like missing little things or anything. But there's like a huge amount of time that I just don't remember. And like the next week and stuff at school, everybody came up to me and was like, yeah, you like talk to me for like so and so this long and like a half an hour and blah, blah, blah, like all this crap that.

1:17:47 Drew Yeah, it's especially at 15.

1:17:49 Caller Because I don't drink that often.

1:17:52 Drew You don't have to. Yeah, that's what alcohol is. That's a sign of alcohol.

1:17:55 Caller But like it worries me because my grandparents on my mom's side, both heavy, heavy alcoholic.

1:18:01 Caller There you go.

1:18:03 Caller So.

1:18:03 Drew All right.

1:18:03 Adam So Rose, maybe you want to stay away from the booze. You stick with heroin and weed.

1:18:08 Caller All right.

1:18:09 Drew No, no, no. That'll all get you too.

1:18:10 Caller Oh, okay.

1:18:12 Drew Rose, seriously, that's what a blackout is. We don't remember what you did during a period of time while you were up and about.

1:18:17 Adam You don't think anyone had sex with you?

1:18:19 Matt Pinfield Definitely a sign of alcohol.

1:18:19 Caller No, I know that.

1:18:20 Drew It's a sign of alcohol, especially at your age. I would consider it a sign of alcohol. You've got the family history, so there you go.

1:18:25 Adam I don't know what percentage of people that happens to, but I had a friend or two who got drunk and they got nuts and didn't remember a thing. You wake up strapped to a hospital bed. I don't know what, is that the gene? Does that mean you're an alcoholic, Drew, or are you like allergic to alcohol?

1:18:43 It could be both.

1:18:44 Drew It just means that the relationship you maintain with alcohol is not in the sort of normal range, let's put it that way. It's a sign.

1:18:53 Adam Not a good one.

1:18:54 Charles?

1:18:55 Caller Yeah, that's me, man.

1:18:56 Adam You're sixteen. What's up?

1:18:57 Caller Yeah, I'm sixteen, man. Listen to this. This is pretty crazy right here. You see, the thing is, on New Year's, you guys there?

1:19:07 Caller Yeah, we're here.

1:19:08 Caller Me and my friends got a stripper to strip for us.

1:19:12 Adam Hey, yeah, we're here. I just want to beat him to the punch on this next one.

1:19:16 Drew Go, Charles.

1:19:17 Caller All right, and...

1:19:19 Drew I thought that's never happened before, a stripper in an apartment.

1:19:22 Adam All right, go ahead. He's sixteen.

1:19:24 Caller Go ahead. And, you know, we all get, you know, hardcore lap dances and stuff, and, you know, it was cool, but my friend is, like, freaking out about AIDS, you know what I mean? Like, totally freaking out.

1:19:36 Adam What did he do with her?

1:19:37 Caller Nothing, man.

1:19:38 Matt Pinfield He didn't do sh-

1:19:40 Caller Sorry about that.

1:19:41 Adam All right. All right, so who cares?

1:19:45 Drew Don't worry about it.

1:19:45 Adam He gets a lap dance from... He just wanted to say that a stripper gave him a lap dance. You're not going to get AIDS from a lap dance.

1:19:52 Drew So far, no AIDS transmission through a stripper teeth joint.

1:19:55 Adam Yeah. Listen, if that were possible, I wouldn't be here.

1:19:58 Drew You would be here.

1:19:59 Adam No. No. It would just be my ghost would host the show. It would probably be a little funny. Missy?

1:20:07 Matt Pinfield Yes.

1:20:08 Adam You're 24.

1:20:09 Matt Pinfield Yes, I am.

1:20:10 Adam You want to know how to convince your boyfriend to give you oral sex?

1:20:14 Matt Pinfield Yes. We've got a serious problem with it.

1:20:17 Adam What's he doing?

1:20:18 Matt Pinfield Nothing. It's really strange. I don't know if he's ever done it before or not. It's not even an issue we've talked about. I mean, I go down on him all the time without a problem and we'll be sitting there watching a movie like we'll be watching American Pie or Cruel Intentions or something like that. You know, an oral sex part will come on and he will distract me just so I won't even watch that part of the movie.

1:20:37 Drew How does he do that? He's got some awful ideas.

1:20:39 Matt Pinfield I mean, like, he'll start kissing me or, you know, he'll start changing the subject or talking to me about something else. And I don't know if it's, he has an issue with the fact that I've been with other people before. So I don't know if it's something about that or what? I don't know how to bring it up to him. Nobody else that I've ever been with has had a problem with it before.

1:20:58 Adam How old is he?

1:20:59 Matt Pinfield He's 22.

1:21:00 Adam Is he black?

1:21:01 Matt Pinfield No.

1:21:02 Adam Well, then I'm stumped. Can we talk to him?

1:21:07 Matt Pinfield Right now?

1:21:08 Adam No, let's call about noon tomorrow. Okay. Call me at my office. Drew, you'll be on your cell phone?

1:21:13 Drew I'll be in the air tomorrow.

1:21:14 Adam Oh, you'll be flying tomorrow? I got phones on the plane now. And we'll do a conference call?

1:21:18 Drew Sure.

1:21:19 Adam Okay. Now, why don't we talk to him now, Missy?

1:21:21 Matt Pinfield We can't.

1:21:22 Adam Why not?

1:21:23 Matt Pinfield He's in bed. He's got to get up at like four in the morning to go to work in Carl's bed tomorrow. He would kick my ass if I called him.

1:21:28 Adam What the hell is he doing in Carl's bed?

1:21:30 Matt Pinfield He's a surveyor.

1:21:31 Adam Oh boy.

1:21:33 Matt Pinfield Looks like there's an area he doesn't want to survey.

1:21:35 I'm sorry.

1:21:36 Adam That was good. I like that.

1:21:38 Caller He's got to share a little bit.

1:21:40 Matt Pinfield Share a little bit of responsibility.

1:21:42 Adam Yeah. He doesn't like the fact that you were with other men.

1:21:48 Drew Yeah, I don't think that's it.

1:21:49 Adam No, no, but it does sort of...

1:21:50 Matt Pinfield He may say that as an excuse. Wouldn't you think, Drew?

1:21:52 Drew Yeah, I would think way more that way.

1:21:54 Adam No, it's sort of... it's a telling thing about his personality.

1:21:57 Drew Yeah, yeah. That he's that freaked out about that.

1:21:59 Adam What... is that a big issue for him?

1:22:02 Matt Pinfield I guess. I mean...

1:22:03 Adam How many men are we talking about?

1:22:05 Matt Pinfield We've never even gone into that. It's just the fact that I've been with somebody else before.

1:22:09 Drew Oh, boy.

1:22:10 Matt Pinfield Meanwhile, he wants you to go down on him, but he's not...

1:22:12 Matt Pinfield Exactly.

1:22:13 Adam Yeah.

1:22:14 Matt Pinfield And I have no problem with that. I mean, we... I don't know how to get him to do it if it's something that he's uncomfortable with. I don't know if he just has never done it before and maybe he's afraid that since I've experienced it before that he's...

1:22:23 Adam Well, why would you think...

1:22:24 Matt Pinfield I mean, do you feel slighted?

1:22:26 Matt Pinfield I'm sorry?

1:22:27 Adam Yeah, she does.

1:22:27 Matt Pinfield Do you feel slighted? You feel slighted, right?

1:22:28 Adam She's ready to sue.

1:22:30 Matt Pinfield Right.

1:22:31 Adam Why do you think he may not have done it before? Does he have sort of a limited sexual experience?

1:22:37 Matt Pinfield No. No, not at all.

1:22:39 Adam No.

1:22:39 Matt Pinfield He's very good.

1:22:41 Adam No. I mean, he's been with plenty of women?

1:22:43 Matt Pinfield Yeah, he has.

1:22:43 Adam He has? Yeah.

1:22:45 Matt Pinfield I don't know numbers, but I know that there's been a few.

1:22:48 Adam Why don't you bring it up? I mean, you just got to say, hey, listen, this is something I enjoy. How about getting busy? What do you think he would say?

1:22:55 Matt Pinfield I don't know.

1:22:56 Adam I don't like this guy. I really don't because if you're performing oral sex on him, he should get down there and pay his dues.

1:23:05 Matt Pinfield Exactly. Like I thought at first when we first started dating, I mean, I used to always go over right after work and I have a job. I'm a gymnastics instructor. I have a job where I'm always busy.

1:23:13 Matt Pinfield Wow. He's really missing out on the point.

1:23:15 Adam You go there and you get a tart and give him a nice hummer.

1:23:18 Matt Pinfield Really?

1:23:19 Adam You smell of young kids. That's a turn on. Hey, listen, I don't want to have sex with a kid, but I don't mind a woman that smells of a young kid. You know? Nice, fresh. What's that? Five, six? Yeah. Bet you got him in a bridge, huh? Yeah.

1:23:33 Caller That's disgusting.

1:23:35 Adam Yeah. We're doing some tumbling. All right. What is tumbling? Is that gymnastics for retarded kids?

1:23:43 Matt Pinfield No, tumbling is the acrobatic part of the floor exercise.

1:23:47 Adam Yeah, but you stop tumbling at a certain age. I don't know what that is. All right. You work with the kids, though, right?

1:23:53 Matt Pinfield Yeah, I do.

1:23:54 Adam Nice.

1:23:55 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:23:55 Adam All right. So you go to his house, you give him a little oral sex, and he just doesn't reciprocate.

1:23:59 Matt Pinfield No, not at all. Never has. I mean, it's been, I mean, it hasn't been that long. We've been together for three months.

1:24:03 Matt Pinfield And you've asked him, and he just doesn't, I mean, have you?

1:24:06 Matt Pinfield No, we've never even talked about it.

1:24:07 Matt Pinfield Well, you need to talk about it. You definitely should.

1:24:08 Matt Pinfield I don't know how to bring it up. I mean.

1:24:10 Adam Is he a bad guy other than this?

1:24:12 Matt Pinfield Not at all.

1:24:13 Adam A great guy?

1:24:13 Matt Pinfield Sweetest guy in the world.

1:24:15 Adam A little freaked out about you and other guys?

1:24:17 Matt Pinfield Yeah.

1:24:17 Adam Yeah. Well, he's... It sums up with him. Does he like his mom?

1:24:21 Matt Pinfield Loves his mom.

1:24:22 Adam Don't trust her.

1:24:23 Drew Is he like...

1:24:24 Adam That's it.

1:24:25 Drew Does he complain about her? Everybody's a real obsessive compulsive guy.

1:24:31 Adam Like a little clean freak? Really? Really? Let's just check in to that one. Is he a real clean guy?

1:24:39 Matt Pinfield Well, he showers constantly.

1:24:41 Adam That's a little problem. How often? I swear to Christ, I shower two times a week.

1:24:44 Drew He's scared into things. He's a vomit. I thought of that.

1:24:48 Adam How often does he shower? Oh, God.

1:24:50 Matt Pinfield I mean, two or three times a day.

1:24:52 Drew Oh, there we go.

1:24:54 Matt Pinfield Telltale.

1:24:55 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:24:56 Drew This guy is OCD. Yeah.

1:24:58 Adam Obsessive compulsive disorder. Absolutely. Three times a day. That's crazy. Listen, I won't shower unless I know I'm doing something.

1:25:08 Drew So his thing is, it's an unclean part of the body. Can't go there.

1:25:12 Adam Yeah. Well, he makes a certain point. All right. We'll take a little break. Matt Pinfield is our guest tonight. He is on thefarmclub.com. That's on the USA Network. That is on Monday night, 11 o'clock. Check that out here. Not only bands in love, but discover some new acts as well. We'll be back after this.

1:25:36 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:26:08 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. And he is Matt Pinfield. Matt is on thefarmclub.com. It's on USA Network Monday nights, 11 o'clock.

1:26:18 Matt Pinfield It's a new music show? Internet music show, which is cool. People vote on bands.

1:26:23 Adam It's great. Elaine is 24. Elaine?

1:26:27 Hi.

1:26:27 Drew What's up?

1:26:28 I just have a general question. My boyfriend has herpes, and I haven't gotten it. I don't think I have it right now, and I want to know how can I prove that myself from getting it?

1:26:38 Drew How have you? You've done pretty good so far, right?

1:26:40 Yeah. We've been seeing each other for about half a year, and we use protection. But I'm kind of concerned because we have a pretty steady and serious relationship, and I'm just thinking about the future. If we do get married or...

1:26:55 Drew If you get married, you're probably going to get it. You may not.

1:26:58 Even if he doesn't have a right girl.

1:27:00 Drew Well, you may not. It's possible, but you probably are.

1:27:03 There's no guarantee.

1:27:04 Drew No guarantee. But unless you're going to use some sort of artificial insemination or something.

1:27:11 So, I mean, what's your advice? Is there anything I can do?

1:27:14 Drew You can wear a condom and just make sure when you do have sex with him without a condom, you're intending to have a pregnancy, presumably.

1:27:20 So, am my kids going to get it, too, if I...

1:27:22 Drew No. It's no big deal.

1:27:25 Caller No big deal, meaning...

1:27:26 Drew Meaning if you're married to him.

1:27:28 Adam Wait a second. Wait a second. We run into this all the time, and, you know, the notion of using a condom with your partner of X amount of years before you get married is just not realistic to a lot of our listeners and followers.

1:27:41 Drew Then they're probably going to get this thing.

1:27:42 Adam Well, on the other hand, and you always say they are, but if they do it when the guy's not broken out, doesn't it decrease it quite a bit?

1:27:51 Drew Yes.

1:27:52 Adam And so, if you're sort of vigilant about the whole thing, you could probably dodge it for a while.

1:27:58 Drew One thing I've noticed with people that are exposed, though, to a new person, oftentimes that causes sort of a mutual outbreak. So it tends to, you know, a new contact tends to sort of bring it on.

1:28:09 Adam Right.

1:28:10 Drew And that's it. It will be new, even though they've been having sex, they've been having sex with a condom. Right. Or maybe not. Maybe if he has very, very dormant disease and has had an outbreak in a long time, maybe he really won't be producing much virus.

1:28:22 Adam Mark?

1:28:23 Matt Pinfield Hey, how are you doing?

1:28:24 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:28:26 Matt Pinfield Not too much.

1:28:27 Caller Long time listener, first time caller.

1:28:28 Adam Great.

1:28:28 Drew Mark, one second. But let's talk about what is the big deal if she gets it.

1:28:32 Adam I don't know.

1:28:34 Drew There's no big deal, not a big deal during pregnancy anymore. And it's not an issue. The risk of cervical cancer is a real issue. And she needs to get proper regular screenings.

1:28:41 Adam General herpes is becoming chic in some circles, too. So it's a mark of accomplishment.

1:28:49 Drew That was just cute.

1:28:50 Adam Oh, maybe that's it. What's up there, Mark?

1:28:53 Caller Not too much. Um, I've been sexually active since I was 11. And I have a real hard time with commitment and a lot of stuff like that. I'm wondering how I can kind of get out of that whole cycle.

1:29:03 Adam What were you doing sexually at age 11?

1:29:07 Caller Um, pretty much everything.

1:29:09 Drew With whom?

1:29:10 Caller Um, a 13-year-old girl that I pretty much known for half my life.

1:29:15 Adam Son of a bitch. You were having intercourse with her?

1:29:18 Caller Yeah, intercourse.

1:29:19 Adam At 11? But no ejaculation, right?

1:29:23 Matt Pinfield No, there was.

1:29:24 Adam At 11?

1:29:25 Matt Pinfield Yep.

1:29:26 Adam And you were in the service at 13 and did a few tours in NAMM and were discharged at 17. I mean, how the hell are you having an ejaculation at 11 years old when you're on top of a woman?

1:29:41 Drew I'm not a woman.

1:29:42 Adam 11? You know what I called my penis when I was 11? My ding-a-ling. You know what I mean?

1:29:47 Matt Pinfield Chuck Berry song.

1:29:48 Caller Yeah.

1:29:50 Adam My nuts hadn't descended yet. You know, it was just a penis kind of just, it still didn't have any hang to it. It just kind of stood out like a black man's belly button. You know what I mean? What the hell was going on? 11 years old, you're having something come out of your penis?

1:30:07 Matt Pinfield What's the youngest a male can reach ejaculation?

1:30:11 Drew I don't know that.

1:30:12 Adam 11 is pretty damn young.

1:30:13 Drew 11 is pretty young.

1:30:14 Matt Pinfield That's close, isn't it? Yeah.

1:30:16 Adam I don't know if I totally believe him, but anyway. All right, so now what? You want to know how to become intimate?

1:30:22 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:30:23 Adam Well, you just work on it.

1:30:25 Caller Yeah, I mean, I crave sex a lot. I mean, if I go without it for longer than a week, I just get really irritable and everything, and I don't know how to just stay with one person anymore.

1:30:35 Adam Well, why don't you just get with one person and have sex with them more than once a week? Right. So you don't get irritable.

1:30:41 Caller Okay.

1:30:41 Adam All right.

1:30:42 Caller And I've got another question. Yeah. Me and my girlfriend were having sex, and the condom slipped off. And I fell down there, and there was a little bit of calm down there. And I was wondering, what are the chances of her getting pregnant?

1:30:55 Drew The same as if you hadn't used the condom.

1:30:56 Adam Well, not quite. It's got to be a little difference between you blasting your semen into a person, and it's sort of getting caught up in something that got stuck down there.

1:31:10 Drew A little bit. What if you had sex, you know, you masturbated four times that day, and you ejaculated with barely any semen coming out?

1:31:18 Adam That would be less.

1:31:19 Drew No.

1:31:19 Adam Yes.

1:31:20 Caller Why not?

1:31:20 Drew You're very slain.

1:31:21 Adam Do the math. Do the math.

1:31:22 Drew Because you only need a few minutes for her to do the job, and that's it.

1:31:25 Caller You got it.

1:31:26 Matt Pinfield Swimming through those passages.

1:31:28 Drew And the deal is morning after pill. Prevent, guys. And what's the deal? Plan B, prevent. Keep that around. You should have right then given her the morning after pill and prevent whatever we don't know happened. Hello.

1:31:40 Adam Yeah, Mike. Hey. You find yourself attracted to 14-year-old girls at 23 years old. Yeah. Okay. Stop it.

1:31:48 Drew Asshole.

1:31:49 Adam All right. That's it. We're out of show. Listen, you can be attracted to them all you want. Do not touch them. Ever. Do you hear me?

1:31:57 Now, okay. I've already figured, yeah, I'm not going to touch them. I don't like the feelings I have, but you know. All right.

1:32:05 Adam Well, then get some therapy.

1:32:06 Drew Get some help. Have some professional assistance with this.

1:32:08 Adam Yeah. I mean, that's it.

1:32:10 Drew If you're creeping yourself out, get some help.

1:32:13 Adam Yes. All right. We'll be back.

1:32:19 We'll be right back with more Loveline.

1:32:55 Adam Oh, am I on? There we go. That is it with the show. I want to thank Matt Pinfield for coming in here and just being one heck of a guy.

1:33:05 Matt Pinfield Adam Drew, good to see you guys again.

1:33:06 Adam Always. Always good to see you, Matt. The Farm Club, everybody. farmclub.com. That's on USA Network Monday nights, 11 o'clock. Please support our friend Matt on that show. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:21 Drew I recently went to a fraternity party and got really drunk. I randomly hooked up with a guy and we had sex. I didn't even know his name the next morning. Now he keeps calling me and I don't even still remember his name.

1:33:32 Adam Well now.

1:33:34 The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, management, sponsors, or anyone else. Including Westwood One Entertainment, Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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