Episode 1000754887749

0:02 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

0:13 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

0:16 Voiceover Loveline.

0:18 Drew Yes, it is Loveline. Am I all right? All right. We're going to have to work out just a couple of bugs tonight. Drew?

0:26 Adam Yeah.

0:27 Drew You're there.

0:27 Adam I'm here.

0:28 Drew Good.

0:29 Adam It's just delightful to hear you're nasally drawing again.

0:31 Drew Thank you. You're also going to hear my voice crack quite a bit tonight because I lost it at wrestling school today.

0:39 Adam What?

0:40 Drew Yes.

0:40 Adam Was this part of a man show get it?

0:42 Drew Yes. I got the ass kicked out of me by guys for about nine hours today in San Bernardino.

0:50 Adam Oh my God.

0:52 Drew I am miserable.

0:53 Adam Was it you and Jimmy or just you?

0:55 Drew It was me and Jimmy.

0:56 Adam Oh good. It wasn't just you.

0:58 Drew He is sitting in a hot tub right now and I am here. So I am more miserable than he is.

1:02 Adam I see.

1:03 Drew Oh, I am in pain. I got picked up at eight this morning and dropped off at nine tonight and in between all I did was get guys, guys gave me like pile drivers and figure fours and it just beat the ass out of me.

1:15 Adam So I guess this notion that it is all sort of staged ballet is inaccurate.

1:21 Drew Well, it's a soap opera, but you know, you still.

1:25 Adam With contact.

1:26 Drew With a lot of contact.

1:28 Adam Oh boy.

1:28 All right.

1:29 Drew So you're over there at where, Q101?

1:32 Adam I'm at Q101 in Chicago. I had a nice time at the University of Northwestern University.

1:37 All right.

1:37 Drew And what is it, 12 midnight for you or one in the morning?

1:42 Adam It's 12 midnight, but it's not for me because I haven't like adjusted to this time. You know, I'm still on Pacific time.

1:46 All right.

1:47 Adam I'm fine.

1:48 Drew All right. I'm going to carry on with the show now, Dr. Please. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. I'm Adam Carolla. This is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, we'll have two guests. First hour, we'll have Claude Brooks from MTV's Lyrcis Lounge, which is a new show that he's created and that we're going to talk about. And then Nicole Eggert will be in here from, well, I remember from Charles in Charge and Baywatch and God knows she's plugging something. But she's so good looking. We'll let her come in here at 11 o'clock and say her piece. So we'll get to Nicole and first we'll start with Claude. Hi Claude.

2:32 Guest How are you doing, man? Good.

2:34 Drew Well, actually, you know, I hurt.

2:36 Guest Yeah, I see.

2:37 Drew Yeah.

2:37 Guest Hey, right now he's under the council.

2:39 Drew I should be. I really should.

2:43 Guest You look like you hurt.

2:44 Drew Yeah, I do. Listen, I hurt normally. But after wrestling school, it's it's excruciating.

2:50 Adam What's hurting? What's going on?

2:52 Drew I just got body slammed all day. You know, I got hurt.

2:55 Adam Take a deep breath.

2:56 Drew No, I just, you know, I got rope burns on my back and scuff marks all over me. And, you know, the body's not made for that, Drew. You should know that as a physician. You're old. All right. Now, wait a minute. Mainly, I'm just tired. I didn't get enough sleep.

3:11 Guest Hey, Drew, man, I was looking forward to meeting you. But I know I'm sorry you couldn't make it here today.

3:17 Adam I'm a couple thousand miles east.

3:19 Drew He heard you're coming in, Claude. He went to Chicago. That's basically how it works. But let's plug the show for just a second here. It's premieres February 8th. When the hell is that?

3:29 Guest That's Tuesday. This Tuesday coming up.

3:31 Drew Right. And this is a show that you star in and created.

3:35 Guest No, actually, I'm not. I'm not acting it.

3:37 Drew You're not acting in it?

3:38 Guest I did a couple of little, little, little sketches.

3:40 Adam I'd love to read that bio, dude.

3:42 Drew Listen, where, I swear...

3:43 Guest Everybody always just assumes that I'm acting since that's when my career started, you know? But I'm the, I'm the executive producer. I've been one of the creators of it. And it's kind of like a hip hop and living color. It's just, if you loved in living color, you'll really love this show.

4:00 Really?

4:00 Guest Yeah, that's...

4:01 Adam I like that show.

4:02 Guest Did you like in living color?

4:03 Oh yeah, absolutely.

4:04 Guest Okay, well we have some like great sketches and what we're doing a little bit different than in living colors.

4:08 Adam Are you gonna ask Adam to do a sketch?

4:09 Guest Yeah, well, that's what I'm here for, you know? And I think we're gonna put him in like a little wrestling sketch, cause he's ready for his primes.

4:16 Drew Oh, yeah, do it tonight, cause I'll be dead tomorrow.

4:18 Guest I wanna put the both of you in the sketch.

4:20 Guest How about it, Drew?

4:21 Drew You know?

4:22 Adam I'm up.

4:22 Drew Drew ain't funny. I'm up for it, man. Drew's white and unfunny.

4:25 Adam I know, but Claude, be careful. Whatever you tell Adam to do, he won't do it. He'll have to rub his stink all over it and it'll be something totally different.

4:30 Drew Please, please, I'll turn it. Everything I touch turns to gold, you wayhole. You're lucky I came around. This show would still be in one market. All right.

4:38 Guest You guys are part of the MTV family, so you know, we'll pay you a dollar and you'll come and show up and do your thing.

4:44 Drew That's a dollar between us, right?

4:46 Guest Yeah, right.

4:46 Drew 50 cents each?

4:47 Guest Yep.

4:48 Drew That sounds...

4:48 Guest And the dollar check just might bounce.

4:50 Drew That sounds more like MTV. So are you doing the show out of LA or New York?

4:54 Guest Out of LA.

4:55 Drew And where are you filming it out here?

4:57 Guest We're doing it at Redmarch Studios, right? Right next to Paramount Studios.

5:01 Drew Right. So it'll be sketches.

5:04 Guest Sketches. And we also have something called lyrical sketches, which has never been done. And I think this was going to separate it from all the sketch comedy shows that are out there. It's like right now, this was a sketch. If I was talking to you here, right now we'd be rapping. And we were rapping, you'd say something like, what, Adam? Come on, give me a little something to run.

5:21 Drew First, Claude, let me tell you that my ramp name is Mayonnaise.

5:28 Guest OK, so Mayonnaise. Bust a little something for me right now. Come on off the top of your head. Let me hear a little something.

5:32 Drew My name is Mayonnaise. I don't like them gays. That Dr. Drew's in the haze. He's going through a phase.

5:40 Guest Something like that. He would be on the sketch, except there'd be a little beat under here and it wouldn't sound as white.

5:47 Adam Then it wouldn't be Adam talking.

5:49 Guest So outside of those things, that would be the sketch, right? So we put them in straight up like circumstances that you would normally see a sketch in.

5:58 Adam We'll be like the Milly Vanilli of that show.

6:00 Guest Yeah, we just have your mouse moving and we'll have our guys rap.

6:03 Drew Fine.

6:03 Guest What you did though wasn't bad. That's off the top of your head. Oh please. And what he just did right there for your listening audience is called freestyle.

6:10 Drew That's right.

6:11 Guest And he just freestyled a little something off the top of his head. So we have we actually have sketches and then at the end of the show we also have a freestyle session. We have like Snoop was on and did something really hot.

6:22 Drew Oh Snoop. Snoop knows my work.

6:25 Guest That's my main man names.

6:28 Drew Hey Anderson, could you play the goddamn Snoop drop?

6:31 Guest Yeah, he calls you Snoop.

6:32 That's my main man names.

6:33 Drew Jesus Christ.

6:34 Adam He played it three times.

6:35 Drew Oh I can't hear it. Why? That's my main man names. Thank you.

6:40 Adam Oh there it is.

6:40 Drew I can't hear that.

6:43 Guest What kind of show is this?

6:45 Drew Hold on Anderson, what are you talking about?

6:48 Adam I love when he talks and we can't hear it.

6:50 The button pushed in, that's all.

6:52 Guest Come on, hit it again man. You got to be on cue. You ready? Everyone can hear except for you.

6:55 Guest That's my main man names.

6:56 Guest Oh really? No, you got to wait till he says, let me hear it. You get pissed off. You got to say let me hear it and then boom, it comes on. And that's how you do it.

7:03 Guest Take some calls.

7:04 Drew No, everyone could hear it but me. All right, now I'm even madder. All right, Drew, what are we doing? Calls?

7:12 Guest Yes.

7:12 Drew Oh, shut up over there.

7:14 Adam Talk to the people. God, I love being too.

7:16 Shut up.

7:17 Guest I love it.

7:18 Drew I saw, get on a red eye. Come over there and give you a beating. Give you a suplex. Asshole.

7:24 Guest You can say asshole?

7:26 Drew Drew can, he's a doctor.

7:27 Guest Oh, okay. Yes, actually. It's clinical, huh? When he says it's clinical, when I say y'all get mailed and...

7:32 Drew No, no. Yeah, you can't say that guy's an asshole, but Drew can say, please let me look at your asshole.

7:38 Guest Okay.

7:39 Drew You understand?

7:39 Guest So I'm in a club and I talk to a girl, I'm like, hey, I just want to see your asshole. It's not, that's clinical.

7:45 Drew If you were a doctor, it'd be clinical.

7:47 Guest Unacceptable.

7:48 Adam It's indecent. It's indecent if you say it otherwise.

7:50 Drew Britney.

7:51 Adam How could...

7:52 Drew You're 17. What's up?

7:53 Caller And my boyfriend's 21. He's pressuring me to give him oral sex all the time. I mean, we can just stay sitting there and he'll come out with a comment and give me a head. I feel, I know every guy wants it, but I don't want to do it. And if I wanted to do it, I feel that I should do it. But it's...

8:09 Adam You're how old?

8:10 Guest You're 17.

8:11 Adam And your boyfriend's how old?

8:12 Caller 21.

8:14 Adam We got a problem with that already.

8:15 Drew Well, it's a big four years.

8:17 Guest When are you gonna be 18?

8:19 Caller No, no. See, like, I've known him. I haven't known him that long, but...

8:24 Adam See, I've known him for... Oh, not that long.

8:25 Drew Yeah, that's a classic loveline there. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not like that. You see, I've known him for... Well, I just met him. Hey, Brittany?

8:38 Yeah.

8:38 Drew All right, so even though you've only known him a couple of months, it feels like you grew up together. Is that what you're saying?

8:43 Adam Be that as it may.

8:44 Yeah, okay.

8:45 Adam And listen, and Brittany, it's not about you. It's him we don't like. He's the 21-year-old dating a 17-year-old, so he's suspect already.

8:52 Drew All right, but it happens all the time. And what is your objection to oral sex?

8:58 Caller I don't know. It just grosses me out. I think it's totally disgusting.

9:01 Drew Okay, is there, is there, you don't have a older sister, do you?

9:05 Caller I'm an only child.

9:06 Drew Okay, good, good. They didn't reproduce. There's not more of you out there. Did something ever happen to you around this subject?

9:16 Caller No.

9:18 Drew No one ever made you do something you didn't want to do or anything like that?

9:21 Guest Do you like Tootsie Rolls?

9:24 Yeah, those are good.

9:25 Guest Okay, well, it is a beginning.

9:27 Drew All right, hey, Brittany?

9:28 Adam That's the end when it comes to Adam.

9:29 Drew Yeah, but don't do anything you don't want to do.

9:33 Adam Yeah.

9:34 Drew But on the other hand, you're 17. You could give it some thought.

9:38 Caller I know. How do I get him to stop pressuring me, though? That's the thing.

9:41 Guest If you do it, he'll stop asking.

9:44 Adam But the pressuring is the part she doesn't like.

9:45 Drew At least while you're doing it.

9:47 Caller Yeah, if the time is right when I want to do it, I will do it.

9:49 Adam But she's objectified by this. If she doesn't feel like he cares about her and all he thinks about is his sex and his desire. Women hate that. Whatever it's in relation to, women are very sensitive to that very often.

10:03 Drew Listen, here's what you do. When your partner is doing something you don't want them to do, you ask them to stop a few times and if they keep going, you've got to break up with them.

10:11 Adam That's right.

10:11 Drew Thank you.

10:12 Guest Bill?

10:13 Yeah.

10:14 Drew You're 17.

10:15 Caller Yeah.

10:17 Oh, boy.

10:20 Drew Put your back on hold there, Bill. Michael?

10:23 Yeah.

10:24 Drew You're 21.

10:25 Caller Yeah.

10:25 Drew What's up?

10:27 Caller I had sex with this girl, right? And a couple months after we got together and all that, we went our separate ways and everything, these little outbreaks started popping up.

10:39 Drew Where?

10:39 Caller I just wondered, well, basically down there. Where? On the genitals and all that.

10:44 Adam On the penis?

10:45 Caller Yeah. And down below. And I was just, you know, because this girl was talking about that HPV or HTV or...

10:51 Adam Well, outbreak, warts are warts. They look like warts.

10:56 Caller Oh, they look just like warts then.

10:57 Adam They are warts. They look like they can be small little tags, they can look like cauliflowers.

11:01 Caller Oh, well, I mean, where all can they break out at, though, that makes them that, though? Yeah, that makes them that, I guess, STD or whatever it is.

11:09 Drew Listen, anything on your Johnson's an STD. If I smeared cream cheese on your penis, it would be an STD. Do you understand me? Yeah. Poison ivy on your penis, STD. Fly lands on your penis, STD.

11:24 Caller They just look like warts, but they get in areas where, you know, you don't normally get things like that.

11:28 Drew Right. All right. So do you have warts on your penis?

11:30 Caller Yeah.

11:31 Drew All right. So that's warts on the penis.

11:33 Adam You got to get them taken care of.

11:34 Drew You get them frozen off or you get them burnt off?

11:37 Adam It's al dara now, the cream. It's a cream you can use. And you don't want to let them go untreated. A, you become more infectious to other women, and B, you can get around the other side and increase your risk of anal cancer.

11:47 Drew Well, it's not going to get around there unless you do that tuck and dance thing that I was knowing when I was in college.

11:52 Adam No, it'll actually, it can propagate. It can move on down by itself.

11:56 Drew Really?

11:58 Guest Doc, what is that called? Just warts? Or is it just like, is there a clinical term for that?

12:02 Adam Well, human papilloma virus is what causes it. And genital warts is basically what they're called.

12:06 Drew Let's talk to, let's get back to Mr. Personality.

12:11 Guest Bill?

12:12 Yeah, hello.

12:12 Drew You're 17 years old. What's up, lad?

12:15 Caller Yeah, well, I'm sitting in class, you know, reading, not doing anything, not looking at anyone else. I'm just wondering what's causing it.

12:24 Drew Why you had an erection in class?

12:26 Adam A Y chromosome.

12:28 Drew Yeah.

12:28 Caller What?

12:29 Adam A Y chromosome.

12:30 Drew You're 17 years old. That's what happened.

12:32 Adam And you have a Y chromosome.

12:34 Caller Yeah.

12:35 Adam That's it.

12:35 Guest Yeah.

12:35 Drew It's too bad you can't save those worthless erections.

12:39 Guest What class were you in?

12:40 Drew That's a good question. Bill, what class was it?

12:44 Caller No, it's in every class.

12:45 Drew Oh, every class. All right.

12:46 Guest Yeah. Maybe you really like school.

12:50 Caller No, I don't think that's it.

12:51 Drew Maybe you're really turned on by the learning process, Bill.

12:54 Guest That could be it, man.

12:55 Caller No. I've been doing it for a year. I don't know what it is, brother. All right. Listen.

12:59 Adam Actually, I thought of something interesting. I was talking to this group at Northwestern, and some issues about female masturbation came up, and we really talked about, I realized that women, when they're talking about the fact that we don't, women are taught not to masturbate. It really isn't that they're taught not to masturbate. They're not really taught how. Right. They're not taught in a language that's suitable to women, and men, they're just taught where not to.

13:23 Drew Where not to masturbate.

13:24 Adam Right. That's all they need to be taught. Women certainly need to be talked about how and how it works. Men need to be taught where they should.

13:30 Guest Show them, Doc. That should be your new video. Where how to masturbate.

13:35 Drew It is kind of interesting, though, with guys. No one would dare dream of trying to talk them out of it. It's just, listen, don't do it at church, don't do it at school, and don't do it in a hospice. It's considered in poor taste. That's about it. Other than that, you're on your own, and try not to get any Prel on there for lubrication. That can burn. Those are like the four things that are told to you, and that's about it. But you know, as I was...

14:01 Guest You can do a video too, man.

14:03 Adam Really?

14:03 Guest Yeah.

14:04 Adam Infomercial.

14:05 Drew I was listening to Bill on, talk about his worthless erection, and I thought, wouldn't it be nice if you could just save all those worthless boners that you didn't need? You know, all the ones you got in gym class, or sitting in school, or riding on the bus.

14:23 Adam There's a man show skill here.

14:24 Drew And you keep them, and then you get 65, and your prostate's inflamed, and you're with some hooker, and you got about 20 minutes, and pow! You're just cash winning. And you'd have thousands, just from high school. Thousands from high school that you went, I mean, forget about, you know, there wasn't a woman within 20 feet of you. You know what I'm saying?

14:43 Guest That's what I call it, invested hard on you.

14:46 Drew Yeah, it'd be nice if you could somehow squirrel those away.

14:49 Adam All those needless erections.

14:51 Drew Yeah, what will you do? Drew, work on that, would you? Rachel, get some sort of erection investment bank or something, safe deposit box. Rachel, you're 22.

15:06 Caller Yeah, is it possible to ask you guys two questions?

15:08 Drew All right, hurry.

15:10 Caller Okay. My first one is I have a hard time kissing guys, and when I do, I want to gag. I have no problem doing other stuff, like even having sex before I want to kiss a guy, and I don't know why.

15:21 Drew Good. That's natural. It's healthy.

15:23 Caller That's great.

15:24 Adam Corolla syndrome.

15:25 Caller Pardon me? That's good.

15:26 Adam Corolla syndrome.

15:27 Drew Well, listen, I can kiss a woman. I just, you know, it just disgusts me when I see it in the porn movies I watch. That's all.

15:35 Adam What was the other question?

15:37 Caller I'm just wondering if that's normal.

15:39 Guest I think it is.

15:41 Drew Not for a woman.

15:42 Adam No, it's not normal to be disgusted by kissing.

15:44 Caller I'm not totally disgusted. I'll try to just because I know that they want to, but I can only go so far.

15:50 Adam Is it the kind of kissing? In other words, you can't...

15:53 Caller I've French kissed twice in my life, and because I don't like it at all.

15:56 Adam All right, but how about mouth-to-mouth kissing?

15:59 Caller Pecs are okay.

16:00 Drew Oh, well, of course. You're doing with your grandma.

16:04 Adam Yeah.

16:04 Drew But listen, this is highly unusual for a woman. Would you quiet down over there? For a woman not to want to kiss passionately at 22, who's open sexually to other things, you're not a germ freak, are you?

16:19 Caller No.

16:20 Drew And did your dad try to slip you the tongue when you were nine?

16:23 Caller Oh, no.

16:25 Drew Why are you so freaked out then?

16:26 Adam You're gay.

16:27 Drew Oh, lesbian. Yes.

16:29 Caller No, I'm totally turned on by guys.

16:31 Drew Really?

16:32 Caller Yeah.

16:32 Drew How can you totally be turned on by guys, never have had a bad experience, not be a germ freak and not want to kiss?

16:40 Caller It's just kissing on the lips, nothing else.

16:42 Adam Maybe you're a guy.

16:43 Guest She's like a guy.

16:44 Adam Can you kiss passionately with the mouth closed?

16:48 Caller It depends on how much life is going on there.

16:52 Guest What kind of doctor are you? How do you kiss passionately with the mouth closed?

16:56 Drew Yeah, that's a horrible question, Drew.

16:57 Guest You know, luckily you're not here, man, because right now I mean...

16:59 Caller I know what he means, though. I know what he means because I've done that before.

17:03 Guest Huh?

17:03 Adam See?

17:04 Drew Yeah, well, it's like a movie kiss. Come on.

17:07 Adam Well, some people, it's about preference.

17:09 Drew No, this is weird. This is weird, Drew. Come on. What else is up with you?

17:15 Caller Okay. The other question is, this is kind of embarrassing for me to say, but my clitoris really hurts, and I don't know why either.

17:25 Drew Sure. You spend so little time kissing, it's really getting worked over time. That's why.

17:30 Caller I could be lying, and it hurts, or I could be just sitting, and I'll just give you sharp pains.

17:37 Guest Don't sit or walk.

17:39 Caller I'm lying down now.

17:40 Drew They're very good.

17:42 Adam Sharp pains.

17:43 Drew Now, what do you think that is?

17:45 Caller I don't know.

17:46 Adam That's interesting.

17:47 Drew Hey, Drew, isn't this all starting to add up a little bit here?

17:50 Adam A little bit, a little bit.

17:52 Drew Are you sure you never got molested or anything?

17:54 Caller I'm positive.

17:55 Drew Where's your dad?

17:56 Caller He's at home with my mom.

17:59 Adam I don't get the sexual abuse feel from her. I just get the sort of weird energy stuff, you know what I mean?

18:06 Drew Are you a little bit crazy, Rachel?

18:08 Caller No.

18:08 Drew What do you do for a living?

18:10 Caller I do several things. I'm a nanny and I work at a piece of job and I go to school.

18:16 Drew Wow.

18:16 Adam Do you take medication?

18:17 Caller Nope.

18:18 Adam Nothing, birth control pills, anything?

18:20 Caller Oh, birth control. I just barely started like three weeks ago.

18:23 Drew Yeah.

18:24 Adam Is that when the pain started in the clitoris?

18:25 Caller It started a week ago.

18:27 Adam It may be related to the medication.

18:30 Drew Hey, Rachel, are you scared to be real intimate with a guy? I mean, do you have a boyfriend?

18:37 Caller Yeah, but it's nice because he's five hours away.

18:41 Drew Yeah.

18:41 Adam Nice.

18:42 Drew Nice.

18:43 Adam Nice. It's nice because I can't be close to him.

18:45 Drew Right. See, we're getting somewhere because listen, you show me a woman who does not want to kiss a man passionately and I'll show you a woman who's trying to keep her distance emotionally. Yeah. Yeah.

18:54 Adam Yeah.

18:54 Caller I try to do that.

18:57 Drew You do try to do that, right?

18:59 Adam Yeah.

18:59 Drew Yeah. You want to know why?

19:01 Caller Yeah.

19:01 Drew What the hell do we know? I guess it's got something to do with your dad.

19:07 Adam That's our guess.

19:07 Guest Is that just a guess? That's how y'all do it around?

19:09 Drew It's got to be. Was your dad out of house a lot? Are you banning you?

19:13 Caller No. He's been married to my mom for 28 years and I mean really family-oriented.

19:21 Adam No alcoholism in the family?

19:22 Caller No. He's never even drank in his life.

19:24 Adam Mom's okay?

19:25 Guest That could be a problem like this. Yeah.

19:26 Drew He probably needs a little drink.

19:28 Caller I never really talked to him though growing up. I have talked to him maybe in the past two years once or twice, but he's there all the time at home.

19:38 Adam Wait.

19:38 Drew This real family-oriented guy just doesn't like talking to his kids?

19:41 Caller Well, I just never asked to talk to him.

19:43 Guest I'm not a therapist, but this sounds like a problem.

19:45 Adam Hang on a second. You never asked to talk to him?

19:48 Caller Yeah. When I call home, I'll never say, hey, can I talk to dad or...

19:52 Adam How about when you were living at home?

19:55 Caller When I saw him, I'll say hi every now and then, but I really wouldn't...

19:59 Adam There's something very wrong with your relationship with dad. I mean, it's very, very distant for some reason.

20:04 Drew Yeah. Same one she has with her boyfriend.

20:06 Adam Right. The same exact relationship.

20:10 Drew All right. There you go, Rachel. All right. Thanks. I don't know what you're going to do about it, but listen, you have a distance from your dad and you're scared to reconnect with a guy and that's what you do with a boyfriend. And I guarantee that's where the kissing comes from. It's too intimate for you.

20:27 Guest Shouldn't she talk to somebody about this?

20:29 Adam Yes, she should.

20:31 Drew You should get some therapy.

20:33 Caller We don't believe in like therapy.

20:35 Drew All right, well then you just go ahead and be miserable the rest of your life. Fine. What do you mean we don't? Who doesn't? Who's we?

20:42 Caller Our religion, my religion doesn't.

20:43 Drew Oh, now we're getting somewhere.

20:46 Caller What?

20:46 Guest What's your religion?

20:47 Drew Born again, nut job.

20:49 Caller No, no, I'm a Mormon.

20:50 Caller Oh.

20:51 Drew Hey, what's wrong by the way with therapy? What, whatever religion you are?

20:57 Caller They think a lot of like psychologists and psychiatrists make up stuff.

21:01 Drew Yeah.

21:01 Caller Just to like have a reason for you to act the way you act.

21:06 Guest Are you having sex now?

21:08 Caller Yeah, not at this moment, but yeah.

21:10 Drew Right.

21:10 Guest But as a Mormon, you should be doing that right now.

21:13 Caller I'm not supposed to. I'm not supposed to.

21:14 Guest OK, so go see a therapist.

21:15 Drew That's right.

21:16 Guest You're already doing wrong.

21:17 Drew Believe me.

21:17 Guest Do a double.

21:18 Drew Yeah.

21:20 Guest That's from Dr. Brooks, a little something from Dr. Brooks.

21:23 Drew God would appreciate you breaking the rules and seeing a therapist more than he'd appreciate you getting worked 10 ways from Sunday by some pagan boyfriend of yours who's in from out of town. All right, Rachel.

21:35 All right. Thank you.

21:37 Drew And listen, you know, these religions that don't like psychology, you know why they don't like them? Because if the person gets a little healthier, they're out.

21:44 Guest That's it.

21:45 Drew They're no longer going to worship some goat. Hey, did I help her out a little? Yeah, that was good. No, that was good strategy. Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, I'm having sex with my boyfriend, but I can't go see a therapist. Because that goes against my teachings. At least people are so convenient and it's such an idiot.

22:02 Guest I saw an opening there and even though you wrote these little lines for me to say, I thought that that's what I should say. Thanks Adam.

22:08 Drew Let me see. You saw a little daylight and you were like Emmett Smith just bursting up through that hole.

22:12 Guest Yeah, we're in there.

22:14 Drew Drew, that's a football player by the way.

22:16 Adam Yeah.

22:17 Drew Plays for Dallas Cowboys. You heard of that team?

22:20 Adam I heard of that team.

22:20 Drew Okay.

22:21 Guest Drew is a nerd. Why did you write that? He's a nerd.

22:23 Drew What does that mean? I'll explain it to you later.

22:25 Adam It's a white guy.

22:26 Drew It's a white expression. Hey, Drew.

22:30 Adam Yeah.

22:30 Drew Yeah. Hang on. All right? We're going to go to break.

22:34 Adam Yeah.

22:34 Drew Then when we come back, let's see. I'm picking all the calls tonight, so we're in a lot of trouble. We'll speak to Alex who's 18. Gay, been obsessed with a straight guy for a long time. He wants to know how to move in. Oh boy. Alcohol.

22:49 Guest We'll tell him all about it. Alcohol and weed.

22:52 Drew After this.

22:55 Caller Love Lines with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

22:57 Guest 1-800-LOVE-191.

23:11 Guest This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

23:31 Drew It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Our guest tonight is Claude Brooks. He is a producer and a creator and a writer and an actor. And he has created a show called Lyricist Lounge, which is on our beloved MTV. It airs February 8th, it's 10.30, and it's a new kind of show. It's got some freestyle rapping, as I call it. You know, mayonnaise. And it's got some sketches and it's got some musical acts. And if you like In Living Color, you'll like this.

24:08 Guest If you like In Living Color, you'll love this. It's the evolution of In Living Color, the sketches and lyrical sketches have never been done before. And we're gonna get our man mayonnaise.

24:19 Drew That's right.

24:19 Guest That's what they call you?

24:20 Drew That's my may-may mayonnaise.

24:22 Guest There you go.

24:23 Drew There you go. Yes, you're gonna get me to go over there and what, do a sketch?

24:26 Guest We're gonna have you do a little, what you wanna do? A little regular sketch, a little lyrical sketch, a little combo or something.

24:31 Drew I'm up for all forms of entertaining. Huh. So, I'll spin plates if I have to. I got the bakhan like John Mockindoe. That beach steps up, I'm smocking the hole. That's me doing a little Russian rap.

24:47 Guest You do it all.

24:48 Drew You may wanna see some of that.

24:49 Guest Hey, Drew, can you do a little something off the top of your head? Can I hear a little something?

24:53 Adam I ain't got nothing.

24:54 Drew That was good for you, though, Drew. Just that timely response was good for you.

24:59 Guest Why don't you start conjugating those verbs over there, all right?

25:01 Drew Yeah, please.

25:02 Guest Come on. Oh, we got a black guy in here. We're just gonna start not conjugating the verbs in everything.

25:06 Drew Yeah, that's right. He's black. He won't notice.

25:08 Guest Oh, yeah.

25:09 Caller Who?

25:10 Drew I'm with you, brother.

25:12 Adam I'm keeping a real eye on it.

25:13 Guest Are you keeping it real?

25:14 Drew That's right.

25:16 Adam I'm keeping it real.

25:18 Drew Alex?

25:19 Yeah.

25:20 Drew You're 18?

25:21 Caller Yeah.

25:22 Drew All right. So I misstated your question just a little bit. You're gay?

25:27 Caller Yeah.

25:27 Drew That part I was right about. You're obsessed with a guy, a straight guy, for a long time. That part I was right about.

25:33 Caller Yeah.

25:34 Drew But you're trying to get over him and move on with your life.

25:37 Caller Yeah, exactly.

25:38 Drew And how long have you been obsessed with him?

25:42 Caller Since sixth grade, and I'm 18 now, so it's been like seven years.

25:46 Adam Did he ever know it?

25:47 Caller Huh?

25:48 Adam Did he ever know that you were obsessed with him?

25:50 Caller No, I don't think so. I mean, I've only talked to him like three times.

25:54 Drew Wow. That's pretty healthy obsession for a guy you never really knew.

25:59 Caller Yeah, I mean, I've actually been to like therapy for the past two years and everything, trying to get over this. You know, the scary part is, I thought, I saw him every day in school and I'm in college now and I still think about him like every day.

26:14 Drew He must be some kind of good looking, this gent.

26:18 Guest You know what you should do? Talk to him. Because normally, most dreams, once you talk to people, it turns straight to like a nightmare.

26:24 Adam Did you have any other obsessive compulsive traits? Do you hand wash or do rituals or anything like that?

26:31 Caller Not really. The only diagnosis I've ever had is for borderline personality and I didn't really take that really much seriously or anything.

26:40 Adam That's a pretty serious diagnosis, right?

26:42 Caller Yeah. But one doctor diagnosed me with that and about three others dis-diagnosed me from that.

26:48 Adam What did the others call you?

26:50 Caller Um, just...

26:51 Drew Schizophrenic...

26:52 Caller .extremely depressed is what they told me.

26:55 Adam Okay. So, these obsessional thoughts are part of the severe depression. Were you sexually abused? And that's part of borderline oftentimes.

27:02 Caller Um, I don't believe I was.

27:04 Drew Okay. Hey, Alex?

27:05 Caller Yeah.

27:06 Drew So, here's the deal. You focus on your depression and the obsession will go away. And I'll address Claude's suggestion, which was talk to the guy, but you're out of high school now, so you don't see him anymore, right?

27:19 Caller He lived on the block from me, actually.

27:21 Adam Have you been resisting taking medication?

27:23 Caller No, I've been on Ritalin, Zoloft, and Resperidol for the past a year and a half.

27:28 Adam Has that helped at all?

27:29 Caller They did it first, but now it seems, you know, back in the same old rut or whatnot.

27:35 Guest It's time to up the dosage.

27:37 Adam Have you talked to your doctor about changing the medication?

27:40 Caller I could do that.

27:41 Adam Yeah, you should do that.

27:42 Drew All right, Alex, and cheer up, would you, brother?

27:45 Caller Have a good night.

27:46 Drew Thanks, and stop obsessing about this guy. He's not gay, is he?

27:50 Caller No, not at all.

27:51 Guest Doc, do you think you should confront him?

27:53 Adam No, it's a pure symptom. It's just a symptom of his depression and the biology that's operating as a result of that. And if he gets the mood disturbance improved, magically, the subsession will go away.

28:05 Guest But what if he confronts him, right? Say he confronts him and the guy just pops him in the head. Wouldn't he get over it a little bit quicker?

28:11 Adam No, this is a biological event.

28:13 Guest That's what happens where I come from. You pop somebody in the head, they stop.

28:16 Adam Yeah, but when they're biologically fixated.

28:18 Drew Well, they stop coming around, but it doesn't mean they don't stop thinking about it. The guy is not gay.

28:24 Adam This is a thought problem.

28:25 Drew I'm with Claude though. Couldn't hurt for him to go over there and be popped in the head. Maybe like in Gilligan's Island.

28:32 Adam I knew you were going to go there.

28:33 Drew He'd lose his memory.

28:34 Adam Or maybe he'd become ginger.

28:36 Drew Then a coconut would fall on his head and all of a sudden he'd be back.

28:39 Guest He'd go away.

28:40 Drew I miss those days of television where if you had enough head trauma, all you needed was more head trauma to kind of put you back.

28:48 Guest Back to reality.

28:49 Adam The same head trauma.

28:50 Drew As a doctor, you know if a guy comes in who got into a horrible motorcycle accident without a helmet or something, all you have to do is go upside his head with a paddle or an oar or something like that.

29:01 Adam A bat, yeah.

29:01 Drew And he's right back, right?

29:03 Adam Yeah, he's fine. He's just boing.

29:05 Guest Prescribed that he needs a pop in the head.

29:07 Drew Yeah, you go down to the pharmacy, you get a frying pan and you go upside his head with it. Lee?

29:14 Guest We call that pop upside the head prescription.

29:17 Drew You're 19 years old. What's up?

29:19 Caller Yeah. I'd like to say what's up, man Ace?

29:22 Drew Hey, yeah, that's right. I forgot my own ramp name.

29:26 Caller And my question is to Dr. Drew.

29:28 Drew Hold on. I think I spell it M-A-N and then dash A-Z-E. Man Ace.

29:36 Guest That's it.

29:37 Caller Yeah.

29:37 Drew That's good, right?

29:38 Guest That looks hip hop career.

29:39 Caller Perfect. All right.

29:40 Drew So go ahead there, Lee.

29:42 Caller Yeah.

29:42 Caller I have this bubble or a dead.

29:44 Caller It was on my anus hole.

29:46 Drew Your anus hole?

29:47 Caller Yeah.

29:48 Drew All right.

29:49 Caller And I was wondering what it was.

29:52 Adam Like some tissue hanging out?

29:54 Caller No. It was just like a little clear bubble.

29:57 Guest I need a drink.

29:58 Adam How did you see it?

30:00 Caller It hurt real bad. And I just, I just looked at it to see what it was.

30:06 Drew How did you see it? In the mirror.

30:08 Adam And it burned an itch, that sort of thing?

30:10 Caller It just like whenever I walk or something or sit down, it just really hurt.

30:15 Drew Could have been the carbuncle that I had when I was 19.

30:18 Adam Did it burst?

30:19 Caller No, it went away after about a month.

30:22 Drew A month? That's a long month.

30:26 Caller They don't hurt for like two weeks, though.

30:28 Adam Have you ever had herpes?

30:30 Caller No. I have the, there's two different types of herpes. I had the one where the sores are on your lips.

30:36 Adam You had on your mouth? Yeah. I don't know what that, who knows what this was about having somebody examine it.

30:44 Guest Did you ever kiss your ass?

30:46 Caller What's that?

30:46 Drew You never kissed your ass, did you?

30:48 Caller No.

30:49 Drew Still a valid question, Claude.

30:51 Adam A painful vesicle, a painful sort of blister is really herpes until proven otherwise, but it maybe wasn't a blister. Maybe it was an hemorrhoid, maybe it was a carbuncle.

30:59 Drew Yeah, a carbuncle. I had the same thing.

31:02 Adam Yeah, but they don't look like clear blisters. They're not clear.

31:05 Drew It should have been red and sort of inflamed looking.

31:08 Adam Like a big zit.

31:10 Drew It didn't look like a big zit?

31:11 Caller Basically, yeah.

31:12 Adam All right. It could have been a carbuncle, their sinus tracts.

31:17 Drew Hey, jackal, that's not clear. That's a zit. That looks like a big zit, right?

31:23 Caller Kind of, yeah. It was a while ago, so.

31:27 Adam So it could have been a fistula, it could have been a carbuncle, it could have been an inflamed hemorrhoid. Who knows?

31:31 Drew That's gone now. Don't worry about it. Call us back when it comes back. Right, Drew?

31:36 Adam Yeah.

31:36 Drew All right.

31:39 Adam How are you feeling, Adam?

31:40 Drew Me? Like I was body slamming the entire day.

31:43 Adam Sound like it.

31:44 Drew And Samantha?

31:44 Adam Yeah.

31:45 Drew And you know, my voice is hoarse because as a wrestler I have to yell a lot.

31:49 Adam Was that right?

31:50 Drew Oh, yes.

31:51 Adam What do you yell?

31:53 Drew You yell at the other wrestlers and plus, you know, we had different wrestling personas.

31:57 Adam Do you yell like, come on, come on?

31:59 Drew No, like, you know, when you come out as your wrestling persona, I don't want to give away my wrestling personas, but I had some pretty good ones. You get a little hoarse. Let's not go into my proms, Drew. Samantha, you're 14.

32:13 Caller Yeah.

32:14 Drew What's your question?

32:15 Caller Um, my friend told me that when you put Tiger Balm on your balls, that it feels good. And another one of my friends told me it stings really badly.

32:25 Drew Yeah.

32:25 Caller And I was just wondering what happened.

32:29 Adam Great questions.

32:30 Drew Yeah.

32:31 Caller This is good stuff.

32:31 Drew This is heady. Listen to the friend that said it stung very badly.

32:36 Adam Yeah, not a good thing.

32:38 Drew No. All right, Samantha.

32:39 Adam Sensitive skin down there.

32:41 Drew Yeah. Are you thinking about putting some of that on your own testicles?

32:44 Caller No, no, no. I don't have any testicles.

32:46 Drew Oh, you don't? Oh, so it's a mood point.

32:48 Adam Interesting.

32:49 Drew All right. You're fine.

32:51 Adam There we go.

32:51 Guest But if you put it on you, it feels good.

32:53 Drew Listen, if I sprained my testicles, I would not put them... Can you sprain your testicles, Drew?

32:59 Adam Nope. Nope. Nope.

33:01 Drew You can't?

33:01 Adam Nope.

33:02 Guest Even if you smack them in somebody's head?

33:04 Adam Yeah, you can rupture them. You can fracture them.

33:06 Drew Let's say a gay stalker comes over to your house and professes his love for you. And you take your testicles and go upside his head with them and sprain them. Is that possible?

33:18 Adam Just a bruise.

33:19 Drew Okay. Jessica? Hypothetically. Listen, guys, keep all things away from your testicles. They are very absorbent. Am I right, Drew?

33:28 Adam They sure are.

33:29 Drew Listen, I remember once when I was cleaning some car parts with a bucket of gasoline.

33:34 Adam Oh boy.

33:34 Drew And then I was, I know it's great. I just, now it's a carcinogen, you know, back then it was a nice cleaning fluid. I used to spend all day in the garage, a big bucket of gasoline scrubbing down car parts. And, you know, I'd scratch my nads every once in a while and I felt a burning sensation. I realized the gasoline got on the nads. It was actually like being absorbed through the nads. It's true, right, Drew?

33:57 Adam And then it becomes like holding a blowtorch to it.

34:00 Drew Yes. Jessica?

34:01 Guest How do you get rid of that feeling?

34:03 Adam You know, there's creams you can use, actually.

34:04 Drew It's really the closest anything with the word blow. I forgot to my nads. Jessica, you're 19.

34:10 Caller Yes.

34:10 Drew What's up?

34:12 Caller Okay. What it is, is one night me and my best friend went out, we've been best friends for five years.

34:17 Drew Yeah.

34:18 Caller We went out and we got totally smacked and we ended up back at her house and I slept with her boyfriend. Now I'm pregnant, pretty much pregnant.

34:26 Drew Perfect.

34:27 Caller I'm not sure how to tell her.

34:30 Drew Where was she when you're sleeping with her boyfriend?

34:34 Caller He was there.

34:35 Adam Where was she?

34:37 Caller He was passed out.

34:39 Adam We understand that he was there.

34:41 Caller Yes.

34:41 Drew Right, right, because you had sex with him, remember?

34:43 Caller Yes.

34:44 Drew Okay. And what did he do? Just come into the room that you're in?

34:48 Caller Yes.

34:49 Drew Did you go into his room or did he go into your room?

34:51 Caller He came in the living room.

34:53 Drew Uh-huh. And I'm guessing there wasn't a big guest cottage on the estate, right? No. Okay. Jessica says, quite a rapper. Hey, how about some of that freestyle rap for us, Jessica? Ready?

35:07 Caller Go.

35:09 Guest She's not feeling like it.

35:10 Drew Jessica, listen, you made a big mistake and now you didn't get away with it.

35:16 Caller No, I didn't.

35:17 Drew At all. So what are you going to do with the kid?

35:19 Caller I'm going to keep it.

35:20 Drew You are?

35:22 Guest Jessica, do you think you should be maybe more concerned with that than, like, your friend knowing? Like, what are you going to do with the kid and everything?

35:30 Caller I mean, I'm not sure how to tell her.

35:32 Drew Well, is this her, this is her boyfriend, right?

35:36 Caller Yes.

35:36 Drew Are they going to get married?

35:39 Caller Yes.

35:40 Guest They're going to get married?

35:42 Adam I'm not sure this is your responsibility. It's his. And the person that needs to know about this is him. And you got to talk to him about it. And then he needs to figure out how he's going to tell his girlfriend about what he did.

35:54 Drew Why don't you give the kid up for adoption, Jessica? Hey Jessica?

35:59 Adam Yes.

36:00 Drew You know how there's that like ten second delay in between each and every goddamn question I ask you? We got to get rid of that part.

36:07 Adam Try to tighten that up. Oh boy.

36:10 Drew Okay. Jessica?

36:12 Yes.

36:13 Drew I'm, I'm, I don't know if we're having a problem with the phone line or your hearing. Can you hear me okay?

36:19 Caller Yes, I can.

36:20 Drew Would you please respond immediately?

36:22 Caller Yes.

36:23 Drew You're driving me insane. I'm just yelling at you the way everyone wants to yell at you every day when they see you, but they're too polite. This is the beauty of radio. You have to make a decision about this child. I think you should give it up for adoption. You know, I don't think you're in any kind of position to raise a kid. You can barely have a conversation.

36:42 Adam I agree. And he, you have to talk to him though. You got to tell him what's happened here. He's the one that needs to face the music.

36:48 Guest Does he know?

36:49 Adam No.

36:49 Drew No, he doesn't. Okay, Jessica, you're going to have to talk to him.

36:53 Adam It seems to me you're focused on a little payback to your friend about something. That's why you're hell bent on telling her.

37:00 Drew It's not about her. Yeah, and it just drives me nuts that kids become some sort of bartering device. She's feeling lonely, her daddy didn't do well by her, whatever. It's all going to be made better because she's going to have a kid now and something to focus on.

37:16 Adam Kids become a way of regulating affect just the way drugs and sex and fast cars and money become ways of just feeling better in the moment. Kids just serve another function.

37:26 Guest This is a rough show, this is like a roller coaster. Most of the questions are light and then Jessica came in when I'm having a kid and that just felt really like serious.

37:35 Drew Pow, right upside the head.

37:36 Guest That happens every night for y'all.

37:37 Drew Hell yeah. That's the way I like it.

37:39 Guest How do y'all sleep? How do you sleep at night?

37:41 Drew I sleep horribly but it has nothing to do with this show.

37:44 Guest What about you, Doc? Do you take any of this stuff home?

37:46 Adam But thanks for listening every night.

37:48 Drew No, he doesn't listen every night.

37:50 Adam Of course not. Of course not.

37:51 Guest No, no, no.

37:51 Drew I do.

37:51 Guest I check you guys out. I check you out on the MTV show.

37:55 Drew Drew, what are you doing? Just answer the question, please.

37:57 Adam Do I take it home? No, just the way an ambulance driver doesn't take it home. You're the person on the scene to do a job and try to help and you just try to help.

38:07 Drew Let me ask you this, Drew. I know there's no way to answer this but whenever I do an interview they always say, they ask the same question, how do you do it? You're dealing with all these screwed up kids that are pregnant, they have AIDS, their parents are abusing them, how do you deal with it? I always say, that doesn't bother me and then I always stop and think, well maybe it does. You know what I mean? I don't really know.

38:30 Guest It's got to.

38:31 Drew It's got to a little bit.

38:33 Guest I think this is going to keep me up kind of tonight. I'm going to talk about this girl.

38:36 Adam It is the same thing. Look, I go to practice. My practice in the morning and in the afternoon, hear the same stuff. What's going on out there?

38:42 Drew Those are old Jews, Drew.

38:43 Adam No, no, no. I'm going to go to the drug unit and whatnot. I take care of the addicts.

38:46 Caller Okay.

38:47 Drew But those junkies deserve it. Okay. We're going to take a little break. You all right over there, Drew?

38:53 Caller Yeah.

38:53 Drew Okay. Claude Brooks is our guest tonight. He is from MTV's Lyricist Lounge, which is going to debut February 8th, at 10.30. That is coming up this Tuesday, right?

39:06 Guest Yeah. Right after Tom Green.

39:07 Drew All right. And it's an interesting, eclectic mix of sketch freestyle rap and rap acts mainly.

39:16 Guest Yeah. Well, it's just in living color, gone 2000.

39:20 Drew We will take a break. We'll be right back.

39:45 Guest This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

40:01 Drew It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. Dr. Drew is over there. And the phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Claude Brooks is our guest tonight, at least in the first hour. Nicole Eggert will be in here in the second hour. Claude has created a show called Lyrus's Lounge on MTV that premieres on February 8th at 10.30. Claude also reminded me that he has himself a website, and that is at mediatrip.com.

40:34 Guest It's a show there, it's like an entertainment review show, like an R&B show, and just across the board.

40:42 Drew What would you find if you log on to that?

40:43 Guest You go to mediatrip.com, which is like this entertainment driven company, and they're dealing with a whole bunch of stuff. You heard of that show, George Lucas in Love? It was a short film, it was like this big Sundance winner last year. Oh yes.

40:58 Drew Anderson was giving a big thumbs up, so that means he left it.

41:00 Guest Oh there you go.

41:01 Drew Anything Anderson left on the site.

41:03 Guest And we're a new show on their site, and supposedly we're getting like a whole bunch of hits, and we have this great host called Ivalka Reyes, and it's produced by myself and Janine Black. It's just a new thing for me. It's only been up for three weeks, and it's turned out to be a nice little show. You check it out and you'll find out what's up and coming in the world of the urban culture.

41:25 Drew Well, that again is mediatrip.com and of course drdrew.com, right, Drew?

41:29 Adam Thank you.

41:29 Guest Drew, we hear you have a.com show.

41:32 Adam Yeah, it's cool.

41:33 Guest What's it all about?

41:34 Adam I do a webcast twice a week and then we archive it. It's up there. You can watch it anytime. We do a half hour interview with, you can be honored, a lot of different celebrities. People have opened up in amazing ways. And we interact, phone chats, people come into the studio. It's just very, very interesting.

41:49 Drew All right. I'm fascinated. Stacey? Yeah. You're 34.

41:54 Guest Yeah.

41:54 Drew I get my fill of Drew.

41:55 Guest That's her problem. She's 34.

41:56 Drew You're 34.

41:58 Adam I got to say, Adam, being a couple thousand miles away, it makes it, you just that much, I kind of like you.

42:03 Drew Yeah.

42:03 Adam Even when you're yelling at me, I can take it a lot easier.

42:05 Drew All right. Well, quiet down. Stacey?

42:08 Caller Yeah.

42:08 Drew What's up?

42:10 Caller My son just turned 13 and I found a penthouse magazine in his room today. And I'm freaked out big time.

42:17 Drew Where did he hide it?

42:19 Caller In his drawer.

42:21 Adam Freaked out because he's looking at pornography or freaked out because he's going through puberty?

42:27 Caller I just think...

42:29 Guest You should be watching Hustler.

42:30 Caller He's too young to see what was in there because it was very explicit.

42:34 Drew Hey, you took a look at the magazine, Stacey?

42:37 Caller I kind of just see what it was because the cover was ripped off of it.

42:41 Drew No, I understand. You took a look, though. You want to see what your son is looking at, right?

42:46 Caller Yeah, but I didn't look through the whole thing. Just enough to think, Oh, my God.

42:50 Drew All right, but listen, Stacey, no one is going to think you're a sinner if you took a look at a magazine that your son is looking at because you want to know what he was looking at.

43:00 Caller Right.

43:00 Drew All right, you know what's in those penthouses now more than ever?

43:04 Caller Well, I didn't until today.

43:06 Drew A lot of women peeing on people.

43:09 Caller Yeah, there wasn't none of that.

43:10 Drew Oh, there wasn't?

43:11 Caller No.

43:11 Drew I'm telling you, go get that thing and look at it. You will find women peeing on each other.

43:16 Adam That's nice.

43:18 Drew I don't know who decided this was the wave of the future, pardon the pun, and who decided that people want to see other people getting peed on. But it is in Penthouse, it is in Hustler, and there's just a ton of urination photos now, Drew.

43:32 Adam That's nice.

43:33 Drew Yeah, I'm a guy who's done my fair share of peeing on people and I don't even enjoy it. All right, so you're freaked out. Are you religious?

43:42 Caller Not really.

43:43 Drew Yeah.

43:44 Caller I mean, not to the extreme, you know.

43:47 Adam What freaks you out about this?

43:49 Caller I think he's too young to see what was being shown.

43:53 Drew Where's dad?

43:55 Caller He's, dad's here, too.

43:57 Adam Isn't this dad's stuff to handle?

44:00 Caller Yeah, he thinks it's no big deal.

44:02 Guest What age do you think would be okay for him to like start checking this out, like when he's about 25?

44:07 Caller No, like...

44:08 Drew 30.

44:09 Caller Well, he just turned 13 two weeks ago.

44:11 Drew I see.

44:12 Caller In sixth grade, his highlight is, you know, playing PlayStation.

44:15 Drew Right, but you gotta understand that every young boy is curious, even at 13 hell, at 10, 11 or 12, boys are interested in looking at that stuff. It may have been one of his friends who lent it to him. He may have found it in some dumpster or something. It's probably not even his. I'm sure he doesn't have a subscription, does he?

44:34 Caller No.

44:35 Adam What specifically did you see there that you don't want him seeing?

44:39 Caller It was girls doing oral sex to other girls.

44:43 Drew Yeah, that's pretty good. I wish I had some of that.

44:45 Guest So it'd be okay if he just had a magazine with guys giving it to girls.

44:49 Caller No, I had that too. And I know.

44:52 Drew Hey, Stacey, why don't you get husband, Papa, to talk to him?

44:57 Adam Yeah.

44:58 Caller Well, that's what he was gonna do.

45:00 Drew All right, cool.

45:01 Adam Here's the deal with all this.

45:02 Drew You'll be all right.

45:02 Adam The important thing is that you initiate a discussion with him. It's not a bad thing that he's looking at this stuff. It's actually age appropriate. But to miss the opportunity to talk to him about what you, what your values are as it pertains to the human sexual experience is gonna leave him adrift and really just completely at the disposal of his peers and the general ambient culture, which is not good. What that means is.

45:25 Drew Yeah, I don't know what that means either.

45:26 Guest Give him a high five.

45:28 Drew Rebecca?

45:29 Caller Yeah.

45:29 Drew You're 19. We're running out of time here. You keep a towel by your bed because liquid squirts out of you during orgasm.

45:37 Caller Something like that.

45:38 Guest You know, isn't there a doc?

45:40 Adam Yeah.

45:40 Guest There's a clinical name for girls who come out of their vagina. What's that called?

45:47 Adam Well, there's female orgasmic incontinence, but that's a different thing.

45:52 Drew Is it urine or is it something else?

45:55 Caller Well, my real question was more like, I guess I didn't quite get through to the person, but it was more like I keep a towel by the bed to clean up afterwards. Because if I don't, because if my boyfriend and I don't clean me up immediately, like, it all comes rushing out, all of his ejaculation, not mine.

46:17 Adam Oh, so just him.

46:17 Caller All right.

46:18 Adam So what's the question?

46:19 Caller The question is, is this a normal thing? Because I find it really, I would find it really disgusting if I just left it all over at my sheets and left it there. But does everyone go through this or?

46:31 Adam Yes. Yes. Everyone goes through this.

46:33 Drew No, most people have it return into a tumbler and then they dump it on their heads before they go to sleep that night. What the hell? What is she asking? I have a question. When I make number two, I'll often times wipe my ass with some paper called toilet paper. Is that normal, Drew, or? She's got fluid and stuff coming out of her. Yeah.

46:59 Adam No, it's his stuff. She's saying.

47:01 Drew I know. I know. But what is abnormal about wiping up after yourself?

47:06 Adam I don't know. And people, let me get freaked out that somehow the semen is supposed to stay inside. There's something wrong with them if it comes out. Oh, please.

47:12 Guest She's supposed to leave it on her bed to keep count. That's how you keep count.

47:15 Drew The only, yeah, you do like a Rorschach test on the sheets. The only thing that's abnormal is that you use a towel instead of like a gym shirt from the hamper. That's the only thing I find abnormal about it. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. I see Nicole Eggert is here. So Claude, I am out of here. It is out with the old and in with the new. MTV's The Lyricist Lounge. His name of the show, February 8th. Check it out, 10.30. Also, you can check out mediatrip.com, which is Say What? That's Claude's website.

47:47 Guest Adam, it has been real. And I'm going to have you on my show doing something, right?

47:51 Drew It would be my pleasure.

47:52 Guest For real?

47:53 Drew Yeah.

47:53 Guest Don't give me that f***.

47:54 Drew Be there.

47:55 Guest Okay. And Drew, you can, you know what? You can do nothing.

47:58 Drew All right.

47:59 Guest No, no, I'm joking, man. I want you to go on to do something as well.

48:01 Drew Nah, I'll leave him home.

48:02 Guest Adam kept slipping me a tin to keep being mean to you, but you know what? Tin doesn't go too far over here.

48:08 Drew All right. Hey, Drew? Yeah. All right. Hang out. We'll be back. All right.

48:12 Caller Back once again with the Loveline, Loveline, Adam Corolla, and Dr. Drew will be right back before you know it.

48:49 Drew All right, we're going to take our traditional 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the Fabulous Loveline program in just 10 seconds.

48:57 Guest This is Loveline on Radio Station.

49:01 Guest Outrageous talk radio. 100.7, The Buzz.

49:05 Caller KQBZ.

49:06 Guest Seattle.

49:12 Caller Yeah.

49:14 Drew Thank you. Adam. Turn my mic on. There we go. Thank you. It's only been six months. I can't expect the Anderson to get everything right. Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew.

49:25 Caller Asshole.

49:26 Drew Dr. Drew was the board certified one. The phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Our second guest of the evening, and we haven't done the dual guest thing in a while. We picked quite a night for it because of my little wrestling school experience today. Nicole Eggert is here. Nicole, of course, you know, from Baywatch and a handful of movies. And Charles in Charge. That's where we first fell in love, by the way. And we've never met before, have we?

49:54 Caller No, I don't believe so.

49:56 Drew Must have been killing you all these years. I know.

50:00 Caller I'm the one sending you the packages.

50:02 Drew Oh, that's you? Yeah. Jesus, I'd open them if I knew they were from you. Nicole is here because she's going to be signing some autographs at the Swatch Wave Tour, which is coming up this Friday. And it's going to be at the Queen Mary. The tour is the 4th through the 6th, so I guess it's all weekend. And if anyone hasn't seen this thing, it's pretty amazing. It's this portable wave that's just a sort of perpetual wave. And they have surfers ride it and skateboarders ride it and snowboarders ride it. And it's a pretty substantial wave.

50:40 Caller Thirteen feet.

50:42 Adam What do you mean a perpetual wave? I've never seen this.

50:44 Drew Well, basically, it's like this. And, you know, it was late and I was probably stoned, but I watched enough of it to sort of figure it out. It's a self-contained sort of unit that holds...

50:55 Guest Water?

50:56 Drew Quite down over there, Drew. It holds a body of water. It has something that is sort of shaped like a ramp, and when they pump water at it at a certain speed, it creates this wave. But it's a wave that sort of never breaks and never moves on. I mean, it breaks, but it doesn't go away.

51:13 Adam Right. So you're sort of all... You're running... You're always going downstream against a jet of water.

51:18 Drew It would be the equivalent of a treadmill, I guess, to someone who is a jogging enthusiast.

51:24 Adam Right.

51:24 Caller It's a constant, ultimate wave.

51:27 Drew And it can throw you around, and when you get thrown around, you land on, you know, plexiglass, or you land on...

51:35 Caller It's foamy. It's that, like, those rafts. It's foamy and soft.

51:39 Drew You mean it's like a boogie board or something?

51:41 Caller No. You know, like, the lounge pool rafts?

51:44 Guest Right.

51:44 Caller That float.

51:45 Drew Right.

51:46 Caller But they don't, you don't put air into them.

51:48 Guest Right. Right.

51:49 Caller It's like that.

51:50 Drew But I'm sure under that is fiberglass or something.

51:52 Caller I'm sure something. Something hard. It doesn't feel good when you fall, I don't think.

51:56 Drew Yeah, because I've seen guys take some pretty good tumbles on those things, and the problem is, is there's not a whole lot of water. It's like, there's three inches of water, there's three quarters of an inch of foam, and then they start getting down to, like, some man. And that's kind of the problem. But these guys do wild tricks on these things, and they ride something that's sort of like, I don't know, it's sort of like a snowboard, or a wakeboard, or something like that. And it's kind of interesting in that it doesn't really, it doesn't benefit you to come from either surfing, or snowboarding, or skateboarding. They all have sort of an equal shot at it, and they all seem to be pretty good at it.

52:36 Caller Yeah, and they all have their different styles, like they can all do different tricks on it, depending on, you know, their specialty, but...

52:42 Drew Now, are you going to get on it?

52:44 Caller Am I?

52:45 Drew Yes.

52:46 Caller I haven't seen it in person and been next to it yet. I haven't decided. My friend who has been there, she's ready. She wants to go on it.

52:54 Drew Yeah.

52:55 Caller But I've heard of these guys crashing and hurting themselves, so...

53:00 Drew So you can look forward to that down at the Queen Mary coming up this weekend. And then I guess the thing makes the rounds, right?

53:07 Caller Yeah. I think it moves to a permanent home in San Diego, where you can go and visit it and ride it.

53:12 Drew Is there more than one of these things in the world? Because I saw Tony Hawk was on the TV show and we're talking to him about doing it in Munich or something.

53:20 Caller Yeah. No. They pick it up, pack it up. It takes like 12 semi-trucks or something. Insane. Actually, I'm not sure, but they move it and they take it all over the world.

53:33 Drew So you'll be there signing autographs?

53:35 Caller I will.

53:36 Drew All right. Drew, here we go. All right. Andy?

53:41 Caller Yes.

53:42 Drew You're 13. What's up?

53:43 Caller Well, my girlfriend, she wants to hide our relationship from other people.

53:48 Drew Yeah.

53:49 Adam Not a good sign.

53:50 Caller Yeah.

53:52 Caller I talked to my school psychiatrist person and she said, she's probably not maturing or anything.

53:59 Drew How old is she?

54:00 Caller She's 13. She's 11 turning 12 soon.

54:04 Drew She's 11? What is that?

54:08 Caller Yeah.

54:08 Drew I don't know what that psychologist was thinking. I mean, the girl's almost 12. She really is. She's a full grown woman at this point. I mean, what is she coming into the 5th grade?

54:17 Caller No, she's 7th grade.

54:20 She's in 6th grade.

54:23 Caller I mean 6th grade.

54:24 Drew 6th grade. What grade are you in?

54:27 Caller I'm in 7th. All right.

54:30 Drew Well, it's a little weird to be with an 11-year-old. I mean, I don't know. Do you need a girlfriend?

54:35 Caller Yeah.

54:35 Adam She may just be awkward about being with a guy and doesn't know how to handle it and feels overwhelmed by the whole experience. So just kind of back off.

54:42 Drew What are you doing with her? Are you guys kissing?

54:46 Caller Yeah. Going to the movies, kissing, that kind of stuff.

54:50 Drew OK. All right. Just relax a little over there, Andy. I mean, she's she's very young. My God. All right.

54:57 Adam Danny, he's OK. No, Danny.

55:00 Drew Andy's a nice guy. There's nothing wrong with it. He's a psychiatrist.

55:02 Adam He's all right. So just just slow down.

55:04 Drew That's all. What kind of school do you go to? This can't be a public school.

55:08 Caller Yeah, it is.

55:08 Drew Really? And you go to your because they have a school psychiatrist or a therapist that you can go to and talk to about your relationships.

55:17 Caller Yeah, she just pretty much calls us in and stuff.

55:21 Drew Well, what's what school district are you in?

55:23 Caller Manhattan Beach.

55:24 Drew Yeah, you have to be somewhere decent. Kind of. North Hollywood High. They would have thrown something at you and told you to get the hell out of here.

55:32 Adam Taking a fire hose.

55:35 Drew Yeah, I'm going out with an 11 year old and she's just not mature in the way I'd like to see her mature.

55:41 Caller Well, he said that they called them into the office, didn't they?

55:44 Drew Oh, did he?

55:44 Caller Yeah.

55:45 Drew I thought he said he talked to her.

55:46 Adam They said they called you in.

55:48 Caller Yeah, they called them in.

55:49 Drew Oh, my God. All right. Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I don't know. You don't need a boyfriend at 11 now. Mike? Hello? You're 14. What's up?

56:00 Caller Hey, it's like I said, first time call or a long time listener.

56:04 Drew Great.

56:06 Caller And I've been talking to an older woman on the Internet via a game on the Internet. How long?

56:14 Adam For how long?

56:15 Caller For about a month.

56:17 Drew All right. Get to the question, please.

56:19 Caller Okay. And I just want to know if it's been she's ever been asking her for like some personal information, like advice and stuff like that.

56:28 Adam How old is she?

56:29 Caller She says she's 25.

56:30 Adam She's 25 and how old are you?

56:32 Caller 14.

56:33 Drew What do you want to do with her?

56:37 Caller I just want to know if it's healthy to be asking her for, I mean asking her advice with girls and...

56:44 Drew Do you like her?

56:45 Caller Yeah.

56:46 Adam Well, that's kind of, that's kind of, it's like a friend, right?

56:50 Caller Can you say that again?

56:51 Adam She's like a friend, right? Like a close friend?

56:54 Caller Yeah.

56:55 Drew Yeah, but he likes her.

56:57 Adam Yeah, but if she at least can maintain the boundaries, it's kind of, kind of cute. I mean, she's all over giving advice.

57:02 Drew Well, he said he was 24, though. How old did you tell her you were?

57:07 Caller Um, I've been telling her I'm 14.

57:10 Drew And that's how old you are?

57:11 Caller Yeah.

57:11 Drew All right, do you think she has any interest in you?

57:14 Caller Uh, if she does it, I'll be wishful thinking on my part.

57:18 Adam Have you talked to her on the phone?

57:19 Caller Uh, no.

57:20 Drew You guys are planning on meeting or anything like that?

57:23 Caller We're not.

57:24 Drew All right.

57:24 Guest Well, good.

57:25 Drew Fine.

57:26 Caller I don't want to get weird.

57:27 Drew You just get, just get advice from her. She's an older woman. She could probably tell you what women are thinking.

57:32 Adam Yeah, that's kind of a cool thing.

57:34 Caller All right, cool.

57:36 Drew All right, Mike.

57:36 Caller All right, see you, dude. You guys rock.

57:38 Drew Thanks, Mike.

57:40 Adam The hard part of that, you don't really know who the other person is. I mean, she could be an exploitative person.

57:44 Drew Are you kidding? It's a 55-year-old con in the prison library. No, you guys.

57:50 Adam I'll tell you, in the communities at drdrew.com, I'm amazed at the quality of the relationships that develop and the kind of support people get from one another. I drop in every day and watch these chats or chat myself and it's just amazing.

58:00 Drew Drew, you never miss an opportunity to get a plug-in, do you?

58:03 Adam No, it's true.

58:04 Drew It's true. Nicole, who do you like more, me or Drew?

58:08 Caller I can't decide.

58:10 Drew That's rough. Drew isn't even in the room. She's got to toss a coin. That is insulting. All right, let's see. I'm picking the calls tonight because Drew's over there in Chicago. So, we'll speak to him.

58:23 Caller Why is that exactly?

58:24 Guest Why in Chicago?

58:25 Drew He wants to make money. He likes to slip out of his various jobs to go make money, basically.

58:31 Adam I spoke at Northwestern University and then I'm speaking at University of Illinois tomorrow night.

58:35 Drew All right. That's enough speaking.

58:36 Adam Then I'm joining you.

58:38 Drew That's right.

58:39 Adam In Oregon on Saturday night.

58:40 Drew That's right. Let me tell you something, Drew. We're going to get lit and we're going to get ourselves some sorority chicks. It is high time.

58:47 Adam Yeah, that's us. That's how we behave every time we go to a car.

58:50 Drew Drew, how many colleges have we done?

58:52 Adam 40 or 50.

58:53 Drew Have we ever spoken to a woman in the 40 or 50 colleges we've went to?

58:58 Adam No. We have one beer and we go to bed.

59:00 Drew That's right. Together. Spooning. Well, you know what? All that's going to change this Saturday, brother.

59:06 Adam Why?

59:07 Drew I'm bringing an extra penis. We're going on a sexual rampage. You're coming with me. We're getting college chicks. I'm going to get the chicks I never got.

59:16 Adam You mean a real one? A real penis?

59:17 Drew Okay. Wise ass. Don't embarrass me. Kathy.

59:24 Caller Hello?

59:25 Drew I'm so tired tonight. I can't take any of you.

59:27 Adam What's going on, Kathy?

59:29 Guest Kathy?

59:30 Caller Kathy?

59:30 Drew Jesus Christ.

59:32 Caller Are you talking to me?

59:34 Drew What name did you use, numbnuts?

59:36 Caller Kathy.

59:37 Drew All right. Well, then answer it.

59:38 Caller I couldn't hear. I misunderstood you. Hi.

59:41 Drew All right. Hi, Kathy.

59:42 Caller Actually, this question is for Dr. Drew. You know, a couple of years ago, I was drugged in a drink. And ever since then, it's like, it's really affected me. I mean, I'm paranoid to drink anything in public pretty much, even around my friends or eat, just consuming anything.

1:00:05 Drew What happened? What happened after they drugged you?

1:00:10 Caller It was, I think what they put in there was that- What they called? MHB or something like that.

1:00:16 Adam Oh, GHB, yeah.

1:00:18 Caller Yeah, where it just made me feel, you know, really, really like a warm sensation came over me. And then all of a sudden I couldn't walk really well. I had to make myself throw it out.

1:00:28 Drew But why did they do it?

1:00:31 Caller I don't know. I was in a contest and we were getting ready in the back and some chick said, do you want a drink? And I said, sure. And it sounded good and I had no idea that she had put something in it.

1:00:45 Adam What do you mean a contest?

1:00:46 Drew Wet T-shirt?

1:00:47 Caller It was Hot Bodies International.

1:00:50 Drew Wow. It's just a step below a wet T-shirt contest. What do you mean?

1:00:54 Caller Yeah, I'm looking for payment. It was supposed to be a, I think, $3,000 payoff.

1:01:00 Drew Really?

1:01:00 Adam Was she trying to eliminate you from the contest, you think?

1:01:03 Caller Pretty much. I mean, it worked. I had to leave.

1:01:06 Drew What do you do in those hot body competitions? I'm thinking about entering one. I'm going to shave my ass and enter one of those things, Drew.

1:01:13 Caller I think you should.

1:01:14 Drew What do you do in those?

1:01:15 Adam Yeah, I was exalted with the way she laughed.

1:01:17 Caller It's pretty much like doing a stage. You just, you do one song and go out and take your clothes off for the one song.

1:01:26 Drew Oh, you're a stripper?

1:01:28 Caller Yeah, I'm a dancer.

1:01:29 Drew Okay. Where do you work?

1:01:31 Caller In Seattle.

1:01:33 Drew Uh-huh. Oh man, there's a great strip club out there. What the hell is that place called? I think they closed it down. Well, Drew, talk about lamp dancing. It was like molesting that was going on in there. Oh man, I'm going to think of the name of that place. It's outside of, it's out. No, it's outside of Seattle.

1:01:53 Caller Outside of Seattle?

1:01:54 Drew Yeah, I mean, it's on the-

1:01:55 Caller Honey, Sugar's where-

1:01:56 Drew Oh, Sugar's.

1:01:57 Caller Sugar's, okay. Well, Sugar's is probably the lower end of all of our clubs.

1:02:02 Drew Yeah, I know, but that's why you get goose. The low rent places, they really put out.

1:02:07 Caller Yeah, you're right.

1:02:08 Drew Yeah, that's like, it's outside of Seattle on some highway out there, right?

1:02:12 Caller We have the pretty hot chick too, huh?

1:02:14 Drew I don't remember, but I was just happy to be molested for $10.

1:02:17 Caller They don't want to get the cream of the crop out there, so.

1:02:20 Drew Well, speaking of cream, they do their job, I'll tell you that. There's good looking chicks, they all have attitudes.

1:02:25 Caller Yeah.

1:02:26 Drew Right, Nicole?

1:02:27 Caller Sure. That must be.

1:02:28 Drew All right. So, listen, now you're scared to what? Do drink stuff?

1:02:33 Caller Yeah, at all, or even eat. It's like I have no trust in anybody. I mean, even with my closest friends or whatever, if I set a drink down and leave the room, I'll come back and pour it out and get a new one. It's what cost me a lot of money, you know, going to clubs, I have to put my hand over the drink. So I feel I even turned my head away from it. I just get another one. It's like a paranoia.

1:02:54 Drew Okay, Kathy, let me say something here. It is a paranoia. It is, yes. And I know most people are sympathetic when they hear these kind of things. I'm not. You're nuts. Somebody screwed with you once. Listen, you can't leave your drink in front of your friends now.

1:03:08 Caller Listen, I'm the same way as you. I feel that same way. I try and console myself and talk to going, what the hell is the matter with you? I mean, this is, you know what I mean?

1:03:17 Drew All right, well, this has nothing to do with the drink, though. This is something else.

1:03:21 Adam It's like a post-traumatic stress reaction. And it turns out the severity of those reactions tend to be determined by basically your emotional health going in. So the trauma affects you sort of profoundly because things were sort of loosely glued together when you started.

1:03:36 Drew Drew is saying you weren't on a solid emotional ground before you got slipped the Mickey.

1:03:42 Caller I definitely wasn't before I got... .when that happened.

1:03:46 Drew All right. So you get a little...

1:03:48 Caller I was visiting your town, so I was in LA where it's a little bit more on the hectic side.

1:03:53 Drew Listen, Kathy, you're a little chaotic, right?

1:03:55 Caller Kathy, yeah.

1:03:57 Caller I guess.

1:03:59 Caller I mean, no, right now, everything is...

1:04:01 Drew No, no. Come on. You're stripping. You're a little chaotic. Come on.

1:04:07 Adam Chaos may not be the right word for her.

1:04:08 Drew All right.

1:04:09 Adam You just got some stuff going on.

1:04:10 Drew You got issues. It's not this.

1:04:14 Guest Well, OK.

1:04:15 Caller So I probably do. I mean, I don't know what I'm doing.

1:04:18 Drew All right. She's gone. She better be good looking. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah. Well, she's not. I mean, I just put her on hold. She's she's she just has a sort of monologue that's going to run and run and run and run on a loop. The reality is, is somebody did something to her that's out of line, but she's chosen to let it drive her insane.

1:04:41 Adam Well, again, it's you could think of it as a post-traumatic stress reaction. And those reactions tend to be much more severe if these what we call pre-morbid condition of the individual is not great.

1:04:52 Drew Nobody knows what that means, including Dr. Drew.

1:04:54 Adam She was loosely glued together before this happened. She has a trauma and it really affects her. Now she's acutely paranoid, but generally paranoid and anxious. They may have some serious issues here, so she's got to get taken care of.

1:05:06 Drew All right. Sarah.

1:05:09 Caller Hi.

1:05:10 Drew Hey, you're 19. What's up?

1:05:11 Caller Yeah, my boyfriend has been using meth for about six years. I've been dating him for two. A year ago he told me that he quit. Is that possible for him to just up and quit after doing it for six years?

1:05:23 Adam Not without switching to something else typically.

1:05:25 Caller Well, he was like, I don't know, he did everything. Meth was his big thing though. I mean, he did coke and he said he did heroin once and he still does pot now.

1:05:35 Adam Well, that's what he switched to, pot.

1:05:37 Caller And is that necessarily a bad thing? Because everyone tells me, you know, pot's not bad if that's all you're doing, but...

1:05:41 Adam Look, it is all addiction. And in fact, I welcome the speed in because marijuana will go on for a while and cause all sorts of problems and usually the moods become so profoundly depressed that people then switch back to speed and that's what brings them to treatment. So the speed sort of accelerates things a little bit. But marijuana addiction is one of the most severe addictions and one of the most common ones I deal with today. Yes, go ahead.

1:06:02 Caller People that take speed, I mean, their fingernails rot and their skin seems to rot. No, no, no, no. And their hair, I mean...

1:06:09 Adam That's all the, that's a Picker's Syndrome. They pull at their skin and they pick at themselves and that's where they get all those erosions and things.

1:06:16 Caller Well, he tells me I'm paranoid, but you know, he hasn't really put on any weight.

1:06:21 Adam So your dad was an addict or an alcoholic?

1:06:23 Caller No, actually, my parents are really supportive and-

1:06:25 Adam Your mom?

1:06:26 Caller They're very supportive. That's kind of how I've been able to stay.

1:06:29 Drew Who was an addict to your family?

1:06:31 Caller Really, my family's like Mormon and-

1:06:34 Drew Why are you hooked up with a speed nut?

1:06:37 Caller It's always been that way.

1:06:39 Drew What do you mean, always been that way?

1:06:40 Caller Well, like, he treats me really well. My past boyfriends, I've had a few abusive ones, a few addicts, but-

1:06:46 Adam Why, what's going on?

1:06:47 Caller I guess I'm kind of a fixer.

1:06:49 Drew Yeah, but why?

1:06:50 Caller I don't know.

1:06:51 Drew Really?

1:06:52 Caller My parents, yeah, my parents are great.

1:06:54 Adam No, no.

1:06:55 Drew It's gotta be something.

1:06:57 Adam You know, intrusive parenting can be just as damaging, as neglectful parenting.

1:07:01 Caller Well, I've never seen my parents fight with each other or-

1:07:05 Drew That's abusive.

1:07:06 Caller My parents, they didn't get along with my big sister. They had massive problems with my big sister.

1:07:12 Drew Were they intrusive? Did they control you?

1:07:14 Caller No, not really.

1:07:16 Drew They just let you do what you wanted.

1:07:18 Caller Well, they kind of pushed Mormon on me.

1:07:22 Adam Kind of.

1:07:24 Caller Yeah.

1:07:24 Adam Kind of. Yeah.

1:07:25 Caller Well, kind of. Yeah. They won't like make me go to church, but they kind of give me guilt trips about it if I don't.

1:07:32 Drew Maybe they're a little more intrusive than you're admitting.

1:07:35 Adam Did you ever have an eating disorder?

1:07:37 Caller Yeah.

1:07:38 Drew Okay. Yeah. That's intrusive parenting.

1:07:41 Adam Profoundly. Somebody did not let you be a separate human being. Somebody has a lot of issues there and a lot of energy, and they're pouring it on to the kids. Yeah. And when you have that pain associated with being sort of separated from parts of yourself, if you see that in another person, you're sort of compelled to go in and rescue them from that. And that's the foundation of co-dependency. Really, I was with a psychiatrist last week who made it. I thought it was a very aggressive statement, which was that all co-dependency is from child abuse. And I have to agree to him that intrusive, non-empathic parenting is abuse. And that's what you're dealing with.

1:08:17 Drew Well, I wish I had some of that when I was growing up.

1:08:21 Adam Some what, abuse?

1:08:22 Drew Yeah. No, I mean intrusive parenting. My parents were like, I was like, hey, listen, I'm going to put a fish bowl full of piranhas on my head. Then I'm going to get a moped and light myself on fire and go on the freeway. They're like, all right, you want me to put a sweater on? Whatever you like. You know, just a little, just a little bit of that would have been nice. See?

1:08:48 Adam That little bit is intrusive.

1:08:49 Drew That's true. See, that's why you're the smart one, Doc. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Nicole Eggert is our guest tonight. Nicole is here to plug the, what the hell is this? The Swatch Wave Tour, yes, which is coming up all this weekend down at the Queen Mary and where the Spruce Goose used to be. So there's plenty of parking now. Didn't they, where do they do? Take that thing and bring it to Japan or something? Where is that Spruce Goose? Oregon?

1:09:19 Adam Oh boy.

1:09:19 Drew It's in Oregon? The Spruce Goose? I don't know. Seems like something the Japanese would have bought up. Doesn't it, Drew?

1:09:26 Adam I don't know. Adam, how am I going to go to the bathroom without you? Should we just go?

1:09:29 Drew Yeah, let's go together. I don't really have to pee, but it's a sort of sympathetic gesture. I'll urinate. OK, because Drew and I usually pee together about this time. And we do pee in the same bathroom as well. It's just there's two toilets, but it's sort of nice knowing that the other's penis is so close. It's a certain sense of security, right?

1:09:50 Caller Yeah, that's from that parenting problem.

1:09:52 Drew Yes, yes. Now I use Drew's penis like a huggy blanket.

1:09:56 Adam You're gay.

1:09:58 Drew So be it. If loving Drew's penis makes me gay, then so be it. All right. So Drew, here's what we're going to do. We'll go to break. I'm going to count to 30 by Mississippi's and then I'll begin urinating.

1:10:11 Adam All right. I'll be there.

1:10:12 Drew All right. All right. All right, lover. I'll see you. I'll see you in the reflection of my urine puddle. Okay.

1:10:18 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I'll be speaking right to you.

1:10:19 Drew All right. We'll be back.

1:10:22 Caller Let's have some more fun.

1:10:23 Caller Okay, let's do it. Call Love Line, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:10:30 Caller Love Line, we'll be right back.

1:10:46 Guest This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Bugs.

1:11:06 Drew Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Next week, we have the cast of That 70s Show coming in here on Sunday, and then Warren G will be in here on Monday. And then just a bunch of other big people.

1:11:30 Adam Hey Adam, remember Vic? Remember Vic, the engineer out here?

1:11:33 Drew Oh yeah. He's golden, that Vic.

1:11:37 Adam Yeah.

1:11:37 Drew Is Vic over there? Yeah. Vic's the guy who told, what the hell is that guy's name? Greaseman?

1:11:45 Adam Whatever.

1:11:48 Drew He, Vic told Mancow something that I was saying something about him or something like that. I don't know. Whatever it is, I'm mad at Vic.

1:11:56 Adam Really?

1:11:57 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:11:58 Adam Yeah.

1:11:58 Drew Ask him what the hell he said.

1:12:00 Adam I don't know, but you're always talking crap. You're always talking crap about Mancow.

1:12:03 Drew So I am.

1:12:07 Adam Maybe not.

1:12:09 Drew What are you talking about?

1:12:10 Adam I don't know.

1:12:11 Drew All right. Shut up, would you?

1:12:14 Adam Adam, you're in your.

1:12:15 Drew Shut up.

1:12:15 Adam No, look, you're in trouble.

1:12:18 Drew What do you mean I'm in trouble? What are you talking about?

1:12:21 Adam It's like you're going on slow speed. Like each breath is labored.

1:12:24 Drew Hey, let me tell you something, Drew. When I stop talking, the show stops. That's why I feel slow, you jackass. Now, quiet down over there. Let me do my goddamn job. Nicole Eggert is our guest tonight. Hi, Nicole.

1:12:36 Caller Hi.

1:12:37 Drew She is promoting the Swatch Wave Tour, which is coming up this weekend. And that's at the Queen Mary. And she's going to be signing autographs. And we have swatches here, Drew. And because of that last little sass mark of yours, I'm taking them both off. You understand? I'm pissed. That's right. They're beautiful swatch watches that are way too big to wear on your wrist. You probably put them on your ankle or something. And they're good, you know.

1:13:03 Caller Not that big. That one's not that big.

1:13:04 Drew Well, they're like, they're water-resistant.

1:13:06 Caller They're like dive watches.

1:13:07 Drew They're resistant to like, you know, ten thousand meters or something. They got like a stop watch and they're sweat proof and they're bullet proof. And I think they have like a bottle opener on them too.

1:13:20 Caller They have internet time.

1:13:21 Drew Really?

1:13:23 Adam What does that mean?

1:13:24 Drew What does that mean?

1:13:24 Caller I have no idea.

1:13:25 Drew All right. Well, here's the point, Drew. I'm taking the expensive one, okay? All right. You snooze, you lose. I'll give you, I'll bring yours with you. I'll bring it to Oregon, okay? Right on.

1:13:34 Adam I'm psyched.

1:13:35 Drew All right. So we'll know just what time it is. All right. Where the hell were we here? Was I, did I leave off with somebody? No? Okay. Sam? Yeah. You're 16. What's up?

1:13:47 Adam Well, I did see you in The Reflection.

1:13:49 Drew Oh, The Urine. Thank you.

1:13:50 Adam I like some bad medieval movie.

1:13:53 Drew I was coming to you.

1:13:55 Adam You had a big white beard too.

1:13:57 Drew Yeah. That was like Merlin came to the King Arthur, or Excalibur, or whatever the hell like in The Pond.

1:14:04 Adam This was in The Pond instead of The Pond.

1:14:06 Drew All right. Sam, what's up?

1:14:08 Caller My girlfriend and I, we were having sex by the campfire, and while we were engaging in intercourse, our spark from the fire landed in my butt.

1:14:16 Adam Oh my God.

1:14:17 Caller And it's been hurting for about two weeks now.

1:14:19 Adam Oh my God.

1:14:20 Drew Oh, that is ridiculous. That did not happen, you idiot.

1:14:26 Adam On the muscle, or?

1:14:28 Caller Like inside the, like, it just, like, on the, in the butt, it just hurts really, really, really bad.

1:14:34 Adam Oh my God.

1:14:35 Drew On the butt, or in the butt?

1:14:37 Caller In the butt.

1:14:38 Drew In the butt.

1:14:39 Adam Yeah. Mental note, my kids are never going camping.

1:14:42 Drew Never. Everyone has sex camping. If I took my grandmother camping this weekend, when I would get something. Well, like it or not.

1:14:50 Adam One of the interesting things, the reason I believe him, is that one of the shocking things that happen, Adam, you've experienced this to people, is when they get an injury in that particular area of the body, they're always just amazed at just how awfully painful it is. I mean, you never knew how much sort of movement went on down there.

1:15:05 Drew Yeah. I remember I got one of those DERF flame logs wedged in my ass, Nicole, when I was camping. Oh, excruciating. It was in there for a month. The doctor said just, you know, let it work its way out. He wouldn't take it out.

1:15:18 Adam You are impressing her tonight. Nice.

1:15:20 Drew That's right. I'm so secure, Drew, with my masculinity and sexuality. I don't have to put on a charade in front of Nicole. I know she's attracted to me anyway, right?

1:15:29 Adam Yeah. Told you.

1:15:30 Drew See that? Do you see that? All right. So, Sam, is there a blister there?

1:15:36 Caller I don't know. I tried to look in the mirror, but it's kind of an awkward place.

1:15:39 Adam So, it's like- Listen, you got to go to the doctor.

1:15:42 Drew No. We go to a doctor.

1:15:44 Caller Have you put anything on it?

1:15:45 Caller No, I haven't put anything on it.

1:15:46 Adam I mean, it could be a serious burn. I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. I would not think it was a funny thing if somebody came to me with that problem. So, I think you ought to go.

1:15:55 Drew You wouldn't laugh in front of their face, but as soon as you got into the, like, doctor's lounge, you'd be laughing your ass off, wouldn't you?

1:16:01 Caller Of course.

1:16:03 Drew All right, Sam, go see the doctor.

1:16:05 Caller All right.

1:16:06 Drew I don't understand. A spark lands on his ass. The worst he could have is like a little burn or a little blister.

1:16:11 Caller Well, wouldn't you like clean it and put Neosporin on it?

1:16:13 Adam Yeah. I mean, right. It could get infected. The kind of a burn in that area could be really a problem.

1:16:17 Drew Yes. There's another one of the little hickory smell coming from that area. All right. Where the hell are we? Melissa?

1:16:25 Caller Oh, hi.

1:16:25 Drew You're 14.

1:16:27 Caller Yeah.

1:16:27 Drew What's up?

1:16:28 Caller My doctor, he put me on Ritalin and Depakote. And I heard that like if I stopped taking it, that like it could kill a brain cell.

1:16:40 Drew Have you stopped taking it?

1:16:41 Adam No, no, no.

1:16:42 Caller Like if I stopped taking it.

1:16:44 Adam Have you stopped suddenly? No, you might get some withdrawal from the Ritalin. That can be uncomfortable. You'll kind of crash and feel irritable and tired. But the Depakote can be stopped suddenly with no big deal. But the problem is whatever you, what?

1:16:56 Caller Because like you said that it would like kill the brain cells.

1:17:00 Adam You know, stop the Ritalin.

1:17:01 Drew What is it that you're taking it for?

1:17:04 Caller Well, the Ritalin, because I have ADD.

1:17:06 Adam Right.

1:17:07 Caller And Depakote is like an antidepressant, I think, and like.

1:17:13 Adam It would stabilize her. It's like you have ADD and bipolar.

1:17:16 Drew Well, you shouldn't stop taking it anyway though, right?

1:17:19 Adam Well, that's the point is that whatever she's got will resurface rather potentially dramatically if she suddenly drops that medication.

1:17:24 Caller Yeah.

1:17:25 Drew The doctor is trying to persuade her not to stop this medication. So it makes a little white lie up and we dispel it and then she stops the medication and kills herself. Is that how it goes?

1:17:38 Adam No? That's what could happen.

1:17:39 Drew All right. So maybe we should continue this charade here, Drew.

1:17:43 Adam Go ahead, Adam.

1:17:44 Drew Okay.

1:17:45 Adam I ethically do not feel comfortable with that.

1:17:47 Drew I have no ethics, so I feel comfortable doing almost anything. If you stop these medications, you will kill brain cells. The doctor is absolutely right. Right, Drew? Right, Nicole?

1:18:01 Caller I don't know.

1:18:03 Caller I don't think so.

1:18:04 Drew All right.

1:18:07 Caller Maybe she feels like she doesn't want to be taking it, and that's why she's asking. Maybe she doesn't need it.

1:18:11 Adam I understand, but she, no, no, no.

1:18:13 Drew She may feel that way, yeah.

1:18:15 Adam Somebody would not put her on those two medications unless there was a profound issue. Depression just in general terms has a 15% fatality rate. So you're screwing with somebody's life if we tell her not to take this.

1:18:26 Drew No, I'm telling you.

1:18:27 Adam A combo of ADD and bipolarity is a serious combo and it needs to be dealt with aggressively.

1:18:31 Drew Does ADD really exist, though, Drew, or is this going to be one of these things that 10 years from now we decided doesn't really exist, like so many other things?

1:18:39 Caller I mean, it seems like they diagnose every other kid with ADD.

1:18:42 Drew Well, anyone who gets under a C in any class has ADD now. George?

1:18:49 Caller Yeah.

1:18:49 Drew Year 20, what's up?

1:18:51 Caller I was just going to ask Drew if he was smoking a lot of pot to fix the sperm count.

1:18:58 Adam Wow, you're big right now.

1:19:00 Caller Oh, no, I'm just a little bit tired. I just got out of work.

1:19:05 Drew Out of where? You just at the bong shop?

1:19:08 Caller No, I work at a pharmacy.

1:19:10 Drew No way. Oh, no. They don't trust you around prescription drugs, do they?

1:19:17 Caller Actually, I'm not in the bag. Yeah, that's right.

1:19:20 Drew Yeah, they got you sweeping up in the parking lot, right?

1:19:23 Caller I develop film.

1:19:25 Drew All right. Even that seems like a mighty responsible thing for a lad of your brain size to be monkeying with.

1:19:34 Caller Hey, well, you never know, you know.

1:19:36 Drew Do you keep every nude picture you come across?

1:19:39 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:19:40 Drew Yeah. I bet you have quite a scrapbook.

1:19:43 Caller What do you think, Drew?

1:19:46 Adam Why are you concerned about sperm count?

1:19:48 Caller Well, because right now, I just had a, me and my wife just had a baby, but I was just wondering like for future reference, you know, because I smoke a lot of pot, you know.

1:19:59 Adam Now we're shocked. I'm amazed.

1:20:01 Drew Hold on. Hey, George, seriously, you smoke a lot of pot?

1:20:05 Caller Yeah. And another question for...

1:20:07 Drew I swore he had a question about the cello initially, Drew. Didn't you think that's the direction it was going?

1:20:15 Adam This is Spatoli.

1:20:17 Drew That's Spicoli.

1:20:18 Adam Spicoli, excuse me. Never saw that movie actually.

1:20:22 Drew That was funny. Hey, Spatoli.

1:20:24 Guest All ideas and take you as cool buds.

1:20:27 Caller I'm fine.

1:20:29 Drew Hey, George.

1:20:30 Caller Yeah.

1:20:31 Drew Listen, don't worry about your sperm count. You and society should probably kill sperm fast enough for you not to have any more kids.

1:20:37 Caller Hey, but no, that's not... Are you serious?

1:20:39 Drew Yes, of course I'm serious. You got Chong raising a kid. Are you kidding me?

1:20:45 Caller Yeah.

1:20:46 Drew Come on, Stoner. You got a kid. You can't be begged.

1:20:48 Caller I'm pretty responsible. That's not the problem.

1:20:50 Drew Well, listen, there's no doubt that you're functional. I know a lot of guys that smoke a lot of weed that are functional, but they're out of it.

1:20:58 Caller No, I'm not.

1:20:59 Drew I can hear it in your voice.

1:21:00 Caller OK, another question then. What about Ever Since Proposition 415? I don't know about if you guys think California. Like is any doctor able to recommend it or anything? Because I don't smoke it for recreational use. I don't party or anything. It's really for other purposes.

1:21:19 Adam Adam, you listening to this? This is every person that's come to me for marijuana prescription.

1:21:26 Caller No, I'm serious, Drew. It's not like I'm trying to get it just to get high. I don't even party or nothing. I just work, come home, do my thing.

1:21:34 Drew Why do you smoke the pot then?

1:21:36 Caller Well, actually when I was younger, I used to use a lot of speed and it left me, I guess. And I get a lot of anxiety and stuff. So when I smoke pot, it keeps me pretty mellow.

1:21:47 Guest You see what I'm talking about, Adam?

1:21:49 Drew Drew, I don't know what kind of stupid jag you're on.

1:21:52 Caller Do you think that could actually, is it actually helping me in that way or no?

1:21:55 Guest No.

1:21:56 Caller It's not?

1:21:57 Drew No, no.

1:21:58 Adam George, the treatment for your anxiety is treating your addiction. Yeah, but you're on a slippery slope.

1:22:04 Caller Yeah, they're going to give me some prescription for depression or something. That's pretty much as bad as pot is not worth.

1:22:12 Adam I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon. One is known to help. One is known to harm. That's a nice fact.

1:22:19 Drew All right. Listen, you have a kid now. So get it together, Pops, would you? But the problem is, and go to the back of that pharmacy and tell them to give you something that's going to help. So you don't smoke as much weed.

1:22:28 Adam No, look, he's a profound addict. He's switched from speed to pot. It was just a story we've heard before tonight.

1:22:33 Drew Right.

1:22:33 Adam And even treating his depression is not going to deal with his addiction. His primary diagnosis is addict and that needs to be dealt with. Nothing's going to get better without that.

1:22:43 Drew All right. Now let me see. I'm looking at the board here. This looks interesting. Leslie, you're 21?

1:22:54 Caller Yeah.

1:22:54 Drew You're on with myself, Dr. Drew and Nicole Eggert, who's promoting the Swatch Board Tour, which will be out in the Queen Mary. Where are you calling from, Leslie?

1:23:05 Caller Utah.

1:23:05 Drew Utah? Yeah. You can make it out here by Saturday.

1:23:10 Caller Okay.

1:23:12 Drew Hey, I know you're from Utah, but we got this thing. It's called surfing. There's a guy standing on a board and then a wave pushes him. Have you seen that?

1:23:20 Caller Yeah, I want to learn how to do it.

1:23:22 Drew Okay. When you go out to the Queen Mary in Long Beach, you see him do it this weekend and then Nicole signs something.

1:23:27 Caller All right.

1:23:28 Drew All right. Go ahead, Leslie.

1:23:30 Caller Okay. I used to have sex with my boyfriend in high school a lot and I always had orgasms as I was turned on and I partied back then. Then I did acid and I started going back to church because of some religious trip I had.

1:23:44 Adam Wait, you did acid?

1:23:46 Caller Uh-huh. And it screwed with my head and then I went to church and it screwed with my head worse. But I'm more than that.

1:23:54 Adam What do you mean the acid screwed with your head?

1:23:57 Caller Just like made me think things that weren't real and things like that, like that I was dying and...

1:24:03 Adam So you became psychotic. You got this profound, profound reaction to it.

1:24:07 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:24:08 Adam All right. So that's a serious, serious... Did you see somebody about that?

1:24:12 Caller I haven't seen anybody and my life has been like insane for four years since it...

1:24:18 Adam All right. That is due to a brain injury and you got to get that evaluated.

1:24:23 Drew Well, she saw Jesus.

1:24:26 Adam I understand she went to church to try to fix this, but it's not going to fix a biologic change in your brain function.

1:24:31 Caller Well, I mostly went to church because I felt like I had to and did things because I felt like I had to. And then I pretty much said, you know what, I'd rather just go to hell than do this anyway. So I started breaking away from it.

1:24:42 Drew Jesus Christ in heaven. Sandy dick, isn't it?

1:24:46 Caller I had sex with some guys, two guys, and they were one night stands and I totally wasn't turned on at all. Like I was bored. I was and it wasn't like it was with my boyfriend before.

1:24:56 Adam You know, well, maybe just maybe just weren't into the guys.

1:24:58 Caller But there was no emotional connection. And so now I have an emotional connection with this guy right now. But I still can't get turned on by him really.

1:25:06 Adam I mean, again, one of the one of the sort of injuries that goes along with acid is mood disturbances. And if your moods are off, it makes it very difficult for sexual arousal to develop normally.

1:25:17 Caller I had a high stress like I got an ADUI.

1:25:20 Adam Yeah. But you're saying you're drinking also and that's just extra.

1:25:24 Caller And then, right.

1:25:25 Adam So you, you, you two have got the alcohol.

1:25:28 Drew You're the, you're the wankiest Mormon I've ever spoken to, Lesley.

1:25:32 Caller I've had a crazy guy.

1:25:34 Drew Yeah. No kidding.

1:25:36 Adam But you need to, you've had an injury now also in the brain.

1:25:39 Caller Yeah.

1:25:40 Adam And it needs to be dealt with. Needs to be dealt with.

1:25:43 Caller So is there something I can do that?

1:25:45 Adam Yes. Yes. You, you now, now you have a medical problem and it needs to be treated. And you also have addiction and you have a mood disturbance from that medical injury from that biological injury to the brain. So you need to see somebody who is used to dealing with these disorders. It's very common and it can be treated.

1:26:02 Drew Nicole, what, what religion are you?

1:26:05 Caller What religion am I, Christian?

1:26:06 Drew I am.

1:26:07 Caller If I had to choose one.

1:26:09 Drew Yeah. You're not, you don't practice too strongly, do you?

1:26:13 Caller No.

1:26:14 Adam I like that.

1:26:16 Drew Drew? Yeah. You're like half Jew, half, what are you? You're something, right? You don't believe in anything, do you?

1:26:24 Caller Yeah.

1:26:24 Adam I believe in God.

1:26:25 Caller You do?

1:26:26 Drew Yeah. Yeah. But he's not going to do anything for you, is he?

1:26:28 Adam No.

1:26:29 Drew No. Nicole, you believe in God?

1:26:31 Caller Yes.

1:26:32 Drew What do you think he does for you?

1:26:34 Caller I think he gave me life.

1:26:36 Drew Oh, really?

1:26:37 Caller Yeah.

1:26:37 Drew That's it?

1:26:39 Caller That's a lot to me.

1:26:40 Drew It seems like he should follow it up a little bit.

1:26:42 Caller Oh, yeah. See, no, not at all. I don't expect to get anything from him.

1:26:46 Drew Just the life part?

1:26:48 Caller Life, yeah.

1:26:49 Drew Yeah. Doesn't your mom get pissed off when you tell her God gave you life? I mean, you know what I mean? Doesn't she go like, hey, what about a little something for mom?

1:26:57 Caller Well, he gave us this world, this earth, this universe.

1:27:00 Drew Okay. But he didn't have anything to do with the swatch wave tour, did he?

1:27:04 Caller Who knows? Well, he had something to do with waves, right?

1:27:08 Drew He works in mysterious ways. Yeah, but not the ones that were built by Japanese scientists and made out of carbon fiber. All right, which you can find, by the way, down at the Queen Mary in Long Beach all weekend. And hopefully, someone's going to break their neck over there. Nicole.

1:27:25 Caller That's great.

1:27:26 Drew Nicole. Well, it's exciting. It'll make the news. Nicole, be safe signing pictures of yourself, right?

1:27:32 Caller Well, I'll be hanging out, you know, mostly just the spokesperson for Swatch, you know, for their launch. It's the US tour. But you guys should come down and check it out. It's a lot of fun. All the good, all the top boarders, surfers, everybody's going to be there doing tricks and showing off on this wave.

1:27:47 Drew I mean, you're going to be signing pictures, right?

1:27:49 Caller Briefly, maybe a little. I think they mentioned something about that, but it's mostly, you know, hanging out and everybody having a good time.

1:27:55 Drew Drew, you going to go down there?

1:27:58 Caller It's open to the public, too. Are you going, Drew?

1:28:02 Drew Yeah. I'll see you in Chicago. OK. It's this weekend. We'll go down there Sunday. OK, buddy?

1:28:07 Adam All right.

1:28:07 Drew All right. We'll be together again.

1:28:10 Adam When we see the wave.

1:28:11 Drew Yes. Oh, yeah. I might just wet myself if I see that wave. All right. We'll be back after this.

1:28:34 Guest This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:28:55 Drew Yes, it is Loveline. And Adam Carolla is Dr. Drew. Nicole Eggert is our guest tonight. She's promoting her parents at the Swatch Wave Tour, which is coming up this Friday and all weekend.

1:29:06 Caller Yeah, all the way to Sunday. Sunday is the finals.

1:29:09 Drew And it's 3 p.m. to 4.30. Doesn't sound like it's long enough. Oh, that's when you're signing your autographs.

1:29:16 Caller Oh, yeah. The thing goes on all day into the night.

1:29:19 Drew That's right. That's right. And you know, Drew?

1:29:23 Adam Yeah.

1:29:23 Drew The band Papa Do Run Run will play at the end on Sunday night at the Big Fireworks display. Oh, does that mean anything to you?

1:29:31 Adam No.

1:29:32 Drew No. You don't remember that band always played like at Disneyland or something during like 4th of July?

1:29:37 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:38 Drew All right. It's all coming back to you now. Anyway, that's down at Long Beach and Nicole will be there signing things and standing by. She may even get on the Ziffy board and hop on the wave herself. Now, was I talking about talking to someone when I came back, Drew, or did we just break clean?

1:29:55 Adam We just broke clean but late, and so now we all have about 30 seconds to go.

1:29:59 Drew Shut up. Brandon?

1:30:00 Guest Yeah.

1:30:00 Drew You're 28?

1:30:01 Guest Yes.

1:30:02 Drew You're a big fan of Nicole's?

1:30:04 Caller I am.

1:30:05 Drew Well, move over. Yeah.

1:30:09 Caller Well, I followed her since her child in charge days.

1:30:12 Drew Me too.

1:30:13 Caller Yeah?

1:30:14 Drew Yeah.

1:30:15 Caller Yeah. Have you seen the haunting of Morella?

1:30:17 Drew No. Oh, what do you do? Do you like topless in that or something?

1:30:21 Caller No. That's a funny story. I was young. I was probably 16, 17 and... What?

1:30:30 Caller Still gorgeous.

1:30:31 Caller Oh, thank you. Yeah. Anyways, this director fired me. All of a sudden, he wanted some nudity and I said, oh, no way.

1:30:39 Caller Yeah, there's a big controversy that they showed the nudity, but it was not yours.

1:30:43 Caller It was someone else's.

1:30:45 Caller Yeah, so he fired me and sent me home and...

1:30:49 Caller What an asshole.

1:30:50 Drew But Brandon, your penis didn't know the difference, did it?

1:30:54 Caller I know.

1:30:54 Caller Well, yeah.

1:30:55 Caller Yeah. I mean, if you see that and you see blown away, there's a definite difference.

1:31:00 Drew All right. Is there a... You got nudity and blown away?

1:31:03 Caller Yeah, a little bit.

1:31:04 Drew A little bit. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

1:31:06 Caller No, no, nothing at all. She's still fantastic.

1:31:09 Drew She certainly is.

1:31:10 Caller Yeah.

1:31:10 Guest Thank you. I appreciate it.

1:31:12 Caller All right.

1:31:12 Drew All right, Brandon?

1:31:13 Caller Yeah.

1:31:14 Drew Are you done?

1:31:15 Caller Well, I just wanted to tell you guys that I'm your second caller tonight from Utah and you guys are taboo, which is what makes you guys gods in this state.

1:31:25 Drew Thank you.

1:31:26 Caller Oh, and a long time listener, first time caller.

1:31:28 Drew Thank you. That's the taboo too theme in the background there. Thanks, Brandon.

1:31:33 Guest You bet.

1:31:33 Caller And just tell Nicole if she's ever in Salt Lake to stop and say hi.

1:31:38 Guest All right.

1:31:39 Caller All right.

1:31:40 Drew All right. And I love those Mormons, you know, but Brigham Young was great. He had like 50 wives, slaughtered a bunch of settlers and they named a college after him. I never can figure that out. You know anything about Brigham Young, Drew?

1:31:55 Adam I know the slaughter you're talking about.

1:31:56 Drew Yeah. He like he like led some slaughter against some settlers. They weren't even Indians. They're regular white people. They didn't deserve to be slaughtered, right, Drew?

1:32:06 Adam Oh, Adam, please.

1:32:07 Drew Well, are you saying you're for the slaughter of white people? I don't understand what kind of message you're sending, Drew. The point is, is he came in and slaughtered a bunch of people and had a bunch of wives, right? And they name a college after them, and it's a dry college. I don't even think that's the way you would have wanted it. All right. Where were we? Manuel?

1:32:25 Caller Yeah.

1:32:25 Drew Year of 19? Right. You think you have an athlete's foot on your butt?

1:32:31 Caller That's the best way I can describe it.

1:32:33 Drew Yeah. And yeah.

1:32:35 Caller Well, I don't know.

1:32:36 Caller I've tried rubbing alcohol in.

1:32:37 Caller It just really burns like.

1:32:39 Adam Look, you can get. Look, why won't you see a dermatologist?

1:32:42 Drew No, listen, that's just heat rash. That's all.

1:32:45 Adam No, it could be a fungus.

1:32:47 Drew It's a little heat rash.

1:32:48 Adam Try some Lortremen cream over the counter, or Mycotin, or what they got over the counter now.

1:32:53 Drew Man, just spray some of that chlorex down the back of the pans.

1:32:56 Adam Lamisil, any of those creams. If it's fungus, that would take care of it.

1:32:59 Drew Alan, you're 25.

1:33:01 Caller Yeah, I was wondering, when I was young, I was participating in some hangy-panky with some neighborhood kids. And we were, well, probably around six or five. I knew I was like maybe first grade.

1:33:17 Drew Yeah.

1:33:18 Caller But anyway, we found some pornographic magazines, and we went to the church storage room there, and we simulated what we saw.

1:33:27 Adam The church?

1:33:28 Caller Well, it was like in the back of my house, you know.

1:33:31 Drew All right.

1:33:32 Caller They never locked their storage room, so we were out there in there peering the magazines.

1:33:36 Drew Yeah. So what's your question?

1:33:38 Caller Well, we simulated anal sex, where we got on top of each other and put our little winky dinks between the cheeks, and we thought, what would you do if I was a girl?

1:33:49 Drew All right. All right. You're fine. What are you worried about?

1:33:52 Caller Well, nowadays, I like to pretend that I'm being...

1:33:56 Drew I take it back.

1:33:57 Caller Yeah. I'm more the recipient rather than the...

1:34:04 Guest Are you gay?

1:34:06 Caller Not that I think.

1:34:07 Drew Well, wait a minute. You're getting... You're receiving a penis in your ass?

1:34:12 Caller No, no. I would just like to imagine that, especially when I'm...

1:34:16 Drew Well, listen, we all dream. The point is, you're not doing it or are you doing it?

1:34:21 Caller I'm not gay. I mean, like, you know, who's the guest tonight? Nicole Eggert?

1:34:26 Drew Yeah.

1:34:26 Caller I've had much of that sex with her than with you. But, you know, I'm not gay.

1:34:31 Drew That makes two of us, you jaded. Come on, I'm a big celebrity. You're telling me you wouldn't like a little son of me?

1:34:37 Caller It's strange because when I masturbate, I'm feeling like I'd rather be the woman getting it from me than the other way around, I suppose.

1:34:45 Drew I'm really, I'm confused and Nicole's confused. Drew, are you confused?

1:34:51 Adam Yeah, it sounds like more going on than just that little experimentation.

1:34:55 Drew Yes, and I wouldn't say it's because of that. I would say that the early stages of this were, was sort of rearing its ugly head.

1:35:04 Adam Which is why you went into all this.

1:35:05 Drew All right, check it out. But it's not because of this, but it still doesn't mean you don't have a problem, right, Drew?

1:35:12 Adam Well, it's something.

1:35:14 Caller Can't he just be bisexual?

1:35:16 Drew I guess he's.

1:35:16 Adam No, he doesn't like guys.

1:35:18 Caller Yeah, I don't know if he doesn't like guys.

1:35:20 Drew If he fantasizes. He said he'd rather have sex with you than me.

1:35:23 Caller He said he'd rather, but he didn't say he wouldn't.

1:35:26 Drew All right, but hypothetical, Nicole. Would you rather have sex with me or that last caller?

1:35:31 Caller You.

1:35:32 Drew Yes. Did you hear that, Drew?

1:35:34 Adam I'm shocked.

1:35:35 Drew He'd rather have sex with me than that sort of confused by guy like to simulate anal sex with his young friends in the back of the church. Do you hear that?

1:35:43 Adam I heard it.

1:35:44 Drew That's a big.

1:35:44 Caller I told you I've been sending you packages.

1:35:46 Drew That is a big vote of confidence right there. All right, I'm going to see if I can't build on that during the commercial break, Drew.

1:35:52 Guest All right. Good luck.

1:35:53 Drew We'll be back after this.

1:35:59 Caller We'll be right back with more.

1:36:14 Drew For the show tonight, I want to thank Nicole for coming in here and promoting her Swatch Wave Tour, which again will be out at the Long Beach, out in Long Beach at the Queen Mary. On this weekend, it's really cool. If you haven't seen it, you really should check it out. I saw it on TV, it was pretty impressive, so I can only imagine what it looks like in person. And get yourself one of them Swatch Watches. And Nicole, Nicole, are you there?

1:36:43 Caller I'm here. Thanks for letting us come and talk about it. It's really cool.

1:36:47 Caller Yes.

1:36:48 Drew I appreciate you coming in. You're a ray of sunshine and a very dark and bleak week for me.

1:36:53 Guest Well, thank you.

1:36:55 Drew I want to thank Anderson for doing a lovely job engineering the show all week and creating the applause that's for him right now. And of course, Danielle, who's just doing a dynamite job on the phones and getting me the coffee and just generally being nice to me, which I like. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying Mahalo.

1:37:23 Guest Well, now.

1:37:25 Caller The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, management, sponsors, or anyone else. Including Westwood One Entertainment, Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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