Episode 1000754887884

5:39 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

5:42 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

5:46 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

5:49 Voiceover Dr. Drew, I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

5:52 Voiceover Loveline.

5:54 Drew On one, I am Dr. Drew. He is Adam Corolla, and he is evidently in car trouble. It's raining like hell outside here, and I don't know, my prediction is he'll call in from a roadside somewhere and tell us where he is. Last time this happened, you weren't here, Anderson, last time this happened, he had car trouble, ended up jumping basically the wall of the freeway to get off the freeway, got picked up by a couple of good fellows and brought over here. Do you remember that? No, don't remember. But I'm here in event, and I always love this when Adam's absent. The guest tonight is going to be Ricky Paul Goldin. You know him as Gary Dawson on Young and Restless. He also has some interesting web projects underway, and he'll be coming in a few minutes. I have absolutely no doubt that Adam will be here any second. This is not like him. It's not as though he's always a flake. No, no, no, no.

6:39 Adam Unacceptable.

6:41 Drew Be that as it may, let's go to your calls. This is, let's see here, hold on. This is Derek. Derek is 16.

6:47 Caller Hi, how's it going?

6:48 Drew Good, what's up?

6:50 Caller My dad is about 36, and he doesn't have any facial hair. He has very little facial hair, and he can't grow a full beard. I was wondering, that was a genetic thing, or what's wrong?

7:04 Drew Well, I'm sure there's some genetic component to this, but how much of that is genetic, I don't know. I know that, for instance, I have no arm hair, and one of my sons has lots of arm hair. So does that mean that, you know, where did that come from? I don't know.

7:17 Caller Yeah.

7:17 Drew I honestly don't know.

7:19 Caller He's never met his real dad before. The dad left.

7:23 Drew Your dad has never met his real dad before. Well, obviously we are the component parts of our genetic histories, and there's obviously a precedent there for you as well, and it's possible that this will be reflected in your body. I just spilled a coffee all over a computer. Can you guys get me a paper towel here or something? This is nuts. I was trying to monitor the chat rooms of drdrew.com while I broadcast here, and instead I just poured coffee all over a nice laptop. But can't predict. We'll see. We'll see. You will know fairly soon whether or not you're going to have facial hair. Jessica is 22. Jessica?

7:55 Caller Yeah. My period just started today, but let me think. My breasts got really swollen from, I'd say, seven days after my last period, so for the past two and a half weeks. And then it's been getting worse over the past couple of years.

8:13 Drew That you get more swelling with the...

8:15 Caller Well, my PMS has been changing and it's just, I guess it's actually over the past year that it's just been my breasts get really swollen, and really sore, and tender.

8:23 Drew Do you have cysts?

8:24 Caller What?

8:25 Drew Do you have cysts?

8:26 Caller No.

8:26 Drew You sure?

8:27 Caller Yeah, well, I mean, I get my annual and I do my exams.

8:30 Drew And they've never said, Gee, you have breast cysts?

8:33 Caller No.

8:33 Drew No?

8:34 No.

8:35 Drew This may just be you. Have you gained weight?

8:37 Caller Not too much.

8:39 Drew Are you wanting medication?

8:40 No.

8:41 Drew You drink a lot of coffee or you eat a lot of chocolate, that kind of thing?

8:44 Caller No, actually, I just quit drinking coffee. And I have quit drink, quit dairy products for the most part. I try to. I eat eggs from time to time, but.

8:54 Drew I know of no evidence that stopping dairy has anything to do with this kind of thing, right?

8:58 Caller Yeah, that's more just because I'm, I'm lactose intolerant and I have a pretty, and my stomach actually also gets really bad, like the first day of my period.

9:07 Drew So part of your, as you get older, sometimes your estrogen levels change, you get more estrogen, less estrogen, more progesterone. And that can change how you experience your menstrual tension or your menstrual period, your menstrual flow. So no big surprise here. This is Sam, who is 20, Sam.

9:23 Caller Hi, I wanted to ask this question to Adam Corolla, but since he's not home.

9:27 Drew He's not home. He'll be here in a minute, I guarantee it.

9:29 Caller Okay.

9:31 Drew He would have called long ago if he were really going to be late.

9:34 Caller Yeah, it is.

9:35 Caller My question was, okay, I have a roommate and he has a girlfriend and she's constantly over all the time. And, you know, she's not really the roommate. She doesn't live in the house. And it's really hard for me to bring up the subject that, you know, she doesn't live here and it's time for her to kind of, you know, step away from our house.

9:56 Drew How, I mean, does she live there?

10:00 Caller Well, she has a place of her own, but she's constantly here at least five times a week.

10:05 Drew Does she spend the night?

10:06 Caller Yeah, she does. At least five times a week.

10:09 Drew How many guys living together?

10:10 Caller There's three of us guys.

10:11 Drew And is everybody as disturbed about it as you are?

10:13 Caller Well, actually, no, I am, but our other roommates never home, so he doesn't really feel anything.

10:21 Drew Do you think you would be by the by if you were home?

10:24 Caller I believe so, yeah.

10:25 Drew I haven't talked to him about it. You live in a real small place, where having another person around is a big deal?

10:29 Caller Well, it's an apartment, but it's not really, really small.

10:32 Drew Can you talk to your roommate about this?

10:34 Caller I tried, yeah, but it's kind of getting on bad terms.

10:37 Drew What does he say?

10:39 Caller He asks me what my exact problem is.

10:42 Drew I agree with him. What is the exact problem?

10:44 Caller My exact problem is that she doesn't live here, and I don't want to call her a roommate. You know, I want to call her a friend.

10:50 Drew Are you pissed that he has a girlfriend you don't?

10:51 Caller No, no, that's totally not it. I'm kind of based it on a person here. Like, it doesn't matter who it is, it's just that a person's here, and they're taking up energy, they're taking showers here, they're taking up room, you know, they're going through the fridge.

11:04 Drew What if he paid more?

11:07 Caller That would be fine, yeah, but see, I didn't agree to the terms of having four people living here.

11:12 Drew Well, one of them's not there.

11:14 Caller Yeah, well, he comes home a couple of times here and there.

11:17 Drew Well, you're going to have to sort this out. The three of you are going to sit down and sort this out.

11:21 Caller Okay.

11:21 Drew Okay, because you're one of three votes. I have a feeling the other guy's not going to support you on this. Neither of them probably will.

11:27 Caller Yeah.

11:27 Drew I mean, you're a roommate, you're guys, you're young, people are going to have girlfriends over as part of the drill. And if it bothers you that they're taking a disproportionate amount of the resources, that's understandable, maybe you should pay more.

11:38 Caller Yeah.

11:39 Drew But to say you can't live your life, I don't know, unless the other guy supports you on it. In which case, all right, in which case you'll have to.

11:45 Caller It sometimes seems that, you know, she's here by herself and when nobody's home, so she's making it her home. That's what sometimes it seems like.

11:54 Drew That's what's happening.

11:55 Caller Is it? Okay.

11:56 Drew She's making it her home. She lives, she basically, she's there five nights a week. She lives there, right? Right?

12:03 Caller What? Who lives there?

12:04 Drew She lives there.

12:05 Caller Yeah.

12:06 Drew She lives there more than your other roommate and she lives there almost as much as you do. Five nights a week. Robert, 29.

12:13 Caller Hey, guys. How are you doing?

12:14 Drew Good. Adam's not here yet. He'll be here in a second.

12:16 Caller Huh?

12:16 Drew Adam's not here yet. He'll be here any minute, no doubt.

12:18 Caller Okay. So you want me to wait for him or?

12:20 Drew No, I'd like you to ask your question.

12:21 Caller Okay. Well, my question is this, is, you know, I know that they have, like, surgeries to increase the size of a man's penis. Do they have any that decreases the size?

12:30 Drew No. Why?

12:32 Caller Well, I was wanting to know if they did, and if so, is it a safe procedure and whatnot?

12:36 Drew Why do you want to do that?

12:37 Caller I'm the big boy.

12:39 Caller Well, I don't know. I've got kind of a... I can't really find any girls that want to do anything with me because they all, you know, they, you know, they chicken out, basically. Basically, what happens. And then I get told, like, people telling me I've got, like, things going around, you know, people talking about and I don't know, you know, I just wanted, you know, I haven't had any luck. I'm 29 now.

13:02 Drew Well, what the hell are you talking about?

13:04 Caller Well, you know, about finding girls is no problem, but then when it comes to having sex, they're all afraid to have sex with me.

13:08 Caller Why?

13:10 Drew How come?

13:11 Caller Well, they say it's too big and they only want to try.

13:14 Drew What are we talking about here? As far as penis. What kind of size are we talking about?

13:20 Caller Well, I've gotten a nickname Beer Can because they say it's as brown as a beer can. You know, I mean, I guess you know, pretty large. I get some pretty strange looks in the gym when I go to get a shower or something.

13:35 Drew Are you going to give us dimensions or not?

13:37 Caller Um, as far as length or both? Um, well, I guess, um, as far as the erect measurements or? Um, seventeen.

13:52 Drew Seventeen what?

13:53 Caller Inches erect.

13:55 Drew Seventeen inches what?

13:57 Caller Uh, length.

13:59 That's a damn lie and you know it!

14:01 Drew Robert, come on.

14:02 Caller Um, I'm serious. I mean, that's, that's what I've measured it at. And that's going from the top, not from the bottom.

14:10 Drew Seventeen. Anderson, carry on. Seventeen is, we're talking about...

14:16 Caller That'd be a Guinness book world record.

14:17 Drew Yeah.

14:18 Caller I've never actually, you know, did the, uh, the girth thing, but, uh, I'm interested in seriously getting some type of a... You know, I'm like...

14:25 Drew Alright. You're gonna have to hold on here, because Adam's a carpenter. He understands measurements better than I do. How do you keep... How do you wear clothing? You understand what I'm saying?

14:36 Caller Uh, well, I always... I wear baggy pants on everything. And I always wear oversized clothes.

14:41 Drew Alright. Hold on, okay? Will you hold on, please?

14:43 Sure.

14:48 Drew Diane, 22.

14:49 Caller I was just, um, wondering how likely it is for a two-and-a-half-year-old to make up stories of abuse at all, if at all.

15:00 Drew Depends what we're talking about. I mean, a two-year-old wouldn't really know anything about sexuality.

15:07 Caller That's what I'm saying.

15:08 Drew So if somebody touched her in a sexual...

15:10 Caller I took her to the doctor today to have her examined, and she said... the doctor said it didn't look like anything was wrong by looking, by examining pretty closely. And she just told me the other day that somebody was touching her where they shouldn't have been. So...

15:26 Drew In what way?

15:28 Caller She told me that somebody touched her pee-pee. Is her words exactly.

15:33 Drew But did you ask her specifically what they did?

15:35 Caller Oh, yeah.

15:36 Drew And what did she say?

15:37 She said they used...

15:38 Caller it was on the bed and they used their hands. And she even told me, you know, who did it.

15:46 Drew It's hard to know what to make of all that. Certainly I would be extremely vigilant. Does this person, this perpetrator, have a history of anything weird before?

15:53 Caller No.

15:53 Drew Nothing?

15:54 Caller No.

15:58 Drew You know, you got to assess the situation. If it's really not likely to have occurred, if it's somebody that has no antecedent history and the child is speaking sort of vaguely. I mean, children, if you give them an opportunity to sort of fantasize about the kinds of things that go on with pee-pees and touching, they'll come up with something. But if it's not directed and it's, I don't know that you have to be concerned. Okay, you just have to be alert, be careful.

16:22 Caller Okay.

16:23 Drew I mean, you sound awfully disturbed about this in general. Has anything ever happened to you?

16:27 Caller No, not at all.

16:28 Drew Nothing. Okay. And she's well-behaved?

16:30 Caller I'm just trying to look out for her best interests. These are people that, you know, it's a person that I have trusted with her for basically her whole life.

16:39 Drew Well, maybe I wouldn't keep that person around her anymore. Or else, you know, when she is around him, be very, very careful and really watch him.

16:46 Caller Well, maybe that's the thing is that when she's around him, I'm not around. It's when I'm at work.

16:51 Drew Well, maybe it's time not to have that person around for a while. Okay. Maybe she's referring to when she was having a diaper change or something.

16:56 Caller Well, she doesn't wear diapers now.

16:58 Drew I know, but maybe she's having a memory of something that went on long ago. You understand? You don't know. You just don't know. It's not specific at this point. You have to be careful. God knows this day and age. You have to be careful.

17:08 Okay.

17:08 Drew All right?

17:09 All right.

17:09 Drew All right. Bye-bye. Let's see here. This is Frank, 17, Frank.

17:17 Yeah. Hi. I'm calling from my stand. I'm having a problem. You know, I kind of got two girlfriends now. And one of them is like a relationship. And I think I love her. I don't know. And the other one is just she's beautiful. And I just whenever we're together, you know, stuff happens, you know, and I was just calling to see what do you think I should do?

17:37 Drew You know, when was your birthday? What year were you born?

17:41 July 26, 1984.

17:47 Drew You're supposed to be how old?

17:49 Well, I'm about to turn 17, but I said I was 17 anyway, you know.

17:54 Drew You're 16. You may be a little younger than 16?

17:56 Caller No.

17:57 All right.

17:58 Drew So I'm not sure I understand what the question is. Who should you stay with?

18:01 Caller Yeah, I don't understand, you know. It's pretty hard. It's kind of confusing, you know. I'm kind of in love with one and the other one is just like, whenever we're together, you know, we make out, have sex a couple of times, but I don't know which one I should stay with.

18:14 Drew Well, I don't think you should stay with either of them, really.

18:16 Caller Why?

18:17 Drew Because you're not ready to be in a relationship. You're screwing around with one, you say you're in love with the other, but you don't know. I mean, you're not ready for a relationship.

18:23 Caller Yeah, but it just feels right, you know.

18:25 Drew Well, it's not right for her, though, is it, to treat her like that?

18:28 Caller Yeah, it's kind of messed up, yeah.

18:30 Drew It is messed up. And I'm sure the relationship is good and feels good, but you really aren't ready for that relationship. That's okay. But I don't think you should declare love at 16, especially when you're behaving like you are.

18:41 Caller Yeah.

18:42 Drew All right?

18:42 Caller Yeah.

18:43 Drew All right.

18:43 Caller I guess you're right.

18:44 Drew All right. Good luck. Magic. This is Jeff 25.

18:48 Hi, Dr. Drew.

18:49 Drew Hey, Jeff.

18:50 I'm calling because sometimes when I think of negative experiences or things that happened in the past that embarrassed me, I find myself cursing myself, saying really derogatory things about myself directed at my own being.

19:03 Drew Like what? Give me an example, give me an example.

19:06 Well, like this morning, like when I was in my room, I was just listening to music and stuff, and I was just thinking about like certain girlfriends, like certain women that I've been attracted to that rejected me. It just pops out of random.

19:20 Drew And the thoughts do or the words do?

19:22 Excuse me?

19:23 Drew The thoughts do or the verbalizations come out at random?

19:27 The thoughts come out at random.

19:28 Drew All right.

19:29 And then verbalizations come from that. Like I'll say, F you, Jeff. I'll say that to myself in a real aggressive way.

19:38 Drew What's going on in your life? How are you supporting yourself?

19:40 Excuse me?

19:40 Drew How are you supporting yourself?

19:42 I don't have a job right now.

19:44 Drew How come?

19:44 I'm unemployed.

19:45 Drew How come?

19:45 With another thing.

19:46 Drew Yeah. Jeff, really, in general, you've got such high levels of shame and low self-worth, you need to get your ass together. You know, you really need to start working on Jeff. Don't focus on the shame and guilt about things gone wrong in the past. Start getting it together now. Start focusing on men and women, too. But men really need a sense of themselves in the workforce in order to drive any sense of worth. That's the one thing you have after you get out of college. Why do you see kids feel so crappy in high school and college is the young males have no way to define themselves until they get out into the workforce, until they really establish who they are. If you don't go ahead and do that, hey, it's no surprise you feel crappy. This is Adam with 17. By the way, I'm in the chat rooms at drdrew.com. I'm monitoring them and people are distributed throughout the chats and I'm going to get into some of them and look around for questions that people aren't getting through on the phone lines they can get into those chat rooms. Right now I'm in the college chat room. Yeah, Adam. And when Adam gets her, I'll probably have to drop off. Any distractions in the room when Adam is here? He can't tolerate it. He can't stand it. If Adam, if Anderson sort of raises his eyebrow, he's done for about half an hour.

20:47 Unacceptable.

20:48 Drew So if I'm in a chat just watching you guys and seeing if there's any questions that come up, that's too much. The room just is overwhelming to him then. Adam, what's going on?

20:56 Well, two weeks ago tomorrow I got it, like two weeks ago I got admitted to the ER.

21:03 Drew Yeah.

21:04 Because I was like almost dead and I had a temperature of 105.

21:07 Caller From what?

21:09 They didn't know and they did a spinal tap on me. I had rash all over my body.

21:14 Drew Wow. Where do you live?

21:16 It was.

21:16 Drew Where do you live?

21:17 I live in Portland, Oregon. Portland.

21:19 Drew We had an outbreak of murine typhus down here recently, which is rash and high fever.

21:23 Well, they did a mono spot test on me and that's what I had. It was like the worst case I've ever seen.

21:32 Drew You have a real bad sore throat and all too?

21:34 It was so swollen I hadn't drink anything or anything in three days.

21:37 Drew The other thing that looks like that is septic scarlet fever. Scarlet fever is still around, especially actually it's a subtype of strep that causes that and really high fever, it's funny rash, bad sore throat. But it sounds like you had mono since you tested positive.

21:49 And now like my spleen is all huge now.

21:51 Drew That's mono, that's mono.

21:53 And I don't know when I can like, I mean when can I start drinking again?

21:58 Drew End of summer. You're seventeen anyway, what the hell am I telling you to drink for? You're seventeen.

22:03 Well I just like, you know, a couple of beers or whatever.

22:06 Drew Alright, Adam, liver and spleen inflammation is a big part of mono and honestly you should give yourself at least four months. Okay. At least.

22:16 What about like activities?

22:17 Drew Well, you're going to lose a bunch of weight and feel real weak for a couple of weeks.

22:20 Okay, and what about like making out with the girls?

22:24 Drew Once the fever is gone and you feel like getting up and going around again and you're starting to eat normally, I doubt there will be infections at that point.

22:31 Okay.

22:32 Drew There is such a thing as chronic mono where there's a persistent fatigue syndrome that follows this, but that is relatively rare. The phone number here at Loveline is 1-800-LOVE-191. Our guest is Ricky Paul Goldin who will be here. You know him from Young and the Restless. He is Gary Dawson. He'll be in in just a second. Priscilla Lee Taylor was going to join him, but flaked out on us, and we'll find out why. He also has a website called flyntv.net. We'll hear about that. In the meantime, it's Dr. Drew here waiting for Adam who... Did he call us, you guys? Daniel? No? I'm actually getting kind of worried about it because he usually checks in. Aren't you guys worried? You're not worried? Nobody is worried about you, Adam, if you're listening. They're not the least bit concerned. I'm kind of worried because it's raining outside and this ain't like you. So we'll see what goes. This is Robert 29. Oh, Robert, I've got you on hold until Adam gets here. Okay?

23:25 Caller Yeah, no problem.

23:25 Drew You haven't rethought your length at all. It's still 17 inches, right?

23:30 Caller Well, yeah. I've actually got invited to do pornography, somebody that had actually, when I was in the gym in California, when I was traveling over there, I was supposedly into it. You know, and I don't really want to do that, but I mean, I was also going to ask you about that. I mean, how safe is that? Because I know they do a lot of testing on those people and stuff like that.

23:49 Drew How do you get a condom to fit?

23:52 Caller That's a good question.

23:53 Drew Have you ever put one on?

23:55 Caller Well, they don't really fit. I mean, you know, I can squeeze them over the top, but you know, they won't go all the way down, of course.

24:03 Drew It's not even halfway down, right?

24:04 Caller No.

24:05 Drew Do you have any problem with sensitivity or feeling?

24:08 Caller No.

24:08 Drew It feels normal, as far as you know.

24:10 Caller I mean, with a condom or?

24:12 Drew No, I mean, your penis function. You can feel things normally?

24:16 Caller Yeah.

24:17 Drew It functions well? Everything works right? Yeah.

24:22 Caller Actually, I usually have to do quite a bit of my, but I mean, I actually, that's another thing. I mean, I think the amount that I come is like abnormal, too. I mean, it's...

24:35 Drew Large amounts.

24:35 Caller Very large. It's like ridiculous.

24:39 Drew How large a person are you?

24:41 Caller Six, four, two, probably two forty.

24:46 Drew All right. Hold on, okay? See, Adam, look what you're missing. Get your ass down here. Brad, fifteen. Brad?

24:52 Yeah?

24:53 Drew What's up?

24:54 Uh...

24:55 Yeah, I was wondering if it's dangerous to smoke pot while I'm on my med.

25:00 Drew What medicine are you on?

25:01 Caller Depakote and Zoloft.

25:03 Drew Depakote and Zoloft?

25:04 Caller Yeah.

25:05 Drew Well, it's certainly... It's not specifically dangerous that I know of, but it certainly isn't going to help the effect of those drugs. And if you're smoking pot every day and not telling the doctors who are prescribing this medication, then you have a big problem.

25:18 Alright.

25:19 Drew Have you talked to the doctors about your pot use?

25:21 I really don't smoke pot that much.

25:23 Drew Yeah.

25:23 Caller Just that when I do, I get really paranoid.

25:26 Drew Yeah. No surprise. Why do you do it then?

25:29 I don't know.

25:29 Caller I really don't that much.

25:30 I like drinking better and I was wondering if that's dangerous, too.

25:34 Drew Well, Depakote's a little tough on the liver and you add alcohol to that. Yeah. It's not a great combination. This is Nick, 15. Nick? Hey, Nick? Nick is not in the but I'm on hold yet. Well, Nick is 15 and Nick got, here he is. Nick? Hey, Nick?

25:52 Yeah.

25:52 What's the question?

25:54 For my age, I've seen quite a bit of strange and screwed up pornography. I was just wondering if you knew how it would sort of affect me in the long run.

26:07 Drew I'll tell you what. We will take your question after the break. It is Loveline, Dr. Drew here. I am also monitoring the chat rooms at drdrew.com. I'm moving out of the college chat room because a bunch of yahoos are in there repeating things. And really, it screws things up for everybody when people start yelling stuff in chat rooms. We'll take Nick's question after the break. Ricky Paul Goldin will be here after the break, and hopefully Adam will be here as well. The fax number 310-854-4455, phone number 1-800-LOVE191. It is Loveline. It will be right back.

27:09 Adam Yes, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Those are my boys, Korn. I was just hanging with them. In Anaheim, they sold out the pond. Wow. Wow, they got quite a show going over there.

27:26 Drew You were one of the newest members?

27:28 Adam Well, we did a little man show bit with them. I apologized to all the listeners for being late, but we had to do a thing during the halftime of their concert where we went under the stage and got up on the Jumbotron. It was a madhouse over there. But anyway, Korn Rock, they sounded great. The stage show was great. Power Technics, the whole nine yards, and it's really nice to see friends of the show doing as well. They sold out two nights at the pond. It's like 15, 18,000 people over there. All right. So anyway, I drove 125 miles an hour over here. I left the pond at like 10 to 10, and here I is. Ricky Paul Goldin is our guest tonight. He's from the Young and the Restless. It's number one rated daytime drama. It's been on for, well, actually it was on three years before the TV was invented. I don't know how they pulled that off, but it was very smart. They got the TV. Yeah, they created the show and actually had sold it at Nappy before TVs had actually been invented in 1934, whenever the hell they were. All right. So Ricky, hey, how are you doing?

28:38 Ricky Paull Goldin I'm great, man. I'm really glad to be with you guys.

28:41 Adam I have often said that, and don't take this the wrong way because I'm going to save myself on this one. People look at daytime soap opera acting as sort of the lower rung of the acting echelon. To me, it's the most difficult because you get a big fat script every day and you've got to take it home and memorize it, right?

29:03 Ricky Paull Goldin You get a big fat script and you get a big fat check. The only thing is that, I mean, I'm not trying to be coy about it. The thing is that it's the only gig in this town or in New York that never stops. I mean, if you know it's there, it's a series that goes on and on and on. And it's funny when you say it's the lowest ring on the totem pole, because there's a lot, there's like sometimes there's a soapy smell about you, you know?

29:26 Adam Yeah.

29:26 Ricky Paull Goldin As an actor.

29:27 Adam Well, it's not the lowest rung on the acting totem pole. I mean, you could do Annie Get Your Gun at some community playhouse.

29:34 Ricky Paull Goldin Or you can be Susan Lucci doing Annie Get Your Gun on Broadway.

29:38 Adam Right. But I don't want to talk about her rung. The rung I want to talk about is, I mean, on this sort of professional working on TV. I mean, I don't know where it goes, that, and then, you know, I don't know, daytime talk or maybe sitcom. And then you get into one-hour drama, and then you're into the movies.

29:55 Ricky Paull Goldin And I think daytime did it to themselves, because you can have a model, you know, just to see if they're on autopilot. Or you can have somebody that's very good, you know?

30:05 Adam It just seems like the engine room of acting. I mean, it's just as much a job as acting could ever be. Well, what I mean is, is if you're doing a movie, and you're working three months out of the year, and you're sitting in your trailer, and you come out of your trailer, and you shoot for an hour, and then you go back in your trailer, and you sit around for four more hours, and you have an assistant. I mean, this is day in, day out. You don't have long hiatuses, do you?

30:34 Ricky Paull Goldin You never have. There are 51 weeks a year.

30:36 Adam Right.

30:37 Ricky Paull Goldin You've got to schedule your vacation in advance. I did a soap in New York for five years. This is new to me again. I'm back on a soap out in, I went from the number 8th rated show to the number 1. The Young and the Restless, I will say this, the writing is superior. I really don't watch the shows. I don't watch daytime. I don't know much about it. I really come from a heavy theater background in New York. But I'm just happy to have a gig out in LA instead of doing a great pilot, great writing and it just dies. It doesn't go anywhere.

31:05 Adam Yeah. You get on the Young and Restless. I mean, this series won't go away. They may kill you.

31:10 Ricky Paull Goldin Yeah. I might die. Oh, yeah. And I might come back to life. But, you know, it's true.

31:18 Caller Good night.

31:20 Adam Oh, man, I would die. I would die with that big stack to memorize. And you got to work like 14-hour days, right?

31:26 Ricky Paull Goldin Actually, no. On my old show I did, I was stuck out in Brooklyn. But they've canceled that show. Now the world's dead. And I think as the world turns, moved out to Brooklyn. And God help them, because that sucks living out in Brooklyn doing that show. I mean, you're just across from a acidic high school and there's just nothing to look at. It's terrible.

31:43 Adam You're saying those acidic chicks aren't hot?

31:46 Ricky Paull Goldin You can't decipher the boys from the girls, but that's a whole other. And it's cold and it's just miserable. But the young and the rest is, I'm out of there. God, I could go to work. I'm done by 10 in the morning sometimes.

31:56 Drew Wow.

31:57 Ricky Paull Goldin I mean, it's sweet. It's a sweet gig.

31:59 Drew After that whole diatribe, Adam, it turns out you're wrong.

32:02 Adam He's high on coke by 10.45 every morning, ladies and gentlemen.

32:05 Ricky Paull Goldin Just lying.

32:07 Adam Nick?

32:08 Hi.

32:08 Adam You're 15. What's up?

32:09 Caller Nothing.

32:11 Drew We heard about his question before the break. He saw some weird porn on the web and it freaked him out.

32:16 Adam Yeah. How long ago did you see this weird porn?

32:20 Caller Like last week.

32:21 Adam Last week?

32:22 Caller Last weekend.

32:22 Adam Yeah. You're 15 though, right?

32:24 Caller Yeah.

32:25 Adam The cement should be dry in your psyche by now. That kind of stuff shouldn't affect you too much.

32:30 Caller Yeah. But this was, wouldn't quite be your normal, any of the day porn.

32:35 Adam I understand that. That you should enjoy.

32:38 Drew What did you say?

32:39 Ricky Paull Goldin Sure.

32:40 Adam What was it?

32:41 Caller It was poo eating. I sort of accidentally stumbled upon it.

32:47 Adam Sure. Yeah. It could happen. And what was it from Europe or something?

32:53 Caller I don't know. It was from a website.

32:54 It licked my butt.

32:55 Adam Uh-huh. And you watched and now what? You don't want to eat? You lost your appetite for poo?

33:01 Yeah.

33:02 Adam I see. Yeah, that can be tough on a lad. All right. Well, get it out of your mind and move on with life. I don't know what your question is.

33:10 Caller Does housing affect me?

33:12 Drew Not necessarily.

33:13 Adam You know what you don't like.

33:15 Drew Are you anxious or are you having trouble sleeping or panic or anything like that now?

33:19 Caller A little bit.

33:20 Drew All right. So you have some sort of little post-traumatic stress reaction.

33:23 Adam Well, listen, let's not turn this into Vietnam for Christ's sake. The guy saw some Canadian chick eat a little Duke burger. And now we got to check him into a hospital.

33:33 Ricky Paull Goldin She must have really loved him. She must have really loved him.

33:36 Adam Yeah, that's love. No kidding. Hey, Nick, don't worry about it. Move on. Okay. All right. All right. Well, you see, here's the thing. I don't want to sympathize too much because I think it makes people think they have a real problem and now they should work on it.

33:53 Drew No, it's not the kind of trauma we're used to talking about here. It's just a little bit of a disturbing experience, like if you're in an earthquake or something.

33:59 Adam The poo porn left a bad taste in his mouth.

34:01 Drew No, so to speak. And Robert here, I saved for you.

34:04 Adam Oh, okay. Yeah, I caught part of Robert.

34:07 Drew Yeah.

34:07 Adam Did you see the little Robert has a 17 inch penis? Was it? Was that was this the guy?

34:14 Caller Yeah, I'm Robert.

34:15 Adam Now, how do we know it was 17 inches?

34:17 Caller Well, I've actually well, I've actually had not only myself, but I've had several who wouldn't have sex with me. Say, I just want to see how long it is or whatever.

34:27 Caller Right.

34:28 Caller But they seem to, you know, kind of get into like how big it is, but then they don't want to do anything.

34:33 Adam Drew, I know what 17 inches is. I don't need you to point it out to me.

34:36 Ricky Paull Goldin You're looking for a ruler around here.

34:38 Caller That guy that I talked to in California, I've actually gotten since he's introduced me to some people, I've gotten many offers to come out and do something like that. But I mean, how safe is, I mean, I was hearing y'all say they do some type of DNA testing. Is that pornography safe?

34:52 Adam You want to get into porn, but how functional is your penis?

34:56 Caller It's very functional.

34:57 Adam Really?

34:58 Caller Yeah.

34:58 Adam That's frightening. Because a lot of guys, once they get over the nine and a half, ten mark, it's more weight than the base can hold.

35:07 Caller I mean, it takes a while to get it totally... I mean, I can be like a half hard thing, and it's still very big, but I mean, to get that just rock hard thing, it takes a little while, but...

35:16 Adam Can you get that?

35:17 Caller Yeah, I can get it. You know, I have to get pretty excited, though, but normally it'll stay like about a... You know, like a...

35:24 Adam A recorder?

35:25 Caller Like, yeah, like about a half-hard type thing, where it'll... You know, until like, you know, if I get real excited by some girl or something like that, and then... But the thing is, I mean, you know, I've had them... You know, I've told them, you know, we talked about it, and they'll say, well, I like guys that are big, and then, you know, we'll get down to it, and I'll be like, hell no, I ain't going to do nothing with that, you know, and all this stuff.

35:43 Ricky Paull Goldin Milton and Sid and Milton Burrow.

35:46 Adam What are you doing now for a living?

35:48 Caller I'm an engineer.

35:49 Adam I see. And is your penis graduated so you can actually use it as a tool? It's not a bad thing.

35:55 Caller No, I mean, I've actually, you know, that guy was telling me that he did a movie with Ron Jeremy who's 13 inches, and he said, I'll make Ron Jeremy look small.

36:03 Adam No, listen, Ron Jeremy is not 13 inches. Ron Jeremy is a nine and a half on a good day. Yes, it is not 13. Let me, let me show Drew and our guests what 13 and what that 9 is.

36:17 Ricky Paull Goldin Can I ask you just honestly, I mean, are you actually thinking about going into porno movies? I thought about it because, you know, like I said, I'm just, I mean, you're really thinking about that.

36:25 Caller Well, I mean, I don't know, you know what I mean? Because I mean, I'm kind of running out of choices here. I mean, I've, I've, where do you live?

36:31 Adam Running out of choices. You're an engineer.

36:33 Ricky Paull Goldin Well, what state?

36:35 Caller Texas.

36:36 Adam Yeah, you'd have to move, well, everything's big over there. You'll fit right in. And by the way, pornography, one rung up on the acting level than daytime television.

36:46 Ricky Paull Goldin Oh, that's, yeah. Because you're so much more respected.

36:48 Adam Well, you get paid and you get to bang away. Okay, this, between my fingers, this is 13, this ain't 17. This is 13. This is not Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy is more nine and a half, which is right about here. But this, this is 13 and 17 is here. I mean, that... I love schlong. That is 17. I finally found out what happened to the rest of my penis.

37:12 Ricky Paull Goldin Put it back away and put it in your back.

37:13 Caller Well, probably that guy said there's only like two guys in porn bigger than me.

37:18 Adam Okay. Who said that?

37:20 Caller That guy that's done a few movies. He's actually from Europe originally.

37:23 Adam I see.

37:24 Ricky Paull Goldin Can I ask you just a personal question? Are you killing women when you're sleeping with them? I mean, are they able to handle it? Do you have a girlfriend that can handle it?

37:30 Caller I mean, I've had them get all the way down until we get undressed. You know, she's ready and as soon as I start getting undressed, they make up an excuse that they gotta go, you know. I was hanging out with this other girlfriend or friend and she took off and said, I gotta talk to my friend and she ended up believing her friend said that she was totally afraid.

37:49 Ricky Paull Goldin So you see where people would think it's fantastic or whatever. Do you have a complex about that?

37:55 Caller Well, I mean, it kind of pissed me off, man. I mean, it kind of sucks because, I mean, it's cool, you know, being large and everything, but I mean, not to that point where no girl wants to sleep with you.

38:03 Adam 17 is freakishly large. All right. So, hey, Robert?

38:08 Caller Do they have any type of, you know, like a safe procedure to take maybe four inches off or something?

38:13 Adam No.

38:14 Drew Take, oh, wow. A little off the top.

38:16 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I mean, imagine I'm going to lose five inches and get down to 12. I lost five inches. I've had a hole in me. You know what I'm saying? I have a vagina.

38:27 Drew You're kidding me?

38:28 Adam They land the lunar module on my belly.

38:30 Caller So they don't actually have a re- They have a procedure to make it bigger, but not-

38:33 Adam Not really.

38:34 Drew They really don't have one that can make it bigger.

38:35 Adam Hey Robert, how's the girth doing?

38:38 Caller Well, like I said, that's probably the more freakish part, you know, like the head-

38:42 Drew The more freakish part?

38:43 Caller The head of that is probably the size of the palm of my hand, you know?

38:46 Adam Oh, that is wonderful. All right. Hey, Robert, I'd like you to send some of your sperm over here so I can use it in an experiment basement.

38:56 Drew The plumbing is also gigantic.

38:59 Adam I'm sure.

39:00 Ricky Paull Goldin How tall are you?

39:01 Drew I mean, to get out, there has to be a big volume.

39:03 Ricky Paull Goldin Six-one.

39:04 Drew Right?

39:04 Adam Six-four.

39:05 Ricky Paull Goldin Six-four. He's a big boy.

39:06 Adam He's in proportion. Hey, Robert, I don't know what to tell you. Keep your engineering gig.

39:12 Caller What about the amount of, is there an abnormal amount of sperm? Like, if somebody comes, like, a ridiculous amount, is that normal?

39:19 Adam How the hell do I know?

39:21 Caller Does that have anything to do with the relationship to the size of the gonads?

39:25 Drew Presumably. No, no, well, no. But the general plumbing system, I'm sure, is extra large, too.

39:31 Adam Michelle? Yeah? You're 19.

39:33 Caller Yeah.

39:33 Adam What's up?

39:34 Okay.

39:35 Adam I'm never getting a hot tub with that Robert. Can you imagine going hot tubbing with him and a couple of chicks?

39:42 Caller I have a problem.

39:43 Yeah?

39:44 Caller I think my boyfriend is cheating on me, but I'm not sure. Like, I have his access code, and both of us go to two different colleges, and I called his access code once, and I heard another girl on there saying that he left his sweater at her house.

40:01 Adam Yeah.

40:02 Drew It couldn't have been anything innocent?

40:05 Caller Well, he cheated on me once before.

40:08 Drew Okay. Well, that's enough.

40:09 Ricky Paull Goldin Access code checking his phone messages, you mean?

40:11 Drew Yeah.

40:12 Adam That's a relationship built on a solid foundation.

40:16 Ricky Paull Goldin You don't trust each other?

40:17 Drew There's the trust, yeah.

40:18 Caller Well, like the first time he cheated on me, there was nothing. Before that, him and I were totally cool. And then after I found out he cheated on me, that's when I started.

40:31 Adam Okay. How long have you been going out?

40:33 Caller Two and a half years.

40:34 That's done.

40:35 Adam You met at 16, 17, right?

40:38 Drew Yeah.

40:39 Adam In 19, you're going to different colleges?

40:41 Caller Yeah.

40:41 Adam That's it.

40:42 Drew Yeah.

40:42 Adam That's it.

40:43 Drew Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the way things are supposed to go.

40:47 Caller What should I do?

40:48 Drew Should I ask her?

40:50 Adam You should break up anyway.

40:51 Drew Yeah. This relationship was over a long time ago. You just didn't know it. It's sort of typical of people. You're ready to let relationships cling to them much, much longer than you should.

40:58 Ricky Paull Goldin She's going to hang up though and say, I totally love this guy, right? You totally love this guy?

41:04 Adam Wait a minute.

41:04 Drew I got rid of her.

41:05 Ricky Paull Goldin You did?

41:05 Caller I gave up my virginity then.

41:08 Ricky Paull Goldin See?

41:08 Drew It's deep.

41:09 Ricky Paull Goldin It's deep.

41:09 Drew It's deep, but it's over.

41:11 Ricky Paull Goldin It's college years.

41:12 Drew Right. If people cling to it, there are different colleges. It's just impossible to keep these things together through that kind of thing.

41:18 Adam There's a psychological thing for women who lose their virginity to a guy. It's like, if I stay with this guy, I'm still a virgin in a sense. I mean, if you look at it that way, yeah, I lost my virginity to this guy. He has my virginity as if-

41:34 Drew We still have it.

41:35 Adam Like he's keeping it in his wallet. He lends it to me on the weekends. And on holidays, I get it for three or four days sometimes. And he's got my virginity. I'm still with him. So now the next guy I'm with, now I turn to a slut all of a sudden because I've been passed around and I've long since lost my virginity.

41:51 Ricky Paull Goldin Yeah, don't think that. Don't ever think that. No. And I'm with the guys. You gotta live your life.

41:57 Adam It's funny though that guys really have no bond with the person they lost their virginity to.

42:02 Drew No.

42:02 Adam I mean, they might like them, but they don't like them any more than someone, the next person they banged around with.

42:08 Ricky Paull Goldin I got a couple of friends that they used to gloat on it, but they don't give it down. I mean, it doesn't mean that much to them.

42:15 Adam All right. We will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Sarah's 26. She went off the pill last month, but still hasn't had a period. I don't want to talk to her.

42:24 Who are we going to talk to?

42:26 Adam Discharged, smoking pot. Had a lot of girlfriends in high school, but since graduation, he can't get a date once in a while. Now he's 20 years old. We'll speak to Wade after this.

42:37 Drew Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

42:40 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. I never heard that part of the song.

43:18 Drew He's got all kinds of new stuff now.

43:20 Adam Oh, really?

43:20 Drew Yeah.

43:22 Adam We leave for 20 minutes, the whole channel show changes around. It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Filter will be in here tomorrow night. I think we've had them in here fairly recently. Ricky Paul Goldin is our guest tonight. He's from the Young and the Restless. That is television's number 1 rated daytime drama. You plugging anything else, Ricky?

43:50 Ricky Paull Goldin My plugging it in.

43:51 Adam Oh, website. What about that?

43:52 Ricky Paull Goldin Oh, man. We're working on this underground... It's like a TV network for the web. It's called flytv.net. We're like the MTV. What MTV was to television, even though I kind of feel like MTV's... You know, it's now forever MTV, but we're streaming video. We're a search engine for live content. We're a neophyte, but a week in the internet world is like five years, three years, whatever. Bad analogy, but you know what I'm saying? We're a search engine for other people's live content and we're creating our own television shows, reality-based and eventually we'll get to scripted shows. I think that the net is going to be competing with television. That can really be a part. I hope not.

44:38 Adam I have no idea how to work it.

44:40 Drew Wade, that's the problem. Let me take a couple of questions off the web. Somebody asked you, is Anderstein-Dione dangerous?

44:44 Adam You want to talk to Wade or not?

44:46 Drew I do, but I want to answer this real quick. The Anderstein-Dione is potentially dangerous if you take a lot of it. It's the stuff that Mark McGuire was maybe taking and it's a male hormone and it can maybe accelerate your blood pressure and accelerate hardening of the arteries and put people at risk for various things like heart disease and stroke. And then another question was, somebody got the whole packet of low overall when they were given emergency contraception, which sometimes will happen. Their question is, can you reuse the pills that are there if you have another accident later? And yeah, you can and there should be an expiration date on the packet.

45:14 Adam How long does that stuff last usually?

45:16 Drew A year or so.

45:17 Adam And then what?

45:19 Drew Then you throw it out.

45:20 Adam Great.

45:21 Ricky Paull Goldin I have a question. I was asked this question the other day. How long, condoms that are on the shelf in normal department, whatever, drug stores, how long are they in good form?

45:29 Drew They're pretty long. I don't remember offhand, but I think they were like a long time.

45:34 Ricky Paull Goldin Five years.

45:35 Drew But they're like two weeks in your wallet.

45:37 Ricky Paull Goldin In your hand. Yeah. You can see the ring through the leather.

45:41 Adam Yep. Show us the ladies you mean business. Wade?

45:44 Hey, what's up?

45:45 Adam You're 20. What's going on?

45:46 Caller Not much. Like you said earlier, in high school, I had like tons of girlfriends. If I broke up with a girl like a week later, I'd be going out with another one. Now that I've graduated and moved back into the city, I can't get date one.

45:59 Adam Yeah. Very sad. We had to see a man's prime go in high school. I've seen it happen before.

46:05 Drew You actually like that though.

46:06 Adam Yeah, I do.

46:07 Drew You're just desserts finally.

46:08 Adam That's right. I remember guys who had their prime in junior high. Do you guys know any of those guys? Do you know any of those guys?

46:16 Ricky Paull Goldin I was a busboy. My buddy was in his prime. And after that, the Trans Am, the busboy job, it was all over.

46:22 Adam Guys, I knew guys that were like big wheels in the ninth grade. Got day-to-day eighth grade chicks, Mr. Popular and whatever. They got into high school. Something happened. Next thing you know, they're seventeen. It ain't happening.

46:38 Caller In high school, I had no problem asking girls that. And now, for some reason, I'm just like, can't even.

46:46 Adam Hey, Wade, we can't use the S-word on this show, you idiot. All right.

46:50 Drew What are you doing for a living now? Are you going to school or? Well, no.

46:53 Caller I haven't started college, and I don't really have enough money to afford it, so I'm saving up. But I'm a checker at a supermarket right now.

46:59 Adam All right. That's a pun-tan gig.

47:02 Drew You will have your day again, I suspect.

47:04 Adam I'd like to see a guy in a smock and a bow tie. Knows where to put the eggs.

47:08 Caller I used to wear one at my job, but they changed the uniform, luckily.

47:12 Adam What happened to the god damn bow tie? It used to be the gas station guys wore it, supermarket guys wore it, everyone wore a bow tie. Now, no one with a bow tie except for old professors.

47:21 Drew Now, you don't even wear a bow tie with a tuxedo.

47:23 Adam No.

47:23 Caller When I started, like three years ago, we had to wear dress shirts and a bow tie and dress black, and now it's just like a nice blue shirt and black jeans.

47:34 Drew Yeah.

47:34 Adam I don't like this casual stuff that's come over America. I want everyone who works at dressing tails. I want them to look like conductors. I want them to wear top hats. All right.

47:49 Caller Well, are there any opinions you can give me?

47:51 Adam Okay. Here's what I can give you. You had a run, the run is over, and now it's time to gear up for the second wave. Here's how you do that. You just focus on your work, focus on your college, focus on you, focus on working out, focus on whatever it is you want to do, and you start molding yourself into the kind of person that a woman wants to be with. Because in high school, it's all sort of, it's about proximity, it's about perception, it's about who's on the football team, it's about your friends. But then once you get out in the real world, you gotta set it all up yourself. It's the job you have, it's where you live, it's the car you drive, it's education, it's all that stuff, and you can build that.

48:34 Ricky Paull Goldin Yes, you're on your opinion of yourself.

48:36 Adam Absolutely, I couldn't agree more. But it's hard to have that opinion of yourself.

48:39 Ricky Paull Goldin You gotta build it up, you gotta make who you are.

48:41 Adam Bagging groceries, right. So you just keep going, re-gear and you can do it. The beautiful thing about being a guy is you got plenty of time. I mean, if you're 20 and it ain't happening, don't worry. You got another 40 years. I mean, seriously, you seriously can. All right.

49:01 Drew Something you want to tell us, share with us?

49:04 Adam Listen, when I was 20 swinging a hammer, not getting any chicks at all, driving a beat up pickup truck with the cranks broken off the goddamn windows, and bar stools where the bench seat should have been pathetic, living with eight guys in a one bedroom. I looked in the mirror, I said, this ain't cutting it. I'm not going to get anything. So I figured, look, I'll do some comedy. Maybe I can meet some chicks. And boom, in the blink of an eye, 12 years later, I got on the radio, and now look at me, I'm masturbating every night.

49:36 Ricky Paull Goldin That's funny. I had a bad run. I was putting rubber bands in lobsters' hands. I had no self-esteem.

49:41 Adam Really?

49:41 Ricky Paull Goldin Absolutely, that was my job.

49:43 Adam Wow.

49:44 Ricky Paull Goldin So I had to get a gig as an actor.

49:46 Adam How big were those lobsters?

49:47 Ricky Paull Goldin I can tell a lobster through the water how big he is till this day. I swear to God.

49:51 Adam That sounds like a dangerous job, the guy who puts the rubber bands over the claws.

49:56 Ricky Paull Goldin Look at these scars on my hands. I have scars from my lobster days.

50:01 Drew That's not from the claws grabbing you. That's from the tails flipping around and scraping you. All of it.

50:05 Ricky Paull Goldin Well, it's the claws grabbing you.

50:09 Adam Where were you working?

50:10 Ricky Paull Goldin At Jordan's Lobster Farm in Long Island, New York.

50:15 Adam Wow, you're farming lobster? How do they farm lobster?

50:20 Ricky Paull Goldin They were like the holding tank. These big 18 wheelers would come down at 3 in the morning. They'd open the doors and the ice would pour everywhere. Us, like seven schmucks, getting paid nothing, would be lifting these big... We'd put all the lobsters in the tanks and weigh them up and put the rubber bands in their hands. These guys were middlemen and they'd have hundreds of thousands of pounds of lobsters. It was the worst job in my life.

50:41 Adam Can they colonize or farm lobsters or do they have to go get them from the ocean? I know they do it with other fish.

50:48 Ricky Paull Goldin No, it takes too long. It's 7 years for one pound for the lobster.

50:52 Adam Oh, really?

50:53 Ricky Paull Goldin Yeah. That's why it's called a chick. You got to eat it at one pound.

50:57 Adam Finally, I guess it knows something about shellfish.

51:01 Ricky Paull Goldin Yeah, see?

51:02 Adam Wow. What's the biggest one you ever handled?

51:05 Ricky Paull Goldin I don't know, like 30 pounds.

51:07 Drew Oh my God.

51:09 Adam That's bigger than a person. Hey, I swear to Christ, you see like I was at a restaurant the other day, the guy brought out a five or six pound lobster. That's huge. 30 pounds. I forget about it. Massive. That's like a crushed Tokyo. Oh my God. Yeah. All right, listen, we gotta take a break. We're gonna dedicate the last hour to talk about lobster. I gotta know what a 30 pound lobster looks like, how much it goes for.

51:32 Drew What's that? In Vegas, that...

51:34 Adam In Vegas, there's that Rosewood Grill. Yeah, the guy in the tuxedo holding. But I swear to God, that thing must be 22.

51:41 Drew 22, yeah.

51:42 Adam All right. Hey, Drew, we're finally starting to get on the same page with the lobster weight. I like that. We'll be back after this.

51:52 Love Line, with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

52:20 Adam It's the Love Line, we're going to take a quick ten second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just ten seconds.

52:42 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Ricky Paul Goldin is our guest tonight. He's from the Young and the Restless. Hey. We're talking about lobsters when we left off. I'm infinitely fascinated with lobster.

52:57 Drew I was saying giant clams also, shall we?

53:00 Adam Any kind of giant-

53:01 Drew Crustacean.

53:02 Ricky Paull Goldin Crustacean.

53:02 Adam Don't eat the clams.

53:03 Ricky Paull Goldin Don't eat the clams. I would never eat another clam. I would never eat a clam again.

53:07 Drew Why?

53:08 Ricky Paull Goldin I just, in the last six or seven years, we all know they're filters at the bottom of the, but they're just disgusting. I have not, I mean, especially on the whole East Coast.

53:17 Drew They're cooked. You mean oysters you would eat?

53:18 Ricky Paull Goldin No, I mean, well, oysters, oyster shooters at Buffalo Club here in the West Coast, awesome, but the clams is always some kind of crap, and it's, they always bite a piece, there's nothing worse than biting into a piece of sand.

53:30 Adam Yes.

53:31 Ricky Paull Goldin It's one of those silver tin foil feelings.

53:33 Drew It's part of the clam deal.

53:34 Adam All right, listen, I don't want to go the clam route.

53:36 Drew I'm still on the lobster. How big was 30 pounds?

53:39 Ricky Paull Goldin Oh, it was big. It was sad. It was very sad. It was definitely... Wow.

53:44 Adam Three and a half feet long.

53:45 Ricky Paull Goldin His arms were, I mean, his hand was like a football. Wow. You know?

53:50 Caller It was very sad.

53:51 Ricky Paull Goldin It was sad to see it die.

53:53 Adam Where did you see the 30-pound lobster?

53:56 Ricky Paull Goldin At Jordan's Lobster. Did they eat it? Well, they sold it. They sold it.

53:59 Drew Can you eat one that big?

54:00 Ricky Paull Goldin Oh, yeah. But you know the deal. The bigger they are, the more they just suck. They just, it's not the bit, the little ones, the good ones.

54:07 Adam Yeah, but all right. So we were talking to Ricky.

54:09 Ricky Paull Goldin I think Peter Luger or something in Brooklyn or Queens had to have it, you know?

54:14 Adam We were talking about how it takes a lobster.

54:18 I don't know.

54:19 Adam By the way, I can just see myself sitting in the program director's office tomorrow having the discussion about why I dedicated the last 45 minutes of this show to lobster talk.

54:29 Ricky Paull Goldin Fascinating stuff we're talking about.

54:31 Adam Seven years to get to one pound and then one pound for each year after that. After that. Oh, man.

54:39 Ricky Paull Goldin Pretty accurate.

54:39 Adam Yeah.

54:40 Ricky Paull Goldin Pretty cool how they can grow their arms back and stuff, too.

54:43 Adam Oh, really?

54:43 Ricky Paull Goldin After battle.

54:44 Adam Oh, yeah.

54:45 Ricky Paull Goldin You see a big 30-pound lobster with one little hand on the side.

54:50 Adam Right, because it's growing back.

54:51 Ricky Paull Goldin They're growing it back.

54:52 Adam Oh, my God. All right.

54:54 Ricky Paull Goldin That's a talent.

54:55 Adam Where the hell are we? Drew, turn that screen around this way, would you?

54:58 Drew I'm sorry.

54:58 Adam Kathy, you're 29. What's up?

55:03 Caller I was taking Paxil and I started getting a discharge from my nipples. I wondered if that was bad.

55:12 Adam Imagine if a lobster got you in the nipple. You can talk about pain. Ouch. Yeah, Drew, what about that?

55:19 Drew That is undoubtedly for the medication. The thing is, though, it's important every doctor check your thyroid levels and your prolactin levels because sometimes these medications will sort of bring out a pre-existing condition and things like prolactin are creating tumors in the pituitary gland. If your prolactin level is over 100, that to me is a sign that there's something more than just the medication stimulating that.

55:42 Adam What do you take that pack so for? Depression. How's that going there, Kathy?

55:48 Caller Well, actually, I just stopped taking it.

55:50 Drew Or social phobia or panic attacks?

55:52 Caller Yeah.

55:53 Adam Is that what you had?

55:55 Caller Well, yeah. But it wasn't really working. What?

55:59 Adam Anything happened to you? Anyone do anything weird to you?

56:02 Caller Well, I listen to your show all the time.

56:04 What does that tell you?

56:05 Uh-oh.

56:07 Drew You're traumatizing her, Adam.

56:08 Caller Did your dad molest you?

56:10 Caller Yeah.

56:11 Drew Oh, he did?

56:12 Caller Yeah.

56:12 Adam Okay. Where is he now?

56:15 Caller He retired to a southern coastal state and I don't talk to him.

56:19 Drew Southern coastal state. He retired from his career as a lobster farmer. As an abusing father.

56:24 Adam Right. He's not taking some time off. They're trying to get him out of retirement to come molest again, but he's quite comfortable where he is.

56:32 Caller He's dying from alcoholism.

56:33 Adam Oh, good. Good. I hope he dies tomorrow.

56:37 Caller Well, that's not far off.

56:42 Adam Good. Good. I'm glad. All right, Kathy. I'm sorry for what he did to you. It doesn't mean your life's over, though. Get your medication, do your therapy and get on with things.

56:55 Caller Okay. Thanks.

56:56 Adam It doesn't sound like you're going to do that, but Kathy, seriously, are you working?

57:03 Caller I just got fired like a month ago.

57:06 Adam From what? From what job?

57:09 Caller Well, I was laid off from my regular job. I worked for a car company. So when I got laid off, I was working at a sandwich shop. Then I got into an argument with one of the other girls there. We were both asked to leave.

57:32 Adam All right. Are you living at home?

57:36 Caller No, I live with my boyfriend.

57:37 Adam All right. Is he treating you okay?

57:39 Caller Yeah, he's a sweetheart.

57:40 Adam You sure? I don't trust him.

57:42 Drew Yeah, don't worry about him.

57:45 Adam What's he do? Construction?

57:47 Caller No, he makes prototype brakes.

57:50 Adam Oh, automotive, huh?

57:53 Caller Yeah.

57:53 Adam Yeah? He's working around a lathe, right?

57:56 Drew Metal.

57:57 Caller Probably.

57:58 Adam Yeah, I don't trust him. I don't trust guys who work around metal. At least this guy's in the research and development aspect of it. All right, Kathy, get your medication, do your therapy, read your books, take some walks. Life will be over before you know it.

58:13 Caller Oh, great.

58:15 Adam Well, I don't know, you go to heaven. The streets are paved with gold up there, you hear me? Lobsters come with rubber bands put on their paws. They do. There's nobody who has to put them on. They put them on in hell and then they ship them up.

58:31 Ricky Paull Goldin We're on hell, we're in hell, right down here with the lobsters. Wouldn't it be great if what you guys say, if you just touched a person and you talk to them like that, and they could just know it wasn't them, it wasn't their fault, it wasn't them and they could just move on. It would be so fabulous if they didn't have to struggle for 20 years through it and therapy and Paxil and just know hey, that was his problem.

58:51 Drew The brain doesn't wire that way, unfortunately.

58:53 Ricky Paull Goldin It would be so great.

58:55 Adam I know, if you could just intellectualize the whole process and go, I happened to be born into this family with this son of a bitch who drank this booze and he did this and that to me.

59:06 Ricky Paull Goldin God help him and God, so let him go off and that's it.

59:09 Drew There's a book that was just reviewed in the New York Review of Books this week and called The General Theory on Love. And it talks about attachments and how it screws with your wiring, how long it takes to unwire stuff to make healthy attachments.

59:21 Ricky Paull Goldin It seems just so unfair to have to spend your whole life on planet earth trying to unwire the screw up of your childhood.

59:28 Drew It is the nature of the beast, the human.

59:31 Adam But it's like a car wreck. It takes 3.2 seconds to do enough damage for you to rebuild this thing in your garage for another 10 years. I mean it's like any tragedy, plane crash, car crash, whatever. The damage takes place in a millisecond. The repair part, earthquake, whatever analogy you want to use, the repair takes years.

59:59 Ricky Paull Goldin Or sometimes you just have to move.

1:00:01 Adam Sometimes you have to just tag it and move across the street. Seth, I don't know what the hell that means. I guess it's reincarnation. Seth, you're 29.

1:00:11 Caller Oh, hi.

1:00:12 Adam Hey, what's up?

1:00:14 Caller I excessively masturbate and have since I'm 13.

1:00:20 Drew We have to define what that is around Adam.

1:00:21 Adam Yeah.

1:00:22 Caller It moves like at least every day and sometimes...

1:00:25 Drew Hold on, you're offending him. Wait, Adam's just outraged.

1:00:27 Adam At least every day, excessive.

1:00:30 How old are you?

1:00:31 Caller Me? I'm 29.

1:00:32 Adam 29. Yeah.

1:00:33 Caller I feel real guilty about it.

1:00:35 Adam Well, what are you good for a week?

1:00:38 Caller Well, how many times do I do it a week? No.

1:00:42 Adam How much do we donate to the show? Yes, you idiot. Yeah.

1:00:46 Caller Well, like maybe 14 or more.

1:00:49 Adam All right. So it's not at least once a day. It's two, maybe three times a day, right?

1:00:54 Caller Well, some days it's just once, but other days it's like three or four times a day. And I have a hard time staying monogamous in relationships. And it's like I'm not in a relationship now. But even when I'm in a relationship, it's like I could be having sex regularly with my girlfriend and stuff. My mind tends to always be oriented around sex and stuff, but I could just have sex with her. I'd go in the bathroom and I'd start jerking off again.

1:01:21 Adam So you're a little compulsive.

1:01:23 Drew A little distance. A little disconnect going on there.

1:01:26 Caller And is this like completely unhealthy or what? It makes me feel so guilty and stuff, you know?

1:01:31 Drew The unhealthy part is the disconnect part, the part that doesn't allow you to take all that and put it into your relationship.

1:01:37 Ricky Paull Goldin You ever find a girl that you could share all that with, or have you never even tried that?

1:01:42 Caller I mean, I had one girl for me before who, like, you know, I mean, she was just probably just a sexually active in me. I mean, we would literally do it a few times a day, but even then, you know, I mean, I cheated on her and stuff, and I'd still be masturbating when she wasn't around and stuff, you know?

1:01:59 Drew Did something happen to you growing up? Did you answer that question?

1:02:02 Caller No, I mean, never any history of sexual abuse or anything. I mean, my parents were into, like, drugs and alcohol and stuff. You know, I've even had problems with these drugs myself, you know? Alright, so you may be a sex addict.

1:02:15 Drew Shut up. You may be a sex addict.

1:02:17 Adam Go ahead. Yeah, maybe you should go to, what the hell is that?

1:02:21 Drew And by the way, having a problem with drugs is not something that magically goes away. That will stay with you in some form. Once that biology has been activated, either you'll stay with drugs or you'll convert it over to some thrill activity like sex or extreme sports, that sort of thing.

1:02:36 Adam He ought to go check out Ace.

1:02:37 Drew He really should.

1:02:38 Adam I gotta tell you, I was going for number two last night, about 1.45 in the morning. I'm not proud about this, but at least I'm honest. I squeezed one off last night about 8, 8.15 or so.

1:02:52 Drew You actually announced it when you got in here last time.

1:02:54 Adam Oh, I did, yeah. Well, then I went home and I had a couple glasses of wine and I had a little buzz going and I set the mood.

1:03:03 Ricky Paull Goldin And you did, yeah.

1:03:04 Adam It was like yawning. It was like 1.45 and I thought, all right, I'll go for number two. I thought, well, should I pop in a movie or should I just go off memory? I mean, I'm a creative guy.

1:03:15 Drew Wow.

1:03:16 Adam Yeah, except for the memory is the last time I whacked off. It's not feeling okay. So I got down there.

1:03:21 Drew I didn't know you actually did it without a movie.

1:03:23 Adam Yeah, I did. I was closing my eyes and I thought, I'm going to do a little fantasy thing because I had a little buzz going. I closed my eyes and I started going at myself. So I had a little dialogue going and I had a woman down there and I was getting some moral sex and she was like, boy, do I love doing this to you. I said, yeah, it's so good. I said, okay, I'm with this. She goes, yeah, it's so big. Then I went, wait a minute. I swear to God, this is true. I stopped and I went, okay, I got to start over because that's not believable. Now, it's funny and I'm actually laughing. I shouldn't have had her say that. I thought to myself and I thought, mental note, don't have her say that stuff. Yeah, I got to try to keep it real within the realm of possibilities here. So I was like, all right, listen, I'm going to just start again. So I just started again and I just deleted the, I kept the, I love giving you the BJ and I love being with you. I spoke in sort of vague terms, but what sweeping generality? Yeah. It was so bizarre that I stopped. Drew, is that healthy that I stopped?

1:04:34 Ricky Paull Goldin I don't like keeping it almost real.

1:04:36 Drew Couldn't you just imagine the anatomy to be different?

1:04:38 Adam No, no, that's my penis. Yeah, that's someone else's. Yeah, I had to reset my balls. I really did. It was so sad. I started laughing, but you know, tears coming down too. Sarah? You're 26.

1:04:54 Caller What's up?

1:04:55 I went off birth control last month and I hadn't got my new period, so I was wondering if that's normal or not.

1:04:59 Drew Your new period?

1:05:01 Yeah, my-

1:05:02 Caller It's brand new.

1:05:03 Yeah, my brand new one.

1:05:05 Caller Yeah.

1:05:05 My non-birth control pill one.

1:05:06 Adam It's improved. It has a new period smell.

1:05:08 Yeah.

1:05:11 Drew When exactly did you stop the pill?

1:05:13 Last month. I should have got my period two weeks ago.

1:05:16 Drew Well, it's very common for people to have some delay in the initiation of normal cycling. Pretty much everyone will have it back within six months.

1:05:22 Okay.

1:05:24 Drew All right. And if you don't, they can give you some progesterone challenge. It's not a big deal. Could she be pregnant? Interesting point. But Sarah, that's important actually. Go get a pregnancy test if there's any question. Always when you miss your period, that's always the number one, two, and three things to rule out.

1:05:37 Adam Thank God. We have a soap star here telling the doctor his job. Drew, get with the program, would you? Alan, you're 16, what's up?

1:05:45 Caller Yeah, I got in a snowboarding accident over a prison weekend and I went into surgery and since I got the surgery on my arm, I haven't been able to get erection and this was like two weeks ago.

1:05:57 Drew Are you taking pain pills?

1:05:59 Caller Yeah, I got off of those about a week ago.

1:06:01 Drew What pain pills?

1:06:03 Caller Tylenol with coding.

1:06:04 Drew Anything else you're taking?

1:06:06 Caller No, that's it.

1:06:07 Drew Things will turn back on again.

1:06:09 Ricky Paull Goldin Especially after the settlement, it's a subway accident? Snowboarding. I'm thinking in New York, he got hit by a train, making millions of dollars.

1:06:18 Drew You okay?

1:06:19 Caller Yeah, I just want to say Adam, you're my hero and I love Loveline and the Man Show.

1:06:26 Adam Oh, God bless you.

1:06:27 Drew GLL, you sound like a Man Show guy.

1:06:28 Adam Listen, I won't go snowboarding because of this. Everyone says, you got to go, it's great. We're going snowboarding, you got to go. Then everyone comes home in a sling. They broke both ankles, they cracked their pelvis. I mean, everyone's getting the ass kicked out of them snowboarding, yet they're begging you to go do it. And my thing is, is like, until everyone stops coming home in a body cast, that's when I'll start doing it.

1:06:52 Ricky Paull Goldin Snowboarding, also the thing with the sail on the surfboard, it's just impossible for me. I cannot do these activities. I can't, I mean, I just suck.

1:07:02 Adam Yeah, I'm assuming I suck. I just don't want to... Yeah, I've skied a couple of times. I'm from the Valley. We don't like to have that stuff. There's no snow.

1:07:13 Drew There's no like recreational sports.

1:07:15 Adam Picture my dad or mom buying skis, boots, and bindings and heading up the mountain. Are you kidding me?

1:07:22 Ricky Paull Goldin So you suck, you suck.

1:07:24 Adam I suck too, yeah. Well, like I said, potentially, who knows? Maybe I could have been world class, but I'm not gonna find out and I'm too old. Cheryl, you're 21.

1:07:34 Caller Yes, I am.

1:07:34 Adam What's up?

1:07:36 Caller I went to a bar about four weeks ago and I met this guy and I went home with him. I didn't sleep with him the first night, but about two, three days after that, I slept with him. And then we had a kind of a relationship for the next two, three weeks and he broke it off with me because he said he's not ready for a relationship. Well, I just want to know why and now he won't call me and I want to know why he won't call me or if I should call him back and he doesn't want to he doesn't want a relationship. Should I call him back though and just try to establish a friendship with him?

1:08:09 Adam Call him back? He didn't call you, did he?

1:08:12 Caller I'm sorry?

1:08:12 Adam He didn't call you.

1:08:13 Drew Call after him she means, go after him.

1:08:16 Caller Yeah, like I just Pursue it. I just want to form like a kind of relationship with him.

1:08:20 Drew We just had this discussion about men and friendships after a physical relationship.

1:08:25 Adam During the break? Yeah, yeah, he's not interested in going that direction.

1:08:30 Caller Well, I don't want him to be my boyfriend anymore, even if we're friends it would be fine.

1:08:34 Ricky Paull Goldin Go ahead. Yeah, I was just saying, this is just me, this is just my opinion, but I don't, I personally don't know what the point of keeping a relationship going with somebody after I've had a very physical and sexual relationship with a girl, she's my girlfriend, or you guys had a great thing for three weeks, or three months, or three years, I just don't, I as a guy, I'm not, and I was just, wasn't that kind of a little bit of the general consensus?

1:08:59 Drew No, men don't get, unusual for them to have a relationship, a friendship, after the fact.

1:09:05 Ricky Paull Goldin Like a real pal, let's have a little movie, and I'll see you later and then start talking about your other relationships, it just never, for me it never worked out, I just don't ever, I don't really see.

1:09:13 Adam Now Cheryl doesn't want that, she's deluding herself. She wants him back. She wants confirmation that it was the only connection she can make. Cheryl, you don't want to be friends with him. You met the guy at a bar, you banged him for a few weeks, and that was it.

1:09:31 Drew It doesn't work like that for women, Ricky.

1:09:33 Ricky Paull Goldin I know, but it wouldn't be great if the other breed could think that way.

1:09:37 Drew No, it's an abandonment, it's awful.

1:09:38 Adam Cheryl, you're not going to get what you want out of this guy.

1:09:43 Caller Okay.

1:09:43 Adam But if you want to call, you can call him, but it ain't going to work out. I'm telling you.

1:09:49 Caller So the best way is just not to call him.

1:09:50 Adam Just forget it. Find a guy who wants a relationship.

1:09:53 Drew He is not experiencing what you are experiencing.

1:09:55 Adam You know what people do is they go, especially women, but guys do this too. They go, okay, I want a relationship with this person. Okay, that's not going to happen. All right, well, can't we just date a little? Okay, that's not going to happen. Okay, well, we'll just be friends. Well, that's not going to happen. Okay, I'm going to get drunk and come over to the house and get my goddamn comb back. That does happen. I've done that a few times.

1:10:19 Drew As a baseball man.

1:10:19 Adam As a baseball man. I leave a baseball man at every girl's house I date, so I have something to come get. But the point is, is...

1:10:27 Ricky Paull Goldin Catching or pitching?

1:10:29 Adam You don't even know where you're at. I mean, your mind is playing tricks on you. You want to see this person. You make excuses to see this person. This whole thing of, I really like the guy. Okay, it's not going to happen. Can't we just be friends? That part, that's just an excuse for you to try to get near that person again.

1:10:47 Drew Except though, for women, that's a big piece of relationship. You know what I mean? So it is satisfying something.

1:10:52 Adam I know, but that's when the woman dumps the guy after a four-year relationship. That's not after a three-year fling where the guy breaks it all.

1:11:00 Ricky Paull Goldin I just wish that a woman would be able to, I love girls, there are a few, there are a few girls that go, I just wanted to have a good time myself as well. I just enjoyed it. I used him, he used me type of thing. I don't mean it like that. I had a great time.

1:11:13 Drew When women do that though, there's reasons.

1:11:16 Adam But that's fine because you're just having sex, you don't have to get into the race.

1:11:19 Ricky Paull Goldin Of course you don't have to marry those kinds of women.

1:11:21 Adam Sarah?

1:11:22 Caller Hello?

1:11:23 Adam You're 19.

1:11:24 Caller Yeah.

1:11:24 Adam What's up?

1:11:25 Caller Well, the other night when I was giving my boyfriend oral sex, I noticed a bump on his penis and I was wondering if it was oral sex because it felt rough, like a scab.

1:11:34 Drew You wonder if it was what?

1:11:35 A wart?

1:11:37 Drew Yeah, was it? Did it look like a wart?

1:11:40 Caller I didn't see it.

1:11:41 Drew You got to check it out.

1:11:43 Ricky Paull Goldin You just felt it.

1:11:44 Caller Yeah.

1:11:44 Drew Men can get all kinds of fun little skin things, including dermatitis and all kinds of stuff.

1:11:48 Ricky Paull Goldin You were too embarrassed to say something to him?

1:11:51 Caller Yeah.

1:11:51 Adam How long have you been with him?

1:11:53 Caller For about eight months now.

1:11:56 Adam And where was the bump?

1:11:58 Caller It was like on the side.

1:12:00 Adam Scared you. Halfway down?

1:12:03 Caller Huh?

1:12:03 Adam Was it like halfway, was it in the middle?

1:12:06 Caller Yeah.

1:12:06 Caller Why is it like in the middle?

1:12:07 Adam Well, it's interesting, I've placed a speed bump on my penis because I don't like the fast- Slow down, ladies. Fast oral sex.

1:12:15 Ricky Paull Goldin Slow down.

1:12:16 Adam Like they put in the middle of a long side street, although this isn't long. I like a slow rhythmic sort of thing, and I find the bump sort of slows them down a little bit.

1:12:26 Drew Reminder.

1:12:27 Adam Yeah, paint it yellow.

1:12:29 Drew Stripes.

1:12:30 Ricky Paull Goldin Except if it's dark, you're never going to see it.

1:12:34 Adam Jesse?

1:12:34 Yeah.

1:12:35 Adam You're 20.

1:12:36 Caller Yep.

1:12:36 Adam What's up? So what's she need to do? Just talk to her boyfriend about the bump of the penis?

1:12:40 Drew Inspect it.

1:12:41 Ricky Paull Goldin And I have a question about the bump on the penis. Can you get mouth warts? Can you get-

1:12:45 Drew Yeah, but I'm real unlikely.

1:12:47 Ricky Paull Goldin And chances are it was a wart from when he was 14 or 15 years old. Can't they come back after a year and a half or two years and all of that?

1:12:53 Drew But you need to know that, too, because now she has warts when they have sex.

1:12:55 Ricky Paull Goldin And it's mostly on the outside. Is that not true? Or I can go all the way inside the girl or the warts?

1:13:01 Drew Women occurs on the inside. They can't even see it, so she can't see it.

1:13:05 Ricky Paull Goldin Check it out.

1:13:05 Adam Jesse?

1:13:06 Yeah.

1:13:07 Adam You're 20.

1:13:07 Drew It causes cervical cancer is the problem.

1:13:09 Yeah. About a month ago, me and my girlfriend, we went through an abortion. And just lately she's been, you know, everything I say, she's really, she snaps at me all the time. And, you know, I'm trying to do everything I can to understand what she's going through.

1:13:23 Drew Is she depressed?

1:13:24 I feel guilty about it and everything.

1:13:26 Drew Is she depressed?

1:13:27 Adam What that?

1:13:28 Drew Is she depressed?

1:13:29 Oh, yeah. You know, she doesn't act like it, but.

1:13:33 Drew Irritability, by the way, is one of the more primary symptoms of depression.

1:13:37 Adam Oh, yeah? That's what I got.

1:13:39 Drew And just the hormonal changes that women go through terminating a pregnancy can cause depression. The acknowledgement of a loss in abortion frequently causes depression.

1:13:49 Adam Does she blame you?

1:13:51 Well, we had a talk about it and she says she does a little bit.

1:13:54 Adam Yeah. Did you convince her to do it?

1:13:57 Well, see, I told her what I thought we should do.

1:14:01 Adam Right.

1:14:01 And then I left the final decision up to her.

1:14:04 Adam Right. All right.

1:14:05 And that's basically what we both decided.

1:14:07 Ricky Paull Goldin How long have you been together, if I can ask?

1:14:09 Three years.

1:14:10 Ricky Paull Goldin That's that magic three year mark.

1:14:11 Adam Hey, Jesse, this is pretty normal stuff. I mean, it's only been a month. They got the whole hormonal thing. She feels guilty. She blames you. She feels like maybe you manipulated her. She probably blames herself more than she blames you, but she's taking it out on you. Right. You can't really expedite this thing. You just got to ride it out.

1:14:32 So, I mean, is there anything I can do to...

1:14:34 Adam Be present, be nice, pretend like you're listening for a change.

1:14:37 Drew And be careful.

1:14:38 Adam That's about it.

1:14:39 Drew That she doesn't get a major depressive episode. She really is having trouble functioning or having substantial disturbances of mood. That needs to be evaluated.

1:14:46 Adam Listen, guys, sometimes you just have to be a punching bag for a few weeks.

1:14:49 Ricky Paull Goldin Do you love this girl? Do you just want to stay with her? I mean, are you looking at a long term staying with her for not giving it up?

1:14:55 Well, yeah, but see, that seems to be one of the problems. It seems like we're getting really close to breaking up over this. I mean, I don't want to, but she's telling me all, bringing out all kinds of bad things about the relationship and just saying that it's getting stale and everything like that.

1:15:08 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:15:09 I mean, I don't think she would be saying this regularly. I think it has a lot to do with what happened a month ago.

1:15:15 Adam Yeah. I mean, it's connected, but it probably isn't the only element.

1:15:20 Ricky Paull Goldin It's the period at the end of the sentence, I think, if I can say that.

1:15:23 Adam That makes a certain degree of sense. All right. Hey, Jesse. Yeah. I don't know. Like I said, pretend like you're listening, buy some flowers just because.

1:15:31 Ricky Paull Goldin Vacation. Take a vacation with her.

1:15:33 Adam And yeah. You know what you need to do? Make something yourself and give it to her.

1:15:39 Ricky Paull Goldin All right.

1:15:40 Adam Women love that crap. As long as it was painful, as long as it took time, as long as you went out and picked something or stuck some elbow macaroni to the side of a can, as long as you did something. Women like to see a little effort. I like that about women. Men, we're bottom line. Get us some floor mats for the car. Get us a new pair of shoes. Get us a basketball hoop or some Nintendo. That's it. We want what we want. I don't care.

1:16:09 Drew No matter where they got it from.

1:16:12 Adam Hey, you know the neighbor kid who's retarded? Yep. Broke into his room and stole it. Fantastic. I'll use it every day. It was free. Even better. I'll enjoy it more knowing it was free. But women? You got to make it. It's got to hurt just a little bit. I like that. We've talked about it a million times. If you're a rich guy, $5,000 diamond ring doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean anything. If you think about it, why doesn't that $5,000 ring mean anything if you're rich? It didn't hurt. That's a day's pay. That's not a month's salary. You didn't scrimp and save. That's nothing.

1:16:51 Ricky Paull Goldin I have to tell you this. My ex-girlfriend, I was trying to make up with her. I went up into the hills of Hollywood and I picked flowers. I started this. I was like on a date. Then I got vines and I wrapped them. I did the whole thing myself. I brought it home to her that night. Nothing. There was not a reaction. We were leaving the next day for somewhere. She just hung it on the wall to dry. Never talked about it. It was then I knew the relationship was over. She was a cold bitch. You know what I mean? She was not like your normal woman. So I figured if she didn't have that kind of sensitivity, I didn't want to be around her.

1:17:24 Adam Women want you to actually grow the flowers that you give them. I should start some service where I just send Nicaraguan day laborers into the hillside to pick a bunch of crap and make it look like you made it.

1:17:37 Ricky Paull Goldin It did look like crap, actually.

1:17:38 Adam They don't care. That's not the point.

1:17:39 Ricky Paull Goldin It should have been okay. It should have been enough.

1:17:42 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this. It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Ricky Paul Goldin, this is our guest of night from The Young and the Restless.

1:18:32 Ricky Paull Goldin Thank you for having me.

1:18:33 Adam It is our pleasure. Filter will be in here tomorrow night, and let's hop back on the phones and speak to Jennifer, who's 21.

1:18:41 Jennifer?

1:18:42 Yeah.

1:18:43 Adam Your husband cheated on you a year ago. Now, you don't want sex with him.

1:18:49 Right.

1:18:50 Drew You're pissed at him.

1:18:51 Adam Yep. How'd you catch him cheating?

1:18:56 He just started acting really funny, and then I just kind of confronted it, and he admitted to it.

1:19:00 Adam Oh, boy.

1:19:01 Yeah.

1:19:02 Adam That's cause for divorce. Not the cheating, the part that he broke that easily. How was he acting?

1:19:10 He was just really distant, and then we were driving home from work one night, and he was like, I think I want to separate, and I was like, what? He was like, yeah, I think I want to separate, and I was like, dude, you're not telling me something. And then he told me, and so I got real erratic and everything, and ended up in a mental institution that night, and then he slept with her again that night. Love guys. And the following night, so three times in a row.

1:19:35 Ricky Paull Goldin And he told you that too.

1:19:36 Adam How did you find that out?

1:19:38 Well, basically, I told him, I said, I want to try to work things out, so you need to tell me everything. And so I thought he told me everything, and then we were out to dinner one night, trying to work things out and stuff, and then he's all, yeah, it didn't happen once, it happened three times.

1:19:51 Ricky Paull Goldin See, they never tell you everything, guys. We never just, never tell you everything.

1:19:56 Adam And he went on to tell you the night you checked into the loony bin, he went and banged her again.

1:20:02 Ricky Paull Goldin Yes.

1:20:02 Adam Okay, see, Jennifer, he wants to break up. He's telling you, hey, listen, I went out, and you're not letting him out.

1:20:11 Drew This is not just usual guy stuff. This is somebody being extremely aggressive.

1:20:17 Adam Hey, Jennifer, he'd like out of this relationship.

1:20:22 Ricky Paull Goldin How long have you been married?

1:20:24 In April it will be three years.

1:20:26 Ricky Paull Goldin Is that magic? Three years, Mark?

1:20:27 Adam You're 21.

1:20:29 Caller Yeah.

1:20:30 Ricky Paull Goldin So young.

1:20:31 Adam Why did you get married so young?

1:20:33 Caller I don't know.

1:20:34 Ricky Paull Goldin You don't sound that broke up about it, that broken up about it.

1:20:38 Caller Well, it was a year ago, and I just kind of want to move past it, but I just I really just do not want to have sex with him.

1:20:46 Ricky Paull Goldin Have you slept with anybody else? No. Be honest. He's not listening.

1:20:49 Caller No, of course not.

1:20:51 Drew This relationship is in limbo at best, and if you don't do something to bring it either back together or resolve this, it's not going to survive like this.

1:20:59 Ricky Paull Goldin Have you just shut down your sexual appetite altogether?

1:21:02 Caller Pretty much, yeah.

1:21:03 Adam It's payback time.

1:21:05 Drew Well, she's pissed.

1:21:05 Adam Of course. She has a right to be, but on the other hand, this guy sounds like he checked out a while ago.

1:21:12 Drew Yeah, but this is a year ago this all went down.

1:21:14 Adam I know, but you know guys, they can just get busy and sort of check out going autopilot. Has he checked out?

1:21:20 Caller What do you mean?

1:21:20 Adam I have the relationship. Is he, you know?

1:21:23 Caller No, I mean, he seems like he still really wants to try to work on things. And the thing that sucks is like he really tries, but I kind of treat him like crap. But he still puts up with me.

1:21:32 Ricky Paull Goldin He's a whipping boy now.

1:21:33 Drew What is motivating him? Why is he hanging in?

1:21:36 Caller I don't know. I have no idea why. Because if the role is reversed, I probably would have been like, OK, it was a year ago. He's treating me like crap. I know I screwed up, but it's over with. And we're trying to work things out.

1:21:47 Adam Well, let me float a theory. What if Jennifer was lovey-dovey? How long do you think it would take him before he started to stray again? You know what I mean? Sometimes you get caught up in that drama of just trying to convince someone you're a certain way when you don't even really care.

1:22:01 Caller Yeah. I don't know. But I didn't even know he was capable of doing it. It was such a shock. I had no idea. I would never do anything like this.

1:22:09 Adam I love it when women discover a man is capable of sleeping with someone else. If I have a daughter, I'm going to explain.

1:22:15 Ricky Paull Goldin It's not even like sleeping with somebody else. You can sleep with a hole in the wall to a guy.

1:22:19 Adam Right.

1:22:21 Caller I mean, do you think marriage counseling or something would work? I've been on like medicine and stuff just because I've been really depressed lately. But I've been off of medicine for a couple months thinking that it was possibly that.

1:22:33 Adam You don't have any kids, do you?

1:22:34 Drew No.

1:22:35 Adam Oh, good. Please don't have any kids.

1:22:37 Caller No, I'm not fun.

1:22:38 Drew No, definitely some couples work should be done here. Absolutely. Absolutely.

1:22:42 Adam All right. See if you can get him to do that. Will he do that?

1:22:45 Caller Probably. Yeah.

1:22:47 Adam Yeah. See if you can do that. Tell him there'll be some sex for him at the end of each session. All right.

1:22:54 Caller Okay.

1:22:55 Adam All right, Jennifer.

1:22:56 Caller All right. Thank you.

1:22:56 Adam All right.

1:22:57 Ricky Paull Goldin That's really cute.

1:22:58 Adam Yeah. I'll tell you, that's a bitch when you do something that's kind of reprehensible or heinous. I mean, first you have the affair, fine. Maybe you can forgive that. Then the night she gets checked into the padded hospital, you're back on top of your old chick. That kind of stuff, that woman will pay you back. Listen, you'll be in your grave for five years. The payback will not have ended.

1:23:21 Drew It's like, that's what hell is.

1:23:22 Adam She'll assume your body just to kick you in the nuts and then lower you back down again.

1:23:26 Ricky Paull Goldin You hit on the nose though. Now that he's being treated like garbage, he was the one that was driving in the car and said, I want to break up, now that he's being treated like a dog, he doesn't know what to do with himself.

1:23:36 Adam Yeah, he may just be panicking and sort of having a knee-jerk reaction. You know, sometimes you'll do that. You'll get in a relationship and you'll piss them off essentially because you want to break up and then they get pissed off and then you get so obsessed with trying to apologize to them that that just becomes your whole focus. You don't even know why you're doing it anymore. It's like trying not to get fired from a job that you don't care about.

1:23:59 Drew It's about shame.

1:24:00 Adam All right. Katie?

1:24:02 Caller Hi.

1:24:02 Adam You're 16.

1:24:03 Caller I'm 16.

1:24:04 Adam What's up?

1:24:05 Caller My question is, I want to know what douching is and how often should you do it?

1:24:12 Adam Douching is when you take a hose and you put it in your rectum.

1:24:17 Drew No. I take a bottle with a hose on the end and you put it in the vagina.

1:24:22 Adam Wow, it's close. How far? What am I, a few inches off?

1:24:25 Drew And flush out with whatever type of fluid you happened to have chosen to use for this. And, you know, do it no more than once a month.

1:24:35 Adam How is it, Katie, you're 16, you've had a vagina nearly half your life and you don't know what douching is?

1:24:43 Caller My mom is kind of like one of those old-fashioned type douching.

1:24:47 Adam Oh, listen, my mom locked herself in the room and smoked pot. I knew what douching was when I was 11. I was calling my friends douchbag with regularity by 12.

1:24:57 Caller I asked my friends but they don't know either.

1:24:59 Adam By the way, isn't there other parts of the doucher you could name your friends? You know what I mean? Hey, douchbag!

1:25:05 Drew Douche nozzle?

1:25:05 Adam Hey, douche nozzle! Come here! Yeah, you and douchebag! Come here! And bring douche hose! We're getting a game going.

1:25:13 Drew Why don't you please popularize that term?

1:25:15 Adam Douche nozzle?

1:25:16 Ricky Paull Goldin You should coin it.

1:25:17 Drew Nice ring to it.

1:25:18 Adam It really does.

1:25:19 Ricky Paull Goldin Why were you looking into the douche thing? Hold on.

1:25:21 Adam You hear so much about the bag. You're just not about the nozzle. You really don't. Hold on. Hold on, Katie. I stumbled on to something. Why not call guys douche nozzle? It's even worse than the bag.

1:25:34 Drew It's got a nicer ring too.

1:25:35 Adam The bag's hanging on the back of the door, six, eight feet away from the woman.

1:25:39 Drew It's got those power letters Z.

1:25:41 Adam Hey, douche nozzle!

1:25:43 Drew Move your car!

1:25:45 Caller I don't know what I'm trying to do.

1:25:47 Ricky Paull Goldin Didn't they use to use hot water bottles as a douche for the hose? Does your mother have a hot water bottle?

1:25:52 Drew Anima bag.

1:25:53 Adam Yeah, anima bag.

1:25:54 Ricky Paull Goldin They look like a hot water bottle.

1:25:57 Caller What does it do?

1:25:59 Drew It just rinses things out.

1:26:01 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake, Katie. Did your mom lock you in the basement?

1:26:05 Caller No, no.

1:26:07 Caller What happened to you?

1:26:09 Caller I kind of knew, but not completely. I just wanted to know for sure.

1:26:12 Adam Where are your friends?

1:26:14 Ricky Paull Goldin Don't get douche happy, though. Dr. Drew, you can break the vagina with too much douching. Can you not? You can stop it.

1:26:20 Drew You can fracture it. Yeah, no, it can be not good for it to do it too much and get infections.

1:26:25 Ricky Paull Goldin You won't get lubricated anymore.

1:26:27 Adam So once a month, max, right? Katie?

1:26:32 Caller Yeah.

1:26:32 Adam With the douche?

1:26:33 Caller Okay.

1:26:34 Adam You're hip? What else don't you know about? You know what a penis is?

1:26:39 Caller Yeah.

1:26:40 Adam Yeah?

1:26:40 Caller Yeah.

1:26:41 Adam Now we're going. What about a rim job? Do you know that one?

1:26:44 Ricky Paull Goldin Douche nozzle.

1:26:46 Caller Get away from the car.

1:26:47 Adam Hey, douche nozzle off the hood.

1:26:50 Caller I have one more question.

1:26:51 Drew Yeah.

1:26:52 Caller How could I get some condom sent?

1:26:57 Drew If you register at drdrew.com, just go on the web. It's drdrew.com and when you register, they will send you condom.

1:27:03 Ricky Paull Goldin That's a great idea.

1:27:04 Drew Free condom.

1:27:05 Adam Hey, Katie?

1:27:06 Ricky Paull Goldin We can do that on our website.

1:27:07 Adam You're thinking about having sex?

1:27:09 Caller No, it's for a friend.

1:27:10 Adam Okay, good. You're probably good 15 years away from that, huh?

1:27:14 Caller Probably.

1:27:15 Adam Yeah. Do you just live with your mom alone?

1:27:18 Caller No, I have a dad and a brother too.

1:27:21 Adam You're religious?

1:27:22 Caller A little bit.

1:27:23 Adam Okay. All right.

1:27:24 Caller My brother is extremely religious.

1:27:26 Adam Start hanging around with chicks who chew gum and smoke in a girl's room. You know what I mean?

1:27:31 Ricky Paull Goldin You know what? I gotta say, I'm sensing that this girl is dating a guy or with a guy, not dating, just hanging with him, and she wants to clean herself up. She wants to get the condom. She's getting the whole thing in line. Am I totally wrong?

1:27:43 Adam You're wrong.

1:27:44 Ricky Paull Goldin Would you be honest if that was the truth?

1:27:45 Adam She don't have a boyfriend.

1:27:47 Caller I don't have a boyfriend, no.

1:27:48 Ricky Paull Goldin There's an older guy that's eyeballing her though.

1:27:51 Adam All right.

1:27:52 Ricky Paull Goldin I know it.

1:27:53 Adam Johnny Douche Nozzle. Hey, Douche Nozzle.

1:27:57 Ricky Paull Goldin Get away from the car.

1:27:58 Drew Douche hose?

1:28:00 Ricky Paull Goldin Douche nozzle is good.

1:28:01 Adam Douche nozzle is better. Yeah, it's the kind of thing you yell, Hey, Douche Nozzle, break time's over. Let's go.

1:28:12 Ricky Paull Goldin It's a good word.

1:28:13 Drew Break, break, break, break.

1:28:14 Adam All right. All right. I'm going to write down Douche Nozzle.

1:28:17 Drew I want to coin it. If you bring that up with Jack Hole and other fine new English language words.

1:28:25 Adam I want to work that into the American Lexicon. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back after this.

1:28:30 Caller Back once again with the Loveline.

1:28:32 Drew Loveline. The Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew will be right back before you know it.

1:29:05 Adam It's the Loveline of Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Ricky Paul Goldin is here from The Young and the Restless. He plays Gary Dawson and-

1:29:14 Ricky Paull Goldin Douche Nozzle.

1:29:15 Adam Douche Nozzle. Tomorrow night.

1:29:18 Ricky Paull Goldin I played Douche Nozzle on The Young and the Restless.

1:29:20 Drew I see a Man Show episode coming here.

1:29:22 Adam He's a tough-

1:29:23 Caller I just love it.

1:29:24 Adam Streetwise cop who plays by his own rules. Douche Nozzle, you get in the Lieutenant's room. Douche Nozzle, I got the mayor and the DA crawling up my ass because of you.

1:29:35 Ricky Paull Goldin He's a Douche Nozzle with a heart of gold.

1:29:40 Adam Ben? Yeah. You're 17. Yeah. What's up?

1:29:45 Caller I was going out with this girl for six months and she broke up with me about three months ago and she still wants to be friends. You guys have been talking about this for a while now, how the guys don't want to be friends afterward. Right.

1:29:58 Ricky Paull Goldin Do you agree?

1:29:59 Caller I agree totally. One time I didn't talk to her for a week and a half and she came to me crying saying she loves me still, she can't live without me and she misses me a lot.

1:30:08 Ricky Paull Goldin Friends don't do that. Right?

1:30:12 Caller It's really awkward to be her friend right now. I've tried telling her that I'm not too comfortable with it and she just can't really understand that.

1:30:20 Adam To me when a woman is hell bent on being friends after she's broken up with you it means there's still some attraction there that she can't deal with or a little chaos that she needs to interject.

1:30:31 Drew That's right.

1:30:33 Adam Drama. Some women and some men don't feel like they're alive unless they're in the middle of something, breaking up, making up, whatever it is. Some sort of drama. So they break up, then they want to hang out, then they want to be friends and they break up again.

1:30:49 Ricky Paull Goldin Something happens one night.

1:30:50 Adam Right, right.

1:30:51 Drew It's all some sort of reenactment.

1:30:53 Caller I don't want that drama though.

1:30:54 Adam All right.

1:30:55 Ricky Paull Goldin Change your phone number.

1:30:57 Drew Get away. Nothing wrong with that.

1:30:59 Adam Be strong. Don't be a douche nozzle. Ron?

1:31:05 Drew It's too close to schnoz, schnozola.

1:31:08 Adam Yeah, you got to break it up. Douche nozzle. Ron? Be clear. Are you there, you idiot? All right. Don't make me get out the D word. George, you're 17.

1:31:18 Caller What's up, guys?

1:31:19 Adam Hey.

1:31:20 Caller Oh my god. Two problems?

1:31:21 Adam Yeah.

1:31:22 Caller Oh.

1:31:23 Drew Oh my god.

1:31:24 Caller All right. So today earlier, I was masturbating and like blood came out with the cum. And I was like wondering what's up with that. And the tip of my penis really hurts right now.

1:31:36 Drew Well, the blood can be very irritating to the urethra. And it's not that uncommon to have blood with ejaculate.

1:31:41 Adam The blood can be irritating to the blood itself?

1:31:43 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:31:44 Adam Why?

1:31:44 Ricky Paull Goldin It just rubs you.

1:31:45 Drew It's not supposed to come out of there and it can irritate.

1:31:47 Adam I understand, but isn't blood sort of benign? I mean, does it have, you know what I mean? Would it sting if it was in your eye? You know, is it got a salt in it?

1:31:58 Drew Like in your bowel, it causes terrific irritation and diarrhea.

1:32:02 Adam Really?

1:32:02 Caller Little blood.

1:32:03 Drew Yeah.

1:32:03 Caller But it's like normal?

1:32:06 Drew It's not terribly abnormal. It's a common thing. It needs to be checked out, but it rarely amounts to much.

1:32:11 Caller All right.

1:32:12 Drew So do get it checked out.

1:32:13 Caller My second problem or my second thing is I have to make a speech tomorrow because they're running for vice president of this club at school.

1:32:20 Drew Well this is a topic that would impress all your peers, no doubt.

1:32:23 Caller It's like, Adam, if you could like give me some pointers or like tell me some cool things to say.

1:32:27 Drew Some jokes, Adam. Write his speech for him.

1:32:30 Adam You open with a joke. Jew Puerto Rican black guy walking into a bar. A nice off-color joke, you know? A good Pollock joke always loosens up the room. You're running for Vice President of what club?

1:32:46 Caller It's a key club.

1:32:48 Adam What do you do in the key club? I always hear about the key club, but I don't know what they do.

1:32:52 Caller It's kind of like community service, like we go around and like help other people.

1:32:57 Drew What is key stamp for? Funny words and things.

1:33:03 Adam First off, why are you running for Vice President? Why don't you run for President?

1:33:05 Ricky Paull Goldin That's buzz-taking.

1:33:08 Adam Then you lose and you get to be Vice President.

1:33:11 Caller No, it doesn't work that way.

1:33:12 Adam You run for Vice President. Yeah. Uh-huh. How many people you're running against?

1:33:17 Caller Two, and it's like these two chicks.

1:33:19 Ricky Paull Goldin Oh, they're going to win.

1:33:20 Adam All right. You call them whores, and you'll get in for sure.

1:33:26 Caller I call them douche-nozzle.

1:33:28 Ricky Paull Goldin Yeah, it's spreading across America like cancer.

1:33:33 Adam You say, listen, these two douche-nozzles couldn't help themselves at a buffet. Forget about helping others. I'm your man. I got a strong back. I'm able-bodied, and I love gims.

1:33:47 Ricky Paull Goldin Just don't mention the blood.

1:33:49 Adam Yeah. Don't mention the Thousand Island. It's coming out of your penis.

1:33:53 Caller No, no.

1:33:54 Adam All right. George, you really should have been working on this speech a while ago. How long does it have to be?

1:33:59 Caller It's just like a quick two-minute thing, but I need to impress everyone.

1:34:03 Adam All right. Listen, here's what you do. Go up there with a blank piece of paper. Say, ladies and gentlemen, students, and key club members, and then go, and then crumple the paper up and throw it down and go, listen. I had a speech prepared, but I got to speak from the heart. You know what I'm saying? See if you can cry. Talk about your uncle molesting you. All right, George, you'll be fine.

1:34:34 Drew Good luck.

1:34:35 Adam You just let your natural personality peak through. I always like, I know I've brought this up before, but it was always the funniest part of the school election. There'd be a couple of people who'd run for president, a couple of folks, vice president, treasurer, and then there'd be some bizarre thing that no one wanted, some post, some student body representative.

1:34:55 Drew Lord High Chamberlain or something.

1:34:56 Adam Yeah. No one else would run for it except for one chick. She'd get up there and she'd go, she got her three minutes to make a speech too. She'd get up there and she'd go, even though I'm running unopposed, I still need your vote. I always thought, really? How bad do you need it? Couldn't you just vote for yourself and you'd be in? One vote landslide. You know what I mean? How many votes do you need? There's nobody else running. How badly do you need my vote? They always say that, even though I'm running unopposed, I still need your vote. Why? You don't feel good?

1:35:30 Ricky Paull Goldin They have no friends.

1:35:31 Adam Listen, douche nozzle, vote for yourself and let's move on. People who are running unopposed shouldn't get to make speeches. Andrea, wait till I'm in charge. Andrea, you're 16. What's up?

1:35:42 Caller Well, my mom, I was on antidepressants for a while and I was on 75 mg of Zoloft and my mom, when I ran out, my mom wouldn't take me to get any more and she's like, oh, well, I don't think you need them, so you're okay.

1:35:58 Drew Wow. How do you feel about them?

1:36:01 Caller Well, that was probably about two months ago, so I thought, well, maybe it will be okay. And one day at school, I was walking down the stairs and it was like two days after I ran out. And I just was so dizzy, I almost fell down the stairs. I had to like reach out to someone that was walking in front of me. And he thought that I was like, I don't know what he thought, but it didn't really matter. But anyway, I am starting to get depressed again. So I told my mom the other day that she needed to make an appointment for me. And she said, okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. And then like just yesterday, I said, well, mom, you know, did you make that appointment? And she said, oh, well, no.

1:36:40 Drew Andrea, why don't you make the appointment for yourself?

1:36:42 Adam Yes.

1:36:43 Drew You need to start taking care of your health care. Take responsibility for it, taking care of it. Your mom is not helpful here.

1:36:49 Adam Can you, is Zoloft a medication you can stop cold turkey or is that bad?

1:36:53 Drew Yeah, you could, but there could be a little withdrawal, funny business, a little dizziness or funny feelings. But you can stop it rather quickly.

1:36:59 Adam Alright, it's sad, but sometimes your parents drop the ball and you gotta take over.

1:37:04 Drew Well, yeah, you're 16 now, you got a relationship with a doctor, that is your business, your mom is giving you bad advice, she really is not able to sort of admit.

1:37:11 Ricky Paull Goldin She doesn't understand it. I remember being 16 and being scared though. I wouldn't have called the doctor and asked for my own prescription.

1:37:17 Drew That's right. But you need to. You need to go in and be seen regularly.

1:37:20 Adam Alright, oops, I didn't mean to do that. Jay? Jay? Yes? Oh, you idiot. I was going to talk to you, but forget it. The radio cranked up. We're plumb out of show here. Jackie?

1:37:33 Caller Yes?

1:37:33 Adam Your 18 abusive ex-boyfriend keeps calling you? How to get rid of him? Stop answering the phone.

1:37:40 Caller What?

1:37:42 Adam Call block. Call ID. Call block and call whatever and just don't talk to him anymore. You can have no contact with him.

1:37:47 Caller Well, it's not like that, really.

1:37:49 Adam Well, good.

1:37:50 Caller It's just the fact that we have an abusive relationship, but then we like, we're just friends.

1:37:56 Adam Yeah.

1:37:57 Drew This is your fault.

1:37:57 Adam Break up then you get away from him. Get out of it. It's your fault. Not your fault that he's abusive. It's your fault that it's continuing.

1:38:04 Drew You hang out with the guy.

1:38:05 Caller Well, yeah. Well, it's like...

1:38:07 Adam Last time. Stay in it.

1:38:10 Drew Enjoy.

1:38:10 Adam Good luck to you. Enjoy. We'll be back.

1:38:18 Drew Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:38:51 Adam Well, that's it. I want to thank Ricky Paul Goldin for coming in here from The Young and The Restless.

1:38:56 Ricky Paull Goldin Thank you, Adam.

1:38:57 Adam You and the show.

1:38:58 Ricky Paull Goldin Thank you, Dr. Drew.

1:38:59 Adam Much success.

1:39:01 Drew flytv.net.

1:39:02 Ricky Paull Goldin flytv.net. The network on the net.

1:39:05 Adam Punch that up, you kiddies that are up late with the computer going. Filter tomorrow night, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:39:13 Caller Twinkie hole, baby.

1:39:16 Adam Well now.

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