Episode 1000754887798

0:55 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:58 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:02 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:04 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:06 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:08 Voiceover Loveline.

1:10 Voiceover Indeed, the number is 1-800-LOVE-191. This is Dr. Drew. I'm here with Jimmy Kimmel, sitting in for Adam Corolla, who was...

1:16 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel A punk. He's a punk.

1:17 We're all... We're here with Korn.

1:20 Drew And did you guys expect Adam?

1:22 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It's all right. We know Adam.

1:24 Drew He's a big star now. We know that.

1:26 They don't want to make me feel bad.

1:27 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel He got two big first bitches.

1:29 Drew He did the big billboard awards. He actually did a pretty good job.

1:32 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, he was good. I mean, what, Kathy and Jimmy were hosting that thing? Who was that? The girl on, what, Caroline... Suddenly Susan.

1:40 Drew Suddenly Susan. Kathy Griffin.

1:42 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, Kathy.

1:42 Drew Adam's friend from way, way back.

1:44 Jimmy Kimmel Everyone listen to me.

1:45 Drew They were. So Korn is here. What's going on?

1:48 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Nothing. We're kicking back. You're starting to come in and see you guys.

1:51 Drew We appreciate it. The tour is starting in Florida, Lakeland on February 18th.

1:55 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yes.

1:56 Drew Going for two months.

1:57 Adam Now these are a bunch of alligators. Yeah.

2:00 Jimmy Kimmel Lakeland, that's not a nice place.

2:02 Adam We've been there before. Yeah.

2:04 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It's really like, it's not that bad.

2:05 Adam It's like Bakersfield, but like a swamp around it.

2:07 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. Yeah.

2:08 Adam Yeah.

2:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel There's more things to be angry at there.

2:10 Jimmy Kimmel Drew says, it's not that bad.

2:11 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. It's like Bakersfield, but yeah, it's not that bad.

2:16 Jimmy Kimmel It's like Bakersfield with really unpleasant weather.

2:20 Drew And alligators.

2:21 Jimmy Kimmel No, I lived there for a year. Yeah. I didn't like it.

2:23 Drew Where did you live?

2:24 Jimmy Kimmel I lived in Tampa, actually.

2:25 Drew Well, it's right nearby.

2:26 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. It's not a good place. Not at all.

2:30 Drew Again, it's Emmy award-winning Jimmy Kimmel from Win Ben Stein's Money and the Man Show.

2:35 Jimmy Kimmel Which will be on later tonight if people want to turn on the radio.

2:38 Adam Is it He-Man or just Manning?

2:39 Jimmy Kimmel It's just Manning. Look at me for a second.

2:41 Drew You've never seen the Man Show?

2:43 Adam Guys? Did that work?

2:44 Drew No.

2:45 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No.

2:45 Adam It says cough right there.

2:46 Drew That's his button. Yours is over here.

2:47 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh.

2:51 Adam But he bleeds into my mic, so it doesn't matter. I need plexiglass.

2:55 Drew Anything you guys want to talk about tonight?

2:58 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Everybody has issues, do you?

2:59 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

3:00 Adam I just want to know.

3:01 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I just want to hear some good issues tonight. I know you guys. I got them all here.

3:03 Drew Let's go right to it. Corey is 17. Corey.

3:06 Yeah. How you guys doing? My girlfriend works at a department store and she just got a job like two weeks ago and there was a guy that she worked with that was in training with her. And after work one night she walked out to her car and he was sitting in her car naked and broke into her car. She had no clue that he was there. And she sat down and looked over and he was sitting there with his pants off and she said get out of my car and told me two days later.

3:36 Jimmy Kimmel Did he get out of the car?

3:37 Yeah, he got out of the car and said he was sorry and that was it.

3:40 Drew Who told you two days later?

3:42 My girlfriend did and she didn't do anything about it.

3:45 Jimmy Kimmel What kind of seats does she have? Was that the cloth? Because that could really mess it up, you know?

3:50 Adam Was it sheepskin?

3:51 Jimmy Kimmel This guy is sort of a whack job.

3:54 I was going to go up there and talk to him but she threw a huge fit and...

3:58 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, you mean he continued working alongside her?

4:01 Adam Yeah. She don't want you to talk to him?

4:03 Yeah, she doesn't want me to go up there. She doesn't want me to do a thing.

4:06 Drew Has she talked to her managers?

4:08 No, she didn't say anything.

4:09 Adam Maybe she doesn't have her story straight with him yet.

4:11 Well, the thing that I'm... When she was in seventh grade, she had a guy stick a hockey stick up her shorts.

4:17 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

4:17 She filed sexual harassment and everything for it.

4:20 Drew Well, that sounds like it is sexual harassment.

4:22 Jimmy Kimmel You get a penalty for that. You definitely get put in the box.

4:25 It's kind of odd that she's going to do that.

4:26 Jimmy Kimmel Or vice versa.

4:27 And then won't do anything about this guy that's broke into her car and was sitting there naked.

4:32 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. Well, you know, it's funny. Some people have a real tolerance for humiliation. Like me, I remember I was in high school once, and my nose started running during a test, and I had no tissue. So I blew my nose on the test. And I just said, you know what? I'm not turning this test in Coverwood Snot. I just got up and left class and went home. I was too embarrassed to have that go on. This guy could actually sit in her car with his pants down. It's amazing that he got out.

5:00 Adam Was he hung?

5:01 He only knew her for two weeks.

5:02 Adam Was he hung?

5:03 Drew What do you want us to do, Cory?

5:04 I'm just wondering what I should do as a boyfriend.

5:07 Adam Talk to the guy. You got to talk to him.

5:10 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, man.

5:11 Adam I'm the doctor here.

5:12 Drew Yeah, and I think perhaps you need to talk to her, too, about taking this very seriously because you really don't know where this guy is going with this. You know, you never know with people.

5:22 That's wild.

5:23 Adam And it's a wild thing.

5:24 Drew It's a wild behavior. And it's breaking and entering of some kind.

5:26 Jimmy Kimmel She let the guy get away with this.

5:28 Yeah.

5:28 Jimmy Kimmel Who knows what could happen the next time?

5:30 Adam Whatever. Whatever.

5:31 Drew Susie 16.

5:33 Oh, hi. Oh, my God. Is Jonathan?

5:36 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

5:38 OK, I'm like freaking out here. I love you so much. And everyone. Oh, my God. All right.

5:43 Adam What about me? Can you feel these ears?

5:45 Oh, my God. You don't do OK all day today.

5:49 I swear to God, if I didn't talk to you, I would have killed myself.

5:52 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Why would you do something like that?

5:54 Jimmy Kimmel What's going to happen tomorrow? You better give her your number.

5:58 Adam Why I hear a gun in the background. You got like a pop up fully back here.

6:02 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

6:02 No, I won't. Oh, I just want to say I love you guys.

6:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Thank you very much.

6:07 Three times and I passed out all three times.

6:10 Drew Susie, you hyperventilated so much.

6:13 Yeah. Oh my God.

6:14 You got.

6:15 Drew Susie, you're on the radio.

6:17 I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

6:19 Well, okay. I just want to say you guys are really hot.

6:22 Is that it? No, no. Hold on. I want to say hi to Leslie and Pete.

6:26 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Shout out.

6:27 Drew Yes. You're done?

6:29 Yes. I love you.

6:31 Drew All right, Susie.

6:31 Thank you.

6:32 Jimmy Kimmel If she was older, I'd ask if they'd let you put a hockey stick in. You know what I'm saying?

6:37 Drew Jennifer 22. Jennifer. Hello.

6:39 Adam Happy Gilmore guy.

6:40 Drew We're here with Jonathan and Fieldy from Korn. Hi, guys.

6:42 Adam Hi.

6:43 I just want to say I love you guys.

6:44 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Thank you.

6:45 I have a question.

6:48 I've had kinky sex before, but my boyfriend wants to know why, or he wants me to use Saran Wrap, and I don't understand why.

6:54 Drew Neither do I.

6:55 Why? Is this what you know?

6:58 Jimmy Kimmel Maybe he wants you to wrap yourself up in Saran Wrap?

7:01 What is this whole Saran Wrap thing?

7:02 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It keeps it fresh.

7:04 Jimmy Kimmel It keeps it fresh, right?

7:04 It keeps it fresh.

7:06 Adam It's like a big condom.

7:08 But do you use it?

7:09 I mean, in what way do you use it?

7:10 Jimmy Kimmel I think you wrap it around your body in lieu of clothes.

7:13 Adam That way when you're done doing the deed, then you can lose a couple of pounds.

7:17 Drew That's never safe to me.

7:19 Jimmy Kimmel It couldn't hurt, right?

7:20 So that's the whole.

7:21 Adam Well, you hit it with a fork, like a baked potato.

7:24 Jimmy Kimmel Nothing's going to happen. You can't even keep that stuff on a Tupperware bowl.

7:27 Drew Is this something, have you suggested this to somebody?

7:30 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Have I? Oh, I've done it before.

7:32 You've done it before? Uh-huh.

7:34 Jimmy Kimmel You've been in a Saran Wrap?

7:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Why, guy? Why, guy?

7:37 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Saran Wrap? Yeah. It's just a form of kinky bondage kind of thing. It just, you wrap up like a mummy, like a cocoon.

7:43 Do you put it in your body?

7:44 Adam Do you wrap everything?

7:45 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, you don't put it in your body.

7:46 Adam How do you get at the person?

7:47 Wait, wait.

7:48 Drew How do you get at the person if they're in Saran Wrap?

7:49 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Well, you got to leave the, whatever, the, what do you call it? The unit? Exposed.

7:56 Drew The man in Saran Wrap?

7:58 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, the man in Saran Wrap. Or you can Saran Wrap the woman.

8:00 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, the woman, because sometimes in Cosmo or something, they'll say like ten ways to turn your guy on.

8:05 Drew Saran Wrap?

8:06 But Jonathan, what's your unit? Do you mean your?

8:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Member.

8:09 Drew Jonathan, Jonathan, why are you so serious about this?

8:12 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I'm very serious about this. I like this immensely.

8:14 Big penis.

8:18 Jimmy Kimmel That doesn't sound like it's going to hurt, right?

8:20 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It doesn't hurt.

8:20 Jimmy Kimmel Ask him what he means by the Saran Wrap.

8:23 Adam You got a button for a cop, but what about this?

8:25 Drew He means Saran Wrap.

8:26 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Saran Wrap. It's good.

8:28 You need a burp button, too.

8:29 Adam You have a burp button in here.

8:30 Drew Korn, number is LOVE191. I'm Dr. Drew, Jimmy Kimmel sitting in front of Carolla. Hey, I need help from my listeners. No, I do. I need them all to, if they have a computer, to log on to www.DrDrew, smallcasedrdrew.com. D-R-Drew, right? Yeah, D-R-D-R-E-W. We need, hang on, if Jessica has a computer. We need money. And you need a register. No, you need money. It's free. You got to register for me because we need your support in order to make this thing stay afloat. It's a very interesting place with lots of information. Anything we talk about here, you can find more information on drdrew.com. And we're linked with the National Institute of Health. We have a series of video shows.

9:05 Jimmy Kimmel The Saran Wrap thing?

9:06 Drew I had Ali Sheedy. Ali, Ali.

9:08 Jimmy Kimmel McBeal?

9:09 Drew No, the Doritos girl.

9:11 Jimmy Kimmel Muhammad Ali? Oh, Ali.

9:13 Adam Ali 98 Degrees?

9:14 Jimmy Kimmel Ali, not Ali McGraw. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know.

9:18 Drew And Mario Lopez from Save by the Bell? They're dating. I swear they're going to get married.

9:22 Jimmy Kimmel No, they're not dating.

9:24 Drew They are like the-

9:24 Jimmy Kimmel You know that girl, Ali Landry? The one that did the splits in the Doritos commercial. She's dating a goddamn Save by the Bell guy.

9:32 Drew They are the same person.

9:33 Adam Isn't it?

9:34 Drew They are the same person. I swear to God.

9:35 Adam Which guy is it? Screech? Mario.

9:37 Jimmy Kimmel Might as well be.

9:38 Drew The specific blue guy.

9:39 Jimmy Kimmel No, the less familiar one.

9:40 Adam Let's go with that.

9:41 Drew He's on Pacific.

9:42 Adam Oh, I didn't put him mute.

9:43 Drew They are good guys. They are like a super race. The two of them.

9:48 Jimmy Kimmel I'm going to wrap my head in saran wrap.

9:51 Drew Alright, again, please log on and register. It's www.drdrew.com.

9:56 Jimmy Kimmel That's an outrage.

9:57 Drew Jessica, what's going on?

9:58 Hello?

9:58 Drew Hi, Jessica.

9:59 Hi.

10:00 I can't believe I got on. But anyways, Korn, I love you guys so much.

10:05 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Thank you.

10:06 You've been there for me since 95.

10:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You're an old time fan.

10:09 Yep. And you're 75% the reason why I didn't commit suicide two years ago.

10:15 Adam Wow.

10:15 Jimmy Kimmel You guys are saving a lot of lives tonight.

10:17 Drew What was the other 25%?

10:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Good.

10:19 I didn't want to die a virgin.

10:22 Adam So what happens when you're not a virgin anymore? Is it time to die?

10:25 Huh?

10:26 Adam When you're not a virgin anymore, is it time to die?

10:28 I can really hear you.

10:30 Drew No, don't.

10:30 Don't.

10:32 Drew Don't mess with her.

10:32 Never mind.

10:33 Adam Sorry.

10:34 Drew Just tell her it's good that she listens.

10:35 Adam Tell her buck up, little soldier.

10:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hey!

10:38 I have a pacemaker, and I was wondering because I was like really depressed two years ago, and I went into Charleau Hospital for five days, and they wanted to put me on depression medication, but my mom said no because it would like mess with my pacemaker.

10:54 Drew No, it would not mess with your pacemaker.

10:56 It wouldn't?

10:56 Drew Especially these days. There's so many different antidepressant medicines that would have essentially no effect on your heart. Are you on any other medication for your heart?

11:04 No, not right now. I was taking St. John's Wort for a little while, but it didn't help much.

11:12 Drew St. John's Wort is the same chemical idea as other antidepressants, so if she's okay with you taking those, she should be okay with taking ones that actually have been studied scientifically and aren't known to have side effects like that. Did you have congenital heart block or something?

11:26 Yeah, my heartbeat was only forty.

11:28 Drew When you were born?

11:30 I'm not sure.

11:31 Drew Did your mom have lupus?

11:33 I don't think so.

11:34 Drew That's sort of a common problem, but I have to say, the most common defect.

11:38 Jimmy Kimmel You got some fan base here, fellas.

11:40 Adam We saved your lives.

11:42 Drew Is that it, Jessica? Huh? Here's the deal. You had a life-threatening illness. You almost died of depression. If it weren't for Korn, you would have died, right? 75% of the reason she survived is because of Korn, and your mom does not really let you take medication that could be life-saving for you.

11:56 Jimmy Kimmel You guys better keep making albums and never retire because as soon as you do, get it for Jessica.

12:03 Hi. Korn Johnson. Yeah. I want to say my best friend, she loves you so much. Right on. The whole band.

12:10 Adam Thanks for the coffee.

12:11 Yeah. My friend, his name is Jacob. He's in the band Commodore. He wanted to say what's up and thanks for visiting his website. Oh, right on. Dr. Drew, my neighbor, he got this girl pregnant. Well, he's not sure if it's his baby or not.

12:30 Jimmy Kimmel If he got her pregnant, it's his.

12:31 I mean, no. There's two guys. It's a possibility of two guys. Him and some other guy. I don't know who he is. He's not sure if it's his baby or not. And the girl wants to have a blood test. But the girl is like, she's afraid to, I don't know, she supposedly doesn't want to take blood from the little baby. I want to know, is there any way it could affect the baby?

12:55 Drew Taking blood?

12:55 Yeah.

12:56 Drew No.

12:57 No?

12:58 Drew They take blood from babies all the time. Yeah, automatically.

13:00 She wants to take blood when he's a year old, when the baby's a year old.

13:04 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, she wants him to pay her for a year and then find out it's not his.

13:08 Drew Amanda, 13.

13:10 Caller Hello?

13:10 Drew Hi, Amanda.

13:11 Caller Hi, is Jonathan there?

13:13 Drew Yeah, hi.

13:14 Caller Hi. Okay, I just want to say how much I totally love you and your whole band and how much you guys are totally my idols and your band has just done so much for me and you totally changed my life and like with all the crap that I've been through and everything that I go through every day and I just think about you and everything that you've gone through and everything that your whole band has done.

13:37 Drew And everything and everything.

13:38 Jimmy Kimmel Do you think you would have killed yourself if it wasn't for Korn?

13:42 Caller Something like that.

13:44 Jimmy Kimmel Wow, you guys really have devoted fans. The world population would be cutting a half if it wasn't for you guys.

13:51 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It's really shocking. It just trips me out that people really take our band like that. It's something special I guess.

13:58 Adam Yeah.

13:58 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It does trip me out.

13:59 Adam Yeah.

14:00 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I think we trip out on it.

14:02 Caller You guys have just helped me stay so strong and everything. And I just want to know how long Jonathan was in his first band before he got into Korn.

14:10 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I was in there for about, I don't know, four months, five months.

14:14 Drew What was your first band?

14:15 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Some stupid band in Bakersfield.

14:17 Adam You don't want to say. Sex Art.

14:19 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh, it was a band called Sex Art. And actually it was me and these other guys. And actually the guitar player for Orgy, Ryan Schuck was in my first band.

14:26 Adam Jonathan and the guitar player for Orgy, they kind of co-wrote the song Blind. And then we kind of changed it to Our Way or whatever.

14:33 Drew I didn't realize Bakersfield was such an artistic hotbed.

14:36 Adam Hey, we're coming up. It's not just Buck Owens anymore.

14:38 Drew Seattle, now it's Bakersfield.

14:40 Jimmy Kimmel Not just a stop on the way to the Kern River. No, anymore.

14:43 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel A bunch of angry people at Bakersfield.

14:47 Drew I'm stuck living in Bakersfield. Brock, 21.

14:51 Adam Hi, Monkey.

14:52 Drew Brock.

14:53 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hi, David.

14:54 Drew Brock.

14:54 Hi, Head.

14:56 Drew Brock.

14:57 Caller Yeah.

14:58 Drew You may go right ahead.

15:00 Caller Hey, Korn, what's up?

15:01 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel What's up?

15:02 Caller I just got a little story for you. I was on a political chat zone the other day on the Internet. There was a bunch of old fogies doing all this stuff. And I told them that, Eddie, have you checked out the new Korn CD at Rocks? And they came back and said, I don't normally use such harsh verbiage, you idiot. What age are you, like 15 to 17 years old?

15:26 Adam What verbiage? What did he say?

15:27 Drew We're not following Brock. What's the deal?

15:30 Caller He said he doesn't use such harsh verbiage. Verbiage.

15:34 Drew Hey, Stoner, let's get to the question here. What's going on? What's going on, Brock?

15:39 Caller I was in a medical ethics class the other day.

15:42 Adam Wow.

15:43 Drew I figured we'd get it out of him.

15:46 Caller And they presented the morning after pill as an abortion pill.

15:52 Drew Well, it's interesting that it's an ethics class, not a physiology class.

15:57 It is a physiology class.

15:58 Drew Well, they need to read the science.

16:00 Caller I was just wondering where I could get information.

16:02 Drew The New England Journal has done three different reviews on the emergency contraception in the last three years.

16:08 Jimmy Kimmel That's three years. The 7-Eleven?

16:09 Drew No, just go to the library, go to the index medicus, go to the National Institute of Health, go to my website, go to the National Institute of Health, and just look up the morning after pill. There's a Medline search there through the National Institute of Health, at my office, at my website.

16:22 Jimmy Kimmel No wonder you need people to log on to this thing. The first answer is not go to the New England Journal of Medicine, go to the website, drdrew.com.

16:29 Drew Log on to NIH, then go to the Medline search and look up emergency contraception. You'll find publications. There is a question about whether it might cause an abortion. That is a question that is still slightly open, but there's also a question about whether the regular birth control pill does that. The fact is the effectiveness of the pill correlates to the morning after pill and the other pill, for that matter, its effectiveness correlates with the suppression of the luteinizing hormone surge. And that is what causes ovulation. So there is no ovulation.

17:03 Caller Yeah, there is no ovulation from the...

17:05 Drew So if there is no ovulation, there can't be an abortion.

17:07 Caller Yeah, the presence of the progesterone and estrogen, right?

17:10 Drew Yeah, it suppresses ovulation, so there is never any conception.

17:13 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel There is nothing there.

17:14 Yeah, nothing.

17:17 Caller That's nice.

17:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That's a good pill.

17:18 Drew That's an Emmy award-winning Jimmy Kimmel.

17:21 How does that sound?

17:22 Caller That's a man show.

17:23 Drew You do?

17:24 Yeah.

17:25 Drew All right. How was Ben Stein today, by the way?

17:27 Jimmy Kimmel Ben was fine. Ben is now taking a liking to you, Drew.

17:29 Drew Oh, really? We're okay now?

17:30 Jimmy Kimmel Ben Stein did not like Dr. Drew. I don't know. I guess he's been watching you or something.

17:34 Drew Oh, is that right? I don't know what happened. I told him it was bad for paddling.

17:37 Jimmy Kimmel Maybe he's just softening up.

17:38 Drew I told him it was bad for paddling his kids.

17:40 Jimmy Kimmel He didn't say paddling. Right.

17:43 Drew Socking. Socking.

17:45 Jimmy Kimmel Just punching them in the head.

17:47 Drew That's not good. Marguerite 20.

17:49 Yeah. I have a question. Hi, Dr. Drew. Hi, Korn. Hi, others.

17:56 Jimmy Kimmel Thank you.

17:57 I meet guys. I go to college here in Fresno, California and I meet guys all the time through friends or in classes. At first, they're really nice to me and it's like I attract weird guys. So at first when I meet these guys, they're really nice to me and later on if a friendship or whatever develops, it's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. They suddenly start turning really weird. But just to me, they start getting mean or possessive even if I'm not dating them.

18:23 Drew But in their mind, there is something going on probably.

18:26 Yeah, which is very weird because I don't even know how to flirt and I've never really dated a guy.

18:33 Drew Gentlemen?

18:35 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Your picker's missed out.

18:37 Drew You understand what Jonathan is saying?

18:38 Uh-uh.

18:39 Drew That you're not picking the right kind of guy. Your radar is messed up.

18:43 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, I have that same problem so I can relate.

18:46 Drew What happened?

18:47 Jimmy Kimmel Pickin up guys?

18:48 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, with guys. With guys? Yeah, I always picked the wrong guys.

18:52 I was introduced by, one of my friends introduced me to this one boy. And I mean, he was, he looked really nice and everybody loved him. Like, he dressed nice and he was, I don't know if you want to stay prepped because I'm totally not into preppy guys. But I mean, he dressed really nice and had a nice personality.

19:05 Jimmy Kimmel Those are the ones you got to watch out for.

19:07 Like, Korn's adults, like my parents, loved him and everybody who knows him thinks that he is the bee's knees. And when we started dating, like we never even kissed and he never made it. Well, we never said we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but we were dating.

19:22 Jimmy Kimmel And you never kissed, huh?

19:24 No.

19:24 Jimmy Kimmel No wonder you got kissed.

19:26 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Psycho.

19:26 Any guy.

19:28 Jimmy Kimmel You've never kissed any guy and you're 20 years old?

19:30 Drew Yeah.

19:32 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Fresno.

19:32 Jimmy Kimmel You say you attract abusive bad boys. No wonder they get abusive. How long do you go out with them without ever even kissing them?

19:38 Drew She doesn't go out. She makes them her friends or concubines.

19:42 I'm like their friend.

19:43 Drew Yeah, but I think you're sort of teasing.

19:45 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You're a tease.

19:47 No.

19:47 Drew Well, maybe not intentionally, but I think.

19:49 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Not intentionally, but that kind of pisses a guy off.

19:52 Drew Yeah.

19:52 Jimmy Kimmel Sure. It's frustrating.

19:54 I read books and I'm nice and I'm smart.

19:56 Jimmy Kimmel Stop reading. We'll start watching more TV.

19:57 Drew Stop being nice. They're interpreting nice as I'm going to have a relationship.

20:01 Oh, OK.

20:02 Drew OK. And then when you don't close the deal, they get frustrated and angry.

20:07 Jimmy Kimmel Or even.

20:08 That's the creepy thing. They never come right out and say, can I date you? Because then probably I'd give them an answer.

20:12 Drew Yeah, but you choose those kinds of guys.

20:13 Jimmy Kimmel That's not how humans work anyway.

20:15 What are you doing with your life and whatever? And they'll call me and talk on the phone for a long time.

20:23 Drew All right. When they ask you about the interpretation, do you have a boyfriend? The balloon above their head is, I want to be your boyfriend. And I'm checking to see if you have a boyfriend.

20:33 Jimmy Kimmel Does that surprise you?

20:35 Yeah.

20:36 Jimmy Kimmel Why do you think they want to know otherwise?

20:39 I don't know. I really don't know.

20:42 I never thought about that before.

20:43 Drew Why are you so clueless about men? What happened? What caused you to sort of not learn or be open to seeing men as they are?

20:50 I don't know. I...

20:52 Drew Dada. Yeah. What about Dada?

20:54 Huh? Well, when I was from when I was 7 to 14, we were abused.

21:02 Drew In what way?

21:03 Sexually and emotionally.

21:05 Drew All right. Who did that? Who did that to you?

21:07 My dad.

21:07 Drew All right. So Fieldy was right.

21:10 Well, then when I was...

21:11 Adam It wasn't me.

21:13 Then when I was in like my 9th grade year, I had a best friend ever since we were like... Well, actually it was my 10th grade year, but ever since we were like in 7th grade. And then our 10th grade year, well, it wasn't quite resonant, but I mean like we never slept together, like but we kissed.

21:30 Drew All right. So you've been confused about your sexual orientation.

21:33 Yeah.

21:33 Drew You don't really get what guys are all about. You don't read people. You don't acknowledge people's feelings and you have difficulty trusting and getting close to people. And of course you would have been sexually and physically abused, made of 7 to 14 by your own father. You got to deal with that Maria. It's going to haunt your relationships forever. And God knows this is the best possible scenario you could have given the history you've had. If you were not closing relationships with guys, you would be going after guys that in fact were abusive to try to make right what had happened to you for all those years.

22:02 Jimmy Kimmel Usually it goes the other way. They start having sex with a lot of people.

22:04 Drew It goes one way or the other. They either completely close down or they go back and forth. And neither is real.

22:10 Adam It's a no-win situation. Go date girls.

22:12 Drew Get some help? Yeah.

22:14 Jimmy Kimmel And send us a picture.

22:15 Drew Jonathan and Fieldy from Carter here. Jimmy Kimmel from Emmy Award-winning Jimmy Kimmel from Winston and Ben Stein's Money is here sitting in for Adam Corolla, the host of the Billboard Awards tonight. I'm Dr. Drew and I'm begging you to sign on and register at my website tonight because we need traffic and we need some help.

22:30 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, but Drew, I told you, people worry if they sign on, they think if they sign on that you're going to know stuff about what they're looking at.

22:37 Drew No, you tell them that you know, we can sign on and register and it's just a way of helping us track the behavior of what people do so we know what they like. We're not going to look into what you're doing or what you're saying or anything.

22:50 Jimmy Kimmel Because, for instance, the shocking admission that I'd had crabs I made on the air last night got around and I probably shouldn't have said anything.

22:57 Drew It got around, it was on the web.

22:58 Jimmy Kimmel It was on the web?

22:59 Drew Yeah.

22:59 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, for Christ's sake. How did it get on the web?

23:01 Drew I'll tell you about it.

23:02 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, it was on the radio.

23:03 Drew We'll be back in a minute. It's Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I'm Dr. Drew. Adam Corolla is away. He's hosting the Billboard Awards in Las Vegas. Jimmy Kimmel, Emmy Award winning Jimmy Kimmel. His coroner is here, Jonathan Fieldy, and Jimmy was regaling us with stories of Lou Stuhl in the break.

23:55 Adam He was eating those wild Doritos.

23:57 Jimmy Kimmel Something really embarrassing happened to me on Saturday, actually. I was recording a tape of the fit for the man show. I happened to be wearing white pants. And I had some intestinal distress. And I started to make my way to the bathroom, walking casually through Universal Studios. And then I started kind of jogging a little. And then I was running as fast as I can. And let's just say I didn't make it. And it was ugly. Crap this pants.

24:26 Drew White pants.

24:27 Yeah, white pants.

24:29 Drew I'm proud of you, Jimmy.

24:31 Jimmy Kimmel I think I have great timing.

24:32 Sicko.

24:33 Drew Good job.

24:33 Jimmy Kimmel By the way, the match is on in three minutes.

24:35 Drew Eric, 14, question for Korn. Eric?

24:37 Yeah. Korn? Yeah. Your song Dead Bodies Everywhere really means a lot to me.

24:44 Jimmy Kimmel Especially Christmas time.

24:46 Yeah. You guys are like totally my favorite band ever, dude. Thank you. And right now, my heart is like pounding about a bit just because I'm talking to you.

24:59 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel All right, Eric, here we are.

25:00 Jimmy Kimmel A little nasal spray might not be hurt.

25:04 So what's your answer? What do you mean by that song, John?

25:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel What? Dead Bodies Everywhere?

25:08 Jimmy Kimmel He means don't kill anyone, right?

25:11 That's right.

25:11 Jimmy Kimmel That's the basic message of the song. Never, ever kill anyone.

25:14 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Don't kill anyone.

25:15 Adam Because there will be dead bodies everywhere.

25:17 Yeah, right.

25:17 Jimmy Kimmel And it ruins the carpeting. It can really be a mess. People don't, you know, people don't realize, people have to clean that stuff up.

25:22 Adam You don't have to say bye on radio, huh?

25:24 Drew Rob 24. Hey, Rob.

25:28 I've got a big situation that I don't know if I'm blind at or what. So, trying to make a long story short, I've been dating this girl for two years. A couple months after we got together, she had cheated on me. She told me about it. And I thought about it, I stayed with her. Well, several months later she told me she got raped. I went out to the guy and she stopped me from pursuing it. And two days later she was over at his house. And I did...

26:03 Jimmy Kimmel He must have done a good job.

26:05 Excuse me?

26:07 Jimmy Kimmel Well, what do you think you should do?

26:09 Well, I don't want to tell her that she didn't get raped. I mean, she said that she was over there helping me.

26:17 Drew Well, he was lying, guys. She was over there doing what?

26:21 She said that she was helping me out. He was sick, so...

26:24 Drew What the hell difference does it make at this point, Rob? Really, hand-running is on the wall.

26:28 I understand that.

26:29 Jimmy Kimmel Well, she intends to just penis during the rape.

26:32 Drew What?

26:33 I really care about her.

26:34 Drew I'm sure you do, but this is not a good situation.

26:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That's not good for you, man.

26:37 And the situation gets worse.

26:40 Adam Put the hand on the button.

26:41 I'd stay together, and, well, see, we kind of split up a little bit, and she slept with somebody else.

26:51 Drew Well, another guy. Did he rape her, too?

26:53 No, supposedly.

26:55 Drew Of course.

26:56 Jimmy Kimmel He slipped into it.

26:58 Drew Did he rape her?

27:00 Adam Did you rape her?

27:01 Excuse me?

27:02 Adam Did you rape her?

27:02 Did I rape her? No.

27:05 Jimmy Kimmel Who knows if she's a balance people?

27:07 Well, we tried to work things out and everything. Well, this past summer, I was told that she was teetering on me, and I split up with her. Well, two weeks later, she told me she was pregnant.

27:21 Drew With?

27:23 Jimmy Kimmel A baby, Drew.

27:24 Drew No, with something from him or something from somebody else.

27:27 She says it's mine, but I don't really know because the time that she was supposed to be teetering on me was when she got pregnant.

27:36 Drew Are you using any kind of contraception?

27:38 No.

27:39 Drew How come?

27:41 We've been together for two years.

27:42 Jimmy Kimmel Because you wanted to get her pregnant?

27:43 Adam Yeah, but she's cheating with the whole city, though.

27:45 I did not want to get her pregnant.

27:46 Drew Well, then why weren't you using contraception?

27:50 She was on the pill, and evidently she missed the pill.

27:52 Jimmy Kimmel That counts as a contraceptive, doesn't it?

27:54 Well, okay, I'm sorry. She was taking the pill.

27:57 Drew And by the way, God knows what kind of risk she's putting you at in terms of other STDs.

28:02 Jimmy Kimmel Hey, listen, obviously you're going to have to wait till the baby's born to figure out whose kid it is, but you want to be a loser, some loser guy that whose girlfriend is screwing around on him every three weeks and you just keep looking the other way. I mean, is that how you want to be known?

28:19 Drew Well, that's how we know him.

28:20 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, that's how we know him. That's how everybody he knows knows him.

28:23 Drew Yeah, he's got to have enough esteem. First of all, not want so badly to fix somebody. This is a fix it case, his girlfriend. And secondly, not idealize her, not sort of connect with something that's not really there.

28:37 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, you gotta get mad at her at some point, don't you?

28:39 Drew You gotta have enough esteem to move on.

28:41 Why am I such a loser?

28:43 Drew Nicole 16, you're here with Korn, what's going on?

28:47 Oh my God, I got through. Hi.

28:49 Adam Hello?

28:50 Jimmy Kimmel You win, you're caller 15.

28:53 Oh my God.

28:54 Adam You win a free Korn issue CD.

28:56 Drew It's a radio show, you gotta speak or I'm hanging up on you. Ready?

28:59 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dan.

29:01 I wanna talk to Dan.

29:02 Hi.

29:03 Drew Yeah, he's here.

29:04 Oh my God, I love you.

29:05 Drew Love you too, girl.

29:06 No, I love you.

29:08 Jimmy Kimmel She really loves you.

29:09 Adam It's like some Backstreet Boys.

29:10 Jimmy Kimmel Let me ask you a question.

29:11 It must be a poem that I wrote.

29:13 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, a poem.

29:14 Please, please.

29:14 Drew All right, make it snappy.

29:16 Jimmy Kimmel What do you think, Jonathan? Sure.

29:18 Oh my God.

29:18 Drew Here we go.

29:19 I'm sorry. Please don't hang up on me. Okay, I'm gonna read it. Okay, it's called, I don't know what it's called, but here it is. All right, be quiet, I'm gonna read it. All right. Falling deep in a depression, slowly. Oh no. No, listen, slowly. Swallowing me like a sea of pity. Feeling your soul, it burns me like, it burns my flesh, somehow killing my pain. Blind tears of nothing, still drowning me in this depression. Feeling your fear, the only thing that's warm, comforting me, staining me with your anguish. Okay, hang on.

29:54 Adam Page two?

29:55 Huh?

29:56 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Is this page two? Turn to page.

29:57 No, no, no, no, I'm trying to catch my breath because I'm like dying. Okay, fighting for life, I'm forever bleeding, forever waiting. My only source of life, regenerating in your power. Do you ever know I'm alive? Swallowing in my pain, swallowing all my pain, reaching for your energy, my troubled eyes look deep in for love. To grab your soul and never let go, because I love you. Okay.

30:21 Jimmy Kimmel Did you write that on your Hello Kitty notepad?

30:24 Drew Nicole, I hope those aren't your real feelings.

30:26 No, it's not over yet.

30:28 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, yes, it is.

30:30 No, listen, it's not. And in the end.

30:32 Drew Mama.

30:33 Stop it.

30:34 Jimmy Kimmel You're not a cheerleader, are you?

30:35 No.

30:36 Drew Go ahead.

30:37 I'm completely against it.

30:38 Drew Go ahead, go ahead.

30:39 Jimmy Kimmel What a surprise.

30:40 Listen, death.

30:41 Adam Is your hair black?

30:42 Drew Fingernails black.

30:43 Adam Fingernails.

30:44 You guys gonna be quiet?

30:45 Yeah. The love has turned.

30:47 Yeah.

30:49 You get comfortable.

30:50 Death will get us the best in the end. And in death, I will still hear your voice, still loving you, still feeling you. Just remember, please don't ever let us fans go. Now it's over. I didn't tell you.

31:00 Drew Nicole, don't carry those fantasies about anything happening after death. You're not feeling anything.

31:04 I'm not going to. I just wanted to tell them that...

31:07 Drew Are you feeling that way still?

31:08 What?

31:09 Drew That dark depression feeling?

31:11 Well, of course. I mean, I'm a teenager.

31:14 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I think every kid feels like that. I didn't. I did.

31:17 Drew You don't think it's a little over the top?

31:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No.

31:18 I mean, I think it has to do because my dad wasn't there for me and he will never be there for me.

31:23 Drew Why? How come?

31:24 I don't know. I'm not allowed to see him because of the courts because he's very abusive and all that.

31:29 Drew That's why.

31:29 Adam You don't need to see him then. Unless he can change. Get some help.

31:33 Help, yeah.

31:34 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Well, thanks for the poem.

31:36 Jimmy Kimmel Are you in high school?

31:37 Yeah, I'm in high school.

31:38 Jimmy Kimmel I wrote a similar poem about Huey Lewis in the news when I was in high school. Oh, no.

31:43 Adam Did you have white pants on?

31:44 I'm sorry. I can't believe I'm talking to you guys. I've liked you since 94.

31:49 Adam My heart of rock and roll is real.

31:51 Drew We appreciate the poem. We got to go, OK?

31:53 OK.

31:53 Drew We'll hang in there. Bye.

31:55 Jimmy Kimmel That wasn't a bad sound of a poem there.

31:57 Drew No, not bad at all.

31:58 Jimmy Kimmel That's a poem to go.

31:59 Adam John's going to try to hit her out for some lyrics.

32:01 Drew Hey, let's dedicate a song to Nicole, shall we, John?

32:03 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

32:03 Drew OK. How about Falling Away From Me?

32:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, that's a good one.

32:07 Drew Let's go for her?

32:07 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

32:08 Drew OK. All right. Korn. That is Korn, oh, falling away from me. It's Loveline, Jimmy Kimmel sitting in for Adam Carolla, I'm Dr. Drew, Jonathan Field to hear from Korn. The number is 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back. All right, welcome back to Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Korn is a guest. Hi. I'm begging people to register at www.drdrews.com. Thank you very much.

37:32 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel www.drdrews.com.

37:32 Jimmy Kimmel Make a picture of the guys from Korn on that, right?

37:35 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yep.

37:35 Drew We're going to link with you guys. And the Emmy Award-winning Jimmy Kimmel from Win Benstein's Money. I somehow choke on the man show.

37:42 Jimmy Kimmel Why is that, Drew? You have some kind of hostility towards the man show?

37:45 Drew No, it's because Adam sits here and just touts, it just gloats about it all night. So to pick up that banner and carry it for him is just too much. I think I'm on this show.

37:56 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, well, what are you doing?

37:57 Drew Why are you crapping on it then?

37:58 Jimmy Kimmel I think you are on this show, yeah.

38:00 Drew Right about now, in fact.

38:01 Whatever.

38:04 Drew Let's go to calls. This is Kelly, 16. Kelly.

38:08 Caller Hello?

38:08 Drew Hey.

38:09 Caller Sorry, I'm on the speakerphone.

38:10 Caller My phone ran out of battery.

38:11 Jimmy Kimmel Sounds pretty good.

38:12 Drew That sounds pretty good.

38:13 Caller Okay.

38:14 Caller Well, first I'd like to say hi to Korn.

38:16 Adam Hi.

38:17 Caller I love you guys so much. You guys are like my favorite band in the world. Totally. Okay, my question is, well, during the summer, I went to a party, and these people took naked pictures of me. And I was spending the night at my friend's house, and I found those pictures in our bed.

38:34 Adam What were you doing naked?

38:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel How'd they do that?

38:37 Adam Why were you naked? Yeah.

38:39 Caller I don't know.

38:40 Adam You don't know? Come on. Why were you naked?

38:42 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Were you jacked up?

38:43 Caller I don't know.

38:44 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You don't remember? Are we drunk or anything?

38:46 Adam You don't even know why you were naked?

38:47 Caller No, not really.

38:48 Adam So for all you know, the guy was taking pictures of you. You'd say it was okay. You don't remember.

38:53 Caller Yeah, exactly.

38:54 Jimmy Kimmel Were you conscious?

38:55 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

38:56 Caller I remember them, but like I don't remember why.

38:59 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

39:00 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Kelly, you said he could.

39:01 Drew Wait a minute. What were you up to?

39:03 Caller Nothing. I was just having fun, I guess.

39:05 Drew Kelly, Kelly, did you have your clothes on?

39:08 Caller It was, I don't know.

39:09 Drew Kelly, Kelly, please. Why did you take your clothes off?

39:13 Caller I don't know.

39:13 Drew Kelly, you're completely out of control of your faculties?

39:17 Caller I guess.

39:18 Caller I don't know.

39:19 Drew Okay, you have no control over anything you do. You don't make any choices on your own. You're a complete whim of some force outside of yourself.

39:29 Caller Okay. Well, anyways.

39:30 Drew No, no. Kelly, that's not okay. Why? If you have no ability to make choices, none, and can't be responsible for any of your actions, why do we even bother talking?

39:41 Caller I don't know.

39:43 Jimmy Kimmel Just don't get naked at parties.

39:45 Caller Okay.

39:45 Caller I'm sorry.

39:46 Drew No, it's not about being sorry. We don't care. We're delighted if you get naked at parties. That's your business. But if it bothers you, you need to do something about it. You're the one that did it. Nobody else did it to you. You need to be taking some responsibility for your actions.

40:00 Caller Yeah. I know.

40:01 Drew All right. That's all.

40:03 Caller Okay. Well, anyways, I don't know why she has them. I don't like if she looks at them. I don't know. But I don't know if I should tell her I saw them or not.

40:15 Jimmy Kimmel You should have taken them is what you should do.

40:16 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, you should.

40:17 Adam Why would you use those?

40:18 Jimmy Kimmel They're pictures of you. Believe me, she'll use them against you. If I had naked pictures of my buddies and I in high school, they go right on whatever the yearbook.

40:26 Adam All over the lockers in the hallway?

40:27 Jimmy Kimmel Absolutely. There's a picture of Adam jacking off actually. What? Yeah. There's a picture of one of his buddies burst in the room. And it's funny because all you can see is like kind of his like head and knee. You see his hand is a blur.

40:42 Adam It's just a blur of a-

40:44 Drew What the hell are you talking about?

40:46 Adam Yeah.

40:46 Jimmy Kimmel There's a picture. Yeah.

40:47 Drew Who's got it?

40:48 Jimmy Kimmel Adam has it. Chris has got it. No, Adam has it. He showed it to me.

40:51 Drew Yeah.

40:51 Jimmy Kimmel There's no, you can't see his penis or anything like that. You just see his hand moving at the speed of light.

40:56 Drew How old is he?

40:57 Jimmy Kimmel Oh man.

40:58 Jimmy Kimmel Probably 25 or something like that. Oh my God.

41:03 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel This is what people do.

41:04 Adam Is he 26 now?

41:05 Caller The people do.

41:06 Jimmy Kimmel Right now.

41:07 Caller I love Schlong.

41:09 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

41:10 Jimmy Kimmel Particularly his aunt. Yeah. So, you know, something like that, you get old with something like that.

41:15 Adam That's gold. Wait a minute.

41:16 Drew At what stage of your relationship did he de-folish you with the-

41:20 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, it was after we'd made love.

41:21 Drew Okay.

41:22 Jimmy Kimmel No, I don't know. It was a couple of years into it. But you know, Adam's not shy about that kind of thing.

41:29 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Check out this picture of me jacking off.

41:30 Jimmy Kimmel I go right for the penis.

41:32 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That's weird. What's up with you two? That's weird.

41:35 Caller That's not normal.

41:36 Jimmy Kimmel We don't have a normal issue, but from a comedy standpoint, you can appreciate it.

41:40 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Something's wrong.

41:40 Adam When you guys like, when you get an erection, do you show each other?

41:44 Jimmy Kimmel Well, only if it's one we're proud of.

41:49 Drew Every time I hear about Adam and his friends' behaviors, I literally just think about visiting the chimpanzee cage. That's exactly.

41:55 Jimmy Kimmel Adam and his friends are just hairless monkeys. That's all they are.

41:57 Drew They're not hairless.

41:58 Jimmy Kimmel They're crapping each other.

41:59 Drew They're crapping each other.

42:00 Jimmy Kimmel I mean relative to monkeys, they're hairless.

42:02 Drew They throw crap.

42:03 Jimmy Kimmel They're touching their genitals in front of each other. It's really horrifying.

42:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It's bizarre. It's like an animal.

42:09 Jimmy Kimmel And he eats a lot of fruit.

42:10 Caller Yeah.

42:11 Caller So what do I do?

42:12 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh, you're still on the phone. Hey.

42:14 Caller Hi.

42:15 Jimmy Kimmel Send them to us. We'll take care of them for you.

42:18 Caller No, thank you.

42:19 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Well, take them.

42:20 Adam At least take the ones that you didn't like.

42:21 Jimmy Kimmel Burn them.

42:22 Drew Yeah, tell her you know she's got them and you want them back.

42:24 Caller But that's embarrassing. I don't want to just.

42:27 Adam You better hurry up before they go on a website or something.

42:29 Jimmy Kimmel What do you mean it's embarrassing? These are pictures of you naked.

42:32 Adam You seen them. If you didn't like them, you would have taken them back.

42:34 Caller But I was so freaked out at the moment.

42:36 Caller I didn't know what to do.

42:38 Drew Well, I think you need to begin taking some responsibility for your actions and your life. Part of that is taking control of this carnage that's out there that you create. I don't know if it's related. If this behavior has been around substances or not, but I suspect it has been. To be in that high degree of denial and to be that out of control is usually a substance issue.

43:03 Jimmy Kimmel You guys are in a band, maybe. But when I was 16, we didn't know girls get naked at parties or anything like that.

43:08 Drew David's 13. What's going on?

43:11 Caller Dude, I can't believe I made it through.

43:14 Caller I was trying to say hi to my band. And I looked into your CD like every day.

43:19 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Thank you.

43:20 Caller And oh, your new CD.

43:23 Caller Oh my God.

43:24 Caller Falling Away From Me is my favorite song. I can't believe that I'm like talking to the band.

43:31 Drew David, Jonathan thinks you're great.

43:34 Adam Jonathan said you're cool.

43:36 Caller Hey, John.

43:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hi, man. How are you doing?

43:37 Caller Is Monkey there too?

43:39 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No. Hi, Monkey. He's out in somewhere doing something. Take one for your dog.

43:44 Caller This is so cool. I can't believe that I'm talking to Korn.

43:50 Adam This is it.

43:50 Drew Do you have a question, David?

43:52 Caller No, I just wanted to say hey.

43:53 Adam You just want to say hi to us?

43:55 Caller Yeah. Hey.

43:56 Caller Oh, hi.

43:58 Caller Who's there?

43:59 Drew It's Fieldy and Jonathan. Where are you calling from, David?

44:02 Caller I'm calling from Pleasantville, California.

44:04 Jimmy Kimmel Wow, that's funny. I was going to jokingly say Pleasantville.

44:06 Drew No, you were not.

44:07 Jimmy Kimmel I swear to God because how pleasant this kid sounds like he's right out of a sitcom from the 50s.

44:12 Drew Pleasantville.

44:13 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

44:14 Caller Wow.

44:15 Drew All right, David, we're going to say good night.

44:17 Caller Can I say hi to my friend Jamie?

44:20 Caller Jamie, because she's like even bigger of a fan of you guys than me, and she would kill me if I didn't get this on tape, and I have it on tape.

44:31 Drew What grade are you in, David?

44:32 Caller I'm in eighth.

44:32 Caller All right.

44:33 Drew All right, pal.

44:34 Caller Could you say hi to Jamie?

44:35 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hi, Jamie.

44:36 Adam Hi, Jamie.

44:38 Caller All right.

44:38 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You're the man.

44:39 Adam See you later.

44:41 Drew And Norman.

44:42 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hey.

44:42 Drew What's going on?

44:43 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Nothing.

44:44 Drew Okay.

44:45 Jimmy Kimmel All right. What a contrast.

44:47 Drew David is 13. Norman is 14.

44:50 Jimmy Kimmel No. Ab Norman.

44:53 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Norman.

44:53 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel How's it going, man?

44:55 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Norman. My middle name is Norman.

44:56 Drew All right, Norman.

44:57 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel What's going on?

44:57 Jimmy Kimmel What's your first name?

44:58 Drew Listen to what happens to the human over the course of a year. Isn't that amazing?

45:01 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. Your middle name, you go with Norman instead of them?

45:04 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, they made me because there was already an Eric.

45:06 Jimmy Kimmel No, really? The phone screen.

45:09 Adam 13 and 14.

45:10 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel All right, Eric.

45:10 Drew What's going on?

45:11 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel My middle name is cool anyway. I just wanted to know like who came up with the idea to put the bagpipes in with the whatever it is. Loveline.

45:21 Drew I think it was Adam's idea, wasn't it?

45:22 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It was Adam's idea. He just told me to throw them in there. No, actually we got it because I played bagpipes. So.

45:27 Adam You got enough for the whole class.

45:28 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It just worked. I played them. We tried it. So I had this idea.

45:32 Drew They had to put your instrument in, so what the hell?

45:34 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Let's try it because it's just freaky because they'll walk out there and play those people are just like, what the hell is going on here?

45:39 Adam Today, it seems normal. Back then, when they did it, it was weird.

45:41 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, when we did it, when we first started doing it, I remember like, oh my God.

45:44 Adam I remember like, John, when we played in Chicago, I remember they were like, booing him off the stage when he was playing bagpipe.

45:49 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Really? That was when we were opening up for Ozzy and it was all Ozzy. No, they were all, you suck.

45:54 Adam Yeah, you suck, you suck. No, it was Megadeth.

45:57 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That was back in our middle years.

45:58 Adam And then we came back in like a year or not. No, like two months later.

46:02 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Two months later, it wasn't the...

46:04 Adam It played like triple the size.

46:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, it was good.

46:07 Adam So we sucked, I guess.

46:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel We sucked, but it was, I don't know.

46:10 Jimmy Kimmel Maybe they just meant, don't you kind of suck on those valve pipes?

46:12 Drew No, they blew.

46:13 Jimmy Kimmel You blow?

46:14 Adam Yeah, you blow. They just had it wrong.

46:15 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You blow.

46:16 Drew You blow.

46:17 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

46:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel All right.

46:18 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, Norman's a cute kid, too.

46:20 Drew Fieldy, Jonathan from Korn, Jimmy Kimmel, Sitting in for Adam, I'm Dr. Drew, and we'll be back.

46:26 Caller Let's have some more fun.

47:05 Drew Welcome back to Love Line. which we'll do right now.

47:13 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel This is Love Line on Radio Station.

47:27 Adam The rock stars.

47:28 Drew We're here with Korn, Fieldy, and Jonathan. And you guys know, not only does Jonathan play the bagpipes, he plays the telephone, the cell phone.

47:34 Adam Yeah, he does. Pretty impressive.

47:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Here we go.

47:38 Adam He can't do nothing. Let's talk about something else.

47:40 Drew All right, Jimmy Kimmel, sitting in front of Corolla. And, yeah, you guys want to talk about your tour?

47:45 Adam Yep, Sal.

47:46 Jimmy Kimmel You guys getting fights and stuff?

47:48 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel We getting fights?

47:49 Adam As a band?

47:50 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, whatever.

47:51 Adam There's Jon and Sal.

47:52 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It's on there?

47:53 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Wow.

47:54 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Cool.

47:55 Jimmy Kimmel With each other.

47:56 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel We're dorks. We're losing it right now. No, we're never getting fights together. When we get in arguments, it's like anything else. Like, basically, we're on a bus. We're all married and we all bitch at each other, but we never throw dicks or nothing.

48:08 Adam In a funny way.

48:09 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, we're all really tight.

48:10 Jimmy Kimmel Adam ever bitch at you, Drew?

48:12 Drew About what?

48:13 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You guys ever try to throw?

48:13 Drew Is there anything I've not heard about?

48:16 Jimmy Kimmel You just feel a little hand packed right now.

48:17 Drew No, I'm the receptacle. You see how he and I travel?

48:21 Caller What?

48:21 Drew It used to be cute. Now, I think I'm feeling a little resentful about how he and I travel.

48:25 Caller Yeah.

48:26 Drew It's basically I have to pay attention to him for about two hours. Oh, yeah, yeah. While he goes on a diet drive. But if I tried to do some hours.

48:32 Jimmy Kimmel You heard it like 40 times either.

48:34 Drew He'll come at you. He's like in your ear.

48:37 Jimmy Kimmel Here's the deal. Let me tell you something about pie.

48:40 Drew Yeah, right.

48:42 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You got to be a cranberry.

48:43 Drew You got to be a cranberry. I can't believe it. So he's screaming at me.

48:47 Jimmy Kimmel When he gets in the plane, forget it.

48:49 Drew You're a captive prisoner.

48:51 Jimmy Kimmel First class, $2,000. You think he'd get some grapes if you want it.

48:55 Jimmy Kimmel Where are the warm nuts?

48:57 Jimmy Kimmel How much space could grapes take up?

48:58 Drew All right. So he's going on and on. And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, it's been such a background, sort of white noise behind you for like two hours. All of a sudden, you become aware that it stopped. And of course, you're trying to ignore it the whole time. And then it stops. And I look over here. Here he is. He's like sprawled out with his lovey eyeshades on. Looks like, you know, lovey from Gilligan's Island. Ear plugs in.

49:21 Caller Feet up. Out.

49:26 Adam How did you meet Adam, Dr. Drew?

49:28 Drew I heard him working with Jimmy in the morning show. Jimmy's the one that found him. And I'm the one that promoted him.

49:34 Caller Right.

49:34 Adam He fell in love.

49:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, we didn't.

49:38 Caller Yeah, but the love is.

49:39 Adam Let's move on. Let's move on.

49:40 Drew That was fair. We're developing a mature relationship now. Amber's 18. Amber.

49:46 Hi.

49:46 Hello.

49:46 Drew What's going on?

49:47 Oh my God.

49:48 Hi.

49:48 Hi, John.

49:50 Hi. Okay.

49:52 Caller My first question. Okay. We'll actually have one. All right.

49:55 Sex Art. There's a song called Inside. Is that you singing, John, through the whole thing?

50:01 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, that's Ty Elam from Video Drone and me singing in the middle part.

50:07 Drew Eric, 19. What's going on, Eric?

50:10 Caller Hey, I had two questions, one for Korn and one for Dr. Drew.

50:14 Drew Yeah.

50:15 Caller All right. The one for Dr. Drew is I wanted to know the effectiveness of the condom versus the birth control pill. Which one is better?

50:22 Drew Pill is much, much better. It's like 99.94.

50:28 Caller Really? Yeah.

50:29 Drew The condoms are like 88 percent.

50:31 Caller Okay. I had a question for Korn. Hey, what's up, Korn?

50:35 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel How you doing?

50:36 Caller I had a question about your elementary records. I got a band together and I was thinking about maybe putting an album or something. How would I do that if I wanted to get on your label or something?

50:47 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You'd first have to do a demo and then send it to us. Yeah.

50:52 Jimmy Kimmel You can tell by, I mean, that the guy's probably good just by a phone call, right?

50:56 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

50:57 Jimmy Kimmel No, he made some preliminary deal.

50:58 Drew 15, what's going on?

51:00 Caller Hey. Is Korn there?

51:02 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yes. Hey.

51:03 Caller Jonathan, I love you.

51:04 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Love you too.

51:05 Caller I'm infatuated with you.

51:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I like that.

51:08 Drew Clear enough.

51:09 Caller I love you too. You're the bomb.

51:11 Caller Hi.

51:12 Caller I actually wanted to ask you a question, Jonathan. I want to ask you to my winter formal.

51:18 Caller Oh, wow.

51:19 Caller On January 21st.

51:22 Adam When is it?

51:23 Caller January 21st.

51:25 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Wow.

51:25 Caller Wow.

51:26 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You know what?

51:26 Adam You better bring your Sharpie.

51:29 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I would love to, but I think we're going to be in Australia.

51:32 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh, we are.

51:33 Jimmy Kimmel That's no excuse.

51:34 Drew We're going to be in Australia, though.

51:35 Adam He has a date with Fieldy in Australia.

51:37 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I have a date with my lover Fieldy, and we're going to Australia to talk about ourselves.

51:40 Adam Honeymoon.

51:41 Caller Okay.

51:42 Caller Well, I just wanted to ask you a question.

51:43 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Well, thank you. I'm flattered.

51:44 Drew That's nice.

51:45 Caller Okay.

51:45 Drew What was your other question?

51:47 Caller Actually, Dr. Drew, this is an honest question.

51:49 Drew Yeah.

51:50 Caller For my friend Jack, she goes to Ramona in Alhambra. Just want to point that out. Okay. She had this backpack last year that she wore and it went across her chest. Now, actually, there's a gap between her boobs. She wants, well, I asked her and we both were curious about it.

52:10 Drew I think that gap is a normal part of development.

52:14 Caller It's a normal development.

52:16 Drew Yes.

52:16 Caller You think it's from the backpack?

52:17 Drew She thinks it's from the backpack.

52:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel They're a titty.

52:20 Caller Oh my.

52:22 Jimmy Kimmel Kids are stupid.

52:23 Drew Jessica, 17.

52:25 Caller Oh my God. I can't believe I'm talking to you, Dr. Drew. It's an honor.

52:28 Drew Well, my pleasure.

52:29 Caller Well, anyways, okay. So about a year ago, I met this guy named Martin and he moved down from Redding to live with his grandparents and I met him through my friend Johnny and-

52:42 Jimmy Kimmel Could you be more specific, please?

52:44 Caller Well, I'm trying to-

52:45 Drew First and last place, please.

52:46 Caller Dr. Drew, because he yelled at people.

52:48 Drew All right, what's going on?

52:48 Caller My heart is beating so fast. So anyways, we talked for like, I knew him for a total of like five days and we kissed and it was like the most amazing thing that ever happened.

53:03 Caller So-

53:05 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel What should she do?

53:07 Caller Oh, this is so hard.

53:10 Drew Try to ask the question in a sentence.

53:11 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel He moved, right?

53:13 Caller Yeah, he moved.

53:15 Jimmy Kimmel How far did he move?

53:16 Caller He moved to Reading and then to LA.

53:18 Drew So you're apart from him.

53:20 Jimmy Kimmel Where do you live?

53:21 Caller I live in Carson City.

53:22 Jimmy Kimmel Nevada. Wow. You live way up.

53:25 Caller Yeah. But yeah, and I was just wondering how to get over him because it's almost been a year.

53:34 Jimmy Kimmel You probably never really will get over him. Let's encourage him.

53:38 Drew Thank you, Jimmy.

53:39 Jimmy Kimmel Well, no, if you think about it, I mean, you have probably have people like from high school that maybe you had like one day encounter with you just romanticize that evening and, oh, that would have been the perfect.

53:48 Drew That's the point, Jessica, is that you really don't even know who he is. You're only with him for five days and people endow those sorts of experiences with all sorts of romantic illusions, really.

54:00 Jimmy Kimmel Once when I was in high school.

54:01 Caller I haven't had a boyfriend after him. Right.

54:03 Jimmy Kimmel Well, that's why.

54:04 Drew That's why you've put it all into him.

54:06 Jimmy Kimmel I was in high school and I came. I took a trip out to Los Angeles. I grew up in Las Vegas and there was this girl in a truck that smiled at me. I was like, hey, wow, how about that? That could have been something.

54:20 Drew You never forgot about it.

54:21 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. I swear to God.

54:23 Jimmy Kimmel So that's a kind of thing you do when you're in high school and you're desperate.

54:29 Drew Those sorts of romantic idealized experiences are much better than reality.

54:34 Jimmy Kimmel I could tell.

54:35 Drew And in fact, reality with him is much worse than you think it would have been. It's much less, less wonderful than it would have been.

54:44 Caller Yeah, the girlfriend.

54:45 Drew Oh, come on. He would have cheated on you, too. I know. That's who that person was. Now, you projected all kinds of other stuff on to him, but he's a cheater.

54:53 Jimmy Kimmel You'll get another one.

54:55 Drew Yeah, just relax. You'll be okay.

54:56 Caller I love you, Dr. Drew.

54:58 Drew All right, Jessica. Thanks. Take care.

55:00 Jimmy Kimmel I'm just chalking up the masturbatory material for when you get old.

55:03 Drew Marianne, 19.

55:04 Caller Hi, Dr. Drew. Hi, Korn. My question is for Dr. Drew. I have two, actually, but one for Drew, one for Korn.

55:13 Drew Hold on one second. Hold on here.

55:16 Adam Yeah, hello? Is this mom?

55:18 Drew Hi.

55:19 Adam What are you doing?

55:20 Drew Go ahead, Marianne.

55:21 Caller Okay, well, I've been seeing this guy for the last two years, and recently, like, about a week ago, one of my ex-boyfriends, like, kind of came back into my life. He just, like, came by, and we started kind of talking, and we broke up, like, a long time ago. I was going out with them when I was 17, and I'm 19 now, and we didn't break up for, like, reasons that, like, we wanted to. It was his parents. They didn't like me because they were, like, racist, so then we had, like, we didn't have, like, a choice in the matter.

55:55 Drew What's the racial problem or mix here?

55:58 Caller They're just, like, they don't like black people, they don't like Mexicans, they don't like anybody.

56:03 Drew And what are you?

56:04 Caller I'm Indian.

56:05 Caller Okay.

56:06 Caller And, um...

56:07 Drew North American Indian?

56:08 Caller Um, yeah.

56:09 Caller Okay.

56:10 Caller And, um, we didn't break up because we wanted to. It's because of them.

56:14 Drew His parents?

56:15 Caller Yeah. And then, um... I don't know if I should start talking to him now because his pa- he, like, lives alone now. He's not living with his parents anymore.

56:24 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, why not?

56:25 Caller And, um, my current boyfriend is totally against it.

56:28 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Well, I wonder why.

56:29 Caller Oh, I know, but he's a guy, um, he was my best friend for, like, two years. But then we started going out.

56:35 Jimmy Kimmel You gotta pick which one you like better.

56:36 Drew How long did you break up?

56:37 Caller I can't do that. I'm sorry?

56:39 Drew How long ago did you break up?

56:41 Caller We broke up in about, uh, 97.

56:45 Drew Two years ago.

56:46 Caller Yeah. And I haven't talked to him because he graduated before I did.

56:49 Drew Be honest, Marianne, if he, if the, the old guy, when you hook up and be friends, came to you and said, I'm dying to be back with you, I'm in love with you, what would you do?

56:57 Caller I wouldn't go, I wouldn't go for it.

56:59 Drew You would not go for it?

57:00 Caller No, I wouldn't.

57:01 Drew All right. So what do you guys think?

57:03 Jimmy Kimmel I'm just noticing from your keychain that you're in the Ralph's Discount Club.

57:06 Drew That's kind of dangerous. Listen, you got three kids, you got to go and save anywhere you can.

57:12 Adam You're trying to save a dollar.

57:14 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, a dollar.

57:15 Drew When I go to the grocery store, it's like 20 bucks.

57:17 Jimmy Kimmel Listen, you're obviously romantically interested in both of them, right?

57:21 Caller No, I'm not. I just want to find out what he's been up to and stuff.

57:24 Caller Yeah.

57:26 Drew You've got to decide how important this is for you and how much it's going to cost in terms of grief from your boyfriend. Roger, 13.

57:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel What's up? I have a question for Korn.

57:38 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. Yeah, I'm here.

57:40 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh, my God, dude.

57:41 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I have not.

57:42 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh, my God. Do you guys remember when you were doing the Rock is Dead Tour?

57:46 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yes.

57:47 Jimmy Kimmel You remember that?

57:49 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel In Sacramento.

57:50 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Sacramento.

57:51 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel And you came out with the back pipe and you played that long note.

57:55 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

57:56 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Right after that, somebody stage died.

57:58 Caller That was me, man. Oh, hey.

58:04 Jimmy Kimmel My question was, you're like you were wearing a T-shirt, right?

58:07 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

58:10 Caller Yeah.

58:11 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel So where's my question was, is where did you first learn how to play the back pipe?

58:20 Adam Oh, that was hard to get out.

58:24 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That was deep.

58:25 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I learned in high school.

58:26 Caller There you go. Okay.

58:27 Drew Korn, Mallory, this is Mallory 15.

58:30 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hi.

58:31 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Is Korn there?

58:32 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hello. Oh, hi.

58:33 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh, my God.

58:34 Drew You guys.

58:34 Caller I can't believe I got through.

58:35 Drew Oh, my God.

58:36 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Wow.

58:36 Caller Okay.

58:37 I've been listening to you guys for about a year, and you guys are just like my favorite band in the whole world.

58:41 Caller But, yeah, I went to your Rock is Dead tour also, and I'm planning to go to the next tour coming up.

58:47 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

58:47 Caller And I was just wondering what's going to be on the upcoming tour.

58:51 Caller What's going to be?

58:53 Caller What upcoming bands are going to be?

58:54 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Oh, we haven't actually decided yet, because it's pretty far out. We're throwing around some people.

58:59 Jimmy Kimmel How does that work? How do you pick the band? I mean, that's like a big deal to them, right?

59:03 Adam Head has a Ralph's on his key chain too. He has a Ralph's disc in it.

59:07 Caller Cool.

59:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel He's got a Ralph's and a Lucky's and what else.

59:10 Adam He has a mall.

59:10 Jimmy Kimmel He has a big variety.

59:12 Adam Every grocery store.

59:12 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel He pulls out a whole wallet full.

59:14 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel He's trying to save.

59:15 Jimmy Kimmel How much shopping are you doing? Grocery shopping.

59:17 Drew A lot.

59:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Really?

59:19 Jimmy Kimmel You have like 12 jobs. I know. You go grocery shopping? I know.

59:23 Adam It's insane. I want to see you push a basket.

59:25 Jimmy Kimmel The only thing I ever buy at the grocery store is clams. I just buy tons of cans of clams.

59:29 Drew That's disgusting.

59:30 Adam I've got some smell in here.

59:32 Drew My kids go through like two gallons of milk a day.

59:35 Jimmy Kimmel Really?

59:35 Drew They go through so much milk. You just can't keep in the house.

59:38 Jimmy Kimmel You should buy a cow.

59:39 Drew Yeah. Damn.

59:41 Adam You should buy a cow.

59:45 Jimmy Kimmel You can't get rid of that guy, them Ralph's Club card.

59:49 Drew Romy?

59:50 Caller Hi. I have a question. I just want to say hi to Korn first, by the way, guys. Hello. I have a question. I have a boyfriend. We've been together for about six months. He's really my first steady boyfriend and I'm his first steady girlfriend. He treats me really good and everything, but I am too young. I kiss he thinks because I'm his first. He says I'm going to marry him and all this stuff.

1:00:14 Drew How old is he?

1:00:15 Caller He's 20.

1:00:18 Drew By first, what do you mean? First girlfriend?

1:00:19 Caller No, first, like first and best. Okay. He says-

1:00:23 Jimmy Kimmel First humpy.

1:00:24 Caller Yeah. The first bone, whatever.

1:00:28 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That's good.

1:00:29 Caller He thinks that since that happened that we're going to get married and we're meant for each other because he always says that he's only going to have one person, but I still like to go out. I want to have fun with my friends. He limits me. He restricts me from going out with my friends. I can't do anything I used to. He says I can't drink. I went over to his friends' house one night and he was just drunk of his butt. He promised he wouldn't drink. I promised I wouldn't.

1:00:49 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Control freak.

1:00:50 Drew Sounds like a very healthy relationship.

1:00:52 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Let's see.

1:00:53 Jimmy Kimmel He's an insecure guy. How old is the guy you say?

1:00:55 Caller He's 20.

1:00:56 Drew You both drink and you both try to control each other.

1:00:58 Caller I don't try to control him, but he's so... I've tried to break up with him before and he'll start crying and saying the unknowing that means.

1:01:07 Drew I think you're done, aren't you? You're done with this relationship, aren't you?

1:01:10 Caller I'm not.

1:01:11 Caller I love him.

1:01:12 Jimmy Kimmel I think it's...

1:01:13 Caller But it's just I want to do stuff with my friends and because of the fact that...

1:01:17 Drew Why do you try breaking up with him and you're not done?

1:01:19 Well, because I like doing stuff with my...

1:01:21 Caller I'm too young.

1:01:22 Drew You're done. Yeah, you don't want to be in this relationship right now.

1:01:24 Caller But I don't want to hurt his feelings.

1:01:26 Drew Well, not wanting to hurt somebody's feelings and feeling sympathetic and pity for them is not something they're particularly interested in.

1:01:33 Caller But then he also says if I break up with him and he finds me dating somebody else, he would kill him.

1:01:38 Drew That's nice.

1:01:39 Caller So I don't want to be a great guy.

1:01:42 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That guy is great.

1:01:43 Yeah.

1:01:45 But he really is a nice guy.

1:01:47 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. He's probably very insecure. I was like that. I mean, that's how it starts. You don't want to talk. You don't want to go out with any of their old friends. Then 10 years later, you're masturbating thinking about them having anal sex with a black man.

1:02:00 Caller What?

1:02:01 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. You know, you loosen up. You know what I'm saying.

1:02:12 Drew Rami, just the whole situation sounds not great. You're going to have to make your own choices on this one. Staying with somebody because you're trying to protect their feelings or you feel sorry for them or you don't want to hurt them. Not the basis for a great relationship. You did say something to the effect of he promised you he wouldn't drink.

1:02:30 Caller Yeah.

1:02:30 Drew And yet he's drinking his ass off.

1:02:32 Caller Yeah.

1:02:32 Drew You're not supposed to drink but only because he's busy controlling you and he wants to be in charge of your friends. Just a big mess.

1:02:40 Caller Okay.

1:02:41 Drew You better decide what you want.

1:02:42 Adam He's not going to kill anybody either if he says he's a nice guy.

1:02:44 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. You got to put your foot down.

1:02:46 Adam You say he's a nice guy so don't worry about it.

1:02:47 Drew It's a threat site that is not the reason to stay in a relationship. How about another song, guys?

1:02:53 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Let's do that.

1:02:53 Jimmy Kimmel They didn't bring their instruments.

1:02:54 Drew Korn's song. Oh, I should.

1:02:56 Adam We do a cappella.

1:02:57 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Go ahead.

1:02:58 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel A, O, E, I, E.

1:03:06 Drew Jimmy Kimmel is joining me. He's filling in for Adam Corolla who I guess will be back tomorrow night. Is that right?

1:03:09 Jimmy Kimmel I believe so.

1:03:10 Drew Poopy pants. He may decide to move on immediately after his big success.

1:03:15 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel He's large now.

1:03:16 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, that's right.

1:03:17 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel My brother's large.

1:03:18 Drew That's a big room he was talking to. Did you see that?

1:03:20 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, there's a lot of people there and all the artists that the little girls like and Adam fit right in.

1:03:29 Drew All right, we're going to hear another song from Korn and this one's called Make Me Bad.

1:03:32 Jimmy Kimmel Yep.

1:07:24 Adam A little pause.

1:07:26 Drew That was make me bad. Court begins their tour on February 19th. Miami, Florida on the 19th, Salt Lake City on the 26th. This is February, big apart. Phoenix, the 28th, Anaheim, California. Somebody was asking when you're going to be in Anaheim.

1:07:40 Adam Which we will be in Anaheim?

1:07:41 Drew 29th of February.

1:07:43 Adam 29th of February.

1:07:43 Drew Seattle, the 6th of March, Portland, the 7th of March, Chicago, the 16th of March. Detroit, the 4th of April. Atlanta, Georgia, the 13th of April. And Kansas City, the 19th of April.

1:07:57 Jimmy Kimmel That seems great.

1:07:58 Drew Then you go to Europe. Look at this Europe piece. Look at that.

1:08:01 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I know.

1:08:01 Drew Dusseldorf, Marseille, Brussels, Rotterdam, Manchester, Rotterdam, Berlin.

1:08:06 Jimmy Kimmel Is that funny? You guys are already sick of it.

1:08:07 Adam Smoky Dam.

1:08:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Sick of it. We don't like Europe.

1:08:10 Adam Why?

1:08:11 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel We don't like Europe. Why? Because it's hell over there.

1:08:13 Adam Is it? We haven't been there since 1997.

1:08:15 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel We haven't been there in a couple years. So we're kind of excited, but we'll probably, that'll be done about the second day and then we'll be in hell again.

1:08:21 Drew Is maybe you're kind of, you're listeners, your fans are maybe sort of depressed.

1:08:25 Adam The fans are great.

1:08:26 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, no, the fans are great.

1:08:27 Adam You're only on stage an hour, 15 minutes a night.

1:08:30 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hour 15 a night. Awesome. It's like some of the best shows, but trying to live and go through all the, oh, it's just their lifestyle. The food's horrible.

1:08:39 Adam There's sweaty cheese. Something like raw egg on your pizza.

1:08:43 Jimmy Kimmel Not like Italy and stuff. You're not talking about it, right?

1:08:46 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, it's like there's some good places. Amsterdam.

1:08:48 Jimmy Kimmel I didn't like it.

1:08:49 Adam Carves in Italy.

1:08:50 Jimmy Kimmel I did not like it. I was like, all right, we'll go over there and just do nothing but smoke pot. And then you go over there and you do nothing but smoke pot. It's like, hey, everybody, let's have a conversation. You know, like you do right here, right? Yeah. And then and then, you know, and then you go check out that red light district. It's like a human zoo. It's really depressing.

1:09:08 Adam That's a circus. That's like, oh, what are you saying?

1:09:11 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That's fun.

1:09:12 Adam Affair.

1:09:12 Jimmy Kimmel Right.

1:09:13 Adam Yeah.

1:09:13 Jimmy Kimmel It's like it's like a really sad carnival.

1:09:16 Adam Yeah. Carnival. All right, you guys need to throw the ball at it and they fall into the water.

1:09:20 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. You win the hooker.

1:09:22 Drew We got to take a break.

1:09:23 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Stop lying.

1:09:25 Drew We'll be right back with Korn. We about to get funky, yo.

1:09:29 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:09:33 Drew We'll be right back. Geez, Don, I can't see the engineer for Christ's sake. Loveline, we're here with Korn. It's 1-800-LOVE-191. And I'm going to ask our audience once again, please log on to www.drdrew.com. Small d, one word, Dr. Drew. It's dr, drew.com.

1:10:20 Jimmy Kimmel And register. Dr. Drew will plug in before Adam gets back.

1:10:22 Drew That's right.

1:10:23 Jimmy Kimmel And goddamn website, Drew.

1:10:25 Drew Jesus Christ. There's going to be so much crap about it, but I really do need some help with traffic, and we want you guys to come and tell us what you do and don't like about it, so we can keep this thing going on your behalf.

1:10:34 Jimmy Kimmel You really got to put naked stuff on there.

1:10:36 Drew We actually were thinking about, we were trying to figure out where people are that use the web, and people are using porn. Maybe we should have like a Surgeon General's warning. If you're compulsive, if you're worried about STDs, come back to us and we'll take you straight in.

1:10:48 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, no, no.

1:10:49 Jimmy Kimmel You got to just put naked girls on there.

1:10:51 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Porn link.

1:10:52 Caller Yeah, pornlink.

1:10:53 Jimmy Kimmel pornlink.com.

1:10:55 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Put a bunch of porn links on your site. You'll get hits.

1:10:58 Drew What's a pornlink? From other porn?

1:10:59 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Just links to other porn sites.

1:11:02 Drew Is that what you guys do?

1:11:04 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That's what we do. That's what we do.

1:11:07 Drew Is it korn.com?

1:11:08 Adam It's kornporn.com.

1:11:10 Drew I want to link to you guys.

1:11:11 Jimmy Kimmel How do you even get the K backwards on the keyboard?

1:11:13 Adam What is link to each other? It's R. We'll be like One Link Sausage.

1:11:18 Jimmy Kimmel One Link Sausage. That's your problem, Drew. You're too clean-cut. You've got to get some.

1:11:22 Adam You don't have a tie on right now?

1:11:24 Drew We want to create some goofy greeting cards. Sorry, I ejaculated too quickly and things like that. Greetings to people and let them send them out and link back to us.

1:11:33 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Sorry, I ejaculated too quickly.

1:11:37 Adam Is that the top of your head right there? Were you up one night thinking about that one?

1:11:41 Drew No, I just thought about that one.

1:11:42 Adam Wow, that's pretty clever. You're pretty witty there, guy.

1:11:46 Drew Because people around were going, well, we should have these messages and these heartfelt things. If you're worried about somebody there, you're concerned they're using them. I thought in 10 seconds, people will make a laughing stock of us. So why don't we just create greetings that actually are laughing stocks.

1:12:01 Jimmy Kimmel Sorry, my ass made a mark on your sheets.

1:12:03 Drew That's right. Get them back to the site where we can really give them some real information.

1:12:08 Adam Sorry, I had white pants on when I couldn't make it to the bathroom.

1:12:10 Caller That's right.

1:12:11 Jimmy Kimmel Sorry, I crapped in my rental pants. They haven't gotten those back yet, by the way. It's going to be an unpleasant surprise.

1:12:23 Drew Crystal, 19.

1:12:25 Caller First of all, I want to say I love you, Jonathan. Thanks. You're the sexiest man alive.

1:12:31 Caller I mean, I'm sorry.

1:12:32 Caller Okay, I'm back.

1:12:33 Caller And Lisa?

1:12:34 Caller I have a 20-year-old friend.

1:12:36 Caller Yeah.

1:12:36 Caller She's two months pregnant and she has her babies, and I was wondering how it's going to affect her baby.

1:12:41 Drew Hopefully not at all. They do sometimes do Caesarean sections on women with herpes. If there's an outbreak, they will definitely do Caesarean section, though by and large they have found it that they can do vaginal deliveries even with people that are known to have herpes. So it shouldn't, believe me, she's got to tell her gynecologist about her obstetrician, but they will plan around it. It should not be a big deal.

1:13:03 Caller Okay.

1:13:03 Caller All right.

1:13:04 Caller Thank you.

1:13:05 Adam Bye-bye.

1:13:07 Caller Oy.

1:13:10 Drew Derek, 16.

1:13:12 Caller Hi.

1:13:13 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hi.

1:13:14 Caller Hi. First off, I'd like to say hi to Korn. I've been listening to him since 96.

1:13:20 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Right on.

1:13:20 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel All right.

1:13:21 Caller Thank you. My question is, I have a manic depressive uncle, and I'm wondering if I could get it from him.

1:13:30 Jimmy Kimmel Are you catching on to stuff?

1:13:31 Drew Like catch it?

1:13:32 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Like a cold?

1:13:34 Caller No.

1:13:34 Drew It is something that does tend to run the family. So there might be an increased probability, though we don't know if it's your mom or dad's brother. But if they don't have a problem with affect stability, with manic depression is a syndrome where the mood doesn't stay normally stabilized. It fluctuates wildly and spontaneously.

1:13:54 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Craziness.

1:13:55 Drew It's something that is inherited or tends to be heritable.

1:13:59 Adam Serious. Do you sleep a lot like when you're like manic depressive?

1:14:03 Drew When you're in the depressed phase, you can't. When you're manic, you don't sleep at all and you are very sexual.

1:14:07 Adam You're up all the time?

1:14:08 Drew Up all the time. Hypersexual and grandiose.

1:14:11 Adam Two phases.

1:14:12 Drew Yeah. It's bipolar. Manic and depressive.

1:14:15 Adam I don't know.

1:14:16 Caller Yeah.

1:14:17 Drew And it's not something you can catch. Eric, 14. Eric, what's up?

1:14:24 Caller Hey, Eric.

1:14:25 Adam Hey, manic and depressive.

1:14:27 Hey, is the monkey there?

1:14:28 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel No, he's not here tonight.

1:14:30 Adam He's at home. Hi, monkey.

1:14:32 Caller Man.

1:14:35 Jimmy Kimmel Should we call him at home?

1:14:36 Adam You want to call him?

1:14:37 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. He's a nice guy.

1:14:40 Adam Let me call him. We'll call monkey at home right now.

1:14:41 Jimmy Kimmel Can we bet and get him on it? When we put this guy at home, we'll get monkey on the other line.

1:14:45 Adam We'll call monkey at home because, man.

1:14:48 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

1:14:49 Adam Monkey going to have to your phone right now. Get ready. Here it comes. MU.

1:14:56 Jimmy Kimmel MU.

1:14:57 Adam MUNK. Monkey cell. Monkey's home.

1:15:01 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Monkey's number is.

1:15:03 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I think we're going to call monkey at home.

1:15:04 Jimmy Kimmel By accident backwards.

1:15:07 Drew This is very, very.

1:15:08 Adam This is the first.

1:15:10 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel There it is.

1:15:11 Drew Exciting radio.

1:15:13 Jimmy Kimmel You can't call him on this phone, huh?

1:15:15 Drew Of course, I could.

1:15:16 Adam Second ring.

1:15:18 Drew Oh, wait, hold on.

1:15:20 Adam Somebody's on the phone for you right now. I don't know. I'm on Loveline.

1:15:24 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel What's your name?

1:15:26 Drew Eric.

1:15:26 Adam Eric.

1:15:28 Jimmy Kimmel What do you want to ask monkey?

1:15:28 Adam Monkey's on the phone right here.

1:15:30 Caller Hey, monkey.

1:15:31 Can you hear me?

1:15:32 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah, I can hear you.

1:15:33 Adam He said, what do you want to know?

1:15:34 Yeah, does he have his own brand of pedals?

1:15:37 Drew What does he speak up on the mic?

1:15:38 Adam Let's see if we can hear you. Hey, do you have your own brand of pedals? Talk right now. Ready?

1:15:41 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Go.

1:15:43 Drew No, the other side. The one for your ear.

1:15:47 Adam Say, say, checky check.

1:15:48 Caller Hold on.

1:15:49 Caller Checky check.

1:15:51 Drew Was that him?

1:15:51 Jimmy Kimmel Not you.

1:15:53 Adam Say it, Monk.

1:15:56 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel There he is.

1:15:58 Adam Okay, now you're going to ask monkey, and monkey's going to go. He wants to know if you have your own brand of pedals. Ready? Talk loud. Go.

1:16:04 Caller Monkey, do you have your own brand of pedals?

1:16:05 Adam Okay, he's going to ask you.

1:16:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Ready? Go, monkey.

1:16:07 Caller Go.

1:16:09 Adam Your own brand of pedals. Answer.

1:16:12 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel My own brand of pedals? Yeah.

1:16:14 Adam There's your answer, man.

1:16:16 Caller He has his own brand of pedals.

1:16:17 Jimmy Kimmel Thank you, man. Technology.

1:16:24 Drew Megan is for 34. Megan.

1:16:26 Adam Wow.

1:16:27 Drew Hey, Megan. What's going on?

1:16:30 Caller First off, Korn, does one of you live down in Huntington Beach?

1:16:35 Jimmy Kimmel Don't worry about where they live.

1:16:37 Adam You don't worry.

1:16:38 Caller Okay. So it's a rumor. Okay. To the doctor. Yeah. 34, three kids, married 15 years. I would drive home every night from night school and I listen to you constantly saying, do it for the kids, do it for the kids, do it for the kids. I want to know at what point in a relationship do you stop doing it for the kids and stop doing it for the mom? And when is the husband at a point where he just needs to lose the wife? What point of abuse or...

1:17:08 Drew Yeah, you keep...

1:17:08 Caller I'm not talking just physical.

1:17:10 Drew Well, one of the things, both people need to be willing to, A, play fair, B, make change, and C, continue working on it. And if you're having real serious problems, work on it with a professional supervision. And if one of the other is stalled out, not willing to work, not willing to change, and somebody's suffering at the hands of the other, that's probably not going to get better.

1:17:36 Caller Okay, because I'm the one that's not willing to work anymore. I was willing to work at 10 years, but it didn't click in for him until 13 years. Once I start back to school, I start going... working, and he doesn't want to deal with it, and then it's like, oh my god, I gotta start working at this, and I'm done. So he's doing everything he can to control the situation, and then there's no way you're getting a divorce, and I'll take all the money away from you, and I'll take away the kids, and you're nothing, and... So what... Is that a point where there's an impasse, and you just start fighting it, or do you just look back at the kids, and you go, no, you gotta do it for the kids? 13, 9, and 5.

1:18:22 Drew In other words, now that you've checked out, suddenly he's motivated.

1:18:26 Caller Oh, yeah. The last two years he's been highly motivated, but without receiving motivation, I went through, it's like, what's the morning phase of denial, anger? I mean, I went through the year, six months of denial, and then I went through just vicious anger, cops coming to my house every night, and then I went through his depression, where he was gonna kill himself, and he's just not hitting that acceptance mode, and I don't know if that means I just have to grit my teeth, because he's willing to take the kids to the butcher block, and I'm not willing to put the kids to the whole court situation.

1:18:59 Drew And you have had professional treatment?

1:19:02 Caller We went to a marriage counselor twice, and he felt like he was set up because the marriage counselor was...

1:19:07 Drew All right, Megan, you gotta keep, both keep going, and you gotta go for a long time if you're ready to work.

1:19:13 Jimmy Kimmel Maybe another 15 years, and then it'll...

1:19:14 Drew No, I think you can do a lot of good, but it's not going to do good in two sessions. It's going to take like a hundred sessions. It can take a while. And maybe you go twice a week, and maybe you go for a while, and maybe you both hang in to see if you can get some connection, go and get it working. I always hate to see people drift apart just because of... Because the kids, you deserve a chance of making this relationship work, at least you've not really given it that.

1:19:45 Jimmy Kimmel Well, it's tough, you know. Glad it's not me. Hi.

1:19:50 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hey, oh my God. Okay.

1:19:52 Caller I have two questions, okay?

1:19:53 Caller One for Korn and one for Dr. Drew.

1:19:55 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

1:19:56 Caller Okay. I'll do the one for Dr. Drew first. Okay, Dr. Drew.

1:20:00 Caller Okay.

1:20:01 Caller My period, it goes like really weird. It goes from like 28 days to like 40 days.

1:20:06 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, wait a minute. That's for Korn.

1:20:07 Drew That's all right. Wrong person.

1:20:09 Caller That's for Dr. Drew.

1:20:10 Drew That's all right. What's the matter with that?

1:20:11 Caller Okay.

1:20:12 Caller I know I was wondering, is that normal?

1:20:14 Drew It can be normal for some people.

1:20:16 Caller Okay, because I was like tripping out on that.

1:20:19 Drew You want to be checked. You want to make sure you don't have polycystic ovarian syndrome or simple cyst or endometriosis or other causes like thyroid problems, things like that can cause regular periods. But provided you have an otherwise, you don't have any other medical problem, that may just be you.

1:20:34 Caller Okay. Okay.

1:20:34 Caller Then this is for Korn.

1:20:36 Caller Hello. Hi. Okay. Jonathan. My name is... Jonathan and Fieldy. Okay.

1:20:40 Caller Love you guys.

1:20:41 Caller Okay. I called in like about an hour and a half ago and the operator's hung up on me.

1:20:44 Caller I was so mad. Okay.

1:20:46 Caller This is what I want to tell you guys.

1:20:47 Caller Okay. I respect your music so much. Okay.

1:20:49 Caller I plan to become a rock star.

1:20:51 Caller The show in Biggest World in April for Rock is Dead.

1:20:53 Caller That show was like, it was fat.

1:20:55 Caller I was on the floor.

1:20:56 Caller It was just so bad.

1:20:58 Caller The San Joaquin Valley needs more shows because I'm from Tulare. It like needs more shows.

1:21:02 Caller It's so boring here.

1:21:03 Drew All right, Carmen.

1:21:05 Adam You got it.

1:21:05 Caller Please, please, please. Okay, one more.

1:21:07 Drew One more, quick.

1:21:08 Caller My friends love you as much as me, Jeremy Elliott, Darren Elliott.

1:21:12 Drew Thank you, Carmen. Thank you, Carmen.

1:21:14 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Thanks, Carmen.

1:21:15 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Later.

1:21:17 Drew Tulare County.

1:21:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Tulare. Beautiful place.

1:21:21 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

1:21:21 Adam That's kind of like, Lakeview.

1:21:23 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Kind of like Kern.

1:21:25 Drew All right, guys. Corin is here, Jonathan Fieldy. Jimmy is sitting in. Jimmy Kimmel for Adam Corolla. And we've got to take a little break. Be right back. Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

1:21:35 Adam Well, it's worth hearing.

1:22:09 Drew Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Jonathan, Fieldy, Jimmy, everybody's just...

1:22:15 Adam Checky check.

1:22:16 Drew You're just deep in discussion here, Dr. Drew.

1:22:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel We're totally...

1:22:19 Adam Did you hear us talking? Yeah.

1:22:21 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I'm out of my mind. Let's get it.

1:22:22 Adam Come on, man. We got to work. You are half a pack.

1:22:25 Drew Let's burn through some calls here. Scott's 13.

1:22:27 Adam Hi.

1:22:27 Caller Scott? I'd like to say Korn, you rule, you are awesome.

1:22:31 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Thank you very much.

1:22:32 Drew Thanks, dog.

1:22:33 Caller My question is for you.

1:22:35 Caller What kind of rock would you guys classify yourself as?

1:22:39 Caller Hard.

1:22:40 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hard and heavy.

1:22:41 Drew Adrian 17.

1:22:43 Caller Oh my God.

1:22:43 Caller I can't believe I got on.

1:22:44 Drew Here you are.

1:22:45 Caller I've tried so much, but anyway.

1:22:46 Drew How is it?

1:22:47 Caller I have a question for you, Dr. Drew.

1:22:48 Drew Yeah.

1:22:48 Caller Then I want to say a little to Korn. Okay?

1:22:50 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel All right.

1:22:52 Caller Next year on my birthday, I want to get a tattoo and a piercing. I wanted to know what the side effects are of getting either an eyebrow piercing or a tongue piercing.

1:23:00 Drew Eyebrows reject pretty commonly, don't they?

1:23:03 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I have three of them. Yeah.

1:23:04 Adam I had three. And all three reject them.

1:23:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Mine didn't. I had these for about five years.

1:23:08 Drew Yeah. Eyebrow and bellybutton are the most common rejectors if I remember right.

1:23:12 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I haven't pierced it three times.

1:23:14 Caller We'll see. I know.

1:23:15 Drew Tongue, I've seen a bunch of infected tongues. I always worry they're going to bleed. I worry about that tongue thing because it's so close to your airway. If it gets infected, swells or bleeds and swells, you're not breathing.

1:23:26 Adam Yeah. With the tongue though, right when you take the piercing out, it closes within like 10 minutes.

1:23:31 Drew No, I know it, but is that a good thing or a bad thing you're describing?

1:23:34 Adam But it has cartilage, then cartilage builds up around it.

1:23:37 Drew That's an okay thing. What's the problem is, when you're putting a knife through a part of your tongue that can bleed and swell massively real fast, it can include your airway.

1:23:43 Adam You sound like Biz Marquis.

1:23:45 Caller My parents threatened me because I'm going to college next year too, and they said if I got my tongue pierced, they wouldn't pay for my tuition.

1:23:50 Drew Well, there you go. Don't get pierced.

1:23:52 Adam Don't get pierced too.

1:23:53 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You don't get pierced yet.

1:23:54 Caller Well, for Korn, I love you guys so much. Jonathan, I was going to dress up as you for Halloween, but I wasn't able to.

1:24:00 Drew All right.

1:24:01 Jimmy Kimmel So she went as Pokemon and stuff.

1:24:03 Drew She went as Pikachu.

1:24:04 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Teletubby.

1:24:06 Drew Nathan 17.

1:24:07 Caller Hey.

1:24:08 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Hi, Nathan.

1:24:09 Caller Hey, Jonathan. Yeah. You are my fricking idol, dude.

1:24:12 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Fricking.

1:24:13 Caller Wee. I had to say a different word, but we're on the air or something.

1:24:16 Adam Yeah, we're on the air.

1:24:16 Caller Cool. Yeah, I'm like, if I was there with you right now, I'd be kissing your feet. Yeah. I'm going to do that.

1:24:26 Jimmy Kimmel It's good that you're not then.

1:24:29 Caller Yeah. My question is, I got a few questions for you actually. One is about falling away from me. The second verse, what is the word for that starting out?

1:24:40 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel I have no clue, man.

1:24:41 Caller You have no cute clue.

1:24:43 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Clue.

1:24:43 Drew What's your other question, Nathan? What's your other question?

1:24:46 Jimmy Kimmel Do we have the karaoke disc?

1:24:48 Adam Hey, just feel it bad.

1:24:50 Caller I'm actually a corn martyr because I get all my stuff taken away from my parents.

1:24:55 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Control freaks.

1:24:57 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Do your parents like that?

1:24:58 Adam Control freaks.

1:24:59 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Control freak parents.

1:25:01 Caller My dad's a pastor, so.

1:25:02 Caller No, you.

1:25:05 Drew There's your fan base.

1:25:06 Caller Huh? There's nothing.

1:25:10 Caller I'm sorry, I'm about ready to start crying.

1:25:11 Drew Show them the clergy.

1:25:14 Adam We love you.

1:25:16 Caller I'm going to have to have you say that to somebody else. My other question is also about elementary records. I heard some other guy talking about he has a band and everything. Oh, so do I. I'm actually the singer for it, inspired by you, Mr. Davis. Thanks. I was just wondering why working you can the demo too. Like an address or something.

1:25:38 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel It's easy. If anybody wants to send a demo to it, it's easy. There's an address on our album that you can send all the demos to and we'll get them and go through them.

1:25:47 Drew Josh is 19.

1:25:49 Jimmy Kimmel PO. Box FU.

1:25:52 Caller It is.

1:25:53 Jimmy Kimmel There's no way we're going to listen to this in Indiana.

1:25:55 Drew Josh.

1:25:56 Caller Hey.

1:25:56 Drew What's up?

1:25:56 Caller How you doing?

1:25:57 Drew Good.

1:25:58 Caller Oh, man. I got to...

1:26:00 Caller Hey.

1:26:00 Caller How you doing, Korn?

1:26:01 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel How you doing, man?

1:26:02 Caller Hey, all right. Well, I'm 19 and I'm just, like, unsocial.

1:26:09 Caller I don't know what it is.

1:26:10 Caller I've never had a girlfriend. I've never dated.

1:26:11 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Is this Josh?

1:26:12 Caller I've never kissed. It's just kind of, you know, pissing me off.

1:26:18 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Why?

1:26:18 Adam You want to be social?

1:26:19 Caller Yeah. I mean...

1:26:20 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Why don't you go be social?

1:26:21 Caller I mean, I've been 19 years. I mean...

1:26:24 Drew You panic when you try to be with people?

1:26:26 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Yeah.

1:26:26 Caller I mean, I have, like, one friend. What do you look like?

1:26:29 Adam So do I. Me and you, we're the same.

1:26:32 Drew Do you mean you have no skills to be social or it panics you to be social?

1:26:37 Caller I guess so. I mean, I have a job barely. And then, I mean, it sucks.

1:26:42 Jimmy Kimmel What kind of job do you have?

1:26:44 Caller I mean...

1:26:44 Caller What kind of job do you have?

1:26:45 Adam Sitcom. I hear a sitcom right now.

1:26:48 Caller But, I mean, I don't know what it is. I mean...

1:26:52 Jimmy Kimmel What kind of job do you have?

1:26:53 Caller Oh, I work in a video store.

1:26:55 Drew Customer service?

1:26:55 Caller Yeah.

1:26:56 Jimmy Kimmel You work in a video store? Are there any girls or anything that work there? No, guys don't like you either, huh?

1:27:02 Caller Guys?

1:27:03 Caller No.

1:27:04 Adam Really?

1:27:04 Caller Why?

1:27:05 Adam Listen to hip hop, you become cool.

1:27:06 Drew Why do you think that is? Josh?

1:27:09 Caller What?

1:27:09 Drew Why don't people like you?

1:27:11 Caller I don't know.

1:27:12 Jimmy Kimmel Do you smell?

1:27:13 Caller No, I really don't smell.

1:27:15 Drew Are you just awkward and have no skills for dealing with people?

1:27:17 Caller Yeah, that's what I think. I just think it has something to do with, like, something that happened, like, in the past.

1:27:24 Drew What happened?

1:27:26 Caller I was molested by my dad for several years. That can, like, fifth through eighth grade.

1:27:33 Drew That can affect you, right?

1:27:34 Caller Yeah. I'm not sure.

1:27:37 Drew Yeah, of course.

1:27:38 Caller I think so.

1:27:38 Drew It's a shattering experience. How do you develop the resources internally, emotionally, to be able to go out into the world and sort of be okay as yourself after somebody just abused you so awfully?

1:27:52 Caller It's hard. I mean, it's hard just to wake up and say, okay, I'm going to go out and put on clothes, take a shower.

1:27:58 Drew You never thought about getting help?

1:28:00 Caller I meet people.

1:28:00 Drew You ever thought about getting help?

1:28:03 Caller Yeah, but I'm broke.

1:28:04 Drew Well, there are county health systems, wherever you are, there's always health available.

1:28:08 Jimmy Kimmel Are there really? How do you find that? I think most people just go, people don't or screw them, I'm at the base up.

1:28:14 Drew Yeah, no, they don't. There may be 20 bucks, but people don't understand that every county is responsible for providing health care for the population that can't afford it there. So you just go find out where your county resources are, county mental health services and get seen.

1:28:27 Caller Probably in town. I live in Madera County.

1:28:29 Drew I'm sure.

1:28:29 Caller Near and lovely San Joaquin Valley.

1:28:31 Drew Well, there's tons of resources up there. Check it out. Most cities have their own little internal resources. One of the things I'm trying to do is try to catalog all the different resources available in each town and then have people post their experiences in them.

1:28:47 Caller Where?

1:28:48 Drew drdrew.com.

1:28:49 Caller drdrew.com.

1:28:53 Drew You guys got to help me tonight, it's www.drdrew.com, log on to www.drdrew.com and register.

1:29:01 Jimmy Kimmel Win a trip to Bakersfield.

1:29:02 Drew Win a trip to Los Angeles. And then Korn. korn.com.

1:29:06 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel korn.com.

1:29:07 Drew So check us all out tonight. Let's see. Janine.

1:29:12 Caller Yeah. Hi.

1:29:13 Drew 16.

1:29:15 Yeah. I just want to say hi to Korn.

1:29:17 Drew Hi.

1:29:18 Caller Hi, Rob.

1:29:19 Caller Fieldy, you rock. You're cool.

1:29:22 Adam Okay.

1:29:23 Caller I love you.

1:29:23 Adam You're great. All right.

1:29:26 Well, you weren't getting enough recognition on the radio. I had to say that.

1:29:29 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Fieldy?

1:29:30 Fieldy.

1:29:33 Drew Fieldy.

1:29:33 Jimmy Kimmel Arthur Fielder, you are a bad...

1:29:35 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel You're such a Fielder.

1:29:37 Drew Jenny, what's going on?

1:29:39 Caller I had a question for Korn. I was wondering, you know how in the Family Values Tour you had the corn cage, right?

1:29:46 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Right.

1:29:47 Caller I was wondering if you're going to have that this tour?

1:29:49 Adam No.

1:29:50 Jimmy Kimmel Like a fan got to get in the cage.

1:29:53 Adam We have something else in mind to involve the fans.

1:29:56 Jimmy Kimmel Cattle prods.

1:29:57 Adam Yeah.

1:29:57 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Something like that.

1:29:58 Adam We're going to fly them in from helicopters or something.

1:30:01 Drew Brandy 24.

1:30:03 Caller Yeah. Two questions. Quick one for Korn, actually. John. It's said on your web page that you graduated from the San Francisco College of Mortuary Science.

1:30:14 Drew I forgot that about you. We talked about that first time we were here.

1:30:17 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Psycho.

1:30:18 Caller What year was that?

1:30:19 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That was a long, like, 89?

1:30:22 Caller Because our, I actually attend it now. And our president says that you dropped out or didn't graduate or whatever.

1:30:30 Adam No.

1:30:32 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel And we were trying to figure out the whole deal of it.

1:30:34 Caller Yeah.

1:30:34 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Actually, the Dilly. I went two semesters and then started doing apprenticeship. And then I got in the band, starting to get to finish.

1:30:44 Caller Good.

1:30:44 Adam Why don't you go back and finish just to finish?

1:30:46 Caller Actually, you could.

1:30:48 Caller Yeah, punk. You're a punk.

1:30:48 Caller I've talked to you about it already, but yeah.

1:30:52 Jimmy Kimmel Back to mortuary school.

1:30:54 Adam You just got to go finish. You almost finished.

1:30:57 Jimmy Kimmel I know I'm bored. I think I will.

1:30:58 Adam Go cut some more bodies of a finish.

1:31:00 Jimmy Kimmel You could do some public service announcements. I went back to school.

1:31:06 Adam I completed my school, mama.

1:31:08 Jimmy Kimmel Stay in school, kids.

1:31:10 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Stay in school.

1:31:10 Adam My mama said, don't protect y'all.

1:31:12 Drew You need to know.

1:31:14 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel That would be good.

1:31:16 Caller And my second one was for Drew. Yeah. I'm 24 and when I was 18, I had an abortion and I'm married now. And I'm pregnant and I'm on birth control. And we're not in a situation where we can take care of the child. I'm afraid of if I have a second abortion, what sort of damage it will do to my body.

1:31:39 Drew Well, each abortion carries a risk of some complication, right? And some of those complications can impact fertility, though it sounds like you're getting appropriate care and two abortions aren't necessarily associated with fertility problems.

1:31:54 Caller What was that?

1:31:55 Drew Two abortions are not necessarily associated with fertility problems. There is a risk of procedure every time you do it, both the risk of bleeding and infection and the risks of some impact on fertility. But it's pretty phenomenal.

1:32:06 Jimmy Kimmel Why are you pregnant though if you're on birth control?

1:32:09 Caller Yeah.

1:32:10 Jimmy Kimmel What was that?

1:32:10 Adam Somebody missed a pill.

1:32:11 Drew How did you get pregnant?

1:32:13 Caller How did I get pregnant?

1:32:13 Drew Did you miss a pill or something?

1:32:15 Jimmy Kimmel No.

1:32:15 Adam Or three?

1:32:16 Caller Just, there is a percentage, a chance that you can get pregnant.

1:32:19 Drew Yeah, but it's like...

1:32:20 Adam Like one, one million to one.

1:32:21 Drew Four per hundred thousand, yeah.

1:32:23 Caller And I had a friend who was on depot who got pregnant, so it's...

1:32:26 Drew And you weren't taking the antibiotics or any other medication at the same time?

1:32:28 Caller No. Huh.

1:32:30 Adam Somebody's missed a pill.

1:32:31 Caller That's awful.

1:32:33 Caller With child.

1:32:35 Drew And how come you can't have the child?

1:32:37 Caller Well, it's... No, I'm physically capable of having a child.

1:32:40 Drew No, but why don't you?

1:32:42 Caller Because we can't afford it.

1:32:44 Drew Sometimes these things aren't sort of under your willful planning and control.

1:32:49 Caller You know?

1:32:50 Drew Think long and hard about it.

1:32:52 Jimmy Kimmel Why don't you give it up for adoption?

1:32:53 Drew Give it up for adoption of the possibility. I just hate to see somebody that's... It's not like she's 14 with no resources. She's somebody who's married and stable and is going to have a job. I hate to see people have an abortion in that situation. Alright, guys. Korn, thank you very much. Thanks. We're going to take a break and be back in just a second. Jonathan Fieldy from Korn. Thank you for joining us tonight.

1:33:51 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Thank you for having us.

1:33:52 Adam Issues.

1:33:53 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Get it.

1:33:53 Drew Who's got issues?

1:33:54 Adam Oh, if you don't got it, get it.

1:33:57 Drew Jimmy.

1:33:57 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel A little pluggie plug.

1:33:58 Drew Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel.

1:34:00 Jimmy Kimmel That's a word that comes up a lot on this show.

1:34:02 Adam Come on, we got like two minutes, gotta give him a plug.

1:34:04 Jimmy Kimmel Yeah. You know what I'd like to mention if I could? drdrew.com, because it hasn't been mentioned in the internet. Please go to it.

1:34:12 Drew I appreciate that.

1:34:13 Adam You can find the Korn issue CD for sale on drdrew.com.

1:34:17 Drew Register, register. Can I sell your CD's on there?

1:34:19 Caller Drew's selling bootleg Korn t-shirts.

1:34:21 KoЯn w/ Jimmy Kimmel Bootleg.

1:34:22 Adam That's why he has all that gold on right now.

1:34:24 Jimmy Kimmel Oh, yeah.

1:34:25 Drew That's me.

1:34:25 Jimmy Kimmel Drew's like Don King.

1:34:26 Drew Yeah, that's me.

1:34:27 Adam He doesn't even wear a suit anymore. He's ghetto.

1:34:30 Drew All right, Jimmy, thanks for filling in for us.

1:34:32 Jimmy Kimmel It was my pleasure.

1:34:32 Drew Appreciate it. Korn, thanks for stopping in. You guys are certainly welcome anytime.

1:34:37 Adam This is for Jimmy.

1:34:38 Drew This is Dr. Drew signing off on Adam Corolla's behalf. We did a great job at the Billboard Awards tonight, and I am happy to give him a slight homage and say mahalo.

1:34:48 Caller Would you like a nut on his chest?

1:34:51 Drew Well, now.

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