Episode 1000754887796

4:08 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

4:14 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

4:16 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

4:19 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline.

4:24 Adam It is Loveline, just like the nice man says. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-4-2-4-55. Dr. Drew over there is a board-certified physician, an addiction medicine specialist. System of A Down is the band we have tonight. John, Darren and Shavo are all here. We saw these guys about two weeks ago, three weeks ago.

4:50 Around that, yeah.

4:51 Adam In a parking lot. But they rocked that parking lot, man.

4:55 System of A Down With horses.

4:57 Adam We did a signing, and we did the K-Rock calendar signing, the flagship station out here, if you could technically. I guess technically, they would be a flagship, even though they don't have a good jock kitchen. System of A Down was playing, and man, it was quite an event. All we could hear is reverb because we were behind the stage, but kids were banging their heads like no tomorrow. And you guys must have played, what did you play for, an hour and a half or something?

5:31 We played for about an hour, I think.

5:32 System of A Down Yeah, we didn't even know we were going to play.

5:35 Adam It seemed like a pretty good long parking lot concert.

5:39 That was fun.

5:40 System of A Down Hardly any of the songs were off the album.

5:41 Yeah.

5:42 Adam Well, everyone was going nuts, and then when they stopped playing, there was a mini riot, which is nice. A mini riot is nice because it shows enthusiasm, but no one really gets hurt.

5:53 Yeah. What's funny is that nothing really was happening. The kids were all pretty cool about it. I think that a lot of the riot situation happened because of the cops.

6:02 System of A Down I think the cops were rioting.

6:04 Adam Yeah, the cops showed up on horses and a helicopter.

6:07 You know, like the SWAT team was about to jump out of a window.

6:10 Adam The thing that was funny is these guys, cops showed up on horses and said, listen, the permit is only good till four o'clock and you guys got to clear out. And my ass was off the chair in about 30 seconds. I was like, let's not piss them off. Let's all go home.

6:25 System of A Down They told us if we signed something for any kid, they'd take us to jail.

6:29 Adam Really?

6:30 For insiding a riot.

6:31 System of A Down For insiding riots.

6:32 Adam You see the man trying to keep you down.

6:34 System of A Down It's all about the man.

6:36 Adam It is about the man, isn't it, Drew?

6:38 Drew All about the man.

6:39 Adam There you go.

6:39 System of A Down And the horses.

6:40 Adam You're doing a wonderful job just parroting what I say. I'll tell you what we should do. I think we should hear something from System of A Down right now. Do we got something? You queued up there? Yes. Good Anderson. Good. We got sugar queued up? Good.

6:59 I could actually use some sugar if you have any for this tea.

7:01 Adam Well, we'll get you some while we listen to it. Here we go. That is System of A Down, and if you didn't catch them at the K-Rock Calendar signing, you can see them at the Good Time Jamboree Theatre at Magic Manor.

9:46 Drew At Knott's Berry Farm.

9:47 Adam At Knott's Berry Farm.

9:48 I'm sorry.

9:49 Adam Every week there's a guest.

9:50 Twice a week, three shows a day.

9:51 Us and the puppet shows, both on the same day.

9:53 Adam They are the house band at the Good Time Jamboree Theatre. No, seriously, folks, you can see them the first. When's the first? Tomorrow. There you go, at the Whiskey and then at the Roxy down the street, on the third, the fourth at the Troubadour. And you guys just finished a tour up with Limp Bizkit and then it's off to Europe for the Black Sabbath Reunion Tour.

10:21 System of A Down Yes.

10:21 Adam Wow, that's cool.

10:22 Very exciting.

10:23 Adam Is Ozzy gonna be there?

10:24 System of A Down I hope.

10:25 Well, let's hope so. Because it's Black Sabbath, so.

10:28 Adam You think he kinda has to, doesn't he?

10:30 Maybe it's gonna be somebody else.

10:31 Drew Somehow wouldn't be a reunion without him.

10:32 Adam Drew, you stop banging your head to Sabbath after Ozzy moved on, didn't you?

10:38 Drew No, I still live it out.

10:39 Adam You still banging it?

10:40 System of A Down You like it pretty good?

10:41 Drew I'm into the new music, yeah.

10:42 System of A Down You like the Dio stuff?

10:43 Drew The what?

10:44 Adam Yeah, Dio. You know.

10:46 System of A Down No, the stuff that Sabbath did with Dio.

10:48 Adam Yeah.

10:49 You know, Marlboro?

10:50 Adam Before Rainbow?

10:51 Yeah.

10:51 Adam You know what I'm saying?

10:52 Yeah.

10:53 Adam Yeah.

10:53 Oh, yeah, that, that, yeah.

10:55 Adam Yeah, Drew Bangs.

10:56 System of A Down Heaven and Hell, man.

10:57 Adam Drew Bangs' head. Mary?

10:59 Yeah.

10:59 Adam You're 18. What's up?

11:01 Caller No, before I say anything, can I say something?

11:04 Yes, before you say anything.

11:05 I'm sorry.

11:07 Caller Adam, I think you're gorgeous.

11:08 Adam Thanks. I look even better tonight because I'm wearing makeup.

11:12 You know what?

11:12 Adam He also smells very nice.

11:13 Caller I think it's the lipstick that makes you look really good, though.

11:15 Adam Thank you. Thanks, Mary.

11:17 Adam, can I say something?

11:18 Adam Yes.

11:19 You smell so nice right now. I don't know.

11:22 Oh, yeah. I just wanted to know if there's any risk to getting a breath reduction.

11:26 Adam What do you got?

11:28 34Ds.

11:29 Adam Yeah. How big are you?

11:32 Caller I'm not big. I'm actually 125.

11:36 Adam How tall?

11:37 Caller I'll change the thing.

11:37 Caller I'm 5'4.

11:38 Adam Wow. And you got a 34D going?

11:41 Caller Yeah.

11:41 Nice rack.

11:42 Adam What's the problem?

11:44 It's embarrassing.

11:45 Caller I'm walking down the street, and guys are hollering at me, nice tits.

11:50 System of A Down So that's a good thing.

11:53 Caller Well, not for me.

11:54 It just makes me feel bad.

11:55 Caller You know?

11:56 Adam Right. All right. And are they giving you any back problems or anything?

12:01 Actually, it's just a little. Not really.

12:03 Caller But, you know, it's just like at night.

12:07 Adam 34D is big, but it's not humongous big.

12:11 Oh, but they just look big on me, you know?

12:13 Caller They just look odd.

12:15 Right.

12:15 Adam Because you're small frame.

12:17 How big is your weight?

12:18 Caller I'm a size 28.

12:20 28? Doesn't sound like it's too big for Portia.

12:24 Adam Is it big for her?

12:24 System of A Down Yeah, but it's making her feel bad. She's the important one here, right? True.

12:28 Adam Right. But 125, 34D, I mean, that's big, but it's not grotesque and it's kind of nice. I mean, a lot of guys enjoy that. And maybe you ought to just work on the psychology and the emotional side of this before you go under the knife.

12:46 See, because I already had, like, therapy, you know?

12:48 Caller And then...

12:48 Drew What did you have therapy for?

12:50 Caller No, it's just because my dad, you know, he was, like, an alcoholic and stuff.

12:53 Drew Yeah, what happened? Did he do anything sexual to you?

12:56 Caller No, he left, actually, when I was 10. So, you know, I don't really remember much about him.

13:02 Adam Right.

13:02 So I just, like, got into therapy after he left.

13:05 Adam How long have you been doing the therapy?

13:06 Caller Well, I kind of stopped when I was 17.

13:10 Like, last year, I think, yeah.

13:12 Adam Right.

13:13 Drew But you did it for seven years?

13:14 Caller Yeah.

13:14 Adam Wow.

13:15 Drew That's good.

13:16 Adam But what the hell do you get done at 10? I mean, in therapy.

13:19 Caller You know, it was just, like, verbal abuse, you know?

13:21 Adam Right, right.

13:22 Drew We formed trusting relationships.

13:24 Adam All right. So here's what...

13:26 System of A Down What does this have to do with tits?

13:28 Adam That's a good question.

13:29 Drew Sorry. I just brought it up, I guess. The breast reduction is a surgery. There's risks of anesthesia, there's risks of infection, risks of bleeding, and the scars are pretty big. There's a big inverted T.

13:38 Caller Oh, wow. I know the scars are so big.

13:41 Drew It goes down from the nipple and then all the way across underneath.

13:44 System of A Down And then less to grab on to.

13:46 Adam Hey, Mary.

13:47 Caller Yeah.

13:48 Adam Why don't you do this? Are you still in therapy?

13:50 Caller No, I got out last year.

13:51 Adam Why don't you just give it a little more time and a little more therapy before you go under the knife?

13:57 Caller Really?

13:58 Adam It may change your mind.

13:59 Caller Right.

14:00 Adam You're 18.

14:00 Caller Right.

14:01 Adam You know what I'm saying?

14:02 Caller Yeah.

14:03 Adam Okay.

14:03 Drew This may be easier to handle all this abuse that you're taking from the man, and it must rekindle some old feelings, too.

14:09 Adam I'm guessing it kind of reminds her of something.

14:12 Yeah.

14:12 Adam Yeah. All right. Bill?

14:14 Yeah.

14:14 Adam Hello. Darren, you got to take that jacket off.

14:18 System of A Down Oh, I'm sorry.

14:18 Adam That is the world's loudest jacket.

14:20 Drew Squeakiest jacket.

14:20 Adam I feel like I'm making out with Elvis when I hear that thing going.

14:24 System of A Down Making out with Elvis.

14:25 Drew Bill?

14:26 I got to remember that quote.

14:27 Drew All right.

14:28 Adam I just thought of it, but you can have it.

14:30 System of A Down Bill?

14:30 Adam It's yours. It's yours.

14:31 Yeah.

14:31 Adam You're 16.

14:32 Caller Okay. Okay. I have a problem. I've been in love with this girl. She's my friend, and I've known her for about three years, and I see her every day, and for two weeks I've been planning to tell her how I feel, that I like her, and every time I get up to her, you know, I just like change the subject or what, or I get ready to say, and I like punk out. And it's like everybody says, oh, just tell her how you feel. You know, it's not that easy. It really isn't. You know? My luck with girls is like just extremely terrible.

14:59 Drew She's a friend of yours?

15:01 Caller Yeah, and I just want to tell her how I feel.

15:02 Drew And why don't you take her out?

15:05 Caller Because, you know, I don't want to like ruin a friendship by like asking her out.

15:07 Drew Well, then if you don't ask her out, don't tell her how you feel.

15:10 Caller But I want to.

15:11 Drew No, forget it.

15:11 Adam How long have you been friends with her?

15:12 Caller About three years.

15:13 Uh-uh.

15:15 Adam It's way too late. But look, if you're going to freak her out, if you tell her how you feel. Here's how you tell her how you feel without telling her how you feel.

15:23 Caller Okay, give me some tips.

15:24 Adam Okay. You just say, listen, you want to go to a movie Saturday night?

15:30 Caller I don't drive.

15:31 Adam Okay. You don't have a moped or something? I mean, okay. I went to movies before I could drive. Why don't you drive? You're 16.

15:40 Caller Walk. I have to wait for someone to drop you off.

15:42 Adam You have to do what?

15:43 Caller I get my license in June.

15:45 Adam Okay. Do you have any friends that could drive you?

15:48 Caller Yeah.

15:49 Adam Okay. Ask her out, but don't tell her the way you feel because you might just freak her out.

15:53 Drew Right. If she doesn't go out with you.

15:55 Adam That's the answer.

15:57 Drew That's where you stop. Don't bother telling her how you feel because it's not going to be received.

16:01 Caller Plus, I've never had any kind of experience with a girl.

16:03 Adam No kidding. Bill, listen. Couple date. You're doing a lot of thinking and not much doing.

16:10 Caller I have to think because I don't want her to say no.

16:12 Adam You're doing a lot of planning and there's a lot of fantasy building here.

16:16 Caller What do I say when I see her tomorrow?

16:17 Adam Okay. First off, you've known her for three years.

16:20 Caller Yeah.

16:20 Adam Why didn't you make your move?

16:22 Drew Two and a half years ago.

16:22 Caller I'm a little pussy.

16:23 Adam Okay.

16:24 System of A Down At least you admit it.

16:25 Adam At least we're on the same page. I like Bill.

16:27 System of A Down Props for that one.

16:29 Adam No, Bill, that's your problem. You're beating yourself up. Your self-esteem is not what it should be.

16:34 Caller No, it is. I just know I'm a little... I'm scary when it comes to her.

16:37 Caller Dude, build your self-esteem up, man.

16:39 Adam Listen, here's what you do.

16:40 Caller Come on.

16:40 Adam You're gonna see her tomorrow?

16:42 Caller Yes.

16:42 Adam You ask her what she's doing Saturday night.

16:44 Caller Okay. And if I say, what are you doing Saturday night? Oh, I'm busy. That's basically it.

16:48 Adam That's an answer.

16:49 Drew It's over.

16:50 Adam It's over.

16:51 Drew If she wants to go out with you, she will find an excuse to go out.

16:54 Caller She might think he just wants to hang out.

16:56 Adam No, no. Bill, ask her out Saturday. That's it. And listen, guys.

17:00 System of A Down Stop being a wuss.

17:01 Adam You guys think that you can convince a woman because of the depth of your love or your desperation.

17:09 Drew That just drives them away.

17:10 Adam That drives them away. That stinks of loser. You know what I mean? It's like, hey, do you want to go out Saturday night? No, not really. Wait a minute. You don't understand. I'm really in love with you. Now they really don't want to go out Saturday night.

17:24 Caller But I think you should definitely at least mention the fact that he is interested in her because otherwise when he gets older he's just going to kick himself for not doing it.

17:31 Adam Well the way...

17:32 System of A Down You know, he can't say something.

17:33 Adam But the way he can say something is asking her out.

17:36 Caller Definitely.

17:36 System of A Down Yeah, but what if she is doing something Saturday night? And if they've been friends for all this time...

17:41 Adam Then she'll say, how about Friday? Or he can say, how about Friday?

17:45 Caller But at least bring it up. Otherwise, this guy is probably just going to think about this for another six months.

17:51 System of A Down Basically, this guy's problem is that he's a wuss. Stop being a wuss, and just do your thing, and if it doesn't work out...

17:57 Adam He should have asked three years ago, now it's all built up, and he's going to drown her in his love and desperation.

18:04 Caller No, this is really young, so...

18:05 Drew There's a reason he's in front, Bill.

18:06 Adam Right. Alex?

18:08 Yeah.

18:08 Adam You're 18. What's up?

18:11 Caller Nothing much, just wanted to ask the band a couple of questions. You guys... What did you guys think about the show on Pasadena?

18:21 System of A Down It was good. The show was good. The crowd was cool. It was the cops that sucked.

18:24 Caller Yep. I almost got arrested, to tell you the truth.

18:26 System of A Down So did I.

18:27 Yeah.

18:29 Caller I wanted to ask Shavo something.

18:31 Caller What's up?

18:32 Caller Is you there?

18:33 Caller Yes, I'm here.

18:33 Caller Okay. I'm the guy that gave you a T-shirt. Do you remember that?

18:36 Caller What kind of T-shirt?

18:37 Caller It was a black shirt. It said Schism on it.

18:39 Caller Yeah, I remember you. What's up, man?

18:40 Caller Yeah, I was going to ask you if you guys can put it up anytime on stage on the third show.

18:46 Caller I'll try to find it somewhere in my room and all the...

18:51 Adam Let me give you two words for the Schism shirt. Whack bib. Do you understand? Schism might as well just say jism now. All right, Alex, he's going to snap it in half and see if he can work it into this washing machine and then maybe he'll bring it out on stage.

19:09 System of A Down And then we'll hang it.

19:10 Adam All right, because I know where all those bad band t-shirts go. Right over the belly, like a tablecloth. Rick?

19:21 Yeah?

19:21 Adam You're 14. What's up?

19:24 Caller I faked my way into the show so I could talk to System of A Down.

19:27 Adam All right.

19:28 Hey.

19:29 Adam It worked beautifully. How's it going?

19:30 Caller Huh?

19:31 How you doing?

19:32 Caller It's going good. You guys are one of my favorite bands. I love you guys.

19:37 Caller Thank you very much, man. 14 years old.

19:40 Adam Where are you calling from, Rick?

19:41 Caller I'm calling from Tacoma, Washington.

19:43 Caller All right.

19:45 Caller I really want to see you guys live, but you guys haven't come.

19:48 Adam Well, go to Europe and catch them during the Black Sabbath reunion tour.

19:54 Caller We're actually going to be around Portland area, I think on the 8th of December.

19:58 Caller Yeah. I couldn't get a ride that far. You guys came to the Gorge a while ago, but I couldn't get a ride.

20:04 Adam It doesn't suck.

20:04 System of A Down That was the wheelchair show.

20:06 Adam It sucked when you're a kid and you're just beg your parents to drive you places that they don't want to drive you. You know what I mean?

20:13 Caller I went through that.

20:15 System of A Down I made them listen to Kiss though while they did it.

20:18 Adam Well, see, I didn't want to piss them off because I figured I wouldn't get driven anywhere else. But it was like, my folks had me convinced that driving was sort of... You know, my mom... These chairs...

20:30 System of A Down I don't know, but I'm putting my jacket back on because it's cold.

20:33 Adam No, no, that jacket's way too loud. Come on, get a blanket.

20:39 Caller Loud isn't like noisy loud or loud isn't wow.

20:42 Adam No, noisy loud.

20:44 Caller It's affecting the mic.

20:45 Adam You hear that? Watch, move around.

20:47 Oh, wow.

20:48 Adam You can hear that, right? All right, you can wear it, you can't move. No, Westwood One's a dump, I apologize for it, I really do. And they don't have any chairs in here. Drew and I have nice chairs because the listeners gave us these chairs. You guys have to...

21:03 System of A Down We have to squirm...

21:04 Adam .piece of S chairs because those are the ones that Westwood One bought in 1963.

21:10 System of A Down We don't mind.

21:10 Adam It's sort of a Navy salvage yard or something. Oh, they're such cheap apps over here.

21:14 System of A Down Thanks for liking the band, man.

21:16 Adam Yeah, all right.

21:17 Caller Sorry we can't go to your city.

21:20 Adam Well, you'll be close enough.

21:21 Caller Not yet, at least sometime.

21:23 Adam Andy?

21:23 Drew Yeah.

21:24 Adam You're 21.

21:26 Caller Yeah.

21:28 I kind of have this problem. I'm addicted to role-playing games.

21:33 Drew You're gay.

21:33 Adam Drew, please hold on now. Let him talk. Go ahead.

21:39 Like, I don't know. I play D&D at least three times a week for about six hours.

21:47 Caller Dandy? What's Dandy?

21:48 D&D.

21:49 Caller Dungeons and Dragons.

21:50 Adam Oh, okay. Right. Six hours at a time?

21:53 Drew Yeah.

21:55 System of A Down Are you really good at it?

21:57 Yeah, I'm the DM.

21:58 Caller At least you're using your imagination.

22:00 Caller Dragon Master.

22:01 System of A Down What's your problem?

22:03 Well, the problem is, is when I'm not playing it, I'm like preoccupied about playing it.

22:10 Caller So you're always playing it?

22:12 Adam Yeah.

22:12 Caller Even when you're not playing it?

22:13 Caller Sounds like you're a good dungeon master. You're always thinking about it.

22:17 Adam You gotta get laid, Dandy.

22:18 Caller Take a break.

22:19 Adam There's no guy who's heavily into D&D.

22:21 System of A Down Get into porno, man.

22:23 Caller Cold turkey, just stop. Just like one day, you're into DM no more. That's it.

22:27 System of A Down Get into porno.

22:27 Adam Hold on, John, you're into D&D?

22:30 Caller Love it.

22:30 Adam And you get laid?

22:32 Caller Quite frequently, actually.

22:33 Drew He's in a band.

22:34 Adam But you're in a band. Wow. You know, it's funny, when a chick meets John, she has to really be torn. It's like, on one hand, he's in a band. I should screw him. But he is in the Dungeons and Dragons. Jesus, I don't know what to do.

22:46 System of A Down So his looks have absolutely nothing to do with it.

22:48 Caller No, not when you're in a band, they don't.

22:50 Adam The band and the Dungeons and Dragons have to tear women apart right down the middle.

22:54 Caller Don't forget the video games. We have all kinds of problems with me.

22:57 System of A Down They just get into porn and you'll get over your problem.

23:00 Adam Hey, Andy.

23:01 We have another problem. All right.

23:02 Adam Listen.

23:04 System of A Down Then you'll have my problem.

23:06 Adam Are you going out with women?

23:09 I have been on one day in about two and a half years.

23:13 Adam Right.

23:14 Drew How old are you again? One day and this is a Tuesday.

23:17 Adam Okay. Listen, Andy, here's the deal. You have two choices. You either stop playing the Dungeons and Dragons or you start a band. That's those are your two choices.

23:26 Caller Start a band, dude.

23:27 Adam That's a tough one. But listen, here's why you're drifting off into this fantasy world because you don't have a reality world. You don't have one. You know, in reality world, where you work, where you hang out with buddies, where you get laid, where you go to movies. I mean, that's people you have, you know, you like sports or whatever.

23:46 System of A Down Do you have buddies? Do you have any buddies that you're hanging out with?

23:49 Adam Dungeons and Dragons.

23:50 Caller Yeah, I play with buddies, but.

23:54 Caller Do you know people who don't do that?

23:56 System of A Down Yeah, don't play Dungeons and Dragons, hang out with them.

23:58 Adam Yeah.

23:58 System of A Down See what they're doing.

23:59 Adam All right. Andy, that's it. Slow down, get a job.

24:03 Caller You'll have a better life, man.

24:04 Adam You're living.

24:05 Caller You'll learn more about things.

24:06 Adam You're living at home, right?

24:08 Caller Yeah, I'm bipolar.

24:10 Adam Okay. Take your meds, move out, get a job, start a band, meet a chick. Okay? All right. I've just mapped out the next five years of his life. Dungeons and Dragons. System of A Down is our guest tonight. That's also the name of their CD. We're going to take a little break. Then when we come back, a very hard-hitting interview with Darren's jacket. By the way, a rare and controversial. It's a very reclusive jacket. It normally doesn't do interviews. We have a rare interview. So we'll get to that after this.

24:44 Caller So we're about to get funky.

24:47 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

24:51 Adam We'll be right back. It is the Loveline. I'm Adam, that is Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. John, Darren, and Shavar are all here from System of A Down, and that's the name of the CD. I'll tell you again where you can find them a little bit later in the show, but until then, we'll get back to the phones. Yeah.

25:42 Drew Real quickly, a word in from Paris. They've decided to allow women in Paris to get the morning after pill from their school directly.

25:51 Adam You mean like high school?

25:53 Drew Yep. Wow. Like condoms. And here's the really astonishing thing. The French are in a snit. They consider it a major public health problem that there's so many teen pregnancies, okay? They are very concerned about it because it affects as many as 10,000 girls in France.

26:09 Adam Right.

26:10 Drew Okay.

26:11 Adam And here, that's 10,000 girls just in North Hollywood.

26:15 Drew Here, we're up in the tens of millions.

26:17 Caller Wow. Tens of millions. Wow.

26:19 Adam Yeah.

26:19 Caller Seems like we're always behind on that kind of stuff.

26:21 Adam I don't like to give them French too much credit, but...

26:23 Caller And we have the rules where you have to be 18, and they have the 16 rule, and they have less pregnancies and less everything else.

26:30 Adam Oh, and they've had that blessed RU486 over there for a while.

26:34 Drew See, they're going around the RU486, and the damn this M article, though, they... this is a nationally, you know, sort of a UPA... you know, UPI...

26:45 Caller UPS?

26:46 Adam No, API.

26:47 Drew API, API. And it says, the pill... this pill works by preventing implantation of a fertilized egg. Oh, for Christ's sake. International...

26:57 Adam Right, it's not a fertilized egg.

26:58 Drew It's not how it works.

26:59 Right.

27:00 Adam That's what pisses Drew off, and that's what makes people think it's an abortion pill. David?

27:05 Yes?

27:05 Adam You're 29.

27:06 Caller Yes.

27:06 Adam What is up?

27:07 Caller How are you guys doing tonight?

27:09 Adam Good.

27:09 Caller All right. Um, last night I had a really, really weird experience with two of my coworkers, a girl and a guy. Um, we went out and had a couple drinks. I mean, the guy wasn't drinking, but the girl was. We went out to a pool hall. And what it was, was I set him and her up. We all worked together. And I'm actually attracted to her. I found out, like, later on in the evening. Um, you know, I think I liked her from the beginning when I first started working there, but, um... So we all went out and went back to his apartment in Brooklyn. And they started, like, making out on the couch, but she was, like, playing footsies with me. So I was like, man, what's going on with this? And so they just, like, after a little while, they just got up and went to the bedroom there.

27:52 System of A Down And why didn't you go with them?

27:54 Caller What's that?

27:54 System of A Down Why didn't you go with them? She was playing footsie with you, making out. She wants two guys.

27:59 Caller I'm like, you know what I mean?

28:01 System of A Down Yeah, don't screw the guy. Don't screw the guy. Screw her. Haven't you watched pornos? There's, like, you know, shit going on with two guys, one girl.

28:08 Adam Hold on with the S word, everybody. You got to go easy on that.

28:12 System of A Down Oh, sorry.

28:13 Adam But listen, that stuff is well choreographed. Yeah. This you don't know.

28:18 Caller Go ahead. Well, anyway, they go into the room. And the thing is, you know, she comes out the next morning and me and her are having a cigarette. We're kind of touching each other, kissing a little bit and everything.

28:28 Adam Well, what were you doing in the living room?

28:31 Caller I slept on the couch and they went to his bedroom.

28:33 Caller Why didn't you leave?

28:34 Caller So I was kind of, you know.

28:36 Drew What's your question?

28:37 Caller Well, I kind of don't know how to deal with it now. We all work together and actually we're all working together on New Year's Eve. And I really like this girl, but this guy is a really nice guy. And I don't want her to feel anything. She doesn't know. She's kind of confused about who she likes.

28:49 Drew Look, she forgets.

28:51 Adam She's kind of confused. She's like, listen, I take my eggs over easy. Now I'm going to go bang this co-worker in the bedroom. We'll be out in about nine hours.

29:00 Drew She is all over the place.

29:01 System of A Down I think you should bang her too, bro.

29:04 Drew This is not somebody who's ready for a relationship.

29:07 Adam What's that?

29:07 Drew She's not ready for a relationship.

29:09 Yeah.

29:09 System of A Down Okay. Don't do the relationship thing with her though.

29:11 Adam David, hold on buddy. You're 29 years old.

29:14 Caller Yeah.

29:15 Caller You should know this by now.

29:16 Adam You're not 17. Yeah, I know.

29:18 Caller But, you know, that's not a thing. Come on. I'm not stupid. I mean, I really like this girl. I've been out with plenty of girls and I'm really attracted to this girl. But I don't want to hurt his feelings. You know what I mean?

29:26 Caller Well, if you care about his feelings, homeboys stick together. No, no, no.

29:30 Adam Listen.

29:30 Caller Go listen to me. Yeah. They just...

29:32 Adam Go find somebody else.

29:33 Caller If you're 29 years old, you could probably find somebody else.

29:35 Drew What kind of work you guys are?

29:36 Caller If he's into her.

29:37 Caller We're all waiters.

29:39 Adam Okay.

29:39 Caller We're East Side of Manhattan.

29:40 System of A Down That makes a great scenario.

29:41 Adam Listen. Find another waitress chick and call her your own.

29:46 Caller I don't think you want to mess around with somebody that you work with anyway.

29:49 Adam That is a good point. Number two, if he did get together with this girl eventually, it would then end up bothering him that he saw her leave and go in the other room with this other guy. Well, he sat and watched cable all night. And I don't know what's up with him. He's 29 years old and we're playing footsie. So, that really meant something. And tell the time she got up and went in the room and had sex with the guy.

30:15 Drew She has not got good boundaries.

30:16 Adam But when she got out of the bathroom, when she came out of the room the next day, she gave me a hug.

30:21 Caller And a kiss.

30:22 Adam She had a hug. I mean, come on.

30:24 Caller And what have they been doing all night that you're kissing her in the morning?

30:26 Caller What do you care about?

30:27 System of A Down Seriously, man.

30:28 Adam That's right.

30:28 System of A Down Watch out who you're kissing.

30:30 Adam Mike?

30:31 Yeah.

30:31 Adam You're 22.

30:32 Caller Yeah.

30:32 Adam What is going on with you?

30:34 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew about the rhythm method.

30:37 Drew Right.

30:39 Caller Is it true that a woman is only fertile 72 hours each month?

30:44 Drew She's actually probably fertile in more like 24.

30:48 Caller So if you...

30:49 Drew Well, not necessarily every month that way, but there's a basically 24-hour period where she can be fertilized.

30:56 Caller So if you have sex any other time besides that, she can't get pregnant?

31:01 Drew If there's no egg there, she can't get pregnant. But how do you predict whether there's an egg there?

31:06 Caller Um, isn't it like...

31:08 Caller I thought it was like right before the period?

31:11 Drew No.

31:12 Adam No. There's something with ovulation, but you never know when chicks ovulate.

31:17 Drew Or they can ovulate twice in a month. All kinds of things can happen. So rhythm method is better than nothing, but if you need birth control, that is not birth control.

31:26 So how exactly does the rhythm method work?

31:29 Adam It doesn't work.

31:29 Drew It doesn't work.

31:30 Adam That's the thing.

31:30 Drew It doesn't work.

31:31 Adam It doesn't work because you can't predict it.

31:34 Drew That's where you try to time the sexual intercourse away from ovulation. And you can measure the basal body temperature and you can try to time when she ovulates, but it's very, it's rather unpredictable.

31:45 Caller Sounds a little too scientific for lovemaking.

31:48 Adam Mike, why don't you just get her on the pill?

31:50 Drew Why don't you just use a condom?

31:52 Caller She's already on the pill, plus she wants to use a condom.

31:55 Caller Why don't you guys use a foam or something?

31:58 Drew Mike, Mike, Jelly, when somebody's on the pill, there is no rhythm.

32:05 System of A Down And there shouldn't be a condom either.

32:06 Caller There should be regular.

32:07 Drew Well, a condom is okay for safe sex, but there is no rhythm, there's no ovulation, there's no nothing. The pills have taken over. I just thought it'd be like safer if you. Mike, there's no rhythm when somebody's on the pill. There's no ovulation.

32:21 Adam Hey, Mike.

32:22 Caller So should I tell her that she should don't worry if she's on the pill or?

32:25 Drew That is the most effective contraception period other than the abstinence.

32:29 Adam All right, Mike.

32:30 Okay.

32:31 Adam You going to junior college?

32:32 No, I'm at the university.

32:35 Adam Really?

32:35 Yeah.

32:36 Adam You better hope they're not monitoring this call. They'll toss your ass right out. You're an embarrassment to your classmates. You understand me? All right. All right. Take health again, would you? All right.

32:47 Drew No rhythm. Just go look up the menstrual cycle.

32:49 Adam Do they have health in college?

32:50 Drew The encyclopedia and you'll see when the encyclopedias occur. That is all suppressed by the birth control pills.

32:55 Adam Sean, you're 17.

32:57 Caller Oh, it's Sean.

32:59 System of A Down You're 17.

33:00 Adam You're right. You're 17. Go ahead.

33:02 Caller Hey, what's up, system of down? What's up? Hey, I was at the Best Buy thing a couple of weeks ago.

33:08 System of A Down Did you almost get arrested?

33:09 Caller Huh?

33:10 System of A Down Did you almost get arrested?

33:11 Caller No, I had to leave early. It was my homecoming that day.

33:13 Caller Did you give Shavo a shirt?

33:15 Caller No, I couldn't. I just had to leave too early. I've been longing to watch you guys for about half an hour. I've been loving you guys for about six months now. You guys are the bomb, man.

33:24 System of A Down Thank you, thank you.

33:25 Caller Hey, I just had a quick question. Do you guys have an upcoming song about the genocide again? Or is it just Pluck For Now?

33:32 System of A Down It's Pluck For Now.

33:33 Caller Oh, is it?

33:34 Caller And if something comes up that we feel strongly about that topic, we might do something about it.

33:39 Caller I'm the president of the Armenian Club at my school.

33:41 Caller Okay.

33:42 Caller And last year or the past year, the past April 24th, we had a poetry reading. And I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions along the lines of the genocide that you guys can talk about or what pointers you have that I can introduce about this upcoming year?

33:58 Caller All it is is you got to just make them aware, just make people aware as many people possible about the fact that it did happen.

34:06 Drew Why don't you go talk about it? I actually am aware of this.

34:08 Adam You're talking about the Armenian genocide? Yeah, I know all about it. I was there.

34:12 System of A Down Yeah, but there's a lot of people that don't.

34:15 Drew When was that exactly?

34:16 Caller It was in 1915.

34:18 Caller April 24th is the commemoration.

34:21 Caller Technically, that's like the day that it started.

34:22 Caller 1.5 million Armenians were massacred.

34:24 Caller What you can do if you want to get some more information on it is called the Armenian Consulate, and they can probably give you all kinds of stuff.

34:30 Adam Who got them? The Russians?

34:31 Caller No, the Turkish people.

34:33 Caller The Turkish government.

34:34 Adam Filthy Turks.

34:34 System of A Down Damn Turks.

34:36 Adam Then they should have known it.

34:37 Caller So anyway, about 1.5 million Turks, that was bad. That was a dying Turkey. Anyway, no, it's not the Turkish people that we don't like or have anything against. It's the whole government and the whole fact that they still don't recognize the fact that the genocide did happen. And it's like a forgotten genocide.

34:56 Drew Friends of Armenia, their grandparents were there.

34:59 Caller My grandparents were there too.

35:00 Drew They all have stories about it.

35:02 Caller I'm from Armenia. And my grandpa was rescued by a Greek ship who was just taking people off the coast of the Mediterranean. And it was hell. And until today, I think only France recognizes the fact that it actually happened.

35:23 Adam The French, they got the morning after pill. They recognized the Armenian genocide. I mean, I'm getting ready to move to France. I really am. What language they speak over there, Drew? Huh? You could go with me. You act as my interpreter.

35:41 Caller They don't like Americans too much.

35:42 Adam Drew speaks fluent French. He'll pass himself off as a Parisian. No problem at all.

35:46 Caller Drew, do you want to sleep with me?

35:49 Caller No.

35:49 Caller Come on, man.

35:51 Caller Please.

35:55 Adam Jen, you're 19.

35:58 Caller Yeah.

35:58 Adam What's up?

36:00 Caller Okay.

36:01 Caller How it goes is that I got pregnant by a guy, so to speak, I guess. A couple of weeks later, I met another guy, but he was like a really close friend of mine anyway, so we started seeing each other. Well, after my pregnancy and everything else, he's been with me through everything. And now, the dad wants me to go take her, to go see him, and it's like a couple of states away. Well, my boyfriend now does not want me to go.

36:34 Caller You have another boyfriend?

36:35 Caller No, just the one I'm with.

36:38 Drew Wait a minute.

36:39 Adam When you say the dad, you mean the biological father?

36:42 Caller Yeah, the father.

36:43 Drew He just wants to what, witness her?

36:45 Caller He was there when she was born and everything else.

36:47 Drew The biological father.

36:49 Adam Then he moved away, and now he wants you to bring the child to see him for a little while or move in or what?

36:55 Caller A couple weeks or a week or so. And then you'll visit and come back.

36:59 Drew What do you think that's going to do for you or the child?

37:02 Caller Well for me, I think it would be good for her because she's just a baby anyway and his grandma wants to see her.

37:09 Adam This guy abandoned you and the child and now he wants you to come by like some exhibit like you're at King Tut's art collection or something. You're going to roll through town.

37:21 Caller Is this going to happen often or are you going to go visit him and let the kid know?

37:24 Caller No, the reason I'm doing this is because grandma's not feeling well and a couple other family members are just down for a visit.

37:29 Caller Well it's kind of weird for the kid I guess to see the natural dad and then never see him again.

37:34 Adam I think it's a bad idea.

37:35 System of A Down It's like going to be a memory in his head.

37:37 Adam Well how, no wait a minute.

37:38 System of A Down It's one little memory in his life.

37:39 Adam The kid's like six months, right?

37:41 Caller Yeah.

37:41 System of A Down Oh it's not even going to be a memory in his life.

37:43 Adam The kid doesn't know where he is.

37:45 Caller Is the natural father not capable of coming out to see the child?

37:49 Caller Well he is, but the thing is that I want to be like a whole other family to see her.

37:52 Why?

37:54 Caller I guess I kind of got guilted into it.

37:57 Drew Guilted by who?

37:57 Adam The kid, listen, how are you guilted?

38:01 Drew What are you guilty of?

38:02 Adam Damn, what are we coming to as a society? Guy knocks you up, has a kid, sees it be born, and then leaves. Now sits around, talks to his grandparents and his folks, and guilt you into not coming out with his kid.

38:15 Drew You break.

38:16 Adam This guy is pathetic.

38:17 Caller You're a bit too nice.

38:18 Adam Meanwhile, you got a good guy who's sticking by you, and willing to help you raise the kid.

38:26 Drew When he needs, the daughter needs the kid.

38:28 Adam Drew, I was on a goddamn roll. Would you shut up? And you are dissing this guy. It's a slap in the face of the guy who wants to be a dad to go then visit the deadbeat across the country. Now here's the only thing I can think of, Jen. The new guy is too nice.

38:46 Drew Right. She's hell better to start with.

38:47 Adam And you need a guy who's a troublemaker.

38:49 Drew Right.

38:50 Adam And you're laughing, but you've got to stir things up.

38:53 Drew This is not funny. This is bad for your kid.

38:56 Adam You have a very rare, calm environment for you, your kid, and this guy to come up in, and you're going to agitate things. That's what you're looking to do.

39:09 Drew And you're still involved with the old boyfriend, too.

39:11 Adam And you said this guy was pissed off that you're going to go visit, right?

39:14 Caller Well, yeah. He's upset.

39:15 Adam Of course.

39:16 Drew And you're still involved with the old guy, emotionally.

39:19 Caller No. Actually, I have no ties to him whatsoever.

39:22 Adam Then don't go.

39:22 Drew But you want them.

39:23 Adam Jen, why do you have to shake his snowglobe up this way? Think about that for a second.

39:31 Caller I have to think about that for a second, sir.

39:32 Adam There's five guys in the room right now saying no. Let me explain what goes on. People grow up in chaos. And when they grow up in chaos, all they know is chaos. And whether they like it or not, they long for it. So she gets hooked up with a chaotic guy. She gets pregnant. This guy's a deadbeat in an a-hole. He sees the kid be born and then he goes across town. Now she finds a good guy. This guy loves her. This guy's a nice guy. This guy's like one of these guys who called in earlier tonight. He's there all the time. He's real consistent. He's got a job. He welcomes the kid as if it was his own. He's going to offer some consistency. And Jen welcomes that when she's on her back for a couple of weeks. But then she has a little time to think. And she starts getting antsy and she misses the chaos. Now it's not a conscious thing. It's, I need chaos because I'm screwed up and I haven't done any therapy and I'm on a mission. So it starts to come up with stuff like, well, I'll go visit this guy. His grandparents really want to see the kid. Meanwhile the guy she's got at home is saying, don't go, I'm pissed off. I don't want you going over there. And she's saying, honey, it's important that I go. It's important that the kid, nonsense. It's important that you stir up some chaos so that you can relive this old life of yours. And you're going to do exactly what you're setting out to do, which is piss this guy off, alienate him, and then you'll be alone in your chaotic world again. But meanwhile, and mess up your kid, your kid is going to get screwed up and have a whole chaotic family of their own. Don't do it. Stay with this guy. And if the dad wants to see his god damn kid, he can get on a god damn plane and come out and see him. And I would have reservations about that too.

41:12 Caller And the grandma doesn't need to see them.

41:14 System of A Down I agree with that one.

41:15 Adam And what grandmother in her right mind is not yelling at the grandson saying, what the hell are you doing over here when your kid's over there? This guy's flawed.

41:24 System of A Down Next call.

41:24 Caller Let's go for the next guy.

41:25 Adam Oh man. Now we're going to take a break. That's it. We got to cool off.

41:29 Caller His tie got pissed.

41:30 System of A Down That one stirred him up.

41:32 Adam You all right, John?

41:32 Caller We're relaxed. We're relaxed, Adam.

41:34 Adam It's been a very, very emotional night with the Armenian genocide and now this.

41:38 System of A Down And France.

41:39 Adam And France. And the jacket. The moves they're making. The loud jacket.

41:43 Caller And we still have an hour and 15 minutes to do the show. Oh my God.

41:48 Adam That's sad.

41:49 Caller There's going to be a lot of topics.

41:51 Adam All right. We'll take a break and we'll get to all those topics when we come back.

41:54 Caller Can I smoke a cigarette?

41:55 Adam Okay.

42:02 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

42:32 Adam It is Loveline. John, Darren, and Shava are all here from System of A Down. That's also the name of the CD. Drew is here. He has no CD out right now, but he's in the studio.

42:43 Drew I am down.

42:44 Adam He is down.

42:45 Caller Tell you that.

42:46 Adam And phone number, 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. And let's get back to the phones. Amanda?

42:53 Caller Yeah.

42:54 Adam You're 14.

42:55 Caller Yep.

42:55 Adam What's up?

42:57 Caller I was just curious.

42:58 Caller I have been having a strong attraction to one of my friends. She's like my best friend for about a year and a half now. And I was just curious if that's wrong, if that's going to jeopardize something that I have with my boyfriend.

43:12 System of A Down Wow. Damn. You got a lot of issues for 14, man.

43:16 Adam Do you think you're a lesbian or you're just attracted to this one girl?

43:20 Caller I have attractions to a lot of different girls.

43:23 System of A Down Wow.

43:24 Adam And guys?

43:25 Caller Yeah.

43:26 Adam Uh-huh.

43:27 Caller First of all, I have one advice. You're 14 years old. You shouldn't be. No, you're 14. You shouldn't be doing anything within anyone right now. Too late. Let your feelings grow and see how they develop. 16, 17, you'll, you know. But let's get ourselves more.

43:47 Adam At 14, I mean.

43:48 Caller Understand yourself.

43:49 Adam I mean, that's a lifetime.

43:51 Drew Well, but the point is, confusion at that age gets worse if you start experimenting. It's not going to make things clear.

43:58 Caller That's what I meant by that.

43:59 Drew When you have some more clarity, clarity already about your feelings, that's when you go ahead and act.

44:03 Adam Hey, Amanda. Why are you so all over the place, sexually, at 14?

44:09 Caller Um, I don't know.

44:10 Caller I just had an early start with it.

44:13 Drew At what age?

44:14 Caller 12.

44:15 Drew Wow. How old was the person?

44:17 Caller He was the same age as I was.

44:19 Adam Yeah. Anything before that? How's your dad?

44:23 Caller Uh, he's fine.

44:25 Adam Yeah. He's good? You love him?

44:28 Caller Yep.

44:28 Drew No addiction?

44:29 Caller Nope.

44:30 Adam He's not an alcoholic?

44:31 Caller Nope.

44:31 Adam He never got molested or raved? All right.

44:34 System of A Down She's just horny.

44:36 Drew No, no.

44:37 Caller At 12, I had to even trace my first name.

44:39 Drew Basically, anyone sort of becoming overtly sanctified after 12, I had this conversation with an AIDS doctor a couple days ago. We were talking about confidential testing for anybody 12 and over, which is what AIDS testing is available for right now.

44:52 Adam Right.

44:53 Drew And in his pamphlet, it says 13 to 24. I said, how come you don't say 12? I was thinking, anybody 12 who comes in sexually active is being sexually abused. We have to report that to social service.

45:03 Adam Even if it's with another 12 year old?

45:05 Drew Even if it's with another 12 year old.

45:06 Caller I don't know about that.

45:07 Drew Well, the 12 year old is probably abused by an adult and then they act out on their own peers. But who knows?

45:12 Adam Hey Amanda. All right. So here's the point. Slow down a little bit. Please.

45:18 Drew Yeah.

45:19 Adam You have a boyfriend, don't get pregnant. You're having sex with the boyfriend, right?

45:23 Drew No.

45:24 Adam You're not? He must be pissed. You lost your virginity at 12. He's got you at the ripe old age of 14. He's not getting any sex.

45:31 Caller He's 17.

45:32 System of A Down He's double pissed.

45:34 Adam Hey, Amanda, what's up?

45:36 Caller He must be cute.

45:37 Adam Why are you with this 17 year old?

45:40 Caller We just started going out about three, four days ago.

45:44 Adam OK, so you'll be having sex by the weekend, right?

45:48 Caller I'm cutting down on it.

45:49 Caller I've already stopped.

45:51 Drew How many people have you been with? I've been burnt down.

45:54 Adam Burnt down at 14.

45:55 Drew Seven.

45:56 Adam At 14? Honey, come on.

45:57 Drew What's going on, Amanda? Come on.

45:59 Adam Where's your dad? I want to know.

46:02 Caller Well, he lives here.

46:03 Adam He does.

46:04 System of A Down Where's your mom?

46:05 Caller He lives here, too.

46:06 Drew Where is he?

46:07 Caller At my house.

46:08 Adam And do they get along OK? And your dad doesn't drink? He never beat you? He never did anything like that?

46:15 Caller Nope.

46:16 Adam Seriously?

46:16 Caller No, like he said, she's just horny. She's horny.

46:18 Drew This doesn't happen at 14. It's not 14. It's not 14. And is there nothing was happening when you were a lot younger?

46:26 Adam No? Does your dad work construction?

46:29 Caller He is a roofer and a longshoreman.

46:33 Adam Wow. That's a double shot.

46:35 System of A Down Longshoreman?

46:36 Adam Roofer. Yeah, that's bad news.

46:38 Caller I was horny at five. I mean...

46:40 System of A Down Me too.

46:40 Caller I understand.

46:41 Adam All right. Amanda.

46:42 Drew Males are different.

46:43 Adam Please slow down. And please don't get pregnant.

46:46 Caller I'm not gonna.

46:47 Caller I'm not looking forward to it, sir.

46:49 Drew What are you doing to prevent it from happening?

46:52 Caller When I do sleep with someone, I'm gonna get on the pill within like the next two weeks.

46:58 System of A Down Wear a condom.

46:59 Drew What have you done for the last seven?

47:01 System of A Down Wear a condom.

47:02 Caller Yeah.

47:02 Drew What have you done for the last seven?

47:04 Caller I have had protected sex.

47:05 Drew With what?

47:06 Caller A condom.

47:08 Drew All right.

47:08 Adam All right, Amanda.

47:09 Caller She's a trans.

47:10 Adam Slow down there, sweetheart. All right.

47:13 Drew Okay.

47:14 Adam Something's up with her. Seven guys, 14. That's crazy. Bisexual. They had to rope her. It's all starting to come together.

47:22 System of A Down She's horny.

47:24 Adam Yeah, but she was made horny by something. There's something going on.

47:28 System of A Down By a higher power.

47:29 Adam Ryan? Yeah, like her uncle. Ryan, you're 16. What's up?

47:34 Caller What's up, man? What's up, System of A Down?

47:36 Caller What's up?

47:37 Caller I saw you guys at Osfest at Shoreline.

47:40 Cool.

47:41 Caller And I'm not sure what you guys' names are, but the bassist, I caught your pick when you flipped it out in the crowd.

47:47 Caller Cool.

47:48 Caller And you like, you carved a grip into it, I guess, with a hot razor or something.

47:52 Caller Yeah, I did. It's actually with a soldering iron.

47:54 Caller Oh, really?

47:54 Caller Yeah.

47:54 Caller I still got it. It's pretty tight.

47:56 Caller Thank you.

47:56 Adam Well, my question is really for Dr. That's going to be worse something one day.

47:59 Caller Hopefully.

48:00 Adam Yeah.

48:01 Caller Crap.

48:01 Adam As a matter of fact, Ryan?

48:03 Caller Yeah.

48:03 Adam Forget about college. You got that pick. Dad is your meal ticket.

48:09 Caller It's better than a mutual fund.

48:10 Caller Yeah. Well, my question is for Dr. Drew because well, I've done in the last maybe like six months, I've done like nine hits of acid and it's like I see almost like permanent trails now even when I'm not on anything. Like if you know what I'm talking about by trails.

48:28 Drew Yeah. That is a marker for brain damage. And it means that you will start having some severe depressions sometime in the next 10 years. If you continue to see the trails.

48:38 Caller Wow.

48:39 Drew Even if you don't, you will still be at risk for it.

48:42 System of A Down Really?

48:42 Drew But with them persisting, that is a marker for somebody who's going to have mood problems.

48:47 System of A Down That's really something to look forward to.

48:49 Drew And that's part of what LSD does to the brain. It's called excitotoxicity where an over stimulation with certain pathways actually causes the cell to die.

48:56 Caller I know a lot about this.

48:57 Caller What about all the people that did it in the 60s? I mean isn't that like, I don't know.

49:01 Drew What's that?

49:01 Caller I mean a lot of people that did it in the 60s are like...

49:04 Drew I'm seeing them now in the psychiatric hospitals by the zillion.

49:07 Caller There are some that are well off.

49:09 Drew They don't see trailers.

49:10 Adam That ain't going to be you though.

49:13 Drew The only pattern I've seen, the only way I can predict, it's very unpredictable how many times people get exposed to that drug before they have some long-term consequences.

49:21 Caller The thing is every person I think is...

49:24 Drew Is different.

49:24 Caller Yeah, affected totally differently by that specific drug.

49:28 Drew Biologically, yeah.

49:29 Caller Yeah, because it affects the body totally differently to everyone. Everyone always who I've talked to, it's always been a different feeling, it's always been a different thing.

49:37 Adam But Ryan is being affected, so Ryan needs to stop.

49:40 Drew One pattern I've seen over and again is the persistent trailers is a marker for...

49:44 Caller Brain damage.

49:45 Drew For bad, bad mood problems down the line, and they are recalcitrant. I've got just probably hundreds now of these patients I've treated.

49:52 Adam One more reason he should be glad he has Shavo's pick, because again, he may be unable to work as an adult, and he's going to need that as his little nest egg.

50:02 Drew No, he may be okay, but it means something. You don't still see trailers because nothing happened to you.

50:09 Adam We're going to take a little break, and when we come back, we'll speak to Marie. She flashed her boobs at the band. Wants to know if they remember. I'm sure. No matter how much answer they've done, they'll be able to recall this one after the break.

50:25 Caller Let's have some more fun.

50:27 Caller Okay, let's do it.

50:29 Call Loveline 1-800-LOVE-191.

50:33 Caller Loveline will be right back.

51:04 Adam It is Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.

51:26 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. We have John, Darren, and Chavo all here from System of A Down. And let me give you a couple more dates where you can find these guys nationally. The LA shows we talked about, they're all sold out, sorry. But you can find them if you're going to be around Portland on the 8th of December, then Austin on the 10th, then San Antonio on the 11th. And again, you can bang your head with Drew somewhere in Europe when they kick off the big Sabbath Reunion tour.

52:03 Drew Can't wait.

52:04 Caller Birmingham, I think.

52:07 Adam Marie?

52:08 Yeah.

52:08 Adam You're 17. You flashed the band?

52:12 Caller Yeah, I flashed them. Banks.

52:14 Adam What show?

52:16 Caller At the Pasadena show. I was very in the front. I was pretty sure it was Darren who saw me. I don't know if you remember. Is he there?

52:24 Caller Yeah, I remember.

52:26 Caller You remember? I was in the front. I remember you gave me a pic at the end too. I did? Yeah, because you threw me like a bunch of pics and everybody else got them and like I rushed the stage and you gave it to me like personally.

52:37 System of A Down Well, thank you for flashing the band.

52:40 Caller Yeah, so I just want to know if you remember it. And if you guys did, you know, since I did bear my breath to you, I think you could hook me up with some tickets.

52:47 System of A Down Oh, always got to want something.

52:50 Adam You got one of those very valuable pics. You need more?

52:54 Caller I have a pic, but it's not the one that's scratched. But he handed it to me.

52:58 System of A Down I don't scratch my pics. That's fine.

53:00 Caller I scratch my pics.

53:01 Caller No, I scratch my pics.

53:02 Adam Hey, Marie, all the LA dates are sold out.

53:06 System of A Down That's why.

53:07 Caller Our guest list is... I mean, they're just small places and they got sold out quick. I'd love to get all of you guys in.

53:15 System of A Down We appreciate you showing us your flesh and all of it.

53:18 Adam Right. But let me explain how the boob flash works. Because the Lord knows I've done it at many a concert myself. Starting in the late 70s with Uriah Heap. Remember when I used to go to Heap concerts and pull my top up, Drew?

53:32 Drew Do I remember?

53:33 Adam Yeah, we talked about that. I remember you used to talk about that.

53:35 Caller Drew was there.

53:36 Adam Then the point is it's an act of giving, but that you do not expect anything in return. You know what I'm saying?

53:46 Caller It's like a birthday present.

53:47 Adam I didn't pull the top off because I wanted to get backstage. I pulled the top off because it was an homage to the band. It was something I gave to the band, and that's what you do. If something good comes of it, like you give a roadie a blow job in the bus or something, then that's all gravy, isn't it?

54:04 Caller The roadies enjoy that. The whole breast thing is almost like clapping. It's another way for you to show your appreciation.

54:08 Adam In Japan, it's considered polite applause.

54:11 Caller Actually, that's Sweden.

54:12 Adam Right. All right. Drew, you're ready to move forward here? Kristen?

54:15 Caller Yeah.

54:16 Adam You're 19. What's up?

54:17 Caller Okay. I have a problem. Okay. About in July, I started trying Ecstasy because my friends all do it. So what happened was is that my boyfriend and I did Ecstasy together and we had sex when we were on it. And now ever since like when we're off of it, I don't enjoy it like as much at all as when I'm on it. And I'm like, I don't know, like I'm scared because it's like, I don't know, I'm just, I love Ecstasy.

54:45 Adam How many times have you done it and had sex?

54:47 Caller Oh, gosh. Probably like six or seven.

54:52 Adam And it's been amazing every time.

54:54 Caller Oh, yeah.

54:55 Adam And then, how many times have you tried it when you weren't on X? Since you did the X?

55:01 Caller Like, well, like probably six or seven.

55:04 Adam And it just, it didn't measure up?

55:05 Caller No, it was, I mean, of course it's good and all, but I mean, it's just like, I don't know, it's like doesn't compare at all.

55:11 Adam Was there something different going on in you or was there something different going on in him as well? I mean, was he less motivated or something?

55:19 Caller No, it's just-

55:19 Caller No, you know what it is? It just lasts a lot longer.

55:22 Caller If anyone has tried it, I mean, you guys would probably understand.

55:25 Adam Yeah, I've tried it.

55:26 Caller Yeah, then you probably understand what I'm talking about.

55:28 Adam I didn't get laid. I just sat with my buddies at a diner. One of them started laughing and spit coffee in my face. Went home and tried to go to bed for nine hours.

55:36 Caller So great that we're friends and we're here right now.

55:38 Caller Yeah, I know.

55:39 Adam Give me a hug. What's your name again, dude?

55:43 Caller No, but the whole thing, the reason she enjoys it so much is because first of all, he lasts a lot longer, a lot longer.

55:49 Adam Is that true, Kristen?

55:50 Caller Yeah.

55:51 Caller And number two is that just feeling is a lot more, you feel touch more. And I mean, but you can't get caught up in that because I mean, you're living a regular life and that's a drug and it's a chemical and you don't want to get used to taking chemicals to enjoy things that you should enjoy naturally, which is sex.

56:06 Adam That's a very good point. I mean, you should be able to enjoy sex.

56:10 Caller No, I completely understand what I do, but like I have one more question for you. What do I do because like ever since that I have started doing ecstasy, like I have completely, like I have known a big change from when I was over to like now, and I don't know what to do because I feel completely different from like how I used to do.

56:29 Drew In what way?

56:30 Caller I don't know, like it's like hard to explain. I can't even explain it. It's just like I can tell the differences like ever since I started doing it. Like sometimes like, I don't know, like I'm very emotional now. Like really, really emotional.

56:43 Caller It does that. No, it does that to you.

56:44 Drew Alright, well you are sped up. Your speech is all sped up and pressured. So you are sped up, you are labile. I mean this drug is seriously dangerous, Kristen.

56:54 System of A Down The difference between then and now is that before you weren't on drugs, now you are on drugs and that's why you feel all messed up.

57:02 Drew Yeah, it really is.

57:04 Adam The people that I have helped me write that down, Ter.

57:06 Drew The ones that I deal with that have done a lot of ecstasy.

57:08 Adam Weren't on drugs before?

57:09 Drew Eventually the lability of mood, the mood irritability gets much worse. You will start to have problems thinking. You will start believing people. You will get paranoid. It is a major price.

57:22 Caller Does it cause liver damage, too?

57:24 Caller Plus, no. It doesn't have a lot of... You don't know exactly what it is going to do to you. A newer thing and the stuff that people are getting on the street is really dirty and cut up. No one really knows exactly what it is going to do to you in the future. You could do it now and have fun on it and enjoy it. Twenty years from now, you might have multiple sclerosis because of it or something.

57:45 Adam So the point is she should stop doing it.

57:47 Caller Yeah.

57:48 System of A Down No more ecstasy. Go back to the old sober days.

57:51 Drew If you can't, then you got to get help. That is addiction when you can't stop.

57:55 Adam All right. Liz?

57:56 Caller Oh.

57:59 Adam Liz?

58:00 Caller Hello?

58:01 Adam You're 16.

58:02 Caller Hi.

58:03 Caller Sorry. We had you on speaker.

58:05 Adam All right.

58:06 Caller I wanted to know, can I talk to System of A Down?

58:09 System of A Down We're here. Hey, how's it going? Liz?

58:12 Caller I saw you guys at Best Buy and it was a really good show. I just wanted to know if you could tell me what your name means. What does that mean, System of A Down?

58:21 Caller Well, John is a biblical name. Oh, you're talking about something else.

58:25 Caller Well, tell me about that, too.

58:27 Caller That's cool, also.

58:28 Caller Go for it, Dan.

58:30 System of A Down It just comes from a poem that I wrote called Victims of A Down. It's supposed to mean something to you.

58:37 Adam Hey, Liz?

58:38 Caller Yeah?

58:38 Adam So, it's from a poem.

58:40 Caller Okay.

58:41 System of A Down And it's supposed to mean something to you. It doesn't matter what it means to me. What does it mean to you?

58:47 Adam Well, it doesn't mean anything there, because you don't know what it means.

58:50 Caller It's open to interpretation. Well, then exactly.

58:51 System of A Down There you go. That's what it is. It means nothing.

58:55 Caller No, it means nothing to me, but I don't know if I should say that. My friend here has a problem, too. Oh, no, she's shy. Sorry.

59:03 Adam All right. She's not picking up.

59:04 System of A Down That's her problem?

59:06 Yeah.

59:09 Caller But she's screaming she loves you from the background.

59:11 System of A Down We love you, too.

59:12 Adam All right, Liz.

59:13 Caller All right.

59:14 Adam All right.

59:14 Caller Bye.

59:15 Adam All right.

59:15 Caller Oh, boy.

59:17 Caller Adam, I think your lights are on in the car when I was having a smoke. I saw your lights on.

59:21 Adam Oh, really?

59:22 Caller Yeah.

59:22 Adam Good turn those off. Drew, you want to man the board? Turn those off. Hold on. Shava, are you trying to get rid of me?

59:29 Caller No, I'm telling the truth.

59:32 Adam All right. We'll do it during the next break. Thanks for that. Where are we here, Drew? Matthew?

59:38 Yes.

59:38 Adam You're 19.

59:39 Caller Yeah, I'm 19.

59:40 Adam What's up?

59:42 Caller When I was about eight years old, I was molested by my neighbor and he molested me and he molested his son. Now, I'm bisexual, I guess. What I'm trying to figure out, I'm so confused. Was I born bisexual or was I made a bisexual because of what my neighbor did to me?

1:00:02 Adam How many times did he do this to you?

1:00:06 Caller He would do it about once a week, whenever I would go over to see.

1:00:12 Caller How old were you?

1:00:13 Caller I was about eight years old.

1:00:15 Adam How many times do you think it happened?

1:00:18 Caller It was for about a year.

1:00:21 Adam Multiple times? Yeah. What did he do to you?

1:00:25 Caller He liked to watch me and his son do things to each other. It's kind of hard to talk about.

1:00:35 Adam Where is he now?

1:00:35 System of A Down Is this guy in prison?

1:00:38 Caller No, they moved about five years. I don't know where they are now. I really don't care.

1:00:45 Drew Well, Matthew, as far as your original question of is it your history that caused this, on this program we talked to hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of sexually confused people and every single one of them have this history.

1:00:57 Adam But those are the people that call this show.

1:00:59 Drew Those are the people that call this show, of which Matthew is one. Right. And it certainly has a dramatic impact on people's sexual orientation.

1:01:07 Adam Okay. So here's the deal, Matthew. Some people are born gay and some people are born by and some people are made gay or made by in the lab. This is at least what my experience tells me. The lab meaning your neighbor's house in this case. But the problem is whether you're born that way or whether you were created.

1:01:29 Drew Still hotwired.

1:01:30 Adam You're still that way. But it could have something to do with it. That's how you're wired.

1:01:33 Caller I mean, come on, he was eight years old.

1:01:34 Adam It has plenty to do with it.

1:01:36 Drew That's the deal.

1:01:37 Adam That's what I'm saying.

1:01:38 Drew But regardless of what.

1:01:39 Adam But it's a moot point because that's the way he is now.

1:01:41 Drew It's hardwired.

1:01:42 Adam Know what I'm saying?

1:01:43 Caller Yeah. I mean, I see what you're saying by the fact that I was made this way.

1:01:48 Caller It did affect you though. It did affect you in a really hard way.

1:01:51 Adam Right.

1:01:52 System of A Down So you are who you are.

1:01:53 Adam Right. So now, here's the question, Matthew. If you don't want to be bi, then and you think that this trauma is what caused you to be bi, then I bet if you did some work on that trauma in therapy, that you might be able to take a bite out of the binus and not the anus.

1:02:14 System of A Down McGruff and not the anus.

1:02:16 Adam You understand, Matthew? But here's the deal. It's not your fault whether it be nature nurture or neighbor. It's not your fault. That's the way you are. Don't hate yourself. But if you feel... Yeah?

1:02:32 Caller I feel like that if... I don't understand it because why am I the one that he chose to be bi?

1:02:39 Adam Oh, well.

1:02:40 Caller That's just the look of the drama.

1:02:42 Adam Yeah. Who the hell knows?

1:02:43 Caller Bad luck.

1:02:44 Adam Anybody who's ever been in a car accident can ask that question.

1:02:47 Caller Why me? I've been depressed since I was... since I was eight years old.

1:02:54 Adam Right. Well, this guy is a horrible guy and you were victimized. And that's a horrible thing. But it doesn't mean your life is over. Yeah, that's this guy, man.

1:03:01 Caller The other thing is my dad is a reverend. And he's a Pentecostal preacher.

1:03:06 Adam Oh, boy.

1:03:08 Caller And so, I mean, I remember going to church and then feeling like on the drive home that I was going to be sent to hell.

1:03:16 Adam Yeah. And Matthew, you had a horrible childhood and a ton to think about. And here's your situation now. You got to get some therapy.

1:03:27 Drew Yeah, you do. Yeah.

1:03:29 Caller I don't know who to talk to though.

1:03:32 Adam You need to find a therapist and talk to them. I mean, you have to do some work because you didn't get through your childhood unscathed. You had some major S go down. It's going to affect your life, but you're an intelligent guy, you're a articulate guy. You sound like even though you've been through what you've been through, you got your head screwed on pretty straight. And you're probably a couple years of therapy away from really having the kind of life that you want to have. So that's what you have to do. But unfortunately now you have to go to work. I mean, it's sort of like, I'll get back to my car accident analogy, it's like somebody broadsided you, some drunk driver, while you're sitting in a red light. Jesus Christ, Anderson. Anderson, what did you do? Did you do some acts before you came in here tonight?

1:04:17 Caller Yeah, he's on ecstasy right now.

1:04:18 Adam The point is, is you can sit around and talk about why you shouldn't be doing rehab, but you're going to be sitting around in your wheelchair for the rest of your life unless you do it. It's a lot of work, it's not your fault. It was a drunk driver, you didn't deserve it. But there's a bottom line here, which is you got to go through rehab now if you want to walk again. And this is what Matthew has to do. He was horribly victimized, got to do therapy.

1:04:42 Caller Maybe you should take some time off from relationships with either sex for a little while until you figure out what's going on.

1:04:47 Adam Right.

1:04:47 Drew Good advice.

1:04:48 Adam Don't make a decision right now in the place that you're at emotionally. Ryan, you're 24.

1:04:54 Caller That's right.

1:04:54 Adam What's up?

1:04:55 Caller Okay, check it out. I have two stepsisters. One of them 16, one of them is 18. I'm feeling very, very attracted to the one that is 16. I got sexually involved with the one that's 18 when she was 17. It got me kicked out of the house.

1:05:14 Adam Right.

1:05:14 Drew What house?

1:05:16 Adam Our house. The house you were living in.

1:05:18 Caller Yeah. My stepsisters.

1:05:19 Adam What do you mean, what house?

1:05:20 Drew These were stepsisters.

1:05:20 Adam Ronald McDonald halfway house, girl.

1:05:23 Drew Got it.

1:05:24 Adam House of Pancakes.

1:05:26 Please.

1:05:28 Caller There you go. Jesus Christ. Let me see here. I don't know what's going on. Recently or lately, I've been thinking that I got involved with the older one because I was trying to get closer to the younger one, but she was way too young.

1:05:48 Adam Well, wait a minute.

1:05:49 System of A Down How many people live in this town that you live in?

1:05:53 Caller Oh, 100,000 or more.

1:05:56 Adam I don't know. You couldn't nail one of them?

1:05:58 Caller Yeah. Why, you know?

1:06:00 Caller No, I have, but it's, I don't know.

1:06:02 Caller I mean, it's really weird.

1:06:03 Caller Stay away from the family.

1:06:05 Adam Let me just make sure we're on the same page here. You made a move on the 18-year-old when she was 17. You had sex with her. How old were you at the time? 23. 23. That got you kicked out of the house. Now you're out of the house?

1:06:22 Caller Yeah.

1:06:22 Adam And by the way, you're supposed to be out of the house at 23 anyway.

1:06:26 Caller Yeah.

1:06:26 Adam Okay, so it's good that they... You don't get kicked out of the house at 23. You get an apartment.

1:06:31 Caller Yeah, it ended up being a good thing. Yeah.

1:06:34 Drew But you're still in contact with these girls? Well, yeah.

1:06:36 Caller Well, I mean, they're my family.

1:06:38 Drew Yeah. But you're a predator.

1:06:40 Caller Can I ask you a question? How long have they been your family? How old were you when your stepmom or dad got together with your real mom or dad? So pretty much you watched these two girls grow up, like, their whole lives, right?

1:06:57 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:58 Adam Most of them.

1:06:58 System of A Down Well, half of them. Half of their lives.

1:07:00 Adam Well, I mean, the girls were like five and seven when you met them.

1:07:05 Caller That's what I mean. Like, you kind of, I don't know, the situation you're in is kind of weird because it's not like they got together when they were older. So, you know, in a way, they are really your sisters.

1:07:14 Adam Yeah.

1:07:14 No kidding. It's weird. That's why I'm calling.

1:07:16 Caller I'm telling you, they're your sisters.

1:07:18 Caller You know, they're your sisters.

1:07:19 System of A Down And unless you're in a movie called Taboo, it makes a great porn scenario, I'll tell you that.

1:07:23 Drew Ryan, you're a predator.

1:07:25 Adam Yeah. Ryan, he's sort of a sociopath, really. He's like, he does horrible things and doesn't really feel horrible.

1:07:32 Drew And then goes, hey, you guys tell me what, you know.

1:07:34 Caller No, I know.

1:07:35 Adam Okay.

1:07:36 Caller Okay.

1:07:37 Adam Ryan, but here's, let me explain a couple of things. First off, let me explain life. You don't get to do every goddamn thing you feel like doing. You understand? Yeah. You feel like nailing a friend's wife. You don't get to do it. Exactly. You feel like banging your stepsister. You don't get to do it. I know every time you go to a 7-Eleven, you just want to reach across the counter and grab some of that cash for your ride home, but you don't get to do it. You understand? All right. You're 24. Start acting like an adult. Would you jackass?

1:08:06 System of A Down Rent Taboo II.

1:08:08 Adam Oh, wait a minute. I love that taboo too.

1:08:10 Caller That's the best movie ever.

1:08:11 Adam That's my favorite movie.

1:08:11 Drew Rent Taboo II. What is so good about that?

1:08:15 System of A Down That includes a lot of what he said.

1:08:17 Caller What is so good about that?

1:08:18 System of A Down Taboo II is the greatest movie ever.

1:08:21 Adam All right. I'll tell you.

1:08:23 Caller I'll make you a copy.

1:08:23 Adam Why don't one of you guys quiz me on Taboo II?

1:08:26 Caller Oh, do you know the theme song?

1:08:28 System of A Down The theme song.

1:08:29 Adam Oh, baby, I want to be.

1:08:32 System of A Down Yeah, that is in there.

1:08:32 Adam I want to be going and coming with you.

1:08:41 Drew What is this thing?

1:08:51 Caller The third one is also cool because they have that cheesy band.

1:08:54 Drew What is this? What are we talking about?

1:08:57 Caller It's an adult film.

1:08:59 Adam Come on, quiz me on Taboo II. Come on, see what you got.

1:09:03 System of A Down Okay, what happens the morning after the mother finds out about the brother and sister? What does the brother do before he leaves?

1:09:14 Adam Let's see, dad's going out of town on business. Junior, who's the-

1:09:20 Caller That's a name.

1:09:23 Adam He hits it with the sister. Once. Once. Mom is upset, but that's all right. He gets mom.

1:09:30 System of A Down That's in Taboo III.

1:09:31 Adam He gets mom in Taboo II.

1:09:35 Caller You probably haven't gotten to that part in a long time.

1:09:37 System of A Down I just probably forwarded that part.

1:09:39 Adam Kay Parker, Ron Jeremy, Bambi.

1:09:41 System of A Down It's a classic.

1:09:42 Adam The list goes on and on.

1:09:42 System of A Down What happens? What does he do before he leaves?

1:09:45 Adam Before dad leaves for the airport?

1:09:48 System of A Down No, what does the brother do before mom finds out and he leaves? He already did his sister. And then they wake up in the morning.

1:09:56 Adam Oh, right. He's in his sister's room and he's in bed with his sister the morning after. And does mom come banging on the door? Somebody knocks on the door.

1:10:09 Caller Mom walks in.

1:10:10 Adam Mom walks in and catches him, but they finish. They go out again. That's right. That's right.

1:10:17 System of A Down He banged his sister twice.

1:10:19 Adam Right. That's right. Yeah. That's right. There's the jacuzzi scene. That's spectacular. Yeah. It's really...

1:10:25 System of A Down It's a classic.

1:10:26 Caller It really is a classic.

1:10:27 Drew Do you have Taboo II?

1:10:28 System of A Down Yes. Yes.

1:10:30 Adam Oh. Can you give me a copy of that?

1:10:32 Caller No problem.

1:10:32 Adam I've been looking for that since high school.

1:10:34 System of A Down I have almost every classic porn there is.

1:10:37 Adam Seriously though. Taboo II is the one I want.

1:10:39 Caller By the way, incidentally, Caligula just came out on DVD.

1:10:42 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. That's good. Okay. One more time with the theme song.

1:10:45 Caller Ooh, baby, I want to get, I want to get.

1:10:52 Caller It's a classic. Even the soundtrack is classic.

1:10:55 Adam Drew, I can't believe you haven't seen Taboo II.

1:10:57 Caller You're not living. You are not living life.

1:10:59 Caller It's like not seeing Deep Throat. All right.

1:11:01 System of A Down That guy was living Taboo II though.

1:11:02 Adam I'll tell you. All right. Well, there you go. Now, who's the connoisseur? We're going to take a little break. System of A Down is here. Do you guys live, anyone live near the studio? Not here. You can't run back to the house.

1:11:16 Caller I'll make you a copy. Don't worry about it. I'll make you a copy of it.

1:11:20 System of A Down We got a lot of stuff you might want.

1:11:22 Adam Here's the problem with porn. I kind of need it tonight.

1:11:26 System of A Down Now that you think about it.

1:11:27 Caller Well, it's not like we have it in the car with us.

1:11:29 Adam You don't travel with us?

1:11:30 Caller Well, when we're on tour, you know. I'll tell you what.

1:11:32 Adam Let's go check the car just to play it safe. You never know.

1:11:36 System of A Down I might have to use the memory bank tonight.

1:11:38 Adam All right. I've been running that bank. I made a lot of withdrawals from the memory bank.

1:11:44 Caller Don't you go to Odyssey Video all the time? They got it there.

1:11:46 Adam Over in North Hollywood?

1:11:47 Caller Yeah, they got it.

1:11:47 System of A Down 2020.

1:11:48 Adam I tell you, I can't handle that place because it's like a blimp hanger in that it's so big and I get lost in the porn section. I don't come out for days.

1:11:56 Caller They have to.

1:11:57 Adam I'm dehydrated. The light hurts when I step out into the street because I go in at night and I come out and the sun has come up. Oh, very painful.

1:12:06 Caller I'm sure we can round up a company for you.

1:12:07 Caller Use the John Bam.

1:12:08 Adam Please, please.

1:12:08 Caller Jack off memory bank.

1:12:09 Adam We'll be back.

1:12:17 Caller Nothing makes a good porno movie.

1:12:44 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Drew. System of A Down is our guest tonight.

1:12:48 Caller Yoza!

1:12:48 Adam That's also the name of the CD. And well, I'll give those dates where we can find them out in a little bit. Well, where you can see them, I'm sorry. We'll get to the phones first.

1:12:59 Caller David?

1:13:01 Caller Yeah. All right. Bye.

1:13:04 Caller Bye.

1:13:06 Adam Is that your mom, David?

1:13:07 System of A Down Call waiting.

1:13:09 Adam Hello.

1:13:09 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:13:10 Caller You're on the air, bro.

1:13:11 Adam You're 15. What's going on?

1:13:15 Caller This girl, I've liked her for a while, and I asked her out today, and she said, yeah. So she told me to call her, and I called her tonight. Then she told me that she's not ready to commit, but she still wants to do everything boyfriends and girlfriends do.

1:13:33 System of A Down Hit it up. There you go. You got it made. How old are you? 15? Yeah. That's it. Finished.

1:13:38 Adam You haven't been on a date with her though yet?

1:13:40 System of A Down It's the bomb.

1:13:42 Adam Yeah. All right. So what's your plan?

1:13:45 System of A Down What's your problem?

1:13:46 Caller Well, I mean, I want to be with her and she told me like she wants to do everything, but on next Friday ask her back out.

1:13:55 Adam Ask her out again next Friday?

1:13:57 Caller Yeah, but in between then and now we can do whatever.

1:14:01 Caller Is she seeing someone else?

1:14:03 Caller No.

1:14:03 Caller I don't understand this.

1:14:04 Adam How does that mean you can do whatever between then and now?

1:14:08 System of A Down They could have sex.

1:14:09 Caller No, but how old is she?

1:14:10 Caller I think. Well, I'm a sophomore and she's a junior.

1:14:14 Drew Something's wrong, David.

1:14:15 Adam So she's a year older than you are?

1:14:17 System of A Down Yeah.

1:14:18 Adam Oh, wait a minute. She's a couple years older than you are.

1:14:19 System of A Down Dude, you should hit this up.

1:14:20 Adam Well, wait a minute. She's a sophomore.

1:14:21 Caller This is a good thing.

1:14:22 System of A Down I really think you should hit this up.

1:14:23 Adam Yeah, but I don't know if he has a choice here.

1:14:27 Caller Just go with it, man.

1:14:28 System of A Down Just go with it and then you dump her next week. Just get whatever you can for about a week and a half.

1:14:32 Adam Hold on.

1:14:33 System of A Down Hold on.

1:14:34 Adam You guys are horrible.

1:14:37 Caller David, it's true though.

1:14:38 Drew What's true?

1:14:40 Caller Huh?

1:14:40 Drew What's true?

1:14:41 Caller What they're saying.

1:14:42 Caller No, you're going to end up liking her and then you're going to end up getting her.

1:14:44 Caller Well, I've liked her ever since last year.

1:14:46 Adam All right, but David, here's what we're trying to get and here's what the jury is still out on. I'm not sure if she likes you or she's giving you the run around. Now, you asked her out today.

1:14:59 Caller Yeah.

1:15:00 Adam All right, today is Tuesday, right?

1:15:02 Caller Yeah.

1:15:02 Adam And she said, call me tonight. Yeah. So you called her and she said, I'm not ready to commit, but we can do everything that boyfriends and girlfriends do.

1:15:12 System of A Down That's the cool part.

1:15:14 Adam But talk to me again on Friday about going out.

1:15:17 Drew Something is not right.

1:15:18 Adam Now, why aren't you two going out this Friday?

1:15:21 Caller I don't know.

1:15:22 Adam You don't know.

1:15:22 Caller Yeah, she just get to know her a little before you do anything.

1:15:25 Caller The problem is, she's my best friend's ex-girlfriend. I talked to him about it already and he's not tripping about it.

1:15:34 Adam That's not the problem. I'm not sure if she likes you or she's just being nice.

1:15:39 Drew She doesn't know how to say.

1:15:40 Caller She's horny or something.

1:15:41 Adam No. David.

1:15:42 System of A Down I think that's what it is.

1:15:44 Adam I don't think this is working. When do you plan on seeing each other?

1:15:50 Caller I know tomorrow morning I'm supposed to meet her at school at seven.

1:15:54 Adam You're meeting her before school?

1:15:56 Caller Yeah, like two hours before school.

1:15:57 System of A Down Oh, McDonald's bathroom.

1:15:59 Caller Here's what I'm saying. Stay away from your best friend's ex-girlfriend's, man. That's not good. That's just not a good habit to make in your life. You're 15 years old.

1:16:07 Adam Well, listen, he's desperate and it's too late. And I'm wondering about the two hour before school commitment.

1:16:12 Drew That is weird.

1:16:13 Adam What are you guys supposed to do? Like...

1:16:16 Caller She just wants to talk and stuff. But I think, like, I don't know.

1:16:20 Drew Is there anything we should know about this girl?

1:16:22 Caller Huh?

1:16:22 Drew Is there anything we should know about this girl?

1:16:24 Caller Uh-uh, not that I know of.

1:16:26 Adam All right. Hey, David?

1:16:27 Caller Yeah?

1:16:28 Adam All right, just take it as it comes and see what happens.

1:16:31 Caller Hit it up.

1:16:31 Adam Don't get your hopes up too high.

1:16:33 Caller Okay.

1:16:34 Adam All right.

1:16:35 Caller Later.

1:16:36 Adam I'm worried about the part about her saying, Ask me again on Friday.

1:16:39 Drew Yeah. I'll see you two hours before school.

1:16:41 Caller That doesn't make sense.

1:16:42 Drew Don't be surprised if he's sitting there by himself.

1:16:44 Caller You know, that sounds like what holds him back.

1:16:48 Adam Yeah. And listen, that ain't the most romantic time or setting. Now, I'll meet you in the pavilion about 6.45 in the morning before PE and we'll stand around in there in the cold.

1:17:01 System of A Down He's 15.

1:17:02 Drew It doesn't matter. He made up face to face with his friend.

1:17:05 Adam Yeah, he's probably going to get jumped. James.

1:17:07 Hey, how's it going, guys?

1:17:08 Adam You're 21. What's up?

1:17:10 I'm a big fan of Loveline and System of A Down. I'm not familiar with your music, but you sound really cool. My problem is that basically I'm 21. I've never had a girlfriend really except for back in elementary school, never kissed a girl, never held hands with a girl, anything like that. I'm just having a lot of problems, man. There's nothing really wrong with me. I just have problems keeping a girl's interest, I guess you could say. I've gone out on dates, but nothing ever comes out of it. Tried to follow up on things and nothing ever works out.

1:17:43 Caller Are you too anxious maybe and freaks them out?

1:17:46 Because I'm nervous right now, but I'm not like a geek or anything.

1:17:51 Caller Don't be nervous.

1:17:52 Normalize.

1:17:53 Adam Here's the problem and here's what happens. A guy has a small window to establish himself, not only to the women, but to himself about the women. That's like age 14 to maybe 17. And if you have a dry three or four years in there, then you look at yourself as sort of a loser with women, and then they smell that loser stink on you, and now your confidence is shaken and you're screwed.

1:18:20 Caller Because girls are like animals. They sense things without you even saying it. So if you don't have that confidence level, they'll know it and they'll feed off of it.

1:18:29 Adam Right. Whereas guys, we like to see a woman who's down on her luck, who's not feeling too good about herself. That's easy prey.

1:18:34 Caller I'll comfort you.

1:18:36 Adam That's right. I mean, there's nothing better than especially an attractive woman who somehow her ego has been jarred a little bit and you're the one who's going to build her back up again. Guys are into that. Women, they don't like that. And James, and I know that it's an age-old story. There's nothing wrong with the way you look. You're a nice guy. Your teeth are fairly straight.

1:18:58 Caller Yeah.

1:18:58 Adam Right. But they still ain't interested. And there's plenty of guys.

1:19:02 Caller It's not that they're not interested. I don't have problems getting dates and stuff like that.

1:19:06 Drew You can't close the deal.

1:19:07 Caller Exactly. That's exactly it.

1:19:08 Drew You can't close that.

1:19:09 Adam All right. Well, let me ask.

1:19:11 Drew We've never talked about this.

1:19:12 Adam All right. Well, let's talk about this.

1:19:13 Caller Hang on, James.

1:19:15 Adam James, you grab a Steno pad and take some notes here.

1:19:18 Drew You and I have talked about it like in many of our long trips, but we've talked about it on the air here.

1:19:22 Caller Well, the more a girl thinks you want sex from her, the less likely she is to give it to you. If you act like you don't care, or if you really don't care, that's probably when you're going to get it.

1:19:31 System of A Down You got to act like a girl.

1:19:33 Adam Yeah, but how do you fake not caring? Very easy. You can't fake it. They smell it.

1:19:38 Caller No, it's very easy.

1:19:39 Drew No, it's a hunting principle.

1:19:41 Caller You can do it. It's a sense.

1:19:43 Adam Now, here's the question I want to ask everybody in the room, and it's something I've often looked back on in my own horrible social career and thought about, which is all the time you spent thinking about whether you should make a move or not and all the planning and everything you did in high school and the scheming and all the strategizing and all that.

1:20:02 Drew Obsessing.

1:20:02 Adam How many times in your life, really, have you gone to kiss a girl or make a move on a girl and have them turn you down? I mean, if you really break it down, it's not that often. You know what I'm saying? I mean, just about every girl in your life, whether it was on a date or at a club or wherever it was or even just some friend whose sparks were flying between the two of you, that you've tried to plant a kiss on has kissed you back. I would say it probably happens 95% of the time over a guy's life, yet he has to examine each and every one as if it's not going to work out. And after you've had a few successes, you go into your next one with that momentum, just assuming it's going to work out.

1:20:47 Drew You aren't examining anymore.

1:20:48 Adam James doesn't have that. James thinks about it.

1:20:51 Caller Because he's had a dry spell for so long.

1:20:52 System of A Down He thinks about it way too much.

1:20:53 Drew He's on the launching pad still.

1:20:55 Adam The dry spell is what's creating the dry spell, is what I'm saying.

1:20:59 Caller So he used the dry spell against...

1:21:00 Drew He doesn't even have the skill. He has never had the skill, never developed the skill.

1:21:04 Adam But the skill is nothing but the incentive, or not the incentive, but the wherewithal to do it.

1:21:11 Drew It's like saying, like, public speaking. I didn't know I could get up and give a talk, let's say. But once you've done it, you've done it, and even if you knew what you were going to say, until you've done it, you didn't know you could do it.

1:21:23 Adam It's a good analogy, because it's not as if you're smarter, or your vocabulary grew, or you're any funnier, or more intelligent, it's just you've done the public speaking before, and the next time you get up on stage, it ain't no big deal, because you already did it.

1:21:36 Drew Right.

1:21:36 Adam Now how do you give someone that already did it thing?

1:21:39 Drew You don't.

1:21:39 Adam You just do it, and you take your lumps. And that's what James has to do, and the sooner the better, because he has a little wasted time.

1:21:49 Caller So be more confident within yourself when you're around them.

1:21:52 Caller Can't do it.

1:21:54 Adam All right.

1:21:54 Drew We got to play another song.

1:21:55 Adam Oh, we are.

1:21:56 Drew Yeah.

1:21:57 Adam All right. Let's do that.

1:21:58 Drew It's called Spiders.

1:21:59 Adam All right. Drew, you must want to go to the bathroom or something.

1:22:02 Drew I want to hear the song.

1:22:03 Caller Thank you, Drew.

1:22:03 Adam No, you want to make a phone call. Come on. I know you, Drew.

1:22:06 Caller Now watch them stay in the room.

1:22:07 Adam All right. System of A Down is here, and this one is called Spiders. There you go. What is that applause? System of A Down. That was Spiders off of System of A Down, the CD. Live. We were just debating the best strategy to make that move with women. And I agree with John, which is you don't want to let him know you're too desperate. And that's why at the top of every date, I announced to them boldly, we will not be having sex. Not going to happen. Try and get me drunk.

1:26:11 Caller It's not going to happen.

1:26:13 Adam If you get me loaded enough and I get enough surf and turf in me, you might be able to perform some oral sex on me, but that is as close as you're getting and not many women have climbed that mountain.

1:26:23 System of A Down And that will work.

1:26:24 Adam Consider the gauntlet laid down, honey. You have your work cut out for you. And yes, they present it as a challenge that way. And then they're in trouble.

1:26:31 Caller Why do you think girls like gay guys so much? They want to hook up with something that's impossible to get.

1:26:35 Adam Yeah, that and their skin is so good. You know, I think it has to do with it. You ever see gay guys? They're just so pretty. Gay guys' skin actually shines. It's not enough that they don't have any zits. It glows.

1:26:46 Caller What do they take care of themselves? All the protein?

1:26:49 Adam They're radiant. Stop. All right. So stop. We're going to take ourselves a little break and when we come back, we'll speak to, who are we going to speak to, Drew? Come on, get with it. Jessica? Yes, she has an itchy rash on her vagina.

1:27:05 System of A Down We would have known about that.

1:27:06 Caller Jessica, don't ask me.

1:27:08 Adam We'll get to her after this.

1:27:09 Caller I had nothing to do with it.

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1:27:15 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-N-1 Bow wow wow, you can kill, you can save, bow wow wow, you can kill, you can save.

1:27:21 Caller I have an itchy itchy rash.

1:27:41 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Drew. System of A Down is our guest tonight. That's also the name of the CD. Find them. Well, they're sold out here in Los Angeles, but if you're around Portland, you can find them on the 8th of December, 10th in Austin, 11th in San Antonio, and then it's off to Europe for the Sabbath reunion tour.

1:28:05 Drew I can't wait for that one.

1:28:06 Adam I can't wait either.

1:28:08 Drew That's Atlanta? I'm sorry?

1:28:10 Adam Italy.

1:28:10 Caller The Sabbath?

1:28:11 Adam No, that's in Europe.

1:28:12 Caller That's England. Birmingham, England.

1:28:15 Caller Let me see your hands.

1:28:17 Caller That's about two days before Christmas, I believe.

1:28:19 Adam Probably be like a big soccer stadium or something, right?

1:28:22 Caller It's about a 14,000-seat venue. It's huge.

1:28:25 Adam Yeah.

1:28:26 System of A Down Yeah.

1:28:26 Caller It's two nights sold out.

1:28:27 System of A Down Big something.

1:28:28 Adam Oh, that'll be good.

1:28:29 Caller I mean, you're talking about history here in the making.

1:28:31 Adam Well, has Sabbath had a reunion in a while?

1:28:35 System of A Down Through the whole summer? That's what we opened up for during the Ausfest.

1:28:38 Caller Yeah, they had that whole tour in the summer. And I think basically they just want to go ahead and pursue their own personal careers in the music business.

1:28:46 System of A Down I think it's the last two Sabbath shows ever, and that's what we're doing. It's not like a Sabbath reunion tour that we're doing.

1:28:53 Adam Right.

1:28:53 System of A Down Right.

1:28:53 Caller This is the goodbye.

1:28:54 System of A Down It's called the last summer.

1:28:56 Caller This is where they started, and this is where they're ending basically.

1:28:59 Adam Right. And are all the guys in Sabbath, are they all from England?

1:29:05 Caller Yeah.

1:29:05 System of A Down I think so.

1:29:06 Caller Birmingham.

1:29:06 System of A Down I would say so.

1:29:07 Caller As far as I know.

1:29:08 Adam Drew.

1:29:11 System of A Down I think a pretty rough part of England.

1:29:13 Adam Of all the guys from Sabbath were from England. Okay.

1:29:17 System of A Down Well, I do.

1:29:17 Caller They are there.

1:29:18 Adam All right.

1:29:19 System of A Down South Central England.

1:29:20 Caller They all have that accent.

1:29:20 Adam How about Deep Purple? They all from England?

1:29:22 System of A Down No. No, they're from Glendale.

1:29:23 Drew Oh, those guys.

1:29:24 Adam They are from Glendale. There's no Lymeys in Deep Purple?

1:29:29 Caller I thought there was at least one. North Hollywood.

1:29:31 Drew I don't think so.

1:29:32 Adam Yeah, I'm from North Hollywood.

1:29:33 Caller No Lymeys. Did you go to Grand? Where did you go?

1:29:37 Adam I went to North Hollywood.

1:29:38 Caller Oh, my nemesis.

1:29:40 Adam Yeah, where did you go?

1:29:41 Caller Grant.

1:29:42 Adam Grant, yeah.

1:29:43 Caller I went to Hoover.

1:29:44 Adam The Lancers.

1:29:45 Caller That's right.

1:29:45 Adam Yeah, they'd lance you, those Grants.

1:29:48 Caller We're still Lansing.

1:29:49 Adam The good thing about Grant, it was on the same campus as Valley College, so the kids could just walk across the street after they graduated and go over there.

1:29:56 Caller If we graduated.

1:29:57 Adam If you graduated, yeah. The folks that went to North Hollywood High had to drive all the way up Magnolia to get there.

1:30:02 Caller That's a tough drive too.

1:30:03 Adam Jessica.

1:30:05 Caller Yeah.

1:30:05 Adam You're 15.

1:30:07 Caller Yeah.

1:30:07 Adam All right. So you have the itchy rash in your vagina.

1:30:10 Caller Yeah.

1:30:10 Adam And have you been having sex?

1:30:14 Caller Recently.

1:30:14 Caller Yeah.

1:30:16 Adam And unprotected sex?

1:30:19 Caller Only once.

1:30:20 Adam OK. So it couldn't happen.

1:30:21 Drew How old is the guy?

1:30:23 Caller Yeah.

1:30:23 Drew How old is the guy?

1:30:26 Caller He's 16.

1:30:28 Adam And is he your boyfriend?

1:30:30 Caller Um, we're seeing each other. We're not exactly boyfriend and girlfriend yet.

1:30:36 Drew Oh, boy.

1:30:37 Adam Get his take on that situation.

1:30:38 Caller What kind of itchy rash is this?

1:30:40 Caller Like, what does it look like?

1:30:42 Caller It's like, it's itchy, but then if, like, I go touch it, it hurts.

1:30:46 Drew Well, that's herpes until proven otherwise.

1:30:49 Caller But, no, is there like blisters on it? Or is there?

1:30:51 Drew It doesn't even matter. If it's burning and it's a rash, it's herpes until proven otherwise. It may just be yeast. It could be yeast. It could be vaginitis of other causes.

1:30:59 System of A Down Have you gotten it checked out?

1:31:01 Drew Not yet.

1:31:01 Caller You should as soon as possible.

1:31:02 Drew You've got to get it looked at.

1:31:04 Caller Before you have sex again, by the way.

1:31:05 Drew It could be. Almost any sexually transmitted disease can present like that, but anything that's erupted and burning is herpes until proven otherwise.

1:31:13 Adam Hey, Jessica? All right. So, shouldn't you be using some birth control?

1:31:18 Caller I haven't gone to the doctors yet to get it.

1:31:21 Adam Okay.

1:31:22 Caller Have you let this guy know that you're having sex with, that you have this problem?

1:31:25 Caller It's only been happening these couple of days.

1:31:29 System of A Down Well, you should let him know, because that's not very cool for him.

1:31:32 Caller He might have something, too.

1:31:33 Adam He probably gave her something.

1:31:34 Drew He's the one that gave it to her.

1:31:34 Adam Have you been having sex before him? No. No. All right. Well, then.

1:31:38 System of A Down Well, then, he ain't very cool.

1:31:39 Adam There's the culprit.

1:31:40 System of A Down Itchy rashes aren't cool.

1:31:41 Adam Hey, Jessica, you gotta get checked out. Good luck. And you're gonna get pregnant, so you gotta get on birth control, all right?

1:31:46 Drew Or at least get that morning after pill and keep it around.

1:31:49 Adam All right?

1:31:49 Caller Okay.

1:31:50 Adam All right.

1:31:51 Caller Oh, boy.

1:31:52 Adam Austin?

1:31:53 Yeah.

1:31:53 Adam You're 17.

1:31:55 Caller Yes, I am.

1:31:55 Adam What's up?

1:31:56 Caller What's up? I've been, first off, like, Adam and Drew, I've been listening to you guys since I was, like, 12. And in System of A Down, I've had to shoot you for, like, a year, and you guys, like, kick butt.

1:32:05 Caller Thank you very much, my friend.

1:32:07 Caller Yes, man. And anyway, I have this friend of mine, Michael. He's, like, 14 years old. And I just found out today that he's planning on getting married, like, over Christmas break.

1:32:17 Drew Is he an emancipated minor?

1:32:19 Caller What's that?

1:32:19 Drew Is he emancipated from his parents?

1:32:22 Caller I think his parents are, like, consenting or something.

1:32:24 Caller Consenting? Married? 14?

1:32:26 Caller Yeah.

1:32:27 Caller He's, like, going to go to Vegas or something.

1:32:29 Caller Are they Mormon?

1:32:30 Caller No.

1:32:31 Caller They're, like, regular people.

1:32:33 Caller That's OK for them, isn't it? That's whatever.

1:32:35 Caller How old is the girl?

1:32:37 Caller She's, like, 14, too. I want to, like, convince him, like, not to marry this, like, not to get married so young, you know what I'm saying?

1:32:45 Drew They're going to support themselves.

1:32:46 Caller And I knew that Adam would have some good advice, you know? And I know he's listening.

1:32:49 Adam Go, Adam. Now, listen, if I cared, I would. But I'm done saving the world. You guys are all on your own. You hear me? I'm going to get back to my model airplanes and my masturbation and call it a life.

1:32:59 Caller Taboo II.

1:33:00 Adam Taboo II. I mean Taboo II, yeah. It's coming his way.

1:33:02 Caller He wants it tonight.

1:33:03 Adam Listen, you listeners better hope that Taboo II doesn't show up at my house and I'm not leaving. Get an ISDN line put in. I'll call in the rest of the year. Penis will fall off.

1:33:13 Caller How can, I don't understand how both sets of parents are agreeing to this.

1:33:17 Caller Dude, they think they're, like, joking. And then another friend of mine is going to drive them up there to get married.

1:33:21 Adam Oh, they're not getting married.

1:33:22 Caller Dude, they are.

1:33:23 Adam All right. Well, hold on a second, Austin. You're 17?

1:33:26 Caller Yeah.

1:33:26 Adam And your friend's 14?

1:33:27 Caller Right.

1:33:28 Adam What the hell are you hanging around with a 14-year-old that's 17?

1:33:30 Caller Well, I just moved here, dude.

1:33:31 Adam I just, like, All right. So does that mean you're desperate?

1:33:35 Drew No.

1:33:35 Adam You're a senior in high school. You're hanging around with a guy that- Who cares? He's in the 9th grade.

1:33:42 Drew Why am I such a loser?

1:33:44 Adam Seriously. Are you a senior?

1:33:46 Caller Yes. Are you saying I should treat him like a loser?

1:33:48 Adam No. I'm saying stop hanging out with him. He's an idiot. He's getting married. You're a senior in high school. You're hanging around with a 9th grader.

1:33:55 Caller Is it Macaulay Culkin or something?

1:33:56 Adam Come on.

1:33:57 Caller All right.

1:33:58 Adam Come on.

1:33:58 Caller I was in the System of A Down, so I can't be that bad though, right?

1:34:01 Adam No.

1:34:01 System of A Down There you go. There you go.

1:34:02 Caller You got some points on that one.

1:34:03 System of A Down You got one thing going for you.

1:34:06 Adam Listen, that is a huge three years.

1:34:09 Caller Try to hit up someone older.

1:34:09 Adam Can you imagine when you were a senior in high school, kicking it with a 9th grader? I mean, unless it was some chick or something, maybe, but even that's a little weird. But nothing in it for you except for some bad companionship.

1:34:24 Caller Unless you're playing Dungeons and Dragons.

1:34:26 Adam Right.

1:34:26 System of A Down No, but then you just shouldn't give a damn about this guy basically finished.

1:34:31 Adam All right. Where the hell were we? Amy?

1:34:33 Caller Yeah.

1:34:33 Adam You're 18?

1:34:34 Caller Yeah.

1:34:34 Adam What's up?

1:34:36 Caller I have two quick questions.

1:34:37 Caller First, let's move it down.

1:34:38 Adam All right.

1:34:39 Caller Go ahead. How long have you guys been together?

1:34:42 Caller About five years.

1:34:43 Caller A little longer than that.

1:34:43 System of A Down A little longer. Six.

1:34:45 Caller About two years.

1:34:47 Caller No, about six years.

1:34:49 Adam And?

1:34:50 Caller Also, I want to know if you guys remember me from the Minneapolis airport. You guys were going back to LA from like Iowa or something. It was me and my cousin, and I gave you guys like a piece of gum.

1:35:00 Caller Oh.

1:35:01 System of A Down I think I remember.

1:35:03 Caller Leap that. Right now, I said the S word.

1:35:05 Adam All right. Go ahead there, Amy. You gave them gum?

1:35:08 System of A Down I think I remember the piece of gum.

1:35:10 Adam They're still chewing it.

1:35:11 Caller Oh.

1:35:12 Caller Thank you for the gum, though.

1:35:13 System of A Down Thanks for the gum.

1:35:14 Caller You're welcome.

1:35:14 System of A Down It was, you know, you can't brush your teeth all the time on there.

1:35:17 Adam Do you remember that?

1:35:18 System of A Down Yeah, I do.

1:35:19 Adam Oh, you do? It's kind of weird what you remember and what you don't.

1:35:22 System of A Down Especially, you know, when...

1:35:23 Adam I mean, when you travel a lot.

1:35:25 System of A Down Yeah, when you travel a lot.

1:35:26 Adam You smoke a lot of pot.

1:35:28 Caller I don't want to bump your high.

1:35:30 Drew How did you get that?

1:35:32 System of A Down Yeah, yeah, when you travel a lot.

1:35:34 Drew The lab.

1:35:35 Adam No, I was standing in a cloud of weed 10 minutes ago. Are you kidding? Cloud of it. Yeah. You're 17? Yeah. You got out of rehab. Now you only last a minute, actually.

1:35:48 Caller Yeah, because I went eight months having sex when I was in rehab.

1:35:52 Adam Right.

1:35:53 Caller Then I got out. The day I got out, I went over to my girlfriend's house and we had sex and it lasted a minute. I thought it was just because I went eight months. Then we did it the next day and the last day it seemed like it was shorter. And it's just been happening ever since. And I've been out for like five months now.

1:36:08 Caller Wow.

1:36:08 Caller You don't have drugs in your system anymore.

1:36:10 Caller No, I don't.

1:36:11 Drew But maybe that's the difference. Maybe you're functioning more normally because you're not on drugs.

1:36:15 Caller Why don't you have more sex like you have for a minute and then have it again like about half an hour later and then a little longer and then the third time.

1:36:21 System of A Down Think baseball.

1:36:22 Caller Masturbate a lot.

1:36:23 Adam Hey, Dan.

1:36:24 Caller I've done that too though.

1:36:26 Adam Yeah. Well, listen, here's the deal. This will work itself out. In meanwhile, don't get her pregnant. You understand? Because Dan, you know, Dan's like, don't worry, baby, I'll pull out.

1:36:38 Caller Oh!

1:36:41 Caller It's like, he doesn't even time to pull in.

1:36:43 Adam Yeah, I didn't even get in yet. His pull out is on the out stroke. It's on the first out stroke. That's his definition of pulling out. One in and then I'm out. It's like when I dip my foot in the pool to see if it's cold. All right.

1:36:58 Caller One stroke done.

1:36:59 Adam We'll take a break.

1:37:00 Caller We'll be back.

1:37:05 Caller We'll be right back with more. Loveline.

1:37:26 Adam All right, I want to thank John, Darren, and Shavo all from System of A Down.

1:37:30 Caller Serg is here too, by the way. He just got here.

1:37:32 Adam Right.

1:37:32 System of A Down Silent Serg.

1:37:33 Adam Who came in here and did a wonderful job singing on the last number. All right, so.

1:37:40 Caller The last tune.

1:37:42 Adam That diddy. System of Down is the name of the CD. Please go out and get it. Guys, thank you very much for coming in.

1:37:48 Caller Thank you for having us.

1:37:49 Adam You've been cool.

1:37:50 Caller I'd like to say one thing.

1:37:51 Adam Good time, yeah.

1:37:51 Caller You know, thank you for everybody who's supported us over the years and especially to my friends, Brett and all you guys, all the Glendale boys, everybody out there. Thank you very much.

1:38:01 Adam And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:38:06 Caller Manolios.

1:38:07 Drew I've had anal sex. Well now.

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