Episode 1000754887790

0:53 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:58 Voiceover Now, 1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.

1:06 Adam Hey, this is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LVE-191. Facts number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. I get the phone number, I get the facts number.

1:23 Drew You get the facts number, 310-854-4455.

1:26 Adam I'm a little scattered tonight.

1:27 Why?

1:28 Adam Well, I don't know. Actually, I'm just making excuses for my poor execution of the show, five seconds into it. Our Lady Peace is our guest tonight. Jeremy and Rain are both here from the band. I thought these guys were on eight or nine months ago. So I thought too. Turns out they were two years ago?

1:44 Our Lady Peace Yeah, something like that.

1:46 Oh boy.

1:47 Adam Quite a while ago. Where's the time gone?

1:49 I don't know.

1:50 Adam Did you have a good time when you were here two years ago?

1:53 Our Lady Peace Yeah, that's why we're back.

1:54 Adam Oh good. Always good to have a satisfied customer's return.

2:00 You guys are getting old.

2:02 Drew We're starting to lose it. Oh yeah.

2:03 Our Lady Peace You're in the zone. You're in that void.

2:06 Drew Time speeds up.

2:08 Adam Yeah. I think when you get older you try to slow down events because then it seems like you're not getting as old as fast. You know what I'm saying?

2:17 Drew Oh yeah.

2:18 Adam I think that's what our attempt is. Anyway, Our Lady Peace is currently touring with Creed, who I know was in here seven or eight months ago. Perhaps.

2:29 Our Lady Peace Maybe.

2:30 Adam I just, Creed has really blown up by the way over the last six months or something.

2:35 Oh, they've got fat.

2:37 Adam Haven't they? Yeah. Is it?

2:39 It's all that catering.

2:40 Our Lady Peace Yeah. Double lemon meringue pie after every meal.

2:43 Adam I meant successful-wise, but I think.

2:45 Our Lady Peace They're pretty much the, you know, they're the.

2:47 They're the rock band of.

2:49 Our Lady Peace The biggest rock band on the continent, dammit.

2:51 Adam Our Lady Peace will be playing with Creed, by the way, at the Palladium tomorrow night. And I guess that's the Hollywood Palladium. Also, they'll be in San Diego on Thursday night. And what the.

3:05 Our Lady Peace San Jose after that. Vegas.

3:08 Adam We'll get the whole breakdown and we'll let the folks know where you're going and when you're going to be there. And where are you guys from? Because I feel like it's somewhere other than here.

3:18 Our Lady Peace Toronto.

3:19 Adam There you go. That's not here, is it?

3:22 No, no.

3:23 Adam All right. So see, I still.

3:25 Our Lady Peace About thirty five, thirty five hundred miles.

3:28 Adam As I get older, I no longer have any specific information. I only have feelings.

3:33 You sound like you're from Buffalo, though.

3:35 Adam No, I'm not. I'm from North Hollywood.

3:38 Really?

3:38 Adam I just have a deviated septum. Let me tell you the big problem with the deviated septum. You breathe through your mouth, not through your mouth.

3:46 I have that. Yeah.

3:48 Adam So like when you were a kid, did you drool a lot?

3:51 I can't say I drool. I've started to drool.

3:54 Adam Yeah.

3:55 It's affected me a little bit later in life, I think.

3:57 Adam Eating is the good part with the deviated septum.

3:59 Breathing around here is not too good. But I woke up this morning on a bus and I couldn't breathe.

4:03 Adam You were sleeping on your bus? Yeah. I should have been staying in a four-star hotel.

4:08 We arrived at that hotel, but I got up on the bus and I didn't breathe so well.

4:13 Adam It's funny, you pull into a hotel and someone goes, wake up, it's time to go to bed. And that's how it works, right?

4:20 Pretty much.

4:21 Adam They just like roused you. You walk through the lobby with an erection and a pair of bunny slippers, stagger in your room and go back to bed. Is there anything worse really than when your clock gets screwed up? I mean, haven't you guys?

4:38 No, because then you sleep longer. I mean, through North America, it's not that bad.

4:42 Adam But hasn't, I mean, doesn't the constant touring just sort of whack your clock out?

4:48 You don't even realize, you know, you kind of just go and our tour manager tells us where we are and what time it is and you just don't even pay attention to it.

4:56 Adam And do you find that after two months and X amount of gigs, you're somewhere and you're thinking about the last two months and you don't remember that much of it?

5:06 Our Lady Peace Pretty much the way you guys are.

5:07 Yeah.

5:08 Our Lady Peace Same kind of deal.

5:09 Adam Right.

5:09 Except all of a sudden I've done like a AT&T commercial. You know, in a-

5:15 Our Lady Peace 1-800-9.

5:16 I don't remember.

5:17 Drew I haven't seen that damn thing.

5:18 Adam I haven't either.

5:19 You know what? It's funny. It really gets me off after a show. That's a good bit.

5:23 Adam Everybody's seen it.

5:24 Very, very funny.

5:25 Drew What is the joke?

5:27 Adam I'm in some kid's brain, basically.

5:31 I don't even get it.

5:32 Our Lady Peace You're telling them to pick up a chick in a car or something.

5:34 Adam Right.

5:35 Drew Yeah.

5:35 Adam Yeah. I originally, I said rape, but they toned that down, Drew. They didn't think that'd go well. Corporate America is not in it.

5:42 Drew Did you storm out and have a little tizzy fit?

5:44 That's what we're having trouble.

5:45 Drew Yes, it is.

5:46 Adam All right. So Our Lady Peace is our guest. We'll hear something off of Happiness, which is their CD, and we'll take some calls and then we'll get to some music. Ron?

5:58 Yeah. How are you doing?

5:59 Adam You're 18. What's up?

6:01 Caller I got a problem.

6:02 Caller I can't get my girlfriend to orgasm. We have not had it in our course. She's not ready for that, and I have tried finger stimulation. I have done oral stimulation on her, and she just, I don't know if I'm not doing something right.

6:18 Drew Do you discuss this? Do you discuss this with her?

6:21 Adam Not now while he's doing it. It's another place where the deviated septum hurts me, by the way, is the oral. It's like I'm like a whale. Like every three minutes I got to come up for a big shot of air, you know? I'm just down there, and then it's like, I'm going back down again.

6:37 Caller Oh, my God.

6:39 Yeah.

6:40 Drew What's that, Ron? What did you say to her?

6:42 Caller Yeah, I've asked her. I'm like, just tell me what you like. And she says, yeah, it feels good.

6:49 Drew Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you ask her, has she ever had an orgasm?

6:52 Caller No, she has not.

6:52 Drew Okay, so does she masturbate? Has she ever tried?

6:55 Caller No, I don't think she does.

6:56 Drew All right, so it's something that she doesn't do. She's not capable of yet.

7:01 Adam Hey, Ron? Yeah, here's the problem, as I see it. She's a little unsure of herself. She hasn't had the orgasm before. You're pushing on her a little bit. Right. You're working, you're going double time. And instead of doing that, you ought to just back off and mellow out a little bit. You know what I mean? Slow down the pace.

7:23 Drew Really what's going to help her physiology function is closeness, intimacy.

7:29 Adam Now, that's not what I'm suggesting.

7:30 Drew I know, I know what you are.

7:31 Adam Slow the tongue down a little bit.

7:32 Drew You're actually saying slow down and back off a little bit.

7:34 Caller Back off. Go to the in and out burger.

7:36 Drew But also focus more on the relationship and that will create a place that oftentimes helps the physiology.

7:42 Our Lady Peace That's what Barry White was invented for.

7:44 Adam Yeah, I mean, when men try to get women to have, first off, it never seems to work when the guy is really trying to have an orgasm for both of them.

7:54 Our Lady Peace Are you doing it? Is this going okay? Right.

7:58 Adam Sports center is starting in a minute, Sonny. I just want to know where you're at with the orgasm. We say halfway home or, you know, give me a countdown. And not only that, but they pushed you hard. And I think what men got to do is just sort of slow it down, relax, get a little rhythmic and don't, don't pick up the pace if you're not getting the desired results. That's what I'm saying.

8:22 Caller Shane?

8:23 Caller Yeah.

8:23 You're 23.

8:25 Caller Yeah. I've been taking Percocet pain pills and every time I've tried to have sex, when I take the pills, I can't get an erection.

8:38 Drew Well, that's been normal.

8:39 Caller And my girlfriend's thinking it's her, but I've tried to explain to her that, what's the best way to explain it? Why are you taking...

8:47 Caller I've been through this.

8:48 Adam You have?

8:49 Caller Honest to God.

8:50 Adam What was the Percocet for?

8:52 Caller My back. I have two herniated discs. And just to stay on tour and stay on the road. I was getting epidurals and then taking a lot of Percocet, like seven or eight Percocet a day to kind of just stay on the road. And it killed my voice, because it just obviously dries you out, right? It sucks all the fluid out of your body. And obviously that kind of basically limits your sex life.

9:17 Adam Why does it suck all the fluid out of you?

9:20 Caller It's like codeine, right?

9:21 Drew Yeah, some medicines just dry certain people out. I mean, that could be a potential side effect. It's not specifically dehydrating, but people can have a sense of being dry.

9:29 Adam But it affects the penis as well, right?

9:32 Drew Oh yeah. Shane, how long have you been on this for?

9:34 Caller I've been on it about a year.

9:36 Drew All right, so really you're addicted.

9:38 Caller Yeah.

9:39 Drew Why don't you deal with the addiction? You're beginning to have consequences of addiction. This is just the beginning, okay? It's a very, very difficult habit to stop. Shane? It is opiates. It's the same chemical as heroin basically.

9:54 Caller Oh, is it?

9:55 Drew Yes.

9:55 Caller I didn't know that.

9:56 Caller Yeah.

9:57 Caller How do I explain that to my girlfriend? Because she doesn't believe me when I say-

10:02 Drew Well, start talking to some doctors about it and see if you can get yourself some help with this, because this is something you can't stop by yourself.

10:08 Caller Why does he take it?

10:09 Caller Why do I take it? I get real painful muscle spasm.

10:12 Drew Well, the reason you get painful muscle spasm is because you're withdrawing from Percocet. The withdrawal from Percocet takes about five to seven days, and it is incredibly painful.

10:21 Adam Did you have that, Ryan?

10:23 Caller Yeah.

10:23 Adam You had the withdrawal?

10:25 Caller Yeah, I had it. Yeah, but I, you know, I took it for about five months. And, I mean, you know, it's just you deal with the pain, and the back pain I got was sometimes so severe that I couldn't even walk. So you just end up on Percocet, and it's just, I guess what you're saying, it is like an opiate. You feel high.

10:44 Drew It's an opiate.

10:44 Caller Yeah, exactly.

10:45 Adam How did you get off the Percocet?

10:47 Caller Basically, I just stopped, like pretty much cold, because it wasn't doing any good, and it was killing, it was seriously killing my throat, which was the worst. Obviously, you can't be on tour when you can't sing, so I didn't have a choice.

10:59 Drew So you see, the interesting example, the difference between addiction and dependency. You can get dependent on a drug, have withdrawal, but if you're an addict, and have all the syndrome of pain reward systems and everything, but addict can't stop. That's the difference. You don't stop.

11:15 Caller I mean, my pain was my back, and I got off the drugs and just went and tried to fix my back. That's what obviously have to get to the root of the problem.

11:24 Adam Shame needs to.

11:25 Drew But if you're an addict, you're not an addict. The point is, if you're an addict, you ain't stopping. There's no way you can't. Once that biology has been activated, you can't stop.

11:32 Caller Don't you think I must have been like after four or five months of taking it?

11:35 Drew You were dependent on it.

11:36 Caller Right.

11:37 Drew And you had withdrawal and you stopped. But an addict cannot stop. That's what makes addict addict. They can't. It just keeps coming.

11:44 Adam What Drew is saying is you didn't have the predisposition to be an addict. Although you are in a band. Eventually, if you tour long enough, can't you just acquire that addict gene from sleeping on a bus next to addicts? You guys sharing the same toothbrush or something?

12:01 Our Lady Peace I asked my girlfriend to drive our bed around. For several hours, I can't sleep.

12:08 Megan.

12:10 Yeah?

12:10 Drew You're 23?

12:11 Caller Yes. What's up? I have a question about... I'm a lesbian. I had a discussion with one of my friends about him possibly donating some sperm later on down the line. However, he's done lots of ecstasy and acid and a bunch of things like... He's done some speed and things like that. I was wondering what kind of effects it would have later on on the child that we might have later.

12:47 Adam Well, to me, it's not so much that the sperm has gone bad, but you're getting sperm from an addict. That's the real problem. What's that?

12:58 Caller He's actually stopped now.

12:59 Drew Yeah, but he's still an addict.

13:01 Adam This kid's gonna have an addict's sperm coursing through him. Two mommies. Come on. This kid's gonna be junky by his fifth birthday. Believe me.

13:11 Drew You think?

13:11 Adam You need to find some good pristine sperm like Drew's. Lily White, freshest sperm in the snow. Beautiful sperm, that Drew has.

13:24 Drew I don't want to say this, but this extra little music.

13:29 Adam When Drew has an orgasm, that's the angel sing.

13:32 Caller And Our Lady Peace did the soundtrack.

13:34 Oh, really?

13:36 Caller There you go. That's me.

13:39 Adam It smells of fresh-cut pine, too, for a sperm. It's not that odorous stuff that's coming out of it.

13:46 Caller But it, like, wouldn't...

13:48 Drew It wouldn't?...

13:49 Caller later. It wouldn't have any effects.

13:52 Drew Not per se. Although, interestingly, if there is chromosomal damage from some of these hallucinogens, you just won't get pregnant. And I don't know that there's really good evidence to suggest that happens. The only thing I've seen some reasonable data about is pot possibly causing an increased risk of orthopedic disturbances, like extra fingers and that kind of thing, even several months after the dad smoked pot.

14:17 Caller Is that such a bad thing though?

14:19 Adam I said that to Drew a hundred times. If having four fingers is real misery and five is good, isn't six better?

14:28 Caller Born with seven toes on her right foot.

14:30 Adam And there you go. She's probably camped in the swim team, right? Seven fingers. First off, you know what kind of banjo you could pick with six fingers?

14:39 Absolutely.

14:39 Adam A piano playing. Roy Clark would just break down crying if he saw a guy with six fingers picking away.

14:45 All right.

14:47 Adam I'm not sure when Megan's going to start her fertility campaign, but I'm hoping she gives it just a couple more years. And that's expensive, isn't it?

14:54 Drew Yes.

14:56 Adam It is. Keeping sperm. Is insurance going to pay for that?

15:01 Drew I doubt it.

15:02 Adam Lesbian couple wants to have a kid.

15:04 Drew But I imagine the storage of the sperm is less expensive than the whole fertilization procedure. Are they going to harvest eggs, or are they going to just do repeated implantation of sperm? What are they going to do?

15:17 Adam How do you store it? Do you just have to freeze it?

15:20 Drew Mm-hmm. I don't know how they prepare it.

15:22 Adam Is it sort of like liquid nitrogen or something?

15:25 Drew I believe so.

15:26 Adam Do you think they could get my whole hamper into that cooler, or would I have to just pull out one sock as a specimen?

15:34 Drew You know, have you ever seen how when you put things in liquid nitrogen, they become solid? Like you put at least a piece of lettuce in, and you drop it, it's like breaking glass.

15:41 Adam Right.

15:42 Drew Your hamper already does that. Underwear?

15:45 Adam As it is, I'm serious. To get my sock, to get like a tube sock, an athletic sock into my hamper, I have to lay it across the top flat, and then drop down on it with an elbow, like a wrestling move. I actually get up on top of my vanity, and I'll drop down, and I'll let a pretty good key eye go. You would get a lot of holes through it, and it'll just snap in half, and go down into the hamper.

16:08 Caller Jeremy takes pictures of the socks that do that, and puts it on our website.

16:12 Our Lady Peace Yeah, on our website, there's a pair standing up from too much wear.

16:16 Caller Actually, they're walking.

16:17 Adam Too much time on the road, huh? All right. Jason?

16:21 Yeah.

16:22 Adam You're 15.

16:23 Caller Yeah.

16:24 Adam What's up?

16:25 Caller Before I start, let me just say, Adam, I love The Man Show. It's really great.

16:29 Adam Oh, thanks.

16:29 Drew By the way, yeah, yeah, a patient of mine. I was so humiliated.

16:33 Adam What's that?

16:34 Drew Patient I hadn't talked to for a while, he goes, your partner really outdone himself. When you could have an appearance on that show. Oh, guys.

16:42 Adam Drew is on The Man Show playing the part of the proctologist in episodes coming up, so don't you worry. Also, by the way, The Man Show tomorrow night, Wednesday night on Comedy Central, that's tonight to everyone who's listening to us.

16:57 Where?

16:57 Adam East of the Rockies? Is that how it goes?

17:00 Drew Basically, east of the Pacific, yeah.

17:02 All right.

17:02 Adam And also, me and my handsome partner, Jimmy Kimmel, will be on the Kill Born Show tonight at about 12.30 out here.

17:10 Caller How was it?

17:11 Adam I think it came out pretty good. Jason?

17:14 Caller Yeah. Hey.

17:14 Caller All right.

17:14 Go ahead.

17:16 Caller I like this girl a lot, but I have no idea how to approach her or tell her that I like her or even start a conversation that would even swing towards that direction.

17:32 Adam Does she know you at all?

17:33 Caller Yes.

17:34 Caller She knows me. I know her from school and we talked.

17:38 Drew She's the same age as you?

17:39 Caller What?

17:40 Drew Same age as you?

17:42 Caller Yeah. Same age.

17:43 Drew Could you ask her maybe direct a conversation towards a movie that's playing and throw a CD? Maybe ask her, you know, would you like to go see that and let's meet and what do you think? Take a risk.

17:55 Caller The thing is that like I can't just go out of the blue and go, hey, do you want to do this?

18:01 Our Lady Peace Why not? It's tough, but you got to get over that.

18:05 Drew Without that, you're going to get stuck in friend position.

18:08 Adam You know, the problem with being 15 is you're trying to figure out a way to ask a girl out without her knowing you've asked her out, which is a fundamental problem.

18:18 Drew It's literally like trying to play a piano piece without ever having to play the piano. You know, you don't have the facility for it.

18:24 Our Lady Peace That line hasn't been invented yet, I don't think.

18:26 Adam Yeah. Eventually, then you have to move on to step two, which is I got to figure out a way to have sex with her without her knowing I'm having sex with her, which is only happened to me a handful of times. But here's the deal. And what Jason is saying is, is we're saying, well, why don't you just go up and ask her if she wants to go to this movie? And his point is, is I can't do that. She'll know I'm asking her out.

18:46 Drew It's also I can't. I don't know how. Right.

18:49 Adam But our point is, is gents, ladies, especially when they're 15, 16, 14, whatever, they're prepared for guys to ask them out. They may not be excited about you asking them out, but they will not be offended in general over you asking them out. It's sort of like you walking into a car dealership and offering less than the guy wants to take. He's not going to chase you out, throw a chair at you. You just may not get the car. But he's not going to be offended to see you walking into the showroom and poke around a little bit, kick the tires as it were. So guys need to know this. I mean, I wish someone would have sort of pulled me aside when I was 15, 16, and said, listen, women expect to be asked out. Go ahead and ask them out. Don't creep them out, but ask them out. If they don't want to go, they'll tell you.

19:38 Our Lady Peace And it never gets any easier.

19:40 Adam No, it doesn't.

19:41 Drew No, yes, it does.

19:41 Adam Well, you get, later you get drunk. And then it's cool. You know what I'm saying?

19:46 Drew You really, you just don't, you know, it's like trying to do an acrobatic act or something. You don't know. You can't do it.

19:52 Adam It's tough. Just go up to her, start making some conversation and work a popular movie that was just released into the conversation. This is my ploy. I wish I would have known it when I was 15. Basically, here it is. If you say to a chick, hey, have you seen that? I've heard that being John Malkovich was maybe a little heady for 15.

20:16 Our Lady Peace All right.

20:17 Adam Let's go Pokemon.

20:19 Drew American Beauty.

20:20 Caller Double Jeopardy.

20:22 Our Lady Peace Fight Club.

20:23 Drew Fight Club.

20:24 Adam Oh, really? Not too violent?

20:27 Our Lady Peace Okay.

20:27 Adam Okay. Let's just go Fight Club for the sake of argument. If you go up to a chick, I don't care what age you are or she is, and you go, hey, man, I've been hearing some good things about that Fight Club, and she says, I haven't heard anything good about it, and I don't like Brad Pitt. She don't want to go on a date with you. Stop. Right there. She's stopping you. She's saying do not pass go.

20:50 Our Lady Peace I hate movies.

20:52 Adam If she says, yeah, I've heard some pretty cool things. Some of my friends have seen it. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard some pretty cool things about it. You're in.

21:00 Our Lady Peace It's over.

21:00 Adam That's it. She wants, she is opening the guard gate and letting you ride in. So bring a movie up, bring a new one up, and see what she says about it until you'll know. Joshua?

21:13 Caller Yeah.

21:13 Adam You're 17.

21:14 Caller Yeah, I had a question about sleepwalking.

21:18 Drew Okay. Go ahead.

21:20 Caller Okay. I just want to know what's up with it.

21:23 Adam Well, you fall asleep, then somewhere between the time you nod off and the time you get up in the morning, you've gone somewhere. You've gone somewhere.

21:30 Caller No, okay. It's just like I fall asleep and my mom tells me that I walk around the house just yelling. I make threats towards people. Oh boy. I just like blabber about nothing.

21:43 Drew Do you, but you do yell and get up and scream at each other.

21:47 Caller Yeah, like just the other night I threatened my mom and I said, is Joe dead?

21:52 That's my brother.

21:53 Caller I said, is he dead? I just like so like freaked out about that. She said, and I was talking, I was like yelling at her.

22:01 Drew Well, look, usually those sorts of sleep disturbances fall into two sort of broad categories. One is that there's some biological problem, like these are sort of seizure type phenomenons or this is the residual some trauma or stress in your life. Something happened, were you beaten or anything like that or saw something awful happen?

22:20 Caller My mom yelled at me a lot.

22:21 Caller So that's about it.

22:22 Drew Where's your dad?

22:23 Caller They're just divorced.

22:25 Drew Where is he?

22:25 Caller I'm not sure.

22:26 Drew Why did he leave?

22:28 Caller I'm not sure.

22:29 Drew How old were you when he left?

22:31 Caller They're never married really.

22:32 Drew Did you ever know him?

22:33 Caller No.

22:34 Drew Have you had any step dads or other guys in your life?

22:37 Adam Let me tell you. Did your mom lock her door at night?

22:40 Caller Not really.

22:41 Adam Yeah, I would.

22:42 Drew She should.

22:42 Adam You know what I'd have? If I was her mom, if I was Jonathan's mom, I'd have one of those beanbag guns that the SWAT team uses. You don't want to kill your kid. You don't put like a round in his forehead, but you like to knock him down if he came at you. You know what I mean? They just shoot that beanbag they used to use in that toss-a-cross game. Pow! Right in the chest. Just knock him back, wake him up. You know. Come on.

23:06 Caller This is serious.

23:07 Drew There's something to that.

23:08 Adam Yeah. It's not... Hey, listen. I would put a little $5 barrel bolt on my door because if there were someone who didn't know what they were doing and had a lot of rage and walked around at night and could pick up a candlestick and go upside my head with it, I would put a little lock on my door.

23:27 Drew The funny thing in this country, they have a grave misconception about what young people need when they're disturbed. As though they need to warm and fuzzy and just love them and make them feel warm.

23:35 Adam You should have bean bagged at them.

23:36 Drew You need to be present. You need to be caring. But you may need to shoot a bullet. You definitely have a lock and you need to get structure for them and help them.

23:44 Our Lady Peace I think Joshua needs to.

23:45 Drew Well, Joshua, I'm certain he was manhandled at one time.

23:48 Adam Okay. So what? A little therapy, go to a sleep specialist?

23:51 Drew Sleep specialist, yeah, for starters.

23:52 Caller How can you tell he was manhandled though when I'm in from?

23:55 Drew Let's ask him. Joshua, did your mom yell at you a lot?

23:59 Caller Yeah.

23:59 Drew Did she ever hit you or anything like that?

24:00 Caller No, no, no.

24:01 Caller Just punish me and stuff.

24:02 Drew Just punch you?

24:03 Caller No, punishes me.

24:04 Drew How did she punish you?

24:06 Caller Just sends me to her room or something. She did not lie to me at all.

24:08 Drew How about when you were a lot younger?

24:10 Caller No.

24:11 Caller No.

24:11 Drew And this all started when you were 17?

24:14 Caller No, no, no.

24:14 Caller This has been going on for a while, like two years ago.

24:17 Drew Did you do any drugs or anything like that?

24:19 Caller No.

24:20 Caller No, no, no. Okay.

24:22 Drew Still not fitting.

24:23 Caller I drank bleach when I was asleep.

24:24 Drew You what?

24:25 Caller I woke up and I was drinking bleach.

24:28 Adam Wow.

24:28 Caller I had done like tons of weird things.

24:31 Caller I almost like gagged.

24:33 Adam Hey, Joshua, tell your mom you need to go to a sleep behavior list, all right?

24:38 Drew Sleep behavior list. But there's something more here, Joshua.

24:40 Adam Well, he can get at it in the safety of the lab. You know what I'm saying?

24:46 Drew Yeah, but there's something more.

24:47 Adam All right, Joshua, really look into it, because I mean, you don't want to wake up drinking bleach.

24:53 Drew You don't want to know what kind of chaos he was around.

24:57 Adam Well, I don't know. His dad's been gone. He never knew his dad, so I'm sure things were less than perfect at home. But anytime you wake up drinking bleach, it's a bad thing. Jeremy's just infinitely entertained by the consumption of bleach by our poor listeners. And let's just hope he wasn't watching any colors in his stomach while he drank that bleach.

25:18 Drew And again, night terrors have lots of different causes, but there is some major, major stress that's what triggers them off, unless there's some biological events.

25:27 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. Our Lady Peace is here. We'll hear something from them when we come back.

25:32 You have five seconds.

25:49 Caller Live on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Bust.

26:05 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Our Lady Peace is our guest tonight. Bruno Campos, the good looking guy from Jesse's, in here tomorrow night. And then real funny comedian Robert Schimel will be in here on Thursday night. We have Rain and Jeremy from the band. I think we'll take a call, and then we'll hear something off the CD. And it's back to the phones. We go, Jennifer?

26:28 Caller Hi.

26:29 Adam Hi, you're 27. What's going on?

26:31 Caller Yeah, I just wanted to say hello to Our Lady Peace.

26:33 Caller Hi, Jennifer.

26:34 Caller Hi, Rain. Hi, Jeremy. I met you about a month ago or a month and a half ago in Toronto. I'm calling from San Diego, but I used to live in Toronto. I just moved here. Aren't you lucky?

26:44 Our Lady Peace I'm lucky.

26:45 Caller Yeah.

26:45 Our Lady Peace You got summer and now you still got summer.

26:48 Caller Yeah, I know. It's nice and warm here, but I miss you guys. I miss home.

26:51 Our Lady Peace Well, we're playing there tomorrow.

26:52 Caller Yeah. I'll be at the LA Show tomorrow on the San Diego Show on Thursday. Excellent. Yeah. I just want to say I love happiness. I've had it in my CD player ever since I got it, basically.

27:02 Our Lady Peace Me too.

27:02 Caller But I'm just wondering, would you ever consider adding Weighted back on to your setlist? Because I totally love that song.

27:08 Caller We'll play it tomorrow. We'll play it in San Diego.

27:10 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

27:10 Caller Oh, awesome.

27:11 Caller Not tomorrow. Yeah.

27:12 Caller That'd be so amazing because it's like my favorite song. It totally describes me.

27:15 Caller You've got it.

27:16 Caller Is there any hints on the Canadian tour?

27:20 Caller Starts in probably in January.

27:23 Caller January?

27:23 Caller Yeah.

27:24 Caller Are you going to be doing all those films again or anything?

27:26 Caller Yeah. We direct a lot of short films, so we're going to do that over Christmas.

27:31 Caller Oh, that'd be great. Any appearances in Toronto at Christmas, I'm going home.

27:35 Our Lady Peace Oh, yeah? Probably not at Christmas, no.

27:37 Caller No. Yeah.

27:38 Our Lady Peace That's when we have some time off.

27:40 Caller Yeah. You guys need it.

27:41 Adam Hey, Jennifer?

27:42 Caller Yeah.

27:42 Adam Are you going to school in San Diego?

27:43 Caller I'm doing my postdoc at UCSD. In what? In biochemistry. Cool.

27:48 Our Lady Peace I remember you. You were at that radio thing.

27:51 Caller The Sony thing.

27:53 Caller Oh, that's right. That's right.

27:54 Caller I had the red hair at the end.

27:56 Caller You're a very sweet person.

27:58 Our Lady Peace You look like you're 16, but you're like 24, right?

28:00 Caller Yeah, 27.

28:02 Drew What is your...

28:03 Caller Drew, I think she could be smarter than you.

28:05 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

28:05 Drew I was just doing a postdoc.

28:07 Caller Exactly.

28:09 Drew What are you studying?

28:11 Caller It's signal transduction protein kinase C.

28:13 Caller There you go.

28:14 Drew Protein kinase C.

28:16 Caller It was really cool because Mike said he did biochemistry his first year.

28:20 Adam He's lying.

28:21 Caller He's lying.

28:21 Drew What kind of cell types?

28:22 Caller He didn't do that.

28:23 Caller He didn't?

28:25 Our Lady Peace He's putting you on.

28:26 Drew I'm really interested in these protein kinases because they figure in addiction real prominently.

28:30 Caller Oh, really?

28:31 Drew Yeah, there's several of them that they think changes in response to chronic exposure to excessive dopamine stimulation.

28:38 Our Lady Peace Here we go. Brain patrol right here.

28:42 Adam Clash of the titans.

28:44 Drew What are you finding?

28:44 Adam Boring titans.

28:45 Caller I'm not even doing the in vivo. I'm just doing the structure studies.

28:52 Our Lady Peace Jennifer, that's what I studied in high school.

28:56 Adam You're suing for calling in.

28:57 Caller Oh, thanks. I'll see you guys tomorrow.

28:59 See ya.

29:01 Caller See ya, Jennifer.

29:02 Adam Wow. What the hell? Some people are so... It's like taking five people and shoving it into one. You know what I mean? Pretty much, yeah. I never really thought about this, but I'm stumbling onto this theory. There's some people that's... It's like they're five or six people and they got crammed into one body.

29:20 Caller You wouldn't believe how tiny this girl is, too.

29:22 Adam And then there's a lot of people, like people I grew up with in North Hollywood, were like one third of a person in a 300 pound body. You know what I mean? I mean, if you really look at certain people...

29:33 Drew That's not a bad thing. There's something to that. It's a matter of brain development. I mean, the brain developed or it's not.

29:38 Adam And it's like, but it's almost like the guy. And I know a lot of these guys, they're still living in North Hollywood. They got into construction, you know, 15 years ago. They're still drinking the six pack after work. And they're trying to get a used jet ski. That's like the big, you know, that's the big, that's the 10 year plan.

29:55 Drew The grail.

29:56 Adam And the thing is, it's almost like they should sue these people that have five in them because someone took like seven-eighths of them.

30:04 Drew For cheating.

30:04 Adam And it's like, I'll take half of you and half of you and half of you and I'll just collect it for myself.

30:09 Caller Most of the time, those people are happier.

30:11 Adam Are they?

30:12 Our Lady Peace Yeah, and it's a simple life, man. They got it easy. They don't have to wake up and think of it.

30:16 Adam I don't know, I've worked with a lot of those guys. I think they're miserable.

30:20 Our Lady Peace No, you're miserable, man.

30:22 Adam Well, that's true.

30:23 Caller You're bitter.

30:24 Adam Well, no, okay. That's true.

30:27 Drew Anything else?

30:28 Adam I don't drink.

30:29 Drew You're an asshole.

30:29 Adam Bleach in my sleep.

30:31 Caller So you can say that, right?

30:32 Drew Asshole.

30:33 Caller It is our fourth time back, but no one said anything.

30:36 Adam I want to just cut into the roast for one second so we can play Our Lady Peace song, if that's okay. Is that all right with you guys?

30:43 Drew Just mention The Man Show. It'll be fine.

30:45 Adam Ah, The Man Show. Yeah, that's going to be on right now, if you're listening on the other side of the Mississippi. We are going to hear something from Our Lady Peace, and this one is called One Man Army.

34:06 Our Lady Peace All right, audience.

34:07 Adam All right, One Man Army from Our Lady Peace off of Happiness is Not a Fish You Can Catch. Very philosophical. And is that, is that something, did you make that up or is that a mean key?

34:22 Our Lady Peace It came out of his brain.

34:23 Caller It's a lyric.

34:24 Our Lady Peace Oh, really?

34:26 Adam I like that.

34:27 Caller A little proverbial.

34:28 Adam It's true, though, isn't it?

34:29 Caller Fortune cookie-ish.

34:32 Adam Drew?

34:32 Caller Yep.

34:32 Adam You ready to go? I'm ready.

34:34 Caller Let's see.

34:37 Adam Ryan.

34:38 Caller Yeah.

34:38 Adam You're 17.

34:39 Caller Yeah.

34:40 Caller Hi.

34:40 Hi.

34:41 Caller Well, my problem is basically me and my girlfriend have been going out for almost three months now. And about a month ago, we tried having sex. And we're both virgins. And I didn't really get it in at all because it hurt too much for her. And so we stopped. And then just last week, we tried it again. And I bought like KY lubricant, you know, because I heard like, I don't know, that would make it easier or whatever. And I got in like maybe like half an inch, an inch, like the end or whatever. And it hurt way too much. We had to stop.

35:17 Drew Was there any bleeding?

35:19 Caller No, she wasn't bleeding, but it was, I could tell that it was really, really painful for her.

35:23 Adam Did you have a condom on?

35:24 Caller Yeah, I had a condom on.

35:26 Adam And, but you had a, just a generous helping of KY on the condom?

35:32 Caller Yeah, and I, you know, I like, you know, fingered her before and everything.

35:37 Drew Right, no pain with that?

35:39 Caller No, there actually was.

35:40 Drew There was pain, yeah.

35:42 Caller Like I got two, two in basically.

35:44 Drew How old is she?

35:45 Caller She's 16.

35:46 Adam When I get a lady who's having pain with the, with the index finger, I always say, don't worry, the penis will be there in a minute, shh, don't worry, it'll get better.

35:55 Drew Yeah, exactly.

35:55 That's right.

35:56 Adam I'll give you a little room to breathe in a second. Uh, Ryan?

36:00 Caller Yeah.

36:01 Adam Um, well, maybe she's having, uh, what, uh, Drew calls, uh, vaginismus.

36:06 Drew Or the hymen.

36:08 Adam What about that hymen? You running into anything in there?

36:12 Caller Uh, no, I don't, I don't know what, um, what's going on.

36:17 Drew Either, well, she's, either she's very nervous and it's causing a muscle spasm down there.

36:22 Caller Yeah, cause she said, like, the first time that we tried it, she said, like, she didn't know what was going on. Like, she just tightened up.

36:29 Drew Yeah, okay. That's usually that.

36:31 Caller Yeah.

36:32 Drew And, uh, it can be problematic. You gotta find a way to get her to calm down.

36:37 Caller Yeah.

36:37 Our Lady Peace Mary Wyatt again.

36:39 Caller Yeah. Mary Wyatt again. I, I got it, yeah.

36:41 Our Lady Peace Why isn't gonna calm her down?

36:43 Drew It was helpful in the whole process, but it's not making her feel at ease and comfortable with the whole process. She may not be ready to have sex yet.

36:49 Adam Well, the tube may not be the desired, um, container. You may need the Duncan tub, which is different.

36:57 Our Lady Peace It's gotta get that cape out of the closet and do some of the Casanova dancing.

37:02 Adam Hey, Ryan.

37:03 Caller Yeah.

37:04 Adam Just take it slow. You guys will work it out.

37:07 Caller All right. But, like, do you think it makes a difference that we waited three weeks from the first time? Because she said something like, like maybe next time we should try it a little sooner and maybe it'd be like a little, I don't know, like, like more broken in almost.

37:22 Drew No.

37:23 Adam Loosen her up like a baseball.

37:24 Drew No, no, I don't think that makes a difference. All right.

37:27 Adam What about oiling up the vagina?

37:29 Drew Think about her little meat oil.

37:31 Our Lady Peace Notice how he's like, and we had to stop.

37:34 Drew I think in terms of her being nervous and uncomfortable.

37:37 Adam Hey, Drew.

37:38 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

37:38 Adam What about, what about like taking like a hot bath and having a little, little 16 shot of cooking sherry or something before you get into the, into the sack?

37:51 Drew She were 21.

37:52 Adam You know what I mean? It's just sort of having to loosen you up because you will. Women, when they get tense, the vagina, it cinches clothes, like like you're pulling on the hood of a sweatshirt. You know, you put like sweatshirt over your head, and you start yanking the string and eventually you can't see.

38:11 Drew Right, there's no more face.

38:12 Adam That's what it looks like. Yeah, that's what happens. I've seen that happen many times.

38:16 Drew It sort of pluckers down.

38:17 Adam That's right. All right. We'll take a little break. Our Lady Peace is our guest. We haven't seen them in either eight months or two years, depending on who you believe. And we'll be back with more of the show after this.

38:45 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

38:59 Our Lady Peace Now you're gonna get busted when you watch.

39:01 All right.

39:02 Adam Our Lady Peace is here tonight. We have Rain and Jeremy from the band. They will be at the Palladium. That is tomorrow night, right? Boys with Creed, and then Thursday, they'll be out San Diego Way, and then we'll get some more locations. As a matter of fact, if...

39:18 Our Lady Peace San Jose and then Vegas, and that's it.

39:20 Adam Oh, that's it, that's right. Okay. Well...

39:23 Our Lady Peace We're done on Monday.

39:24 Adam Both places, we're in. And then, is it back to Canada?

39:27 Our Lady Peace Back to Canada. We go to Europe. We're playing in the UK.

39:31 Caller December.

39:32 Our Lady Peace December. And then we come back here in January.

39:35 Adam But you'll have a little time off in Canada.

39:37 Our Lady Peace About four or five days.

39:40 Adam That's not that long.

39:41 Our Lady Peace Because we have to make a video and some radio shows.

39:45 Adam What about the short films?

39:47 Our Lady Peace We're going to do that in Christmas.

39:49 Caller We've taken to directing.

39:51 Adam And so when you do a video, obviously isn't that an opportunity to do so?

39:55 Caller Well, we've directed our own videos before. Unfortunately, it's just kind of out of our hands now where we try to trust other people in terms of like big budget videos.

40:07 Adam Is it because the label is saying we're paying for this or you're not directing it?

40:11 Caller No, you know what it is really. It's the stuff that we've done. There's a character that exists in our record covers that each album we kind of try to bring to life and it doesn't really make for a specific video for a song.

40:26 Our Lady Peace It's better for a live show.

40:27 Caller It's more of like a thematic thing behind the music on a live show. We just haven't had time to do it yet because we kind of made the record and then started touring with Creed on this tour right away. So as soon as we get home off this tour, before we go to the UK, we're going to do a couple shorts and then over Christmas do a couple more shorts. By the time we get the tour together to come back down to America in January and our Canadian tour, there'll be this kind of, it's just like an added dimension to the music really that, I mean, not that we're incredible directors, but it's just another avenue. It's just a different media to express ourselves and it's kind of, it's exciting in that sense.

41:03 Adam And as far as the shorts that you direct, are you writing these as well?

41:07 Caller Absolutely, yeah.

41:08 Adam Oh, okay.

41:08 Caller Yeah.

41:09 Adam Well, so throw that in too. Where are we here, Drew? Jason?

41:14 Caller Yes.

41:15 Adam You're 18?

41:16 Caller Yes.

41:16 Adam What's up?

41:17 Caller Nothing much.

41:18 Adam All right.

41:19 Caller Yeah.

41:20 Adam You got a question?

41:21 Caller Yeah, I called about my girlfriend. A couple weeks ago, we were having sex.

41:26 Caller And in the middle of, like, well, after, like, a couple minutes, like 10, 15 minutes, she asked me how much I loved her. And I kind of asked her, you know, what do you mean? And I just kept asking her why she asked me that.

41:41 Our Lady Peace It's like the meatloaf song.

41:42 Caller Huh?

41:43 Our Lady Peace Like the meatloaf song.

41:44 Caller Yeah.

41:45 Caller And she kept asking me if I loved her. And I said, of course I love you. I love you very much.

41:51 Drew And this is during the act? This is during the act?

41:54 Caller Yeah.

41:55 Adam Yeah. The girls got to know not to talk while we're, when we got our game faces on.

42:00 Caller Will you love me forever?

42:02 Adam So you said, you said plenty, right? And then you had an orgasm and you downgraded. No.

42:12 Caller Right after I said that she gave me that look like, you know, you're in trouble or I did something. And then she said that she didn't love me.

42:21 Our Lady Peace Wow.

42:22 Adam And you're still having sex?

42:23 Caller Yeah.

42:24 Adam I would have got my money back. I don't go for that.

42:28 Our Lady Peace And kind of kinky stuff.

42:30 Adam So did you continue having sex?

42:33 Caller No. I stopped. I got off of her. I sat at the end of the bed looking at her. And I asked her, you know, why did you do that? And then she simply told me that she did it because she wanted to get a reaction like that I would do more aggressively, more violent. And she said that because she wanted it that way.

42:57 Adam Hey, Jason.

42:58 Our Lady Peace Easy on the words.

43:00 Adam Yeah. I don't know where you think we are.

43:04 Our Lady Peace This ain't cable.

43:05 Adam This ain't Canada. You cannot use the F word. Even if you're using it as just a description, I believe, Drew. Is that right?

43:14 Drew Yeah, even when it's an essential part of the story.

43:17 Caller I like that he's passionate, though.

43:19 Adam What if he is quoting, though, something that his girlfriend says? Is he allowed to say that?

43:25 Drew You can only say F.

43:27 Adam Jason? All right. So your girlfriend's a little wacky, right? Yeah.

43:32 Caller I'm proud of the guy, actually.

43:34 Adam So don't get her pregnant, but you're in...

43:37 Our Lady Peace I'm surprised he got off her.

43:39 Adam Yeah. What is that?

43:40 Our Lady Peace What's up with that?

43:40 Adam It's weird when you sulk with an erection. You know what I mean? It's not dignified. It really isn't. All right. Jason? Yeah. This gal may not be marriage material. Why don't you just call her on it? Why don't you just ask her, hey, what's up with that?

43:58 Caller Yeah.

43:59 Adam Okay. You do what I do. You put the pillow over their head when you're having sex with them.

44:04 Caller All right? Okay.

44:05 Adam You got to pull it off every three to five minutes. I'm going to go up there and then the pillow goes right back on. Although wait a minute, three to five minutes.

44:14 Our Lady Peace I don't know that's enough.

44:15 Caller Yeah, I'm done.

44:16 Caller This show has got a lot more edgy than since we've been on it.

44:18 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

44:18 Adam Really? Yeah.

44:19 Our Lady Peace Well, with people saying words like that.

44:21 Caller It's been one to one and a half minutes.

44:23 Caller Yeah.

44:25 Adam Monica?

44:25 Yeah.

44:26 Adam You're 28?

44:27 Caller Yeah. What's up? Back in February, I had my tubes tied. Nice. I wasn't supposed to have sex for six weeks afterwards, but I ended up having sex two weeks afterwards. I was just wondering if there's any possible way of me becoming pregnant because of that.

44:46 Drew I suppose it's possible because what kind of procedure did you have done?

44:51 Caller I know I had an incision done below my abdomen and through my belly button.

44:57 Drew They did a scope, but did they burn it or tie it or cut it or?

45:01 Caller You know what? He really didn't tell me. I really, he never really told me.

45:05 Drew Sometimes they'll cut it, tie it, and burn it. Really? Yeah. And run over it?

45:11 Our Lady Peace Yeah, that's like kill it, put it in the ground, run over it.

45:13 Drew I'm not sure though that that significantly changes the risk of pregnancy to being in six weeks.

45:20 Adam Let me say what I know about doctors. If they say like, you know, stay off it for six weeks, really what they mean is stay off it for three weeks.

45:29 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

45:29 Adam They're just covering themselves, right?

45:31 Our Lady Peace Pretty much.

45:32 Adam Plus, they know if someone's got to get their tubes tied, they have a little difficulty keeping the penis out of them. And so they're going to go ahead and pad that figure, knowing, knowing full well that you'll probably be back in action 10, you know, 14 days down the road.

45:47 Drew How long ago did this happen?

45:48 Caller I had it done back in February of this year.

45:51 Drew Are you pregnant?

45:53 Caller Pardon me?

45:53 Drew Are you pregnant?

45:54 Caller No, I don't think I am. I mean, I've been having my regular cycle.

45:59 Adam February.

46:00 Our Lady Peace I think you're okay.

46:02 Drew You'll be delivering now, right? You got pregnant in February?

46:05 Adam You a big girl, Monica?

46:07 Caller No.

46:07 Adam Okay.

46:09 Drew Why are you even worried about this, this late day?

46:10 Caller I was just curious if, because I didn't wait the full six weeks.

46:15 Drew I'm here for the show. I'm here for the show. You're curious as to whether or not...

46:19 Adam She wants to know if she screwed up the operation.

46:22 Drew She wants to know if she got pregnant.

46:23 Adam No, I don't think she wants to know that. That's the way it's sounding. But what she's saying is, I shouldn't have let him walk on the floors before the varnish had dried, and now I've screwed it up.

46:37 Drew Did you not ask what's the risk of pregnancy?

46:40 Caller No, I didn't.

46:41 Drew You didn't.

46:41 Adam Yeah, no, she did. She misworded her question. But what her question is, and Monica, you stop me if I'm wrong, you want to know if you could have jeopardized this procedure by having sex too quickly?

46:53 Caller Yeah.

46:53 Drew Probably not.

46:54 Adam No, I don't understand why you would. I think really what they're telling you to do is to stay off the vagina for a couple of weeks and not jostle things down there. But in terms of what you would do to that area that was tied and cauterized, you couldn't really do anything to that area.

47:11 Drew I suppose you could increase the risk of infection and bleeding and that sort of thing, but that's all long gone.

47:15 Adam Would it be by like stimulating it and bringing blood to that area or something like that?

47:20 Drew Traumatizing it?

47:20 Adam The constant prodding of the penis?

47:23 Drew The prodding, yes.

47:24 Adam I understand. Yes, those penises can be fairly persuasive, I'll tell you. Usually I say no, but the constant prodding?

47:31 Drew I think the penis for a person is nudging.

47:33 Adam Nudging, yeah, you're right.

47:35 Our Lady Peace Now Drew's getting crazy.

47:37 Adam It's more of a nudge than it is a prod. Drew, you're so right about that. All right, Our Lady Peace is here. I think we may have offended their delicate sensibilities on that last round of calls. We're going to see if we can't win them over during the commercial break and we'll do that. We'll be back after this. Hey, it's Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.

48:29 This is Loveline on Radio Station.

48:43 Adam It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Our Lady Peace is our guest. Happiness is Not a Fish You Can Catch is the name of the latest CD. Rain and Jeremy are both here. They'll be at the Palladium tonight, sorry, tomorrow night, and then they'll be in San Diego on Thursday. Vegas.

49:00 Caller San Jose.

49:01 Our Lady Peace San Jose, Vegas.

49:01 Adam San Jose, and then Vegas.

49:03 Our Lady Peace We're done on Monday.

49:04 Adam After that, you gotta go to their house.

49:06 Caller Milwaukee.

49:07 Caller Buffalo.

49:09 Our Lady Peace Pittsburgh.

49:10 Adam Really?

49:10 Caller Yeah.

49:11 Our Lady Peace That's at like at the end of the month.

49:12 Caller No, no. Milwaukee's right after Vegas. Or Indianapolis is. I don't know.

49:16 Our Lady Peace All right.

49:17 Caller You know what?

49:18 Adam They'll be there.

49:19 Our Lady Peace That's not with Creed, though. That's just us.

49:21 Adam I see. And so the Creed thing ends in Vegas on Monday.

49:26 Drew We have a question up here which is, when are we headlining your own tour? So part of this is your own tour?

49:31 Caller No, we've done a couple shows.

49:34 Our Lady Peace That's in the New Year.

49:35 Caller Yeah, New Year.

49:36 Drew New Year, you're headlining your own tour.

49:37 Caller Yeah, we'll come back in February.

49:39 Drew We'll change that question.

49:40 Adam All right, Scott.

49:43 Yeah.

49:43 Adam You're 26.

49:45 Caller Yes, I am.

49:46 Adam What's up?

49:48 Caller Well, I've been smoking for about 10 years and I'm wanting to quit and when I do stop smoking, I'm okay for about the first day or so. But after that, I start getting kind of edgy when stressful situations come up.

50:05 Adam You're talking about cigarettes?

50:06 Caller Yeah.

50:08 Adam We rarely refer to smoking as cigarettes on this show. It's probably a bad sign.

50:13 Caller Well, I'm from Utah, so.

50:15 All right.

50:17 Caller It's kind of weird.

50:18 Adam Help him quit, Drew.

50:20 Drew I'm not quite sure I understand what the problem is with you. So because you become irritable, you start smoking again?

50:26 Adam Yeah.

50:27 Caller It's like a, it's. The thing where when I start getting stressed out, I can just go have a cigarette. It's a way to separate myself from the stress.

50:40 Drew So you're using it as a way as a regular, what we call regulate affect, way to manage feelings.

50:45 Caller I also have a very slight case of cerebral palsy.

50:49 Drew Okay. Well, there are, you know, this new Zyban medication, right?

50:53 Adam Yeah, he knows about it.

50:54 Our Lady Peace I've heard good and bad things about that.

50:56 Drew What have you heard bad?

50:57 Our Lady Peace Bad side effects.

50:59 Caller Like what?

51:00 Our Lady Peace A friend of ours, a girlfriend took it and she was in the hospital like two weeks into it. Like what? Severe. She was just like, I don't know exactly what, but it was from, there was like three pages of side effects that came with the drug.

51:16 Drew Every medication has that though.

51:17 Our Lady Peace Yeah, but she had some kind of severe reaction to it.

51:21 Drew Well, usually headache and sleeplessness and sometimes elevated levels of anxiety, they go away after about a week in terms of severe reaction.

51:29 Caller Isn't it the same effects that you have when you try to quit smoking without?

51:34 Drew No, it would counteract as much as it makes things less difficult to handle. So although your anxiety and things might be, it's more like being sped up than anxious. And the cravings tend to diminish and the drive to reduce. And it really makes sense, given how we understand the biology of the work.

51:51 Adam OK, so look into this, what science has to offer.

51:55 Drew Yeah, and then also use nicotine replacement products. Use gum, use the patches, and it won't be cerebral.

52:01 Adam Let me ask you something here, Drew. Something that I object to in our society, I don't know if they do this in Canada, but we advertise more and more substances on television, more of these medications, stuff for prescriptions.

52:18 Drew Well, this is a new thing.

52:20 Adam Yeah, it's new, but there's more and more of it going on.

52:22 Drew Oh, it's going to be huge.

52:23 Adam All right, here's my beef. I'm not on any of these prescriptions.

52:28 Drew But you want to be.

52:29 Adam I'd like to be on some of them. Hey, I see some chicks snowboarding through a field of corn. I want in, you understand? I don't know what this goddamn stuff is.

52:39 Caller But it's the same with that weight loss stuff. They prescribe it for people that are 30 or more pounds over weight. But the majority of people that are going to take it are probably 8 or 7 pounds over weight and are going to be anorexic.

52:51 Adam Well, the first thing they do is they don't tell you what this stuff is for. I know it's called wellbutrin or welladjust. What is this stuff where the...

53:00 Drew Claritin.

53:01 Adam Claritin. I didn't know what claritin was. They don't say what it's for. They just show a guy snowboarding through some wheat. And I think, I want some of this claritin in my underpants. I'm on my sofa.

53:14 Our Lady Peace Allergy remedy or something?

53:16 Adam Well, now I know. Yeah. But then I just like, hey, listen, I'm in the snowboarding. I like the outdoors. I like wheat. I'm wearing a bathrobe now. It's four in the afternoon. I'm sitting on my sofa. I want to get some of this claritin and do some snowboarding. So A, you should say what the stuff is for. Because I thought it was some kind of...

53:35 Drew A hallucinogen.

53:36 Adam Yeah, I thought we're going on out. You know, we're going to follow Mr. Toad somewhere.

53:42 Our Lady Peace All of a sudden, your sinus is clear and you're not back.

53:45 Adam Yeah, and that's it. You're still in your bathrobe on your sofa. And number two. So I want them to say what the stuff is for right at the top. And number two, I do not need the long list of potentially dangerous side effects to be given during the commercial. Because I'm not buying this stuff. When I do buy it, then you can give me the list of side effects.

54:07 Our Lady Peace Yeah, but some of the things are just like...

54:09 Caller Why waste your time going to the store when there's all these... I mean, like FenFen, now there's this new one that I'm sure it probably has an equal amount, just different side effects, right?

54:20 Adam Well, this one...

54:21 Drew Or Merida?

54:23 Caller What was the first one you said?

54:24 Drew Zeni-Cal?

54:24 Caller The Zeni-Cal.

54:25 Adam This one is a fat blocker.

54:28 Caller Exactly.

54:28 Our Lady Peace That guy looks like Satan. He's just sitting there.

54:31 Caller He's like, yeah, he's like the Benny Hinn of fat loss.

54:35 Adam And the guy comes at the end, they go, can be associated with headaches, water retention, and oily anal discharge, you know?

54:43 Our Lady Peace If you're pregnant, do not take this.

54:44 Adam And I was like, oily anal discharge. I swear to God.

54:48 Drew Remember John Popper was on there. Remember talking about having crapped an oil slick?

54:53 Adam Like the Valdez went down in Popper's Crapper. Which would be a good name for a band, by the way. But the point is, is I don't need them to go through every possible side effect during the commercial. Just list the product, and then you can tell me about it. I know it, but listen, you can advertise a car and not explain that there's the possibility of you being side-swiped by an alcoholic on your way home, or that you may roll it when you're coming down.

55:25 Caller I don't agree with that.

55:26 Adam I'm saying, I'm not buying the product. If I do buy the product, then tell me, or if I go in to buy the product, then explain to me the dangers associated with the product.

55:36 Caller Wouldn't you be offended that that's a waste of your time? Because you buy in to the commercial, you end up at the store, and you've spent that hour going in the store, and all of a sudden you realize that, you know what, I'm not going to buy this. I'm an idiot if I buy in to this.

55:47 Adam I think people who need a certain medication take that certain medication, you know, regardless of the side effects, if they truly need it, whether it's the Claridin or the Fant Blocker, and those who don't need it, well, then it's kind of moot. You know what I'm saying? I mean, Drew, has, once you take it, then you can learn about the side effects. I'm just saying, I don't want to hear about the oily anal discharge while I'm eating a TV dinner.

56:10 Drew It's all based on legalities, and whenever you talk about health care, the legality sort of card is huge.

56:16 Our Lady Peace They just come up with it and two weeks later it's on the market. That's the beauty of America. In Canada, you gotta wait about five hours.

56:23 Drew No, no, wait a minute. In this country, the FDA was the slowest in the world, and there was this huge backlash against it over the last couple years. They were forcing them to release stuff quicker against their...

56:34 Caller Isn't that just corporate America putting the fist down, saying, you know what, we gotta make money off this stuff?

56:39 Drew It was mostly the AIDS lobby group that really pushed things along. It was all about AIDS, drugs not coming out fast enough.

56:44 Caller Okay.

56:45 Adam Well, AIDS lobby, grassroots AIDS groups, is corporate America.

56:49 Drew Corporate America is disturbed about it because they think they're gonna suck up the liability for all this.

56:54 Adam Well, let's not suck up any of that oily anal discharge, that's all I'm saying.

56:58 Caller Thanks. Nick?

57:00 Caller Yeah.

57:00 Adam You're thirty, what's up?

57:02 Caller Gentlemen, how are you doing?

57:03 Good.

57:05 Caller My question is, I've been involved with this woman for the past ten and a half years.

57:11 Drew He's had it.

57:12 Caller Why?

57:12 Adam You sound beaten.

57:14 Caller Beaten?

57:15 Adam Yeah.

57:17 Our Lady Peace I'm tired, man.

57:18 Adam We'll go with broken, but go ahead.

57:20 Caller We'll go with broken. All right, my question to you is, how do I bring myself to leave her? I mean, she's a good person, she's a phenomenal girl, and she's got a little touch of OCD, but other than that, I feel guilty, it's a guilt factor.

57:38 Drew How old is she?

57:39 Caller She's in her forties.

57:41 Drew And you're not into it? You're done.

57:43 Caller Yeah, I am, but...

57:45 Drew Nick, don't be as us.

57:46 Our Lady Peace You like her as a person.

57:47 Drew At least be honest with us, if you can't be honest with yourself or her. Are you done?

57:53 Caller Uh, I don't know where to start with her, I mean, she's, I mean...

57:56 Our Lady Peace Right, but listen, Nick, if you were someone else, would you stop?

58:00 Caller Oh, you know what? Just be selfish. That's what everyone else is doing these days.

58:04 Caller Well, I feel like a scumbag if I leave her, you know? I mean, we've been through a lot together.

58:08 Drew Well, are you going to marry her then?

58:09 Caller No.

58:10 Drew Oh, well, the witch is a bigger scumbag. It's a stringer along. Not knowing that you're not into her just out of sympathy and not knowing you're not going to marry her or being honest with her or being honest with her about your real feelings are, even no matter how painful that's going to be to you.

58:26 Adam I don't want to hurt her. All right.

58:28 Drew He didn't hear a thing I said, did he?

58:29 Adam Well, no, because he was talking the whole goddamn time you were talking. Jesus, Nick.

58:33 Caller Sorry, Adam. I love the man show, though.

58:34 Adam Oh, thanks, buddy. Wednesday night's 1030 Comedy Central.

58:39 Caller There you go.

58:39 Adam Nick, you're a quality individual. That's obviously a man of discerning taste. And I'm sure you met her when you were what, 19 or 20?

58:47 Caller About that, yeah.

58:48 Adam And you're 30 now.

58:50 Our Lady Peace She was the older experienced woman at that point.

58:53 Adam And yeah, she was like... Well, no, she was like 35.

58:58 Our Lady Peace Was she 40 now or 45?

59:00 Caller She's in her mid 40s. Oh, wow.

59:02 Our Lady Peace So she was that, it was the graduate.

59:04 Caller And she's a great person.

59:05 Adam I understand that. And does she want to get married?

59:08 Caller No.

59:09 Adam She doesn't because she'd had a bad marriage.

59:12 Caller No, she was never married before.

59:13 Adam And she doesn't want to get married?

59:15 Caller No. I mean, we don't even live together, you know? I only see her like once a week.

59:18 Adam Okay. And...

59:19 Caller What's the problem, buddy?

59:20 Adam Making quite a...

59:21 Our Lady Peace Make it once ever, never.

59:23 Adam Yeah. Just take that 50 times a year and nix it. Hey, do you have any kids?

59:31 Caller No. Okay.

59:32 Our Lady Peace Now it's starting to come out here.

59:34 Adam Boy. Hey, Nick. Yeah. You're just going to have to break it off. And it's not going to be too tough because you're not married, you don't have any kids. I feel like I'm married. You're not living together. Well, let me explain something. Married people live with each other and they see each other all the time. You guys see each other once a week.

59:52 Drew And recognize you're not so much protecting her as protecting yourself from the experience of watching her have pain.

59:59 Adam Right. And Nick, I don't know how to say this, but you're not that great a guy. She'll be fine. She'll get right over you. I'm sure she's seeing somebody else now.

1:00:09 Our Lady Peace And once a week she's got a new 19-year-old.

1:00:13 Caller I mean she's got six free days.

1:00:14 Adam Chloe?

1:00:15 Hello?

1:00:16 Adam You're 16?

1:00:17 Caller Yeah.

1:00:17 Adam What's up?

1:00:18 Caller All right. My twin sister came over to me about a week ago and she asked me to have a threesome with her boyfriend.

1:00:26 Drew Identical twin?

1:00:28 Caller Yeah.

1:00:28 Adam These are the kind of calls I wait for. This is what keeps me coming back every night. Go ahead. Identical twin.

1:00:37 Caller What?

1:00:37 Adam So your 16-year-old identical twin sister asked you two weeks ago if you want to have a threesome.

1:00:43 Caller With her boyfriend. And well, she told me it was like a fantasy of his. So it took a while, but I said yes. And I didn't have sexual intercourse with him, but I did almost everything except.

1:00:56 And how old is this guy?

1:00:57 Caller He's 18.

1:00:59 Our Lady Peace This guy's living it right here.

1:01:01 Adam My God. It's all downhill. All downhill.

1:01:05 Caller He's got nothing to look forward to.

1:01:06 Adam Yeah. But don't worry, he'll be telling this story well into his 80s.

1:01:10 Caller And like, she stopped speaking to me afterwards. She assaulted me a couple of times.

1:01:16 Adam Assaulted you?

1:01:17 Caller Yeah. She almost broke my nose. And she's in a rehabilitation center for cocaine. And she, I don't know. She just won't answer me. I ask her why she won't speak to me, what's wrong. She won't talk to me.

1:01:30 Drew Look, Chloe, she needs to get back into treatment.

1:01:32 Caller Oh, she's in a treatment. OK. She's in a daytime rehab.

1:01:36 Drew Listen, why aren't you participating in that treatment in the family sessions?

1:01:41 Caller She doesn't want, like, she has family sessions with my mother.

1:01:44 Drew No, you gotta go. You gotta go.

1:01:46 Caller You won't allow me to.

1:01:47 Drew You gotta go. You gotta then have mom prevail.

1:01:50 Adam Why don't you just let her get a few meetings under her belt before she shows up and gets sucked in the nose?

1:01:55 Drew Well, because this is, well, she won't in a safe environment like that, but this is a significant source of distress. This is going to push her back towards drugs. This is a very bad choice and a typical thing that addicts do, which is up the ante on their sexual antics and the extreme behavior is a way of trying to manage affect in the early phases of recovery, the first three to six months, gambling, extreme sports, sexual acting out, become a way of responding to the same biology. And she, her, she's in relapse, Chloe, and until you, this is part of sort of a relapse mode. And unless you get in there and get honest about it, and let's get some of this out, she's going to go, she is either already or will soon be back on drugs.

1:02:36 Caller How am I supposed to tell my mother, though?

1:02:38 Drew No, just have a session, don't have your mom there, do it with just a session with you and your sister.

1:02:42 Adam Well, how do they do that?

1:02:43 Drew How does she work that? They've asked not to have Chloe there, they can ask not to have mom there for one session.

1:02:48 Adam All right, but, I don't know, is that going to freak mom out? Here's what I'm saying, can't... Your twin sister's just entered rehab recently?

1:02:57 Caller No, she's been in there since she was 14.

1:03:02 Adam She's been going consistently since 14?

1:03:05 Caller Yeah, she was in a lockdown facility when she was 14 for about three months.

1:03:10 Drew She's been in and out since she was 14?

1:03:11 Adam They just gave her like an orgy pass and now she's back?

1:03:14 Our Lady Peace She was in ET remember?

1:03:16 Drew She's in and out since she was 14.

1:03:17 Caller Isn't it a stupid thing for you to do though? Knowing that your sister was...

1:03:22 Adam Yeah, Chloe, what's up with you with the threesome and the boyfriend?

1:03:26 Caller Who's responsible here?

1:03:28 Caller Well, okay, like I had dated him before she had and I don't know, me and my sister were always really close and like she told me that he asked her.

1:03:38 Adam No, no, no, no, you're not answering our questions, Chloe.

1:03:40 Our Lady Peace It always works out in the porno.

1:03:42 Adam You two had dated, you two were close in the past, I mean, come on.

1:03:46 Caller You must not care about your sister to do that, though.

1:03:48 Adam Why would you put yourself, you had to know, in a sense, that the trouble was lurking just around the corner. You know what I'm saying, Chloe? And what's up with you just as a 16-year-old woman that you would even consider this? Do you know what I'm saying? Well, I don't know. Okay. Well, I don't know what it is.

1:04:07 Caller Stupid is what it is.

1:04:08 Adam All right. Hey, Chloe? Hey, Jeremy? Yeah. Let me beat up verbally on the guest. I mean on the callers. That's my thing. You play the instruments. I'll beat up on the callers.

1:04:18 Our Lady Peace Right, Drew?

1:04:20 Drew Let Jeremy at least play the nice guy.

1:04:21 Adam Okay. Yeah. You play good cop. Hey, Chloe? That's a pretty stupid move, sister. I know. Okay. All right. No, I'm not going to back down, Jeremy. That's the way I feel.

1:04:30 Caller Adam, I do love The Man Show.

1:04:32 Adam Hey, thank you, 10.30. How many sons for Wednesday night? You know what? I'll tell you what. Why doesn't the family just meet over the TV set on Wednesday night? You watch The Man Show and you bury the hatchet. All right, Chloe, I know there's a lot of chaos in your family. I know your sister's not helping. Here's what you need to do. Study and go off to college somewhere.

1:04:53 Our Lady Peace All right?

1:04:54 Adam And go to the meeting like Drew says and see if you can hash things out. I think we know which one the evil twin is.

1:05:01 Drew Yeah, I wonder if they're both sexually abused or just one gender.

1:05:04 Adam Interesting.

1:05:05 Our Lady Peace 16 years old.

1:05:06 Adam Chloe?

1:05:07 Drew Chloe?

1:05:07 Adam Chloe? Oh, she didn't hang up, did she? She's mad at it. She did.

1:05:13 Caller I wanted to- Double down.

1:05:15 Adam I wanted to know, yeah, Drew's right. I think someone was sexually abused.

1:05:18 Our Lady Peace Chloe?

1:05:20 Caller No.

1:05:20 Adam All right, well, I'll go with both of them then. Ryan?

1:05:24 Caller Yeah.

1:05:24 Adam You're 17?

1:05:25 Caller Yeah, it's Ryan, not Brian.

1:05:27 Our Lady Peace All right, Ryan.

1:05:28 Adam I did say Ryan.

1:05:28 Our Lady Peace He said Ryan.

1:05:29 Caller Oh, my bad.

1:05:30 Adam Oh, goodness. Yeah, it's almost getting close to some discipline.

1:05:34 Drew By the way, you're giving people easy outlets. All they have to do is just mention the man show and boom, you're neutralized.

1:05:38 Adam Do you watch the man show, Ryan?

1:05:39 Caller No, I don't get comedy center.

1:05:41 Oh, it's back on the hold.

1:05:43 Drew Oh, come on, just take him. He doesn't have a cable.

1:05:45 Our Lady Peace Yeah, he has no cable.

1:05:46 Adam I know, but if you're calling and request, by the way, what kind of strategy is that? You don't always do that?

1:05:53 Drew Yeah, to tell the truth, you mean?

1:05:54 Adam You know what always drives me nuts too is when they do that, when they advertise on their own station, like I'm sitting home watching HBO and they're going, sign up for HBO, get a free month of HBO. And I'm going, hey, partner, I'm watching HBO, what do you want? And no, but this isn't the freebie HBO weekend. This is just HBO advertising on HBO. And I'm thinking, how much more HBO do I need to be? Should I get another set and put it behind me with HBO on? That's what I'm watching, Ryan?

1:06:24 Caller Yeah.

1:06:25 Adam All right, go ahead.

1:06:26 Caller All right, I don't know, I was thinking about taking like steroid replacements.

1:06:31 Caller Do it.

1:06:31 Adam Yeah.

1:06:32 Drew Wait, what do you mean, replacement? Why are you deficient in some way? Replacement suggests you're not making enough normally.

1:06:37 Caller No, get big.

1:06:38 Drew What do you mean, replacement?

1:06:40 Caller Just like to take steroid replacements for like more strength.

1:06:43 Our Lady Peace Yeah, it worked for Jose Conseco, look who he is now.

1:06:47 Caller Ask Lyle Alzado how much it worked.

1:06:49 Drew But I'm a Conseco, I didn't hear about this.

1:06:50 Our Lady Peace No, this year he's put his back out. No, he threw his back out now. He's got a lot of zits on his back.

1:06:58 Drew Ryan? Yeah?

1:07:00 Adam Conseco is going to kick your ass.

1:07:01 Drew This isn't replacement, this is abuse of steroids, anabolic androgenic steroids.

1:07:06 Caller What says safe steroid replacement?

1:07:09 Adam Now, what he's saying is a steroid substitute.

1:07:12 Drew What is it?

1:07:13 Caller It's just called steroid replacement.

1:07:16 Drew Well, what is in there?

1:07:18 Our Lady Peace Um, is it like?

1:07:21 Caller Boron, a lot of big words, like...

1:07:25 Adam Where do you get it from?

1:07:27 Caller I saw it in a magazine.

1:07:28 Drew Okay, why don't you read to me a little bit what's in there?

1:07:31 Caller Um, it's a lot of long words, I'll try though. Uh, dihydro... dihydroxlovone.

1:07:41 Adam Oh, that's just... that's just bat poop.

1:07:46 Caller Boron, uh, tribulus terrestris.

1:07:51 Our Lady Peace I say if there's more than four syllables in three of the words, don't take it.

1:07:55 Drew Is there androstean dione or DHEA, something like that?

1:07:59 Caller How bad is that androm stuff?

1:08:01 Drew It's testosterone, basically.

1:08:02 Caller And andros in it, too.

1:08:03 Our Lady Peace Andro, there you go. Don't take it.

1:08:05 Drew Yeah, this stuff is not meant to make you more healthy.

1:08:09 Adam Hey, Ryan, what do you do? Play football or something?

1:08:12 Caller Soccer.

1:08:13 Adam Soccer?

1:08:15 Our Lady Peace You pussies don't need steroids?

1:08:18 Adam Come on, you guys go buck forty-five, you run around in your boxer shorts, kicking a ball around. You don't need any steroids.

1:08:25 Caller I want to throw people around, man.

1:08:27 Adam In soccer?

1:08:28 Caller Yeah.

1:08:29 Caller Let's go get you one of those red cards.

1:08:31 Our Lady Peace It's called a yellow card, pal.

1:08:32 Adam Yeah, I mean, what do you, well, you can't even use your hands in this game. What do you need steroids for?

1:08:36 Caller Uh, you can use your hands.

1:08:38 Adam Listen, let me tell you about a guy named Pele, alright? He didn't know from steroids or Anderstein Dione, you understand?

1:08:46 Caller Yeah.

1:08:46 Adam And he was the, he could bounce that ball on his head for an hour.

1:08:50 Caller He's a badass.

1:08:51 Adam You understand?

1:08:52 Caller Yeah.

1:08:52 Adam Alright, just go there and kick that ball. But, like, try out for the football team, you call us back.

1:08:57 Drew Here's the deal with steroids. Here's the deal. First of all, soccer, please. It'll make your penis shrink. Yeah, that got there.

1:09:04 Our Lady Peace Ben Johnson.

1:09:05 Drew It can make you have permanent rectal dysfunction, can affect your fertility, cause liver disease, kidney damage, heart disease, strokes, heart attacks, you name it, this thing can do it.

1:09:15 Adam Yeah.

1:09:16 Drew And vascular disease. It's a mess, but.

1:09:18 Adam For soccer, please. That is such a pussy sport, that soccer.

1:09:22 Our Lady Peace Think of the big picture, 20 years from now. How cool would it be then?

1:09:26 Caller Yeah, but you know, how can you tell these guys, you know, these kids that are coming up in college, not to do that stuff when everyone that's in the NFL's base, not that I'm saying everyone's doing it, but. What are they doing? Yeah, exactly. You know, there's.

1:09:36 Drew Yeah, when they're whole, that is the real question is, this is the philosophical question is, is it worth risking their life to try to get that advantage in their.

1:09:48 Caller To compete, otherwise, you really can't compete.

1:09:50 Drew I mean, it's like saying, well, if you could take a pill and you could play a panel like Mozart, but the pill might kill you. Would you take it? I don't know.

1:09:57 Adam Do I have a gig coming up or? Yes, I'd probably do it.

1:10:01 Drew Well, especially when you're 17, you don't really see the future.

1:10:04 Adam Well, yes, you feel invincible. When you're 17 and someone says, hey, you're going to die at 54, you go, hey, it's a good long life.

1:10:11 Caller Or ask Lyle Alzano.

1:10:13 Adam Well, I mean, he was probably in his early 40s or something when he kicked off. Okay, so you tell a 17-year-old, hey, you'll make the Varsity squad this year and you'll die at 44, he's still going to take the pill. Absolutely. Furthermore, you know what it's like though? I think this is the sort of male equivalent to the boob job, which is it's competition. You take a bunch of 19, 20-year-old girls, the boobs are sticking straight up and they're out to hear and they're defying gravity and they got to go sit next to these chicks at the beach and walk around in sun dresses.

1:10:47 Caller But nine times out of ten you can remove those when there are any repercussions. Steroids, you're not going to get away with it.

1:10:53 Adam Right. All right. I suggest that you do what Rain does, which is just get yourself on the boob job. Get the pump watch.

1:11:00 Caller I'll go for the boob job.

1:11:03 Adam All right. We will take a little break. We'll be back after this.

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1:11:23 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:11:39 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. Our Lady Peace is here, and they'll be in, let's see, let me figure this out one time, being in Palladium tomorrow night with Creed, and then Thursday night. Well, you got to go San Diego first, right?

1:11:53 Our Lady Peace Yeah. San Diego, San Jose, Vegas, two nights.

1:11:57 Adam And Vegas.

1:11:58 Our Lady Peace All right.

1:11:58 Adam Where are you playing in Vegas? Hard Rock?

1:12:00 Our Lady Peace The Joint and the House of Blues. Hard Rock and the House of Blues.

1:12:04 Caller It's a big coup.

1:12:05 Our Lady Peace Yeah, a promoter fight or what not. Oh yeah, and everybody happy.

1:12:09 Adam It's the big, the fights, Sam.

1:12:12 Our Lady Peace Yeah, the night we're playing.

1:12:13 Caller The better fights, I think, Friday, the Roy Jones Jr. fight.

1:12:17 Adam Who's Roy Jones fighting?

1:12:19 Caller I'm not sure, but he's the...

1:12:20 Adam He's pretty unstoppable.

1:12:21 Caller He's unbelievable. That guy's an athlete. He must know, he box.

1:12:25 Adam He's a, yeah.

1:12:26 Caller Pound for pound, the best boxer in the world?

1:12:29 Adam Uh, yeah, I would, I'd go with Roy Jones. Yeah, he's, uh, he's quite spectacular. He really has just, uh, you know, he has not only, you know, toughness and strength and everything, but just amazing athleticism. I mean, he's probably a guy who could play a lot of other sports.

1:12:47 Caller And, uh, he did, he played basketball, right?

1:12:48 Adam Yeah, huge knockout power with his, uh, with his left arm, which is always scary.

1:12:54 And he's long-range.

1:12:55 Adam Yeah, and that's why, that's why boxers are scary. They knock you out with their weak arm. And that's, uh, that's trouble.

1:13:02 Our Lady Peace That's, that's a boxer, but us just put it through our heads with their weak finger.

1:13:08 Adam Right.

1:13:08 Our Lady Peace Well, me, not you, because you're experienced in it.

1:13:11 Adam Right. I'd take it, though. Where the hell, uh, where are we here, Drew? Uh, Susie?

1:13:17 Hello?

1:13:18 Adam You're 19.

1:13:19 Caller Hi. Um, hi, Jeremy and Rain.

1:13:21 Caller Hi. Hey, Susie.

1:13:22 Caller Okay. Um, I'm sorry to bother you guys, but I wanted to say that I think you create the most incredible music. And, um, I was curious. Well, I had read on this Internet chat thing where you, Rain, had said that, um, this was going to be your last album. And I wasn't sure if, like, that was true or if you were serious or anything.

1:13:43 Caller Uh, I mean, we're serious in the fact that if we don't go back into the studio or rehearsal hall the next time and feel as passionate about the music as we did for, you know, the music that ended up on the Happiness record, it's not worth doing it. So we just have to be in that space. And I hope to God that we are.

1:14:01 Our Lady Peace Yeah, I mean, we're...

1:14:01 Caller But I mean, it's silly to, you know, to kind of think that it's always going to happen. It's life's not like that.

1:14:07 Our Lady Peace We would have taken the same stance on, you know, between Clumsy and Naveed, you know.

1:14:12 Caller Uh-huh.

1:14:13 Our Lady Peace We just always feel that way.

1:14:15 Caller Okay, well, thank you so much for taking my question.

1:14:18 Our Lady Peace Thank you.

1:14:18 Adam Thanks. Thanks for being...

1:14:20 Drew Is there an interesting statement? Is there sort of a philosophical...

1:14:23 Caller Well, you know, for the first two years, it's like we're a band, we're going to be around forever and ever, and it's not, you know what? It's not like that.

1:14:29 Drew It's a very important message.

1:14:30 Caller Absolutely. You have to be honest with yourself.

1:14:33 Drew And honestly, yeah.

1:14:33 Caller Absolutely.

1:14:35 Adam See, Drew's just the opposite. He thought he'd be doing this show for three to six months, and he's going on year 17.

1:14:42 Drew Three to six months, they've been like an insanely...

1:14:44 Caller That was a long range?

1:14:45 Drew Yeah, that'd be like, you gotta get it.

1:14:46 Adam You figured you'd finish out the week?

1:14:48 Drew Yeah.

1:14:49 Adam And now what year is it for you on this show, Drew? Seriously.

1:14:52 Drew 16, 17, something.

1:14:54 Our Lady Peace He's gone through...

1:14:55 Adam And is it true this show was just a flat line until I came on it?

1:14:58 Our Lady Peace We were there with the heavy metal guy.

1:15:00 Caller We were there with Ricky...

1:15:02 Our Lady Peace Oh, that's right, Ricky Rackman, heavy metal guy.

1:15:04 Caller I almost wanted to get tattoos.

1:15:05 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

1:15:06 Adam Just a flat line until Mr. Corolla happened onto the scene, right, Drew?

1:15:11 Drew I'm trying to figure out how to pay you proper homage and really be... not seem too...

1:15:16 Our Lady Peace Honestly, it's more exciting with you, Adam.

1:15:19 Caller Thank you, Jeremy.

1:15:21 Drew It's written that the quality, the showmanship...

1:15:24 Adam Yes.

1:15:26 Drew The sheer talent...

1:15:27 Adam Okay.

1:15:28 Drew And the raw horsepower...

1:15:29 Adam Thank you very much.

1:15:30 Drew It's really carrying us forward nicely.

1:15:32 Adam I could end it all tomorrow, Drew.

1:15:33 Drew I appreciate it. Know that I appreciate it.

1:15:35 Adam Don't toy with me. Sarah?

1:15:36 Drew I'm kidding.

1:15:36 Adam All right. Sarah, you're 18.

1:15:38 Caller Yeah. I just want to say that you guys are doing a really good job on the air and everything. It's a really good thing that you guys are doing.

1:15:47 Drew Unfortunately, Adam loses sight of that.

1:15:49 Caller Yeah.

1:15:50 Adam Go ahead.

1:15:51 Caller He's on the creatine, so next couple of months, he'll start stepping up.

1:15:55 Drew Go ahead, Sarah.

1:15:55 Caller What's going on?

1:15:57 Caller My problem is on my left breast, I have these spots of like, it appears to be a rash for me. My nipple is very sensitive and I want to know what might have caused that, what I can do about it.

1:16:12 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

1:16:13 Caller No, I don't.

1:16:14 Adam So this wasn't from any kind of sexual contact?

1:16:17 Caller No.

1:16:18 Drew See, this is so hard. The TV show people have finally taken to sending me Polaroids of their skin.

1:16:22 Adam Oh, please. That is a trend I'd like to put an end to.

1:16:25 Drew Well, it's about the best I can do.

1:16:26 Adam First Polaroid. I've been doing this, we've been doing the TV show for three years, right? Yeah. The very first Polaroid I see of a skin condition is the underside of a guy's sack. You know what I mean? He took the camera and just sort of wedged it up in his ass and took a shot. And that's what I'm looking at the entire show. By the way, Drew doesn't...

1:16:43 Caller Hey, you guys got into this to help people.

1:16:45 Adam Yeah. Not me.

1:16:46 Caller To be able to look at that.

1:16:47 Adam I wanted to meet chicks.

1:16:48 Drew You got to do that.

1:16:49 Adam And get free CDs.

1:16:50 Drew What was I doing?

1:16:51 Adam You had that Polaroid on the coffee table for me to fixate on for the first 45 minutes of the show and then you got to it at the very end of the show. Meanwhile, I was obsessing with this guy.

1:17:03 Drew I didn't know.

1:17:04 Adam Okay, Sarah.

1:17:05 Caller I know you want these nuts.

1:17:07 Adam So, you have this rash. You want to know where it's from?

1:17:11 Caller Oh, what? Yeah, what caused it?

1:17:13 Drew It's only on one side?

1:17:14 Caller Yeah, it's only on one breast.

1:17:16 Drew Can you describe it?

1:17:19 Caller It's like, they're just like little dots, you know?

1:17:23 Drew Do they kind of coalesce together?

1:17:25 Caller Yeah.

1:17:26 Drew It could be shingles.

1:17:27 Caller Oh boy.

1:17:28 Drew Okay, or it could be herpes, or it could be a cellulitis, some sort of infection in the skin. You do need to see a doctor about this. Does it hurt a lot at times?

1:17:37 Caller Um, yeah. Towards the end of the day, it starts to really itch a lot.

1:17:40 Drew Yeah, I bet it's shingles. I bet you.

1:17:41 Adam Really? Where do you get the shingles?

1:17:43 Drew No, it's a lot of controversy, but you probably catch it.

1:17:47 Adam From how?

1:17:48 Drew Somebody else nearby has it, your immune system's altered.

1:17:50 Caller Well, my dad had shingles like four months ago.

1:17:52 Drew There you go.

1:17:53 Caller But I was out of state when he had it.

1:17:55 Drew Yeah, but he could have still.

1:17:57 Caller Nothing like contaminated in the house or just gotten in trouble.

1:17:59 Adam Yeah, yeah. You guys don't make out, do you?

1:18:02 Caller No, no, no.

1:18:03 Adam Hey, Sarah, how much longer were we going to go on about the shingles before you chimed in with the dad had shingles? Another 45 minutes an hour? Okay. All right, go ahead. Now I'm putting my money on the shingles horse.

1:18:19 Caller But I was also wondering if it's not shingles, if it could have been caused by some foods I've been eating because I just changed my diet.

1:18:26 Drew No.

1:18:27 Caller No?

1:18:28 Drew No, but that could have changed your immune system and put you at risk for this kind of thing.

1:18:32 Adam What, what, what have you been doing?

1:18:34 Caller I just, I've turned into a vegan just recently.

1:18:37 Drew Yeah, just watch your protein intake carefully.

1:18:40 Adam What happened? Why, why did you go vegan?

1:18:42 Drew Protein and iron.

1:18:43 Caller For religious purposes.

1:18:44 Adam Uh-oh. What are you?

1:18:46 Caller Um, I...

1:18:47 Caller Do you believe in the whole vegan thing? Wicca.

1:18:49 Caller I've just gotten involved with some Krishna consciousness.

1:18:53 Adam All right. The Krishna? Did you, did you get the haircut?

1:18:57 Caller No, only the guys do that.

1:18:58 Adam Oh, really?

1:19:00 Drew Is that coming back?

1:19:01 Adam The Krishna thing?

1:19:02 Drew Yeah.

1:19:02 Adam I saw a Krishna guy... Did you get that outfit?

1:19:04 Drew I thought that was over with.

1:19:05 Adam It's not really an outfit. You just put a, you put a sheet over your jeans.

1:19:09 Our Lady Peace I mean... And then you put tubular bells on.

1:19:12 Adam Yeah, you're not, you're not nude under the sheet, are you?

1:19:15 Caller Um, they... I'm not really sure about what the guys do. I mean...

1:19:18 Adam I saw a guy walking around, like, in a 7-Eleven the other night. He had a Krishna haircut. He was wearing the jeans in a, like a black Sabbath t-shirt, but he had the sheet... He had the sheet over him. Which was like, oh, come on, buddy. What's the sheet for?

1:19:31 Caller They're called Dodies.

1:19:32 Adam What are they called?

1:19:33 Caller Dodies.

1:19:34 Adam Dodies, the sheet? Okay. And what do you do? I want to know more about this religion.

1:19:41 Our Lady Peace Do you hang out?

1:19:42 Caller Oh, oh, like, anything specific you'd like to know about?

1:19:46 Adam Well, first of all, now we know why your dad got the shingles. He's stressed out so much over you going to a Krishna.

1:19:51 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:19:52 Adam Oh, Christ. If he's Jewish, he's killed himself by now. He's not Jewish, is he?

1:19:56 Caller No, no.

1:19:57 Adam That's right.

1:19:58 Drew Hey, by the way, this thing, the herpes zoster or shingles can cause a permanent pain or at least a chronic pain in that region. It's important that you get this treated right away because the earlier you have treatment, the less the risk of this persistent pain syndrome.

1:20:12 Caller All right, but wash your robe.

1:20:14 Caller Also, like, I have the steroid cream that I had for a rash I had.

1:20:18 Drew Yeah, don't do it right now. Find out what this is first.

1:20:20 Adam Hey, Sarah, why do you know, is it Krishna? Who do you pray to?

1:20:25 Caller It's Krishna. Krishna is God.

1:20:27 Caller It's just another name for God.

1:20:28 Our Lady Peace It's George Harrison is Krishna, isn't he? Yeah.

1:20:31 Adam Who do you, you just pray to God?

1:20:33 Caller Yeah, it's just God.

1:20:34 Caller It's just another name for God.

1:20:35 Adam All right, and it's not your God. It's everyone's God?

1:20:39 Caller Yeah.

1:20:40 Drew I'm actually pretty ignorant about this.

1:20:41 Caller Is it Indian or Indian?

1:20:44 Caller Is it? It came from, well, like, the equivalent to the Bible is called the Bhagavad Gita.

1:20:48 Caller And it's like a 5,000 year old text.

1:20:50 Drew That's an Indian text. That's a Hindu thing.

1:20:53 Adam Yeah. I think it's also Steely Dan's song. We're going to look into that. That's the bogie start, right? Hey, Sarah. So you're praying to everyone's God. I mean, you know, the Jesus guy, the guy with the beard and sandals.

1:21:09 Caller Well, Jesus is the disciple of God. It's just...

1:21:11 Adam Right. All right. So that same guy, though?

1:21:14 Caller Yeah.

1:21:14 Adam Jesus' dad?

1:21:16 Caller Well, yeah.

1:21:17 Adam All right. That's the guy, right?

1:21:18 Caller Yeah.

1:21:18 Adam All right. Okay, that's fine. But why would he give you the shingles? I mean, here you go, pow. And by the way, that's how you know you've stepped in the wrong religion and possibly crossed the real God. You go over to the Krishna thing and then you break out.

1:21:32 Drew And your dad gets it too.

1:21:33 Adam And dad is cursed too.

1:21:35 Our Lady Peace All he has is a couple of little symbols in his drawer afterwards and his sore and itches all over.

1:21:39 Adam Are there any locusts around the house?

1:21:42 Our Lady Peace Vestillants in the cupboards?

1:21:45 Adam All right Sarah, good luck with that. You'll grow out of that.

1:21:47 Drew Let's take a break.

1:21:49 Adam No. Let's take one more call.

1:21:50 Drew Come on.

1:21:51 Adam Where are you going? Jessica, you're not going anywhere. How do you care how the two hours have broken up?

1:21:58 Drew I'm going to the bathroom.

1:21:58 Adam All right. Well, let's just get through Jessica here. I'm older.

1:22:01 Drew My prostate is really bad.

1:22:01 Adam You're 16? Yeah.

1:22:03 Caller What's up?

1:22:05 Caller Well, like, I've been going for this guy and he's really shy and I don't know how to, like, approach him because I've been talking to him and I heard that he's digging me, you know?

1:22:15 Adam And I heard he's what?

1:22:17 Our Lady Peace Diggin her.

1:22:17 Adam Oh, digging you.

1:22:18 Caller Yeah. I'm like, for my friends, you know?

1:22:21 Caller Right.

1:22:22 Drew Wouldn't you guys agree that any guy, any attention from any woman is OK with a guy? As long as it's just sort of aggressive, no matter what it is.

1:22:28 Adam Yeah. So especially if he's digging you.

1:22:30 Our Lady Peace They don't even need the bike club.

1:22:31 Drew If he is even the least bit interested, it'll be a green light. Even the least bit.

1:22:36 Caller It's so easy, it's not even funny.

1:22:37 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

1:22:38 Adam Yes.

1:22:38 Our Lady Peace Don't even bother, just take him out.

1:22:40 Drew And if he's not interested, women have to get used to the idea that rejection is part of the deal. And guys are not that used to it.

1:22:46 Adam Don't get too used to it, because you're not going to get rejected a lot.

1:22:48 Drew That's right. And guys are not used to saying no, either A won't say no.

1:22:52 Adam They might even say yes, just because they don't know how to say no. But here's something that women think, and I guarantee you this is not correct. No man has ever said, I'm into this chick, I think she's hot, but I was turned off.

1:23:07 Drew She was too aggressive.

1:23:07 Adam She came and pushed the dating subject with me. If you're into somebody and they come to you, as a guy we're very pragmatic. It's like anything else.

1:23:17 Caller It's pretty pathetic.

1:23:18 Adam If there's anything you want in life and it shows up at your doorstep, you're that much happier. You didn't have to go get it. You didn't have to walk down to the liquor store. All right. We will take a break. Drew, are you going to go potty?

1:23:31 Caller Yes.

1:23:31 Adam Number two?

1:23:32 Drew No.

1:23:33 Adam Oh, really? You usually go number two.

1:23:36 Caller Oh, there we go.

1:23:37 Adam Our Lady Peace is our guest. They're from Cannes, and they're like the Pooh humor. We'll take a little break, and we'll be back after this.

1:23:59 Caller This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:24:18 Adam Alright. It is Loveline. We have Rain and Jeremy from Our Lady Peace. The name, don't touch anything in the studio.

1:24:26 Our Lady Peace It's Sam Fidler with the damn mics. You're a singer. He's got to hold the mic in his hands.

1:24:32 Adam I know.

1:24:32 Drew Rain, please.

1:24:33 Our Lady Peace Slide over here.

1:24:34 Adam Put the mic down. Mind your pees and cues. Come on. Get back in this program, please. She's migrating out of the studio. It's been the parking lot for another 20 minutes. All right.

1:24:45 Caller Happiness is not a fish that you can catch.

1:24:48 Adam That's what I wanted to say. All right. That's the CD and we will go back to the phones.

1:24:56 Caller Hello?

1:24:56 Adam What name is that?

1:24:57 Drew Rockhill.

1:24:58 Caller Rockhill.

1:24:59 Drew Rockhill.

1:24:59 Adam You're 27?

1:25:00 Caller Yeah.

1:25:01 Adam Where are you from?

1:25:02 Caller I'm from Ecuador.

1:25:05 Drew Ecuador.

1:25:05 Caller All right.

1:25:06 Adam Should we? Is it?

1:25:07 Caller Are you living in Ecuador right now?

1:25:09 Adam We should pronounce it the way people who are from wherever they're from pronounce it. So what do you call it again? No, no. The Ecuador.

1:25:17 Caller Ecuador.

1:25:18 Adam Ecuador. We'll just push a little harder on the door.

1:25:21 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:25:23 Caller I have a question.

1:25:25 Caller My girlfriend and I have been seeing each other for like two years. And we have next to us these girls who are lesbians. Now they are talking to her, telling her that it's fisting. I want to know. She wants me to do this to her.

1:25:52 Caller I don't know.

1:25:57 Caller It's what it sounds like.

1:25:59 Caller Yes, I don't want to lose her.

1:26:00 Adam Well, I know you're not familiar with the customs of this country, Rockhill. But the lesbian culture steeped in tradition in this country. And as a matter of fact, it's a slap in the face, not to fist a neighbor.

1:26:14 Caller What?

1:26:16 Adam It really is. I just, I'm trying to assert...

1:26:19 Our Lady Peace It's an underground.

1:26:21 Adam Hey, Rockhill? Yeah. Oh, boy. You know, that hurts. Rayne's mic has just been confiscated. Not a moment too soon. Oh, wait a minute. He's getting another one. Your neighbors are lesbians, right? And they're telling your girlfriend about the virtues of fisting. And your girlfriend has been telling you this, right?

1:26:48 Caller Yeah.

1:26:48 Drew No, no, that she wants.

1:26:50 Adam Well, no, this girlfriend has been telling him about this.

1:26:53 Drew Wanting him to do it.

1:26:53 Adam And and he wants to know if that means.

1:26:56 Caller Well, no, she wants me to.

1:26:57 Adam Oh, OK. I'm sorry. Just trying to pass the equipment.

1:27:02 Caller I don't want them to do it to her because I don't want them taking her.

1:27:07 Adam How do you figure it? You think they're going to do that to her?

1:27:10 Caller They might.

1:27:10 Adam Does she does she owe some back rent or something? No.

1:27:14 Our Lady Peace Hold on a sec. Does this woman want it done to her?

1:27:17 Adam Yeah.

1:27:18 Drew And if you don't do it, she's going to get a woman to do it for her?

1:27:21 Caller I think.

1:27:22 Caller You know what?

1:27:22 Our Lady Peace She's going to do it anyway.

1:27:24 Adam Is she threatened to have this done by the lesbian neighbors?

1:27:28 Caller No, she's talking to them. Yeah. And she wants to have.

1:27:32 Adam I know. But why do you think she's going to have it done by them if you don't do it?

1:27:37 Caller Because.

1:27:39 Adam Well, you...

1:27:40 Our Lady Peace Isn't this something you have to work up to? You can't just all of a sudden be...

1:27:43 Caller No.

1:27:44 Caller Once the fisting starts, it's all over.

1:27:46 Our Lady Peace Yeah.

1:27:47 Caller I always use, you know, my penis. I don't... I don't...

1:27:50 Caller How can you keep up to a fist?

1:27:51 Our Lady Peace Yeah. See, a coke can, that's the next step.

1:27:55 Adam Hey, Rekel?

1:27:57 Caller Yeah?

1:27:57 Adam Listen, if you don't want to do it, don't do it.

1:28:01 Caller How do I do it?

1:28:02 Adam Well, I'm not sure, but I think it involves making a fist.

1:28:07 Caller Yeah?

1:28:07 Adam Yeah.

1:28:08 Caller Doesn't it hurt?

1:28:09 Our Lady Peace Take a look on the, put fisting on Yahoo! Search and you'll find out very quick.

1:28:14 Adam That's a good plan. Do you have a computer?

1:28:16 Caller No. No.

1:28:18 Our Lady Peace Go to your local library and just make sure there's no one watching you.

1:28:22 Adam Well, as long as you're at the library, you might as well get a book on fisting.

1:28:25 Caller But doesn't it, can I not tear it up?

1:28:29 Adam I would think it would be painful. Let me explain my fist policy. I don't want to be hit with a fist. I don't want one in my anus. I don't want the word fist in fisting.

1:28:41 Our Lady Peace This woman is a little on the dirty, crazy side.

1:28:45 Adam Yeah. I worry about a woman who wants to be fisted. Although, I think you could do it like pulling a cookie out of a mason jar, where you relax your hand, you put it in there, then you grab the cookie and you can't get it out. But, I mean, don't you...

1:29:05 Our Lady Peace I mean, don't worry about it. Just don't.

1:29:07 Adam You wouldn't make a fist before you went in, would you? You don't know.

1:29:11 I know some girls that are into it.

1:29:13 Adam Really?

1:29:13 Drew Lisa?

1:29:14 Yeah.

1:29:14 Adam Name Lisa?

1:29:17 Really?

1:29:17 Adam Lisa?

1:29:18 Caller One more time.

1:29:20 Adam Are these girls named Lisa?

1:29:22 No, definitely not.

1:29:23 Drew What do they say is the purpose of this for that one?

1:29:26 It's just something different, and especially if they're with somebody that they're really close with, and for some reason, it's a bonding experience for them. I don't get it. It's just something that I guess brings them closer than just regular sex.

1:29:38 Our Lady Peace Wouldn't that like...

1:29:39 Caller Yeah, but I mean, what's next? A tire?

1:29:41 Our Lady Peace I mean, wouldn't that affect in terms of loosing?

1:29:43 Caller It's like everything else. We've hit the extremes of everything.

1:29:47 Adam But here's my take is, I'm not getting near anyone with my puny penis after a good fist-in. I mean, that has got to be anticlimactic. It really, you know what I'm saying? It's like you give them a good fist-in. It's like you warmed up. All right, baby. Now you're getting a real thing. And they're like, are you in? Like, I got to say, ten minutes ago.

1:30:09 Caller It's never actually been the full fist, though. Like, it's always like a hand. Like, you're saying kind of relaxed is what they tell me. But it's never like you're going in, like you're punching somebody.

1:30:17 Caller I'm still starting the anti-fist coalition.

1:30:19 Our Lady Peace Yeah, I've seen some pictures on the internet, and it doesn't look like one or two fingers.

1:30:23 Adam Well, why don't you guys start something like rockers against fisting, like RAF or something.

1:30:30 Caller I'm done.

1:30:31 Adam Okay.

1:30:31 Caller It's done. We'll make t-shirts tomorrow.

1:30:33 Adam Pitch it to Creed tomorrow. See if you can't get them on board too. Now what would that be? Let's see. Rockers unite against fisting, and we're off.

1:30:45 Our Lady Peace Like those death metal bands, there's too many that are probably into it. We'd get beaten up.

1:30:52 Caller Rockers. I'm not scared of those death metal bands.

1:30:54 Our Lady Peace Like Marilyn Manson.

1:30:55 Adam You'd run into some pro-fisting rockers and get your ass kicked backstage.

1:31:00 Our Lady Peace Rockers for fisting.

1:31:02 Adam RAF.

1:31:02 Caller RAF.

1:31:04 Adam Hey Dustin?

1:31:06 Caller Yeah?

1:31:06 Adam You're 18?

1:31:07 Caller What's up?

1:31:08 Adam What is up?

1:31:09 Caller Not much. Well anyways, I called because, look, well, my, well, I guess she's a good friend. I don't know. And you could say that. She just broke up with her boyfriend. She'd be going out with him for, I think, it was almost a year now. And I just want to know how long before I make a move.

1:31:30 Adam Yeah. I wasn't listening. I was trying to come up with another acronym that involved the drunkers and fisting. I'm sorry. What was he saying? It's just rough. It's not going to work at all.

1:31:41 Caller No, we got to...

1:31:42 Adam All right. We'll hash it out after the show, fellas, over a couple of beers. All right. What was he saying, Drew?

1:31:50 Caller This girl that I like just broke up with her boyfriend.

1:31:53 Caller Are you friends with this guy?

1:31:54 Caller With the guy? No.

1:31:56 Adam All right.

1:31:57 Caller You're golden.

1:31:58 Adam Now you want to date her?

1:31:59 Drew Yeah.

1:32:00 Adam All right. Go right ahead.

1:32:01 Drew Let it be known immediately.

1:32:02 Caller No, but I want to know how long I should wait.

1:32:05 Drew Just let it be known you're interested right away.

1:32:07 Adam Do it right away. How old is she?

1:32:09 Caller She's 19.

1:32:10 Drew How long is she with him for?

1:32:12 Caller About a year and a half, or a year.

1:32:14 Drew Well, it's going to be a few weeks before she really knows what she wants, even a few months.

1:32:17 Caller Because he broke it off.

1:32:19 Drew I know, but go ahead and let it be known that you're interested.

1:32:22 Adam And listen, too, especially when you're a little bit younger, later teens, when a relationship goes on for a year and a half and then it ends, it's probably been on the way out for three or four months. So sometimes people are slightly more healed than you're aware of.

1:32:38 Our Lady Peace It depends on the personality. This happened to me once, and I didn't phase me at all. I didn't care. It's like, if you're happy, then go ahead. But I guess some people just get too attached. And it's like the whole like going out on a date with another girl and your old girlfriend with your best friend is kind of...

1:32:55 Adam Now what didn't phase you? I mean, you were ready to date immediately after the breakup or didn't phase you?

1:33:01 Our Lady Peace It was just like, I didn't have this, if someone else felt feelings for someone and they're both happy, it didn't bother me. Like, I'm not going to let my, you know, any personal baggage get over. You just got to deal with it and realize that they're happy. And, you know, it depends. If you don't like the person and you're going to be around them a lot, I can understand that being a problem.

1:33:19 Drew Well, these are Our Lady Peace Impostors tonight. These guys are too well adjusted.

1:33:22 Adam He doesn't even know.

1:33:23 Drew They're not a rock band.

1:33:24 Adam What did you do with their, they're in pods under the studio? All right. I just, I was just reminded we got to play another song.

1:33:30 Drew All right, let's do it.

1:33:30 Adam I should say we get to play another song. And Drew couldn't be happier because that means more peeing for Drew.

1:33:36 Caller All right.

1:33:38 Adam Oh, yes. This one is called Is Anybody Home?

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