Episode 1000754887604

3:48 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

3:51 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

3:55 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

3:57 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

3:59 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

4:02 Voiceover Loveline.

4:03 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-4-4-4-5-5. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Drew, you talked a bunch of pediatric types today.

4:21 Drew I did, and their patients and their parents. It was fun.

4:25 Adam What was that?

4:26 Drew DJ Quall.

4:28 Adam Yeah. Tomorrow night from Road Trip. DJ Quall, he steals the movie, so I hear on Road Trip. If I went outdoors and saw movies, I would see that one.

4:41 Drew You don't mean if you go to a drive-in, you mean if you just left your house.

4:44 Adam That's what I meant by going outdoors. Yeah. Although we did get, and Drew, you got this too, Sunday, like a premier pass to...

4:52 Drew Mission Impossible?

4:53 Adam Yeah, I might go to that.

4:54 Drew Did you leave your pass here like I did?

4:56 Adam No, I took mine and yours. I just gathered everything up. So I might go check that out. You want yours back? It's in my car. Sure.

5:03 Drew Why not?

5:04 Adam Yeah.

5:04 Drew There's just one. I can take my wife, right? Yes.

5:07 Adam Or the maid, the mistress, whoever you like. All right. Are you ready to hop on the phones?

5:12 Drew Let's go.

5:13 Adam Yeah. Eve6, by the way, is going to be in here in just a few minutes. I'm not exactly sure they are. Oh, they're here. All right. We'll bring them in right after the break. What do you say, Ann? Fantabulous. All right. Janie.

5:25 Yep.

5:25 Adam You're 16.

5:26 Caller Yeah. I called you guys yesterday. I lost my virginity.

5:30 Drew Oh, yeah.

5:30 Caller Yeah. It was really... I got a hold of the morning after pill.

5:33 Drew Okay. But he didn't ejaculate, if I remember right, correct?

5:37 Caller No, he didn't.

5:38 Drew Yeah.

5:38 Adam They kind of rolled off.

5:40 Drew Right. Yeah.

5:40 Caller It was terrible. But I got a hold of the morning after pill, just like you said. And I got kind of happy about taking it. And I washed it down with like a lot of liquor.

5:50 Drew I got happy about taking it?

5:51 Caller Not a lot, but like I had maybe like about half, half a pint of vodka. I had like a beer.

5:58 Adam Hold on a second. Why does Janie sound different?

6:01 Drew Tonight.

6:02 Adam Yeah. Like a lot different. Like a guy.

6:05 Drew Yeah, I thought that too.

6:06 Adam Doesn't sound like the same person who called in yesterday.

6:09 Drew No, it doesn't.

6:10 Adam And washed it down with half a pint of vodka and then a beer.

6:16 Drew I don't buy it.

6:17 Adam No, I don't buy it either. No, this isn't the same person we spoke to last night.

6:22 Drew Even if it were, it wouldn't affect the effectiveness of the pill theoretically. And she had very little risk such as it was, so it's not a big deal. But certainly something to look into if that behavior were actually what she'd manifested.

6:34 Adam Janie sounded like a guy tonight.

6:35 Drew Yeah, she did not sound like that last night at all.

6:38 Adam I don't think it was Janie last night either.

6:40 Drew Yeah, I think it was.

6:41 All right.

6:42 Adam Interesting ruse, though, listening to a call from the night before and calling back as that person.

6:48 Drew Appreciate the effort. Give Janie a heads up.

6:50 Adam Hold on a second. Hey.

6:52 Caller Hey, I changed it. Sound a little like this.

6:56 Drew Yes.

6:57 Caller Yeah, yeah.

6:59 Drew Did you hear that? Wait, listen, do that again.

7:01 Caller Do what?

7:02 Drew Change your voice.

7:03 Caller Like this?

7:06 Drew He was a girl last night.

7:07 Adam Yeah. It's a guy tonight.

7:09 Caller No, no, for real. I'm a girl.

7:11 Adam Really?

7:12 Caller Yeah.

7:12 Drew Why did you change your voice like that?

7:14 Caller I don't know. I just had a... Well, I'm tired, man. You sure? Yeah.

7:20 Drew Anyway, so you're not changing... Don't worry about the pill itself. I'm concerned about the drinking behavior at 16 and all this. It's very... It doesn't sound good.

7:30 Adam You got to wash the morning after pill down with a half a pint of vodka. Listen, girls should not like vodka. Not at 16. You know, they strictly drink wine coolers and...

7:44 Drew Oh, that's a good message.

7:45 Adam Strawberry wine, that kind of stuff. Night train, that kind of stuff. Cheap, cheap wine.

7:52 Drew You shouldn't be drinking if this is a problem where you can't control it, then look into it.

7:57 Adam I don't believe it. John? John?

8:00 Yes?

8:00 Adam You're 22.

8:01 Caller Yes.

8:02 Adam What's up?

8:03 Caller Well, I was having a conversation with a friend of mine, and they had told me that they had heard that men can have multiple orgasms without ejaculation, and I was wondering if there was any truth to that, and if there is, where I can find out more.

8:15 Drew This is, people are constantly looking for a higher high. You know what I'm saying, Adam? Yeah. This is Tantric Sex BS. You're only messing with something that already is good. It doesn't have to get much better. And you're messing with a physiology which is sort of wired to go a certain way in order to avoid irritating your prostate and what other problems that might cause.

8:35 Adam Well, I mean, are you pinching yourself up at your, what is it, your perineum? Or is that on your penis or under your tongue?

8:42 Drew No, I think this is the Tantric section.

8:43 Adam Frenulum under the tongue?

8:45 Drew There's a frenulum.

8:46 Caller Am I?

8:49 Adam Hey, John.

8:50 Caller Yeah.

8:51 Adam Do they have to put some pressure on their, what is that area there?

8:56 Caller Well, I'm not sure of what they do.

8:59 Adam Oh, okay.

9:00 Drew All right. We've heard of it, too, but I've never met anybody that can actually do it.

9:04 Adam What is that area?

9:05 Drew The perineum.

9:06 Adam Thank you.

9:06 Drew And it is not the healthiest thing I can imagine people doing, and it's unnecessary. Again, people looking for higher highs must feel pretty low, pretty empty if an intimate encounter is not something gratifying enough by itself.

9:21 Adam Well, I think they're talking about doing it alone, to tell you the truth.

9:24 Drew Oh, that's nice.

9:25 Adam Yeah. You know, my definition of it, I haven't given it for a while of the male multiple orgasm. Same boner, different jizz. It's true.

9:35 Drew Look it up.

9:36 Adam Hey, Drew, you punched your mic.

9:37 Drew Five minutes in.

9:38 Adam Well, well, to be fair to you, Drew, we are five minutes and 42 seconds into the show. You ready to go?

9:45 Drew That's 56 minutes.

9:48 Adam Natalie?

9:48 Drew 20 seconds before the top of the hour.

9:50 Adam Year 15?

9:51 Yeah.

9:51 Adam What's up?

9:53 Okay. From the time I can remember, I've always had a thing for older guys.

10:00 Adam Hey, can you turn your radio down, Natalie?

10:02 Hold on. I'm sorry about that.

10:04 Adam That's all right.

10:05 Okay. Every second I can remember, I've always had a thing for older guys. Yeah. Out of five partners, one of them was my age. The rest were extremely older.

10:15 Adam Yeah. You hear that little girl voice?

10:17 Drew Yeah, something's going on.

10:18 Adam So I believe it. Yeah.

10:20 Well, I'm short, you know. My voice kind of fits my body.

10:25 Mm-hmm.

10:25 I'm 5'1. Yeah.

10:28 So it kind of goes.

10:29 Well, like, the oldest was 38.

10:32 Adam You're 15?

10:33 Caller Yeah.

10:33 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

10:36 Caller Funny.

10:37 Adam What did you do with the 38-year-old?

10:39 Caller Oral sex.

10:40 Adam I see.

10:41 Caller Yeah.

10:42 Adam And why did you do that?

10:46 Caller I really don't know. At the time, it seemed right to do, you know.

10:49 Drew Being attracted to oral, excuse me, older, more powerful males, not abnormal for your age, but to act out of these things means something's up. Where's your dad?

10:57 Caller In the other room, sleeping.

10:58 Drew How old is he?

11:00 Caller 48, I think.

11:01 Drew And is he alcoholic or anything about him we should know?

11:03 Caller No, no. My dad, he's like a welder, but he's also a reverend.

11:07 Drew Adam.

11:08 Adam Ooh, Reverend Welder. I just, that's a movie of the week. You know what I mean? Preacher with a cutting torch. Yeah, I can just see it now. It's like the old bridge is given out.

11:28 Preacher man, bring that acetylene rig over here and shore it up.

11:33 Adam And as he's hanging under the bridge with his acetylene going and rain coming down and thunder and he's yelling up at God, why do you do this to my people? Flips the, yeah, like here's a close up of the guy with the priest collar on. And then he does that flip that welders do, that jerk with their head and the mask comes down.

11:57 Drew Then it sort of cuts to another scene with that mask, flicks it up, he's standing at the pulpit.

12:04 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah, Reverend Welder, I like that. Hey, that's two strikes though, if you're in the Adam Carolla book. This is a guy who works with metal and preaches the word.

12:18 Drew Is he an aggressive man?

12:20 Caller Who, my dad?

12:22 Drew Was he ever?

12:23 Caller No, my dad's very nice.

12:25 Adam How do you get to be a preacher and a welder?

12:27 Caller Well, he's like a welder, but like he does marriages and funerals and that kind of stuff.

12:33 Adam Yeah, what religion is he though?

12:37 Caller Christian?

12:38 Drew Satanic.

12:38 Adam I see, he's not one of these guys that got his papers through a mail order catalog. And marries people out on boats in international waters?

12:48 Caller No.

12:49 Adam Okay. So why are you so screwed up?

12:52 Caller I have no clue. I mean, my friends, they've done me with the nickname of Joe Bate.

12:56 Adam Did he, did anyone ever do anything to you?

12:59 Caller Not that I know of.

13:00 Adam No molestation, nothing like that?

13:02 Caller Nope.

13:02 Drew Nobody ever physically abused you, struck you or anything?

13:05 Caller No.

13:05 Adam And who's this 38-year-old?

13:09 Caller Uh, he was a friend of like my cousin.

13:13 Adam Friend of your cousin?

13:14 Caller Yeah.

13:15 Adam And how did this happen that you gave him oral sex? What was the situation?

13:20 Caller Too much gin.

13:21 Adam Too much gin?

13:22 Caller Yeah, too much gin.

13:23 Drew All right, Nellie, you must have alcohols in your family there. Come on.

13:26 Caller Huh?

13:27 Drew Who's the alcoholic in your family?

13:28 Caller I think my grandpa was.

13:30 Drew And who's dad was that?

13:31 Caller My mom's.

13:32 Drew And does your mom drink a lot?

13:33 Caller No, my mom will not drink alcohol at all.

13:35 Drew She won't touch it?

13:36 Caller She won't touch it, she won't smoke cigarettes, nothing like that.

13:39 Drew That Adam, that pattern, usually will marry an alcoholic.

13:43 Adam I see. You sure a preacher welder's not a boozer too?

13:46 Drew Or pot?

13:48 Caller No, no, no. I mean, my dad, he drinks beer and stuff like that, but he doesn't smoke pot.

13:53 Drew How often does he drink beer?

13:55 Adam Only when he welds.

13:56 Caller Oh, like when he gets home from work, I drink dinner, he'll have one or two, but that's like it.

14:00 Drew All right, here we go.

14:01 Adam No, that ain't it.

14:02 Drew We're just getting into it here.

14:04 Adam All right. Well, listen, Natalie.

14:06 Caller Yeah.

14:06 Adam Your dad's great. You love him.

14:08 Caller Yeah.

14:09 Adam Stop humiliating him.

14:11 Caller How am I humiliating him? He doesn't know about it.

14:13 Adam Believe me, he feels it in his bones.

14:15 Drew He communicates with God.

14:16 Adam Yeah. God tells him. You understand?

14:20 Caller Yeah, I understand.

14:21 Drew It's not good for you, Natalie. Come on.

14:22 Adam Please stop this, would you?

14:24 Caller Yeah.

14:25 Drew Okay. It's going to lead to somebody doing something you don't want to do and it's just not healthy for you.

14:30 Adam You're 15.

14:30 Drew These are bad choices.

14:33 Adam Hey, ladies, see if you can keep some of the hard miles off for marriage. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't want to sound too sexist and I know there's the double standard and everything.

14:44 Drew No, you'd say the same thing to a guy that was doing weird stuff.

14:47 Adam Listen, nobody expects you to keep your legs crossed and have your hymen while you're walking down the aisle or anything like that, but at least see if you can keep some of the hard miles off. You know, down in the fifth of gin and blowing the 38-year-old guy. You know, at 15. Yeah, just.

15:06 Drew By the way, that means something, guys. That means something, right?

15:09 Adam Yeah. And that guy is a saint, too.

15:11 Drew A 38-year-old.

15:12 Adam Yeah, oh, yeah. Get her juiced up. Give her some gin. Just, she's 5'1, 15, a capful will do. Jesus Christ.

15:21 Drew That's what he was saying.

15:22 Adam Guys are so heinous.

15:23 Drew Yes.

15:24 Adam And listen, I do not trust Preacher Welder Dad.

15:27 Drew No, of course there's something up there.

15:28 Adam Spreading the Word of God and bonding metal together, two strikes. Kelly?

15:35 Yeah.

15:35 Adam You're 25.

15:36 Caller Yeah. I had a question. I have hepatitis C and I really want to have a baby, but I'm worried about it spreading to the baby.

15:47 Drew That's a good question. I don't remember, if I remember right, hepatitis C is potentially transmitted during delivery. I don't think it gets across the placenta, but I don't, I wouldn't swear to this, but I...

16:00 Adam What about any difference with the C-section?

16:03 Drew Yeah, that's the point. C-section might prevent that.

16:05 Adam Why?

16:06 Drew Because you're not getting all those fluids thrust upon you down the birth canal.

16:10 Adam Is that what happens?

16:11 Drew Yeah.

16:11 Adam They pluck you right out?

16:12 Drew Yeah.

16:13 Caller So it would only be during childbirth, not during the actual...

16:15 Drew Well, Kelly, you're quoting me and I don't remember precisely if that's accurate or not, but I think that's the case.

16:21 Caller Okay.

16:22 Drew I have to look it up.

16:23 Adam I wonder when the first C-section was performed, and it must have seemed like some sort of satanic ritual at the time.

16:30 Drew That's probably where the first one was performed.

16:31 Adam Oh, okay. But the first legitimate one, you know what I mean? Like, this chick's nine months pregnant, we're going to open her belly up and pull the kid out. I mean, it's like... Did they use a... Barbaric. Yeah. It's like they used a dagger and the guys had druid hoods on. And Bob, more candlelight over here. Can't see what I'm doing. I got some of the goat's blood on her. Wipe that down, would you? I mean, when did it become a practice? I mean, a common practice here in the states, you think?

17:03 Drew I'm probably mid-21st century. 20th century, rather. I bet you like 1940s, 50s and then...

17:09 Adam Yeah. I didn't hear too much about it before then.

17:11 Drew You gotta remember, the 19th century, women died in childbirth like 20% of the time.

17:15 Adam Yeah. Those are the good old days. Jason?

17:18 Yes.

17:18 Adam You're 26.

17:20 Caller Yeah. I was clean and in a program for two years.

17:25 Drew From what?

17:27 Caller From, well, just addiction in general.

17:29 Drew What were you addicted to in general?

17:31 Caller Everything.

17:32 Drew Well, yeah.

17:34 Adam You can sit on hold for a little while longer because we asked you specifically what you were addicted to a couple of times. And the first time we asked you what you were addicted to, your answer was?

17:46 Drew Just addiction.

17:46 Adam Addiction.

17:49 Drew She's probably loaded right now, though, so be patient.

17:51 Adam Oh, all right, all right. Jason, give us the main drug.

17:55 Drew The drug of choice.

17:56 Caller Heroin is my drug of choice.

17:57 Drew Heroin, all right.

17:58 Caller And I've recently relapsed and I'm just at my wits end and just don't know what to do anymore.

18:07 Drew During that two years, were you in a program the entire time?

18:10 Caller Yes.

18:11 Drew You were actively involved in recovery?

18:12 Caller I was at, yes, in a 12-step program and...

18:16 Drew You were off everything the entire two years?

18:18 Caller Pardon me?

18:19 Drew You were off everything the entire two years?

18:21 Caller Yes.

18:22 Adam And what made you go back?

18:26 Caller Just ordinary life got really monotonous.

18:30 Drew So you were depressed?

18:31 Caller Yeah.

18:33 Drew You know, depression, depression.

18:35 Caller I don't know. It's just, it's hard right now because I look back at my life, how it used to be for those two years, and things were, and now when I'm looking back in retrospect, things were really cool, you know?

18:49 Adam All right. But maybe this, I'm oversimplifying this, but you went into a program, you stuck with the program, you got two years out of it. Why not just get back in the program?

19:03 Caller I'm afraid to walk into a meeting again.

19:06 Drew Yeah. Jason, the one thing I get loud and clear from you is shame. You can't even tell me you're a drug of choice, you're so ashamed of it.

19:12 Caller Yeah.

19:13 Drew Listen, you will be embraced. You have a disease. Everyone in that room has a disease. They understand what you're going through. Well, sometimes the counselors don't, though. Shame and guilt do not have a role here. Don't worry about it. You will be embraced. All that's required is a desire to get well. However you detox the first time, let's go back to that same program and get detoxed, all right?

19:32 Adam Okay. All right, Jason. I know you didn't need us to tell you that, but it worked. What do you want to do?

19:37 Drew He was telling you something.

19:38 Adam Oh, he was?

19:39 Drew Yeah, one, two.

19:40 Adam One, one, one, one, one. Yeah, I was pressing one. Jason?

19:44 Caller Yeah.

19:45 Adam Yeah, what were you saying?

19:46 Caller I was just gonna say you guys are great, man.

19:48 Adam Thank you.

19:48 Drew All right, well, good luck. Don't feel bad. It's part of the disease, and the only thing you feel bad about is not going back.

19:54 Adam No, and I hold a lot of hope out for a guy like Jason. He stuck with it for two years.

19:59 Drew That's right.

20:01 Adam What is the relapse rate?

20:03 Drew For heroin?

20:04 Adam Yeah, I mean, first time. I mean, I know, like, let's say, people trying to quit smoking quit an average of, I don't know, five times or something.

20:11 Drew What's heroin? Yeah, I have any relapse or have no success with recovery.

20:18 Adam I mean, the people, the average heroin addict, before he kicks-

20:22 Drew Oh, has multiple relapses usually.

20:24 Adam Yeah, I mean, three's light, right?

20:26 Drew Yeah.

20:27 Adam All right, so you had one, you get the next one over with real quick, and then the third's the charm, right?

20:33 Drew He was depressed, you may need to have that treated, that needs to be looked into.

20:36 Adam Okay. Hey, Drew.

20:37 Drew Hey, Adam.

20:38 Adam Knowing that three or four times is the average relapse time before one sticks, couldn't one just get in a program, then shoot up later that night, and then re-enlist in a program the next morning, and then shoot up that night again?

20:50 Drew They have to detox and string them out. Detox and string them out.

20:52 Adam Yeah, but couldn't we do that in the course of a week or so?

20:55 Drew Just study what the shortest period of time would be.

20:56 Adam Get it over with? Yeah, that's my strategy. Dave?

21:00 Yeah?

21:00 Adam You're 16.

21:02 Caller Yeah.

21:02 Adam What's up?

21:03 Caller I have these bumps on my penis, and they're almost like zits. I don't know what those were.

21:08 Drew Where are they?

21:09 On the base of my penis.

21:10 Drew All the way around?

21:11 Caller Yeah.

21:12 Drew Are they zits, or are they more like warts?

21:15 More like what?

21:16 Drew They're probably the pearly penile papules. Anderson just loves to hear me say that. Look at that. He just lights up.

21:21 Zits, he's got-

21:22 Drew Well, I've never seen you look so happy, Anderson.

21:23 Adam He's got a laugh.

21:24 Drew Pearly penile papules.

21:25 Oh my God.

21:26 Drew Look at that guy.

21:27 Adam He's got a laugh at something. Yeah. Are you sexually active? No. All right. Well, that's what they is.

21:34 Drew You can get zit-like things also, but usually they come and go, and they actually have puss come out of them and things. Otherwise, it's the pearly penile papules.

21:43 Adam Don't be scared to work on yourself. I've gone to work on myself a few times downstairs, always with relative success.

21:49 Drew Yeah, you're always back door work.

21:53 Adam Thank you. Mark?

21:55 Caller Yes, sir.

21:56 Adam You're 25.

21:57 Caller Yes, sir.

21:57 Adam What's up?

21:58 Caller Well, my wife has been on the Depor Povera shot for about nine months, and she's found that it's made her real moody. She's had a loss of sex drive and real fatigue. So we're considering getting off that, and I'm considering having a vasectomy. My father had a vasectomy, but he had some complications with it. He was having pains and scar tissues, and I was just curious if Dr. Drew knew if that was something that was common or...

22:22 Drew No, that's rare. Rare. Rare, but like any surgery, there can be complications.

22:26 Caller There can be complications?

22:27 Drew Of course, of course, but it's rare. That's rare.

22:29 Adam You have kids?

22:30 Caller I have two. All right.

22:32 Adam That's enough.

22:33 Drew Yeah, we have a set.

22:34 Caller We're done.

22:35 Drew How does he say vagina?

22:36 Adam How do you pronounce the technical term for the woman's private parts down there?

22:46 Drew It's positive.

22:47 Adam Mark?

22:48 Caller Yes, sir.

22:49 Adam Yeah. You know the part of the woman that you put your penis in?

22:54 Caller Yes, sir.

22:55 Adam Yeah. So what would be the technical term for that?

22:57 Caller That is the vagina.

22:59 Adam Okay. Just checking.

23:01 Caller Okay.

23:02 Adam All right, Mark. You'll be fine. All right. It's a layup of a surgery. All right. And the first one when your back is a big one. So you may want to be the hooker. All right. Yeah. Why waste that one on your wife?

23:15 Drew So was that our parenting threshold questions that we decided?

23:18 Adam If you pronounce vagina, virgina?

23:21 Caller Yeah.

23:22 Adam Yeah.

23:22 Drew I guess it would be a good question to ask to determine whether somebody should get a vasectomy.

23:27 Adam Yeah. Or though they may pronounce it versectomy.

23:30 Caller All right.

23:31 Adam Where are we going here, Drew?

23:31 Drew We're going to break.

23:32 Adam Oh, he is?

23:33 Drew Yeah. Eve6 is coming up. Let's break 20 seconds early, right?

23:36 Adam All right. We'll come back. We'll speak to Alicia, who squirts during orgasm.

23:41 Drew We're having a world premiere of music tonight, huh?

23:45 Adam Yeah. That's a good sell, Drew. We are. We're going to the goddamn break?

23:48 Drew Yeah. Let's go.

23:49 Adam All right. We will hear something that has never been played off of an Eve6 new CD, but we'll hear an old favorite one first after this. There you go. Hey, this is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Eve Six is the band tonight. Max, Tony, John are all here from the band, which is the band. And I think what we'll do before we talk to the band is hear one of Eve Six bigger hits off the last album entitled Eve Six. And then we'll get into the new album and when that's coming out and where we can see them and we'll even premiere, I believe, world premiere a new song off of the new album, which will not be out for another month and a half, something like that.

25:16 Eve 6 Album out in July. That's right.

25:18 Adam So let's hear something off the last Eve Six one. Cue it up there Anderson. This is called Inside Out. That song has a good ending. You know, there's certain songs where, even if they're good songs, you go, ah, they couldn't figure out how to end it. So they just sort of trail off, or they do something that doesn't sound quite right. But that one has a good, that one has like an ending that works well on that song.

29:10 Eve 6 Cool, thank you. And radio DJs can't talk over it either.

29:14 Adam That's right. Horoscope is gonna be the name of the new one out, and like we said, end of July and Eve6 will then what? Go out and hit the road?

29:28 Eve 6 Just about to hit the road.

29:29 Eve 6 Yeah, we're sort of starting this week, actually. First show tomorrow night, the Key Club. If anyone's interested, I'll lead the show. Come on down.

29:38 Adam And is there, I mean, you guys play, I mean, you guys are still real young, right? Real early 20s.

29:45 Caller Right.

29:46 Adam And because these guys, and you just stop me if I screw this up, but you guys know each other from high school and got signed early, right? Right. I mean, still in high school?

30:00 Eve 6 Junior year.

30:00 Caller John and I, yeah. And Tony came into the band after we graduated.

30:06 Eve 6 And that's when we recorded the first record.

30:10 Eve 6 And we can trail that up.

30:12 Eve 6 That should have been a fade out.

30:13 Adam Did you kick somebody out?

30:16 Caller Sort of.

30:17 Adam Yeah. And I mean, did you get, I mean, record, record suits came and saw you and signed you to something while in high school.

30:25 Yeah.

30:26 Caller And it was really funny that they signed us because looking back to that show, our drummer at the time was dropping his sticks and we were dropping our picks and we were singing out a key, but they saw something they liked.

30:38 Adam And you mean, we're talking about 16, 17 years old?

30:41 Caller Yeah.

30:42 Adam Man.

30:44 Eve 6 But then we didn't record the record, first record until we were 18, I guess. Oh, well. We were seasoned veterans at that point.

30:51 Adam Cross state was swollen, you're giving up on life. Parents dead. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, that's old, 18. Drew, what were you doing at 18? Begging your girlfriend to move out to Massachusetts. Massachusetts with you, right?

31:05 Drew Crying with my-

31:06 Adam Yeah. You would actually, Drew told me this off the air, but he didn't want me to say it on the air, but during the winters would hump a snowman.

31:14 Drew That's for a friend.

31:15 Yeah.

31:17 Eve 6 If we needed to, we'd drive in the mountains and do that ourselves to get us through the-

31:20 Adam Yeah. I mean, oh my God. I mean, it's like you've been musicians your entire life. I guess you've always known what rock stars. Not quite. You've always known what you wanted to do though.

31:32 Eve 6 You're a consummate musician.

31:33 Adam I mean, the weirdest, the worst part of life is-

31:37 Drew Not knowing what you want to do.

31:37 Adam It's not knowing what you want to do or realizing you're doing something you just hate, which is the next thing you do after not knowing what you want to do.

31:44 Caller I remember being in school and getting the argument from our parents that you can't count on this, and then bringing up the Plan B idea and us just being like, no.

31:56 Adam What was Plan B? You mean go to college?

31:58 Eve 6 We never even had one. That's the point.

31:59 Caller What was Plan B?

32:00 Eve 6 That's go to college.

32:03 Eve 6 That's probably what pushed us to make it. We didn't have a fallback plan, so we had no choice really.

32:08 Adam Right. I could remember being like 1920, having no idea what I was going to do and going, I filled out an application to be an ambulance driver.

32:18 Caller Building closets though in Locrecento.

32:20 Adam Well, I did install, that was later on.

32:24 Drew That's when you had a career going.

32:25 Adam Yeah, that's when I was a carpenter. I worked at always better closets in Burbank, ABC closets with the Born Again Christians.

32:32 Drew 18, you had a coffee can in your hand, right?

32:36 Adam And I was begging.

32:37 Drew And you were digging.

32:38 Adam Oh no, I wasn't digging with the coffee can until I was in my 19.

32:44 Drew Okay.

32:45 Adam Yeah, you're way off.

32:46 Drew 18, you were doing carpet cleaning.

32:48 Adam Yeah, I was cleaning carpets. Yeah. Oh man, what a time. Oh, I miss those days. Do I miss driving out to the Colony Kitchen in Valencia and getting $6.50 an hour to clean one of those God forsaken holes.

33:01 Drew In the middle of the night.

33:01 Adam Four in the morning.

33:02 Drew Well, at least you made yourself a nice meal.

33:04 Adam Oh yeah.

33:05 Eve 6 I've eaten there before actually.

33:06 Adam Let me tell you, that was the only thing that was in it for us when we cleaned restaurants is my buddy Ray, we'd do the hamburger hamlet. I had one right over here in Sepulveda. He'd hop right behind the grill and start firing things up. And he was back there just slinging hash and burgers going.

33:21 Caller Did you ever eat a Yakis by any chance? We gotta ask.

33:24 Adam Up, no, I used to-

33:26 Caller There's one on Alameda and Maine right now, but-

33:30 Adam No, never ate a Yakis.

33:31 Eve 6 It's in La Crescenta.

33:32 Adam Well, my La Crescenta dig was Rocky Colas.

33:39 Eve 6 It's near that. Yeah, Yakis is very, very close to-

33:41 Caller The street right below.

33:43 Drew The Fleet Ridge Inn.

33:44 Adam And La Cabanita.

33:45 Eve 6 How about the May Lane Motel?

33:47 Adam Good Mexican food over there.

33:48 Drew No, it's Cabanera. Cabanera.

33:50 Adam I don't know what the hell this is.

33:51 Drew People have told me about that one.

33:52 Adam Good Mexican up there. Alicia?

33:55 Yes.

33:55 Adam You're 29.

33:57 Caller Yeah.

33:57 Adam What's up?

33:58 Caller Well, I just wanted to know. I squirt during orgasm, and I was wanting to know if that was normal, you know, because I've talked to a few other people, and they don't have that. They don't do that, you know.

34:07 Drew Not everyone has that talent.

34:08 Adam During oral sex, too?

34:10 Caller No, I wish, but no.

34:13 Adam No? But yeah, because that's...

34:15 Caller No, not really. Usually, you know...

34:16 Adam You'll put the guy's cigarette out if you do it during that. Do you have an orgasm during oral sex?

34:25 Caller Yes, I do.

34:25 Adam You do, but you don't squirt then?

34:29 Caller I don't know. I guess sometimes I do. Usually, at that point, I really don't pay attention, but usually when having intercourse and stuff like that, that I really notice it.

34:38 Drew What I'm most sort of interested in as far as it goes to this phenomenon is how ashamed women are who have this.

34:46 Caller Well, I'm not really ashamed. It's just really bizarre because I've never heard of anybody...

34:50 Drew It's very common. It's very common. It's not bizarre, but bizarre implies a certain amount of discomfort with it just by calling it bizarre, and how delighted guys are with women that can do this.

34:59 Yeah.

35:00 Drew I mean, totally delighted.

35:01 Adam Well, because they can't be faking it, and we've worked the hell out of them so hard that something actually came out of them.

35:09 Drew Wow.

35:09 Eve 6 Makes us feel good.

35:10 Adam Yeah. It's a payday. Think about that. I mean, you women, you're unlucky enough in a way or lucky enough to have a physical manifestation of our pleasure. Sure, it tastes like hell, and it burns your eye. It's like acid coming out of an alien. But the point is, is you get a souvenir. You get a spoovenir, if you will.

35:39 Caller A spewvenir.

35:40 Adam A spewvenir is what you get. You really do. Something to take home. Something to tell mother about. And us guys, even though it's great to see a woman have an orgasm, we always, in the back of our mind, we've been hearing about faking it all the time, we never quite know if it actually went down or not.

35:58 Drew Also, guys are very concrete. They like to build things and get things and create things. Things have to be, you have to see it happen to know it's happening.

36:04 Caller Girl splooge is tangible. It's like splooge and ear.

36:07 Adam Yeah, yeah.

36:09 Caller You can play with it, you can touch it.

36:11 Drew So, Alyssa, this bizarre thing you have has generated ten minutes of discussion here amongst these males.

36:16 Adam Yeah. So you should be alright with that.

36:18 Caller I should be alright with that.

36:19 Adam Yeah, I got to, but here's the downside. I got to tell you after like the seventh year of marriage, it might get a little old.

36:25 Caller You know what I mean?

36:26 Caller Yeah.

36:27 Adam With the seltzer bottle gag in the face, you know, if you're going down on somebody or, you know, you can only flip the mattress once.

36:35 Caller I mean, that's my, you know, another question I had.

36:37 Drew There's a series of glands down there that some women produce enough fluid to emit, project.

36:44 Caller And does it always kind of like smell weird or something?

36:46 Drew Not necessarily. No, no.

36:48 Caller Oh, OK.

36:49 Adam Is that you?

36:50 Caller Well, no, it just doesn't smell like me, you know. It doesn't smell normal.

36:54 Drew Could it be urine?

36:55 Caller Fishes? No, it's not urine. I know what urine smells like. But it doesn't smell like that at all. It just, it doesn't have like a, I mean, it has like an odor, but it doesn't pungent, you know. It just doesn't smell like I would normally smell.

37:07 Adam Well, listen, most everything that comes out of you smells. If you really break it down, urine, feces, pus, vomit. I mean, some better, some worse, but it's all bad. The question is how bad? You know what I mean? What comes out of you that smells good? Gas, whatever. Jesus Christ, I was on the beach today with my partner, the Emmy Award winning Jimmy Kimmel, who's with me on the Man Show, which is on right now, ladies and gentlemen.

37:36 Drew Is he the voice of a dog?

37:37 Adam He's the voice of the dog on a road trip, but that's not what I wanted to bring up. He has horrible gas almost all the time, and it delights him. But he walks over, we're in the same office all day, and he'll walk over to my desk, we'll break wind, and then walk back to his desk. We were on the beach tonight with the wind blowing, and he stunk up the beach. And I thought, my God, how many guys can stink up a beach? I mean, we're out in the middle of the sand, the wind is coming in, we've been shooting all day, it's nighttime, it's cold. You know that feeling being on the beach when the wind's blowing and it's cold, and somebody stinks up the beach? Yeah, I mean, that is impressive. Yeah, that is impressive, yeah. Teresa?

38:17 Yeah.

38:18 Adam You're 15. You're on with Eve6.

38:21 Caller Hi.

38:22 Hey, hi. Hello.

38:24 Caller I have this like weird smell coming from my vagina.

38:27 Caller It's yikes.

38:28 Adam Yeah?

38:29 Caller It kind of smells like, I don't know, like cheese or something.

38:32 Drew Are you sexually active?

38:33 Caller No.

38:33 Drew Okay. How long have you had your periods for?

38:36 Caller Huh?

38:37 Drew How long have you had periods for?

38:39 Caller A couple years.

38:40 Drew And never had, do you have any discharge with this?

38:44 Caller Every once in a while.

38:45 Drew Nothing new, though? Nothing different?

38:48 Caller No, not really.

38:48 Drew Okay.

38:49 Caller I was just wondering like, maybe like what the cause of it is, like what is it?

38:53 Drew Have you been on any antibiotics lately or anything like that?

38:55 Caller No.

38:56 Drew No medicines?

38:57 Caller Not really, no.

38:58 Drew It could be a yeast infection. Sometimes that'll smell kind of funny. It could be other vaginal infections, those bacteria that can overgrow in there. You might want to try some over-the-counter, like monistats, some anti-yeast medication to start with. If that doesn't clear it up, see your doctor. There's some creams that can give you to get rid of it.

39:13 Caller Okay. Also, I was wondering, every time I try to eat a cheeseburger, it's really gross. I was wondering if there's a way to block that out of my mind.

39:25 Drew Wait a minute. You're saying that, how does this, your opening question relate to the cheeseburger?

39:31 Caller Well, because it smells kind of like cheese, and every time I try to eat a cheeseburger, it's really gross.

39:36 Drew I see. So you can no longer eat cheeseburgers because it smells like cheese.

39:39 Exactly, yeah.

39:43 Caller Yeah, it's so gross.

39:45 Adam That's, usually, it's hard to offend yourself by your own odors. You know what I mean? I mean, I-

39:53 Eve 6 We're just talking about this, you know? You know, sometimes, you know.

39:57 Eve 6 Everyone likes their own odors.

39:59 Adam Oh, like them. I wallow in mine. I really do. And I don't care what I'm putting out. Hey, if I put out something that smelled like a food, I'd never leave the house. I mean, I wish I had something cheesy coming out of me. Wait, you can't eat a cheeseburger because it reminds you of you?

40:16 Caller Yeah, it's really gross.

40:18 Adam Wow, that is...

40:20 Caller Do I just kind of have to deal with that?

40:22 Adam Well, how about just getting a regular burger and leaving the cheese off it?

40:25 Caller I could do that.

40:26 Adam Yeah. Why don't you start there?

40:28 Caller Okay, thanks.

40:29 Drew And use the Montes de Creme, not on the burger on yourself.

40:33 Adam What else do you need?

40:33 Eve 6 Provolone cheese, maybe, too.

40:36 Adam You putting anything else out, scent-wise?

40:39 Caller No, not really.

40:40 Adam Okay. All right.

40:42 Caller Thanks.

40:43 Adam All right. You know, it is weird that certain smells remind you of things that are good, even if they're bad or vice versa. I could always remember going in the locker room after playing football in high school. And I'd go, like, once a month it would happen. It'd be like, hey, someone ordered a pizza. I smell, you get real specific in your mind, too. Smells like pepperoni and maybe a little pineapple on there. Thin crust, I'd say. You turn around, there's a guy standing on the bench taking his jockstrap off right behind him. I think to myself, wait, it's not pizza? Once in a while, there's something funky that smells like something else.

41:24 Drew But then when it comes back into reality, it's that much more gross than it would have been had it just been the bad smell.

41:31 Adam Right. Because-

41:33 Drew Truly disgusting. Now you're thinking about pizza and the bad smell.

41:35 Adam And you've been really been- Taking it in.

41:39 Eve 6 Taking it in and enjoying it.

41:40 Eve 6 You were enticed by the scent.

41:41 Adam You feel like a whore now.

41:43 Eve 6 Violated. It was violated.

41:47 Adam Renee? We got to take a break. I forgot about that. Renee, you're 22?

41:51 Caller Yes.

41:51 Adam All right. You're molested by a family member? All right. Well, hold on.

41:55 Caller All right.

41:55 Adam All right. I hate to put you on hold, but we got to take a quick break, and then we'll get with you, all right?

42:00 Caller That's fine.

42:01 Adam All right. Eve6 is our guest tonight. We'll play world premiere song off their new CD, which will be out toward the end of July. We'll also get back with Renee after this.

42:12 Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

42:15 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Yep, it is Loveline. Max, Tony and John are all here from Eve 6. So is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. And when we left off, we were talking to Renee, who's 22. Molested by a family member. Yes. Which family member?

43:15 You guys want to gamble?

43:17 Adam No.

43:17 Drew Brother.

43:18 Adam It's no fun gambling when callers ask us to gamble.

43:21 Drew Brother.

43:23 Adam All right. But I'll go with, I'm going with a family member. Yeah. All right. I'm just going to say uncle.

43:29 No.

43:30 Adam Dad?

43:31 No.

43:31 Adam Brother? No. Dog?

43:35 No.

43:36 Adam I'm out.

43:36 Drew Grandpa?

43:37 No.

43:38 Adam Sister? Sister, mom.

43:39 No.

43:40 Adam Cousin? Son?

43:43 No. You give up?

43:44 Adam Great, great, great grandfather who fought in the Civil War. No.

43:49 Drew We give up.

43:50 Adam Hold on a second. We got grandpa.

43:51 Drew We left out mom and grandma.

43:53 Adam Mom and grandma.

43:54 Drew Mom.

43:55 Adam Really?

43:55 Drew Oh, boy. That's last on our list.

43:58 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy behavior.

44:00 Drew What did she do to you?

44:02 She basically just pulled me down, and tickled me in places that she shouldn't have.

44:07 Drew Until what?

44:08 Adam Hold on, Renee, Renee, how's that phone going?

44:11 It's fine.

44:12 Adam It is?

44:12 Drew We can't hear you.

44:14 Adam No, speak right into it, please.

44:17 Drew She would hold you down in what?

44:18 She would hold me down and touch me and tickle me in places that she probably shouldn't.

44:23 Eve 6 She'd hold.

44:24 Eve 6 I got to tickle. I got touched.

44:26 Eve 6 Tickle her in places she shouldn't.

44:27 Tickle. Tickle me in my vagina area and just touch me and hold me down and whatnot like that.

44:34 Adam Yeah. How long did that go on?

44:38 For a long time, probably maybe seven years.

44:41 Adam Until you were how old?

44:43 Until I was probably maybe 13 or so, but she still does it to this day. I mean, she doesn't hold me down and stuff, but she'll still grab me in areas and touch my butt and whatnot.

44:53 Adam Hold on a second. Yeah, let's put on a hole and call her back. Okay, something's up here.

45:00 Drew It's not molestation.

45:02 Adam No, it's weird. But every once in a while, somebody calls the show and describes something that was done to them, that doesn't seem to have been done to them, or at least not exactly the way they're describing it. I mean, also, it's interesting. She called and said, I was molested, guess who did it? She wasn't coy about it. She didn't seem to be ashamed about it. I'm not saying she's lying.

45:31 Drew They're busy hiding it. I've dealt with it. I've dealt with it.

45:34 Adam Right, they're usually denying it. They're not asking us to gamble on it.

45:37 Drew If they come up upfront with it, it's like, all right, I had to just get out of the way. I've dealt with it. Let's get on with the question, which, of course, they have.

45:42 Eve 6 Like the guy that tells you how crazy he is.

45:44 Adam Yeah, so it's a little bit of a catch-22. But be that as it may.

45:49 Drew Let's just find out why she's so pissed at her mom.

45:51 Adam All right, but now she just hung up. Did she just hang up, or are we calling her back? We're trying to get the line fixed. All right, Daniel, you're calling her back? All right, so what do you want to do? Take another call and then get back to her?

46:03 Drew Quick one.

46:04 Adam OK, speak to Clinton. Clinton?

46:07 What's up?

46:07 Adam You're 15. What's up?

46:09 Caller Yeah, I just wanted to let you know that no one's molesting me. No, I sit in class, and during silent reading, I'll notice that I'll be coughing my friend's homework or something like that, or doing whatever.

46:24 Drew Cheating or whatever.

46:25 Caller Yeah, however it works. But I'll have a headache, and that headache will last anywhere from 3 to 5, maybe in 10 seconds. In that time period, I can't see anything, I can't hear anything, and somebody will be touching me, I won't even notice it. My teacher was yelling, saying, What are you doing? I didn't know what he was saying. I couldn't see him. He said I was looking directly at him, but I didn't see him or anything. And I just wanted to know what that could have been or what might be causing it or something.

46:51 Drew Well, there's a lot of possibilities. Do you do drugs?

46:54 Caller No. I mean, I've experienced drugs. I don't do them anymore.

46:58 Drew Did you do them heavily at one time?

47:00 Caller No. I mean, as heavy as, I mean, pot, that's all I ever really did.

47:05 Drew You're doing okay otherwise? No depressions or anything like that?

47:08 Caller I've had stress. I don't think it's been that much because I've held a lot more. I mean, this is, I mean, it happens to me once in a while, but I just, I tried calling, you know, I was up and I thought I'd ask.

47:19 Drew Are you on any medication?

47:22 Caller No. I don't remember being on any.

47:23 Drew Are there migraines in your family?

47:26 Caller Not that I can think of, no.

47:27 Drew Okay. Well, any other symptoms or medical problems for you lately?

47:34 Caller The only thing I can think of really, which I don't know what would be relevant is that I had come home and I had fallen asleep like really fast. Like I didn't know why. I laid down and the second my head hit the pillow I was asleep and I couldn't wake up for a few hours.

47:51 Drew That same day? That same day?

47:55 Caller I had one, it was mild, but I've had one that's like extreme, really, really painful.

47:59 Drew All right. Well, you need to see a doctor.

48:01 Adam Did he answer your question?

48:02 Drew No, he didn't. In any way, shape, or form? He's having trouble answering lots of my questions. But the possibilities here are sort of, as long as Marr, I'm the list of possibilities, Clinton. It's something. It could be anything from seizure to a metabolic problem to an infection to a tumor. It could be a million things.

48:20 Caller I had thought it could be something relevant to a tumor.

48:24 Drew Yeah, but not likely. It could even be psychological. It could even be a stress symptom. It could be a headache. It could be migraine type headaches. But it's something that needs to be evaluated real soon, okay? It's a real symptom and it requires a medical evaluation.

48:42 Caller Actually, I had spoken to one of my old teachers, which is a health teacher, and she said that she'd actually recommend that I check it out, but I didn't get time to. I mean, whenever I get the chance to, I always forget, and I mean...

48:56 Adam Yeah, okay.

48:57 Drew You've got to see a doctor.

48:58 Adam Thank God he got that in.

48:59 Drew But it may be part of the symptom.

49:00 Adam Oh, wait a minute, somebody, I did talk to somebody about it, and you know what they said?

49:04 Drew Yeah, but you know the disorganization...

49:05 Adam I should go see a doctor, but then I said not to.

49:07 Drew That disorganization may be part of the problem here.

49:09 Adam Could be. Could also just be 15. The point is just go in and see somebody. That's all. And don't talk to your health teachers. I know you look at them as scholarly older people. I look at them as people that really should have just joined up with the military when they're out of high school. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You get a little older, you look back on some of those teachers and you realize what messes they all were. Want to take a little break here, Drew? Yeah.

49:36 Caller All right.

49:37 Adam Who are we going to talk to when we come back? Lisa, Pramiscuous, hold on. Boy, there's another heavy one. Lisa?

49:44 Caller Yeah.

49:44 Adam You've been promiscuous since getting raped in a gas station bathroom.

49:49 Caller Yeah.

49:49 Adam Oh boy. Listen, just going into a gas station bathroom is like being raped. I can't imagine being raped in one. That's rape on rape.

49:58 Drew She's so upbeat.

49:59 Adam Yeah. You're pretty jovial about this experience. Who did it? The Michelin Man?

50:04 Caller What now?

50:05 Adam No. All right. Hold on a second, Lisa.

50:07 Caller Okay.

50:07 Adam We're going to take a break, okay?

50:09 Caller Okay.

50:09 Adam And then you tell us what happened and what's going on.

50:12 Drew I bet it was all those nice young men in the bow ties that run out to your car and check your windshield.

50:17 Adam Or was it the steel-eyed foreigner who throws your change at you and yells, die American, while you walk back to your car?

50:26 Eve 6 The answer when we come back.

50:27 Adam We'll do that after this.

50:32 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

51:14 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Max, Tony, and John are all here from Eve6. We'll hear something off of Horoscope, the new CD, which will be out end of July. We'll have a world premiere song and just a few. But we got a few things to take care of first. We're talking about the bathroom and gas stations. And I just want to get this off my chest real quick. If any of you people are working at gas stations, currently listening to the radio within the sound of my voice or know somebody who does know one, at least in the LA area, my message is drop the goddamn attitude. All of you, all of you, mostly some bizarre foreigners, but everyone who gets behind that bulletproof glass picks up the attitude and I wish you'd just drop it. Here's the deal, say thank you, toss in a come again, do one of those, how's it going, give me a heart attack. Say something once in a while, you are the rudest band of mother effers I've ever had the misfortune of dealing with and if I didn't need gas, I swear to God, I'd refine my own not to have to deal with you pack of morons.

52:36 Drew Remember this is Los Angeles though that has it like this. Probably most major cities I suspect.

52:40 Adam Los Angeles, I want to do a poll sometime, has to have the meanest gas station attendance in the world.

52:48 Drew Well, particularly the Hollywood area.

52:49 Adam I would pit them against any-

52:51 Eve 6 They've already done that poll, it's true.

52:53 Adam The guys in Beirut have more decora than the A-holes I have to deal with in the Hollywood area. Does everyone know what I'm talking about? Whether you're filling up, buying a pack of cigarettes or a Snickers bar, you get that look, you get that evil eye and they throw the change at you and they've never, I mean it's never, hey how you doing or hey you're back again. I mean you're dealing with the same guys over and over. It's not hey you're back, what's going on, how's that going, how's that shaking? It's just they, it is, it's and it's not even, it's not even a sort of a distracted kind of thing. It is intentionally mean. Oh and it's what happens by the way when someone has something that you need. That's the attitude. You know what I mean? Where are you going?

53:42 Caller So I got your candy bars, we've got your cigarettes.

53:46 Adam Yeah, yeah, it's four a.m. You need a six pack and a pack of smokes. Where the hell you going, a mom's house? Come on, that's right. You're lucky I don't keep your change.

53:56 Eve 6 Let me enjoy the moment of making you pissed off for just a second, and then I'll get you your cigarettes.

54:00 Adam Right, and here's the deal, I understand you're upset because you're trapped in a box, but here's the deal, I did not put you in that box. I'm not the zookeeper, I'm not your parents, I'm not the mad scientist who's doing the experiment on you, I'm not the college student who got the grant to keep you in the box, you put yourself in the box. So say thank you, god damn it. It drives me nuts. It's like it's not okay. I wish I would boycott the gas station that had that attitude, except for that is the entire South land and I could no longer get gas. I do that all the time. I go into one gas station, I go, this guy's a son of a bitch, forget him. I'll take my business down the street and then I go down the street and I go, well this guy just got done performing a ritualistic murder in the back. I mean he just took a goat's head off back there. I'm going back to the first guy. Everyone in this town, especially in Hollywood who runs a gas station is evil. God, you guys, what is up with you? I wish I could abuse them somehow. How can I pay them back?

55:05 Eve 6 Got to break into the box somehow.

55:07 Adam Yeah. You get a lot of attitude when there's bulletproof glass between you and the guy who needs a pack of smokes. You're all attitude.

55:16 Eve 6 Jesus.

55:17 Adam I mean, I know you get shot once in a while, but isn't it a small price to pay for the threat that we have over them so that they would be courteous? You know what I'm saying? Oh, God, why do I hate all of them? I'm so, I'm so, I feel raped by them.

55:34 Drew Speaking of rape.

55:35 Adam Speaking of rape, Lisa.

55:38 Caller Hi.

55:38 Adam So you're in a bathroom of a gas station.

55:42 Caller Yes.

55:43 Drew How old were you?

55:44 Caller What?

55:44 Drew How old were you? When did this happen?

55:46 Caller I had just turned 17.

55:49 Adam This didn't happen in Los Angeles, did it?

55:52 Caller No, it happened in Denver, Colorado.

55:53 Adam That's right. You know why?

55:55 Caller Why?

55:55 Adam Because you can't use the bathroom in Los Angeles. It's out of order. Okay. So what happened?

56:05 Caller It was not a gas station attendant that did this. It was actually an ex-boyfriend. I had been out drinking with him that night and a few other people. And I told him that I felt nauseous. So he pulled over and helped me to the bathroom. And it happened from there.

56:22 Adam Can't you, by the way, don't you just heave out the window? You know what I mean? Just heave out of the car?

56:30 Caller Well, I was trying to be courteous and not get it all over his car.

56:33 Adam No, I mean just out into the gutter.

56:36 Caller Well, I guess.

56:39 Adam What time of night was this?

56:41 Caller Probably 11, 1130.

56:43 Drew Was this the first time you had had sex with him?

56:45 Caller Yes. He was an ex-boyfriend at that point.

56:47 Drew Were you a virgin at the time?

56:49 No.

56:49 Adam Well, wait a minute. But had you had sex with him?

56:52 Caller Not with him, no.

56:53 Adam No, you just answered it by saying he was an ex-boyfriend, but you guys never had sex while you were together.

57:01 Caller No, it didn't.

57:02 Adam I see. Well, and you went in, used the bathroom, he came in, he raped you. After you just got done throwing up?

57:09 Caller Yeah.

57:11 Caller Well, he bought me a toothbrush first.

57:13 Adam He brought you a toothbrush and he let you brush your teeth and then he raped you?

57:18 Caller Yeah. It makes no sense.

57:20 Drew What do you mean by rape? What happened? Was it one of these things where you just got going and then said no and he kept pushing, or was it a violent thing?

57:29 Caller It was a violent thing. Basically, I was held down.

57:37 Drew We've got to explore why somebody like that would be your boyfriend in the first place ever.

57:42 Caller Yes. I had absolutely, this sounds ridiculous, but I had absolutely no clue that he was even capable of that type of thing.

57:51 Caller Right. Well, yeah.

57:53 Caller The thing that makes it worse is he was not drinking that night at all. It was his liquor that I was drinking. He was the one pushing me and pushing me to drink more.

58:01 Drew How old is he?

58:02 Caller He was the same age, 17.

58:04 Adam All right. And what did you do about this?

58:07 Caller Nothing.

58:08 Drew You didn't tell the police?

58:09 Caller No.

58:10 Drew How come?

58:11 Caller Because, I don't know. I just kind of pretended it didn't happen for about two months.

58:16 Drew All right. So, first time you ever been raped?

58:18 Caller Yeah.

58:20 Adam Nothing? How's the family?

58:23 Caller How's my family?

58:24 Adam Yeah.

58:24 Caller Um, okay. My dad's kind of an ass.

58:28 Adam He is.

58:28 Drew Surprise.

58:30 Adam Is he, is he, um, drink or anything like that?

58:33 Caller Um, he drinks every night, but he has, he has, I've never seen him drunk before.

58:36 Drew Does he get kind of aggressive with you?

58:38 Caller Um, he's more of the kind of person, he's more of, it's more emotional abuse than anything else.

58:44 Adam Yeah. We're trying to figure out why he got hooked up with this a-hole.

58:47 Caller I don't know.

58:48 Adam Well, that's, well, we know now your dad's kind of an a-hole.

58:51 Caller Yeah.

58:51 Adam Yeah. All right. So, there's nothing we can do about it or nothing you can do about it right now. I mean, I guess legally. Although, maybe you should still report it just to get it on the guy's record so that if and when he tries it again, there's something on there. You know what I'm saying?

59:07 Caller Yeah.

59:07 Drew It also sort of helps break that cycle you're in where you're such a good victim. It's time to realize that you're worth more than that and that people, it's not okay for people to abuse you.

59:17 Caller Yeah.

59:18 Drew Just because dad has done that your whole life made you feel like you're the kind of person that sort of should accept that kind of abuse, it's not a riot. Okay?

59:26 Caller It's hard because I go to school with him, so.

59:31 Drew He should have thought about that before he did this.

59:33 Caller That's true.

59:34 Adam All right. Well, report it, would you please?

59:37 Caller I will.

59:38 Adam Okay. And you got to get a little counseling too, right?

59:40 Caller Yeah.

59:41 Drew Please.

59:42 Adam All right.

59:42 Caller I'll do the other thing really quick.

59:44 Adam Yeah.

59:45 Caller I was calling for you guys about, since then, I have not been able to have any kind of relationship with anybody without cheating on them. And I, last summer especially, I had sex with over ten people within two months, right after it happened. And I didn't know if that had anything to do with it, because I'm not like that at all.

1:00:04 Drew Yeah, obviously it does. And it's sort of releasing some, probably some aggression and some feelings you have about men and intimacy and guys who are a-holes. You know, it's difficult for you to trust them, I'm sure. So it is time to start looking at this and talk to somebody about it, okay?

1:00:20 Caller Okay.

1:00:21 Adam Okay.

1:00:21 Caller Thank you.

1:00:22 Adam Good luck.

1:00:23 Caller Bye.

1:00:24 Adam I'm going to, she needs to go to a, like, support group or something, right?

1:00:29 Drew Yeah, Reap Counseling.

1:00:30 Adam Sure, it'll be great. I'm going to, I'm going to form a support group for people who have to deal with LA gas station attendance. Yeah. And listen, I know we're on an national level and I know maybe, I don't know where Union 76 is based or Chevron or Mobile or any of those places, especially 76. But Murph, the nice red haired guy who helped you change the flat, he's, he's dead. He is dead. Remember Murph from Union 76? He'd come on out, nice big red pork chop side berms. How you doing ma'am?

1:01:09 Caller Hey, it looks like you're court low.

1:01:11 Adam No, he's been replaced. He's been replaced by a guy who worships Allah and wants to see you dead.

1:01:19 Caller Believe me, believe me.

1:01:21 Adam And if anybody in any of these corporations, whether it be Chevron or Mobile or 76 or Arco or any of you guys are listening, all of your LA guys need to be fired or killed. Let loose.

1:01:36 Caller Something.

1:01:36 Adam I don't know if you're franchise, they must franchise these things out. They are colossal a-holes, all of them. Please go check up on them and do something about it. Isn't it their job? I mean, you know what I mean?

1:01:49 Drew It's so systematic though, it must be something in the franchise manual.

1:01:52 Caller All of them?

1:01:53 Adam Every 76 station has a rude a-hole behind the counter? Is that all? They only franchise them to horrible, heinous people? Is that how it goes?

1:02:03 Drew The guy behind the counter isn't necessarily the franchise owner. He's the guy that fits the profile that the franchise wants you to put in.

1:02:09 Adam Yeah, so you're saying it's right in the book that you have to want your patrons to die after they fill up?

1:02:15 Drew There's something there.

1:02:17 Adam I swear to you, please.

1:02:18 Eve 6 Maybe they think you'll come to the station more if you know that this guy hates you, and so they think you'll want to come back some more years. You just want to keep going, say to a masochistic.

1:02:27 Caller Right, right.

1:02:27 Adam Yeah, I'm not feeling too good about myself. I think I'll top off.

1:02:31 Drew As you know, there's a lot of victims out there, Adam.

1:02:33 Caller Yeah, maybe you're right.

1:02:34 Drew You've got to perpetuate that victim's role, boy, and it's even at the gas station now.

1:02:38 Adam Oh, my God.

1:02:39 Drew It's a scheme.

1:02:39 Eve 6 It's a scheme. It's all part of a big plan.

1:02:42 Adam I'm sorry. It's all coming to an emotional head tonight, but I swear, they're all evil, all of them.

1:02:50 Drew You're just not a good victim. You're not good in that role.

1:02:53 Adam It's got to be the fumes or something in there. Eric?

1:02:56 Yeah.

1:02:57 Adam You're 17.

1:02:58 Caller Yeah. Well, my girlfriend has this thing called an ovarian cyst, and I was wondering if we were to have sex if it would affect her anyway.

1:03:06 Drew Well, probably not. Ovarian cysts are very, very, very common. In fact, most women get them sometime. Okay?

1:03:13 Caller All right.

1:03:13 Drew It's just a simple cyst, if that's indeed what it is. Just something left behind by ovulation, basically.

1:03:18 Caller Yeah.

1:03:18 Adam We got to talk to Renee over here.

1:03:20 Drew Well, you've been going heavy, heavy, heavy, and I've been trying to mix it up.

1:03:23 Adam Well, don't whack your hand there. Renee?

1:03:26 Caller Yes.

1:03:26 Adam All right. But we want to get back with you because your mom molested you. Maybe. But what you describe doesn't sound like serious molesting. It sounds like it's open to interpretation.

1:03:42 No, it was molesting.

1:03:44 Adam How do you know? Why do you feel that way?

1:03:46 Because she would violate me and...

1:03:49 Drew She'd put something inside your vagina?

1:03:50 No, she never did that. She would just use her hands near my vagina and mawn my breasts and whatnot.

1:03:58 Drew Would she be trying to arouse you?

1:04:00 I don't know. I was very, very young and I think it happened even before I could remember.

1:04:04 Adam Well, I assume the same with my parents.

1:04:06 Because, I mean, at the point when I was in fourth grade, I was having intimate relationships with people in fourth grade also. And I mean, I would think that in fourth grade I should not know what that kind of stuff is.

1:04:20 Drew That is true. But I wonder if somebody may appear, maybe sexually abused you, and then you started sexualizing the experience with your mom.

1:04:28 Adam Did your mom, did she put her hands in you?

1:04:32 No, she did not.

1:04:34 Adam And you say she felt your breasts, but you don't really have breasts then.

1:04:38 Yeah, she would.

1:04:39 Adam When I'm in charge, you will. I mean, fourth graders will have breasts.

1:04:42 Drew Renee, when parents tickle their kids, they tickle them all over.

1:04:46 No, not like this.

1:04:48 Eve 6 She said she was too young to remember, though.

1:04:50 Eve 6 You can actually remember it.

1:04:51 Yeah, and even to this day, she still touches me and stuff, and it bugs me. And I tell her to stop doing it. And she says, oh, you know, I love you. That's just the way I show my affection towards you. And I'm like, I don't like it, mom.

1:05:03 Adam You're 22?

1:05:04 Caller I'm 22, and she still does this.

1:05:06 Drew What does she do exactly now?

1:05:08 Caller She does. She just like she'll grab my my butt and she'll like she'll like grab my my chest and whatnot.

1:05:16 Drew Grab your chest. What do you mean?

1:05:18 Adam But what what do you feel that she's trying to accomplish by this? Do you think she's trying to arouse herself or arouse you?

1:05:26 Caller I don't know. I I talked to my father about it just about a month ago. It's the first time I told him about it. And he blamed himself because my father is gay. So I mean, therefore at the time, whenever it was basically happening, he was blaming himself because they were having a very, very hard relationship. They were not having sex and had sex for a long time. After that, they had gotten separated. And then they got back together trying to work it out. And then they ended up getting divorced. And so basically she was having they're having no sex whatsoever.

1:05:55 Drew Yeah.

1:05:56 Caller My father was blaming himself for it.

1:05:58 Drew Renee, you're misinterpreting a lot of stuff here. Yeah. People do not molest children because of sexual deprivation. And if that's if her intent was sexual discharge, she wasn't heading in that direction. It wasn't even a sexualized experience. Yeah.

1:06:14 Adam I mean, you know, whether she was trying to provide some arousal for herself or for you, it doesn't sound like she was doing either one. Now, it sounds like she was a little out of line and maybe she's got some problems and I don't trust her. But to call it molested, it seems strange.

1:06:34 Drew It's just bad. Poor boundaries. They don't listen to you. Certainly, you were sexually abused as a young child by up here, or at least you participated in an abusive sort of relationship with somebody. Okay? But it doesn't happen. As you point out that if a fourth grader knows about sexualization and like there's been sexualization overtly, you wouldn't think that somebody touching your butt or around your vagina was a sexual thing that wouldn't occur to you at age nine.

1:07:04 Caller But under the clothes?

1:07:06 Adam Well, listen...

1:07:07 Caller Is that considered normal?

1:07:08 Adam Listen, I don't want to go camping with your mom. Don't get me wrong. And I don't know what she was doing. And I don't want to defend her too much. But on the other hand, you know, we sit here all night and talk to people who were molested. And they were molested. You were molested. There's a little difference. You see what I'm saying? I mean, you were kind of...

1:07:33 Drew Inappropriately touched.

1:07:34 Adam You were like a goose, but not molested.

1:07:38 Drew Inappropriate touching is not a good thing. I don't want to offend that. But it doesn't create a child then who knows how to engage in sexual activity. Pre-puberty. So something else, either the other child understood that and came on to you and abused you, or something else had happened to you that sexualized you.

1:07:52 Adam Why else do you hate your mom?

1:07:54 Caller I don't hate my mom. I love my mom.

1:07:56 Adam You do?

1:07:58 Caller I live in the town right next to her and I see her every day. I still love her.

1:08:01 Adam Yeah, but why?

1:08:02 Drew Listen to that voice change.

1:08:03 Adam Yeah, why?

1:08:04 Caller Because she's my mother.

1:08:05 Adam Well, who cares? I barely like my mom. She only molested me twice. Hey, should you be on some medication, Renee?

1:08:14 Caller I can't afford it.

1:08:16 Adam What are you supposed to be on?

1:08:18 Caller I'm supposed to be on Zoloft.

1:08:22 Drew What's your diagnosis?

1:08:23 Caller Manic depression.

1:08:24 Drew Yeah. Is there something else too going on?

1:08:28 Caller I have a lot of problems.

1:08:30 Drew Are you a multiple?

1:08:32 Caller Excuse me?

1:08:32 Adam Multiple personality?

1:08:33 Drew Or just dissociative?

1:08:34 Caller No.

1:08:35 Adam You sure?

1:08:37 Caller All right.

1:08:37 Adam What do you do for a living?

1:08:38 Caller Data entry.

1:08:40 Adam I see. All right. Can you see about getting on some meds?

1:08:43 Caller I could try, but I don't have insurance. And that's why I want to see if there's something else I could do other than counseling, because I can't afford it.

1:08:50 Drew Let me go to either bipolar groups out there, and you go to EA, Emotions Anonymous.

1:08:55 Caller Oh, really?

1:08:56 Caller And I also have problems along with cutting and self-mulation. I don't know if that has anything to do with being bipolar or not.

1:09:05 Drew Not necessarily. Although, acute mania is sometimes that happens. Renee, do you have periods of time where you don't know where you've been or what you've been doing, that kind of thing?

1:09:13 Caller No, I don't have that.

1:09:14 Drew Okay.

1:09:14 Adam I do. It's called the weekend. All right. Hey, Renee, listen, you got to spend less time focusing on your mom and more time focusing on you.

1:09:25 Eve 6 Here and now, yeah.

1:09:26 Adam See about getting into some of these groups, some counseling and all that kind of stuff.

1:09:30 Drew You get appropriately treated too.

1:09:32 Adam Yeah. By the way, don't hang out with your mom so much. All right.

1:09:37 Caller You know what I mean?

1:09:40 Adam It's bizarre that she waxes on for six minutes about how she was definitely molested by her mother, and she still does it to this day. Then with the next press says, I see her every day, she's in the next town, however we love each other.

1:09:53 Eve 6 I think we love each other.

1:09:54 Drew Different voice.

1:09:56 Adam Turn into a, yes.

1:09:57 Drew That's weird.

1:09:58 Adam Yeah, so turn into that sibil voice. So, something's definitely going on there, but I don't think it was the molestation.

1:10:07 Eve 6 Seemed like she wanted to pin something on her mom, but didn't have anything to pin on her or something.

1:10:11 Adam She, I think there's a more than one personality at work.

1:10:15 Drew I agree with you.

1:10:16 Adam Which is the polar opposite of me, which is-

1:10:19 Drew No personality.

1:10:20 Adam To be fair, I have half a personality. Come on, Drew.

1:10:23 Caller You're playing the Key Club tomorrow. I mean, I don't know what to do.

1:10:28 Adam Why don't we, Anderson, let's hear the new song. What did he say? We go to break a little late. That's good times.

1:10:35 Caller We're already four minutes late.

1:10:36 Adam We're not four minutes. What do you mean we're already four minutes late? I'm supposed to, we're ten seconds early. Short song. Yeah. Come on, Anderson. You're the big man. Yeah, that's right.

1:10:47 Drew This is the big premiere though.

1:10:49 Adam That's right.

1:10:49 Caller It's the world premiere.

1:10:50 Adam Drum roll. There it is from Horoscope by Eve6. This one's called Promise.

1:13:53 Caller Yo, Loveline will be right back, homie.

1:14:32 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. Max, Tony, John are all here from Eve 6. Horoscope is the name of the new CD, but it won't be out until the end of July. We just premiered something from it, the new single, actually.

1:14:48 Caller We're playing the Key Club tomorrow night.

1:14:50 Eve 6 Did we mention?

1:14:51 Adam And we'll be at the Key Club out here. Where's that exactly? It's in Hollywood.

1:14:55 Eve 6 It's the old Billboard Live, right by the Roxie.

1:14:57 Eve 6 Right on Sunset.

1:14:58 Adam Oh, on Sunset?

1:14:59 Eve 6 Yeah.

1:15:00 Caller Night at the Roxbury.

1:15:01 Eve 6 Yeah. Well, that fabulous movie was set.

1:15:04 Adam Never went into that place.

1:15:06 Drew Never been there?

1:15:07 Adam Billboard Live? No. Did you go in there?

1:15:09 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:15:10 Adam What for?

1:15:11 Drew I was at a thing for a musician's assistance program.

1:15:13 Caller It was a disco, Drew. Admit it.

1:15:15 Drew No, no. There was a benefit for the music. Art played, Art from Everclear.

1:15:19 Adam Oh, really? Well, what do you know? I guess I wasn't invited.

1:15:24 Caller We brought another date.

1:15:25 Eve 6 No, we weren't invited.

1:15:26 Adam John?

1:15:27 Yeah.

1:15:27 Adam You're 30. What's up?

1:15:29 Caller Hey, man. I was with this girl for the last couple of days here. And well, first off, I'm a truck driver, so I get around a lot. I was with this girl for the last couple of days. You know, she was giving me a blowjob. And I kind of made a suggestion because somebody told me, you know, in a roundabout way that if a girl is giving you a blowjob, she, you know, like fingers your butt with a pinky or whatever, you know, that's more an intent, erotic kind of thing, right?

1:15:58 Drew Your guess.

1:15:59 Caller No, man, seriously, that's what I, you know, have. Sure. As long as it's not a guy, right? But anyway.

1:16:08 Adam Yeah, but you know, you got to be careful because as a truck driver, you make a living on your ass.

1:16:14 Eve 6 Don't want to ruin it with a bad pinky.

1:16:16 Adam You can't afford.

1:16:18 Caller Am I going to ruin my asshole with a pinky or my butt? I'm sorry.

1:16:22 Adam I'm just saying that your asshole is your livelihood.

1:16:25 Drew Asshole. What's your question?

1:16:27 Caller But what my question is, is I kind of enjoyed it in a way because it did. It was like a heck of an explosion when it happened, right? It was really intense and I kind of enjoy it. I was kind of wondering, is that like saying something about me? Is that like-

1:16:44 Caller It means you're special.

1:16:46 Caller I don't want a guy or nothing, but it was kind of fun when she was giving me a mojo with her pinky and all. Am I just twisted or what?

1:16:54 Adam No, you're fine.

1:16:56 Drew Relax.

1:16:56 Adam You're a trucker.

1:16:59 Caller I'm a trucker here. I'll give you one right now.

1:17:02 Eve 6 There you go.

1:17:03 Caller There you go.

1:17:03 Eve 6 We all like a pinky in the ass every now and again.

1:17:06 Caller I'm going into Merced, right?

1:17:08 Adam All right.

1:17:09 Caller Hey, I appreciate it and I listen to you all the time. The Eve6 Rocks, right?

1:17:13 Caller Thank you.

1:17:15 Adam Take care, guy.

1:17:16 Caller And the one you had on before me, it sounded like it was a little bit Arkansas-ish, you know?

1:17:22 Adam Yeah, the twang?

1:17:23 Caller No, the mom and the daughter.

1:17:25 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:17:26 Caller A little bit Arkansas-ish. Keep up the good work.

1:17:28 Adam Arkansas-ish.

1:17:29 Caller I'll give you a backup so I can hear you.

1:17:31 Caller That's a good term, Arkansas-ish. That makes sense.

1:17:35 Adam Yeah, that's John. Oh, man. You ever pull into those truck stops and see-

1:17:41 Eve 6 We've pulled into a few truck stops. All the time.

1:17:44 Adam Yeah, they're really surreal places and they have everything that's powered off a cigarette lighter in one aisle. Totally. Now, it used to just be for like 20 years, the only thing you could plug in your cigarette lighter is that giant 2,000 candle power flood light. Remember that thing? Plug that baby in. You got a cage around it. You got to have a flood light. Yeah, and I remember I bought one when I was like 19. It's like, hey, I need a flood light. I don't know what happened, but I've never used it. There's a part of your life where you go, hey, if I had, well, let's just say a car goes into the river and I pull up, it's like, what? I've never used that thing except for to scare the hell out of my friends.

1:18:25 Caller They got a lot of rear view mirror hanging stained glass accessories.

1:18:29 Drew It just reminds me of a peewee hermaphrodite.

1:18:30 Caller Mesh back hats.

1:18:31 Drew Every time.

1:18:32 Adam Yeah. Now they have, I was walking down that stuff you can plug into your cigarette lighter now and they have cigar humidors and stuff. I mean, it's really getting crazy, like Frappuccino makers and stuff. One I was particularly intrigued by was one called the Sandwich Maker.

1:18:52 Eve 6 Really?

1:18:52 Adam I thought, what is this?

1:18:54 Caller What was the thing called that we had on the bus?

1:18:57 Eve 6 It like toasts the bread, what does it do? You squash it.

1:18:59 Eve 6 Those things are the snack master, baby. The snack master.

1:19:03 Adam That must have been it.

1:19:04 Eve 6 You could do that with it.

1:19:04 Eve 6 Oh, man. If they had one of those that plugged into a cigarette lighter, I'd be-

1:19:08 Adam Oh, they have it.

1:19:09 Caller Oh, I'm buying one.

1:19:10 Caller It's all over.

1:19:11 Adam Oh, imagine this. You get one of those babies, one of those sandwich grillers, you plug it into the cigarette lighter, you buy a jumbo thing of white bread and a jumbo thing of American cheese and you just hit the road in search of adventure.

1:19:27 Eve 6 You never have to stop to buy candy or something. You're set. You're set for hours and hours.

1:19:32 Caller You're going to need some country crops though.

1:19:33 Eve 6 You need some butter though.

1:19:34 Drew And a catheter.

1:19:35 Eve 6 You got to put some butter on either side.

1:19:36 Adam Catheter and just a little lard and that's it. I mean for masturbation, not for the sandwich, you sick bastards. Melanie?

1:19:44 Caller Hey.

1:19:45 Adam Hey, you're 16. What's up?

1:19:46 Caller Yes, I am.

1:19:46 Caller Hey, I noticed when you came back from the commercial break, you played Pennywise. Are you going to have him on the show soon?

1:19:52 Caller Yeah.

1:19:55 Caller If we throw up all over your gear, could we come back again in a couple weeks?

1:19:59 Adam Yeah, we miss those. We miss the physical abuse that is perpetrated by the Pennywise. Well, really just Fletcher. It's not the entire band.

1:20:10 Caller Anyways, I had a question for Eve6.

1:20:12 Yeah.

1:20:16 Eve 6 It's a good question.

1:20:17 Drew What was that?

1:20:18 Caller Anyways, where did you guys come up with the name for your new CD?

1:20:22 Eve 6 Max, why don't you take that one away?

1:20:24 Caller Huh? Kind of a little while back, and the song Sunset Strip, Beotch, that's on the new record, has a line that goes, the horoscope today said things would go my way. So it came from that. It's an extremely clever play on words.

1:20:44 Caller Cool.

1:20:45 Caller Yeah.

1:20:46 Eve 6 If you didn't know it was clever, now you know.

1:20:48 Eve 6 Very, very clever.

1:20:50 Adam All right, Melanie.

1:20:51 Caller It was really good.

1:20:52 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:20:53 Caller San Francisco.

1:20:54 Adam All right. Well, they'll be up that way, I'm sure. Definitely.

1:20:57 Caller Very soon.

1:20:57 Adam When we get going on the tour.

1:20:59 Cool.

1:20:59 Adam All right.

1:21:00 All right.

1:21:00 Adam Thanks. Take care. Thank you.

1:21:01 Eve 6 See you.

1:21:03 Adam Eddie.

1:21:03 Caller Yes, sir.

1:21:04 Adam What's up?

1:21:05 Caller What's going on? All right. Here's my question. I had a body piercing on my nipple that I had done about, I don't know, about eight months ago. It got infected and I cleaned it with Bactine and tried to keep it up as much as possible. I took the piercing out. My other nipple is about an eighth inch in diameter, and the one I have pierced remained to be about three-quarters of an inch in diameter, and the swelling has not gone down. I went and talked to the body piercer about it, and what he told me is that what happens is after you get a piercing like that, you actually start producing milk, which I thought was kind of strange due to the fact that I'm a male. Is that possible?

1:21:46 Drew Yeah, that doesn't quite make sense to me. I'd be much more concerned that you had permanent scarring causing the...

1:21:52 Caller I've gotten that actually from body piercing's external scar tissue that just kind of grows like ivy.

1:22:00 Eve 6 The piercer said you'd excrete milk?

1:22:03 Drew Yeah, men can produce milk, but I don't see how it would happen without a significant or medically relevant hormone problem. Thyroid condition, prolactin secreting tumors...

1:22:16 Adam I want to get back to your other nipple, though. The one nipple you said was an eighth of an inch?

1:22:22 Caller It's about like... I'm saying an eighth of an inch in diameter, the actual...

1:22:27 Drew Show us, show us.

1:22:28 Adam The nipple itself or the areola, the part around it?

1:22:32 Caller The nipple itself.

1:22:34 Adam Right, but you said the other one was three quarters of an inch?

1:22:37 Caller Exactly, and it's huge.

1:22:39 Adam The nipple itself, I mean, yeah, because, you know, that's three quarters. Yeah, and that's an eighth. Oh my God. I mean, three quarters, a quarter is three quarters.

1:22:54 Eve 6 Three quarters.

1:22:55 Caller I mean, it's huge.

1:22:56 Caller That's almost one inch.

1:22:59 Adam The nipple itself can't be three quarters.

1:23:03 Eve 6 That's almost a full inch on the nipple.

1:23:06 Caller It's about a half inch long. I'd say about a half inch long.

1:23:09 Adam Long and the width of it is three quarters?

1:23:11 Eve 6 No, that's one big nipple.

1:23:13 Adam Is it as wide around as a quarter?

1:23:15 Caller No, not as a quarter, no.

1:23:16 Adam Well, that's three quarters.

1:23:18 Caller Okay, it's about a half inch in diameter.

1:23:20 Adam All right, so it's about a dime in diameter?

1:23:24 Eve 6 You measure your nipples by coin currency?

1:23:27 Caller I've never measured my nipples by coin.

1:23:28 Adam You're saying it's a dime?

1:23:30 Caller Yes, it's a little bit smaller than a dime in diameter.

1:23:32 Adam All right, well, listen, it keeps going down now, doesn't it? No, that's the funny thing is like, you know, when it's cold, you know, it's kind of like, I mean, all right, is it more like an eraser on a pencil?

1:23:45 Caller No, it's a little bit bigger than that.

1:23:46 Adam A little bit bigger.

1:23:47 Caller When I squeeze it, when I squeeze it, there's actually, you know, the little, I don't know, there are little dots that are around your, you know, kind of like where the hair has come out.

1:23:57 Caller Yeah.

1:23:58 Caller Comes white pus out of it.

1:24:00 Caller Yeah, right.

1:24:01 Drew Oh, I think that's probably pus, though, not milk. I mean, you maybe have an abscess in there or something.

1:24:05 Caller So do you think that it's still?

1:24:06 Drew You gotta see, you gotta see a doctor about this.

1:24:08 Caller Really?

1:24:08 Adam Yeah.

1:24:09 Drew Absolutely.

1:24:10 Adam Or you could, again, consult Kurt, who works at the head shop, who gave you the nipple piercing.

1:24:15 Caller Well, what I was gonna go to and get the other one pierced so they'd match.

1:24:19 Adam Fantastic.

1:24:19 Eve 6 That's a great idea.

1:24:20 Drew Yeah, great job.

1:24:21 Adam All right, Eddie, you get a job as a wet nurse. Fantastic, all right?

1:24:26 Eve 6 Cereal will never go dry.

1:24:27 Adam Idiot. Three quarters of an inch. This camp is about three quarters of an inch. It drives me nuts as an ex-carpenter when people screw up measurements. It really sickens me. Michael. Oh, Michael. What's up? Michael, the girl?

1:24:46 Yeah.

1:24:47 Adam You're 17?

1:24:48 Caller Yeah.

1:24:50 Adam What's up?

1:24:51 Caller I was diagnosed with herpes last year and I was just wondering, all the guys know that I have herpes and they're still attracted to me.

1:25:00 Adam Yeah.

1:25:01 Caller I don't understand why.

1:25:02 Adam Aren't you glad you got that windbreaker made up? How the hell do they know, how the hell all the guys know you have herpes?

1:25:10 Caller Well, because my ex-best friends spread it all around my town.

1:25:14 Adam Around the town?

1:25:15 Caller Yeah.

1:25:16 Adam Was it a print campaign or a radio? How did they do that?

1:25:21 Caller At school.

1:25:22 Drew It really just shows how guys are sort of motivated. You know what I mean?

1:25:27 Eve 6 Whatever.

1:25:28 Drew Let's keep going.

1:25:29 Eve 6 Yeah.

1:25:30 Drew To them, it just means green light. Yeah.

1:25:32 Adam Yeah.

1:25:33 Drew This girl actually has sex. Okay.

1:25:35 Adam Yeah.

1:25:36 Eve 6 She puts out or whatever.

1:25:37 Adam That's right. She put out enough to get herpes, she'll put out again.

1:25:41 Caller Yeah.

1:25:42 Adam Right.

1:25:42 Drew Guys are just...

1:25:43 Caller That's a term.

1:25:44 Drew What would that word be? Blind? Relentless. Relentless.

1:25:48 Adam Right. Well, that's why. I mean, you want to know where guys are at. Any girl who passes out at a party is immediately humped. You know what I mean? It's not like, oh my God, she needs medical attention. It's like, well, maybe she does, but let's bang her on the way to the hospital. All right. So your question is what?

1:26:09 Drew Why are guys attracted? Still, she thinks they'd be turned on.

1:26:12 Adam No, they're not. So you're fine.

1:26:14 Drew Game on.

1:26:15 Adam All right.

1:26:16 Caller All right.

1:26:16 Adam Well, don't have sex with them anyway, but...

1:26:19 Drew Make sure they work on them.

1:26:21 Adam All right.

1:26:21 Caller All right.

1:26:22 Adam All right. Are you having sex with a lot of guys?

1:26:25 Caller No.

1:26:26 Adam No?

1:26:26 Drew Get your pap smears regularly.

1:26:27 Caller Yeah.

1:26:28 Drew All right.

1:26:28 Adam Okay. All right.

1:26:30 Drew Thanks.

1:26:31 Adam Yeah, listen, guys, we don't discriminate. We really don't. We discriminate against other races, but not sexually. We don't discriminate.

1:26:40 Eve 6 Disease and herpes?

1:26:41 Drew It's not that we don't discriminate. We're not discriminative.

1:26:44 Adam Right.

1:26:45 Drew We just game on.

1:26:46 Adam Yeah. And don't get us wrong. We'd prefer you didn't have herpes, but it's not going to be a deal breaker. It will not slow the penis down.

1:26:54 Caller If you do, it's no big deal.

1:26:56 Adam It's just a little speed bump on the way to intercourse. All right. We'll take a little break. Eve6 is our guest tonight. And when we come back, we'll talk to Chris, who's violent in his sleep. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm always ready to do my job here. Drew and I got caught chatting in the bathroom.

1:28:00 Drew Do your job or complain about your life. Those are your two things you're always ready to do.

1:28:04 Adam Yes, indeed. Eve6 is our guest tonight. Horoscope is the name of the CD, and it will not be out for another month and three weeks or so. My math is right, but we certainly can wait for it. We will hop back on the phones and speak to Chris. Chris is 14. Chris?

1:28:26 Caller Hey.

1:28:27 Adam Hey.

1:28:28 I just want to say that all you guys there, you rock.

1:28:32 Adam All of us?

1:28:32 Yeah.

1:28:33 Caller All right.

1:28:33 Eve 6 Everyone?

1:28:34 Yeah.

1:28:34 Adam Thank you.

1:28:35 I saw Eve6 in concert like last year, you guys.

1:28:37 Eve 6 Nice.

1:28:38 Where? Spokane with Third Eye Blind.

1:28:42 Caller Sweet. Thank you.

1:28:43 Yeah.

1:28:44 Drew Spokane is such a nice town.

1:28:46 Adam Hey, Chris?

1:28:47 Yeah?

1:28:47 Adam What's your question?

1:28:49 When I sleep, I get like really violent. Like I get cold a lot because I kick all my sheets off my bed. Like last year at camp, I kicked a pole on the side of the bed, so I had like a bruise like all week.

1:29:03 Adam You're a pretty tough customer there, Chris. Kicking the pole at camp when you're sleeping?

1:29:06 Drew You don't wake up and scream or anything like that, do you?

1:29:09 No.

1:29:09 Drew Do you ever try to beat anybody up or bite anybody?

1:29:12 No.

1:29:12 Drew What's the question?

1:29:13 Adam Kick your covers around.

1:29:14 Drew Yeah. You're active.

1:29:16 Adam Yeah. That's all right.

1:29:18 Drew Is that it?

1:29:19 Is there any way I can get rid of it?

1:29:21 Drew Sports.

1:29:23 Caller I do.

1:29:24 Adam You do sports?

1:29:25 Caller I play soccer, which involves a lot of kicking.

1:29:27 Adam Yeah. You got to play a man's sport.

1:29:29 Caller I'm going for football in high school.

1:29:31 Adam There you go.

1:29:32 Caller All right.

1:29:33 Adam Yeah. If you're hurt when you go to bed, you don't move around as much because it hurts. You know? Yeah. Like if you have cracked ribs, you tend not to flail around as much in your sleep. Hockey. Yeah. Hockey's good. Get a good violent sport and get your ass kicked during the day. You sleep like a baby.

1:29:52 Caller I don't get my ass kicked. I kick it out.

1:29:54 Adam I see. Well, you know these.

1:29:55 Caller Thank you.

1:29:57 Adam He only kicks ass, he kicks pole.

1:30:00 Caller All right.

1:30:01 Adam All right there, Chris. All right. All right. Fantastic. The beauty of sports like hockey and football is even if you kick ass, you get your ass kicked. Yeah. Sometimes it hurts a little to kick ass. People don't factor that in.

1:30:16 Caller That should be a no fear shirt.

1:30:18 Eve 6 Sometimes it hurts to kick ass.

1:30:19 Drew It always hurts to kick ass. That's why not everybody kicks ass.

1:30:22 Adam Yeah. No fear. I always see those no fear shirts always on the fattest guy at Magic Mountain.

1:30:28 Caller Totally.

1:30:30 Adam The guy's wearing thongs, his ass cracks, hanging out of his shorts. He's got a tank top on that says second place is the not the best loser.

1:30:39 Eve 6 He who dies with the most toys still dies.

1:30:42 Adam Right. Yeah. Losing is not an option. It's like, listen, you're losing your hair, you're growing breasts, buddy, you're 85 pounds overweight. I'm not sure what kind of sales job you're doing. The shirt alone is not enough to convince me. What is that? What is that white trash thing that likes this sort of, like, I like the dudes who wear the shirts that have the mean dog on it, so it's like bad to the bone, like, wow, this guy must be a badass, because he bought an Air Rush shirt.

1:31:11 Eve 6 He bought a shirt to show me. He's telling me on his chest, man.

1:31:14 Adam Yeah, he's got a pit bull on there.

1:31:16 Eve 6 The best thing is when they couple that with the crazy pants, like the MC Hammer Foothill pants, as I like to call them.

1:31:22 Adam Yeah, the pants they got at the gift shop at the Gold's Gym. Yeah, those are nice with the purple tiger stripe on it. That's a class look. And the other guy I like is the guy who's got the pickup truck that has the Bad Boy Club sticker in the back window.

1:31:40 Eve 6 Hello, lights.

1:31:43 Adam Or the kid from, what is that cartoon in the LA Times? Yeah, Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin. Is Calvin the guy?

1:31:52 Eve 6 Yeah, peeing on a Ford, heat, heat, heat.

1:31:54 Adam Yeah, I like when guys, those truck rallies, get in fistfights.

1:31:58 Caller Hey, I'm a Dodge man.

1:32:00 Adam I'm a Chevy.

1:32:01 Caller Big red flag.

1:32:03 Caller Ford kicks ass. Yeah, bring it on, mother of her.

1:32:09 Adam It's like, listen, who cares?

1:32:13 Caller What are you going to?

1:32:14 Adam Are you going to some stockholders meeting in Detroit every year? Or are you just working in an Arby's?

1:32:20 Caller You know what I mean? I'm a Chevy man because Chevy makes the best goddamn small block. I got a four bolt main on my.

1:32:29 Adam It's like, oh, shut up. What is that with guys? No wonder women hate us. Those are such dicks, you know? Scott, you're 26.

1:32:42 Caller Yeah.

1:32:43 Adam What's up?

1:32:43 Caller I'm from the beach tonight.

1:32:45 Adam What's that? Oh, hey, did I see you at the beach?

1:32:47 Caller Yeah.

1:32:48 Adam Yeah, I talked to you, right?

1:32:49 Caller And I walked by me.

1:32:50 Adam Yeah, well.

1:32:51 Drew That's how he deals with everybody, Scott.

1:32:53 Adam Now, to be fair to me, I was talking to you while I was walking away from you, wasn't I?

1:32:58 Caller Yeah, you were.

1:32:59 Drew Wow, that's a considerable bit of attention. Scott, you should be moved.

1:33:03 Adam Scott, where do you work? At the Ramada or something?

1:33:06 Caller At the Radisson in Santa Monica.

1:33:08 Adam That's right. You came down to the beach. I have no idea what you were doing there.

1:33:12 Caller Actually, I was just down at the beach to watch the sunset, and then we were driving away and I wanted to see what was going on over there. So we're doing a man show and I said, Adam Corolla, I got to go say hello.

1:33:21 Adam Well, it was a delight to meet you. Scott had mentioned that he listens to Loveline between, I think it was between like 1030 and 11 on his ride into work every night. Am I right? Yeah, I was listening while I was walking away from you.

1:33:38 Caller Okay. Well, thank you. Listen, I got a question for Dr. Drew. I'm wondering about being in a jacuzzi, if it temporarily sterilizes you or how does that work?

1:33:47 Drew No, it can possibly lower your sperm count, but it does not sterilize you.

1:33:51 Caller Okay.

1:33:52 Adam All right.

1:33:53 Caller That was it.

1:33:54 Adam Are you calling from work now, Scott?

1:33:56 Caller No, I took the night off.

1:33:57 Adam Oh, you did?

1:33:58 Caller Yeah, I had to spend some time with my wife.

1:34:00 Adam No kidding. Oh, you're married. God bless her. You're down at the beach watching the sunset?

1:34:04 Caller Yeah.

1:34:05 Adam All right. All right. Go back to work tomorrow, though, right?

1:34:07 Caller Thanks, guys.

1:34:08 Adam All right.

1:34:08 Caller Okay, bye.

1:34:09 Adam Yeah. I was at the beach from 11 this morning until 930 at night, and I would see people hanging at the beach on Tuesday at noon, and I felt like yelling, go home, go do something. What are you doing here? People sort of heading out, you know, like hanging, you know, four or five hours just then. I'm thinking, where are you going? What's going on? What day is it? And it didn't look like this was their one day off. You know what I mean? It looked like, I'm hanging. I'm at the beach.

1:34:38 Caller It's the life, yeah.

1:34:40 Drew That's LA.

1:34:41 Adam Is that LA.? It was, I don't know why. I'm always bothered to see people not working if I'm working. I want them to at least run in place.

1:34:50 Drew Strangely, when you're not working, you're bothered by people who are working.

1:34:52 Adam That's true too, yeah. Yeah, I guess so. What's that mean?

1:34:55 Eve 6 I'm always bothered by everyone.

1:34:56 Adam Thank you.

1:34:56 Drew You hate everyone, yeah.

1:34:57 Adam Brian? Well, listen, when I don't work, on a day off, I have the quiet dignity to stay home and masturbate. I go out on the beach and flun it in front of guy and everyone.

1:35:08 Caller I masturbate.

1:35:09 Adam Thank you, Brian. Thank you. What is up?

1:35:11 Caller Well, I got these blisters all over my balls.

1:35:15 Adam Uh-huh.

1:35:16 Caller And like there's pus in them and crap. Yeah.

1:35:20 Caller I have a girlfriend. Mom thinks she's going to like these.

1:35:23 Adam I see. What do you think those might be, Drew, because we never hear that?

1:35:27 Drew I think they're just a spacial cyst.

1:35:29 Adam All right. It's not a venereal thing, is it? Nobody gets anything on the nads, right?

1:35:34 Drew You can get herpes there, but they're not pus then.

1:35:36 Adam All right. Let me just check in real quick with Joe. Joe?

1:35:40 Caller Hey.

1:35:40 Adam Hey, you're 15. Your brother's girlfriend gave you a hand job?

1:35:44 Caller Head job, actually.

1:35:46 Adam Head? Yeah. Jesus Christ. How old is she?

1:35:50 Caller She's 24, so is he.

1:35:51 Adam Oh, my God. Are you asking me?

1:35:54 Caller No, all right. We were all drinking beer at my brother's house, and he went to go get more. And I was just like, she was there, and she was like, you look good. And I was like, I do.

1:36:09 Eve 6 How were you like? I didn't get that.

1:36:12 Caller What?

1:36:12 Eve 6 Like how?

1:36:13 Caller She was like, I was like, I guess. And then she just like, you want a head job? And I was like, I don't know what Brian's going to say about it.

1:36:24 Caller It's a damn lie, and you know it.

1:36:26 Adam All right. Well, listen, don't say anything.

1:36:28 Caller Don't say anything.

1:36:29 Adam She's a keeper, this one, though.

1:36:30 Eve 6 She's off class.

1:36:32 Adam She was home from finishing school, having a cocktail with the boys. All right, Joe, don't say anything. I don't believe him, but don't say anything anyway.

1:36:42 Drew Stay away from her.

1:36:43 Adam Oh, my God. All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:36:50 Drew Love line, with Adam Crowell and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back before you know it.

1:37:28 Adam All right, everyone, that is it. I want to thank Eve6 for coming in here and saying hi to us again.

1:37:34 Eve 6 Thank you. Thanks for having us here. This is cool.

1:37:36 Adam Always a good time.

1:37:37 Eve 6 Yes. It's a pair of monkeys.

1:37:40 Adam Horoscope is the name of the CD. Not out yet. Coming out late July. Definitely look for it and look for Eve6 coming to a town near you. Thanks again, guys.

1:37:49 Eve 6 Key Club tomorrow.

1:37:50 Adam Key Club tomorrow night.

1:37:52 Eve 6 All you LA people.

1:37:52 Caller What about the Key Club tomorrow night?

1:37:54 Eve 6 Oh yeah, we talked about that.

1:37:54 Adam On the Fabulous Sunset Strip.

1:37:57 Drew At what time?

1:37:58 Eve 6 Around 10, 9, 9.

1:38:00 Eve 6 Doors open at 9.30, so.

1:38:02 Adam Go out there and check out Eve6. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Well, now.

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