Episode 1000754887524

3:48 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

3:53 Voiceover Losing her discretion, advised.

3:55 Voiceover Now, here's Loveline.

3:58 Voiceover 1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.

4:03 Adam Hey, Drew, have you got to knock the goddamn console around before we even start? Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, phone number for Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Kid Rock is our guest here tonight.

4:23 Guest Addiction specialist.

4:24 Adam Yeah. I said Dick. Right in Drew's name.

4:28 Drew Hey, I'm doing drugs.

4:31 Adam Devil Without A Cause is the name of the CD. I saw what I thought was the entire video when I was watching Howard Stern Saturday night during a commercial break, but then I started to think that maybe it was just a commercial. It seemed like it showed a lot of the video.

4:49 Guest I got no idea what you're talking about.

4:51 Adam I don't know either. I may have had a beer or two in me and I wasn't paying attention, but I just sort of looked up and there you were.

4:58 Guest That's a good sign.

4:59 Adam Yeah.

5:00 Guest Could I have a bunch of money and women around me?

5:03 Adam Yeah, I think there were paid extras, but I'm sure some of them hung on after the video.

5:08 Guest That's not true.

5:09 Adam I'll tell you what I think we should do before we get into it with Kid Rock. I think we ought to hear something from Kid Rock. You got that cute up there? I'm gonna pronounce this. You tell me if I screw this up.

5:24 Yeah, screw this up. Alright, wait a minute.

5:26 Adam Baw with the baw.

5:27 Guest That's not bad, actually.

5:28 Alright.

8:52 Adam That's a little Kid Rock for you from the Devil Without a Cause CD, which is all over the place now and doing real well, just about everywhere. Kid Rock mania.

9:03 Yes.

9:05 Guest All up in that ass.

9:06 Adam Yeah. So you're white, you're from Detroit.

9:10 Guest I am white. There's a good start. I am white.

9:12 Adam Did you grow up with a lot of brothers?

9:14 Guest Ah, I had a brother.

9:16 Adam No, I mean brothers.

9:17 Guest Oh, brothers, black guys, yeah. Well, no, not really. I was from the suburbs, you know, man. My mom made my lunch every day and it was like no real hard luck story. I had a John Deere and cut the lawn. Then I got good on the turntables and that's when I hooked up with the brothers.

9:30 Adam And how, I mean, coming from where you came from, what got you interested in all this stuff?

9:38 Guest I don't know, because I really loved Bob Seeger. But, you know, then Run DMC came along and I was like, oh, Bob Seeger was from Detroit, right? That's right, man.

9:48 Adam And who was Ted Nugent?

9:51 Guest The Motor City.

9:52 Adam Madman. That's right. I'm trying to think, you know, whenever you're from Detroit, you get a nickname. You're from North Hollywood. It's like, hey, goofball. See, I should have moved to Detroit. I could have been named like Slick or something by now, instead of Brillo Head. Now, when did you get Kid Rock?

10:10 Guest They used to call me the little white kid that could rock the turntables.

10:15 Adam What do your folks call you? They don't call you Kid Rock.

10:18 Guest I can't say that in the air.

10:19 Adam But you can't get your folks to call you Kid? No. Like what if you gave your mom 100 bucks and just said, look, it's Kid Rock. Come on now.

10:26 Guest No, she'd slap me silly.

10:28 Adam She wouldn't do it?

10:29 Guest Actually, she wouldn't slap me silly. She's not that big. She's only about 5'1.

10:33 Adam Is she into the success and the music and all that?

10:36 Guest Yeah, because we're getting money now.

10:37 Adam Right. She's all right with it.

10:39 Guest Get the money, your parents are like, man, I'm so proud of you.

10:42 Adam Yeah, it was the world's worst idea until you get your first royalty check and then it's a diabolical plan that they helped, Ash, by the way. Dawn.

10:51 Yeah.

10:51 Adam You're 28.

10:52 Caller Hey.

10:53 Adam What's going on?

10:55 Caller Well, I work with this girl and it's been around work that she's been cheating at least for about six months. Well, come to find out, we were out eating at a restaurant last week and she saw my husband and she freaked out and she left. I find out the next day that she knew him from high school. When I explained to him, because he's known who this was, I didn't know exactly who it was, but I told him about this woman cheating with this other guy at work and everything. When I told him who it was, he knew exactly who I was talking about. He knows her husband, he knows her family. They went to high school together. Yes.

11:40 Adam So what's the question?

11:40 Caller He doesn't really know what to do as far as telling her husband, because her husband does not know at all.

11:46 Drew He's a friend of your husband's?

11:47 Caller Yes.

11:48 Adam How good a friend.

11:49 Caller Well, I told him because I'm a big fan of y'all. So I told him, Loveline always says to talk to the person that's cheating, not to go to the spouse, not to the person that's cheating. My question is, how does he approach her? And I know if he gives her an ultimatum, like either you tell him or I will, how do you follow back up with that?

12:10 Adam But you're the one who's working with her, right?

12:12 Caller Yeah, and I didn't know that they knew each other.

12:15 Adam Isn't she your friend from work?

12:16 Caller I'm sorry?

12:17 Adam She's your friend, right?

12:18 Caller Well, I wouldn't say that because I didn't really know, I don't really know her that well. I just know because unfortunately the guy that she's having the affair with is worse than a woman about talking. And he and his roommate are just worse than women. They talk about it all the time. And his roommate is actually kind of set up with it because there are children involved.

12:42 Adam Hey, hey, hey, hey, Don, Don, Don, I got a good plan.

12:46 Caller Sorry.

12:46 Adam Why don't you tell-

12:47 Guest Have a point when you speak.

12:49 Adam No, you have to learn to speak, Loveline. I've deciphered everything.

12:53 Drew You will, kid. Don't worry. Just give a few more minutes.

12:55 Adam It's great when you're named kid because-

12:57 Drew Slow down.

12:58 Adam You can just say, don't worry, kid, you'll learn. And it all works. Don? Can you convince your husband not to say anything and you guys just sort of bow out of this whole thing. It sounds chaotic. It sounds like you could get sucked into this. It doesn't sound like there's anything in it for you. It doesn't sound like your husband is such good friends with this guy that he really needs to step up and say anything. I mean if it's the guys, if it's one of your husband's best friends he needs to say something. But if it's just some peripheral guy he played with on the softball team or something, maybe just stay out of this.

13:33 Caller Well I mean he knows her family. He knows the guys she's married to. I mean he's done yard work for them.

13:40 Adam Well yeah once you've bundled some leaves that's it. Your blood.

13:43 Guest That's it.

13:44 Caller Well I mean he's known them.

13:47 Adam All right but listen Don it sounds to me like you're trying to get involved there.

13:52 Guest You're looking for some drama aren't you?

13:54 Adam Right.

13:54 Guest What do you do?

13:55 Drew Are you bored?

13:56 Guest Has your life been boring lately?

13:58 Caller There's three children involved.

14:00 Drew Yeah but causing this to blow up now I'm not sure it's going to serve anybody's interest. Because this woman is flandering and who knows what. You know I immediately when a woman starts behaving like that I immediately think there's something up with the husband. Because women don't do that unless there's a reason for it or unless they're so screwed up psychologically that they're just they're reacting to some internal stuff.

14:20 Guest I know a lot of girls like that.

14:21 Drew There are some messed up people I don't get me wrong. But if that's the case blowing you know making this thing explode is not going to help anything.

14:28 Guest Yeah.

14:28 Drew And if the husband's a jerk still he's still the same jerk it's going to kind of work itself out. I think what you should do is really become a force on behalf of health for that whole system and start encouraging that woman to get some help get some couple's counseling on behalf of the kid. Don't cause this thing to explode in an uncontrolled way. You see if they have some supervision and somebody's involved with it and can sort of help this thing unravel in a safer way but to just precipitate a crisis is not good.

14:56 Adam What about the old adage leaves are thicker than water?

14:59 Drew In this case it applies of course.

15:00 Adam Once you've done some yard work for a man.

15:02 Drew Oh yes.

15:03 Adam Don't you owe him?

15:04 Drew Oh yeah yes. Give it up. In fact Adam we need to talk to you.

15:08 Adam Xena.

15:08 Drew Got a few leaves.

15:09 It's actually Xena but that's right.

15:11 Adam Xena?

15:11 Yeah thanks.

15:12 Adam You're 18. What's going on? You're on with Kid Rock.

15:15 Caller Yeah actually first of all I want to say Adam and Drew. You guys have taught me more than any teacher, textbook, Rock.

15:22 Drew Xena thanks for listening.

15:23 Caller Thanks.

15:25 Guest What about me?

15:26 Well I love you so much.

15:28 Guest I love you too man.

15:29 Well thank you.

15:30 Caller I met you actually in October when Rocket Ajax opened up for you at the Bluebird in Denver.

15:36 Guest Did we hook up?

15:38 Drew Nope kid please.

15:39 Caller In my dreams but yeah.

15:42 Guest He had to keep dragging his stuff.

15:43 Adam You know it's always great because we have tons of rock bands come through here and whenever somebody calls they go, hey I'm a big fan I love it and the guys are like all smiles they go, I met you once at the Wheel Turn and the guy's face is always going, oh, because they don't know what kind of shape they're in, they don't know what they did with them and they don't know if their girlfriend or wife is listening to the show currently.

16:05 Strictly business and innocent.

16:09 Guest Me too.

16:09 Caller I was actually wondering your feelings on how everyone's coming out of Detroit now. I know Eminem is on your album and he's out of Detroit and ICP and seems like there's more and more people like now.

16:21 Guest What's my feeling on that?

16:23 I mean, is it a positive thing or?

16:26 Guest It feels really good.

16:28 Drew What does ICP stand for?

16:29 Caller Insane Clown Posse.

16:30 Drew Oh, our friends from Detroit.

16:33 Adam Those are our boys. What are you talking about? You don't like the Insane Clown Posse?

16:39 Hi, this is Violent J.

16:45 Guest There's just something about rapping about cutting people's heads off that I just don't get.

16:49 Adam Oh, really?

16:49 Guest Eminem's dope though, man.

16:51 Adam Listen, those guys, as long as they have those Mexican wrestling mask on, I'm fan of theirs because they scare the ass out of me, those guys. They're big scary guys.

17:00 Drew I've never seen you quite so scared. You were rattled.

17:02 Adam Yeah.

17:02 Drew Remember they broke in here? We thought we were getting robbed or something. Remember that?

17:05 Adam Yeah, that was like a takeover type situation here.

17:09 Drew They burst in the door with those masks. We were just all right.

17:11 Guest Might steal all the coffee in here or something.

17:13 Adam I had my pants down. I was on the ground immediately. I didn't even know where they were with the band.

17:20 Guest There's a lot going on there though. Eminem's coming out. He's on my record. I did some cuts on his record and there's a lot of other stuff coming out of there. It's all going to blow up and there's going to be a bunch of kids making a bunch of money and we're going to blow it all in other cities.

17:31 Adam It's funny how it's sort of cyclical. It's Seattle, then it's London, then it's Orange County or wherever it is. It makes sense because...

17:41 Drew Doesn't make sense to me.

17:43 Adam No, it does in the sense that A, some of these people know each other and network. One guy blows up and he puts another guy on his record or takes him out to tour with him or something like that. No, you can't...

17:56 Guest No, it kind of... What it does, especially in the smaller towns like where we come from in Detroit, where it's not like a thriving metropolis like New York or LA, is it shows kids that... You know, I came from a cornfield in Romeo, Michigan, that bam, I got out of there. Some other kid looks at it and he's like, wow, maybe I really could do this seriously. You know, like, he got out of there, why can't I?

18:14 Adam Well, that's the beauty of the Insane Clown Posse, too. It gives other insane clowns hope that one day they can don the wrestling mask.

18:23 Drew Well, this is how it works.

18:25 Guest On the corporate...

18:25 Drew Caterpillar tractor.

18:26 Guest On the corporate level, as soon as something comes out of anywhere hot, like, you know, record companies start infiltrating, like, oh, we need a bunch of other things that sound exactly like that.

18:34 Adam Right. As if there's something in the water supply.

18:37 It's like magical.

18:38 Adam Anne.

18:39 Yeah. Hi.

18:40 How are you guys doing?

18:41 Adam You're 24. What's going on?

18:43 Caller Not too much. I just want to say I do know where Romeo is, and it is just a vast cornfield. Yeah, baby.

18:49 Adam Where are you calling from, Anne?

18:51 Caller I'm calling from Lansing. Yeah. Actually, OK. My question is for Dr. Drew.

18:56 Drew Yeah.

18:57 Caller And what I needed to know is if you could get Jonathan's awards by receiving oral sex.

19:04 Drew You mean from his mouth?

19:05 Yes.

19:07 Caller Yeah.

19:08 Drew I guess there's some theoretic possibility of that, but I've never seen anything like that.

19:11 Caller OK. Thank you.

19:12 Drew Why? What's going on?

19:14 Caller Well, I mean, I got together with somebody a week ago and I mean, I know he has done a little awards, but he just gave me oral sex and I just started freaking out all week.

19:25 Drew No, no.

19:26 Adam You didn't-

19:27 Guest You didn't get any bumps yet?

19:28 Caller What's that?

19:28 Guest You didn't get any bumps yet?

19:31 Adam No.

19:31 Guest See, he's getting on a little-

19:32 Drew Awards will give you a little bump, so if you- Oh, no, no.

19:34 Caller I don't have anything like that. No, I'm just, you know, psychologically freaked out about it.

19:39 Adam What did you do to him?

19:40 Caller Nothing.

19:41 Adam Wow. That's low self-esteem.

19:42 Drew Are you-

19:43 Adam She go on a date, perform oral sex on her.

19:46 Drew Are you sexually active otherwise?

19:48 Caller No.

19:48 Drew Never.

19:49 Caller Oh, well, yeah, in the past, yeah.

19:50 Drew You get regular pap smears?

19:52 Caller Oh, yeah. Hmm.

19:54 Drew Really?

19:54 Caller Yeah, I do.

19:55 Drew Okay. And you have no previous HPV, obviously.

19:57 Caller No, I have nothing.

19:58 Drew Good.

19:59 Guest All right.

20:00 Adam What'd you do for him? Seriously.

20:02 Guest Did you buy him dinner or something? Like, let him drive your car for the day?

20:07 Caller It's been like he's been kind of chasing after me for a long time and I finally just kind of-

20:12 Guest Did you let him know what you wanted? Like, hey, you know, you get busy, you know?

20:15 Caller He's been offering to do this for so long and I just kept pulling him off.

20:19 Guest Was he good at it?

20:21 Caller Yeah, you know, I'm not that into him.

20:26 Adam But listen, who cares how much you like the guy once he's down there?

20:29 Drew What would you call this?

20:30 Guest I think that's a good thing, you know? I mean, I would take that any day of the week. Like, hey, this girl wants to go down me and like wants nothing in return. Like, what guy out there wouldn't go like, no, I feel like I owe you something?

20:41 Caller Well, I think it's good for women to not expect to have to give out anything in return, so.

20:47 Adam That's nice.

20:48 Guest Was that a Mercy? Was that a Mercy lick?

20:52 Adam Were you watching TV while he was doing it?

20:55 Caller You know, counting the cracks in my ceiling.

20:57 Adam Wow. So you just basically held still long enough for him to get down there.

21:02 Caller Yeah, you know.

21:04 Guest Did he rip your pants off or did he kind of slide them down?

21:08 Caller Wow. This is good radio. No, he's, you know.

21:12 Adam All right. Did you kiss him at least?

21:14 Guest You refused to answer on the ground. You may incriminate yourself.

21:18 Adam Did you give him a smooch?

21:19 Guest Yeah.

21:20 Adam All right.

21:21 Guest That was nice. Did you kiss him after or before?

21:22 Drew All right, guys. Here we go. Thanks, Ann.

21:25 Thank you.

21:25 Drew You're fine.

21:26 Adam All right. Wow. Eileen.

21:30 Hey, I have a question for Kid Rock.

21:32 Adam Here he is.

21:33 Okay.

21:34 I wanted to know if the song Black Chick White Guy, if like that was a personal experience.

21:38 Guest Yeah. Word for word, true.

21:39 Really?

21:40 Guest Yes.

21:41 Okay.

21:42 I was just wondering because it kind of like, it meant a lot to me because it was a really touching song, like the way like the guy like stood by here the whole time and stuff.

21:49 Yeah.

21:49 Guest It was a part of my life that, you know, I went through and then, that's how I kind of dealt with it. I put it all, people say like, oh, incredible song. How did you write that? I was like, well, it was pretty easy. I lived it. And I just put it all down.

21:59 Adam You were the white guy?

22:00 Guest No, I was actually the black chick.

22:02 Were you the black chick?

22:03 Adam Wow. You're a rangy.

22:06 Guest It's all funny. Yeah, I was a-

22:08 The one that's like in like, I guess, like in your CD cover that you're writing to that. So that's the kid?

22:12 Guest Yeah, that's my son I have custody of.

22:15 Oh, cool. Okay.

22:17 Guest He's not old enough to listen to this. That's why I can be so obnoxious.

22:20 Adam How old is he?

22:20 Guest He's five.

22:22 Adam And how old are you? All right. You're twenty-two.

22:27 Guest I thought it might have been like one of those sixteen things.

22:29 Drew He can support him.

22:30 Adam What's that?

22:31 Drew He can support him.

22:31 Adam And you support him, right?

22:32 Guest Yeah, absolutely. I have a nanny at home when I'm on the road.

22:34 Adam Right. Yeah.

22:36 Guest I'm very blessed.

22:37 Adam That's fine. All right, Eileen. Hi, thanks.

22:40 Guest Thanks, Eileen.

22:41 Drew Were your parents around and together when you were growing up?

22:44 Guest Yeah, but, God, they hated each other. But now they got an interesting relationship. Like, they're still together, but they live in separate houses.

22:53 Adam Really?

22:53 Guest Yeah.

22:54 Adam I'd like to arrange that.

22:55 Guest Yeah. I mean, I think it's kind of good, you know?

22:58 Adam It is.

22:59 Guest I wouldn't want to live with my dad either.

23:01 Adam Why do you got to live on top of each other, you know what I mean?

23:03 Guest Like you said, this is my dad. He says, Cheaper to Keeper. Like, yeah, I let her buy, you know, she can either go build her own house and live it, or she's going to be able to build a mansion like me and live in that, so.

23:12 Drew If you divorced her.

23:13 Guest Yeah.

23:13 Drew Yeah.

23:14 Adam How far away do they live from each other?

23:15 Guest About three, four miles.

23:17 Adam Yeah. That seems like enough. I mean, even, you know, what's wrong with your own bedroom, for instance?

23:26 Drew With what?

23:27 Adam I mean, what's wrong with you and your wife sleeping in, you know, separate bedrooms? Do you do that and have like a, like a sex bedroom in the middle or something like that?

23:35 Drew You are one sick F.

23:36 Adam Really?

23:37 Drew Yeah.

23:37 Adam Is that wrong?

23:38 Guest Yeah. You should have more like a sex jacuzzi, because that gets old, like sleeping together after a while. You're just like, can you scoot over a little bit? You're hogging all the covers, you know.

23:45 Adam You roll around, somebody gets up three hours earlier than the other person.

23:50 Guest Then you get comfortable with a girl, you know, you start.

23:52 Drew That's all, that's all actually realistic concerns. I have to deal with that crap all the time, but you get, you know, bathrooms away from the bed area, you make sure the floor is carpeted.

24:01 Adam I have to say, why don't you take it to the next step and just get your own bedroom?

24:06 Drew It's a totally different thing.

24:07 Adam And then it'd be like on the weekends, you could sleep in the same bed, it'd be like you were sneaking out of your folks' house.

24:11 Guest Might make the sex better.

24:12 Drew No, it's a bizarre concept.

24:14 Adam Drew has a van on blocks that he keeps in his driveway where he sexes down. It's a 77 Chevy van.

24:19 Guest Engine still starts up.

24:21 Adam He starts it, yeah, but the rim just spins because it's up on blocks.

24:24 Drew I do. My wife won't ever set foot in it. That's a problem.

24:27 Adam Derek?

24:28 Yeah.

24:29 Adam All right. So you're 25.

24:30 Caller Yeah, I'm 25.

24:31 Adam You're gay but you're not flamboyant. You got a boyfriend and you caught him in bed with another guy.

24:38 Caller Yeah. When I came back from a vacation because I was trying to surprise him.

24:41 Adam Right.

24:42 Guest And you got surprised.

24:45 Caller Yeah, a real surprise.

24:47 Drew Wow. You had no idea that he was inclined to do this sort of thing.

24:51 Caller No, I wasn't because I came in and I was on vacation. I came back early and I didn't let him know.

24:57 Guest Were they like actually doing it?

24:58 Caller Yeah, they were. In our bed.

25:00 Guest Like penetration?

25:02 Caller Penetration.

25:03 Adam Everyone always gets insulted when they always do this. They go, they were cheating in our bed. It's like, what do you want to do? Roll out of beach town, the entry hall? Of course, you're banging on your bed. What's that?

25:14 Caller It would have been better on the floor. At least it wouldn't have been in our bed.

25:16 Guest You change the sheets.

25:17 Adam You would have been pissed if they were doing it on the floor, too.

25:20 Guest Because then it would have been real freaky.

25:21 Adam So you guys were living together.

25:23 Caller Yeah.

25:23 Adam So what did you do?

25:25 Caller Well, okay, I came back from vacation. And I didn't tell him that I came back because I was going to surprise him. And I came back in and our garage is like really far away from our bedroom because our bedroom is like in the back of the house.

25:37 Adam Right.

25:38 Caller And, you know, I came in the garage and stuff, came in, was going to surprise him.

25:41 Adam Knew me out of park there. He knew something was up.

25:45 Caller No, the car wasn't parked. The guy he was sleeping with was.

25:48 Adam But does one of the three of you have a me out of?

25:50 Caller Do what?

25:51 Adam Is there me out of between the three of you?

25:53 Caller No, a vet.

25:54 Adam Really?

25:54 Guest Wow.

25:55 Caller But anyway.

25:56 Adam That is butch.

25:58 Caller Anyways, I came in through the garage and I went back to the back bedroom and, you know, to our bedroom and stuff.

26:03 Guest And there they are bumping and grinding.

26:05 Caller Yeah.

26:06 Adam Yeah.

26:06 Caller You hit it just right on the head.

26:07 Adam All right.

26:08 Guest So did he.

26:09 Adam Derek, I'm going to go back to the question I asked earlier in the evening. What did you do?

26:15 Caller Well, I walked in there and I, like, you know, I came in and...

26:19 Adam You came home from vacation early, right?

26:21 Guest What?

26:21 Adam Yeah. What did you do?

26:23 Caller Well, I came in and I walked to the back bedroom. The door was cracked a little bit and I heard some noise and I just like kind of stood there. It was like...

26:30 Guest And it wasn't raccoons in the trash, was it?

26:32 Adam And Derek, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to fast forward to the part where you walked in and they were having sex. What did you do?

26:39 Caller Well, I looked at him and I was like, Brute. Anyways, I looked at him and I was like, well, what's going on? And they were all looked over at me and everything stopped and stuff. And then we got into a big argument and the person I was sleeping with, which was one of my friends. Wow.

26:58 Guest Love triangle.

27:00 Caller Yeah. At the time. Yeah. He was getting out of the bed and putting on his clothes and trying to rush past me. And I stood there right in the doorway and I wouldn't let him pass.

27:13 Adam Right.

27:14 Caller And I looked at him and I was like, what's going on?

27:18 Guest So you saw what was going on.

27:19 Adam What happened? How did it end?

27:23 Caller How did it end?

27:25 Guest Three-some?

27:26 Caller One of them wound up with a black eye.

27:27 Adam Really?

27:28 Guest Did you sock him? Did you hit him hard?

27:31 Caller Yeah.

27:31 Guest Did you send him to the hospital?

27:32 Caller One of my friends, the friend that he was, one of my old friends. Right. You know, it was supposed to be my friend and stuff, went to bed with my husband.

27:41 Guest Oh, you guys are married.

27:42 Caller Yeah. I mean, we had our commitment ceremony. We had a commitment ceremony.

27:50 Adam Right.

27:50 Caller And then, you know, and to catch them in bed, you know.

27:53 Adam Okay. So now, how long ago was this happened?

27:57 Caller About two months ago.

27:58 Adam All right. Where are you now? Are you still living together?

28:01 Caller We're still getting through the difficult times.

28:04 Adam Right. You're making them pay.

28:05 Caller What had happened and talking through it and stuff and trying to rekindle the fire in our relationship because that to me just really ruined it.

28:16 Adam Yeah. But you never moved out or anything like that.

28:20 Caller Yeah. I moved out for four weeks.

28:21 Adam Oh, OK. And now you're back.

28:24 Caller I'm back because he totally committed himself.

28:27 Adam OK.

28:28 Drew He's never done anything like this to you before?

28:30 Caller No. It happened. This is the first time it ever happened.

28:33 Guest It's the first time you ever caught him.

28:35 Adam Right.

28:36 Caller Well, the first time I know it.

28:37 Adam All right. So you trust him now?

28:39 Caller No, not really.

28:40 Caller Kick his ass.

28:42 Caller I've already done that one time.

28:43 Adam Well, so what are you going to do? Are you guys going to get into some counseling?

28:48 Caller No, no, no counseling. We've been, we've totally committed, you know, like to the, to the communication part of it. You know, the things that I need to do to please him, the stuff that he needs to do to make sure that I'm happy.

28:59 Okay.

29:01 Guest So you're taking advantage of his life.

29:02 Adam We worry, but you know, if you're committed. Here's my take on the gay lifestyle. I see a lot of cheating going on because when you have a heterosexual relationship, there's a guy. So there's about 50% cheating going on. But when you got two guys hooked up, it goes magically to 110%. You got two guys. Tell me one of them ain't going to cheat. Two. You know what I'm saying?

29:27 Drew And the people they have to cheat with are guys.

29:29 Adam And they're abundant. Right?

29:31 Guest Well, see, heterosexuals have no bathhouses or anything. If we do, let me know where they're at.

29:37 Adam Yeah. I may just be ignorant here, but to me, it's not as big an offense when it's a gay relationship.

29:44 Drew Just think about what the world would be like if women actually were like men.

29:47 Adam Right.

29:48 Drew Please.

29:49 Caller Be sweet.

29:51 Drew They would be a lot different.

29:52 Adam All right.

29:53 Drew But they're the same, Adam.

29:54 Adam Right.

29:55 Drew Society makes them different.

29:56 Adam We'll be back.

29:57 Guest You have five seconds.

29:59 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

30:03 Drew Back in a minute.

30:04 Caller One.

30:28 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Jake Busey is our guest tonight. Shasta McNasty is the name of his new TV show. Tuesday night, it's 8 o'clock on UPNN.

30:41 Drew Those are somatization disorders. There's a lot of different ones.

30:44 Caller Oh, yeah.

30:44 Adam What are you talking about?

30:45 Drew Well, people that go to doctors all the time, all the time, all the time.

30:48 Adam Oh, yeah.

30:48 Caller I know some people that go to doctors just all the time. You have no idea. Every time you talk to them, they're going to a different doctor's appointment, and you wonder what the heck is so wrong with you that you got to go to a doctor's appointment.

30:58 Drew Yeah, we're all screwed up in this country about that. The people that need to go don't go. People don't need to go go all the time and burden the system. It's just nuts.

31:04 Adam Yeah, same with the 911 calls, I believe. Some people have, you know, show me a guy who has one call, show you a guy who has 100 calls, and then there's people that don't have any, and years go by, except for the lines busy the one time you need it. All right, we're ready to roll here, Drew?

31:22 Drew Yeah.

31:24 Adam Angel?

31:25 Hi.

31:26 Adam You're 16, what's up?

31:27 Caller Okay, I've been going out to the sky for a while, and...

31:32 Caller What's a while?

31:33 Caller Like two, like a month, and like, it's like a month or two, it's been really weird, because we've been on and off.

31:38 Caller Okay.

31:39 Caller All right? So, okay, I've been trying to do everything I can to please him, like if he wants to do some things, actually I'll do it, and without telling him I swallowed, and then he asked me and I told him I did, and he kind of like freaked him out.

31:55 Caller Freaked him out?

31:56 Caller Yeah.

31:56 Caller What's this guy, what's his number, what's his problem?

31:59 Adam What was he worried about?

32:00 Caller What's he worried about?

32:02 Caller I don't know, he was just like, what? And he like kind of got like weird about it, and like I try and do anything to please him, sexually, whatever, like I'm really good about it.

32:11 Adam All right, hold on a second. Hey, Angel?

32:14 Caller Adam's getting excited here, hold on.

32:16 Adam Where'd you get the name Angel, by the way? But folks couldn't have known what was in the future, but you're doing a lot of pleasing here. Yeah. Are you all right? Anybody ever do anything to you?

32:28 Caller No.

32:29 Adam No, just a pleaser.

32:31 Caller Yeah.

32:31 Caller What makes you feel compelled to please like this?

32:34 Drew Not an alcoholic dad.

32:35 Caller I just want to make him happy.

32:38 Adam Did your dad do any boozing?

32:40 Caller No.

32:41 Drew Drugs?

32:42 Caller Nope.

32:43 Adam Where's your dad?

32:44 Caller He passed away when I was a baby. I never really knew him.

32:47 Adam What happened? Potted on a motorcycle and a drunk?

32:50 Caller No. He was riding a motorcycle though and he got in a car accident.

32:54 Caller What is it with you guys and your psychosis, man?

32:56 Drew This is like the psychic show sometimes.

32:59 Adam Yeah. Was he a biker or he just rode a motorcycle?

33:02 Caller No. He just had one.

33:05 Adam So, it's good. Okay.

33:06 Drew Have there been step dads?

33:09 Caller No, but my mother does have a steady boyfriend.

33:12 Drew And what's he like?

33:13 Caller He's all right.

33:14 Drew How long has he been around?

33:15 Caller He's been around for about a couple of years.

33:18 Adam Nobody before that, huh?

33:20 Caller Nope.

33:20 Drew You didn't see her with anybody before that?

33:22 Caller No. She told me that my father and her new boyfriend are the only two guys she's ever slept with.

33:27 Drew Yeah, but who is she dating?

33:27 Adam That's interesting. But you mean your mom was single for like 13 years or something or 12 years?

33:34 Caller Yeah. She just didn't date anybody.

33:36 Adam All right.

33:37 Drew And has this guy drank it all on the new guy?

33:38 Caller No.

33:39 Adam Okay.

33:40 Caller I got a question for you.

33:41 Adam Well, what about dad passing away? And sorry. I mean, does that?

33:45 Caller When I was really younger, you know, when I was like six, seven or eight, you know, around those years, it kind of bothered me a lot.

33:52 Adam Sure. Yeah.

33:53 Caller Of course. Yeah.

33:54 Caller But me and, you know.

33:56 Caller Yeah. Now, do you, we talked to a girl earlier tonight who had, you know, she had a little bit of a low self-esteem, wasn't always that up on herself. How are you? That way, do you sometimes feel, you know, low self-esteem?

34:10 Caller I had an eating disorder.

34:11 Caller You did?

34:12 Caller For a really long time. And then I got sent to the hospital for it. So then I got help and I'm like, I've been better about it, but I don't really have like recently low self-esteem.

34:22 Adam Okay.

34:23 Caller You're pretty good. You got a good circle of friends. You guys, you know, you have.

34:26 Caller Yeah.

34:27 Adam Okay. So you're just a pleaser. There's no, no baggage attached to that at all.

34:31 Okay. All right.

34:32 Adam I'm glad we cleared that up.

34:33 Drew Except for the dad, darling, on the media source.

34:35 Adam Other than those two.

34:36 Caller But now we've got to talk not about her problems as pleasing. We have to talk about this, this person who is letting this pleasing happen and, and sort of taking it for granted and acting strange.

34:49 Adam Yeah. I don't know why that freaked him out. The only thing I could, the only thing I can think of is he may have thought that you do that or have done it or do it, you know, with some regularity, and maybe he's worried about that. You know what I mean? I mean, here's, there's two, there's two thoughts when a guy gets to do whatever he wants to a woman. Listen up here, women, this is why you must lie. You act like everything's the first time. Because you know, woman says, hey, how about, how about a little cornhole? And you think, oh great, this is going to be great. And then your next, your very next thought is, wait a minute, that was too easy. I wonder how many times she's done that before this. And when you have a 16 year old who's doing everything for you and swallowing and doing everything, your second thought may be, wait a minute.

35:43 Caller How many other?

35:45 Adam Right.

35:45 Caller But you know, there's also the thing that she needs to be very careful about.

35:50 Caller I was a virgin when I met him.

35:52 Adam All right.

35:52 Caller Well, but you know, he, the thing is, he doesn't know that as well as you do. And he can still have these kind of crazy thoughts that Adam's talking about. But you also have to be careful. If you continue down the pleasing road, it's a cycle. You will continue to try to please. It's like you're going to be continuing to try to fill an empty cup with a hole in the bottom.

36:11 Caller Because he knows I have fun doing it though. You know, I don't mind.

36:14 Caller Well, it's, you know, being someone shouldn't be about not minding. It should be about a two person exchange. And the more you try and please, the more it's going to be empty.

36:25 Adam What the hell are you doing everything with him?

36:30 Caller What do you mean by everything?

36:32 Adam Well, I mean, you're having sex and oral sex, all that stuff. And why don't you just ask him? Why don't you say straight out, what's up? Why are you freaked out? I mean, because I don't know other than you may just have. How old is he?

36:47 Caller He is 19.

36:49 Caller Oh, that's a younger woman.

36:52 Adam It's a little old there, Angel.

36:54 Caller Yeah, he's going to be turning 20 in two months.

36:56 Adam Yeah.

36:56 Caller And how long have you been the big one six?

37:01 Caller For about four months.

37:03 Caller Okay, so you guys got a good four years going here.

37:05 Adam Yeah, Angel, I don't totally trust this guy. And because of your past, I'm worried about your decision-making when it comes to the boys. You know what I mean?

37:16 Caller Yeah.

37:16 Adam I don't trust a 20-year-old with a six-year-old other than not only is a criminal, but you got someone who's 10th or 11th grade going with someone who's way out of high school.

37:26 Caller Well, that kind of makes you think maybe he's a little on the immature side and or using and or, you know, taking advantage of.

37:34 Adam Yes, don't trust him and I don't trust Angel because of what she's had to endure in her life. So I don't know. I don't know what the answer is, but don't worry about pleasing this guy so much.

37:44 Drew There you go.

37:45 Adam Munchausen by Proxy, something that we didn't bring up earlier when we were talking about.

37:50 Drew When did you and I talked about that?

37:52 Adam You know, when you read as much as I do, Drew, you.

37:56 Drew Where did you read about Munchausen by Proxy?

37:58 Adam I don't know.

38:00 Drew I got to see plenty of those though.

38:02 Adam You do?

38:02 Drew Oh, yes.

38:03 Adam All right. All right. Jasmine? Yeah. You're 17?

38:07 Caller I love the names that we're getting here.

38:09 Adam I know they're all stripper names.

38:10 Caller They really are. Where's Bambi? Is she on here?

38:12 Adam Your boyfriend of one week is already being controlling and jealous.

38:17 Caller Yeah.

38:17 Adam One week.

38:18 Caller We've been talking for like two months, though.

38:20 Adam Okay. But one week and he's being controlling and jealous.

38:23 Caller Well, officially.

38:23 Like, everybody knows.

38:25 Drew How do you think it's going to be in six months?

38:27 Adam Probably worse.

38:27 But it's just like, it's too early to break up with him. You can't break up with him.

38:31 Adam Probably. But listen, is your dad controlling and jealous?

38:35 No.

38:35 Adam Okay. Everyone's good to you? Yeah. Okay. Then break up. Let me make this quick point. Some guys at the beginning of a relationship are a little bit protective, who you're with last, what are you doing, blah, blah, blah. If you're with them for a little while, they mellow out, but it's a matter of degree. You know how it is. I mean, it's like you don't want to meet any of their old boyfriends or anything like that. Then when you're with them down the road, it's like you guys are all going camping.

39:02 Caller There's a certain security there. You've been there for a few years. You can get a little bit easier.

39:08 Adam But if you're getting a bad vibe off a guy one week into it, especially with the controlling and the jealous part, break up. All right, we'll take a break.

39:14 Caller Hit the high road.

39:41 Adam Hey, it is Loveline, B-Real and Bobo both here from Cypress Hill. Jessica.

39:48 Yeah.

39:48 Adam You're 12? Wow. What's going on?

39:51 Caller Well, I was going to go rollerblading with my boyfriend, and then when I opened the door to go outside, I saw him making out with my sister.

40:00 Caller Oh boy.

40:01 Adam That's tough when you're 12, and he was outside of the house making out with your sister?

40:07 Caller Yeah, they were on the porch.

40:08 How old's your sister?

40:09 Caller Fifteen.

40:10 Adam How old is he? Jeez, that little son of a bitch. Thirteen, making out. That's a big two years, 13 and 15.

40:18 He's already going for older women.

40:19 Caller Double trouble.

40:20 Adam I mean, that's what, seventh grade and ninth or tenth grade?

40:25 Caller Eighth grade, and she's in sophomore.

40:28 Did you tell your sister?

40:29 Adam That's a big jump.

40:30 Did you tell your sister you seen them?

40:33 Caller Huh? Well, because they knew I was there, but then they both have been avoiding me, and I've been avoiding them, and I just don't know how to confront them.

40:42 Drew Well, what do you think about getting rid of the boyfriend, first of all?

40:45 Caller Yeah, well, that's a definite.

40:46 Drew Good for you. I think the next order of business is how to sort of form some sort of communication with your sister. Is there anything you guys enjoy together, anything you do together?

40:56 Adam Well, same boyfriend, enjoy that.

40:58 Drew Enjoy that together.

40:59 Adam Sure.

41:00 Caller I think, like, she's, she's, like, always been, like, like that, like, always, like, you know, hitting on the guys that I go out with and stuff because basically she's just a little hootie.

41:12 Adam How, how many, you're 12 years old, Jessica. How far back does your dating history go? I mean, all the guys you went out with in the early 80s and late 70s she hit on, you remember? You guys would go out and do the roller boogie. How much dating are you doing at 12 years old?

41:30 Caller I mean, you know, it's different. I mean, like, I know it's, I mean, I'm young and everything, but it's like, because, like, you get to that age where you just experiment and everything.

41:41 Drew What age is that? Just so I know when to put my kids in a room and lock the door.

41:45 Adam Like 11 and a half or something?

41:47 Caller Like about 11, since like 6th grade is when I started like going out with guys.

41:53 Caller What grade?

41:54 Caller Six.

41:54 Drew I imagine you couldn't talk to your mom about this. I imagine you couldn't talk to your mom about this.

41:59 Caller My mom don't care.

42:00 Drew Yeah, that's what I mean.

42:01 Caller I mean, she knows that I've been going out with guys.

42:03 Drew No, but I mean about your sister's behavior.

42:05 Caller No, I don't think my mom has any idea.

42:08 Adam But what are you doing with these guys that you go out with?

42:12 Caller Hanging out, you know.

42:14 Drew What does that mean?

42:14 Adam What base are you getting to?

42:18 Caller Nothing more than making out.

42:21 Well, you should definitely keep it that way for a while. If you feel the need to do anything, just at least keep it to that.

42:28 Adam Keep it slow. Yeah, don't try to keep up with your sister.

42:31 Caller You gotta keep it slow. I don't want to be like my sister. I'm nothing like my sister.

42:34 You guys obviously don't get along right now.

42:37 Caller No, I never got along with her. She's not like really my sister. She's my step-sister.

42:43 Adam But you guys live in the same house, right?

42:45 Caller Well, she just comes to visit like every on the weekends because she lives with her mom.

42:52 Sounds like she's trying to just show her up or something. Do you get hit on a lot more than she does when you're together?

42:59 Caller No.

43:00 Adam All right.

43:00 Caller Because like she has like the body and everything, but.

43:03 Adam Yeah.

43:04 All right.

43:04 Adam You'll have one of those.

43:05 Some of these sickos like younger women.

43:08 Adam Look on the bright side. There may be a pedophile out there once they have sex with you.

43:12 Drew But they're positive to this. The average Loveline caller would have immediately begun stalking their boyfriend. This one got rid of the A-hole, which is a very healthy sign.

43:21 Adam Yeah. And it's the thing that always disturbs me about this show, but it's so predictable. You hear about a situation, it starts sounding a little chaotic and then it starts unfolding, and then it's, well, she's my step-sister, and then she comes by every other weekend, and then my mom doesn't care, and then you start picturing sort of, basically, chaos in the family dwelling there. So, Jessica, if you only see her every couple of weeks, why don't you just sort of ignore, not hang out with her too much, don't move too fast, slow down.

43:57 And keep the guys you like away from her, so that you can avoid that.

44:00 Caller She's an evil step-sister.

44:01 It's probably not going to stop. She'll probably find somebody you like again and do it again.

44:06 Drew Carl 14.

44:06 Adam Carl?

44:08 Caller Hello?

44:08 Adam What's going on there, Carl?

44:10 Caller Not much, man. Oh, yeah, I wanted to ask, if that's still, man, when are you guys going to come out with a new album?

44:19 We're planning to come out with it in January.

44:23 Caller January?

44:23 Yeah.

44:24 Caller Oh, that kicks ass, man.

44:25 Drew Do they still call CDs albums?

44:27 Caller Huh?

44:27 Adam Yeah, I guess so.

44:28 Sort of. It's just like a traditional thing, I guess, but there's no such thing.

44:32 Caller Oh, and I want to say, on your CD, Temples of Boom, Illusions, man, that's one of my favorite songs.

44:41 Oh, thanks, man.

44:42 Caller Yeah, man, that song is like way trippy when you're high, you know?

44:47 Drew 14, Carl.

44:48 Adam I see what you're doing to these kids.

44:50 Well, oddly enough, that's not even a song about getting high or anything. It's about us.

44:56 Caller It's just like the beginning of it.

44:58 Yeah, yeah.

44:59 Caller All the effects and all of that stuff.

45:01 Yeah, the effects, I guess.

45:02 Adam Hey, Carl.

45:03 Caller Yeah.

45:04 Adam Go easy on the weed till you get out of high school.

45:07 Caller Really?

45:07 Drew Yeah. Yeah. Carl, there's really...

45:09 Caller I ain't that hard into it. I ain't like... I haven't got high in like... I don't know.

45:16 About an hour?

45:18 Drew Star Trek?

45:19 Caller Huh?

45:20 Adam Yeah, what's going on in the background there?

45:22 Weird stuff going on.

45:23 Caller Oh, dude, that's my phone. Man, it's so... It's weird, dude.

45:26 Adam Yeah.

45:27 Caller All right.

45:27 Adam It's one of those pod phones. All right, Carl.

45:30 Caller It's actually a Harley phone, man. All right.

45:32 Adam All right. All right. Listen to that Cypress Hill.

45:35 Caller All right.

45:35 Adam But don't smoke too much weed.

45:37 Caller Okay. You guys kick ass too, man.

45:39 Adam Thank you. We're coming out with our next album. When, Drew?

45:42 Drew 2003.

45:43 Adam 2003. That's what will be in record stores.

45:45 Caller We're working hard on it right now.

45:46 Adam Yeah. Leslie.

45:48 Drew Yeah?

45:48 Adam It's Adam and Drew sing songs for young lovers. Isn't it? Is that the working title?

45:54 Drew We're working on the sing songs part of it, but yeah.

45:58 Adam Sing for young lovers? We're going to work it out. Anyway, what's going on, Leslie?

46:03 Okay. My boyfriend wants to have anal sex, and I wanted to know if it's safe.

46:10 Drew So far as what? I mean, it's a great way to get an infectious disease.

46:14 You could get diseases from doing it.

46:16 Drew Yeah. It's probably the most efficient way to transmit a viral STD, like hepatitis C or hepatitis B or HIV. It's not exactly the healthiest thing to that region. You can cause fissures and rips and tears and fistulas and all kinds of good stuff.

46:32 We've both been tested. We went and we got tested together and stuff.

46:36 Adam Yeah, that's all right. Listen, a lot of people do it. It's not some kind of a bizarre activity that three people in the United States engage in every year. A lot of people plug in away back there.

46:47 Drew We'll start to see more anal pathology as we go along here.

46:49 Adam I'm not going to see any more anal pathology. I've had my fill of anal pathology.

46:53 Drew People that get anal cancer.

46:55 Adam You're going to see more anal pathology.

46:56 Drew There was a big study of anal cancer that showed that all the sufferers had anal genital warts.

47:02 Adam Really? Yeah.

47:04 Drew So that is what predisposes anal cancer, it appears.

47:06 Caller That doesn't sound like she's going to give it up.

47:09 It's not going to hurt nothing because we just had a baby three months ago, too.

47:13 Drew So what?

47:15 A baby?

47:15 Drew Yeah.

47:16 It's not going to tear nothing from the stitches from having her.

47:20 Drew No, it shouldn't.

47:20 Adam Is everything all healed up and everything?

47:22 Yeah.

47:23 Drew No more so than it's likely to do already, which I just went through for you. There's a bunch of stuff.

47:28 Adam How's your husband hung?

47:32 He's about average, I guess.

47:33 Adam About average? All right. You're right. And do you have a big ass?

47:38 Not really.

47:39 Adam Okay. All right. But it's important to relax.

47:42 Okay.

47:43 Adam It's like going to the chiropractor.

47:44 Drew Go easy.

47:45 Adam You know, they tell you, just relax. Right? If you fight them, you might get hurt.

47:48 Drew Remember we had that girl out here that wrote a book about that?

47:50 Adam Yeah.

47:51 Drew Wasn't that show that one time?

47:52 So I have some lubrication. Should we use that?

47:55 Adam Yeah, use some of that.

47:56 Drew Wear a condom.

47:58 Oh, and wear a condom?

48:00 Adam Yeah.

48:00 Definitely.

48:01 Adam Start off with that condom. What kind of lubrication do you have?

48:04 Some lubrication I got from my AIDS awareness class.

48:08 Adam Fantastic.

48:08 Drew You had an AIDS awareness class?

48:10 I went to an AIDS awareness class.

48:12 Adam Oh, and by the way, when we're done with the guest lecture, you want to pick up some ass lube at the front door as well as some pamphlets on HIV. Thank you all for coming. That's nice. AIDS awareness.

48:28 Drew Oh, my God.

48:29 Adam Wow. I like those. It's always funny when they put awareness behind anything. All right. Let me start the AIDS awareness. First off, there's something that's called AIDS. I hope you're all aware of that. Now, let's talk about butt love and lubrication.

48:48 The AIDs will be in the corner of the room.

48:51 Adam That's right.

48:52 Drew Oh, film strips.

48:53 Adam Help yourself to the Benoit Basket. That is the basket of beads over there that you stuff up your lover's anus to aid the lovemaking encounter. Thank you. All right. Did we really, but Drew, seriously, do we need an AIDS awareness class in 1999? You know what I mean?

49:16 Drew It shouldn't be titled that as the deal.

49:18 Adam Yeah. Don't get it on with anyone who's a needle user and watch yourself there.

49:24 Drew It's amazing how pathetic people are about it still.

49:26 Adam Katie.

49:28 Caller Hello.

49:28 Adam You're 15.

49:29 Caller Hi. How's it going, guys?

49:30 Adam Good.

49:31 Caller Okay. I have a quick question. I just recently found out that my friends have been snorting Vicodin, and I wanted to know what can happen to them and how I can tell them to stop.

49:47 Drew Well, it's an opiate, like heroin, and it's one of the most commonly addictive pharmaceutical drugs that's out there.

49:56 Caller Okay.

49:57 Drew And it causes one of the most severe forms of addiction. Opiate addiction is a very difficult disease to treat.

50:03 Adam What's snorting it do for you, though?

50:04 Drew Nothing.

50:05 Adam As opposed to taking it?

50:06 Drew Nothing.

50:07 Adam What do they do? Just crush it up?

50:08 Just the whole excitement of it, right?

50:10 Drew It's just the ritual?

50:12 Caller It looks like cocaine and they just top it up really like in like just powdery and they snip it, sniff it through a straw.

50:20 So it doesn't get you high at all like any kind of buzz?

50:23 I've never done it myself and I don't plan to.

50:24 Drew It's heroin. It's heroin.

50:26 Adam Really?

50:27 Drew Yeah, it's like stony heroin.

50:28 Adam Wow.

50:29 Drew Wow.

50:29 Adam Yeah, get some of that Vicodin. I've never had a Vicodin. Drew, would you ruin my back so I could get some of those Vicodins?

50:35 Drew They are potent opiates and they cause profound addiction.

50:39 Adam What do they do? Do they put you to sleep, basically?

50:42 Drew Some people, addicts get sort of jacked up by them.

50:44 Adam Really?

50:45 Drew Yeah.

50:45 Adam Hmm.

50:46 The way people usually get addicted is when maybe they get in an accident or are prescribed that, right?

50:51 Drew Yeah, usually people, alcoholics, are prescribed it after some sort of medical problem.

50:55 And they mix it.

50:56 Drew No, no, it's just that alcoholics have a predisposition to addiction, whatever the chemical is, and just opiates happen to trigger that predisposition very strongly. And they'll start escalating. I get momentum with it and the way it goes.

51:09 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be back after this.

51:44 This is Loveline.

51:44 Adam We're gonna take a quick ten second time out. We'll be back with more of the show in just ten seconds.

51:51 This is Loveline on Radio Station.

52:06 Adam All right, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Dave Navarro is here tonight. He's got himself a website, www.6767.com. You can see some pictures from a new book that he's working on called Trust No One. And it's a very interesting premise in which everyone who came into Dave's house for one calendar year had to sit in a photo booth like these to have and take a picture. And it's all chronicled. I just saw Kurt Loder, which was a thrill for me because working for MTV, we've not seen this lad before. Have we, Drew?

52:43 Drew No, never. Who?

52:44 Adam Kurt Loder.

52:45 Drew Oh, okay. I'll keep an eye out for him.

52:46 Adam He was on MTV actually one year before MTV started. I'm not exactly sure how he worked that out, but somehow he did it for a year before it became a network. And I think we're going to be on one year after they shut down.

53:00 Drew Did you hear they did an MTV retrospective about the history of the show, and they had every crappy show they've ever had. They talked about the histories of the show. One show, the entire history of MTV was not represented.

53:12 Adam Is that interesting? I'm going with Sand Blast. No, our show.

53:16 Drew Everything else was represented.

53:17 Adam They did an MTV retrospective.

53:19 Drew Yeah, somebody said they saw a two-hour special on the history of MTV and all the different things, where it came from, what it went through.

53:24 Adam Oh, really?

53:24 Drew And all the programming they had. Interesting.

53:26 Adam No love life, huh?

53:27 Drew No, not mentioned.

53:28 Adam Fascinating. We're usually on the vanguard of advertising and promotion. I mean, those of you...

53:38 Caller Perhaps you guys are current, so they can't be looking back on something that's current.

53:44 Adam Dave makes a good point.

53:45 Caller There you go. Does that fix it?

53:47 Adam Not for me. Never stop the belief. Laura?

53:51 Yes, I'm here.

53:51 Adam So you're 30, your boyfriend tied you up during sex.

53:54 Caller Right.

53:55 Adam Is that something you do often?

53:57 Caller No, it was the first time for us. I've been wanting to do it. I've got a great four-post bed and wanted to make good use of it. And so we finally did.

54:05 Caller Now you have a four-finger hand lift.

54:07 Adam And what did we just use? The regular rope and...

54:11 Caller We used like tethers that are used for mountain climbing.

54:16 Caller Oh, that's your problem.

54:19 Caller Those kind of...

54:20 Adam Nylon type?

54:21 Caller Yeah, nylon. They're about an inch wide and narrow.

54:26 Adam All right. And...

54:27 Caller Yeah, so...

54:28 Adam He didn't ramp it around your thumb, though. He just wrapped it around your hand, right?

54:31 Caller Around my wrists and around my ankles. And there was one particularly intense part of it where I was sort of pulling in on all my limbs. And then right after that my left thumb was just shooting with pins and needles. So we loosened it up, but it's been that way now for nine days, and I'm just wondering if I've completely destroyed the nerve or...

54:56 Drew You've injured it. The median nerve runs right by where you had your operation, in fact. Right. It runs right through here. It's right at the surface, right where the wrists and the palms sort of meet. Carpal tunnel. That's what carpal tunnel is.

55:07 Caller It's on the... I can feel when I touch it on the side of the...

55:10 Drew On this side. Yeah, right. But this side will be numb. On the pad side.

55:14 Adam Good radio, by the way, Drew, where you just point your actual thumb in the studio.

55:18 Drew The pad side of the thumb is numb, right?

55:20 Caller I'm sorry?

55:21 Drew The fingernail side, you can feel more than the pad part.

55:24 Caller No, actually, it's the top that's more numb.

55:26 Drew Oh, so you ripped that part. Okay.

55:28 Caller The top is numb. The bottom is a little sore.

55:31 Drew All right. So there's a nerve that does come around like this that you might have torn.

55:35 Adam More importantly, what does it smell like?

55:37 Drew Yeah. So it will come back. It will come back. Probably, yeah.

55:40 Caller In the future, they do sell fur lined restraints that you may want to look into.

55:46 Adam Right.

55:46 Caller I know I've seen those and we talked about doing those in future episodes.

55:49 Adam I haven't said of those.

55:51 Caller It's better than the do-it-yourself stuff.

55:52 Caller Right. So there's nothing I need to do, no treatment or anything it'll do.

55:55 Drew Well, they may want to, if it gets bad or gets painful or throbbing, they may want to immobilize your wrist or thumb and you certainly see somebody at that point but it's not a lot that can be done with this kind of thing.

56:03 Adam There's only drawback to the fur lined ones. I was using it in my love making when some PETA protestors actually broke into the bedroom and threw paint on the hooker who I had strapped down. It was hard to explain. It really broke the mood. I just, I'm just saying if you do buy these things, take an alternate route home. There are people who will follow you. Drew, I'm sure that's happened to almost everybody but you never get used to it, right Dave?

56:30 Caller It's dangerous.

56:32 Adam Sonya?

56:33 Hello.

56:33 Adam What's up?

56:34 Okay, I think there's something wrong with me.

56:36 Drew What is?

56:37 Yeah. I really enjoy having sex with older men or role playing. I really enjoy role playing.

56:47 Drew What do you mean role playing? What does that mean?

56:48 Caller Like D&D and stuff?

56:49 No, well light but not like heavy. The thing I've been really doing lately like the last two years has been role playing like a daddy daughter scenario. And it really turns me on but...

57:03 Drew What went wrong with your real one?

57:05 No, nothing.

57:06 I was never molested.

57:07 I was never raped.

57:08 I was never touched by...

57:09 Drew Alright, well what else went wrong with it?

57:11 What do you mean?

57:12 Drew What went wrong with that relationship?

57:14 With my father? I don't understand the question.

57:19 Adam Hey, Sonia?

57:21 Yeah.

57:21 Adam You're 26, right?

57:22 Caller Yeah.

57:23 Adam Okay, so you have this sort of fetish with the daddy thing in the bedroom.

57:28 Caller Yeah.

57:28 Adam What's up with your real daddy in your relationship with him?

57:33 Caller Well, we don't really have a relationship.

57:35 Adam Okay. How confusing was Drew's question?

57:38 Caller I didn't understand the question. I'm sorry.

57:40 Drew What's up with your relationship with your dad? How's that going?

57:43 Caller I don't talk to him.

57:44 Drew What's the problem with it was what my question was.

57:46 Caller Well, my parents were divorced when I was young and he really was in my life.

57:50 Adam Okay, so you've never really known him?

57:54 Caller When I was a child, I guess...

57:56 Drew You were about seven when they broke up, eight?

57:58 Caller I was four.

57:59 Drew Four.

58:00 Adam Yeah.

58:01 Caller And we had a kind of a, you know, see you on the weekend thing and then we moved away and it was like see you during the summer vacation thing and then when I was 11 or 12, I didn't want to go and he didn't force me to go and then the phone calls dwindled and I haven't talked to him in two years.

58:17 Caller Were the times when you did see him good times? I mean, did you have a good time with him?

58:21 Caller Not really.

58:22 Adam OK, because he wasn't a great guy.

58:24 Caller No, I wouldn't pick him to be my father.

58:26 Adam OK, so now every guy sort of becomes daddy.

58:30 Caller No, no, no.

58:32 Drew Fascinating, wait, fascinating statement. I wouldn't pick him to be my father, but I'm out looking right now. I'm going to pick one.

58:37 Caller No, that's not my problem.

58:39 Adam That's not your problem.

58:40 Caller You said you'd let me finish.

58:41 Adam All right.

58:42 Caller Can I finish?

58:43 Adam Go right ahead.

58:45 Caller OK, I really enjoy role playing that, but in reality, like when I hear about children being molested or abused, it makes me sick to my stomach.

58:55 Drew No, no. Adam Laker, I understand. Help.

58:58 Adam Sonia, please.

58:59 Drew Hold on. Hold on.

59:00 Adam Are you a product of the junior college system? Did you go to junior college?

59:05 Caller No, I didn't.

59:06 Adam Really?

59:06 Drew No college.

59:07 Adam No college.

59:08 Caller I went to college.

59:09 Adam Where? Four year?

59:10 Caller A four year college, yes.

59:12 Adam What are you, like full-blooded Mohican or something? How did you get into that college? What are you, a six foot eight? You must have been on some kind of volleyball scholarship or something. Sonia, you're 26 years old. You're missing very basic principles of psychology here. Your dad abandoned you. You didn't much care for him.

59:38 Drew It's Adam. He's going to get it to you. If he says anything wrong, I'll interrupt.

59:42 Adam You started the question by saying you have a daddy-daughter kind of fetish. And we're exploring that now. Now we know what the origins of this are.

59:53 Caller It doesn't have to be daddy.

59:54 It can be just older man.

59:55 Drew All right, listen.

59:56 Adam Older man represents daddy.

59:57 Drew What you do is go into your world and you try to solve the leftover carnage of those early relationships. You try to reenact them. And people...

1:00:08 Caller But I never had sex with my dad.

1:00:10 Drew Of course not. Puberty that becomes a sexual issue, all the pain, all the fantasies attached to those unsolved issues become sexualized. And then that becomes what you act out repeatedly finding guys who actually end up treating you just like your father, I'm sure.

1:00:26 Adam Now how old are these guys?

1:00:28 Caller Well, they range. My boyfriend now is 30.

1:00:31 Adam Well, that's not that old.

1:00:32 Caller No, not at all. All right. But I do like to have sex with older men besides my boyfriend.

1:00:39 Adam Okay.

1:00:41 Drew Let's hope you're Adam.

1:00:43 Adam You're kind of screwy though, right? All right. So listen, Sania, what are you doing for a living?

1:00:48 Caller I'd rather not say.

1:00:49 Adam Oh, stripping, right?

1:00:52 Caller No.

1:00:52 Come on.

1:00:55 Caller No, I keep my clothes on.

1:00:56 Adam You do?

1:00:57 Caller Yeah, I don't do anything.

1:00:57 Adam I'll tell you, you're not going to make any tips that way, honey. You've got to show a little ass once in a while.

1:01:02 Caller No, no, no.

1:01:03 Adam The patrons are going to get pissed. All right, Sania.

1:01:06 Drew Why don't you want to tell us what you do for a living?

1:01:08 I work in sales.

1:01:10 Caller Not selling my body.

1:01:11 Adam Right, right.

1:01:12 Caller I sell advertising.

1:01:13 Adam All righty. Listen, Sania, why don't you read a book and get a little therapy and try to work on some of these issues? Because there are some issues that you have that involve pops abandoning you, and I think you're a million miles away from it. And this would be a good thing for you in your life.

1:01:34 Caller No, I've gone to therapy.

1:01:36 Adam For how long?

1:01:37 For like years.

1:01:38 Adam And what happened?

1:01:39 Caller You should find a new therapist.

1:01:40 Caller No, no, I don't want to go to therapy.

1:01:42 Adam All right. Well, there you go. You can be damned to make the same set of mistakes over and over for the rest of your life.

1:01:48 Caller Do you really think that's fair?

1:01:49 Adam Yes, absolutely.

1:01:50 Drew Well, she's okay in a relationship now.

1:01:53 Adam Yeah, but she's real defensive about stuff.

1:01:55 Drew Yeah, she's got some stuff going on, but she's able to establish an intimacy, and she doesn't always act out these fantasies. It's settling down a little bit.

1:02:03 Caller So what's wrong with me?

1:02:06 Drew I don't know. We just talked about it for 10 minutes.

1:02:08 Adam Listen, it all goes back to your dad and that abandonment. All right? That's it. If you want your answers, there's-

1:02:15 Drew There's where it is.

1:02:15 Adam There's the place to look. All right. I was watching a-

1:02:19 Drew My dad's doing in Israel.

1:02:21 Adam I was watching a commercial tonight, and it pissed me off. Although the theme of it was good, but the reality was bad. It's something we've talked about on this show before.

1:02:33 What's my dad doing in Israel?

1:02:34 Adam It was- I don't know why that's always funny. PSA spots with the NFL working in conjunction with- I think it was like RJ. Reynolds or something. This wasn't the United Way, but it basically was a woman and her daughter. And it said- and these were actresses playing the woman and the daughter. And basically the upshot of the commercial was there's a halfway house where if women are being abused by their alcoholic abusive men, they can leave and go to this safe place where they don't have to live in this abusive environment. And at the end of the commercial, the woman looked in the camera who is now on the beach with her daughter. Because whenever times are good, they're always hitting the beach. The kid's always sort of mindlessly chasing like a seagull somewhere, and the mom's talking to the camera, but the kid's in the background, you know. And there's never anyone else on the beach, by the way. I don't know who- where you get your own beach. Only Johnny Carson has his own beach, but somehow they clear the beach off. The kid's playing with the seagull in the back. The mom looks at the camera and she says, um, I'm so glad I went to this halfway house, thanks to RJ. Reynolds and the United Way. I came from a loving family, and my daughter deserves the same.

1:03:51 Drew Oh boy.

1:03:51 Adam And I thought, no bitch, you're lying, because you wouldn't have hooked up with the abusive alcoholic guy if you came from the loving family. And I know that from doing this show. More sort of media nonsense.

1:04:04 Drew Well, the stories that the press and me love to tell is that victims have no role in the relationships they establish.

1:04:12 Adam Right.

1:04:12 Drew And or once they're badly victimized, that they are angelic.

1:04:16 Adam Right.

1:04:16 Drew They will never, you know, they just need to be rescued and taken out of that environment, things will be perfect.

1:04:21 Adam You show me a woman who marries, starts a family, and has to flee a guy who's alcoholic and abusive to get to a safe house. I'm going to show you a chick whose dad was alcoholic and abusive well, not who came from a loving family where both parents were together. More sort of media spinning nonsense. And I don't know if they ever even really researched that or think about it.

1:04:42 Drew Of course not.

1:04:43 Adam And I don't even know why is that an important component? You know what I mean? Why in the commercial with, I came from a loving, nurturing family and I want my daughter to have the same.

1:04:54 Drew It's the media.

1:04:55 Caller Because I guess it wouldn't make sense to say, I came from a destructive family and my daughter deserves the same.

1:05:00 Adam Well, don't say anything. Just say it's good to be at the beach. You know, it's nice not to be working on a Tuesday.

1:05:07 Drew Really, the tag should have been something the effect of, I'm breaking the cycle of abuse. We're going to make it better at this time. This time around, it's going to be right.

1:05:16 Adam Right.

1:05:16 Drew That's all.

1:05:17 Adam Not Ozzie and Harriet Nelson raise me, and then I went ahead and married Jan Michael Vincent. We love to think that happens, but it absolutely does not. Kelly, you're 17.

1:05:32 Caller Hi.

1:05:32 Caller Hi, Kelly.

1:05:33 Caller I'm like, oh, I'm so excited. I hope we don't cry. Um, I've been like your biggest fan since I was 10 years old. And I just like, I've been like a really big James Dixon fan, too.

1:05:47 Caller Are you talking to me?

1:05:48 Caller Yeah.

1:05:48 Caller Oh, hi.

1:05:50 Adam Don't play coy, Dave. Are you kidding? He's been a fan of me or Drew. Please, use process of elimination here.

1:05:58 Caller Okay, so please, please go back again and say exactly what you just said.

1:06:01 Caller Oh, um, I was saying that I've been like your biggest fan since I was like 10 years old.

1:06:08 Caller I'm sorry?

1:06:09 Caller And like, I've been a really big, huh?

1:06:12 Adam So, what happened on your 10th birthday? You became a big fan of Dave Navarro?

1:06:17 Caller No, but just like, since, that's like all I really remember from like when I was 10, like, I remember I was just like this huge Dave Navarro fan.

1:06:23 Caller Oh, that's very nice. Thanks.

1:06:24 Caller And like, I've always been a really big James Dixon fan, too. And like, someone told me that you guys were going to release another CD next year?

1:06:33 Caller I believe Perry is releasing a CD.

1:06:36 Caller Is it like a Greatest Hits? Someone told me that I was at work and like I had the water running there.

1:06:41 Caller What you're talking about is the Perry Farrell Greatest Hits album.

1:06:43 Caller Oh, is that it?

1:06:44 Caller Yes.

1:06:45 Caller And I also want to know if you were like, if you were just going to be doing the solo for a while or if you were planning to maybe rejoin it in a group again or?

1:06:54 Caller You know what? I plan to put a group together for the music I'm doing. And you know what? I mean, who's to say what's going to happen? You know, as it stands right now, I don't necessarily want to step into another band that's already in motion because I really like having the time to do what I need to do and to investigate and pursue other directions. And you know, not being in a band allows me to do that. But at the same time, there's something about the big machine of a rock band that I like.

1:07:17 Caller Yeah. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait till your solo album comes out. I'm so excited.

1:07:22 Caller Well, that's very nice.

1:07:24 Adam Hey, Kelly, you got a computer?

1:07:26 Caller Yeah.

1:07:27 Adam Why don't you check the www.6767.com?

1:07:32 Caller Okay.

1:07:32 Adam And you can get all caught up on Dave.

1:07:35 Caller You get 6767 from your birthday?

1:07:37 Adam Very, very good.

1:07:38 Caller Wow.

1:07:39 Adam All right. Now you need some therapy, Kelly. You're really, you're in deep now, baby. All right. Thanks for the call.

1:07:45 Caller Okay.

1:07:45 Adam Appreciate it. Amy.

1:07:48 Caller Yeah.

1:07:48 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:07:51 Caller Well, my boyfriend likes, he likes trying anal sex. He wants to try it and I'm down to try it too. But it hurts. And I even asked my boss, and because he's gay and how he does it, but he doesn't.

1:08:08 Drew How did that conversation go down?

1:08:09 Caller And I wanted to know how I could just do it like without pain.

1:08:13 Drew What kind of job do you work at? Wait a minute. Okay. First of all, some people, it just hurts and that's it. You don't do it.

1:08:18 Caller It's so painful.

1:08:19 Drew Well, then don't do it.

1:08:20 Caller That's it.

1:08:21 Adam I'm going with video store. Something has to do with yogurt, soft swirl perhaps.

1:08:25 Caller Well, how can those porno videos have like, like they're practically totally like doing it?

1:08:30 Caller Like some people have different.

1:08:31 Adam Yeah, those chicks are pretty high. They're kind of coked up too.

1:08:35 Caller They're like gymnasts.

1:08:36 Adam Amy, where do you work? What kind of place?

1:08:39 Caller I'd rather not say.

1:08:40 Drew What kind of place?

1:08:41 Adam What type of place?

1:08:42 Caller Retail.

1:08:43 Caller What do you sell?

1:08:46 Caller Like TV equipment.

1:08:48 Caller What's the name of the place?

1:08:49 Caller I can't see.

1:08:52 Adam You know what I like about TV places? There's four or five hundred TVs in the window. So you go, all right, give me one of them.

1:08:59 Caller There's no window.

1:09:00 Adam No windows. I like that.

1:09:02 Caller Too many robberies.

1:09:04 Adam Oh, you have too many people backing vans up the road, huh? Hey Amy, that's nice you have that kind of relationship with your boss, by the way. No. Hey, Burt, come here. Burt, you're gay, right? Yeah. How's your ass take the strain? Seriously, Burt, I mean, don't you wince with pain every time your boyfriend mounts you?

1:09:26 Caller Yeah, but I want to.

1:09:28 Adam All right. Well, Amy.

1:09:29 Drew Why do you want to? If it hurts.

1:09:31 Caller Because I eventually feel like at some moment it will start feeling good. Because, you know, when you're a virgin, and then after that hurts, and then after that feels good.

1:09:42 Caller I think that's more designed to eventually feel good, you know?

1:09:45 Adam Yeah. God had that plan in mind. So you women would come back for a second helping. But the anus, he left off the list. Let me explain when it will start feeling good. When there's a tear and a relief in the pressure. When the dam breaks. Do you know what I'm saying, Amy? Ouch. Yep. And let me tell you what happens to you women when you tear. Now you just have one big one.

1:10:07 Caller Like an episiotomy.

1:10:09 Adam That's right.

1:10:10 Caller That is a really spooky concept.

1:10:12 Adam Just keeps going. Hey, that's spooky for everyone. The doctor, the orderlies. That's very spooky. Isn't it, Drew?

1:10:19 Drew No.

1:10:19 Adam It's not?

1:10:20 Drew No. This is much less of a deal than you'd think.

1:10:23 Adam Oh, I find that spooky.

1:10:25 Drew I think it would be spooky for the woman having it done. But they seem not to mind. You don't use any anesthesia, have you?

1:10:29 Adam Oh, please.

1:10:31 Caller Come on.

1:10:32 Adam I can't imagine that.

1:10:33 Drew It's already all stretched out. They don't really have a lot of pain.

1:10:36 Caller That's where the phrase honeymoon stitch comes from, isn't it, right? They would sew it up, one extra one.

1:10:41 Adam The episiotomy, for those of you who don't know, is when a woman has a baby, so it's not to rip the vagina.

1:10:48 Drew And the rectum.

1:10:49 Adam And the rectum, and turn it into one big swimming hole. They actually make a little incision in the bottom of them.

1:10:58 Drew That's a little, you take your finger and go, shoot.

1:11:00 Adam Oh, do you use snippers?

1:11:01 Drew Oh, no, no.

1:11:04 Adam No way.

1:11:05 Drew Well, first of all, here's the deal.

1:11:07 Adam I'm getting my tubes tied, because I'm not having any kids.

1:11:10 Drew Here's the deal, the kid's head is pushing down, so the whole thing gets all stretched out like that, and you just go, shing, shing, shing, and it's stripped all over them. And it opens it up, and that's how it comes.

1:11:20 Adam No, listen. That's why I can't-

1:11:22 Drew Otherwise, it rips.

1:11:23 Adam Listen, this is why I can't be a doctor, and Dave can't either, because I can't put a hook in a fish. When I'm fishing, like they go, here's what you do, you take this little sardine, and you take the hook, you put it through his nose, and then you throw it in the water, and it'll swim, and I can't take this hook and put it through a live thing. I can't press it up through its palate and pop it out its nose. If I can't do that to a sardine, there's no way I could do that to a woman. Okay, Drew? So listen, any of you pregnant chicks that want to go camping with me, no way. It ain't happening.

1:11:58 Drew You're tearing. That's all.

1:11:59 Adam Now, those of you who want to get pregnant who want to go camping, that's a totally different subject.

1:12:04 Caller There's always c-section as an alternative.

1:12:06 Drew Well, yeah, but everybody gets all upset about that. Like, oh, that's not natural.

1:12:09 Adam Really? No, but I hear it's now, what, I mean, because of insurance, aren't most deliveries done via that section? Looking at that, Drew.

1:12:19 Drew The most?

1:12:20 Adam Well, I mean, you know, 55% or something.

1:12:23 Caller Well, you can make an appointment for them. You can set it up.

1:12:25 Drew Yeah, it's safe. That's very safe.

1:12:27 Adam I heard because of lawsuits and things like that, that hospitals will just go, if there's any kind of problem whatsoever, it's immediately to c-section. And it's a way to sort of dodge a bullet from a litigation standpoint.

1:12:41 Drew Keep things safer, yeah.

1:12:42 Adam All right. We're going to take a little break. Oh, the snippers with the episiotomy. Disgusting. We'll be back after this.

1:13:17 Caller Hello, hello, hello.

1:13:19 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Forget about the fax number. Eminem is our guest tonight. Was it Jessica we were going to talk to? Yeah. Jessica?

1:13:33 Caller Yeah.

1:13:33 Adam You're 15? Yeah. You want to give your boyfriend a good hand job?

1:13:38 Caller Yeah, and I need some tips.

1:13:39 Adam You need tips?

1:13:40 Caller Yeah.

1:13:42 Adam And because you've never done this before?

1:13:46 Caller No. I'm like new at this.

1:13:48 Adam Why are you going to do it for him?

1:13:49 Caller Well, because I want to and it's because he wants to, obviously.

1:13:55 Adam Have you discussed it with him?

1:13:57 Caller What?

1:13:58 Adam Did you have this conversation with him?

1:14:01 Caller Sort of.

1:14:02 Drew Is he pushing you for more than that? That's just where he's...

1:14:05 Adam Just wants the hand job.

1:14:07 Yo, this girl is only 15 years old.

1:14:11 Caller Yeah. No, no, no. I kind of brought it up a little bit.

1:14:15 Adam You brought it up? Yeah. The hand job?

1:14:18 Caller Yeah.

1:14:19 Adam Right. Okay. You know, I don't know what happens. When's the last time you got a hand job, Drew, like 1971? Oh, gee.

1:14:29 Drew Let me check my calendar.

1:14:30 Adam Yeah, go check your hand job calendar out.

1:14:32 Drew What's the question you ever asked me?

1:14:34 Adam Well, no, it isn't.

1:14:36 Drew Yeah, you've asked me over and over.

1:14:37 Adam Eminem, when's the last time you got a hand job? Last night.

1:14:39 Caller I got a hand job.

1:14:40 Adam Last night, really?

1:14:43 Caller Yes, it was.

1:14:44 Adam Really? Do you enjoy hand jobs?

1:14:47 Caller It's cool, it's cool.

1:14:49 Adam But don't you think, how old are you?

1:14:51 Caller Huh?

1:14:51 Adam Are you 25?

1:14:52 Caller 25, yeah.

1:14:53 Adam Have you, have you?

1:14:53 Caller The whole, the whole, I don't know, the whole condom thing doesn't really work for me. You know what I'm saying? So I just don't use them.

1:15:03 Adam So that's a very positive message you're putting forth to the kids.

1:15:06 Caller Nah, nah, nah, it just, it, it, it, it, it.

1:15:09 Drew He just, he just has mutual masturbation.

1:15:11 Adam Goes with the hand job.

1:15:12 Caller Right. See, I didn't say somebody else gave me one.

1:15:16 Adam My, oh, I understand, yeah. I was gonna say, cause a hand job, someone else at the helm of my penis does not work for me. Because my penis is so used to my own hand that it's like a lock that cannot work with another key.

1:15:30 Drew Well, it's never really without it.

1:15:32 Adam Right, I mean, my-

1:15:34 Drew In fact, how would you, how would that person sort of slip themselves in?

1:15:37 Adam Their hand would have to be the exact same size as my hand in order to fall into the slots that I've worn into my penis over the years.

1:15:44 Drew And they'd have to trick your hand out of position.

1:15:46 Adam Yeah, my hand would never be tricked out of position. Jessica? I've never been with a woman. All right, here are my hand job tips. Eminem, you jump in if you have anything you want to add. Don't worry about the base so much, the foundation of the Eiffel Tower. Try to stay up around the lookout, the observatory at the top there.

1:16:11 Caller The mushroom.

1:16:13 Adam Right. Go to where the restaurant is, not where the elevator is down at the bottom there, not where you park. All right, so we'll focus on that. Try to get a little rhythm going. Meaning, try to be consistent. Don't be jumping all over the place. Try to keep a little consistency. If you really want to freak him out, just go and spit right on your hand, right before you do it, just to let him know you mean business. And if you like, you could put your thumb in his ass, but that's just an option. Don't do that. No, don't do that. You're 15 years old.

1:16:49 Drew Well, let's hear from him now. Let's hear what he has to say.

1:16:51 Adam All right.

1:16:51 Caller I'm saying don't do that, period. If a girl did that to me, we'd have problems.

1:16:56 Adam The thumb?

1:16:57 Caller Yeah, the whole thumb thing is not working for me.

1:16:59 Adam No, I don't like it either, but some 15-year-old guys enjoy nice thumbing.

1:17:04 Caller And go in your bathroom and get your mother's baby oil. Mothers always have baby oil, all right?

1:17:11 Caller OK.

1:17:12 Adam Yeah. And any of that Luberderm or Nivea or any of that stuff will work, too, all right?

1:17:17 Caller OK.

1:17:17 Adam Oh, boy. And let's see, put a lot of perfume on so he can close his eyes and think he's in a whorehouse. And just be consistent, all right?

1:17:30 Caller Thank you so much.

1:17:31 Adam All right. But, you know, just as a disclaimer, if you don't want to do it, don't do it. Oh, no. As long as you do it. And don't be so rough with the guy.

1:17:39 Caller OK.

1:17:39 Adam I won't rip it off. Take it easy. Be soothing.

1:17:43 Caller OK.

1:17:43 Adam All right. There you go.

1:17:46 Drew OK.

1:17:47 Adam Well, this is quite a job I had.

1:17:49 Drew Yes. I helped another minion.

1:17:50 Adam I'm a 35 years old. I sit here until a 15 year old's how they would jerk off.

1:17:55 Drew That is. And, you know, when we get into that material, it's just pleasing. It makes me proud.

1:18:00 Adam Well, Drew, you know, you.

1:18:02 Drew Hey, they asked the question. That's right.

1:18:03 Adam That's right. It keeps them coming back for more. Candice.

1:18:06 Yes.

1:18:07 Adam You're 16.

1:18:08 Caller Yes.

1:18:09 Adam What's your question?

1:18:10 OK.

1:18:10 Caller Well, there's this guy and we've known each other for about nine months, I guess, and we met at school. And he started out liking me and, you know, he got my number and everything. We talked for a while and I was kind of interested in him.

1:18:26 Drew How old is he?

1:18:28 Caller He's 19 now.

1:18:29 Drew I can imagine that.

1:18:30 Caller And I was kind of interested in him. And then, you know, after we got to know each other and everything got close, I started liking him a lot. And then we weren't together. We were just talking. And eventually we had sex a few times. And this was like after maybe like two months. And so now, let's see, this was back like in January. And our, yeah, January, I guess, when we first had sex. And then we've had a few times over the past few months and everything.

1:19:02 Adam Yeah. And what's the question?

1:19:05 Caller Well, basically, we're real close. And I just don't see why we're not together or anything. And he's had girlfriends in the past.

1:19:13 Drew Because you're not.

1:19:14 Adam He's not interested in that kind of relationship with you.

1:19:17 Drew Just because he's sleeping with you doesn't mean he has any feelings.

1:19:21 Caller But he, I mean, it doesn't look like we are together.

1:19:24 Drew Wait.

1:19:25 Caller As long as you give it up, he's gonna be there. You know what I'm saying? As long as you keep giving it to him, he's gonna take it.

1:19:31 Adam Right.

1:19:31 Drew But it doesn't mean, because he's physically intimate, does not mean he's having any kind of an emotional experience. There's a difference in the amount of women. Women cannot like, it's like, what? How could that be?

1:19:41 Adam No, and you tend to sort of transpose, if that's the right word, whatever you're feeling onto whoever you're with, you know? You're sitting there feeling like, hey, if I'm having sex with a guy, it's because I love him.

1:19:52 Drew Well, and he's making me feel.

1:19:54 Adam And naturally, he must love me because he's having sex with me. Unfortunately, he's having sex with me and five other chicks, and it's once every other month, and he's drunk.

1:20:03 Caller But OK, we haven't had sex since like maybe June, and we're still real close, and we talk and everything.

1:20:12 Drew Because the guy has some decency.

1:20:14 Adam Maybe he's got something else going. But he's 19, you're 16. You know, do you mind if you find a little younger guy who wants to have a relationship?

1:20:24 Drew This guy does not want to have a relationship.

1:20:27 Adam OK, Candace?

1:20:28 Caller Yeah.

1:20:29 Adam That's reality. I know you don't want to hear it, but it's the truth. You understand?

1:20:33 Caller It doesn't seem...

1:20:35 Adam Doesn't seem what? Hold on a second. All right, quiet down. Candace, if you thought for a second... I know people love to call the show and argue with us, but here's the thing. If you were so sure this guy wanted to have a relationship, you'd hang up the phone and call him right now and say, let's go out, boyfriend and girlfriend.

1:20:52 Caller I don't want to just come out and ask him.

1:20:54 Adam You know why you don't want to come out and ask him? Because you know what the answer is. You know what the answer is. It's no. Everybody, if you know the answer is yes, you ask, can I have a raise? Can I get a hand job? Can I have that car? Well, whatever it is, when you're sure the answer is yes, you ask the question. It's when you're pretty sure the answer's gonna be no is when you don't ask the question and then you call us and argue about it.

1:21:21 Drew Hey, it's even when you suspect it might be yes, you ask the question.

1:21:24 Adam That's right.

1:21:24 Drew Well, you know it's no.

1:21:25 Adam Yes, sorry, Candace. It's tough. You're 16, everyone goes dirt.

1:21:29 Drew Again, it is that thing. She's like, I can't believe that. You're experiencing one thing, Candace. He is not experiencing the same thing no matter how he makes you feel or how you think he ought to feel or you.

1:21:40 Adam All right, calm down.

1:21:41 Drew No, we got to go to break. Break, break, break, break.

1:21:43 Adam Break? But Bob's penis is curved, Bob.

1:21:47 Caller Hey, yeah. Hey, Drew, Adam, Eminem.

1:21:51 Drew What up?

1:21:52 Caller I just want to say hi to Drew. I saw you on the cover of Incorporated Magazine.

1:21:56 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:21:57 Caller Yeah, I saw you.

1:21:58 Drew Ink Magazine.

1:21:59 Caller And yeah, I masturbate once or twice a day.

1:22:02 Drew Thank you for that nice transition.

1:22:03 Adam Were you looking at the cover of ink while you were doing it?

1:22:06 Caller Yeah.

1:22:07 Drew No.

1:22:07 Adam Yeah. Come on. Putting some of your invisible ink right on the cover there?

1:22:11 Caller Yeah. I'm sorry, Drew.

1:22:14 Adam Yeah.

1:22:14 Caller I cut a little hole. And.

1:22:16 Adam Cut a little hole. All right. Listen. Hey, Bob.

1:22:18 Caller Yeah.

1:22:19 Adam Come on. You're full of crap.

1:22:20 Caller No, no, I'm not. Seriously, I have a question.

1:22:22 Adam Seriously, how old are you?

1:22:24 Caller Well, I'm 14.

1:22:25 Adam Yeah. What year were you born?

1:22:28 Caller June 29th, 1985.

1:22:30 Adam How much pot do you smoke?

1:22:32 Caller Uh, just not that much, man.

1:22:35 Adam Not that much?

1:22:36 Caller No.

1:22:37 Adam I can smell it through the microphone. How can you be 14 and be burnt out at 14?

1:22:42 Caller No, I'm not burnt out.

1:22:43 Adam You're playing, you know, it's like.

1:22:46 Drew It sounds like Polly Trumper.

1:22:47 Adam It's like a Dennis Hopper character at 14.

1:22:50 Caller Do you know what I mean?

1:22:52 Adam Like, you know.

1:22:53 Caller Like I masturbate one or two times a day pretty vigorously, you could say.

1:22:58 That's it.

1:22:59 Caller And I use my right hand. Yeah. And I notice my penis is starting to curve to the right.

1:23:04 Adam Right.

1:23:05 Caller And I was wondering if I use my left hand, if it would start to straighten out.

1:23:09 Caller Hey, what a concept.

1:23:11 Adam No, I think you'll just break it off. Now, what I would do is use my right hand until it went all the way around, came back around to the left side. If you got enough slack, I don't know.

1:23:24 Drew Try some vitamin E, that can help the curve.

1:23:26 Adam Eating it or rubbing it on?

1:23:28 Drew Eating.

1:23:28 Caller So, vitamin E would help straighten it out a little bit.

1:23:31 Drew Yeah, maybe.

1:23:32 Caller Yeah.

1:23:33 Adam Okay. Stop smoking so much weed, would you?

1:23:36 Caller I don't smoke like too much.

1:23:38 Drew Okay, the pot's going to make it all shrink, okay, and not work right. Got that? All right, good.

1:23:44 Adam Now, you're really bummin us, huh?

1:23:46 Drew That's good. You got that message loud and clear, huh?

1:23:48 Adam Hey, Bob. Yeah, Bob, just, you know, at 14, you probably shouldn't be smoking as much weed as you're smoking, okay?

1:23:56 Caller I'll keep that in mind.

1:23:58 Adam All right, please keep that in mind.

1:23:59 Drew If you're a daily pot smoker.

1:24:00 Adam I have a mind to keep it in.

1:24:01 Drew Yeah, well, there is some good studies out there that showed shrinkage of the right side of the brain and 15-year-old smoking pot even moderately. And, you know, if you're addicted, check it out, because it's not going to stop. It's not going to, you know, it's something else.

1:24:14 Adam How do you, as far as, though, being a parent of a kid who's 14, it sounds like Jim Ignatowski from Taxi. How do you not pick up on that?

1:24:25 Drew Never underestimate the power of a parent's denial. They look at that kid, they still see the five-year-old.

1:24:31 Adam Oh, really?

1:24:31 Drew Oh, yes.

1:24:32 Adam Yeah. But he's going to be 25, and they're going to look at that kid and see them. His boss is going to look at him and see the five-year-old. That's the problem. All right.

1:24:43 Caller Yeah.

1:24:44 Adam You're 17?

1:24:45 Caller Yeah.

1:24:46 Adam What's going on?

1:24:47 I just want to say what's up with M&M.

1:24:48 Caller I was wondering when his next album is going to come out.

1:24:51 Caller I'm shooting for February 23rd, the same release date I had this year.

1:24:56 Caller Are you going to be around Northern California?

1:24:58 Caller Any concerts soon?

1:25:02 Caller Not that I know of. All right. I think I'm done touring in the US for this year.

1:25:07 Adam Ashley, you're 17.

1:25:09 Caller Yeah.

1:25:10 Adam What's up?

1:25:11 Caller Well, I told a story to the girl, but really I just wanted to talk to M&M.

1:25:16 Adam Oh, jeez. Fantastic. All right. Well, go ahead. Listen, as long as people are being honest, I'm fine with it.

1:25:25 Caller Yeah. Well, I went to the Antwerp tour, and I was standing in the front row.

1:25:31 Caller What did I do to you?

1:25:32 Caller Nothing. No, I swear to God, you didn't even look at me once. I got so mad.

1:25:38 Adam He's shy.

1:25:41 Caller No. But I don't know. I was trying to listen to everything, and I was totally not paying attention to the people around me, and I got separated from my friends around me. There's this huge guy, but when you were in the Oakland arena, and there's this huge guy, and he elbowed me in the head, so I had to get out of the front row, and I was so mad that I almost got thrown out of the concert, and I totally got so mad, because I wanted to see you perform.

1:26:12 Drew Why did you getting elbow in the head get you tossed out?

1:26:16 Caller I got elbowed in the head, and someone, I don't know, the security guard, someone in this blue vest made me leave.

1:26:23 Drew Because you got elbowed in the head?

1:26:24 Adam Hold on a second, Drew, I got a theory with the elbow to the head. It could have caused some damage.

1:26:29 Drew Yeah, I'm kind of worried about it. That's what I'm trying to get into this.

1:26:32 Adam She, uh, she, uh, I'm, she...

1:26:35 Caller I got elbowed in the head, and someone in the head...

1:26:39 Adam Ashley?

1:26:40 Caller Yeah.

1:26:40 Adam You were on the honor roll before the elbow to the head, right?

1:26:43 Caller No.

1:26:44 Adam No?

1:26:44 Caller No.

1:26:45 Adam No. It didn't do any neurological damage to you at all?

1:26:49 Caller No, but it almost knocked me out.

1:26:52 Adam Okay.

1:26:52 Drew Why did that then require...

1:26:54 Adam Why did you get kicked out because some fat guy elbowed you in the head?

1:26:57 Caller I don't know. I was so mad, though.

1:27:00 Drew Yeah. Some behaviors ensued when you got mad?

1:27:03 Caller Yeah.

1:27:03 Drew Okay. Maybe that's it.

1:27:04 Adam Poured a drink on somebody?

1:27:06 Caller No.

1:27:07 Adam Punched somebody in the scrotum?

1:27:08 Caller No.

1:27:10 Adam All right. Ashley?

1:27:11 Caller Yeah.

1:27:11 Adam So you never did see Eminem perform?

1:27:14 Caller No.

1:27:14 Adam All right. But what did you- Thanks for calling in, though.

1:27:18 Caller Well, hold on.

1:27:20 Adam All right. I'm going to hang on, all right?

1:27:23 Caller No. Well, I just wanted to tell Eminem that I totally support him, and that I will be, and I'm looking forward to his next city tour.

1:27:31 Caller Thank you, Ashley.

1:27:32 Adam All right, Ashley.

1:27:33 Drew All right. Take care.

1:27:34 Adam Hey, Ashley. Are you drunk?

1:27:36 Caller A little. Yeah.

1:27:37 Adam Okay.

1:27:38 Drew That explains something, huh?

1:27:39 Adam Hey, Ashley. You're 17.

1:27:41 Caller Yeah.

1:27:42 Adam It's a weeknight, right?

1:27:43 Caller Yeah.

1:27:44 Adam Okay. Go easy, would you?

1:27:45 Caller No. Okay.

1:27:47 Drew Are you living on the street or living by yourself or something?

1:27:49 Caller No.

1:27:50 Adam You have parents?

1:27:52 Caller No. Yeah.

1:27:54 Adam Yeah?

1:27:54 Drew You have to think about that.

1:27:56 Adam All right. You're not prostituting yourself or doing crack or anything?

1:28:02 Caller No. I'm still a virgin. Really? Yeah.

1:28:04 Adam All right. I give you about 15 minutes.

1:28:06 Caller No.

1:28:07 Adam I swear to Christ. That hymen is already up on the auction block. Going once, going twice, sold to the drunk biker with the van. Come on. How long is she going to stay a virgin? She's in the pit, she's drunk.

1:28:23 Drew She's managed as she is. I mean, assuming the elbow and the head.

1:28:27 Adam All right.

1:28:27 Caller All right.

1:28:29 Drew Didn't create what we're listening to. She's been all right.

1:28:32 Adam All right.

1:28:33 Drew You got to give her a call as a little break. You might be feeling bad for her.

1:28:35 Adam I've had enough of them.

1:28:36 Drew I can tell.

1:28:37 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break ourselves. I'm going to elbow Drew in the head and we'll be back with Eminem after this. All right, it is Loveline. Now, now I've figured it out. We have Jeremy and Alan are both here from Lit. Hello. I'm falling apart, and I know Drew's checked out about an hour ago, everybody. It's just been a long day. Drew's a little tired, but Drew...

1:29:29 Drew Well, a couple of weeks for me, I gotta tell you something.

1:29:31 Adam What's the deal? I suggest you rally. Eh, Drew, you know what Drew does? Drew spreads himself a little thin. He's like, it's like, he's one pad of butter and there's a whole loaf, and he wants to cover it all. He wants to hit every piece. But what ends up happening is he just rub a little corner off on it, and it doesn't do anyone any good. It's just something sticks to it.

1:29:51 He was just showing me the website, drdrew.com.

1:29:54 Adam Yeah, that's...

1:29:54 And he was showing me all the questions and stuff that they... You know, all the stuff that they have, they cover on that site, and I said, so what do you have? Like a bunch of doctors and stuff that have work. And he's like, no, I answer all the stuff myself.

1:30:05 Adam I know.

1:30:05 I'm like, damn.

1:30:07 Adam I know. He's got a death wish. He runs himself ragged, and then he comes in here and explains how busy he is, and that's why he wants to nap during the show. That's basically Drew's angle in life. But I'm forcing you. I am your ginseng. Do you understand, Drew?

1:30:23 Drew Yes, Master.

1:30:23 Adam I'm forcing you to rally.

1:30:24 Drew Yes.

1:30:24 Adam Okay. So, Lyd is here. We're going back to the phones. Nita?

1:30:30 Caller Yes.

1:30:31 Adam You're 32?

1:30:32 Caller Yes.

1:30:32 Adam What's going on?

1:30:34 Caller Well, my husband and I have been together since I was 19, and I've known him since I was 15. And we had a good sex life until we had our children, and then things really fell off. And then at a New Year's party, I made some kind of off-color bisexual remarks. And one of my married friends started asking me questions when I saw her afterwards about lesbianism.

1:31:09 Adam Right.

1:31:11 Caller And she was asking me things like, you know, how lesbians made love and, you know.

1:31:16 Drew All right, what's the question now?

1:31:20 Caller Well, I wound up, I came home and was telling my husband about these questions, and it really seemed to fuel our sex life, talking about the discussions we had. And then she asked me if I would experiment with her. And I told my husband about that, and he did everything possible to make that happen. And it did, and it was great for my husband and I afterwards, but then...

1:31:57 Adam Was he in the room when you were doing it?

1:31:59 Caller No.

1:32:00 Adam No.

1:32:00 Caller No, we have three children and she has one.

1:32:04 Where was he?

1:32:05 Caller He took the kids to the park.

1:32:07 Oh, boy.

1:32:08 Adam That's nice.

1:32:09 Ain't nothing wrong with that.

1:32:13 Adam That is just... That is a lovely picture. I'm closing my eyes.

1:32:17 Do you have dogs, too?

1:32:19 Caller Actually, we have one dog.

1:32:20 All right, cool. So the kid and the dogs are at the park and you're having the thing.

1:32:25 Adam All right. And how did that go? Did you enjoy it?

1:32:29 Caller Well, no, it went fine and everything. And I was really... It seems to be my thing that I always wind up being a woman's first experience.

1:32:39 Adam Yeah.

1:32:39 Caller So, you know, that was...

1:32:41 Adam That's not me. I'm like her 65th experience. That's my MO.

1:32:46 Drew You've never done this before.

1:32:48 Caller Huh?

1:32:48 Adam Yeah, but... Yeah, how are you always a woman's first experience when this was your first experience?

1:32:54 Caller No, it wasn't my first experience. I was bisexual before we met. But once I got with my husband, I, you know, I'm monogamous with one person.

1:33:03 Adam But so you're bisexual at like 15?

1:33:06 Caller Um, well, okay, let me just get this out of the way. Yes, I was abused as a child. I was molested from 8 to 14.

1:33:13 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:33:15 Caller I was identity at nine from my stepfather.

1:33:18 Adam Again, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. All right. So now you're just sort of acting out.

1:33:25 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:33:27 Adam All right. And so because of what happened to you at a young age, you became bisexual. You did a lot of experimenting. You met your husband. You were able to stay monogamous with him, right?

1:33:39 Caller Yes.

1:33:40 Adam But then this sort of reared its ugly head, this lesbianism at an older age.

1:33:46 Caller Well, it was something that really excited him.

1:33:50 Adam All right. So what's going on with him?

1:33:53 Well, when that subject first came up, did you express interest to him that that was like something you were down with?

1:33:59 Caller I told him that I was really flattered and, I mean, the talk was really hot.

1:34:03 Adam Right. Okay. So where does it stand now?

1:34:06 Caller Well, after this thing, see, she told me that she was going to involve her husband in this, which I didn't feel good deceiving her husband because he's my friend. Right.

1:34:19 Adam Okay.

1:34:20 Caller I didn't want to hurt him. And when she refused-

1:34:22 Drew Temecula, she's not tracking.

1:34:24 Caller She was going to tell her husband, but then she said that she wouldn't. So I cut off that part of the relationship, the sexual-

1:34:31 Adam You cut off her clitoris? I'm not listening. I heard her say she cut off a part of this girl. I don't know what part. All right. So listen, Nita, listen, we're very tired. Between your cadence and our emotional state, this is not a good relationship that we're having tonight. So here's what I'm going to say.

1:34:54 Caller Although we're intrigued by the whole-

1:34:56 Adam We're mildly intrigued.

1:34:57 Caller Kind of by the premise but-

1:34:59 Adam That's like when you're watching a movie and you keep dozing off, you wake up and you go, this is a decent movie but you go back to sleep again.

1:35:06 Caller Well, shortly after that, we wound up having a threesome with-

1:35:11 Drew This marriage is in trouble.

1:35:13 Adam Was your husband in this threesome or was one of the kids?

1:35:16 Caller No.

1:35:17 Drew Look, your marriage is in trouble, right? Nita, look, your marriage is in trouble, right?

1:35:22 Caller Well, I don't know. I'm really confused because since the women have gotten out of the picture because my husband was very uncomfortable-

1:35:31 Adam Okay, listen, listen. Nita, we cannot devote the entire show to you and your problems. We really can't. Now, here's the situation. You're acting out. You got to get a little therapy because of the horrible childhood that you've had. Yep. You know what? You need another couple of tons.

1:35:48 Drew Maybe start with a couple's work because I'm sure your relationship, your husband's relationship with him has fallen apart.

1:35:52 Caller No, I've tried that. And the thing with my husband is every time I try and tell him how I feel about things, he gets angry and says that I'm trying to start a fight with him.

1:36:01 Drew Okay, I'm not trying to start a fight with him. I don't want to work things out.

1:36:05 Adam Why don't you get therapy, loud mouth? That's the way. Bye bye, bye bye. I like it.

1:36:09 Caller Bye bye, bye bye.

1:36:11 Adam Three kids, that's the part that kills me. If someone wants to destroy their own lives, fine. But you got three kids and we look at them as just screwed up, some screwed up couple from Temecula. But these three kids look at them as mom and dad and God and Virgin Mary and provider and everything. And that's why you have to get some therapy on behalf of the kids. Please, Tony.

1:36:39 Caller Hi, how are you doing?

1:36:40 Adam Good, you're 27. Uh-oh. What's up with your phone? Yeah?

1:36:44 Caller Okay.

1:36:45 Caller First of all, I just wanted to say I went to high school with Kevin and AJ and I'm just really proud of you guys. I think it's great that you guys are making success. I used to be there during the razzle days and...

1:36:56 Adam Well, they're in the parking lot getting drunk now. But they'll lift one for you. Yeah.

1:37:03 Caller Just tell them Tony said hi and that I'm proud of them. That's great.

1:37:05 Caller Hi, Tony. Thanks.

1:37:06 Caller How are you doing?

1:37:07 Caller Thank you.

1:37:08 Drew We're just up there actually in the parking lot.

1:37:10 Caller My question is basically this. Maybe you can help me out. I used to date somebody in a moderately successful band that you guys might know. I don't want to say names, but we broke up about a year ago.

1:37:21 Adam Uriah Heap? I'm just taking a guess. What's the name of the band?

1:37:27 Caller I don't want to say, but I'll just say Zip Gun Bop.

1:37:31 Adam Zip Gun Bop?

1:37:34 Caller Okay. So it's Royal Crown Review.

1:37:35 Caller Right.

1:37:37 Caller Anyway. Wow.

1:37:39 Caller Yeah. They're really good guys. They're really good friends of mine, but I dated a member of the band, and we're friends right now, and I just need some advice on how to do the friend thing when there's still a little bit of chemistry hanging in the air, and I just need some help. So you guys are in a band, maybe you can give me some advice.

1:37:56 Drew Stay away.

1:37:57 Caller Stay away?

1:37:58 Drew Don't do it. It'll only hurt you.

1:37:59 Adam What chemistry is in the air?

1:38:01 Caller Wait a minute, Drew. Come on. Hang out. Just because he's in a band, it's going to hurt her?

1:38:04 Caller What's the deal?

1:38:05 Drew No, just because she's still got a thing for him.

1:38:07 Caller Actually, I want to see him happy, and I want to be friends.

1:38:11 Caller Wee-mee, he's happy.

1:38:12 Caller I'm sorry?

1:38:13 Adam I'm sure he's happy.

1:38:15 Caller It's all good. Don't worry about him. What's your deal?

1:38:18 Caller My deal is just that he always kind of weirds out whenever I'm around, and they're good people, and they're good friends, and I don't want to rock the boat. I mean, I really just want to be...

1:38:29 Adam Hold on a second. Tony's a little nutty, right? She's like one of those crazy kind of band kind of chicks who's explaining how she wants to just be friends, but there's some chemistry, but the chemistry is only...

1:38:40 Drew And he turns and runs every time she comes around.

1:38:43 Caller He's always on tour.

1:38:44 Adam He wants him to be happy. Tony? If you want him to be happy, don't go around him.

1:38:49 Caller Okay.

1:38:50 Adam I mean, I know it sounds a little harsh, but it sounds like you guys had something and it's probably over and you're both moving on.

1:38:56 Caller Yeah, exactly. I actually broke up with him.

1:38:58 Adam Okay, good.

1:38:59 Caller That's it.

1:39:00 Adam You caught him banging your roommate and you said, that's it, right? Well... Yeah, okay, yeah. Tony, she broke up with him.

1:39:09 Caller Yeah.

1:39:11 Caller It is a pretty cool band. The Road Crown Revue is pretty cool.

1:39:13 Adam Yes, they are. And as soon as Tony saw her at the Younger Sister Performing Filet Show on him in the back of the tour bus, she said, I'm sorry, but I'm ending this relationship. I'm sure he was heartbroken. All right, we're going to take a break and we'll be back.

1:40:02 Drew Oh, boy, it's great to revisit some of our finer moments, and so ends another Best Of. I hope you guys are all having a good holiday. I know I am, and that's one of the reasons I love Best Ofs. It means I'm on vacation, and for goodness sake, it's always good to revisit some of those moments that get lost forever. So again, happy holidays. This is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla. Good night and mahalo. Well now.

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