Episode 1000754887490

0:13 Voiceover What did that guy say?

0:14 Voiceover I don't know, that music was ripping, though.

0:29 Voiceover Here he is in San Francisco, working one of his other many jobs, but that's fine. Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number, 310-854-4455. Dub C is here tonight from the West Side Connection.

0:44 West Side, yeah.

0:46 Adam And the Shadiest One is the name of his latest CD. Came out a couple weeks ago.

0:52 Drew Came out last week.

0:54 Adam Selling real well?

0:54 Drew Last week. We're approaching 400,000. We came in top 20 on the Billboard charts. R&B charts came in number two in the country. So we've been blessed, man. You know, I mean, it could be higher. But we've been blessed because, I mean, ain't that like being number two if not number one in the country and being in the top 20 on the first page? Which means that, you know, you're the top 20 in the top 100 in the whole country. So, you know, it's all gravy, player.

1:17 What's happening with you, man?

1:19 What's happening?

1:21 Drew Me and Q was talking about you the other day.

1:22 Adam I can't believe that.

1:24 Drew We was talking about how confident you was when all these girls were calling, talking about problems with their vaginas and stuff like that.

1:29 Adam Oh, no. I just get drunk before the show, so I'm really not confident.

1:32 Drew I'm trying to go there right now. I got a long way to go. I'm a big man, as you can see. It's hard for me to, I got to consume a lot of alcohol to get drunk, but I'm trying to go there right now.

1:41 Adam All right.

1:42 Drew I'm ready to talk to some of these people.

1:43 Adam Well, it's just me and you tonight. So you're the doctor, Dub.

1:46 Drew Oh, I'm the doctor?

1:47 Adam Absolutely.

1:48 Drew Okay, the jankologist.

1:49 Adam That's right. Now, Dub C and Mac 10 and Ice Cube, we had on the TV show about a year and a half ago.

1:56 Drew What's our connection, for sure.

1:58 Adam And Bowdown sold like 2 million records or something?

2:01 Drew A single is approaching 2 million almost. The album is on its way to 3 million.

2:06 Adam Right.

2:07 Drew So we've been blessed, especially with the help of you guys, with the worldwide exposure.

2:11 Adam Well, thank you.

2:12 It's our pleasure.

2:13 Drew I got to keep it real.

2:15 Adam Now, this is your, this is the latest effort, this one, right?

2:18 Drew This is my solo, this is my solo debut right here, you know, from the West Side Connection. It's actually my, what, one, two, my third album.

2:26 Adam Right.

2:26 Drew My third solo album. Right. But it's really my, no, no, no, it's my third solo album, but it's really my fifth album, if you want to count the connection, but it's my fourth album altogether.

2:41 Adam Can you put that thing on vibrate?

2:42 Drew I might have to put it on vibrate. You know, hey, vibrate. What you talking about?

2:46 Adam And then give it to me.

2:47 Yeah, look at you.

2:48 Adam I'll keep it in my ass.

2:50 Hey, hey, hey, let it go.

2:51 Adam I'll put it in a bag and put it in my ass. So it'll be nice and clean.

2:55 Drew Yeah, it'll be nice and clean. We don't want no smelly vibrate, I'm sorry, smelly Pedro over here.

3:00 Adam Now, who else is on this album with you? I mean, who helps you out?

3:03 Drew I got Fonzarelli, AKA E-40, from up in the Bay Area, known as the Yay Area. I got 2Short, you know that, bitch, man.

3:12 Adam Yeah, we call Drew 2White.

3:14 Drew Oh, okay, I'm sorry, man.

3:16 Adam That's all right, 2Short's fine.

3:18 Drew I got E-40, 2Short, I got Aunt Bank, super producer from the Yay Area, you know, G from the West Coast. I got Daz Dillinger from the Dog Pound. I got, of course, the Don Mega, he called himself Ice Cube. I got the Chicken Hawk assistant of me, Mac 10 on the song Cheddar. I got my homeboy newcomer to the world out there, been out for a while, named CJ Mack.

3:38 Adam Now, how do you get all these guys together when you want to do a project?

3:41 Drew I just beat them and tell them that when I'm on a record. Now, I'm teasing, man. Now, I got no below from my homeboys. Hey, now, I just get at them and let them know that I'm doing a record, and what I do is I try to vibe, you know, just like how we vibe. Right, and what I'm going to have you do on my next record?

3:55 Adam Yeah, what am I going to do?

3:56 Drew I'm going to have you come in, I'm going to have you commentate. You know, I need a real white voice to come in and commentate like the law, you know, like Johnny DeNarco.

4:04 Adam Listen, I can do a little Russian rapping, if you like. I'm telling you, Mike, he thinks I'm kidding, but he hasn't heard the Russian rapper.

4:13 Drew Let me hear the Russian rapper.

4:13 Adam Let me tell you the story behind the Russian rapper for one second. I am in the Catholic Big Brother Association. I seriously am. Yeah, I really am.

4:24 Drew You're a big brother.

4:24 Adam That's right.

4:25 Drew You leave this show and go be a big brother.

4:26 Adam I'm trying to heal the city one boy at a time. I swear to God.

4:31 Drew All right, go get out.

4:32 Adam And my boy's name is Nate and he had a friend from Russia and he was a 13 year old kid. This is a few years back and he was really into the gangster rap. He's from Russia and he had a thick Russian accent. He was big and white and fat, but he loved the gangster rap and he used to mock or mimic a few of the raps and I remembered a few of them when I was driving us all to the beach. I could hear him in the backseat rapping away. All right, here's the first one. Engineer Mike, you're going to dump out the S-word? Edit myself? All right, I won't say the S-word here. No, no, don't play that. I can't do it. I can't do it to that. I'll just do it acapella. Here's the first one. Beaches ain't s**t, but hoes and tricks suck on these balls and leak on these d**k.

5:25 Drew You crazy in the mud, man. You know that, man? You crazy in the mud. I don't want to hear no more.

5:29 Adam Well, I got one more. I got one more. Here you go. You ready for this one? I got the Bach Han like John Mockenro. That beach steps up, I'm smocking the ho. That's Russian rapping.

5:42 Drew And you know what? I met a Russian rapper the other day, and he was telling me that he loved the music that we were doing. I don't believe him, but after sitting down talking to you and everything, I'm a firm believer. I got love. Rappers worldwide though.

5:53 Adam Right. Well, next time you go into the studio, why don't you think of me?

5:56 Drew I'm going to think of you, homie, and I'm going to call you up there, man. Just don't choke up on me. I want you to get loose like you do on the show.

6:02 Adam I absolutely will.

6:03 Drew Congratulations, homeboy, for keeping the show going and everything, and remaining cool and calm with it and stuff, and they got to give you your props. The world got to recognize. I want to see you worldwide.

6:13 Adam That's right. Recognize. I mean recognize.

6:17 Drew Recognize.

6:17 Adam That's what I like.

6:18 Drew Recognize.

6:18 Adam Some recognition.

6:20 Drew You know, tell them you're a hog. A hog? Say I'm a hog.

6:23 Adam Yeah.

6:23 Drew That means you was taking over everything.

6:25 Adam That's right. I'm hogging.

6:26 Drew Say Dub C says I'm a hog.

6:27 Adam Dub C says I'm a hog because people don't recognize.

6:30 Drew Yeah, you stepping up the fog.

6:31 Adam Stepping up the fog because I'm the hog. I got to recognize.

6:34 Drew Recognize.

6:35 Adam Recognize.

6:36 Drew The show near.

6:36 Adam For sure. Near.

6:37 Drew That's real.

6:38 Adam Yeah. Keeping it real.

6:39 Drew That's right.

6:40 Adam Oh, yes. That's right. Yeah.

6:43 We got an audience over here. What's going on?

6:45 Adam Oh, yes. Yes.

6:46 Drew I have a sex life, man.

6:47 Adam Oh, it's good. Masturbate every night.

6:49 Drew I'm doing the interviews now. Is that right? What new videos?

6:52 Adam Oh, I got them all.

6:53 Drew What?

6:54 Adam Yeah.

6:54 Drew What? Like what?

6:55 Adam Well, I like the Big Bust. I really do. I like the Big Top series. And I know you do too because you're telling me that off there.

7:03 Drew Hey, hey.

7:04 Adam I don't mind them fake.

7:04 Drew We're going to stop right there, man.

7:07 Adam You don't like them big.

7:08 Drew I do. I love them big.

7:09 Adam Oh, good.

7:09 Drew I love Big Breast Big. Right. I'll make sure we know when we say them, Big Breast.

7:13 Adam Oh, you don't like a big ass?

7:15 Drew I love big ass.

7:16 Adam You do?

7:17 Drew I don't like nuts, though.

7:18 Adam I don't think this, I'm being offensive, but how come black guys like the big ass?

7:21 Drew Because, man, we just like the, you know, we got a long, long deal.

7:24 Adam Yeah, you got more.

7:25 Drew A long, long nuts. That's true. When I would say more, I never looked at you guys.

7:28 Adam No, you got more.

7:29 Drew Other than on videos and stuff.

7:30 Adam Believe me, you got more.

7:31 Drew I just, I like to hit it from the back.

7:33 Adam Right.

7:33 Drew From the back, it's all good. I like to just grab those cheeks and just get the slap in it, smack in it, smack it, flip it and rub it down. I just love to get down, man. From the back, that's why we love big ass. We like to get down from the back because from the back, you got to have a long, long.

7:48 Adam Well, here's my theory. I think the black man likes a big ass because he drinks a 40-ounce and he needs a big place to rest it.

7:55 Drew Here we go with the stereotypes now, the 40-ounce.

7:59 Adam I'm just saying if I'm drinking a 16-ounce, I don't need that big ass.

8:02 Drew Yeah, that's true. I do drink 40 ounces though. You know, and I love to smack and flip and rub it down. I love all races.

8:08 Oh yeah.

8:08 Drew So to all the white girls listening, to all the Asians, to all the Latinos.

8:12 Adam But the Asians don't have the big ass.

8:14 Drew That's right though. They got deep throats though.

8:15 Oh really?

8:16 Drew For sure. I've been worldwide, homeboy.

8:18 Adam You certainly have.

8:20 Drew I'm a worldwide player.

8:21 Adam Have you been to Asia?

8:22 Drew For sure.

8:23 Adam You've been to Japan?

8:24 Drew I've been to Japan. I've been to Asia. You know what? Actually, I was overseas and they told us that when we came over, they said, look, we know you guys like to, you know, do a lot of screwing and everything. And we're just letting you know that I'm actually told us this.

8:38 Where?

8:38 Adam At the airport?

8:39 Drew They told us this airport. They said, check this out. If you can track some called black syphilis, we got to contain you.

8:46 Wait a minute.

8:46 Adam What other kind of syphilis can you get?

8:50 Drew It's called, no, but it's called black syphilis.

8:52 Adam It's called black syphilis.

8:53 Drew It's called black syphilis. And they said that if you get it, we got to hold you down in the country. We can't let you roll because it's that bad.

9:01 It got to burn, man.

9:02 Drew You know, spread it like, you know, and well, you know.

9:05 Adam Alright, did you get it? What? No, you didn't get it.

9:08 Drew No, man, come back over here chilling, man.

9:10 Adam Put a condom on?

9:11 Drew Yeah, of course I put a condom on, man. I put a condom. I put aluminum foil, a condom.

9:16 Adam And then put it in the microwave when you're done?

9:17 Yeah.

9:20 Drew I use whatever when it's time to get out. If I can't, if I don't have a condom, I'm going to make a condom.

9:25 Adam Right. Just use a tube sock or something?

9:28 Drew I mean, I don't screw with tube socks. I don't screw with, you know, with Reynolds wrap. I don't go down with, you know, just all kinds of different things, man. I mean, I'm a Shadius homeboy. Able to 28 to drop. I want y'all to go grab the Shadius one. Dub's even a connect gang for sure.

9:45 Adam All right. We'll get an interpreter to figure out that last statement in here in a moment. But you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to play something off the Shadius one.

9:53 Drew What you want to play off the Shadius?

9:54 Adam I think we're going to play Cheddar.

9:56 Drew Cheddar?

9:56 Adam Yeah.

9:57 Drew That's the single that's out right now that's making a lot of noise. You know, off the Shadius one album, On This Way to Go. For sure, it'll be there soon. And it's all love, homeboy.

10:07 Adam Hey, Mike, you got Cheddar melting over there?

10:11 Drew Hey, Mike, you got Cheddar?

10:13 Adam No, he's queuing it up.

10:15 Drew You got Cheddar, Mike, you should be on your queues, man. You ain't got it queued up yet.

10:19 Adam He was too busy dropping all the S and F words you were saying.

10:22 Drew Are those yours?

10:25 Adam He's pointing at Sherry's breast, by the way.

10:26 Drew Are those yours?

10:27 Adam Those are yours, aren't they, Sherry?

10:28 Drew I mean, I just got an honest question. Are those yours? One for yay, two for no. One for yay, two for no. Oh, she didn't hold nothing up. Hey.

10:37 Adam You hold up one, would you?

10:39 Hey, hey, I guess it's similar.

10:40 I borrowed them from a friend because I knew you were coming in. I thought you'd like them.

10:44 Drew Can I taste them?

10:45 Adam That's Sherry, our phone screener.

10:48 Drew Can I taste them on the air? It's all gravy. Hey, what's happening, man?

10:52 Adam All right, we're going to play Cheddar and then Dub C is going to feel up here.

14:44 Drew Dub C, you know what I'm saying?

14:59 Adam Oh, that would be Dub C, off the Shadiest One. That's cheddar. Now, cheddar means money, I just found out from Dub C.

15:06 Drew I want you all to go out and grab that album. It's called The Shadiest One. For those listening, check it out. I'm quite sure it's somewhere in there for you. If you don't like the hardcore rap, we've got a couple of smooth cuts on there and everything. It's all gravy, man.

15:16 Adam Now, how do you... Dub C was just rapping along with himself, rapping along.

15:21 Drew I do that every day when I hear my record.

15:23 Adam Like, what do you do? Do you sit down and write this stuff out and figure it out and then memorize it and then go into the studio?

15:30 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want my sister to tell you everything. I don't like reading off a paper.

15:34 Adam Right.

15:35 Drew I try to memorize everything. I got like a photogenic memory. I got a memory like elephant. I try to memorize everything so I can go on to spit it the way I want to spit it. But realistically, for me to write a song, it will take a day or two. I mean, I could sit and write three verses that day. But that next day, I got to memorize it. And if I'm really trying to just put my all into it, it's going to take a few days, like three or four days, because what I want to do is I want to make every verse just precise like the song Cheddar right here. I took a little time to do it. I came off the road to do it. But I mean, just like right now, we're having this conversation and stuff. I might go home tonight and write about each verse is 16 bars. That's what we call eight rhymes. For people who listen to music, it's 16 bars. For each verse that you heard on there was 16 bars. I might go home tonight around one in the morning and write me 16 bars just off the conversation that we didn't have.

16:27 Really?

16:27 Drew Then tomorrow, I might kick another one in, and the next time I kick another one in, I got a song.

16:34 Adam You make any words up?

16:35 Drew Oh yeah, for sure. Like, you know, like, West Sea.

16:39 Right.

16:39 Adam Is that West Side?

16:40 Drew For sure.

16:41 Adam All right, give us a little, translate a little for us. Can you do that?

16:49 Drew You know, I mean, that's like snitching to the police. I can't give up everything, but I can give you this, you know, I call it Westbonnix. Right. Not Ebonnix, Westbonnix.

16:57 Adam Right.

16:58 You know, and that's West-C-F-N-E-A-F-N-E-A-D-U-B-C-N-E-A W-T-F-E-N-E-A-D-E-N-E-A C-B-D-E-B-E-A-C-B-D-E-B-E-R-E-N-E-A All right, now what's that mean?

17:07 Drew I mean, West Side for Life, what the f- is talking about.

17:11 Adam Right.

17:11 Drew Dub C, that's right, fo. And all y'all could suck my d-

17:17 Adam That's what I thought it meant, But I didn't want to be so presumptuous and say...

17:20 I want to hear them big ol...

17:23 Adam Alright, you said big titties.

17:25 Drew Yeah, that's what I'm looking at her with.

17:27 Adam That one I know.

17:28 Drew Well, that's all gravy though.

17:29 Adam Well, wait a minute. Alright, let's... You know what?

17:31 Drew I gotta chill out, man, because I'm giving up too much information. You learning it.

17:35 Adam Jen. What am I gonna do?

17:36 Drew Y'all gonna be on the air in a minute like, we're seeing here.

17:40 Adam Yeah.

17:40 Drew You know?

17:41 Adam No, I'm not gonna start my own group, don't worry. Jen.

17:44 Hi.

17:44 Adam Hey, you're 18. What's going on?

17:46 Drew What's up, baby?

17:47 I called yesterday about being attracted to gay guys.

17:52 Adam Oh, right. Who?

17:53 Drew What? Being what? What? Can you repeat that?

17:57 Adam She's into the gay men.

17:58 Drew Oh, you into the gay men?

18:00 Yeah. Not on purpose, I don't think.

18:02 Drew Man, you need to sit down and talk. I can set you straight, baby.

18:05 Adam Why do you think you're into the gay men, Jen?

18:07 Well, the first time it happened last year, I was attracted to this one guy, and then I found out that he was gay. So I didn't know at first, but then, like, I don't know, for a long time, I still liked him, and then I stopped, and then there was this other guy that I liked, and it was kind of more obvious that he was gay.

18:29 Adam And he was gay, too. Do you like any straight...

18:31 Drew Scarves all around the necks and everything, you know, the Mr. Furly pants on.

18:35 Adam Hands pulled up real high, belt too tight.

18:38 They're not like, you know, neither one of them were like, you know, like, you know, really looked gay or anything.

18:44 They're just normal guys.

18:45 Adam Dub, there's no gay rappers, are there's no MC butt plug or anything like that?

18:49 Drew You know what? I think all rappers is gay, except me. You know what I'm saying? I want to beat them all down. But I ain't saying I want to be gay people. I just I don't like rappers in general, man. I think all my homeboys is gay. So I don't I don't I don't I don't like none of them. I don't like no MCs really, but my clique, man.

19:06 Adam Jen.

19:07 Drew Yeah.

19:07 Adam Here's my theory about women that are only attracted to gay men, only attracted to married men. It's the same thing, which is you don't want to be in a relationship, so you only get attracted to people you can't be in a relationship with.

19:18 Caller That's what my friends told me, but I mean, I've been attracted to like normal guys before. I mean, not recently.

19:23 Adam So it's not all gay men. You're just on a gay roll.

19:26 Caller Yeah, I guess I just got a bad luck.

19:29 Drew I got a hot streak.

19:30 Caller All right.

19:31 Adam Find a guy who wears his pants low.

19:33 Drew Yeah, sag, got braids on his beard like...

19:34 Adam Doesn't shave and doesn't pluck his eyebrows, all right?

19:37 Drew This show.

19:38 Caller All right.

19:39 Adam Hey, I came up with a word on this show. You know how women have the hymen?

19:43 Drew The hymen, yeah.

19:44 Adam Right. The gay men, they have the be hymen.

19:47 Drew Be hymen, man, let's go.

19:48 Adam Come on, could you work that into one of your rap songs?

19:50 Drew I'll work that in.

19:51 Adam The be hymen.

19:52 Drew Be hymen.

19:52 Adam Busting be hymen. Oh, let's see, let's see. I ain't gay, but I do like rhyming. I'll come up behind you and bust in your be hymen. You know what I'm saying?

20:01 Drew You need to start rapping, old boy. You need to start rapping. You need to start rapping. Oh, really? All games are on, you need to start rapping, man. Really? Get your money, man.

20:08 Adam All right, well, let me come over and chatter down on your next...

20:11 Drew I'm going to let you come over. But you know what? You got to agree to be in my video.

20:15 Adam Yeah.

20:15 Drew For sure.

20:16 Adam I'll do that. I'll be dancing on the Mercedes hood.

20:18 Drew But you can't wear them tight-ass jeans, though.

20:19 Adam No, wear the baggy stuff.

20:21 Drew I'm with you, player. We are. It's our gravy.

20:23 Adam Ben.

20:24 Yeah, hey.

20:25 Adam Hey, you're 16.

20:26 Caller Yeah.

20:27 Drew What's crackling, Ben?

20:28 Caller Yeah, you know, I never listened to rap or anything, but now, you know, I might get into it. That was a great song.

20:33 Adam It was, wasn't it?

20:34 Drew I want you to go grab the album and tell your homeboy it's the shittiest one that's out. And it's all to the good, homeboy. All right?

20:39 Caller All right.

20:40 Drew What's the name of the album? What's the name of the album?

20:42 Caller Huh?

20:44 Drew The shittiest one. The shittiest one. It's all easy, homie.

20:48 Adam Let me tell you something that happens, Dub. See, I've noticed. Hang on a second, Ben. When white guys smoke a lot of pot, they get really slow and stupid.

20:55 Drew And you can tell that he's on pot.

20:56 Adam Right. When black guys smoke pot, they talk faster and rap better.

21:00 Drew Hey, you know what?

21:01 Adam What is that?

21:01 Drew I don't know what it is. I just think that we need that medicine, man.

21:05 It's all herbal.

21:07 Drew And by us being from the East and coming from out of the jungles and everything, it's all herbal. By being herbal, you know what I'm saying? That right there manifests itself. We can move a lot faster and function a lot easier.

21:18 Adam Yeah, but how come when white guys get stoned, they can barely form a sentence? And when black guys get stoned, they sound like auctioneers?

21:25 Drew Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know. All I know is just keep giving it to me and I'm going to keep cracking.

21:30 Adam Ben?

21:31 Caller Yeah.

21:31 Adam You smoke some pot, do you?

21:33 Caller Yeah, just a couple hours ago.

21:34 Drew And so, so Ben, once again, what's the name of the album?

21:38 Adam The Shadiest.

21:39 Drew Like he hide the Shadiest one. All right, man. Much love. What's going on with you, Ben?

21:45 Caller All right. For the past year, I've not gotten into any real relationships, but gotten into internet relationships.

21:52 Drew You like me, homeboy?

21:53 Mm-hmm.

21:54 Adam And you want to know how to meet women other than on the computer?

21:58 It's not something like that.

22:00 Drew You're not doing like that.

22:00 Adam Well, that's what he said.

22:03 Drew You said internet?

22:04 Adam Internet.

22:04 Drew Oh, I thought you said intimate.

22:06 Adam No.

22:06 Drew I thought you said just like, homeboy, hold up, not like me. Wait a minute.

22:09 Adam You don't mean you don't play on the computer.

22:11 Drew No, man. I ain't playing on the computer, man. I thought you said intimate, like just meeting them and just getting busy with them.

22:19 Adam No.

22:19 Drew Are you on the internet, homeboy, right?

22:21 Caller Yeah.

22:21 Drew All right. What's cracking?

22:23 Caller What happens is I send my pictures and they say I'm really cute and so, you know, raise my self-esteem and I go to real life and try it and try to meet girls and it works out, but nobody wants to be, you know, go out with me, just want to be my friends.

22:36 Adam Right. But you got to go face to face, ask them out and take your lumps just like everyone else does.

22:41 Caller I do. And I mean, I've been hurt so many times.

22:44 Drew Like, you know what, though, that's the game, homeboy. I mean, that's what this is all about. It's all about, I mean, you know what I'm saying? It's a thin line between love and hate, and it's a lot of hurt involved in everything. But you can't let the bumps and bruises, just like they say, if you fall down on a bike, you got to get up, wipe your knees off, and keep on riding, man. I mean, you can't let the bumps and bruises scare you for the rest of your life. You know, in this relationship, you got to keep on moving because it's going to be some ladies that you're going to hurt.

23:06 Adam And Ben, here's the problem.

23:07 Drew Because you're a player like that. That's real, Nia.

23:09 Adam You see, you got a choice. You can take the easy way out. You can go on the Internet and chat away all night long.

23:15 Drew Yeah.

23:15 Adam Now, when I was in high school, we didn't have any Internet. You had to just go down the hall, look someone square in the eye, get slapped straight across the face, and just take your lumps. But eventually build a calice up, and it makes you a better man. Now, this is an easier route, but it's a softer route. It's going to make you weak. You understand, Ben?

23:34 Well, on the computer?

23:35 Adam Yeah.

23:35 Drew Yeah, man.

23:36 Adam Because you never build up that strength and that tolerance.

23:39 Drew Yeah. Ben, you got to work that. You got to do dumbbells with that right arm. You get a forearm and get a strong, nice slap. You know what I'm saying? Just get on. I don't like your conversation. Keep cracking. You got to work it, man.

23:54 Adam Hey, Ben.

23:54 Drew You got to keep it cracking. That jack-off arm, you got to have it strong, man, just ready for the female.

23:59 Adam Yeah, absolutely.

24:00 Caller Well, people say.

24:01 Drew Give them a little uppercut. You got to work on your uppercuts and stuff, man.

24:05 Adam Hey, Ben.

24:06 Drew Words from the shettiest one, homie, Jankologist, yours truly.

24:09 Adam Ben, just go take your lumps in person. Just stay off the computer. You're probably talking to old Merchant Marine anyway. You understand? Believe me. What's up? Believe me. This guy in his 50s, he's got a beard and he's wearing a clown outfit and he's got his pants around his ankles and he's saying he's a 15 year old sophomore in high school. All right, Dub C is here. We're gonna go to break. I'm gonna learn a little more about Ramp and Wethbonics and we'll be back.

24:35 Caller Loveline's phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

24:41 Caller We'll be right back. Hi, this is Tony Bennett, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

25:14 Adam Yes, you is. Dr. Drew is not in tonight. Dr. Drew's in San Francisco. Dr. Drew will be in tomorrow night. John Taylor. Where's Dr. Drew?

25:21 Drew What is Dr. Drew doing, man?

25:22 Adam He's in Frisco doing some kind of drug symposium or something like that.

25:26 Drew He's doing drugs in San Francisco?

25:27 Adam That's all I know. All right. I think he's down in Chinatown trying to score. He's chasing the dragon down in Chinatown.

25:33 Drew Man, those look so beautiful, sexy. Sherry.

25:35 Adam Talking to Sherry.

25:37 Drew Sherry. Oh, I call her Sherry.

25:38 Adam Phone screener Sherry.

25:39 Drew Trying to pop the cherry.

25:40 Adam She's a very, very shapely woman.

25:42 Drew Yeah, she's beautiful.

25:43 Adam John Taylor from Durand-A-Rand is going to be in here tomorrow night. Dub C.

25:46 Drew Durand-A-Rand is here tonight.

25:50 Adam The Shadiest One is the name of the CD and we'll go back to the phones. Andrew, you're 20. Hi. What's going on?

25:57 Guest I just like to say that I've been a fan of West Side since they came out.

26:01 Drew Is that right? Much love, homeboy.

26:03 Guest Thanks.

26:04 Drew Much love. So you got to go grab that Shadiest One now, right?

26:07 Guest I saw it the other day. I was going to go pick it up tomorrow.

26:10 Drew Much love.

26:11 Much love, homeboy.

26:12 Guest I heard a few songs when I was waiting earlier.

26:14 Drew That's real.

26:15 Guest Sounded good.

26:16 Drew It's all to the good, homeboy.

26:17 Guest I'll have to go pick that up.

26:18 Drew Platinum out the box. Yeah. What's cracking with you though, man? What's on your mind?

26:24 Guest I don't know. I just called up to say what's up to the group. I thought the whole group was going to be there.

26:29 Drew No. Q was working on his album, Mac 10. He's at the house chilling. I'm up here just representing for the whole Clisneck. That's all love, man. I mean, you know what? I got a question for you though, homie.

26:40 Guest What's up?

26:41 Drew I'm curious about my fans. What kind of women do you like?

26:44 Guest What kind of women do I like? Yeah.

26:45 Drew What kind of women do you like?

26:46 Guest The pretty ones.

26:47 Adam You like a big ass?

26:48 Drew You like big asses?

26:49 Guest Big ass is good.

26:50 Drew Big ass is good. You like big old-

26:53 Guest I like that.

26:54 Drew I'm with that. You like tick old biddies? You like those?

26:57 Guest Yeah. I'm down with that.

26:58 Drew I'm down with that too.

26:59 Adam Yeah, I am too. I don't know why some guys aren't. There's a lot of guys out there that don't like the big ones.

27:04 Drew They don't like the big ones?

27:05 Adam I swear to God. Maybe not the guys you hang out with, but I know guys that don't like the big ones.

27:09 Drew The guys I hang out with, Mark Crew?

27:11 Adam Yeah.

27:11 Drew They like tick old biddies.

27:12 Adam They do?

27:13 Drew Yeah, like tick old biddies.

27:14 Adam Now, do you mind if they're fake?

27:15 Drew No, we don't mind if they fake because we can still, you know, lick them and we can do our thing. Right. You know, ain't nobody tripping off that, man. Who cares if they're fake or real?

27:23 Adam That's what I say.

27:24 Drew That's all, you know what I'm saying? It's all in the name of love, man.

27:28 Adam Nicole, you're 15. What's going on?

27:31 Caller Well, first, I'd like to say that I love the show and I love Dub C.

27:36 Guest Hey, yes, yes, that's real good.

27:39 Caller Yeah.

27:41 Drew How you doing, baby?

27:42 Caller Okay, I'm fine.

27:42 Drew You got the album?

27:44 Caller Yeah.

27:44 Drew You do? Is that right?

27:46 Caller I like it.

27:48 Drew You ain't got a lot of me, baby, but I want you to go grab it tomorrow, it's called A Shaddiest One.

27:53 Adam It just came out last week, give her a chance.

27:54 Caller Yeah, for sure.

27:56 Drew Well, you know, I got to do my thing.

27:57 Adam What's your question, Nicole?

27:58 Caller Okay, well, my problem is, I think I finally got in over my first love and I'm ready to move on.

28:04 Drew Was it puppy love? Was it from day one?

28:07 Caller Um, you could say that.

28:09 Drew Okay.

28:09 Caller But now I have a new boyfriend, and I mean, I don't know how to make the first move, like holding his hand and giving him a kiss anymore because I haven't really been dating since the break up three months ago.

28:20 Adam How old is he?

28:21 Caller Um, the guy that broke up with me.

28:24 Adam No, the guy you're with now.

28:25 Caller Oh, he's 15 also.

28:27 Drew He's 15?

28:28 Adam Is he in the ninth grade?

28:30 Caller No, he's in the tenth.

28:31 Adam He's in the tenth grade?

28:32 Drew He's in the fifth grade, 15, that's about right.

28:34 Adam Right.

28:34 Drew And how old are you?

28:35 Caller 15.

28:36 Drew 15, and how old was your first boyfriend?

28:39 Caller Well, right now he's 17, but when I met him, he was 15.

28:42 Adam Is that right? What base did you get to with him?

28:46 Caller Um, second, just kissing.

28:48 Adam Okay. So you want this guy, this new guy, to make the move on you?

28:52 Caller No, I want to make the move on him because he's, like, shy in a way.

28:55 Adam Yeah. How many dates have you been on with him?

28:58 Caller Well, like, four or five.

28:59 Adam And he's not done anything? He's nervous.

29:03 Caller Yeah, you could say.

29:04 Adam But you know he's attracted to you? So you got to break the ice?

29:09 Caller Yes.

29:10 Adam What's your advice, Dub C?

29:12 Drew Well, what I think she needs to do is go on and hit a 40, like I do.

29:16 Adam 15, for Christ's sake. Hit a 40.

29:19 Drew Man, y'all rolling the G-Rides and everything already. I know what time it is.

29:22 Adam All right. Hit a 40-ounce serve, Mountain Dew.

29:24 Drew Yeah, go on. No, all games aside, what you need to do is you need to get with him. You need to let him know, honestly, how you feel. Tell him that you know that he's kind of shy and whatnot and everything, because if he wasn't, he would have been able to make a move. I'm quite sure you're attractive. I know he would have made a move on you and tell him that you got the house for him. Tell him to let his fascinations and let it all go. Tell him to express himself.

29:49 Adam Yeah, but it's kind of like, I don't know, it's like bungee jumping or something. You just got to jump off. You just got to jump off and then it will take care of itself.

30:00 Drew Exactly. You got to let him know. I mean, if you want her to jump off, I mean, me personally, if I was her, I'd tell him, look, I know you're nervous or whatnot and everything. I want you to go ahead and do what you want to do. And I'll let you know if it's cool or not. I'm not going to think no less of you.

30:14 Adam But she wants to make the first move on him and I say she just plants a kiss on him.

30:18 Drew Well, I mean, I think she needs to plant a kiss on him. But then again, if he's shy and everything, he might take the kiss like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think you're a beautiful salad and all that old type of stuff and just leave it alone.

30:29 Adam But you know, is he an Asian guy now?

30:32 Drew No, because me and you would have been a, you know, we would have been a smack it, flip it, rub it down, you know what I'm saying?

30:36 Adam But I mean, I do that when I'm alone. So Lord knows what I do when a woman's around.

30:42 Drew For sure. So I mean, what you need to do, booze, you need to let him know that, you know what I'm saying, you know that, you know, he's kind of timid and whatnot and everything and that it's all right. And you need to go on and do a strip tease for him and go on and let him hit it.

30:54 Adam Fifteen, just plant a kiss on him. Don't worry, nature take its course. You'll be pregnant in six months.

30:59 Drew I was screwing at the age of eleven.

31:00 Adam Were you? Serious?

31:03 Drew Yeah, I didn't know what I was doing, but I was doing what I thought everybody else was doing.

31:06 Adam How old was the woman?

31:08 Drew I was eleven and she was fifteen.

31:10 Really?

31:10 Drew Yeah.

31:11 Adam Where did you meet her?

31:12 Drew Man, I met her down a block.

31:14 Really?

31:15 Adam Oh man, I wish I'd grown up in the ghetto.

31:17 Drew See, look at you. How you know I grew up in the ghetto? I probably grew up around the corner from you.

31:22 Adam Listen, let me tell you something. Every time we got a rapper in here, he's always talking about getting laid at ten years old with a fifteen-year-old woman with a big boobs. I'm telling you, I had to wait till I was sixteen and a half.

31:35 Drew It was going on the y'all hood too, man. Y'all didn't see it, man. But this is all to the good. I didn't grow up in your neighborhood.

31:41 Adam Where did you grow up?

31:42 Drew I've been digging all of them out.

31:43 Adam I grew up in North Hollywood. Where did you grow up?

31:45 Drew I've been digging them all out. I grew up in South Central.

31:48 Adam Oh, yeah.

31:49 Drew South Central, in Gattau.

31:50 Adam My folks didn't let me go down there.

31:52 Drew Down there? There you go now. Here we go. We get into it all the time, me and my folks, man. Look at it.

31:58 Adam We're about to go down there, man.

32:00 Drew Why they let you go down there?

32:02 Adam I tell you what. I used to box at a place called the Bell Gym that was down that way and another place called the Montoya Gym or the Olympic Gym, which was right behind the Olympic Auditorium.

32:12 Drew I used to go to the Olympic and beat a lot of folks, too.

32:15 Adam Oh, really?

32:15 Drew Yeah. I was sparring up there for a little while, too.

32:18 Adam The Olympic Gym on Hope Street, right behind the Olympic Auditorium? They tore it down.

32:23 Drew Yeah, they tore it down. I used to go up there and get down, too. Really? Now I go up to Wildcat.

32:27 Adam I don't know where that is.

32:28 Drew I go up to the Wildcat, up on Santa Monica Vine. You catch me in there knocking everybody out. Really? Yeah, for sure. Right across from Mobile Gas Station.

32:36 Adam Now, what year do you think you were going to the Olympic Gym back then?

32:41 Drew Man.

32:41 Adam In the early 80s?

32:42 Drew Oh, man. I've been up there a few times. Man, he's going to get down.

32:45 Guest Ooh, it was, yeah.

32:48 Adam They had two floors. They had an upstairs and they had a downstairs.

32:52 Drew By like 86, 85.

32:53 Adam And they had a sign that said, No spitting on the floor. Look at you. Look at you. Eddie.

32:57 Yes.

32:58 Adam Hey, you're 18. How you doing?

32:59 Caller Yeah, I got a problem with that. I go out with like a bunch of girls, you know, and I'll hook up with them. I like them. And then, you know, I end up, you know, going out with them, whatever. But it's like as soon as I get a little something, or if I just, you know, get too close, I just like, I back off, and it's like, well, I've conquered that, might as well move on, you know, I lose interest, whatever.

33:17 Adam You mean as soon as you have sex?

33:19 Caller No, no, no, not necessarily that. It's just like as soon as, you know, I get too close or something, I just, you know, I lose interest. And like, I really like the girl, but it's like, I just, I'm just like, whatever.

33:29 Adam All right. So you're scared of getting intimate?

33:31 Caller I guess. And I don't know, you know, what the hell that's from, or just, you know, whatever.

33:36 Drew What's your take on that player?

33:37 Adam Well, my take is his, somebody screwed him over when he was young. He's scared of getting too close to someone who may screw him over again. So he's going through his life, protecting himself. Did your mom screw you over, Eddie?

33:50 Guest No, no, no, no.

33:52 Caller I grew up in a good Christian home.

33:53 Drew Your daddy screwed you over, man?

33:55 Caller No, I never was.

33:56 Adam Why are you so scared of getting screwed over then?

33:58 Caller I don't know. I mean, I guess one reason maybe was like when I was in sixth grade, I asked this girl out like about seven times, got rejected all the time.

34:04 Drew So what, man? She was a trick.

34:09 Adam That's probably the one Dub C nailed when he was ten.

34:11 Drew Yeah, she was a trick, homie. Don't throw up for her, homie. Don't be scared for rejection. Don't be scared for a girl telling you, no, don't touch me there or maybe later on or whatever. What you got to do is you got to match. Everybody out there that's listening, all the males out there, do them dumbbells. I'm telling you, you got to get that forearm straight. You got to give them the uppercut.

34:32 Adam But make sure you put some tin foil on your Johnson before you get down, right?

34:37 Drew Yeah, like me, you got to put some tin foil on it. If there ain't no rubbers around, you got to get cracking on, boy.

34:42 Caller And I got one more question.

34:43 Drew What's cracking?

34:45 Caller I've been doing shrooms for a while.

34:47 Drew Yeah.

34:47 Caller You know, about once every other day.

34:49 Drew You need to try cocaine. Shrooms is cool, cocaine is better, though.

34:55 Caller Is that going to affect me at all?

34:57 Adam Yeah.

34:58 Drew I mean, because of, I mean, right now you're running away from the girls. So, I mean, of course it's affect me.

35:02 Adam Yeah, freaks you out.

35:03 Drew Yeah, freaks you out. But, no, you don't do the cocaine, homeboy. Leave the shrooms alone, man, and go out there, you know, grab you a nice little chronic sack and get down. And, I mean, you know, saying you can screw all night, homeboy. Now, Hennessy, Hennessy, Hennessy and Jen, especially Jen, Jen keeps you up all night, keeps the, you know, keeps the heart on all night and everything, for those who don't know. Jen keeps you going.

35:24 Adam Yeah, you should open a clinic.

35:25 Drew Yeah, I do got a clinic called the Shaddiest One. I want y'all to go grab it, too. It's called the Shaddiest One Clinic. Y'all go grab it.

35:31 Adam Have you ever tried mushrooms?

35:33 Drew Man, I done tried a little bit of everything.

35:35 Guest I done had mushrooms.

35:36 Drew I done done it all, man. I mean, I'm down the line, but.

35:39 Adam But you're not into the mushrooms.

35:41 Drew Mushrooms is cool, man. I mean.

35:43 Adam It's too weird, though, right?

35:44 Drew I'm more into the, you know, the drink and the chronic thing. You know, I mean, it's all to the good.

35:48 Adam You can't rap when you're high on mushrooms.

35:51 Drew Me? I done done it before.

35:52 Adam You've rapped high on mushrooms?

35:53 Drew Yeah, I done rapped high on mushrooms.

35:55 Adam No, you're too busy laughing when you're high on mushrooms.

35:56 Drew I'm serious, man. I done got it before, man.

35:58 Adam Really?

35:59 Drew Yeah, I done got it before. I done got high on mushrooms before. Yeah, I done got it before. All games aside. You think I'm playing. I done got it before.

36:05 Adam But who'd you rap in front of?

36:07 Drew I rapped in front of, like, 20,000 kids out there, man.

36:10 Adam High on mushrooms?

36:11 Drew High on mushrooms. I got cracking.

36:13 Adam No, you mean mushrooms, like, off of pizza, but you don't mean regular... You don't mean drug mushrooms.

36:17 Drew It's a lot of artists out there that's off of mushrooms that get out there. You don't realize.

36:21 Adam Oh, my God.

36:22 Drew Man, it's a lot of people out there, man, that be gone, homie.

36:25 Adam No, I got high on mushrooms twice. I couldn't form a sentence one time.

36:30 Drew Is that right?

36:30 Adam And the other time I peed in a potted plant, I thought it was the potted plant. I swear to God, I could not form a sentence high on mushrooms. All right, Shadiest One is the name of the CD. WC is here. Dr. Drew is there, and we will be back.

36:46 Guest We have five seconds.

36:47 Caller Loveline, with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

36:51 Guest Back in a minute. One.

37:22 Caller What's the deal, y'all?

37:23 Drew This is Salt. Yo, what's going on?

37:25 This is Pepper.

37:25 Caller What's up, y'all?

37:26 Adam This is Spenderella.

37:27 Caller And you're listening to Loveline.

37:28 Caller We're Adam Carolla.

37:30 And Dr. Drew.

37:31 Adam Oh, yeah. Them is my homegirls, my peeps.

37:34 Drew I wanna hit your homegirls.

37:37 Adam You like them?

37:38 Drew I love Salt and Pepper, especially Salt.

37:40 Adam You don't like Spenderella?

37:41 Drew I love Spenderella, too.

37:42 Adam Yeah.

37:43 Drew Yeah, I like to spin her around. I like to lick Salt all over.

37:48 Adam Dub C is here. The Shadiest One is the name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of that as the night wears on. We got it. What about acting for you? You like that? I know you're in Friday. Now, didn't Ice Cube break Friday?

38:04 Drew Friday? Yeah, yeah, Q-Roll Friday. Friday, man, you only see my wrists and my shoulder, man, and like a profile on my face.

38:10 Adam It just said in your bio.

38:11 Drew Yeah, it was one of those, if you go to the movies, I tell you, don't, you know what? Don't hit halfway through the movie, don't get no popcorn. When you bend down, you might miss me.

38:20 Adam I didn't see Set It Off. Did you have a bigger part in Set It Off?

38:24 Drew I got a little bigger part in Set It Off. It's a little bit bigger, but I mean, that too, man. You got to get there at the beginning of the movie. I put Gary Gray down, the director of both of them films. You know what I'm saying? I looked after my homeboy and stuff. We went to school together and I gave him a shot. My first video was called Dress Cold from the Mass Circle on Party Records and I gave him love. Since then, he blown up and I'm happy for him. He did a Waterfalls, TLC video and stuff. On down the line. But Make A Long Story Short, he'd been looking out after me and he'd put me in his films and stuff. He about to do Nuddy Professor too. So I'm trying to get some in that. I mean, it's just on down the line, he'd been looking out stuff, but the roles that I've been getting, man, it's been them, don't blink it if you don't see, don't blink it or you won't see me time of road.

39:09 Adam Yeah, but you start small and you work your way up. That's all.

39:11 Drew I'm ready, player. I'm ready. I'm ready to get out. I think it's time for me to go on and to coordinate, to elevate, and just go on and-

39:20 Adam To flagellate?

39:21 Drew To flagellate.

39:22 Adam Right.

39:22 Drew Ejaculate. Yeah, for sure.

39:26 Adam All right, let's not hesitate. We'll take another phone call here. Mandy.

39:30 Caller Yeah.

39:30 Adam Hey, you're 19.

39:31 Caller Yes, I am.

39:32 Adam What's going on?

39:33 Caller Well, since I was young, about 8 or 9, I was, like, really heavy. I mean, like, at 8 or 9, I was, like, 150, almost 200 pounds.

39:43 Drew Fat girl.

39:44 Caller Yeah, when I graduated from high school...

39:47 Adam Oh, Mandy, where are you calling from?

39:48 Caller I'm calling from Kansas.

39:50 Adam You're on a cell phone?

39:51 Caller Yeah, I'm stopping.

39:52 Adam Oh, that's horrible. All right, go ahead. You there?

39:55 Drew Stop, crackle, pop.

39:57 Caller When I graduated from high school...

40:00 Adam All right, hold on. Mandy, I'm going to put you on hold. We're going to wait till the line clears up and then we'll get you back.

40:04 Drew Mandy.

40:05 Adam So far we know Mandy was...

40:07 Guest Fat.

40:08 Adam Don't be mean, Dub C.

40:09 Drew No, I love Mandy.

40:10 Adam You like big women?

40:12 Drew I love 5'10, 220 with scars on the thighs. Listen to the West Side Connect album.

40:17 Adam Really?

40:17 Drew I love them big.

40:18 Adam You like to follow the stretch marks right to the crotch?

40:21 Drew I love stretch marks. I love love handles. I love stanky draws when they drop to the ankles. I love it all, man. Don't sit there frowning.

40:31 Adam I love them.

40:32 Drew I love them, man.

40:33 Adam I love them.

40:34 Guest Yeah.

40:35 Adam Mike said the phone line cleared up.

40:37 Drew I love you, Mandy.

40:38 Adam All right, Mandy, hold on.

40:40 Drew I love you at 8'9.

40:41 Adam I'm going to wait till the phone line clears up. Can you get in a better place?

40:45 Caller Yeah, I can try to.

40:46 Adam All right, so what's going on? I can hear you now.

40:54 Caller After I graduated from high school, I lost about 50 pounds when I went to college. But in the past three months, I've been working out all the time. While I've gained my 30 of that 50 back, that I'm smaller than what I was my freshman year.

41:11 Drew Hey, hey, hey, what's up, Nebo?

41:13 Caller But I still can't get any guys. I mean, I've had a guy that I've known all my life, that I mean, I do anything for, because he's like one of my best friends.

41:21 Drew Right.

41:21 Caller And he doesn't even notice me.

41:23 Drew Maybe you guys need to remain best friends, because he know you from back in the days, and he like what's on the inside, not just what's on the outside as well. And if you tell him that you like him, maybe you can find out why he's not approached you, because I'm quite sure that he went through his mind a couple of times, you know, that maybe he need to get with you or whatnot and everything.

41:42 Adam No, but he remembers the fat Mandy, not the new not so fat Mandy.

41:46 Drew But then again or two, she got a hard on for him.

41:49 Adam Yeah, but here's the deal. And tell me if you agree with this, Dub C.

41:52 Drew Yes, sir.

41:53 Adam There's certain guys that like big women. I love them. They love big women.

41:57 Drew I love fat women.

41:58 Adam OK, like yourself.

41:59 Drew Yeah.

41:59 Adam Now, there's certain guys that don't like big women, and they're never going to like them.

42:04 Drew I think they're intimidated by big women. That's why they don't like them.

42:06 Adam Whatever the reason is.

42:07 Drew They think they're wearing them on the bedroom.

42:09 Adam Whatever it is, they don't like them. I don't like them because they make my penis look small. It's all relative.

42:16 Drew For sure. I ain't mad at you.

42:17 Adam I can hold my penis up next to a 300 pound woman.

42:19 Caller She dwarfs it.

42:21 Drew You got to learn how to wear it. It's how you work the stick. Not the size of the stick.

42:24 Adam I like a small Asian woman makes my penis look big and wide.

42:28 Drew Look at you. All right. What do you know?

42:29 Adam But here's my point. There's no sense trying to talk a guy who don't like a big woman into liking a big woman because it ain't going to work.

42:37 Drew It ain't going to work.

42:37 Adam Find a guy who likes a big woman and he's going to like you twice as much because there's twice as much of you.

42:42 Drew Dub C.

42:43 Adam All right. So don't bang your head.

42:44 Drew What's her name?

42:45 Adam That's Mandy.

42:46 Drew Mandy? You need a hook up, boo.

42:48 Adam No, you don't. No, she's probably calling from Idaho or something. Mandy? Where are you calling from?

42:54 Caller I'm calling from Kansas.

42:56 Adam She's in Kansas.

42:57 Drew Where are you out, Mandy?

42:58 Adam You're not going to Kansas.

42:59 Drew Where are you out?

43:00 Adam All right, Mandy. Find a black man.

43:03 Drew Find Dub C.

43:04 Adam I mean Dub C.

43:05 Guest That's real near.

43:07 Drew Let me spank that ear.

43:08 Adam But listen, all of you out there, don't bother banging your head trying to go out with someone who doesn't want to go out with you.

43:14 Drew Yeah, I mean, quit, quit doing that and go find somebody who loves big women like Dub C.

43:19 Adam You know what it does because it'll ruin your self-esteem when you keep asking someone and the answer keeps being no.

43:24 Drew Exactly. You'll be calling up here talking about I'm scared talking to somebody because I'm scared of rejection.

43:28 Adam Find a guy who's going to worship you. Oh man.

43:31 Drew What are we at now?

43:32 Adam Trying to figure out what name that is. Suvacito? Suavacito?

43:38 Drew What is it?

43:39 Caller Suavacito.

43:40 Drew Suavacito.

43:41 Adam That's not a name.

43:42 Caller What's up?

43:43 Drew What's cracking, player?

43:45 Caller Nah, that's just kicking, man. It's the first time I heard this station, you know.

43:48 Drew Is that right?

43:49 Caller Flipping through and heard some Dub C and I was like, uh-oh.

43:51 Drew Well, hey, that's why they got Dub C on. Because that's right because we're attracting fans.

43:56 Adam Yeah.

43:56 Drew We got to let them know up here that Dub C got fans as well.

43:59 Adam Yeah, Pat Boone will be on tomorrow night, too.

44:01 Caller Oh, don't worry.

44:03 Drew Hey, homeboy, what's cracking? You got the Shadiest One album?

44:05 Caller You know I do.

44:06 Drew For sure. It's all love.

44:08 Caller I just wanted to send some love to you, man.

44:10 Drew How are you feeling about Big Women? Oh, I love Big Women.

44:14 Guest There we go.

44:15 Drew You know what? I got a real player with me right now. Somebody who loved Big Women as well as Dub C.

44:20 Adam Suavecito.

44:22 Guest Yeah, Suavecito.

44:23 Drew Yeah, we suave all sizes.

44:26 Adam Yeah. That means gay in Spanish, believe me, suavecito.

44:31 Drew Suave, I'm on your team, homeboy. I'm on your game, man. I'm down with you.

44:36 Adam Let me tell you. I know people don't like breaking off people into stereotypes, but I really think that Latino guys and black guys like bigger women more than white guys do.

44:49 Drew Want to know why we do?

44:50 Adam Why is that?

44:50 Drew We just smack it, flip it, rub it down. We got long sticks on me. So the bigger they are, man.

44:59 Adam The harder they fall.

45:01 Drew We break their ass down. I know I love to break them down. I love to get a big woman think she the whole thing and just have her crawling out the room after about an hour or so. Just had a whole room stankin. Not stinking, but stankin. Just like, oh, god. As soon as the panties drop to the ankles, just whoo.

45:23 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I'll break you in if you like.

45:26 Drew This is the dub seat theory, though.

45:27 Adam Right.

45:28 Drew It's the shadiest one theory. I love thin women. I love the pretty ones as well. I just break those in half.

45:35 Adam Do you perform oral sex on a woman?

45:37 Drew Or no.

45:37 Adam No, you don't do that, do you?

45:39 Drew I don't get down like that on women.

45:40 Adam I knew it.

45:40 Drew Because a lot of them don't scrub. A lot of them don't scrub. But if I can see them scrub in front of me.

45:47 Adam Oh, so if they took a wet nap and wipe themselves down.

45:50 Drew Yeah, you got to go get one.

45:52 Adam Like those napkins they give away at Popeyes.

45:54 Drew Popeyes, yeah, you had them in a chicken place. You were like, oh, here we go with the stereotypes.

45:59 Adam Well, they don't give them.

46:00 Drew 40 ounce of chicken.

46:01 Adam They don't give those away.

46:02 Drew They give them at Chinese restaurants too, man.

46:04 Adam They don't give away at McDonald's or Dewey's.

46:06 Drew They give them at Chinese restaurants too. But I love you though, brother.

46:09 Guest Brother, yeah.

46:10 Drew Yeah, but yeah, them little whites and everything. If they go wipe themselves in front of me, then I go ahead and get out. This Sicilia is the shadiest one.

46:19 Hey, go grab the album, baby.

46:21 Adam Andrew. Andrew?

46:23 Caller Yeah.

46:24 Adam Hey, you're on with Deb C. Good.

46:26 Caller Yeah.

46:27 Caller I was wondering if my cool car will help me get chicks.

46:30 Adam What kind of car you got?

46:31 Guest I got a 69 Chevelle SS 396.

46:34 Adam Yeah. You got anything done to it?

46:37 Guest Yeah.

46:37 Caller I got my big block built.

46:39 Adam Really?

46:40 Caller Yeah.

46:40 I boarded 30 over, so it's a 402 now.

46:43 Adam What size car have you got on there?

46:45 Caller I got a small block 650.

46:48 Adam Double pumper?

46:49 No.

46:50 It's a quadrajet.

46:52 Adam What's the compression? 10 to 1?

46:54 10 to a quarter.

46:55 Adam 10 to a quarter to 1?

46:56 Yeah.

46:56 Adam What kind of cam you got in there? What's the lift? What's the duration?

47:01 Drew This must be a white thing, man. This must be a white thing.

47:04 I had it kind of built by a machine.

47:06 Drew But it ain't a 6-4. I ain't messing with it. Check it out. Check it out. This is the question I got, the homeboy. Are you looking for love?

47:12 Caller Yeah.

47:13 Drew You got problems.

47:15 Adam Why? You don't think a car is going to help?

47:17 Drew No. Never. She's looking at your car. My homeboy, too, sure came out with an album called, you know what I'm saying? It's called, She Don't Wanna F**k You, She Wanna F**k Your Car, you know what I'm saying? And All Games of Sound, I'm serious. I'm serious. All Games of Sound, homeboy. You got a nice car and everything, but you got to realize, man, when you swing around a corner and all them girls be flagging you down and stuff, they like you because of the way you look in that car. They don't like you for you, homeboy. They don't know nothing about you. They like that car. So if you're looking for love and stuff like that, hang it up, man. What you need to do, you need to get them in the car. You need to play like you love them, man. You need to bang them out. You need to just get rid of them, homie, and go back and get them again when you get a chance to. It's all about sticking moves, sticking moves, sticking move. If you're looking for love, hang it up about meeting any girl. Any girl you meet in your car, if you're looking for love, hang it up, homeboy.

48:10 Adam Hang it up just like you hang up them furry dice. Is that proper?

48:13 Drew Yeah. Hang it up from furry dice, man.

48:16 Adam Hey, did they say proper anymore?

48:18 Drew I love him, man. Me and him will get along well, man.

48:21 Adam Where's Hammer? We got to get Hammer in here so I can use proper.

48:24 Drew I don't know where Hammer at. Take him off something proper.

48:27 Adam He's working at my house. Yeah, he's raking leads.

48:30 Drew They say he won't bankrupt, man.

48:32 Adam All right, that's why I put him to work. All right, Dub C is here. The Shadest One is the name of the CD, and we'll be back.

48:37 Caller Dr. Drew Loveline, be right back in a minute.

49:06 Drew You got the hammer, man. It's the Diddy Diddy Dr. Drew about to break him off something proper. Yo, doctor, yo, doctor, let me hear you say it. Break him off something proper. On Loveline.

49:17 Adam Uh, uh, that is my main man.

49:21 Drew My main man. You don't hold like Dub, see a pistola when my homeboy Ace Rockolla.

49:28 Guest Yes. Fushizi, that's real near.

49:31 Drew I tell you, I got a photo, J near, memory near. You can't see it, Dub, see it. None of y'all out there can see Dub, see it. That's real near. Oh dear, that's my homeboy Adam. I'm serving him.

49:41 Adam See, Ace Rockolla. Sounded good when Dub C said it. All right, we got to take a quick 10 second station identification. We'll be right back with Dub C in 10.

49:51 Caller This is Loveline on radio station.

50:06 Adam You like that bass line, Dub C?

50:07 Caller I love that drop.

50:08 Drew I need to use that for one of my songs on my album.

50:10 Adam Yeah, you can sample it.

50:11 Drew Can I sample that?

50:12 Adam Well, as long as you break me off some chatter.

50:14 Drew Look at you. You know I'm going to break you off for sheezy. That's really near.

50:19 Adam Dub C is here. You know him from West Side Connection and the Shadiest One.

50:23 Drew Connect Gang, Connect Gang, BB. Bang.

50:24 Adam He's his latest effort. And when are you going to get back together with Mac 10 and Ice Cube and those guys who do something else?

50:32 Drew We're talking about doing another West Side Connect Gang album sometime toward the end of this summer. See, I'll be looking out for a real soon. Cube about to drop a solo album. I just dropped my album called The Shadiest One. I want everybody out there. Of course, that's my job, homeboy.

50:50 Adam Right.

50:50 Drew It's a promotion. The Shadiest One is out right now. Go grab it.

50:53 Adam Well, why don't we hear something off it now?

50:55 Drew It's doing real well. I want y'all go grab Cube's album. It's coming out soon, Mac 10.

50:59 Adam Well, don't poke this out.

51:01 Drew You know what? Yeah.

51:02 Adam They can come on here.

51:03 Drew I just said their name. I just said their album.

51:05 Adam Okay.

51:05 Drew The Shadiest One is Dub C album though.

51:07 Adam Tell Ice Cube to come on here next time.

51:09 Drew Cube need to come on and kick it with you, man. He tripped me out. He's like, man, you know just how calm he was?

51:16 Adam Yeah.

51:17 Drew Just how cool he was and everything. Everybody's coming up and talking about the Johnnys and the Penises and stuff like that and he was just chilling.

51:25 Adam Well, he was on here and one was...

51:27 Drew Hey, at Corona this time.

51:29 Adam Digging deep into the fridge to find beer for Dub C.

51:32 Drew I love it. She be looking out for me. This producer of the show, she be looking out for Dub C.

51:36 Adam Hey, and one was Ice Cube on here last time.

51:39 Drew What was we on here last? No, it was all of us.

51:41 Adam No, you're on the TV. He hasn't been on here?

51:45 Drew Thank you, but Dub C has been on though.

51:47 Adam We can say it after that.

51:49 Guest Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, go grab the shadiest one, y'all.

51:52 Adam All right, listen, we're gonna hear something off the shadiest one.

51:54 Drew The shadiest one.

51:55 Adam You got a queued up, Engineer Mike? No, all right.

51:58 Drew Engineer Mike, I want you to queue up one. Y'all queue something up up in there.

52:02 Adam Well, listen, let's just take a call and then we'll play Just Clowning. How about that?

52:05 Drew Just Clowning?

52:06 Adam Yeah, that's what you wanna hear, right? Monica? Mike.

52:09 Drew Yeah?

52:10 Adam You're 18.

52:11 Drew Yeah.

52:12 Adam We'll play it right after this call. Monica, what's going on?

52:15 Drew I love you.

52:16 Caller Hi.

52:17 Drew You're 18. You're legal, baby.

52:19 Caller Okay, great. Thanks. Yeah, I have a boyfriend that I've been going out with for like 10 months. And we like hooked up in the summer and I wasn't really doing much then. I just got out of high school and only problem is it's been 10 months and it's kind of been like building up. And I've been having a problem with the fact that he just doesn't really have a life. Like he's tried to have a job but he kind of like kind of got kind of lazy. You know, he just didn't want to deal with.

52:49 Adam Do you smoke a lot of pot?

52:51 Caller He used to.

52:52 Caller He kind of slowed down.

52:54 Adam He did?

52:54 Caller Yeah. He used to have a really big problem until we got together.

52:58 Drew What problem was that?

53:00 Adam Smoking pot.

53:00 Caller Alcohol, drugs.

53:02 Adam So what's he doing now?

53:03 Drew Drugs. You mean crack and all that?

53:05 Caller No, not really. Not the hard stuff.

53:08 Adam All right. So he's not smoking pot anymore?

53:10 Caller Yeah, kind of. I think he just doesn't tell me all the time.

53:13 Adam How old is he?

53:14 Caller Just turned 19.

53:16 Adam You guys having sex?

53:17 Caller Yeah.

53:18 Adam Use protection?

53:19 Caller No.

53:20 Adam No?

53:20 Caller No.

53:21 Adam You want to give birth to a lazy kid?

53:25 Caller No.

53:25 Drew It's real, man. You need to definitely be careful.

53:27 Adam Hey, Monica, here's why you got to be careful.

53:29 Drew Yeah.

53:30 Adam Because you're not going to be with this guy for more than another three weeks.

53:33 Drew There we go. There we go.

53:34 Adam But you have a kid and it's like you go on a bad vacation on a bad weekend and it rains, but you get a big scar right across your forehead and every time you look in the mirror you see that big scar for the rest of your life. You understand?

53:51 Caller Okay. I agree. But I just need help because I really care about him still. I mean...

53:55 Drew Listen to my homeboy Ace Rockolla. Okay.

53:58 Caller Yeah. I am. I am. I am. Please. But I'm just saying that like the thing is I really care about him still. I mean, he has a potential. I mean, at high school.

54:05 Adam I know.

54:06 Drew We understand that. I mean, a lot of guys have potential.

54:10 Adam Nobody had more potential than Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber. But the reality, there's potential and then there's reality. Potential is the guy's got 180 IQ and he probably could have taught at Harvard. Reality is he's living in a Sears tool shed and he's blowing people up.

54:28 Drew Man, for sheezy.

54:30 Adam And listen, you know, WC, a 19-year-old guy is drinking a lot, he's hanging with his buzz, he's smoking a lot of weed. He ain't gonna come around for four or five years. You ain't gonna turn him around in three weeks.

54:44 Drew So what's your advice to her, Ace Rockolla?

54:46 Adam I say you cut your losses and you move on.

54:48 Drew Move on.

54:48 Adam Women, you gotta stop trying to change that.

54:51 Drew You know what? Exactly, man, they always wanna change us.

54:53 Adam Find a guy you're compatible with and stay with him, but don't find a guy and then change him because they don't like changing and then if they do change, they change for a weekend and they get pissed off and they snap right back to where they were.

55:04 Drew Exactly.

55:04 Guest There you go, sir.

55:05 Drew You listen to Ace Rockolla and the Homeboy, the big homie over here putting it down.

55:09 Adam That's right.

55:09 Drew Y'all listen.

55:10 Adam And just because you back me up with some of that cheddar, we're gonna play something.

55:15 Caller What you gonna play?

55:16 Adam Well, Mike, you got it queued up.

55:18 Drew You ready?

55:19 Adam Yeah.

55:19 Drew We're gonna go on to Just Clowning, Homeboy.

55:21 Adam It's off the Shadiest One.

55:22 Drew It's the first single off the Shadiest One, y'all. I want y'all to go grab the album called The Shadiest One. Check it out. It's called Just Clowning. Check it out.

55:28 Adam No! Oh, that is WC. Just Clown's name of that one went off the shadiest one.

59:34 Guest But sheezy, that's real easy.

59:39 Adam Isn't that that kind of wine, that real easy?

59:41 Guest Yeah, that's real near, somebody be real near.

59:44 Adam Hey, say Ace Rockolla again, would you?

59:47 Drew Rockolla, can none of y'all see, Dub C, in a place to be, when I got my pistola chillin with my homeboy, Ace Rockolla, that's real near.

1:00:04 Adam Yeah, word up there, homes. Oh, yeah.

1:00:08 Drew That's how we do it all day, every day. My homeboy, let me chill out, man.

1:00:14 Caller What?

1:00:15 Drew We got the Motorola, me and Ace Rockolla. Where my Motorola at?

1:00:21 Adam I got to say, can I hang out with you and Ice Cube and Mac 10? Yeah.

1:00:26 Drew Let's call up some of these hoes, man.

1:00:28 Adam Yeah, call one of your hoes.

1:00:29 Drew I'm calling one of my hoes up live on the air and tell them to see me and dear in near, dear.

1:00:35 Adam Shane.

1:00:36 Drew Yes, it's me.

1:00:36 Adam You're 12.

1:00:37 Drew Yes, I am.

1:00:38 Adam Shane's been on hold for an hour and a half.

1:00:40 Drew Shane's too young to be on the air. 12 years old. What do you know about love, boo?

1:00:45 Caller Actually, my mom made me ask a stupid question.

1:00:50 Drew Oh, you're talking for moms right now.

1:00:52 Caller Right now, but I have another question for myself.

1:00:55 Drew What's for moms first?

1:00:58 Caller My little sister asked about the birds and the bees. Where do babies come from? What do I tell her? What does my mom tell her?

1:01:06 Adam You got to show her porn movie. Tell her the stork dropped her off. She's only four years old.

1:01:15 Drew Yeah, you can't really go into detail.

1:01:17 Adam Because they don't understand.

1:01:19 Drew They don't even attempt to do that. You destroy their mind under fire. Just let them know. Just say that God created the babies.

1:01:27 Adam Make it nice. He did.

1:01:29 Drew Just say God created the babies. Just let them know. That's it. That's how God just dropped them here.

1:01:36 Adam Yeah, don't say any of that crap like the band was only in town for one night. Mom got backstage. Don't say any of that stuff. Just say when mommies love daddies, God blesses them with babies.

1:01:49 Drew Man, you crazy. The band wasn't in town for one night.

1:01:53 Okay.

1:01:54 Caller And my other question was, okay, I really like girls.

1:02:00 Adam Right.

1:02:01 Drew You like girls?

1:02:02 Caller Yeah, girls.

1:02:02 Adam Shane, you're a guy though, right?

1:02:04 Caller Yes, I am.

1:02:05 Adam Yeah, you're an old man.

1:02:06 Drew Yeah, all right. Let me know what's cracking.

1:02:07 Adam Dub's seen you there.

1:02:08 Caller Okay. And I just can't get with a girl.

1:02:16 Adam You can't get with a girl.

1:02:17 Drew Why not?

1:02:18 Caller I don't know.

1:02:18 Adam Well, what grade are you in, the fifth grade?

1:02:20 Caller Sixth.

1:02:20 Adam Sixth grade?

1:02:21 Caller Yeah.

1:02:22 Drew Player, you like me. When I was in the sixth grade, I couldn't get with a girl. So what I did was I just went on. I just went on to rush them, man. I mean, when I say rush them, no, I ain't talking about like just-

1:02:31 Adam You're not talking about Dave Wright.

1:02:32 Drew No, I ain't talking about Chuck Hall. No, man, I just went on to just rush them. I just went on to tell them how I felt and what I wanted to do. What do you really want to do with them, Shane? What you want to do? What you really want to do with them? Honestly, what do you want to do with them? You want to have sex with them? Honestly. No. Now, you're too young. No, no, you're too young. You're too young to have sex with them, but what do you really want to do with them? What do you deep down, what do you really want to do?

1:02:57 Caller As I get older, yeah, I do want to.

1:02:59 Adam But what do you want to do with them now?

1:03:00 Drew What do you want to do with them now?

1:03:03 Caller Really, I don't know, but I...

1:03:05 Drew He want to have sex with them.

1:03:07 Adam No, he just wants to go out with them.

1:03:08 Drew I was having sex at a young age.

1:03:11 Adam I know, but you're a horrible role model. You're a bad influence on yourself.

1:03:15 Drew Show, man. I sit here, I beat myself up and everything. I mean, I do that.

1:03:19 Adam You're hanging out with a guy named Mack Ten. Yeah. You understand?

1:03:22 Drew Mack Ten.

1:03:24 Adam You're a bad influence.

1:03:25 Drew The Don Ice Cube.

1:03:26 Adam This is Shane. Don't corrupt Shane.

1:03:27 Drew They call me the shettiest one.

1:03:29 Adam Really?

1:03:29 Drew So yeah, for sure.

1:03:30 Guest So you really got to watch out.

1:03:31 Drew But no, player, what you got to do is you got to just go and let them girls know that you like them. You want to be with them, that you the man, you in charge. This is how it's going down. You can't show no weakness. Got to let the ladies know that you run things, homie. The way that you got to go about that is letting them know that you like them and that you really want to be with them and stuff like that. When they say, okay, well, we can go out on dates or whatever, even though you're only in the sixth grade and stuff like that, you just got to hook it up to the point to where.

1:03:59 Adam Also, women like to see guys when they're doing their own thing and doing it well.

1:04:03 Drew But he's doing his own thing, doing it well.

1:04:05 Adam I don't know that.

1:04:06 Drew Now, when he's saying, when you say doing your own thing, what do you mean by that?

1:04:12 Adam You should get under the console.

1:04:13 Drew You want to wriggle by a closed door and work the forearm.

1:04:17 Adam No. Here's what I'm saying.

1:04:18 Drew Let it go.

1:04:18 Adam You get more chicks now that you're a rap star. Me? Yeah.

1:04:22 Drew Man, I get more whores now. All right. I'm a rap star. I'm a chick.

1:04:28 Adam They have vaginas, right?

1:04:29 Drew For sure.

1:04:29 Adam Okay. Let it go.

1:04:31 Drew My name is Eddie Murphy, player.

1:04:32 Adam I'm trying to play some homage to my brother here. So just hold on for a second.

1:04:36 Drew I'm listening to you, sir.

1:04:37 Adam What I mean is you love music, you love rap.

1:04:40 Drew I love rap.

1:04:40 Adam You love rhyming.

1:04:41 Drew And I love women.

1:04:42 Adam And you love women. I love whores. You concentrate on your rap, you concentrate on your music.

1:04:47 Caller On whores.

1:04:48 Adam You make money, you sell records, you buy a gold chain, you buy a Mercedes.

1:04:52 Guest Man, look at you.

1:04:54 Drew They would have stereotypes. You and this goddamn chicken, this chain.

1:04:58 Adam Do you got a gold chain and a Mercedes?

1:05:01 Drew Look at them. I got a Mercedes, I got a truck, I got a van, I got a car, I got a house.

1:05:07 Adam But here's my point.

1:05:09 Drew I got a black girl, I got a white girl, I got an Asian girl, I got a Latino girl. Yeah, I got them all. I'm a worldwide player. I got an Asian girl.

1:05:17 Adam But here's my point. You did your own thing. You made your money.

1:05:21 Drew I love you, man.

1:05:22 Adam You're successful and women like a successful man. They like to see a guy who's doing his own thing.

1:05:27 Drew They like this nine inches right here, more than anything. If I was successful, I'll still be digging them out, you know what I'm saying?

1:05:33 Adam You get more women now than you would if you worked at the thrifties.

1:05:38 Drew But sure, I used to work at Boys Market, not thrifties.

1:05:40 Guest You get a hell of a lot more.

1:05:41 Drew But check it out. Before I was making records and stuff like that, I knew the girls would want to get with me. So now that they're trying to get with me left and right, because they see the nice car, they see the videos, stuff like that. One thing I don't do, and I'm advising a lot of people out there that's listening to the radio station right now, don't fall in love with these tricks. A lot of these girls, they want to get with you right now, especially you, Perrin.

1:06:06 Adam Yeah. Producer Anne's been trying to get with me for a long time now, because she sees I'm up and coming.

1:06:10 Drew But I understand you occupy, so I'm going to take Anne over. Anne, I want Cheri first. Cheri. I'm sorry. I keep saying Cheri.

1:06:16 Adam That's all right.

1:06:17 Drew I want to pop the Cheri. But it's all love though.

1:06:19 Adam It's all love, Cheri.

1:06:20 Drew It's all love. But no, back to the subject though. To everybody out there that's listening right now, don't fall in love. You got a brand new car. Don't fall in love if you're the big shot of the school or whatever and that thing because they don't want you for you. They want you because of your rep and just to get a rep.

1:06:38 Adam But my point is-

1:06:39 Drew And what you need to do is you need to use and abuse them.

1:06:42 Adam All right. Don't abuse them. Just use them. But stop wasting so much time trying to talk to them.

1:06:46 Drew you act like it's like domestic violence. I don't mean abuse like that.

1:06:52 Adam You mean good abuse.

1:06:53 Drew Good abuse. Yeah. Just sexual abuse.

1:06:57 Adam Here's what I'm saying. Don't spend so much time trying to talk them into what kind of guy you are. Be that kind of guy and let them come to you.

1:07:04 Drew There you go, sir.

1:07:05 Adam That's right.

1:07:06 Drew There you go. We're summing it all up.

1:07:07 Adam Word up. John.

1:07:10 Caller Yeah. How you guys doing? You're 30.

1:07:11 Drew What's up, Larry? We're chilling, man.

1:07:13 Adam I'm a little shaky now, but I think if I hung out in your posse for a couple of weeks, I'd be down.

1:07:20 Drew In my posse?

1:07:21 Adam Yeah. You got a posse?

1:07:21 Drew I ain't got no posse. I got a gang, man.

1:07:23 Adam Okay. Hang out in the gang.

1:07:24 Drew Posse is from the East Coast. We're the West Coast now.

1:07:27 Adam You got a gang?

1:07:28 Drew Yeah. We got a gang.

1:07:29 Caller We're on the West Coast all of a sudden.

1:07:30 Drew It's called a connect gang. Hey, Larry, you know about the West Side Connect Gang, right?

1:07:33 Caller Hell, yeah. I'm in Southern California, bro.

1:07:35 Drew There you go. So you got the shadiest one. If you don't, you're going to get it by the end of this week, right? Yeah.

1:07:42 That's right.

1:07:43 Drew For sure. West Side Connect Gang, Connect Gang, B&B, man. They tell me I can't cuss on the answer. If I can't cuss everybody out in the studio, you can't either, man.

1:07:51 Right on. Right on.

1:07:52 Drew I definitely want to.

1:07:54 Adam What's your question, John?

1:07:55 Caller I'm divorced. And I got a homeboy up here. You know, him and I are kicking it in our house.

1:08:02 Drew You and a homeboy?

1:08:03 Adam You sound whiter than I am, John.

1:08:05 Caller I am white. I am a white boy.

1:08:07 Drew Are you guys homosexual? Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't do that on the air, man. I'm asking.

1:08:11 Caller I'm asking. No, no, no. Okay.

1:08:13 Drew Heterosexuals. Okay.

1:08:14 Caller We've been going out and we go out to these nightclubs and all these chicks are hitting on me.

1:08:19 Drew Right.

1:08:20 Caller And for some reason, I can't find myself to invite them home.

1:08:25 Caller I can't go home with me.

1:08:27 You know, you know, and-

1:08:29 Drew Do you want to bring them to your house? Do you want to bring them to your house?

1:08:32 Caller Oh, I do. I do.

1:08:34 Drew Is your house clean?

1:08:35 Caller Oh, it's clean as can be. You know, it's a floor pad up now.

1:08:39 Drew Now, deep down-

1:08:40 Adam The roaches shower every day.

1:08:42 Caller Now, hold up.

1:08:43 Drew Now, hold up. Now, hold up. Deep down in your mind, why do you think you don't want to invite them? I know you got some kind of- you got some kind of answer. Why? Why not?

1:08:52 Caller Man, I don't know.

1:08:53 Adam You're still in love with your ex-wife, right?

1:08:56 Caller Beautiful women are hitting on me.

1:08:58 Adam Hey, John.

1:08:59 Caller And I just don't know-

1:09:00 Adam Are you still thinking about your ex-wife?

1:09:03 Drew Ace Rockolla.

1:09:04 Adam Thank you. You're still thinking about your ex-wife?

1:09:09 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:09:10 Adam Well, that's what it is.

1:09:10 Drew That's the problem, player.

1:09:12 Caller I mean, part of me is thinking about that.

1:09:16 Drew You need to let her go. We call it L-I-G it. Let it go. L-I-G it. That's Ace Rockolla. You need to start saying L-I-G it.

1:09:25 Adam L-I-G it, man.

1:09:26 Drew L-I-G it, man. And move on. You need to L-I-G it and move on, homie. That's what you need to do. The word, the initials for the day, for tonight, rather, is L-I-G it. L-I-G it. For everybody out there, if you call in and you got these problems with somebody that was beforehand or whatever, L-I-G it from my home with Big Pan in my neighborhood. Let it go.

1:09:48 Adam I'm so down with OPP on that, man.

1:09:51 Drew L-I-G it. Let her go and go on and get cracking with something new. If it works, it works. If it don't, it don't. But you're never going to find out unless you go out and experience, you know what I'm saying? You got to go out and coordinate. You got to, you know what I'm saying? You got to just, I mean, you don't want to ejaculate. You want to coordinate and everything. Because right now, you got a time to go out and just masturbate and make it happen. So you got to go out and just do your thing, man. So realistically, man, you got to go out all games aside, man, and L-I-G it. Let it go, man. Let the past history go and try to find something new and that's the only way you're going to find out, man, if she's for you, if she's not for you. You know?

1:10:26 Adam All right, John. That's it. L-I-G it. You got to get liggity. Get liggity with it.

1:10:31 Drew That's really it. L-I-G it. Tell them Ace Rockolla, that's what we got to tell them from here on out. L-I-G it. Whenever somebody call, they say something that you ain't with or whatever.

1:10:39 Adam L-I-G it.

1:10:40 Drew L-I-G it. Let it go, fool. Next. L-I-G it.

1:10:43 Adam All right. We're going to take a break. I'm going to L-I-G it and then we're going to take a pee it and then we're going to come back and we're going to have them see it.

1:11:06 Oh, you're right there.

1:11:07 It's Loveline on WEBN.

1:11:22 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew's not in tonight, he'll be in tomorrow night. John Taylor from Durand-Durand will be in tomorrow night. Dub C is in here tonight.

1:11:32 Drew That's Rhea, near the Shadys one from the Westside Connect gang.

1:11:35 Adam The Shadys one is the name of the CD.

1:11:37 Drew I heard that Tower Banks was up in there.

1:11:39 Adam Yeah, about the week before last, maybe. Got the hots for Dr. Drew.

1:11:43 Drew Yeah, I'm trying to hit her.

1:11:44 Adam Yeah, I think you get her.

1:11:45 Drew When I say hit her, I don't mean hit her physically, I'm talking about sticker.

1:11:48 Adam Right, yeah, Drew nailed it. Yeah, but he may pass her off to you. That's OPP.

1:11:54 Drew I want to do some of that.

1:11:56 Adam You have a tire?

1:11:57 Drew You know, yeah, the tire.

1:11:58 Adam Yeah.

1:11:59 Drew And some of that.

1:12:03 Adam I thought you didn't do that.

1:12:04 Drew Man, like I said, she could clean in front of me, it's all to the good. I'm quite sure she can.

1:12:08 Adam You'd make an exception for her?

1:12:10 Drew Tarja Tara, Jenna Jackson. I even get out with, what's her name, man? What's her name? What's her name from Baywatch?

1:12:21 Adam The black one?

1:12:22 Drew No, the white one. What's her name?

1:12:23 Adam Pamela Anderson?

1:12:24 Drew Pamela Anderson. I get out with her. She's a freak. She's a freak. She make at home videos.

1:12:29 Adam Oh, yeah. You don't mind that though. You make a home video?

1:12:33 Drew I make a home video if it's with Pamela Anderson.

1:12:37 Adam You know what? I'd watch that.

1:12:38 Drew Yeah, you would because I'll be digging out from every angle. See, he didn't hit her from right angles.

1:12:43 Adam Did you see it?

1:12:45 Drew She's a little bit of it, but they wouldn't let me see the whole thing. My homeboy showed it to me at his house, but.

1:12:49 Adam I tell you.

1:12:50 Drew You see the whole thing?

1:12:51 Adam He does the White Men Proud, though, with that penis of his. Did you see that thing?

1:12:54 Drew No, I didn't see it. I see the whole thing.

1:12:56 Adam Oh, it's big.

1:12:56 Drew But she a freak door here.

1:12:58 Adam Yeah.

1:12:58 Drew I see a little bit of it, but you know, I mean, I definitely take her, you know, over time and stuff. Pamela Lee, I know that, you know, she was, is she still with him?

1:13:06 Adam No.

1:13:07 Drew Hey, hey, boy, I know you're looking for somebody else to lay your head. You know, lay your head on. You need to lay your head on time and need. It's all to the good. I got a big stick for you to ride on for sure.

1:13:19 Adam Darrell.

1:13:20 Yeah.

1:13:21 Adam You're 17.

1:13:22 Caller Yeah. I was just going to clear that whole thing up because you were saying how white people sound like all down and depressed when they smoke weed.

1:13:29 Adam Right.

1:13:30 Caller Well, they don't smoke weed to get high.

1:13:33 Drew Thank you.

1:13:34 Caller They just smoke it to like, you know, for something to do whereas black people.

1:13:38 Drew What we do? What we do?

1:13:40 Caller Huh?

1:13:41 Drew What we do when we smoke weed? We smoking for what?

1:13:43 Caller The black people?

1:13:44 Drew Yeah.

1:13:45 Caller You smoke it for like, to analyze stuff.

1:13:50 Drew That's right, player. We still make, you know what? We are, we are, we are, we are ghetto-ologists. You know, we can still make and observe everything that's going on in the hood, out the hood.

1:13:59 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:14:00 Drew Stuff like that. And that's why we, like I told them it was medicine. And what the medicine do, it cure the problem. So we analyze everything.

1:14:06 Adam I mean, it's like if you can't figure out how to program your VCR, you have a hit off a joint and then it becomes clear.

1:14:11 Drew And then you're programming everybody in the hood VCR, for sure.

1:14:15 Caller Yeah. Your CD is the bomb, man.

1:14:17 Drew Much love, player. Much love.

1:14:19 Adam Thanks, Darryl.

1:14:19 Drew Much love. Thanks for everything, homeboy.

1:14:21 Adam Huh? Oh, wait, what did he say? What did you say, Darryl?

1:14:24 Caller Wait, what did you guys say?

1:14:25 Drew What did you say?

1:14:26 Caller I said you guys are funny as hell.

1:14:27 Drew Hey, we chilling, man. You know, I mean, we got a new little show going on.

1:14:31 Adam I don't think we need Drew in here anymore.

1:14:33 Drew No, not at all, because it's me and you, Ace Rockolla.

1:14:36 Adam That's right.

1:14:36 Drew With Dub C holding a pistola on a Motorola. For Sharla Rolla, that's Ria Neal.

1:14:42 Guest Super to be Ria Neal.

1:14:46 Caller Randy.

1:14:47 Adam See, Drew would never do that.

1:14:50 Drew Randy, what's cracking?

1:14:51 Not a...

1:14:51 Drew Problem with your penis. We're going to talk about it.

1:14:54 I ain't got no problem with my...

1:14:55 Drew Hey, what is all to the good problem with her vagina?

1:14:58 Adam You're 16. What's going on?

1:14:59 Caller I was just calling to say what's up to Dub C. And I was...

1:15:01 Drew Much love, homeboy. I got a number of love for you, homeboy. You got the album, the shattiest one?

1:15:06 Caller I'm going to get it tomorrow.

1:15:07 Drew You'll get it tomorrow.

1:15:08 Caller It's all...

1:15:09 Caller I heard that it was coming out and...

1:15:11 Drew Connect game, connect game, be me bang. We got to put it down right, homeboy.

1:15:15 Caller Yeah, I was also wondering, how'd you get hooked up with Ice Cube and Matt Pem?

1:15:20 Drew Well, actually, Cube and Matt Pem hooked up with me. Cube came and knocked on my door and told me that he needs somebody going to roll with him when Lynch Mild went out and did their solo debut. And I've been a roll with him for a while, and then he hooked up with Matt Pem. Matt Pem told me he always wanted to get down with me on one of his records.

1:15:38 Adam How many years ago is that?

1:15:40 Drew That was like 1990. We were realistically playing all games aside, it was like 1994, 1995.

1:15:51 Adam That's when you first met those guys.

1:15:52 Drew That's when I first met Mac 10. Cube, I knew Cube, man. I mean, Cube group, we were in the same elementary.

1:15:57 Adam Really?

1:15:58 Drew Yeah, we were in the same elementary school.

1:15:59 Adam I'd love to see a picture.

1:16:00 Drew Man, you know, panorama pictures with the big old Afros and the wristbands.

1:16:04 Adam And the... Looking like one of the Harlem Globes.

1:16:08 Drew Yeah, the Globetrotters. Yeah, with the big old Diaz and all PNs. That's where we have big old penises back there.

1:16:16 Adam Looking like Shirley from West Fiamina.

1:16:20 Drew I'm going to let you clown and everything, but I'm going to kick your ass off the air, though. I love you, though, man. What's up, Gio? What's happening?

1:16:26 Adam All right, Randy.

1:16:27 Caller All right, well...

1:16:28 Adam You caught up?

1:16:29 Guest Yeah, well, I just wanted to tell you...

1:16:32 Caller Hey, much love, homeboy. We bumped that over here.

1:16:35 Drew Much love. Thanks for...

1:16:36 Guest All the time.

1:16:36 Caller Thanks for support.

1:16:37 Drew Thanks for support, my homeboy, Adam, aka Ace Rockolla, with the pistola. You know, send us all to the good, homeboy, but dub, see the shittiest one, go grab it. Much love to you, homeboy.

1:16:48 Caller What's happening?

1:16:50 Adam Hey, he was calling from Salt Lake, I think.

1:16:52 Drew Oh, that's Mormon City.

1:16:54 Adam Yeah. Hey, Randy.

1:16:55 Drew Randy.

1:16:56 Adam He's hanging up. He's got to go to the Crystal Cathedral.

1:16:59 Drew I got to watch those up there.

1:17:00 Adam All right.

1:17:01 Drew They don't like me.

1:17:01 Adam Hey, Danny.

1:17:02 Guest Hey, how's it going, Adam?

1:17:04 Adam 17. What's going on?

1:17:05 Guest Danny.

1:17:06 Drew What's up, player?

1:17:09 Guest What's going on?

1:17:10 Oh, oh.

1:17:11 Guest In your near.

1:17:12 Drew That's real.

1:17:13 Guest All right.

1:17:13 Guest What's cracking on me?

1:17:15 Guest This is the problem. Okay. There's a girl trying to get hooked up with the right, but she's still tripping off of the man that she just left.

1:17:22 Guest Oh, man.

1:17:22 Caller She didn't shake that buster.

1:17:24 Drew She didn't shake that car.

1:17:25 Guest I know. That's what I'm saying, but she ain't listening.

1:17:28 Drew Now, what kind of fool is he? Is he a square?

1:17:31 Guest No. He's like one of those hard... He thinks he's hard.

1:17:34 Drew Oh, so she got a little rider. Okay.

1:17:36 Caller Yeah, she got a little rider.

1:17:37 Guest And who are you?

1:17:38 Drew I mean, what kind of brother do you perceive yourself as being? Do you perceive yourself being a rider or, well, you know what I'm saying, just a level-hitter brother?

1:17:45 Guest Hey, I'm a rider, though.

1:17:46 Adam You a rider and you're a salami hider.

1:17:48 Guest Yeah, a rider.

1:17:49 Guest I'm a Westside rider.

1:17:50 Drew Yeah, a Westside rider.

1:17:51 Guest What up? Yeah, that's real near in the rear.

1:17:56 Guest Yeah, yeah.

1:17:57 Guest Yeah.

1:17:57 Adam With the Colt 45 beer.

1:17:59 Caller So what's the problem?

1:18:00 Adam Hanging from the chandelier.

1:18:02 Drew That's real near.

1:18:04 Guest So what's the problem?

1:18:05 Guest So I'm trying to figure out what should I do? Should I just like let her go and go find some other chick or what?

1:18:10 Drew Nope, nope, nope. Is she giving you the punani?

1:18:14 Guest Not yet, but she's like, yeah, I think about you all the time. So I'm like, what the hell? Oh, you don't know about the punani, Adam?

1:18:20 Drew Punani, man, that's another word for the ussy.

1:18:22 Adam Oh, I thought that was connected to, that's not like the El Nino?

1:18:25 Drew No, for the ussy. We call it the Boudoucy.

1:18:28 Adam The Boudoucy? That's one of those toilets they have in France?

1:18:31 Drew No, that's booty and ussy.

1:18:33 Adam Oh, I see. Yeah, all right. The Boudoucy.

1:18:35 Drew Boudoucy, you know. But now she ain't giving it to you?

1:18:38 Guest Nah, cause she's still tripping over that other fool.

1:18:41 Drew Man, she's tripping over, let her know. You gotta let her know like TC didn't carwash.

1:18:45 Guest You gotta let her go.

1:18:46 Drew No, like TC didn't carwash. Go grab the movie, go rent the movie carwash, go to the hood, go to South Central. Where you live at homie?

1:18:51 Guest I live on the west side of Long Beach.

1:18:53 Drew Now what you need to do is go to one of these local video stores and ask them for the movie carwash. And it's a brother by the name of TC in a movie. He went in the movie at the end, he told his girl a famous line. He said, look, you can get with me. You know, I've been coming every day trying to highlight you and everything. You wait for when the prince is coming, this will be off your feet. But I'm the man for you. I like you. I like everything you do. I mean, everything, I like everything that you do. And I'm the man that's for you and whatnot and everything. If you don't get with me, you're waiting for this prince to come sweep you off your feet and whatnot, you're going to be stuck in there for the rest of your life. And I'm walking out this door and he turned his head and she called him. She said, TC., I'm down with you. You got to let you got to give her an ultimatum. Bottom line, make a long story short. You got to let her know, look, I've been down with you from day one. I want to make this happen. I know you can still got feelings for homeboy, but I'm going to ride it as well. If you don't want to lose, give me a chance. So one night, I'm going to move on. I love the fishes in the sea.

1:19:42 Adam Let me tell you, you also got a random movie called Mother Jugs and Speed. There's a part at the end where Bill Cosby. No, I don't remember that part.

1:19:51 Drew Let it go. Hey, when on the real homeboy, all games aside, you got to let her know that you're a real rider, that you're down for yours, and that if she ain't with you, man, you can move on because of the fish in the sea.

1:20:01 Adam Kareem.

1:20:02 Drew Don't be sweating on beer.

1:20:03 Adam Hey, you're 17.

1:20:04 Caller How are you doing tonight? Big fan of Adam, you're down and everything.

1:20:08 Caller Dub, see you are the man.

1:20:09 Drew What's seein, Grab the album that's, that's real. Go grab the album that's shadiest one and let him know that I'm putting it down.

1:20:16 Caller Hey, I already got it.

1:20:17 Caller It's all about the 23rd letter, homie.

1:20:19 Guest Yeah, that's real, Simply be a.

1:20:23 Caller I'm funny and great, I want you to Christmas clowning.

1:20:26 Drew Oh, you want to Christmas clowning?

1:20:27 Guest Christmas clowning, not just clowning.

1:20:29 Drew See, anime know about that. We were a while players, ain't we?

1:20:32 Caller Hell yeah.

1:20:33 Drew We were a while players. Tell them how we had the house packed and it was off the hook.

1:20:35 Caller It was loaded, man. It was rolling.

1:20:38 Adam Where was that?

1:20:39 Drew It was at the Florentine Gardens. Did we bring the house down or what?

1:20:41 Caller Hell yeah.

1:20:43 Drew It's all gravy. I get down everywhere I go.

1:20:45 Adam Who was at the Florentine Gardens?

1:20:46 Drew Florentine Gardens. It was Dub C. It was somebody. It was a few other people. They had a few comedians out that night, huh? Yeah.

1:20:54 Caller Chris Rock was out there.

1:20:55 Drew Chris? There was a lot of people out there.

1:20:56 Adam Jeff Foxworthy?

1:20:57 Drew Yeah, man. My dia was out there.

1:20:59 Guest You heard my dia?

1:21:00 Adam My dia?

1:21:01 Guest My dia.

1:21:01 Adam Who's that?

1:21:02 Guest My dia.

1:21:03 Guest That's my dia.

1:21:07 Drew I got to mess with him, homie.

1:21:10 Adam Hey, Kareem? Yeah. You got anything else to say?

1:21:12 Caller No, I just want to get my props out to Dub C.

1:21:14 Drew I want to get my props out to Sherry. I want to pop that cherry.

1:21:18 Adam This rap is giving me a headache, man. How do you keep this? I almost said the S word myself.

1:21:23 Drew Have you ever came three times, Sherry?

1:21:27 Adam No, that's a good month for me.

1:21:29 Drew Look at you.

1:21:30 Adam Listen, Sherry.

1:21:31 Guest Hey, man.

1:21:32 Drew I'm getting Adam in trouble now.

1:21:33 Adam That's right. I swear to God. She's a happily married woman.

1:21:37 Drew I'm not mad if she's happily married, but I'm a happily unmarried man.

1:21:41 Adam Rebecca.

1:21:42 Caller Yeah.

1:21:43 Adam That's a good line. A happily unmarried man.

1:21:46 Drew For sure.

1:21:47 Adam Rebecca, you're 16. You're on with Dub C.

1:21:51 Drew Hi, baby. How you doing?

1:21:53 Guest I'm all right.

1:21:53 Drew You're all right?

1:21:54 Caller What's going on?

1:21:55 Drew You got the Shady Swin album?

1:21:57 Guest No.

1:21:58 Drew You're going to go grab it tomorrow?

1:21:59 Guest Sure.

1:22:00 Drew Hey, baby, cool. You don't have to lie to me. You ain't got a lot to kick it, but just tell the truth. You're going to go grab it tomorrow?

1:22:05 Guest I don't really listen to that kind of music.

1:22:07 Drew Well, that's all to the good, boo. That's all. I want to share an honest answer. That's all. You got to lie to me.

1:22:11 Adam Hey, listen, I didn't listen to that kind of music before tonight either, but I'm going to start up a band. I'm going to start rapping.

1:22:18 Drew Hey, boo, you got to go check out the shadiest one out before this weekend on the rear.

1:22:22 Adam Rebecca, what's your primes? You got big primes?

1:22:24 Drew What's your problem?

1:22:25 Guest Okay, I'm 16. I have a daughter who is nine and a half months old.

1:22:30 Drew So you're in 10th grade, right?

1:22:31 Guest I'm a junior. I'm going to be a senior in about 14 days.

1:22:35 Drew Big baller. I ain't mad. Where you from?

1:22:37 Guest Dayton.

1:22:38 Drew Dayton, Ohio? So I'm to the good. Okay, what's going on?

1:22:41 Guest And okay, the father of the baby, I'm not with him anymore. And he stayed with me for about a year and a half.

1:22:49 Drew Right.

1:22:49 Guest And he hasn't seen my daughter in like five months.

1:22:53 Drew And how old is the baby?

1:22:54 Guest Nine and a half months old. Damn. And he doesn't pay me child support. And I was just wondering, like, should I take him to court or should I just let him be?

1:23:03 Adam How old is he?

1:23:04 Guest He's 19.

1:23:05 Adam Yeah.

1:23:06 Drew Yeah.

1:23:06 Adam He got to, he got to.

1:23:07 Drew He got to take his ass to court.

1:23:09 Guest Not looking before.

1:23:10 Drew And the messed up thing about it is that I wouldn't advise you to take no man to court, but I mean, he's old enough to take care of his child. The child has no whereabouts. The child don't know anything about being in this world. The child wasn't asked to be brought into this world. And both of you guys sat on together and you guys conceived this baby. So, I mean, me honestly telling you the truth and everything, you got to, I mean, I'm not going to say sue no brother, nothing like that, but you got to come out, you got to come to some type of grievance.

1:23:37 Adam Hey, Rebecca, you still living at home?

1:23:40 Caller Yeah.

1:23:41 Adam Your folks helping you out?

1:23:42 Caller Yeah.

1:23:42 Drew That ain't cool, man.

1:23:43 Adam But you're not asking him for money so you can buy a fur coat, you just want him to take care of his kid.

1:23:47 Drew Exactly. That's all.

1:23:48 Adam That's all.

1:23:49 Drew That's all, Adam.

1:23:50 Adam And you know what, by the way, it wasn't like this some years ago, but they have laws in place now where they go after these deadbeat dads and they get their money out of them. They garnish their wages.

1:24:01 Drew Yeah, I heard about the law.

1:24:02 Adam Yeah.

1:24:02 Drew I heard about the law.

1:24:03 Guest I was taken into court before, and he was court ordered on December 30th.

1:24:09 Adam Right.

1:24:09 Guest He got a job of 97, and he's not got a job yet.

1:24:14 Caller This guy's an asshole.

1:24:15 Adam Oh, that's true.

1:24:16 Guest He's living at his house with some other girl, and with her baby, who's three years old.

1:24:21 Adam All right. Listen, the guy's in a hole.

1:24:23 Drew Oh, he got another girl and another baby?

1:24:27 Adam Listen, Rebecca, here's the deal. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip. If he's not working, and there's no... A percentage of nothing is nothing. You know what I'm saying? You're looking to get a percentage. So if this guy makes 300 bucks a week, you're looking to get 75 bucks a week, or whatever it is. But if he's making zero, then you're getting zero. The second he starts making some money, they garnish the wages. Meaning, once you get the government involved, and once you get the court system involved, he doesn't even see his paycheck before you get your cut. It's almost like Uncle Sam taking the money. It's Uncle Samantha.

1:25:02 Drew Uncle Samantha ain't, ain't, he ain't playing.

1:25:04 Adam You know what's funny? They call it garnishing your wages. To me, garnishing is when they put like some parsley next to fish. This doesn't sound like garnishing. It sounds like they're raping your wages.

1:25:14 Guest For sure.

1:25:15 Drew But I wouldn't know nothing about that, though.

1:25:16 Guest You probably would. Yeah!

1:25:25 Adam All right. All right, man. So get this guy in the court, let it be known, and then the second he starts making some money, you get your piece until this kid's 18, and that's that. Dub C is here. The Shadiest One is the name of the CD. I command everyone within the sound of my voice to go out and get this CD.

1:25:55 Drew Yeah, the Shadiest One.

1:25:57 Adam It's been out for weeks. Doing real well.

1:26:00 Guest Ace Rockolla, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:26:05 Drew What's cracking, Flare?

1:26:06 Adam Matt.

1:26:08 Caller Hey.

1:26:08 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's going on?

1:26:11 Caller Oh, nothing much. Hey, Adam.

1:26:13 Adam Yeah.

1:26:13 Caller Me and my cousin John and my brother, Bob. Man, we love you, dude.

1:26:16 Guest You rule.

1:26:17 Adam Really? Where are you calling from?

1:26:18 Guest Ogden.

1:26:19 Adam Ogden?

1:26:20 Guest Utah.

1:26:20 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:26:21 Guest Yeah.

1:26:21 Adam Yeah. Uh, hold on. Let me give a shout out to my peeps in Ogden.

1:26:25 Guest You.

1:26:29 Guest That's really near.

1:26:31 Guest Oh, oh.

1:26:34 Drew What's cracking? What's your problem, homie?

1:26:35 Caller How did you get started in rap anyway? I was just wondering.

1:26:38 Drew Man, I got started in the rap game, man, from just back in the days being bored, trying to make some things happen. And it's got to mess around with the Capone set in the front room. And just turn around words, man. And that was like in nineteen eighty two.

1:26:57 Adam But like, who were you listening to back then?

1:27:00 Guest Blowfly, Richard Pryor.

1:27:02 Drew Blowfly, he was a famous rap artist who came out and everything. And he used to just rhyme. He had a famous song called Rap Dirty. And he used to just rhyme about, you know, different vaginas and penises and Tickle, Tickle Bitties. I used to listen to Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor just had a real vocal mouth. And I used to just say to myself, man, if I ever got in, I'd get in like that right there.

1:27:25 Adam Do you ever listen to Grandmaster Flash?

1:27:27 Drew Yeah, there was Sugarcoat, compared to Richard Pryor, though, and Blowfly, though.

1:27:32 Adam Right.

1:27:32 Guest Blowfly, his name was Blowfly.

1:27:34 Adam Is he still alive?

1:27:35 Drew He's still alive, yeah. Clarence, something else. What is that, Clarence? You don't know, Josh, my manager don't know.

1:27:41 Guest But yeah, yeah, yeah, Blowfly's still alive.

1:27:43 Adam Why don't you work with him?

1:27:45 Drew I'm gonna do a song with him.

1:27:46 Guest He's here.

1:27:47 Caller You are?

1:27:47 Guest Yeah, I'm gonna do a song with him.

1:27:48 Drew That's how he be laughing and everything.

1:27:50 Adam Wait, man, you wanna get in the ramp?

1:27:52 Caller Oh, hell yeah.

1:27:53 Adam Well, can you bust off a little rhyme for us?

1:27:55 Drew Yeah, what you gonna kick around for, Tommy?

1:27:57 Adam I mean, kick a rhyme?

1:27:58 Drew Kick a rap. Bust.

1:27:59 Caller Like what?

1:28:00 Adam Just go ahead.

1:28:01 Drew Like these notes.

1:28:01 Adam A little freestyle.

1:28:02 Drew Bust something.

1:28:03 Caller Like Bow Down?

1:28:04 Adam Yeah, go ahead.

1:28:06 Caller My verse.

1:28:07 Caller Your verse? Yeah. It's the shittiest one and the quick who wanna play me when I grab my locs on and my khakis say, Westside, cut a game, cut a cane, beep, beep.

1:28:15 Drew Beep, beep, beep. I ain't mad at you, homie. But sure, I ain't mad at you, homie.

1:28:24 Adam Hey, Matt. You got a part-time job now?

1:28:26 Drew Yeah.

1:28:27 Adam Don't quit it.

1:28:28 Drew All right, it's all love though, homie. I still love you playing. Look at Ace.

1:28:32 Adam I think I could rap better than Matt could.

1:28:34 Guest Man, look at you.

1:28:35 Drew Why you diss my old boy like that? That's one of my fans, man.

1:28:38 Adam Give me a little rap line and let me see how I sound.

1:28:41 Drew All right, I want you to say...

1:28:43 Adam Give me one from Bow Down.

1:28:44 Drew Bow Down?

1:28:45 Adam Yeah.

1:28:52 Drew Run away, run away, I'm a surrounded, get faded by this H, the blow to the deep, to the STA.

1:28:57 Adam Oh, jeez, I smoked too much pie. I can't remember one word. I'd have to write it down.

1:29:05 Drew I used to, my homeboy, Ace Rockolla. What's cracking?

1:29:08 Adam Did they have Bow Down and Karaoke?

1:29:12 Drew They're doing Bow Down and everything. Bow Down has three million records, man. Three million.

1:29:16 Adam If they had a karaoke thing, they'd take that thing.

1:29:17 Drew When you say three million records, they're doing Karaoke, Asianoke, Latinooke, they're doing everything, man.

1:29:24 Caller What's happening?

1:29:25 Adam Yokey Oney?

1:29:27 Guest Yeah.

1:29:28 Drew For sure, man.

1:29:29 Guest What's cracking?

1:29:29 Adam All right.

1:29:31 Drew You crazy, homeboy.

1:29:32 Adam Molly. No, you're crazy.

1:29:33 Drew Listen, I love Cheri.

1:29:35 Adam Molly. It's Cheri. You're 16. What's going on?

1:29:40 Guest One day, my mom was in the shower and I was holding a baby and I had some other stuff to do.

1:29:45 Adam Whose baby were you holding?

1:29:46 Guest My mom, my little sister. She told me to give it to her boyfriend. I'm like, okay. So I gave it to her boyfriend. He was drunk.

1:30:00 Drew While you was in the shower?

1:30:01 Guest No, my mom was.

1:30:02 Drew Oh, while your mom was in the shower. She gave it to the boyfriend?

1:30:05 Guest Huh?

1:30:05 Adam So you gave the baby to your boyfriend.

1:30:07 Drew Who was in the shower?

1:30:08 Adam Mom.

1:30:08 Drew Oh, mom was in the shower. Okay.

1:30:10 Guest Yeah, my mom was in the shower and I was busy and I was holding the baby. So she told me to give the baby to her boyfriend. So when he's drunk, and so I gave the baby to the boyfriend. And I'm walking to take her and he's like, well, you too. And I'm like, what? And then he's like, he like, he kind of like, kind of like, you know, decided my rest. And I was like, you know, what the heck?

1:30:39 Drew Oh, that's pathetic.

1:30:42 Adam Where's your dad?

1:30:43 Guest I don't have one. He died.

1:30:45 Adam He died? What happened to him?

1:30:46 Guest He was, he was drunk and died in a car accident.

1:30:49 Adam And your, your mom went and found another drunk guy, right?

1:30:52 Guest Yeah.

1:30:53 Adam Cause that's, cause her parents were drunks?

1:30:55 Guest My family, my grandparents.

1:30:57 Adam Everyone's, everyone's drunk in the family?

1:30:59 Guest Yeah.

1:30:59 Drew No, and that ain't because your stepfather shouldn't be doing that to you. That right there, that's sick.

1:31:05 Adam That's pathetic. What do you think your mom would do if you told her?

1:31:07 Guest I did tell her.

1:31:08 Adam What'd she do?

1:31:09 Guest Um, she didn't do nothing. She, she, she asked me if he had ever done anything to me. Um, I didn't want to tell her, but I had to be honest about it.

1:31:18 Adam Right.

1:31:18 Guest I told her.

1:31:19 Drew Yes.

1:31:20 Guest And, and she didn't say nothing afterwards.

1:31:24 Adam Oh, here's, here's the deal, Molly. Oh, the scariest part about this whole story is there's a baby that's still going to be left behind.

1:31:33 Drew Man.

1:31:33 Adam But here's the deal, Molly. Your mom, because her parents were alcoholics, because her daddy was an alcoholic, she's attracted to guys who drink. Don't ask me why God created people this way. It's a sick thing to do.

1:31:45 Drew Listen, my old boy.

1:31:45 Adam That's the way the biology works.

1:31:47 Drew This is the big homie, Ace Rockolla.

1:31:48 Adam Your dad was an alcoholic and this new guy is an alcoholic. And there's a chance that you may be an alcoholic too. So you got to worry about that.

1:31:56 Drew Yeah. Make sure that you not one. Whatever you do, fight that feeling.

1:31:59 Adam But what you got to do is not be alone with this guy ever. And what you got to do is get out of the house as soon as you can. You got to study hard in school and you got to go off somewhere to college.

1:32:11 Drew Spend as much time as you can with your little brother.

1:32:15 Adam You got to look after him.

1:32:16 Drew Look after him. Make sure he's not getting fondled.

1:32:18 Adam And you can't be alone with this guy. And if he does anything, beat the shit out of him. You blow the whistle. Call the cops.

1:32:27 Drew On him and your mom and everybody. That's not looking out after you. I mean, it's all out of love. Don't get it twisted. You're not just calling to arrest moms like that. You're just calling to let everybody know that you're serious about what you actually mean.

1:32:41 Adam You know, though, Molly, for someone who's been through what you've been through, you sound pretty good. You ever listen to this show?

1:32:48 Guest Yeah, I do.

1:32:48 Adam You know how Drew and I know when people are nuts just by talking to them?

1:32:51 Guest Yeah.

1:32:52 Adam We could ask them what the score of the Lakers game was, and we'd know they're nuts before they're done telling us the score. I don't get that off of you. I get that off Dub C, but I don't get that off of you.

1:33:01 Drew Yeah, you get off the Dub C, because I'm crazy as hell.

1:33:04 Adam So, Molly, you're fine. Now you got to break the chain. Don't be an alcoholic and don't marry some drunken guy who's going to abuse your kids.

1:33:13 Guest Can I ask you one more question? Yeah. Okay, this guy at work, he wants to be hooked up with my best friend. So, I remember my mom and my brother would tell me that he likes me. I was like, whatever, I never really was interested in him. So, I was trying to hook him up. When they met, I was just like, I kind of had feelings for him.

1:33:32 Adam How old is he?

1:33:33 Guest He's 18.

1:33:35 Adam Okay.

1:33:35 Guest And so, you know, she's kind of like really interested in him. And I don't know if I should tell her, if I should tell him.

1:33:44 Adam That you're interested?

1:33:45 Guest Yeah.

1:33:45 Adam All right. Here's the situation, Molly. I know you like guys and all that. This is the least you're worries right now. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, if you like him, great, go ahead and tell him. But if you're going to have sex with a guy, put a condom on. You got a real high probability of getting pregnant too young, just like your mom did, and getting hooked up with a guy who drinks too much, just like your mom did. And you got to break that chain right now.

1:34:10 Drew For sure, boo.

1:34:11 Adam Okay. So, sustain school, study. Don't be alone with this guy for a moment.

1:34:16 Drew Never.

1:34:16 Adam If he tries anything, if he comes even close, you call the cops.

1:34:20 Guest There you go.

1:34:21 Adam And you get the hell out of there as soon as you graduate and move on.

1:34:25 Drew There you go.

1:34:26 Adam See, sometimes, you just gotta, it's sad, but it's true, but you just gotta write your family off and move on.

1:34:32 Drew You got to, man, because sometimes, family is your worst enemy, homie.

1:34:36 Adam Yeah. And the reason they're the worst enemy is because you never let anyone else do to you what they're doing to you, but you let them get away with a lot of crap because they're family.

1:34:45 Drew They're family. Exactly. Right. Y'all listen to my homie, Ace Rockolla. He's the problem of the truth.

1:34:49 Adam Brian.

1:34:50 Caller Yeah.

1:34:51 Adam You're 15.

1:34:52 Caller Yeah.

1:34:52 Adam I got about a minute here. I'm going to read your question. You cheated on girlfriend. Should you tell her or let it be?

1:35:01 Caller Yeah.

1:35:01 Drew Let it be, homeboy.

1:35:02 Adam Let it be. But don't do it again.

1:35:04 Drew Don't do it again, but let it be. That's from Dub C. I really need it.

1:35:08 Adam Brian.

1:35:08 Drew Yeah.

1:35:09 Adam 16. Two girls will sleep with him if he dumps his girlfriend. Should he go for it?

1:35:14 Drew Let her go and get cracking, homeboy, and don't tell her. Next, what you want to do?

1:35:20 Adam Same thing Drew would have said if he was here. Mike 17, how to break a habit of telling girls what they want to hear.

1:35:26 Drew Hey, keep cracking homeboy, keep cracking. Don't the hoes want to hear nothing they don't want to hear. Keep nustling, what's next?

1:35:32 Adam Yeah, what are you going to do? Start walking around telling them they got a fat ass?

1:35:35 Drew There you go.

1:35:36 Adam And they shouldn't have got their hair cut?

1:35:37 Drew Yeah, next, next.

1:35:38 Caller I really like this girl now, so.

1:35:39 Adam All right, so tell her what she wants to hear.

1:35:41 Drew There you go. Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next.

1:35:45 Adam Sean's 14. When is the right time to get intimate with his girlfriend?

1:35:49 Drew What's going on? Hurry up, real quick, homie. We only got a couple of seconds. What's the problem?

1:35:53 Caller I do.

1:35:54 Caller Well, I don't know. I got kind of close to, you know, doing it with her, but. Right.

1:36:00 Adam But you're only 14.

1:36:02 Caller Yeah.

1:36:02 Adam How old is she?

1:36:03 Guest She's 13.

1:36:05 Adam Dub C had six kids by the time he was 14.

1:36:10 Drew Let it go, homie. Let it go.

1:36:11 Adam You're too young.

1:36:12 Drew Too young, player.

1:36:13 Adam Wear a condom and just cramp some titty for now.

1:36:15 Guest Right. Yeah.

1:36:16 Drew This sucks. Suck on a little something, something, you know, tickle babies and it'll be all right. Like me and Sherry.

1:36:21 Adam We'll be back. W-E-B-N. All right, the name of the elm.

1:36:46 Guest Yeah, the shadiest one.

1:36:49 Adam Hey, Dub C.

1:36:49 Drew Everybody support my homeboy Ace Rockolla. I want you to stay down with him. Keep supporting him because he deserve his cheddar, which is his money. Yeah, I know what time it is. And also to everybody out there to go grab the shadiest one. That's the name of the elm, the shadiest one. Dub C, the brother with the braids and his beard from the West Side Connection. Hey, it's all love.

1:37:11 Adam Hey, when you guys do something else on West Side Connection, bring Mack Penn and Ice Cube in here and talk about it again.

1:37:18 Drew Yeah, we're going to bring them all in. We're going to do it right.

1:37:21 Adam All right, Dub C, we are plum out of show. Thanks a lot.

1:37:23 Drew West Side Connection, the shadiest one. Much love.

1:37:25 Adam I appreciate it. Until next time.

1:37:27 Drew The shadiest one. Until next time.

1:37:29 Adam Ace Rockolla for Dub C.

1:37:31 Caller The shadiest one.

1:37:32 Adam Mahalo.

1:37:34 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:37:36 Caller The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the staff or management or producers or directors or the advertising or anyone. They might be Bob's.

1:37:44 Caller I'm Bob and they're mine.

1:37:45 Caller The producer of Loveline is Andy Wilkins. Loveline is a presentation of Westbrook One Entertainment.

1:37:52 Caller We now return you to your highly tested, regularly scheduled programming.

1:37:56 Caller Bye.

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